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- =- : = ' : : =- .. : :-: : \ . : ' ; . ' = - = . . / .n' "- "- _ _ _ = Volume 57 = _- _ - = MillersvilleM lIersv lIe UniversityUni er i . : _ _ _ = - : = : = - - = , _ e = n -" Millersville PA 17551/ 5 . . o a :. Number " " Sn. . . , : . eD , '-c-- - - . ., . . ' ' . '= _ _ _ 'i" . ------Wednesday October 10 , 1984

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by TOM' ' KNAPP ' system , an electrical system Stollenwerk doesn't see roadways and a signing is $8$ million for the construc- " " Stafff Writer' ¬ that is "antiquated , no air much hope in getting the system on campus.. An - ' addi tion of a performing arts conditioning and , leaky Millersville University's large needed funds for a new tional 900 parking spaces are center and $2.5$ . million for the Council of recently windows.. Also , he , . " Trustees said the building. HeI Ie said the request necessary , according to "best expansion of McComsey Hall. sent a request to the state for arrangement of the rooms "is" has been sent in each year for estimatesest n1ates of security people Land acquisition is included ] ' a $ . million budget not conducive well - 122 capital to placed the past 18 years he's worked to meet an evening and com in the price of the arts center , . " ' for 1985.86 , . " " this academic classrooms the offices follow here he said , "It's not a new muting class increase , said which would bring instruction ' year , a increase no logical pattern . 1 substantial and the request. don't feel any more Gray Sellers , Vice President in drama , music , speech into over the granted 1984-85- building is inaccessable to the optimistic about getting the for Finance and - Administra one building , as well as radio $ . . . capital budget of million. handicapped. money now than I did 18 tion.. 35 " The major priority for next The building requires a years ago.. Budget for 1986-87- totals and television studios.. . " . . - . .---.. . -- .- . . - . . -...... year is the demolition. and great deal of maintenance The most expensive project - r , a well.. . p- replacement of Myers Hall work as Stollenwerk r ____ on the budget request % is the b " " ratilwx, , $ . , - Lase . project estimatedest lnated to cost $5.5 said "We work on . it constant construction of Phase II of " aat ,a 5"i f . . Myers is one of the ly . . We . Roddy , - n Q : million never get it fixed. Science Center cost w ' " ; yam , oldest buildings on campus There's always something. ing a proposed budget of .$6$ a and according to Don Ann alternative plan was million. ' ' - "."' Phase II allows for the addi 'a1MTI' tion of a number of science 1 laboratories and the conver-¬ ...... , . - ...... - . . --.w.-- . -. . ' - ' " ...... - ' . > ...... , ...... - . " '" '' - " ' __ . ' , . . ,, of '- - . " . _.. sion existing labs - ' '-0-- - fr, .. into "'--- . . _ - -- . . _ - " + ..__ ' general purpose classrooms. . j . ' 'r' , - , ' s a Fes Approximately 72,000, square , feet of electrically heated , air I -1- a. conditioned and properly ven- . Q ! 1 wR !7 T . ''f k '4' w will be . space added. ! ) tilated ' F a ji Other capital budget , - allowances $ , . are

. $175,000 . . . . . allot . . . . i µ ., ...... ,..,. ... p ...... " . . " F. , ' : . ' : >- : w , . ' ' . . , ' , ted for ofoficcice and classroom , \ :' furnishings , behavorial ( Photo by John Bednar ) testing equipment , computers at $ 1 0 . 6 millionIn i 11 ion , withwit h A humanities building , $4$ - .... ,. " . . .. - " . 106 ...... ' . " " - - a " . " _ _ _ < . . " and > modern language - ; . . . . " . < . . . " > , - - , . . > .w - " - ¬ < . - > " " _ . O ---0 . . ' ' "' . . ., . .. - . .. " . - $ , , ' - - _ ...... ' .> $100,000 allotted for the pur- million and a new addition to . - laboratolaboratoryy for the renovated . " " - . . ' - " . . - ' . ' " ' '- chase of six to eight acres of the administration building , : ' . . ;. ' ' . ... . "" . . ; : ...... _ - - - - - $ , - . - " - - - - Byerly Hall $150,000 for new - - - land that is available for sale $ . million , are the two pro furnishings and up to date 275 next to the campus.. The land jects slotted for 1987-88.- . The printing , duplicating , copying would be used for University humanities building would and word processing equip- expansion and to provide a provide 52,500, square feet of Stollenwerk , Director of the sent to the state suggesting ment for the Central Services link betbetweenween the campus and instructional space to the " - Physical Plant , is "basically Myers could be renovated Facility , a building currently - . , in Brookwood , a 500-student English , foreign languagel llguage and " ; ! obsolete. . stead of replaced , but , said being renovated and residence hall apartment com- philosophy departments. . , $ , Specific problems with the Stollenwerk that job would $295,000 providing for the ¬ - plex owned by Student Lodg- In 1988-89 , $3.5$ . million is building , said Stollenwerk , - cost in excess of one million development of a comprehen-¬ in ing Inc.. requested for a new addition clude a very old heating dollars.. sive plan for parking lots , Also planned for that year to Pucillo Gymnasium and continued on page 6 Lintner Attends English Conference Eckert Appointed UP BY FRED SCHENCK- for University Advancement Staff Writer A Millersville University which was delivered during Education major in English President Joseph A.. Caputo ment was created by the ¬ - senior recently attended the the Literature and Arts sesses-- with a concentration in JourJour announced the appointment Millersville Univ.. administra-¬ 1984 conference for the SIonsion.. nalism is currently Editor in of Gerald C.. Eckert to the tion in 1982 and in 1983 the " ' English Association of the Lintner said that the stu-¬ Chief of the Snapper.. "Right post of vice president for University's first Annual " " ' - ' Pennsylvania State System dent session was very helpful , now, said Lintner , "I'm spend University advancement on Fund program was initiated.. of Higher Education where and that she appreciated the ing most of my time in class Wednesday , Sept.. 26.. Through gifts to the she received a certificate opportunity to meet other Caputo indicated that Millersville Foundation , the recognizing her as Millersville students and hear their ideas Eckert , previously the direc-¬ Annual Fund , and special ' " ¬ University's "Outstanding about education.. The 12 - R tor of college relations at events , more than $ , . stu $205,000 " English Student" . dent representatives were . 'r Franklin and Marshall Col-¬ was raised.. ' ' R , " , "I'm proud to have been presented with certificates 4 lege was chosen after a six In 1977 Eckert joined ththe chosen to attend the con- recognizing them as the month national search.. Franklin and Marshall staff " ference , said Melissa Lintt-- outstanding English student Eckert will start his new job as associate director of admis- " ' ¬ ner. "I t's and honor to repre- at their respective schools. at MU on Nov.. 5.. sions.. Eckert then became Its " " sent MU.. "Students are nominated in Eckert will supervise fund-- director of the alumni pro- The annual conference , the Spring by the professors raising , public relations , gram in 1979 and in 1982 , he " hosted this year by East in the English department , government relations , and all was named director of college " Stroudsburg University , took said Dr.. Liliana Zancu.. "Then other aspects of university and alumni relations.. . ' place from September 20 to we select the student that we 'a advancement . p " 22 at the Shawnee Inn in the feel deserves to attend the "I am delighted that Mr.. ", t - Pocono Mountains.. conferencecan ference. Eckert is joining us at " ; " " ' The two day conference "We chose Melissa because Millersville , Caputoto said.. : : tijiSIdes i"dei-" - b e " I'n - - t , sSl' - : - " . - " Ilnside--t . ' ' the consisted of papers presented she had been particularly ac "With his appointment , we by outstanding English pro- tive and involved in the hope to develop new sources " ' , , _ , fessors from throughout the English department added of support for Millersville S naDi a ppper: p et fr state school system. There Dr Zancu.. University and strengthen was also a student session This"" was the second year communications with our where Lintner had the oppor-¬ we had a student represen ¬ alumni and with our com- " tunity to meet and exchange tatitativeve from Millersville at- munity , Caputo stated.. INSIDE THE SNAPPER " " ideas with student represen-¬ tend the conference , said Dr.. ( Photo by Jack Leonard ) "Eckert will be responsible " " - Fundamentalists tatives from 12 of the 14 state Zancu.. "We prefer juniors and and working on the Snapper. for planning and implement . , : ' " " - . . See 2 3 schools of higher education. . seniors.. They are better 'l1 definitely want to teach , ing programs to secure in Attacked pages and " " 1 I Comics...... See page 8 "I really enjoyed the papers prepared for involvement in said Lintner. . creased levels of public and " " by , professional . be used to Review of presented the professors conferences. Lintner said she would I private funding to . , that - ' " - - - said Lintner.. "Ir especially According to Dr.. Zancu , degree University , Van Halen's en at like to get a Masters enhance the in " " 1984" ...... SeepageSee page 11 joyed Professor Lawrence tending the conference gives immediately , but believes she cluding the Annual Fund ' Beddison's paper titled the studentst uden r- representativesves will have to teach while which solicits unrestricted an- Marauders " ' ¬ " Trounce' 'Teaching of the Research the chance to see what profes- studying for it.. She said she nual gifts , Caputo said.. ' ' Project' and Charles Patton'sPat tons sional conferences are like.. would like to teach on the col- The' ' post of vice-president- Shippensburg . . . See page 12 " - paper on Stephen Crane" Lintner , a Secondary legele e level.. for universityuniversi ty and advanceadv ance------. -- _. -- - .-

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JOSEPH LINTNER. . Commentary Editor ; ... . I 11. " JACKY MINDECK , Features Editor 1 h Ge.l S ) (a G rr-' .. i! Ij I ! " ll b fJ ALICE BOLTZ , i J ) _ ell Associate Features Editor Back to the Kitchen l' ' , BY BILL . SCOTT SELHEIMER Sports Editor CROCK Founded 1926 ) in CHUCK GORMLEY , Associate Sports Editor Staff) Patriot(

JOANNE MERCER , Photography Editor SCOTT SCSCHOENSTADT , Associate Photography Editor Before you people vote for Mondale and Ferraro in November l KIMBERLYY CLARK , Copy Editor you should cogitate a moment on one important point.. Forget the KELLI , Copy Editor , - - STEPHENS Associate MELISSA LINTNER EditorChief i issues of abortion and taxes and Euro-missiles- and concentrate on , CRIS COLLINGWOOD Associate Editor SUSAN FENSTERMACHER , Advertising Manager the fact that Ferraro is a woman. . You should also remember that if DARRYL LANDIS , Managing Editor FAITH 8TSTATHISA THIS, Associate Advertising Manager ANITA GOGNO , Faculty Advisor Mondale and Ferraro are elected and something should happen to

Fritz , then Ferraro would assume the presidency. . Is a woman ready I ! ' I for that ? Emphatically NO 3 Come , a blind man should be able to see that iqjob of . 1IIIInrt4 on even the. , IInrbr31ud1 President of this great union is a job with awesome responsibility. The stress must be so great that an iron constitution is necessary to j A Far Side . hold this position.. No woman has the strength , stamina , or physical Realityof . reserves to draw on in order to get the job done. Women are fragile BY LINTNER JOSEPH I ) statement with which agree , incidentally , is he they realize it the better. . Women tend to fall Commentary Editor and the sooner apart ? I I labeling advertising evil And all along thought under stress , and that is not a quality want in a President... - - Follow me on advertising was as American as Mom , apple pie , The President is also Commander-in-Chief of the armed forces , a journey into and virginity.. I and that carries with it the responsibility for the most devastating I

! I bigotry and un--- arsenal of nuclear weapons on the face of the earth.. would not feel

1 But is he I Pastor Brothers best when gets : . safe knowing a woman was in charge of the army.. can see it now downright abusive.. For example , he cites ' . John " is such a ; some yellows beliefs. Observe ' "Olive drab boring color let's put and reds Lennon's oft-quoted- statement (usually taken out a shadow world into the uniforms , or maybe a touch of mauve. . . . " . Putting a of ) between the in-in - context about the Beatles being more popular woman's' finger on the button of our nuclear weapons is not a very than Jesus.. To Pastor Brothers , this is irrefutable if terstices of realii-- bright idea either.. Just what would happen she woke up one / evidence for justification of his . But ty where pre- argument. he morning with pre-menstrual- syndrome ? Would she take out her - LL- goes further. . He improvises.. He states that Len- anxiety by starting World War III ? judiceJudice and ' " ! " ' non said , "Jesus , you're scum a I've American religious fundamentalism meet.. statement There is also no way a woman would ever be able to reduce the I ' never before heard attributed to Lennon. . think I Here's the story : On a recent Sunday deficit or balance the budget.. Quite the contrary , think the deficit - - I Pastor Brothers would be hard-pressed to night , in search of mindless diversion , was pro would soar to record heights.. Everyone knows that women spend duce proof Lennon said this.. But never mind.. aimlessly switching channels on my television set.. money as if it were going out of style.. And if you think a woman When you're' playing fast and loose with the truth And where better to find mindless diversion than could balance the budget , then you really should watch one try to to justify your pet theory , who cares about such on T.V.. . , either through one of a number of balance her checkbook.. petty details ? assembly-line- sitcoms with assembly-line- Every time I think of this situation I keep bringing to mind one "actors" , " or the usual variegated assortment of specific image.. Indulge me for a moment and picture this scene : ' - fanatical televangelists from Brother Jimmy Lee And if that's not enough , read on.. It gets bet When Ms.. Ferraro gets to the White House , the first thing she wants

: " " Swaggart ( my current favorite Nobody says ter.. In the course of the tape , he calls Robert to do is repaint it a "busier" color.. It goes against my grain to think

Nyoo-nited- States of America quite like he does.. ) Plant , former lead singer for Led Zeppelin , a of all the AmerAmericanican traditions she could break..

" . " ' to that lovable cherub Ernest Angley (Anyone "beautiful , gorgeous pervert. He dismisses One last point to mull over is Ms.. Ferraro's view of the family.. ' ' " - "' " who says that religion and comedy don't mix Prince as a little pervertAndpervert. And he She has stated that she believes in traditional American family ' "good . ) . all rock " , sissy , . is hasn't seen Reverend Angley in action. But to labels musicians "feminine values. Tell me this , Gerry-if that what you believe , then why I - " ' my dismay , it looked as if had tuned in too late homosexual , drug-eating perverts.. Besides vent-- didn't you take your husband's' surname ? to catch either of these entertainers. . Heavens.. ing_ a barrage of repressed anger , Pastor It all boils down to the fact that women are not ready for the I - Had missed Brother Swaggart assailing Brothers reveals himself to be anti-woman and pressure or the responsibility of the presidency. . So before you cast - astrology while citing the significance of© f solar anti-gay.. your vote for "Wally" and Gerry"" you should take a second or two eclipses occurring every time a major event and think over the consequences. . transpired in Israel ? Had I missed seeing ' Reverend Angley bowling them over with the And that's not all.. He massacres the English " " - POWER flowing through his hand to the forehead language ( pronouncing "elite" as E-LIGHT , for ) of his victim ? Never mind if the power occa-¬ example , and admits to his belief in the power of sionally failed and Angley had to push the television : "All" you have to do is know a little " faithful follower backward with a heave and a ho ; history and watch a little T.V.T.. V.. to know about the EDITORial he had enough people fooled enough of the time American Indian.. He cites the beat of music as into believing he can cure all manner of ailments the significant brainwashing element (doesn't' Ronald Reagan's' preoccupation with image and his habit of from broken eardrums to hemorrhoids that he religious music also have a beat ? ) . And he says prettying upp the truth have reached proportions which would ( ' ) is B. was able to maintain a weekly hit series.. Heretic I'm not kidding rock music what nailed Jesus have made Cecil . DeMille wince..

I I ¬ the cross that am , however , remain steadfastly uncon- to and caused Moses to break the he can cure even a mild case of post tablets on which the Ten Commandments were First , there was the third vinced that bombing of Americans in Beirut. inscribed.. t I nasal drip.. But enough.. S.in.cSince thee first time lasts year , Reagan has " - . . been "taking respon I in - " There was , shuddering near-despair , when sibility and promising that security measures would be I stumbled across a preacher in the Swaggart--- tightened.. These are interesting beliefs , to say the least.. Angley mold who was hitherto unbeknownst to I'm' not certain how he arrived at such startling

me.. Imagine my delight when he began blasting I conclusions , but do know one thing : This line of For Ronald Reagan to take responsibility for these bombings evil of - , , away at that modern-day evils rock music " " ( I ) is is "thinking" use the term quite loosely simply an empty gesture. . His policies are certainly -¬ itt corrupter of minds of world responsi naming the the . or is dangerous. Whether not rock music godless ble for the situation , but it is also his responsibility to find out youth.. - and Communist-inspired is issue.. What is who is in not the charge of security measures and to replace that irir-¬ "What's" ' wrong with rock music ? " he asked - the issue is that Pastor Brothers , via his vitriolic responsible individual with someone who will do the job.. And searchingly.. To which he emphatically replied messages is further alienating those people his remark comparing the lack of security with remodeling a kit- "Everything" ! " Gee , as well as whiz.. A purveyor of already alienated by the bankrupt spiritual values chen demonstrates again how lightly he takes the deaths of Truth.. A man of insight.. He even offered a free of fundamentalism.. He is a of himself , in . parody Americans Beirut. With a smile and a clever remark , he tape.. I decided to watch.. but a dangerous parody.. If his is the message of sweeps it all under the rug and steps over the rubble.. During the course of the broadcast , Pastor Flet-¬ Christian tolerance and understanding , then put cher A.. Brothers, as he called himself , railed inin-- on the latest Van Halen . And it . album. crank up. his cessantly and mercilessly against the wickedness While he had mind on remodeling , though , he decided that something had to be - of rock music , deeming it , in a curious mixture of done about those awful people sleep in jingoistic anti-Communist- rhetoric and fire-- ing on heating grates Washington. . These are the people the ' ' ! " - " ' and-brimstone- style preaching , godless , . : Reagan administration's "trickle-down" theory hasn't trickled Ilin . ld'. I .III1 , I down to.. These are the Communist-inspired- , and downright depraved.. ' people conveniently let out of economic _ . ' : I - recovery statistics. . These are the people who have lost couldn't resist watched the entire show atten Fuzsr , , their ' I I MY FOOD , . . jobs used up their unemployment benefits , tively. ordered the tape. was not disappointed.. p.. aren't getting ' SIAM % . . . " - welfare and have no place . As Rock music , Pastor Brothers points out , is writ-: \ to go. winter comes on , these 1 11 ( , / ii Ir . people have taken to ten by the devil himself , published in Hell , and 0 sleeping on grates above the Washington , . : i , _ ; ' Efr rA. ._- D.C.. . . . I _ subways. sung by all the devil's angels. Of course , knew

( ! that a certain segment of rock musicians were not IIN1 E4 MY I ?

I I $ 4I5p8IL I Y'' A is . exactly talented , but never suspected the entire Admittedly , this not a pretty sight. But , to alleviate this BENEFrr . . . ' I ugliness , the Reagan administrationion didn't build more shelters , sordid truth about which Pastor Brothers iii { ° ¬ they offer these financial help.. They built enclos enlightened me.. He links rock music directly to i 0 ti . nor did people - _ c Communism , saying they ( the faceless , but -¬ H - ed structures over the grates so that these poor people could no ubi " ThE i G- I quitous "they"" " ) had traced the finances of 25 4 MY BED , longer sleep on them for warmth. . Instead of finding a way to = . ra rock groups directly to Communist organizations. . bring the homeless in , they built another structure to shut them ...... ' He further believes that rock bands are "master" - out.. \ " ( ) f - minded" note the connotations if© that buzz ' face on.. He continues to paint a . And smiling shines _. , - . . Reagan's word ) and advertised like GM cars.. . ' .' r on. .'j . . . for the of the United States and the world. ' ..: 1 rosy picture people if . .. Now , you have problems with . ... . I'm not sure (. - : ' go , he's always got a clever remark or a I When things wrong of this , . First , by linking rock music any but do. , fast , pretty solution.. to Communism and to Satan , is he saying Satan is - a Communist ? If so , does that make God a ' ' : But , is ti( Reagan's view of the world like Dorian Gray's portrait. ..

? Second , if Pastor is ' -" Brothers decrying . capitalist "TO ' . S1V ? . ' Hof..I. F t'.M'. M 6L - :,- 5 RUcruR'eS efecrepERfC aJ &BY GSA TO kEEf' HOMELESS SL-ifPINC-PWG- Behind the curtain , behind the image , is a crumbling , decaying IK - it is like ( HEAttMG& GRATES IN! : ) . . - \ \ :: rock music because marketed cars a ON VJAf4if4CrroO* & , DC --N---N6YOS--NEW51(1rM\'vs' ITEM( reality. . How long before the portrait is revealed ? , . . . " I . I 1 . . ) . I ' . . . ' . . . , . , . , , . ( ) ; ) I I < TOBHR( T ( I3ER 100 , 1981) Hi THE SNAPPER' Page Three HasT T GodT 1 BeenIT* Raped? 1Y KIRK HUMMEt.

' Or' in other words , has organized religion in A few years ago my friend had been staying America violated the spiritual imperatives of God on his uncles&' farm , For the first few days, he had&

asa$ well asa$ the socasocial integrity which (Christian been very bored> His relatives did little else than ¬ ethics purport to uphold ? This question just hap work , em , sleep , go to church , and talk' wttfi eachch pened to popQP into my mind during church 1st$$ other. But afterft 3 few more days , my friend fell , Sunday. And being a thoughtful person , \ im ¬ into this routine and cameme to enjoy their lifestyle. I " , _____ mediately said to myself , "No , God hash not been AtA this point he realized that instead of being " , - violated This answer satisfied me for severseveral deprived , hish1 relatives were blessed. They lived a , until , , iWO my life , Iff - minutes that demon Doubt crept comfortable tragedy struck > the church mind and caused me to reconsider my answer, community would' be there to hdp* And their ; And so I went to visit$ my friend , the philosopher , system of beliefs allowed them to deal& effectively' Stop CrockiRS with the hope that he could help me in my quest with the rgarigors of the world about them- Inn short , , I hi & - for a satisfactory answer But when asked him his reavesrelatives were he&ithy * happy , adjusted , DearJ ) ear(' Editor( : my' question , he merely ignored me and started& and of strong moral character , I ( ( ( ) ' . Bill Crock_ whoever( ' the coward( is is worth that much doubt that n ' rambling on about an event which had recently Wss the Utopian state brought about solely by gets worse( each . This' time he anyone would be) upset over this week , happened to him. HbHt story went l&e& this.thi * . hard work andrtd good food? No,., their church had ( ' ' t k . Mr.. has the n'r\.enerve\ . to0 attackatt a our great issue to begin with. Crock says " was watching television the other day , Sun ¬ a large' role to play in their development. Their military system. . IsI s he some} kind of that the( Pentagon knows what. it is I I I day , m fact. The program that viewed was the system of religion was highly effective , itt pinko) ( ) Commie( or something?' Where\ doing. Iff such is the case , then why " "' ' ! ( ) , Fred Hokum . The Reverend wawas$ prepared them to face world in positive way would we be.' withoutwit hout all of our brave) does defense spending attribute to so Rev show & the a ' ' < ? ?? ' . , soldiers and especially' ) ththq.: generals ? much of the national debt The fact truly' prophetic The most inspiring point of the by reinforcing a just ethical code andrd providing a is that too' many people simply acac--¬ show was when Rev , Fred got down on his knees high level of spiritual envelopment, cept. answers( ; on the authority of andn d wept openly' . He wept because Godcd had At thisth , my friend the philosopher asked : pint HisI { is column is supposed( to be' others nndnd believe these answers to given him a mesamessage which wwas soo overwhelming mem to leave so that he could get some sleep , 1 . \Well\ , what givesgi ves him the right satire ht be facts.. ' - that theth good Reverend simply couldn't contain lefteft Later that night , the storiestone my friend rtsd to the' officials in the ' - attack Pen As for Mr.. Crock's logic on spend ' I can recallr & Rev. '$ words , even now , Tiffs is told me finally began to make sense to me, The . ( Fred tagon? We\\ need all of the weapons ing ( and many may rejoice that he it what he said : TV preacher religious relatives we can get ahold of in order to ) and the that is in the Pentagon , if Soviets not in the I ' ) ' " of Lord is flowing through mei worst andnd the keepk ( ep those Communist warmongers spend $10$ on something that is The power the is represented the bestsystemsbest systems that ' in Russia in their proper place.. 1 can feel it raging through my . Oh , religion hasha to offer , 1 realized my question \ worth $10$ , then why should we body that ' oAnd what the Cubans ? If we ! '? , ? "' ? "'' \ about spend. ten times' as much? That BROTHERS AND SISTERS cann you feel Him "HHas God been raped has no simple yes or no ' spent ' - weren'tveren 1 weapon-rich , they would > ¬ ! would put us $90$ in the' hole. Ob HALLELUJAH Can YOU feel Him ? answer. There is only' & large gray area in which march their strong army into Florida ! viously , we need to do more than Yes, Yes , PRAISE THE LORD" chanted the we must flounder with only our own principles to immediately. And the. next step " " "outspend the Ruskies" in order to Crowd, guide: MS to ann understanding of theth religions s . How he would be Millersville. would . freedom. . ' assure " & the Lord ; through me He comes to which surround us. This understanding must be () he Feel like to go to a school where wasn't And in speaking of great ' this you He paused , then shouted GLORY" TO reached if we are& to avoid theth danger of unwit-¬ allowed to print) his garbage ? / , country what happened to freedom 1 1 !: i . ! GOD ! see visions$ , see * ye$ see , a preacher " tingly following a path of, evil To do , we ' - yet & this of speech ? Mr.. Crock's closingcl n&& otfmRvfflcolumii w ctess dwe/jt/ phiphy . the hphy surely " are great among the great. If ' ; , ' - - : - ing this country however it seems - - ' to ff fcwerew , Fir me&m& amid -cfecuste me the cost of a screwdriver is $300$ crowd. , iscutn dck then to be there are better ways of * that } - ,- ,- ' ' it must be a very good one with " ru 8ow,5now, saa-aee a name, ifit $ * " this was an doing so shooting anyone who And$ | / , ' than 1 1 - - . its excellent warranty. They Reverend fell h anclnd tarted to . wouldn't does not share the same view as you wiwtfrewher the to nee startedto - waste our money.. weep then he whisperedhisGlory" too GxL<5od ; the ; . / ' n rne is Reverend HokHokumtm !" Any comments , Mr.. Crock ? preachers name ted ' / " , "' tbeth Lora Zangari "Hakum * Hokum Hokunn. touted / ' There are too many Bill Crocks in $ & - crowdx The gloriouskdou , sightht filled my eye as$ hun / this country. . If more people would dreds of lnspfred - worshippers Came forth with ' back this country instead of ¬ \ inspired - attack their g\fa of money. It was beautiful* And it feels . - ing it constantly in all sorts of man - - Since you' brought up the subject , I good to know that there are still$ people' arotndarou- d- ner, we would not have things like " " do have a few comments.. First, to "A like Rev. Fred- to take carere of us lesser folk , We ' ' the Middle East or any Communists. . " Concerned Group " " / " of Students" I need . Whatever happened to "My Country , neecflt"it j " would like to point out just who the ' ) ' " My t&kin& , nd for a long . Right Or \Wrong?? friend stopped talking then snd cowards( are.. My name is on what' I I while silence reigned over his apartment. was ' ' . ( wnte You) pansies cantcan 't say the I ) shocked at his story. Butut whether was shocked att . InI n conclusion , I would like to same. Look() at yourselves before you .J say the ' obvious untruth or at itsts Inherent ' fr/ , ' ¬ story's \ / that if the Snapper continues' to take call me a coward. As for your ques- stors( 4 I { ' ' plausibility , cannot say.. For no sooner had t , : " / 'My-' Co an-- this kind of view then maybe it tion What happened to COWl ' , " from hisht verbal bombardment& thanth he ____ should be put out of business and a try: Right or Wrong will tell you.. It recovered ! ' more Patriotic paper started8t in its went out the door along with started$ speaking again , 1 don't remember his. ex ¬ . ______- place.. We need MORE support for tolerance for .you liberals.. It should act:t words, but the essence of the tale went " "' President Reagan and the brave men now read "My!vIy country : Right . something like th in the Pentagon.. We need all PERIOD. . to stop . ------of the Communists of the world as As for you , Miss}. Zangari, you are

well as silence . obviously very ( ¬ - their secret lovers. a confused person if me.. The man if you can surprising not handle this tremendous respon- will approach them and ask them , to This is a country of freedom lovers , - ) . you do not know the difference be call him that was an acquaintance. sibility that has been dumped on pick up after themselves. . The two , . ' not weak silly liberals. If President . , . " tween patriotism and hypocrisy. them obviously against their will. I most common responses are Its"I t's not . . .. Reagan gets in again , he should , " " " ' By the way it is SNAPPER policy " know is a very difficult task to ...... ! . ¬ How can Huyett simply say , "If a it mine anandd" you It makesmak es no dif1-- bomb the Russians every rom now' on not to print any letters with Ifrom person does not realize she is being remove from the table those things ference to them that the bouncer atomic bomb we have.. to the editor that are not signed.. If you put down and I myself often raped , I would assume she is - spent the past half hour watwatching( hing you are too chicken to want' your consent ing to it ? " need assistance because the burden them create their mess , it still just name in print then sign your name of such a responsibility is so great.. If appears , as if by magic.. A Concerned Group of Students and ask the editor to withhold' it.. I am one of those "self-thinking"" - " you require assistance in removing P.S.. . : We plan to comment on Bill BC. . , ' women he describes. . Yet , I did not your napkins , salad bowls , glasses Crock's garbage every week.. We will and half-eaten- food from the center How you people ever got also start commenting on other consent to the act or realize what into , . ' I of the tables please ask. There are is beyond me.. you don't pieces in the Snapper which are happened until could tell about it school If I Response ( ) quite a few students who work in the Rape . I the intelligence to remove your wrong and hope in this way we can about 20 minutes later Had have in his dining hall serving your food , that is mess from the tables , then how do bring you liberal bleeding hearts to Dear Editor : believed what Huyett has set , is to spend a ' , I from even their job their job not you ever make through classes? . - I'm writing in response to Rodney mind would be suffering it see the light of Christ and the Pen cleaning slop you ' ¬ half hour up the tagon and freedom-loving- people Huyett's letter to the editor In the more guilt than what is now trou- leave all over the tables.. Wander in . bling me.. everywhere. . October 3rd issue. ' at 1:15: andlookand look at the expressions I , I can't . Since am a new student local news on the faces of the student and full The dining hall workers are not the tell how overly ambitious One last question : Does Huyett acac--¬ ' time workers.. ItsI t's a mixture of shock only people disgusteddisgu ted with your in- A Crock has been about rape coverage. . tually think every "aggressive" friend"" and disgust.. You people who eat in fantile behavior , your fellow However , I do know Huyett could " " : will take an assertive "no" for an ¬ Dear Editor Lyle are a bunch of pigs , and obob-- students are as well.. Before submit- " never understand a truly accurate ? ' - , answer Why don't we all start deal ( ' The article entitled "No Matter viously proud of it , I'm not speaking ting this letter I talked to a lot of " definition of rape.. Neither can there ? What the Cost , written by Bill ing with reality - to to everyone here , the people this let people who agree with me , nobody Crock be enough information presented Name Withheld demonstrates more hypocrisy ter, is directed toward( know who they likes to eat at a table full of dirty the public.. than patriotism. Some of the points ) . a -¬ , , 1 - are Last year there was new posi dishes melted butter and jello and I am a rape victim.. While en ' which he so bluntly stated are in , . 1 tion created in Lyle a back bouncer pudding sculptures. Since you don't dured the horrible experience, did At Lyle need of rebuttal.. . , " ' ! " was added the job of a back bouncer care about those people who work for not think , Oh no ! I'm being) raped Assuming that the screwdriver , , Dear Editor! : is to babysit to keep an eye on the you in the dining hall show a little Instead , I was trying to convince purchased by the Defense ) -¬ ' Depart : who for who . . mass of incompetent children compassion those sit at myself nothing like that was taking It's 1:00 on a TuesdTuesday.1Y afternoon I ment is indeed worth $300$ , seems ' it - am sitting in Lyle Dining HallIIall look- don't know enough to pick up after table , after you have created your place.. While concentrating on get to. be an awfully high price: for one to . , j , ¬ ing at a lot of empty tables , well at themselves. When the back bouncer disgusting juvenileuvenile irresponsible ting away , my mind pushed the acac-- for his own . charge safety. Perhaps ( , notices a group of people leaving a messS.. < ' . s are empty the ( ) . of the fact away. least the seatsats in tual acceptanceaLC ptall 'e the dealer has more mind than his . ' I table with their trays , but neglecting Name Withheld LJ , word tabletops are disgusting. \What\ ' Upon. pon finding a friend the ::! . ::! ' nations security It the screwdriver " < ' ¬ they (' , he or she ( , the garbage dump " , ' ii , don't understandulld( rstnnd( is how peoplep 'ople left tape' came( ' tim' out of in'my' own uioutmouth can-

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I ' - -- it . kind of opera , where the bad guy wins ------love too. It's my soap momentarily but the good guy prevails in the end.. It gives\/ me a chance to laugh when I see a performer miss his punch by a mile , or

, Wrestling , , fly fifteen feet min the air see the Superfly jimmy Snuka literally come' down and butt heads with his opponent , and watch them ' I ' " " ; I . both walk away afterwards. . know it's not "real" and don't care. it like anyanythinghing else the TV brings you , like the _ - Reality Why not just accept - With ' ' - t - fantasticf lnta tic videos of Music Television ? Do you sit and say they're not f real ? Of course not.. My heroes in the World Wrestling federation BY CHRISTOPHER JACHIMOWICZ " " -I-- never professed belonging to the ranks of "real" sports.. And we all Just the Facts The buzzing fluorescent lights cast a glare over the otherwise know there will never be a WWF Hall of F(1mnF ( mn Rut until something ' ' I " ' :, dark Spectrum floor.. Inn the center of the glare has been placed a with all the excitement , drama , and "vioiciiuvioiti : of'of or: WWF comes : Dear Editor ' - I : , inm small roped-off square ring.. A man in a velvety black tuxedo stands along , andnd the rest of the dorm will spend the eveningevenin rJ I am a sports fan , and I just. have ' ' in of , a microphone poised in his hand.. He " " professional wrestling.. . . . the of oneOn (' thing. to say about the Snappers the center ring "squared circle" is AssociateAssoe atp Sports Editor , Chuck begins to talk into the microphone but drowned out by the ; iormley( . cacophony of the sellout crowd.. As a lull in the noise occurs , his last lie' should learn to get his facts sentence is heard : "And" in this corner , now making his way to the

straight. . First. off , none of the races , Hulk ring , the World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion An Invitation were' mathematically decided until ! " - - Hogan . The Spectrum erupts with noise as a three-hundred- the' beginning of the second week of - - - - - The Snapper seeks commentaries from Millersville eighty-pound plus , six-feet , nine-inch , blonde-haired , blue-eyed September(' . And if Chuck would have'. monster of a man storms down a police-protected- aisleway towards faculty and staff.. Articles should be designed to , he would have noticed checked that - . His , a meager two-hundred fifty pound wimp , a problem.. Submissions the San Diego Padres did falter the the ring. opponent stimulate awareness of . , is his , ¬ ( - cringes in his corner. The Hulkster as he known to fans steps , last. month of the season , not play should be typed double spaced and should not exex-- - - ) three-foot-high rope , his shirt from his back and . in . is over the top tears ing .500 ball September It just ceed 1000 words.. Please include your name and him.. Within that nobody played any better.. gestures to his opponent that the same can be done to . ' telephone number or extension. The'[ 'he most glaring error was when the next fifteen minutes , the screaming never stops as the two men " " he said "the Kansas City Royals have in the "squared" circle" proceed to slam each other to the floor , the dubious distinction of having the elbow each other in the ribs , and bounce each other off the four corcor--¬ worst record to ever make the ner turnbuckles.. The screaming never stops in a certain dorm lobby " ' playoffs.. Doesn't he remember the ' either where twenty-five- otherwise calm students , myself included , THE DEVILS THINKTANK Miracle Mets of 1969 , or was that take in another session of WWF Championship Wrestling.. before his time ? The N.Y.N.. Y.. Mets of The World Wrestling Federation performs in such places as 1969 have a record of 82-80- , whereas Garden , Boston Civic Arena , the Capitol Center , , . . - . Madison Square LA TER K. C. Royals are 8478. ' - . 1 . it a sell-out. What is so just want to say , check your and the Hershey Arena. Everywhere goes it's ! a . tickets to facts. before they go into print spectacular that a television promotion would offer four . WWF ? A of Beedie Tim S. Hodge PhilliesPhil lies game or only two tickets to a match source pure grub entertainment that appeals to young and old alike.. BY TOM FETHE AND If you have never been enlightened about this rapidly growing CHRIS CUNNINGHAM - spectator sport , allow me to enlighten you.. Two men , usually dress ' like , with . Dr.. Divine ed in tights , trunks , and leather boots and sporting names These are the weekly planning sessions two of Satan's demons. " ¬ - "Tito" Santana , " "Iron" Mike Sharp , " and "Big" John Stud , are plac- Dargon , the trainer , is a seasoned veteran , and Beedlegrub is an entry- Dear Editor : " " ed in a twenty-foot-square- - "ring" and attempt to pin each other to level executive.. Doktir Divine falls off the lofty ' ¬ " ' the mat.. Wait , more.. They may attempt to place their oppo- "Beedlegrub , you must never forget that our job as servants of there's . mountain in last week's Snapper.. Mr.. I ' . They may bite , eye " " is to all Nomad decides that he has had nent on the floor by any means necessary. "His Darkness" do that we can to prevent the students here ¬ , elbow smash , even their opponent to an un- from following their , "Lord" of Light.. " enough of Tanya , and wants to get gouge reduce un- true Creator the ' I I . , fans as " " , . this girl out of his hair , so he writes conscious mass. Some of the real sadists known to "bad "I'm doing the best can boss even tried disguising myself as " I Dr.. Divine for some advice.. What he guys , carry concealed weapons , use foreign objects and perform a political candidate , but no one would believe a word said.. Are " gets is a Dr.. Divine who suggests the few "illegal" moves.. " Some of the "good" guys , " usually being there any other tricks of the trade you can tell me ? " " I ' that Mr.. Nomad should use reverse beaten to a pulp by the "bad guys , dart and fly around the ring "Today" will share with you my secret weapon.. It's my favorite psychology on Tanya.. This is - " this ad performing seemingly impossible feats of agility and flexibility. . word.. . ' vice for simpletons. I am assuming " " " " " " ¬ Most fans display the fervor of spectators at a championship "Let me guess , Dargon.. Is it "grief, "despair , or maybe "tor- actually real , / that this situation is I " "real"" " sport.. say "real"" because most skeptics will tell you that ment"" ? is supposed to help and the advice - ' that 380-pound man on the TV screen isn't really inflicting bodily "No" , those are good , but this is even better.. Listen closely. . Do solve the stated problem. I cannot , the in hall ice see how Nomad would decide to harm to the supposedly unconscious opponent on the mat that you see that girl Gordinier dining sitting down to her ' / " " I ' If " / " hound this girl in the same manner moves are "fake" . Well , certainly hope they're faking.. one of cream sundae ? She's thinking , "I really should go on a dietdiet./ater.. . later. . in that he has been hounded by her.. those monsters flew across the ring and really landed on my head That guy over Burrowes watching the Cubs march to the world / I I " ' " ' Suppose , for a moment , that Tanya and neck , doubt would return for another match.. No matter how series is thinking , get some exerciselater. . . . There's another ' " ' takes this to mean that Nomad has skeptical you care to be , you aren't going to tell me that Hulk guy walking over to see his girlfriend saying to himself , get / . now ? ' - ' " flipped his cortex for her. What Hogan's 24-inch pythons ( biceps ) aren't for real.. By the way , if the working on that term paperpaper..later.. . Iater. . - More Dr.. Divine? I hope not.. I per Hulkster seems familiar , perhaps you saw him wrestle Sylvester "But" Dargon , how will one word help us to persuade people to

sonally think a more mature . ' Stallone in Rocky III.. reject true faith in the Competition's "Prince" of Peace"" ? response was in order.. I feel a more ' - ' I'm not saying that America should ditch baseball for Champion "It's" simple my boy.. If you can convince people to put off appropriate response would be a visit I ship as a national . As a of fact , even , a . . . a - Wrestling sport. matter until..later before making genuine commitment to Him while to the on-campus psychologist where ' Nomad and Tanya would let their follower of the event for nearly eleven years , would not dare say they are here in college , it's very unlikely they will change after they this is close a . , it . " respective feelings be known.. The that type of wrestling even to being sport. However graduate. " ' " therapist would then point out that cannot be disputed that the participants are athletic , and that the "But won't they wise up as the end of their lives approaches ? I " in his/her/ opinion this is not a mutual event itself is entertaining.. All right , will be the first to admit that "Not very likely.. When a person procrastinates about doing ' infatuation , and explain this to some of the guys (and gals ) who enter the ring are not in the best what's right , they develop moral callouses , much like the calloused " is I " " ' Tanya that she probably just physical shape. . But may point out that a few of the "real" sports hands of a cook handling hot pans day after day.. He doesn't notice wasting her time.. Tanya would have ' have athletes that aren't exactly Charles Atlases.. Powerlifters have the heat.. The longer they resist the call of the Competition , the a hard time in doubting Nomad's' been bulky at times ; so are some of those men who play on the line fainter His voice will become to them.. " , sincerity. . I think this is a far better ' " in pro football.. But can of those men move their pound " it.. . . " ' - any 300 And then before they know solution than Dr.. Divine's sugges " ' forms across a ring 20 feet wide , bounce off a rope , dive over a "That's right Beedlegrub , before they know it , judgment day will tion.. There is a possibility that the " " ' stopped opponent , grab him by the waist and pull both his weight be here , and the "Lord of Light" will condemn them to our abode.. Dr.'s) . advice may work , but chances ' ? All is are that Tanya would be greatly and the opponent's weight to the mat for a pin the wrestlers , He says He coming like a thief in the night.. No one knows when.. - - " " humiliated , and Nomad guilty and out-of-shape as well as physically fit , must be agile , quick and Hopefully "Later" means never for them.. Until next week may the - exhausted from mirroring this love- strong.. They may not really hurt each other , but when the Hulkster power of darkness be with you.. " ' struck girl.. Keep the humor in the presses his opponent over his head it's not done with wires.. If you 1 comics.. personally think that this still think the WWF is for wimps and woosies , it might interest you to eye for an eye> approach is ridiculous , know that such wimps as Ken Potera , an Olympic Powerlifting Gold and that this Doktir Divine go fic- ' Medal winner , wrestles in the WWF.. You tell him he's a wimp.. tion , or consult a psychologist for ! ' ACMO How can such violence be entertaining ? Ah Don't you proftprofessional> ssional advice on the Snapper remember ? This is all fake.. Sure they may feign violence , but is it column.. " " Name Withheld any worse than rugby , or a football game , or other "real" sports ? ' ? So why shouldn't Championship Wrestling have fans Believe me , desiresdesi res ' I've seen them all : elderly folk wearing "Iron" Mike"" forearm guards , middle-aged- folk yelling obscenities at the Iron Shiek , ! LETTER POLICY teenagers chanting "U.S.A." . . . , U.S.A.. . . " when Sargeant Slaughter steps into the ring and youngsters scampering up to Ivan Putski-just- 1.. ) director ' ' to touch him or get an autograph.. Don't tell me they don't love it.. . ) The' ' SNAPPER welcomes let- 2. technical director ters from students on all sub- 3.. ) choreographer jects.. Letters should be kept to Welcome MU Students about 200 words.. The SNAPPER to reserves ththe( right to edit letters for clarity of thought and for St.. Paul Lutheran Church for the 1985 musical " length. . All letters must be signed 222 W.. George St.. " " by the author , but the name may "Music Man" be. ' withheld.. Letters should be Pastor : DavidDavid Fisher brought to the SNAPPER office Interviews will be in the

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chbishop Monsignor Oscar Romero's' advisorad visor on . . " " Ecumenism and Human-

> : . Concerns prior . . If.., . . itarian -I'-: ' to his assassination in 1981.. She also directed the beginn-¬ ings of the first refugee

k centers inside El Salvador. . Wolff Leigh(' Gardner John. Cauffman Craig Merrill Kristen Currently , she is the United in the Student Council since the office of President in both States coordinator for } - . I , Michele Gross -I . I n my my junior and senior years. Merrill Medapaz and ecumenical Highigh In - Craig Junior ' - - - ! am very anxious to get organization providing Hi My name is Michele sophomore year of high in ' ¬ Hi , I'm Craig Merrill. . This support for Gross and I am a freshman at school , I was Class Represen- volved in the Student Senate technical at is my first year at Millersville economic survival to Third . Millersville University and Millersville University. . I tative.t.ati ve. InI n both my Junior and - - University , and I am a World countries. . She also graduated from Conestoga Senior years , I was class of have the ability to com - - / . represents the Unity Valley Highl-J igh School where I ficer and Vice President of municate with students and major Commit Historyt1 ' ' t.. Although North Jerseyersey is tee for Salvadoran Women was an elementary Spanish both classes.. This year laInI am devote to necessary timenlc to - - government affairs.. where I call home , I am - ( UMS ) and the Unity Com teacher , a peer counselor and the SecretarySecn tary for Dorms) Ac student cur - . T 1-1 . a member of the National tivities Council of 'Tanger' Leigh. igh Gardner rently living in Landes Hallall mittee of Salvadoran Trade - ( ) - 1 I In High School , I Unionists CUS . Honor Society.. In my church , Hall. feel that would be a par in - I was president of both my good representative of our ticipated Student Govern ment , and was president my Sunday school and youth class , not only because of past John Cauffman ' junior and senior years , ex-¬ Marta is an ordained ¬ group.. experience , but because I'm ex- Bap- perience which I feel will be tist minister , a graduate of As an elementary education willing to get involved , listen John Cauffman , a 1984 - instrumental if I am elected Eastern Baptist Seminary in majormaj or , I believe that being to new ideas and try my best honors graduate for Spring- - to the Student Senate.. I feel Philadelphia. . While studying elected to the Student Senate to succeed.. So please vote for Ford Area High School is run ' . . , ¬ the Senate's main goal is to in the U.S. she has worked would help further develop me , Kristen Wolff , on Thurs- ning for Student Senate , also.. provide a rapport between the with Puerto Rican , Chicano , my leadership qualities which day , October 11 , 1984.. A member of the National faculty , and and Black farmworkers in I will to Honor Society , on the drama administration have demonstrate in - ¬ students , which is vital to the New Jersey and Penn the school environment.. I feel organization , the Interna- community atmosphere of sylvania , developing an that I can be a representative tional Thespian Society , he , , educational and of the student body and a Leigh Gardner was awarded of the thirty or MU and for this reason I social center for the migrant . voice for students who would so Academic Fitness Awards wish to be part of the Student community. sent to his high school by Senate.. not normally be heard.. As a Political Science major President Reagan. . ' who has served an internship Benevides' lecture tour is A participant on the golf Kristin Wolff in RepresentativeRepresen t ati ve Fred sponsored by the Third WorldWorId and track teams , he also ¬ ' Noye's' office of the 86th serv- El Women's Project of the - Being involved in my class ed as a sports medicine Salvadoran In District , I have gained some stitute for Policy Studies in and school has always been an trainer for the football team.. ' valuable leadership and to Speak Washington , D.C.. . Her visit to activity that I've enjoyed.. He had roles in his senior organizational experience.. the Lancaster area is spon-¬ When I came to Millersville play - My duties included helping class and all-school El Salvadoran Marta sored by Lancaster Citizens this year , I knew that I musical. . " constituents with their re¬- Benevides will speak on "The for Peace with Justice in Cen-¬ wanted to run for Student At Millersville , he is a com- " quests , clerical work , and acac--¬ U.S.. . Role in El Salvador" in a tral American. . United Cam¬ Senate.. My name is Kristen puter science major , while - companying Representative at speech at Millersville ¬ pus Ministry is hosting her Wolff and I would like to be a tending weekly Campus Univer- , - NoyeN aye to the House of sity Wednesday , October 10 Millersville lecture which is RepresentativeR e pre s e n tat i ve- of0 f the Crusade for Christ meetings.. Representatives in Har--- at 4:00: p.m.. . open to the public without Freshman class in ¬ the Stu- His interests include drama - ' risburg.. In high school , I held Benevides served as Ar charge.. dent Senate.. I've always been and baseball.. TheUniversityThe University Activities Board Invites Millersville University Students To Enter. Its First AIR BAND COMPETITION Map

1 Thurs.Nov.. , . 29 , 8-11- p.m.. . Lyte Auditorium

1 GRAND PRIZE : A Trip To Fort Lauderdale

AIR BAND RULES AIR BAND ENTRY FORM e . . . r . . . . . r . . . r ...... r ...... r . r r . r r . . r . . r . r ...... 1.. Five members to a band - there may be more members but only five are eligi- . m e ble to win.. : ; GROUP REPRESENTATIVE _ _ 2.. Must play two songs - if other students are performing the same group , the ; ; group whose entry form was first received will have the choice of which : - COLLEGE ADDRESS __ PHONE. ______songs to play NO two groups may play the same songs.. . - _ 1 ; . $ . , , ______. . _ 3. An entry fee of $10.00 must be paid to Mary Fisher Room 112, SMC when NAME OF BAND ______n ___ turning in the entry form.. Last day for entries is Friday, October 26 , 1984.. A - ; maximum of 25 entries will be taken.. .. SOSONGSNGS TO BE PLAYEDPLAVED 1)) __ . ______._ _ _ _

2)) ------r 4.. The Grand Prize will be a Spring Break '85$ Fort Lauderdale trip for each (up) : ------: ) . ; - ;. to 5) members of the winning band. Other prizes will be awarded to 2nd and . - 3rd place finishers.. r DATE ______. ______ENTRY FEE RECEIVED ? ______: I .p 5.. Songs must be taped on cassette with a slight pause between songs.. Gen- : . eralerallightinglighting and sound will be provided.. . . : II . . . r . . .rrrr...... Y.. . r ...... r . . . . r ...... r r . . . r .'. 6.. Participants will be notified of their playing time and are expected to be ( Clip and Enter ) present 15 minutesminu s beforehand..

. , 1.. - ' ( ) ( . ( ) : I * Pant1 tgc Six THKSNAPPI'RTI IL SNAPPER X.TOBER: 10.o . 198 ..-. - --- . Council Submits Request MU Hosts SSHE Conference - Eckert continuedc '(} nt nUN/ from page) 1 Millersville University wiwill] ] sylvania.. He has been in " ' $975,000$97f$ > , OOO is requested for the "Priorities should reflect our confirmed( ! from page 1 host the annual conference of residence at IEL since expansion and rehabilitation greatest needs , and to some " State System of Higher September 1983 conducting , , they do.. However , "I feel fortunate to have of parking roads and extent Education ( SSHE ) academic research on the increasing colcol--¬ walkways. . A $9$ million dor-¬ they also reflect the Gover-¬ this opportunity at this stage vice ' ' " presidents and deans laboration between higher , $5$ he's of , mitory million dining hall nor's priority and what my professional career - . , " Wednesday Friday , Oct. education business and the and $ , and willing to fund.. We have to said.. "Millersville is ] - $600,000 expansion Eckert 17-19.7 -19.. public schools.. of look only to our needs bu highly regarded as a leader in - renovation Beimsderfer not butt Hodgkinson had been presi-¬ Stadium are included in the to what has the most oppor-¬ the Commonwealth universi-¬ " Dr.. Keith Lovin , provost dent of the National Training - . . I 1989-90 budget request. tunity to be funded. ty system and believe Dr.. and vice presidentpre sid en t for Laboratories from 1979 to Priority for the budget is a Caputo said the construc¬ Caputo has laid ¬ ' - the founda- academic affairs , will preside 1983.. Before that he served as joint decision between the tion of a new facility , such as tion for the University to during plenary sessions that executive director of the - University and the state , a replacement for Myers Hall , move ahead in this decade.. I ' begin at 9 a.m.. . Thursday and American Management although not so much a -¬ is the Governor's lowest ' deci Friday.. Chancellor James Mc-- Associations' Professional In- sion of the as . The' is much administration priority. state Cormick will welcome the stitute.. they would like.. Dr.. Joseph more likely to fund the group and Vice Chancellor In 1975 President Ford ¬ welcome the opportunity to Caputo , University Presi- rehabilitation of an existing " Mary Hanna will deliver an named him director of the N a-- " be part of that movement. . Na dent , said , "We are basically structure , which Caputo ' - address during Thursday's tional Institute of Education , told by Harrisburg how much thinks is a likely possibility Eckert was director of ad missions and financial aid and session , while Dr.. HaroldH ] an agency with more than 350 we can request as compared for Myers this year.. Another - fellow , and an ' " director of college guidance at Hodgkinson senior staff annual budgett of year's budget.. The he tolast example cited is for 70 million dollars.. ' Albany Acadamy and St.. Institute Educational figure set by the state does Millersville's request for a ( ) College in Leadership IEL , The recipient of many na-¬ , John - not include any changes due new dormitory , which has Fisher na , D.C.. . - will be ' Rochester , N.Y.N.. Y.. He earned a Washington the tional distinguished awards to salary or tuition increases , topped the school's list for featured speaker on Friday.. - masters degree in education in education , Dr.. Hodgkinson or projected increases in fixed several years , but is repeated ' " " from the State University of received a bachelor's degree costs.. ly "kicked back" by the state.. - - New York at Albany in 1971.. An expert on demo at the University of Min The administration decides He expressed high hopes - ' ' , . Hodgkin- , ¬ graphics Dr. nesota a master's at on its priority based on rere-- for this year's budget, ' " " son's topic is "Demographics Wesleyan University and a quests made by the depart- however.. "I think realistically " " ' and Higher Education" with doctorate at Howard Univer¬ . Caputo , "We we'll - ments. said are if we get several million - ' - Eckert is active in the particular reference to Penn sity.. receiving input from the do very well , and I'm op-- " Council for Advancement and various constituents as to tomistic that we will.. what their needs are and as Support of Education the administration we The state is expected to ( CASE ) , and is on the District " ' CASE board of directors.. prioritize that.. He added , release it's decision next July.. Bodybuilding Is Not Weekly Wrap-up- Just For Men - All is reported quiet today House has now passed sidering a measure to raise at the Maryland Penitentary another short-term- measure the government's' borrowing DON'T' MISS THE 1984 in Baltimore , the scene of to keep the government - power.. One of the main at several outbreaks of violence operating temporarily tachments called for a Lancaster County & Central Penn Saturday , Oct.. 6.. through Tuesday , Oct.. 9 , that mutually verifiable nuclear Prison officials say one cor-¬ goes to the Senate.. weapons freeze with the rectional officer was killed Soviet Union - but that was and three others wounded Senators have been con- turned down.. ' during a string of assaults Womens Bodybuilding with homemade knives.. ' The dead guard was iden-- NINO's NEW YORK STYLE ChampionshipsCh am ionships ified as 39-year- old Herman

" : noulson Junior.. Corrections fficials say the incidents ococ--¬ PIZZA SHOPPE curred in the south wing , a . , Oct.. 13 , : . . segregated area reserved for and Sat 7:30 p.m. inmates with disciplinary - General Admission - $ ' - pro $7 , Students IDs/ -$4$$4 blems.. IT Visitation rights at the ITALIAN Lyte Auditorium prison were cancelled today while officers searched the RESTAURANTRESTRE AAURANT south wing for weapons and Sponsored By 11 Manor Ave , Millersville , Pa.. other contraband.. Toulson is believed to be For fast service , call ahead 872-4511- The U.A.B.. . . the first guard killed on duty in the history of the state prison system.. A guard who MUM U Students was stabbed in the side and STUDENT RUSH 1/2/ PRICE TICKETS ! back , year37 - - Willie - Show Tickets $5$ one half . Newkirk , is listed in 1984-85 hour before performance time. satisfacotry condition this ( If available ) ' - . . morning at Baltimore's shock- ID Card No reservations accepted. . trauma center.. and get 10100/0%/ off 414 ' , ItI t isn't the first time he any purchase lashed out against the Mafia , but on Oct.. 7 Pope John Paul I Offer good for month of Oct tacked it by name.. During a speech in southern Italy to- day he said the church would The only place in the Millersville stand in the front row in the 'area serving : All kinds of Pizza, fightt against organized crime. ' whole or by the slice, in both thin (roundJround) or thick (squareJsquare) style.. The' ' world court is about to ALSO: Stromboli , steaks, subs, meatball, . ' ' . I render a decision in the legal ' fight between Nicaragua and sausage sandwiches the U.S.. . Tomorrow' it will decide if it has jurisdiction DINNERS : lasagna, Ravioli, manicotti, . . over the claimcla ln by the San-- spaghetti S S'' dinista government that the . - ALL 11 AM 11 PM S. U.S.. . is waging an armed at SERVED FROM to tack against Nicaragua.. ON OUR SPECIAL HOMEMADE BREAD

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I ( Doktir ) - - -J v ' . l- :.. - it . \ " .. v °Jr- 'I! ' 0 ( ' ! "r.- , I. I. f \: ' . ' ot questions to Doktir Divine //1 . . ) \9' ) t \ \ ) , ? I , 'l 'l SJ' t2 , , : Dear Doktir Divine / c/o / . t _ do The Snapper Features yyif ' . ( , . ' . My roommate is having serious problems this semester , and Desk by noon on Thursday.. t0 " - ±: " , ' W \ ", ,, .. > ", -lY\e.\ . c.o-1. - .. \ ( . . . :. " , .; ' ! , . ° . We 1t . ' cc \ VJt, po.ft.f"'Ptn.d' t ) needs help desperately.. I don't want to hurt him by saying he t Su P roar. needs help , but he does.. The problem stems from his abuse of s - alcohol. . Evervtime I see him he is either drinking shots or I -- - - - guzzlingzzling beer.. His problem is when he is _ _ that he only drinks ' - depressed and doesn't seem to realize that alcohol only com¬ plicates things even more.. ' ' I have tried to talk to him but he won't respond.. He's my ' Quote best friend and I don't want to see him ruin his life, what can I of the Week do ? " shown an \1 Dear Concerned , Concerned "Walter Mondale has finally. Alcoholism is a disease must be taken seriously. . Maybe ability to go for the jugular vein.. The bad that " your roommate will not respond to you because you are his news is , he goes for his own.. o - ' best friend and he does not want to admit what a mess he has Mary McGroarty ANDANDdTHEQTHINCjSTotCTWEE . THINGS To 1'HINHINK A8DUr! gotten himself into.. Why don't' you casually suggest he see a counselor in Dutch-- er Hall about his depression. . Your roommate might admit his drinking problem to a counselor who can advise him on get- ting his feet on the ground D-- _ - Dear Docktir Divine , My roommate went home for the weekend and her gorgeous boyfriend ( drunk ) came to our room.. He started coming on to ' me and wouldn't leave.. We ended up making out a little.. Lately Karen has been raving about what a great guy Jack is and is becoming very serious about him.. I feel guilty about what hap- : \ " \ . \ : , THOSE ' ' pened and have no intentions of ever letting it happen again.. I S Fat ! I REAL ' ' DCAL-vvw; iTf-t- DR..UL1S... ( avoid Jack as much as possible , but he's in our room all the WHo CANT. DEALoEALWITH- ' time.. He makes passes at me behind Karen's back and I also Il ' know he's been out with other girls.. What should I do ? __ .

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it'-- , - ' ; ; . Page Nine TilETHl-SNAPPI'.RTI tI SN1PSNAPPERPF.R. OFOOCTOBHR( ) ( ( ) i112 10, 19819H.j* ------Homecoming KALEIDOSCOPE Events A theater production , a marching) units. , the proces' -¬ rock concert , a colorful parade sinnsion will begin at 10 am. . , and a variety of sporting moving from Cottage. Ave;\ ve. - events highlight the enter onto North George St.. south y , . WEDNESDAY OCT. 10 ANNOUNCEMENTS tainment schedule for to the Student Memorial - 6:30-7:30: - : : . . Club in the p.m. The English meets CONCERT CHOIR AT UNITED Homecoming Weekend at Center.. -- - Bassler Hall Meeting Hall.. METHODISTMETl-IODI) T - A - " $ Millersville University Fri Homecoming reunion : - " ' '' 7:307 30 p.m.. . CAC presents film "Red . College , the River The Cedar Crest Concert Choir day through Sunday , Oct.. dinner dance , featuring music - in SMC All-Purpose . is of , will - ' the Room Admission under the direction Charles McAnall 12-14.. of the 50's , will highlight Free.. a concert of ' present sacred and secular music The weekend activitiesacti vi ties get Saturday evening's events.. - 8 p.m.. . CAC presents the Pittsburgh on , 24 . 4 . . : Sunday October at p.m. at the First under way Friday at 8 p.m.. . in The begins 6:30 . . ' " dinner al6aOat pm OpE : of "Cosi , . . , Chamber Operara Theatre's production United Methodist Church 121 N. George St. in , " the Rafters Theater with the the Treadway Resort Inn Fan Tutti" in Lyte Auditorium. Admission is Millersville. . The program will consist of Citamard Players production Route 30 and the Oregon Free with ID , $8$ general.. music by Palestrina, , Gibbons , , " " Pitoni and of "Ladies in Retirement .. Pike , Lancaster.. Music will be - 9 p.m.. . The Campus Ministry meets Bach , with several selections by a United small Performances also will be held provided by the Four NotesN ntcs. - . group.. They will perform - at the Potter House Madrigal singers Saturday and Sunday at the TicketsTi' , priced at $13$ per per - 9 . . Village presents Young folk songs , - p.m. The several American and spirituals same time.. General admission son , may be reserved by " " call . ( - Rumblers. and conclude with "Matchmaker" from Fid tickets priced at $3.50$ . , will be ing the MUM U alumni office at " " Y.. OCT.. 11 ), ( THURSDAY dler on the Roof/ "Everybody Rejoice" from available at the door.. Ad- 872-3352.- . : - . 4 p.m.. . 'The Philosophy Club meets in the The Wi ?), and other pop songs.. vance reservations may be Sports on Saturday include ¬ all , - Sherts Board Room of Biemesderfer ExEx-- First Church invites University faculty made by calling - . the five-mile- Homecoming " 8723233. At . , ecutive Center. The topic will be "Organized students parents and friends to attend this 9 p.m.. . Friday a concert by ( open to public ) ¬ " the run the spon- Religion.. concert.. five-piece- Alan Mann Band sored by the Kappa Beta 4 p.m.. . - The Millersville Christian Fellowship will be presented in Lyte Fraternity and the MU , - . meets weekly in the SMC Room 129-130. Auditorium.. The' Philadelphia HomecomingHomeco ning Committee . The - 5 p.m.. . The Outing Club meets weekly in GRADUATE STUDIES ANNIVERSARY based organization plays run begins promptly at 9 . - Roddy 236. LUNCHEON much of its music in the pat a.m.. . in front of the Student ' 7 . . - . . - , , - p.m. p.m. The International Folk Faculty staff graduate alumni and cur tern of Bruce Springsteen , Memorial Center. ( Registra- Dancers meet in Byerly gyrn.. rently enrolled graduate students are invited lately leaning toward new tion forms are available by " 8 . . - - , - p.m. Citamard presents "Ladies in Retire to a luncheon reception on Saturday October wave and ska.. General calling 872-7494)- ) . A football " ad ment" in Rafters Theater , Dutcher Hall.. 13 to celebrate the 25th anniversary of mission tickets are priced at game between MU and - 9 p.m.. . The Village presents Scot Star and graduate studies at Millersville University.. $2$ and may be purchased at Bloomsburg University will . Quentin Jones. Sponsored by the Office of Graduate Studies , the Student Memorial Center get underway at 1:30: p.m.. . in . 12 : : FRIDAYY , OCT. the luncheon will be held from 11:30 to 1:00 in or , if available , prior to the Biemesderfer Stadium.. The ¬ Last Day to withdraw from a course with a the Sherts Board Room of Biemesderfer ExEx-- performance. . Call 872-3512- annual cider pour will follow I WP/WF./ . ecutive Center.. For further information , call for information.. the game on the lawn near

" , e) - " " the Office of Graduate Studies extension ' 8 p.m.. . UABUAB presents the movie "Arthur" in Saturday's events include Biemesderfer Executive . - 3099. Center.. the SMC All-Purpose Room.. Admission is an open house from 9 a.m.. . to Also on Saturday , the 1984 free with ID , 75 cents without.. 12 noon for all MU graduates " - INTERNATIONAL FOLK DANCE CLUB county and Central 9 p.. m.. - Citamard presents "Ladies in Retire ' Lancaster ! ! at Alumni House where coffee ' " Live from Los Angeles Nancy MacMillan Penn Women's Bodybuilding ment" in the Rafters Theatre , Dutcher Hall.. and donuts will be served and will be teaching Israeli Folk Dances when the Championships will be held in 9 p.m.. . - UAB presents The' Alan Mann Band a cafeteria style lunch which International Folk Dance Club meets on Lyte Auditorium at 7:30: p.m.. . in Lyte Auditorium.. Admission is $2$ for MU will be available , at a nominal ' Thursday , October 11 in Byerly gym from General admission to the students , $3$ general admission.. Tickets are cost , to all attending alumni 7 - . . All - - p.m. are welcome to attend begin ..championships. , sponsored by available in the SMC Gameroom. . 10 . - i in Gordinier Hall. MU classes - ' - ners encouraged no partner or experience is the MU Activities Board is $7$ 9 p.m.. . The Village presents The' Men , follow of 1954 , 1959 , 1964 , 1969 , necessary.. and will be available ed by The Press Club. 1978 and 1979 are planning tickets at the door.. non courses begin Oct.. during . credit SENIOR CREDENTIALS PACKETS reunions the day. 22 - Have you registered with the Career Plan ' The theme of this year's The annual MU Art Facul-¬ , ? , look at SATURDAYOCTOBER13SATURDAY OCTOBER 13 ning and Placement Center yet If not - - Saturday morning Homecom ty Exhibit also is being held Homecoming events all day.. what you are missing - workshops for resume " ' ing parade is 50's - Elvis , during the weekend in Ganser : - 7:30 p.m.. . UAB presents the 1984 Lancaster writing , interview techniques , job search and - " ' Greasers and Hot-Rodders. . Library Gallery.. The public is County and Central PA Women's many others.. In addition , recruiter - sign Featuring bands , floats and welcome without charge.. Bodybuilding Championships in Lyte are in full swing , with Shared Medical and Auditorium.. Admission is $4$ with ID , $7$ GPU , to name a few , having full schedules.. --- general admission. . Tickets are available in Registration puts you on the mailing list for the SMC Gameroom. . Pipeline, a newsletter which lists job vacan-¬ - " - 8 p.m.. . Citamard presents "Ladies in Retire cies , recruiter visiting schedules , and other " ment" in the Rafters Theatre , Dutcher Hall.. pertinent information.. The CPPC also has a - " " 8 p.m.. . UABU AB presents the movie "Stripes" in referral service.. If you want information on - the SMC All-Purpose Room.. Admission is how to register for all of these services , pick free with ID , 75 cents without.. up a credentials packet at the CPPC in - 9 p.m.. . The Village presents The Press Club.. Franklin House.. See what your $10$ can get BY 10 p.m.. . - a.m.. . - RSA presents a ROCK WITH for you today.. DENNIS SHOEMAKER DOC dance in Gordonier Dining Hall.. Admis-¬ ' ! - sion is free with 50's attire , 50 cents without.. RELAXATION MAZE Homecoming is here One family has been stewing and brew ' Enjoy a sensory awareness and relaxation ing , waiting for its arrival.. They're a bunch of actors with. stage ' ' " " . ' , SUNDAYY , OCT.. 14 experience , a totally natural "high , on names because they're on TV a lot. There's Bud Weiser Miller - - " , 10 from 1-4 p.m.. . in Hylife , dog Busch.. 8 pm. . UABUAB presents the movie "Animal Wednesday October Ann Heiser and her " , . , her dog , , House" in - . - Dutcher Hall ground floor. For information Last year at Homecoming Ann Heiser and Busch the SMC All-Purpose Room. Ad " . a room for night in one of the dorms.. "Sorry , mission is free with ID , and 75 cents without.. call x3122. tried to get the " - " pets are , 8 p.m.. . Citamard presents "Ladies in Retire- not permitted in the residence halls said the friendly - " Residence Hall Director.. So , Busch had to leave.. Ann was ment" in Rafters Theatre , Dutcher Hall. STRESS MANAGEMENT THROUGH ask RELAXARELAXATIONTION ed to leave also because she was wearing glass slippers which A one-hour- workshop to help you get your made far too much noise when she walked through the halls.. MONDAYY , OCT.. 15 anxiety under control and realize the benefits Ann soon joined her brother Bud at an apartment in of knowing how to relax will be held Tuesday , Brookwood where things were pretty well in full swing.. There 4 p.m.. . - The biology department sponsors a 16 , 4-5- . . Hall , ground was about 30 other people there , the music was playing , and seminar on "Small" Mammal Communities in October p.m. at Dutcher " floor.. For information call x3122.. everybody was relating with Bud.. It was amazing, he was Temperate North American Forests" in Rod- ' everywhere} ! Mostly , Bud was on the floor , since he's a short dy, Room 235.. - . ' STUDY SKILLS : NOTE-TAKING guy and is always getting knocked down. - ' ' . 9 p.m.. . The Village presents The Sharks " " " - " Wednesday , October 10 in SMC 109 , Mr.. "Where , wondered Ann and Bud , "is Miller Hylife ? Poor ' Edward Plank , Director of Reading and Miller wasn't having such a good time.. ItI t seems he was at a TUESDAYY , OCT.. 16 Study skills , will show you how to take more party in Cottage Place and decided to go for a walk with a girl ' thorough and efficient notes.. This' activity he just met.. Since it was warm at the party , Miller had taken ' ' . . - is sponsored by the Center for Human off his shirt to cool down.. They hadn't gone more than a block 4 p.m. A slide presentation on Nicaragua is ' ' - given by Renee Toback of MU's economics Growth and Development , Dutcher) Hall. For when the girl was arrested.. She wasn't aware that it is illegal to - . be in a public of Millersville with a Miller with no top on.. dept.. in McComsey Hall Room 108.. information call x3122. area - Miller resolved to introduce the police officer to his cousin 7 p.m.. . The George St.. Carnival meets in IJ ) ls , who people sick to stomach. . B 104.. UPGRADING URBAN EDUCATION Jack DanielsDani makes most their Basslerssler ' - . - Anyway , Homecoming 1984.. Enjoy it but be very careful 8 p.m.. . Campus Crusade for Christ holds a All freshman Ed. Majors are invited to at it's . Felowship in I , Room tend a meeting to learn how you can combine out there. Christian Myers\ Hall ' " - 'The to weeks question , "What fruit is 208.. classes and early field experiences in inner- answer last trivia ' ' " ' ? . 9 . . - city schools through Upgrading Urban tripleSec made from is Oranges. p.m. The International Relations Club ' . , ''T : Although bourbon is the base for meets in SMC 108-109.- . Education. The meeting will be held Monday TRIVIA QUESTION 7 . . . ' , is to like? . . - . October 15 at p.m. in SMC. Southern ComfortCorn fort what fruit it flavored taste 9 p.m.? VillageVilla 7e presents The . Q.. The resents . Sharks. - - 9..Jm. r - - T T r - T -

I. "' ". ' ' . } ' ; OCTOBER( ) ( ; ( ) ER 10 , 1981 Page' ; Ten THETI II SNAPPER CTf jho's'9s Who .. Who in New .. Faculty.. o's .. " " " - ' . , teaching this semester an Massachusetts , she added.. According to Rickelman he when he "can afford it" play BY FAYKFA YE HILTKBKITKI' ' ? ' ' , am( . D.. in Reading , . Business Organization When finished his ing or taking up the ' ,. Baker finds spare PhDPh the piano Staff. t (J If[ WntcrWrit (' Management , Strategic< time fromfro In the rigor ofo Education from Georgia in challenge( ' of chess.. PhotosPhot o by Karl Silvius ; Management , and Organiza teaching and conducting 1983.. Although he grew up in - tional Theory.. Haldemar research , she remarked that Ohio , Rickelman finds that he What's' new here at MU ? remarked that he likes th( she likes to play classic enjoys the Lancaster area New freshman , new books , " A new additionaddi tion to the M U . ' students of MU "hecausE guitar , enjoys reading , very much When he is away new looks , andand..yes.let's. . .yes.let'syes. , . . lets. ' ' ' ' Psychology Department is they're willing to participate.. especially Tolkein's' o ) from teaching , Rickelman ! Lord off not forget those new profs I Mr.. Dale Dagenbach) , who will ' Inn his spare time , he said thai the Rings , or dabbles in the said that he runs or works on Phis[ year there are many new " be teaching General he likes to play the guitar making of wine "like many his home computer system.. idditions to theth faculty staff hip " Psychology courses as well as run , or spend time with hi other Bio profs. InI n the Speech and Drama . it Millersville University. - Developmental Psychology at family.. Like manyIn any - Department , the new instruc Due to the rapid expansion fitness- both the graduate and in . , who - Also new the business tor is Ms. Gussie Simon ) f the business administra- undergraduate levels.. In addi-¬ department is Dr.. Hosseir will be teaching General . , , ion. department many of the tion he added that he plans to Azani , who will be teaching , Speech , Communication to - permanent appointments ' - co-teach a course called The Strategic Management Theory , and Group Discus MUM U have occurred in this , Psychology of Reading.. , I ing . - ticularly backpacking.. He . One of . Administration. In addi ad change of season. her " h - , ''I ' - , , , > - ded he also likes to go - . , that > tion he he for in , being , stated that obtain reasons Penn ' .: " " 4> , , ' ed his Ph.D.. . in Engineering "birding" to study birds.. sylvania is the importance of \ __ . , . Even though Nolan was - ' Administration in May 1984. being near cultural Y\ } important . ( , , . " , ' F, ,< - , ; , ; ,. , Originally from Iran , Azani raised in Chicago and has centers.. She said she finds the " i ; . ,,. - he never before lived in Penn . said that came to the Lancaster area less touched Mr Dale Dachenbach. , Psychology United States in 1977.. Since sylvania , he said he likes the by problem associated James Voulopos , Business the then he said that he had been Lancaster area.. According to with cities.. presently finishing his doc- According to VouloposV , he Nolan , he received both his Michigan is a graduate of Penn State teaching graduate courses at Although she did teach at toral degree from ¬ and , and continued his education George Washington Universi- Bachelors Masters Ohio State and University of State where he also received of . ¬ - ty for five years and also degrees at the University West Florida , Simon added his Masters degree. Dagen- at Indiana University in In - . Illinois.. In 1977 Nolan com diana where he obtained his taught at Strayer College. He that she was employed as a bach mentioned that his area masters degree while remarked that he finds the pleted his doctorate at the private public relations con- of interest in the field of students here to be en- University of Chicago , after sultant , designing brochures Psychology in teaching there.. Although centers . he does which he said that he held a . ¬ . VouloposV said that he enjoyed thusiastic. Altho for organizations. For relaxa- Cognitive Psychology. In his spend most of his time with temporary Post-Doctoral- tion Simon remarked that she spare time he said he enjoys , he teaching he remarked that ¬ ' his family , Azani added that position at Stanford Universi- likes to collect antiques and either reading , painting , or didn't like Indiana State ; he also enjoys reading and ty.. As part of his teaching curios which she hopes to exex--¬ running. . therefore , he moved back to . . . career , he remarked he the Lancaster area and joined swimming. that hibit at some time in the Dr.. Katherine Baker , spent five years at Iowa State future.. She also finds the the MU staff.. VouloposV stated that he likes "the" size"" whose specialty is in - study of culture and how com- of MU because he likes to see microbiology and ecology , munication sustains that In the Music Department .r. < familiar faces in the will be teaching lab sections culture to be of interest to the newest addition is Assis-¬ for Introductory Biology as her.. classroom.. tant Professor N.. Keith well Dr.. , a VouloposV stated that he is as teaching Ronald Umble new Wiley , who will be instructing a graduate of the Manheim Microbiology.. After receiving Associate Professor in the three sections of Music and her Bachelor of Science in Math and Computer Science . Area High School.. Being a Culture. According to Wiley , Biology from Dickinson Col-¬ Department , will be teaching native Lancaster resident , he he will be conducting the lege in 1973 , Baker said she I said that he enjoys attending Calculus and Linear Symphonic Band , as well as the numerous craft shows fulfilled her doctoral rere--¬ Algebra this semester.. Since being the faculty director for quirements in Microbiology _ to characteristic of this Penn- Umble prefers teach the Jazz Ensemble , a position ¬ and Ecology at the - sA ¬ - Universi S mathematics rather than sylvania Dutch county. . In ad 55 which has been totally stu- of . , - ty Delaware in 1980. . , computer science he said that . dition to this interest , he add Dr. Michael Nolan Physics dent directed in the past. In At the conclusion of her this was the majormaj or reason he ed he enjoys travelling , . addition Wiley said that he that formal education Baker added University. This semester Millersville from . switched to teaches trumpet lessons.. playing softball , and skiing. Nolan will be teaching In- Another important faculty that she resumed her career a small private college , where with a - troductory Physics and he was previously required to addition to the expanding Post-Doctoral Methods of . Mathematical - ¬ Fellowship for one year. To instruct both math and com business program is Dr.. Jef- Physics in addition to labs bring her career to date , she puter science.. frey Haldeman , whose area of said she has been instructing and recitations.. receiving AfterA fter he earned hishi s expertise is the incorporation New in the Elementary and After his Bachelors degree in Music of the behavioral sciences in courses: in Biology at Western - Early Childhood Education Education from Mansfield . - management According to Department is Assistant Pro t State College , Wiley said that , Haldeman he started his fessor Robert J.. Rickelman. . he taught music for three career with a Bachelors Originally from Cleveland , 0 , years in Juniata County. . He degree from Elizabethtown - - 55 . -.1.-('. . : Dr. Rickelman said that he then mentioned that he con < - College in Psychology in 1968 > taught last year at the tinued for a Masters of Music a in Counselling , and Masters " , University of Wisconsin at in Trumpet Performance from

Y Psychology from George Eauclaire and for four years Ball State in Indiana , after Williams College in Illinois.. previously in Pittsburg before which he began working on ¬ He added he continued n , . that teaching here at MU.M U.. In addi- y his doctorate in conducting.. his education for a Ph.D.. . in tion to instructing a course in For the past five years Wiley Organizational Behavior in Beginning Reading , at both remarked that he had been Dr.. Robert J.. Rickelman' an , Education 1983 from Weatherhead Dr.. JeffreyrHaldeman , Business Dickinson the graduate and teaching at State . ¬ ' - School of Management. New England College in Spr- undergraduate levels , Bachelors degree from Tem College in North Dakota.. For two years Haldemar ingfield , Massachusetts for Reading Diagnosis , and ple University , Umble said said that he was an interna the past two years.. One of her Reading for the Culturally that he obtained his Masters Cumn1 U - consultant for Cummingng reasons for choosing MUM is Different , Rickelman men degree from the University of - Originally from Allentown , Engine Company ii that the large size of the tioned that he hopes to even- Virginia two years later.. Ac PAPA , Wiley affirmed he < that JamestownJ , N.Y.N.. Y.. and also Biology department here tually a in cording to UmbleU he finished instruct course likes the beautiful Lancaster consultant to a Quality Work enables her and her students - - doctoral requirements in teacher-instruction of com his - area as well as MMU.U.. He said life Project with Sun Oil Com to conduct more research puter knowledge.. 1983 at the University of

< he was most impressed by the pany in Ohio.. In addition hht than a small school allows , Earning his Bachelor of North Carolina.. " faculty's' interest in the stated that he was a visiting! she said.. Baker likes the fact Arts degree in English UmbleU mentioned that he is " " welfare of students. . In addi-¬ professor" at Franklin am that the students "are open Literature at Ohio Universi-¬ a Lancaster area native who tion to music , Wiley said that Marshall College last year.. about asking questions in ty , Rickelman remarked that grew up in the towns of Gap he ; swimming , (} ll!- h enjoys X . , . heenJ9is., , . swimmingProt. . , . .travel:. Among the courses thai class which is . . Cp . ; & iJ1t gists r different from he also obtained his MEd in and pnesvil.lesville\li&. , . interestst sts \lis ing , and meetingmeeL ng new people.. Haldeman said he will be the students at Reading Supervision at Ohio.. include playing racketball ,

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______. _ _ _ _ Or n _ _ _ _ _ u _ _ Mozart Comic Opera At Lyte Tonight Van Halen in1984in 1984 The Pittsburgh Chamber amorous conquest of each BY JOSEPH. LINTNER ' Commentary( Editor compositional merits of the ly be considered polished Opera Theatre will present a other's loved one.. As the song ) would have been singing , they fit.. They fit the two-act- opera by Wolfgang opera unfolds , the women ' ' Let's face it : The only thing enough to demonstrate his band's thumping , crashing Mozart at Millersville Univer- show signs of weakeniweakeningng and Van Halen has going for it abilities as guitaristic in- style ; they fit between Van sity on Wednesday , Oct.. 10.. this perplexes and dismays ' " " musically is lead guitarist and novator , but he proves the Halen's blaring , searing Entitled "Cosi Fan Tutte , their lovers.. . So : fine.. : " " primary songwriter Eddie same on every cut on the guitar work. But ( "They all do it" ) the perfor- ' ' PCOT was founded in 1978 Van Halen.. And that may be bands latest album , 1984.. Roth's lyrics never climb mance will be presented in a - enough.. Of , lead singer Although Van above the level of a budding MU's' Lyte Auditorium at 8 to provide base of opera course guitarist tions for young American pro- David Lee" Roth , as Halen has gained a grudging adolescent , and perhaps p.m.. . - ' fessional singers. . Mildred outrageous offstage as on , is respect from the pop music that's the point.. But they The story of a dare , the Miller Posvar modeled the the visual focal point of the audience , largely through his communicate nothing.. Not opera centers around two ' ' company after Boris Goldov-- band's stage performances. . solo on Michael Jackson'stJ s that I expect any deep young lovers who accept a bet ' ' " " ' sky's New England Opera But that's showmanship , not "Beat It" and the band's few philosophical insights from that the ladies to whom they ' Theater where she received musicmusicanship.an ship. Eddie Van hit singles , the esence of Van this band , but couldn't we are engaged will not succumb : her early profesional ex- Halen is the musical focal HalenH alen is hard rock , not pop have something more than to infidelity. . Confident that ' " . , . "Got , got , got it - perience. point in a band with the force rock. Listen to the band's it bad it bad the yong women are so made- - ' " and sometimes the finesse , of straight-ahead rocker , bad , I'm hot for teacher ? ly in love with them that they Tickets , priced at $8$ , may " " a herd of stampeding rhinos.. "Panama , with its crashing InI n short , the thing to listen cannot. be tempted , the men be purchased by the general ' - ' Granted , Eddie's brother guitar work and char for in Van Halen is the guitar pretend that they have been public at Millersville's Stu- Alex is an adequate drummer . acteristic screaming work.. And , believe it or not , it called away while in reality dent Memorial Center.. Phone " " " " Note the kkeyy word adequate. vocals.. Or Hot for Teacher , is quite listenable in such they disguise themselves as 872-3512- for more informa- " " But the key word for bassist which has more energy than a songs as "Girl Gone Bad , sheiks and attempt an tion.. - ; Michael Anthony is fifth of adrenalin. . with its fret-burning solo or " " " - " - "mediocre.. More on that in a But despite Eddie Van House of Pain , with its - ' moment. . Halen's polished musical exex--¬ idiosyncratic , spasmodic " It could be said that Eddie hibitions , a few problems rere--¬ rhythms ; or "Drop Dead ' " Domino's Pizza is your VanV an Halen has brought heavy main : First , there is Michael Legs , which owes more than ' 30 minute connection to a ( ¬ metal guitar to a level of Anthony's refusal or inabili- a small debt to Led Zeppelin.. Th hot , delicious pizza.. II Thee ) respectability , except that ty to play anything but the With the release of 1984, Free delivery in 30 minutes heavy metal has never cared most simplistic , pedestrian Eddie VanV an Halen proves he is H ' Hot ! . at or less. Call us for such a term.. Instead , he bass lines. Perhaps he doesn't the rightful heir to Jimmy ' might be considered to have realize there are more ways of Page's heavy metal throne.. Li Our drivers carry Linenene less than proven that heavy metal can playing a bass run than con- Sandwiched between the $10.00.$ . . consist of more than cranking tinuously beating away at the screams , thuds , and crashes up the amp to full volume and root note of a chord.. But alas.. are flashes of virtuosity.. Nowow , 519B Leaman Ave.. . if Van Halen could only find a - banging away with barre Then there is David Lee Roth. 872-9119 ¬ chords.. His solo on the hit Although his scraping , band worthy of his substan- 250 Hbg.. Ave.. " " ' single "Jump" ( screaming vocals can't - tial talent.. Perhaps in 1985.. 295-4500- whatever the exact - " Non-Credit Limited delivery Courses area Copyright 1980 Begin Oct.. 22

" " Millersville University will Tuesdays "Exercise with Class , " - : offer six noncredit recrea-¬ "Financial Planning From the 6:30-7:30: : p.m.. . :1 ' " \ tional and self-enrichment- Investor's Point of View , - \u ¬ 7 : p.m.. . (4( ) ¬ courses for six weeks weeks Classes will not meet R beginn- 9:30 dur- ing Oct.. 22.. ing Thanksgiving recess , Tuesdays and Thursdays - Classes are scheduled once " " Nov.. 21-25.. For further : , , - : : :. "Dancenergy section A 5-6 or twice a week through - course information and /s/ p.m.. . , section B , 6-7 p.m.. . , , , . . , . 7.. , December Fees range from " " - registration materials call "Isshinryu Karate , 7-9 p.m.. . $20$ to $30$ per course.. Offer- the Millersville University \i.o\ ings are as follows : Wednesdays Center for Continuing Educa-¬ " " - - Mondays and Wednesdays "Plaited Basketry , 7-9 p.m.. . tion at 872-3030. . Registration " " "Aerobic Dance , 7-8- p.m.. . Wednesdays and Fridays deadline is Oct.. 15.. _ _ _ un - - - - (Subject -ttttttattt ate - ataat coat- -taaaaa s aa. tara... aaa aaa aaa. aa.aaasa.i._ rr------, 91.9 1 . 7 WIXQ Schedule tto I I I Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday II Free extra thick crust on II ' " Mark Chris Andy Bill Black Dan F I any 16"1 6" large pizza Kevin Steven Free extra . ee . 8.10 . James Watkins 9.11 10-12-. . Contemporary I OneOn coupon per pizza.. I 11.2 . 12.2. 10.12. AOR ADR AOR Christian Expires : / . Wave I thick crust 10/21/84/ I AOR AOR Music I I 11.2. Kevin Swing Rod I I Huyett Maureen Wheels 10-12- King 519B Leaman Ave.. 2.4. . 11-1- . 12.3 Heavy Metal , 2.4 Bill I - I Rasta 872-9119 . Wave Wave ADR Hard Rock Swing Contemporary I Person II 250 Hbg.. Ave.. Christian a 1212-3- 3 , - I Mike Music 295-4500 ReggaeR eggae , Barry IAN Hazlett Zenobia 2.5. t1Wfg H You Know I I 4.6. 3.6. 1.3. 12.3. ADR AOR AOR - I I Lancaster's' ! I-- #N11 Show ______Chris V.. - People" to ______.__ _ __ Doc Loa _ _ and L .. . Wheels - -- _ Chris J AOR People" Wes - Mama Roc 66.9.9 Tom Z.. - Watkins ttaa.-ririaaa.sr-J . - . Dr.. Rita 6.9 3-6 . 47 ADR 36 - ...... 3-63 6 Sm ' ...... AOR SmithsIth' s .e Oldies , . . 0 .0. ADR Happy _ Trivia Talk Show : : : Hour 5.7. FOUR FREE TWO FREE - . . 8 Local - - Johnny Band Bill/ - : : : COKES " Myers COKES . i. Mass Exposure" Andy IAN . 1 ' . . : m- . With 66.9.9 Art 1' 9.12 g . I' . . 6.96 .g 6.96. Wave . . e . Funk , Tom Casella 7.10 . II...... ADR Wave , . . r Wave 9.10. -- Funk . . . Rock - - Mike . ______. . f--_ _"______two Barry Hazlett Receive four free : : Receive free Turn : r Randy . 912. Bill . " . . with any 12"" Mark 9.12 cokes with any 16" cokes . Casella Tracy 123 Wave , Adams . . James Wave , ...... 1012 . Keys . pizza . .; pizza. Metal 9.12. Rock Rock 7.11 Mind . Music ADR 10.1 One coupon . One coupon per . AOR : per pizza. : : pizza. Tom WIXQ Metal Funk . Expires.: 10/21/84/ / . . Expires : 10/21/84/ / Casetta . . Joe Steven turns . 1212.3.3 . . . 12.3. 12.3. Into a . . Wave , Fast , Free Delivery . . Fast , Free Delivery . Metal Ugly Radio Pumpkin . Rock . : 872-9119- : 872-9119- . Phone . . Phone ...... e . CUT ALONG THE LINE r . r ...... HANG UP ON YOUR WALL...... Album . . . Good Or. Rita Oriented Local , : 01' Weekend Starts Smiths' : New Wave Band N Rock here at WIXQ. Fred People" to . . . . " " Funk Exposure ' . . . Roll Dance all Happy "I'm" People" i Metal Tuesdays a : : Night Night Hour Psyched" 5-7- : a Mondays : . . Wednesdays Thursdays Fridays saturdays Sundays . " [ . ' . AOH Album Oriented Rock : 0 : . (IVp) : . , ' . . . I . , . , . . . , . " s . . , - \ . . , . . 1.. . t"" J . 1 . i . ' flj I j . J " I I i. .M . "G " ...... , ' ...... i ...... ' ...... , i . 1 . . . . ' . . . . , ' " I' " , ' . I . ' . , , " r ! t \ . , . , . . . .r " I ' : , ! , _ . ' , } . ' . " . 1 / ' .I, , I I rl ) ' , \ ' , \ /j I' iI. . 41I '. . . ' . . . . . ( . . . t \ . , . . . ' . ' / 1 O , 1984 Page Twelve THE SNAPPER OCTOBER() 10 Act Out Your Fantasies. . . . .Y. - ' ; . BY CATHY WOODSON so are the gangster , gyp - Staff Writer sy , and can-can girl e F.. " Do you want to be Mae costumes , said Priscilla f d i ly a N , P Barden manager of the I , Clark Gable , or a the West , . , . Confederate soldier ? Then , Costume Shop.. ' " The gorilla is k l Millersville University's costume (* f Shop is the place popular because people use ° ' Costume t : to rent your Halloween it as a gag at parties , and a ,u special . as an attraction for r costume ? ' LocatedI in the basement events.. Stores use the costume as a promotional of Tanger Hall , the 3a y e Costume Shop contains figure during sales weeks.. d ' ' . There are rabbit , cat , and <

" animal costumescostUJ lPS to choose < ' ' 4 from. There are also s costumes from sixteen s KT A periods in history including - the Renaissance , the Roar k.. ing Twenties , and the

, . + iAOkYMAd Puritan era. 4alb There are fourteen dif-¬ ferent types of military ( Photo by Joanne Mercer - uniforms and numerous Priscilla Barden , Costume Shop Manager , models Fantasy threads with Marilyn Robbins , Drew Catana andKarenand Karen Mot-- specialty costumes to rent ter.. " from the Costume Shop.. "Costumes can be rented time costumes are rented.. during one of his lectures in . . ' Accessories can also be for $25$ and a $15$ security Clubs or groups on campus a Biology 100 course.. r " rented with certain deposit.. Customers can rent costumes for only $10$ "It would be best if an apap--¬ costumes. . take costumes with them an outfit if the activity is pointment was made ( Photo by Elaine Perch Some people utilize the right away or wait and for a class of profit making before coming to the Dr.. Larry Reinking as Gregor Costume Shop for wedding have them altered to fit.. project.. Costume Shop , especially " ¬ ¬ Mender apparel.. Recently , a young Alterations cost $5$ extra , Professor Larry Reink- this time of year.. Hallo- Besides the present collec-¬ couple were married at a said Ms.. Barden. . ing of the Biology Depart- ween is one of the busiest " ' " tion , the shop also makes Renaissance festival. . They "We are'hopingare hoping to have a ment rented a costume to seasons , Ms.. Barden said.. its own costumes and were attired completely in discount for students and portray Gregor Mendel ( an The Costume Shop is renovates others that are costumes from that period faculty with . . during Austrian monk who exex--¬ open Monday through Fri-¬ ID " Fri donated. . in history.. Riding a horse , the Halloween Week , she perimented with genetics day , 10 . . to 4:30: p.m.. . " am "The gorilla is one of the the bride was led up the ai-- added.. during the nineteenth cen--- The phone number is ) - most requestedre uested costumes , sle bby her fatherf . Halloween is not the only tury . He used his costume 872-3767. .

" " , " in Retirement : " ' ... : ..- Ladies 4 ; . , ri' " A Portrait of Peculiar People fi g , . . ', . . '' ' / . : BY ALICE BOLTZ a short visit. Four months either fools or firebrands , in : a ., Associate Features Editor!' $ d 1L later , the old girls are still in the typical Victorian fashion. k' , Take a 19th century coun-¬ residence.. Their peculiar Mark Heffelfinger blended " a ' try house not far from Lon-¬ habits disrupt Miss Fiske's just the right amount of don ; add four old maids , a nun idyllic country life , and she charm and cunning in Albert ' who cannot envision evil , a finally tells Ellen they've Heffelfinger delivered his " ' - . ,. " got to go. " " ' ' zesty kitchen-girl who lines smoothly developed , , ' " , , , . is and - ' ' , ' !l- " '" T7"' " ' : . ' ' " ¬ , . i'l' .:' , . - . "d " , .;> . , < , . waiting for a man to invite Blough gives a good por- strikingly realistic relation ". } " J ,' ( ) . trayal of a . Photo by Brad Miller her to a better life. Add a generous yet not ships with the other ' the Aunt Louisa ( Roxy Riggleman ) catches her nephew Albert ( Mark Heitell-- rakish , charming , lovable impractical Miss Fiske , but characters , making his role ' inger ) cheating at cribbage.. young man who would , and doesn't quite pull off the ex-- thet catalyst of the action.. does , chorus girl effect which ¬ sions so skillfully with the steal from his own is imim-- Suzannah Vail played the believe.. Balish has a stage ' - , . piercing voice that the relatives and you have the portant to the conflict. native Sister Therese , whose com presence that is at the same . Zeiset , a , bined effect is a very real potential for trouble. citamard veteran role was to serve as reminder time natural and magnetic.. Aunt Louisa.. Trouble brews slowly in does a good job of resisting of the deceased Miss Fiske.. Her smile during curtain call Estuary house.. Leonora Fiske the staccato rhythm of Vail made the best of those ' is a shock , so consistently had ( Gloria Blough ) and her Blough's delivery during the lines which exposed her Balish steals the show as she maintained the scowling housekeeper-companion- Ellen first act , and creates an Aunt female susceptibility to the Aunt Emily. The sisters are face of the imposing Louisa. Creed ( ) Ellen Creed whose . - - ' " " Kris Zeiset are united character adventurous Albert. both off-the-wall , but Emily's "Ladies in Retirement" , . is - by their needs. Leonora , a stable throughout the per Jennifer Balish and Roxy massive physique and directed by students Ka ren ' chorus-girl- , - formance.. - retired needs so Riggleman as Ellen Creed's perpetual scowl belie any no Motter and Melissa Lintner , meone to polish her lovely - Lucy by an is played sisters Emily and Louisa are tion of frailty.. It is Emily who will be presented at 8 p.. m.. , tique tables as well as her ego.. Marybeth Seibert who does a two of the most believable ¬ senses that all is not what Oct.. 11 through 14.. For reser- Ellen , a life-long- remarkable imitation of - specimens provider for Ken of human senility Ellen would have them vations call x3235.. two senile sisters whom shes tish dialect. Seibert is sassy who ever disrupted a peaceful temporarily left behind in enough to be believable as a household. . ' London , needs an income and kitchen girl , yet she doesn't Riggleman as Louisa, is a " / a future home for her make Lucy a tramp or a fool.. slender , bird-like- creature , ' \ " / , of \ children" as she calls the two The arrival the charming frail and screeching.. Her ' \ ' RESIDENT very peculiar sisters.. rascal Albert Feather , whining is somewhat annoy- / ''' The plot developes as the nephew of the Creed sisters , is ing at first , but Rigglebaum \ kindly Miss Fiske allows the instrument by which the manages to combine her STUDENTS Ellen to invite her sisters for females are type-cast- as movements and facial expres-- \ASSOCIATION - --- PRESENTS

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11"" , . 0 , . ' , ; I , I ; ' + ( ) ( ( ) . * - OCFOBKKC'r'IIWRBEH 10. 19819Ri rI age! gl'' Fourteen' ' ' THE SNAPPER Lady Natters Knock Off ShipShi , town- Tang-.. Yuk Leads Lady Harriers BY (VVYN; \\' MnrMUKKAY\ ( Y ' , . Staff. Writer!' 'rih'r" to TriumphTriu mp h ' On Tuesday , October 2 the women's' tennis team defeated , . Shippensburg , the defending Over Juniata Squad - state champions , 3.) - . Going into the doubles , the match BY DAN) CHRIS':,' ready for the important meets. w1. - ; tied 3-3-3 wit h singles < ' was at with " Staff, ( ( / rr WriterVri' ( ( 'r' in November . victories from Kelli Sullivan , ' ' - D ( , ' ' However(' , Yuk is Debbiebbie Bennis and Terri The LadyI lad. v Marauder cross Tang

. . - Whiteside. The Lady country team. showed steady showing definiteYukimprove [ ¬ needed only two already. . Inn Marauders improvement this. past week.. ment the invita- win , Lehigh , - more matches to and did InJ n a - last Tuesday the tional at TangYuk 1 so , sweeping all doubles .1 - finished with a time of 19:11.B : 11.. three teamte lJn defeated Juniata. , 22-3822- 3H , ) - ; tri ] 6-3( -3 . Unfortunately she for overall victory. hut lost to Shippensburg , finished . . ) . . . - ' f 3rd , DoublesDou bles winners were : . This' past. Saturday the 63rd but that means little - , ! Sullivan-Bennis Lisa 20 when you compare her two T 1LJ ' team traveled to Lehigh for . * _ - =- SantucciSantucci-Hallie1-Lallie Oswald , and an invitational in which they times which were separated - Galley.. . Whiteside-Lisa placed 13th out of 15 teams.. by only four seconds. . -/'" On - ,, , , Friday four Millersville , the team The I ,, ,, next 4 :> . , ' , travel ' " Head Coach , . , Keith White '; . " .f'f'' " ' ' i ed to where they - come Kutztown said before the tri-meet , lady harriers to across .. i had a decisive 9-0- victory.. which was held on the line were : Tanya Pina at _ . . . o \ . " ' , . _' " - 'O ' : ( ) --r- n ' 20:08 (96th , Wilson at 20:23: The team is presently Millersville's home course , (102nd( ) , : . . , Andrews at 20:34 . ' . .. .. ,. . undefeated in conference . " '' ''' - -" that the team could handle . . _ ...... ' - ( ) : r' . (108th , and Minnick 20:54 play. Lock Haven and JJuniata , but Shippensburg at ( Photo by Joanne-Mercer ) Bloomsburg will be two tough has one of the toughest teams (115th( ) . The team finished Holly Oswald concentrates on a return in a match with Shippensburg last ¬ 15 matches to be played Wednes- in the conference.. WhiteWhi te 13th out of teams but week.. " day and Friday this week.. knows what he's' talking White felt "it was good to go ¬ Both are home matches.. about.. up against top notch cornpeti-- ' tion because it will help later In Millersville's first " ' in the season.. MU Ruggers Edge Philadelphians- women's cross country home ' - ' - , White was very happy with ' 1\1 - - - meet of year winning The MU\ U Rugby Club upped its 4-3.. MU.. penalty kicks.. Philadelphia took ad the the ' - - ' ' : - Pina's showing.. He also said record to with two come-from- - Later in the half, MU'sM U's Andy Brin-- vantage of some lax play on MU's time of 19:13 went to Ship- 0 ' behind victories over the ton came in off the bench half and drove the ball down for a try pensburg's Kathy Stec.. The he was pleased with the way Philadelphia Rugby Club last Satur- substituting for an injured Joe on a Dave Hernandez run.. The kick first five Millersville runners the team ran but added it - . , a a - . been . day in Philadelphia. Haley to score try on 15 yard failed and the score was 70. MU held finished second , seventh , could have better. Con ' ' Early on the Ville dominated run.. WayneVv''ayne added the kick to off another PRC attempt to score as - and Little tenth , twelfth , and four- sidering the fact that the in kept the ball in scoring position , give MU a 10-3- lead.. PRC the half ended 70.- . but tried to . - vitational had been attended ' teenth. They were respective couldn't score.. PRC got the ball on a come back after a Scmedley Sharp : Nancy 19:31: , predominantly by Division II ' ' In the second half the Marauders ly TangYuk at bad pitch and drove down deep in try , but it was to no avail.. The Ville schools and Millersville was PRC out.. The came Deb Wilson with a time of scoring position . PRC finally got on defense strengthened.. They began to shut Marauders - : : the only Division IIII I I school the board when Don Homer hit a ruck and maul and they shut down back on a yard Quentin Bullard 20:44 , Mary Donlin in 20:53 , , . kick closed : , running White said they penalty kick.. That' ' made the score Philadelphia for the . penalty kick. The the Kris Andrews with 21:10 and rest of the game. " - 7-3.- . . M U 10-7- , . score to Later in the half Bullard Pam Minnick crossed line were "definitely 30. MU had three chances to go for The final score was MU. the " . ., picked up a loose ball and dashed 55 : . overmatched. penalty kicks but team captain Pat InI n the second game the Marauders at 21:53. . yards for another score.. A Bullard - McKowin elected to go for the try. came out like gang busters led by the According to White , Tang This Saturday the team will ' ' conversion kick gave MU a 9-7- lead.. Each time a bad pitch kept the Ville play of Jay Schroeder. . PRC got on Yukyuk ran her best race of the travel to Bucknell to face over M U of from scoring.. PRC took advantage board on a 22 meter MU held PRC for the rest the " ¬ the first penalty year.. "I have had Nancy doing 15 teams in another invita- , 9-7- and kept ball down end of . gave Philadelphia game giving the Marauders a the at their kick. Millersville speed work so she will be tional.. ' ' . the field. The Ville had a final chance plenty of opportunity to score on win. for a try when Bruce Schoenstadt kicked a ball forward but excha e Philadelphia fullback Andy Rizzotto t The U.A.B.. . . Presents kicked the ball out of bounds as the r , half ended with PRC up 30.- . a e / In the second half the Ville' ' started playing like men possessed. . MUM U kept the ballbaU1515 yards from the try line for the first ten minutes.. After 1r - ' numerous line-outs and scrum .a. 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A.. - , , ,, - J\'S-\' "Sir' M' . ( ii JI MEN 3 WUMEM /eJ . - rz;': ' 1 r . Jackie'sac es Oj2 601 Millersville Rd.. Fri. , Oct.. 12 , 9 P.M.. . Beauty \ Salon ; :J Lancaster , Pa.. Haircuts $6.00$ . 112z' Lyte Auditorium < wBloww Blow dry $10.00$ . NO APPOINTMENT Male and female ! students welcome NECESSARY Tickets1'i' ( kets Available In SMAC GameroomGarner oom Closed Monday @ * 511 Leaman Ave.. REDKEN - , - 1 , $$2- MU Students $3-$ General Admission Millersville Center 1 fnt.Int. /\i/\ . iG rPeRM - LCIC R I e M . . 872-2241 - - -- . . . .,.. - -. - - "" . r < ; ) I * : ' OOCTOBKR( ) ( F)13F1( ( 10 , 198JRJ THE. SNAPPER Page Fifteen SPORTS CLIPBOARD Carpenter's' Skills Fancy Footwork* Intercollegiate Calendar Fuel ( , (' 10 Booters ' MU Wednesday October ' ' - - - : Women's Tennis vs. Lock Haven Home 2:30 p.m.. . J , ( 111 BY Thursday October' CHUCK GORMLEY Head Coach Bud Woolley professional soccer tryouts.. ' - - ' ' ' ...... ( . ) ( "; ( ) ; " ' Field Hockey vs. Kutztown Home 3 p.m. /Assoc Sports Editor hasha : ; seen Carpenter excel the "I know I'm going to pursue - - - . . . 4 . . ' ' J.V. Soccer vs. Williamson Home p.m. last three years and noted soccer. I'd like to play for an Friday , October 12 Off to one of its best starts ' he'd be missed after indoor team.. The fans get into ' - - - Women's Tennis vs.. Bloomsburg Home 2:30: p.m.. . in Yfyearsars , the Marauder soccer graduating. . it much more because the ac- Saturday , October 13 - Homecoming squad looks toward the next " ' "He's an outstanding young tion is similar to hockey.. I Football vs.. Bloomsburg - Home - : p.m.. . few weeks with a renewed en- 1:30 man. He has a great awarness think it takes more tactic Soccer at Shippensburg - 11 a.m.. . thusiasm.. TThisis revival is , in ' ' of what's happening on the than playing outside , and it's ' - Men's : . . , due to - ' Cross Country at Ursinus 1:30 p.m. part midfieldermid fielder Brain - ¬ " " field.. He puts 150 percent in harder because it's in a confin- - . . "B . Field Hockey at Gettysburg 10 a.m. Boo00"cCarpenterarpen ter - ' ' to practice and 150 percent in ed space.. But I'll keep playing Women's Cross Country at Bucknell Invitational. . In the past three years , " to games , said Wooley. . as long as I feel I can compete Tuesday , October 16 Carpenter has been the fuel " An Occupational at a level.. ' - - : . Safety certain Women's Tennis vs.. Cheyney Home 2:30 p.m.. that pumps the Marauders.. ' and Hygiene Management A few years down the line , He's led the team in scoring ' major , Carpenter said he'd Carpenter said he would like Announcements every year and was selected like to settle down and get a to coach soccer on a collegiate to the - squad each ' SOFTBALLThet'eSOFTBALL There' will be a mandatory meeting for anyone in- job in his field of interest level.. But for now he's only in- ' season.. ' terested in trying out for the women's Intercollegiate softball All after graduating.. At six feet terested in this team's suc-¬ , ' : Despite his " team to be held Sunday , October 14 at 7:30 in Brooks Hall.. efforts tall and 170 pounds cess.. "I'm satisfied with the however , Carpenter has seen ' Anyone interested in being a manager or scorekeeper is also ' Carpenter has not ruled out years I've had.. This team has the Marauder's teams sleep- " invited to attend.. If you are unable to attend , contact Coach the possibility of attempting to make its own destiny.. walk Donna Eshleman at Ext.. 3405.. through mediocre ' seasons.. All looks -¬ WOMEN'S' BASKETBALL . There will be tryouts for the women's that dif ferent to him now.. , , - " ' a , , . ' 'S , w , . , 14 6-9 . . basketball team to be held on Sunday October from " ' / " < < < " " ' < > . ,'.. ' , is < "This probably the best d " " " ,. . ,. . . . Y+ ' :r" s a ".if ;. : ." p.m.. . in Pucillo Gymnasium.. ' ' " dae \ '* ' " team I've had the opportunity " , Kappa Beta had to work extra hard to earn their victory over " ,< . ¬ to play for up here , he said. Gamma Pi in Intramural Soccer action last week.. The game rere-- " . - "We got as good a shot as "c" , - - ., . . mained tied for both halves and went into a penalty kick over , o z. anybody to take the con- ,y time.. The winning goal was scored by Dave Garner.. Kappa ' ference.. I really feel we can 2 . Beta's goalie Jim Fedena did a marvelous job in the cage; After " . play . : _ . with anybody. j4 . beating Gamma Pi , Kappa Beta forfeited to the Suppositories.. Y.. , Carpenter is from Cornwall < , \ .. Gamma Pi also had some trouble against the Bullitts Cheri . PAPA.. and is a 1981 graduate of Souver scored the only goal to beat their opponents 1-0.- . The . . . , Cedar Crest High School. He , ¬ a e. . - . 1gH p b . ' Wickers a costly FF. y ,,. Desperados beat Wickers committed : , 3ntrA . 10. er-- 'i' ' , ; . er ' ' came to Millersville with the . J 1'S ,pst2r3"Y" . f . , , + , a kick to win . A kE. ? ror which gave Matt Bucho a chance for a penalty . r 815 reputation of scoring goals.. k, r, ' a.. . < a'' A , d ' . , , the game. A ," . .il ¬ w ' Still upholding reputa F / that - sy , , /6 ° ' r % = ' zs , ; t p $ " ' ' , . k 6 { The team to beat in women's Flag Football seems to be F"'M" ' a .1 le Stu tion he leads the Marauders ' Ebony-X-Press.- - . They defeated 2-B- Flagged by a 20-0- score , with five tallies.. leaving them undefeated.. Arlene Jones , Karen Robinson , and " Carpenter said , "Scoring Robin Price all contributed touchdowns to aid their team.. This goalsgo als really gets the team week seemed to be the week for high scoring games. The fired up and I think that Hullians romped over 2-B- Flagged , ending the game at a 20-0.- . might be a motivator for us , :''-: ' Julie Talipaky had an outstanding game.. She scored two of the 4:1 ; because we seem to come out three touchdowns in the opening minute of their game against r "" . ' ' >< " - 6 . " in the game and fall asleep I'PVWF ? "I V M the Classics.. Karen Good also scored a touchdown and Flagged ? % * early in the first 10 or 15 ' - . r * : up 20-0. * - - ' > * wA . high score of Tammy Pr ' , , a . finished with Hendrick - ' . ' Z another . - ' ' $ - fl'r-' - .KA - f r.. . . , . if we get a / i ' ' . - minutes. But little of Shirts scored the only points in 6-0 win over the Brew Crew.. ( Photo by Barry Bennett ) luck and score first I think we Brian Carpenter (# 15)) shows the footwork that has earned all - can hammer some of these honors the last three years.. Intramural News " . . 10 : teams all Oct. Intramural Parcourse Contest 4:15: to 5:45: , meet at Pucillo Gym Oct.. 17 : Pass , Punt and Kick Contest Offense Sputters in MU Soccer Losses 4:154 : 15 at Biemsderfer Stadium BY CHUCK GORMLEY not tested facing only two the Wolves a 2-0- record in . : - the Oct. 18 Roster Meeting for Co-ed Flag Football Assoc.. Sports Editor shots on goal.. PSAC after the win.. 7:30: p.m.. . Pucillo gym On Wednesday the MU The Marauders will try to : Roster Meeting for Co-- d &Soccer The Marauder soccer squad Co boosters visited the Cheyney improve on their 1-1- con- 8:30: p.m.. . Pucillo gym traveled to Cantonsville , Wolves for a conference mat- ference record (3-5-1( - - overall ) : Prior to Roster Meeting Pay $10.00$ . Forfeit Maryland on Saturday to chup and were beaten by a 5-1- when they take on Ship- Fee to Student Services Inc.. take on the University of score. pensburg on Saturday at the : Anyone interested in officiating Flag Football Maryland - Baltimore County ' Maryland After a first half goal by Red Raiders' home turf.. An Soccer , sign up at the intramural office.. Terriers only to drop the non-- ' Millersville's Mike Sutcliffe offensiveresurgence. will be conference contest 20.- . I and two goals by Cheyney the needed if Millersville The Terriers tallied in the is to fair first half ended at 2-1.- . The well in its upcoming con- first half with a goal by Steve ' @ Wolves' ference . Richardson and Milton Mighty games. The team has WClassilieds1@ struck again single-handedly- broke the scored a Classifieds in the second half with a Brad total of two goals in THE SNAPPER now . If features a classified ad section. you want to sell something , ' game open in the second half.. its last four games , and have you , ( ) Russ score.. UMBC's goal find something lost or just send a printed message to a friend or enemy , He capped off the Cheyney been shut out two of place a classified ad ! keeper Kevin Gonzales was the last , Rates are 20 words for $1.00$ . , with a $1.00$ . minimum.. ALL CLASSIFIEDS MUST win with a hat trick giving three games. BE PREPAID- . Ads may be brought to the SNAPPER office in the SMC basement , or placed in the SNAPPER mailbox at the front! desk byy 4:00: . . 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I I I BY MARY PEG CAMPBELL I I I Sandra Peters before the should be even better for MU , Writer I Staff , - - I I game she was seriously con after their victory over Slip - I i cerned about the match pery Rock and noteworthy 0-0 Better than I ( ¬ I i late because the team is tie with Ithaca previous nana-- never that's' the best way to " " never- "dominating" against most of tional champions , now ranked L ______" ' describe the goal scored by their opponents. "but we're third on level , well , as as . that FreeL------Ihair cut to anyone who would like Apartments Apartments Cottage MU " Place Apartments are new sophomore Jody Klader just not scoring. being undefeated ) . to model for top hair . All hair under designer. " ' managementm . GoodG od references - with only seven minutes left Peters said , , lengths needed.. Please call Hair re "Overall I'm The ladies have the home q . ' quired.lred Only serious , mature , goal in the Slippery Rock game ' - I - field GraphicsG raph'cs . . pleased with the team's per advantage this week as oriented tenants desired. . Newly 872 last Saturday.. . ¬ - formance The players are they host Indiana and Kutz- : painted three bedroom apts.. , kit Typing Service Thesis , term papers , , .three But that was all the Lady , , " , ; getting to know one , Di I I - chen livingJng roomro m and bath stove another town both Divisionvision II resumes , lab reports , etc.. 18 years ex ' , . and refrigerator included.. Marauder field hockey team and they're improving. . powers.. I Please call You The results from perience , professionalpro eSSIQna workwor k - - 872-8151 betweenbetween 5 p.m.. . andan d 8 pm. . needed for a 1-0 win and II - can see with every game these games will determine guaranteedd . CallC a DottieDottD ottlee at 464-464-2827.28 7 . that f. 2. Monday thru Friday.. ' another Division II victory they are consistently MU's rank and position for , ! PRINTED SPORTSWEAR By Fantasy Bass player drummer and vocalist to " and to boost their record to a stronger.. the championships.. form . Prints. . Tee shirts , staff shirts , sweat a heavy metal band. Must be ' competitive - - . They're ' : 211. The overall is The hockey ¬ team's record field team is goods , and satin jackets.. Numbers , maniacal and get off on shocking peo- well on way to - - - . their qualify . Two , , ! Call weeks ago the turning on the heat , , at , 423. they have , pie Joe 251 names and logos for your team club extension 3176 ing Harbold Hall.. for the PSAC Division II Lady , or organization . Customized art also Marauders were ranked more confidence now but as ' - Championships to " . be held available. . Fast service.. Low prices Wanna have some fun ? Anyone inin- at 6th in the region and were Peters said , "We can't take - in ' Located on campus.. For more informa terested starting an informal Trivial Shippensburg at the end of 18th in nationwide Division any game lightly. We're - tion on styles and prices call 872-5113 Pursuit Club on campus ? Call Heidi this month.. III standings.. New rankings , always right there , we just - - . . . Mark or . 3973111. " after 5 p.m. Ask for Stan. Having spoken to Coach which are released next week , need to do more scoring.. . . ' ' . to . , . . , , \ . . " ' . . to . 'Of1 01 . 1 , .0 Y Y ...... 1 I r . . . Y . . . , , , L ...... r I d I'' ' ' . . . . . a . . . . . r > . . , . . . . , ...... " . . , . l. t. r " . . . , . . . . . i " . ' , , , ,, ,, ' . . 4 6 ' . . ' . . " . . ' . , , . , . . . . ' ttl ' . \ ...... -

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I Henry Defense , Stonewall Stomp Shipp BY SCOTT SELHEIMER I1'JI ' , Who - < J9--! - - . ; ; . . ' ? 'If , . 1-4.' Sports /Editor . ,. , ,... " " , ' , . . <> " " .4 . , " . , ' ; . . ' ,; . " ' , ., ;. ; , / v < ' 'I' : . , . .f . ' i . ., ' " . , ." ) ' < ' . , . . ' - .. : t BY . } % : ' < CHUCK GOKMIJEY Backed by an impressive . . " ' ' . f , .i. ! . . . \ ' " . " '' , ; ' ' ' , t , . '. . \. ' ' , ' , ' , " ( . , ' . ' AfisorSSO Sports 'dito , two . ' 'J'A'f\; ., Editor 175 rushing a " ' , / yard * . ( . 1 nd// J' ( " . touchdown performance by f''. ' " > HeII e will notn () t be 1\''1o \< . ' Ricke ' . senior tailback . 1. . rememrememberedbered as a playoffpI Stonewall and a swarming . < ; { . , . hero and he will not be the - ; defense , the Marauders crush ( '1> . . , '. 4 ' ' _ ...... ' 'f' .y topic of - . ' conversion " : 31-8 , ed visiting Shippensburg ? tf" ) a; . ( f , " , . . throughout World . 'h' _ the on Satuday to raise their . . , ;; . " ' }. . ' ' . 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He five of Chris Hangen , Bill the score after a big downfield Marauder scoring off with : failed.. Colby , John Clemens , Brian block by Anthony Smith.. 3:58 left in the game with a Caplan , who was nursing an Hartline , and Bob Markwith Dave Mink added the extra six yard burst up the middle - injured thumb on his throw , of The game, which was one had SU quarterbacks Mark point and followed with a 29 for his fifth touchdown the , enjenjoyedoyed finest of the most exciting and ing hand his Beans and Dan Carey on their yard field goal eight minutes season.. of the season as he dramatic spectacles in afternoon backs throughout the contest.. later to put the Marauders up completed 9 of 16 passes for , 10-0- . The only points the Raiders playoff history, goes into When the dust cleared the at the half. 119 . He also added 53 could get were on a 25 yard the record books as a 7-5- yards. Marauders had registered yards on the ground and seven bomb from Carey to a wide-- San Diego Padres victory.. sacks and held the engineered several long Raider running game to only The Marauders continued open Ron Spruill (five catches ) drives.. three yards.. to add on to the score in the for 50 yards in the end zone , ' Stonewall's and a two point conversion , But the man who was left third quarter as one yard plunge capped a again from Carey to Spruill.. draped over the right-- The Marauder receiving ' 68-yard-11- - play drive.. Two centerfield fence was not a corps benefitted from Tr 3 MU linebackers were ' ' driving catches by Anthony The Marauders will try to loser.. Granted , he's simply Caplan's arm as sophomore also alloverall over the field as Mike up . make a defensive replacement for split end Anthony Smith Gechter and Rod Pichon con- Smith set the score. it two in a row this the less than mobile Keith hauled in four aerials and sistently denied any type of Saturday as the Bloomsburg Huskies come to Moreland , but the way he senior flanker JJody Miller SU offense.. ' ¬ - Biemesderfer for raced to the wall and stret- snared three.. MU's leading The score was upped to 24-0 ' Millersville's . ched over he receiver , Troy Smith , hauled After a scoreless first on the next drive after MU Homecoming himself the - , The Huskies , 4-1 overall and 370-foot- showed in only one pass , but it went quarter it looked as if the cornerback Mike Brower - marker in - ( - 3-0 in the PSAC , ruined his shear desire to win.. for a 29 yard touchdown for game would be a tough fight tercepted a Carey pass (14-23 , the Marauder's' first score as expected , but Stonewall 123 yards passing ) which set Homecoming for the I Marauders season a Itt is not an accident that through the air this season.. changed all that on the first up the scoring strike from last with 22-14- win.. this Cubs team won the play of the second quarter.. Caplan to Troy Smith. - National League East pen But as much as the MU of- From the Marauder 39 yard nant.. is a club built with line , Stonewall a It fense lit up the Scoreboard , it took pitch - winners who are MU X-Country Tough proven was the stingy Marauder from Caplan , broke through Hangs shaping their comrades in a , the line , and scampered down - defense which already leads mold of ¬ dedicated deter the right sideline.. After - I the PSAC defense , that made ditdit- With Division Rivals mination. . things miserable for Ship- ching a SU defender , - Stonewall cut back against BY ANDERS From the man wearing pensburg all day.. PETE Staff, Writer,. The' harriers had a team No.. 1 on the diamond . . < ' ' .. . ., ' ".S -' . . ; . : ' . , ' , " .r, . , . \ < < " , ' score of 170. They fell far ( ) :' , - . , . ' Larry Bowa to number . , ' . .:: . ' the > , ;, " ...... - The Millersville men's behind Navy , St.. Joe's and - ' one man in the front office II i' , ° . : S ' cross country team placed Maryland , > 7e'ea, ' all Division I ( Dallas) Green ) , this team fourth out of eight Division . in powerhouses. The has been welcomed home I I - ' II teams at a competitive Marauders edged out Ship- City. the Windy Lehigh Invitational last pensburg and beat ' Saturday.. The , But after Sunday's heart- Marauders Villanova Cornell and did not have their best breaking 6-4- loss to the ; . Syracuse by a sizeable ' outing of the year but they . Two top Padres that ended their :i margin runners : to , season , still the Cubs fans stillinanagedstill managed be the top from Shippensburg did - , , have to be happy.. They' Division II team at the In however manage to finish waited for almost 40 years , vitational run.. ahead of King.. \ - for this one chance.. But S Bill King led the MUM lJ Head Coach Eugene fate hit the Cubs with a Millersville squad with a "Cy"" " Fritz that "we" did not nasty blow.. The next wait time of 31:16: which placed run as well as a team.. ' won't be as long.. You can himh n 13th overall.. Larry Larry Levy and Doug bet on it.i t.. World Series 4 ' Levy finished in 24th place McNealMeN eal had strong in- , S " : S 'r a 31 :44.: . S of . Predictions Selheimer I with time 3144 King dividual efforts though ' SSi " picks the Tigers' in five ' and Levy were followed by Fritz concluded , "we - . .5 , finish " ' ' games. The Tigers't are a tight. pack of Marauders' ed behind three very strong bound to lose one game , e including Doug McNeal , teams and also beat some " all.. Gormley but thats 5 Steve Koons , Greg Beegle very good teams. I think it ..3.-. .- picks Padres in six.. and Craig Lowthert with speaks for our depth in " Photo( by KarlK rl Silvius ) "anyone who can beat the times of 32:132 : 13 , 32:1632 : 16 , that we finished as high as MU's' Chris Hangen sacks SU quarterback' Mark Beans.. The> Marauder' Cubs has to be the 32:22: , and 32:23: respec-¬ we did even though we " defense registered seven sacks on the day.. champs. . . ' " tively.tivel. didn't run to our potential.

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