BRISBANE WATER (NSW) LEGACY No 70 November 2013

Australian’s awarded VC’s in Russia?

Russia and USA Allies?

Melbourne Cup Day

Night of Stars Legacy Australia 90 Australia Legacy Water for Legacy 10 (NSW) or more received All years. a who have worked recognise staff all and for Brisbane Frederic, evening event held an was to formally thank ThursdayOn 19th in September Point Hall at Legacy NIGHT OF STARS Groom, Rowan Pope, Jeneath Aguilar, Bayliss. Kerry Prendergast, Linda Brown, Chris O’Malley, Sharon following nominees. DorothyGracieLefel, Griffin, Jacqui site, congratulations to winner’s all and well the as as nominations were hotly staff The contested at each FREDERICK -MichaelPOINT Heather Wilby Parsons, -JulieWYOMING Coote, Pauline North Wojcik, -Maria Michelle HEAD Hodges NORAH Oscar”. Congratulations to:“Legacy home a Nominated Awards, taking Staff the with following were night, the on the presentedAlso staff NominatedStaff Recognition Awards staff: these all thank recognising of certificate service. length Brisbane Water (NSW) Legacy. (NSW) of Water those Brisbane necessarily not and authors respective the of those are expressed Opinions complete current. or accurate, is magazine this in available information the that warrant not does (NSW) Water Legacy Brisbane reserved. rights All Legacy. (NSW) Water Brisbane from consent written prior without prohibited is part in or whole in Reproduction Legacy. (NSW) Water © Brisbane NEXT Katherine O’Dea Katherine Fullagar Sandy Groom Peter Tracey Scognamiglio Baldock Matthew Youssef Laila 14 years Parsons Michael Wilby Heather Wilson Hantari 20 years Pincham Loma Margaret New Brown Linda Lavis Hazel Madden Lynette Kingshott Nora Stinson Jan Marion Frith Waterman Dawn Peace Gweneth Egan Ruth Sami Cheryl Alchin Shirley North Pauline Wilkinson Gail of Board Directors, of the behalf On Iwould like to Copy deadline is deadline Copy March 10,March 2014 ISSUE –71 ISSUE 24 years years 24 22 years 22 years 24 years years 24 11 years 18 years 12 years 12 years 23 years years 23 14 years 25 years years 25 24 years years 24 13 years 31 years 24 years years 24 10 years 14 years 22 years 22 years 21 years 13 years 10 years 23 years years 23 12 years 12 years th Year Gold Medallion, along a with 10 years Betty McCleary, Mark Gattenhof Mark McCleary, Betty Members Editor Editorial Committee – Max Davis, 4368 2317 –MaxDavis,4368 – Russell Swinden, Swinden, –Russell over the last nineover months. last the forat BWL your support,encouragement friendship and you forwould all that. adequate. be thank So so supportive. Idon’t aplethora even think of gratitude residents and at have Head Norah been all staff the and at Point residents and at Wyoming Frederick, staff the residents and overwhelming. staff management, The statement that by unequivocally. Istand had. 90’sand greatest generation are the ever nation has this generation the that who BWL with are now in their 80’s ladies here. lead example by Ihave even said before Iwas our society Legacy and in our Australian important isso This each other theirdowns. during all ups and ladies widowsis howin the the all groups support roses”, say. they as May 2012 eight Ihad to “smell then off months and the Idecided early retirement in sales, company to take in Hello at to my friends all BWL. BUSNEW DRIVER Elizabeth Ward :Elizabeth President Vice Hickey :Michael President Executive Legacy hesitate to contact Garry Chambers on 4323 4977. on 4323 Chambers hesitate to Garry contact ofcopy Chatterbox generous sponsorship of Vision Australia. Weaudio to are pleased acknowledge cassette. the of our WidowsMany receive copies of Chatterbox Chatterbox Much love to all. to love Much Finally, one every each and Iwould like also to thank wayThe been Ihave quite been accepted into has BWL have I things noticed most One of the magnificent multinational 37working years for American After an If any other sight-impaired any If Widows would like a on audio cassette, please don’t please on audio cassette, on audio cassette 51 MasonsParade,PointFrederick Legacy Complex Legacy Phone (02) 4977 Phone 4323 Fax (02) 4458 4323 Fax on on Chris

30042~1113 President’s President, Legatee Hickey. Michael Edward Hickey was born in Hay NSW and educated in Wagga Wagga. He is Message married to Noelene. He completed his National Service commitment during 1965-67, serving with the Royal The year is all but gone and by Australian Artillery, with Operational service in Vietnam the time this issue of Chatterbox with 103 Battery of 1st Field Regiment during which is read, I will have completed my time he was attached to Company’s of both 6 RAR and 5 term as President of Brisbane RAR as a Forward Observer. Michael first joined Legacy Water Legacy and you will be in Blayney NSW with the Orange Legacy Club in 1992, reading the first contribution transferring to Brisbane Water in 2009. from the new President, Legatee Michael Hickey. I would like to pay tribute to the members of the It has been another very busy year for Brisbane Water Board and Club Management Committee who have Legacy with a number of projects coming to fruition, worked tirelessly during the year in resolve of the many such as the major improvements to the Aged Care facility issues that front such a large and complex organisation at Wyoming and introduction of a number of initiatives as ours. A special thanks to all the Chairman of in support of our widows. The reintroduction of Legatee Committees who so efficiently co-ordinate and manage visits to widows has been popular and of great success. our various Legacy facilities and functions as also our The highlight of my tenure as your President has wonderful and dedicated staff without whom we just been the contact and socialising with our Widows Clubs could not function. and Torchbearers. My wife, Pam, and I have very much My best wishes to the incoming Board and to the enjoyed all of the activities that we have attended and next President whom I believe will bring a different especially your friendly welcome and hospitality during perspective and a commitment that will lead our our time. I take this opportunity to wish you all a joyful wonderful Club well into the future. Christmas and healthy New Year. Tony Morton – Outgoing President Before closing, I should introduce our incoming Incoming Here I would like to sincerely congratulate our outgoing President Legatee Tony Morton for his President’s professional leadership manner he maintained during his term in office. Many thanks must be given to Mrs Message Pam Morton for her unselfish commitment in assisting Well here I am about to take Tony in so many ways. on the helm of Brisbane Water Every best wish to you all. Please have a safe and (NSW) Legacy. What an absolute happy Christmas. honour I consider this position to Michael Hickey – Incoming President hold. In my humble opinion this organization we all belong to would have to be well up with the “best of the best”. CEO Update It is the most professionally run business you could ever wish to imagine. With an astute, caring and A new single contact point for energetic Board of 11 Legatees sitting on, deliberating all information on Aged Care on and giving up so much of their time to ensure services available both in the we all achieve the only main goal entrusted to us all home and in care facilities has as members of Legacy. This being to look after and been established by the Federal show genuine love to all our widows and any special Government. The contact dependents in need. phone number is 1800 200 422, Just fancy having such an organization situated right and there is also a website here in the heart of the Central Coast with the best of www.myagedcare.gov.au. CEO’s (Mr Peter Lawley) keeping his hand on the pulse Brisbane Water (NSW) Legacy offers Aged Care support to ensure the smooth running of our fabulous staff, through our Facilities at Wyoming and Norah Head, and office and our two villages at Wyoming and Norah Head. our staff are also available to provide information if any I have been a member of Legacy now for 21 years, of our dependants or their families have any questions. having spent many rewarding years in Blayney NSW This information and support can be arranged through before moving to Terrigal four years ago. our Manager of Aged Care at the sites, or through Rest assured my wife Noelene and I look forward to information from our Welfare Officers. Contact the office meeting up with as many of you as possible over the on (02) 43234977 at any time for information. ensuing two years and look forward to the commitments required. Continued on page 2

CHATTERBOX 70 1 Editorial CEO Update

It is that time again. By the time Continued from page 1 you read this you will probably In addition to our Aged Care facilities, Brisbane Water have put up your Christmas (NSW) Legacy operate a retirement village at Gosford, decorations. Certainly you will with options for both rental arrangements and Loan be surrounded by memories Licence purchase. This village operates under the of past festive seasons, some legislation of the Retirement Village Act, complying warm, some sad. Whatever your in all areas. The village has been established for many situation remember you are never years, and provides low cost housing specifically for forgotten as part of the Legacy family. our Legacy Widows, with many activities and support What a year it has been with our gala garden party services available on site. Please contact the office at in June, not to be forgotten Melbourne Cup Day and Gosford for any information, and we do keep a waiting of course our ladies Christmas Parties. If you were not list for interested parties. part of these events keep an eye peeled for the functions In closing, I would like to wish all readers a happy in 2014 and if mobility is an issue preventing your Christmas, and a healthy 2014. I hope to see as many participation, call us and we can solve the problem. as possible of our ladies at the annual Christmas luncheons, and look forward to ensuring all staff at As I type this message my mind goes back to Badge Legacy continue to provide and improve on our welfare Day and the spirit of Legacy that remains untarnished and care services for the new year. and in the minds of many wonderful people. This year in the week preceding Badge Day two ladies Peter Lawley – Chief Executive Officer (one a Legacy Widow, one not), neither over endowed with wealth, sought me out and both made a generous A Tribute to Legacy contribution to our appeal. Why? Because they believe in what Legacy means and does. I will not name them The War machine is silent, and embarrass them for their generosity but they are The haze of battle clears: neighbors of mine and will probably know who I mean. Horror, untold pain and sadness, Thank you ladies. Have been softened by the years. On the day my wife and I served at Central Coast Leagues Club where we were ably assisted by two special But a legacy still lingers, needs dependants. They had been on duty at various Left by men whose failing hand sites since dawn that day and worked through until Passed the Torch to willing comrades, near six pm. The same couple can often be seen at Erina To still shine upon our land. working with The Salvo’s. A legacy of children, That is the Legacy spirt and gladdens the heart of all Little lives to shape and guide; of us who have the privilege to serve our Legacy family. Worthy sons of worthy fathers, Merry Christmas to all. Who will be Australia’s pride. Max Davis – Editor So this brand of gallant comrades Caught the Torch and carried on, Alexander is stranded on an island And they burnished it so brightly covered in forest. That the bright flame fairly shone. One day, when the wind is blowing from the west, lightning strikes the west And the brightness is reflected end of the island and sets fire to the On your happy faces when forest. The fire is very violent, burning We hear the merry laughter everything in its path, and without Of the children of our men. intervention the fire will burn the whole We Mothers give undying thanks, island, killing the man in the process. Where no reward they ask: There are cliffs around the island, so

TICKLE To these self appointed fathers, BRAIN he cannot jump off. Who are helping in our task. How can Alexander survive the fire? (There are no buckets or any other Mrs Molly Cumming’s daughter Myra submitted this means to put out the fire) poem by her mother to Chatterbox. It was originally Answer on page 8 Published in Sydney Legacy Torchlight magazine – 1951-52.

2 CHATTERBOX 70 MEMORIES OF 1945

Mrs. Joyce Lee, one of Brisbane Water Legacy's ladies supplied this copy of a treasured moment in 1945. Pictured is the then Miss. Joyce Weirick welcoming home her fiance after he was liberated from more than three years as a prisoner of war. I know this will touch a cord for many of our readers. Thank you for sharing this memory Mrs. Lee. The Editor

CHATTERBOX 70 3 FROM THE WELFARE TEAM

Manager Welfare Welfare Officers and Operations As we find ourselves on the doorstep of the most magical of seasons, Christmas, we know that for some this can Fair Trading / Buying goods also be a lonely time. Not all of us have family, or family and services nearby and it can feel as if everyone else is celebrating The Australian Consumer Law whilst we are alone. For others it can be a tiring day, (ACL) commenced on 1 January 2011 is a national particularly when celebrating with lots of little ones who are often overtired and/or overexcited. Often it can be a law designed to protect the consumer and ensure day where family are flung together against their better fair trading. The ACL sets an individual’s rights and judgement, creating stress and tension. responsibilities in all sorts of purchasing situations. Always remember that whatever you face, at any For example, it covers refunds, consumer guarantees, moment, on any day we are always beside you … unsafe and defective products when a person makes Our Welfare Team has spent the last 12mths visiting a purchase using a lay-by or an unsolicited consumer our ladies, juniors and our special needs dependants agreement with a door to door seller or telemarketer . from Gwandalan to The Hawkesbury, Killcare to NSW Fair Trading enquiries – Phone 13 32 20 (8.30am Kulnura and many suburbs in-between. We all agree – 5pm) www.fairtrading.nsw.gov.au that the courage, nature and strength of the human spirit is well and alive and very present within our Workers Education Association (WEA) community. WEA is an independent, voluntary organisation which What we witnessed in mid-October with the NSW fires provides educational opportunities for adults. It provides was a community which rallied unconditionally. Though four programs a year and the courses take place during not all of us may have been affected, our hearts were the day or in the evenings and also weekends. given to those in need and to the selfless and tireless There are three WEA branches: Sydney, Hunter, and commitment of our firefighters. Illawarra. The courses vary across branches and include The NSW fire service advise residents living near languages, computer skills, arts and crafts, business, hazard reduction burns or in areas being affected by fire sports, travel, and many more. Discounts are available to take the following precautions. for people who are in receipt of a Commonwealth • Keep doors and windows closed to prevent smoke pension or a seniors card. To find out more contact your entering home nearest branch. • Keep outdoor furniture undercover to prevent ember burn • Sydney 9264 2781 • Retract pool covers to prevent ember damage • Hunter 4925 4200 • Remove washing from clothes lines • Illawarra 4226 1622 • Ensure pets and livestock have a protected area Computers • Persons who suffer breathing difficulties should Do you want to find out about a computer course in your remain indoors or take their normal health area? The Australian Senior Computer Clubs Association precautions • In smoky areas vehicles must slow down, keep (ASCCA) can provide you with a seniors’ computer club windows up and turn headlights on near where you live. There is a small fee which also • Listen to media reports for road closures and details varies between areas. For information please contact of smoke hazards on the day 9286 3871. • Also remember, be sensible during the hotter As this is the last edition of this fantastic magazine months, use your air-conditioner or fan to stay cool, prior to Christmas, I would like to wish you and your keep well hydrated and Do Not go out in the heat of families a very merry Christmas and happy new year. the day. This year has been particularly busy but, it has been a From all of us here at Legacy Merry Christmas and pleasure in providing our services to all the dependants Happy New Year and may the promise of this wondrous who are enrolled with Brisbane Water (NSW) Legacy. I time find you well with our wishes of happiness would also like to thank the fantastic staff I have who FOREVER in what will be and ALWAYS in what may lie assist in ensuring the welfare support we provide to you ahead. all is of the highest standard. Michael Parsons, Rowan Pope and Sharon Groom Garry Chambers – Manager Welfare & Operations – Welfare Officers

4 CHATTERBOX 70 LEGACY JUNIOR – MEMORIES Memories Tegan Logos

As I am 89 years of age it is natural that I have many We are privileged to write about a very human young memories. The most outstanding however is whilst I person who was awarded a Brisbane Water Legacy was serving in the Womens Royal Naval Service during Scholarship. Here is her story: World War 2. I was stationed in Scotland at the shore Tegan is 21 years old and will graduate this year at the bases for the midget submarines and chariots. It was all end of her 3 year course at University. very hush hush but after a while I discovered the reason Shortly after she was born, her father Hugo was for the secrecy. diagnosed as having the early stages of Alzheimer’s The most memorable time was when we realised that Disease. After a time he became a patient at the Woy the base was holding their breath. After many practices, Woy Community Nursing Home where he died three some causing casualties the big day arrived when our years later at the age of 47. Tegan and her mother Ann boys attacked the German Ship “Tirpitz” anchored in a visited Hugo constantly although mostly he did not Norwegian fjord. know them. The newspapers were full of the exploit the following A few years later it was discovered that Ann had cancer day. and her life became one of severe pain, medication and The “Tirpitz” was damaged to the extent that it was stays in hospitals at Randwick and Gosford. During unable to sail and at a later date the RAF finished the one of her operations, radiation killed the cancer but job. damaged the surrounding organs and tissues. She We lost quite a few sailors and a few were taken became awfully sick and Tegan was her nurse – before prisoner. Some of these and after school hours. brave men awarded the Tegan was a good student at primary and high schools; VC. her school reports and HSC results were excellent. At I was fortunate to that time her mother was too sick to work and spent attend a reunion in most of her time in bed. There was not enough money to Scotland a few years meet the cost of living but family members came to the ago and met a few of rescue from time to time. the crews who took part Nevertheless Tegan enrolled at the Ourimbah Campus in later escapades – and applied for a Legacy Scholarship. Fortunately this even here in Australia. was granted. I still wear a dolphin This is a copy of a recent letter sent by her to the – a token to all President of Brisbane Water (NSW) Legacy, Tony Morton: submarines. “My heartfelt thanks to Brisbane Water Legacy for Mrs Barbara Doig awarding me the scholarship. It has encouraged me to remain vigilant in my studies. The support has been greatly needed after my mother passed away last year. May I thank Legatee Eric Flood for his guidance and also Legatee Rick Cranna for his interest and kind words. Without Legacy’s help, I could not have reached this stage in my studies. My third year is approaching its end and I shall receive my results after my final examination. I have received several high distinctions, distinctions and credits these past three years. My lecturers have exhorted me to remain for another year to undertake Honours study, so as to qualify for specialised employment in the future.” Congratulations Tegan on your creditable progress. Your story is inspiring with much yet to be told. The Editor

CHATTERBOX 70 5 LEGACY WIDOWS CLUBS

Gosford Legacy Widows Club Younger Widows

It’s unbelievable how this year has flown and Xmas is It is very hard to believe that Christmas is just around not too far away. the corner, but it has been a most enjoyable year We had a variety of trips on our Friday bus and enjoyed especially the outings we have been on. Our trip to by all. Letitia has been very busy trying to find different the Jewish Museum in June was cancelled but we venues. Our last trip for the year will be on the Lady are now booked in for November, looking forward to Kendall around the Bays on the 25th October. that one. Our alternative for June was to the Water On behalf of the President, Marie and all the Reservoir Gardens at Paddington which turned out to Committee, we wish the compliments of the season be most disappointing, very little to see except for the to the management of Legacy and their families. Our photograph festival displayed between the archways, so compliments are also extended to Letitia and Chris our we moved on to the Fox Studios where we enjoyed a look driver and their families. around and lunch in one of the restaurants. We have had a few ladies who have been unwell, but Christmas in July at the Waterview Restaurant are back again to join us. was fantastic, the food and service was great and Once again, a Merry Xmas. our entertainment was Lucky Starr, most enjoyable. The tour of Lovedale in the Hunter Valley was most Mrs Mary Ewen – Honorary Secretary interesting in August. A browse through a couple of the wineries and lunch at the Gartelmann Wines and a Brisbane Water (NSW) pleasant drive through the lovely countryside. Legacy Laurel Club Our September trip to Taronga Zoo was cancelled due to the weather, so we were taken on another tour Another year is ending, how the years fly as one ages. of Newcastle, then to the East Maitland Bowling club Our Club has been busy in the last months, we had a for lunch and on the way home we had a quick look at visit from the Shoe Lady in June. In July saw us going Morpeth, it was a Tuesday, and there was very little open to Buttai Barn for Xmas in July, what a great venue this but an enjoyable day. Thank you to everyone it has been a great year and I is. A visit from the Guide Dog Association – aren’t their trust you all have a lovely Christmas and New Year, we dogs beautiful. will be back again next year. August we had a trip to Patonga for morning tea, a Mrs Judy Howard – Coordinator walk around then back to the Woy Woy Hotel for a fish and chip lunch, if you’re down that way, the Club can Woy Woy Ettalong Widows Club recommend the Hotel for lunch. A day out on the Hawkesbury River Postmans Run, The social club have enjoyed the great tunes of the Sing with perfect weather as well as a perfect trip, this was Australia Choir as well as those performed by Singing enjoyed by all who went, and would like to go again. Hands, which use ‘sign language’ to sing along to a It is with much sadness and regret to inform you we variety of favourite songs. lost a dear friend who was the Club’s secretary for ten We have also had David from Harmony Vision tell years – Mrs Beryl Prentice. Beryl passed away on the us of some colourful Aboriginal characters who were 19th September in Albury District Hospital after a long around at the time of the first settlement. David, illness. Our sympathy was extended to her family with a local historian, made this both entertaining and members of the Club attending her funeral at Palmdale. interesting. Peter the Poet continued on a similar vein, by entertaining us with Australian Poetry. Mrs Betty Cogan – President Unfortunately Lexi Coates has had to retire as Treasurer, she will be missed and we thank her very much for all the years she has given to the club. We wish Legal appointments you health and happiness Lexi. available at Mrs Letitia Binns – Coordinator Legacy House Are you having trouble attending each Wednesday Widows Clubs because of mobility Phone or transport reasons? Call Garry Chambers on 4323 4977 4323 4977 for assistance!

6 CHATTERBOX 70 LEGACY WIDOWS CLUBS

Toukley Widows Club Thank You To Our Bet Ya Didn’t Know Sponsors The social club has enjoyed getting In the heyday of sailing ships, all war together. The ladies continue to Our Melbourne Cup Day was a great ships and many freighters carried enjoy the wonderful trips that success. Made even more so by iron cannons. Those cannons fired Marion Pyne puts together for them, round iron cannon balls. It was the last trip was down to the ABC generous support from some of our necessary to keep a good supply Studios. Even though it was an early local businesses whose gifts were start, I have been told it was well well received as lucky door prizes. near the cannon. However, how to worth it, a very enjoyable day had by prevent them from rolling about all. Special thanks to: the deck? The best storage method The ladies have been entertained devised was a square-based pyramid • Monti's Ashore by the terrific Sing Australia Choir. with one ball on top, resting on four They also had a visit from Angela • Upper Deck resting on nine, which rested on and her beautiful dog Hamish. • Delights Catering sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon Angela is a representative from the balls could be stacked in a small area • Chapmans Fruit and Veg Guide Dog NSW, being Irish, she is right next to the cannon. There was a great speaker and not forgetting • East Gosford Butchers only one problem … how to prevent Hamish who steals a heart or two. The ladies held their club • East Gosford Post Office the bottom layer from sliding or birthday celebrations at Wallarah rolling from under the others. • East Gosford Chemist Bay Recreational Club, with two The solution was a metal plate members who also were celebrating • Rose's 2 Go called a ‘Monkey’ with 16 round birthdays cutting the cake, the indentations. However, if this plate • Franz Flowers Sing Australia Choir once again were made of iron, the iron balls entertained with many favourites. • Magnolia would quickly rust to it. The solution Mrs Letitia Binns – Coordinator • Masterfoods to the rusting problem was to make ‘Brass Monkeys.’ Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled.. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannonballs would come right off the monkey; Thus, it was quite literally, ‘Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.’ (All this time, you thought that was an improper expression, didn’t you.)

Brisbane Water Legacy Gosford Legacy Widows Club Woy Woy-Ettalong Widows Club Laurel Club meets at Legacy meets at Legacy House, Point meets at Ettalong War Memorial House, Point Frederick on the 2nd Frederick every Thursday at Club Ettalong Beach on the 1st and 4th Wednesday of the month at 10:30am. Contact Mary Ewen and 3rd Friday of the month 10:00am. Contact Pat Young (02) 4324 0743. at 10.00 am. (02) 4322 8923. Toukley Legacy Widows Club The Entrance-Long Jetty Legacy Younger Widows Group meets at Legacy Aged Care, Widows Club meets at Diggers @ meets North and South of the Norah Head on the 1st Monday The Entrance on the 1st and 3rd Central Coast. For details of the month at 10:00am. Monday of the month at 10:00am. contact Judy Howard Contact June Langer Contact Marie Nichol 4332 3114. (02) 4332 6106. (02) 4399 1770. All Widows Clubs members can also contact Letitia for any information on 4323 4977 or 0403 683 060.

CHATTERBOX 70 7 Legacy Aged Care Would you consider Norah Head becoming a Legatee? Much has occurred since I last reported to you. Brisbane Water (NSW) Legacy is constantly Christmas in July was celebrated, trying to recruit Legatees from our Widows, the thanks to the kitchen staff for the veteran community or indeed the general public. delicious meals. A Friendship Day, As a volunteer you can give as much time or with a High Tea, was held in August to the delight of as little time as you are able – it is obviously residents and visitors. Also in August the mandatory rewarding and often a lot of fun. twelve monthly Food Safety Audit resulted in the If being a Legatee seems too intimidating, you Kitchen being awarded an “A” rating. Whilst on the might consider joining the Torchbearers group in subject of food, the new summer menu commenced in Toukley. September and as a result of residents’ suggestions this If you are interested or know someone (relative will include barbecues and hamburgers. or friend) who is interested, call, or have them From the end of August 100% occupancy was achieved call the office on 4323 4977. and the MedSig Medication Management system has been introduced. The Sonas programme takes place of an afternoon in the Harry Moore Unit. The programme consists of With time, women gain weight gentle music, exercise and movement. Spring has arrived and our residents have been because we accumulate so much entertained with a variety of activities ranging from information and wisdom in concerts (thankyou Salvation Army, Evan and Glen Stewart) and shopping trips to a trip up the Hawkesbury our heads that when there is with the River Boat Postman. no more room, it distributes out October saw the arrival of new outdoor furniture to complement the exterior painting and cleaning to the rest of our bodies. programme which was undertaken. A spring clean inside resulted in the provision of an activity space for our So we aren’t heavy, we are painters, artists and craft workers, as well as freeing up enormously cultured, educated the main hall for the Torch Bearers and other activities. A Pink Ribbon Day was also hosted in October, this and happy. Beginning today, included raffles and competitions, residents from the when I look at my backside in Wyoming and Vietnam Veterans facilities were invited. By the time you read this we will have seen another the mirror, I will think “Good grief, successful Melbourne Cup Day at Norah Head. This was look how smart I am!” followed by our Remembrance Day service on the 11th. Best wishes for the Festive Season, I look forward to Must be where the term reporting to you again in 2014. Thanks again to all the staff that makes such a great “Smart Arse” came from. contribution to all aspects of life at Norah Head. Legatee Russ Swinden Submitted by L/Hepworth

TOUKLEY TORCHBEARERS Brain Tickle Answer MEETING DETAILS Alexander picks up a piece of wood and lights it from the fire on the west end of the island. 2nd Monday of each month He then quickly carries it near the east end of the 9.30am @ Legacy Aged Care – Norah Head island and starts a new fire. The wind will cause that fire to burn out the eastern end and he can then For more information call shelter in the burnt area. Sue Richards – 43592202 Alexander survives the fire, but dies of starvation, with all the food in the forest burnt!

8 CHATTERBOX 70 Phantom Chef Creamed Corn & Ham Pot For One Rice is always so versatile and with the addition of Editor would like to advise readers that our Juliet is no creamed corn and chopped ham it makes a quick dish longer able to continue as “Guest Celebrity Chef” for one. Please join me in thanking her for her past delicious contributions and to wish her well in her continuing Ingredients work with Toukley Torchies. • ¼ cup short grain rice The Phantom Chef has agreed to continue her work. • ¼ cup frozen chopped onions Chicken Chow Mein for One • ¾ cup water Meals for one are easy with wonderful products like stir- • 125g can creamed corn fry frozen vegetables which can be on hand ready to use • ¼ cup diced ham in the freezer. • 1-2 tablespoons grated tasty cheese Ingredients • 150g chicken mince Instructions • 1½ cups stir-fry frozen Place rice, frozen chopped onions and water in a chow mein saucepan and bring to the boil, stirring occasionally. • 40g chicken noodle soup Reduce heat and simmer for 10-12 minutes until all in a cup liquid is absorbed. • ¼ teaspoon curry powder Stir in creamed corn and ham. Spoon into a heatproof • 1/3 cup water pot and top with grated cheese. Grill until cheese is Instructions melted and serve immediately. Cook chicken mince in a non-stick wok or frying pan Recipe Tip until changed in colour. Add frozen chow mein and cook Stir in 1-2 tablespoons light cream for a creamy texture. for 1 minute. Pots can be placed in a preheated oven at 200°C for 10 Stir in soup mix, curry powder and water, cook for 2 minutes to melt cheese. minutes or until liquid is absorbed. Serve immediately. Phantom Chef The Church Dinner! The meal was a great success. After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialised, and played ‘21’ and A group of friends who all attended the same church dominoes. But then a neighbour knocked on the door wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and and said, Mrs Williams I am sorry to be the bearer of bad play games. They would meet in each home in rotation tidings but Ol’ Spot is dead.” and the resident/s of that house were to provide a meal. Janet went into hysterics. When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, After she finally calmed down, she called the doctor Janet wanted to do something special. She decided to and told him what had happened. have mushroom-smothered steak. But when she checked The doctor said, “That’s bad, but I think we can take at the local greengrocer she was shocked at the cost of care of it. I will call for an ambulance and I will be there their mushrooms. as quickly as possible. We’ll give everyone enemas and Regretfully she told her husband, “Mushrooms are out. we will pump out everyone’s stomach. Everything will be They’re too expensive.” fine. Just keep them calm..” He said, “Why don’t you go down in the back paddock Soon an ambulance arrived. The paramedics and and pick some of those mushrooms. the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach There are plenty down near the creek.” pump. She said, “No, some wild mushrooms are poison.” One by one, each person was taken into the bathroom He said, “Well, I see rabbits eating them and they don’t and given an enema. Then his or her stomach was seem to suffer any ill effects.” pumped out. So Janet decided to give it a try.. After the last one was finished, the doctor came out She picked a basket full, then washed, peeled and sliced and said, “I think everything will be fine now,” and them for her smothered steak. Then she went out on the he left. They were all looking pretty weak as they sat back verandah and gave Ol’ Spot (the dog) a dish of the around the living room .. mushrooms. The neighbour, who had stayed at the house through Ol’ Spot ate every bite. all the drama, sank into a seat beside Janet. All morning long, Janet watched Ol’ Spot and the wild “You know,” she said” that fellow who ran over Ol’ mushrooms didn’t seem to affect him, so she decided to Spot never even stopped. use them. Legatee Betty McCleary

CHATTERBOX 70 9 True Australian Poem Can You Imagine This?

They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way US & Russia Allies? of life, If you couldn’t sprint the distance, then you really were US & Russian Fleets plan joint action against British in strife. shipping? They were nailed, they were wired, but were mostly Russian Pacific Fleet stationed in San Francisco? falling down, There was one in every yard, in every house, in every Russian Flagship visits Australia with special orders to town. attack Melbourne, Sydney & Hobart Coastal Defences?

They were given many names, some were even funny, Well, it really did happen! But to most of us, we knew them as the outhouse or the dunny. Russian Admiral I’ve seen some of them all gussied up, with painted doors Andrey Popov and all, But it really made no difference, they were just a port of During the American Civil call. War (1861-1865), the Union and Russia were allies against Now my old man would take a bet, he’d lay an even what they saw as their potential pound, enemy, Britain. The Russian That you wouldn’t make the dunny with them turkey’s blue-water navy was stationed in hangin’ round. San Francisco and from 1863 in They had so many uses, these buildings out the back, New York—with sealed orders You could even hide from mother, so you wouldn’t get to attack British naval targets the strap. in case war broke out between the United States and Britain. This was threatened if Britain gave diplomatic That’s why we had good cricketers, never mind the recognition to the Confederacy. bumps, The flagship of the Russian Pacific squadron, Bogatyr We used the pathway for the wicket and the dunny door under Rear Admiral Andrey Alexandrovich Popov, for stumps. officially made a friendly visit to Melbourne in early Now my old man would sit for hours the smell would rot 1863. According to information passed on to Australian your socks, authorities in June 1864, Rear Admiral A.A. Popov had He read the daily back to front in that good old in the first half of the year 1863 received orders and a thunderbox. plan of attack on the British naval ships positioned near the Australian shore. The plan also included shelling And if by chance that nature called sometime through and destruction of the Melbourne, Sydney and Hobart the night, coastal batteries. The information was attributed to the You always sent the dog in first, for there was no flamin’ Polish Lieutenant Władysław Zbyszewski of the Bogatyr, light. who had deserted from service in Shanghai soon after And the dunny seemed to be the place where crawlies Bogatyr left Australia, and found his way to Paris to join liked to hide, the Polish January Uprising. This information about But never ever showed themselves until you sat inside. Popov’s plans was forwarded by a fellow Pole, a certain S. Rakowsky. Similar attack orders are known to have There was no such thing as Sorbent, no tissues there at been given to the Atlantic squadron under Rear Admiral all. Lessovsky, that was sent to New York at the same time. Just squares of well read newspaper, a hangin’ on the Believe it or not! wall. If you had some friendly neighbours, as neighbours Legatee Max Davis sometimes are, You could sit and chat to them, if you left the door ajar… The dunny man came once a week, to these buildings out the back, When suddenly you got the urge and down the track you And he would leave an extra can, if you left for him a fled, zac. Then of course the magpies were there to peck you on For those of you who’ve no idea what I mean by a zac, your head. Then you’re too young to have ever had, a dunny out the Then the time there was a wet, the rain it never stopped, back. If you had an urgent call, you ran between the drops. Anon

10 CHATTERBOX 70 CHATTERBOX 70 11 Whilst researching another project I came across a list of Australian VC’s . On closer examination I saw that two had been awarded in 1919 , a year after the armistice and in Russia! This is a brief history of two mainly forgotten brave Australian VC's in Australians who served in a war that changed the world. Max Davis – Editor Arthur Sullivan (VC)

Early life Arthur Percy Sullivan Russia 1919 was born on 27 November 1896, at Crystal Brook, at the Dvina front in northern South Australia, the son Russia. Sullivan’s battalion, as of a storekeeper and his part of a brigade, launched an wife. He was educated attack to aid the evacuation of at Crystal Brook Public the last remaining members of School and Gladstone the 1918 expeditionary force. High School. After The attack was also intended to completing his education harass and disrupt the Bolshevik in 1913, he gained positions. employment at a branch During the attack his platoon of the National Bank of Pvt. Arthur Sullivan, 1st AIF was cut off and, whilst under Australasia in Gladstone. fire, made its way back to the Soon after starting work at the bank, he was transferred British lines when it was forced to a branch at Broken Hill in New South . He to cross a crude bridge of planks later returned to his home state to work at a branch in over a swamp on the Sheika Maitland. River. Four men fell into the Military service swamp. Despite the Bolshevik Sullivan volunteered for the First Australian Imperial gunfire, Sullivan immediately Force (AIF) and was posted to the 10th Battalion as a set about retrieving them. The private on 27 April 1918. After training, he embarked for first man that Sullivan followed Europe in July 1918. Upon arriving in Europe, Sullivan into the swamp was Lieutenant transferred to the Royal Regiment of Australian Artillery Charles Henry Gordon-Lennox, on 5 October 1918. He was still in training in Wiltshire Lord Settrington, who had been when the Armistice was declared on 11 November 1918, wounded. He was the eldest son and Sullivan saw no action. of the 8th Duke of Richmond On 23 May 1919, a few days before his discharge from and heir to the dukedoms of the AIF, Sullivan was promoted to corporal. Although not Richmond, Lennox and Gordon. formally discharge from the AIF until 12 June, he was He would die of his wounds two attracted by the prospect of a tour of weeks later in hospital at Bereznik. duty with the North Russia Relief Force The second and third soldiers rescued as part of the Allied Intervention in the were similarly pulled out of the swamp . Sullivan enlisted in by Sullivan after either being hit or the on 28 May 1919 as a avoiding enemy fire. The fourth man private. He was posted to Lionel Sadleir- was some distance away and Sullivan Jackson’s 45th Battalion, The Royal waded out with a piece of broken Fusiliers. handrail from the temporary bridge The North Russia Relief Force landed which the soldier was able to grab and at Archangel in the period from June be pulled to safety. to July 1919, and began to deploy It was his actions in saving his fellow immediately, in the process relieving soldiers that led to Sullivan being the original expeditionary force which awarded the (VC). The VC had been in Russia since 1918. By July citation read as follows: 1919, 45th Battalion had moved 240 For most conspicuous bravery and kilometres (150 mi) towards the Dvina devotion to duty on the 10th August front. On 10 August 1919, it had arrived 1919, at the Sheika River, North Russia.

12 CHATTERBOX 70 In 1934, Sullivan was made the manager of the Casino branch of the bank. As a VC recipient, Sullivan was selected to join the Australian VC's in Australian contingent to attend the coronation of King George VI and to return the remains of British soldier Sergeant Arthur Evans, VC, who had died in Australia. On 9 April 1937, eleven days Russia 1919 after ceremonially handing over Evans’s ashes and thirty- The platoon to which he four days before King George belonged, after fighting a VI’s coronation, Sullivan died rearguard covering action, had when he was returning to his to cross the river by means of accommodation and accidentally a narrow plank and during the slipped in Birdcage Walk, passage an officer and three men Westminster, near the Wellington Barracks, and struck fell into a deep swamp. Without his head against the kerb. He died as a result of the hesitation, under intense fire, severity of the head injuries he had sustained. He was Corporal Sullivan jumped into afforded a full military funeral in London where the the river and rescued all four, Australian contingent’s salute volley was respectfully bringing them out singly. But for returned by the Foot Guards. General Birdwood and this gallant action his comrades a dozen British VC winners attended the funeral. His would undoubtedly have been body was cremated in London and his ashes were drowned. It was a splendid returned to Sydney and interred at the Northern example of heroism, as all ranks Suburbs Crematorium. A month after the funeral, a were on the point of exhaustion, gap was deliberately left in the ranks of the Australian and the enemy less than 100 contingent as they marched in the coronation parade. yards distant. In 1939 a plaque was placed upon the iron railings of —The London Gazette, No. Wellington Barracks in his honour. When his wife died 31572, 26 September 1919 in 1980, she left his Victoria Cross to the Australian The evacuation of all forces War Memorial in Canberra. It is displayed in the Hall of was completed by late September Valour. 1919, and the North Russia Relief Force was demobilised (VC) upon its return to England. Sullivan wished to return to Early life Australia immediately without Samuel George Pearse waiting for his investiture from was born on 16 July King George V. He left England on 1 November 1919. He 1897 at Penarth, was presented with his VC in Adelaide on 12 July 1920 Glamorganshire, Wales by Edward, the Prince of Wales during his royal tour of to George Stapleton Australia, who smiled at Sullivan, and quipped “Aren’t Pearse and his wife Sarah you the man who ran away from father?” Ann. He was educated The memorial plaque in memory of Arthur Percy at Penarth Grammar Sullivan, on the railings of Wellington Barracks, School until 1911 when London. he accompanied his Arthur Sullivan was a very popular man, and was father and brother in the known as the “Shy VC”. Upon his return to Australia, advance of the family’s he resumed his former employment with the National emigration to Australia. Bank of Australasia. He married to Dorothy Frances The rest of the family Veale at an Anglican church in Fairfield, Victoria, on 5 followed and they settled December 1928, and in 1929 he transferred to the bank’s in Mildura, Victoria (Australia) where Samuel joined the head office in Sydney where he and Dorothy lived for five local Legion of Frontiersmen’s Unit. years. During this time they had three children, two of Continued on page 17 whom were twins.

CHATTERBOX 70 13 MELBOURNE CUP DAY

14 CHATTERBOX 70 going?” “What’s been happening since I last met you?” REFLECTIONS Personal history, family history, local history, national Matthew 6:26: history, international history. Dictionary: History – the (Jesus said) “Behold the birds of branch of knowledge dealing with past events. the air; they neither sow, nor reap, One of my favourite tunes is the theme for the Good, nor gather into barns; and yet your the Bad and the Ugly. This perhaps is how our memories heavenly father feeds them; are you (and history) could be classified; good, bad and one not of more value than they?” would hope very little ugly (if any!). Did you have a favourite subject at school? English There are some people to whom the question ‘How are (passing and analysis). What is: a noun, a verb, an you?’, prompts what I call a cracked gramophone record adjective, a pronoun, an adverb etc etc? response, which could go on and on unless somehow we There are of course some of us who had no choice of pull the plug/pin. subject; there were no subjects as such; we attended Listening is no doubt an art, an ability to be cultured. no schools as such except maybe “the school of hard “If God wanted us to talk rather than to hear, He knocks”. would have given us two mouths and only one ear!” What did you learn as a young formal or informal We are of more value than ‘the birds of the air’, our student? What have you learned since? It has been said value increases as we grow in listening and acting to that if one stops learning, one stops living; believe it or increase the loving value of others. not!! Incidentally “One can generate more light than a There is so much for us to learn; not necessarily old thousand light globes”. history but current history, developing history, history Father Max Sainsbury – Legacy Chaplain which could begin with one greeting eg “How are you

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CHATTERBOX 70 15 LEGACY HAPPENINGS

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16 CHATTERBOX 70 Australian VC’s in against the enemy battery position north of Emtsa, North Russia on the 29th August Russia 1919 1919. Sergeant Pearse cut his way through enemy barbed-wire under very heavy Continued from page 13 machine-gun and rifle fire and cleared Military service a way for the troops to enter an enemy At the time of his enlistment in July 1915 just before battery position. Seeing that a blockhouse he turned eighteen, Pearse’s occupation was as a was harassing our advance and causing rabbit-trapper. He sailed from Melbourne with the 9th us casualties, he charged the blockhouse Reinforcement for the 7th Battalion reaching Gallipoli single-handed, killing the occupants with shortly before the evacuation and spending two weeks bombs. This gallant non-commissioned in the line there. He subsequently saw action on the officer met his death a minute later Western Front and in September 1917 was awarded the and it was due to him that the position for an action in single-handedly raiding a was carried with so few casualties. His German machine gun-post in Belgium: magnificent bravery and utter disregard Following the Armistice, Pearse was attracted by the for personal danger won for him the prospect of a tour of duty with the North Russia Relief admiration of all troops. Force and like the other 150 Australian soldiers who —The London Gazette, 21 October 1919 volunteered, Pearse was discharged from the AIF and Family life re-enlisted in the British army as a private soldier. Many While on leave in England in January 1918 Pearse met of the volunteering Australians had come late to action Kitty Knox an ambulance driver serving in the WAAC. in , but Pearse was a battle-hardened veteran They were engaged in May 1918 and that same month and was soon promoted to sergeant. He was a 22 year spent time together while Pearse was convalescing after old sergeant in the 45th Battalion, The , suffering a foot wound. They were married after the British Army during the North Russia Campaign under Armistice and had a daughter – Victoria Catherine Sarah the command of Lionel Sadleir-Jackson when the Pearse – born in February 1920. Kitty and Victoria later following deed took place for which he was awarded emigrated to Australia and Kitty married Albert Rose. the VC: Samuel Pearse was buried in Souset Cemetery, For most conspicuous bravery, devotion to Archangel, North Russia. His Victoria Cross, Military duty and self-sacrifice during the operation Medal and service medals are privately held.

Commemorative memorial for Sergeant S.G. Pearse, VC, MM, of the North Russia Relief Force.

CHATTERBOX 70 17 Bet Ya Didn’t Know In the late 1700’s, many houses consisted of a large room with only one chair. Commonly, a long wide board Early aircraft’s throttles had a ball on the end of it, in folded down from the wall, and was used for dining. The order to go full throttle the pilot had to push the throttle ‘head of the household’ always sat in the chair while all the way forward into the wall of the instrument everyone else ate sitting on the floor. Occasionally a panel. Hence “balls to the wall” for going very fast. And guest, who was usually a man, would be invited to sit now you know the rest of the story. in this chair during a meal. To sit in the chair meant you were important and in charge. They called the one sitting in the chair the ‘chair man.’ Today in business, During WWII, U.S. airplanes were armed with belts of we use the expression or title ‘Chairman’ or ‘Chairman bullets which they would shoot during dogfights and of the Board.’ on strafing runs. These belts were folded into the wing compartments that fed their machine guns. These belts Personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a measure 27 feet and contained hundreds of rounds of result, many women and men had developed acne scars bullets. Often times, the pilots would return from their by adulthood. The women would spread bee’s wax over missions having expended all of their bullets on various their facial skin to smooth out their complexions. When targets. They would say, “ I gave them the whole nine they were speaking to each other, if a woman began yards.” meaning they used up all of their ammunition. to stare at another woman’s face she was told, ‘mind your own bee’s wax.’ Should the woman smile, the wax Did you know the saying “God willing and the creek would crack, hence the term ‘crack a smile’. In addition, don’t rise” was in reference to the Creek Indians and not when they sat too close to the fire, the wax would melt. a body of water? It was written by Benjamin Hawkins Therefore, the expression ‘losing face.’ in the late 18th century. He was a politician and Indian diplomat. While in the south, Hawkins was requested by Ladies wore corsets, which would lace up in the front. A the President of the U.S. to return to Washington. In proper and dignified woman, as in ‘straight laced’ wore a his response, he is said to have written “God willing and tightly tied lace. the Creek don’t rise.” Because he capitalized the word “Creek” it is deduced that he was referring to the Creek Indian tribe and not a body of water. Common entertainment included playing cards. However, there was a tax levied when purchasing playing cards but only applicable to the ‘Ace of Spades.’ To avoid In George Washington’s days, there were no cameras. paying the tax, people would purchase 51 cards instead. One’s image was either sculpted or painted. Some Yet, since most games require 52 cards, these people paintings of George Washington showed him standing were thought to be stupid or dumb because they weren’t behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others ‘playing with a full deck.’ showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Early politicians required feedback from the public to Arms and legs are ‘limbs,’ therefore painting them would determine what the people considered important. Since cost the buyer more. Hence the expression, ‘Okay, but there were no telephones, TV’s or radios, the politicians it’ll cost you an arm and a leg.’ (Artists know hands and sent their assistants to local taverns, pubs, and bars. arms are more difficult to paint.) They were told to ‘go sip some Ale and listen to people’s conversations and political concerns. Many assistants were dispatched at different times. ‘You go sip here’ and As incredible as it sounds, men and women took baths ‘You go sip there.’ The two words ‘go sip’ were eventually only twice a year (May and October). Women kept their combined when referring to the local opinion and, thus hair covered, while men shaved their heads (because of we have the term ‘gossip.’ lice and bugs) and wore wigs. Wealthy men could afford good wigs made from wool. They couldn’t wash the wigs, so to clean them they would carve out a loaf of bread, At local taverns, pubs, and bars, people drank from pint put the wig in the shell, and bake it for 30 minutes. The and quart-sized containers. A bar maid’s job was to keep heat would make the wig big and fluffy, hence the term an eye on the customers and keep the drinks coming. ‘big wig’. Today we often use the term ‘here comes the She had to pay close attention and remember who was Big Wig’ because someone appears to be or is powerful drinking in ‘pints’ and who was drinking in ‘quarts,’ and wealthy. hence the phrase ‘minding your ‘P’s and Q’s’.

18 CHATTERBOX 70 Book Review ship’s captain. An informative and beautifully presented book that sees the wonder of Antarctica through a Pop a book in the Christmas stocking or treat yourself to child’s eyes. some holiday reading. For the younger child Too Many Elephants In This House by Ursula Dubosarsky, illustrated by Andrew Joyner is full of fun and exuberance. Eric comes up with The Luminaries a clever solution when his mum says the elephants have – Eleanor Catton to go! With Nan by Tania Cox, illustrated by Karen Blair will In the midst of the 1866 gold rush also delight the younger child. A leaf that flies, a rock in New Zealand three notable that hops, these are some of the wonderful things that events occur on the same day Simon sees on his walk with Nan. involving three men from different backgrounds who are connected to prostitute Anna Wetherell. An Will Rogers investigation is interrupted by the arrival of a stranger, Walter Moody, Never Squat With Your Spurs On who has a secret of his own. Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of Aunty Lee’s Delights the greatest political sages America has ever known. – Ovidia Yu Some of his sayings: This witty mystery introduces 1. Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco. Rosie ‘Aunty’ Lee, feisty widow, 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. amateur sleuth, and proprietor 3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. of Singapore’s popular home- Neither works. cooking restaurant. When a body 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. is found in one of Singapore’s 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. tourist havens and one of her 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. guests fails to show at a dinner 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it party, Aunty Lee knows that and put it back into your pocket. the two events are most likely 8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by connected. reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find The Secret Keeper out for themselves. – Kate Morton 9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement. As a sixteen-year-old Laurel 10. If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back Nicolson sits in her childhood every now and then to make sure it’s still there. tree house. She sees a stranger 11. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n coming up the road and sees puttin’ it back in. her mother speak to him. What 12. After eating happens next shocks Laurel an entire and challenges everything she bull, a knows about her family. Fifty mountain years later at her mother’s lion felt ninetieth birthday she discovers so good a secret history involving her he started mother and two strangers who met in wartime London roaring. and whose lives were forever entwined. He kept it Other Books up until a hunter came Older children will enjoy Sea Hearts by Margo Lanagan. along and Misskaella is a sea-witch who discovers she can draw a shot him. girl from the heart of a seal. But what cost will be borne The moral: by the people of Rollrock Island once Misskaella sets her When you’re heart on doing such a thing? full of bull, A good information book by Alison Lester is Sophie keep your Scott goes South. Sophie is nine years old and she is mouth shut. going to Antarctica on an icebreaker with her father, the

CHATTERBOX 70 19 HEALTH AND SAFETY

Achey breaky bones The bones become fragile and brittle. They break and crack more easily. All bones are at risk, but the most A “broken heart” can common fractures occur in the wrist, the spine and, make us feel pretty very seriously, the hip. miserable; but the condition is rarely fatal. World Osteoporosis Day (20 October) once again On the other hand, highlights the need for us all to be building healthy broken bones can bones and to help ensure we don’t become part of these sometimes be a death worrying statistics; because osteoporosis is largely a sentence preventable disease. According to the Both lifestyle and genetic factors have a role in Australian Institute of determining bone density and strength. We can’t do Health and Welfare, much about choosing our parents, but there are other every day, more than 40 simple self care strategies we can undertake. Chiefly Australians break their these strategies involve calcium, vitamin D and exercise. hip. Most are aged 65 Also, there are a number of risk factors for years or over, and more than half are aged 85 or over. osteoporosis. Many can be minimised or managed. Almost all of these people will be admitted to hospital, These are listed on the new fact card, Osteoporosis, and most will have some kind of surgery. Two people will which is available from all pharmacies providing the die in the hospital, and at least four will need to go into Pharmaceutical Society’s Self Care health information a residential aged care facility. A year later, less than half (you can log onto the website www.psa.org.au or phone of those original 40 people will be able to walk as easily 1300 369 772 to find the nearest location). Note that as they did before the fracture, and another six or seven certain medical conditions and certain medicines will have died. are associated with bone loss and an increased Hip fractures are risk of fracture. Long term use of what is known usually a result as corticosteroid treatment (that is cortisone-like of osteoporosis. medicines) can be a particular problem. Extra calcium Osteoporosis and vitamin D may be necessary in this case. literally means porous bones. The best way to get the recommended calcium intake It’s a disease that is to eat a diet rich in calcium. Three or four serves of occurs when our dairy foods each day will generally achieve the desired bones lose minerals levels. There are a few other high calcium-content foods, – principally too – for instance almonds, salmon, sardines and tofu. If calcium; and the the dietary intake of calcium is not sufficient, body can’t replace a supplement will be necessary. these minerals fast enough to keep Article courtesy John Bell the bones healthy. of Pharmaceutical Society of Australia CONTINUING OUR LEGACY OF CARE

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20 CHATTERBOX 70 From Letitia delicious), the table was set and we ate by candlelight in the evening. Kalimantan is a ‘dry’ region (no alcohol) Hello lovely ladies! however our guide was able to acquire some ‘tasty’ rice Last time I wrote I was terribly wine for us to sample. excited in anticipation of my trip The highlight of the trip was visiting the new to Borneo and seeing the orang- International Animal Rescue in Ketapang. We were utans. Doesn’t time fly that now extremely privileged to be the first visitors to be allowed seems sooo long ago, it was a in. A lot of the money that we raised was being used to fabulous adventure. build this fabulous facility. On arriving in Kalimantan They are truly beautiful creatures that need our help. from Jakarta, we were taken by Did you know that orang means person/people and car to our kalops (boats), a two storey vessel (the top utans means jungle? Or that they are considered to have for us and the bottom for the crew). My worst fear was 4 hands? Orangutans are not meant to walk around but alleviated upon finding the ‘western’ loo! swing from tree to tree. We (myself and 6 A day I know that all the ladies who participated in, other guests, Garry the Vintage Car Rally, our guide and Leif thoroughly enjoyed. Cocks, conservationist 20 beautiful old cars and orangutan expert) took approximately glided along the river 60 ladies on a ride for two wonderfully around the coast peaceful days on the stopping for lunch kalop. We visited four and entertainment. feeding platforms This event has become in Tanjung Putting an annual event and National Park, walking on behalf of all the 1km in from the rivers ladies I would love to edge. The rangers thank Mr Bob Allen would holler, calling for organising such a the wild orang-utans terrific outing for the in as they scattered girls. bananas on the I would like to say platform for them. thank you to all the Within a short period ladies who help in the of time you could see smooth running of movement in the far off jungle, or hear rustling of leaves the meetings, from behind you as the orang-utans made their way in. the girls on the door/s collecting money, the raffle ticket When feeding, if there is an alpha male about he gets sellers and trading table to the trip coordinators and tea the prime position and will allow others in when he’s ladies, for all their wonderful assistance throughout the ready. There was a range of these beautiful creatures year. from the alpha male with his big cheek pads to adult I will take this opportunity to wish you all a very females with their babies to the young juveniles who Merry Christmas, may you have a happy and safe time. playfully but carefully picked up a banana. I look forward to spending many fun times with you in We had all our meals on the boat. The crew were 2014. fabulous, the cook created a variety of local dishes (all Letitia Binns – Social Club Coordinator

Irish E yes Are Shining Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because Paddy was in New York, patiently waiting and watching the he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the place. Looking up to heaven he said, ‘Lord take pity flow of traffic and shouted, ‘Okay, pedestrians.’ Then he’d on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass allow the traffic to pass. every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish He’d done this several times, and Paddy still stood on Whiskey!’ the sidewalk. Miraculously, a parking place appeared. After the cop had shouted, ‘Pedestrians!’ for the tenth Paddy looked up again and said, ‘Never mind, I found time, Paddy went over to him and said, ‘Is it not about one.’ time ye let the Catholics across?’

CHATTERBOX 70 21 Thank you for your kindness and caring to me, I appreciated my birthday card, it was a lovely surprise, thank you to Letitia for hosting I would like you to thank Legacy for the lovely Mothers Day Morning Tea at the Village. We all enjoyed it so their kind thoughts for my birthday. much. Wishing you all happy days. I always look forward to my card every year. Please thank them for the beautiful flowers that are LC always my favourite gift to receive. I enjoyed your visit very much and Many many thanks to you and all of your hope to see you again very soon. caring Legatees for your check up visits and especially the lovely cards you send MB each year, both are most appreciated. I’d just like to thank you for your help with my driving Legacy in every way certainly holds the licence on your last visit here. I now have a restricted licence torch up high!! (of my own choosing) and if I find it too restrictive, I can pass the driving test and revert to a full licence again. Also PB thank you and Legacy for providing me with a walker to aid my ability to get around, and an extremely useful stool for Thank you for your visits and the the shower. Expensive items which Legacy has provided free time you give of yourself, whenever I of cost. This morning in the mail there was a birthday card, have had any queries about anything my 85th birthday is on Saturday 20th July and it is so nice of regarding Legacy. It came to my you all to remember. Thank you all. attention this afternoon that money had been deposited by Legacy into my bank account. This was to cover the BS cost of a tooth I had to have work on. I have received your letter telling me you are going to pay my Thank you Legacy so very much for dental surgery – thank you all so much, I do appreciate it so your kindness toward me in paying much. I’m now over 87 and able to take care of myself, I do have this account. I so appreciate your arthritis (who hasn’t), macular degeneration in both eyes but able generosity and help. God bless you for to have injections so can see to sew my clothes, knit and read the wonderful work you do. (large font), also knit and cook my meals etc. Have Parkinsons which is not painful just make you shake but am very happy if KA somewhat “slow”! May God bless you all as He does me.

BD Thank you so much for the handrail you have installed Thank you so much for the lovely bright get alongside my steep drive. It has been a great help to me. well card you sent from Legacy and for our Thank you Rowan for your time and patience during Legacy Ladies. I really did appreciate receiving the construction. I am most grateful to Legacy. the card.

RD JL A little thank you note for those beautiful flowers when I turned 90 recently. I am so proud to belong, wish I was a bit younger and able to help. Thanks again.

JW

22 CHATTERBOX 70 Railroad tracks Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome , they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever. So the next time you are handed a specification/ The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the procedure/process rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd and wonder ‘What number. horse’s arse came Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they up with this?’ , you built them in England , and English expatriates designed may be exactly right. the US railroads. Imperial Roman Why did the English build them like that? Because the army chariots were first rail lines were built by the same people who built made just wide the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war used. horses. (Two horses’ arses.) Why did 'they' use that gauge then? Because the Now, the twist to the story: people who built the tramways used the same jigs and When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch tools that they had used for building wagons, which used pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the that wheel spacing. sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah. The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses’ the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long behinds. distance roads in England , because that’s the spacing of So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is the wheel ruts. arguably the world’s most advanced transportation So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome system was determined over two thousand years ago built the first long distance roads in Europe (including by the width of a horse’s arse. And you thought being England ) for their legions. Those roads have been used a horse’s arse wasn’t important? Ancient horse’s arses ever since. control almost everything … And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed … And CURRENT Horse’s Arses in Brussels and the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for London are controlling everything else! fear of destroying their wagon wheels. I do hope this has been helpful!

CHATTERBOX 70 23 There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an a special piece of furniture which was to be the old family Bible to her brother in another part of the focal point of the family room. It was a combination country. stereo-television-computer centre all wrapped into “Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the one gorgeous piece of furniture. Roberta paid for it postal clerk. with her money. When it was in place, Roberta again “Only the Ten Commandments.” answered the lady. said: “John, if it were not for my money, that beautiful • electronics system would not be here.” Two boys were walking home from Sunday school Finally, John spoke: “Honey, I don’t want to make after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One you feel bad, but... if it were not for your money, I said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this wouldn’t be here either!” Satan stuff?’ The other boy replied, ‘Well, you know • how Santa Claus turned out. It’s probably just your Paddy says to Mick, “Christmas is on a Friday this Dad.’ year”..... Mick says “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.” • • Paddy says to Mick - I’m ready for a holiday, only this A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband year I’m going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I stalking around with a fly swatter . went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. 2 years ago I “What are you doing?” she asked. went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went “Hunting Flies” he responded. to Majorca and Mary got pregnant. “Oh. Killing any?” she asked. Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?. “Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” he replied. Paddy replies, - I’ll take her with me! Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them • apart?” There was a bit of confusion at the supermarket this He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the phone.” the cashier said, “Strip down facing me.” Making • a mental note to complain to my local member Two engineers were standing at the base of a about the increased security, I did just as she had flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and asked what they were doing. security alarms finally subsided, I found out that “We’re supposed to find the height of this she was referring to my credit card. flagpole,” said one engineer, “but we don’t have a I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the ladder.” future... The woman took a wrench from her purse, • loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down John and Roberta were touring their brand new on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from house. It was a house that Roberta had paid for with her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, her money, a fact of which she constantly reminded “Twentyone feet, six inches,” and walked away. John. In each room of the house she said to her The other engineer shook his head and said, “A lot husband: “John, if it were not for my money, we of good that does us. We ask for the height and she would not be here.” gives us the length!” John didn’t say a word. • That afternoon a truck delivered a load of new Two engineering students were biking across a furniture... furniture which Roberta paid for with university campus when one said, “Where did you her money. After the furniture was in its place, they get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied, toured the house again. As they observed each “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my room, beautifully appointed and magnificently own business, when a beautiful woman rode up decorated, Roberta reminded her husband: “John, if on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her it were not for my money, this furniture would not be clothes and said, “Take what you want.” The first here.” engineer nodded approvingly and said, “Good Again, John was silent. choice: The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you Late in the afternoon another truck came with anyway.”

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