A Wonderful Quern
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umtit but in 1879. TERMS—$1.00 a Yea in Advanc3 W. H. TROXELL, Editor & Publisher. Established by SAMUEL MOTTER MARYLAND, FRIDAY, JANUARY 1, 1904 NO.83 VOL. XXV. EMMITSBURG. ABROAD. ANIMALS NEVER IDLE. POISON OF THE RATTLER. QUEER NATURAL HISTORY. THE HEART OF HUNGARY. ETIQUETTE OF WIGS. MARRIAGE LAWS A WONDERFUL QUERN as It Is Manage to Keep Very Busy Not Nearly as Dangerous t7,0,..ae Curious Eighteenth Century Care, May Complete How Breach of Promise Cases Are They Pest, Which Is Joined by a Hyphen Bald Men, With Popularly Supposed to Be. Averted In Hungary. THE NORWEGIANS EXPLAIN Without Doing Very Much. Notions About Animals. Bridges to Buda. the Illusion They Seek. HOW and Five How is it that birds and beasts man- "There is a good deal more fright Some curious specimens of folklore hears more The baldheaded wan who is not re- "There are many curious and inter- WHY THE SEA IS SALT. Situated on a river which age to pass through life without suc- about the bite of a rattlesnake than natural history are contained in a signed to his fate and who is posted on esting facts regarding the marriage and tongues than any other on its long jour- cumbing to ennui, or, at least, without there is actual danger," said a well rare book called "The Sportsman's Dic- the etiquette of wig wearing adorns and divorce laws of foreign countries," ney to the sea, feeling the influence of Magic Mill That Ground Out Riches being bored nearly to death? Animals, known physician recently. "I do not tionary," which was published 100 himself with a faithful copy of nature said R. J. Brown, who recently return- the orient as well as the occident, ex- For the Poor Brother While It as a rule, do not loaf. It is not thus mean to say that the bite of a rattler years ago. The author was evidently which simulates his preverty instead of where he made of a race whose ed from .a trip abroad, Frightened the Rich One—The Sail- that they solve the problem. Loafing is Is not a very serious thing, but I do Philistine among Philistines In his pressive of the progress her wealth, says the Chicago Tribune. a new- a study of the question. or Who Made It Grind Salt. an art which but few living creatures mean to say that this particular sort attitude toward nature. heart is young, is Pest, one of the For an artistic wig for a man is usual- "Breaches of promise are averted in understand. Lizards, crocodiles and of snake is really. not so ready or apt Of the master musician, the black- est of cities, joined by a hyphen and ly made thin or nearly bald on the There is an old fashioned Norwegian Hungary by an express declaratibn of chaprassis are the greatest authorities to 'get in his bite' as some others. bird, he says: • five bridges to Buda, one of the oldest crown, so as to allay suspicion. When folk talk that accounts in a very curious have acquired "In the first place, there Is the now all persons be no to the man's head, the civil marriage act that the relations for the salt in the sea. According on the subject. Animals -This bird is known by of capitals. Here there need the wig is adjusted way generally credited fact that the rat- the white created by a betrothal do not give the waters of the ocean the knack of making much ado about, aiid is better to be eaten than kept. strife between the sentiment that the pink scalp shows through to the story, the honest of snakes. He a nothing; they have learned to be very tler is the most being much sweeter to the palate whim ancient building net of foundation at the crown, thus right to command the conclusion of were not always salt. But long ago would preserve an busy without doing anything. This ac- doesn't 'pick a fight.' He doesn't lay dead and well roasted than to the ear some- leaving a modest suggestion of bald- marriage, but if either party with- there were two brothers living away and the enterprise that would put complishinent obviously differs from in wait for any one. He w-on't run sings. about three months ness. This is the first principle of the engagement without up in the northland. One was very while living; thing more serviceable in its place. In draws from an which ani- away, of course, for he is a plucky rep- hia wearing—claim too lit- and the otheewas very poor. One that of loafing. It is one in the year, or four at most, though much the same way that one may have etiquette of wig just reasons he or she is bound to rich, tile, but he will curl up and give you nature's had herds of cattle and flocks mals have brought to perfection and song is worth nothing, but if he be portraits of his ancestors hung on the tle rather than too much of compensation to the extent of brother from those rattles of grant poor of which many human beings, chiefly a fair warning taught to whistle he is of some value, house, without covering. of fat mountain sheep, while the walls of a steam heated the outlay incurred. Divorce in the women, are very able exponents. There his before he attempts to strike. I re- being very loud, though coarse." What the This principle is carried to a refine- one had just about nothing at all ex- interfering with the utilities, so English sense does not exist, but the Is overhead a wasp busily exploring member once in the west finding a rat- ment of perfection by the man who can cept a wife and ever so many children. an ear and mind! Magyar from a comfortable chair In courts can decree the personal separa- holes in the trunk of a tree. Why tler just ahead of ray horse's fore feet. story of the squirrel afford the luxury of buying several One Christmas eve there was nothing the And here is a his cafe, while he listens to stock ex- tion of a married couple without dis- he does this he probably does not know; I had no weapon of any sort,' so I it of the seventeenth wigs, for he may then meke the tran- In the house for them to eat, and the with the ring in change quotations or tile opera over the solving the bonds of matrimony. he has no time to stop and think. He rode on, passing within a few inches eighteenth century. sition from baldness to a semblance of poor man's wife said to her husband: even more than the telephone, may look across the Danube curious law prevailing in France content to explore away as of the reptile. The snake was curled self cover a space of two or "A "If I had a rich brother, as you have, is quite It reminds one of the hares of Izaak at the monuments of the Hungarian his former being married and ready for my horse in case the an- the de- provides that before go and ask him for something though his life depended upon it. Five Walton, that changed their sexes once past. On our part we should have a three years and thus comelete I would as we did noth- children of a family, although over Tomoe- times within the last six minutes he imal side stepped, but a year: were the com- ception, which is the aim of all wearers for these poor children to eat. parallel if Washington age, shall seek in respectful and form- his. minutely inspected every portion ing of that sort we were allowed to what is reported of them be true -1 of wigs. row will be Christmas day, /Ind there mercial metropolis as well as the cap al terms the advice of their father and of the same hole. All his labor is use-- pass in peace. of the squirrel A cardinal point in the etiquette of Is not a crust of bread in the house." the aduairable'cunning ital and we moved the heights of Ar- mother. It makes no difference, how- less, in a sense; without it, however, "Again, the truth is that the poison we commonly wig wearing is that one should not So lie went to his brother mind told 'swears in her (o-here lington farther down the Potomac and ever, whether the consent of parents is the wasp would in all probability die of the raStler does not get into the be speci- wear his wig in bed. It is not proper. him how much they needed his help. use 'his' when the sex need not crowned them with Liberty hall, Cas- given, for the couple can be married a of ennui. The wasp is not an isolated wound inflicted by the fangs in the 'ben swim- Some, either from motives of extreme The rich man gave him a nice flitch of fied our ancestors often used tle William and Old South church. month after under any circumstances. case. Most animals are experts at frit- average human being. For the aver- vanity or from an unwillingness to bacon and told him to go to an old ma- ming or passing over a river, for when In other European cities where an old This is also the case in the Nether- tering away time; they spend much age human being nowadays is clothed, to do shock the delicate sotbilities of their gician who lived somewhere in the she is constrained by hunger so municipal site adjoins a modern, lands.