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see page 2 see page 4 see page 6 see page 8 The MonroSeptember 30, 1996'Volume 35 Issue 4 e Monroe Community College ^Respect All, Fear None News Children of the Holocaust Student Briefs Commemorated Government by Mania AuClair The planting serves as a living on the children having to sneak The Holocaust Genocide Stud- memorial to the 1.5 million chil- food to eat during the time of the by Christopher Herman Attention Pager ies Project was founded in 1991 by dren who were killed during the Holocaust. a small group of students from Holocaust. Thousands of daffodil Director of the MCC Child Care With no one present to speak to Owners Monroe Community College. The bulbs have been planted, as well Center, Audrey Abbondanzleri the Senate, Willie J. Lightfoot students felt compelled to do as trees that have been dedicated dedicated artwork from the chil- methodically called last Tuesday's II you have a pager, beware. something more with what they to individuals. Flowers have been dren which depicted images for meeting to order. Another Senate There is a pager scam going on learned. It's mission is to serve planted around the base of the trees world peace. She said they teach meeting was under way... right now. Someone is sending as a network for the advancement to expand on the beauty of them. the children the value of human Following roll call, a motion to pages to get people to dial a of Holocaust/Genocide awareness, A bronze plaque, dedicated to the life, respect, peace and tolerance. approve the minutes from 9/17. number that costs $25 just to programming, education and re- Holocaust children was placed in Their goal is to help the children The vote passes, with only one type in the numbers. The num- search. Their goal was to have a the garden at the first planting in grow and blossom, who will never neh, Senator Sarah Flick. Speaker ber is 809-404-5468. This area daffodil garden ceremony and to 1991 allow families to suffer; to remem- Lightfoot then took time to ac- code covers the islands of the dedicate a plaque in memory of the Jodi Oreal, an alumni member ber sorrow of the past and hopes knowledge the resignation of Caribbean. If anyone is paged 1.5 million children murdered dur- was opening speaker, and wel- for the future. James Clark as a Senator. with this number, contact MCC ing the Holocaust. Membership comed everyone to the 6th annual The planting came to a climax Also in his "Speaker's Report", Student Senator Dettman with has grown to include faculty, staff, planting and spoke on their Yom when the children started to plant was a discussion of the attendance the details of the time and the students and alumni. All interested Hashoah commemoration that will the bulbs. Emotions were high policy. The following explanation date of the page. groups and individuals are wel- be held in the Spring, during the with both laughter and tears. A was offered to members of the come to participate. time when the daffodil's will be large bowl of sliced apples were Senate. Missing committee meet- Music News Every year the H.G.S.P. have blooming. passed with a bowl of honey in ings or office hours would count planted flowers to commemorate Barbara Lattimore, a student order to celebrate the coming of as 1/2 an absence (tardy). Senate Kim Thayil of Soundgarden murdered children of the Holo- taking the Holocaust Honors class the Jewish New Year. Everyone meetings and Pre-Agenda meet- was arrested for allegedly strik- caust. This was the 6th year for walked away with hopes for world ings count as a full absence. Four ing 18-year-old party guest and who is also on the project com- the planting. mittee, read a poem titled "The peace. absences leads to resignation. Heather Milfin. In his "President's Report", Stan Children from the Monroe Com- Little Smugglers", which reflected Photo b\ Peter Matthews munity College Child Care Lyons simply stated that the Sen- T-Boz of TLC has recorded a Center took part in the ate was still waiting for a response couple of songs under her real planting. There were to the now famous "Pepsi Issue." name, Tionne Watkins, for the many survivors of the Ho- The "Senator's Report" fol- soundtrack of the new movie locaust present, who at- lowed, with Sarah Flick encourag- "Fled" starring Laurence tend yearly. ing clubs to get involved. She sug- Fishburne. T-Boz says, "TLC Mantelmachel, a sur- gested a "Round-Robin" volley- | will not disband." vivor who was a prisoner ball tournament with all participat- in 12 different camps ing clubs donating $10 to the | The same can't be said for Tesla, spoke on the planting. "It "Make a Wish Foundation." Spec- who released a Greatest Hits al- is very nice, something out tators would be charged a dollar ! bum at the end of last year. of this world. There are for admission, also receiving a star. I Brian Wheat and Frank Hannon not to many survivors left. The winning team would get a have started a nameless band, The war has been over for pizza party, all proceeds to benefit • and said they will not work with this year's children. 1 51 years. The young JelTKicth again. should know, our children CAB Coordinator Michelle and our grandchildren Marvin spoke briefly to members College Transfer Day should know." of the Senate. Issues on her agenda: movies have started to be The MCC Transfer and Place- Mantelmachel's wife is Plaque dedicated 6 years ago to the children of the holocaust, while also a shown in the Brick Lounge; times survivor. children of the Child Cure Center plant bulbs. men! Office will be presenting arc posted outside the doors. Also College Transfer Day on on the agenda, "The Make a Wish Thursday, October 3, from Foundation" star selling is off and K):00am to 1:00pm. It will be MCC Students Named All American School, she is majoring in Liberal See Student Goveminent on Page 3 held in the Student Center hall- liberal arts and plans to transfer to by Sarah Kuhn Arts/Physical Education. From way and the Brick Lounge area. the University Of Rochester when these courses, Cole earned a 3.72 Students will be able to meet she leaves MCC. INSIDE Five Monroe Community Col- GPA for the Fall 1995 semester. with admission representatives Women's basketball player Lisa lege students and one team have Amy Gerber-Buchanan, a from more than 45 colleges and Biletzky, Phelps, received her hon- Classified 5 been named Academic All-Amcri- alumni from Greece Arcadia, re- universities. ors by holding a 3.63 GPA during Entertainment 4-5 cans for their performances in the Spring Semester. As a starting ceived Academic Ail-American school, on the court, pool and other forward, she helped lead the team honors with a 3.72 Grade Point Letters 7 And 1 Quote... areas of sports. to the national championships and Average. She is studying Mechani- News 1-3 Free and fair Two MCC swimmers were cel- break a school record with 30 wins. cal Technology. ebrated. One of the swimmers is Biletsky graduated with honors in The National Junior College Opinion 6-7 discussion will Melissa Beauchamp, a 1985 Association, the organization re- May with an A.A.S. degree in Of- Sports 8 ever be found graduate of Fairport High School, fice Technology/Secretarial Sci- sponsible for these awards, hon- who earned a 3.92 GPA and stud- ence Executive. ored MCC's men's and woman's the firmest ies Auto Technology. The other is The MCC women's soccer team, swim teams as the Academic Ail- The Monroe Doc- friend to truth. Deborah Najarro, a Marion Cen- who won the national champion- American Team of 1995-96. These trine is printed on tral High School grad, who listed two teams were given this award recycled paper and ship last year, named Kelly Cole is recyclable in - G. Campbell a perfect 4.0 GPA for the spring Academic All-American. A 1993 because they posted the highest Monroe County. 1996 semester. She is majoring in graduate of Rush-Henrietta High team average in the country. The Monroe Doctrine 2 September 30, 1996

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Helping Students with Who Am I? by Dale Cooper I would like to introduce myself. an HIV lest and it turned out pos Career Choices My name is Dale and I am a man tivc. I spent a lot of time in denia by Camillt Roy could do to have a focal point to dent gets job training skills. who wears many hats. 1 am a re- first, telling myself that maybe th Damon Coordinator make decisions from. T.A.S.C. also gets the individual turning student, coming back to test was wrong. Or it it wasn' I want the students of Damon 1 asked Nan how many M.C.C. into the job market quickly. school after 24 years. I am a single maybe it would go away. M.C.C. has a great resource cen- and Brighton campuses to meet graduates actually get jobs. She parent raising a 9 year old son. I'm My life has changed dramat ter at Brighton and Damon (soon). Nancy Burgess-Whitman (people told me of the people she worked a brother, an uncle, a best friend, a cally since then. I have gon So because of this the program, call her Nan). She works in with from T.A.S.C, about 90-95 son and I am a person with AIDS. through many emotional, physica this is transferable in the work T.A.S.C. (Temporary Assists for percent get jobs. However, Nan I used to live my life any way I and spiritual changes. Today I hav world to a high degree. Students Career) at Damon City doesn't take all the credit. She told wanted to, thinking that AIDS a positive feeling about myself ant Campus providing Career Assess- me that there were other people Nan told me a little about her- would never happen to me. That my goals of completing my de ment Services. She also works at involved in the process as well. self She told me that she received was always someone else's prob- grees at MCC. I hope to continu Brighton in the Counseling Cen- They help people in writing their her Bachelors and Masters from lem, after all I was invincible. on to SUNY at Stonybrook in th Alfred University. She also told me ter for all the different programs. resumes. They have them go About five years ago, I wasn't Physicians Assistant program. that before M.C.C, she worked for Nan assesses people who want through interview classes and they feeling quite right so I went to get It has been a difficult struggl R.I.T. full time as Director of Stu- to go to college but don't know show the person job listings that an AIDS test done. Because AIDS but the key for me has been edu- dent Affairs. She then left R.I.T. what to major in. That is when she come to the college from employ- could never happen to me, I never cation; first about my disease, the to come to M.C.C part time. This suggests to individuals to use ers within the area. She told me went back for the results. for my future. Now the strugg was because she also works for a Ziggy and do some written tests to that the population with which The following summer I became has turned to a challenge. For to cruise ship. Nan consults for the find out where their interests lie. T.A.S.C. works with are mainly very ill and had to be taken to the day, I am not dying from AIDS, cruise lines and does lectures for After the results come back, Nan D.S.S. recipients. The program is hospital. While I was there they did am living with it. sits down with the individual and State funded. the passengers and activities. Nan discusses their strengths and weak- Nan also told me that any told me that she has been all over nesses with them. Then she makes M.C.C. student can benefit from the world visiting, which has been a great experience for her. HIRING DRIVERS some suggestions of what they T.A.S.C. This is because the stu- 30 Avg. $8-$10/hr. NTO Week Broadens • Full or part time • Pizza discounts • Paid Vacation • Incentives • Health benefits available (must be 18, have car, insurance & good driving record, Opportunities Apply at any of 14 Rochester locations after 4 p.m. MANAGEMENT POSITIONS: Rapid Advancement, Bonuses, Medical, Dental, Franchising For byWome Marcia AuClair reer Fair nand awards ceremony Prichard. being held at the High Falls Wednesday, October 2, 1996 Resume or application to: The majority of women work Atrium, which is open to the pub- 2:00 p.m. - 4:00 p.m. MCC because of economic need, but lic. The award ceremony will pay Brighton Campus Theater. Domino's Pizza they make up only 50% of the to- special recognition to local em- A must for area educators or 2024 W. Henrietta Road, #5A, tal number of people employed in ployers who have already hired, agency staff who counsel female Rochester, N.Y. 14623 the three highest paid industries in encouraged and promoted women youth on employment issues. 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. the United States. As a result, non- in nontraditional jobs. Attendees will hear from a panel traditional occupations like con- The career fair is free. For more of representatives discussing non- struction, manufacturing, auto information on the fair, call 234- traditional training options in the body/repair, can help women be- 2040. area. Information on NTO careers. come productive and independent, "The Changing Face of the Keynote speaker will be former if they would consider them. American Workforce Workshop Monroe County Legislator. Nan A non-traditional occupation Scries" will have the following Johnson, Director, Susan B. An- (NTO) is defined as any occupa- workshops available: thony University Center. tudy tion in which females comprise Monday, September 30, 1996 Thursday, October 3, 1996 less than 259? of the labor force. 2:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. City Hall 3:00 p.m. - 5:00 p.m. MCC To broaden employment oppor- Council Chambers Damon Center Campus - 5th ^Abroad! tunities for Rochester area women, For human service agency stall Floor Atrium the Committee for the Coordinated advising women on employment For female youth students and Wintersession in London (2 weeks) Support lor Women in Non-Tradi- and training issues. clients. • Fall & spring semester programs tional Employment has scheduled Registrants will receive a history These young women will re- Non-Traditional Employment of the women's labor movement ceive information about NTO ca- Summer Session Abroad Week, September 29-October 5. and why it is so important to help reer options and wages, training NTO Week will feature workshops women locus on new employment and higher education. They will Why RCC? and training sessions for educators goals. A copy of the committees also hear from a panel of women • Low Cost and professional human service new NTO Desk Reference will be currently working in nontradi- agency staff. Workshops lor stu- distributed. Wyoma Best from the tional jobs, ranging from landscap- • Credit transfer dents and women who are inter- Chamber of Commerce will be the ing to public safely. Keynote • Federal Financial Aid ested in nontraditional career op- Mistress of Ceremony. Keynote speaker - Kodak Senior Research portunities will also be offered. speaker will be Tracey Long, New- Scientist. Dr. Diane Garcia- For further information Speakers will include Wyoma York State Department of Trans- Prichard. Best, of the Rochester Metro portation, Director of O.E.O.D.C. Saturday, October 5, 1996 and application forms: Chamber of Commerce; County Tuesday, October 1, 1996 3:00 8:30 am-1:00 NTO Career Fair Jody Dudderar Executive John Doyle; Dr. Diana p.m. - 5:00 p.m. City Hall Council & Special Award Ceremony- Center for Garcia-Prichard, senior research Chambers. For adult females inter- High Falls Atrium Brown's Race International Studies scientist at the Eastman Kodak ested in employment. An award ceremony to pay spe- Rockland Community College Co.; and Nan Johnson, Director, Participants will receive the lat- cial recognition to employers who 145 College Road Susan B.Anthony University Cen- est information about NTO ca- hire, encourage and promote Suffern, NY 10901 ter, as well as local educators and reers, wages, and projected areas women in nontraditional jobs. The (914) 574-4205 women already employed in non- of job growth. In addition, they Career Fair will take place imme- traditional careers. Workshops are will hear from a panel of women diately following, and will have being held at City Council Cham- who have chosen NTO careers, over 50 employers and area agen- bers and at both Monroe Commu- and who have had to over conic cies providing information on ROCKLAND nity College Campuses. obstacles to do so. Keynote NTO Careers, training and sup-

LAX 9/13/96, 23: 53, Making Graffiti.Unknown person(s) What hours of the day are you listening? wrote on door with magic CLUB MEETING marker. COME SHARE VOUR IDEAS 9/14/96, 1:51, Making |§What radio station do you listen to? Graffiti.Unknown person(s) wrote on doors with a magic L marker. 9/16/96, 11:18, Motor Vehicle /hat music type(s) do you listen to0 Accident. Vehicle #1 collided with Vehicle #2 when turning.

9/17/96, 7:56, Criminal Mis- chief. There was graffiti written Vre there any types that you wish to hear but do not? in the Men's Room of Building 3Rooml95E.

9/17/96, 9:12, Petit Larceny. R/O filed a crime report regard- MCC is your radio station — what are we doing right? 11-105 ing the theft of stereo equipment from a vehicle parked in Lot G.

—what could we be doing better? 9/17/96, 16:40, Petit Larceny. A purse was stolen from Build- !.«) 0 t) ing 6 Room 331. The Monroe Doctrine 4 September 30, 1996 Profile: This Week's Movie Multimedia Reviews "First Wives Club" "Last Man Standing" Entertainer by Bridget Schultz and plenty of great cameos. Ap- by Keith Walther The movie "The First Wive's pearances include: Maggie Smith, After starring in such action Club" plays on the concept that Eileen Heckart, Marcia Gay films as Die Hard 3 and 12 Mon- by Clay Harley "hell hath no fury like a woman Harden, (also currently starring in keys, Bruce Willis picks up the scorned". the thoughtful movie, "The Spit- tempo in "Last Man Standing". Paul "Profile" Cosme, a student like Def Comedy Jam, and Diane Keaton, Bctte Midler, and fire Grill".) Stockard Channing, When Bruce is in an action movie, here at MCC, found time in his Showtime at the Apollo. I met (re- Goldie Hawn play three women Ivanna Trump, and Gloria it is a given that it will be enter- busy schedule to grant the Doc- cording duo) Zhane* before they who are jilted by their husbands for Steinem). taining. It never fails, though, that trine an interview. I'm sure you blew up. The dance thing took me much younger women, (played by This movie is a lot of fun, with when he is in a film, he receives a will find, as I did, that he is a truly to a whole new level and I stopped Sarah Jessica Parker, Elisabeth a few moments of hilarious dia- thorough beating. In the old town fascinating, and motivated person. rapping for a while. I called the Berkley, and Heather Locklear). logue. of Jerecho, Texas, two rival gangs Profile was born in Brooklyn, dance company in Jersey City The women receive a wake-up call However, it's nowhere near preside over the area. This draws New York and later migrated to State, where I hope to attend, to when a fourth friend commits sui- what it could have been, if it had a the attention of mercenary John Jacksonville, Washington D.C., find out more about their Hiphop cide after her husband leaves her. shorter, less aimless, script. It's Smith (Bruce Willis), who realizes North New Jersey, and to Roches- dance company. Stars like Mariah I The women decide to start "The strength lies in the Keaton, Midler, that a lot of money could be made ter in 1992 where he graduated Carey, Paula Abdul, and L.L. Cool First Wive's Club", designated to and Hawn personas that the Ameri- if he plays his cards correctly. from Franklin H.S. in '94. MCC J. recruit dancers for their videos make their husband's lives a liv- can Public has grown to love. If Smith is a cold-blooded killer that was the next step in the pursuit of from this company," stated Cosme. ing hell. you're looking for a light, funny guns down gang members for the his goals. He chose Communica- "I plan to minor in dance at Jersey The script is too long and needs movie with lots of great actors, right price from both sides. Al- tion as a major to learn to express City State, and continue my work work. However, Keaton, Midler, "First Wives's Club" is a sure bet. though, there is a chink in his ar- himself through film and video. in communication, majoring in and Hawn pull it off with a flour- I give the film 3 stars out of a pos- mor that could prove fatal; women. After graduating this winter Pro- film and video." ish. The film has an excellent cast, sible 4. Hickey (Christopher Walken), the file plans to transfer to Jersey City Profile is still unsure where film most feared man of either gang, State College. will lead him but welcomes the returns to town and creates more Rapping became his first love opportunity to gain experience in havoc lor Smith. The law is non- when he was just 13 years old. "I the industry. "Living in the city existent in Jerecho, because the want to make an album that has a anything can happen so this can go sheriff, Ed Golt (Bruce Dern), real impact on the youth and anywhere. If I ever get a chance to fears the wrath of both gangs. As Hiphop in general, because Heads make a film, I want to get away tension builds and hatred surfaces, are listening to music that's not from the violence and the stereo- a war between the gangs is inevi- rap, that's not music...I want to types about the hood. All Black table with John Smith caught in the introduce different styles," stated actors don't have to play cops, middle. With a gunfight every the aspiring lyricist. "Right now drug users, and prostitutes. I want other minute, the town slowly be- that's a distant goal because school to develop different types of movie comes less populated until two are is my thing right now. That's my concepts." left standing. The story does not main goal, because I would love Profile thinks that his relation- have a purpose and the script could to be a Hiphop artist and be a big ship with god has been the main have been improved upon, but the influence on the industry. My ma- reason for his good fortune thus action scenes, suspense, and cli- jor influences right now are KRS fat. Look for his new show around max are well-done. Director One for his origin in the streets, the Columbus Day holiday week- Walter Hill reminds me of Quentin and Redman because he is from end, or for his radio show on Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez in N.J. Profile opened for The Lost WRUR on Wednesday nights at Diane Keaton, Goldie Hawn, and liette Midler star in First Wives Club.this film. He murders people in Boyz last spring at R.I.T.'s annual 12. the movie for the sake of entertain- Greek Freak. Scorched Earth, ment, and he does so with heart- Profile is also directing and pro- pounding ferocity. Although, he ducing his own cable access tele- Wardog's does not develop his characters as vision show. He feels that popular well as Rodriguez or Tarantino. As shows such as "Melrose Place" or Premiere Album a result, the talented cast in this "Beverly Hills 90210" are hard for movie is not able to perform quite urban youth to identify with. So to Brings back Old up to their abilities. The action se- localize and urbanize those con- quences are incredible, which cepts he wants to produce a show Heavy Metal catches the attention, creates some that is more "Rochester 14608". by Chris Murray suspense, and delivers a satisfying He managed to get an interview When Kurt Cobain and Nirvana ending. "Last Man Standing" re- j with icon L.L. Cool J. (look-alike) appeared on the scene, the line ceives a rating of*** out of a pos- lor his show, but has yet to tele- between heavy metal and alterna- sible live. It is another movie lor f vise it. Recently, Paul received a tive music completely broke down. those who enjoy action and gun- position at WXXI as a production To get that all important radii) air- fights, but it is more entertaining assistant. His duties there include play, some bands are forsaking the than "Maximum Risk". floor managing, cameraman, an- heavy metal title and branding swer telephones, sweeping, mop- ihemselves alternative. Wardog, "Tomb of the Slain," we can hear ping and learning production from however, proudly stands up and the Iron Maiden and Judas Priest the staff. declares themselves as heavy influences. Don't let the titles of A new interest for Profile is be- metal. the songs fool you.. Wardog is not ing a disc jockey here at WMCC, The band's debut album on death metal. Tommy Gattis' crisp and at the University of Metal Blade Records is definitely vocals make even the most dis- Rochester's WRUR. While a radio a keeper. I often found myself lost torted parts easy to understand. show at WMCC is still in the pro- in the guitar rifts throughout the "Bucket of Beer," a mock song, duction stages, WRUR has fea- lead and title track, Scorched Earth was done in good humor but tured Profile on Wednesdays from and the intense groove heavy should have been put in as the last midnight to 2 a.m. for the past few "Nothing Left." The song "Sounds track. The over the edge lyrics, old weeks. His show features urban of War" contains some very eerie and tired guitar rifts take away and music, various talk topics, and lyrics. The only knocks on ruin the flow of the album. some live performances. Wardog is that they don't officially Wardog, is truly a band on the rise Profile became interested in . have a drummer. (Producer John however, and once Tommy Gattis dance here in Rochester at a local Herrera did the drum tracks on and bass player Chris Catero find club ("The Egg"). I met this guy "Nothing Left" and "Killing a drummer, Wardog will be mak- named Image...this kid was on Def Speed," while studio drummer ing more than just a few waves. Comedy Jam. Eventually I began Ross Martinez handled the rest.) Wardog, Scorched Earth, Metal Local television producer, disc jockey, rapper and MCC student to do it myself, and was on shows Through such tracks as "Seeing is Blade Records, *** 1/2 stars out of Paul "Profile" Cosme at WMCC Radio. Believing," "Scorched Earth," and September 30, 1996 The Monroe Doctrine 5 Joey Bags Plays for Classified Club Wednesday Ads 292-2540 Wanted!!! $3.00 FOR FIRST 28 Individuals, Student Organiza- sions, comedy writing, athletics, WORDS tions and Small Groups to Promote By Shayna Allen (my favorite), Andrew "Dice" playing harmonica, ventriloquist SPRING BREAK TRIPS. Earn If you missed the comedian/im- Clay, Rodney Dangerficld, Bcavis whistling, and juggling. He per- MONEY and FREE TRIPS. pressionist Joey Bags during Club & Butthead and so many more. formed in theater shows such as Only a few restrictions apply. CALL THE NATION'S LEADER, Wednesday in the Forum, you Unfortunately, the crowd was The Odd Couple, To Kill A Mock- Advertising forms must be INTER-CAMPUS PROGRAMS missed a pretty good show. Bags hard; but it didn't help that people ingbird , and the Cabaret Variety filled out and are available at the http://www.icpt.com seemed really tired and it made his eating in the Forum didn't know Show. Bags has also been in a MD office; just stop by to pick one jokes come through as slow and how to act when there is a per- couple TV. shows and performed up. All ads will be edited for gram- displaced. His impressions, former. They seemed that they a variety of stand up clubs includ- mar, spelling, and contents. Child Care for one year old. though, were great. I can't possi- were trying to compete with him ing Dangerfield's and Stand Up- All submissions are subject to Single mom, student needs baby- bly list them all, hut they included: and get their voices over his. New York. approval by the Editorial Board. sitter Friday and/or Saturday Rocky and Bullwinkle, all the re- Joey Bags is sort of a renais- The show was entertaining and We will not print anything that nights. Experience and references cent U.S. presidents, Arnold sance man in performance. His I do recommend stopping in on could be construed as discrimina- necessary. Non-Smokers Only. Swurt/.neggar, Sylvester Stallone skills include acting, voice impres- another Club Wednesday event. tory or offensive in any way. Call 527-9137 evenings

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own an equal share of this school, lop a few butts off. regulated areas, funded by smoker around. During a private meeting There for without our tuition, student I have a solution, however — a fees, the air cleaned with filters during the retreat, the Senators fees, parking fees, and breathing few smoking lounges, regulated by paid for similarly? Honestly folks, agreed wholeheartedly, that Sena- Should be fees, this school would run into a a smokers club. Members pay fees, it isn't right to force smokers to tor Cleveland truly deserved the very large problem severe lack of and then can get out of the wind smoke in the snow every winter, position. There were no other hid- Smoking funds. So it is with great annoy- behind heavy doors. The lounge just as it isn't fair to smoke in the den meetings or talks from anyone. ance that when I wish to light up, could sell cigarettes, Zippo sup- halls and drive people away. Com- It was a decision initiated by the Lounges a feeling that I am sure is shared plies, matches, lighters, and the promises can be made. four Senators themselves. by many, because such rules seem like. The next Conspiracy in the Sen- Allowed at to be made to tell us that it isn't I realize that some of you are Dan Miskeli ate is in regards to the allegations our school, not if we want to do rolling your eyes already, but pic- of an incident which supposedly M.C.C. something that others don't appre- ture this: no smokers near the air took place at the SA sponsored ciate. intakes, no smokers near the door- leadership retreat the weekend of Greetings, one and all! I come Granted, such things as nudity ways, no smokers INSIDE the Conspiracy September 20-22. As I am aware, before you today to address the and sex in public are illegal here doorways, just two or three a small group of students issued topic of smoking in our school. I too, but, then again, smoking isn't lounges, with heavy doors to seal in the complaints about the behavior of don't know how many of you read- illegal, just severely constricted. I in the smoke, and a vendor within, three Senators. The Senators were ers out there are working your way keep asking myself when the law all paid for through a fee charged Senate! notified of an upcoming request to along on your first semester; but is going to read that you can only by the smoking club, either per speak with one of the Vice-Presi- those of you who are, you will be smoke in your apartment, under a semester, or a donation per entry. The first month of school is dents of the college. The Admin- having a fun experience — smok- blanket with all the lights out. One There are (available to the average coming to a close, and I am sorry istration has thus began a witch- ing outdoors. I'm sure that some can't get unbelievably bombed Joe consumer) air filters, like to say that student participation in hunt to root out the Senators right of you have done it, we all have at from cigarettes, you never see smoke detectors. Put 15 around the the Student Government is near the after the Student Government has one point or another, but it seems someone getting picked up for room, each one turns over a room- null zone. Our President, Vice- become a cohesive unit. to bite anew into your skin every driving under the influence of ful of air once every 10 minutes. President, and seven of the current All things considered, the Sen- time you walk out there to the ash- nicotine. So, what it comes down Put the aforementioned 15 in there, Senators worked hard all summer ate really does not need this. The tray 50 feet from the doorway and to is simply this: who has more there is no smell outside the in preparation of an exciting year. Senate and Presidential Branch of the overhang. rights, the people who want to, or lounge, and people in the lounge The Senate was filled two weeks the Government spent a remark- I am sure that those of you who the people who don't want to? I aren't hacking on the collective ago with the appointment of five able five straight hours in session have been half-forced into such a must admit, if roles were reversed, smoke. candidates. in order to determine and priori- routine before arc quite annoyed and non-smokers had to leave the Which would you prefer - What is a sure way to get people tize goals to be accomplished dur- with the experience, as am I. Per- buildings here to get relief, I am people smoking where you don't involved and interested in some- ing their tenure. The members of sonally, I don't smoke in the house sure they would be much more want them to, because you can't thing? Create a situation. Con- the Senate do not get paid for their where I'm at, for respect to the likely to 1) compromise on some- watch every nook and cranny ev- spiracy is always a ratings booster, work. They often spend eight to owner, but the way I sec it, we all thing, or 2) bring in a chainsaw and ery minute, or people smoking in no matter who you are. I am not twelve hours a day at school, bal- saying this is true, but is my inter- ancing their academics with serv- pretation of the current activities ing the needs of the student body. Make full use of your Associate Degree with in the Senate. They sit on a variety of student During the Senate meeting on and faculty committees aimed at Hilbert College's Transfer Guarantee September 17, the Senate rejected the betterment of the school as a Speaker Lightfoot's appointment whole. of Senator Cleveland to the Deputy It is not appropriate nor con- Speaker position with a vote of, 3- structive for the administration to 4-3. During the meeting on Sep- conduct this inquisition just as the tember 24, Senator Flick, who Student Government is about to voted against the motion previ- initiate what truly promises to be ously, asked the Senate to recall the an extraordinarily productive year. HilbertCollege vote. This motion was passed, 10- Maybe it is all a conspiracy. 0-0, and Senator Cleveland offi- Why not check it out, the next Sen- Your college and Hilbert have a special transfer agreement in the following cially became the Deputy Speaker. ate meeting is Tuesday, October 1, Bachelor's Degree programs: One main concern, with the four at 2:15, probably in room 3-103. Senators who voted Senator I'll sec you there! Business Administration Cleveland down the first time, was Criminal Justice how the media and the Student Brian R. Schultheis English Body would feel about this turn- Human Services Legal Assistant Psychology

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Volleyball Tournament MCC Offers Intramurals by Sarah Flick Planned to Sports editor Activity Time DAY Location Support Make- Once again, this year Aerobics Coll. Hr. MWF Dance Studio MCC is offering intramurals to Aerobics 4:30-5:30 T-R Dance Studio A-Wish you the students. Assistant athletic Tae Kwon Do 4:00-6:00 MWF Dance Studio Foundation director Skip Baily hopes that by Flag Football Coll. Hr. MWF Football Field publishing the schedule early (Interest Mtg) Coll. Hr. 10/3/96 Gymnasium enough, as many students as pos- X-Count. Run Coll. Hr. 10/30/96 Fitness Trail by: Sarah Flick sible will get involved with the Volleyball Coll. Hr. MWF Gymnasium Sports Editor program. There are nine programs (Interest Mtg.) Coll. Hr. 11/6/96 Gymnasium being offered this semester. If you Basketball Coll. Hr. MWF Gymnasium •Good after- have any questions about the pro- (Interest Mtg.) Coll. Hr. 11/6/96 Gymnasium noon ladies and grams, or to get entry forms, con- Raguetball Coll. Hr. MWF Raquel. Courts gentlemen. tact Skip Bailey in 10-131 or ex- (Interest Mtg.) Coll. Hr. 11/13/96 Raquct. Courts This is your tension 2833. Archery Shoot Coll. Hr. 11/18/96 Gymnasium friendly con- The women's team is coached scious talking. Performance by fourth year MCC coach and Women's Tennis Team Sweeps It is time to do something good for Under Pressure academic advisor to athletes, yourself and others at the same Penny Fuehrer. She is an All - Onondaga Rolfe. Doubles winners were the time. by Sarah Flick American out of the U of R. by D. Najarro team Specksgore/Tiberio and team I am trying to organize a school- Sports Editor Since 1980 the Lady Tribune's In the first match of the season, Inman/Williams. Gina Specksgore wide volleyball tournament. The Between the two, the MCC soccer team has become the most on Sat., Sept. 14, MCC Lady Tri- lost a tough 3 sets at the I st singles hopes of this tournament are hav- men's and women's soccer teams successful athletic program at bunes swept their match against position. "She was our wounded ing a great time, and most impor- have thirty five years of champi- MCC. The have won a NJCAA Onondaga CC. They won every warrior," says Coach Richmond. tantly, to raise funds for the Make- onship soccer under their belts. record 152 games and five national match and only gave up one team She played the match with a a-Wish Foundation. This cam- This took a lot of hard practices, championships. point by default to win by a score strained right arm, and came back paign is being sponsored by our time and dedication. And it has all Last year was one that the team of 8-1. Team scores are tabulated to help the doubles team win their wonderful CAB organization. paid off for the two teams this year. and the school will probably never by counting the number of indi- match. Get in touch and get involved! The men's team, which is forget. The team went 20-1, at- vidual matches won per team. In- Since then, the match against This tournament is open to all stu- coached by seventh year coach and tended the championship game for dividual and doubles matches are Cayuga CC was rescheduled and dents that are interested. So if you former MCC Ail-American Nelson the 13th time in school history, and won by the best out of three sets the match against Hudson Valley think that you may have a team of Cupello, was ranked 20th in the capped everything off with a na- in which the player/team must win CC was forfeited. They played six or more, get your butts to the preseason poll. This a fairly good tional title championship. Coach six games per set. HerkimerCC at MCC, Wed., Sept. Senate office (3-115), find me, and place to be for the reigning Region Fuehrer was honored by being se- First seat singles teammate, 25 in the cold, wet rain. sign up! (And don't even try to III champions, who's wonderful lected as the Eastern Region Coach Gina Specksgore won her match This is Coach Richmond's first say that you didn't know who I athletes who have the drive and of the Year by NSC A A and again along with Asia Tiberio, Kelly year coaching at MCC. He is an was, because there is a picture of dedication to look towards their honored by being selected as Inman, and Shawna Williams all instructor at Mid-Town Tennis me, right above this column.) future. This future includes a dis- NJCAA Coach of the Year. winning as well. Doubles teams Club during the day. "I feel confi- There is one clause to all of this, trict championship, and a bid in the The team will miss Ail-Ameri- Specksgore/Tiberio and Inman/ dent that we will be going to the we are doing this to raise funds for national championship game. cans Karen Sloan and Jamie Rolfe won also. Singles player Region III Championships in this wonderful cause, so there will Coach Cupello will probably Bonter, but at the same time they Claire Rolfe and doubles team Cobbleskill in a few weeks," com- be a small registration fee of miss Ail-American Tom Makuch look towards their Sophomore tri- VanHout/ Williams won by de- ments Richmond. "Our team is all $15.00. And there will also be a and Pat McMahon, but has a great captains Sarah Johnson, Amy fault. new except one returning athlete, spectator charge of $1.00 which core of sophomores to replace Koudelka, and Kerrie Schellaci. The next day, Sun., Sept. 15, Shawna Williams, and they are will buy you a star, to hang up, and them. The coach will look towards All in all the 1996 Tribune soc- MCC defeated Delhi Tech. with a well on their way to winning the show your support. The deadline co-captains Josh Gleason and Jon cer teams look to be a force to team score of 6-3. Winners minimum number of matches to for entry is October 18, 1996. Pecora, as well as Dennis reckon with in the season. So, get against Delhi were 2nd singles- qualify." New team member since •On another note, I hear that the Chantiloupe and Chris Dadey for out to the soccer fields and get in Tiberio, 3rd singles-Inman, 4th last week's introduction to the leadership retreat this weekend these key leadership roles. on the excitement! singles-Williams, and 5th singles- team is Gail Bender. was like an episode of Wide World of Sports. From what I understand we had the emergence of NFL fu- MCC Women's Soccer Team Defeats Niagara ture greats in former sports editor was by #10 of Niagara who scored had been booted out by the goalie, Six players from MCC rounded up Clay Harley, and freshman sena- by Maddalena Pallucoiu for MCC after three and a half min- and then accidentally kicked back the rest of the goals. They were: tor Michelle Garcia. And future utes of game time. It occurred af- in by the Niagara team. Giving Jessica Dominguez, Ninette mountain climbers in Latin Pride The women's soccer team of ter Monroe's first goal. The ball The Lady Champs another point Marsocci, Amy Koudelka, Jill officer Sonia and another freshman MCC defeated Niagara Commu- Hubright, Amy Hillyard, and Senator Ryan Kaczmarskj. nity College with a final score 10- Cheryl Her/.og. •As for my Monday Night Foot- 0. The weather conditions proved Coach Fueher slated after the ball friends, (and you know who to be favorable for The Tribunes. game, "Saturday is the really big you violators are) let's maybe think Cool, but sunny weather did not ~ game- huge." So we ask all soc- about trying again next week. Let stop them and with a good turnout ^ cer fans to go out and support the me tell those of you who actually of spectators, the team's spirit was I women's team at their away game are out there reading this column, well underway. S on Saturday. The next home game throw a Monday Night Football The home game was played on for MCC's Women's Team will be party, it will do wonders for your Wednesday, September 25 at 4 October 1 at 4 p.m. against Corn- morale and the morale of those that p.m. It was not even two minutes ing Community College. you invite. But if you live alone, into the game when MCC scored As of now, the Lady Tribunes or with roommates, try to keep it their first goal. Amazingly, the ball hold a record of 6-2. down because the Monroe County had never crossed the midfield line Sheriff's are a pain in the butt to until the second half of the game. Men's Baseball deal with. One unusual play of the game The Women's Soccer team defeated Niugra CC 10-0 • Fri., Oct. 4 at Women's Soccer Women's Volleyball Men's Soccer. Women's Tennis R.I.T. 4 p.m. • Tue., Oct. 1 Home • Tue., Oct. 8 at Niagara • Tue., Oct. 1 at Finger • Sat., Oct. 5 Home • Sat., Oct. 5 at Erie C Corning 4 p.m. CC. 6 p.m. Lakes CC. 4 p.m. Mohawk Val. 1 p.m. C, WNYAC Tourney, TBA • Sat., Oct. 5 Home • Wed., Oct. 9 Home, • Sun., Oct. 6 Home, Paul • Sat., Oct. 12 Cobble Canton 2 p.m. Alfred State 6 p.m. Smith's College 1 p.m. skill, Region III • Sun., Oct. 6 Home, Championship TBA Finger Lakes CC Noon