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TUESDAY, MARCH 8 4/Week in Distortion: Trains of Thought by Mike Keegan 5/Music: No Movies, but Here's a Potato by Pythagoras & Weird Beard 6/0n Other Campuses edited by DQug Anderson 22/Coming Distractions compiled by Doug Anderson Cover 24/Final Word by Tom Doyle and Mike Paese You Have Been Given The 12/0ne Prime Time Recruiting Network Gift Of Choice .... by Bob Gordon News 8/Confidentiality: Fact or Fiction Sports USE IT ON MARCH 8 by Tom Pavlik 18/Sportsweek AND VOTE compiled by John Monyak

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TUESDAY, MARCH 8 4/Week in Distortion: Trains of Thought by Mike Keegan 5/Music: No Movies, but Here's a Potato by Pythagoras & Weird Beard 6/0n Other Campuses edited by DQug Anderson 22/Coming Distractions compiled by Doug Anderson Cover 24/Final Word by Tom Doyle and Mike Paese You Have Been Given The 12/0ne Prime Time Recruiting Network Gift Of Choice .... by Bob Gordon News 8/Confidentiality: Fact or Fiction Sports USE IT ON MARCH 8 by Tom Pavlik 18/Sportsweek AND VOTE compiled by John Monyak

Cover photo by Joe Vitacco

Scholutic is publiDhod woakIJ' durin, the IChool year except durin, examindUms DDd vacation period. at Notre Dame; IN 46558 and pdfttGd at '!'he Papcn, Inc., Milford, IN 46542. The aubtlJlcriptioD rate i. S20.00/year and back inue. are available 81.00/copy. The opinion. txpl'CIIIIOd 'in 8choIMtic an thit or the authora and editol'll and do not nKeu.rily I'CIplWInt the opiaUona of tlle entire editorial board oI8cholutic or tbe Univemty of Notre Dame, ita adminiltration, faculty or .tudent body. Editorial. repr... nt the opinion of a ,.auUority or tbe edltorhl board. ManulCriph are ".lcome. All un.olicited mat.rial become the property of Scholutic. Scholutic i. ftJ'rasented nationally by CASS Communicatiolll. Inc . • leaf ScholuUc ___De. AU richta neerved. ReproductioD in whole or part without permiuion i. prohibited. Editorial ..

McKernan Re-Elected Scholastic Editor for 1988-89 Concur on Confidentiality Kathleen McKernan, a junior Newsweek On Campus. from Albuquerque, NM, has been "Scholastic has made great re-elected Scholastic editor-in­ strides in its advertising "The Whether or not confidentiality truly exists within the chief for 1988-89 by a majority of magazine's prestige also has University Counseling and Health Center, there are serious the editorial board. Her second greatly increased on campus due to enough questions among the students that the centers are ren­ term will begin on March 31. the effort and commitment of the quality staff we presently have. dered less effective that they could be. Valid student concern McKernan, an English and stems from the fact that students sent to counseling by a Next year, I'd like to continue American studies major, has been with that progress." campus authority do, in fact, have their situation discussed editor-in-chief since April 1987. with the uJ)per-level administration. Immediately before that, she She said, "Some things will be Fears of cases being discussed with John Goldrick's office served as news editor at Scholastic. easier next year with our new typ­ cause students to shy away from counseling. And although Previously, she was the assistant setting and layout system. A lot of some point to the center's increased "business" as indicative sports editor. During her freshman the staff will be returning as well. of a positive program there, the increased number of people year, she was. a sportswriter for We'll be able to give the students treated at the center can be. attributed as much to ever­ The Observer. McKernan is also the quality publication they increasing awareness of alcohol and drug problems as to a Notre Dame's correspondent for deserve." feeling of student trust with the counseling resources at Notre Dame. Perhaps the center does indeed keep couseling sessions confidential, but if that is the case, a more active effort should be taken to alleviate the common student concern. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 21 7:00pm Jazz Combo Performance Patrick Utz, director of the Counseling Center admits J.A.C.C. Concourse 8:00pm Josef Skvorecky reading that his office must provide Goldrick's office ~ith an J.A.C.C. Concourse evaaluatioon oof cases in which students are sent to the center. Reception following In Monogram Room . MONDAY, FEBRUARY 22 12:oopm Conversation with Josef Skvorecky That requirement only inhibits students from discussing the UbralY Lounge 8:00pm Marilyn KlYsl reading extent of their problems. Students undoubtedly would be Ubrary Audttorium much more open with the counselors if fear of punishment Reception following In UbralY Lounge didn't hang over their heads. Consequently, a more open TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 23 12:oopm Conversation with Marilyn KlYsl and Etheridge Knight, atmosphere would help the counselors advise the students UbralY Lounge .. • 8:00pm Peter Michaelson and Etheridge Knight more effectively. reading. Ubrary Auditorium Reception following In Ubrary Lounge Al~hough people are not always willing to discuss prob­ 1988 WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 24 12:oopm Corwersallon with Peter Michaelson lems wIth the counseling center and confidentiality out of a UbralY Lounge fear of losing even more of their privacy, there are enough Sophomore 8:00pm John Engels reading Literary UbralY Auditorium concerns travelling along the student grapevine that it is likely Festival Reception following In UbralY Lcur:lge that problems have occurred: students have been punished lHURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25 1.2:oopm Conversation with John Engels UbralY Lounge from "confessions" in therapy. In principle, that is wrong. University 8:00pm Don Hendrie, Jr. reading iJbrary Auditorium Furthermore, it fails to help the patiempts by the administra­ of Reception following In Ubrary Lounge Notre tion fight any attempt to punish students for rule violations Dome FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 26 8:00am Breakfast with Don Hendrie, Jr. South Dining Hall confided in therapy. When it comes to the health and counsel­ 8:00pm Paule Marshall roadlng ing center, Notre Dame should avoid the emphasis on the pun­ Ubrary Auditorium Reception following In UbralY Lounge itive, and truly help its students. That's why health and ccoun­ sponsored by seling services are there in the first place. 12:OOpm Conversation with Paule Marshall Student Union Board SATURDAY,FEBRUARY27 UbralY Lounge Scholastic ALL EVENTS ARE FREE OF CHARGE AND EVERYONE IS WELCOME

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McKernan Re-Elected Scholastic Editor for 1988-89 Concur on Confidentiality Kathleen McKernan, a junior Newsweek On Campus. from Albuquerque, NM, has been "Scholastic has made great re-elected Scholastic editor-in­ strides in its advertising "The Whether or not confidentiality truly exists within the chief for 1988-89 by a majority of magazine's prestige also has University Counseling and Health Center, there are serious the editorial board. Her second greatly increased on campus due to enough questions among the students that the centers are ren­ term will begin on March 31. the effort and commitment of the quality staff we presently have. dered less effective that they could be. Valid student concern McKernan, an English and stems from the fact that students sent to counseling by a Next year, I'd like to continue American studies major, has been with that progress." campus authority do, in fact, have their situation discussed editor-in-chief since April 1987. with the uJ)per-level administration. Immediately before that, she She said, "Some things will be Fears of cases being discussed with John Goldrick's office served as news editor at Scholastic. easier next year with our new typ­ cause students to shy away from counseling. And although Previously, she was the assistant setting and layout system. A lot of some point to the center's increased "business" as indicative sports editor. During her freshman the staff will be returning as well. of a positive program there, the increased number of people year, she was. a sportswriter for We'll be able to give the students treated at the center can be. attributed as much to ever­ The Observer. McKernan is also the quality publication they increasing awareness of alcohol and drug problems as to a Notre Dame's correspondent for deserve." feeling of student trust with the counseling resources at Notre Dame. Perhaps the center does indeed keep couseling sessions confidential, but if that is the case, a more active effort should be taken to alleviate the common student concern. SCHEDULE OF EVENTS SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 21 7:00pm Jazz Combo Performance Patrick Utz, director of the Counseling Center admits J.A.C.C. Concourse 8:00pm Josef Skvorecky reading that his office must provide Goldrick's office ~ith an J.A.C.C. Concourse evaaluatioon oof cases in which students are sent to the center. Reception following In Monogram Room . MONDAY, FEBRUARY 22 12:oopm Conversation with Josef Skvorecky That requirement only inhibits students from discussing the UbralY Lounge 8:00pm Marilyn KlYsl reading extent of their problems. Students undoubtedly would be Ubrary Audttorium much more open with the counselors if fear of punishment Reception following In UbralY Lounge didn't hang over their heads. Consequently, a more open TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 23 12:oopm Conversation with Marilyn KlYsl and Etheridge Knight, atmosphere would help the counselors advise the students UbralY Lounge .. • 8:00pm Peter Michaelson and Etheridge Knight more effectively. reading. Ubrary Auditorium Reception following In Ubrary Lounge Al~hough people are not always willing to discuss prob­ 1988 WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 24 12:oopm Corwersallon with Peter Michaelson lems wIth the counseling center and confidentiality out of a UbralY Lounge fear of losing even more of their privacy, there are enough Sophomore 8:00pm John Engels reading Literary UbralY Auditorium concerns travelling along the student grapevine that it is likely Festival Reception following In UbralY Lcur:lge that problems have occurred: students have been punished lHURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25 1.2:oopm Conversation with John Engels UbralY Lounge from "confessions" in therapy. In principle, that is wrong. University 8:00pm Don Hendrie, Jr. reading iJbrary Auditorium Furthermore, it fails to help the patiempts by the administra­ of Reception following In Ubrary Lounge Notre tion fight any attempt to punish students for rule violations Dome FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 26 8:00am Breakfast with Don Hendrie, Jr. South Dining Hall confided in therapy. When it comes to the health and counsel­ 8:00pm Paule Marshall roadlng ing center, Notre Dame should avoid the emphasis on the pun­ Ubrary Auditorium Reception following In UbralY Lounge itive, and truly help its students. That's why health and ccoun­ sponsored by seling services are there in the first place. 12:OOpm Conversation with Paule Marshall Student Union Board SATURDAY,FEBRUARY27 UbralY Lounge Scholastic ALL EVENTS ARE FREE OF CHARGE AND EVERYONE IS WELCOME

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Week In Distortion/Mike Keegan Music/Pythagoras and Weird Beard

I Train Thou ht No Movies, But Here's A Potato

he other night horses hooves.(That's why moms now how we got to the next gen­ r-- --. I had some feed this to you, so your nails eration. What sort of breeding , 'trains of will grow strong and healthy.) I went on to produce these thought. That can just see a corral of horses in mutants? I can just see Mr. ince we've been Ben? Well, this is the music play­ "It's great to have nothing/Do happens when western Wyoming with ND Spock beaming Scotty up and on probation ing in the backround. A perfect things in the nude./It's sweet to you're just stamped on their rears destined producing Lamar Burton. What a due to pre-trial mood-setter for your own home be hungry;/It's finger lick in' ..... eo-.. sitting around to become lime jello. story that would make. diversion, off­ seductions. A vailable on the good." and a bunch campus treks Next, in this logical proces­ Question: If you were in a soundtrack album. "Girl Can't Help It" by we­ pop in and out of your mind. I sion, we come to squirrels. room with a two-by-four who have become "In Dreams" by Roy Orbison, don't-know-who, from Pink figured that I'd write them down Everyone here at Notre Dame would you pummel first- ala hazardous for us. Because of from Blue Velvet. This bit­ Flamingos. Dedicated to because people like Joyce and feeds them and they are becom­ obnoxious Cardinals fan, a:n this, we have found new diver­ tersweet love song is twisted by everyone's favorite 300-1bs. Faulkner always received praise ing too tame. The other day, one obnoxious Bears fan, or an sion in our friendly VCR. She the director to parody traditional transvestite, Divine, this song arid money for doing this. So actually ran up to me and started obnoxious Giants fan? doesn't bite; nor talk back. S~e American values. plays as he/she non-chalantly here are some of the workings of nibbling on my shoe string. This Answer:(Choose only one): (a) all won't say no, and she lets us SIp my mind. some drink without a scolding defecates on someone's front has got to stop. No one seems to of the abov, (b) Oprah Winfrey, "It's a Lovely Life" by Rick lawn. What do you think Mick realize that squirrels are not or (c) a and b only. word. While watching sick, vile, Wakeman, from Crimes of Pa~­ Jagger feels like whenever he domestic pets like dogs and cats. and esoteric movies, we've sion. Like the song above, thIS hears Justine Bateman sing Satis­ Squirrels are nothing less than Finally a few spur of the discovered many unique songs one juxtaposes the ideal midd~e faction, and why do you think he buried amongst the violence, furry varmints and don't deserve moment thoughts strung together class dream with an absurd can­ ever let her make a movie based angst, and just plain debauchery free food from us. Everyone by a stream of unconsciousness. cature of that dream. "Voodoo" by Sutrealism, on his classic song? should stop feeding them. The of these flicks. Here are a few of As Johnny Domer sat in his win~ "Bedazzled" by Peter Cook, from Sophia's Embryo. Keep Speaking of classic songs, the next time one comes up to you these ditties: Olympics were just on and I dow looking at February with its from Bedazzled. In the role of your eye out for this newly· give it a swift kick(there is no cold winds and faIling snow he "It's All Too Much" by the produced flick. Lines such as, want to know how anyone gets use in talking to these varmints. the modern-day Lucifer, Peter realized that Spring Break was Beatles, from Yellow Submarine. "Hate me for what I am/Hate me involved with sports like ski Physical force is the only way to Cook drones this anti-love song, only around the corner. and that This is one of the Beatles' most for what I'm not/Do you feel jumping and speed skating? grab their attention.) Maybe they singing such lines as, "I don't soon the beaches, beer, bikinis obscure songs, but also one of used?" make the film more real When I was a little boy, my dad will realize they are just wild love you/Go away./I'm self­ bought me a mitt and signed me and fun associated with warm their most psychedelic rockers. contained/You fill me with Iner­ than it already isn't. Must be animals and begin to run from us places would revitalize his frozen Dig the sitars, man, run back­ up for Little League. Do some like normal squirrels. tia." So much for romance. seen to be disbelieved. . fathers actually come home from soul while at the same time mak­ wards through filters. If you get a chance, give these I wonder what Jimmy the ing him forget about the South "Puberty Love" by Donny films a viewing, and listen for work one night and say, "Come Greek is doing these days? I "Always Lonk on the Bright Bend blues which at this time of Desmond from Attack of the these songs. We end with our here Johnny. Old Dad here just heard that he has taken up the Side of Life" by Monty Python, year acted only as a metaphysical Killer T~matoes. In a voice that individual decrees: Pythagoras: bought you a luge and signed you research and the writing of his­ from Life of Brian. A good song existence of slush slowly drag­ would make a tenor in a boy's Three men floating in up for some races down at the torically accurate texts. His first to cheer you up on those cloudy ging the spirit through. the ever choir screech, Donny wails about porridge/First man dies/Second track this weekend."? book is entitled, "The Greek South Bend days. Its nihilistic, accumulating doldrums of life the traumas of adolescence. man dies Third man dies.jAll is This brings me to jello (How I Family Lineage: How the White fatalistic theme is enough to which in and of itself has no real quiet, thick, and stagnant. don't know.) Has anyone noticed Farmer Bred The Rabbit With make the biggest Scrooge chortle "Theme from Sweet Movie" meaning in· February because the sky rocketing population of the Donkey to Produce the in amusement. by anonymous, from Sweet Weird Beard: If bats had jello cubes in the dining halls Jack-Ass."(I wonder if I'll get February leads from one day to Movie. This song attempts to wings, then .... Oh, wait. Never" lately? Jello is all over the place. fired for saying that.) the next without ever saying "Sunporch Cha-Cha" by an encapsulate the true meaning of mind. It's like Monk and Mr. Hickey Speaking of breeding, how anything or completing a mean­ orchestra, from The Graduate. this movie, from defecation c~n­ ingful phrase one which begins have become buddies with Bill about that new series Star Trek: Remember the scene where Mrs. tests to the perils of food orgIes. Pythagoras and Weird Beard a,re Cosby or something. Did you The Next Generation? Sure the and ends but never really fin­ Robinson begins her seduction of The lyrics speak for themselves: . ishes one that tells us that ... John Mikulak .and Scott Sellg, know that jello is made from show's interesting, but I want to respectively. :1 4 Scholastic February 25, 1988 5 I 'f i $ 1

Week In Distortion/Mike Keegan Music/Pythagoras and Weird Beard

I Train Thou ht No Movies, But Here's A Potato he other night horses hooves.(That's why moms now how we got to the next gen­ r-- --. I had some feed this to you, so your nails eration. What sort of breeding , 'trains of will grow strong and healthy.) I went on to produce these thought. That can just see a corral of horses in mutants? I can just see Mr. ince we've been Ben? Well, this is the music play­ "It's great to have nothing/Do happens when western Wyoming with ND Spock beaming Scotty up and on probation ing in the backround. A perfect things in the nude./It's sweet to you're just stamped on their rears destined producing Lamar Burton. What a due to pre-trial mood-setter for your own home be hungry;/It's finger lick in' ..... eo-.. sitting around to become lime jello. story that would make. diversion, off­ seductions. A vailable on the good." and a bunch campus treks Next, in this logical proces­ Question: If you were in a soundtrack album. "Girl Can't Help It" by we­ pop in and out of your mind. I sion, we come to squirrels. room with a two-by-four who have become "In Dreams" by Roy Orbison, don't-know-who, from Pink figured that I'd write them down Everyone here at Notre Dame would you pummel first- ala hazardous for us. Because of from Blue Velvet. This bit­ Flamingos. Dedicated to because people like Joyce and feeds them and they are becom­ obnoxious Cardinals fan, a:n this, we have found new diver­ tersweet love song is twisted by everyone's favorite 300-1bs. Faulkner always received praise ing too tame. The other day, one obnoxious Bears fan, or an sion in our friendly VCR. She the director to parody traditional transvestite, Divine, this song arid money for doing this. So actually ran up to me and started obnoxious Giants fan? doesn't bite; nor talk back. S~e American values. plays as he/she non-chalantly here are some of the workings of nibbling on my shoe string. This Answer:(Choose only one): (a) all won't say no, and she lets us SIp my mind. some drink without a scolding defecates on someone's front has got to stop. No one seems to of the abov, (b) Oprah Winfrey, "It's a Lovely Life" by Rick lawn. What do you think Mick realize that squirrels are not or (c) a and b only. word. While watching sick, vile, Wakeman, from Crimes of Pa~­ Jagger feels like whenever he domestic pets like dogs and cats. and esoteric movies, we've sion. Like the song above, thIS hears Justine Bateman sing Satis­ Squirrels are nothing less than Finally a few spur of the discovered many unique songs one juxtaposes the ideal midd~e faction, and why do you think he buried amongst the violence, furry varmints and don't deserve moment thoughts strung together class dream with an absurd can­ ever let her make a movie based angst, and just plain debauchery free food from us. Everyone by a stream of unconsciousness. cature of that dream. "Voodoo" by Sutrealism, on his classic song? should stop feeding them. The of these flicks. Here are a few of As Johnny Domer sat in his win~ "Bedazzled" by Peter Cook, from Sophia's Embryo. Keep Speaking of classic songs, the next time one comes up to you these ditties: Olympics were just on and I dow looking at February with its from Bedazzled. In the role of your eye out for this newly· give it a swift kick(there is no cold winds and faIling snow he "It's All Too Much" by the produced flick. Lines such as, want to know how anyone gets use in talking to these varmints. the modern-day Lucifer, Peter realized that Spring Break was Beatles, from Yellow Submarine. "Hate me for what I am/Hate me involved with sports like ski Physical force is the only way to Cook drones this anti-love song, only around the corner. and that This is one of the Beatles' most for what I'm not/Do you feel jumping and speed skating? grab their attention.) Maybe they singing such lines as, "I don't soon the beaches, beer, bikinis obscure songs, but also one of used?" make the film more real When I was a little boy, my dad will realize they are just wild love you/Go away./I'm self­ bought me a mitt and signed me and fun associated with warm their most psychedelic rockers. contained/You fill me with Iner­ than it already isn't. Must be animals and begin to run from us places would revitalize his frozen Dig the sitars, man, run back­ up for Little League. Do some like normal squirrels. tia." So much for romance. seen to be disbelieved. . fathers actually come home from soul while at the same time mak­ wards through filters. If you get a chance, give these I wonder what Jimmy the ing him forget about the South "Puberty Love" by Donny films a viewing, and listen for work one night and say, "Come Greek is doing these days? I "Always Lonk on the Bright Bend blues which at this time of Desmond from Attack of the these songs. We end with our here Johnny. Old Dad here just heard that he has taken up the Side of Life" by Monty Python, year acted only as a metaphysical Killer T~matoes. In a voice that individual decrees: Pythagoras: bought you a luge and signed you research and the writing of his­ from Life of Brian. A good song existence of slush slowly drag­ would make a tenor in a boy's Three men floating in up for some races down at the torically accurate texts. His first to cheer you up on those cloudy ging the spirit through. the ever choir screech, Donny wails about porridge/First man dies/Second track this weekend."? book is entitled, "The Greek South Bend days. Its nihilistic, accumulating doldrums of life the traumas of adolescence. man dies Third man dies.jAll is This brings me to jello (How I Family Lineage: How the White fatalistic theme is enough to which in and of itself has no real quiet, thick, and stagnant. don't know.) Has anyone noticed Farmer Bred The Rabbit With make the biggest Scrooge chortle "Theme from Sweet Movie" meaning in· February because the sky rocketing population of the Donkey to Produce the in amusement. by anonymous, from Sweet Weird Beard: If bats had jello cubes in the dining halls Jack-Ass."(I wonder if I'll get February leads from one day to Movie. This song attempts to wings, then .... Oh, wait. Never" lately? Jello is all over the place. fired for saying that.) the next without ever saying "Sunporch Cha-Cha" by an encapsulate the true meaning of mind. It's like Monk and Mr. Hickey Speaking of breeding, how anything or completing a mean­ orchestra, from The Graduate. this movie, from defecation c~n­ ingful phrase one which begins have become buddies with Bill about that new series Star Trek: Remember the scene where Mrs. tests to the perils of food orgIes. Pythagoras and Weird Beard a,re Cosby or something. Did you The Next Generation? Sure the and ends but never really fin­ Robinson begins her seduction of The lyrics speak for themselves: . ishes one that tells us that ... John Mikulak .and Scott Sellg, know that jello is made from show's interesting, but I want to respectively. :1 4 Scholastic February 25, 1988 5 I 'f i 3

Asking pledges to wear burlap "Honor Code Suggested" and "New underwear isn't hazing, say two members of Kappa Dorms Being Built" sound familiar? No, it's not the Sigma fraternity at underwear isn't hazing, say two latest edition of any Notre Dame publication. The head­ Southwest Texas State University. According to the Caught With Their lines belong to The Villanovan of Villanova University. Holy Cross Crusader, all twenty-five Kappa Sigma Pants Down Evidently, the university is planning to build two new pledges "volunteered" to wear the garments because it dorms and carefully regard an honor code to combat was a fraternity tradition. One pledge was arrested after "the problem of cheating and academic dishonesty he refused to explain why he was in a field at 3 a.m., Students at Southwest Texas State participate in hazing activities to the among the Villanova student body." Other sources wearing burlap underwear and covered with motor oil. claim that Villanova is planning on building its own He was charged under a new state law requiring anyone dismay of dome and starting a true caliber football team. with knowledge of a hazing incident to report it. The their superiors university is also in~estigating the hazing charges. The University of Iowa will not publish an edition of a national lesbian magazine because it con­ "Lustful coeds a danger" reads a headline tains phototgraphs of nude women, although such a ban in the Holy Cross Crusader to the report, men as well as may violate Iowa's human rights policy forbidding women can be victims of date rape. Sixteen percent of discrimination against gays. Despite Iowa's Human college-age men have been coerced into sex, which con­ Rights Committee recommeded to print the magazine firms research completed by Playboy in 1983; The big­ "irrespective of content", interim president Richard gest surprise of the study, however, is that it found that Remington plans to uphold the printing. ban until a sixteen percent of college age men needed to be coerced further investigation is completed. According to· the into sex. College Press Service, there are no plans yet for distri­ bution, either. Eastman Kodak and the Fuji Film Com­ pany are waging a battle on the campus of the Roches­ The dining halls and cafeteria at the Cal­ ter Institute of Technology. The Japanese-based Fuji ifornia Institute of Institute of Technology were reo­ company recently announced a scholarship for photog­ pened last week after being shut down following a sud­ raphy students at the school, an announcement that did den outbreak of a flu-like illness among some 100 stu­ not sit well with the Rochester- based Kodak. Kodak is a dents on the campus. The students reported nausea, major donor to the institute, and the two companies vomiting stomach cramps, and other symptoms to the indirectly clashed last fall when the University of campus health center, but tests by the Pasadena City Rochester "disenrolled" a Fu.ii emptoyee. Kodak Health Department ruled out food poisoni~g or ?acteria expressed concern that the Fuji employee would learn in the institute'S drinking water. Most of the SIck stu­ corporate secrets while sharing classes with some 90 dents had eaten in the dining halls. According to the Kodak employees. According to the College Press Ser­ Chronicle of Higher Education, health officials t~eor­ vice, a Fuji spokesman insists that the company chose ized that the illnesses had been caused by a gastromt~~­ RIT "because of its reputation, not because it was in tinal virus and authorized the dining halls and cafetena Rochester. " to reopen after being closed for one week. While campus officials refused to zap the messages immediately, UW vice Provost for A professor is trying to start a campaign Computing Helmut Golde said, "I'm planning to follow to push color jokes and messages off the University of up on it. I don't condone that kind of thing." The Washington's campuswide computer bulletin board. offending messages, reports the College Press Service, "Jokes of sexual, personal, and racial violence have. no are in a computer file called CAN, which as designed place in a university, and I intend to stop it," aSSOCIate for "uninhibited" messages and jokes and "exchanges Professor David Hodge warned. of software ideas," explained Academic Computing Ser­ vices Acting Director Steve Hallstrom, "but they weren't intended as a vehicle for free expression." EDITED BY DOUG ANDERSON

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Asking pledges to wear burlap "Honor Code Suggested" and "New underwear isn't hazing, say two members of Kappa Dorms Being Built" sound familiar? No, it's not the Sigma fraternity at underwear isn't hazing, say two latest edition of any Notre Dame publication. The head­ Southwest Texas State University. According to the Caught With Their lines belong to The Villanovan of Villanova University. Holy Cross Crusader, all twenty-five Kappa Sigma Pants Down Evidently, the university is planning to build two new pledges "volunteered" to wear the garments because it dorms and carefully regard an honor code to combat was a fraternity tradition. One pledge was arrested after "the problem of cheating and academic dishonesty he refused to explain why he was in a field at 3 a.m., Students at Southwest Texas State participate in hazing activities to the among the Villanova student body." Other sources wearing burlap underwear and covered with motor oil. claim that Villanova is planning on building its own He was charged under a new state law requiring anyone dismay of dome and starting a true caliber football team. with knowledge of a hazing incident to report it. The their superiors university is also in~estigating the hazing charges. The University of Iowa will not publish an edition of a national lesbian magazine because it con­ "Lustful coeds a danger" reads a headline tains phototgraphs of nude women, although such a ban in the Holy Cross Crusader to the report, men as well as may violate Iowa's human rights policy forbidding women can be victims of date rape. Sixteen percent of discrimination against gays. Despite Iowa's Human college-age men have been coerced into sex, which con­ Rights Committee recommeded to print the magazine firms research completed by Playboy in 1983; The big­ "irrespective of content", interim president Richard gest surprise of the study, however, is that it found that Remington plans to uphold the printing. ban until a sixteen percent of college age men needed to be coerced further investigation is completed. According to· the into sex. College Press Service, there are no plans yet for distri­ bution, either. Eastman Kodak and the Fuji Film Com­ pany are waging a battle on the campus of the Roches­ The dining halls and cafeteria at the Cal­ ter Institute of Technology. The Japanese-based Fuji ifornia Institute of Institute of Technology were reo­ company recently announced a scholarship for photog­ pened last week after being shut down following a sud­ raphy students at the school, an announcement that did den outbreak of a flu-like illness among some 100 stu­ not sit well with the Rochester- based Kodak. Kodak is a dents on the campus. The students reported nausea, major donor to the institute, and the two companies vomiting stomach cramps, and other symptoms to the indirectly clashed last fall when the University of campus health center, but tests by the Pasadena City Rochester "disenrolled" a Fu.ii emptoyee. Kodak Health Department ruled out food poisoni~g or ?acteria expressed concern that the Fuji employee would learn in the institute'S drinking water. Most of the SIck stu­ corporate secrets while sharing classes with some 90 dents had eaten in the dining halls. According to the Kodak employees. According to the College Press Ser­ Chronicle of Higher Education, health officials t~eor­ vice, a Fuji spokesman insists that the company chose ized that the illnesses had been caused by a gastromt~~­ RIT "because of its reputation, not because it was in tinal virus and authorized the dining halls and cafetena Rochester. " to reopen after being closed for one week. While campus officials refused to zap the messages immediately, UW vice Provost for A professor is trying to start a campaign Computing Helmut Golde said, "I'm planning to follow to push color jokes and messages off the University of up on it. I don't condone that kind of thing." The Washington's campuswide computer bulletin board. offending messages, reports the College Press Service, "Jokes of sexual, personal, and racial violence have. no are in a computer file called CAN, which as designed place in a university, and I intend to stop it," aSSOCIate for "uninhibited" messages and jokes and "exchanges Professor David Hodge warned. of software ideas," explained Academic Computing Ser­ vices Acting Director Steve Hallstrom, "but they weren't intended as a vehicle for free expression." EDITED BY DOUG ANDERSON

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recommend that a friend go to the mal clinical procedures, feels that obtained through counseling will Counseling Center if it dealt with there is a duty to warn someone in be forwarded to the proper a problem that might result in his order to prevent any harm, the authority as part of their evalua­ expUlsion (from the University) or opposite principle of confidential­ tion. "In that situation, I don't nfidentialit • some other punishment," said a ity is in effect and the counselor is want to say that we don't have a • Sorin Hall senior who refused to obligated to inform the proper direct line to (John) Goldrick's be identified. individuals or agencies. (Associate Vice-President for Lyden, as well as other students, "It is a grey area. You have Residence Life) office, because feels that there is a chance that information concerning the causes Fact or Fi tion? of their friends' problems will not be kept within the walls of the Students and administrators have different views on what access Student Health Center. "I've been here three years and the University has to Health & Counseling Center records I have never had the administra­ tion ask me to do that (turn over information)," said Carol Seager, Director of the Student Health Center, in response to student con­ BY TOM PAVLIK cerns. Seager said that in some situations, "Other people know before that person walks through OW far do the arms . of the Notre Dame the door (that hel she has a prob­ H administration reach? lem). There may have been some The prevalent student behavior' that transpired in the attitude is that they dorm or elsewhere on campus. reach at least as far as the Univer­ But, we have never given out sity Counseling and Health information like that nor have we Centers. Whether true or not, this been asked. It's never been a attitude shapes the way students Before a student enters counsel­ respond to the health services pro­ ing, he or she must sign a consent vided by the University. form. In it, the Center's policy of For many students, fear of confidentiality is explained. The punishment from the administra­ policy is "in keeping with federal tion may affect their decision to and state law, and the ethical stan­ seek help for "sensitive" problems. dards of the American Psychologi­ "If I had a friend experiencing cal Association, which requires us an alcohol overdose, drug overdose to keep confidential everything or serious side-effects from either, you tell us in counseling," said Dr. I would take him to St. Joseph Patrick Utz, Director of the Medical Center or Memorial Hos­ University Counseling Center. some people who interpret it we do," said Utz. pital, without hesitation. I feel that There are two exceptions to this broadly and some who interpret it Utz pointed out that in most such information would have a less law: "either when the patient more narrowly," said Utz. When circumstances in which the student likely chance of reaching the requests that the counselor reveal no danger exists, he said, "Our seeks assistance voluntarily, the Office of Student Affairs (from information to others, or when principle is not to inform; that is counselor is not the only person there)," said Sean Lyden, a junior "!fji~ there is imminent danger of seri­ the law. If we inform, we are, in aware of the problem. from Grace Hall. ous harm to yourself or others, a fact, liable to be sued." "We are not the only ones, in Student concern extends to the counselor may reveal that infor­ If students are manditorily sent such cases, that know about it. Counseling Center as well. "I mation to prevent that harm," said to the Counseling Center by the For example, if a student were would have serious reservations Students fear administrative intervention in the Counseling and Utz. Office of Student Affairs, they are found to be drinking or drunk, concerning whether or not I would Health Centers If the counselor, through nor- informed that all information

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recommend that a friend go to the mal clinical procedures, feels that obtained through counseling will Counseling Center if it dealt with there is a duty to warn someone in be forwarded to the proper a problem that might result in his order to prevent any harm, the authority as part of their evalua­ expUlsion (from the University) or opposite principle of confidential­ tion. "In that situation, I don't nfidentialit • some other punishment," said a ity is in effect and the counselor is want to say that we don't have a • Sorin Hall senior who refused to obligated to inform the proper direct line to (John) Goldrick's be identified. individuals or agencies. (Associate Vice-President for Lyden, as well as other students, "It is a grey area. You have Residence Life) office, because feels that there is a chance that information concerning the causes Fact or Fi tion? of their friends' problems will not be kept within the walls of the Students and administrators have different views on what access Student Health Center. "I've been here three years and the University has to Health & Counseling Center records I have never had the administra­ tion ask me to do that (turn over information)," said Carol Seager, Director of the Student Health Center, in response to student con­ BY TOM PAVLIK cerns. Seager said that in some situations, "Other people know before that person walks through OW far do the arms . of the Notre Dame the door (that hel she has a prob­ H administration reach? lem). There may have been some The prevalent student behavior' that transpired in the attitude is that they dorm or elsewhere on campus. reach at least as far as the Univer­ But, we have never given out sity Counseling and Health information like that nor have we Centers. Whether true or not, this been asked. It's never been a attitude shapes the way students Before a student enters counsel­ respond to the health services pro­ ing, he or she must sign a consent vided by the University. form. In it, the Center's policy of For many students, fear of confidentiality is explained. The punishment from the administra­ policy is "in keeping with federal tion may affect their decision to and state law, and the ethical stan­ seek help for "sensitive" problems. dards of the American Psychologi­ "If I had a friend experiencing cal Association, which requires us an alcohol overdose, drug overdose to keep confidential everything or serious side-effects from either, you tell us in counseling," said Dr. I would take him to St. Joseph Patrick Utz, Director of the Medical Center or Memorial Hos­ University Counseling Center. some people who interpret it we do," said Utz. pital, without hesitation. I feel that There are two exceptions to this broadly and some who interpret it Utz pointed out that in most such information would have a less law: "either when the patient more narrowly," said Utz. When circumstances in which the student likely chance of reaching the requests that the counselor reveal no danger exists, he said, "Our seeks assistance voluntarily, the Office of Student Affairs (from information to others, or when principle is not to inform; that is counselor is not the only person there)," said Sean Lyden, a junior "!fji~ there is imminent danger of seri­ the law. If we inform, we are, in aware of the problem. from Grace Hall. ous harm to yourself or others, a fact, liable to be sued." "We are not the only ones, in Student concern extends to the counselor may reveal that infor­ If students are manditorily sent such cases, that know about it. Counseling Center as well. "I mation to prevent that harm," said to the Counseling Center by the For example, if a student were would have serious reservations Students fear administrative intervention in the Counseling and Utz. Office of Student Affairs, they are found to be drinking or drunk, concerning whether or not I would Health Centers If the counselor, through nor- informed that all information

8 Scholastic February 25, 1988 9 they may be referred to us for not feel that it has adversely seling) service and yet is unable to help. We may find out in the inter­ effected the number of students have access to the information," nal form that the student has also using the Center. "The number of said Utz. been experimenting in drugs. students using the University The University Counseling That doesn't mean it can't be Counseling Center in the fall Center is going to begin discus­ found out from other sources at semester was 415," he said, almost sions in the near future with the double what it was five years ago. Office of Student Affairs concern­ Live the Tradition "In practice, universities have ing patient confidentiality, said to deal with the tension that it is Utz, "I am not able to elaborate '~If>fri~fid paying the budget for the (coun- further on these talks." ~ ::"""~. :.:. >. "<:"::,.~ < ,;:::,<:- .: ~.>,:.>. H..':.~.:": ,.. ~n ••..· •.•. n~I.~?~~~ Subscribe I I' ~,~Ite $eatYt rfouwn flhe 8 ev.'Yt J ) tn.mED AREA FREE DELIVERY 271·05011 I ~~d~t¥s~~~~~G~11~,~:i~~ 7" 1"':" 18" either6·.·I .. ·.""~~~d.~a~e .•.•. \~ir1'l.t~ 1'!t'T!O ...... ; ...... $2.51 3.94 5.09 (",l1l11.t:.rkey & s41alli I to I, I·;.JRK1::Y···· ••••.•••.....•. $2.61 3.94 5.09 ,! T~RK!Y BR ••• · •...•.....•. $2.99 4.39 5.09 ~f·,J:~~~~rl1ijri~Bt~~~I: H"M ...... : ...... $2.89 4.13 5.09 ! T'lNA ...... $2.89 4.'13 5.09 ~ I ""it~put .. )h~si~a~i()n~.i I,(~~I RJAST BEEF •...... ; ...... $2.99 4.39 5.09 :j S~LAHI····· •.....•...... $2.99 4.39 5.09 Scholastic " t.lja.~ ••• ·..· ..•. · •. ··•.• ·; •• ·..~HGb .•·r; .•• ·•. ,.U.i?!gim~~i.e;~· C,)RN BEEF ...... $ 2.89 4. 13 5.09 I HI!ATBALL ...... $2.89 4.;3 5.09 would.··~~V.~:ctr .1~~~)flik~.I~ C~RDOSA······ ...... $2.99 4.39 5.09 (meatballs v/cheese ....•.... mushrooms & onions) I ~~.~.~«:~ .•· ..... 9~ r~f,l«:~'n.~ .. i~lje REAL ITALIAN .....•...... $2.99 4.39 5.09 9ffife(·····~r,.$~.IJ cJ.~rit;:,Affairs (capPocola,?rociutto i .. 5. genoa salami) ·FOR OVER 120 YEARS. A LINK BETWEEN T.HE (fI...· •.·.r ..·· ..~ ... m .•..· ..·.·.· •. ih.'.;~.r.... e ...•..l ..•. r.'.... ,." •..•. ':+";: ,..•.•.•. COMBINATION ••...•...... $2.99 4.39 5.09 . . : .;.;:.:.:-': ::~:t : (ham,turkey 5. roast beef) PIZZA SUB ...... $2.89 4.13 5.09 NOTRE DAME COMMUNITY AND CAMPUS liFE Sean :ilyd~"', ,\j~Hi~~~", Gfi~:e (salami,peperoni,mushrooms J onions,red sauce v/melted cheese) I Ham·······:':··':: REUBEN ...... •...... ;.$2.89 4.13 5.09 Cj (corn beef,sour kraut,thousand island .. 'I'.1 dressing v/melted swiss cheese) .. ,;i.~: .. ·" ;'i';I:: . PEPERONI COSMO ..•...... •. $2.89 4.13 5.09 cJ (heated peperoni 5. cheese viall the fixings) ~'" VEGETARIAN SUB ••...... $2.89 4.13 5.09 2 ------~------(3 dif!. types of cheese's with 11'1 all the vegetables) ,.'" c- ": ....z ... x '" :. the very same time. In other c ... :. .. words, the rectors, R.A.'s or secu­ ·~ C' " Please scnd ycars of Scholastic to: ...,., 0 ---- rity," said Utz. MUSHROOMS ..•.•.•.••....•.... $.47 .80 1. 27 '" ~ X-MEAT •...... •...•...... •... $.47 z z: Name ______"In a good percentage of the .80 1. 27 - CJ X-CHEESE .•...... •...... $.28 .47 .80 ;: .. students we are perceived as a X-VEGETABLES· ....•...... $.28 .47 .80 ~ g Address ______. ______quality service. We are here to X-MAYO ...... •...... $.05 .10 .15 (3 ",'" COSMO (heated) ...•...•...... $.10 .10 .10 . ::<: .... serve them. If there are students ·'"CJ City ______State ______Zip ______who are out there that are uncom­ ::; ~ ... VI :; "" fortable because we are a part of POTATO SALAD •....••.....•...•..•....•...•... $.89 .10 ... COLE SLAW ...... •...... $.89 .:ij· ~ Please makc chccks payable to: Scholastic Magazine .10 >t an administrative system, then I POTATO CHIPS •••••••.•••.•....•••...•••..••.. S. 59 .39 • LaFortune Student Center Co - think they should go to a place SOUP •••••••••.•••••••..•...•••.• ' ••.••..••... $1 • 25 '" -z Notl'e Dame, IN 46556 , TASTYKAKE CUPKAKES (imported frolll Phi1a.) ... $.50 ::'I .,; where that discomfort does not PICKLES (whole or half) •••••••••••••••••••.. $.45 .ss t 0;- -; SALADS C ... ..II exist. We would not be able to help 110 VEGETARIAN SALAD ••• : •.•••.•• $2 .15 EnClosed is a check for $20.00 x __ years·= $ ____ . :~ them clinically either if they sit CARNIVdROUS SALAD •••••••••.• $2.15 ·!:~ - I I EASTERN 5 l"YLE . ~ - .. there and think we are going to ~ :..~ ! TRY OUR 5 FT. PARTY SUBS O~LY $45.95 turn them in," he continued. Utz SUBS "liE USE HORMEL PRODUCTS" acknowleged that this apprehen­ Whole Wheal or W'h111 sion does exist in students. He did NOW HIRING

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- f~, - t __ "_~ __ - ______~----~~-----~------~ •.. ~---~------they may be referred to us for not feel that it has adversely seling) service and yet is unable to help. We may find out in the inter­ effected the number of students have access to the information," nal form that the student has also using the Center. "The number of said Utz. been experimenting in drugs. students using the University The University Counseling That doesn't mean it can't be Counseling Center in the fall Center is going to begin discus­ found out from other sources at semester was 415," he said, almost sions in the near future with the double what it was five years ago. Office of Student Affairs concern­ Live the Tradition "In practice, universities have ing patient confidentiality, said to deal with the tension that it is Utz, "I am not able to elaborate '~If>fri~fid paying the budget for the (coun- further on these talks." ~ ::"""~. :.:. >. "<:"::,.~ < ,;:::,<:- .: ~.>,:.>. H..':.~.:": ,.. ~n ••..· •.•. n~I.~?~~~ Subscribe I I' ~,~Ite $eatYt rfouwn flhe 8 ev.'Yt J ) tn.mED AREA FREE DELIVERY 271·05011 I ~~d~t¥s~~~~~G~11~,~:i~~ 7" 1"':" 18" either6·.·I .. ·.""~~~d.~a~e .•.•. \~ir1'l.t~ 1'!t'T!O ...... ; ...... $2.51 3.94 5.09 (",l1l11.t:.rkey & s41alli I to I, I·;.JRK1::Y···· ••••.•••.....•. $2.61 3.94 5.09 ,! T~RK!Y BR ••• · •...•.....•. $2.99 4.39 5.09 ~f·,J:~~~~rl1ijri~Bt~~~I: H"M ...... : ...... $2.89 4.13 5.09 ! T'lNA ...... $2.89 4.'13 5.09 ~ I ""it~put .. )h~si~a~i()n~.i I,(~~I RJAST BEEF •...... ; ...... $2.99 4.39 5.09 :j S~LAHI····· •.....•...... $2.99 4.39 5.09 Scholastic " t.lja.~ ••• ·..· ..•. · •. ··•.• ·; •• ·..~HGb .•·r; .•• ·•. ,.U.i?!gim~~i.e;~· C,)RN BEEF ...... $ 2.89 4. 13 5.09 I HI!ATBALL ...... $2.89 4.;3 5.09 would.··~~V.~:ctr .1~~~)flik~.I~ C~RDOSA······ ...... $2.99 4.39 5.09 (meatballs v/cheese ....•.... mushrooms & onions) I ~~.~.~«:~ .•· ..... 9~ r~f,l«:~'n.~ .. i~lje REAL ITALIAN .....•...... $2.99 4.39 5.09 9ffife(·····~r,.$~.IJ cJ.~rit;:,Affairs (capPocola,?rociutto i .. 5. genoa salami) ·FOR OVER 120 YEARS. A LINK BETWEEN T.HE (fI...· •.·.r ..·· ..~ ... m .•..· ..·.·.· •. ih.'.;~.r.... e ...•..l ..•. r.'.... ,." •..•. ':+";: ,..•.•.•. COMBINATION ••...•...... $2.99 4.39 5.09 . . : .;.;:.:.:-': ::~:t : (ham,turkey 5. roast beef) PIZZA SUB ...... $2.89 4.13 5.09 NOTRE DAME COMMUNITY AND CAMPUS liFE Sean :ilyd~"', ,\j~Hi~~~", Gfi~:e (salami,peperoni,mushrooms J onions,red sauce v/melted cheese) I Ham·······:':··':: REUBEN ...... •...... ;.$2.89 4.13 5.09 Cj (corn beef,sour kraut,thousand island .. 'I'.1 dressing v/melted swiss cheese) .. ,;i.~: .. ·" ;'i';I:: . PEPERONI COSMO ..•...... •. $2.89 4.13 5.09 cJ (heated peperoni 5. cheese viall the fixings) ~'" VEGETARIAN SUB ••...... $2.89 4.13 5.09 2 ------~------(3 dif!. types of cheese's with 11'1 all the vegetables) ,.'" c- ": ....z ... x '" :. the very same time. In other c ... :. .. words, the rectors, R.A.'s or secu­ ·~ C' " Please scnd ycars of Scholastic to: ...,., 0 ---- rity," said Utz. MUSHROOMS ..•.•.•.••....•.... $.47 .80 1. 27 '" ~ X-MEAT •...... •...•...... •... $.47 z z: Name ______"In a good percentage of the .80 1. 27 - CJ X-CHEESE .•...... •...... $.28 .47 .80 ;: .. students we are perceived as a X-VEGETABLES· ....•...... $.28 .47 .80 ~ g Address ______. ______quality service. We are here to X-MAYO ...... •...... $.05 .10 .15 (3 ",'" COSMO (heated) ...•...•...... $.10 .10 .10 . ::<: .... serve them. If there are students ·'"CJ City ______State ______Zip ______who are out there that are uncom­ ::; ~ ... VI :; "" fortable because we are a part of POTATO SALAD •....••.....•...•..•....•...•... $.89 .10 ... COLE SLAW ...... •...... $.89 .:ij· ~ Please makc chccks payable to: Scholastic Magazine .10 >t an administrative system, then I POTATO CHIPS •••••••.•••.•....•••...•••..••.. S. 59 .39 • LaFortune Student Center Co - think they should go to a place SOUP •••••••••.•••••••..•...•••.• ' ••.••..••... $1 • 25 '" -z Notl'e Dame, IN 46556 , TASTYKAKE CUPKAKES (imported frolll Phi1a.) ... $.50 ::'I .,; where that discomfort does not PICKLES (whole or half) •••••••••••••••••••.. $.45 .ss t 0;- -; SALADS C ... ..II exist. We would not be able to help 110 VEGETARIAN SALAD ••• : •.•••.•• $2 .15 EnClosed is a check for $20.00 x __ years·= $ ____ . :~ them clinically either if they sit CARNIVdROUS SALAD •••••••••.• $2.15 ·!:~ - I I EASTERN 5 l"YLE . ~ - .. there and think we are going to ~ :..~ ! TRY OUR 5 FT. PARTY SUBS O~LY $45.95 turn them in," he continued. Utz SUBS "liE USE HORMEL PRODUCTS" acknowleged that this apprehen­ Whole Wheal or W'h111 sion does exist in students. He did NOW HIRING

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- f~, - t __ "_~ __ - ______~----~~-----~------~ •.. ~---~------has the ability to play football for Notre Dame. Then, with athletic (!JaJ(3 scholarship in tow, he goes out to sell the high school athlete on Notre Dame. Sound simple? It's not, even if Cerrato makes it seem so. (lQUOOC; llUOO~ "You can't win if you don't have great players," Cerrato explains. "Once you get the great players, you've got to have great coaches. Coaches and players are (](3(B(][!JUUU(](] what win." While half of that equation may have been missing in the early '80's, Holtz appears today to have the football program headed in the IJJl3UWE!Jmm right direction. And Cerrato has kept up his end, providing Holtz with his second straight bumper crop of the nation's most talented "We're selling academ­ high school prospects. Those two classes, which many experts For the ics and a chance to play tabbed the best two groups in the for a national champion­ nation, have given Cerrato status second ship. If they don't want as the best recruiter in the busi­ that, then we don't want ness. straight "There's no doubt that we them. We're looking for have several incoming freshmen year, Lou players that want to come that will make a major contribu­ to Notre Dame," states tion to our football team next Holtz' year," admitted Holtz, who in football Vinny Cerrato, Notre 1987 used freshmen Ricky Dame's football recruiting Watters, Tony Brooks, Kent Gra­ progranl has coordinator par excellence. ham, , , as well as several others, in key roles. landed the Cerrato, a 29-year-old assistant In a sense, Cerrato is the man of Irish head coach with who supplies Holtz the nutrition to nation's a reputation years ahead of his age form a healthy, competitive, team. and still growing, has never Without a prosperous recruiting finest high underestimated the responsibility coordinator, Holtz and the hearty of his job. He determines if a kid appetites of Notre Dame fans school would go hungry. And Cerrato does it with the same verve that class. made him a starting at BY BOB GORDON Iowa State in the late 70's and a Here's how Holtz. assistant since 1983. The Fiushing, N.Y., native has the hos­ he does it pitality of Andy Griffith, the looks of Tad Martin and the sin­ cerity of Walter Cronkite. He • Cerrato's deyotion to yideo has drawn high ratings. shoots from the hip in search of

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12 Scholastic February 25, 1988 13 has the ability to play football for Notre Dame. Then, with athletic (!JaJ(3 scholarship in tow, he goes out to sell the high school athlete on Notre Dame. Sound simple? It's not, even if Cerrato makes it seem so. (lQUOOC; llUOO~ "You can't win if you don't have great players," Cerrato explains. "Once you get the great players, you've got to have great coaches. Coaches and players are (](3(B(][!JUUU(](] what win." While half of that equation may have been missing in the early '80's, Holtz appears today to have the football program headed in the IJJl3UWE!Jmm right direction. And Cerrato has kept up his end, providing Holtz with his second straight bumper crop of the nation's most talented "We're selling academ­ high school prospects. Those two classes, which many experts For the ics and a chance to play tabbed the best two groups in the for a national champion­ nation, have given Cerrato status second ship. If they don't want as the best recruiter in the busi­ that, then we don't want ness. straight "There's no doubt that we them. We're looking for have several incoming freshmen year, Lou players that want to come that will make a major contribu­ to Notre Dame," states tion to our football team next Holtz' year," admitted Holtz, who in football Vinny Cerrato, Notre 1987 used freshmen Ricky Dame's football recruiting Watters, Tony Brooks, Kent Gra­ progranl has coordinator par excellence. ham, Todd Lyght, Andre Jones, as well as several others, in key roles. landed the Cerrato, a 29-year-old assistant In a sense, Cerrato is the man of Irish head coach Lou Holtz with who supplies Holtz the nutrition to nation's a reputation years ahead of his age form a healthy, competitive, team. and still growing, has never Without a prosperous recruiting finest high underestimated the responsibility coordinator, Holtz and the hearty of his job. He determines if a kid appetites of Notre Dame fans school would go hungry. And Cerrato does it with the same verve that class. made him a starting quarterback at BY BOB GORDON Iowa State in the late 70's and a Here's how Holtz. assistant since 1983. The Fiushing, N.Y., native has the hos­ he does it pitality of Andy Griffith, the looks of Tad Martin and the sin­ cerity of Walter Cronkite. He • Cerrato's deyotion to yideo has drawn high ratings. shoots from the hip in search of

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12 Scholastic February 25, 1988 13 i i ! i the next George Gipp, and it is a 100 players, he could only go after down the field," explained Bell. After he brings in the "blue search takes him across the coun­ half of them because of Notre "He starts with about 1,500 possi­ chippers" in December; Cerrato try in this never ending process. Dame's lofty admission standards. bles in February, cuts that down to then calls in the latter portion of In fact, the quest for next Notre Dame's graduation rate, around 300 by May. And by year's high school seniors has perenially in the high 90 percent I: December he's got the 50 that he already begun. On February 10, area, backs up the claim. will pursue. He's the nation's best i'·(€~rP~ta)~s;:tfie.: .•• 'ille~t···.·.:at I' Cerrato sent out letters to the "I'd say out of the top 100 from an organizational stand­ ijarr0"Y·ing'·.. ·d().wri·;·~.I1~·.·•. :~fielti. I' players he feels are the best Irish players, we can only go after 30 to point. " .H.e<:~ta~s.:i,witl1;;·abOlJt j prospects. To determine the "qual­ 40 of them because of academics," Cerrato combs the country in 1 \ ified", he watches more video "It \. Cerrato noted. depends where November to make contact with I tapes on his VCR than a dirty old they come from, because some his prospective recruits. He flies man. Through the taped footage of parts of the country are better at night, often putting in 14-hour the various high school games, academically. But, for example, days meeting with the high school Cerrato is able to target which we can't take any Proposition 48 gridders. Fueled by his youthful prep stars he wants to pursue. ~~ilii~lillI~f. players (those who were unable to zeal, Cerrato also hits up to five the;!:.50,···ll1atN: he :,WiU·:P4ri. Although Cerrato' wants score either a 700 on the SAT or a schools in one day and covers players with the talent to wake up 15 on the ACT)." Two recruits 1,500 miles in a 24-hour span. the echoes, they also must have the from Holtz' first class in 1986, "I've got a lot of frequent flyer maturity to wake up for class and ~~~~Yi~r(~;:~l~~i;'~~:;a;o quarterback Tony Rice and line­ tickets and a lot of Marriott march onward to graduation. This backer .John Foley, sat out their points," jokes Cerrato. ~M!}¢i;~.!~~.§;,~~pg~~ri:.'-'.:?;'i';H:;; is nothing new, of course. Former entire freshman campaigns In December, Cerrato brings his wish list during January and Irish head coach Dan Devine once because. of the NCAA regulation. asserted .that of the nation's top . the top choices on his wish list to early February. The recruiting Taylor Bell, noted sports Sou.th Bend for a campus visit. "If game then gets a little trickier writer and authority on high you bring a kid in during because he only has a certain school' athletics, recently hailed Vinny's Video Store special­ December, you'd better want him number of scholarships to offer. Cerrato in the Chicago Sun-Times, izes in high school football films. badly," Cerrato noted. "Out of According to NCAA rules, a There are hundreds in all, one for calling him "the best recruiting our Pecember visits, I got 13 (sig~ school can have only 85 players on every player Notre Dame wants. coordinator in the country." . nees) out of 23. So we did pretty football scholarship ov~rall and a "He's the best at narrowing well." . maximum of 25 for any given

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14 Scholastic February 25, 1988 15 i i ! i the next George Gipp, and it is a 100 players, he could only go after down the field," explained Bell. After he brings in the "blue search takes him across the coun­ half of them because of Notre "He starts with about 1,500 possi­ chippers" in December; Cerrato try in this never ending process. Dame's lofty admission standards. bles in February, cuts that down to then calls in the latter portion of In fact, the quest for next Notre Dame's graduation rate, around 300 by May. And by year's high school seniors has perenially in the high 90 percent I: December he's got the 50 that he already begun. On February 10, area, backs up the claim. will pursue. He's the nation's best i'·(€~rP~ta)~s;:tfie.: .•• 'ille~t···.·.:at I' Cerrato sent out letters to the "I'd say out of the top 100 from an organizational stand­ ijarr0"Y·ing'·.. ·d().wri·;·~.I1~·.·•. :~fielti. I' players he feels are the best Irish players, we can only go after 30 to point. " .H.e<:~ta~s.:i,witl1;;·abOlJt j prospects. To determine the "qual­ 40 of them because of academics," Cerrato combs the country in 1 \ ified", he watches more video "It \. Cerrato noted. depends where November to make contact with I tapes on his VCR than a dirty old they come from, because some his prospective recruits. He flies man. Through the taped footage of parts of the country are better at night, often putting in 14-hour the various high school games, academically. But, for example, days meeting with the high school Cerrato is able to target which we can't take any Proposition 48 gridders. Fueled by his youthful prep stars he wants to pursue. ~~ilii~lillI~f. players (those who were unable to zeal, Cerrato also hits up to five the;!:.50,···ll1atN: he :,WiU·:P4ri. Although Cerrato' wants score either a 700 on the SAT or a schools in one day and covers players with the talent to wake up 15 on the ACT)." Two recruits 1,500 miles in a 24-hour span. the echoes, they also must have the from Holtz' first class in 1986, "I've got a lot of frequent flyer maturity to wake up for class and ~~~~Yi~r(~;:~l~~i;'~~:;a;o quarterback Tony Rice and line­ tickets and a lot of Marriott march onward to graduation. This backer .John Foley, sat out their points," jokes Cerrato. ~M!}¢i;~.!~~.§;,~~pg~~ri:.'-'.:?;'i';H:;; is nothing new, of course. Former entire freshman campaigns In December, Cerrato brings his wish list during January and Irish head coach Dan Devine once because. of the NCAA regulation. asserted .that of the nation's top . the top choices on his wish list to early February. The recruiting Taylor Bell, noted sports Sou.th Bend for a campus visit. "If game then gets a little trickier writer and authority on high you bring a kid in during because he only has a certain school' athletics, recently hailed Vinny's Video Store special­ December, you'd better want him number of scholarships to offer. Cerrato in the Chicago Sun-Times, izes in high school football films. badly," Cerrato noted. "Out of According to NCAA rules, a There are hundreds in all, one for calling him "the best recruiting our Pecember visits, I got 13 (sig~ school can have only 85 players on every player Notre Dame wants. coordinator in the country." . nees) out of 23. So we did pretty football scholarship ov~rall and a "He's the best at narrowing well." . maximum of 25 for any given

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A large board in one of the has done a survey at every place of negative. things said about rating his '88 harvest. "It wouldn't football offices provides Cerrato he's been at so far. Except for Notre Dame. They say, 'they have be fair to make judgements on with the names of his targets. Notre Dame's (recruits), the per­ all great players there, you'll never them," he said. "When they come son who was helping with the play there.' They try to scare the here for freshmen week, they'll decision was usually the high kid." find out what their role is at that school coach. But at Notre Dame, Coupled with these problems, time." on a 40-year plan, not a four-year the parents were pretty much Cerrato also had to battle Notre But that, after all, is not vacation. " deciding where the kid was going Dame's inherent weaknesses. "Dis­ Cerrato's concern. When August "At a lot of schools, once to go." tance is a problem for a lot of the rolls around, and those freshman they're done playing football, it's When it comes to recruiting, kids. And the weather is a problem players are learning their roles, he 'bring in the next shipment'. They high school coaches don't neces­ for some of the kids, especially will be in his usual spot, tucked . don't care. At Notre Dame, once sarily operate fair and square. But those from Texas, California and away in his office and parked in they graduate, that's when the Cerrato knows it comes with the Florida," he said. front of his VCR, watching films alumni, the Notre Dame network, territory. Despite these weaknesses, of the next potential Irish football really takes over. It helps them get "You have to know which Cerrato wooed what many talent star. jobs with all the connections they high school coaches are going to scouts are calling this year's have -- that's what makes Notre help you," he said. "If he's on number-one recruiting class in the He's the man responsible for Dame different from the rest." your side you want to use him as country. The class is loaded with putting capable bodies inside Cerrato often stresses the much as you can. If he's not going skilled position players and players Notre Dame jerseys. If you've got more diverse alumni network over to help you, then you don't spend with speed to burn, an Irish soft the head to cut it in the classroom those of state schools. Powerful much time with him. One time a spot last year. and the heart to cut it on the field, and national in scope, it often coach told me if I wanted to see Cerrato, however, sidesteps Vinny Cerrato's got your number" becomes the deciding factor for a the kid play, I had to pay to watch player who wants to have a career practice.. That only happened one outside of football. USA Today time, and I just left." Prep Player of the Year Derek Illegal inducements are the Brown was Cerrato's top recruit unethical side of the process. year. Cerrato had 23 scholarships December guests)." and a firm believer in the alumni Although Notre Dame has never to offer this year. Not only does Cerrato search factor. received as much as a parking The prospect is limited to five for the most qualified players, he "Derek told me, 'I chose ticket from the NCAA, other paid visits. If he wants to explore also must watch the number he Notre Dame because if I go to (the schools going after the same talent additional universities, he has to brings in at a certain position. He University of) Florida, I have to have used cars and money to land foot the bill. can't, for example, bring in five live in Florida. If I go to Miami, a top recruit. SMU, for example, "When (athletes) come here," in one recruiting I've got to live in Florida,'" Cer­ found this method costly. They Cerrato said, "we sell Notre Dame: . class. Although that event indeed rato pointed out. '''But if I go to received the "death penalty", a the tradition, the exposure, the occurred under the previous staff, Notre Dame,' he said, 'they've got suspension of their football pro­ academics, the opportunity after it produced catastrophic results. great alumni in that state, plus gram for two years. graduation, the alumni, sell-out During December the Irish they've got 49 other states I can go "There's some illegal recruit­ crowds, the chance to play big coaching staff breaks down into to. My options are wide open. '" ing going. But you can see it com­ time ." geographic locations, each coach Former Marquette basketball ing before it happens with the Since most of the recruits concentrating on about 10 players coach Al McGuire said when he'd type Ofi kid you're dealing with. don't commit until days, or even in his assigned area. The assistant recruit players he didn't just sell You try to tell the kid academics hours, before the national signing makes visits to the players home, the. kid, but more importantly sell are the reason he's attending day, Cerrato likens the uncertainty attends his school's basketball the person he thought was going to school. You make your pitch on of his work to a "chess match". games and keeps in contact with help, or perhaps make, the player's that. If he's still going to take the "What you do is try to bring the phone calls. decision of which school to attend. money, hey, good luck. See ya," guys you really want in first (the "When we go into a player's That person could range from a said Cerrato with a wave. December guests), and you try to home, we sell the kid and the relative, to a 'girlfriend, to the Recruiters from other schools, find out what they're thinking," parents on Notre Dame. Our player's high school coach. meanwhile, will toss dirt on the Cerrato reasoned. "If a coaching staff does a great job. I "You try to find out who that Dome when trying to talk a player (January/February guest) wants to have as much confidence in those key person is,". Cerrato agreed. out of considering Notre Dame. commit you try to hold him off guys as anybody in America," "You've got to find out who you "The negative recruiting is really until you find out about (the Cerrato said. "We try to sell them really need to hit on. Coach Holtz bad," Cerrato noted. "There's a lot

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A large board in one of the has done a survey at every place of negative. things said about rating his '88 harvest. "It wouldn't football offices provides Cerrato he's been at so far. Except for Notre Dame. They say, 'they have be fair to make judgements on with the names of his targets. Notre Dame's (recruits), the per­ all great players there, you'll never them," he said. "When they come son who was helping with the play there.' They try to scare the here for freshmen week, they'll decision was usually the high kid." find out what their role is at that school coach. But at Notre Dame, Coupled with these problems, time." on a 40-year plan, not a four-year the parents were pretty much Cerrato also had to battle Notre But that, after all, is not vacation. " deciding where the kid was going Dame's inherent weaknesses. "Dis­ Cerrato's concern. When August "At a lot of schools, once to go." tance is a problem for a lot of the rolls around, and those freshman they're done playing football, it's When it comes to recruiting, kids. And the weather is a problem players are learning their roles, he 'bring in the next shipment'. They high school coaches don't neces­ for some of the kids, especially will be in his usual spot, tucked . don't care. At Notre Dame, once sarily operate fair and square. But those from Texas, California and away in his office and parked in they graduate, that's when the Cerrato knows it comes with the Florida," he said. front of his VCR, watching films alumni, the Notre Dame network, territory. Despite these weaknesses, of the next potential Irish football really takes over. It helps them get "You have to know which Cerrato wooed what many talent star. jobs with all the connections they high school coaches are going to scouts are calling this year's have -- that's what makes Notre help you," he said. "If he's on number-one recruiting class in the He's the man responsible for Dame different from the rest." your side you want to use him as country. The class is loaded with putting capable bodies inside Cerrato often stresses the much as you can. If he's not going skilled position players and players Notre Dame jerseys. If you've got more diverse alumni network over to help you, then you don't spend with speed to burn, an Irish soft the head to cut it in the classroom those of state schools. Powerful much time with him. One time a spot last year. and the heart to cut it on the field, and national in scope, it often coach told me if I wanted to see Cerrato, however, sidesteps Vinny Cerrato's got your number" becomes the deciding factor for a the kid play, I had to pay to watch player who wants to have a career practice.. That only happened one outside of football. USA Today time, and I just left." Prep Player of the Year Derek Illegal inducements are the Brown was Cerrato's top recruit unethical side of the process. year. Cerrato had 23 scholarships December guests)." and a firm believer in the alumni Although Notre Dame has never to offer this year. Not only does Cerrato search factor. received as much as a parking The prospect is limited to five for the most qualified players, he "Derek told me, 'I chose ticket from the NCAA, other paid visits. If he wants to explore also must watch the number he Notre Dame because if I go to (the schools going after the same talent additional universities, he has to brings in at a certain position. He University of) Florida, I have to have used cars and money to land foot the bill. can't, for example, bring in five live in Florida. If I go to Miami, a top recruit. SMU, for example, "When (athletes) come here," quarterbacks in one recruiting I've got to live in Florida,'" Cer­ found this method costly. They Cerrato said, "we sell Notre Dame: . class. Although that event indeed rato pointed out. '''But if I go to received the "death penalty", a the tradition, the exposure, the occurred under the previous staff, Notre Dame,' he said, 'they've got suspension of their football pro­ academics, the opportunity after it produced catastrophic results. great alumni in that state, plus gram for two years. graduation, the alumni, sell-out During December the Irish they've got 49 other states I can go "There's some illegal recruit­ crowds, the chance to play big coaching staff breaks down into to. My options are wide open. '" ing going. But you can see it com­ time college football." geographic locations, each coach Former Marquette basketball ing before it happens with the Since most of the recruits concentrating on about 10 players coach Al McGuire said when he'd type Ofi kid you're dealing with. don't commit until days, or even in his assigned area. The assistant recruit players he didn't just sell You try to tell the kid academics hours, before the national signing makes visits to the players home, the. kid, but more importantly sell are the reason he's attending day, Cerrato likens the uncertainty attends his school's basketball the person he thought was going to school. You make your pitch on of his work to a "chess match". games and keeps in contact with help, or perhaps make, the player's that. If he's still going to take the "What you do is try to bring the phone calls. decision of which school to attend. money, hey, good luck. See ya," guys you really want in first (the "When we go into a player's That person could range from a said Cerrato with a wave. December guests), and you try to home, we sell the kid and the relative, to a 'girlfriend, to the Recruiters from other schools, find out what they're thinking," parents on Notre Dame. Our player's high school coach. meanwhile, will toss dirt on the Cerrato reasoned. "If a coaching staff does a great job. I "You try to find out who that Dome when trying to talk a player (January/February guest) wants to have as much confidence in those key person is,". Cerrato agreed. out of considering Notre Dame. commit you try to hold him off guys as anybody in America," "You've got to find out who you "The negative recruiting is really until you find out about (the Cerrato said. "We try to sell them really need to hit on. Coach Holtz bad," Cerrato noted. "There's a lot

16 Scholastic February 25, 1988 17 2 I' I I first in the 100- and 200-yard travel to Detroit to compete in the backstroke. BILL JACKOBOICE Great Lakes Championships on

and PAUL GODFREY won the Saturday, Feb. 27. The Irish will >;.,:': .~.:.;". ~>: .. I 100- and 200-yard butterfly be expecting some tough competi­ . .·.Mostoll,. ,. a events, respectively. TOM PENN tion from Wayne State, the only freshIJian. from also won the 100-yard free-style. team to beat them this season. Irish Palatifie,ILal\d captain Molly Sullivan will be .. a member of the fencing in Europe this weekend : \V'6mefi's.swlln- WOMEN'S SWIMMING ming •...... team· and will miss the tournament. <'"".".. "/<:: ." .... :. ." -.,:;; "."~: The Notre Dame women's heIped·· the' Irish WOMEN'S BASKETBALL this weekend in a battle for second MEN'S SWIMMING swimming team (9- 7) also took the :.witl.· thecdnfer"· The Irish women's basketball place in the ACHA. The two teams The men's swimming team Midwestern Collegiate Conference MEN'S FENCING ence The men's fencing team will team stands at 17- 6 after defeating will meet twice, once on Friday at (13-3) claimed the Midwestern Championships last week. The ...... jv .. V: .."JlUI.l: lasfweek bywiri'.:. Cleveland State and Marquette last Lake Forest, and then again on Collegiate Conference Champion­ team now travels to Chicago to compete in the Great Lakes Cham­ lling" .. th~ee:eyents, •• and ·placin week. Saturday at the JACC at 7:30 p.m.. ship this past week for the second compete in the Midwest Indepen­ pionships on Saturday, Feb. 27 at second·. ina fourth.· In.additiont The Irish play three games this Against Michigan-Dearborn on time in three years. dent Invitational Championships Detroit, MI. The squad's toughest her; second). :placefinlsh >in-.th week, beginning with Valparaiso Friday night, Notre Dame outshot The team takes the week off tomorrow through Sunday. competition is expected to come :l0R'7 ~ard . butterfly, Most()ll .•• ;wo tonight at Valparaiso. The Irish its opponents 38-19 but could before hosting the Midwest The Irish had to come from from Wayne State and Detroit. ~he .ioo~ aIlcl400-yarctlndividua will return home Sunday to face manage only a MATT HANZEL Independent Invitational Cham­ behind to defeat Evansville. Out­ llledleyeYentsandi won. the ·.100" DePaul in the regular season finale goal. pionships on March 3- 5 in the standing individual performances .~ard.b~pkstFok~ ill.. a. weet r(!cor were turned in by CHRISTY tirrieofl:0t28;:· .,. . .. at the JACC at 2 p.m., and then Saturday night proved similarly Rolfs Aquatic Center. TRACK The Irish won the Midwestern MOSTON who took firsts in the travel to Chicago to take on successful as Michigan-Dearborn The Irish track team finished Illinois-Chicago on Wednesday. Collegiates, easily defeating their 100-yard backstroke and the 200 opened up an early 3- 0 lead and fourth in the recent Indiana Inter­ Against Cleveland State the closest competitor (Evansville) by and 400-yard individual medley, then managed to hold on despite collegiate meet. The Irish will Irish outclassed the Vikings, tak­ 232 points. BRIAN RINI won the and by BECKY WOOD who won goals from TOM MOONEY, TOM next host the Alex Wilson invita­ tournament's most valuable parti­ both the 100- and 200- yard ··'Rilli, ' a'I I'e~h~ ing an early 18-4 lead and never FITZGERALD, MIKE tional track meet on Saturday, looking back to win 87-69. Irish cipant award (see Athlete of the breaststroke events. In diving, man fiomOhag-:,< McNEILL, and BRIAN Feb. 27 at the Meyo track. forward HEIDI BUNEK's 28 MONTGOMERY. Week). DAVE THOMAN finished KA Y RICHTER won both the .' .• rill ••• ralls, ••.• QhK() . one- and three-meter diving At Indiana last week, the Irish and a ·IJiemher points put her over the 1000-point got IC4A qualifying times from mark for her career. Teammates events. .'of: the,llleu's GLENN WATSON in the 55- SANDY BOTHAM and KRISSI sVt'imwill~ te~. meter high hurdles and MIKE DAVIS added 14 and 10 points, WOMEN'S TENNIS was named the ROGAN in the 800-meter run. most valuable: respectively. The women's tennis team (5-3) Also turning in fine efforts were The Marquette victory proved ...... •...... • '.' ...... • ' ...... pa.rtiCipant ..•••...... split a pair of matches this past DAN GARRETT and RON to be more difficult as the Irish at ····Miq:western ,:~ol1egiafe~onfer- week, losing to Wisconsin, 8-1, MARKEZICH, who finished first had to come from behind to win ence •• 9haWBi()llsh:i;Ps, •.••.••. held •.• Jas~ and defeating Furman, 9-0. and second respectively in the 79-69. Trailing 36-33 at the half, The Irish will host their second ;w.eekend'af

and PAUL GODFREY won the Saturday, Feb. 27. The Irish will >;.,:': .~.:.;". ~>: .. I 100- and 200-yard butterfly be expecting some tough competi­ . .·.Mostoll,. ,. a events, respectively. TOM PENN tion from Wayne State, the only freshIJian. from also won the 100-yard free-style. team to beat them this season. Irish Palatifie,ILal\d captain Molly Sullivan will be .. a member of the fencing in Europe this weekend : \V'6mefi's.swlln- WOMEN'S SWIMMING ming •...... team· and will miss the tournament. <'"".".. "/<:: ." .... :. ." -.,:;; "."~: The Notre Dame women's heIped·· the' Irish WOMEN'S BASKETBALL this weekend in a battle for second MEN'S SWIMMING swimming team (9- 7) also took the :.witl.· thecdnfer"· The Irish women's basketball place in the ACHA. The two teams The men's swimming team Midwestern Collegiate Conference MEN'S FENCING ence The men's fencing team will team stands at 17- 6 after defeating will meet twice, once on Friday at (13-3) claimed the Midwestern Championships last week. The ...... jv .. V: .."JlUI.l: lasfweek bywiri'.:. Cleveland State and Marquette last Lake Forest, and then again on Collegiate Conference Champion­ team now travels to Chicago to compete in the Great Lakes Cham­ lling" .. th~ee:eyents, •• and ·placin week. Saturday at the JACC at 7:30 p.m.. ship this past week for the second compete in the Midwest Indepen­ pionships on Saturday, Feb. 27 at second·. ina fourth.· In.additiont The Irish play three games this Against Michigan-Dearborn on time in three years. dent Invitational Championships Detroit, MI. The squad's toughest her; second). :placefinlsh >in-.th week, beginning with Valparaiso Friday night, Notre Dame outshot The team takes the week off tomorrow through Sunday. competition is expected to come :l0R'7 ~ard . butterfly, Most()ll .•• ;wo tonight at Valparaiso. The Irish its opponents 38-19 but could before hosting the Midwest The Irish had to come from from Wayne State and Detroit. ~he .ioo~ aIlcl400-yarctlndividua will return home Sunday to face manage only a MATT HANZEL Independent Invitational Cham­ behind to defeat Evansville. Out­ llledleyeYentsandi won. the ·.100" DePaul in the regular season finale goal. pionships on March 3- 5 in the standing individual performances .~ard.b~pkstFok~ ill.. a. weet r(!cor were turned in by CHRISTY tirrieofl:0t28;:· .,. . .. at the JACC at 2 p.m., and then Saturday night proved similarly Rolfs Aquatic Center. TRACK The Irish won the Midwestern MOSTON who took firsts in the travel to Chicago to take on successful as Michigan-Dearborn The Irish track team finished Illinois-Chicago on Wednesday. Collegiates, easily defeating their 100-yard backstroke and the 200 opened up an early 3- 0 lead and fourth in the recent Indiana Inter­ Against Cleveland State the closest competitor (Evansville) by and 400-yard individual medley, then managed to hold on despite collegiate meet. The Irish will Irish outclassed the Vikings, tak­ 232 points. BRIAN RINI won the and by BECKY WOOD who won goals from TOM MOONEY, TOM next host the Alex Wilson invita­ tournament's most valuable parti­ both the 100- and 200- yard ··'Rilli, ' a'I I'e~h~ ing an early 18-4 lead and never FITZGERALD, MIKE tional track meet on Saturday, looking back to win 87-69. Irish cipant award (see Athlete of the breaststroke events. In diving, man fiomOhag-:,< McNEILL, and BRIAN Feb. 27 at the Meyo track. forward HEIDI BUNEK's 28 MONTGOMERY. Week). DAVE THOMAN finished KA Y RICHTER won both the .' .• rill ••• ralls, ••.• QhK() . one- and three-meter diving At Indiana last week, the Irish and a ·IJiemher points put her over the 1000-point got IC4A qualifying times from mark for her career. Teammates events. .'of: the,llleu's GLENN WATSON in the 55- SANDY BOTHAM and KRISSI sVt'imwill~ te~. meter high hurdles and MIKE DAVIS added 14 and 10 points, WOMEN'S TENNIS was named the ROGAN in the 800-meter run. most valuable: respectively. The women's tennis team (5-3) Also turning in fine efforts were The Marquette victory proved ...... •...... • '.' ...... • ' ...... pa.rtiCipant ..•••...... split a pair of matches this past DAN GARRETT and RON to be more difficult as the Irish at ····Miq:western ,:~ol1egiafe~onfer- week, losing to Wisconsin, 8-1, MARKEZICH, who finished first had to come from behind to win ence •• 9haWBi()llsh:i;Ps, •.••.••. held •.• Jas~ and defeating Furman, 9-0. and second respectively in the 79-69. Trailing 36-33 at the half, The Irish will host their second ;w.eekend'af

Ed Board Positions Described ! '

Every year about this time, The departments editor is a moment's notice. Conse­ the various student organizations responsible for maintaining a quently, the position demands an attempt to solidify their staffs stable of columnists to write individual with a vivacious and for the coming year. And humor pieces, reviews and com­ sparkling personality. Notre Dame's Student Magazine although there's no question that mentaries. He does the initial The business department of there is an heir apparent for the editing and is responsible for the the magazine has a business majority of the top positions, calendar section of the manager who oversees the there is still room for people with magazine. The hours of the advertising, circulation, distribu­ is accepting applications for: limited experience, but a lot of departments editor are consider­ tion, billing. and payroll depart­ ably more flexible than any other enthusiasm, who are new to ments. The business manager also Managing Editor Business Manager organizations. position at the Scholastic. has the opportunity to add this And Scholastic is no excep­ The managing editor oversees incredibly impressive title to tion. the content of all the magazine what may be an otherwise mono­ Each year, the new editor-in­ sections. He does the long-term tonous resume. chief appeals for people to fill planning and helps formulate The advertising manager sells the paid editorial positions that editorial policy. His commitment and designs ads and trains his Production Manager Departments Editor graduating seniors have left to the magazine is second only to staff. The circulation manager Copy Chief vacant. However, most of the that of the editor-in-chief, and maintains subscription files and Photography Manager time the average person has no he has daily responsibilities.' ensures an up-to-date list of sub-' Graphic Arts Manager Systems Manager idea what the jobs entail, so The executive editor helps scribers. Another essential Sports Editor Advertising Manager here's an outline of what each formulate editorial policy and resume booster for Business Controller editor does to produce Scholastic assists in the actual production of majors. News Editor each week. the magazine before deadlines. The systems manager main­ Student Life Editor The copy chief edits all the He also deals with inaccuracies in tains the word processing and Applications are due by 5 p.m. Friday, March 4 articles that appear in the maga­ the magazine and hastens correc­ typesetting equipment. This Any Notre Dame or Saint Mary's undergraduate may apply. zine. He should look over every tions of errors. coming year the systems manager word in every issue. He looks for The photography editor and must have experience with Contact Kathleen McKernan for information: mistakes in grammar and spel­ graphic arts editor take requests MacIntosh computers and Scholastic Office, 3rd floor LaFortune, 239-7569. ling; he also is responsible for from the section editors for story laserprinters, since Scholastic maintaining a consistent style in illustrations and cover graphics. will soon be switching over to the copy. Since he does have the They are also responsible for such a system. final say on what appears in the maintaining a staff, work areas Each of the positions mention Scholastic he is able to put in lit­ and supplies, and are expected to does involve some monetary tle notes to his friends. But it provide some of their own work reward (however miniscule it seems that this article may be the for publication. may be). These positions exception. The production manager require a great deal of time and The editors of the news, designs and lays-out the maga­ commitment, as any of the sports and student life depart­ zine. He must work with the current editors will tell you. But Help us ments must think of story ideas, section editors on page design they're also a lot of fun. If you ,',I assign those stories to one of and work scheduling. In the think you may be right for one .:',' their writers and work with that coming year, the production of these jobs" or are interested in Carry the load writer throughout the reporting manager will be doing the major­ an assistant or writing position and writing process. The section ity of the layout on a desktop requiring less time, do not hesi­ editor also does the primary edit­ publishing system. The produc­ tate to come up to the office, ing for story relevance and com­ tion manager's hours are very Suite 311 of LaFortune, to pick pleteness. flexible and subject to change at up an application.

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Ed Board Positions Described ! '

Every year about this time, The departments editor is a moment's notice. Conse­ the various student organizations responsible for maintaining a quently, the position demands an attempt to solidify their staffs stable of columnists to write individual with a vivacious and for the coming year. And humor pieces, reviews and com­ sparkling personality. Notre Dame's Student Magazine although there's no question that mentaries. He does the initial The business department of there is an heir apparent for the editing and is responsible for the the magazine has a business majority of the top positions, calendar section of the manager who oversees the there is still room for people with magazine. The hours of the advertising, circulation, distribu­ is accepting applications for: limited experience, but a lot of departments editor are consider­ tion, billing. and payroll depart­ ably more flexible than any other enthusiasm, who are new to ments. The business manager also Managing Editor Business Manager organizations. position at the Scholastic. has the opportunity to add this And Scholastic is no excep­ The managing editor oversees incredibly impressive title to tion. the content of all the magazine what may be an otherwise mono­ Each year, the new editor-in­ sections. He does the long-term tonous resume. chief appeals for people to fill planning and helps formulate The advertising manager sells the paid editorial positions that editorial policy. His commitment and designs ads and trains his Production Manager Departments Editor graduating seniors have left to the magazine is second only to staff. The circulation manager Copy Chief vacant. However, most of the that of the editor-in-chief, and maintains subscription files and Photography Manager time the average person has no he has daily responsibilities.' ensures an up-to-date list of sub-' Graphic Arts Manager Systems Manager idea what the jobs entail, so The executive editor helps scribers. Another essential Sports Editor Advertising Manager here's an outline of what each formulate editorial policy and resume booster for Business Controller editor does to produce Scholastic assists in the actual production of majors. News Editor each week. the magazine before deadlines. The systems manager main­ Student Life Editor The copy chief edits all the He also deals with inaccuracies in tains the word processing and Applications are due by 5 p.m. Friday, March 4 articles that appear in the maga­ the magazine and hastens correc­ typesetting equipment. This Any Notre Dame or Saint Mary's undergraduate may apply. zine. He should look over every tions of errors. coming year the systems manager word in every issue. He looks for The photography editor and must have experience with Contact Kathleen McKernan for information: mistakes in grammar and spel­ graphic arts editor take requests MacIntosh computers and Scholastic Office, 3rd floor LaFortune, 239-7569. ling; he also is responsible for from the section editors for story laserprinters, since Scholastic maintaining a consistent style in illustrations and cover graphics. will soon be switching over to the copy. Since he does have the They are also responsible for such a system. final say on what appears in the maintaining a staff, work areas Each of the positions mention Scholastic he is able to put in lit­ and supplies, and are expected to does involve some monetary tle notes to his friends. But it provide some of their own work reward (however miniscule it seems that this article may be the for publication. may be). These positions exception. The production manager require a great deal of time and The editors of the news, designs and lays-out the maga­ commitment, as any of the sports and student life depart­ zine. He must work with the current editors will tell you. But Help us ments must think of story ideas, section editors on page design they're also a lot of fun. If you ,',I assign those stories to one of and work scheduling. In the think you may be right for one .:',' their writers and work with that coming year, the production of these jobs" or are interested in Carry the load writer throughout the reporting manager will be doing the major­ an assistant or writing position and writing process. The section ity of the layout on a desktop requiring less time, do not hesi­ editor also does the primary edit­ publishing system. The produc­ tate to come up to the office, ing for story relevance and com­ tion manager's hours are very Suite 311 of LaFortune, to pick pleteness. flexible and subject to change at up an application.

20 Scholastic February 25, 1988 21

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Sophomore Literary Festival Track SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 28 Paule Marshall Alex Wilson Invitational Library Auditorium Joyce ACC Fieldhouse SPORTS: 8:00 p.m. 11:00 a.m. SMC Performing Arts Series Basketball Basketball (:' "Purlie" N.D. Men vs. Vanderbilt N.D. Women vs. DePaul O'Laughlin Auditorium Joyce ACC Joyce ACC THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25 N.D. Communication and ACADEMICS: 8:00 p.m. 7:00 p.m. 2:00 Theatre Spring Film Series Mathematical Colloquium Landow /Snow Program l'fVSIC: "Simulation of Flow in Naturally Annenberg Auditorium Fractured Porous Media" Senior Cello Recital 7:00 - 7:50 p.m. Elizabeth Gerrish Professor Jim Douglas, Jr., Purdue University Annenberg Auditorium SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 27 FRIDA Y, FEBRUARY 26 7:00 p.m. Room 214 CCMB N.D. Communication and Theatre SPORTS: SPORTS: THE ARTS: THE ARTS: ACADEMICS: Spring Film Series Ice Hockey Tennis Information on the SMC "Tempopo" Faculty Guitar Recital ND vs. Lake Forest N.D. Men vs. Cincinnati Faculty Guitar Recital London and Rome Summer Annenherg Auditorium Steven Miller Joyce ACC Ice Arena Eck Tennis Pavilion Steven Miller Program 7:30 & 9:30 p.m. Hesburgh Library Auditorium 7:30 p.m. 9:00 a.m. Annenberg Auditorium Dr. Anthony Black N.D. Men vs. Bowling Green 8:00 p.m. 4:00 p.m. St. Mary's College Basketball Eck Tennis Pavilion "Arsenic and Old Lace" Carroll Auditorium Harlem Globetrotters 1:00 p.m. Morris Civic Auditorium 7:00 p.m. Joyce ACC 8:00 p.m.

MOVIES: 100 CE/liTER "For Keeps" University Park West Biddy Mulligan's Blues Etcetera Three Penny Theatre 5:00 7:00 9:00 7644 N. Sheridan Avenue 1124 W. Belmont 2424 N. Lincoln Avenue "Good Morning Vietnam" 4:30 7:00 9:30 SCOTTSDALE MALL February 26-27 February 26 "The Glass Menagerie" "Shoot to Kill" "Big Twist & the "The Eddy Clearwater February 26-27 "S hoot to Kill" 4:30 7:15 9:45 Mellow Fellows" Blues Band" 7:30 & 10:00 4:30 7:15 9:30 "Hope and Glory" February 28 "Action Jackson" February 28 February 27 4:~O 7:00 9:30 2:00,4:45, 7:30 5:45 7:45 9:45 "Eight to the Bar" Blues Harmonica Showdown t.:niversity Park East between Cary Bell and Billy Branch "Action Jackson'! 5:45 7:45 9:45 "The!Serpent and the TOWJ'Ii AJ'liD COt.:/liTRY Rainbow" Park West "Moonstruck" 322 West Armitage 5:30 7:30 9:30 "Fatal Attraction" 5:45 7:45 9:45 Cabaret Metro February 26 Kingston Mines 4:30 7:00 9:30 "Three Men ann a Bahy" 3730 N. Clark Avenue "The Brandos" 2548 N. Halsted "Cry Freedom" 4:30 7:00 9:30 2:00 5:00 8:00 "She's Having a Baby" February 26 February 27 February 25 FOR t:M CIJ'liEMA READY THEATER "Ironweed" 4:30 7:00 9:30 "Tic Tah" "The Way Moves" "pion Payton & the 4:15 7:00 9:45 "The Last Emperor" "Planes, Trains, and 43rd St. Blues Band" February 27 February 28 "Planes, Trains and 8:15 Automobiles" "Fields of the Nephilim" "David Ruffin & Eddie February 26-27 Automobiles" " Satisfaction" 4:45 9:00 with "Price of Priesthood" Kendricks" "Lonnie Brooks and 5:30 7:30 9:30 7:40 9:40 "Made in Heaven" his Louisiana Blues" "Broadcast News" 7:10 '1:00 9:30 "Three Men and a Baby" 5:00 7:30 9:30

22 Scholastic February 25, ] 988 23 ". \ Februar .. March 2 COMPILED BY DOUG ANDERSON

Sophomore Literary Festival Track SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 28 Paule Marshall Alex Wilson Invitational Library Auditorium Joyce ACC Fieldhouse SPORTS: 8:00 p.m. 11:00 a.m. SMC Performing Arts Series Basketball Basketball (:' "Purlie" N.D. Men vs. Vanderbilt N.D. Women vs. DePaul O'Laughlin Auditorium Joyce ACC Joyce ACC THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25 N.D. Communication and ACADEMICS: 8:00 p.m. 7:00 p.m. 2:00 Theatre Spring Film Series Mathematical Colloquium Landow /Snow Program l'fVSIC: "Simulation of Flow in Naturally Annenberg Auditorium Fractured Porous Media" Senior Cello Recital 7:00 - 7:50 p.m. Elizabeth Gerrish Professor Jim Douglas, Jr., Purdue University Annenberg Auditorium SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 27 FRIDA Y, FEBRUARY 26 7:00 p.m. Room 214 CCMB N.D. Communication and Theatre SPORTS: SPORTS: THE ARTS: THE ARTS: ACADEMICS: Spring Film Series Ice Hockey Tennis Information on the SMC "Tempopo" Faculty Guitar Recital ND vs. Lake Forest N.D. Men vs. Cincinnati Faculty Guitar Recital London and Rome Summer Annenherg Auditorium Steven Miller Joyce ACC Ice Arena Eck Tennis Pavilion Steven Miller Program 7:30 & 9:30 p.m. Hesburgh Library Auditorium 7:30 p.m. 9:00 a.m. Annenberg Auditorium Dr. Anthony Black N.D. Men vs. Bowling Green 8:00 p.m. 4:00 p.m. St. Mary's College Basketball Eck Tennis Pavilion "Arsenic and Old Lace" Carroll Auditorium Harlem Globetrotters 1:00 p.m. Morris Civic Auditorium 7:00 p.m. Joyce ACC 8:00 p.m.

MOVIES: 100 CE/liTER "For Keeps" University Park West Biddy Mulligan's Blues Etcetera Three Penny Theatre 5:00 7:00 9:00 7644 N. Sheridan Avenue 1124 W. Belmont 2424 N. Lincoln Avenue "Good Morning Vietnam" 4:30 7:00 9:30 SCOTTSDALE MALL February 26-27 February 26 "The Glass Menagerie" "Shoot to Kill" "Big Twist & the "The Eddy Clearwater February 26-27 "S hoot to Kill" 4:30 7:15 9:45 Mellow Fellows" Blues Band" 7:30 & 10:00 4:30 7:15 9:30 "Hope and Glory" February 28 "Action Jackson" February 28 February 27 4:~O 7:00 9:30 2:00,4:45, 7:30 5:45 7:45 9:45 "Eight to the Bar" Blues Harmonica Showdown t.:niversity Park East between Cary Bell and Billy Branch "Action Jackson'! 5:45 7:45 9:45 "The!Serpent and the TOWJ'Ii AJ'liD COt.:/liTRY Rainbow" Park West "Moonstruck" 322 West Armitage 5:30 7:30 9:30 "Fatal Attraction" 5:45 7:45 9:45 Cabaret Metro February 26 Kingston Mines 4:30 7:00 9:30 "Three Men ann a Bahy" 3730 N. Clark Avenue "The Brandos" 2548 N. Halsted "Cry Freedom" 4:30 7:00 9:30 2:00 5:00 8:00 "She's Having a Baby" February 26 February 27 February 25 FOR t:M CIJ'liEMA READY THEATER "Ironweed" 4:30 7:00 9:30 "Tic Tah" "The Way Moves" "pion Payton & the 4:15 7:00 9:45 "The Last Emperor" "Planes, Trains, and 43rd St. Blues Band" February 27 February 28 "Planes, Trains and 8:15 Automobiles" "Fields of the Nephilim" "David Ruffin & Eddie February 26-27 Automobiles" " Satisfaction" 4:45 9:00 with "Price of Priesthood" Kendricks" "Lonnie Brooks and 5:30 7:30 9:30 7:40 9:40 "Made in Heaven" his Louisiana Blues" "Broadcast News" 7:10 '1:00 9:30 "Three Men and a Baby" 5:00 7:30 9:30

22 Scholastic February 25, ] 988 23 , Final Word

Goals and Ambitions

BY TOM DOYLE AND MIKE PAESE

aking a good while creating for students new thing better!" and exciting opportunities. This phrase is much more than a campaign slo­ Clearly student government gan for us, for has had a public relations prob­ we feel that lem that continues even today. on the major Catholic and secu­ those words best capture who we To be able to effectively support Jar issues that the University are and what we would like to do or intelligently criticize any should represen t. We percei ve with the students' government. organization, one must under­ our roles to be consciousness For those of you who we did not· stand the issues at hand. There­ raisers rather than simple "social' get to speak to personally during fore, we propose to use the stu­ planners. " the campaign week, we would dent publications in a weekly like to share with you briefly our column,or employ other vision of whl;l.t we hope is to appropriate forums to discuss Lastly, and most importantly, accomplish with Notre Dame stu­ publicly the current events and' we would like to thank those who dent government over the next issues facing student govern­ have worked closely with us two semesters. ment. This would not only through the campaign and the enhance student awareness, but ~ntire student body for your sup- . would also force' the student port; a support we felt not only Essentially, we have inherited body president and vice at the polls, but also in opening a sound legacy of effective and president to be accountable for your doors and being received dedicated student leadership. Pat their actions. A major part of with an openness to our ideas as Cooke and Laurie Bink have this structure would consist of well as with expressions of con-:­ brought credibility and real equal tinie and space given for cern and genuine interest in stu­ organization back to student student response. This would' dent government. (expression of government. They have proven allow each of you the opportun­ genuine . interest in student that student government is active ity to compliment, to criticize or government as well as what we on campus, willing to listen to to ask questions about anything had to say.) student input and. to be respon­ sive to students' desires. Being that we propose .. cognizant of its heritage, we characterize student government Our third and most sweeping We sincerely hope that the as "a good thing." goal represents a. new andambi­ interest, concern' and enthusiasm tious mission for student govern~ expressed by individual students Student government, by ment. We believe that our office carryover, beyond our election, definition, acts as a vehicle that should be the place where politi­ to the business which we are all brings to reality those small and cal and social concerns of this about. It is' our hope that your great things that need improve­ campus are vocalized. That is, to involvement will truly create "a ment in student life. We are bring the kind of leaders and students' government" and allow dedicated to continuing and intellectuals to campus that Notre for the possibility of making a expanding those services that Dame students deserve to excite, GOOD THING BETTER! Il!!I make daily life a little easier, to bring forth. and to stand out , Final Word

Goals and Ambitions

BY TOM DOYLE AND MIKE PAESE

aking a good while creating for students new thing better!" and exciting opportunities. This phrase is much more than a campaign slo­ Clearly student government gan for us, for has had a public relations prob­ we feel that lem that continues even today. on the major Catholic and secu­ those words best capture who we To be able to effectively support Jar issues that the University are and what we would like to do or intelligently criticize any should represen t. We percei ve with the students' government. organization, one must under­ our roles to be consciousness For those of you who we did not· stand the issues at hand. There­ raisers rather than simple "social' get to speak to personally during fore, we propose to use the stu­ planners. " the campaign week, we would dent publications in a weekly like to share with you briefly our column,or employ other vision of whl;l.t we hope is to appropriate forums to discuss Lastly, and most importantly, accomplish with Notre Dame stu­ publicly the current events and' we would like to thank those who dent government over the next issues facing student govern­ have worked closely with us two semesters. ment. This would not only through the campaign and the enhance student awareness, but ~ntire student body for your sup- . would also force' the student port; a support we felt not only Essentially, we have inherited body president and vice at the polls, but also in opening a sound legacy of effective and president to be accountable for your doors and being received dedicated student leadership. Pat their actions. A major part of with an openness to our ideas as Cooke and Laurie Bink have this structure would consist of well as with expressions of con-:­ brought credibility and real equal tinie and space given for cern and genuine interest in stu­ organization back to student student response. This would' dent government. (expression of government. They have proven allow each of you the opportun­ genuine . interest in student that student government is active ity to compliment, to criticize or government as well as what we on campus, willing to listen to to ask questions about anything had to say.) student input and. to be respon­ sive to students' desires. Being that we propose .. cognizant of its heritage, we characterize student government Our third and most sweeping We sincerely hope that the as "a good thing." goal represents a. new andambi­ interest, concern' and enthusiasm tious mission for student govern~ expressed by individual students Student government, by ment. We believe that our office carryover, beyond our election, definition, acts as a vehicle that should be the place where politi­ to the business which we are all brings to reality those small and cal and social concerns of this about. It is' our hope that your great things that need improve­ campus are vocalized. That is, to involvement will truly create "a ment in student life. We are bring the kind of leaders and students' government" and allow dedicated to continuing and intellectuals to campus that Notre for the possibility of making a expanding those services that Dame students deserve to excite, GOOD THING BETTER! Il!!I make daily life a little easier, to bring forth. and to stand out q

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Who is this guy ~nd whyi~he com\bJng th~; 'c:9~nttY asking 18-year-old· kids for their 'autographs?"