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BOLLYWOOD-BUZZ MOVIE-REVIEW Importance Coffee without flavour Arnab Ghosh (Sunil Grover) is a prime time journalist with a leading news channel. Thanks to his provocative and overpowering interviews, no politician agrees to appear on his show and he is soon demoted to an earlier slot. of being Unhappy with his demotion, Arnab plans to come back with a bang and that’s when a unique idea strikes him. He pitches a live interview with the country’s most dread- ed man, D to his editor Roy (Rajesh Sharma). While Roy ear- lier brushes it off as a stupid idea, after facing pressure from Salman the channel owners for their dropping ratings, agrees to go ahead with it. Helping Ghosh on this big story is Neha (Dipannita "Chillar Party", a children's film that Sharma) who is termed as the best ‘news writer’. She is shown to be a Lifestyle editor at the channel. was highly successful was produced by him Post making a few funny stories surrounding D’s person- al life that instantly go viral over social media, Ghosh gets a and the proceeds went to "Being Human". call for interview with the real man. Will Arnab be able to get D on a live interview and will he office hits, his personal life, particularly the sordid and return alive is what is left to see. disreputable part naturally got exposed to the people and Vishal Mishra’s Coffee With D supposedly landed in the media. His relationships with actresses are leg- problems with the real Don and had to postpone their endary. From Somy Ali, Sangeeta Bijlani to Aishwarya release. Although, after I watched this film, I wonder how D Rai, all have had relationships with him. With could even have had a problem with it. There is so much stu- Aishwarya Rai, of course, it was more passionate, one pidity in this film that may be how lightly they have taken which lasted for three-four years before Salman himself Don’s character, could have irked him. reported to have spoilt it. Arnab Ghosh’s character is inspired from former Times But then he moved on and fell for another young Now Editor-In-Chief, Arnab Goswami. While Sunil Grover beauty Katrina Kaif, who probably was helped by taps into the personality of the journalist quite aptly, its the comes across as one of the most disappointing Don ever. Salman in the tricky ways of . The rela- foolish representation that seems lame. The real Arnab Pankaj Tripathi does his part well. His comic timing is tionship, however, did not last; probably the age maybe dramatic but his intelligence is not a farce. One huge spot on in the film. difference came in the way. Salman is now problem with the script of this film is its poor representation Rajesh Sharma could have been well suited for the role of reported to be courting a Rumanian model. of media. The chief editor demoting a prime time anchor to an Editor to a Hindi news channel that sensationalizes news Apparently he cannot survive without female a cookery show is not only hard to believe but next to impos- than in this case. His dialogue delivery as the boss who companionship. Beefy with a handsome visage sible. What’s even funny is that after he gets demoted, we see blurts out things like ‘Grab him by his b*lls’ looks uncom- and great financial success in films, ambitious his credit cards becoming invalid for use in the next scene. fortable. women naturally throw themselves at him. At 51 The so called edit meeting looks like a freak show or a Dipannita Sharma and Anjana Sukhani hardly make any Proloy Bagchi he, after all, is still the most eligible bachelor in school classroom with the journalists being thrown out for impact with their roles. the industry. pitching bad story ideas. Dipannita Sharma’s character is a Vishal Mishra’a Coffee With D is flawed on a lot of levels. Recently the media was awash with the news of Regardless of his turbulent love-life he has been a classic case of stereotyping women journalists covering , the action hero of Bollywood. He celebrat- Apart from the script, there is also a major issue with the great success in his profession. His films have earned lifestyle beats as bimbos. It’s pathetic to see how women way the film has been shot. The locations choices are quite ed the 51st birthday and, curiously, it was quite widely him money and fame worldwide. The Indian Diaspora in journalists are portrayed in cinema. Every scene with reported, much more than of any other star. Though not below average and especially the whole TV channel and stu- all the continents -- whether in the US, Canada or the Dipannita’s character is laden with sexual innuendos. It’s as dio set up looks terrible. Successful channels have swanky known for proficiency, he is immensely popular for lim- Caribbean or the UK or Africa or Australia and New if the writers cannot imagine a woman reaching a high posi- studios, this one looked like it is a dingy parking lot turned ited number of films he features in every year. One of the Zealand - lap up his films irrespective of their being tion, without compromising to her boss. into a studio. three Khans of the Hindi movie scene, he leaves the other good, bad or indifferent. He, reportedly, has now Coming to the main angle of the story, the ‘Coffee with D’ two, Shahrukh Khan and Amir Khan, miles behind. stopped asking for fees for his films. Instead, he takes a The family scenes, featuring Sunil Grover and Anjana concept is portrayed foolishly. Jokes such as D’s right hand Sukhani seem highly disconnected from the rest of the story Though the latter two are actors of substance they cut from the profits - which he believes are assured. not having enough balance on his phone are expected to somehow don't click with the masses in the way Salman As somebody has said every life is a pile of good things and a lot of them are even unnecessary. It seems there have make you laugh. Also, how conveniently we see the channel been some big time loopholes in the editing in this case. does. While Shahrukh does romantic movies, Amir pro- and bad, Salman too has a pretty bright streak of good- manufacturing stories that are actually fake to grab D’s duces and acts in films that have a social message. ness in him. Despite all his maneuvers, sometimes more Songs are introduced randomly and form as a big distrac- attention. Salman's movies, on the other hand, are different-- he is unethical than ethical, to get out of the inconvenient sit- tion in most cases because the music is not appealing. Thanks to the censor board, a lot of dialogues in the film not only an action hero, his dance moves are also raved uations he is considered by many to be a good and com- The dubbing for many scenes has not been done proper- are muted, which breaks the link in most scenes. about by the masses, mostly belonging to underclasses. passionate human being. He contributes to charities and ly and hence the audio and video do not blend. Curiously, the two more Khans in the industry - Irrfan runs a non-governmental organisation by the name Overall a weak script pulls this film down miserably. Background score for most scenes is atrocious. Khan and - are not considered good enough "Being Human" which sells T shirts and other merchan- Sunil Grover is better known for his comic act on the tel- One particular scene where Dipannita Sharma is seen to come anywhere near the Khan triumvirate who seem dise, proceeds of which are given away for welfare of the evision show, . The comedian is stripping, is forcefully added as a commercial element but to be peerless; so much so that unless a new-comer under-privileged and the dispossessed. He had once seen playing the lead here and well, he surely lacks the could have easily been chopped off. female actress has done at least one movie with each one offered to pay around Rs. 4 million (about $60000) for potential to be one. He is likable only in parts and after a Mishra’s Coffee With D is basically a failure in all major of them, she wouldn't be reckoned to have come of age in prisoners who had no money to foot the legal fees for point, his mimicry of Arnab turns irritating. departments. Coffee With D is strictly avoidable. Don’t waste Bollywood. release from several jails in UP. Zakir Hussain plays the character of D. He is an actor your money on this one! Salman's appeal among the under-classes, called Launching his own film production unit he decided to with great potential but the script fails him and he probably Courtesy : https://www.koimoi.com "tapories" in Mumbai colloquial, is unquestionable and donate all the proceeds of the films to "Being Human" they are the movie-goers in largest numbers keeping the which, as usual, was supposed to be distributed among cash registers of the movie halls ringing. His last movie the under-privileged and the needy. "Chillar Party", a SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY Sultan - a story of a wrestler - is reported to have broken children's film that was highly successful was produced all box-office records. It did business of a phenomenal Rs by him and the proceeds went to "Being Human". 300 crores (approximately $50 million) when the film While his films are big successes owing to his popular- cost only Rs 90 crore ($1.4 million-odd). His pickings per ity among the under-privileged, he doesn't just take away annum are probably highest among professionals. As their money; he also gives them back by way of his char- recently reported, his annual income in 2016 was Rs. 270 ities quite selflessly. Quite surprisingly his charitable UseAshok Kumar Vermaof Mobileor the process. Although the remote Devicestems by mobile devices is typically crores (around $42 million), way above all his peers, works are not very well known among the people and access is still via browser, in most cases achieved via a web browser or an app. There is a lot of research work including the other two Khans of the triumvirate and that is perhaps why the stuck up of the upper crust some- this access is more full-featured than There is a debate over which method pro- going on in different field of Instru- even that old thespian Amitabh Bacchhan with perhaps how cannot put up with him. To that extent, regardless of with a simple HMI, allowing remote vides better access, but in both cases the mentation Engineering and some the longest run in Hindi films. his flamboyance he is apparently somewhat shy of pub- users to view more information in a wider access must be optimized for the smaller is under process like in the fields Riding on mass popularity and having acted in box licity. (INFA) screens found on remote devices as com- of process control, control system variety of formats. SCADA server-brows- pared to PCs. , biomedical , Industrial Automa- er access also usually provides two-way Apps are designed specifically for TRAVELOGUE tion etc. The latest trends in indus- access, allowing for remote adjustments smartphones and other handheld trial Automation is that and corrections. devices, so screens are generally *Any machine can be START /STOP Many SCADA software packages also designed correctly. But care must be tak- by only a single click from your smart allow server to smart phone app remote en when designing browser-based Leh phones? access. As with SCADA server-browser remote access from SCADA servers, as *How mobile is used to control the access, remote users have full-featured information must be presented in a for- machines ? two-way access. But, mobile phone app mat consistent with the hardware limita- *How industries can control the access can provide other advantages, tions of the platform. Splendor and Grandeur process using smart phones with SCADA namely easier and faster loading of the Smart phones talking to SCADA could technology? remote application, and faster response resemblance to each other. raise security issues that will grow more Supervisory Control And Data Acqui- to and from the SCADA system. Gigantic idols of Buddha in glo- complex with the developing trend sition (SCADA) systems are evolving so Modern SCADA systems generally pro- rious gold enveloped in thick clouds of smoke emerging from the scented incense sticks craft an aura of euphoria. One feels spiritually soaked. A long spell of meditation gets you closer to your inner self, sets you in a self discovery mode and lets your spirit free. Sangam Point… a spectacu- lar sight where you witness the confluence of two diverse Rivers The Indus and The Zanskar. There is a make shift restaurant from where you can grab a bowl of masala Maggie, sit on the pavement and just watch the Anita Raina and Machine. There are Bullets and Harleys mighty waters flow while your imagination leaving trails of life changing experiences runs riot. eh is one of those destinations the riders encounter while they surmount which has always managed to the rough and rugged. The Glorious Indian Leh is a shopper's paradise too. Sou- Lintrigue the traveler in me. There is army has a strong presence all through but venirs like fridge magnets, water bottles, a rustic charm about the topography here. what comes to your rescue here is the aro- prayer wheels and flags, T-shits (can be cus- Stretches of virgin roads romancing the matic Kehwa (A very popular hot beverage tomized) and various other knickknacks are potent Himalayas make you marvel at the infused with strands of saffron) which they ideal for gifting purposes and markets are extent of exuberance the place has to offer. serve to help combat the shivers down your flooded with them. Your shopping experi- The calmness and stability the Indus spine not because of fear but due to the chill known as "view anywhere strategy" - ence will most definitely be incomplete if rapidly that many operators are having brings, compliments the barren and harsh in the air. trouble keeping up with the growing soft- remote access to SCADA systems from you don't invest in a piece of royalty and ele- This access is deserts. It is the ultimate balancing act A completely contrasting destination is ware and its applications. One huge area computers, smart phones, and tablets. gance- A Pashmina Shawl or Stole. The nature can possibly portray. Leh has the the serene and pristine Shanti Stupa. An all of rapid growth within the SCADA indus- View anywhere strategies are here to coveted ability of bringing out ostentation white monument, manages to bring a calm- quality and price is truly genuine. And what try includes remote automation with often only one-way, stay, and it's great for people that are sep- out of monotony. ing effect on you which is imperative con- you must also add to your collection is intri- smart phone applications. arated by distance from facilities. Now, it With my personal experience, Leh is best sidering the fact that Leh can drain you off cately designed and crafted silver jewelry, SCADA applications now not only allowing remote is not quite robust enough to be consid- travelled on bikes. It is actually fascinating your energy and leave you exhausted. One few strands of pearls and vibrant gem ered a primary technology, so it's an add- to see the way bikers are equipped to with- feels liberated and devoid of all negativity monitor and help control equipment and stones. processes, but also provide a huge range users to view on to the existing SCADA System. View stand the adversities of weather and the and acrimony here. anywhere technology is a definite growth Since travelers from across the globe vis- of information regarding machine and extremely challenging terrain. Nothing can Then there is Druk White Lotus School area for many Integrators. match up with the adrenaline rush one expe- popularly known as Rancho School after it it Leh, so one can find an array of dining plant operations. Recently, SCADA sys- information, Whether remotely obtaining infor- riences while hitting the road and letting the featured in the most inspirational movie the options here. On one hand there are high- tems have provided remote access to mation using networking protocols or breeze purify your body and soul .The mav- Hindi film industry has possibly ever pro- end restaurants making you experience the users in many ways. but not to make erick bikers with their stylish biker's gear duced-Three Idiots. The school is particu- enabling more authorized users to access most exotic gourmet delights and on the SCADA Remote Access Options and aviators add a hint of glamour and flam- larly popular among kids for reasons obvi- the SCADA system from their smart other hand there are road side vendors serv- A typical, older method of gaining changes. boyance to an already attractive destination. ous. There is the famous Pee wall which has SCADA remote access has been the use phone - more and more manufacturers ing the most delicious street food. Local There are numerous places to visit. Pan- got the posteriors of the three protagonists of Human Machine Interfaces (HMIs).At are benefiting from the remote access Gong Tso (Tso Means Lake) where the beau- from the film painted on a huge brick wall Ladakhi cuisine is very popular and the dish vide server-thin client remote access, their most basic, panel-mounted HMIs capabilities of their SCADA solutions. ty of blues merging seamlessly into various and offers a great photo booth to capture which tops the popularity charts is steam- allowing any type of PC or other similar with built-in web server capabilities pro- In the majority of cases, remote access shades of greens will leave you spellbound. pictures straight from the sets of a Bolly- ing hot Dumplings (referred to as MOMOS). device to remotely access the main SCADA The beautiful tents pitched right on its bank vide some limited degree of remote system. This type of access is often virtual- has increased flexibility, improved over- wood Blockbuster. Momos are served with a fiery red sauce give a postcard view of the lake .The quin- The Influx of tourists to a great extent access via a web browser. This access is ly identical to local SCADA system access, all efficiency, and reduced operating which cuts though the cold in your body and tessential bonfire and impromptu guitar can also be credited to the presence of vari- often only one-way, allowing remote providing a full range of features, albeit at costs. Less staff is required to operate is accompanied by a clear soup which is users to view information, but not to strumming make the entire experience ous Monasteries which impart a unique fla- a higher cost than browser or app access. plants, plant managers can make exquisite. vor and beauty to Leh. Hemis Monastery nothing short of comfort food. make changes. SCADA and Mobile Devices informed decisions to improve produc- The iconic Khardungla pass (The high- and Thiksay Monastery are the most promi- A journey… that springs hope and opti- Another way to access the SCADA is Now, authorized users can remotely tivity, and workers don't need to drive to est motor able pass in the world) which is nent ones which give you a sense that they mism; brings stability and tranquility. Leh server-browser access, but this time via access data using a variety of devices the ultimate dream destination of a biker are there to guard the vicinity and ward off ……. A land which needs to be traveled yet local SCADA software, generally running including PCs, iPads, tablets, and smart distant locations to retrieve data. will transport you into a world of The Man the evil. All the monasteries have a striking again...to explore, experience and breathe. on a PC installed locally at the machine phones. Remote access to SCADA sys- (The author is Lecturer I&C Deptt Govt Polytechnic Jammu)