University of Central Florida STARS

Central Florida Future University Archives

2-18-1988

Central Florida Future, Vol. 20 No. 43, February 18, 1988

Part of the Mass Communication Commons, Organizational Communication Commons, Publishing Commons, and the Social Influence and oliticalP Communication Commons Find similar works at: https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture University of Central Florida Libraries http://library.ucf.edu

This Newsletter is brought to you for free and open access by the University Archives at STARS. It has been accepted for inclusion in Central Florida Future by an authorized administrator of STARS. For more information, please contact [email protected].

Recommended Citation "Central Florida Future, Vol. 20 No. 43, February 18, 1988" (1988). Central Florida Future. 833. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture/833 Ii CF. LlB _ · ~CHI he Central Florida Future e 1988 lhe Central Florida Future • Volume 20, Number 43 University of Central Florida/Orlando Thursday, February 18, 1988 • Reid working to keep promises Arts a~1d would like a Select-A-Seat here on campus," he said. by Doris Pfister Sciences se·n. The next platform was to improve public relations CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Tom Joseph on campus and with the commtinity. said,. "There's Reid said he would like to see more public service • no doubt he announcements promoting UCF aired on local televi­ Campaign promises are easily made, but have (Reid) is work­ sion. Student Government 'president Roy Reid and Vice ing hard for the Reid has since worked to develop public broad­ president J.J. Mandato kept to their election plat- student union. casts for television. A video has been produced to be forms? That's his placed in high schools to promote UCF. Analysis of the promises the two made.a year ago main priority Mandato also noted that.SG has put out several shows significant progress in some areas - like a and he's really student discount cards, reducing the cost of various student union - and little progress in others - like trying to get items in the community. a Select-A-Seat outlet on campus. the funding we Concerning his next campaign platform ofimprov­ Reid's main election platform concerned the much need." ing students representation on the university and • talked-about Student Union. Under Reid's admini- -The candi­ state level, Reid said: "We've been in contact with stration a building plan for the union has been sub- dates' second state legislators trying to familiarize them with mitted to the Board of Regents. campaign plat- UCF." For the past two years SG presidents have been form con- Roy Reid "We.have shown them around the cam.pus and told involved with the student union planning committee. cemed finding an outside source of funding for SG. them about our needs, but we can't be too pushy." A stu.dy was performed in the summer of 1986 to Currently Student Government is funded through Reid will work with the a vice-chairman from the evaluate student unions on various college cam- the activity and service fee charged to students in state in the next two months and will lobby for puses. their tuition. funding for the financial aid cause to prevent a The problem with the union is finding adequate A Select-A-Seat outlet was one idea to get this tuition increase. funding. About $2.3 million has been allocated funding. But that idea is far from materializing. The development·of a business manag.er position th.rough the Capital Improvemerit Trust Fund. Reid said, "SG is still pursuing the idea of the in SG is another goal.Reid and Mandato have been However, the cost of building and furnishing the Select-A-Seat outlet at the Kiosk, but many problems working for. union will run approximately $11 million. must be addressed." The business manager_ would monitor spending The CITF will not allocate funding a~:i: _1 until One of these problems includes what community and handle the payroll position. - 1991; therefo~e, Reid's main objective hao oeen trying the Kiosk would serve. There must be public access to Mandato explained that the committee is coming to get alternate funding. the outlet, and it cannot solely serve the college to a recommendation and the position should be filled Last week Reid and Executive Advisor Denver community. next month. . Stutler addressed the Central Florida Delegation of Another problem includes the aspect of crowd Reid said the business manager position would } . state senators and representatives. control. "What happens if there is a popular concert · streamline the financial offices. The topic -of their speech was asking for help in and we get swamped? We can't handle that kind of Reid and Mandato's next goal was to promote the - finding an:otherme~s offunding the studen~ union. dem~d," added Reid. complete college experience. Reid and Stutler plan to distribute a petj.tion and · Mandato- explained that a study was done to see Reid explains, "The student union has a lot to do hope to receive 5,000 signatures supporting the _ how inu~h desi1r.e there was for su'.ch an outlet at the with this goal. With a union the students will feel a union. Kiosk. .more college-like atmosphere. The union would give ·This petition will then be given to the delegation at "The response was overwhelming. The desi.re is their next meeting, slated for Feb. 23. immense; 100 percent of the students surveyed SEE REID PAGE 4

brary. concerned with the person­ Also, the Financial Aid Of­ not the grades or financial fice has put out a brochure, "A background. Guide to Financial Aid and Also, many private organi­ Thirty to 40 percent of the Scholarships." zations offer scholarships. For scholarships offered at UCF go Shaffner says that all stu­ example, the Rotary Club of­ unused, said financial aid dents should pick up a copy to fers scholarships to the chil­ ev:aluator Will Shaffner. · help make their search easier. dren of its members. Many He said that all scholar­ It gives information on U.C.F. companies offer scholarships ships are advertised in the scholarships as well as help on to their employees. school paper and are posted in finding a general scholarship. Some of the best ar.e Burger the departments they fall Shaffner also points out the King, Winn Dixie, and Wal­ · under if possible. However, non-academic and non-need Mart. Also, the employer may Shaffner thinks that many based scholarships that are offer a scholarship for the students do not see them. from various organizations employee's dependents. Therefore, many students such as Veterans _of Foreign "If the student is willing to use costly services to find Wars and the Scottish-Ameri­ put time in to dig and find a scholarships. These services can Society. For these types of way to tie themselves in with can cost anywhere from $15 to scliolarships, one ·merely an organization, then they $BO. Instead of paying these needs the correct back-ground. should find a scholarship." services, Shaffner recom­ F.or the Scottish-Americ_an Shaffner said. "IfI would have mends that students go to the Society, one only has to prove known about the scholarships, Financial Aid Office and the that one is part Scottish. Most I would not have needed to reference section of the Ii- of these foundations · are only take out loans." SPORTS CONFETTI .. NEWS CLIPS 3 • The Knights drop the • Scott Broden investi- OPINION .8 University of Florida 2-0 in gates Drugs on our baseball Tuesday. Plus, campus. Something Dif- COMICS 9 the men's basketball ferent looks at the col- team gears up for lege career. Plus, a re- CLASSIFIED 10 crosstown rival Rollins view on Wes Craven's •. College. new film. SPORTS 12 2, The Central Florida Future, February 18, 1988

•

•

•

•

jl

•

•

•

r------~------, "Yes, as a UCF student; I support Student Government's,efforts to make : • the Student Union a priority and seek state funding for the b1:Jilding." : - I I I ~. SIGNATURE SOCIAL SECURITY # : I 1 Please return this form to the Student Government ·1 • • reception desk. Room SC 155 by February 22.nd, .1988. 1 ~ ~ I 1 .. ~%.,,,"orce"\t~~ G Students S erving• S tu d ents A"".!::r:<..:r- I L--~------~

• •

•~All LAB nar encompassing several Saver Sundays. welcome. The cost of the tour The writers series is spon­ The UCF Jazz Lab will be marketing-related topics and Four-three hour sessions is $926 per person and in­ sored by The Orlando Sentinel appearing at Doc Tommy's a presentation by George Gal­ will be conducted by CPR for cludes round-trip airfare and and UCF. Tavern and Townsend's Plan­ lup of Gallup Polls, has been Citizens. You can still catch accomodations at the Century tation every Wednesday in slated for Monday, April 4th at the Feb.21 session at the Civic Paramount hotel. • RENOWNED PIANIST Febuary from 8:30 to 11 :30 the Olando Airport Marriott. Center on International· drve There is a March 15 reser­ Internationally _renowned p.m.. The proceeds will go to For the first time ever, the in South Orlando downtown vation deadline. for additional pianist Seymour Bernstein, finance tour expenses for their local chapters of the American froml 0to1 p.m. and 2 to 5 p.m. information call the UCF Col­ who has earned additional upcomong appearance at the Advertising Federation, Ad There is no limit for enrolle­ lege of Extended Studies at fame as a teacher, will be at Montreux jazz Festival. The Club 2, American Marketing ment but those with little or no 275-2123. UCF Feb. 27 to present a lec­ • group, under the direction of Association, American Women CPR training are encouraged ture-demonstration and con­ John Whitney, plans a 15-day in Radio & Television, Direct to attend these free sessions. • WRITERS SERIES duct a master class with stu­ European tour, with addi­ Marketing ~sociation, Flor­ Pre-registration is re­ Grace Paley, who has been dents. tional performances at the ida Public Relations· Associa­ quired. Babysitting services called "a wonderful writer and Piano teachers and their North Sea Festival in Holland tion, International Associa­ will not be provided. Call 679- troublemaker," is the sixth students in particwar are in­ and the Grand Parade Du Jazz tion of Business Communica­ 4CPR to register or for addi­ and final author in this year's. vited to attend the Saturday in Nice, France. Admission is tors, and Public Relations So­ tional information. World Writers Series pre­ sessions, which begin at 10 • $5. ciety of America have pooled sented at the UCF. a.m. inm the UCF music re­ their resources to create a • BROADWAYTOUR Paley, whose works have hearsal hall. • 25th ANNIVERSARY professional develpment semi­ Imagine watching Broad­ ·been described as "vivid ex­ There will be an $8 registra­ UCF is recognizing its 25th nar. way and off-Broadway plays, amples 20th century local tion fee for the general public Anniversary (from the date of Money raised from , the meeting leading actors and color" which "celebrate the an

ORIENTATION TEAM 1988 ·SELECTION O.rganizcitional Meeting Times:

Must attend ONE Of the fol.lowing m.eetings

Feb. 22 10:00 a.m.. SCA Requirements: (At the time of applicatiot1.) 2:00 p.m. SCA . 1 . Good academic standing with the University (2. OJ Feb. 23 3:00 p.m. SCA 2. Nine ·completed credit hours atUCF • • Applications will be handed 3. A letter of recommendation out during each meeting • •

Direct any questions to SC 198 Ext. 2117

PAC is funded through the Activities and Services Fees, as allocated by fhe Student ~overnment of the University of Central Florida. 4, The Central Florida Future, February 18, 1988

The problem, however, is the apathy stu­ REID dents have. Senator Suzanne Loflin said, "We FROM PAGE 1 are trying to reach out to students, but they just don't care." One reason is due to the fact that a large them a non-academic place to 'hang out' and it portion of UCF is made up of commuter stu­ would be a place to call their own." dents who just don't have an interest in the Classes Starting Mandato said, "The complete college experi­ student government. ence involves students. Roy and I have kept Mandato said, "There has been less apathy ~~-+I. February 28, 1988 students involved in everything." this year than ever before. I feel student are "I don't feel as though I am a very bureau­ really starting to see that we are here for them cratic, detailed, technical person. My main goal and that we want to help them. ". KllPLllN Call Days, Evenings, is doing things for the students. That's the main "We are trying to make every senator the EDUCATIONAL Weekends idea behind 'Students Serving Students' and I best person he or she can possibly be. SG lets CENTER truly believe in that," said Mandato. them reach their potential, and helps them help I Reid also plans to develop a better clubs and other students." 678-8400 organization booklet to give out at Orientation. One way SG has been trying to promote the TEST PREPARATION SPECIALISTS SINCE 1938 As a member of the 0-team, Reid would like to open door policy is ·by printing the "SG Profile." improve the booklet to get students more in­ Public relations representative Patty Pines 1------'------"------volved with the various activities available. was in charge of this idea. The ads tell who does Reid's last campaign platform involved an what in the student government so students "open door policy." ,.. know who they can go to if they have a problem. "If we're (Reid and Mandato) elected, we'll be Reid concluded by saying, " I'm not a lame elected as the voice of the students," Reid said. duck by any means. It's not like rm coasting "To do this we must be available for students to until my term runs out in April. talk to." Mandato agrees, ''There's still a lot to do This quote was printed last March, and Reid before we have to leave. I really wish we had has the same attitude now. another year to develop the senate and continue "I've never turned anyone away," said Reid. helping students." Executive.Services Equipped with Desktop Publishing, computer graphics, a laser printer, and Why Not . ~ These Alternatives~ a scanner, we give your manuals, engineering applications, overheads, graphics, thesis papers and term . C$s~) papers the professional touch. ~­ • 249-1263 MINERAL ·WATER- UGIHrn!· Special Discount Rates For Students.

• Student Government's •

T • TYPING ROOM • That's right. Student Government provides you with • STUDENTS free use of typewriters so you SERVING can drum up great looking STUDENTS homework. Typewriters are loc ate d in the Stude nt Gov e rn- • . ment Off ices and are open from 9 AM - 11 .PM, Monday - Thurs­ • day, 9 AM - 9 PM Friday & 5 PM 11 PM Sunday. March right down and take advantage of your Student Government Serv- "·

•.

•

•

• The Central Florida Future, February 18, 1988, 5 r------~------, I SAVE 20% I SDI "As far as funding, there has United States, because with I On complete pairs of contact lenses or eyeglasses I FROM PAGE 1 been some talk in engineering the advent of these chips, . I and visual examinations at I that we are funded for too computers can made to func­ much money, but they forget tion thousands of times faster I 20120 EYECARE CENTER I This was seconded by Dr. that out of that $1.5 million we and would enable the ordinary I Present this coupon and Student I David Hagen, an assistant have to pay salaries and rent," personal computer to fit in a I I.D. when your order I professor of physics working at said Hagen: . wristwatch, according to Sci­ I is placed. I CREOL. He estimates that. These ultra fast switches ence magazine. UCF has received $1.5 million could perhaps be used for a This is impressive talk from • I Eye Exams I in SDI money. revolutionary application: re­ a department that just a short I on the premesis I He related an application placing present-day electrical time ago didn't even exist. Jeff I by an independent I that could be made with re­ computers with optical com­ Odhner said that Dr. Ronald L. • I ' Optometrist. I search being conducted at puters. Phillips, professor of electrical Not Valid With ~ther Offers. - CREOL. · Someday optical computers engineering, started it all. I Expires 2127188 I "Someone could zap a pilot could form the bas:ls for a 'He went to the state-the I 411 S. Semoran Blvd. (Near X-Tra) • 679-1010- I in the eyes with a laser. They faster, smaller computers that Governor and the heads of L look through cameras most of use pulses of light instead of Florida's industry- and they the time, and~a laser could electrical impuls~s. all went to Washington and ------~ enter it or a look-ahead radar "We're different from an asked for money. The result · and knock them out," said AT&T, that wants to build the was UCF became the center PRESENTING THE NEW SISTERS OF Hagen. machine out of existing mate­ for electro-optics in all of Flor­ "The pulse could be so fast rials, because we are trying ida," said Odhner. and small that. an electrical new approaches. Most materi­ According to Odhner, three switch, controlling a shutter-. als today are too slow or take moving vans were needed to that could perhaps block it out­ too much power," said Hagen. move all the electronic equip­ wouldn't be fast enough. But "We could also be at the ment that CREOL uses from we have made a device which breakthrough point for super­ tl)e CEBA building to the new Lisa Bert Vicki Kennedy can. switch off in a 10 mil­ conductors." labs 'in research park. With Jeannie Bradley Jamie Keyser lionths of a millionth of a sec­ The superconductor race is Kelly Broughton Carmine Mandato ond," said Hagen. on in both Japan and the SEE SDI PAGE 6 • Mary Sue Cameron Lissy Marin Erin Carpenter Christine Meyers · Erica Cheeks Stacia Murphy Tara Cockerham Ronda Perkins Jennifer Coleman Kara Ribar. Andrea Cooke Darlene Ryan Jarnie ·Cox Mary Sabol Robin Doyle Michele Scroth Karen Endsley Carla Summa Britney Foy Chris Summa Melanie Fritz Vicky Thompson· rr Beth Glasbrenner Chris Toutikan Grainne Gormley Patsi Uhrig Linda Grant Laurel Usher D'Ann Haynes Lisa Vega Christey Hernandez Beth Waldrop Tracey Hunt Kim Weyland Michelle Kemp Cori Yapkowitz WATCH US NOW!

STUDENT GOVERNMENT

Naine: Roy W. Reid Cabinet Position: Student Body President Major: Business Administration Senior • Class Status: Office Num·ber: 275-2191 - What are the needs or concerns of the Student Body? As a commuter campus, the University of Central Florida is very unique, just like the needs of its students. The major need at UCF is something to care about. Students need to have something to rally around outside of their classroom experience. This would give the students a .sense of pride in everything they do. I believe that the lack of a Student Union · is a major contributor to theJack of a social athmosphere. The Union Building would act as a focal point where students could meet, interact and distribute information on events. I honestly hope that by the end o~ my term I will be ablell to_have us one step closer to building such a complex. What are the responsibilities of your po~ition ? The Prsident acts as the Chief Executive Officer for the Activity And Service Fee and all of its accounts. Also, the office entails being the representative of the student body on many committees. __.,. ,-~ · · ., ~

. ~ ' Student Government .. ~ Students Serving Students. ' : :.~,;::-

• 6, The Central Florida Future, February 18, 1988

SDI T~e CLAST ... will you pass? r------, FROM PAGES :ra IBt ~~~rnu~~~~~ ~mm~ EB : Get help with I 11490 E. COLONIAL DR.• UNION PARK I Getting Ready for the CLAST I 273-4640 •OPEN TUES - SAT 3pm - 9pm · I this equipment, he is in charge Reading, Writing, Essay, Mathematics of an experiment that has The 1987 edition Includes instruction and sample tests created : • Model Composites : never been attempted before. using the latest state CLAST specifications. You'll discover where ."One thing that can help you need help and you'll get the help you need. 1 • Wedding Photos 1 'Star Wars' is my experiment ~ - Ask for it at your bookstore. I • Portraits I on the effects of turbulence on L H&H Publishing Company, Inc. lasers shooting through the atmosphere. As a laser goes L-~------~ through the atmosphere, it tends to bend and not be accu­ rate," said Odhner This is one of the basic goals Hewlett-Packard "What i of SD I. By aiming laser beams at airborne nuclear weapons, the Reagan administration hopes to be able to cripple the International Calculator U.S.S.R.'s offensive capability by crippling them midair. "By using a phase conjugate mirror, we can perhaps blow ~s Now Meeting ANY Discount Price! up missiles even in space. But right now the program has lots NEW Calculators from FJ.~ HEWLETT . of problems," said Hagen. Hewlett-Packard a!~ PACKARD But most people in the de­ partment caution that pos­ Made with you in mind._ HP-19B BUSINESS CONSULTANT II $140.00 sible military actions is not all HP-28S SCIENTIFIC PROFESSIONAL $188.00 that this research is concerned HP-17B BUSINESS CALCULATOR $88.00 with. Other applications could LaserJet Series II; the HP-27S SCIENTIFIC/BUSINESS $88.00 be the improving of fiber-op­ second generation of the SCIENTIFIC $49.80 world's most popular laser HP-UC tics. printer, is waiting for you at HP-12C BUSINESS CALCULATOR $67.73 • "Our research can correct your local Hewlett-packard HP-15C SCIENTIFIC $69.80 for distortions, send more data dealer. HP41CV $149.74 over longer distances, have Exciting new features $209.74 make LaserJet Series II HP41CX cleaner sound, and more $121.50 people can talk. It can also the best value in desktop HP-82240A IR PRINTER make lasers more accurate," laser printing today. HP-82242A IR MODULE FOR HP41 . $58.50 If you're thinking about said Odhner. This could mean HP-33440A LASER JET Il PRINTER $1749.00 stepping up to laser print­ $895.00 big news and big money for the ing, you definitely need to HP DESKJET 300 DPI PRINTER _UCF campus if long distance see the remarkable Laser­ HP VECTRA CS COMPUTER $895.00 phone companies decide to They're so indispensible, Jet II printer from HP. HP VECTRA CS PORTABLE $19Q3.00 invest in the school. you'll wonder h0w you managed without Interna tional~abc:rii~~fer one. Come in and try them today. 2914 Corrinne Drive • Orlando, FL 898-0081

• ...

Feb.19th Feb. 20th •

• KNIGHTS KNIGHT VS- ... vs- • GEORGIA E ROJA ~ - •.

.... ,._ Here At Here At •

7:00 P.M. 1:30 P.M. ,

• The Central Florida Future, February 18, 1988, 7

f .

..

COMING SOON -.. ID I PllIY NII YOU... · . · .

~BUD~ . • LIGHT. It.. BEER .,j EVERYTHING ELSE - . IS JUST A LIGHT.™

. . , ...... WAYNE DENSCH, 'IN.C. . - " -· U.C-.F. Rep. Jenny Gilleece · . · '- · 858-0923.or 851-7100 · . - . ., . .·.

r ~. rt .

• CAnheuser-Busch, Inc. St. Louis, Mo. . •. I • . ' . 0 plll10filLlflllalltlB!•lf6iltlI8iEili\ltllillf+Ti?Jlilll&lilllillBDllllt SG -is in the right, feds are in wrong, MY -DAD SAYS "HoW. MANV and much more M~As Do '/ou l

announcing my candidacy for the ful, intelligent, and a great dancer. on "his" back. Having t~ dress A 1f:The Central Florida Future position. I am not a 4. 0 student nor • Bringing race into it just takes completely in the bathroom over a P.O. Box 25000, Orlando, F1orida 32816 do I prete'nd to know everything, away from her accomplishment. wet floor is an inconvenience I Business Office (305) 275-2601, News Office (305) 275-2865 but I do possess three qualities for In the Howard Beach incident, should not have to endure. And the job-that your ~urrent staff the people were found guilty and having the AC on all night be- ' Editor ii') Chief seems to lack: I can read, write and convicted. Bernard Goetz would. cause "he" likes it cold is very Donald Wittekind tell time. probably have shot the youths uncomfortable when it is 60 de­ white or black. They were coming grees outside. Managing Editor Kathy Johoson Jon A Christoffel at him with filed-off screwdrivers Copy Editor Tim Ball I have tried unsuccessfully to - - Communications and the man had been mugged suggest that they get a hotel room Sports Editor Scott Wallin before. He obviously was a little off Confettl Editor Logan Belle while "he" is in town. Housing can Editor's Note: Individual advertis­ in the head. Probably watched do nothing without causing ex- ... Art Director Leslie Jorgensen ers are solely responsible for the Death Wish too many tiines. Photo Editor Angle Hyde _treme hostility between roomies. content of their advertisements in You make no sense, you silly ·There must be something that can Special Sections Editor Chris Richcreek this newspaper. guy, when you whine about the big Production Manager Michael G. Hoban be done to avoid these uncomfort- -• deal made about Doug Williams' able nights that happen often, in ' •GABE IS WAY OFF color; then cry about making no big my case. Any suggestions? Business Manager Paul Stephenson deal about Ms. Moore's color; com­ Advertising Manager Jan Hemp Editor: plain that the Future is racist, Name·withheld by request ,. ~ Ad Production Manager Jim Donato I just put on my waders and then howl about the fact that the Classified Ad Manager Mike Mccollister read the letter by Gabe Kaimow­ Future did not mention color. Gee, Subscriptions Manager Kelly-Darcangelo itz. Before I cleaned them off, I had with pretzel logic like yours, it's a to sit down and write this letter. wonder you can find your way to Letters to the Edffor must be • Opinions exprassed In TJieCe"'701FlcridaFNlllre are those of the editor or writer and not You totally contradicted your­ school_ each day. I'll bet your the typed and include the author's necessarily those of the Board of Publications. University Administration; or Board of Regents. letters to the Editor must be typed and include the author's signature. self in your letter, Gabe. Haven't kind who yells racism for an "F" on signature, major and phone. major and phone number. Letters are subject to editing and become the copy­ righted property of the newspaper. TM Ccn1ralFlaridaF""'7e is a free. non-profit. twice you learned how to proofread yet? a test you didn't study for. number. weekly newspaper published during the academic year. •

• The Central Florida Future, February 18, 1988, 9 • CAMPUS LITE You used to read your ''TALK ABOUT WEIRP C!ASES!'' text books every night.. ..

•

•

You used to start your homework just Now you start ybur homework just minutes after it was assigned ... . minutes before it's due. If at all. :r .S'4C)\l \.. t> rs 'fMUNDf:rtCAT:S Wf2.ITE' Y\11012.E ON S£f~E ••• 0\l WES,..€ tt ~ OA. m~fl. OP~A ~ E4'1~TE~TIALl~M.

You used to get out of your cla~ses before noon ....

The Race Is On! UCF. GREEK S'K FUN RUN FEB. 20 SAT. 9 arit WALK, JOG or RUN! -

,.,p ,,,,,,,,. ~ '«·· 'e· 'e·

Pick up ·registration form at Health Re­ AND SPONSORED BY source Center X 5841 International Association of Business Attention Greeks & Clubs ABORTION SERVICES Communicators (IABC) Need quail1y sllkscreened T-Shlrts. sweat­ Local or IV Sedation. Early Pregnancy Test. General Meeting 5-6 p.m. shirts.sweat pants. talilktops,shorts etc ... ? Morning-after treatment. Confidential • Feb. 23 FA 512 The Lowest Prices anywhere! I Order now Private. woman-o\vned: A special ap­ All majors welcome for greek week and other functions! Cail proach to health care. Rick OJ leave message 273-2075. Birth Control Center 422-0606 Kappa Delta $500.00 REWARD Hey KD's soccer game today against ZTA 1030 Herman Ayenue, Orlando Barbell I dumbbell I weights. Best offer. For return of Lady's diamond ring (White let's get out there and win ltl If you aren't Call 249-1769. gold family heirloom) lost In Health & Phys­ playing go out and ·cheer us on. Study Scholarships/Grants for college are avail­ ics Bldg. Room # 108 hard this week and Just think It's almost GOVERNMENT HOMESfrom Sl (U repair). _able. RESULTS GUARANTEED! Call 1-800- Please Call 855-8608 (H) beachtimel Delinquent tax properly. Repossessions. USA-1221 ext 0627. 425-2000 (0) Female to share 2bdrm/2 1/2 bth w+d Call 1-805-687-6001 Ext. GH--<1628 for cur­ Tau Kappa Epsilon $250 + 1/2 S100 dep close to UCF need 3/ rent repo list. No Credit? Great Bro. Appreciation d9nce Little Sis­ 1 281-0855 {M-F. 8-5 only) Get Msa® or MasterCard® Past credit no ters! Tekes. IX, AMI, AM: Get readv for the Furniture. Officer & home. desks. chairs problem call 365-8672. penguin party I Friday 8:30 p.m. at Joes. St. Fem needs same for 2b/2b. Full appl. S200 phones. DK Rtv1 EQP. etc 7a-Sp 339-9518. Also on Sat the tundra Iser will be Delfs. + 1/2. Call after 6 or lea'V'e a message for Julie. 281-4584. Sigma Alpha Epsllon Sweetheart Dance on Sat. Everybody be Need ASAP Male or.Female to share new From Melb., Palm Bay, Bchs MWF time on time. Alumni will be there. Keep up the 2bdrm/2bath apt 3m from UCF on Univ­ open ask for Pam or leave message 727- good work pledges! Congratulations Flor­ Sutton Place-Has everything like a 2779 ida Epsilon on 15 great years at UCF. condo (jacuzzi. tennis/racquet ball courts. adult pool - S230 + 1/2 elec call For sale 1978 Datsun 280Z, low miles. Ssp. Brevard Students Delta Sigma Pl soon 679-875 l after 10 p.m. a/c. e)(cel condt $4000 or best offer call FAST TYPING SERVICE I want to share ride or expenses from 1-95- Pledges: 365-6172 aft 6 p.m. Welcome back Knights! A Able Typing is Wickham Rd. or 1-95-520 to' UCF M:ll-5. Don't forget about the retreat on Friday! I lntroduclr:ig a frequent service program. T:12-5, W:l 1-5. F:l 1-1 Call Sally 259-0296 Iv See you in the circle at 6 p.m. 1986 Honda CRX 1.5 red. 5 speed, air, Save 20% by letting us do all your typing. msg on recorder. stereo. tint. must sell S7.000 call 291-2199 Join now and save. Call about details. Delta Tau Delta early a.m. or late eves. Quick professional ·service. UCF's oldest Congratulations to our new brothers. typing service. Free revisions. Same day Don't forget this weekend Is Brother Ap- Mazda RX7 GSL ~83 760CXJ mi Leather Inte­ and weekend services. Visa & Master 1 mo FREE RENT-Quest Apts. has 1st 2nd - preclatlon weekend from our little sister's. rior very good cond 275-2699. Card. Over 16.700satisfiedstudentsand 4 Get psyched. It will be a blast. floor 2bedrm 1 1/2 bath spacious opts avail now directtY across from UCF grouches - 671-3002. Delta Sigma Pl washer/dryer option all major appliances FREE TUTORING PROFESSIONAL TYPING Brothers: patio special 5 for immediate move Ins. Need help with MATH. ENGLISH. CLAST? •One mile from UCF Campus• *Party*Party*Party*Party*Party* S390 mo+ sec Call Jason 281-4712. Call Student Academic Resource Center • Saturday. Feb. 20th, 8 p.m. at Wild Pizza! 281-5130 or stop by PCl-102. Please get there at 7:30 to greet the Na­ Duplex for rent 2bdrm/2bath fully All typesofstudentdocurnents. Same day Hours: 9-5 M.W.F 9-8 T,R . tional Exec Committee! equipped. Call Barry 293-4631 . Excellent Income for home Assembly service available. IBM letter quality word work. For info call 504-646-1700. Dept. p- processing. 307. Fa5t • Professional •Accurate • Alpha Delta Pl Fox Hunt Lns 2br, 2ba. loft. fans. washer+ Remember this Saturday morning Is the dryer. private yard $500 plus security WORDMASTERS 277-9600 c;i difference In a child's life. Be­ gree.k 5K run and following the race from deposit. call 275-3250. M~ke . 11-4 ls a mandatory house clean-up Satur- come a professional nanny and join our Resumes and cover letters Apt 2br 1 1/2 b duplex 1st mo S225 new team. Designed/ Revised /Typed-657-0079 day night Is our mixer with MJ./l, DC, + TKE Training and p~cement provided. For Don'tforget. carpet-paint washer-dryer porch 4 min Hey UCF! You're finally getting a record to UCF Fox Hound LA. S.450/mo to see call more information call The Nanny Place­ Professional Word Processing store! Armadillo Tapes. CDs, albums and Delta Gamma 305-295-5474 ment Center (305) 260-0031, Orlando. sMfwlll be open March 1st in the University Florida Shoppes. right across the street! For any Hey D.G.'sl Are we psyched? Ground * -Student Discount * Condo: Sleeps 6 Maggie Valley N.C. Near Information. call-339-8222 after 12. breaking Is Sunday at 4:001 !! Don't forget Documents of any kind skiing and golf Feb. 28-Mar. 5 S350 for MANAGEMENT TRAINEE. ENTRY LEVEL that midterms are coming up! Keep those DATA ENTRY EXCELLENCE books open! week S100 damage deposit call Sherri at 677-9480 for Info. ' PUTYOURNEW 740-0227 Alpha Tau Omega COLLEGE DEGREE W!nter Park - immed. off 1-4 · ~Happy· hours for our little sisters Friday 4 First Month Free adjacent to UCF large 2 TOWORKi p.m. We love you glrisil Pledge retreat on bdrm 1 bath washer/dryer lease arrange­ REsUMEs/TVPESETI'ING Saturday. Soccer today at 5:00 vs SAE. ments $400/mo 830-9966. Bright. aggressive individual required for Professional Lasertypesetting, many Come and watch another outrageous development & expansion of major na­ types of documents. Fast turnaround. BLACK widow seeks mate. victory!! STUDENT SECTION tional corp.; expanding in central Florida Kinko's Coples Across from UCF CallK.D. No Application Fee area. Open 7 days a week 658-9518. 2 Bedrooms 2 Full Baths $475.00 _ Management trainees begin at S1100/ How you doing. 3 Bedrooms 2 Full Baths S575.00 mo. salary with 1st year Income growing to Resumes-Designed & spell checked on Love. Tom Pool & Heated Jacuzzi S16.000 . _Advancement tg management LASER printer. SlO. Call 658-1163. - Washer & Dryer Hook-ups mini-blinds based on performance and merit annual Tri Mus OoooooooooooooooooooHI SUSSEX PLACE earnings groWlng to S25,000 to $45000/yr. Top-Quality word processing: experi­ 281-6393 Recent degree preferred. For interview, Whatayadoinl It never ends-ooohooohl UCF Alkldo Club enced, editing, reliable. 366-0538. contact Tom McKenna or.Roger Price at Let me sleep Aikido meets 7:00 M.W.F Sat 9:00 a.m. and Sheiwood Forest Duplex Available on 305-843-5411 or send resume to: One tired RA Sun 1 p.m. Learn compassion and have TYPING. Fast. special discount. New loca­ March l 2bed/2bath for $475/mo Trees Enterprise C. 35 E. Colonial. Orlando. FL fun doing It while learning the most sophis­ tion. Call Berny 6~-0545. College Demorons washer/dryer. fans. all appliances 6 or 10 32801 . ticated self defense. Call 327-3524, 679- Who said anything about Bush-Exclud­ 1583, or 657-5155. month lease or call Fred at 295-6717 (nite) lng Donna Rice?-Plerre is the man. Du­ or 645-3339 (day) calll Car Wash Person/Shuttle Driver TERtv1 PAPERS - Typed. spell checked, LASER printing. S2/page. 658-1163. Pontcould buy and sell yourwhole penny­ Racquetball Club Forming ante partylll SSS All levels of players welcome contact Major car rental co·. near airport. Must be Your humble servant Michael Yoµng at 282-2587. 21 yrs. and excellent driving record. 20 hrs PROMPT 1¥PING - 25 years experience. Goliath per week. flexible scheduilng. Contact Theses, manuscripts, papers, etc. Experi­ Young life Introductory meeting - Feb Wes Ling. Enterprise Rent-A-Car 2901 ence In math equations. 50¢ per page UCF College Republicans would like to 24, 7 p.m.• Rm 214 Student Center. Don't McCoy Rd. Orlando. 305-859-2296. or double space. Vicinity East Colonial and formally apologize to the College Demo­ " be left out of the fun & challenge. Fred Bruno at 281 E. Hwy 434 Longwood Alafaya Trail.Call 658-2067. crats for any derogatory comments that 305-339-1199. have recently appeared In the classified Alpha Epsllon Rho BOXERS!! Made to Order We will personalize. Use as gifts for any Reasonable and fast typing service call . ads. We would like to emphasize that Attention all RTV. film. journalism, and these ads were not representative of occasion, sports. greek, & holidays. Nancy at 679-4006 rush jobs. communication majors! Gain experience College Repuolicans as a whole. by joining the national broadcasting soci­ S8.00 for one or $14.00 for two. Call Hlede ety. Meetings on Tuesday 5:00 Leaming at x4871 or come by at 255 Volusia Hall WORDLINK.word processing. Disk storage/ Mags, Resources Lecture Room. easy revisions/excellent rates. References Thanks for fitting me Into your schedule • . WHY PAY RENT? avall. 297-8629. and don't say I never send you classifieds. Student Personnel Association Invest In yourfufure. Condo & townhomes -Ed Come meet Todd Napier. national Stu­ ABORTION SERVICES. birth control Infor­ withinwalklng distance of UCF In the $50's. mation. pregnancy tests and counselling. Research/Technical Writing Papers, re­ dent Program Administrator ~ who will teU Queso, Cail Dutch or Riva and ask how to save SSS VD screening. low cost, confidential serv­ ports & resumes typed. $2.00 page the association about the advantages of Here's hoping that your day is something with our BUyer Bonus Program. Southern double-spaced/S3.00 single (S6.00 mini­ being a member of ASPA Including how to ices and general anesthesia. 898-0921 extra special. Thanks for everything. apply for a scholarship. Thursday. 4:00 Realty Ent. l 060 W SR-434, Longwood FL Central Florida Women's mum -footnotes extra). Call Patsy Hunt Love. p.m. PH228. 32750. (305) 834-003 l ' Health Organization 295-8555 day or night. Paul

FIGHT CELLULITE ~ TAKE A 20 MINUTE STUDY BREAK EFFECTIVELY z Tan The WOLFF SYSTEM Way! Where The Sun Always Shines! WITH - .• ~ ·------·I Buy 5 Visits - Get 5 Free! I I:; I $29.95 I lnfraS/im ~ - I and become eligible for a I TAN-FASTIQUE introduces ~ : drawin~ of 25 lOttery tickets I Deep Heat therapy for the treat- ~ 1 to be given away March 1st.: ment of cellulite and body con­ I Sign up a friend and get two I touring. Call today for your free f$l 1 visits fre~! 1 • • ·o~ii1i.Tii ~2-"si • • $is9l:9Sn. i TAN-FASTIQUE TANNING SALON -~ TOWER PLACE• M-F: 8:30-9 P.M. •SAT: 9-5 P.M. • SUN: 12-6 P.M. FIRST TREATMENT • Call for appointment• offer expires 3/11/88 10376 E. Colonial Dr. • 282-6042 • THE FOOTBALL WRITE STUFF FROM PAGE 12

who has such a powerful influ­ ence in the football world makes you want to listen to him. He has that uncanny knack to pick out the best tal­ ent from anyone from any­ where." Ford said he would prefer to· play for an NFL team in a warm environment. However, he said,"Just as long as I get to do my thing with whatever team, I'll kriow I'll do well." Ford competed with some of the guys at the camp with The Central Florida Future whom he played with in the ... Needs writers who have that indefinable something that maAes a Sports writer. If you've Blue/Gray game. "That was a BERNARD FORD CORRIS ERVIN heard the call of the press, and would like to cover the UCF Sports beat, stop by the Editorial offices (i.e. the white trailer nut to the Health Center) of The Central Florida Future and ask for lot of fun to show scouts I can Scott Wallin and an application. run with the best of them and catch passes. I can catch passes with the best of them." Ford is expected to be a first or second round NFL draft - r~OUNSELOR POSITION~ pick. I would like to go in the first," he said. "But I would not be disappointed ifl didn't. • ''The draft will be an inter­ I<\J\H p T/\~J\~© I esting event in the lives of many. A lot of expectations ~ A BOY'S CAMP ON LONG LAKE, NAPLES, MAINE ~ will be on some of the key play­ HAS OPENINGS .FOR: Head Waterfront, Tennis,~ ers. But there are going to be some surprises in this draft, Lacrosse, Stre~t Hockey, Baseball, Canoeing, ~ and I just hope that I am one of Swimming (WSI), Waterskiing, Sailing, SCUBA, ~ those surprises." ~ Kayak,ing, Archery, Body Building, Ceramics, ~ Corris Ervin went to the ~ Fine Arts, Woodworking, Head Nature Study, ~ camp mainly to just listen, for ~ Pioneering and Tripping, Head Dramatics, Music~ he was unable to participate in any of the drills because of a , ~ Pianist, and other staff. · ~ ·_ knee injury he suffered in the ~ FOR INFORMATION CALL ~ Knights playoff loss to Divi­ sion II champion Troy State. ~ Mr,. K. 275-2408 or ~ Ervin had the knee operated ~ Ken (9 PM & WeekendS) 365-2552 ~ on the day after the game. . Despite his injury, the NFL l lnteNiewing on campus February 26 & 27 ~ considers Ervin a top prospect. "It was invitation only," he said. "I was jovial to be invited. because getting an invitation makes you feel good because you know you are being ac­ ALICIA PRODUCTIONS knowledged, and it makes you .. feel all the at more wanted." Presents Ervin said he was disap­ pointed he had to sit out the drills. "Before I went, it didn't ~~ TRA V~ phase me," Ervin said. "I said I'd go there and talk ' to the coaches, but as soon as ~' . < we started the drills there was a feeling inside me that I wanted to run because I knew with my speed on turf, I could have an impressive time." Ervin's best time in the 40 ·is Joe Wein1tein/CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE 4.35 seconds. Ervin said he got the chance Bernard Ford ran a faster 40-yard dash time than Helsman to talk to several coaches and Trophy winner Tim Brown. owners, including Davis, Dol- phins ,coachDon Shula and Coach Bill Walsh down on the doesn't make you feel any less Eagles coach Buddy Ryan. men's bathroom floor. "I was or anly more than -they are," "Just by being there among more shocked than anything Ervin said. them, you can just feel the because it was him standing "But it makes you feel good power that surroundeds . there." to be among those guys that them," Ervin said. "It just Like Ford, Ervin said he felt get all the publicity.". Ervin makes you feel honored." . equal in the .presence of the said his goal is, "to be success­ Ervin also said he was players from the top programs ful in anything I do, to accom­ taken by surprise when he in Division I. "Being. sur­ plish all the things I want in almost knocked San Francisco rounded by the Tim_Browns life and to help my parents." A Intramural event coming to Daytona

FAS.HION SHOW Staff Report than 400 students, all expenses paid, to Day­ CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE tona Beach. This event, which drew natfonal ·E·X TR A· 0 RD IN A./ RE publicity, was covered by ESPN on Thanksgiv- - ingDay. Hey, UCF intramural athletes, you can get a The festival is designed for the intramural team together and compete in the National college student, offering him or her the Walter University Of Central Florida Sports Festival held at Daytona Beach over Mitty fantasy of wearing the school's colors and Student Center Auditorium spring break. playing against the school's arch rival. Any non- Offering competition in 20 sports, the Na- varsity, non-scholarship, full-time student is Thursday· February 18, 1988 tional College Sports Festival is predicting eligible to play. The·festival is in many ways close to. 15,000 college students from 750 similar to the Olympics, relying heavily upon 7:30 P.M. schools who will participate in.'88. corporate dollars to stage a successful event. · For information, call Gerry Nolan at 1-904- "The sports festival is providing a great serv- Sponsored By 253-9525. A team that wins may earn a free trip ice to our collegiate tourists, therefore provid­ back to Daytona for the finals to be televised on ing them the opportunity to travel home with a The Office Of Minority Student Services ESPN in the fall. positiv~ experience and lasting memories," Last year, the Festival brought back more Florida Crt>v. Bob Martinez said. Ahern, Knights bl,ank -Gators, - 2-0 UCF hurler allows five hits, strikes out three in victory; has yet to allow · a~ earned run Gidcumb. Gidcumb gave up things off again with a ·single by Chris Brady four hits and. struck out eight and walk, respectively. The CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Knights. runners advanced to second "Both pitchers pitched and· third base on a passed well," said Bergman. "Neither ball. Pedersen later scored on More than 1,000 fans team has anything to be a groundout by sophomore watched .the host Knights ashamed of. It was a good col­ Bobby Kiser, making it 2-0. baseball team shut out the lege baseball game." Meanwhile, Ahem rolled Florida Gators 2-0 Tuesday Bergman and Ahem both along. After giving up- a hit in night behind a masterpiece thought the cold temperatures each of the first three innings, performance by pitcher Brian aided the pitchers. he retired the side in order Ahem. · "This was a pitcher's night if over the middle three innings. "Ahern pitched the best there ever was one," said Ahem ran into his most se­ game of his coll~ge career to­ Bergman of the weather. rious tr.ouble in the seventh night," said coach Jay "The weather was a definite inning. An infieid hit and a Bergman. "He had good stuff disadvantage for the hitter," walk put runners on first and and showed great poise. Brian said Ahem. "One of my keys second with nobody out. just domip.ated the game.~ tonight was pitching . inside Ahem then bore down ·and Ahem composed a complete and they popped the balls up." forced the next three batters · game shutout giving up five UCF jillnped out on top to pop out. Ahem gave up a hits while striking out three. early with a quick first-inning bunt single in the eighth but Ahem, now 2-0, has yet to yield run. Senior Paul Pedersen retired the next three batters. an earned run in 15 innings of sliced a double down the right In the final inning, a walk was work. field line·inches away from a erased by a .double play and "I am feeling real good this diving right fielder. Pedersen, then ended with a fly out to left year," said Ahem. "I was able who advanced to third on a field. · to keep them offbalance ~th a wild pitch, scored when senior "The last inning I was just good mixture of fastballs, slid- Vince Zawaski drove a fly ball trying to get the ball over the. - ers and curves." to the right:.center field wall. . plate," said Ahem. "After Ah.em's performance ove~­ The Knights added another being shut out for eight in­ shadowed an · equally good run in the bottom of the fourth. nings a team gets discouraged showing by Florida-hurler Jeff Pedersen and Zawaski started and loses confidence." UCF hurler Brian Ahern lets loose with one of his fastballs. Basketball UCF's Bernard Ford blazes team faces Way through NFL combine All-time leading UCF receiver records fastest 40- Rollins Sat~ yard dash; faster than Heisman winner Tim Brown

by Scott Broden from Notre Dame. Yet, Ford ASST. SPORTS EDITOR by Scott Broden has. even run faster. His per- • ASST. SPORTS EDfTOR · so,nal-best time is 4.25 sec- onds. A large group of students at Three years ofintensely fac- Ford said running th~ drills, , a wealthy private college ing each other from across the · with the other receivers was, stand up from the gym bleach­ line of scrimmage at l,JCF foot- "like .playing a game but in a ers and scream in unison, "U, ball practices has helped wide- different aspect. C, Who? U, C, Who? U, C, . ~mt Bernard.Ford and comer- "That's why they call it a t . Who?" back Corris Ervin.bring out the combine. -They combine the That should be part of the most of their top collegiate best 300 football players in the scene when the UCF basket­ skills·. nation. The best talent in one ball team visits rival Rollins AndtheNFLhasnoticed,for · room (the Dome) and you're College Saturday at 7:30 p.m. both recently spent three days staring at each .other, and you at the Enyart-Alumni Field­ at the Nationa1/Blesto Com- can just feel the intensity." house on,the Rollins campus in bine Workouts, a camp for the Ford said he feels he can go •. Winter Park. top 300 professional prospects as high as .the first round in Last year, a sellout crowd of coming out of .college held. at ·the .NFL draft. "I've proven 2,456 fans from both schools the Indianapolis Hoosier everything I can do coming attended the UCF gym to Dome. Ford and Ervin in fact frqm a small school," he said. • watch the Tars (1 7-6) come share the same agent, Phil "It was a certain knack that I from behind to defeat the Williams, of Tallahassee; had in going up there to do Knights (8-14, going into a "Corris is a heck of an everything I can do and that I ~ Tuesday night contest .at athlete," Ford said. ~'By going was capable of doing. Northern Illinois), 80-74. up against 4im day in and day "I am one of the top receiv­ "We let them off the hook out it gives you an idea of a ers in the country. I showed last year," said Bryant realistic situation of what it the owners (several NFL own- .. Woodford. ''The intensity was will be like in the NFL." · ers and coaches attended the extremely high. The crowd Ervin said he felt the same combine) that UCF has a po­ support from UCF was tre­ way about his years of scrim.:. tential number one draft p]ck mendous. I know they're a maging against Ford. and that I can play and do the really good team, and we want. "It helped me because things my UCF coaches said I to put them where they really there's not too many people can do." belong. that I've played against that Ford said he felt equal with • "Since I'm graduating after . , Ngan ·sonny• Nguyen/CENTPAL FLORIDA FUTURE possess the speed of.Bernard the players with the most rec­ this season, this game means a Senior Knight Bryant Woodford hopes he doesn't leave Ford," Ervin said. "When I ognition, such as Brown or lot to me. It will be my last UCF with a second consecutive loss to Rollins. match speed against speed and Michigan State's Lorenzo ~ chance to play Rollins, our ri­ skill against skill, it helps you White, both of whom Ford had vals." Carter said he does not con- beat them." because you have to concen- breakfest with. The Knights won the last · sider the Rollins game the The Knights lead the series trate more because you actu- "What really made my day game held at Rollins, 70-68, most important game on the · 20-10, and last year's game ally have to work." is when I had a conversation ~ which was UCF coach Phil Knights schedule, "but I'd broke an 11-game UCF vic­ Bernard Ford in particu- withAIDavis(owneroftheLos Carter's ~rst season. guess that the majority of the tory streak in the annual lar. shined, when he ran the Angeles Raiders)," said Ford, Carter said, "this was cer­ school communities would · event. fastest of all the times in the whose favorite NFL team is - tainly one game on our sched­ think so. It's an important ri- Returning for Rollins is 40-yard dash with a time of the Raidors. ule that.the community ofboth valry. It's historical, and it Curt Fiser who scored 21 4.31 seconds, a time that "Justbeingaround someone schools are more aware of and involves competition. We like points against the Knights in bested even Reisman Trophy involved in." these people, and we like to last year's game. winner Tim Brown, a wideout SEE FOOTBALL PAGE 11 •

., • lll~l1ll~ll.!l!lllll.lllllill1l~111111~111~1111111111111

• The entertainment and feature supple~ent of~ Central Florida future

by Scott Broden ethylamide (LSD). John Len­ Captain James DePuy (his non simply called itLucy in the real name) of the UCF police · "Take me on a trip upon Sky with Diamonds. department. your magic swirling ship; my Now we are in the 80's: a · However, Depuy said that senses have been stripped, my. decade of conservativism, his staff once found 36 potted hands can't feel to grip, my starting at the· top with the m !lrijuana plants in the woods toes too numb to step, wait president of the United States. on campus. "We pulled-up the only for my bootheels to be The shocking drug-over­ plants and stuck our business wandering; I'm ready to go dose deaths of the comedian, cards in the hole, "he said. anywhere; I'm ready far to John Belushi, and the basket­ DePuy also said students fade into my own parade; cast ball star, Len Bias, have many apprehended for possession of your dancing spell my way; I of us ready to urinate into a marijuana are handed over to promise to go wandering." cup for a drug test. To top that the Dean of students; while off, a Central Florida junior students arrested for ·more high school student turned her serious crimes, such as selling Bob Dylan­ parents in for using mari­ pot or even possessing cocaine·, Mr. Tambourine Man juana. We can watch this on are handed over to the District the news, or we can all tum on Attorney. That was a song from the Miami Vice and watch Don DePuy added that in .1985, 60's popular to some of the Johnson capture evil drug the most current record avail­ parents of the youngest that runner~ every Friday night. able, no arrests were made, attend UCF. Yet the drugs still permeate while four were made the year The 60's, anera when Timo­ our society, as demonstrated before. thy Leary, a Harvard psychol­ in the movie,The Breakfast Bobby Studmeyer said last ogy professor, told everyone to - Club. The turning point in the semester he saw two UCF po­ get high on Lysergic Acid Di- movie is when the five kids, lice officers walk into a dorm suffering from problems, lit up room and walk out escorting a joints; they were suddenly able student who was smoking pot to communicate their difficul­ in his room. "The cops could ties to each other. The movie · smell it, obviously responding reached an entire generation to some sort of phone lead," of adolescents now gathered Bobby said. "So they just across America's college cam­ walked in and dragged the guy puses. off. I didn't see the student If we don't do drugs our­ around the dorm for the rest of selves, then we know someone the semester." who does. If we don't know So why would a stuqent risk someone who does, then we taking drugs? probably spend 99 percent of Bill Edwards is taking 16 our lives in religious institu­ hours of engineering courses tions. at UCF, including nine hours a So should we "Just say no," week of a no credit lab. He also as Nancy Reagan tells us to? holds down a 40-to-50 hour-a­ Or should we do what UCF week job working at a grocery student Joe Cantgraduate, store, while still having who likes to party, says, "Just enough time to work out a so­ say no to drug testing." cial life, always including get­ Or maybe what UCF Profes­ ting smashed about once a sor Beatnik, who says, "Just week. Edwards managed to do say yes. 'No' is such a negative all this, sometimes on only word. Yes is more positive." about two hours of sleep a Like in dragnet, the names night, provided that he did not have been changed to protect stay up for 48 straig}lt hours. the innocent, or in this case, He did this for a year without the guilty. · ever flunking out of s-:hool or "I don't think there is any getting fired from his job. major stuff going on at UCF, How did he manage? "I took andifithas, thenithasn'tbeen brought to our attention," said SEE DRUGS PAGE 4

Volume 4 Number 22 • February 18, 1988 2, Confutti, February 11, 1988

~~ Calendar

by Dave Schlenker making it big in this . •ART country is not their · H. Hargrove , the most widely Orlando, it's time to let biggest priority. "We collected serigraph artist in your qaughters back out of don't want to self for the US today, will make a rare the house, for The Leather any price. Money is public appearance in Nun has already left town. not as important io. Orlando on Sun. Feb. 28 at The band opened for Echo & us as with other the Holiday Inn Crowne Plaza The Bunnymen last Monday bands." All they want at the Florida Mall at 2p.m. evening in the Bob Carr to do is pass some The event is sponsered by · Auditorium. · "really groovy mate..: Concepts in Art. There is no admission charge for this The Leather Nun comes to rial to rock fans." event. For more information this country from Sweden The usage of the call (305) 657-2837 and plays music that should word, "groovy," sug­ be listened to "while yoti're gests that The ha'ving sex." Their latest Leather Nun are • UCF JAZZ LAB album, Force ofHabit (a com­ slightly new to this The UCF Jazz Lab will play at pilation · of their most suc­ countty. This is their Townsend's Plantation in Ap­ cessful work in Europe), in­ first i\merican tour opka on Feb. 24. This will be cludes special little tunes and Witlend claims their last performance at like I Can Smell Your that all audiences not Townsend's. Their perform­ ance there is to h~lp them Thoughts.Death Threats, and already hit are in for raise money for their trtp to the sentimental, Have Sex. quite a show. The the MontreuxJazz Festival in with Me. . Leather Nun boast on Switzerland as well as other "We attract the u~mal club being more of a live shows in Europe. The show crowd," bassist Alf Witlend band: "When you starts at 8:30 p.m. in the says in a vety thick Swedish play the kind of mu­ Plantation's Doc Tommy's accent. The "main thing" sic we play, you lose Tavern. Admission is $5 when listening to The half the energy on the Leather Nun is "... you must record." •PLAY feel something.When we are The Echo & The NO, NO, NANETTE will open playing, for example.there Bunnymen/Leather on Tues. Feb. 23 as the sec­ .should be · some Nun tour.simply ond show of the Winter Sea­ tension.some sort of danger­ called The Tour, will son at the Mark Two Dinner ous feeling." trudge through the rest of what they like," he told me Disney _(complete with Theatre. The show will star This dangerous feeling Florida and then t~e a two after the show. ears.eyes, and buckteeth). Allyson Fisher. David Cher­ has been capturing the criti­ week breather in Liverpool, The band did songs off of The effect was.clever, yet the nault, and Steven Flaa: The cal attention of America and England. Last . Monday their newest album simply eerie imagery created by the show will also be directed by has already taken Europe by night.The Tour played to a titled Echo and the Bun­ band's "live" sound was to­ Mark Howard . The Mark Two storm. They, of course, are vety interesting and diverse nymen. They also did a neat tally lost when preached by will offer eight performances each week with tickets rang­ tou~ .A..'1lerica with Echo & crowd in lovely downtown version of an old Doors tune, Mickey Mouse's dopiest look­ The Bunnymen,yet suc- Orlando. Echo and the Bun- Soul Kitchen. This group ing pal. ing from $18-$24 for dinner and show. It is located at Par ~ dyn~c seems to be heavily influ­ ceeded in selling out almost nymen gave per­ Both bands are on their and Edgewater just off of 1-4 all of their Scandinavian formance 'Yhich brought the enced by The Doors. In .fact. way up (if ·Echo & The Bun­ in College Park for more in- · dates on their own. Life, in crowd to their feet. These Ray Manzerek played on nymen aren't already up formation and reservations general, for the band has blokes from qverpool .know their newest album. there). The music is ex­ call (305) 843-6275. been ~ ... going veddy (that's exactly what they want to do. . Both bands were in the . tremely powerful, yet the Swedish for vety) well." Ian McCulloch made it a true spirit of things as the appearance of the band The band is, if anything, point to hold his genitals lead singer for Leather Nun leaves me to believe that • RODEO original. They do not play to from time to time in order to performed the entire set with "sex" will be the last thing on The nationally-recognized the commercial market and get the girls excited. "It's· an authentic Goofy hat from the viewers mind. Trust me! Silver Spurs Rodeo, consid­ ered one of the most prestig­ ious Rodeo events in the country, will be coming to the Springfield's _latest? Give us the old stuff Silver Spurs Arena on 192- 441 in Kissimmee. The event by Steve J. -Pustelnyk son/ Or the little boy in my includes competing cowboys, hands (Must be a reason)/ rodeo bullfighters.square dancing, and clowns from Rick Springfield; Rock of Yeah, there's new meaning in Life around the countxy. The ro­ my life {a shake-up} I But deo will be at 2:30, .Feb. 18 Produced by Keith Olsen and there's pain and confusion. through Feb. 21 ~ Please call Rick Springfield Certainly Springfield ex­ 847-5118. plores new depths in this It's been three years since song, but the chorus of the . Rick Springfield released an song is reminiscent of the • TALENTNEEDED album; his last effort, Tao, . past: The Winter Park Chamber was a minor success, but it Ifeel the big beat, the rock of Commerce Cultural Affairs wasn't close to the popularity of life I Big beat talk to me/ I comn:utte is seeking perform- . of his previous releases. the ers for their upcoming out­ feel back beat, the rock of door music festival to held Now Springfield is ready to life/ Waking up blind with the May 21. The show will be in reclaim his pop rock stature house onftre. the city's Central Park. .. with his new release Rock of The production work on Groups interested in showing Life. Rock ofLife is typical Spring­ their talents are encouraged Although some reviewers field, but this time around to call Dorrie Swan at 345- are calling the album a ma­ the instrumentation is ex­ 1 733 during the day or 657- ture departure from the old panded. A horn section.was 6219 in the evening. Springfield routine, I dis­ added on a few tracks and agree. the guitar work has taken a • Springfield has obviously different direction. experienced some· major "Honeymoon in Beirut," is - changes in his life, but they a stupid song. I can't help but are only reflected in Rock of say that realizing the correla­ Confetti Life not experienced. tion between a relationship This album has more en­ and the war in Beirut. To me . Logan Belle ergy than Tao and the lyrics it's just not a good metaphor: Editor are, at times, fresh and ex­ I wake up every night(to hilarating, but in no way is the.sound) I To the sound·of Dave T. Schlenker this album a brilliant break breaking glnss/ Got troops in Assistant Editor through. the bed/ And tanks in the "Rock of Life," the title hall/ I kidnapped and held Leslie Jorgensen track and first release from for ransom(the one in me}/ ~rt Director the album, contains some of The one in me that you loved/ the best examples of \Ye waitfor thefall. Elizabeth A. Healy Springfield's changing per­ "Soul to Soul" ends side Production Manager sona. one and is a descent love H~ apparent exp~rience song. It's a mid-tempo ballad Confetti,, is published by The with raising children has led that carries a tough chorus. Central Florida Future, the stUdent newspaper of the University of him to include this concept This is one of the highlights of Central Flodda. Send all corre­ quite often in his lyrics: the album. The theme is spondence to: Confetti c/o The • Is it something tn my head Central Flodda Future, P.O. Box Rick Springtelld's life is not reflected well in his new album. (look up)/ Or the time of sea- SEE RICK PAGE 8 25000, University of. Central Florida. Orlando, Florida 32816. • Confetti, February 11, 1988, 3 Bush-Rather iricident shows media's power by Dave Schlenker and Kristen - --~ - ~ ~ - -- - .. -- - -- .....-...... ---1 people who like Bush will still like Sweet ) him - those who don't, won't. People JuSI DoN~ use~'° will have a choice between George Part three offour \ Bush and someone else, not George r~~~tw~·~w~o~~~~,~~=~Nl!f!! Bush vs. Dan Rather. In the wake of Dan Rather's verbal t "If anything," Dawson continues, assault of George Bush, many say "it is more likely to hurt him. The there are lessons to be learned about issues aren't going to go away. The • the media. issue will be pressed by the other "The thing that I'm glad to see is candidates, that is sure. It can only the public response," says radio-tele­ get worse. The best Bush can do is vision professor Thomas Morgan. "I break even. People won't vote for . t think that just maybe people are Bush because they are upset at Dan going to begin to realize the awesome Rather, others are his competition." power of television news. If you are In a contrasting opinion, Butler - running for office and I don't like you, · feels "I think it helped the heck out of I don't have to say a single bad thing him. I think we are getting too much about you - I just don't cover you." mileage out of the wimp image. The fact remains that George Bush George Bush is more of a sort ofblah. was covered by the CBS Evening You know how in Doonesbmy, every News. CBS petitioned Bush's head­ time they interview him, they just quarters in order to obtain an inter­ show a little bubble, they don't even view. Perhaps the idea was to slam show his face? He is just invisible, the Vice President with questions just as if the man has no position. involving the Iran/Contra affair. As Whether George Bush planned that we look back at the situation, Dan or not, we will never ~ow, only • Rather's· arrogant technique may George Bush will ever know." have backfired. It has already enhanced Bush's Although contributions to bis cam­ Ultimately, the .opinions of the The effects of the inteIView become image: it has helped out his cam­ paign have increased, Bush's stand­ public and the actions they t(;lke at illcreasingly interesting as the pri­ paign contributions." ing in the primaries is much lower the polls will determine the effect the maries are now taking place. The Another opinion is that Bush did than political analysts anticipated. interview had. Perhaps this incident public's response is the key. A ques­ not act in a premeditated manner. Perhaps this incident has been more will not fade away from the public's tion many may want to know is why According to Jeff Butler, a UCF relevant in terms of news coverage consciousness. Dr. Butler summa­ did Bush request a live inteIView with communications professor, "Bush's than it has been to public opinion. rized the situation best. "If George the likes of Dan Rather? . oral skills are not remarkable. Dan Logic behind this statistic comes Bush wins the presidency, 1 think "He's taking all opportunities to Rather is an extremely competent from the fact that more money does historical commentators will look show himself off," WCPX-Channel 6 questioner. If I was lookin~ for some­ not necessarily mean more support­ back on this incident as one of the anchorperson, Glen Rinker says. "If one to get angry at, I think I'd pick a ers. significant contributions to his elec- the inteIView were to force Rather's litt}e less worthy opponent than Dan The Sentinel's Greg Dawson ex­ tion." · hand. Rather should not have bitten. Rather." plains: "After it shakes down, the Then again, maybe not.

COMING SOON- TO A . . CAMPUS NEAR YOU.

TUESDAY NIGHT FEBRUARY 23, 1988

7:00p1D Larry Linville is most famous for his role as Major Frank Burns in the· television production of M* A* S *H*. His acting career began in high SCA school when he was "the only male that was draftable into the Christmas pageant." His technical training in acting continued at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts in ~ondon. After completing his training in London, Larry joined a classical rep~rtory company and perlormed all over the United States. Since M*A*S*H*, Larry has · appeared in such television production.s as: PAPER DOLLS, MISFITS OF SCIENCE,. AIRWOLF, RIPTIDE, the list goes on. For the past · three years he has been doing eXensive speaking tours at Universities and Colleges across the country. He specialiZes in talking to students­ and faculty about acti~g. !Ys own career anq his y~ars on M* A* S *H*.

~~~~~~ u' ·~ " ' ••_ Fe~ruary-.2_2 at 8 ~M - in· the SC,A 5c110"'"'5 _ :)V .... a ~r(i:: -t --r d ~ ..... "".• «,, J,.~ .... , ~ ,-_., -' . 1 l .1 1

• 4, Confetti, February 11, 1988 Orlando opera surviving crisis

by D. Della Cost~ have just recently guaran­ lecture series for adults and teed a loan of $1. 4 millon for produced a..J.d donated "tllik­ "Help save the opera," was the major performing arts ~ing books" about the the cry from Richard Owens, organizations in Orlando. season's operas to the Divi­ general manager ·of the The Opera Company will sion of Blind Services. LOS ANGELES LONDON FRANKFURT ATLANTA Orlando Opera Company, at receive about $200,000 to Don't let the Orlando s19g_oo s399,oo s429.oo s139_00 last season's performance of help reduce its debt; how­ Opera Company become the - Air Fares based on Round trip travel. Restrictions apply. - Carmen. It was his duty to ever, it is not intented for city's dying art. Do some­ inform the audience that the current operating support. thing - become a Friend of 'Bryans 'l"rave[ Inc.-~ Opera -Company was abol,lt During their annual fund the Opera by giving a dona­ to go bankrupt despite the drive going on this month, tion or volunteer some time. fact that performances were they are Joking to reach their Either way the opera can be sold out! goal of $90,000 for the 1987- saved and preserved for pos.­ Ownes explained that 88 season. An anonymous terity. ticket revenues only cover donor has established a The next performance of 40-45 percent of total operat­ $45,000 challange grant ing costs, and if priced to whereby funds colle~ted will willthe Orlandobe The Barber Opera Companyof Seville, r~ii~~~~~~,,~~~-~~~~~-1~ offset these expenses, they be matched dollar-for-dollar. a comedy about love, youth would be in the $90 price For the past 29 years the and romance. It will be play­ range. Thus, opera would Orlando Opera Company has. ing Friday, February 26th at not be affordable for most put on productions which 8 p.m. and Sunday, Febru­ patrons. (The average cost to have pleased the public and ary 28th at 2 p.m. at the Bob stage one opera is have been acclaimed by the Carr Performing Arts Centre · $150,000.) Therefore the critics. In addition they have in Orlando. Orlando Opera Company is offered services to the com­ Once again title proj ec­ seeking donations from munity such as sponsoring tions will offer English trans­ individuals and corpora­ educational programs for lations of the opera during tions. varying age groups, given the performance. Accordingly, the City of signed performances for the For further inforrnation Orlando and Orange County hearing imparted, offered call 896-SONG or 849-2577.

DRUGS FROM PAGE 1 them if I do drugs a lot because drugs make me feel very mellow. A person has to know their limits. Speed," Bill said. He bought 1,000 uppers (or Rolla Doobie, unlike Tara, likes to use drugs $25 when he was a freshman. He's now down to on a daily basis. Rola said, ''When I . about 200 pills after about five years. smoke pot, it takes my mind off of all the "Everybody should try everything at least activities in my life that keep me busy between • Receive 10% Off with StudeAt 1.0 . once," said Tara Simmons, a communications .school and friends and my bible study." . • Lunch & Dinner Specials Dally · major. "I've tried acid, mushrooms, cocaine." Abour her Bible study, she added, "I don't • Located 2 miles north of UCF on Alafaya Trail But Tara has since cut back. "If you do drugs feel that the people in my bible study would constantly, you lose control," she said. "I'm glad accept what I do," Rolla answered. "I still sin OPEN: 1.1-1.0 Mon.-Fri. & 2-10 Sat.-Sun. I did drugs because I had a curiosity about though." 365-5087 them, so I did them, and now I know that I don't Rola, a 23 year-old business major, also said ·like to do them very often because I have other things I want to accomplish. I can't accomplish _ SEE POT PAGE 5 I

I !Eitl .~

"d >n

•

i Leave the boundaries of time and space behind and take a front row, center seat for 120 minutes of hot, • via-satellite rock 'n roll. WHEN: Marchi 9ffipm. • WHERE: The Race ls On! 'JWo Nights OfPresidential Debates Derrwcrat Debates Join students from 6oo campuses for an historic first · Date Wild Pizza in presidential politics: College ~llite Network's Feb. 18 Election '88 marks the first time Democrat and Re­ Time 8:30 p. m. (SAC) publican candidates debate via satellite before students across the nation. All thirteen major party candidates Location SAC will participate, moderated by journalist Roger Mudd. . Republican Debates ADMISSION: Plus Special, Campus features Election '88 is more than debates. It will feature Date Feb. 19 special segments created specifically for the college FREE!! caiilpus including: Time 8:30 p. m. • C5N's National Sttxlent Referendum • Political Comedy Location SAC • Campus Newsreels produced by and for sttxlents • C5N's \blunteer Referral Network ·

ce1PEPSI. C5N's Election '88 will be two IllffilOrable nights that THEODCEOF ANEW~ you'll find as entertaini~ as it is infonnative. CSN CSNs Campaign lblunteer Referra/, Hotline IDJI TOYOTA 1-800-346-4802•1-214-869-1102 (in 'Jlrxas) LIVE - VIA-SAT ELL IT E • , Confetti, February 11, ~988, 5 Serpent a believable flick by Richard E. Karman The first 45 minutes of the tage Craven. movie are very predictable. Another positive note Few directors have made Naturally, we need a setting about The Serpent is that the slasher and voodoo type hor­ that deals with the occult. film doesn't throw everything ror films. And even fewer The politically,violent Haiti at you in the last five min­ have succeeded. shbuld do. Then Dr. Allen utes. The movie Angel Heart. But Wes Craven has. His obtains a guide named Mar- · directed by Alan ·Parker, did latest project ~ The Serpent . ieltohelphimnavigateabout · just that. The quick flash­ and the RaL"lbow, a film the country. It is this part of backs throughout the movie based on the non-fiction The Serpent that the audi- are all sewn together and novel by Wade Davis by the ence gets dragged along dumped on the audience so same name. Craven has meeting villagers that pass fast that ifyou blink your eye made the transition from the buck so they don't have to you miss who was respon­ bloody assault to· bloody oc­ directly help Allen and his sible for the murders. cult. cause. Although Angel Heart did Many movie goers ·associ­ Other basic occult themes portray the occult with a ate Craven with Nightmare can be found such as evil degree of effectiveness, it's a on Elm Street series. spells, blood, death, and sex. shame that it was overshad­ This being Craven's first . It isn't until the movie is owed by its flaws. attempt at a voodoo horror half over until we see some of On the other side of the film, it's surprising that he's Craven's movie magic. Un- scale is The Serpent. Instead done such a fin~job." The plot surprisingly, the nightmare of audience bombardment, isn't veiy new or different, episodes are prime as well as Craven exposes cinema hor­ but the type of horror that is the potency of his quick cut- ror cuhnination that gener­ used is refreshing to see . . ting techniques. ates a nuclear explosion of Anthropologist Dennis Al­ The Serpent and the Rain- ferocious violence. len attempts to bring back to bow is a much scarier film Although Craven hasn't the United States a wonder than any Nightmare movie. broken out of his not-using­ -_drug that brings people back Solely due to the fact that well-known-actors mold, he from the dead. But it can only Freddy Krueger is fictitious. has switched film compa­ work if given to the potential Voodoo or the occult may not nies, forthe moment. Instead corpse before he dies. The be believed by the masses, of New Line Cinema, where

body looks dead, but the but it does exist. The forceful he gained fame with the Photo Courtesy of Uruversal Pictures person can see, hear, andfeel brutality of the scene where Nightmare films, he is now everything going on around Allen gets tortured by the evil working with Universal Pic­ Wes Craven gives takes voodoo in a new direction in his new. him. voodoo priest Petrol is vin- tures. film, The Serpent and the R~inbow.

POT FROM PAGE 4 should I be tested?" Rola · should be put on a rehabilita­ way, it eliminates the middle son. She said she would nqt do asked. "If someone's lacking in tion. program." man and br~gs the price drugs if she had to do it all over - their job performance, and the Rola was good at talking down. It would also eliminate again. She's quit before, be­ she has worried a lot about the firm suspects that it's because about drugs in a business the bad. drugs." tween fiancees, yet she still ·bank she works for starting a of drugs, then I think it's O.K sense. "Maybe the government Rola said she's tried just enjoys getting high. random drug testing policy. "If to drug test. But, I don't think should market this with gov­ about everything, including a So does John Doe, a UCF drugs don't affect the way I people should be fired for test­ ernment control (legalized pot joint laced with PCP, the drug perform my job, then why ing positive. I think they smoking)," she said. "That that killed Paul Newman's SEE PCP PAGE 6

A 10% Discount Card* is now available for l\TowFor college students. Come in and show student m and receive your 10% fi 10% Less. Discount Card* today! The 10% Discount Card* is available and honored at the locations shown on entuc~ · the coupons below. *10% Discount Card not valid with any other coupon or fi1edCbicken® promo'j;ional offer. As an extra bonus, ·use these c~~pons for spec~al savings! ------,------,- ~ ------r------a CHICKEN LITTLESTM I ' 3 PIECE MEAL . I . 9 PIECE I 15 PIECE Vf'UEPACK, I .· $3.19 I CH;CKENONLY I C:ICKENONLY 2.19 I TMscoupongoodfo,3piecesofQ,iginalRedpeO oc I 5 99 I ,0j 59 Extra Crispy '" chicken, individual coleslaw, individual • . ~ • This coupon good for 3 Chicken Littles™, regular fries, I mash!=!d potatoes and gravy, and a biscuit for only I This coupon go9d for 9 pieces of Original Recipe® I This coupon good for 15 pieces of Original Reeipe® and medium drink for ony $2,19. No substitutions. $3.19. Good only for white/dark combinations. No or Extra Crispy '" chicken for only $5.99. Good for or Extra Crispy'" chicken for only $10.59. Good for · Customer pays all applicable sales tax. Offer expires: I substituli?ns. Customer pays all applicable sales tax. I whit~/dark combinatio'ns only. Customer pays !;ill ' I white/dark combinations only. Customer pays all February 29, 1988. Coupon good only at 444 N. Offer expires: February 29, 1988. Coupon good only applicable sales tax. Offer expires : February 29, applicable sales tax. Offer expires: February 29, Bumby Ave., Orlando, FL 32803 and 10825 E. I at 444 N. Bumby Ave., Orlando, FL 32803 and 10825 I 1988. Coupon good only at 444 N. Bumby Ave., I 1988. Coupon good only at 444 N. Bumby Ave., Colonial Dr., Union Park, FL 32807. E. Colonial Dr., Union Park, FL 32807. Orlando, FL 32803 and 10825 E. Colonial Dr., Union Orlando, FL 32803 and 10825 E. Colonial Dr., Union · I I .Park. FL 32807. I Park, FL 32807. 1 ~ntuc!tJ . 1 ~ntuC!tJ 1 ~ntuC!tJ .· • Fi1edChicken® • Fi1edChicken® • Fi1ed·cmcken® ------I ------I ------I- - -·-·------. 6, Confetti, February 11, 1988 Seven year pla.Il becoming a college reality by Logan Belle and Dave Schlenker "Seven... seven years of college down You get the picture. Yet, in all the drain!" That might have been honesty, there are actually many real The views and opinions in this col­ intended as ajoke, but most college factors that are more than apparent umn do not necessarily represent students today have found it to be a Something to the patient student. Money, of those of the authors. if youfin.dftnd reality. College is taking a heck of a course. is the most prevalent. The anything in this column offensive, lot longer to finish nowadays. Different cost of going to college is going up racist, rude, liberal.radical, sexist, Years prior to these have proved every year. How can you be a full- right-wing, left-wing, middle-wing, . that a person could go into college time student when you're working 40 little-wing, buffalo-wing, communis­ and get out in roughly four years party of the future Will produce con- hours· a week just to pay for your • tic, socialistic, impressionistic, satan­ without many hassles. Now college versations of this nature: _ tuition? It gets damned confusing. isti.c, preppy, yuppie.fascist,fashion­ students today have to worry about "Say Biff, how are you? I haven't Changing and often confusing school istic, trendy, or just plain stupid, di­ CLAST, GED requirements, rapidly seen you since our freshmen year!" policies are also a factor in this sce- rect all comments, complaints, rising tuition, foreign language, etc. "We~l Muffers, you know how hec- narto. The idea of ECCS being trendy checks, criticisms, etc. to ·our par­ Sure, these factors are great to tell tic it can get in your seventeenth simply stems fron;i the patience of the ents, for they are much to blame for the folks, yet what is the real reason? year, and you still can't find an in- students; if the financial situation our social upbringing. We simply think that the contem­ ternship. Hey, shouldn't you be permits, contemporary students porary, hip, fashion-conscience stu­ graduatirJ.g soon?" don't really mind the delay. We know that most of you fresh­ dent feels that it is trendy to stay in "Oh, I applied. and evecything, but Animal House could actually help men out there saw the classic Be­ college for the rest of his/her dying that new rule about having to live in the modern student. The movie is lushi flick, Animal House before you days. It's a contest of sorts. Although, Seminole Hall for exactly fourteen loaded with pleasant suggestions to left for college. Your thoughts most some students cheat by taking on a and a half credit hours is holding me help pass the time of ECCS. probably of mindless, yet classy col­ "double major" and then end up back. But, aside from that, they tell The only difference is that today's lege pranks. College was going to be dropping it. True, money is a slight me the prospects look pretty good toga party may last a couple years one big party for you, right? Well factor in Elongated College Career within the next eight years." longer. guess what gang, reality has hit you Syndrome (ECCS), but if that angle is "Man, what a bummer. That square in the .face! covered, there are other problems for means you'll miss next decade's fra­ The authors of this column would Do you remegiber the great Be­ us, often yuppie-minded, individu­ ternity bash." like to disclaim the disclaimer that lushi' line when his character finds als. · "Oh really, well hey, I can't miss disclaims this column. By the out that he's being expelled: We ·can see it now. The college that. So why don't I . ·:" way .... Logan is Black.

PCP FROM PAGE 5 added, "I think it's just how wish you would." he had to do it all over again, "Everything goes in cycles. you perform your job that Doe cut back on his con­ and he said he plans to steer It goes conservative and then should count. To hell with sumption. "When you stop us­ his future posterity away from goes back to liberalism. What athlete, who has competed in what's in your closet.· ing, it's like you come down in it. would you have ifyou legalized his sport on acid trips, among Everybody's got something in a plane with one wheel," he Another UCF athlete who marijuana, a society full of pot several other drugs. "I com­ their closet." said. "I came down and has done all the drugs, Oscar heads? Give me a break. Mari­ peted on drugs in. my events, Yet Doe admits that com­ bounced back up and then Mann, said the more conserva­ juana hasn't proven to be ad­ and I found it to have a relax­ peting on drugs . has scared came down again and then tive perspective on drug use, dictive." ing effect," Doe said. "It him. "Your heart gets going finally hit my equilibrium. I today, has made him · more Mann soon will be looking seemed to enhance my per­ really fast, arid you think it's did less and less until I came reserved. "I used to be an out­ for a job in a job market, in formance at the beginning, but going to burst out of your off my addictio.n. spoken advocate of using which according to a College with longer and increased chest,"he said. "Sometimes it's "You stop one way or an­ drugs, but now I can't be; it's Press Service story, 27 percent usage, I found myself becom­ so intense, you think you're other, eitherfromjail, death or stupid to be," Mann said. "I of the firms giv~ drug tests, ing dependant on its effects." going to die, and sometimes complete obstinacy." Doe, too, just believe in an individual's A talented athlete, Doe your heart beats so much-you said he wouldn't do it ag~ if right to. choose. SEE TEST PAGE 7

t J

The Central Florida Future is currently accepting applications from students for the positions of Editor in Chief and Busin_ess Manager. ,.

Editor in Chief Duties: Overall responsibility for the publication and management of a campus newspaper. Determines editorial content and policies, appoints and supervises a staff of student writers and editors. Oversees the paper's business man­ ager and business department, and serves a~ a member of the University's Board of Publications. · Candidates must show their experience and/or academic achievement in reporting, editing and co~munication law.

Business Manager Dut ies: Resp_onsible for the management of the newspaper's business office. Appoints and supervises a staff of student managers and advertising representatives and serves as a member of tne university's Board of Publications.

Eligibility: Candidates must have a minimum of a 2.0 gpa and be at least a part-time student.

Application: Applications are available in the Central Florida Future's business and editorial offices. Completed ap­ plications must be received by 4:30 p.m., February 24th to be considered. 5 f or more information on either position, call 275-2865 and talk to Don W~ ttekind.

-_ • Confetti, February 11, 1988, 7

TEST FROM PAGE 6 two years . • "I would never do it again, l but I'm glad I did it," Hektor including Martin Marietta. said. "With three freinds, I Butler Plaza Chinese "Twenty-seven percent isn't drank mushroom juice the 1417Hwy436 ... ------, too bad," Mann said. "I ex­ night we graduated from high Restaurant 110% OFF I pected 50 percent. school. We went to an airport #145 I - I "I'm searching for a job right and spent ten hours, until Casselberry, FL I The cost of I now. And if I have to, I'll stop dawn, watching planes land. doing drugs for two months, so I've never been higher or hap­ (Face Howell Branch) I your meal I I can pass a drug test." pier. It lifted me like fve never Tel: 678-1998 I with UCF I.D. I Mann has already faced a been lifted since and probably OPEN: I Genghis Kahn I drug testing policy at the UCF won't be again. I don't know I ~ -)'t I athletic department. "I had to where those three guys are, 7 days a week sign a form that said I'd gladly but I will remember them and (Dinn~r Only) I !Fl! I donate a specimen, or I'd be I will remember that night immediately ineligible for the when we tripped and were L------~ season," Mann said, who used young, and that will bond us drugs as a recreation and together eternally. Maybe never competed on drugs. that's not such a terrible - Mann made it through the thing." season without being tested. In our desires to live life to Hektor Boedagus, too, the fullest and to be able to get wishes he could do it over a way from the problems we again. Before being a UCF face, should we tum to drugs? student, Hektor, very athletic, "I don't know just where f m was a· gym rat at a Central going, and I'm going to try for Florida high school who the kingdom if I can cause it dreamed of playing NBA bas­ makes me feel like I'm a man ketball. Then one day his when I put a spike into my coach caught him smoking a vein, let me tell you things joint and kicked Hektor off the aren't quite the same, when team. ·Boedagus turned to I'm rushing on my run, and I smoking more-, growing his feel like Jesus's son, and I hair long and doing other guess I just don't know,, and I II drugs. And in his first year of guess I just don't know." ' college, he quit school and Lou Reed traveled around the world for -Heroin

~ ~~ F inancia{A id t• •• OUR HOl FRESH ·-~ --- forCo{{ege @1988SRG . . ' Private Sector Scholarships and Grants (graduate and PIZZA MAKES · undergraduate) are available regardless of family THESEDEAlS income, MILLIONS GO UNCLAIMED EACH YEAR. ll Results Guaranteed! . WINNERS. I ' For information, call toll-free (800) USA-1221, ext. 0627

Ill. ~~~~a

Call Domino's Pizza® Now and , Take Advantage of These Great Offers!

SeTving UniveTsity of HOUTS: CentTal FloTida: 11AM-1AM Sun.-Thurs. 11AM-2AM Fri. & Sat t 896-3030 12213 University Blvd.

2 Medium Cheese Pizzas A large 2 or more A large 3 or more EXECUTIVE topping pizza. topping pizza. for $8.88! ·SUPPORT Two medium 12" Order a delicious Order a delicious cheese pizzas. Each 16" large pizza I • 16" large pizza with extra·topping just with TWO or more 1 · THREE or more CENTERS INC. $1.28 for both toppings and get 1 : . ® toppings and get pizzas. (Tax not $2.000FF! I Ill $3.000FF! included.) I I Valid at participating stores only. Not valid with Valid at participating stores only. Not valid with I Valid at parricipating stores only Not valid with any other coupon or offer. Pnces may vary. any other coupon or offer. Prices may vary. I any other coupon or offer. Prices may vary. Customer pays applicable sales tax. Limited Customer pays applicable sales tax. Limited I Customer pays applicable sales tax. Limited delivery areas. Drivers carry less than $20. ~;1;:i?D~~~~~~r~~~~c~~~ Jess than $20. I delivery areas. Drivers carry less than $20. ©1988 Domino's Pizza, Inc. 1 ©1988 Domino's Pizza. Inc · ,______..I L.1. ••••••••••• ..1

11476/3834 • 8, Confutti, February 11, 1988 • RICK FROM PAGE 2 "Hold on to Your Dreams" is among the other highlights of side two. It's beginning is interesting: professing the funky, and almost like a need for more than just blues song, it leads into a up ST. JO.SEPH'S physical love: tempo bouncy song filled We don't make love so with the flair of a deep-rooted CATHOLIC CHURCH . much as/ Have a bedroom horn section. The lyrics are a crucifixiJ:Jn/ Any love you re­ little abstract but they come ceive only seems to go skin across well: Saturday Vigil Mass deep/ You lost the key don't The big dreams weren't 6:00 P.M. - throw away the house/ hard to make/ Way. back Though I love yourflesh and then/ Something pure about blood/ This the real thing Snnday Masses ts I that/ Sufferfor art and pas­ And I want more from you sion and JX1.in/ Standing 8:00, 10:30 & 12 Noon than blood and skin. here/ What happened to Side two is by far the best those dreams/ Don't tell me side of the album. -rear it All Choir Rehearsal their overI While your heart is SUPPORT Down" leads off side two and still beating. Wednesday, .7 :00 P.M. is an excellent commentaiy .· on the things in the world So what is the verdict on The that aren't right: Rick Springfield's new There's factories in the album? It's a great pop National 1501 Alafaya Trail fields where/ We used to ~album. I enjoyed listening to 275-0841 . run/ There's smoke in the it and all critical · assess­ Urban sky I And it blocks out the ments aside, I think pop fans sun/ There's a hard day will enjoy it. However, rm coming for us/ Daughters still a sucker for the hard League WELCOME and sons/ Wake up; some core simplistic Rick Spring:. things had better change. field of Working Class Dog. We can make a world of difference. Explore The Exotic St. Je>hn's River lllll111111111 Pontoon Boat Rental $50 A Day (gas extra) Acconiodates 10 ' - ~ ~ • Visit Blue Springs State Park (30 min. trip)

I - Nature Trail to Spring Boil . - See .manatee in their winter home (Nov. - April) - Swim in crystal (?lear spring water (constant 72° temp.) IL - Picnic area l/llUlli/llfffi; • Dock at Hontoon Island State Park (5 min.) - Nature trail & picnic area - 80 ft. observation tower • See the many species of birds and wildlife .Introductory that abound along the river. Meeting!! HONTOON LANDING MARINA Come and see YL from the . 2317 RIVER RIDGE ROAD • DELAND, FL 32720 1 .800 248 2474 40 Miles from Orlando other side of High School! , --- With This Ad Good Through May 31, 1988 • Leadership • Training • Teamwork ''AN EXCITING ADVENTURE!'' I "'Cry Freedom' is powerful ... An exciting adventure of escape .•. A movie of passion!' • Challenge -Gene Shalit, TODAY SHOW/NBC-TV · •Fun February 24, 7 PM - 8 :30 P.M. ''THE FILM OF THE YEAR the decade, even of this generation!' ' Student Center, Room 214 -Marshall Fine, GANNETI NEWSPAPERS For Details: 628-1303 ' - ., ·------· i SPACE COAST i

=I SURVIVAL GAMES I= I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I , I I . 'TM I 1 An Outdoor Aaventure 1 = The ULTIMATE Fraternity Challenge = i •••,•• t i t / I I Brevard Orange/Seminole 1· I (305) 639-2024 (305) 422-3363 I . . ·------· •