Narrated by Khristine Hvam This is the box, Ed. Inside is everything.

Two bottle caps, a movie ticket from Greta in the Wild, a note from you, a box of matches, your protractor, Joan’s book, the stolen sugar, a toy truck, those ugly earrings, a comb from the motel, and the rest of it.

This is it, Ed.

The whole story of why we broke up.

Daniel Handler has written novels for grown-ups under his own name, including The Basic Eight, Watch Your Mouth, and Adverbs, and several books for younger readers under the name Lemony Snicket, such as those in A Series of Unfortunate Events and 13 Words. He was dumped at least three times in high school.

Khristine Hvam studied acting for the theater and film. You can hear her in Pokémon, WOW, various television and radio commercials, and most notably in over 70 audiobook titles. Khristine earned her first Audie® nomination in 2010 for the book Skinwalker.

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