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Why Greed is Good FEBRUARY 2003 MISSION STATEMENT The purpose of the Portland Spectator is to provide the students, faculty, and staff with the alternative viewpoint to the left-wing mentality forced upon all at Portland State University. The Portland Spectator is concerned with the defense LIFE LIBERTY PROPERTY and advancement of the ideals under which our great Republic was founded. Our viewpoint originates from the following principles: Editor-in-Chief Individual Liberty Napoleon Linardatos Limited Government Managing Editor Free Market Economy and Free Trade Joey Coon The Rule of Law Senior Editor Shahriyar Smith The Portland Spectator is published by the Portland State University Copy Editor Publication Board; and is staffed solely by volunteer editors and writers. The Mary McShane Portland Spectator is funded through incidental student fees, advertisement rev- enue, and private donations. Our aim is to show that a conservative philosophy is Technology Director the proper way to approach issues of common concern. In general the staff of the Tom McShane Portland Spectator share beliefs in the following: Contributors Sean H. Boggs -We believe that the academic environment should become again an open S. J. Campbell forum, where there is a chance for rational and prudent arguments to be Eusibio Castillo heard. The current environment of political correctness, political fundamen- Patricia Elliot talism and mob mentality stifle genuine political debate. Keith Friese -We support high academic standards. Seth Hatmaker Matthew Hebebrand -We believe that each student should be judged solely on his/her merits. Stephen Heckman Brian Danielson -We oppose the special or preferential treatment of any one person or group. Justice McPherson Dan Mikhno -We believe in an open, fair and small student government. Nathan Pawlicki -We believe that equal treatment yields inequality inherent in our human Mateusz Perkowski nature. Julia Moore Janet Rogers -We oppose unequal treatment in order to yield equality, for this violates any Larry A. Smith principle of justice that can maintain a free and civilized society.
-We oppose the welfare state that either benefits individuals, groups or corpo- Cartoonist rations. The welfare state in the long run creates more poverty, dependency, Dion Lienhard social and economic decline. MEMBER OF THE COLLEGIATE NETWORK -We believe in Capitalism, and that the sole role of government in economic The Portland Spectator is published by the matters is to provide the institutional arrangements that allow capitalism to Student Publication Board of PSU. All signed flourish. essays and commentaries herein represent the opinions of the writers and not necessarily the -We do not hate the rich; we do not idolize the poor. opinions of the magazine or its staff. The Portland Spectator accepts letters to the -We believe in an activist U.S. foreign policy that seeks to promote and estab- editor and commentaries from students, faculty and staff at the Portland State University. Please lish freedom, political and economic, all around the world. limit your letters to 300 words. We reserve the right to edit material we find -We believe, most importantly, in the necessity of patriotic duty consistent obscene, libelous, inappropriate or lengthy. We with the preservation and advancement of our Republic. are not obliged to print anything that does not suit us. Unsolicited material will not be returned unless accompanied by a stamped, self- addressed envelope. Submission constitutes tes- Contact Information timony as to the accuracy. -Each person limited to 3 copies Email: Address: Location: Telephone: -Copyright © 2003 The Portland Spectator. All [email protected] Smith Memorial 503.725.9795 rights reserved. The Portland Spectator Center S-28 Tips: PO Box 347, Portland (sub-basement) Office Hours: [email protected] OR 97207 Monday 1pm-5pm Tuesday 1pm-3pm Web Site: portlandspectator.com
2 portlandspectator.com The Portland Spectator FEBRUARY 2003 CONTENTS February 2002 • Volume 2 • Issue 5
Departments
4 Parenthesis 6 Editorial 29 Pro & Con 30 Letters 31 Healthy Body Sick Mind 32 Back Page Satire
Articles
7 Focus on the Left JUSTICE MCPHERSON 8 Free Speech Zones DAN MIKHNO 9 Transcending Racism SHAHRIYAR SMITH 10 The Trouble with North Korea MATEUSZ PERKOWSKI 11 Back to the Future NAPOLEON LINARDATOS 12 The Age of White Guilt SHELBY STEELE 16 Why Greed is Good JOEY COON
Fiction
25 Concrete and Glass P. L. CARRICO
Books & Arts
26 Sex & the City S. J. CAMPBELL 27 Will You Please Be Quiet, Please? S. J. CAMPBELL 28 Let Freedom Ring SETH HATMAKER
Sex & the City Are the women of Sex and the City examples of liberation or simply manifestations of a male wet dream?
BY S. J. CAMPBELL
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The Portland Spectator portlandspectator.com 3 FEBRUARY 2003 PARENTHESIS
The before crime arrest Virginia- Fairfax County police recently A LEFTIST VISITS IRAQ arrested nine people charged with “pub- Who, you may be asking incredulously, would want their country to be bombed? lic drunkenness,” in what officials What would make people want to risk their children being blown to pieces? I describe as an operation to discourage thought this too until, last October, I spent a month as a journalist seeing the real- crime before it occurs. Were those tar- ity of life under Saddam Hussein. geted running amuck on the streets or Strangely, it's the small details which remain in the memory, even now, three slouching behind the wheel of a car? months later. It's the pale, sickly look that would come over people's faces when I No, those forced to prove their sobriety mentioned Saddam. It's the fact that the Marsh Arabs - a proud, independent peo- were patrons in privately owned bars, ple who have seen their marshes drained and been "relocated" to tiny desert most of which were seated quietly, shacks - are forced to hang a small, menacing picture of Saddam in their new enjoying drinks. "homes". It's the child wearing a T-shirt saying "Yes, yes, yes to Daddy Saddam”
- Johann HarI, The Times of London, January 18 2003 Moral relativism down under North Queensland, Australia- According to a 15 year old girl, an THE POLITICS OF TAX-CUTS Aboriginal man by the name of Jackie Pascoe Jamilmira knocked her to the This emphasis on the investor class dove- ground, put his foot on her neck and tails with the politics of Bush's reelection. raped her. The girl’s parents had He cares about how the economy will look to “promised” her as a wife to the man at voters in 2004, not today. her birth, in exchange for a portion of If the dividend tax cut has any impact on Pascoe’s regular government allowance. the markets and consumption, it won't be A state judge defended the man’s right until next year, when Bush is campaigning. to have sex with an underage girl as a Bush is also trying to appeal to the two- 40,000 year old “Aboriginal custom,” thirds of voters who own stocks. and ruled that the girl “knew what was The Democrats failed to capitalize on the expected of her” and “didn’t need pro- bear market in the last election, and Bush tection.” Pascoe was given a nominal wants to put them on the defensive about an 24-hour sentence on appeal. issue supposedly dear to investors. "They are all getting locked in as enemies of the investor class," says one Republican strate- Aiport antics gist. Penn Jillette, in the most recent issue And whereas in the 1970s and 1980s unem- of Regulation: ployment and inflation were the key indica- [Dean Cameron] is one of the funniest tors of economic performance to the public, people I’ve ever met and, on top of that, the White House has come to believe that he came up with the perfect piece of the stock market is now the key barometer. political performance art that you "There is a new number, and it is wealth," should try yourself the next time you fly. says Norquist. If the economy cooperates He had the Bill of Rights printed on with these politics, the White House will have invested well. pieces of metal the size of playing cards, and he sells them on his website, - Ryan Lizza, The New Republic, January 20 2003 www.securityedition.com. Get it? When you carry one through the airport security, you set off the pig’s wand. “Do you have any metal in this pocket?” PURE POETRY - KORTUM ON THE STUDENT SENATE “Oh yes, it’s my constitutional rights. ...a self-serving, whining, back-stabbing, posturing, nothing-gets-done, rule- Here you go, take them.” breaking, disrespecting, boo-hoo bitch fest.
- Ira Kortum, The Daily Vanguard, January 17, 2003
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Putting Oregon Frist ERSON OF THE EAR The recent elevation of Bill Frist to PSU P Y Senate majority leader is good news for Last year's Miss America, Katie Harman, Oregon. It turns out that Senator was selected to be the 2002 graduation Gordon Smith and majority leader Frist keynote speaker. It turned out to be a are good friends. Smith has already defining moment for PSU, and an insight been placed on the Senate Finance into the university's fear of anyone Committee – a powerful post – and expressing a different viewpoint. Campus plans to address “public education, pub- groups spawned a controversy upon sus- lic safety, and essential programs for picion that Harman would speak about the needy.” 9/11, patriotism, and American unity. Those who were afraid of what she might have said repeatedly criticized Harman What’s that smell? by either calling into question her creden- The Results The Bend City Council has preliminari- tials, or with some ideological objection to the Miss America pageant. Mary K. Tetreault 3% ly approved an ordinance that bans PSU Provost people from busses and bus stations The alternative suggestions for keynote speaker were all anti-war radicals who in who “emanate a grossly repulsive odor Douglas Samuels 7% that is unavoidable by other Bend no way diverged from the left's point of PSU Vice Provost for Student Affairs Extended Area Transit customers.” view. Harman’s speech actually dealt Apparently the odors emanating from with cancer and other social issues. In Katie Harman 43% anti-hygienic residents of Bend pose a addition to the accomplishment of Miss America 2002, PSU student safety hazard because they are offensive becoming Miss America, Katie Harman, stood firm and delivered a fine speech Kristin Wallace 40% enough to “distract the driver.” ASPSU President that warranted none of the controversy that the campus groups had raised. She Lew Church 4% indirectly played an important part in Progressive Student Union And don’t’ come back! revealing something very important After pioneering the bloated Oregon about the left at PSU. Total Votes: 141 1/28/03 Health Plan and being a model of parti- sanship with a record breaking 202 vetoes, Kitzhaber leaves Oregon divided and in shambles. The tax system, econ- omy, and public school system are in a The Axis of Idiocy mess. Kitzhaber came in as a believer in big Demitris Desyllas: The Stipend governance demands reasoned debate. government and left disillusioned as an King. Desyllas loves stipends. So long . Laura Campos: The I-am-a-victim advocate of local solutions. Apparently, as the checks keep coming, Desyllas's Senator. Campos’ political philosophy it took eight years for him to figure this support for his noble causes is unflag- consists entirely of using her minority out. Thanks a bunch. ging. No matter what the issue, you status as social currency. Every prob- can be sure what position Desyllas will lem is a consequence of racism. support: The one with an office. Whatever goes wrong has to do with Cassidy Blackburn: Howler race and her. Maybe, if she didn’t Hey dude, where’s the money? Monkey at Large Constant rage-filled claim or imply racism every ten sec- The City of Eugene recently imposed a outbursts characterize this senator's onds, she wouldn’t trivialize an impor- new street maintenance fee. The only style of student representation. For tant issue. problem is, they didn’t bother to figure Blackburn, the volume of your voice People like these, and their allies, out how they were going to collect it. equals the strength of your argument. constitute an axis of idiocy, aiming to One would think it necessary when While screaming at the students may threaten the sanity of the Senate. thinking up a new tax, to also think of a impress his preschool friends, good way to collect it. Apparently, Eugene’s City Council has problems doing two things at once. Punish Sean H. Boggs Isn’t it time that you punished this unrepentant misanthrope? Now you do have the opportunity to do so. Go to portlandspectator.com where we have put forth some ideas. Vote for the one of your preference.
The Portland Spectator portlandspectator.com 5 FEBRUARY 2003 EDITORIAL
The Senate from Hell
There are some things money can’t buy, like ASPSU Senate Amid all the usual ugliness though, there was a moment of meetings. Anyone who has attended easily recognizes that they courage. The decision that the expulsion of the three senators are priceless. Other than the usual chaos and disorganization, was illegal was a unanimous decision of the Evaluation and there have been a few more disturbing things going on. Constitution Review Committee (E&CR). It was courageous It has now been realized that a few senators where thrown out because a majority of the members of the committee come illegally back in October. But now a faction of Senators – a cou- from the opposite side of the political spectrum than the ple of them unelected – just don’t want to let them in. expelled Senators. As per usual they could have ignored the law The reason: these three senators have different beliefs. The and done what would have been politically beneficial to them; important thing to notice is that the three wouldn’t affect the they chose otherwise. These three members of the E&CR were configuration of the senate in any important way. But they Amara Marino, James Wright and Annie Stewart. It was dis- would express a different opinion and that might cause heartening to see the abuse that these people took from unwanted diversity in the Senate. Desyllas & Co. The PSU administration, which is supposed to know the rules We are half way thru the school year and the important things and advise the students appropriately, came to the issue very that the student ‘senate’ has been working on are: stipends for late. For months now the senate that is supposed to represent student senators, office space and telephone line for the stu- students has not really been representative, but they didn’t dent senators and how to keep elected senators out of the sen- care one bit. It might have to do with the fact that the expelled ate. senators do not tow the political line of the PSU administra- The socialist fossils that reside in the senate did it again, tion. another do-nothing year. ENRONizing OSPIRG, Part 2 Perhaps, you have noticed the increased activity of OSPIRG questions were basically answered in the same way: I don’t on campus. This is what happens when OSPIRG gets bad pub- know. We have a transcript of last year’s hearing on OSPIRG at licity. When OSPIRG feels a little bit of pressure, when they the University of Oregon. A very entertaining document show- might not get everything they asked for, it’s time to pet the cash ing better than anything else how OSPIRG uses your money. cow. Me and Joy are fee committee members. Ashlee and Joanna By the way, this is what we are to OSPIRG. We are an account are from OSPIRG. worth $120,000. This year we were upgraded to $150,000 Me: With rent, you share the Portland office base with with their preposterous request for an additional $30,000. OSPIRG staff and there are 3 total organizations sharing the So expect more action on campus from OSPIRG. More posters, building. What percentage of that is the student PIRG paying? more slide shows and presentations. Also, expect friends and Ashlee: We don’t know members to run for public offices in the student elections. They Joanna: But we can get that. are determined to get as much money out of you, and are unbe- Me: I’ve asked every time we’ve met and no one has ever been lievably committed to this noble cause. able to give me a number. It is entertaining to see representatives of OSPIRG answer This is an example of how responsibly your money is used by questions. During the Student Fee Committee hearings, all the ‘watchdog.’
The United Nonsense
In an interesting turn of events this month, global community question the rele- the United Nations has blessed us with two of vance of this body, then Iraq’s position the most ironic examples of its ineptitude as as chair of the U.N. Conference on an international decision-making organiza- Disarmament ought to do the trick. tion. Libya, a country which prohibits the Iraq, a country who as of late has been formation of political parties, and is known to unable to account for nearly 10,000 imprison opponents of government for years liters of anthrax, several hundred tons without charges or trial and torture and/or of mustard gas and enough ingredients assassinate political opponents abroad, has to create 200 tons of VX gas. It’s a won- recently been nominated and confirmed as der that anyone takes the U.N. seriously chair of he U.N. Commission on Human at all after witnessing the process by Rights. which the award leadership positions. If this was not sufficient enough to make the
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