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Possible side effects include headache, dizziness, mild nausea, diahrrea, vomiting, rash, itching, hives, swelling of the lips and face, AURAL STIMULATION PG. 50 hair growth, hand tremors, gum swelling, higher blood pressure, increase in cho- lesterol level, altered kidney function, swollen gums, acne, weight gain, blood in the SELF DEFENSE W/ MATA-LEAO PG. 56 urine, fl uid retention, drowsiness, irritability, behavior changes, oily anal discharges, premature ejaculation, complete penile dysfunction, lupus, sleep apnea, lyme disease and certain strains of knee-jerk, violent, right-wing republican behavior. exotic magazine | xmag.com 1 The Molotov Dolls are Portland’s newest burlesque troupe. Their timing couldn’t be better, since last time I checked, the Rose City Sirens were on some kind of hiatus. The group was founded by Madame Roulette in Salt Lake City, where it is practically illegal to have sex before handing all your money over to one of the world’s weirdest religions so they can sanction your marriage through a series of bizarre rituals. I’m not necessarily trashing Mormonism; you have to kind of admire an organization that generates an appall- ing amount of profit by spewing some really unlikely shit. Apparently, the inarguably conservative state of Utah was demanding that the burlesque performers each buy a $95 dollar license for every single show they did or they would be fined for prostitution—because artfully stripping down to pasties and panties is totally the same thing as exchanging sex for money. I’m sorry if it sounds unfair and ignorant but almost everything I hear about Utah just seems ass-backward as fuck. Fortunately, Portland is a lot more legally tolerant of hell-bound, sinful harlotry. I think everyone can agree that the OLCC is an over-reaching fascist section of our government. As a stripper, I am in far less danger of getting a bogus prostitution charge from the Portland police than I am from getting ticketed by the liquor license commission for touching my own boobs (!!!), I digress. Anyway, I got to take a break from touching my own boobs for a night to watch the Molotov Dolls perform at the Crave party, a month- ly event produced by my fellow stripper Mirage and held at Crush. The Dolls have impressive and awesomely diverse backgrounds. While there is a consistent history of performing arts in the troupe, these girls are all over the place and in a very good way. Portland is already familiar with Germany, renowned fire dancer and self- described “pseudo-stripper.” Besides the crazy fire stunts, Germany is really good at making cute, flippant, sexy faces while performing. You would think that spinning fire in a full-length skirt made out of inflated balloons would sort of distract from her hotness, but somehow it doesn’t. Zara Simone is a rare Portland native with five years of serious belly dancing skills. In addition, she is a trained opera singer and studying philosophy at PSU. Her fellow doll, Kiki Lamarr is also at PSU studying public health education with a focus on human sexuality. Satheara Sin has performed with the Cambodian Dance Troupe of Oregon. To round off the dark circus of avante-burlesque is eMcee emcee, the group’s only male member, who is just as pretty as the girls. Besides being super cute, he recently placed first in something called the “Portland Air Sex Competition.” Don’t worry, I Googled it for you. Apparently, air sex involves going on stage and pretending to get it on with your imaginary friend. It’s like playing air guitar in public, except a lot less shameful and sad. So, what does a motley crew of singers, actors, fire breathers and belly danc- ers bring to a less than ideal stage about the size of a pool table? The unex- pected. I wasn’t necessarily anticipating anything specific but the first act defi- nitely caught me off guard. When two of the performers came out and proceeded to balance swords on their head with expressions of nonchalance on their faces, I was intrigued. On top of that, they made it look good. I should mention at some point that in addition to this being a rare Friday night off, I was also on a really good second date and I pretty much spent intermission making out. Luckily, one of the performances was set to “I Put a Spell on You” and anything even vaguely related to Nina Simone automatically makes me pay attention. I love Nina Simone the way Mormons love magical underwear and “I Put a Spell on You” was a fantastic song choice (even if it wasn’t the Nina Simone version). In case you are unfortunate enough to not be familiar with the lyrics of “I Put a Spell on You,” it fits in with the kind of “get your shit together asshole” type of blues song. Why is this relevant? Because the dancers were all dressed up as brides who committed suicide in a different way. I like dark wittiness, particularly when the message highlights the idea that relationships kind of suck. This was the only piece involving the whole troupe (except the adorable boy who, by the way, did the cabaret announcer thing flaw- lessly). Five girls dancing on that stage is an accomplishment. I am not exaggerating about the stage’s inadequate size. I found the sword balancing and equation of marriage with suicide delightfully refreshing. I also like that the acts were balanced by a good, old-fashioned striptease. It was definitely a good decision to fit in a more conventional act that pays homage to the tradition of burlesque. Their audience reception was successful in that, “Goddamnit, I need to be closer to the stage and there’s too many people with the exact same idea” kind of way. For added fun at the end, Germany treated the audience to an impromptu and probably non-permitted fireball. Oregon is a good place for the Molotov Dolls. For the most part, Portland has its priorities in order: liberal appreciation of sensual art is all good but the potential for arson (albeit unintentional) is to be enjoyed with caution. What can be said without hesitation, is that successful performance hinges on confidence and the Molotov Dolls know exactly what they are doing. I can’t begin to imagine what they are going to come up with next, but I’m sure it is something I won’t want to miss. I’m grateful for the temporary break from my patented cynicism and I have the Molotov Dolls to thank for that. You can try to keep up with them at www.myspace.com/molotovdollsburlesque. Photos by Taylor Anderson.
1 4 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m 1 5 1 6 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m 1 7 A man walked into the porn store. All my best stories start five was for gas, even though I didn’t ask. out that way. I was off for the next two days and when I came back to After watching thousands of men walk in and out of my work I had a message from Henry. He’d called the store and store, most of them say thank you when they leave. What talked to one of my co-clerks. He said, “Please tell Kristine that do they think I just did for them? Did I break a five? I did. I love her. That she means the world to me. Tell her I said thank Did I sell him something he’ll pray to the baby Jesus about you.” I’m no Goren from Law and Order but I knew that was tomorrow? Likely. Did I ever really help someone? Maybe I weird. I thought of looking in his account to find his number. I’d did, once. call his house. And then what would I say? “Hello, Mrs. Henry’s Henry was a 70-year-old gambling addict. After lead- wife? Yes, this is Kristine. I’m your husband’s pornclerk. I’ve ing a fascinating life filled with charm and Hawaiian sun- heard so much about you! I see. Where’s Henry?” As the vision sets—sleeping with beach bunnies and hanging out with the played out in my head I knew it was a bad idea. Not only would Beach Boys—Henry’s journey led him to my counter. He it be wrong to call him, but it also breaks the Pornclerks Oath: should have ended up in a million dollar mansion on a golf We will not violate our customer’s privacy. As my customer, course. He’d gambled away his entire life savings and in an I believe you have an implied right to privacy. Our world is effort to make up 45 years of failure to his wife, he was still ours and what happens at the porno store, stays at the porno working. He came in every morning at four and never failed store. Others wouldn’t understand anyway. Your pornclerk is to bring me a newspaper. On those rare days he didn’t show, your secret-keeper. we teased him, “We went to check the obituaries to see if Calling his house was off the table. I’d just have to wait. you’d died, but we didn’t have a newspaper.” Henry would When Henry walked in, I leapt up and sat right back down. plop the paper on the counter and say, “Well you never know. I didn’t want to seem too excited. He smiled hello at me. He You better check anyway.” reached over the counter and touched my hand and said, “Did At first he was just a customer, but eventually our brief you get my message?” I smiled back, “I did. What happened encounters became more engaging. With each passing year, I to you Henry? What did you do?” learned more and more about Henry. I learned that his fam- He took a deep breath. “I tried to kill myself.” ily was wealthy and in politics. He had four children. He had Before I could stop the stupidity, it fell out of my giant made millions on his own. He lost it all. mouth, “Did it work? I mean, wait. No, it didn’t work but—” I would say that we became friends. It’s almost impos- He laughed at me being a twit and said, “Well no it sible for the average customer to cross over and become the didn’t work, obviously. I’m such a big fuck-up, I can’t even pornclerk’s friend. We usually keep our customers at a cour- do that right.” teous arms’ length. You don’t have room in real life for us, He recounted to me the series of events of what could’ve we don’t have room for you either. The relationship is usually been the countdown of his life—had he not been such a symbiotic—parasite and host, both content the other is there. “fuck-up.” When he said he’d borrowed the five bucks Henry had seemed particularly down one day. I noticed for gas, he was telling the truth. Two days before that was he had no cigarettes and no money for rentals. I rented him payday. Henry fell off the gambling wagon and dumped ev- movies on my account for free and took him outside for a ery cent into video poker. He said he kept thinking that if smoke. He asked me if I would loan him five dollars. On pa- he could just hit once he could make it all up and his wife per, it’s a ridiculous to loan a man I only know by what kind would never know. When the money was gone, so was his of porn he rents at 4 a.m. any of my own money. I thought shot at redemption. He said he couldn’t bear to tell his wife. to myself, “I have to rent porn and make change so men can Forty-five years of one disappointment after another. Their masturbate not even ten feet away from me for almost a whole retirement drained and he’s working a shit job just so they hour before I’ll get that money back.” can scrape by. He loved her so much, he couldn’t face her. I reached in to my pocket and pulled out a five. So, he put gas in his car with my five dollars and drove to He was so grateful, even seemed relieved. He said the a half-finished housing development. “Since it was a Satur-
1 8 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m day, see, there was no one there. So, I thought it’d be a day or two before someone found me.” I leaned over my counter as if Uncle Henry was tell- ing me a bedtime story, assuring me of nightmares. “So, I put the hose in the tail pipe. And the other end of it, ya know, in the car and rolled up the window. I fig- ured I had just enough gas to get the job done. I crawled in the back and fell asleep. And wouldn’t you know it? I woke up two hours later. That goddamn hose fell out of the tail pipe. Can you believe that shit?” Indeed. I could not. “Henry.” I said, “It’s a miracle you’re alive.” Henry huffed. “Some miracle. A miracle woulda been I woke up with $600 in my pocket. No. It’s just proof I can’t do anything right. What do I tell my wife? I’m afraid. I have nothing left. I just don’t know what to do.” Sadness and shame lowered his eyes to the ground. The truth is, I wouldn’t have liked Henry outside of the store. If I ever knew such a man outside of the porn store, I would think he was weak, a coward, a bad husband. I would think he was selfish and perverted. But the coun- ter changes everything. The black slab of Formica gives a clean slate to everyone who stands in front of it. I stood up. I said, “Henry. I hate to put it to you like this, but you’ve been letting your wife down for 45 years. One more won’t put her over the edge. Give her some credit and tell her what you did. You gotta go get help. They have all kinds of treatment for gambling addiction now, so you can put it behind you. It’s only too late to get your life back when you’re not alive to live it.” I know that Henry did get help. I got my money back. I think about him almost every day—ever grateful that he shared his life with me. He reminded me, it’s never too late to turn it around. I haven’t seen Henry in years. May- be he moved. Maybe he’s dead. I wouldn’t know—he doesn’t bring the paper so I can’t read the Obituaries.
Happy Thanksgiving, Exotic readers.
e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m 1 9 2 0 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m 2 1 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m This is normally where I would spout off about random industry Dream On Saloon – Pre-Thanksgiving Party with turkey raffle gossip, girls we want to fuck or current events that nobody really pays Boom Boom Room – Homemade Bikini Contest with $500 in prizes attention to. But this month, I’m going to strip Erotic City back down Fri. Nov. 20 - Stars Cabaret (Bridgeport) – The Molotov Dolls to its former layout and just give you a complete calendar listing of Dante’s – King Khan & BBQ Show with Those Darlins all the wonderful things to do in Portland and beyond this November. Why am I copping out this month you might ask? Two reasons, both Sat. Nov. 21 - The Viewpoint – Live music with Closureyes involving the recently concluded Miss Nude Oregon Pageant®. The Stars Cabaret (Salem) – The Molotov Dolls Burlesque Show first being, the fact that the extended coverage of Miss Nude penned Stars Cabaret (Beaverton) – New York in November VIP Party by my alter ego, ran us a little short on space this month. As for the Sun. Nov. 22 - Dante’s Sinferno – Live music with the Bastard Sons of second, after having my ass kicked for two months straight produc- Johnny Cash & Peewee Moore ing this year’s pageant, I seem to have recently found myself in some kind of post-partum depression now that the event has wrapped up. Wed. Nov. 25 - Full Moon Bar & Grill – Pole Competition - $150 first My life feels so empty now that I don’t have to juggle the outrageous place & $75 second place needs and requests of 10-12 stressed out clothing-deficient contestants Thu. Nov. 26 (Thanksgiving) - Stars Cabaret (all locations) – Free a week any longer. I’ll be okay, things will be back to normal next turkey dinner month I’m sure. But for now, I’m sorry; I just need some time to my- Jody’s Bar & Grill – Free turkey buffet self. Don’t worry, it’s not you. I just need some space. See you next Safari Showclub – Turkey dinner month, when it will be time to reveal the next big thing in Exotic’s trick bag of promotional wonders. Enjoy your turkey. Fri. Nov. 27 - Devils Point – Vagittarius bash Sat. Nov. 28 - Dante’s – Rock-N-Roll Hall of Fame legend Wanda Jackson Featured Events Safari Showclub – Live music with Cain Corso Sun. Nov. 1 - Dante’s Sinferno – All-star monster rock with the Edgar Allen Posers at 9pm MONDAYS Tue. Nov. 3 - Dante’s – Mickey Avalon Stars Cabaret (Bridegport & Salem) – Prime Rib Mondays Full Moon Bar & Grill – Hottest Dancer Competition - $100 first Devils Point – Fire Strippers place & $50 second place Pallas Club – Monday Night Football with free tacos Jody’s Bar & Grill – Monday Night Football with NFL pick ‘ems Fri. Nov. 6 - Taboo Video – Meet XXX Star Ashlynn Brooke at Taboo’s Full Moon Bar & Grill – Amateur Night Vancouver location from 6:00pm-7:30pm & the 82nd Ave location Spyce Gentlemen’s Club – Monday Night Football from 8:30pm-10:00pm TUESDAYS Sat. Nov. 7 - Bourbon St. Cabaret & Sports Lounge (Salem) – Live Hard Candy Gentlemen’s Club (Salem) – 2-for-1 table dances music with Crazy Train (The Ozzy Osbourne Tribute Experience) Lucky Devil Lounge – Blackjack with Gwen Safari Showclub – Anniversary Party with prime rib dinner & live music with the Saturday Night Orphans WEDNESDAYS Stars Cabaret (Beaverton) – Prime Rib Mondays Tue. Nov. 10 - Cabaret II – Sheena G’s Smell the Money CD Single Release Party & dance contest with $1000 to 1st place, $500 for 2nd THURSDAYS place & $250 for 3rd place. Dancers must register at Cabaret II by Spyce Gentlemen’s Club – Hot Rods and Hotties – Buy a dance & Sun. Nov. 8th get a chance to win a 1969 Buick Skylark muscle car! Dante’s – Xotica Go-Go – Go-Go Nocturnal Wed. Nov. 11 - Full Moon Bar & Grill – Wet T-shirt contest - $100 first Lucky Devil Lounge – 90s Party & Texas Hold ‘Em with Sophia place & $50 second place Club Rouge – Open ‘til 4am Thu. Nov. 12 - Falco’s Pub – Grand Opening Party Jody’s Bar & Grill – All-you-can-eat tacos for $2 Devils Point – Live music with the Dry Country Crooks FRIDAYS Dante’s – MSTRKRFT with Xotica-Go-Go The Viewpoint – The American Male – All-Male Revue Fri. Nov. 13 - Dante’s – Electric Six Spyce Gentlemen’s Club - $9.99 Steak & Lobster from 3pm-9pm Club Rouge – Open ‘til 4am Sun. Nov. 15 - Dante’s Sinferno – Live music with The Silent Treat- ment at 9pm SATURDAYS The Viewpoint – The American Male – All-Male Revue Tue. Nov. 17 - Stars Cabaret (Beaverton) – Kiss/Buckcherry Concert Club Rouge – Open ‘til 4am After Party Full Moon Bar & Grill – $10 table dances with your favorite girl SUNDAYS The Viewpoint – NFL Sundays - 4pm – 2:30 Thu. Nov. 19 - George’s Dancin’ Bare – Pin-up Girl Contest - $150 Mystic Gentlemen’s Club – Industry Night first place, $100 second place & $50 third place Dante’s – Sinferno Cabaret & Vaudeville Stars Cabaret (Bridgeport) – The Molotov Dolls Burlesque Show Devils Point – Stripparaoke Dante’s – EEK-A-MOUSE with Xotica-Go-Go Stars Cabaret (all locations) – Seamless Sundays – free admission for industry and military George’s Dancin’ Bare – Erotic Pole & Lap Dancing Classes w/ Merecedes & Saleen 12-3pm Spyce Gentlemen’s Club – Industry Night
e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m P I N K PA G E S e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m So, you competed (and possibly ranked) or surprise you a fucking great tipper and never ceases in Miss Nude Oregon®. Give yourself with “Crystal told to entertain with song requests. On the a cookie for being a talented, attractive Angel that Sierra downside, she works her own schedule and entertaining performer. Winners, you did cocaine once. based on an adjusted astrological calendar earned it. Losers, I’m free on Friday night Can you believe that and mentions things like “the solstice” for some runner-up action. Now, to the rest dancers are doing and “chi zones” in passive conversation of you that have no chance in hell in land- drugs in our club?!” with dudes in baseball caps. You’re also ing the cover spot for any publication other Depending on which better off avoiding these untrimmed and than Busted, I give to you... staff member starts patchouli-fumed private dances than nailing Miss CCofO taking the risk of leaving the club smelling first, her path may like reggae and failure. Side note: this “Miss _____ Oregon” Awards deviate into a chick and Miss CCofO do not get along at for the Rest of Us downward spiral of all. Never, ever put them in the same ad. drugs and depression Miss Jurassic (copyright VH1 Miss Not-a-Stripper Oregon: This chick Oregon: This Behind the Music) or an upward spiral of is soooo never dancing again. She’s not dancer and the club drugs and mania. Regardless, it will be like “those other sluts” and would “never she is allowed to another decade or two before this stripper go back to that horrible lifestyle.” That is, work at boasts that stops trying to hide her five-kids-three-dads of course, until the bar hires another 12 she “looks good for stretch marks and retires the boasting about cocktail waitresses and her nightly tips 54” (assuming that being the ad girl for a club that has since drop from 200 bucks to 10 dollars. All of customers will take changed its name twice. Her bragging rights a sudden, dancing once again becomes a this into account resume when she wins Miss Jurassic Oregon “liberating past time” and the knowledge when attempting to three years in a row. of pole tricks and hustling comes back like swallow their vomit a bad case of whatever I got from that chick without laughing). Miss Forrest Gump Oregon: Thank fuck at Timmy’s Four. I know some really for being cute and lucky or this bitch awesome post-menopausal dancers who would be Miss Forrest Park Oregon, Customer Tip of the Month: Learn to stretch have great personalities and a lot to teach. scattered amongst the trees in little semen- your money in ways that don’t necessarily That being said, I’m not paying to see them soaked garbage bags. This chick is cute result in extended physical contact but naked. The same logic that keeps Miss but stupid. So stupid that if it weren’t for provide for better entertainment. Give a Jurassic working, would not hold up in the chivalrous (desperate) acts of nice dancer 20 bucks to keep her clothes on and any other business environment, strip club (horny) men (sharks), she would never tell you everything about her father while or otherwise. The phrases “he’s a great DJ make it home from work alive. Although you look her directly in the eye. Three for a non-English speaking autistic with a it is irritating to watch Miss Forrest Gump minutes of this is like a made-for-Playboy tracheotomy ring” or “she’s a great surgeon waste hours getting shitfaced with non- David Lynch film. Or possibly, see how for a cerebral palsy-ridden teenager” make tipping customers, the sheer mass of far a girl will go for free alcohol; buy her about as much sense as “she’s a great nude stupidity seething through her pores makes shots of root beer schnapps and vermouth entertainer for a grandmother of 12,” yet for fucking great entertainment. “Watch!” and see if she’s willing to sacrifice her clubs still hold onto these dinosaurs like as Miss Forrest Gump does three dances stomach lining for complementary liquor. antique furniture. Plenty of businesses for the price of one because the customer Basically, if you plan on being a dick, do hype up poor products without remorse spilled his water and didn’t like the second it with class. (Starbucks, for instance, is pitching their song. “Listen!” as Miss Forrest Gump asks new instant coffee as an “on-the-go drink, questions such as “what’s ten percent of a anytime, anywhere,” yet I cannot recall the hundred?” (The answer is “fifteen bucks.”) last time I went hiking with a pitcher of a “Learn!” the integral differences between boiling water). Few of these businesses, the song about making it rain, the song however, appeal directly to my dick and about needing a daddy and the song about lack of social skills. I cannot remember the making it rain and needing a daddy. last time I got a hard-on over someone’s “great personality,” but I guess that’s a Miss Goodwill Oregon: Even though matter of taste. she makes two grand a week, this perpetually-homeless dancer dresses like Miss Community College of Oregon: an Alzheimer’s patient on acid, bums This chick somehow extracted a lifetime cigarettes and dates a guy who drives an of knowledge from the two years she spent ‘87 Dodge something. With no visible studying primary colors and basic math in drug habit, stories of debt or children in Tigard. Sure, you may have 12 years experience sight, one cannot help to wonder if Miss as a manager/bartender/DJ/customer/dealer, Goodwill is hoarding piles of ones behind but your experience is nothing in comparison the mothball-stained, homemade dresses to that of this 19-year-old veteran. This in her boyfriend’s closet, saving up for dancer will remind you that “those guys will Judgment Day or possibly a signed Tori start tipping if you turn up the rap music” Amos piano bench. Regardless, she’s e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m After finishing a rather successful revival of the Lebowski, complete with a bowling ball bras- flesh. Last but not least, Steely from the Boom Miss Ink ‘N’ Pink Contest back in June, I was siere. Keeley from the Dolphin Clubs stepped Boom Room hit the stage in a BMX-themed set contacted by the owner of the Dolphin Clubs up to the plate next with a Michael Jackson complete with trophies and even mock-crown- and the registered owner of the Miss Nude Or- tribute. One of the rather interesting moments ing herself as Miss Nude Oregon®. egon® Pageant, Dean MacBale. Dean had ac- backstage at the finals was when I caught onto After all this, I locked myself in the office quired the rights to the contest in 2003 after its the fact that the King of Pop appeared to have with The Dolphin II’s manager, Dan, and set original owner, Phil Yoder of the T&A Times, a lot of admirers in the dressing room. I had al- upon the task of calculating scores, which were had been arrested for alleged rape and sodomy ready seen a number of zombie strippers work- attributed to 50 percent of the judges score charges. Since then, the pageant had been hosted ing on vaguely familiar dance moves which led cards, 25 percent of audience response and 25 exclusively at the Dolphin Clubs. For the next me to get the contestants attention and ask the percent of votes (that supporters had purchased five years, the crown of MNO remained with the following, “How many of you are planning on for one dollar per vote). As we started to tally Dolphin. Following a slam piece by Willamette dancing to Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’?” Six the scores (minus the votes), a rather interest- Week entitled “Naked Favoritism,” it was no sur- hands went up. Keeley made a small adjustment ing predicament had arisen. I had run this con- prise that in a town such as this, the term “Miss to her play list, but later in the show a “Thriller” test legitimately, diligently and took great ef- Nude Dolphin” started circulating on the lips of throwdown was inevitable. The first group of fort to smash any possible accusations of a fix. the industry. Participation from other clubs had contenders was wrapped up by the wondrous But talent is talent, and numbers don’t lie. Out dropped off to nearly null existence. When Dean gravity-defying pole dancing of Pantera from of a possible 100 points, Athena of the Dolphin asked if I wanted to partner up and run the MNOP The Viewpoint. was on top with 75 points and nipping at her this year, I had to think carefully and cautiously. Part two of the show kicked off with Bea heels in second was Lacey from Spyce with 65 Sure, I would have the chance to put my own spin from Sassy’s Bar and Grill. She had a bus full points. I sat back in that office pondering the on a legendary event, but I would be taking on the of about 40 of Sassy’s most dedicated support- reactions we would be facing if we announced challenge of erasing the town’s impression that ers that would cheer her on during a tongue- that a Dolphin girl had won—until the votes the event was allegedly rigged. in-cheek Barbie set. Next up, the first of two came in. With Athena scoring 10 out of 25 pos- The first mission was to recover support from back-to-back Spyce girls, Renee busted out an sible points in the votes and Lacey bagging the industry as a whole. The beauty of an event old-school, B-Boy number by breaking down the full 25 points, the scales tipped in Lacey’s such as MNOP was that it is a time when our some serious dance moves. Her Spyce partner- favor as she captured the title over Athena as rather competitive family can all come together in-crime, Lacey, followed up as a drop-dead- first runner-up by a five point margin. In all and celebrate the best of our best, in a showcase sexy cop accompanied by two naughty crimi- the contests I have organized (there have been of competitive nudity. The plan was to run the nals. Gypsy from Lucky Devil took the stage plenty), I have never been so clueless in fore- contest in a series of eight rounds, consisting of next as she emerged from a gorgeous iridescent casting who was going to win. Pistolita from five preliminary qualifiers, two semi-finals and cape, completely nude. The second part of her set Sassy’s was second runner-up, followed by the final. Industry support of this new schematic would involve part one of our “Thriller” throw- Jackie, Bea, Pantera, Gypsy, Renee, Keeley was phenomenal, as all eight events were sold down, when Gypsy was joined by a clan of the and Veesha rounding off the Top 10. out within our first week of soliciting venues. undead. Jackie from Dante’s Sinferno took over I’d like to thank the venues, Spyce Gentle- Through five rounds of preliminaries, we col- with a hypnotic performance with her reptilian men’s Club, Stars Cabaret, The Boom Boom lected our top six girls from each event. We split costar. She was a definite crowd pleaser in the Room, The Viewpoint, Safari Showclub and of those semi-finalists into two groups of 15 that competition as she slithered across, above and course The Dolphin Clubs for providing the ideal would compete in each semi-final and follow- around the stage with a six-foot python wrapped settings for these events. Additional thanks go out ing that, we had our 14 finalists. There’s no way around her. to Hellion and Crazy Train for bringing the rock I can share all the amazing things that happened As the final portion of the show began, the and roll into MNO, to all of the Exotic team who before the finals with you on one page. It would anticipation was building to a fever. Part two of provided the backbone of my support staff, to take a small book to scratch the surface. But in the “Thriller” throwdown was upon us as Pis- my wife Amber for putting up with me hanging the paragraphs that follow, I will attempt to sum tolita from Sassy’s was carried onto the stage out with a new batch of 10 to 12 naked women up what took place at the Dolphin II on the Oc- in a coffin. The choreography in her set was so each week for two months, to the entire staff of tober 8th MNO final. on-the-money that it actually gave me goose D2 for being instrumental in the art of controlled Carnina of Club 1444 took the stage with her bumps. Next up, was returning champion, Miss chaos at the final and to my judges for keeping it flag toting military escorts as she paid tribute to Nude Oregon 2005, Athena of the Dolphin all legit and sometimes painfully real. But most this great country and the freedoms that we en- clubs. This girl not only drips sexuality, but her of all, I want to thank all the gorgeous women joy. Next up was Cassie from Safari Showclub skills as an artistic dancer are unrivaled. Top that stepped into the arena of fierce competition who performed a blacklight, finger-paint show that off with her actually air-brushing her own that was the Miss Nude Oregon Pageant®. The with the assistance of a completely nude pixie, naked body on stage, and you’ve got one hell of talent was all top-notch in beauty, style and per- painted pink from head to toe. Ling from Union a show my friends. Veesha of Stars Salem took formance. I was proud to be a part of this year’s Jacks busted out with one of the more obscure the stage with a very wet James Bond set and Miss Nude Oregon Pageant®, an honor I will numbers in her own interpretation of The Big an emperor scorpion crawling across her bare gladly accept again next year.
3 0 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m When Lacey took the stage at the first qualifying round of The Miss Nude Oregon Pageant®, we knew she would be a force to be reckoned with. This 19-year-old blonde bombshell stepped out looking like a young Farrah Fawcett (circa Charlie’s Angels) wearing a trench coat and not much else underneath. Her many followers and skills as the top-earner in the champagne room obviously didn’t hurt much either, as she took first place in the opening round. The road to winning the title was a long one. Lacey brought her A-game throughout the competition and became the youngest Miss Nude Oregon® to date. We caught up with her after the victory celebration to learn a little bit more about this up-and-coming entertainer. What does it mean to you to be the new MNO? It is totally awesome and means a lot. I have overcome a lot in my life and now I feel like I’m on top. In high school, I was considered chubby with a huge butt. I even had the nickname “odd-ass.” So, this is a sort of a “fuck you” to anyone who ever called me “odd-ass.” Being MNO is testament to finally being happy in my own skin. Have you worked at any other clubs in town? Yes, I started at Jody’s. I was the only blonde when I worked at DV8. In fact, I worked the day shift at Club 205. They told me I was not a nightshift girl and that I needed to join a gym. Funny, huh? What do you like about working at Spyce? Spyce has an amazing staff. They are super supportive, as they showed at the com- petition. I feel the club has respectful gentlemen and an awesome champagne room. I can actually enjoy my night. I don’t picture myself working anywhere else now. How did you come up with your routine to win the finals? The whole Spyce family brainstormed and came up with the cop/inmate idea. My co-workers and friends, Athena and Nikki, helped me by playing the roll of my jailbirds. One of the club owners, Matt, worked hard with us. He helped pick out our outfits and the music. Then, DJ Sugar helped us make the final Bad Boys/ Mrs. Officer mix, which was perfect for the style of dancing I like to do. Who did you feel were your biggest contenders in the contest? It’s hard to say. I wasn’t able to see all the competition before the finals because of the way the rounds were broken up. When it comes to dancing, my co-worker and competition, Rene, was a hard contender because she has actu- ally helped and taught me a lot. Bea beat me at the semi-finals, so I thought she had a great chance. At the finals, I was confident until I saw Athena perform. I have to say, she had me nervous. Do you think being a minor puts you at a disadvantage among the other girls? Being a minor actually helps me because I can’t be out on the floor if I’m not dancing. I have to be in the dressing room. If you want to talk to me, you have to pay for some time in the champagne room. Also, because I can’t drink, it is easier to keep my focus on the money. I don’t have to worry about being that drunken girl stumbling around on stage. I think men re- spect you more when you’re not drunk. What would you say are the pros and cons of being a stripper? The pay is awesome and it’s a great workout. Being able to eat when- ever and whatever I want. I love the freedom of the club environment. I can choose to party or kick back and relax. As for the cons, even though my family is happy for me and aware of what I do, I am the legal guardian and parent of my little sister who is six years younger than me. Since she lives with me, I feel that I may be setting a bad example. I do this to sup- port her. While I feel there is nothing wrong with it, I just want her to have different options. Also, now that I’m exposing myself to this extent in your magazine, I guess my fake ID may not work so well anymore. What are your future goals? Currently, I am in the process of moving. I plan on using my title to its fullest advantage and do lots of promotions like the Exotic Breast Cancer Benefit and an occasional Sinferno appearance. I really want to get a boob- job in the next year. The disadvantage to losing all the weight was losing the boobs too. After seeing my competition, I know I need to work on my pole tricks. I would love to do Playboy someday. I really want to go back to school and I have a future goal of being an actress.
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Wearing a Mario-themed in favor of ska-rap (opting against thrash- armband and an anime T-shirt, Prof. Zlex is punk or free-form jam). The band’s al- nothing more than an overgrown adolescent be- bums are enjoyable, but their live show fore he starts screaming in a fashion that would dwarfs anything duplicated on disc. In a have Satan shitting himself in fear. Whether Pill manner similar to Pigface, RTB seems to Brigade takes themselves seriously or are a self- record songs as a reference for what to parody is no debate to fans and close friends expand upon when playing live shows. (songs about Star Wars and cartoons rarely re- Many tracks (like “No Regrets”) evolve sult in Denver-area lunchroom shootings), but into superior and incomparable versions the average rivet head will no doubt react to of their original. Although RTB tends to fit Pill Brigade with simultaneous hesitation and the booking needs of a socially conscious infatuation. Tongue-in-cheek without being a hip-hop bill, their crowd appeal extends to gimmick, a good SAT-style comparison to Pill nearly every demographic (thus the com- Brigade’s approach to the darkwave genre(s) parison to 40 Ounces) and does so without would be Ween’s approach to the hippie-jam photo by Arian Stevens a single drop of ego or pretense (days be- genre(s). Their humble approach and lowbrow fore playing a show alongside Mic Cren- humor only accentuate the genuine talent and Raise the Bridges shaw, RTB hosted a text-invite backyard show entertainment value of Pill Brigade, whether If there are two things this world needs less complete with FreeBR). live or on disc. of, they are hip-hop fusion bands and artists that Raise the Bridges is currently in the record- Although Pill Brigade’s potential far exceeds sound like Sublime. That being said, Raise the ing process, preparing their third studio album that of 99 percent of similar-minded artists on Bridges seems a poor choice for review by a pre- (following a self-titled debut release and Fuel the goth/industrial/darkwave scene, the band’s sumptuous asshole like me. Formed as a result for Recreation, the band’s sophomore LP) and motto “progress with minimal effort” seems of jam sessions between a group of tight-knit just last month they finished up a supporting bill to be a blessing and a curse. Sure, a kid with friends and evolving into a nationally touring act with Portland’s own Grayskul. Far from obtain- expensive toys has managed to turn a Seattle- that regularly headlines shows (and when open- ing perfection in all areas, not only does the band area industrial band into, well, an established ing, does so for the likes of D12 and Potluck), lack an official dot-com, but their MySpace page Seattle-area industrial band (the distinction is Raise the Bridges is one of the least likely re- contains little information on the band, aside crucial), but that isn’t an excuse for a back cata- cipients for the “Shit, I Actually Like This Band” from upcoming dates and some kick-ass singles. logue of Kinko’s-packaged CD-Rs and public- award given monthly in this column. Much like However, chances are you already know some- ity that does not extend beyond back issues of Cage (see last month’s issue), RTB stands out in one in the band (or are living /fucking/working Exotic Underground. Pill Brigade knows this, an oversaturated genre due to a genuinely origi- with someone who does) so just pay attention to and has recently hit the studio to re-master the nal sound and properly directed talent. the mass texts and catch RTB next time they tear best of the back catalogue in a simultaneous I was originally introduced to RTB through the the roof off of a local venue. debut-and-greatest-hits LP appropriately titled socially-incestual MySpace or my ex-girlfriend’s Regurgitate, set for a December 10th release on neighbor’s friend’s band’s guitarist Johnny (who Pill Brigade One-Hour Pharmacy (1HRx) Records (home of is also Kevin Bacon’s second cousin) invited me Standing nearly seven feet tall and sporting rappers Acheron Flow, Wombstetcha the Mag- to my first RTB show. They were the opening yesterday’s clothes, long black hair and poor- nificent, K-Dizzy and DJs Castor Pollux and spot for some untalented reggae band in South- ly-applied guyliner, Prof. Zlex (frontman and HazMatt—a very unlikely home for a techno- west Portland—I expected very little. This was mastermind behind Pill Brigade) scares and industrial act). until RTB got about six seconds into their first entertains unsuspecting crowds from Seattle www.myspace.com/raisethebridges song, at which point the crowd (over thirty peo- to Scottsdale with his genre of “electroshit” (a www.pillbrigade.com ple on a Wednesday) drowned out singer/guitarist sound that resembles that of Robocop taking a Scotty’s vocals. It is one thing to spot the obvious constipated shit through a cheese grater that has roadie who knows the words to whatever song been hooked up to an effects processor—my he’s been paid to listen to for years in a row, but kind of music). it’s an entirely different feeling to witness a virtu- Hailing from slightly outside of Seattle and ally unknown act excite an already familiarized no more of a “band” in the same sense as NIN crowd of people (half of whom do not appear to or Marilyn Manson (Zlex writes and records the majority of the Pill Brigade catalogue with on- hire drummer Brrt and keyboardist Nate stand- ing by for live performances and occasional album contributions), Pill Brigade presents con- trolled chaos in the same vein of peers Syndica: Zero and Combichrist (with whom Pill Brigade shared the Halloween stage with last month). I’ve always had a problem with the unorganized and beatless genre of “noise” and I possess an equal amount of distaste toward the anal-sex- laced, leather-bound-electro-whatever of Leath- er Strip or Mission UK, yet the combination of both (Pill Brigade) seems to blend like cheap whiskey and spousal abuse. The coolest part about the band/act/show/
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This month, Jody and Sharai help us once again by dem- Frame 5 onstrating a Triangle Choke from the Closed Guard. Sharai continues pushing Jody’s right arm across her body, drives her hips into Jody’s armpit and brings her Frame 1 right leg over the back of Jody’s neck. Trapping Jody’s Sharai has Jody in her Closed Guard (legs wrapped right arm and further breaking Jody’s posture. around Jody’s waist with her feet locked) and, by grip- ping Jody’s hands at her wrists, establishes Double Wrist Frame 6 Control. Sharai grabs her own right shin with her left hand to control Jody’s head, pushes off Jody’s right hip with her Frame 2 left leg and turns her body slightly to her right. Jody rips her right hand from Sharai’s grip and cocks her arm back to fire a punch. As Jody frees her right Frame 7 hand, Sharai brings her left hand up to protect her face, Sharai locks her right foot under the back of her left unlocks her legs and braces her right foot on Jody’s left knee (forming a triangle with her legs) and presses her hip, all while maintaining her grip on Jody’s left wrist. heel to the mat.
Frame 3 Frame 8 Immediately after placing her right foot on Jody’s left To finish the Triangle Choke, Sharai squeezes her knees hip and before Jody initiates her punch, Sharai places together, turns her left foot out, crunches up into Jody her left foot on Jody’s right hip. This positioning allows and pulls her head down. Sharai to better control the distance between her and Jody. Big hugs to all of our sponsors! Please support our generous sponsors: Cathie’s Lingerie, Dave’s Frame 4 Killer Bread, Diego Images, Foster Fitness, Full-Blooded Fighter, Good Karma Productions, Last Empire, MuckChiller Inc., Noel Full- As Jody throws her punch, Sharai extends her hips to er Training and Warpath Boxing! increase the distance Jody’s fist needs to travel to smash her face. As Jody’s arm becomes extended and her pos- For a more detailed study of these techniques, contact Third Eye Jiu- ture collapses, Sharai meets the punch with her left hand. Jitsu at
e x o t i cA m a g a z i n e | x m5 a g . c o m 6 7 8 e x o t i c m a g a z i n e | x m a g . c o m You’ll never get sex this good again! men. Professors help students “study.” Doctors want to do a complete Let’s have some fun with a vivid discussion about the various types physical. Pilots want to help you join the Mile-High Club. You and a of sex that are often forgotten, yet they are the most enjoyable. I hope coworker put in extra fucking hours at work. The type of sex where you find an excuse that allows you to participate in at least one, if not someone could lose their job, license or go to jail. Sneaky sex is best all of these eXXXtra hot, exciting and exceptional sex encounters. when you’re in a public place, anticipating getting caught. In places No, I am not going to talk about positions—it’s more of a recipe. you shouldn’t be: cars, benches, an airplane, a booth in a coffee shop, Start with an emotional state of mind, combine that with a special a public bathroom, stacks in the library or in your office. Get out and circumstance and turn up the heat. The result is incredible sex. The have a little kinky, sneaky sex. following are some of my favorite sexual encounters that people have Just Got Back from Overseas Sex: This is for those soldiers (guys on rare occasions. You may giggle at the mere mention of these Top and girls) that have been off to war, not on vacation. Be sure to thank Ten Hottest Sexual Encounters. If you haven’t had the chance yet to them for putting their life on the line in service of their country. They’re experience these escapades, then get to work! extra horny with a mega-overdose of testosterone levels. They’ve sur- Break-up Sex: It’s the “gettin’ one ta go” theory. You fuck the shit out vived death and are ready to shoot a hot load. They’ll even pay for a of someone for the last time before you walk out the door forever. You good fuck because they must get laid now! want it to be so good that they never forget what they lost. So good, that Amsterdam (Red-Light) Sex: You got the dough—you got the ho. It whoever they get next will never replace your great fucking. The type of is the sex in brothels, whorehouses, a cheap hotel or even on the street. sex where you dick-them-down one last time for the road. Ladies, this Many men like it, mostly because there’s no commitment or next- can be when you break-up because you found out about another chick. day phone call. But, this is the shittiest sex for several reasons. Most You get your freak on hardcore and they are like: “Damn, that was fuck- importantly, the pussy ain’t never great pussy because it’s attached to ing hot! Why did I cheat again?” a lifeless body with no grip of passion or concern for your satisfac- Make-up Sex: Hours of foreplay and loads of kisses. Some people tion. This category of sex is barely worth mentioning. Sex is always, play music making it romantic. Make-up sex can be the best because always better when it’s free. you realize how connected you two truly are. Especially after a nasty Drunk Sex: This category contains some of my all-time favorite fight, fucking all night like two wild and horny animals, sweating and sex stories. This is when you wake up afraid to ask the question, “Did panting in passionate struggles, makes up for any heart damage. Don’t we?” You blink, open heavy talk about it, fuck about it. eyelids to discover yourself in Before Jail Sex: Done over and over, until the sun comes up. You the reflections of mirrors posi- know you won’t be getting any for a while because someone will be tioned around the bed. Condoms locked up. Some people fuck, non-stop, until minutes before they have sprawled everywhere—not to turn themselves in—I do mean, minutes. They get in trouble in the knowing how many times you jail parking lot. Go hard if you’re going to be locked up so that during did it. Discovering bruises, the hours of having sex with yourself while you’re doing time, you’ll scratches, and hickeys that at least have an awesome picture in your mind, keeping you busy and weren’t there at 10 p.m., when helping the imagination flow. you started. But damn, it must After Jail Sex: This is one of the most exciting sex themes. The have been good, right? rush is almost too damn much! Days, weeks, even years thinking of Payback Sex (That’s Right, sex, more sex, nothing but sex and you’re finally out. Sex that is wild, Bitch!): Paybacks are a real kinky, and plain-out freaking nasty. Hours and hours of pleasure to bitch. They get back at you and make up for all that time you were fantasizing about it. Ladies, get the fuck the shit out of your enemy ice-pack because you’re going to be sore. Gentlemen, buy the 12-pack or that ex you hate because you caught them cheating. The ex that box of condoms. Don’t go cheap on this one. pulled the “fuck another person for free” card. Since it’s payback for Moving Away Sex: Your madly in love and everything is perfect. your fucked-up, cheating ass, they hang you from the rafters and do Suddenly, you’re partner has to move the works. This results in extra-special positions and kinky favors they away. Perhaps they got a better job, got never would do for you under normal circumstances. That is the fun called up for the military or are on the and pleasure in payback sex. run from the law. It’s the last time you To my loyal readers, I thank you for taking the time to read my col- two will have sex, so make it one for the umn. Remember to email me ([email protected]) at anytime and record books. You have to really put the for any reason. I want to give a shout-out to a super Producer and DJ, smack-down sex on because you know Mr. Larry Bell of the Cabaret 2. If you wanna have a good time and that long-term, long-distance relation- hear some bomb cuts, go check him out. The ladies at Cabaret 2 are ships turn into situations where you hot too. Also, check out my YouTube channel at GspotSexTalk where can’t help but share your pussy or dick you can watch me read my “Sex Talk” articles. Click-in and dig-in! with someone else. So this is the get-on- I’ll be at Cabaret II on 11-10-09 releasing my single! Stop by! If you it-and-get-in-it sex, before it’s not yours are a dancer, enter the $1,000 contest! It’s the Smell the Money Party anymore. and you don’t wanna miss it! Here’s wishing all of you incredible sex Sneaky Sex: This category of sex is and bone-crushing pelvic thrusts. hot. The chase is always so much more fun than the conquest. Extremely popu- All good things, lar with married people, this is the type of sex where you may be cheating with an in-law. Young girls play with older
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