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Fall 11-12-1982

Volume 18 - Issue 9 - Friday, November 12, 1982

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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Newspaper at Rose-Hulman Scholar. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Rose Thorn Archive by an authorized administrator of Rose-Hulman Scholar. For more information, please contact [email protected]. W.M.H.D.in full swing Net A Aril by Al Hippleheuser a.m. to 2:00 a.m. every day. And sionally. A different kind of news and Offering programs like the station has added music plays each day between noon vf159 FRATERNITY Piv, "Earsasm" and "Still . . . You shows. news, sports and 1:00 p.m. each dav. WMHD is the Turn Me On," Rose Radio features. For Rose sports. broadcasted WMHD is more "turned-on- now Music is really WMHD's station. WMHD RHO middle initial. Roland Rogers. nearly all of the football games than ever. The Phi Gamma Delta Assistant Treasurer; Steve Manager Mike Program Director says, this year. For the basketball General Fraternity will be holding its Fulwider, Rush Chairman; Ed "Our goal is to "WMHD is a station for people season, WMHD plans to Henson says second annual Parents' Night Canary, Fraternity Educator; musical alternative to who LIKE music." The station's announce all the away games provide a this Saturday, Nov. 13. The Scott Lowe, Ritualist; Baron Rose-Hulman and Terre schedule speaks for itself. It and most of the home games. the evening is designed to inform and Gemmer, Scholarship; Chris communities." Henson includes Space, Punk, Progres- WMHD started in a desolate Haute entertain the parents of the Flynn, Social Director; and Ed "to announce sive, New Wave, Heavy Metal BSB basement room, and has also wants WMHD so that they can better Oblon, Alumni Relations. meetings and and Album Oriented Rock. Jazz, now expanded into two other brothers everybody's club fraternity. Rose- The Delta Sigma Phi clubs at Sixties Sounds, Christian and rooms. One of the rooms will be understand the do promotions for the Hulbert Fraternity received a certificate Classical music also electrify an office and the other will be a Hulman President Sam school." the National March of WMHD the airwaves — it just depends much-needed production studio. will be the guest speaker. from This time last year, Dimes for the fraternity's the BSB on when you listen. Only the broadcasting studio is Merrill Bender, a Theta Xi was just wiring up in basketball marathon last year. December, As far as news goes. WMHD finished. Its lobby boasts of National Representative who basement. During The certificate was presented at tests and Radio offers more international stucco walls and it is finished in graduated from Florida Institute the station made the Fraternity's Leadership equipment. Last news than anyone else in the wood with a wall-to-wall of technology, visited the Theta adjusted Conference last weekend. the air Haute community. The futuristic mural. Hensen hopes Xi fraternity two weeks ago and January, WMHD went on Terre Important Rushees: This evenings station offers U.N. news, that growth continues because had an enjoyable and in the afternoons and coming week is Closed Rush. with a schedule consisting European news, Israeli news, "the station will take years to constructive stay. and Liberty Press, a complete." Invitations should be out by mostly of music. The Sophomore and Junior Monday, Nov. 15th. Please construction still commentarv-type program. So turn on WMHD and find an While class of the Alpha Tau Omega return the invitations by WMHD is on the air These are "purchased" news "earsasmic" selection of continues, Fraternity each had their own Thursday, Nov. 18th. The second expanded hours from 9:00 programs that are made profes- musical sounds. with retreat last week. The purpose of set of Formals will be Friday, the retreats was to discuss Dec. 10, and Sunday, Dec. 12. chapter operations and future The procedure for the Formals goals. will be similar to the first ones. The Sixties are coming! The The IFC co-Rush Chairmen have TREAT: Lambda Chi Alpha Fraternity asked that rushees limit their has elected its officers for the choices to three fraternities if term beginning December 5th. possible. The new officers are: Terry "Rushees should be thinking Martin, President; Brian seriously about which Dawson, Vice-President; Gene fraternities they want to join," LeBoeuf, Secretary; Joe Kunkel, commented Dave Titzer, co- Vol. 18, No.9 Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology NOVEMBER 12, 1982 Treasurer; Mike Tatlock, Rush Chairman. Linda Black returns by Brian Myers Linda plahing the guitar, piano, Linda Black is back. The dulcimer, and the uke (come Student Activities Board is just to find out what a uke looks bringing the most requested like). Hypnotist Ken Weber coffeehouse performer ever began SAB's coffeehouse series back to Rose tonight at 8:00 in this year, and Linda will be the Worx. SAB's second. Black has been Linda SAB has not only been active numerous performing at with coffeehouses but also and clubs for the past colleges the Peter James few years, with her show here brought to the student body. last year being labeled as one of convocation The convocation was well- Rose's best coffeehouses ever. and very informative, Her strong point is her stage attended the forty-minute personality combining an off- not to mention it provided the-wall sense of humor wit her classroom periods musical skills and stories to give for the day. a well-timed show. She has a SAB's next weekly event will genuine affection for the be an air-band contest on audience, and by showing it November 17, at 5:30 in the main allows for a greater degree of dining room. What is an air- reciprocation on their part. band? Simple, five guys (or gals) Her show is certainly one of a or less take the stage and play a kind. One minute, the audience song complete with a drummer, will be treated to remarkable a couple of guitars, a lead singer renditions of Stevie Nicks' or whoever is needed. The best "Landslide" and the Eagles' part is the drummer doesn't "Desperado" and assaulted the need to know how to drum, the next with truly bizarre versions guitarists don't need to play of "Shine On Harvest Moon" guitar, and the lead doesn't have and "Puff the Magic Dragon" to sing. The song is on tape, and complete with stories and even the group merely goes through an original poem called "The the actions of playing the song. Spidey," along the way. A Linda No props are permitted with the Black show must be experienced exception of a chair. The only to fully comprehend it, and even requirement is a tape of the song then it is still often you wish to play. If you are incomprehensible. interested, drop a note to Brian There is no admission charge Myers, Box 74, and we'll see to Linda's third annual you at "The Battle of the Air- coffeehouse which will feature Bands." Credit Union considered by Bob Peacock institution. Schools offering this A proposal has been made to type of service are very pleased Rose-Hulman by the Vigo County with its results. A credit union is Tau Beta Pi begins activities School Employees Federal a benefit offered by many Credit Union to install corporations, so it would be an Tau Beta Pi is a prestigious participating in a diverse range members, and invitations have membership for Rose students. ideal trial situation for students national engineering honorary of extra-curricular activities. been sent to twenty-two other By making their credit union before their employment status. whose purpose is to mark those According to the Society's juniors and seniors. Their available to the Rose student The Vigo County School who have conferred honor upon national president, Donald initiation will be December 14th. body, students could easily Employees Federal Credit Union their alma mater by dis- Bender,"We believe that being a To be elected to the society, perform bank transactions here board of directors plans to have tinguished scholarship and good engineer means being a senior engineering students must on campus. The checking available a 24-hour on-line teller exemplary charactor as citizen of the world, not only a rank in the top fifth of their accounts also would serve as an system in 1983. Also the board is students, or by their attainment technical expert. It is essential class, and junior students must instant access to required funds seeking to change the credit as alumni. The Society urges that students enlarge their be in the top eighth. In addition throughout the school year. union's name to better identify aspiring engineers to attain a understanding of the society for to scholastic achievement, Tau Daily dividends are paid on the union with its "field of well-rounded college education. which they will develop engi- Beta Pi candidates must display all balances with a minimum membership." and admission requires an neering solutions." "exemplary character." deposit. There happens to be no This issue is greatly being "appreciation of liberal Tau Beta Pi had inducted more Peter Dodge, the president of limit on the number of checks considered by Dr. Jess R. Lucas, culture." Although standard than 250,000 engineers since its the chapter here at Rose, said written per month, not to Dean of Student Affairs, Dr. engineering degree programs inception in 1885 at Lehigh that this year the chapter is mention the policy of no service Thad D. Smith, Professor of require students to take twenty University. Now, the Society has doing things. They have been charge. The only cost is for the Political Science, and the per cent of their courses in the 185 chapters nationwide, one of holding regular meetings, and drafts (checks) alone. Student Government liberal arts, Tau Beta Pi is which is here at Rose-Hulman. have planned a variety of The share drafts are Association. Each urges the encouraging students to enrich The chapter engages in num- activities including tutoring acceptable locally, yet each can student body to consider this their education background by erous. activities, from tutoring rewriting the chapter's bylaw. be extracted if preferred by the worthwhile investment. students to offering students bringing in speakers, anti member. Also funds can be Therefore, if you feel that this Dean Lucas or Tim Kaminski, guidance. possibly giving awards to "wired directly" to the would be an advantageous President of the Student In the chapter at Rose, there member's hometown banking venture, try contacting either Government Association. are currently fourteen active Continued on page 4 PAGE 2 ROSE THORN FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1982 Value evaluation Daffynitions One thing that the end of the quarter always signifies is that it is time once again for the faculty evaluation forms to be filled ou. Un- fortunately, many Rose students consider these evaluations of dubious value; a way to get twenty minutes taken out of class time to relax and "kiss off." Many freshmen will relish the opportunity to "rip" their least favorite professor, while the upperclassmen, having filled out evaluations for every single past quarter, will look upon them as a chore with no real significance. by John Rohlfing The intended purpose of these evaluations, however, is quite to Thanksgiving is nearly upon prayer — the contrary. It is these evaluations which have the most direct, in- ground-to-air mis- us. If nothing else, be thankful sal. fluential impact on the professors here at Rose. Once they have this column isn't as long this puritan — somebody who been filed, the evaluations are read not only by the professor, but week as usual. never got over the fact that he also by the Dean of Faculty and the Department Chairman. In this feast — eat wave. was born in bed with a lady. way, the professor can be assured that the opinions of those whom goblet — a little turkey. Thanksgiving menu — roast he teaches is well known to his superiors. harvest festival — reap-roar- turkey. candied yams, and pick- Many new professors take the evaluations to heart to use them in ing fun. led relations. improving their skills for the next year. Other, tenured professors can sharpen their skills. In addition to letting the faculty member know how he is doing, the evaluations are a major source of information when the faculty member is being evaluated for promotion in position and salary, including being granted tenure. Such an opportunty to evaluate one's professors is unusual in colleges, as is the opportunity to FRANKLY SPEAKING . phil frank evaluate one's superiors in industry. On the other side of the coin, there are professors who downplay the significance of these evaluations. Some may only allow a few TRYiNG 44,4K ONE I minutes to fill out the evaluation, indicating that he does not feel it OF 7,105E MA,101Z CAREEk CbtOICES1. is worth sacrificing twenty minutes of this quarter's class time in order to make the ten weeks of next quarter's more profitable. It kil-IETNEk To frol>,r Fog HIS may also indicate that the professor cannot take criticism, whether it is constructive or not. In the end, it says that a professor CA LCUI...uf gX AM e'l? WATcfrf is not willing to improve himself for those whom the school was founded: the students. AduPPST-r.". Similarly, it is sad to think that a disgruntled student spends ten weeks in a class, yet cannot spend twenty minutes or so (taken out ( of a class which he hates, no less) to constructively evaluate a professor whom he may very likely have again in the future. For the most part, the faculty evaluation program has been successful. Let's hope that the evaluations keep the intentions they were supposed to have.

THE SECULAR SHROUD: Accepting one's responsibility

There are basically two ways pregnancy on the child and and relatively secure country. to go through life: accepting support government-paid but not as keen on putting your responsibility for your actions or abortions to punish (i.e. murder ) life on the line to defend it, then shifting the responsibility to the kid, or blame your herpes become a pacifist. someone else. In all things again on society and support free If you refuse to save for your political (i.e. in all things) if you government-supplied medical future retirement, but instead are of the latter persuasion then care. live life in the fast lane, then become or remain a liberal. If the company you work for is support social "security." Then if you are currently going under due to the inordinate In short, if you don't want to unemployed because you were amount of regulation you accept responsibility for your ©CREATIVE MEDIA SERVICES Box 5955 Berkeley, CA 94705 too lazy to get the proper originally supported, then ask past or present actions because education or because you for government-backed low- you don't like the work involved bankrupted your company by interest loans. or the possible blame should you asking $15 an hour for $2 an hour If you refuse to work or accept make a mistake, then shift your work, you can support a public "handouts" from your parents responsibility over to the of our young, the feeding, But as a liberal, you don't have works program. but insist on broadening your government. clothing, and housing of the poor. to concern yourself with such If you have just murdered or horizons with a degree in You can then sit back, relax. the support of the unemployed, questions. Just relax, confident maimed your tenth victim, then "psychology" (i.e. partying), and take advantage of your old, and college-bound that you are compassionate you can support use of the then support grants and low- government-provided job, food, responsibilities of the while you live your irresponsible insanity plea or put society on interest loans to college education. freedom, security, government? If we cannot life off of the hard work of the trial in order that you might be students. and entertainment while you perform these sometime few who still accept freed to kill again. If you are only too happy to criticize the high taxes, huge necessary tasks as private responsibility; criticizing them If you "need'' sex but not take advantage of the deficits, and inefficiencies of a citizens, how can we expect a as well for being greedy children then blame your opportunities available in a free government you helped to limited, special-interest- capitalistic warmongering overburden. controlled government to do any racists. Isn't liberalism Since when was the education better? wonderful? The THORN

Published weekly at Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology Shroud's fallacies unveiled Gary Bechman 5500 Wabash Ave., Terre Haute, Ind. 47803 the merits of conservatism and understand their point of view. An intelligent, perceptive. and liberalism can be most then side with the analytical well-balanced argument accurately judged. techniques of Mr. Slavin. Editor debating the merits of John Marum If you are only too quick to Stereotyping an opponent just to conservatism and liberalism is News Editor Dave Franke condemn others out of hand conveniently substantiate your more than welcome. However. because they are different from claim worked just as well for Sports Editor Dale Arand reaching conclusions from you without attempting to Stalin. Business Manager Alan Yarcusko unanswered accusations and generalizations Columnists Andrew Thomas only serves to expose the weak and narrow- Dana Hofheins minded base for the contention. Gary Bechman Still. this seems to be the Dave Dvorak, Dave Slavin foundation of Mr. Slavin's cri- tique on liberals. Jim Grimshaw As but one example of the Reporters Bill Browning gross oversimplification MBAVanderbilt emerging from very personal * "Mush" Copat, Don Corson Consider Masters Business Administration biases is his analysis of Psy- a in Mike Daniel chology majors. His view was Vanderbilt University's Graduate School of Management Otters: Tim Eubank echoed by a recent class •an opportunity to study at a prestigious ▪ financial assistance for students demon- Al Hippleheuser, Rob Jacoby discussion in Intro. to Philosophy major university strating need this quarter. Most of the •a challenging two year, fuli time MBA •an opportunity to live and study in a thriv- Brian Myers, Bob Mattingly, program for tomorrow's business leaders ing business. entertainment and cultural Philosophy students in the class •concentrated study and practical experi- center of the md-South Bob Peacock, Walter Rosenberger felt to ence in accounting, finance, marketing, loans engineering students For organizational behavior. operations man- information and an application write or were based phone Mike Sullivan on legitimate needs agement. and management information Office Admission, whereas loans to liberal arts systems of Room SOO John Weis Owen Graduate School of student would certainly be •high starting salaries and outstanding Management Rob Schmidlin wasted — or at least would not placement opportunities with major cor- Vanderbilt University porations throughout the U S Nashville Tennessee 37203 Tom Vorjohan be worth taxpayers' money. •scholarships for proven academic achiev- It (615) 322-6469 Besides, who needs ers Layout Kevin Bleicher psychologists in today's highly PINS!! send me information concerning Vanderbilt 5 Graduate School of Management Mike Walden, Kevin Stroud industrialized society? What Photographers need is there of a Name Steve Shuman history' Address professor or a political scientist? Ken Rohman, Mike Talley City State Zip The paradox is that they are the Telephone ( ) Faculty Advisor Kent Harris ones who have been exposed to Undergraduate College or University Graduation Date most of the real data whereby PAGE 3 FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 12,1982 ROSE THORN Football: back on track Rose-Hulman's scrappy The defense made two big defense collected four turnovers plays in the second half that and scored a touchdown as the enabled Rose to stretch its lead. Engineers tripped the Lynxcats The first came with 6:30 left in Thorrid the third quarter. After the sports of Southwestern University from Memphis, Tenn. (SAM), 18-16, defense has stopped, the last Satuaday at Phil Brown Lynxcats on three plays, special Field. teamer Kerrin Kerns batted Southwestern had come to down a Mike Chance punt at the Terre Haute hoping to defeat Cats' 8-yard line. Rose's Rose and retain a slight chance defensive captain Ron Savoia for a share of the College scooped up the rebound and Athletic Conference football trotted into the end zone. A two- championships, but the point conversion attempt failed Engineers played the role of the and Rose led 12-3. spoiler. Twice the offense The final Engineer scoring capitalized on Southwestern's drive began at 3:28 of the third miscues and, though Rose turned period when cornerback Phil the ball over three times, none of Meiss recovered a Lynx fumble the mistakes led to Lynxcat at the Rose 38. Westerkamp then scores. engineered a 10-play, 62-yard Running exclusively from the scoring drive, the biggest play of wishbone formation, which was a 25-yard scaper by Southwestern was only partially the young quarterback himself. successful in establishing its Schrader, Rose's leading ground rushing attack. Though it gainer with 88 yards on the day, controlled the football for ahnost dashed through a gaping hole eighteen minutes in the first opened up by the offensive line half, the SAM offense produced for a three-yard touchdown with just three points which came on 14:57 left in the game. Van a wind-aided 49-yard field goal Nostran again missed the mark 10:34 of the on the conversion, leaving Rose The Rose-Hulman Cross Country team won the College Athletic Conference for the third by Jim Hever at second quarter. an 18-3 leader. time in seven years. As has been the case in recent Rose moved the football games, the Engineer defense effectively in the first half, but began to fade in the late going. Cross Country takes C.A.C. Lynxcat linebacker Eric Hooper Southwestern quarterback Lee twice intercepted passes deep in French guided the Lynxcats to Southwestern territory. The Eubank C.C.er's displayed a Ohio. There they will be hoping two touchdowns on drives of 61 by Tim which Rose Engineers finally broke the ice artist putting the good team concept and to improve on last year's finish and 80 yards, much the same as Like a fine very late in the half following an touches on a master- attitude according to head coach in ninth position. Only the top Tim Tenhet of Sewanee had done finishing interception by linebacker piece, the Rose-Hulman Cross Bill Welch. Now the team has its two teams at the regional qualify a week before. For the Cats, Steve Ankney at the Rose- capped a fine set on the NCAA regionals for the NCAA final to be held in however, it was too little, too Country Team sights Hulman 43-yard line. regular season by winning the slated for Saturday at Cleveland, New York, November 20th. late. Hever's onside kick conference meet held at South- issesemmsemssummimmessomosomimi Sophomore Harry attempt, at 1:45 of the final western. Westerkamp, having missed period, with Rose leading 18-16, Rose placed six runners in the 1982 Hairstyles - $10.50 elsewhere $15.00 neary a month due to a leg was fielded perfectly by Rose 1 I and the Engineers ran out the top ten in the meet held Haircuts - $4.00 to $5.75 elsewhere $6 and up injury, replaced starter Mike Saturday, November 6 at 1 I Trench at the quarterback post. clock to get the win. Wash & Wear Perm - $25.50 elsewhere $35 and up Tennessee. Scoring After two incompletions, The win leaves Rose-Hulman's Memphis, I ' II one of their best team Rick Johnson Westerkamp hit tailback Rod record at 3-6 overall and 2-2 in performances to date, Rose I 1440 Terre Haute's Only Dual Licensed Barber & Beautician I Schrader with a 23-yard strike. the C.A.C. conference. The dominated the meet. Their total 111 South Following runs by fullback Mike Engineers will play their final score of twenty-five easily out- HIS n9 HERS 232-0631! Patterson and Westerkamp and game of 1982 tomorrow against distanced runner-up Sewanee. I 25th HAIRSTYLING WORLD 0 a late hit by the Lyrixcat defense, non-conference foe Washington In addition to the team cham- lb iso so um No m m Ittn.lAsLenIs.MPu.Iim El mi um wi m II the Engineers were on the University of St. Louis. The pionship, Rose had the top solo- Southwestern twelve. With 30 , game will be the highlight of artist as well. Senior Mike seconds left, Westerkamp was "Dad's Day" at Rose-Hulman O'Brien finished first sacked for a 7-yard loss and it and a large fan turnout is individually. With his time of appeared that Rose would settle expected. Each Rose student 25:07, he paced an outstanding for a fieldgoal. On third and with a student I.D. card may team effort. Following O'Brien sixteen with six seconds left in have his family admitted to the were Mike Stewart (3rd, 25:54), the half, though, Westerkamp game free of charge. 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This space contributed as a public service. PAGE 4 ROSE THORN FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1982 PAGE 5: Rock album review NucLear ou D by Bill Browning Tiger" album features the The single from the Rocky Another new group is trying to III by Stan S. Flouride dumb coxrimunist ploy as water Don't even try to deny it. I set root in today's rock scene. soundtrack. And while they Foaming Mouth fluoridation with the cover that remember when you killed my The Spys are a five-man band probably overplayed it on the air Recent issues of the Thorn it will prevent cavities. It really dog Skippy when I was six years containing former Foreigner waves, it is a decent song. From have contained libelous destroys your precious bodily old, too. You thought I'd forget band members there, however, the album drifts editorials calling for President fluids, makes one weak and that didn't you? You even made and . The songs are off into what I'd say is an Reagen to pull back on his easier to brainwash with liberal my face break out in high school. similar to Foreigner in many adolescent Journey (if that's patriotic stance on nucle_ar propoganda like the T.V. shows Don't lie to me! I'll rip your revects and are played, written, possible) sound. Side one is arms. These poo-poo-headed M`AsS`H, Hill Street Blues, and tongues out! I'll set your eyes on and sung at about the same level mostly about love and related learn. liberals never seem to the ex-Dan Rather show "60 fire! Your days are numbered! of proficiency. Whether this is topics — you've heard it all Why do they still continue to Minutes." And it's music too. Do My step-father used to warm good or bad is for you to decide, before. Side two is a bit more place our hard earned tax money you know "Stairway to Heaven" me while he beat me silly with a but let's face it, Foreigner made well rounded and contains the into such wasteful things as played backwards says "Reagan stick that it big and there's really no song "American Heartbeat," allowing the poor and elderly to is a comie dupe!" while real continued on page 2 reason I can see why The Spys which may sell pretty well as a live, bringing us even closer to a music like Perry Como doesn't single. The album cover is sort TAU BETA PI — can't also. The songs you've depression like the one they say anything backwards or of bland and it takes awhile to Continued from page 1 probably heard are the first two caused under Hoover in the forwards! on the album, "She Can't Wait" realize that you're looking at the 1930s? What they fail to see is These wimpy mud-eating distinguished frestunen and and "Don't Run My Life." The face of a tiger (from close-up economic that the road to liberals will never know the true sophomores. The initiates will album cover is nothing to marvel anyway). The words are recovery is only through a greatness of our present also be polishing the bent (the at while the sleeve contains both contained on the album sleeve. nuclear war. President whose boots I don't society's symbol) that is in the the lyrics and a group picture Survivor isn't really as bad as I Think about it: if we launch a of deserve to be tread upon with, front of the Union Building. the band. With a little more may have made them sound, nuclear attack against the but when the time comes, soon Three weeks ago, Dodge went experience they should do fairly maybe they need a gimmick or U.S.S.R., China, France and all after our grand and glorious on a trip to the National well. something. those other communist nuclear annihiliation, I know Convention of Tau Beta Pi in With "Eye of the countries, we'd have more room Overall rating on a 4.0 G.P.A. Tiger" — that he will cast his eyes upon Moscow, Idaho, as a delegate 2.683. for economic growth and less me and realize that I am his real from the Rose chapter. There scale — 3.187. competition. If they were to true son and was actually were over three hundred Without "" — respond with their own nuclear switched when I was born with students in attendance, along Survivor's "Eye of the 2.487. weapons then only those lazy that ballet dancer by some evil with the national officers. booger-nosed liberals would die band of gypsy liberals seeking to Activities were discussed and because all of us conservatives keep me from my destiny of ideas were exchanged. Dodge would know that you can survive glory. You know who you are! even learned about a chapter in MANWRIN a nuclear blast by putting your You're out there reading this Illinois that built a robot that head into a grocery sack (if you right now! You're the ones solves Rubik's Cube! What will The most widely spoken language in the world can't see the bomb, the bomb whose been stealing my mail! engineers think of next? is Ma nadarin Chinese, with 650,000,000 speakers. can't get you), and if we have to build more nuclear bombs, I'll get paid more because I'm going to design the guidance system for them when I get out of this school. Still though, the mashed- potato-faced liberals lead by Dan Rather, Phil Donahue and Before We Put You In Charge Of The World's Mister Rodgers continue to try and save their miserable stinky hides. These are the same Most Sophisticated Nuclear Equipment, liberals who tried and luckily failed to fluoridate the water in Clinton. Imagine, using such a We Put You Through The World's Wive's club Most Sophisticated Nuclear Training. still active The Rose-Hulman Student Wives Club is an organization formed by the wives of the married students at Rose. The It takes more than 16 that most of the men Wives Club started activities this months of intensive who operate the year under the direction of training to become a reactors in private President Suellen White. Their first activity was to sponsor fully qualified officer in industry started in the mum sales for the Rose-Hulman the Nuclear Navy. You Nuclear Navy.) Homecoming events. begin with four months It takes more time The officers of the club this year include Lie Workman as of leadership training. and more effort to Vice-President, Dariel King as Then as a Navy officer become an officer in the Secretary, Karen Zwissler as you get a full year of Nuclear Navy. But the Treasurer, and Sherry Diller as Historian. graduate-level training rewards are greater, too. During their September unavailable anywhere else at any price. The rewards can begin as early as meeting, the Wives Club brought Navy training is based on more than your junior year in college. Qualify, in Linda Lipscomb. 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