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Unabridged Tel: 1-800-621-0182 Sound Library® Is an Imprint of Audiogo Narrated by Khristine Hvam This is the box, Ed. Inside is everything. Two bottle caps, a movie ticket from Greta in the Wild, a note from you, a box of matches, your protractor, Joan’s book, the stolen sugar, a toy truck, those ugly earrings, a comb from the motel, and the rest of it. This is it, Ed. The whole story of why we broke up. Daniel Handler has written novels for grown-ups under his own name, including The Basic Eight, Watch Your Mouth, and Adverbs, and several books for younger readers under the name Lemony Snicket, such as those in A Series of Unfortunate Events and 13 Words. He was dumped at least three times in high school. Khristine Hvam studied acting for the theater and film. You can hear her in Pokémon, WOW, various television and radio commercials, and most notably in over 70 audiobook titles. Khristine earned her first Audie® nomination in 2010 for the book Skinwalker. Playing time: 6 hrs 39 min Copyright © 2011 by Daniel Handler. All rights reserved. In accordance with the US Copyright Act of 1976, the duplicating, uploading, and electronic sharing of any part of this audiobook without the permission of the publisher is unlawful piracy and theft of the author’s intellectual property. If you would like to use material from the book (other than for review purposes), prior written permission must be obtained by contacting the publisher at [email protected]. Thank you for your support of the author’s rights. Copyright P 2011 by Hachette Audio. All rights reserved. Any unauthorized broadcasting, public performance, copying or re-recording of such recordings in any manner whatsoever, will constitute an infringement of such copyright. ACTUAL SIZE Cover Art © Maira Kalman. Cover Design by Gail Doobinin. 42 Whitecap Drive North Kingstown, RI 02852-7445 Unabridged Tel: 1-800-621-0182 Sound Library® is an imprint of AudioGO. SOUND PLY [email protected] LIBRARY® is a registered service mark of Chivers www.audiogo.com North America, Inc./AudioGO. 2562 15926 THE ALL-IN-ONE AUDIOBOOK WWW.PLAYAWAY.COM All rights reserved. Designed in Ohio. Made in China. PLAYAWAY® and associated logos are registered trademarks of Findaway World, LLC. 31999 Aurora Road, Solon, OH 44139 USA.
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