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VOL XX, NO. 16 the indqwndt·nt ~lutknl nt·w~papcr .~tT\ ing noln daml' and ~ainl man·~ MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 198S Post created to assist Thatcher handicapped students plans reply

By ROBERT RAPHAEL discriminate against disabled stu· to Soviet NeuiSStaff dents, according to Jones. In addi· tion, she said, educational expulsions As a result of the increased enroll­ institutions that accepted federal ment of disabled students, Assistant funding could not deny services to Provost Sister John Miriam Jones disabled students. Disabled students Associated Press was appointed last July as coor­ who started their primary education dinator of disabled students by in 1974 in an ordinary environment LONDON · Prime Minister Mar­ Provost Timothy O'Meara. are now of college age. garet Thatcher summoned two of "It wa..~ time to do something dif· her senior Cabinet officials for ur­ ferent," Jones explained, "We In 1974 Notre Dame formed the gent talks yesterday on whether to realized we needed one person to committee to work towards the ac­ order out more Soviets in response oversee efforts to serve disabled stu· cessibility of buildings and to insure to the Soviet Union's expulsion of 2S dent.~." that services were not denied to stu· Britons. Previously, the University Com· dents. Press Association, the British mittee for the Physically Currently, Notre Dame meets its domestic news agency, said Mrs. Handicapped and the Office of Stu· legal obligations. Thatcher, Foreign Secretary Sir dent Affairs provided services to "But that's not the only thing Geoffrey Howe and Home Secretary disabled students. we're interested in. We want to Douglas Hurd reached a decision, Jones' responsibilities include ac­ make the experience of a disabled but were keeping it secret to avoid cessibility to buildings and clas· student a..~ good as it possibly can giving the Soviets advance notice. srooms, communication with be," Jones said. The agency's unattributed report faculty and administrators regarding Jones attributed the impetus of said the decision would be an· special academic needs, referring concern for the disabled to Stephen nounced before Mrs. Thatcher disabled students and evaluating Rogers, who chaired the committee leaves this afternoon for a four-day long term needs. since 1980. Rogers, a blind profes­ visit to Egypt and Jordan. "All of a sudden we have more stu· sor, dedicated his time to working ~- A spokeswoman for Mrs. '11latcher dents who we have to be concerned -~-~t'_~;·:r~, with the disabled. "Stephen was our confirmed that the meeting took about," Jones said. This year's fresh· inspiration," Jones said. place, but refused to give details. man class, as last year's, has regis­ Howe had cut short a weekend tered 2S disabled students. Last year, Notre Dame spent . } ...... 6. break to begin what he said were Previously. there were less than 10 APphoco S20,000 restoring St. Edward's Hall "urgent and careful" talks with aides disabled students in each class, es· This is only a test to make it accessible to handicapped on how to respond to the Kremlin's timated Jones. students. Father Pedi, rector, states NASA's newest space shuttle orbiter, Atlantis, fires its main move, announced Saturday. Mrs. This increase can be traced to the the money was used to install two engines Thursday for a 22-second test of readiness. Atlantis ts Thatcher returned to London from 1974 Equal Educational Oppur­ remote control doors, building spe· scheduled for a Department of Defense launch on Oct. 3 at Ken­ her country retreat, Chequers, for tunlty Act, which stated that educa· nedy Space Center. see DISABLED, page 3 the late-night session with Howe tiona! institutions could not and Hurd. Weinberger assails Soviet lack ~of control in border incident

AMoclated Press "The Soviets bumped his truck Weinberger's statement, which Weinberger may have said. He also said he had the impres­ deliberately where we were included no identification of the sol· "overdramatized what happened." sion that the soldier wasn't held nine WA.''iHINGTON Defense supposed to be, and doing what we dier or the location of the incident, "It's not clear if the truck was in a ·hours, but was gone from his Secretary Casper Weinberger, were permitted to do under a treaty· was made in response to a reporter's place it was supposed to be," said headquarters on the mission for nine denouncing the Soviets for failing to that is some 40 years old," question and appeared to take the the official, speaking on condition hours. "control their troops," said yester­ Weinberger said on CBS' "face The White House, the State Department · he not be identified. He said that Under a U.S.-Soviet pact, a limited day that a U.S. military observer in Nation." and even Pentagon officials · by after the vehicle was hit it slid into number of American soldiers are East Germany was detained at gun­ "It is the third or fourth incident surprise. some wire along a road and became permitted to travel in East Germany point for nine hours after his truck of this kind," Weinberger said. Public affairs duty officers at all entangled. in return for similar rights by Soviet was deliberately bumped. "When he attempted to get out and three branches said they had no in· The official said that when a Soviet soldiers in West Germany. Weinberger said the incident, fix the truck they pushed him back formation on the incident beyond commander belatedly came to the which happened "a few days ago" into the truck and held him at gun· what Weinberger had said. Revela· Asked why the incident had not scene · blaming his delay on getting but was not previously announced, point and detained him for roughly tions of previous incidents involving been announced by the United lost · he ordered his troops to disen· involved a soldier in the same unit as nine hours and generally behaved in U.S. observers were made im· States at the time it happened, tangle the truck. Maj. Arthur Nicholson, a U.S. army the same way in which they did mediately after they occurred. Weinberger said: "we're trying our oftker killed by a Soviet bloc soldier when Maj. Nicholson was killed and An administration official, provid· "The Soviet commander best to get the conditions corrected. earlier this year. murdered." ing a few additional details, said apologized profusely," the official We're not interested in publicity." New University Ministry director 'pastor' of ND campus

By MICHAEL DUNCAN charge of the various programs of­ His office acts as a and do some serious thinking Vocation for the Congregation of News Staff fered by the Ministry. "clearinghouse" for thirty-five about their life and their faith. It is a the Holy Cross, where he was one perfect opportunity to pray and to of the top five vocation counselors One such program, whtch ac· University Ministry is "like the get their lives in order." for all the catholic relgious orders counts for much of the work done in the United States. This gained parish ofthe University" according He also feels the Notre Dame by the Ministry, Is Uturgical Music Leveille an audience with the to Its recently appointed director, and Planning. This program community should take a more Pope. Father Andre Leveille. active role in the the social out· focuses on planning the music and Leveille is concerned with the often the themes for many of the reach program. In particular, he "The University Ministry is con· problems that face youth. He 118 masses that occur at Notre recommended sponsoring wants it known that he is "available nected with the liturgical life and refugees in order to help them Dame each week. to students." pa..~torial activities of the entire start new lives. University community, said The Pre-Cana, another program "I dont want to be the ad­ Leveille. He added that as Director offered by the University Ministry, Other programs sponsored by ministrator that's hiding behind of the Ministry his role is "the head is designed to help engaged University Ministry include: doors." pastor of the school · Its spiritual couples prepare for marriage. Ac· Military Draft Counseling, the Leveille's main aim is to make leader." cording to LeveiUe, more than 115 Religious Bulletin, and the Rite of sure that "someone is a better Cat· 'couples a year join the prograin. Christian Initiation of Adults holic or Christain for coming to Leveille Is in charge of a large Andre Leveille which provides Christian and Cat· Notre Dame." Leveille feels that if staff, making sure "that pastorial Two programs that Leveille feels retreats a year and also sponsers holic Baptisms, and Confirmations. the students are not "closer to God needs are taken care of." He assigns are very important are the Retreat two of its own. Leveille said they Before starting his present posi· when they leave then I have many of his staff members to be in and Social Outreach Programs. give "time for students to get away tionJuly 1, Leveille was Director of failed." ------~------~~

The Observer Monday, September 16, 1985- page 2 In Brief Enough football fun found without road trip to Ann Arbor

O.K., so I'm a loser. the Howard Hall freshman injured in a Kevin Hurley, While everybody else on campus made the trip to hit-and-run accident Sept. 7 remained in critical condition in in­ Mary Ann Arbor to see the Wolverines knock off the Irish, I tensive care last night at Memorial Hospital of South Bend, a hospital stayed at Notre Dame. The token junior Arts and Letters administrator said. Hurley is recovering from a broken leg and mul­ Heilmann student among hundreds of car-less freshmen and tiple head and abdominal injuries suffered in the early morning acci­ throaty engineers. dent. - The Obseroer Assistant News Editor Now I'm paying the price. I've heard incessantly for two days that Notre Dame is not a real campus. At Michigan, people saunter up to a keg instead of mowing down everything in sight to get audience was composed of "Who's Eric?" types, or he to one, and, "there were 60 girls to your left, 60 girls to merely felt an enormous compulsion to demonstrate A sex survey by an Ohio State University professor has your right, and they were all fantastic!!!" his incredible grasp of the obvious. found out that 50 percent of college women, and about 80 percent This last comment came from a just-returned and The guys watching the game with me were almost as of college men, engage in premarital sex. Of the sexually active, over still-euphoric Domer (whom I saw at a misery party good as the commentators at underestimating the intel­ a third claim one sexual partner, 20 percent claim three or more, and Saturday night - black armbands required) who kept ligence of the room's female contingent. Granted, the 11 percent more than five. - The Obseroer repeating it to me and adding mournfully, "You'll never clueless girl in the corner did her best to enhance our see anything like that at Notre Dame, Mary." reputation. But in general, the idea that one is a football Well, I'll reserve comment on that statement, but one incompetent simply because one is a girl, is a myth that thing I'm sure he missed out on was the experience of needs to be dispelled. Therefore, the statement that watching the game on TV. "Michigan only needs a Of Interest Now don't mistake me, touchdown and conversion I've seen my share of to go ahead" when the score televised football games, was ND 6, Michigan 0, was and I've even seen my team rather unnecessary. lose on occasion. So this By game's end, however, Women entrepreneurs will be the topic of a game should have been like even these irritations were lecture tonight at 6:30 by Jill Houghton Emery, director of the U.S. many others. Why was it so forgotten in the apathetic Small Business Administration's Office of Women's Business Owner­ different? gloom that hung over the ship. Emery assists present and prospective women business I should have been clued­ survivors of the first contest managers and owners. She has headed her own consulting firm, and in even before kickoff that I in the 1985-86 season. ran for Congress from New York in 1984. The lecture, in Saint Mary's was in for a strange after­ We all trudged back to Carroll Hall, is free and sponsored by Saint Mary's Department of noon. From the moment a our respective dorms to sit Business Administration and Economics. - The Obseroer particularly clueless girl in a quietly in darkened rooms crowded Keenan room and search our pasts to dis­ heard the name Ara Parseg­ cover what we had done hian and inquired in­ horrible enough to bring nocently who "Eric" was, such a fate upon us. But all A clothing drive, sponsored by Saint Mary's Junior and if he had anything to do q.f6 was not lost. Council, begins this week, and continues through October 6. The with Notre Dame football, I Good old Bill Hickey and drive will benefit the St. Vincent DePaul Society. All types of clothing probably should have left in the University Food are welcome and can be dropped off in boxes located in all Saint search of another TV. But even that wouldn't have Services, perhaps sensing such an outcome, had the Mary's residence hall lobbies. - The Observer helped. foresight to prepare pizza, chicken patties and choc­ True, I would not have had to hold my temper and olate chip cookie bars to assuage our misery. stifle impatient outbursts when she asked things like, So, all of you who were stupid enough to make the A Mass will be said for Inez Duarte, daughter of jose "Was that bad for Notre Dame?'' as the Irish fumbled a long trip to Ann Arbor and have to put up with endless Napolean Duarte, Notre Dame graduate and president ofEl Salvador, kickoff inside the 20-yard line. kegs, rows of 60 fantastic girls, and frat parties- don't try Monday at 12:15 in the Center for Social Concerns. Father Robert But nothing short of turning down the sound could to tell me that I should have road-tripped to Michigan Pelton, will celebrate the mass, which will also be for victims of help me escape the inane and rambling commentary of for entertainment. I had all I could stand. violence in El Salvador. - The Obseroer CBS Sports. All the effort it took, was assembling a clueless girl, For example, what exactly did Brent Musburger, and the Fighting Irish. mean when he said that he'd like to maintain a "semblance of possession?" You either have the ball or The Observer encourages the fru expression of opinions through letters you don't. There's no in between. As the afternoon Appalachla Break Project will be t~e topic of an to the editor. Letters !hould be brief (approx.lmately 250 words }and rypcd wore on, however, I began to realize that whatever Bo's informational meeting tonight at 7 at the Center for Soc1al Concerns. whcMvcr possible. Alllclters 5hould be signed (although the aulhor's naJDC' "semblance of possession" meant, the result was going Participants will travel to the Glenmary Farm in Vanceburg, Ken­ need not Lc published). and should include: a phone number at whJch the to be disastrous for Notre Dame. tucky. The trip is sponsored by CILA. - The Obseroer author may be reached. L(:tters arc published on a spacc·availablc basis. Let· Or what about Brent Musburger's enlightening com­ ters arc edited to correct errors in grammar and for space considerations. ment, "What has hurt Notre Dame has been Michigan's drives."? Either Mr. Musburger assumed his entire

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IHIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIdiiiiiHitHNtt_l~ The Observer Monday, September 16, 1985- page 3 Colleges react to student protests; sell off interests in South Africa Associated Press divest itself of its S39 million in State University In Tempe to divest stocks of companies with South themselves of their 13.3 million in A spring of campus protests and a African operations. The plan has the South Africa-related holdings as summer of South African violence suppon of Columbia President Mic­ soon as possible. have swelled the ranks of colleges hael Sovern. •Bitterly divided trustees of the that are selling all or part of their in­ Columbia, in New York, would be University of Vermont opted last vestments in companies with the first Ivy League college to adopt week for limited divestment of the dealings in South Africa. a policy of total divestiture of South school's 17.3 million in South Africa­ Since April, when scores of U.S. African investments. related investments. Vermont Gov. campuses erupted in anti-apanheid •Rutgers University in New Jer­ Madeleine Kunin argued in vain for protests, about 20 colleges and uni­ sey, another hotbed of student full divestiture at the emotion­ versities from Maine to Arizona have protest last spring, was considered char~ed hearing. adopted policies of total or partial all but certain to accept an Invest­ •As a result of tightened Invest­ divestiture of South Africa-related ment committee recommendation ment policies adopted this summer, holdings. made on Aug. 30 to sell its remaining Oberlin College announced this past Sixty-one schools have sold nearly 17.5 million in South African hol­ week it had sold U.S. Steel stock S300 million in such portfolio hol­ dings. valued at 1620,000 and IMS interna­ dings since tiny Hampshire College •The University of Iowa divested tional shares worth 1142,000 be­ in Amherst, Mass., became the na­ Itself of more than 90 percent, or cause neither company had signed tion's first college in 1977 to adopt a about S2.3 million worth, of its the "Sullivan Principles," a voluntary South Africa-free investment policy, South African-related holdings. code of conduct In which firms according to the American Commit­ Some students were angered be­ agree to work against apartheid. tee on Africa, a New York-based anti­ cause the school insisted It acted for Among the schools that say they Weare NO apartheid lobbying group. economic, not moral, reasons. are reviewing their South African In­ A spot check by The Associated By contrast, a committee set up to vestment policies are Harvard, Yale, Saint Mary's senior Barbie Samuelson and Notre Dame senior Press found many other colleges study divestiture at Iowa State Uni­ Massachusetts Institute of Technol­ Brian McCart by were on band, along wttb I 05,521 others, to cheer actively considering tougher versity is expected to recommend ogy, University of Southern Califor­ on the Irish in their first Ann Arbor appearance in four years. policies as well. shortly that the school sell its nia, University of Notre Dame, Saturday's crowd boasted the largest in attendance of any col­ In recent weeks: 1550,000 in such holdings, for Indiana University, Northwestern legiate contest that day. 200 tickets were made available to Notre •Columbia University, the scene moral reasons. University, Johns Hopkins Univer­ Dame and Saint Mary's students through a lottery earlier Ibis week, last spring of some of the most bitter •The Arizona Board of Regents sity, Brown University, the Univer­ but many more were believed to have made the trip north. student demonstrations, announced voted Sept. 6 to order the University sity of Rhode Island, and Wesleyan it is likely to agree next month to of Arizona in Tucson and Arizona University. Coast-to-coast strikes reaching settlements

AAociated Press night after a 16-hour session with mediators ended Saturday without Negotiators reported progress agreement, Both sides reported yesterday in settling a school strike some progress. in Rhode Island, where 600 teachers Superior Court Judge Corinne have defied a judge's back-to-work Grande ordered the weekend order, as striking Seattle teachers mediation Friday, hours after 2,000 planned to vote today on what their of the district's 8,200 students were leaders called a "totally unaccep­ turned away from school because table" offer. only 12 teachers obeyed her order to return to the classroom. She said About 8,000 teachers nationwide she would consider citing the teac­ were on strike, affecting almost hers for contempt if the talks fal.l. 115,000 students in seven states, in­ The district has offered a one-year cluding Pennsylvania, Michigan, contract with a 5 percent pay raise, Ohio, New York and Illinois. while the teachers want a three-year In Rhode Island, negotiators In pact with total salary Increases of 27 Pawtucket were to resume talks last percent.

'Beautiful rooms' at SMC

By PEGGY PROSSER Uz Meehan, Maureen Emy, Mary NewsSmff Costa, and Lisa Hagen. Preliminary judging by the hall Beauty will be in the eyes of housekeeping staffil will start at 3 the judges during the Saint p.m. on Sept. 23. Final judging by Mary's "Beautiful Room Con­ selected members of the Saint test," starting Sept. 23, with the Mary's faculty and administration finals Sept. 26. will begin at 5:30 p.m. on Sept. .. •· 26. "The judges will be people .... Saint Mary's student govern­ that we have contact with every ...... ment is sponsoring this new day," Fallon said. event and the five categories In­ .. "This contest will be a good • clude: most beautiful, most col­ • ··''' <\', chance to get roommates toget­ - legiate, most unusual, cutest and her. It's good for building up best party room. 'l ••• spirit, and will be starting a tradl· tion for those who come to Saint The idea was the result of a stu­ Mary's in the future," Fallon Get to the answers faster. dent government meeting last added. May. Fall was chosen because rooms are newly decorated, said Prizes have not yet been an­ With thell-55--ll. Contest Chairman Patty Fallon. nounced and interested students Fallon will be assisted by her may sign up through their sec· What you neeJ to tackle to perform complex calcula­ the TI-55-ll even simpler, committee of hall vice presidents tion representatives this week. the higher mathematics of a tions- like definite integrals, and shows you how to use all science or engineering cur­ linear regression and hyper­ the power of the calculator. riculum are more functions­ holies- at the touch of a Get to the answers faster. Jones is now concerned with more functions than a simple hutton. AnJ it can also he Let a Tl-55-11 Jj;& problems such as narrow classroom slide-rule calculator has. programmed to Jo repetitive show you how. ~ Disabled doorways and heavy doors that Enter the T!-55-11, with prohlems without re-entering continued from page I make passage difficult for hand­ 112 powerful functions. You the entire formula. Icapped students. TEXAS cial sinkS and modifying shower lndudeJ is the Calculator can work faster and more INSTRUMENTS facilities. "People who have obstacles to Decision-Making Sourcebook. accurately with the Tl-55-11, Creating useful pruJucts The additions to St. Ed's have been overcome are special people," Jones hecause it's preprogrammeJ lr makes the process of using anJ services for you. positive, according to one hand­ a1ffirmed. Currently, there are over icapped resident. "The people who 75 disabled students at Notre Dame. worked with me had a very positive Their disabilities include: paralysis, © l'lHHI attitude, they were willing to satisfy anhritls, leg amputation, cerebral my needs," said Pat Reese, a freSh· palsy, heart condition, blindness, man with cerebral palsy. hearing impairment, nerve damage, "Everybody is trying to help me readb.\g disabilities and quad­ out," Reese said. raplegics. ~i~~~_()__ i_ll ___ t ______M_on-da-y,_Sep-te-mb-er_l_6,_19-85--p-ag-e4 The bigger things in life are not always the better

Has any news caught your attention lately? am sure you know. Who has the most cars in quest Is so newsworthy; people are enthralled from everyone else; there he sat - just staring Seen any headlines? Remember the air dis­ your neighborhood, again, I'm sure that you by so many hits. at one little, insignificant object. But I could aster in Japan that cost 520 lives? Or how know. This fascination with size reminds me of a tell that he was as enthralled by that dandelion about the space shuttle, logging more miles trip that I made two years ago. I went to a state as all the adults were by the gorge. every single day. And gee, we certainly cannot Question: What do many people park to see an awesome 800 foot gorge. forget Pete Rose breaking Ty Cobb's record desperately want? Answer: The biggest bank Believe me, this was quite a sight: deep drops It was right then and there I learned the im­ Wednesday night. account. of flat stone, dangerous slopes, even a railroad portance of little things. tressle that spanned this natural wonder. You An Englishman once remarked to me that Tom Considine People are interested in size and quantity; it should have seen the people; they were doing "Everything in America is big." Well, what I is seen in their priorities and their actions. everything in their power to get the best view. think he meant was our country has a special Similarly, our society is obsessed with size, One guy was climbing a gnarled tree; another place in its heart for the big things, for those the answer and this obsession is reflected In the news was leaning dangerously over a fence, a third deep gorges and big news events. And I media of our day. Perhaps that is why such held his two year old kid over the edge. suppose a love for the big is fine in Itself. But For better or for worse, characteristics of items as airline disasters make such extensive It seemed that everyone in that park was just do not forget those dandelions and those our media and press mirror similar charac­ headlines; people are fascinated that so many staring down that gorge. Everyone was trying little things. Perhaps someday you will realize teristics of our society at large. Case in point, passengers could die. Perhaps that Is why the to get that perfect view, myself included. that bigger is not better - only bigger. our obsession with size and quantity, our solid space shuttle receives so much attention; Then, for some unexplained reason, I belief that numbers do not lie and that bigger people are amazed by the fact that a funny turned my head from that fascinating sight and Tom Considine is a senior tn the College of numbers tell better stories. C'mon, who has shaped metallic crate can do so much and go looked behind me at a patch of grass about 20 Arts and Letters and a regular Viewpoint the biggest and loudest stereo on your floor, I so far. And perhaps that's why Pete Rose's feet away. There sat a four year old boy, away columnist. We should put our wealth into another perspective

Just when you think you have got everyth­ ice of unfamiliarity. Joe thought he had hit half of the items in the room, judged wealth based solely on ourselves. Instead the fact that ing in perspective, along comes a child who upon the perfect topic, sports. In the midst of based on the things he could call his own. some people want more because they do not innocently knocks you back into reality and this conversation, a prominent Notre Dame Compared to tliat, JOC! certainly seemed have the necessities should be the perspective forces you to rethink your ideals. Willis, an basketball player happened to walk by. Willis wealthy. Willis had not seemed envious; he by which we judge thinwo. eleven year old from South Bend, had this ef­ got so excited that Joe walked over to him and was just making a statement which appeared Feeling sorry for people less fortunate than fect on me. A friend of mine, Joe, is his "Big asked if he'd mind saying hello to Willis. The factual to him. we are is not enough. One twist of fate and we Brother." athlete walked over to Willis and introduced could have been "those people." Giving some­ himself. Willis put his tiny hands in the large After getting over my initial surprise that thing to one less fortunate than yourself is a Lisa Perez hands of the basketball player and looked up anyone should think something a luxury gift that will not soon be forgotten. This need in childish awe. when most people consider it a commodity, I not mean monetary giving; sometimes giving "I hope you're going to root for me this thought about how lucky we are. Sure, we all of yourself is the best gift of all. in persp_ective year.l'm counting on you." vary in degrees of good fortune and we all The day with Willis ended with a thank you "I will." wish we had more, but when we put our lives and still we had not given anything that could "Man, you must be rich!" "Watch all the games, OK?" in focus we should realize how lucky we are. be considered tangible. All we'd given him Those were Willis' first words when he en­ "I'll try." We can all watch television, wear cool was some time and attention. Saying goodbye, tered the room. There wasn't anything too ex­ Not too impressive a conversation, but one clothes, buy food when the dining hall is at its Joe gave Willis his phone number and told the traordinary Inside of the room: a bed, a which made Willis' · day. Afterwards, Joe worst and catch the football and basketball boy to call the next time he wanted to come television, an Atari video machine, a stereo teased Willis about his amazement with the games when we feel like it. When we graduate over. with a bunch of tapes and some posters on the athlete, and asked if he had watched any bas­ we will all be in a position to make decent "I can't," Willis said. walls. Nothing there would accurately qualify ketball games last year. Willis said he had not. money and live the kind of lives we are ac­ "Why not?" Joe as wealthier than the middle class which "Why not?" customed to. Not too much will be beyond "I don't have a phone." f he is. "I don't have a television." our reach, and we probably will never lack for Joe gave him a quarter. "I'm not rich, Willis," Joe said. Willis just the necessities. We should consider these ~ Surprised at his answer, it suddenly became r looked at him. apparent why Willis had thought Joe was rich. things the next time we feel a little sorry for Lisa Perez ts a sophomore tn the Program Later, we were walking around campus, I had been looking at wealth from my ourselves. of Liberal StUdies and a regular VIewpoint talking about basic things, trying to break the perspective, while Willis, who did not own Our perspective of things should not be ' columnist. f Campus Comments: Do you like the fountain being constructed? fi• , I I I H ...... ,

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cia! equality are nothing to be ashamed oft sibly use it. And to quickly name another few roommate and her boyfriend when I want to Chauvinism rampant How refreshing it would have been to read sore spots, how about: the new loft policy to go to sleep. Mandyck's column in The Observer begin­ abolish lofts in the next four years, the health I think the Saint Mary's reputation of "girls in writer's column ning with the proclamation that she is a hazard of no air conditioning in the here for their MRS degree" is one that follows feminist, followed by the same good, Pasquerilla's and the rector policy as ex­ women all over the country, both at public near Editor: pointedly humorous treatment of a serious emplified by the 'firing' of Father Steve at Car­ and private schools. I know the high place­ Although I am not a Saint Mary's student, I subject. One sure way to eliminate a negative roll Hall to name a few. ment and valued reputation of a Saint Mary's wa.-; appalled at the faulty reasoning and ram­ image is to replace it with a positive one. If the degree, however, far outshines the former. pant chauvinism expressed in Erin O'Brien's negative stereotype of feminism persists, Then we come to the Fountain. Why? I can Viewpoint editorial,"Dedsion to go coed at "both men and women will suffer a loss." think of absolutely no reason why it should be Let's look beyond the fact that there are no Saint Mary's is weighed." built. If the Administration wanted to dedicate men enrolled in this school. That does not A.K. Eiesland something to ND students who died in the mean we no longer care how we look or dress. First, a matter of terminology: as long as any Department ofArt, Art History and Design wars, they should dedicate something that There is so much pride here - yes, in the way coUegt·-aged woman continues to call herself will be appreciated and used, like the we dress and smell, but also In our classwork and her peers "girls," she is inviting all those LaFortune renovation, or a new dorm, not a and relationships with faculty, administration, around her to treat her as such. Women are far Greedy administration $500,000 Stonehenge. The fountain's location and classmates. I love sitting in a small class of more likely than girls to earn the respect of doesn't even make sense. The fieldhouse mall about 1 5 and really getting involved in a good their peers and their superiors. makes seniors cynical was one of the few. crossing places on North discussion, even when one of those students is In addition, the term "guys" is similarly Quad where students ran into each other and a Notre Dame boy! degrading to men. "Guys" can be a friendly Dear Editor: could just sit on the grass and talk, read, listen and neuter phra.-;e referring to any group of When I came here three years ago as a fresh­ to bands, or play firsbee--but since we all I guess the presence of boys was not a peers, male or female. The stereotyping of man, I was full of optimisim about the bright know it's illegal to play on the grass the priority as I was choosing a college - educa­ "guys". as "sweaty, competitive, dominant and four years that were opening before me. Op­ criticism is invalid anvway. tion was. I have found the freedom to par­ egotistical" dating machines is offensive to timisim that Notre Dame would win the Na­ ticipate in clubs, organizations and student both men and women alike. tional Championship, optimism that the Many of you out there are going to ask if you government, and believe it or not, there is Administration really cared about students, hate this place so much, why don't you leave. plenty of competition! And along with the I Second, O'Brien seems to confuse the pos­ optimism that this was going to be the best Simply, I cannot. Financial and other commit­ close friendships I have with girls on this ~ sibility of the college going coed with the ac­ four years of my life ... ments prevent it, and if I could, I would, ex­ campus, I also have them with both girls and , tuality of coed dorms and the subsequent cept that I would miss the people who make guys at Notre Dame. Admittedly it took some abolition of parietals. A quick walk through Three long years later I look back at those this place worthwhile. I have been told that I time, but I've found them worth waiting for. , the Notre Dame campus would reveal that freshman days and think of the senior's at­ should accept ND as it is since many places are C

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ribbons. These kids run around in KrisMurphy circles a lot and chase the squirrels. features writer They are the only ones on campus beside Father Hesburgh who do not t's a Saturday morning at Notre Hold it, your roomie went to drink beer on game days. They are I Dame. The rising sun gleams on sleep before you did. You start to the future of Notre Dame. the dome. Birds chirp. Squirrels get nervous and as you lie there in Let's meet a typical subway frolic. Hangovers throb. terror you hear whispers. alumni family. Sandy and Steve There is something different, "Wow Dad, we're so close." Ferman are from Highland Indiana. though. Something is in the air. "Yes son, isn't it incredible, a That's and hour and a half away Could it be? Yes! It's a football mor­ Notre Dame student in his natural from the Notre Dame campus but ning at Notre Dame and that means habitat! Look at all the dirty clothes, they were here on Labor Day alumni. Lots of them. There are smell the old beer. Just think son, simply because they "love the many different kinds of alumni. Knute Rockne probably slept here!" atmosphere." Sandy and Steve have Most of them went to ND and they You wlltch in disbelief as the son two children, both blond. One is in return often because it is special to pockets your toothbrush as a a stroller and the other is on roller them. Some of them are Subway souvenir and decide you've had skates. alums, people who never went here enough. You sit up in bed quickly. The Fermans hope that their kids but would have liked to. Then there "Dad, it's awake!" might go to Notre Dame because are those who are simply enthralled "Oh my God, nobody's gonna they grew up with the University's by this place. believe this at the office! Oh no, I'm mystique but they never made it to It doesn't really matter why they out offfim! Run! Run!" school here. Sandy and Steve love come, only that they do. A5 you Yes, the alumni are back and Notre Dame so much that they sleep they descend on the campus, there are more of them than ever. spent part of their honeymoon r Nikons and baby strollers sparkling They usually walk around campus here. That's right boys and girls, , in the early autumn sunshine. in groups. Male alumni wear their honeymoon. r You are still asleep. Deep within hornrims and plaid pants. They take Why does Notre Dame meaJ;t so r the walls of your dorm you lie pictures of everything and they slap much to these people? Why does , curled in bed, blissfully unaware of a lot of backs. They also have great the bookstore sell so many ND r the new morning. tailgaters. Female alumni wear mugs and extra-small sweatshirts? Suddenly your door opens very khaki skirts and sunglasses. They Why do people cry at the grotto? quietly and feet pad across your have lots of children and they are Why do millions of dollars pour in dirty laundry which is strewn all some of the friendliest women in from alumni and non-alumni alike over the floor. Even half-asleep you America. every year? It might just be good sense that someone or something Alumni children are called "little marketing or the old rtputation. has entered your room. It must be Domers" by their parents. They Then again it might be something your roommate. Silly roommate. wear ND sweatshirts and ND shorts. more, something magic. Think Always breaking parietals and Most of the boys have little blond about it. Do you know anyone who sneaking home in the early mor­ bowl cuts. The girls wear plaid spent their honeymoon at Mic­ Mark Stephens ning. What a nutty guy. skirts and have a lot of green hair higan? NO's rolling tympani drumnter r r makes his own tunes - and fun enthusiasm on the field. It's a col­ ~ lective effort but sometimes hard to do everything I want to do and still Colleen Clynes be a part ofthe band." features writer The rolling tympani has no music f written for it, so Lagorio must im­ ith the weighty expectations Who is this talented drummer provise not only his music but also W surrounding this year's foot­ who amuses fans with his half-time his position on the field as well. "I ball season, one tends to wonder antics? None other than senior John have to find my own place in the whether the half-time show will Lagorio, who describes the purpose band's design. I can basically go once again provide the season's of his famed position as "just basi­ wherever I want," he remarks. only entertainment. Will the Notre cally trying to make a fool out of Dame band once more prevail over myself." This he does, to the en· Fighting Irish football? thusiastic cheers of a rowdy football Glory does have its price, Although this question lies un­ crowd. however. At the recent welcome answered as of yet, one senior is back picnic, Lagorio injured himself optimistic about both forms of A fourth year band member and from the repeietive rubbing of the entertainment. last year's drum co-captain, Lagorio mallets against his hands. "I was has been banging drums since grade In a whirlwind of twirling mallets six. For his first two years in the and spinning drums, he entertains University band he played the snare fans with one of the most drum, and switched over to the celebrated instruments in the Uni­ prestigious position of rolling tym­ '' I was spinning the versity of Notre Dame band - the pani player just this year. mallets and they kept rolling tympani. "I switched partly for the time commitment," Lagorio remarks. "A5 rubbing and rubbing, a naval ROTC midshipman, I didn't have time to take over a whole and when I looked section. I also wanted to have a down blood was good time this year and the tymp seemed a good way to do it." dripping from my hands. Well, it's all in Having a good time is exactly what Lagorio intends to do. "I plan fun." to do some things never done - John Lagorio before - let's just say funny things .. . I just hope I don't kill myself," he says. spinning the mallets and they kept In such a coveted position, others rubbing and rubbing, he relates, tend to question Lagorio's inten· "and when I looked down blood tions. was dripping from my hands. Well, it's all in fun." "Yes, people call me a glory This, Domers, is something to hound,"he states, "I'm sure I'll see remember this season. Amid the 1V cameras this year, but the im­ numerous debates over Faust's portant thing is the spirit the tymp success with the Irish this year, rest creates. We're all out there to have assured that the Notre Dame band a gooq time this year. I just hap­ will return in its full regalia. peneo "l.O pick the front position." All in all, John Lagorio is optimis­ tic about this season and the role he It is this front position that fans plays. "Many times I'll end up love. "I hope to increase school looking like a clown, but in the end, ' spirit by being crazy and showing that's what the crowd enjoys." John Lagorio skillfully spins his mallets and bangs away on the rolling tympani at band practice. I Sports Briefs Monday, September 16, 1985- page 7 lnnertube water polo entries will be ac­ cepted until Friday at the NV A office in the ACC. -The Obsen'er Dolphins, The Notre Datne Open golf tournament was wqn by sophomore Rich Connelly with a 288 total, four over par. Tim 49ers recover Hanlon finsished second with a four-round total of 291. Norman A karate course is being offered by NVA on Mondays Campbell came in third with a score of 294. Varsity golf coach con­ and Wednesdays beginning Sept. 23. Anyone who is interested gratulates all participants. -The Observer. should contact the NV A office for more information. - The Observer to gain wins

Aslloclated PrcM The ND Weight and Fitness Club will hold Dan Marino won over the fans it~ first first workout today from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. in the Rockne An is being ultimate frisbee tournament while winning the game that kept Memorial Building. - The Observer. sponsored by NV A. The deadline for submitting 10-player rosters is alive Coach Don Simla's home Monday, Sept. 24, in the NVA office. For more information, call 239- opener streak as Miami defeated the 61 00. - The Observer Interhall officials are needed for football and Indianapolis Colts 30-13 yesterday. soccer. For more information, contact the NV A office in the ACC. - Marino, ignoring his first Orange The Obsen'er Bowl boos, passed for 329 yards and two touchdowns, hitting on 29 of 48 on Saturday, The Domer Runs are coming passess. Oct. 5. The deadline for entries for the three- and six-mile events is Prospective SMC basketball players will Friday, Sept. 27, in the NVA office in the ACC. For more information, "I was not worried about the have an organizational meeting on Thursday at 4:30 p.m. in Angela. call239-6100.- The Observer crowd reaction," said the third-year All who are interested in trying out are asked to attend. - The Obser­ quarterback, who turned 24 yester­ ver day. "I just go out and try to do my job the best I can." Marino missed 'fhe Weight room on the third floor of the Rockne five weeks of the preseason because Interhall cross-country team entries must be Memorial Building is open Monday through Friday from 3:15p.m. to of a contract dispute. submitted by Wednesday to the NVA office. For more information, 10:30 p.m. and Saturday and Sunday from noon to 5:30 p.m. - The call 239-61 00. - The Observer Observer Marino, who led Miami to the Super Bowl last season, was booed when he first trotted onto the field, Novice Boxing Tournatnent workouts wm and again when his first pass was be­ begin today at 4 p.m. in the boxing room in the ACC. Anyone who More NV A information is available by calling 239- hind Mark Duper and fell incom­ wishes to learn basic boxing skills, prepare for the Bengal Bouts or 61 00 or by stopping by the NVA office in the ACC. - The Observer plete. But he connected on the next just get into top condition is invited to attend. Upperclassmen with two attempts and the ';3,693 fans experience are invited to workout, although they will be excluded were back on his side. from the novice tournament. - The Obsen'er San Francisco, the defending Observer Sports Briefs are accepted Sunday Super Bowl champion, .also turned through Friday until 4 p.m. at the Observer office on the third floor boos into cheers, as Roger Craig's A kayak course is being offered by NVA on Thursdays, of Lafortune. Briefs should be submitted on the forms available at the 62-yard touchdown run highlighted beginning Sept. 19. Anyone who is interested should register in ad­ office, and every brief must include the phone number of the person a 3'i-point, second-half which vance at the NV A office in the ACC. - The Observer submitting it. - The Observer carried the 49ers over the Atlanta by a score of 3'i-16.

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The Observer Monday, September 16, 1985 - page 8 ~· 1 Blue Jays beat Yanks St. Louis stays on top in N .L~ East Baseball Standings .AslocJakd Press ,Ron Darling, 16-5, won his.sixth Angels 12, Rangers 4 straight decision, allowing five hits ANAHEIM, Calif. - Reggie Jackson AMERICAN LEAGUE NAnONAL LEAGUE CHICAGO- Cesar Cedeno went 5- in 7 1-3 innings. 1Jesse Orosco hit a three-run homer in the first in­ Eut Eaat w L Pet. 011 w L Pet. 011 for-5 and drove in four runs, two finished up for his 16th save. ning and Doug DeCinces homered Toronto 91 52 .636 St.louis 86 55 .610 with a homer, and Danny Cox won Montreal starter John Dopson, 0- for two runs in a six-run eighth to New York 86 56 .606 4.5 New York 86 56 .606 .5 Baltimore 75 66 .532 15 Montreal 76 66 .535 10.5 his 16th game yesterday as the St. 2, got only two outs in the first in­ help the California Angels to a 12-4 Detroit 73 69 .514 17.5 Philadelphia 69 71 .493 16.5 Louis Cardinals beat the Chicago ning before leaving. victory yesterday over the Texas Boaton 71 72 .497 20 Chicago 66 75 .468 20 Cubs 5-1. Milwaukee 62 79 .440 28 Pittsburgh 47 92 .338 38 Rangers. Cleveland 52 93 .359 40 The victory kept the Cardinals Blue Jays 8, Yankees 5 The Angels had 14 hits and 1 1 Waet w.. t one-half game ahead of New York in NEW YORK - The Toronto Blue walks off five Texas pitchers. Kansas City 82 60 .5n loa Angeles 84 58 .592 California 80 63 .559 2.5 Cincinnati 75 66 .532 8.5 the National League East. The Mets Jays, keyed by Cliff Johnson's two­ Kirk McCaskill, 10-11, gave up Chicago 73 69 .514 9 Houston 72 70 .507 12 beat Montreal 6-2 yesterday. run single, kayoed New York with a three runs in 6 I-3 innings and was Oakland 70 74 .486 13 San Diego 71 71 .500 13 SeaHie 66 76 .465 16 Atlanta 60 82 .423 24 Rookie left-hander Steve Engel, 1- six-run third inning yesterday and replaced by Stuart Cliburn, who Minnesota 65 79 .451 18 San Francisco 56 86 .394 28 5, was the loser. opened a 4 1 /2-game lead in the pitched the final 2 2-3 innings to Texas 52 90 .366 30 Cox, 16-9, gave up five hits over American League East by beating the earn his sixth save this season. Yaeterday'a A•utta Y•terday'a A•utta seven innings. Todd Worrell Yankees 8-5. Texas starter Jose Guzman, 0-2, Toronto 8, New York 5 New York 6. Montreal 2 finished up with two innings of hit­ The Blue Jays pounded five New pitched the ·first five innings, allow­ Chicago 6, Seattle 3 Pittaburgh 5, Philadelphia 4 california 12, Texas 4 Adanta 4, San Francisco 1 less relief. York pitchers for I 4 hits. ing five runs on six hits and five Oakland 4-2, Kansas City 2-7 Cincinnati 10. loa Angeles 6 Doyle Alexander, 16-8, pitched 7 walks. Boston 4, Milwaukee 2 St. louis 5, Chicago 1 Minnesota 5, Cleveland 2 Houoton 2, San Diego 1 Mets 6, Expos 2 1-3 innings and was charged with Detroit 4, Baltimore 1 MONTREAL - Danny Heep hit a two runs. He walked five batters and A's 4-2, Royals 2-7 three-run homer in the first inning, struck out four. OAKLAND, Calif. - George Brett Mookie Wilson homered and Gary Lavelle relieved during New hit a three-run homer and Bud Black doubled twice and Howard Johnson York's three-run eighth inning. Tom threw a four-hitter to help the added a solo home run yesterday, Henke got the last two outs. Kansas City Royals beat the Oakland leading the New York Mets over the The Blue Jays jumped on Ed Whit­ A's 7-2 and salvage a split of their Montreal Expos 6-2. son, 10-8, in the third. yesterday doubleheader.

passes in the first half, and did not once again be utilized in Notre attempt a pass inside the Michigan Dame Stadium ... Irish 20 until the game's final drive. continued/rom page 12 Saturday' a O.me The end result was a defeat, the Notre Dame 3 6 3 0 12 cepted by Doug Mallory to end second year in a row that the Irish Michigan 0 3 14 3 - 20 Scoring Notre Dame's chances. have dropped their opening game in NO ~ FG Carney 34 The lack of offensive production less-than-impressive fashion. NO~ FG Carney 31 by the Irish had many people, in­ "We just have to do a character MICH - FG GiHete 21 The Student Activities Board presents NO~ FG Carney 47 cluding Wolverine coach Bo Schem- reevaluation, come out and play har­ MICH ~ Harbaugh 10 run (GiHette kick) . bechler, questioning Notre Dame's der and cut down on mistakes," of­ NO - FG Carney 25 MICH ~ White 3 run (GiMetta kick) play selection, especially early in the fered tailback Allen Pinkett, who MICH ~ FG Gillette 23 game. On the nine plays of their first was "held" to 89 yards on 22 carries. NO IIICH three possessions inside the Mic­ "There were some crucial mistakes Fi111tdowns 15 21 Rushing attempts 39 52 JIMMY STILL higan 20-yard line, the Irish did not made. All four years I've been here Net Yards Ruohing 146 261 Renowned Ventriloquist pass once. All three of those series this situation has come up." Net Yards P...,ing 160 74 P-camp-attempted 11-23 7-17 resulted in field goals. If it comes up again next weekend Had intercepted 1 0 and "I was surprised that they ran so when Michigan State comes to town, Total NetYIII'ds 306 335 Fumblee-loat 1-1 2-2 much," noted Schembechler. then it could be a long season for the PanaltiH-ylll'ds '3-33 2-13 "People think they can run the ball Irish. Punta-average !H2 3-38 Individual LMdara on us, but I don't know why." 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Irish get third in volleyball tourney By CHRIS STARKEY Coming off losses to Kentucky Notre Dame will get another Sports Writer and Ohio State, Coach Art Lambert chance at the Hoosiers when the was encouraged with his team's per­ Irish play host to Indiana on Tues­ The Notre Dame women's vol­ formance in Indianapolis. day, November 5. Lambert also praised the play of leyball team got its first win under its "Overall, we played pretty well in freshman setter Whitney Shewman. belt this weekend at the Hoosier finishing third," he said. "I did feel, "She's a youngster who really had Classic in Indianapolis, and settled however, that we had a really good for third place in the four-team an exceptional match against But­ chance to take them both. The op­ ler," he commented. tournament. portunities were there in that first Notre Dame's next test is tomor· match, but we failed to capitalize." row at Bowling Green. Lambert is The Irish defeated Butler in the Lambert felt that the youth of his wary of the Falcons. consolation match, 1 5-13, 13-1 5, team was still a factor. 15-1, 15-5 on Saturday, after falling "They're an unknown quantity," to Indiana, 15-12, 15-5, 15-13 on "We're coming around, though. he said. "They've changed a lot since Friday. Notre Dame did not face Had this game (Indiana) been in the the last time we faced them. We'll be Purdue, the fourth team in the middle of the season, I think we ready. Slowly but surely we're com­ tournament. would have taken them." ing together as a team."

Schembechler, meanwhile, feels No doubt, this loss will be tough -~-...... -- that his line's fine play will be a to handle for the prideful players In Line .springboard to even better things the Irish trenches. A group so used ...... ,_ for his team . to success In their endeavors usually

..,., ~/Pece la:lool continued from page 12 "Having success against Notre will not accept defeat lightly. Notre Dame rJO/Ieyba/1 players jill Sugllch (left), Gretchen We went light in practice last week Dame will help our line," said the On Saturday, though, the Wol­ Krauss and their teammates finished third in the Hoosier Classic because of the injuries, but we may Michigan mentor, now in his 17th verines were abh! to upset the Irish tournament this weekend, defeating Butler but losing to Indiana. just have to work on the trenches all season at the Wolverine helm. "We by surprising them at the line. For more the tournament, see Chris Starkey's story at right. the time this week. don't really have the size, but we have the quickness. We gave Notre "I didn't think we'd be able to run Dame problems by changing align­ as well as we did," said Schem­ ments on the line. Our guys were bechler. pretty tough to handle." And that was the bottom line.

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ByJILL SARBENOFF Saint Mary's lost to Augustana, forts made by the team.Sophomore Notre Dame's john Guignon, shown here in action against Sports Writer however, in the second match of Colleen Mergens led the team in Wisconsin-Milwaukee on Sept. 7, scored the only goal for the Irish round one. sets, while junior Mary Reidy, and when they fell to Wisconsin-Madison Friday night. Notre Dame The Saint Mary's varsity volleyball In round two, the Belles defeated freshmen Margaret Feldman and also lost yesterday to Evansville. Some details of the games appear team opened its season Friday, par­ Aurora College but lost to Illinois Tami Suth paced the team in kills. in the story at left. ticipating in a tournament in Benedictine. This put Saint Mary's in Elmhurst, Ill. The highlight of the the consolation bracket with the Freshman manager Karen Krok I' d fi 1 th h t. · d' 1 d •••••••••• c rp an save -••••••••• weekend came when the Belles fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth and ninth ee s at t e mo tvatton 1Sp aye I 1 defeated the number-one seed, seeds. by the team this weekend will be a I II DEUVERY 1 Elmhurst College, in two games in On Saturday morning, the team key factor in the team's success this I NAUGLEre HOURS: 6:00- ~ 272·5455 I the opening match. lost to Augustana again in rmee season. I ~ sot lllxlow.y North. "'--and, lnllone 1 games and also lost to Carroll Col­ "They really want to win. They 1 NAUGLES TO YOUR DORMII 1 After the exciting first match, the lege in three games. With these two seem to try really hard and always I MEXICAN KITCHEN AMERICAN KITCHEN I team moved on in pool play to take losses, the Belles finished the tour­ give all that they have," said Krok. 1 .... _ ..__..-• ... •..- I on Augustana College. Nine teams ney in ninth place. On Friday, the Belles will be 1 7_ 1•09 u9 amoo<

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By LARRY BURKE away. I'm tired of this stuff about us Irish ahead 12-10, a crucial penalty Assistant Sports Edttor not moving people off the ball. I'm swung the momentum in Michigan's not going to wait for it until Novem­ favor once again. It was a ques­ ANN ARBOR, Mich. - Quarterback ber. tionable roughing-the-passer call on Steve Beuerlein just hoped that his "Michigan controlled the line on defensive tackle Wally Kleine that team would be able to pick up the both sides. We'-ve got to come off the helped keep alive an 80-yard Wol­ pieces. football next week, and we will verine drive that produced the win­ "Winning this game would have come off the football." ning touchdown. The call came on a been a big one for us," said the Irish Problems on the line were not the third-and-seven play, as Wolverine quarterback of Saturday's 20-12 loss only reason for Notre Dame's defeat tight end Eric Kattus dropped a pass to Michigan. "We're just going to yesterday, however. Costly at the 1 5-yard line with nothing but have to start from the beginning mistakes, critical peaalties and ques­ open field in front of him. The net again. We have to get it together.l'm tionable playcalling helped the Wol­ result was a first down for the Wol­ tired of saying wait 'til next week." verines erase Irish leads of 9-3 and verines at the Notre Dame 13, in­ But what the Irish will be doing 12-10, to the delight of most of the stead of a fourth-and-seven from the between now and next week could 105,523 in attendance. 26 that would have necessitated a hardly be called waiting, according Of the mistakes, by far the most 43-yard field goal attempt by fresh­ to Coach Gerry Faust. damaging was Alonzo Jefferson's man Mike Gillette. Earlier in the "We went light in practice this fumble of the opening kickoff in the game, Gillette was short on a 47- week because of the injuries (the second half, which was recovered yarder. Senior Irish defensive tackle Eric Dorsey is sandwiched by two likes of which kept wideout Alvin by Michigan's Dieter Heren on the Miller and cornerback Mike Notre Dame 14-yard line. At the It appeared on the replays that Michigan offensive linemen during Saturday's game between Kleine was in the air as Harbaugh Notre Dame and the Wolverines. For more on the game, see Larry Haywood out of the contest)," said time Notre Dame led, 9-3, on the Faust. "But this week we may just strength of three John Carney field released the ball, and could not have Burke's story at right. Marty Burns writes on the Irish problems on avoided a collision with the Mic­ both sides of the line below. have to work in the trenches all goals, and it appeared that the Irish week. We'd better come back right might be able to escape with a low­ higan quarterback. scoring win. But the Wolverines "That call surprised me," Kleine gained new life after Jefferson's tur­ said. "If it was a penalty, then it was a Line play proves to be the crucial nover, as three plays later quarter­ stupid mistake." back scampered 10 Whatever the case, fullback yards into the end zone for the Gerald White cruised through a big touchdown that gave Michigan its hole over left tackle three plays later difference in loss to Wolverines to put Michigan ahead, 17-12. There first lead ofthe game. By MARlY BURNS concern about the experience and a 6-0 Irish lead by the middle of the As if that wasn't bad enough, Jef­ were still more than 16 minutes left Sports Writer strength of the Irish lines earlier in second quarter. ferson suffered a season-ending in­ to play, but the Wolverines looked the week. Things changed at this point, jury on the play. His knee will ready to put the game away. ANN ARBOR, Mich.- A frustrated Schembechler had good reason to ' however, as the Wolverines began require surgery, and his loss leaves In the fourth quarter, a 1 5-yard and weary Gerry Faust left little worry, for the Irish starters on the pushing their way downfield for 55 the Irish in a jam as far as the tailback pass interference penalty on corner­ doubt to a long line of reporters offensive line averaged around 6-5, yards iri 1 0 plays to add a field goal. It situation is concerned. back Marv Spence aided the Wol­ what he thought made the dif­ 270-pounds per man. The defensive was more of the same in the second "That fumble was definitely the verines' march for their final points. ference moments after his 13th­ front, meanwhile, had the intimidat­ half as Michigan tailback Jamie Mor­ big play we needed," said Wolverine The Irish had two chances in the ranked Notre Dame team lost its ing duo of 6-5, 270-pound tackle ris followed the blocks of his line to tailback , who knifed final five minutes, but came up season opener for the second con­ Eric Dorsey and 6-9, 274-pound key two long scoring drives which his way through the Irish defense for empty both times. In the final secutive year: Wally Kleine to go with 6-2, 252- put the game away. 119 yards on the afternoon. "There's minute they drove down to the Mic­ pound nosetackle Mike Kiernan. "I thought Michigan controlled no doubt that that was the tuning higan 11-yard line, but Beuerlein Yet when the dust had cleared in Senior offensive guard Tim Scan­ the line of scrimmage on both ends point in the game." was sacked for an I 1-yard 1065 on Michigan Stadium on Saturday, the nell admitted that he and his of the ball," said Faust. "We aren't Later in the third quarter, after third down and then was inter- Wolverines had outrushed the Irish teammates may not have been quite going to win many football games Carney had tied a school record 251 yards to 97. The Michigan lines, ready for the quality play exhibited when they do that. The game was with his fourth field goal to put the see IRISH, page 8 which featured several players in by the Wolverine defensive line. won on the lines and in our failure to new positions, were able also to "I think they were a lot quicker execute there." apply pressure on Notre Dame quar­ than we anticipated, " said Scannell. A sub-par performance in the terback Steve Beuerlein on some "They just outquicked us and moved trenches, of course, was not critical plays. to where they wanted." supposed to be possible with this "They had a better rush and Although Faust was less than Irish team. Even on a day when not­ opened up better holes," said Faust. pleased with the play of his lines, he hing seemed to go as it should have, "If we can't open holes our game vowed a better effort next week this development, which began to won't go. When you make five or six against Michigan State, another Big show itself late in the first half, was a yards on first down you're going to 10 school with big and talented surprise toalmost everyone viewing win the football game. lines. the contest. Early in the contest, it was Notre "We have to execute better on After all, Notre Dame has a na­ Dame who was banging for five both of our lines," said the fifth-year tional reputation for producing the yards a crack, as the Irish checked coach. "I tell you though, we're biggest and strongest lines year in the Michigan running game on going to come off the ball next time. and year out. In fact, Michigan coach defense and then moved the ball Bo Schembechler had expressed downfield on offense. The result was see LINE, page 9 Notre Dame cross country squad wins meet by beating three teams By PETE GEGEN The fourth Irish runner to finish The team had a little trouble stick­ Sports Writer was freshman Ron Markezich. In his ing to Piane's philosophy of running first college-level race, the as a pack. The Notre Dame cross country youngster placed 11th. "We have to run in a group bet­ team won its first meet of the season "It was a lot different than high ter," said Tyler. "We were a little last Friday, besting three teams in school," noted Markezich. "They spread out on Friday." Columbus, Ohio. The score of the really took off fast at the start, so I Injuries have also caused a few meet was Notre Dame 44, Ohio State was behind the first couple miles. I problems for the Irish. Both Craig 46, Michigan State 49 and Missouri had to catch up." Maxfield and Rick Mulvey have been Baptist 108. The final three runners to place slowed by foot problems, and Mike for the varsity were Tom Warth Collins is not expected to return for Co-captain Jim Tyler won the five­ (17th),JeffVan Wie (19th), and Tim four weeks. mile race with a time of 24:18. SOp­ Diamond (20th). On the positive side, the team homore Dan Garrett placed fifth, Head coach Joe Piane said he was demonstrated that it does have the and co-captain John Magill finished very pleased with the efforts of these talent to match or even surpass last tenth. last three runners. However, he was vear's achievements. not completely satisfied with the The ObocrY.,./ Pete U.:hu "l felt pretty relaxed," said Tyler performance of his team as a whole. "The Ohio State team returned about his run. "I started to tire on the "Some of the runners did unex­ the entire team which was fourth in Notre Dame split end Tim Brown bas this pass broken up by a third and fourth mile, but I was able pectedly well," he said. "But some the Big Ten last year," noted Piane. Michigan defender, an example of the many problems that befell to pass the leaders in the last half did not run well at all. We can do a "And they were wondering who the Irish at Michigan Saturday. For more on the contest, see Larry mile." lot better." these guys were from Notre Dame." Burke's story above.