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The fan-favorite Lampwick is back, and better than ever! We worked with the original Lampwick designer to revive this beautiful masterpiece, fully redesigned from tip to base. Lampwick dildo Sizes Small Medium XL XXXL Circumference near head 5.00" 7.25" 8.50" 9.25"

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Like your cocks BEEFY? The Beefcake it will stretch Beefcake dildo you WIDE open. The Beefcake will stretch you SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE/XL | XXXL WIDE open.

Beefcake dildo Sizes Small Medium Large/XL XXXL It's just like taking a big football shaped cock into Circumference near head 5.00" 6.13" 7.13" 8.35" your starving hole - slowly expanding you open until Circumference near middle 7.00" 8.50" 10.13" 11.80" you hit the middle of the super-wide shaft and then, Circumference near base: 6.38" 7.88" 9.13" 10.88" with a moan of ecstasy you slam down on the Overall length 8.00" 9.88" 11.63" 13.15" remainder, smashing your hot, wet taint against the Insertable length 6.44" 8.38" 9.63" 10.62" Strapon Ring Size 2.50" 3.00” - - Beefcake's big meaty balls, fully impaled by this Beefcake Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide thick, meaty monster!

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Circumference near head 5.50" 6.00" 7.50" 9.15"

Circumference near middle 5.50" 6.10" 7.70" 9.40" Circumference near base: 5.40" 6.00" 7.50" 9.30" Cody Cachet dildo Overall length 7.50" 9.60" 12.40" 14.75" Insertable length 6.40" 8.00" 10.30" 12.50" SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL Strapon Ring Size - - - - Cody Cachet Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide Cody Cachet - Every Inch! All good things cum to those who wait! Cody Cachet, the twink with the big dick, paid a visit to our shop and now we are proud to introduce you to his very own lifecasting!

As a porn star twink, Cody made big waves in the industry using his impressive tool to make the other boys go gaga - and now you can too! Cody's lifecasting is a perfect mold of the real thing, right down to the last detail.

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Circumference near head 5.00" 7.25" 9.50" 12.00" Mateo dildo Circumference near middle 5.25" 7.85" 10.00" 12.25" SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXXL Circumference near base: 5.50" 8.00" 10.35" 12.90" Overall length 5.50" 7.50" 9.50" 11.50"

Insertable length 4.50" 6.60" 8.50" 10.50" Meet Mateo, another genuine lifecasting from Strapon Ring Size - 2.50” 3.00” - Hankey's Toys! Mateo is a real-life commercial pilot Mateo Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide and the friend of an employee who works here at Hankey's Toys.

Mateo was in town for the day, having landed in San Diego to spend the night and get some rest. Mateo dropped by our warehouse for a quick tour and lunch. After the tour of the warehouse and during lunch, he began expressing some interest in performing a lifecasting.

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Ray Diesel dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE/XL | XXL | XXXL

Ray Diesel, the man with the giant cock! Now available in five sizes - starting with the small size and going all the way up to the massive XXXL size.

Ray Diesel dildo Sizes Small Medium LG/XL XXL XXXL This toy is an actual lifecasting of Ray Diesel's rock- hard, extra wide man-meat Circumference near head 5.50" 6.25" 7.00" 7.80" 8.50” Circumference near middle 6.25" 7.25" 8.50" 9.50" 10.90” it's an exact copy of the well hung master's member! Every detail has been Circumference near base: 6.20" 7.30" 8.55" 9.75" 11.05” captured, even the natural bend in his shaft! We are so proud of this one that we Overall length 9.10" 10.75" 12.25" 13.50" 15.00” have released it in five sizes - there is sure to be a size here to please anyone! Insertable length 7.10" 8.65" 9.80" 11.00" 12.25” Strapon Ring Size 2.50" 2.50” 3.00” 3.00” - Ray Diesel Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW

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Big Daddy dildo Big Daddy dildo Sizes Small Large XXL 4XL SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXXL Circumference near head 6.10" 8.00" 9.75" 11.60" Circumference near middle 8.00" 10.25" 12.60" 15.15" Circumference near base: 8.75" 11.35" 14.00" 16.75" Overall length 8.15" 10.10" 12.15" 14.40"

Another work of art from from our master designer is Insertable length 7.15" 9.10" 11.15" 13.40" here! The Big Daddy best describes this toy now Strapon Ring Size 3.00” - - - available in four sizes. Big Daddy Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide

This toy has incredible detail and looks just absolutely amazing! From the intense realistic skin texture to the realistic vein patterns, this is probably one of our best looking circumcised cocks we offer. The head is nicely tapered and the rim is not overdone yet will give a slight pop as it enters.

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| Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Coliath dildo Sizes Medium Large/XL XXL

Circumference near head 5.50" 6.50" 8.00"

Circumference near middle 9.00" 13.00" 15.25"

Circumference near base: 11.50" 13.75" 15.87" Overall length 10.25" 12.50" 14.25"

Insertable length 8.75" 10.50" 12.00" Strapon Ring Size - - -

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Goliath dildo SIZES: LARGE/XL | XXL | XXL

The girthy Goliath now comes in THREE SIZES! We know some of you have been working your way to the Goliath, but now with the LG/XL and XXL sizes available, you don't have to wait to experience this giant of a toy!

The Goliath is beautifully designed with the most intricate detail: an uncut head, a smooth surface with realistic vein patterns, and balls. Let the Goliath dildo take you for the ride of your life. Read more

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XXXCalibur dildo SIZES: MEDIUM | LARGE/XL | XXL

Truly the King of sex toys, this legendary Excalibur dildo is always a welcomed guest at a good sword fight.

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Circumference near head 6.55" 7.25" 7.60"

Circumference near middle 8.00" 8.75" 9.50"

Circumference near base: 8.25" 9.25" 9.60" Overall length 14.50" 15.50" 17.25"

Insertable length 11.40" 12.50" 13.30" Strapon Ring Size 2.50” 3.00” 3.00”

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Cyrus King dildo SIZES: ORIGINAL | MEDIUM | LG/XL | XXXL

Cyrus King dildo Sizes Original Medium LG/XL XXXL Cyrus King is here! An absolute gorgeous Circumference near head 5.60" 7.25" 9.20" 11.30" lifecasting of pornstar Cyrus King, this lifecasting Circumference near middle 5.80" 7.55" 9.25" 10.75" is amazing - every single detail was captured. Circumference near base: 6.50" 8.50" 10.10" 12.10" Overall length 8.50" 10.75" 13.00" 15.25"

Insertable length 7.00" 9.00" 11.00" 13.00" Wanna feel Cyrus King pounding your guts? Now Strapon Ring Size 2.50” 3.00” 3.00” - you can! The balls on this toy are amazing, Cyrus King Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide probably the best detail we have captured to date.

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Latin Lover dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL | XXXL

The Best Realistic Latin Dildo! A favorite for our fans who love colossal, burly, succulent cock! This masterpiece sets the standards for all others.

The Latin Lover aims to please with four fantastic, fulfilling sizes to stuff yourself with. Lock yourself away and take a trip to the coast of Spain where this Rico Suave will have you howling, “¡Ay Dios mío!”

Handsome and meaty, this uber realistic dildo is wrapped in veins and medium-heavy skin texture that will have you wondering if its fake or not.

Latin Lover dildo Sizes Small Medium Large/XL XXXL Specs | Images | BUY NOW Circumference near head 6.75" 8.63" 10.00" 11.13"

Circumference near middle 6.75" 8.63" 10.13" 11.13"

Circumference near base: 6.75" 8.75" 10.25" 11.50" Overall length 9.00" 11.75" 12.75" 14.75"

Insertable length 6.38" 8.63" 9.63" 11.00" Strapon Ring Size - 3.00” 3.00” - Latin Lover Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide

| Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © CopyrightMr. Hankey’s2021 Fistfy.com Toys Buyers Guide - MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM Nick Capra dildo Sizes Original Medium Large/XL XXXL Circumference near head 5.90" 7.10" 8.75" 10.10" Circumference near middle 7.20" 8.65" 10.95" 12.50"

Circumference near base: 7.15" 8.75" 10.75" 12.60" Nick Capra dildo Overall length 8.50" 10.25" 12.25" 14.25" Insertable length 6.70" 8.00" 10.00" 11.50" SIZES: ORIGINAL | MEDIUM | LG/XL | XXXL Strapon Ring Size - 2.50” 3.00” - Nick Capra Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide Whoever said “ain’t nothing like the real thing” never met our supersized lifecasted Nick Capra dildo! Sculpted from a lifecast Nick Capra himself we’re especially proud of this cast.

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Choose from the original Nick Capra replica dildo all the way up to our XXXL version, and get ready to feel all those dirty details in staggeringly large proportions.

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Another lifecasting from Hankey's Toys and they just keep getting better and better!

52 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Another lifecasting from Hankey's Toys and they just Topher Michels dildo keep getting better and better! SIZES: ORIGINAL | MEDIUM | LG/XL | XXXL This ulra-realistic mold of porn star Topher Michels is as close to the real thing as you can get! This life casting is flawless, every detail from Topher Michel's cock was replicated, right down to the smallest detail! We have a wide range of sizes on this toy, one for everyone -choose your size and take Topher home tonight!

Topher Michels dildo Sizes Original Medium Large/XL XXXL

Circumference near head 5.83" 6.75" 8.50" 10.15"

Circumference near middle 5.60" 7.75" 9.75" 12.00"

Circumference near base: 6.00" 8.50" 11.25" 13.70" Overall length 6.40" 8.50" 10.75" 13.00"

Insertable length 4.90" 6.75" 8.60" 10.25" Strapon Ring Size - 2.50” 3.00” - Topher Michels Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide

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The Boss Hogg is probably one of the best dildos Mr. Hankey’s Toys have made to date for those who are looking for that "completely full" feeling.

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Circumference near head 7.00" 7.50" 9.00" 9.50" 10.25”

Boss Hogg dildo Circumference near middle 9.00" 10.00" 11.80" 13.00" 14.50” Circumference near base: 8.00" 8.75" 10.75" 11.25" 12.25” SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE/XL | XXL | XXXL Overall length 10.00" 11.25" 13.00" 14.00" 14.65”

Insertable length 9.00" 10.25" 12.00" 13.00" 13.65” Strapon Ring Size 2.50" 2.50” 3.00” - - Boss Hogg Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide Cum ride the Hogg, one of Mr. Hankeys most popular sellers ever and now in five sizes!

The Boss Hogg has stood the test of time, it's a staple in our collection. We listened to our customers when they asked for larger and smaller versions of this toy, now it's here!

The Boss Hogg is probably one of the best dildos we've made to date for those who are looking for that "completely full" feeling.

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The LW Tip dildo SIZES: MEDIUM | LARGE | XL | XXXL

The LW Tip dildo Sizes Original Medium LG/XL XXXL The Large Silicone Dildo You Will Not Soon Forget When circumference

Circumference near head 7.00" 9.20" 11.30" 13.30" matters, the LW TIP is ready to please.

Circumference near middle 7.50" 9.50" 11.75" 13.75" Circumference near base: 7.75" 9.75" 12.00" 14.25" This beast has all the girth you love from the Lampwick, minus the length. Overall length 7.70" 9.40" 10.80" 12.75" We have been holding onto this gem for a special occasion and the time Insertable length 6.45" 8.00" 9.65" 11.40" Strapon Ring Size 2.50” 3.00” - - has come. Originally sculpted from clay, the LW TIP has aptly combined a The LW Tip Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide short length with mega-girth - boasting 14.25"

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The Plumber dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE/XL

This Plumber is here to clog your drain! This guy is short, stout and ready to clog any gaping drain.

If you like a big head that you can feel, then this guy is for you! You get the girth without too much length and this guy has one solid POP at the top!

The Plumber dildo Sizes Small Medium Large

A relatively smooth toy with pronounced wrinkles, Circumference near head 7.00" 9.50" 13.00" this makes for a great sit-on toy, just hop on and Circumference near middle 6.75" 9.40" 12.50" slide on down, bottom-out and let this bad boy plug Circumference near base: 6.60" 9.25" 12.20" you up! Overall length 6.20" 8.00" 10.20" Insertable length 5.00" 6.90" 8.90" Strapon Ring Size 2.50” 3.00” -

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58 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Anaconda dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XL

Designed by the same guy that brought you the El Rey, this is one toy you need to hold in your hands to get a sense of how nice it is. Anaconda dildo Sizes Small Medium Large XXL

Circumference near head 7.50" 8.25" 9.00" 10.00"

The Anaconda is a rare treat for sure; designed to Circumference near middle 7.00" 7.75" 8.50" 9.25" go WIDE, the Anaconda's cross section is wider Circumference near base: 7.00" 7.75" 8.50" 9.25" across the top of shaft in relation to it's height, Overall length 11.75" 12.75" 13.50" 14.50" Insertable length 10.75" 11.75" 12.50" 13.50" similar to the shape of a wrist. Strapon Ring Size 2.50" 2.50” 2.50 or 3.00” 3.00” Anaconda Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW

59 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com The El Rey is one of the kings of our XL

dildo line — the Goliath being among El Rey dildo Sizes Small Large XL XXL El Rey dildo dildo heavyweights, too. Circumference near head 7.25" 7.85" 8.75" 9.50" Circumference near middle 8.75" 9.50" 10.50" 11.25" SIZES: MEDIUM | LARGE | XL | XXL An artistic amount of detail is used to Circumference near base: 8.00" 8.75" 9.75" 10.50" create El Rey’s realistic texture: intricate Overall length 12.25" 13.50" 14.25" 15.25" veins and a long smooth foreskin that Insertable length 11.00" 12.25" 13.00" 14.00" Strapon Ring Size 2.50" 2.50” 3.00” 3.00” partially covers the head of this piece. El Rey Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide

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| Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Don't get me wrong, it's not skinny by any means, this is still a very big toy Largo dildo overall. Make sure to check the specs SIZES: ONE SIZE below. Largodildo Sizes One Size Sculpted by a designer out of France, Circumference near head 9.75" Largo means long and that's just this toy has a unique look and beautiful Circumference near middle 8.75" what this toy is, very long. If you detail the Largo is one impressive toy Circumference near base: 9.50" like your toys extremely long Overall length 19.00" that’s sure to hit the spot! If you are without the extreme girth to go Insertable length 16.00" looking for a similar shape but don't Strapon Ring Size 3.00” along with it, this toy's for you. Largo Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com want the extreme length of the Largo. Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide

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62 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Girthy & Realistic Chode Dildo What's a chode dildo, Chode dildo Sizes One Size you ask? Take a look for yourself. Circumference near head 8.50" Circumference near middle 9.25" Chode dildo Circumference near base: 10.50" The Chode is designed for anyone who craves a SIZES: ONE SIZE Overall length 11.50" girthy, meaty toy that favors thickness over length. Insertable length 10.50" Strapon Ring Size 3.00” Chode Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com When we say that the Chode is thick, we mean that Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide it's thicc, honey. It's a fat, fulfilling toy for size queens who want to feel that stretch.

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the Bedroom The Cutler X dildo is a destroyer. It's as powerful and meaty as Cutler X himself. The next time you watch Cutler X do the deed, you can pretend that he's plundering your depths as you impale yourself on our realistic dildo.

From head to balls, the dildo tops out at 13.25 inches.

| Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Just Like the Real Cutler X Can you handle the Cutler X dildo? We Cutler X dildo know that you can. SIZES: ONE SIZE You don't want to sleep on this Cutler X dildo Sizes One Size realistic , which we crafted Circumference near head 7.75" with our unique life-casting Circumference near middle 8.25" technique. The dildo is a direct Circumference near base: 8.50" Overall length 13.25" cast of Cutler X's impressive Insertable length 11.25" member, which you know from all Strapon Ring Size 2.50” or 3.00” Cutler X dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com your favorite films and clips. Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide

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65 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com The XXXPlorer is a beautiful, realistic cock with a huge head and slight curve.

XXXPlorer dildo Newly refined with a cleaner look and texture. This SIZES: ONE SIZE dildo was originally created by X-Tubes very own SCVERSASSPIG. XXXPlorer Sizes One Size Circumference near head 10.50"

This guys knows what a true ass-pig wants and Circumference near middle 10.50" Circumference near base: 9.50" takes his toys very seriously. Remove-O-Balls sold Overall length 13.25"

separately. Insertable length 12.25" Strapon Ring Size 3.00” XXXPlorer sizes table : Fistfy.com Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide

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Thor’s Hammer dildo SIZES: ONE SIZE

Feel the thunder as this lighting rod pounds your guts and Thos’s Hammer dildo Sizes One Size makes you submit to the wrath of the fertile Norse god Circumference near head 9.00" himself, Thor! Circumference near middle 9.25" Circumference near base: 9.50" Overall length 13.75" From Norse mythology comes Thor's Hammer! It was said Insertable length 10.00" that Thor's Hammer was one of the most powerful weapons in Strapon Ring Size 3.00” Thor’s Hammer Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com existence, capable of totally destroying any ass it encountered Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide with it's veiny shaft and powerful head.

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The Long John is just that, a very long Long John dildo toy that's not too thick. SIZES: ONE SIZE Similar to the shape of the Largo but smaller in size (it's still a big toy), perfect

Long John dildo Sizes One Size for people who want this shape but aren't

Circumference near head 8.25" quite ready to take on the extreme length

Circumference near middle 8.00" of the Largo. Circumference near base: 8.50" Overall length 16.50" This toy is great for depth play, not too Insertable length 13.25" long yet long enough to be a challenge Strapon Ring Size 3.00” Long John dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com for many. If you are a relatively Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide experienced player who is looking for the perfect fit, this may just be the perfect toy for you!

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| Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Cast directly from Mr. Hankey's arm, the Stump n' Dump is a great toy for those pigs that really Stump N’ Dump dildo want to be stretched open.

SIZES: ONE SIZE A great toy for fisters who want to experience the elbow, the elimination of the hand let's you Stump N’ Dump Sizes One Size get that much closer. Circumference near head 10.50" Circumference near middle 10.50" Sitting on this toy or having someone use two Circumference near base: 9.50" hands to force it in works best! Mr. Hankey is Overall length 13.25" not responsible for loss of anal elasticity. Insertable length 12.25" Strapon Ring Size 3.00” Remove-O-Balls sold separately. Stump N’ Dump dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW

70 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Turn Your Mythical Sex Dreams into Reality The Cyclops dildo is the stuff legends are made of, but Cyclops dildo its existence is no myth. SIZES: ONE SIZE You have the opportunity to bring a Cyclops of your own into the bedroom. It's more than just another Cyclops dildo Sizes One Size one-eyed trouser snake. This massive monster is Circumference near head 8.00" ready to go the distance. Circumference near middle 8.25"

Circumference near base: 7.00" Overall length 13.25" At Hankey's Toys, it's our goal to offer fantasy sex Insertable length 12.25" toys for every preference. The Cyclops is the dildo of Strapon Ring Size 2.50” your dreams if you prefer endless length over girth. Cyclops dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW

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Ramrodder dildo SIZES: ONE SIZE Ramrodder dildo Sizes One Size Circumference near head 7.50"

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73 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com The classic that got me started. The Mr. Hankey is a tapered, textured-for-pleasure monster that feels Mr. Hankey dildo absolutely amazing. SIZES: ONE SIZE It's the same length as many of our other longer

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74 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Got a raging fire deep in your belly that is out of control? Call on the Firehose to put it out! If you are already playing with lengths in the 10"-12" range you Firehose dildo may have found your perfect fit. SIZES: ONE SIZE This toy has a great look and feel with a very unique powdery soft texture that creates just the right amount Firehose dildo Sizes One Size of friction, not too slick and not overly textured, this Circumference near head 7.50" one is just right! Circumference near middle 8.60" Circumference near base: 8.50" Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW Overall length 14.50" Insertable length 11.50" Strapon Ring Size 2.50” Firehose dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide

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Can Opener dildo SIZES: ONE SIZE

Can Opener dildo Sizes One Size The Can Opener will really open you up. If you like Circumference near head 7.50" to be stretched, look no further. Circumference near middle 11.00" Circumference near base: 10.50" Overall length 12.50"

The Can Opener starts out easy with a slim uncut Insertable length 11.25" head and progressively opens you up until your Strapon Ring Size 3.00” Can Opener dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com hole is spread wide open. This toy has a wide girth Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide shaft, meant to spread open your hips.

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76 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com The Tubesteak is an uncut beast that goes deep, you will feel every inch fill you up from tip to base.

Tubesteak dildo This toy has a relatively smooth texture with a SIZES: ONE SIZE tapered uncut head for easy insertion.

The shaft is nice and straight...it's like one big Tubesteak dildo Sizes One Size Circumference near head 8.50" sausage. Remove-O-Balls sold separately.

Circumference near middle 9.50" Circumference near base: 9.50" Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW Overall length 13.00"

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77 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com The perfect, daily, go-to toy in the ideal size. It has a nice uncut head that has the perfect amount of definition Cholo dildo showing through from underneath the SIZES: ONE SIZE foreskin and rises slightly higher than the shaft itself.

The head is perfectly tapered for easy Cholo dildo Sizes One Size insertion and the crown of the head is Circumference near head 7.25" pronounced just enough so that it can Circumference near middle 7.85"

Circumference near base: 7.85" be felt as it travels in and out of your Overall length 11.75" colon. The skin is relatively smooth Insertable length 10.75" with a lightly veined texture. The Strapon Ring Size 2.50” Cholo dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com foreskin on this toy is deep and nicely Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide detailed.

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78 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com At a solid 13.5" length Snorkel dildo you can really explore, a great toy for some deep, intense depth play.

Snorkel dildo The skin has a smooth feel with some light ridges and bumps SIZES: ONE SIZE you'll feel as you dive deep into the abyss.

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Circumference near head 6.75"

Circumference near middle 9.00"

Circumference near base: 9.50" Overall length 14.50"

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Circumference near head 9.75" Wider at the top than it is at the base. For those of Circumference near middle 8.25" Circumference near base: 8.25" you who are familiar with his younger brother Overall length 12.75" Geoff dildo Jeff, The Geoff Dildo is a whopping 50% + larger. Insertable length 11.75" Strapon Ring Size 2.50” or 3.00” SIZES: ONE SIZE Get past the bulbous first half of his shaft and then Geoff dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide let your insides suck in the rest for a deep, filling and intense experience.

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80 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com This anonymous stranger will leave you walking bow legged for a week.

Cruiser dildo A beautiful, long, straight shaft cock SIZES: ONE SIZE with a circumcised head that is slightly smaller than the shaft for easy entry.

Cruiser dildo Sizes One Size Circumference near head 8.50" We think this is an ideal size for a hard, Circumference near middle 8.50" rough, deep pounding. This cruiser will Circumference near base: 8.50" not leave you disappointed. Overall length 12.25"

Insertable length 11.25" Strapon Ring Size 2.50” or 3.00” Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW Cruiser dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide

81 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Toys give sexually active folks the world over a chance to explore fantasies and sensations that might not allow, and these dildos are designed to help make that Fantasy & Sci-Fi Dildos fantasy all the more real. With shapes ranging from the humanoid to the positively outlandish, we’re eager to help At Hankey’s Toys got it's own definition of “a monster broaden your horizons. dildo.” For those customers who want to try something truly out-of-the-ordinary, something that One Step Beyond even the most capable of partners’ just wouldn’t be If you’re looking for something just a bit out of the ordinary, able to give, Mr. Hankey's Toys line of exotic fantasy models like the Seahorse and Centaur make great choices. dildos is tailor-made to hit the spot. Still relatively humanoid, but featuring surface textures and shapes born from our designers’ imagination, these fantasy dildos bring the best of both worlds.

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Ogre dildo SIZES: SMALL | LARGE | XXL | XXXXL

Larger than Goliath? Enter the Ogre! Finally, we get to see what's between that green giant's legs and, trust me - you won't be disappointed!

This is a gorgeous, wrinkly skinned (similar to elephant skin), uncut, trunk-like monster cock that will leave you full and satisfied, begging for mercy!

Ogre dildo Sizes Small Large XXL 4XL Circumference near head 6.10" 8.00" 9.75" 11.60" The Ogre is our first toy to come in a 4XL (yes, Circumference near middle 8.00" 10.25" 12.60" 15.15" you read that right); it is also our only existing Circumference near base: 8.75" 11.35" 14.00" 16.75" toy that rivals the mighty Goliath! Overall length 8.15" 10.10" 12.15" 14.40"

Insertable length 7.15" 9.10" 11.15" 13.40" Strapon Ring Size 3.00” - - - Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW

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Rabbit dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL

The Rabbit, hop on and ride this short, ultra-wide toy with a nice tapered head for easy-entry!

A quick transition from the pointed tip down to the wide base will open you up quick. A great toy for those who like to squat and ride. If you like your toys super wide without all the length, this Rabbit was made for you!

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Orge dildo Sizes Small Medium Large XXL

Circumference near head 6.25" 7.50" 8.80" 10.00"

Circumference near middle 8.10" 9.50" 11.10" 12.50"

Circumference near base: 9.50" 11.10" 12.75" 14.40" Overall length 6.90" 8.00" 9.00" 10.25"

Insertable length 6.00" 7.00" 8.00" 9.00" Strapon Ring Size 3.00” - - -

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Oni dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE/XL | XXL

Oni dildo Sizes Small Medium LG/XL XXL

Meet Oni, the ogre-like demon with a cock to Circumference near head 4.00" 4.75" 5.75" 7.00" match! Ready to split you in two, summon Circumference near middle 5.50" 7.00" 8.50" 9.75"

Oni tonight, he'll show up when you least Circumference near base: 5.90" 7.35" 9.00" 10.25" expect it. Pushing you down on all fours as Overall length 9.10" 10.75" 13.25" 15.00" he grabs you from behind - you won't get Insertable length 7.10" 9.00" 10.75" 12.75" Strapon Ring Size 2.00" 2.50" 3.00” 3.00” away now...get ready. Oni Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide

Oni enters you with one quick thrust, with the intent to destroy. Pounding you with no mercy until you submit to the relentless thrusting and only until he has decided he is done with you... he'll pull out slowly leaving you wasted and ruined, too tired to move and implanted with his demon seed.

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Kalib dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | XXL

Meet Kalib, conqueror of all holes! Kalib has a massive head that is sure to be a challenge for even the most seasoned.

If you like it big in the beginning and a 'pop' at the top then this toy is for you! Let Kalib pin you down, pop you open and then lock himself deep within as he pummels your insides - turning Kalib dildo Sizes Small Medium XXL you into his submissive piece of meat that you Circumference near head 8.60" 11.35" 14.40" were meant to be. Submit to Kalib now and let Circumference near middle 6.50" 8.00" 10.10"

Circumference near base: 6.75" 9.40" 11.90" him show you the light! Overall length 8.50" 10.50" 13.00" Insertable length 7.10" 9.30" 12.00" Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW Strapon Ring Size 2.50" 3.00" -

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Sigmaloid dildo SIZES: XS | MEDIUM | LARGE Kalib dildo Sizes XS Medium Large

Circumference near head 2.75" 3.75" 4.75"

Circumference near middle 3.75" 4.80" 6.00"

For those of you who want some length without Circumference near base: 5.25" 6.90" 8.75" the width, we introduce the Sigmaloid - a Overall length 9.40" 11.90" 14.50" finger-like, fantasy, depth-seeking creature that Insertable length 8.25" 10.60" 13.00" has the perfect shape for some deep exploration Strapon Ring Size - 2.50” 3.00” Kalib Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide as it bends and turns without stretching your hole too wide.

This toy is aimed at comfort and great for beginners to those who simply want some depth without the excessive width.

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89 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Patented Seahorse Dildo. Now available in metallic Seahorse green, it’s time to hop on the Seahorse and let him take you to new depths!

The Seahorse dildo is beautifully sculpted with very intricate detail

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Seahorse dildo This exotic, ocean-inspired seahorse dildo comes in SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL | XXXL five popular sizes: our smallest size might please the ladies or those who are relatively new to vaginal or anal play using larger toys.

The medium style is for those who are semi- experienced, the large for the relatively seasoned player, the XXL for those who are trying to reach new levels and the monstrous XXXL for only the most experienced partners.

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Seahore dildo Sizes Small Medium Large XXL XXXL

Circumference near head 4.75" 5.75" 7.00" 7.60" 8.75”

Circumference near middle 7.00" 8.40" 9.50" 11.50" 12.00”

Circumference near base: 8.00" 9.90" 11.50" 13.10" 15.00” Overall length 10.00" 11.90" 14.00" 15.15" 17.00”

Insertable length 8.75" 10.00" 12.00" 13.00" 15.25” Strapon Ring Size 2.50" 3.00” 3.00” - - Seahorse Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide

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Alien Breeder dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LG/XL | XXXL

Mr. Hankeys Alien breeder toy is designed for the most die-hard sci-fi fans who want to spend time in their bedroom with the most iconic alien of all-time.

Alien Breeder dildo Sizes Small Medium Large/XL XXXL This toy is smooth at the top, intricately detailed Circumference near head 4.75" 6.25" 8.00" 8.00" on the bottom, and has the ferocious alien face at Circumference near middle 6.87" 8.75" 10.62" 12.50"

Circumference near base: 5.37" 6.87" 8.87" 10.25" the tip. The Alien Breeder xenomorph will invade Overall length 8.50" 10.62" 12.50" 15.00" any space your fantasy will lead it to. Insertable length 7.50" 9.37" 11.37" 13.37" Strapon Ring Size - 2.50” 3.00” - Latin Lover Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW

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BFG dildo SIZES: MEDIUM | LARGE | XL | XXL

From the darkest depths, the deepest BFG dildo Sizes Medium Large XL XXL caverns and your greatest fears this beast Circumference near head 6.00" 6.50" 7.25" 7.75" has awoken and its only goal is to make Circumference near middle 7.75" 8.25" 8.75" 9.75" you its bitch. Circumference near base: 10.00" 10.50" 12.00" 12.75" Overall length 11.00" 12.00" 13.00" 14.25"

Insertable length 10.00" 11.00" 12.00" 13.00" This monster's lengthy shaft seeks to Strapon Ring Size 3.00” - - - stretch out even your darkest reaches while BFG Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide its multiple knots threaten to make you scream out its name as they pop through your hole. How long will you last?

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94 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com The Dragon dildo is the brilliant creation from the designer who brought you the Seahorse, Beowulf, and many other of our best selling sci-fi inspired Dragon dildo toys. SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | XL | XXXL This reptilian dildo is intricately detailed and beautifully sculpted — a masterpiece that deserves

to be placed proudly on display like the work of art it is — that is when it's not in use.

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Dragon dildo Sizes Small Medium XL XXXL

Circumference near head 6.75" 8.75" 10.00" 11.25"

Circumference near middle 7.50" 9.50" 11.00" 12.75"

Circumference near base: 6.50" 8.75" 9.75" 11.00" When it is in use, you will Overall length 9.75" 12.00" 13.75" 15.75" feel every scaly detail of this serpentine creature as it Insertable length 8.50" 10.75" 12.00" 14.00" slithers inside. Strapon Ring Size 2.50" 2.50” 3.00” - Dragon Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide 95 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Toys TOP 5 - “Try Something Different” Dildos Fistfy.com - Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM

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| Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Meet the Beowulf, the beast with a boner is here and ready to plug your Beowulf dildo holes with it's meaty, muscular knot. SIZES: SMALL |MEDIUM | LARGE | XL The Beowulf is a beautiful creation from the same master designer that

Beowulf dildo Sizes Small Medium Large XL also brought you the Seahorse. Circumference near head 4.25" 5.00" 5.50" 6.50" Circumference near middle 6.00" 7.00" 8.00" 9.00" Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW Circumference near base: 7.00" 9.00" 10.50" 12.00" Overall length 10.00" 11.75" 13.00" 14.50"

Insertable length 9.00" 10.25" 11.50" 13.00" Strapon Ring Size 2.50" 2.50” 3.00” - Beowulf Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide

97 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Do Some Deep Ass Diving Behold the Taintacle, a tentacle dildo for that will change the way Taintacle dildo you think of life under the sea—and the way you walk. SIZES: SMALL | LG/XL | XXL Designed to dive deeply into your unexplored depths, our high-quality hentai-style tentacle dildo is available

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Circumference near head 2.00" 3.50" 4.00" Open Wide for the Octopoda The Taintacle tentacle Circumference near middle 6.00" 9.00" 10.50"

Circumference near base: 7.00" 10.25" 12.25" dildo is made for anal, right down to its shapely Overall length 9.00" 13.00" 15.00" S-curve design. Insertable length 8.00" 12.00" 14.00" Strapon Ring Size - 3.00” - Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW Taintacle Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide

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Centaur dildo SIZES: SMALL | MEDIUM | LARGE | XXL

Meet Centaur, the man with a horse cock. A great toy for both depth and width play! Centaur dildo Sizes Small Medium Large XXL Circumference near head 5.50" 6.50" 7.50" 8.75" A gland that is not too big yet features a nice pop, a realistic Circumference near middle 5.75" 6.75" 7.75" 9.00" Circumference near base: 8.50" 9.50" 10.50" 12.75" textured shaft that slowly tapers right up to the preputial Overall length 10.75" 12.00" 13.75" 15.75" ring then BAM, it opens you up wide all the way to the base! Insertable length 9.75" 11.00" 12.75" 14.75" Strapon Ring Size 2.50" 2.50” 3.00” - Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW Centaur Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide

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99 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Prince Charming is here to liberate your holes! He's short, stout and very wide with Prince Charming dildo tons of bumps and humps. SIZES: MEDIUM | LG/XL | XXL This toy won't go very deep but it sure will open you up quick, you will definitely

Prince Charming dildo Sizes Medium LG/XL XXL know it when you bottom out on this toy!

Circumference near head 8.50" 10.00" 11.75"

Circumference near middle 9.00" 10.50" 12.50" For those of you who want to squat on Circumference near base: 11.00" 13.00" 15.00" something short and fat with details you Overall length 7.50" 8.65" 9.80" can feel, here you go! Insertable length 6.50" 7.75" 9.00" Strapon Ring Size - - - Prince Charming Dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW

100 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com This is one blunt force entry that you will not be calling the cops about. Get ready for the entry of a lifetime Solatok dildo with this uniquely shaped dildo.

SIZES: SMALL | LARGE | XXL An enticing, demonic look commands to be thrusted. With a stocky, undulating shaft, you’ll beg to be Solatok dildo Sizes Small Large/XL XXL penetrated deep until you are locked onto its big Circumference near head 7.00" 8.88" 11.00" bulbous knot. Show all your holes who’s boss with this Circumference near middle 7.13" 9.50" 12.00"

Circumference near base: 9.13" 12.00" 15.00" bad boy. Your insides will squeal with joy as you slide Overall length 7.63" 9.75" 12.00" the Solatok dildo in and out of your pleasure pocket. Insertable length 6.88" 8.75" 10.88" Strapon Ring Size 2.50” - - Solatok dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW

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The Butt Bolt plug The Butt Bolt plug Sizes Small Large/XL XXL SIZES: SMALL | LG/XL | XXL Circumference near head 6.00" 8.00" 9.00" Circumference near middle 7.25" 9.25" 11.50" Circumference near base: 4.50" 6.00" 7.25" Mister Hankey’s first plug is here, the Butt Bolt! Overall length 5.00" 6.00" 7.00" Insertable length 3.75" 4.75" 5.50" Strapon Ring Size - - - Modeled to resemble a hex bolt and available in The Butt Bolt Plug sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide three sizes, this screw is sure to stretch even the most experienced of holes to new, delicious limits. Safe to say, Hankey’s Toys is happily giving customers fun new ways to screw themselves.

Our beefy new screw butt plug is available in all three of our standard colors plus silver and gold at no additional charge.

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XTRA Small Hankey's Toys wants everyone to have a sex toy that they love. If you're new to the world of dildos or if dildo series you just believe big pleasure comes in small VARIOUS SIZE | Specs | BUY NOW packages, then you have the opportunity to buy a small dildo or two that fits just right.

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SIZES: ONE SIZE Excellent for use on any fuck machine or strap on system. Simply lube up your toy and slide the Remove-O-Balls on. Cruiser dildo Sizes One Size Overall height 7.50" Remove-O-Balls will fit any Mr. Hankey toy and many toys Inner diameter of hole 1.75" made by other manufacturers. You can even wear them as a Overall width of ring 3.50" if you like! Ring thickness 0.75"

Overall width of balls 3.75" Circumference of balls 10.00” Specs | Images | Colors | BUY NOW Cruiser dildo sizes table : Fistfy.com Mr. Hankey’s Buyers Guide

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Our customers have been requesting material samples from us This sample pack includes the following colors and firmness since we first started and we are proud to say that we now stock levels: Natural Tan = Packer Soft (our softest custom option and a sample pack that includes our full range of material firmness may be too soft for insertion) Metallic Green = 40% (custom option levels, both custom and standard. that is slightly softer than our standard 75% option) Bubblegum Pink = 75% (our standard soft option) Deep Brown = Med-Firm This sample pack also includes five of our most popular colors. (our standard firm option) Black = Extra Firm (our firmest custom option)

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The Maestro allows precise tuning of its height, penetration angle, stroke length, and thrusting speed. The main thrusting apparatus can be moved up and down around a foot.

It can point from 50 degrees down to a full 90 degrees straight up. You can even adjust how it's connected at the drive wheel for longer or shorter strokes. The wired speed controller allows you to easily adjust the speed from 90 to 300 RPM, and is also a vibrating penetration device.

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What is a strap-on? It's a dildo that a person—usually a woman—can wear. With the help of a harness to hold the strap-on in place, she can flip the script with her lover.

Pegging is a thrilling sexual practice that can change the dynamic and ramp up the pleasure of every participant.

If you're ready to figure out how to use a strap-on correctly, then Mister Hankey's Toys is here to demystify the practice.

Open your mind to a new experience that will bring the two of you closer while giving you the most powerful orgasms in your life. By the time you're done reading our handy guide, you'll be more than ready to pick out a strap-on for pegging.

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The Practice of Pegging

What is a strap-on? It seems like an easy question, but you have to consider it in the context of pegging. Pegging is the act of anally penetrating your partner with the help of a strap-on dildo or . Typically, it specifically refers to a woman penetrating a man.

The practice is gaining in popularity, and we're so glad to hear it. Pegging can add to the intimacy and pleasure of your sexual escapades with your partner. It's also a wonderful way to introduce a man to his . Stimulating the P-spot turns a man's into an out-of-this-world experience. The prostate is full of nerve endings, after all.

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Knowing what a strap-on is and what it's for is only half the However, we can't stress enough that he needs to feel comfortable battle. Picking out a strap-on for pegging is the other half. The with every part of the act. As such, he needs to choose a strap-on two of you need to do this together, but take your boyfriend or dildo that appeals to and excites him. Give him the freedom to husband's lead on this part of your adventure. It's up to him to choose the powerful piece that will soon be thrusting into him. It decide on the size, shape, and thickness of the dildo. P-spot might be more comfortable to start slow—and small. With your stimulation is one of the most thrilling things that a guy can do assistance and an excellent stroke game, he can work his way up sexually. It's all the better if he has an eager, loving partner to from small or medium. give him a hand—so to speak.

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Here's another question: what is a strap-on An adaptable harness that uses harness? A harness is what you wear to keep O-rings can grow with you as a couple, a strap-on firmly in place. Straps around the meaning that you can move up to longer, waist and thighs allow you to adjust it to fit. thicker members.

All you have to do is ensure that the harness To work out how to use a strap-on correctly, you choose is compatible with his desired a butt bolt is a must-have accessory, as well. dildo. You may need to buy additional He might not be interested, so discuss the O-rings to ensure that the dildo fits snugly in pros and cons. The main benefit is that a butt the harness. plug or stretching toy can prepare him for the roll of your hips and the thrust of your

A stable fit is vital for his pleasure and yours. new cock.

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Last but most certainly not least, here's the most important secret behind how to use a strap-on correctly: include lots of lube.

Engage in to get each other in the mood, at which time you can also get him ready for the pounding he's about to take. Go slow, too. There will be time enough for a frenzied bout of bedroom gymnastics, but in the very beginning, you need to go an inch at a time.

Give him time to get used to the dildo invading his most hidden places. Once he does, you'll both lose your minds. He'll beg you to go deeper, faster, and harder. What is a strap-on? It's the answer to your hottest dreams.

Explore your boundaries as a couple so that you can keep the sizzle in your sex life. Check out the selection at Mister Hankey's Toys for strap-ons, harnesses, O-rings, and plenty of lube, too.

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Know the Ins & Outs of Dildo Texture & Firmness

Dildo texture comes in such a variety that it's safe to say there's a dildo Defining Dildo Texture. Dildos come in a range of textures. It comes down out there for everybody who wants one. Whether you prefer a to the design and materials used. Platinum silicone, the material highly-textured but floppy dildo or a smooth, firm dildo, there's a toy out Hankey’s Toys products are made with, is one of the best materials there that's made just for you. because it's versatile, safe for the body, non-porous, and easy to clean.

To find your perfect match, you need to know what textures are available, Mr. Hankey’s firmness ranges from medium firm to about 75% softness: how they feel, and whether your body will respond to a rock-hard dildo or medium firm being a delightful firmness akin to a fully erect penis, and something with a little give. Once again, Mr Hankey’s is to help you on the 75% soft offering a little more flexibility. journey to find the Golden Dildo.

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Keeping Texture and Firmness in Perspective

Dildo texture varies from brand to brand, manufacturer to You can also read up on the specs of each toy you're thinking manufacturer, and shop to shop. What's classed as soft at one about trying. At Mister Hankey's Toys, for instance, our toys come place might be extra soft at another. What that means for you is in an array of textures, and many of them are also available in that you need to do your research. Whenever possible, try to get your choice of firmness or softness. your hands on a dildo before you try it. We give you all the details so you can find the toy that’s perfect That way you can squeeze it, bend it, and test the core for you. That can make a difference in how you use the toy, how firmness—or softness—yourself. Of course, if you visit an online comfortable it feels, and whether it will work for your favorite store, that's obviously not possible, but you can still research the sexcapades, so it's worth learning when a floppy dildo is the right dildos in which you're interested before you commit to one. pick and when you want something firmer. Check out sex toy reviews, first of all.

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As a rule, firm toys can hold texture better than softer toys. The You might be highly stimulated by texture. That's great! Don't feel firmmer the toy is, the more texture stands out, especially the like you have to limit yourself to firm toys, though. The secret is ridges and veins of realistic dildos and the titillating texture of to be a bit of a size queen. fantasy options. Larger toys automatically feel harder, but they can be made of Harder toys force more definition, but the truth is that even a soft, malleable silicone and other soft materials, as well. In fact, you floppy dildo can be pleasurably textured with life-like precision. might have more luck with a thicker dildo if you select something with a bit of give to it.

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The main thing to remember about dildo texture is that size Go for something with a silicone core or a slightly floppy dildo matters nearly as much as material. In general, choose smooth, that conforms to your body rather than making your body extra firm toys that are smaller. conform to it. The best way to figure out which dildo textures you like best is to experiment. These dildos are ideal for G-spot and P-spot stimulation. If you want to experiment with a girthy dildo, softer is better. Consider a sampler pack of materials, for example. You can find that and more at Hankey's Toys.

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As you finally got the courage to buy a sex toy to play with, or you’ve just You don’t want to destroy your sex toy by cleaning it incorrectly, either. To introduced one of our new big boys into your play. But after a life-changing be safe, here are some tips on how to clean your giant sex toys to enjoy climax—that only a giant sex toy can give you—-you now have to clean it. them for posterity.

So now what? What do you do? Getting dirty in the bedroom shouldn’t be in When you properly clean your dildo, you will avoid spreading nasty reference to the cleanliness of your toys. We are proud to have an inclusive, diseases and enjoy more time climaxing. According to Brown University sex-positive community that knows this! and Women's Health, how you clean a sex toy largely depends on what material the sex toy is made of. Although it’s not the most glamorous part of having a sex toy, cleaning your toy is necessary. Nobody wants some bacterial infection in their flowery Before you clean any toy, you need to make sure you know the type of booty hole or or give one to their partner. material it’s made of. Every material responds differently to cleansers, heat, and boiling water.

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To avoid damaging your product, read any instructions that come with its packaging. If this info is lost or missing, contact the company you bought it from to get information on your particular product. However, this latter method isn’t perfect and does have its risks. When cleaning your device, keep these things in mind: Although there are many types of material, to narrow our scope in this article, we will only focus on how to clean silicone toys. Silicone is a ● Make sure you use small amounts of mild, pretty resilient material and cleaning silicone toys is pretty easy. fragrance-free soap or soap created for sex toys. ● Don’t submerge any sex toy that contains electronic You can boil it, heat it up, and it can survive most cleansers and soaps components underwater. without getting damaged. In fact, there are four easy ways to clean a ● After washing your toy, make sure you use a clean towel or cloth. dildo made of silicone: you can boil it for 10-15 minutes, throw it in the ● Wash your toys before and after using them. Keep dishwasher, wash it with anti-bacterial soap under warm water, or use your toys in a dry, cool place. a state-of-the-art UV germicidal light which is purported to kill 99% of bacteria.

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After an amazing session stimulating your g-spot with your favorite monstrous dildo, it needs to be put away at some point. So how do you properly store your silicone sex toys? Since these sexual playthings are unlike anything in your house, you can’t leave them just anywhere. They will collect dust and dirt and become a hotbed for bacteria. And unless you’re very free spirit, you probably don’t want guests So what’s the best way to store a dildo? seeing your giant dildo out on your coffee table, right? At Hankey’s Toys, we are the sex toy experts and found the best How you display your prized collection is entirely your call. ways to store your toys to help you get the most out of them. Read However, for healthy reasons, this is probably not the best idea. the sections below to learn more.

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How to properly store silicone sexy toys starts simply by choosing You can find a cloth bag online or, if you want to go really cheap, what material you should store them in. If you want to save money use a clean towel you already own. and don’t want to splurge on storage, you can easily wrap your dildo in a clean cloth or towel, or place it in an inexpensive cloth bag. Don’t just use any type of bag, though. Some material—like silicone, rubber, or gelatin—can absorb chemicals from plastic It’s cheap, and it will keep your dildo protected from dirt and dust. which may degrade the material quicker, so avoid plastic bags.

2. Store It In A Box

If you’re looking for something a little more secure and discreet A locked box is the best way to store a dildo securely, safe from than a bag, a specialty storage box is your best bet. You can find prying eyes. It’s also less likely to get damaged by water or from specially made boxes for sex toys quite easily online. Many boxes being crushed. have a combination lock or a slot to place your own.

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If fancy yourself as a connoisseur of bodacious and which does not damage our toys when placed next to each other. orgasmic-enabling sex toys and have your own collection, you need to store them carefully. Sex toys made from materials like It’s a myth that silicone toys will melt each other, particularly in silicone, rubber, and TPE can react to each other and may get the case of high-grade materials like ours. Still, for hygiene ruined. purposes, and if you are storing toys from multiple brands in one place (where the silicone may not be platinum silicone), we Fortunately, we at Hankey’s Toys only use platinum silicone, recommend storing your toys individually.

4. Inspect Your Sex Toy Before and After Storing It

If you have a sex toy that’s old, falling apart, or is no longer in use, Having a collection can be great, who doesn’t want variation, but it may be time to throw it out. Inspecting your toys is a great way holding on to a toy past its prime is probably not the best idea. to keep track of their condition. This way you won’t pull out a disaster of a dildo that will make your partner run for the hills.

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At Mr Hankey's Toys they value our customers and Here are the rules, no exceptions please: as a token of our appreciation we offer 25% off any order placed within 7 days before or after your 1. Within 7 days before or after your birthday, place your order like normal. birthday.* 2. Follow up with an email to immediately after placing your order that contains your 5 digit order number, full name and a photo of a government Thanks and Happy Birthday! issued ID that shows the same full name that your order was placed under. 3. Your ID must show your birth date and be issued by a government agency. 4. We may ask for additional information in order to further verify your *This offer CANNOT be combined with any other offers or available discounts. Please do not attempt to cheat or identity or birth date. ask for any exceptions to the rules above. We reserve the 5. We will then refund 25% of your orders total value excluding tax and right to refuse this offer to anyone for any reason. shipping.

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What is Platinum Silicone in sex toys, dildos and How to Store Mr. Hankey’s Toys dildos? The best What lubricant can I use with Mr. Hankey’s Toys anal plugs? way to store a silicone dildo? dildo? Platinum Silicone is High-end sex toy material. It’s The Best tips is store a dildo in a cloth bag. Also, you You can use any lubricant on Mr. Hankey’s Toys one of the safest materials from which sex toys can can store a dildo In A Box. If you want to save money dildos. Any, even silicone. High-grade platinum be made. It’s the same thing used in medical devices and don’t want to splurge on storage, you can easily silicone dildos and Sex Toys does not melt when and for special effects in the movie industry. It’s wrap your dildo in a clean cloth or towel, or place it in placed in contact with silicone lube or other silicone certified to be used in skin contact applications, is an inexpensive cloth bag. Some material—like toys; this is a myth. Manufacturer’s of platinum hypo-allergenic, can be easily disinfected, is silicone, rubber, or gelatin – can absorb chemicals silicone dildos and sex toys who say their toys will non-porous, doesn’t degrade when cared for properly, from plastic which may degrade the material quicker, melt when placed in contact with other silicone toys and can be made in different firmness levels to so avoid plastic bags. Remember this, Don’t Store Sex or when used with silicone lubricants are either simulate the feeling of the real thing. It’s the safest Toys Together. Platinum silicone, which does not selling something other than high grade platinum and most comfortable thing that a toy can be made damage our toys when placed next to each other. silicone, or are not very knowledgeable. of. Some Sex toys made from materials like silicone, rubber, and TPE can react to each other and may get ruined. 125 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Do Mr. Hankey’s Toys ever sell toys at a discount How do I choose a custom color? How do I add a I bought a too big Mr. Hankey’s dildo, Can I return it? from orders that have been canceled? custom color? One of the most common mistakes that customers Yes they do. Mr. Hankey’s Toys almost always have make is placing an order for a toy that is too big. Mr. toys that they sell at a discount. We only sell these You do not need to contact us before placing your Hankey’s Toys do not accept returns on orders where toys in bulk lots, but at highly discounted rates. order. Here is what you do. Directions: Place your the customer has misjudged the size of toy; please Customers cannot choose and pick from the lot, and order adding the Custom Color Option into your cart pay close attention to the specifications of the toy lot sales are “all or nothing”. If you would like to and then email us your order number, name and color your are ordering. Tips for you who bought a dildo inquire about purchasing a bulk lot of toys, please request. If you have photos to be used as an example, too big. Check out the Fistfy.com Anal Stretching contact mrhankeystoys.com. Include the size range please include them. We will email back to confirm course. that you are looking for and we will put together a your colors before manufacturing your item(s). Read package and price for you. Serious inquiries ONLY more Can I order one of the toys in your shop with custom please. Bulk lots start at $500.00, no exceptions. This dimensions? offer is valid in the USA only. All payments must be Unfortunately, no. Our toys come from molds and the made via PayPal. dimensions cannot be altered. You cannot order a toy What is the difference between Mr. Hankey’s dildos in our shop in custom dimensions. Medium Firm and 75% Soft toy Mr. Hankey’s Toys Promo code, discount codes and promotional codes? The best way to explain the difference is to compare Do you ever sell toys at a discount from orders that Get a 25% discount on Mr. Hankey’s Toys dildo. Do our two levels of firmness to an erect penis. Our have been canceled? this. Celebrate your birthday in a big way with 25% off “Medium Firm” level of firmness is more similar to a Yes we do. Mr. Hankey's almost always have toys on your special day. At Mister Hankey’s value fully erect penis while our “75% Soft” firmness is that we sell at a discount. We only sell these toys in customers and as a token of appreciation they offer more similar to a penis that is 75-80% erect; easier to bulk lots, but at highly discounted rates. Customers 25% off any order placed within 7 days before or after bend and nominally more flexible. Customers cannot choose and pick from the lot, and lot sales are your birthday. Here’s the rules, no exceptions please. generally report that our 75% Soft formula feels more "all or nothing". If you would like to inquire about Read more. Mr. Hankey’s Toys Here are the delivery lifelike. It really all depends on whether you prefer purchasing a bulk lot of toys, please contact Mr. times and the best deals and valid Mr. Hankey’s your toys on the firmer side or softer side. Hankey's at mail Serious inquiries ONLY please. discount codes and promotional codes.

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128 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Can you explain what a Vac-U-Hole is and what care orders will be shipped via FedEx or USPS at our should be used around this part of the toy? discretion. Read more Mr. Hankey’s Toys Here are the This is an attachment hole. Many 3rd party retailers delivery times and the best deals and valid Mr. sell attachments such as handles, suction cups and Hankey’s discount codes and promotional codes. How to Store Mr. Hankey’s Toys dildos? The best even some sex machines may be compatible. way to store a silicone dildo? How to choose right size Mr. Hankey’s dildo The Best tips is store a dildo in a cloth bag. Also, you The user should be very careful around this part of Buying a Mr. Hankey’s dildo and wandering what is can store a dildo In A Box. If you want to save money the toy. We do not trim the edge of this hole and it the right size for you. Use Fistfy.com online Tools and don’t want to splurge on storage, you can easily will be prone to chipping and splitting if not used This will prevent you from buying the wrong size. So, wrap your dildo in a clean cloth or towel, or place it in correctly. Very little site to side force should be used Try the Fistfy online tool to set the right size for your an inexpensive cloth bag. Some material—like with this hole, it may split. Caution should be used Mr. Hankey’s the Boss Hogg dildo. Test your new silicone, rubber, or gelatin – can absorb chemicals when inserting any attachment. A small amount of online tool before ordering. You save both money and from plastic which may degrade the material quicker, dish soap, baby powder, lube, etc. should be used a big annoying moment when you buy the wrong size so avoid plastic bags. Remember this, Don’t Store Sex when inserting any attachment. toy. Let’s explore what’s right for you right now and Toys Together. Platinum silicone, which does not how to reach your goals. damage our toys when placed next to each other. Chipping (not splitting) is common and may result in Some Sex toys made from materials like silicone, small chipped areas around the perimeter of the hole. What is Platinum Silicone in sex toys, dildos and rubber, and TPE can react to each other and may get This is typically harmless as these rarely spread or anal plugs? ruined. grow and typically won't affect the toys use. If a split Platinum Silicone is High-end sex toy material. It’s forms, it should be repaired. A common glue used to one of the safest materials from which sex toys can There is a hole in the shrink wrap on my toy, is this mend splits is called Sil-Poxy. be made. It’s the same thing used in medical devices bad? and for special effects in the movie industry. It’s No, your shrink wrap is just to keep off dust and dirt, , Unpacking and Mr. Hankey’s Toys Promo certified to be used in skin contact applications, is etc. in transit but is not meant to keep your toy code, discount codes and promotional codes hypo-allergenic, can be easily disinfected, is 'sterile' in any way. Holes are common in our shrink Mr. Hankey’s Toys packaging is very discreet, all non-porous, doesn’t degrade when cared for properly, wrap due to the heating process. This is not a products are shipped in a plain brown box with no and can be made in different firmness levels to concern. You should simply wash your toy after associated return address. If you are within the US, simulate the feeling of the real thing. It’s the safest unwrapping it to ensure that it's cleaned before use. your order will be shipped via USPS. International and most comfortable thing that a toy can be made Any soap and water will do. of.

129 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Do Mr. Hankey's Toys have a phone number and how arrive within 3-10 days. We ask that customers fast do you respond to emails? please allow up to 8 weeks on all international We manage all communication via email, to help us orders. We typically ship via FedEx on most keep track of our correspondence. If you would like to international orders, but we’re required to use USPS new product releases, you may experience an contact us, you can send us an email from our when shipping to certain destination countries. We additional wait time of 1-3 days. Contact & Retailers page, or email us directly at mail. reserve the right to select the carrier at the time of We generally respond to emails between the hours of shipping. What is your estimated manufacturing & shipping 7:00am-5:00pm PST Monday through Saturday. We schedule? aim to respond within 24 hours, though you can Because we generally incur a loss on shipping costs, usually expect to hear from us promptly. If you are we reserve the right to select the most affordable If you place your order on one of the following days emailing us regarding an order, please include your shipping option, and may select a carrier based on before 3:00pm PST: Monday - it will typically be first and last name, and your 5-digit order number, so cost. We reserve the right to select the shipping manufactured on Tuesday and shipped Wednesday. that we can pull up your order. carrier at all times. Tuesday - it will typically be manufactured on

Wednesday and shipped Thursday. Wednesday - it After I place my order, when will it be shipped, After you place your order, you will receive an will typically be manufactured on Thursday and where is the tracking information and how long until automated tracking information to the email you shipped on Friday. Thursday - it will typically be it arrives? (NOT applicable in December to provided. This tracking information is automatically manufactured on Friday and shipped on Saturday. mid-January) sent once your shipping label is printed, but it does Friday - it will typically be manufactured on If your are inside the US, your order will take not mean that your order has shipped. Orders will Saturday and shipped on Monday. Saturday - it will approximately 2-5 days to arrive via USPS Priority typically ship according to the schedule below. If you typically be manufactured on Tuesday and shipped mail. Orders from the West Coast generally arrive 2-3 cannot find your tracking information, check your on Wednesday. Sunday - it will typically be days after being shipped. Orders from the East Coast spam folder or check another email account you may manufactured on Tuesday and shipped on generally arrive in 3-5 days after being shipped. have used. If you still cannot find your tracking Wednesday. Orders from the Midwest can vary between 2 and 4 information, then contact us and we will assist you. days. This is only an estimate of transit time, and *These are estimates only. Your order may take actual shipping times may vary. Orders are generally manufactured according to the slightly longer to ship depending on orders in line schedule below. This can vary depending on the ahead of yours. If you are outside the US, your order will be shipped volume of orders we’re experiencing. During sales or to you via FedEx or USPS Priority Mail and should

130 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Do Mr. Hankey's Toys have a phone number and how If you notice a defect with your product, simply Am I responsible for paying import taxes or other fast do you respond to emails? contact us and we will take care of it. One of the most fees charged by my government? We manage all communication via email, to help us common mistakes that customers make is placing an Yes, the customer is responsible for paying any Value keep track of our correspondence. If you would like to order for a toy that is too big. We do not accept Added Tax (VAT), fees or other charges imposed by contact us, you can send us an email from our returns on orders where the customer has misjudged your country or jurisdiction. It is the customer's Contact & Retailers page, or email us directly at mail. the size of toy; please pay close attention to the responsibility to fulfill any taxes and fees that may be We generally respond to emails between the hours of specifications of the toy your are ordering. applied to any imported items, which are naturally 7:00am-5:00pm PST Monday through Saturday. We Specifications for each toy are listed near the bottom subject to change according to country and aim to respond within 24 hours, though you can of each toy’s product page. If you have any questions, jurisdiction. usually expect to hear from us promptly. If you are please contact us prior to placing your order. emailing us regarding an order, please include your If you do not pay taxes or fees to receive your package first and last name, and your 5-digit order number, so What are Mr. Hankey's Toys shipping costs and is levied by your country’s customs department, or that we can pull up your order. the packaging discreet? other government agency, your package may be If you are in the United States, shipping costs a flat returned to us. We do not accept refunds once your Do Mr. Hankey's Toys accept returns or refunds? $16.35 no matter how many toys you order. If you are package is shipped unless there is a defect with the Due to the nature of the products we sell, we outside the United States, shipping costs only product. Be aware that if your package is returned to unfortunately cannot take returns once your toy $29.95USD. Our packaging is very discreet, all us because you refused to pay any associated taxes or leaves our shop. You can cancel your order if it has products are shipped in a plain brown box with no fees, you will not be refunded and your item will be not been shipped. If your order has been associated return address. If you are within the US, destroyed. manufactured but not shipped, any cancelation after your order will be shipped via USPS. International that point will incur a 50% restocking fee. If your orders will be shipped via FedEx or USPS at our Do I need a PayPal account to make a purchase? order has not been manufactured at time of discretion. While we use PayPal to make things easy for our cancelation, you will incur no restocking fee and will customers, we happily accept credit or debit card, if receive a full refund. (Please see FAQ question "I you prefer those over PayPal. Placed an order and now I want to cancel it. What do I do?").

131 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com What is the difference between your "Medium Firm" We ask that all customers provide a safe location to and "75% Soft"? Can I order a softer or firmer toy? receive their package. If your location is not safe, or Hankey's Toys offers two standard levels of firmness you live in an apartment or other place where for you to choose from when selecting from the multiple people may have access to your package, we drop-down menu: “medium-firm” and “75% soft.” suggest that you add signature confirmation. You can add signature confirmation by sending us an email The best way to explain the difference is to compare immediately after placing your order. Include your our two levels of firmness to an erect penis. Our order number, name and request signature "Medium Firm" level of firmness is more similar to a confirmation. Most customers do not want signature fully erect penis while our "75% Soft" firmness is confirmation so we do not make this mandatory - you more similar to a penis that is 75-80% erect; easier to must add this to your order by emailing us if you bend and nominally more flexible. Our customers would like this option. generally report that our 75% Soft formula feels more lifelike. It really all depends on whether you prefer Unfortunately, we do not cover replacement items for chemicals, and all of our products are 100% to use on your toys on the firmer side or softer side. lost and stolen orders. However, we do offer optional delivery (once you wash them off). To view our most insurance on all our items this is located at the recent testing results, click here. bottom of any Shop page. We can, at an additional charge, make your toy softer or firmer. Simply add the Custom Firmness Option There is an oily substance on my toy, should I wash onto your cart and check out. Email us your name, What lube can I use with your toys? it before using it? order number and firmness request. We will confirm Any, even silicone. High-grade platinum silicone does Yes. One thing we do to help keep our costs lower that we have received your request. There is no need not melt when placed in contact with silicone lube or than our competitors is to not wash the toys after to contact us prior to placing your order. For a other silicone toys; this is a myth. Manufacturer's of production before they are shipped; we leave that up detailed breakdown of firmness options. platinum silicone toys who say their toys will melt to the customer. Your toy will most likely have an oily when placed in contact with other silicone toys or or greasy substance on it. This is a release agent, Do Hankey's offers signature confirmation or when used with silicone lubricants are either selling such as vaseline or similar, that is used to keep your insurance to protect orders that could be lost or something other than high grade platinum silicone, toy from adhering to the mold. This release agent is stolen after being shipped? or are not very knowledgeable. You can use any harmless but should be washed off prior to use. Our Although it’s extremely rare, the possibility does exist lubricant with any Mr. Hankey's product. materials are tested for a variety of dangerous for your package to be lost or stolen on its way to you.

132 | Mr. Hankey’s Toys Buyers Guide | MRHANKEYSTOYS.COM © Copyright 2021 Fistfy.com Are your products skin safe? Are they Do your toys vary in color or other characteristics? are handmade items and can vary slightly from one medical-grade? Yes. Since Mr. Hankey's toys are handmade, there toy to the next. The platinum silicone used in our products is made will be slight differences in appearance between toys, in the United States and certified by an independent no two toys are 100% identical. You may see slight Can your toys be heated up? laboratory to ISO 10993-10. Biological evaluation of marks or other imperfections on your toy that you Yes. Start off with two minutes in the microwave and medical devices, Part 10, tests for irritation and skin may not see on another toy. This may be due to slight adjust from there. Our silicone can be heated up to very sensitization. This does not mean that our silicone is differences with our molds, or this can be related to high temperatures, but only recommend keeping it medical grade; you should not surgically implant a our release agents, which are added to the molds and comfortably warm to avoid bodily harm. Boss Hogg Dildo into someone’s chest. What this does can create slight differences in textures between mean is that it can be placed in contact with human toys. I found a few coupon codes online, can I apply them skin with no concern of adverse reactions. For all? example, prosthetics may use this type of silicone. Our colors are hand-mixed in batches. When a batch No. You can only apply one (1) coupon code from any of color runs out, a new batch is mixed. This new outside source per order. The only coupon code that Silicone toy manufacturers do not use true color will be similar to the last batch but never you may apply multiple times are coupon codes from medical-grade silicone for toys, not the type that can identical. our homepage. Any other coupon codes are limited to be surgically implanted. In fact, most toy makers do one (1) per order, and cannot be combined with other not use a platinum silicone that is certified skin safe. Our molds may expand slightly or contract over time, outside source codes. Unless they can say it's ISO certified skin safe, they and this may cause slight variances in sizes with our really don't know. You can view our most recent toys. These differences are typically negligible. The There is a hole in the shrink wrap on my toy, is this testing results here. We routinely test our products specifications listed at the bottom or each product bad? for contaminants and/or harmful chemicals or page are for general guidance only, the actual No, your shrink wrap is just to keep off dust and dirt, substances. dimensions of your toy may vary slightly. etc. in transit but is not meant to keep your toy 'sterile' in any way. Holes are common in our shrink wrap due Do Remove-O-Balls reduce the insertable length of Toys may vary from the product photos slightly. They to the heating process. This is not a concern. You the toy? may contain small markings, colors or other should simply wash your toy after unwrapping it to Yes, by approximately one inch or less. characteristics that are not shown in the product ensure that it's cleaned before use. Any soap and water photo for various reasons. Please remember, these will do.

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