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EDITORIAL LETTER I! I Journalism can be a dirty game, especially when the calendar Scholastic is back on your Thursday night dinner table this week with an issue that will I starts to draw nearer to election day. Since the beginnings of hopefully wake you up to what's going on around you this week. We're bringing you articles i newspaper journalism, politicians have sought to have their views which we hope will interest, enlighten and entertain. and their characters portrayed in the most favorable manner pos Our cover story this week details the rise of the Notre Dame men's soccer team, and gives sible. This is to be expected. Politicians are, after all, nothing else some insights into how they may fare this season. Writer Katie Medeiros brings you the if not representatives of opinion, and they will always seek to make history oCour now nationally ranked squad. their own opinions heard more clearly than anyone else's. Unfor Of major interest to most students will be this;week's campus life report by Allyson tunately, since the media have become the most prevalent means of Grippando. This story covers the activities of the task force to Stop Underage Drinking and transmitting the positions of candidates, its influence has become a , Sales in South Bend (SUDS). So far this year, SUDS has made numerous arrests and tried crucial factor in most elections. to intimidate many students. This story will hopefully bring to light some of the questions It is the task of an "independent" newspaper to ensure that news which such police activity raises. articles covering candidates and their campaigns reflect as little bias Dear Editor, In news, writer Laura Kroner previews a speech by Stewart Udall. Mr. Udall is the former as possible. Most editors realize that what they cover is just as Secretary of the Interior under President John F. Kennedy. His address will be part of a important as how they cover it. Editors can introduce bias into their conference on environmental ethics in business. This address will, among other things, papers indirectly in this manner. The dirty part of this is that readers bring to light the environmental progress (or attempts at it) by several major corporations. may not notice that they are receiving information through the bias. I enjoyed Ian Mitchell's news commentary about his attempt to This is good election year stuff that you should pay attention to ..:. Scholastic would like to urge its readers to take its news with a survey the board of trustees and the resulting run-around he received For those of you who couldn't get,to the U2 shows in Chicago last week, Entertainment grain of salt. We are not infallible, and neither is The Observer. All from various offices within the administration (September 10). Editor J. Bradley Keck (don't ask what the J. stands for) compiled four different accounts of us have different political inclinations. If your news seems to Moreover, his profile of Andrew J. McKenna, if not exactly reve of the show. Kudos to the writers for their entertaining accounts, which get away from the have a particular slant to it, then write back and let us know. Be sure latory in terms of what Mr. McKenna had to say, is a good example standard format of concert reviews. , to keep us honest. of the kind of reporting Scholastic should be doing. I was far more Also in this issue are stories by Nik Mathews (on the upcoming Purdue game), Joseph We would like to help keep The Observer neutral in its reporting interested in reading about what was on the minds of trustees than Laur (a humorous look at the conversion of Pangborn Hall) and Chris Lenko (a feature on and hope that they do the same for us. You mayor may not have under the ,skirts of the Irish Guard. Notre Dame's new foreign study program in Santiago, Chile). noticed a definite pro-life slant to some of the news coverage run , , New this week are cartoons by freshman Dave Kellett, which we hope you'll enjoy. With after Clinton's speech. Specifically, we noticed that the news Administration paranoia, particularly when it comes to the cam any luck, Mr. Kellett will be gracing our pages fora long time. Although the panels don't article, "Clinton speech stresses Catholic service, values" of Sep pus press, spans decades of university history. Some of it, no doubt, have a title as yet, the humorin them is definitely along the lines of ''The Far Side" and other tember 14 had a pro-life slant, so much so thatit' s debatable whether may be justified by certain (and, I believe, rare) instances of "one-liner" cartoons, but a bit more direct. Check it out for yourself -1 shouldn't have to the article shouid have been called "news." "News commentary" misquotation or misleading contexts. Aside from the delusion that explain it to you! ' may have been more appropriate. TheObserver 's editors also found these sorts of things don't happen - or happen less often - in oUr And don 't forget about ourregularfeatures. You mayor may not have noticed the addition it necessary to make coverage of the pro-life protesters outside society, what can be truly frustrating about the ad'ministration is that of the WVFI Top Ten to the Entertainmen.t section. We thought this was a good addition Stepan almost as much of an issue as Clinton's actual presence (one this paranoia invariably masquerades as paternalism. No doubt to the department - it should give you a way to keep up on what people in the know are half page of coverage alone was dedicated to them, as compared to someone within the administration wanted to see MitcheWs survey playing. At least every other week, albums will feature a description (wittily penned by 'VFI approximately one tOtal page for reports on Clinton's speech). to see that he was doing it "right" or to offer "helpful" suggestions. assistant music director Joe Cannon) so that you know what this stuff is about. Of course, Again this week, Ob~erver editors betrayed their status as an But Mitchell had already decided what he 'wanted to do and how he the best way to figure out what any of the albums in the Top Ten sound like would be to tum "independent" publication somewhat by the poll run on page four of wanted to do it. The sad part about this is that the university on WVFI, and hear them for yourself ... but don't tell anyone that I made such a logical the September 22 ,edition. While the poll appeared to be well indirectly frustrates the person~l creativity and energies of one of its suggestion. ' , thought-out and well-executed, the phrasing of some of the ques~ students when it tries to co-opt or channel them. As usual, On Other Campuses brings you goofball news from around the nation, the Gipp tions leaves little doubt as to the political ,position of the editorial', gripes about gettting ripped off (again) in CampusWatch and J. Bradley Keck (there he is ,bo~d. Specifically, the questions, "Is Clinton's draft status im When each successive student-generated reportto the trustees is again) lets you know what's going on about town and in the entertainment industry in "Out portant to your decision?" and "Does Clinton's pro-choice stance lauded (as they always are), but never acted upon, someone like , Of Bounds." Don't forget our pull-out calendar when you're looking for something to do affect your decision?" reveal a definite anti-Clinton bias. No such Mitchell should have the right to wonder why and to pursue an this weekend. questions were raised about the other candidate. The phrasing of the answer to the best of his abilities. The active mistrust of these efforts , In all; we have a good issue for you this week. Enjoy it. We'd love it if you w~uld let us , questions is far from neutral: One might hiiVe done better to ask, does not speak well of the university at all. know how we're doi,ng. Write us at 303 LaFortune, or call us at 239-7569. , "Does theissue of abortion influence your voting?" and "Would a David J. Holsinger candida~'s past military record affect your vote?" Finally, you noted at the end of Mitchell's commentary that his Executive Editor 'Last week, Scholastic published a political commentary by Ex opinions did 'not necessarily reflect those of Scholastic. Just which ecutiveEditor David Holsinger which was somewhat slanted in views, in a publication free of any editorials, are you writing about? favor of candidate Clinton's policy proposals. Unlike The Observer, ScholJ15tic iSpubliShd wukly Ihroughoullk school 'Jtd. Reproduc· ScholJ15tic us honest if we aren't. lion it. who~ or in'pari wilhoul wrlll." pmnission is prohibiled. Worlu ... Onla Nol,. DIl1Tft, IN 46556 ·Scholastic 2 SCHOLASTIC 'SEPTEMBER 24, 1992 3 , . i . ~). ~' . . ._ -:-...... _'

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nile who had passed out. Although the of the Turtle Creek staff." the way out - those without ID had to take officers were obviously present at the com After raiding Turtle Creek, the officers a breathalizer. Brad's breathalyzer regis plex, students continued to drink openly in proceeded to Campus View and found sev tered .10 which warranted him a ticket for S.U.D.S. cracks down front of the police. Undercover officers eral parties just beginning. Most, if not all, minor consumption of alcohol. Unsure of of the high school students fled when the on Notre Dame police arrived as they are more familiar with S.U.D.S. operations and knew that the force drinking as seventy was in the area. Upon arriving at the com plex, officers claimed to have found beer one students are cans strewn about the ground and individu arrested for minor als carrying and attempting to conceal alco holic beverage containers. consumption of Following plainclothes officers who veri fied that an open party was taking place, alcohol members of the Task Force entered a party ashed and requested that all those twenty-one or older show identification and leave. All of the minors present at the party had to take an Off-campus apartment Alco-Sensor test to determine blood alcohol content then were cited and released. John complexes cooperate Wilson, manager and part owner of CampiIs with police to stop View Apartments, explained that "Friday Up night was a very difficult situation. Very, underage drinking from the Indiana Excise Police were then very seldom we have had raids from what his future holds, he must first attend a dispatched t6 find the parties, which they S.U.D.S. We are very cooperative and we meeting for pre-trial diversion during which did easily, arid close to thirty-five arrests very much want to work with them." the general procedure will be sketched out were made with several kegs of beer con Brad·, an on-campus student, received a for him. by Allyson Grippando two weeks ago at Turtle Creek and Campus ing to a call from a private security firm fiscated. According to the police reports, citation at Campus View that Friday night . The police first entered the party in View Apartments on the Friday night before working at Turtle Creek, S.U,D.S. officers many students could apparently see police while inside a second floor apartment party. plainclothes and since no one was really A ccordingto the University Committee the Michigan football game. First respond- arrived at the complex to aid a female juve- in a staging area but still made no attempts When the officers entered the party they told monitoring the door, they assumed the party on the Responsible Use of Alcohol, to stop consumption ... The police said the everyone to leave and show identification on was "open" and that they could, therefore, 1984, cited in DuLac, "It is the conviction as management at·· . enter and raid it Brad of the university that drunkenness and pub Turtle· Cre~k· said about . the inci- . lic intoxication are unacceptable." Accord was very. coop dent: "1 found it sur-· ing to the St. Joseph County Police,71 stu erative with prising that I could dents, predominantly from Notre Dame, St them. Claire just be sitting in a Mary's and local high schools, received Myers, resident party at Campus citations for contributing to the delinquency manager there, View and be suscep of minors and minor consumption of alcohol affirmed that tible to a breathalizer . at off-campus parties Friday, September II, from a· police officer 1992. "Turtle Cre.ek Apartments and a citation for un For almost as long as students have been will continue to derage drinking;" . attending the University of Notre Dame, work with the Two other Notre underage consumption ofalcohol has been a South Bend Po Dame students also popular issue of debate, and since 1986 lice; S.U.D.S. faced citation at the members of the South Bend Police, St. Jo and the Univer same party that night seph County Police, Indiana State Police sity of Notre but instead chose to . and Indiana Excise Police have combined Dame in acom present the officers forces to counter the off-campus underage bined effort to with false identifica drinking problem. stop underaged tion. Since both Under the acronym S.U.D.S., the task drinking. Each women possess con force to Stop Underage Drinkiitg and Sales student's wel Scholastic file photo vincingIDs, they felt has centered its attentioQon off-campus DuLac extenslv~IY outl~nes the university alcohol policy. The university fare is a pri that the conse bars, liquor stores and parties. The most adheres to Indiana Criminal Laws concerning alcohol, and it requires The university reserves the right to enter a private rClom for the purpose of first-year students to attend a drug and alcohol awareness meeting. mary concern enforcing the alcohol policy. It also restricts the use of alcoholic beverages to· quences of neit show- widely publicized raid took place almost behind closed doors; no alcohol is allowed In the corridors.

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ing identification out partment, the use of false or al weighed the risks involved tered identification falls under in using a fake. The IDs the category of Class C misde worked, and they were meanors, which ar~ punishable able to leave the party by up to 60 days injail and up to freely. a $500 fine. Using altered iden Another on-campus stu tification and supplying it are dent who received a cita two different things. Whereas tion for a relatively low using false identification is blood alcohol content ex considered a Class C infraction pressed irritation at being and no jail time accompanies ticketed, "I just think po the violation, supplying afalse lice officers are not dealing ID constitutes an actual miSde- with the right problems . meanor accompanied by po they should be dealing tential jail. time. Falsely in with in the town. Instead of forming a police officer by dealing with the drug claiming to be of age could be problem and the inuggings considered a Class B misde and beatings of students, meanor, punishable by up to they are making their top six months in jail and a fine up priority underage consumption," he said. will enter a private residence room for the to $1000. The penalties do not vary depend lectures to universities and business audi Not only concerned with the high rates of purpose of enforcing Indiana laws if drink ing on the type of identification in posses ronmental issues. by Laura Kr()ner ences on topics relating to the ecological violent crime and the drug problems that ing in such a room becomes public in any sion. Whether the license is real or manufac According to Williams, these are some of revolution. plague the South Bend area, these StUdents way. No alcoholic beverages may be carried tured, the violation would still be considered he deterioration of the environment is the companies who have put forth the Author of the best selling novels, The feel that members of the Task Force are in open containers in the corridors or any a Class C misdemeanor. . T one of the biggest problems facing greatest effort and, therefore, made the Quiet Crisis and Next Generation, Udall contradicting their expressed concerns with other public area of the residence halls, and Most first-time offenders are gi ven Americans today. The Notre Dame Center greatest strides toward a solution. For ex asserted the proposition that "men must drinking and driving because they told alcoholic beverages may only be served in pre-trial diversion, a program in which the for Ethics and Religious Values in Business ample, McDonald's switched from the tra grasp completely the relationship between people to leave the party and even sent stu the social rooms of university residence minor may receive a fine, community' ser is sponsoring a conference entitled "Busi ditional styrofoam wrappings for sand human stewardship and the fullness of the dents home after ticketing. them without halls following strict regulations. Strict vice and probation instead of a direct sen ness Leadership in the Envirorimental Cri wiches to a biodegradable paper wrapper,· American earth. We can misuse the land and worrying about transporta tence. Other Class C misde sis" to inform students of the problems and less harmful to the environment. Each of the diminish the usefulness of resources, or we tion. Gloria, one of the women meanors include possession, some steps that are being taken to reverse the five companies will make 45 minute pre can create a world in which physical afflu who left the party with ID, consumption. and public trans harmful trends. sentations stating their efforts to improve the ence and affluence of the spirit go hand in . expressed the common senti portation of. alcoholic' bever The conference will be held at the Center environmental situation. hand." ment: "It just seems that ages by a minor. for Continuing Education. It opens at 9 a.m. After each presentation, a panel of three Among the. other experts scheduled to they're out to get us rather than The problems of two weeks on Monday, September 28, and meetings respondents will have 45 minutes to conduct speak are Jack Lorenz, executive director of being concerned with our wel ago and the continuing fear of a run until noon of the next day. a discussion. The panel members will spell the Izaak Walton League;' Rev. TheodoreM. fare." S,U.D.S. raid are very real is Free to the public, it is slated to address the out what each company is still doing wrong Hesburgh, C.S .C., the university's president The University. of Notre sues that Notre Dame students concerns of protecting both American busi and what further improvements should be emeritus; and Patrick Noonan, chairman and Dame extensively outlines its face when they decide to go off ness interests and the environment. Ac made. Williams feels that this conference chief executive officer of the Conservation 1 alcohol policy and regulations campus and consume alcohol. cording to many experts, businesses must will be unique in "bringing together major t i in DuLac. All freshman are Both sides view each other as a take the first big step in dealing with envi business leaders and key consumer advo Fund. i By attending the conferences, Williams i required to attend meetings on problem that needs to be dealt . ronmental problems. cates to talk together." feels that "students will get insight and learn the drug and alcohol policy of with, and tensions will continue Rev. OliverF. Williams, C.S.C.,associate Williams said a highlight of the confer what's left to be done." He deemed it an Notre Dame and all changes in to build raids and citations for provost, associate professor of management ence will bea speech madeby Stewart Udall, as opportunity to receive free information frolB the policy from year to year are minor consumption build . and codirector of the center said the con the former Secretary of the Interior, at 7:30 experts on one of today' s biggest problems . actively identified for the up Most students view S.U.D.S. as ference will look into "how corporate p.m. Monday. Termed by Williams as "the and said that attending the conference would perclassmen. Adherence to Indiana Crimi regulations are also outlined fortailgaters more of the problem than a solution. In the America can take a leading role in solving grandfather of the environmental move be beneficial to any Notre Dame student. nal Law regarding the consumption, distri and other outdoor gatherings and off-cam words of a women who left Campus View the environmental problem.:' To further ment," Udall will present an overview of the According to Williams, "No one of us can bution, sales, supplying and providing of pus events sponsored by student organiza that Friday night after presenting ID, "Bust examine this statement, five major corpo movement as well as past accomplishments solve the environmental problem; however, alcoholic beverages must be maintained by tions or university housing facilities. Above ing parties is not going to stop underage rations - 3M (Minnesota Mining and and expectations for the future. any student, student organization or univer- all, DuLac stresses compliance with Indi drinking. If they think it is, they're living in . Manufacturing Company), The Appointed by President John F. Kennedy, . everyone should find some way to act.': . sity housing facility. ana Criminal Law in any situation involving a dream world." 0 McDonald's Corporation, Indiana-Michi Udall served as the 37th Secretary of the Each of us needs to get involved - join an . Building upon that principle, the alcohol the consumption of alcohol by students. gan Power Company, International Paper Interior for eight years during the adminis environmental group, participate in a cam policy goes on, stating that the university According to the South Bend Police De- • Students names have been ~hanged. and Texaco Inc - have been invited to trations of hoth President Kennedy and paign to recycle or simply attend and learn discuss their progress in dealing with envi- President Lyndon B. Johnson. Today Udall from the conference. 0

6 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 24, 1992 7 NEWS ing identification out partment, the use of false or al weighed the risks involved tered identification falls under in using a fake. The IDs the category of Class C misde worked, and they were meanors, which ar~ punishable able to leave the party by up to 60 days injail and up to freely. a $500 fine. Using altered iden Another on-campus stu tification and supplying it are dent who received a cita two different things. Whereas tion for a relatively low using false identification is blood alcohol content ex considered a Class C infraction pressed irritation at being and no jail time accompanies ticketed, "I just think po the violation, supplying afalse lice officers are not dealing ID constitutes an actual miSde- with the right problems . meanor accompanied by po they should be dealing tential jail. time. Falsely in with in the town. Instead of forming a police officer by dealing with the drug claiming to be of age could be problem and the inuggings considered a Class B misde and beatings of students, meanor, punishable by up to they are making their top six months in jail and a fine up priority underage consumption," he said. will enter a private residence room for the to $1000. The penalties do not vary depend lectures to universities and business audi Not only concerned with the high rates of purpose of enforcing Indiana laws if drink ing on the type of identification in posses ronmental issues. by Laura Kr()ner ences on topics relating to the ecological violent crime and the drug problems that ing in such a room becomes public in any sion. Whether the license is real or manufac According to Williams, these are some of revolution. plague the South Bend area, these StUdents way. No alcoholic beverages may be carried tured, the violation would still be considered he deterioration of the environment is the companies who have put forth the Author of the best selling novels, The feel that members of the Task Force are in open containers in the corridors or any a Class C misdemeanor. . T one of the biggest problems facing greatest effort and, therefore, made the Quiet Crisis and Next Generation, Udall contradicting their expressed concerns with other public area of the residence halls, and Most first-time offenders are gi ven Americans today. The Notre Dame Center greatest strides toward a solution. For ex asserted the proposition that "men must drinking and driving because they told alcoholic beverages may only be served in pre-trial diversion, a program in which the for Ethics and Religious Values in Business ample, McDonald's switched from the tra grasp completely the relationship between people to leave the party and even sent stu the social rooms of university residence minor may receive a fine, community' ser is sponsoring a conference entitled "Busi ditional styrofoam wrappings for sand human stewardship and the fullness of the dents home after ticketing. them without halls following strict regulations. Strict vice and probation instead of a direct sen ness Leadership in the Envirorimental Cri wiches to a biodegradable paper wrapper,· American earth. We can misuse the land and worrying about transporta tence. Other Class C misde sis" to inform students of the problems and less harmful to the environment. Each of the diminish the usefulness of resources, or we tion. Gloria, one of the women meanors include possession, some steps that are being taken to reverse the five companies will make 45 minute pre can create a world in which physical afflu who left the party with ID, consumption. and public trans harmful trends. sentations stating their efforts to improve the ence and affluence of the spirit go hand in . expressed the common senti portation of. alcoholic' bever The conference will be held at the Center environmental situation. hand." ment: "It just seems that ages by a minor. for Continuing Education. It opens at 9 a.m. After each presentation, a panel of three Among the. other experts scheduled to they're out to get us rather than The problems of two weeks on Monday, September 28, and meetings respondents will have 45 minutes to conduct speak are Jack Lorenz, executive director of being concerned with our wel ago and the continuing fear of a run until noon of the next day. a discussion. The panel members will spell the Izaak Walton League;' Rev. TheodoreM. fare." S,U.D.S. raid are very real is Free to the public, it is slated to address the out what each company is still doing wrong Hesburgh, C.S .C., the university's president The University. of Notre sues that Notre Dame students concerns of protecting both American busi and what further improvements should be emeritus; and Patrick Noonan, chairman and Dame extensively outlines its face when they decide to go off ness interests and the environment. Ac made. Williams feels that this conference chief executive officer of the Conservation 1 alcohol policy and regulations campus and consume alcohol. cording to many experts, businesses must will be unique in "bringing together major t i in DuLac. All freshman are Both sides view each other as a take the first big step in dealing with envi business leaders and key consumer advo Fund. i By attending the conferences, Williams i required to attend meetings on problem that needs to be dealt . ronmental problems. cates to talk together." feels that "students will get insight and learn the drug and alcohol policy of with, and tensions will continue Rev. OliverF. Williams, C.S.C.,associate Williams said a highlight of the confer what's left to be done." He deemed it an Notre Dame and all changes in to build raids and citations for provost, associate professor of management ence will bea speech madeby Stewart Udall, as opportunity to receive free information frolB the policy from year to year are minor consumption build . and codirector of the center said the con the former Secretary of the Interior, at 7:30 experts on one of today' s biggest problems . actively identified for the up Most students view S.U.D.S. as ference will look into "how corporate p.m. Monday. Termed by Williams as "the and said that attending the conference would perclassmen. Adherence to Indiana Crimi regulations are also outlined fortailgaters more of the problem than a solution. In the America can take a leading role in solving grandfather of the environmental move be beneficial to any Notre Dame student. nal Law regarding the consumption, distri and other outdoor gatherings and off-cam words of a women who left Campus View the environmental problem.:' To further ment," Udall will present an overview of the According to Williams, "No one of us can bution, sales, supplying and providing of pus events sponsored by student organiza that Friday night after presenting ID, "Bust examine this statement, five major corpo movement as well as past accomplishments solve the environmental problem; however, alcoholic beverages must be maintained by tions or university housing facilities. Above ing parties is not going to stop underage rations - 3M (Minnesota Mining and and expectations for the future. any student, student organization or univer- all, DuLac stresses compliance with Indi drinking. If they think it is, they're living in . Manufacturing Company), The Appointed by President John F. Kennedy, . everyone should find some way to act.': . sity housing facility. ana Criminal Law in any situation involving a dream world." 0 McDonald's Corporation, Indiana-Michi Udall served as the 37th Secretary of the Each of us needs to get involved - join an . Building upon that principle, the alcohol the consumption of alcohol by students. gan Power Company, International Paper Interior for eight years during the adminis environmental group, participate in a cam policy goes on, stating that the university According to the South Bend Police De- • Students names have been ~hanged. and Texaco Inc - have been invited to trations of hoth President Kennedy and paign to recycle or simply attend and learn discuss their progress in dealing with envi- President Lyndon B. Johnson. Today Udall from the conference. 0

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This week's edition of CampusWatch is so than the 60 cents which the university College Life in dedicated entirely to pointing out the many currently extorts from its thirsty students. , GRAD STUDENTS ways the University of Notre Dam~ has The Gipp estimates that he himself would AVERT THE BIG ONE found to rip off its students. (picky grammar save $1.40 a week if the price were reduced. people, please note the proper use of the This means an extra $18 per semester, or "its" without the apostrophe.) We're sure approximately the price of one piece of The most whined-about institution of South America that you areall shocked and appalled to learn paper at the bookstore. ritual extortion and naked capitalism on this that the university might do something of One could extrapolate this even further. If campus is without a doubt. the Hammes® this nature, but yes, dear readers, you may be only half of the students on campus bought Notre Dame Bookstore. Students have long getting cheated out of more than just your one can of pop every day, this would mean found this evil edifice to be a source of anger pocket change. that the university makes about $800 a and an explanation for their lack of pocket daymore than it should. Of course,learning cash. The Gipp, himself has taken on a New International Study Program opened in Chile crusade against this gang of thieves on more THE WEASELS GO than one occasion, and this week is no dif-' 'POP!' ferent ' Reliable sources tell us that graduate students in other departments have similar 800 number organizations as well. Readers, ' The frrst report of this week's special "all this bears investigation! Help us undermine Fortunately, with the arrival of the scandal" edition has probably hurt you the bookstore and tell us of any cheaper book by Chris Lenko university's newest foreign study prograin, harder than you would think. An observant sources that might be out there! n a warm, sunny morning, early in the disenchantedDomers no longer have to con- Cru:npu.sWatcher pointed out that all of the O fall semester, Notre Dame's campus sider an action as drastic as leaving the pop machines on campus. charge 60. cents As always, if you have a hot tip for the could serve as the background for a Norman university to make it through the winter, per'can. Acrack team of Scholastic inves Gipp, send it to 303 Lafortune, or call our Rockwell painting. Smiling students carry- months. tigators discovered ,that the average can of friendly answering machine at 239-7569. ing books are seen racing to their classes, The International Study Program in carbonated fizzy drink costs 17 cents whole soccer and frisbee games abound on the Santiago, Chile, allows students the oppor- sale: 'Even if one were to buy pop at a quads and young couples in love hold hands tunity to study in a sub-tropical climate and grocery store for $5 a case, a can costs only KEEP THOSE BLASTED as they watch the last rays of the setting sun take advantage of a wide variety of course 21 cents. )3uthere's the real kiclcer: Notre disappears behind ivy covered buildings. In offerings at the Pontifica Universidad Dame's vending machines are not rented out CRITTERS OUT! September all is well at Notre Dame. With Catolica (PUC), one of the most prestigious to an independent company but owned and midterms too far off to be a reality and the universities in South America. maintained by· the university itself. "Rev ,excitement of fo()tball games energizing the Participants in the program can elect to em,les," according to a sticker on the ma campus on weekends, there are fewer places study abroad for either the fall or the spring chines, "are used to assist in educational that a Domer would rather be than South semester of their sophomore or junior year, p'ursuits~" Ken Osgood Bend, Indiana. or they can choose to take classes in Think about this one for a minute. Rev Beverage machines on campus are Usually by the time Februaryrolls around, Santiago for the full academic year. draining students of too much cash. enues from students' own pocket money is however, winter has reared its ugly head, Because Chile is south of the equator, fall going, towards educating them. Why stress and exhaustion have setjn and many semester begins in March and ends in June, doesn't the university lower the price of pop to scam money this well is the reason that all students becomesmnewhat disillusioned ' and, winter sessions run from August about 20 cents a can (which stillleaves them of us came here in thefrrstplace, isn't it? We, with life under the Golden Dome. The thrill through November. enough to cover their overhead, we think) should all try to follow the fine example of of eating Yo~cream three times a day has StudentS can take courses inmost areas of and let us decide for ourselves how to use the naked profit-seeking set by our university. The Gipp's. ever-vigilant staff photgrapher long worn· off, and. the prospect of hiking, study: humanities, the social sciences; busi- money that we're spending? How many of "Lettuce serve you," read the plates on the found this set of instructions on a dryer at an through three feet of snow to get to an eight L-______.....,.. ____-' ness administration, economics; the fine arts us would gripe about paying .40 cents per vending machines. "Lettuce have our off-campus laundromat. p'C1ock class is enough to make any student .Theseal of the Pontiflcla Unlversldad 'and natural sciences. ,., c~? This is a reasonable price, much more money back/'says the Gipper. transfer to the University of Hawaii. Catolica In Santiago; Chile. . Candidates should be forewarned that all

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creative programs for Those who are interested in taking advan can spend the evening chatting with the lo franchise, although no self-respecting na the poor, and'they will tage of the program's opportunities but cals and dancing the queca, Chile's national tive would ever be caught dead eating in that be able to internct with BOLIVIA hesitate to travel to a third world country for dance, to live music. establishment Chilean students to ex a semester have nothing to fear. Students Santiago is also known for its culinary The cost of studying in Chile is $6,985.for perience the impacts of will be placed with middle one semester or $13,000 for poverty and underde class families who live in the year-long academic pro velopment in the na brick houses similar to those gram. Included in this fee are tion; bile would expect to find in all academic and program ex According to Father' the suburbs of South~Bend. penses, round-trip airfare, ac Don McNeil, director ',Classes are held at the commodation ~nd meals and of the Center for Social university's downtown cam all books and supplies. Concerns, it is this op pus, which is easily acces Interested students who portunity to work di sible by subway, and candi missed the information ses rectly with the Chilean dates can rest assured that the sion are encouraged to contact people and become in city is full of exciting places the International Study Pro volved in service-ori to visit. grams office at 239-5882. en ted projects that Santiago is a modern, Applications for the fall se make the Santiago thriving metropolis of four mester are due on October 15, program unique. million people with art gal Father Don McNeil and the deadline for spring se The idea of learning leries, museums, shopping mester applications is Decem Nuria Alsina J., the Director of International Programs, more about a third centers and parks. For enter ber 1. and her assistant at the university. world country through tainment there is an abun~ Handing in a completed hands-on experience dance of theaters, movies and application does not commit is what attracted junior nightclubs to explore. Another alternative delights .. Students can sample casuela, torta any student to involvement in the program, Michelle Borbe to the that is popular with the trendy college de mil hojas or local fruit ice milk, the Chil so if interested, drop by the International program. "I'm excited crowd are the penas, coffee houses where, ean equivalent of Yo-cream. For the less Study offices and pick up a form; come by the chance to work for the equivalent of ten dollars, two people adventurous, Santiago has one McDonald's January you might be glad you did. 0 with the peasants and villagers in South America. None of the ~cli1liJ other study programs 1§1ij. SUBWAY Has A Sandwich allow students to be- Father Don McNeil. come directly in- A View of Santiago from San Cristobal Hill. volved with the people and culture of the For ANY SizeAppetite!!! classes are taught in Spanish, so students country," she said. com;idering applying might want to brush up Other interested students who attended an • Big Appetites: on their verb conjugating skills or catch information session on September 15 ech CLight Appetites: some TV shows on the multicultural channel oed her sentiments: . 6 Inch Meatball Sub 6 Foot Party Sub every once in a while. Father Tim Scully, who conducted the Students will earn between 12 and 18 meeting, emphasized that there is no time credits per semester, and these credits will like the present to visit Chile. "1 think this is fulfill university requirements and be calcu the most exciting opportunity open to under lated in the student's GPA. graduates interested in studying the pressing While studying in Chile, participants will problems of development and democracy. have the option to enroll in a seminar pro Chile is a laboratory of social science and gram. This coUrse, open to both American innovation, and 'to experience firsthand the and Chilean students, is worth three aca unfolding of this new democracy is an un demic credits and allows the student to di precedented opportunity." rectly explore the'dynamics of an underde- ,Other advantages students will gain from veloped country at work. ' the program include becoming fully bilin The course will focus on poverty as it gual and having the~hance to watch the relates to aspects of psychology, sociology, water in the toilet bowl swirl in the opposite • SR 23 At Ironwood government and theology. Studen~ 'will direction, due to Chile's position in the speak with those involved in implementing Southern hemisphere. • US 31 N (By North Village Mall)

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Movie: "Real Genius," 8:00 and 10:30 Movie: "Lethal Weapon 3,"8:00 & Movie: "Lethal Weapon 3," 8:00 & .No events scheduled. Film: "Rear Window," 7:00 p.m., Snite, p.m., Cushing Auditorium, $2. 10:30 p.m., Cushing Auditoriwn, $2. 10:30 p.m., CuShing Auditoriwn, $2. $2. Lecture: "Border Pedagogy: Cultural . FUm: "Mediterraneo," 7:30 & 9:45 FUm: "Mediterraneo," 7:30 & 9:45 p.m., Film: "Citizen Kane," 9:00 p.m., Snite, p.m., Sni~, $2. Differences and the Politics of Hope," Snite, $2. $2. 4:00 p.m., Hesburgh Library Auditorium. Workshop: "Border Pedagogy: Meeting: Alcoholics Anonymous, 9:30 Lecture: "What It Means to Be a His .Seminar: "Framed or Be Framed: The Cultural Differet:JCeS and the Pol1tics of a~m., Multipurpose Room, esC. . panic Role Mode!," 8:00 p.m;, Hesburgh U.S. Peace Movement, the Media and Hope," 11:00 a.m., Foster Room. FootbaU: Notre Dame vs. Purdue, 12:35 Library Auditorium. National Security Debates," 12: 15p.m:, 'Forum: "Aging and Ethics: A Busi- p.~., Notre Dalne Stadium. M0 nday . 28 RoolIl 103, Hesburgh Center. ness and Economics Perspective," . Cruise: SpOnsored by the Senior Class, 12: 15 p.m., R~ 124, esC. FUm: "Extraordinary Adventures of Mr. Wednesday 30 in the Land of 7:00 4:25 p.m.., Meet at Main Circle, $25. Lecture: "Proust et les Metamorphoses west the'Bolshev~," Performance: Jim Wand, Hypnotist, p.m., Snite, $2. MalIS: Sesquicentennial Mass, 5:QO p.m., duo Gout," 4:30 p.m., Room 'JJ)7, 8:00 p.m., Hesburgh Library Audito FUm: Sacred Heart Basilica. DeBartolo Hall. . "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," rium,$3; , CODvocatlon: Sesquicentennial 9:00 p.m., Snite, $2'. . Convocation, 2:30 p.m., Room 101, Soccer: Notre Dame Women vs. Portland, DeBartolo. 3:00 p.m., Alumni Field. Cross Country: Men's Cross Country National Catholic Invitational, 4: 15 P.Ill., Burke Memorial GOlf Course. Cross Country: Women's Cross . Country National Catholic Invitational, . 5:00 p.m., Burke Memorial Golf Course. ,..•....•.•..•..••.••. ·.Sd(jttSahle·'TIl~~~::~·;·· Soccer: Notre Dame Women vs. Duke, ,.' " .. 29i~583"_< .< 7:30 p.m.,Alumni Field. ',' .","

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:1',' start, but behind' it is a successful 1991 watching him this year, because he can be a Oates' combination of strength and speed "Our overall goal is to become the best season that ended with a record of 13-5-2. great one," , makes him a key part of Irish success this team we can be. We want to be realistic put I Irish head coach Mike Berticelli has a "He can single-handedly detenninethe season. Berticelli hopes to give Oates the set o~ goals high to push our success." 1 ' history of improving records dramatically outcome of every game he is in because he ball early and often to score poi.il.ts and keep If the Irish are able to win the MCC tour i from'season to season. Berticelli, who has can make so many great saves. " the game exciting. nament, they will have a bid to the NCAA ! been named national coach of the year Joseph, along with Bader, had one of the "He just keeps going after the opponent tournament, something that the Irish have II twice, lias two Division m national cham- best freshman seasons in Irish history even and never gives up. He plays until the final not had since 1988. Although Berticelli, in II pionships at North' Carolina-Greensboro , though he missed five games due to an whistle, and he's the kind of player who his modesty, is not mentioning this as an I!i under his belt. Berticelli came to Notre injured leg. In 1991, Joseph led the team makes it happen on the field," said Berticelli. immediate goal for the 1992 team, it seems I Dame after a successful past with Old Do- with twenty-eight points. Joseph won nu Dean, who has extensive international that the Fighting Irish will upl10ld a tradition minion. Entering his third season with merous awards during his freshman season. experience, started in all twenty games last of success by securing such a bid. Facing a Notre Dame, Berticelli's career record is He was named to the second-team of the All season. difficult schedule, Notre Dame had to step it 207-70-28. Midwestern Collegiate Conference, won "Chris is a competitor and plays to the last up after an 0-3 start. Notre Dame did just , Berticelli has been looking forward to this Midwestern Collegiate Conference All- second of every game," said Berticelli. "He that. 0 14 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 24, 1992 15 4 SPORTS Berticelli described Dillman as "dangerous" Newcomer team honors, was named to the attacks very well from his marking back .f because "he has the ability to strike from All-Tournament Team at the South Carolina position and is always a threat coming for anywhere, and he has a very strong shot." Met-Life Classic and finished third in scor ward." Among other key players on whom ing in the Midwestern Collegiate Confer Lanza, Parade magazine's top-rated for Berticelli is depending for a successful 1992 ence. Berticelli said he will be looking to ward in 1991 and an All-American;was one season are sophomore goal-keeper Bert Joseph and Oates to get goals early in the of the most highly recruited prep stars in the Bader, sophomore forward Jean Joseph, games. nation. He was also the Gatorade player of sophomore forward Tim Oates, sophomore Oates, who was the second leading scorer the yearin Virginia in 1991. Lanza is the - defender Christopher Dean and freshman last year, scored' eight goals last' season. sparkplug player for Berticelli this season. forward Bill "Bill has the Lanza. ability to make a Bader has just major impact as a come off a tre freshman," said mendously suc Berticelli. "Lanza After a slow start, the men's soccer team is strutting its stuff. cessful freshman will really be im season in which portant to the suc season since early last year. Losing only two Dame soccer plgyer to be named the sole he was named cess of this season By Kate Medeiros starters and having a young but experienced captain of an Irish soccer team, will be a key Midwestern Col in terms of getting squad, Berticelli believes that 1992 could be player this season. Tricoci was named to the legiate Confer goals early on." , 'Many of our Olympic sports, have an exciting year for Notre Dame men's second team of the All-Midwestern Colle ence newcomer The Irish have made great strides, and the next soccer. giate Conference in 1991. of the year. He many more key , . one to do great things will be men's soccer. The 1992 team has only three seniors: Pendergast is one of Notre Dame's high was also named games to play, in They are ready to burst onto the national captain and sweeper Mario Tricoci, forward est scorers. "He is a complete sweeper who to the second cluding an away , scene," said Notre Dame athletic director Kevin Pendergast and forward/midfielder is going to be counted on this year for a lot of team of the All game against in Richard Rosenthal. Brendan Dillman. , leadership," said Berticelli. "He is explo Midwestern Col state rival Evans Ranked 20th in pre-season polls, the Irish "They have all made major contributions sive. He has the ability to blow by a defender legiate Confer ville. , had to come out fighting hard, and strong to is the past;" said Berticelli. "The leadership at any time. He has a very powerful shot and ence. He posted Berticelli be open their 1992 season. The team's first of' those three seniors will be very imp or is dangerous from anywhere on the field." eleven shutouts, lieves that 1992 three games included an exhibition match 'tant." Dillman, a consisten,t player, scored his just one short of will be both excit against Indiana at the Golden Boot Classic' Tricoci, who is only the second Notre four career goals during his junior year. the school season ing and successful and regular season matches against highly Irish head coach Mike 8ertlcelll had 13 freshmen earn monograms last year, record; In the for the Irish men's ranked UCLA and Duke in the Adidas Met- , Including defensman Chris Dean who started li1 every game. second' game of soccer team. Life Classic. his career; Bader "We are a very, ~ The Irish lost to Indiana by two goals. made ten saves, a very young team. : ~ They also lost to UCLA and Duke, but they season high, The real key to' • . keptthe games very tight. Both games were agai~st Saint being successful , decided by a single goal. Louis Univer is to mature week .J, _ The 1992 squad has come back strongly sity. ,Berticelli to week. Our ,I . by winning games against Illinois-Chicago used the word , ~ younger players r :: (7-0), Valparaiso (5-1) and LaSalle (2-0). "dominant" ,to ' are going to have ;: The Irish also tied Michigan State 2-2 to describe Bader. to play like up ; even their record at 3-3-1. Berticelli. looks The Irish have pulled thems~lves up by their bootstraps to Jump Into Nick Spangler perclassmen," he :l This year's team is coming off a slow "forward to the collegiate soccer spotlight. said

SPORTS They are seasoned and proven performers. in the last few meetings. The only reason team. They run it well with Jeff Hill, they However, they must anchor a very young why this may not be true this year is the throw it well with Eric Hunter, but their and inexperienced squad. Head Coach Jim arrival of Coach Colletto. Injustone season defense is the thing that impresses me most. Colletto has called this the youngest team he at the reigns for the Boilers, Colletto has Jeff Zgonina is one of the better defensive has ever coached: 67 of the 94 players on the managed to implement successfully a_pro tackles in the country. They are a talented • roster are freshmen or sophomores, includ fessional style passing attack while simulta football team and they make things happen. - ingseven starters and 17 of22 second-string neously tightening Purdue's defense and They are one of the more improved football players. With such in- - teams in the country. Jim 0'8 experience comes in Oln ... Colletto said he thought consistency, which·, Purdue would be one of was painfully evident the better teams in the Big in the loss to Toledo. Ten in the near future, and If anyone can get I think the future is now. . ? this squad to tum itself Plus, Purdue has a history into a consistent win of playing well against ner, itis Colletto, who Notre Dame." is embarking on. his And so the Boilers to S ow .. second season with come to Notre Dame two the Boilers. Dick weeks after their upset of They beat 17th-ranked California. They lost to unranked Toledo. They Vermeil, former 17th-ranked California, Philadelphia Eagle Purdue's first win over a . . constitute. that· unpredictable phenomenon called Purdue. . head coach and cur ranked team since it beat ! rent ABC Sports com Notre Dame in the Hoo i I mentator, said, "I've osier Dome in 1984. known Jim since he Purdue averages 309.5 I ---.,;.B...,:y:...N;,....i_k_M_a_th_e_w_s __-:- __..:.... r: _____ was a player at UCLA. total yards per game with I've followed his ca Wo weeks ago, the Purdue University football team 141 yards rushing and reer, have respect for .. T. pulled off the nation'sbig~est~pset of the ~~k, 168.5 yards passing. stunning seventeenth-ranked CalifornIa 41-14 and gtvmg him and am excited However, it gives up 398 . them their first victory over· a nationally ranked foe since· for him. He's intense, yards per game with 104 1984. This made last weekend's result, a loss to unheralded extremely detailed in yards rushing .and 294 Toledo, a shock to any footballfan.· . .. preparation,·· demand yars passing. Purdue's . . .Purdue boasts some exceptional players, especially at the . ing, very discipline running attack will fea :: skill positions. Senior quarterbackEric Hunter has proven to . oriented, a tireless ture junior tailback Jeff worker and a great ~ , ··be the catalyst of the Boilermaker offepse. Hunter's talents, Hill who had back-to - : which res.emble those of NFL great Randall Cunningham, communicator." back 100-yard rushing make him a dangerous scrambler and passer. _Combining The statistics. sup games of 106 yards ver these Cunninghamesque "double-threat" abilities with his port Vermeil's kudos. sus California and 108 In his rookie year . i experience, Hunter has deveioped into a solid and capable yards versus Toledo. leader for Purdue. . __ Colletto . guided Sophomore quarterback . Senior wideout Ernest Calloway has been at-the end of. Purdue to a 4-7 record, Matt Pike led Purdue's . many Hunter passes over the past two years as Purdue's including two losses aerial assault by throwing , leading reCeiver with 75 receptions fot 1077 .yards through by a total of -five ~2 of 44 for 337 yards, . ~ the 1991' season. Calloyvay is also the teaIll'S top ~ickoff points. His team tied one interception and - • returner, averaging 19.4 yards per retUrn. _ . .. for sixth in the Big Sports three touchdowns in the - Tailback Jeff Hill, who was named _the Big Ten offensive Ten with a conference Preseason AII·Amerlcan nose guard Jeff Zgonlna, here celebrating the fIrst two games. How record- of 3-5. After sack of a quarterback, has been named as a candidate for this year's player of the week after the California game, is a talented ever, it is expected that f' ., h' 1 t' h Outland Trophy and Lombardi Award. - . runner who, with -Corey Rogers, takes some- of the pressure miS mg as In rus - the double threat Eric ing in Division I football with an average of increasing its special teams productivity. Hunter will start against Notre Dame after I1, off of Hunter; 55.6 yards per game before his arrival, j On the defensive side, senior nose guard Jeff Zgonina, a Notre Dame head coach Lou Holtz has a overcoming an arm injury. Purdue averaged 177.7 rushing yards per -preseason All-American and candidate for both the Outland healthy respect for what Colletto can do arid Purdue may be an improving team under game last year. Colletto improved the has done with his squad. Colletto, but it is doubtful that it will be able II! Trophy and Lombardi Award, heads the list of standouts. Linebacker Eric Beatty ,Sports Illustrated's defensive player team's turnover margin from negative 23 to "You can count on this: the Purdue team to contain Notre Dame's high-powered of three, including an increase in interceptions we see Saturday will be the one that knocked fense, experience and depth. This will be a i- . of the week after his stellar perfOI:mance against California _ . . purdue Sports from six to 20. (20 tackles, "16 solo), -and All-Big Ten cornerback Jimmy Senior quarterback Eric Hunter ranks fifth on Purdue's career off California, not the one that lost to To repeat. of the Northwestern game, with Young will help Zgonina in leading the defense. passing list with 4,741 yards, but it is his scrambling ability that Nonetheless, the Notre Dame-Purdue ledo," said Holtz. P ..... due moving the ball early before being - The talent and abilities of these players cannot be denied. makes him a dangerous double threat to opposing defenses. game has resulted in lopsided Irish victories "Jim Colletto has done a nice job with this slowly, but surely, blown-out. 0 16 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 24, 1992 17 .'. " , \ .' .-.., ("" -,.,....,... \:. - '-::. ~, ". . -'. . '.:. . . '.

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~.'"~lAdiJlU~ a·a~~· .a. ~~~et~~~;::~:e~u~~:c~~~,,~~:eb:~~~ing" tactics. Early this week Kushinick was fired. In the aftermath Kushinick claimed that she was "attacked simply because she by J. Bradley Keck trict has ruled the video as restricted subject was a woman." I really thought that politics . matter due to the "graphic description of was bad ... until now. Why do I only have a half of a page this sexual behavior," so the video can only be week? Well, maybe Ijust don't have a lottg seen by the students with parental consent. say . Maybe I like to be above two great Is this pornography? No, especially because Up and Coming athletes. And maybe I spent a lot of time every studentcan get AIDS without parental laying out the cool U2 story. (I'm a slave to consent. Cover Girls, Saturday at the China Club my boss.) So get off my back. Onalighternote, what do Malcolm-Jamal ... En Vogue and Arrested Development, Warner's friends call him? Malcolm? Friday at the Arie Crown Theatre ... Sounds Video Sex Jamal? MaJa? Warn-o? You know he must of Blackness, Friday at the Medinah have one "dope" nickname. Temple ... Ricky Van Shelton, Friday at the Magic Johnson and Arsenio Hall have Star Plaza Thealer ... Lincoln Center Jazz just released a new home video directed by Night Wars Orchestra featuring Wynton Marsalis, Malcolm-Jamal Warner to educate teen Friday at Orchestra Hall ... At the movies agers and young adults about the dangers of Hellen Kushinick, the executive pro . Friday - Sarafina! starring Whoopi AIDS. The video entitledTime Out The ducer of the Tonight Show has been accused Goldberg ... Last of the Moheacans, di - Truth About HlV, AIDS and You stars a of strong-arming guests away from other rected by Michael Mann fresh off the plethora of Hollywood elite from Pauly late night shows. She reportedly has been streets of Miami and staring Daniel Day Shore to Luke Perry who all give informa telling performers that if they show their Lewis ... In the record store next Tuesday- tive tidbits about the prevention of AIDS. face on Arsenio or Late Night with David 10,000 Maniacs, Our time in Eden ... Peter . Gabriel, Us ... also albums by Alice in Paramount Studios produced this video on a Lettermen they will never ever be invited to by Pete Dedman, Joseph Laur, Kristin Greeley, Jim Sullivan and joe Huston their original brew of rock songwriting. non-profit basis and began distributing the the Tonight Show. She canceled Travis Chains, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Trixter, Both P.E. -and B.A.D. are themselves at 42~minute film to Los Angles schools. One Tritt after he booked an appearance on Slaver and 2 Live Crew's Greatest Hits. cago, only to face immediated thunder the forefront of blending hip-hop, hardcore small problem: the Los Angles school dis- Arsenio. Members of the Seinfield and Tuesday: The Show storms and a heavy rain that showed no signs funk and rock. Moreover, whereas U2's of relenting in time for the outdoor show. influences are alluded to in their music, "Public Enemy and Big Audio Dynamite But it did let up, arid B.A.D. took the stage Public Enemy went directly to the'source, MALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK FEMALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK II are opening up?! I'm there!" That was the right on time. During their set, it occurred to sampling musical forerunners such as James news I heard last Sunday, and itwas prob me that the choice of support acts proved to Brown and Bob Marley. B.A.D., in amore ably the only thing that could have per be quite intriguing: Members of U2 have playful manner, samples everything from suaded me to go see U2 at the World Music been quoted as saying_that their multi movie clips to their own, earlier material. . .' . Theater. Despite my love for the band, the platinum effort, Achtung Baby, is represen- They also paidhcimage to their contempo show I saw laSt spring in Hartford,' Con rary influences, as samples of Manchester necticut left me convinced that ZOO TV style dance singles from. groups like Defi was a great idea that just didn't work. nition of. Sound and Primal Scream were Rather, it acted as a cage, within which the sprinkled between songs. four band members were forced to perform For all their critical importance, though, unspontaneously, adhering to a rehearsed both opening performances seemed rather schedule in order to stay in synch with the rushed, niaking way. for the main event.. myriad of television images, swirling beams Even as Flavor Flav's chanting of "Don't of light emitted from old East German Believe the Hype" echoed in my mind, ZOO Trabants, anc.i near-subliminal messages TV switched on with ali its hype. And this and catch phraSes .. But I hadn't seen either time, U2 wanted you to believe that hype. P.E. or RA.D. Fronted by former Clash Even as the first song, "Zoo Station," surged leader Mick Jones, B.A.D. promiSed a great out at the crowd, it was .evident that U2 is . performance, and 'given the perpetual con tative of a brand new genre of pop music. much more comfortable with their gimmick troversy and media fire threatening Public Yet despite their claims to innovation, U2 now than last spring. Nolonger just abstract Enemy, I figured this could be the only picked for their warm-up acts two groups Todd Wilson: Wilson, a junior from Billings, MT, led the Notre Rosella Guerrero: Guerrero, a freshman from Sacramento, CA, pre-programmed images, ·ZOO TV has re chance I'd get to see the most influential hip which are obvious influences on their "new Dame men's tennis team to dominance in the Tom Fallon Invita aided the Notre Dame women's soccer team to victory over alized its potential as a powerful medium hop act in the world. sound." Public Enemy and B.A.D. represent tional here at Notre Dame this past weekend. By winning his match Michigan State last Friday . She contributed to the Irish 4-0 win over through which U2 ·can integrate Martin Fortunately, my ticket-scalping roomie the amalgamation of industrial noise; against Irish freshman Jason Pun 6-3, 6-3, he advanced to the finals the Spartans by scoring agoal on a head ball. Guerrero is currently Luther King, Jr. speeches into the MLK- . saved two tixs for myself and a friend, so last sampled layerings of drum beats and heavily to upset junior Tom North, ranked in the top six for the Irish last year, tiedfor eighth in the nation for total goals scored in this 1992 season inspired "Pride," playfully splice Bush and Tuesday afternoon we headed up to Chi- grooved guitar riffs that U2 has added to 6-2,4-6, 6-4. with six. Quayle talks (wherein the leaders urge the. 18 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 24, 1992 19 , ~ '\., '\ (' ',;: : ' " I.. : • ,,- :' ~" _ ._

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audience to "watch new part of me was born Friday: A Surreal White House, or A T-shirt-less, though Bono did with Lou Content, at least until Experience dition of Reed's "S wearing their new U2 In many ways,ZOO to my ftrst class. As U2 wound down the show with a used hand-held stirring and touching rendition of Elvis' tour screaming girls attacking him during "Try -J. L. de force "Hunka Burning Love," David, ing to Throw Your Arms ArOUIld the Greg, Leo, and I wiped the tears from our World," and filmed his own spinning eyes, knowing we had seen something truly c0U11tenance on ''Even Better Than the special. What made this'day so special we Thing." Indeed, the other three may never know. Perhaps it was the the the band at times seemed twenty soft tacos thatweconsumedenroute. the technowizardry. Perhaps it sprouted from the pride we all felt come out from behind after ftxing David's radiator with tape, a nail sing Irish pub favorite clipper and a jug of orange drin~. Perhaps it ill ~ ~ ill .. _ song which I hadn't was the El Camino full ofjugglers with chef :;; - lad myself, listening to hats parked next to us asking if we wanted a iii my Uncle Terry's beer-moistened tongue, cardinal rules that must be followed when In an attempt to escape the midweek pita pocket from their "Snack-Master." We I" • may never know what made the day so ii: under a frothy moustache. The Edge fre~ purchasing a concert T-shirt 1) You don't blues, numerous students road tripped to Ii' quently jounced around the stage, some- have to like the shirt to buy it;' 2) The shirt Chicago for the U2 concert. About 50 of us special; maybe it was something in the PI times joining :aono on the runway that instead of drawing straws for water. tIl ~ _ jutted out into the crowd, and wewouldrentabus. This Having never seen U2 in concert before, I !i hand at the mic, singing the two hour trip into had, no idea what to wear. I donned my i Comes To Town" and like 15 minutes. Weleft favorite pair of red leather shorts and a cut l Adam Clayton was View Apartments off shirt and pulled back my hair in a tight think. ' ' at the World Music braid. Arriving at the concert, I realized that Overall, though, time to spare before I had chosen wisely - never have I received using ZOO TV p.m. After tailgating more compliments, especially from the along by the Notre Dame football Public Enemy fans. , The surreal effects the outdoor music To our delight, the ushers moved us from some of the earlier the ftght for the best our,mediocre lawn seats to the frorit row. didn't play those "Why?" Greg inquired. "We're ftlminga their tour, trying to shed brought the crowd to ' video toilight and you've got the look we as Bono blindfolded the show at 7 p.m. (I felt like like," th,ey told us. Time passed quickly tricolor for "Sunday, Bloody Bridget's.) Afterashortset, until the main feature arrived arid we instinc was obvious that as long as the uo,..... ".o Enemy took the"stage and ignited the tively moved to the beat. It wasIi 't long until . i '. ,Northern Ireland persists, so does the neces- ater. my every stand crowd with an entertaining and provocative Bono scoured the front seats searching for a dancing partner. David still claims Bono i sity for such torch songs. without a shirt. After 30 minutes, I admitted ,performance. i ' . Certainly a ftgure of multitudinous im defeat and gave up. For th~ ftrst time in By nine o'c!ock, it was U2 and ZOO TV's pointed at him, but we were happy for Leo. 'ages himself, Bono/Paul Hewson/lithe Fly:' Wl111011l1 an ob- turn. They started off with a series of songs Venturing a bit from, his traditional style, played at times .with his icon, their latest hit album, Achtung Baby, The Edge left the astonished masses asking lyrics to "One": "did you come "One," "Even Better Than The for more after his spontaneous breakdancing Jesus?/ I did." And in spite "Mysterious Ways." ZOO binge to Larry Mullen, Jr.'s solo. Afterallof Chuck Do's growling, from George Bush that, Greg dared to assert that the highlight of most, but he never projecting them onto the show was the emotionally charged ren IJ' ended the show with band. They also kept the dition oJ Men Without Hat's classic anthem Falling in Love With dancing to U2 favorites "Safety -Dance." \ ill crowd to sleep as he and The Joshua Tree. As quickly as it started, the concert ended during the show to call with Elvis' classic tune. As we strutted back 11 silverlame suit. For , II , a U2 concert (O.K., afew lucky girls were to the car, we realized that we may never J . have the opportunity to see U2 again, but our 'I . three), thecrowddidn' to dance with Bono. II Ii encore. Just satisfted, I show, everyone headed many fond memories will never leave us. So ; and our exhausted group it seems fttting to end this musical journey 11 I, II way home. with Bono's taunting query for us students, 'I II "Time will pass, but will you?" -K. G. &J. S. -I.H. 0 20 SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 24, 1992 21 , \ - ~ ;- ~.~ \' ~ '--;, 2" . I

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by Joseph Laur and visit the most important room of any would undoubtedly make life more exciting, building: the bathroom. the additional mirrors and extended ecember 3, 1991, is the day I wi 11 Wh~n I entered the bathroom, I noticed counters are probably much more useful on OK,MAYBESOUTHBEND the layer of water underneath a fniit' s skin to expand .. Once the skin D has been blown up enough, it can be sucked away and leave the good , remember most at Notre Dame after I that the university. decided that it cost too a daily basis. ' ISN'T SO BAD part of the fruit intact. "It just takes the peel right off an orange graduate. I will remember this day not much to install a urinal for us ~en whose aim Then it was time for me to barge in on the without losing one drop of juice," says the inventor. No word on because it was the day after my 21 st birthday isn't quite as good as it should be. .I also people who. live inmy old room. ,After a' or 49 years, 361 days since the attack on noticeq thatSports Illustrated and Field & slight hesitation, I knocked on the door and Those of you who have been griping about the weather can stop whether the machinewiIl be made commercially available to those Pearl Harbor. I will remember: December 3 Stream had replaced Go04 Housekeeping entered when she asked me to. I think that now. The University of Alaska has seen snow earlier and in greater who simply dislike getting the white part of the omnge under their because it was the day the university ended and Cosm()politan as the reading matedalof she was a little surprised to see me, but she quantity than has ever been seen on our campus .. In the first few days fingernails.' . months of speculation and officially an- choice. Further inSpection iUso found that was polite enough me'my old room. of last week, the Fairbanks campus was blanketed by 12 inches of . t~ ~how nounced that my home, Pangborn Hall, was the toilet.paper was rougher, and the. soap For the f11"st time, I felt like a proud alum snow. Residents of Fairbanks sought refuge on the campus, since it •WHO'S IN CAHOOTS HERE? being converted into a women's haIl. . , smelled less flowery ,than before. visiting myoid room a football weekend, has its own electricity supply. Although one might expect this in' ~ver on Alaska, it seems that those poor Northerners were still unprepared. Upon my return to campus this year, I Overall, this is a bathroom of whIch A1 except I wasn't wearing plaidND pants and' The University of. Portland Beacon from September 3, 1992 knew it was only a matter of time before I Bundy would be proud. I didn't arrive in South Bend in my $100,000 "We didn't anticipate heavy snow until the first part of October," featured an article on their university's new non-smoking policy. said a university spokesperson. October? made the pilgrimmage back to Pangborn to After this trying experience, I went RV. Just like on our own campus, all indoor areas are designated as non see what had been done to my homeland. I downstairs to the basement, where I was As I looked around, the room, things ' smoking. Student response was generally the same as at Notre was curious to find out whether Patty stunned to see a mini-Iaunfuomat in the . looked very similar to last year, except that A DUMB IDEA Dame: smokers were upset at being forced outside,:)md non Q'Ham would be waiting on the front steps, place where the pool table used to be. I gues's she hung a poster of some guy with his shirt smokers were relieved to be ensured a supply a fresh air. All of this with a doughnut in one handan:ci a court the university feels that women should, be off in the place where I hung my Cindy The Penn State WeeklyColiegianreportedtherejectionofarather, also has a common element whieh seniors may remember: The order prohibiting aily formerresidents from doing laundry instead of playing Pool. Next Crawford poster: What a bhlsphemer, I unique fund-raising proposal. Penn State's Undergraduate Student university's president is' none other than Father David Tyson, entering to look around in her other hand. I was relieved to see that Foodsales didn't' . thought Next, I discovered that the sink was , ' Government (USG) proposed.the sale of beer funnels,in an attempt C.S.C., the former vice president of student affairs at Notre Dame. Fortunately, this \Vas not the case because on appear to have changed very much. This stiIl about ready to fallout of the wall, but it , i I ,,' " tbraise money and also awareness of alcohol abuse on campus. The ' Good to know that everyone still keeps in touch. the second day I was back, I succumbed to feeling only lasted a couple of days, how- was much 'cleaner than, I ever kept it (but , idea met with widespread opposition by other student leaders. "It's I the inevitable and'went over to Pangborn. ever, until I heard that Yo-cream had re- that's an entirely different story). avery, very bad idea," said one student senator. The USG proposal ',OH BOY OHBOY OH BOY From the outside, it appeareq that placed nachos as the best selling item at' I then checked the door to see if the $20 would have required that students who purchased a funnel make a , Pangborn had changed very little: the lions .Foodsales. Go figure. fme I was given for having tape on it had statement that they would not abuse alcohol. .It seems to this writer' I In that bastion of boredom that is Kansas, the University Daily still sat proudly out in front looking very There was still one more major change in , beenusedwisely. Theanswerwasadefmite that making such a statement would defeat the purpose of buying the' Kansan reports that the biggest ever hognose snake in the state has content, which is good because they are the basement: the former reading room, no. After Ilooked through her drawers to see beer funnel to begin with. Maybe NotreDame should try this: "Hey found its new home at KU. The snake, which measures 43 inches going nowhere; the volleyball court was still which had rarely been used for reading, was if she arranged them exactly as I did, I I kids, don't be seen at the game without THE FUNNELl" long, is an inch longer than the previous record in Kansas for a usable because we decided not to fill it up .. converted into a kitchen. This was a nec-' thanked her for her kindness ,and wished her hognose. Of course, the snake is not the biggest ever found in with cement last semester; and the windows essary change and will surely get more use good luck.' Before I left, I asked her if she TillS REALLY SUCKS Kansas. Those crazy Kansans once found an 88-inch-Iong Bull were still at the peifect level to make both than areading room. Besides, if I'm lucky, wanted to be the lucky one who was going to snake. As to the nature of the Hognose, snake enthusiast Joe Collins window dressers and peeping toms happy. IwillmeetagirlfromPangbornwhowilluse bake me chocolate chip cookies. Not sur- Are you sick of trying to peel oranges and just ending up with says, "They'll scare the tar out of you," but the animal is non Once I entered myoid home, I immedi- the kitchen to bake me some chocolate chip prisingly, she declined. I don't think Patty citrus goop allover your hands?' Try this one on for size: Research poisonous. Asked, what plans the university had for the critter; ately noticed a few minor changes. The old cookies this year. O'Ham would have wanted it any other way. done at the,University of Florida has led to the invention of the Collins answered, "We'll just feed it toads and let it hang out." carpet was replaced with a brighter, mauve I've been told that the biggest changes are "Blaster." Blaster may not be quite right; Sucker seems like a more Anybody looking to transfer yet? carpet, and the study lounge was converted in the women's bathrooms. This comes as Joseph Limr is ~ senior who now lives appropriate name. The new invention uses steam pressure to cause . into a 24-hour lounge, which says some- no sUrprise to me, since even I understand in Dillon because he didn't want to leave thing .bout the priorities of the' new .. thatulinalswouldonlygetoccasionaluseby , South Quad; by the way, he is still waiting ,; . for his cookies. 0 I Pangborn. I then decid~ to leave the lobby enterprising drunk women. While urinals Ii , , I: " 22 .SCHOLASTIC SEPTEMBER 24, 1992 23 - ~ " "\ ... /' . ":.:-: ~. .... - -'. 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by Joseph Laur and visit the most important room of any would undoubtedly make life more exciting, building: the bathroom. the additional mirrors and extended ecember 3, 1991, is the day I wi 11 Wh~n I entered the bathroom, I noticed counters are probably much more useful on OK,MAYBESOUTHBEND the layer of water underneath a fniit' s skin to expand .. Once the skin D has been blown up enough, it can be sucked away and leave the good , remember most at Notre Dame after I that the university. decided that it cost too a daily basis. ' ISN'T SO BAD part of the fruit intact. "It just takes the peel right off an orange graduate. I will remember this day not much to install a urinal for us ~en whose aim Then it was time for me to barge in on the without losing one drop of juice," says the inventor. No word on because it was the day after my 21 st birthday isn't quite as good as it should be. .I also people who. live inmy old room. ,After a' or 49 years, 361 days since the attack on noticeq thatSports Illustrated and Field & slight hesitation, I knocked on the door and Those of you who have been griping about the weather can stop whether the machinewiIl be made commercially available to those Pearl Harbor. I will remember: December 3 Stream had replaced Go04 Housekeeping entered when she asked me to. I think that now. The University of Alaska has seen snow earlier and in greater who simply dislike getting the white part of the omnge under their because it was the day the university ended and Cosm()politan as the reading matedalof she was a little surprised to see me, but she quantity than has ever been seen on our campus .. In the first few days fingernails.' . months of speculation and officially an- choice. Further inSpection iUso found that was polite enough me'my old room. of last week, the Fairbanks campus was blanketed by 12 inches of . t~ ~how nounced that my home, Pangborn Hall, was the toilet.paper was rougher, and the. soap For the f11"st time, I felt like a proud alum snow. Residents of Fairbanks sought refuge on the campus, since it •WHO'S IN CAHOOTS HERE? being converted into a women's haIl. . , smelled less flowery ,than before. visiting myoid room a football weekend, has its own electricity supply. Although one might expect this in' ~ver on Alaska, it seems that those poor Northerners were still unprepared. Upon my return to campus this year, I Overall, this is a bathroom of whIch A1 except I wasn't wearing plaidND pants and' The University of. Portland Beacon from September 3, 1992 knew it was only a matter of time before I Bundy would be proud. I didn't arrive in South Bend in my $100,000 "We didn't anticipate heavy snow until the first part of October," featured an article on their university's new non-smoking policy. said a university spokesperson. October? made the pilgrimmage back to Pangborn to After this trying experience, I went RV. Just like on our own campus, all indoor areas are designated as non see what had been done to my homeland. I downstairs to the basement, where I was As I looked around, the room, things ' smoking. Student response was generally the same as at Notre was curious to find out whether Patty stunned to see a mini-Iaunfuomat in the . looked very similar to last year, except that A DUMB IDEA Dame: smokers were upset at being forced outside,:)md non Q'Ham would be waiting on the front steps, place where the pool table used to be. I gues's she hung a poster of some guy with his shirt smokers were relieved to be ensured a supply a fresh air. All of this with a doughnut in one handan:ci a court the university feels that women should, be off in the place where I hung my Cindy The Penn State WeeklyColiegianreportedtherejectionofarather, also has a common element whieh seniors may remember: The order prohibiting aily formerresidents from doing laundry instead of playing Pool. Next Crawford poster: What a bhlsphemer, I unique fund-raising proposal. Penn State's Undergraduate Student university's president is' none other than Father David Tyson, entering to look around in her other hand. I was relieved to see that Foodsales didn't' . thought Next, I discovered that the sink was , ' Government (USG) proposed.the sale of beer funnels,in an attempt C.S.C., the former vice president of student affairs at Notre Dame. Fortunately, this \Vas not the case because on appear to have changed very much. This stiIl about ready to fallout of the wall, but it , i I ,,' " tbraise money and also awareness of alcohol abuse on campus. The ' Good to know that everyone still keeps in touch. the second day I was back, I succumbed to feeling only lasted a couple of days, how- was much 'cleaner than, I ever kept it (but , idea met with widespread opposition by other student leaders. "It's I the inevitable and'went over to Pangborn. ever, until I heard that Yo-cream had re- that's an entirely different story). avery, very bad idea," said one student senator. The USG proposal ',OH BOY OHBOY OH BOY From the outside, it appeareq that placed nachos as the best selling item at' I then checked the door to see if the $20 would have required that students who purchased a funnel make a , Pangborn had changed very little: the lions .Foodsales. Go figure. fme I was given for having tape on it had statement that they would not abuse alcohol. .It seems to this writer' I In that bastion of boredom that is Kansas, the University Daily still sat proudly out in front looking very There was still one more major change in , beenusedwisely. Theanswerwasadefmite that making such a statement would defeat the purpose of buying the' Kansan reports that the biggest ever hognose snake in the state has content, which is good because they are the basement: the former reading room, no. After Ilooked through her drawers to see beer funnel to begin with. Maybe NotreDame should try this: "Hey found its new home at KU. The snake, which measures 43 inches going nowhere; the volleyball court was still which had rarely been used for reading, was if she arranged them exactly as I did, I I kids, don't be seen at the game without THE FUNNELl" long, is an inch longer than the previous record in Kansas for a usable because we decided not to fill it up .. converted into a kitchen. This was a nec-' thanked her for her kindness ,and wished her hognose. Of course, the snake is not the biggest ever found in with cement last semester; and the windows essary change and will surely get more use good luck.' Before I left, I asked her if she TillS REALLY SUCKS Kansas. Those crazy Kansans once found an 88-inch-Iong Bull were still at the peifect level to make both than areading room. Besides, if I'm lucky, wanted to be the lucky one who was going to snake. As to the nature of the Hognose, snake enthusiast Joe Collins window dressers and peeping toms happy. IwillmeetagirlfromPangbornwhowilluse bake me chocolate chip cookies. Not sur- Are you sick of trying to peel oranges and just ending up with says, "They'll scare the tar out of you," but the animal is non Once I entered myoid home, I immedi- the kitchen to bake me some chocolate chip prisingly, she declined. I don't think Patty citrus goop allover your hands?' Try this one on for size: Research poisonous. Asked, what plans the university had for the critter; ately noticed a few minor changes. The old cookies this year. O'Ham would have wanted it any other way. done at the,University of Florida has led to the invention of the Collins answered, "We'll just feed it toads and let it hang out." carpet was replaced with a brighter, mauve I've been told that the biggest changes are "Blaster." Blaster may not be quite right; Sucker seems like a more Anybody looking to transfer yet? carpet, and the study lounge was converted in the women's bathrooms. This comes as Joseph Limr is ~ senior who now lives appropriate name. The new invention uses steam pressure to cause . into a 24-hour lounge, which says some- no sUrprise to me, since even I understand in Dillon because he didn't want to leave thing .bout the priorities of the' new .. thatulinalswouldonlygetoccasionaluseby , South Quad; by the way, he is still waiting ,; . for his cookies. 0 I Pangborn. I then decid~ to leave the lobby enterprising drunk women. 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lright, let's be honest for a moment. How many of although I learn something new there every day, I'd say I'm A you knew there were two radio stations here on as familiar with our format as anyone. I always knew there campus? How many of you knew that one of them is an was something wrong, but I could never place my finger on FM stereo station with a thirty mile radius? How many of it. Not until this summer, that is, when 1 had the opportunity you have ever wondered what exactly is in the to intern at WNCN-FM, a commercial classical station in clocktower of O'Shaughnessy Hall? Do you know New York. At their station, they discovered that the problem anyone at all that actually listens to radio at Notre Dame? wasn't with the music itself, but with the way the music was I: '.' Well, for those of you who couldn't answer any of the presented. So they fired all their fossilized, monotone an above, I'd like to introduce you to Notre Dame's other nouncers, replaced them with Top 40 personalities, ran a few . radio station: 88.9, WSND-FM. It seems funny to say contests and promotions and became the most popular clas rI . "other" since we are a 3500 watt FM station. That means sical music station in the country. Why? Simply put, because i you can pick us up in your room, your car, even on your they've made it fun to listen to classical music. I· I _ . walkman! Our student and volunteer announcers man In some small way, I'd like to be able to do the same thing the station from 7 a.m. to 2 a.m. seven days a week, here at Notre Dame. Sure, as Program Director, I could take nineteen hours a day, 365 days a year. And, since this is the easy road and just run a blitz advertising campaign for the the station's thirtieth anniversary season (yes, 30th), nocturne, jazz, and blues shows: the music you all own and we've got a lot of great plans in store. listen to already. But that would be deceiving you about our You may be saying to yourself: "Hey, I listen to my primary role as a fine arts radio station. I could shout about

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1 typical college radio station. You see, we pride ourselves see myself in the position of dictating anyone's musical ! .. on having, bar none, the most eclectic format of any preferences. I guess I'm just asking you to give us a chance. station in the area. For example, weare the only areaFM I myself have worked pretty damn hard this year to streamline i station to play alternative music on the Nocturne our programming and announcing so that all you get is great Nightflight, everynight from midnight until 2 a.m. And music that's fun to listen to.

:'." we play New Age on Tuesdays, Celtic on Wednesdays, Now it's your turn. Just tune in 88.9 WSND~FM some time blues every Thursday, and jazz on Saturdays: all at 10 on your alarm clock, your car stereo or your walkman. Even p.m. Each of these shows take requests, so please feel if you don't listen to radio that much, and you hate classical free to call our lonely OJ's at 239-7342. music,just give us ONE CHANCE: that's alII ask. And don't Our main format, however, is classical music, which is wait until after midnight: try us at different times during the Pete Matthews is on the air from 7 a.m. until 10 p.m. most nights. day, and see what shows you really like best. We always the Program CLASSICAL? Yeah; I know: "Oh, it's soooo boming."; welcome comments and suggestions, and we consider the Director oJ "Classical music? Only old people listen to that crap!"; opinions of the student body to be especially important. Drop WSND-FM, "That stuff just (YAWN) puts me to sleep." Alright, I us a note at 315 La Fortune, or call 239-7342 with anythIng -- - Notre Dame's know, I've heard it all before. Just be patient, give me a you have to say. Stereo couple of minutes, and I may just change your mind.' And thanks for supporting Notre Dame's Stereo Alterna- Alternative You see, I've been at WSND for four years now, and, tive, WSND-FM. 0

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