Grease Lighteningplays Roger in his third year ShooSandy. She’s really Bops confident To The Spotlight Kaylee Ritchey on the big stage. Rounding in who she is and she’s Reporter off the Pink ladies is Hannah different innocent,” said Liz. Grease, the musical, Schwartz (senior) and Casi Throughout the features many talented young Wszebeborowski, round off the process many memories men and women. Liz Tatton T-Birds is Jacob Mcclellem were made, Michael says his (Senior) plays Sandy in her and Mitch Sattler. Not to favorite memory is “at the fourth year in the musical. Jacob mention all of the talent in the preview I got to see all the 8th Dombrosky (Senior) plays the rest of the characters, dancers, graders excited for the show.” leading man, Danny, in his chorus, and pit orchestra. Zach’s favorite memory is second year in the Musical. Many of the cast “Zeb throws me over his Rizzo is played by Adelyn had similarities between their shoulder and carries me off Berdine (Junior) in her third characters and themselves. stage.” “Practicing taking Jon’s year performing for the high “Rizzo is very in your face pants off… For the show,” school. Her main man Kenickie and doesn’t take crap from is Zebs favorite memory. is played by Zeb Jones (senior) anybody,” said Adelyn. Liz said, “Seeing the cast in his third year. Premiering “Kenickie is very smooth and list for the first time”. “Mrs. in her first musical Mackenzie confident,” said Zeb. Jacob Sulek’s stories,” were a big Meyer (Junior) landed the said “Danny has great hair hit with Oliveia. “SUMMER Kaylee Ritchie exciting role of Frenchy. and that’s what I can relate NIGHTS!” Said Jacob. Michael Piascik (Junior) plays to.” Zach said, “Eugene and It was a fantastic The cast performing wondefully in the musical Sonny in his fourth year in the I are both scrawny, easy to performance from the whole costumes the cast held strong the mix up in a quick change musical. Oliveia Mayes (Junior) throw, that’s about it ‘cause I cast. Even in the bumpy moments and rolled with the punches. a T-Bird ran on stage without Plays Marty in her second year don’t like math.” “We’re a lot the cast held strong, threw At one point during his shoes on and finished on the CFHS stage. Jon Ilcisko alike, until she becomes bad sound issues and half put on the Saturday performance in what needed to be done. The 2014 Olympics Skii into Sochi Miranda not done or not available until that said not to flush your toilet the U.S was second with Curling, and Freestyle Skiing. Reporter later. Just to find they room they paper down the toilet and to twenty eight medals. Norway While the Netherlands won The 2014 Olympics take would receive would have many put it in a bin provided instead. was third with twenty six Speed Skating. Russia took place in Sochi, the third largest issues like power outages, and While outside the hotel man medals, and Canada was over and won short track, figure region in Russia. Unfortunately door knobs missing or falling holes were left uncovered on fourth with twenty five medals. skating, bobsleigh, and the for the visiting countries and off or doors. Along with no walk ways for people to fall into. There are fifteen total skeleton. Norway won Biathlon, Olympic athletes their sleeping heating, internet, and water main Besides the unfortunate winter sports including: cross country, and Nordic arrangements were incomplete. breaks. The water they had was hotel situation, Sochi, Russia did Alpine Skiing, Biathlon, combined. Germany won ski Russia tried building hotels dangerous and a yellow color, an amazing job on the three hour Bobsleigh, Cross-Country, jumping and the luge, meanwhile for the athletes but did not the beds were small singles, opening ceremony. It showed Curling, Figure Skating, Austria won alpine skiing, and finish in time for the Olympics. and some of the hotels had no their history and culture over the Freestyle Skiing, Ice Hockey, the USA won snowboarding. The visiting had to deal with lobby’s. Construction still went years. This is the most expensive Luge, Nordic Combined, a number of issues in these on in hallways and other areas Olympics yet with an amount Short Track, Skeleton, Ski unfinished hotels some stayed making it somewhat unsafe of about fifty billion dollars. Jumping, Snowboarding, in. For those who should have for the guests. Other issues Russia won the Olympics and Speed Skating. had a room found out it was involved signs in bathrooms with thirty three total medals; Canada won Ice Hockey,

WallKelsey McDermott Streetof the program, a walk on role get SeesThea ticket and that might be program. They also created Show on to say that when they walk reporter in the show, product placement able to influence their parents a Grease account on Twitter, out onto that stage, and see On Friday, February 21, throughout the musical, free into coming out and seeing the Instagram and Facebook. the whole room packed, they Sarah Nassauer from the Wall tickets, a booth at intermission show. They felt that letting high They would tweet quotes and would do their absolute best Street Journal came to our to promote their business, ad schoolers know that there was questions and the first person to show everyone how well school for opening night of for the back-drop slideshow a musical just wasn’t enough. to answer the questions right they can perform, but if they “Grease, The Musical.” In and their name and logo on all They wanted to get the word would receive a free ticket. see just a few people in the addition to her coming to the tickets. The sponsorship also out to everyone. Middle and They would also tweet out room it is “disheartening.” show, Sarah met with students included the name and logo on elementary schoolers included! discounts for Guy’s Pizza. Michella, a senior from both the musical and the cover of programs, their student from Tallmadge High marketing class, to discuss name on all musical cast School, who is a student in how the marketing program tee shirts and posters. The the marketing class, said helped generate revenue cast signed a picture and that her school does nearly for the musical and create a gave it to Guy’s Pizza for nothing for school productions plan to increase ticket sales. display at their location. compared to our school this The students decided Finally, they received a 1 year. They just hang posters to go to different local and minute long announcement and do presale tickets at lunch. chain businesses. After trial during intermission. The cast and marketing and error, and not being able The marketing class class had a very limited to find a sponsor, Senior, had started a coloring Kaylee Ritchie amount of time to put all of this Nicole Rosza finally found a contest for all elementary together. They cast had a hard business that wanted to be the schools. They picked one The pink ladies perform on stage! time learning everything so Title Sponsor. Guys Pizza had kid in every grade at every They had an 8th grade teaser, Their main priority was quickly, but they learned it all, claimed the sponsorship on school, and gave them 1 free not only to get the word out, to get our auditorium filled and it looks great! They are very a first come, first serve basis. ticket! They said that their but to also get them interested every night the cast went out confident in what they have put They received a full page initiative was to let the kids in the band, choir, and drama and performed. The cast went together, and they hope that advertisement on the back side March 2014 Tiger Times Page 2 NEWS

...Continued from previous page o show everyone how well they can perform, but if they see just a few people Stage Crew: in the room it is “disheartening.” Michella, a senior student from Sophomore 101 Behind the Tallmadge High School, who is a student in the marketing class, said that her school does nearly nothing for school • Stay focused. It’s easy to get Curtains productions compared to our school preoccupied with all sorts of this year. They just hang posters and do things like friends and relation- presale tickets at lunch. ships, but at this point in high school, doing well should be The cast and marketing class had a your first priority. If you ignore very limited amount of time to put all of school now, you’ll definitely this together. They cast had a hard time regret it later. learning everything so quickly, but they learned it all, and it looks great! They • Don’t stress too much. High are very confident in what they have put schoolers are busy, and some- together, and they hope that everyone has times it’s hard to fit everything enjoyed what they have worked so hard to you have to do into your busy Sam Cottrill complete in such a short amount of time! schedule, but don’t freak out; Reporter pace yourself, and you will be fine. As the spring musical happens Career every year, many talented students take Abby Bowman • Make some time for fun. part in it to make it happen. A great deal Reporter School work should be your of credit goes to the director of the play, Programs High School is arguably one number one priority while as well as the performers, but much of Miranda Courtemanche of the most memorable four years of you’re in high school, but what makes a play happen is what goes Melody Tanner a person’s life. No one ever forgets don’t completely isolate your- on behind the scenes. A very important Reporters the uneasy first day of freshman year, self from the people you love. group of students that make the school’s with nervous laughs and sweaty palms. Take a study break every once events and performances possible is in a while and go have some Career programs, AP programs, Everyone was nervous for high school Cuyahoga Falls High School’s Stage fun. and Dual Credit programs all are helpful as a kid, but in reality, once you get Crew, which is run by Mr. Korecki. and benefit students. used to it it’s not really that scary at all. • Stage Crew is made up of students from Start thinking about what you Sophomore year is very important. Not want to do right now. It may all grades in the high school and is full of Career programs involve quite newbies, and not exactly experts, seem like college and careers dedicated people who strive to bring out students getting special training. There tenth graders still have a lot of learning are really far away, but it’s just the best of every event. are a total of around thirty different to do. With that in mind, here are some right around the corner. Noth- career programs, and close to one tips that should be useful to all those ing has to be set in stone, but a Stage Crew spent weeks working hundred sophomore students in these sophomores out there who are still little brainstorming won’t harm with the production of this year’s spring programs. There are many different trying to figure all this out. anything. musical, Grease. All the work behind the teachers involved in the career programs. sound systems, lighting, and the setting Mrs. Federonick, Ms. Knight, who is in is accredited to this hard working group charge of marketing, Mr. Wargowski. of students. The crew spent their time They help with Ely A+, and Delegrange working on the musical everyday setting does cosmetology. These programs help up the stage and props, as well as helping students earn college credits and narrow with rehearsals. They spent, on average, down their major. The transfer of college a total of 30 to 40 hours a week working credits depends though from state to to make this production possible. The state and depending on what school you longest time some members of CFHS decide to go to. Stage Crew have spent working on musicals for the school is working There are three AP programs through the entire night! for sophomores. Culver teaches music theory, Johnston teaches AP computer Despite all the sleep deprivation science, and Ap U.S history. There are and long hours of exhaustive and tedious approximately two to three sophomore work after school, the members love students in these programs this year. being a part of the crew and all the work They are expecting fifty to one hundred they put into the musical was totally sophomores to go into these programs worth it. They love the experience of next year. It can give students college working on the crew and the satisfaction credits depending on how they score on of everything coming together perfectly the exam. The AP classes are all graded in the end is what they work for. Looking on a five point grading scale. The credits back on the musical, the crew believes can transfer to any college as long as it their efforts to make it happen were a has a similar course. complete success.

The dual credit programs are Now, Stage Crew will be college classes taught in a high school preparing for their next big project this setting. They are taught by adjunct spring that takes place in the high school teachers, meaning that they have the every year. All About Dance by Kristin, ability to work at a college teaching which is the biggest dance rental the high level and be a professor. There are school’s auditorium receives every year, seven Dual Credit programs available is what CFHS Stage Crew considers to for sophomores going into junior year VITALITY MASSAGE be the most stressful event of the year as of now but there will be a new class THERAPY for them. The shows are always sold out next year so then there will be eight. and perfection is the absolute key when There will be forty to fifty sophomores Rita Vitale BSN RN LMT running this program. going into junior year involved in these Inside Summit Natural Wellness Center programs. The teachers involved are The Tiger Times Staff wishes Saxxon, Oliviara, Jhonston, Kern, and 1680 Akron-Peninsula Road Cuyahoga Falls High School Stage Crew Culver. It helps prepare students for a luck and appreciates all the hard work college level and gives them college www.myvitalitymassage.com and time they put into making all school credit, but the transfer of credits depends events a success. on the school and their policy. Call/text: 330.990.8089 $5 OFF WITH AD March 2014 Tiger Times Page 3 Editorial Ask April, The CFHS Advice Column Q- Why do rough patches A-So if you fail you have if you can’t say anything nice Q-I am so nervous for OGTs just go out and get revenge. in life come all at once? more time to retake it and pass. don’t say anything at all. Maybe what are some good study tips? I know losing a friend hurts, A- Sometimes that’s just it’s just time for you and this A-Your teachers will do a mine moved away when I was how life works and we have Q- When is the OGT? friend to go your separate ways. lot of reviews in class it would younger granted she didn’t stab to deal with it the best we A-March 10 to the 17 be a very good idea to follow me in the back like yours did. can. but everythig in life is Q-Why do guys treat girls along with those. There are also The most you can really do is always able to be over come. Q- How do you badly? a lot of online old OGT practice make a new group and show trust someone again... A-Some guys treat girls tests. You could try a couple of them that you don’t need them Q- What is it like taking A-Well it depends on what the way their fathers treat their those and make a list of what in your life. If they are that P.O.D. is it hard? the person did to lose your trust. mothers but that isn’t true you got wrong and try again. heartless to do something like A- According to students The only way to have a healthy in all cases. Some guys just Standard testing usually has the that to you no matter what you who have taken it it’s not that friendship or relationship with think that rules don’t apply same criteria from year to year did for it to happen that’s still bad and keeps up with the notes. someone who has wronged to them, which isn’t true but so that should really help you. just not right. You could do you is if you can completely no one could convince them so much better than them and Q- What do you do over look what they did. otherwise. Then there are some Q- A rumor is spreading about someone who would do this to when you feel depressed? guys who just never learned someone, should I tell them? you is not worthy of the title as A- Surround yourself Q-I need advice on how how to properly treat a girl. In A-I think it would be best if your best friend. Some people with friends, and family. to handle a friend situation... some cases they grow up with you do tell them, if you are close just dont know how to be nice. Do things fun to keep people are calling my friend a single mother who never has with them it would be better yourself busy. If you are still crazy and I am also sort of a steady relationship, and that that they hear the awfulness Q- I require advice on depressed maybe tell a doctor. done... I try to be a good friend becomes their norm. In other of high school drama from how to make friends. Lol. but I don’t know what to do. cases there is a single father you then the rumor spreaders. A-Go to the video store Q-Is the OGT hard? A-You see the thing that who doesn’t share much with and rent anything to do with A-It can be if you don’t happens when people get to his son. Some guys just think Q-What do I do if my best Barney. It will teach you do well in a certain subject high school some people mature they are god’s gift to women, friend hates me and turned my everything you need to know and then don’t study. But faster than others that could be which probably isn’t really true whole friend group against me? about making friends and being overall it’s not very hard. the case with your friend; you either. There are many different A. I would love to tell a good friend. If you don’t have could politely talk to this friend. reasons why guys are the way you to tell you to go watch the time or money for that just Q-Why do tenth graders Tell her the problem and if that they are but you will find the Mean Girls and take notes to sit down in the morning before take the OGT when they aren’t doesn’t work you could always right one for you eventually. start planning but that doesn’t school and turn on some PBS. graduating? say nothing. Use that golden rule happen in real life. You can’t Twitter Accounts Cause Havoc at CFHS Sarah Spade Reporter students at falls would like to see happen. I do not believe that we can stop these accounts due Growing up in generation to the fact we do not know who that is so highly dependent on is starting them. The students technology and social media of falls are the ones sending in causes unneeded drama and the hurtful comments and the attention. The major issues we only way to stop them is for the have at falls are the fake twitter students to take responsibility accounts at give students the into their own hands and not chance to attack and harass give the accounts the attention others anonymously online. that they want. By ignoring One of the major problems with the accounts and understanding these accounts are that they that the facts that are being put can be hurtful to those who are on there are not necessarily involved. Wanting to stop these true the students can take accounts are what most of the control over the accounts. Tiger Times Staff Tiger Times Statement of Policy

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Melody Tanner ReporterStudent Spotlight What power would you have What power would you have if you were a superhero? if you were a superhero? I’d want the ability to fly. The power of invisibility

Where do you want to travel to most? Where do you want to travel to most? I would really enjoy traveling to Italy I would go to Paris

What is your dream job? What is your dream job? I want to be a police officer My dream job is to be a director.

What did you think of the snowdays? What did you think of the snowdays? I’m tired of them. They were absolutely amazing.

What do you think about What do you think about Melody Tanner/Tiger Times your sophomore year? Melody Tanner/Tiger Times your sophomore year? Brandon Whymer Easier than my freshman year Shayla Connelly It’s been easier than my freshman year. What’s Happening in March? Shannon Kovalesky March 2- Old Stuff Day Marissa Brealey’s 16th Birthday March 21- Fragrance Day Reporter March 3- I Want You To Be Happy March 12- Girl Scouts March 22- National Goof Off Day Day, If Pets Had Thumbs Day, National Day, Plant a Flower Day March 23- National Chip and Dip Day Anthem Day, Peach Blossom Day March 13- Ear Muff Day, Jewel Day, March 24- National March 4- Mardi gras Popcorn Lovers Day, World Kidney Day Chocolate Covered Raisin Day Irish American Month March 5- Multiple March 14- Nation Potato Chip Day, March 25- Pecan Day, Waffle Music in Our Schools Month Personality Day, Ash Wednesday National Pi Day, Tyler Hadden‘s Birthday Day, Megan Arsena’s 16th Birthday National Craft Month March 6- Dentist Day, March 15- Dumbstruck Day, Incredible March 26- Make Up National Frozen Food Month. National Frozen Food Day Kid Day, Everything You Do Is Wrong Day Your Own Holiday Day National Nutrition Month March 7- Employee Appreciation Day March 16- Everything March 27- National “Joe”Day Red Cross Month March 8- International Women’s Day You Do Is Right Day March 28- Something on a Stick Day Social Workers Month March 9- Panic Day March 17- Saint Patrick’s Day March 29- National Mom March 10- Middle Name Pride Day March 18- Supreme Sacrifice Day and Pop Business Owners Day March 1- National Pig March 11- Johnny Appleseed March 19- Poultry Day March 30- National Doctors Day Day, Peanut Butter Lovers Day Day, Worship of Tools Day, March 20- Proposal Day March 31- Bunsen Burner Day

WhatQuestion do you plan on ofdoing the for St. Patrick’sMonth Day? Shannon Kovalesky All photos taken by Shannon Kovalesky/ Tiger Times Reporter

Katie Keeney Shawn Hurr Tara Johnston Jason Jones Eating chocolate and I am just going to hang out I’m going to open up my I am going to a party. dressing in all green. with people. inner Irishman. Reeses Pudding Recipe Kaylee Ritchey Reporter Teacher of the Month Ingredients 1 fudge brownie mix Ryan Plant Newland chose to teach 4 cups cold 2% milk Reporter history because it is a subject 2 packages instant vanilla pudding he enjoys and he believes it is 1 cup vanilla extract The teacher of the month is easy to teach a subject you are 2 cartons whipped topping Mr. Newland for the month of interesting in. He also attended Reese cups the more the better. March. Mr. Newland teaches the University of Akron. American history in room 210. Directions When asked if he enjoys teaching Five fun facts about Bake brownies in 13” by 9” pan at 350* for 20-25 minutes sophomores, Mr. Newland Newland are the he enjoys (do not over bake) it should not be fully cooked. Let cool, cut gave an affirmative yes. watching Cleveland sports, Reese’s in half. In a large bowl whisk milk and pudding (until backpacking, traveling to thick) add peanut butter and vanilla extract, mix well. Layer Mr. Newland says that Sarah Spade/ Tiger Times California, eating sushi Reese cups, pudding and brownies in a large bowl, then and with he became a teacher because and watching the history a layer of whipped topping garnished with Reese cups. And you he wanted to “work with channel in his spare time. have a sweet dish for family gatherings this spring. ENJOY! the youth of America.” Mr. Mr. Newland, American History March 2014 Tiger Times Page 5 Features Super Rad Spring Break Suggestions David Waller Tip #1- Instead of sitting at like a fashion show because friends. 2.Eat a ton of junk food and you will be spending it like tip Reporter home in your bed which is my you probably look awesome. and watch clueless 10x in a row #4 which is fun if you like that but If you’re stuck in Ohio for favorite activity, go to Skymax Tip #3- It could possibly on netflix. 3. Spend a full 24 if you’re more of a people person spring break here a 5 amazing in Canton in ohio (obviously). be snowing over spring break hours online shopping for clothes then you will find #4 lame and tips on how you could make Trampolines are so rad like because our state is usually that no one but yourself will see you will cry and probably jump your spring not totally not suck everyone is jumping on them these confused as to what season it you in you in because you never out of window and sneak out and because you’re definitely going days like it’s the coolest thing to is. Then you should just have leave you humble abode. 4. Play then your parents will find you to need help if you’re going to do. It’s $8 to spend 30 minutes a winter break part 2, like put The Sims 3 and make your sims and cancel your Netflix account spend it in the state with the most doing super cool activities on an the holiday decorations backup have the fabulous life you have and you will cry more because bipolar weather ever to be seen oversized trampoline and $13 for celebrate whatever you celebrate always dreamed of having. 5. netflix is bae which bae means and where there is nothing to do a full hour that’s a full hour out without being under the influence. Do absolutely nothing, which before anyone/anything else or but spend all your time online of the 24 hours in a day spent on But if you’re not into celebrating is totally cool and relaxing. if you’re dumb like me you’ll shopping and going to target and a trampoline which is awesome! the holidays then go sledding Tip #5- If you think these tips think it’s a shortened version of watching Netflix for countless Tip #2- If you aren’t into but if it’s warm don’t do any of are dumb because you probably babe until someone informs you hours and then bam you’re trampolines and you’re obsessed this and sled in the mud, it might do because I’m dumb than spend that you need to get out more. finished with all 5 seasons of with shopping and spending sound dirty but you can shower spring break however you want 90210 in a week. But hey if your every single last cent of your after. Shower alone though. to and don’t let anyone tell you not just a lame friendless losers name on clothes than go to the Tip #4- If you’re truly a how to spend it because it’s your and you actually have friends to mall. I like to online shop to avoid hermit and do not want to leave life and those people won’t be go do fun stuff with that don’t people because social interaction your bad, laptop, and dog over around to tell you what to do later involve drug or making rude is bad because I totally weird and spring break than you can do in life so need to listen to them twitter accounts that totally isn’t awkward, but if you aren’t then go these various activities.. 1.dye now, unless it’s your parents then cool so DON’T do it. So here are to a public mall and try on super your dogs hair purple because always listen to your parents 5 tips that I came up with because rad clothes and buy them and then it’ll be so unique everyone will because they are your supreme I couldn’t think of 66 things to show them off at our wonderful love your dog and think your leaders of the universe and will do because this State is lame. school and treat the hallways dog is so rad it will attract you ground you for all of spring break Top Ten Places to Vaction Over Spring Break 2014 Angel Zita Carolina / North. Carolina): 5. Panama City Beach, Fla.: world, and if you like roller different celebrations for fun. Reporter Myrtle Beach is a common Known for being a college with the joy of being with 10. St. Croix, U.S. Virgin 1. Anywhere with family: spring break place; it’s also spring break place although it others then Orlando’s theme- Islands: This is a well budgeted If your family is close or nicely suited for families can be made into a high school park and more is for you. spring break place. This year it likes family vacations maybe now, although this certain and family spring break place. 8. Portland, Ore.: will Be only three hundred in try any of the places listed famous vacationing place 6.Vermont: Portland has a large variety airfare, and that’s a good price below, or going to a family used to not be as popular, is Many people choose of things to do during spring any Caribbean lover would vacation home. Just as long is now and has a nice price to head south or at least to break. Portland can keep any know. as you and your family are range. Even for a large family. warmer areas for their spring visitor happy with its great biking together and having a fun time. 4. Bermuda: break places. That is unless place, and fine dining places. 2. Hawaii: Although the Bermuda you’re a wintery type of 9. Washington, D.C.: Many people like to is in the Atlantic it’s not a person who loves to be skiing The city has one-hundred get away and go to places part of the Caribbean. This or anything cold in the snow. free, yes free attractions warm and fun especially makes it a little less in money, 7. Orlando: and it is our nations wanted when spring break rolls in. and is a better temperature. Orlando is known as being place. If going at certain 3. Myrtle Beach (South. the theme-park capital of the times the city has many Tips For Your Spring Break suggestions that hopefully make We have a whole week off to a run, or just read a book. big deal, just pack some snacks your Spring Break experience do whatever we want-don’t Whatever you do, do it outside! and a pillow and hit the road! as enjoyable as possible make it boring! Channel your 4- Cross some things off Abby Bowman 6-Camp out in your 1- Visit some old friends. inner creativity and discover your list. Watch some movies Reporter backyard. There’s no better way Spring Break should be a time a part of yourself you never you have been wanting to to get in touch with nature than Spring break is right of relaxation, but it is also a knew was there. Cook a new see, read some of the books to spend an evening outside around the corner, and great excuse to reconnect with recipe, paint a picture, write a that are stacked up on your looking at the stars and taking in chances are that with all the some of your old friends that story, or discover a new hobby dresser, or reorganize your the beauty surrounding you. Be free time school goers are you aren’t able to see very 3- Spend time outside. closet. Get your life in order! sure to leave your phone inside. about to receive many people often, so pick up the phone Celebrate winter passing and 5- Go on a road trip with Of course going to are going to be looking for and make some plans. Don’t spend some time basking your friends. What’s better the movies or the mall is some things to do. There are let this valuable catching up in the beautiful sunshine. than being trapped in a car with fun too, but wouldn’t it many things to do with the time slip through your fingers. Take advantage of the nice people you love for a couple of be nice to try something time off, so here are some 2- Try something new. weather and go on a hike, hours? It doesn’t have to be a new this Spring Break? Get Ready For Spring Cleaning Brittani Price doing that you will see a huge The History Of Mardi Gras One of the biggest parts of difference in how easy it is to clean Abby Bowman 1703 when French explorer celebrated in a big way, no matter spring cleaning is getting rid of after you got rid of all the clutter. Reporter Le Moyne Sieur de Bienville how ridiculous it may look. clutter that you don’t need. But Another thing you can do for your arrived at a piece of land south there are many things that we spring cleaning is cleaning you Mardi Gras, also known of New Orleans and named can do for our spring cleaning. bedroom. Start off my using the as Fat Tuesday, which refers First, it’s about that time to pack 4 container clutter method. Then to the practice of eating more it “Pointe du Mardi Gras.” away sweaters, coats, and other re-arrange your room. A little fattening foods, is a holiday Bienville also discovered winter clothing. Storing seasonal change will never hurt. Spring which is celebrated every year “Fort Louis de la Louisiane” clothing is easy to do if you is on its way slowly so you will before Lent, a Catholic practice where the first ever Mardi Gras follow a few simple rules. Make have lots of time to get started! of fasting in preparation for celebration was held. Today, sure that the storage containers Easter. Depending on what Mardi Gras is celebrated with and areas are clean, cool, dark, month Easter falls on, the date a variety of different activities. and dry. It will keep clothing of the Mardi Gras celebration People from all over the world in good shape for next winter. varies; this year, it happens to be travel great lengths to celebrate Spring is the perfect time to get in March. The origin of Mardi one of the most exciting and rid of clutter. One of the methods Gras stems back to Medieval colorful holidays ever by you can use is the 4 container Europe and was passed onto wearing costumes and masks, clutter method to help figure out France and its countries soon face painting, parades, carnivals, items that need to be kept, sold, thereafter. The very first Mardi and much, much more. Mardi given away, or trashed. After Gras celebration was held in Gras is a holiday meant to be March 2014 Tiger Times Page 6 Getting Swole Hunter Lantz With the basics being; stay Reporter hydrated when working out, get Everybody wants to a spotter for heavy, compound look good and if you say you workouts like benching or don’t, well then you’re a liar. squats, never use a smith Being swole is something that machine, crossfit only when you every man would like to achieve. want to be weak, but look like Yet there are obstacles in the you’re lifting a lot of weight, no way of getting swole. For most smith machine, don’t dress like men it’s the lack of self-control, a d-bag in the gym, and lastly Work Out Songs where they make excuses or are don’t ever use a smith machine. just too lazy to get up and move. Now any beginner Logan Lowery to employ muscle confusion by it! You ingested a bunch of Well we are not only going to fix program works about the same Reporter tricking your brain into thinking questionably legal substances those issues, but also going to as the next depending on your you’re listening to a different with scary names, moved heavy get a starting base on how to go goals, which are becoming So Now that you’ve song. The best way to accomplish things around, ran until you felt from lanky to MASSachusetts swole, with examples like acquired all the necessary this is to listen to a remix of like throwing up, threw up, and in just a few months. 5x5 Strength Training and Jay knowledge to chisel an aesthetic, the previous song, but make now it’s time to go home. But The first step is taking Cutler’s Living Large. Both statuesque physique out of the sure it isn’t too different! If this first, you need a song to help all the food you eat at your will not only improve your fat, flabby block of proverbial confusion technique is taken shift your mental state back to house and throw it all away. For muscle mass, but also your marble that is your body, It’s too far, you might end up with a more neutral position. Now to the best bang for your buck buy strength and self-esteem, and time to turn to another aspect of acute cerebral hemorrhaging. do this, I suggest you DON’T listen to any of the songs you’ve brown rice, beans, lean meats let’s be honest, you need that. your health, and sharpen your mind! But this won’t help you just listened to. You’re trying to (like chicken breast), and whole For supplements the with that. This is just how to relax after a long workout, not milk. 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Also do not bed, since it is a slow-digesting Song 1: The Pump-Up Song- This song should come getting old, and you want nothing Do you have no opinions, forget to take your vitamins protein and will fill your empty on when you’re en-route to the more than to crawl back onto your taste, personal preference or and get enough calcium to help muscle sacks while you sleep. gym. You’ve gotta get pumped couch and sit there for so long that ability to harbor free thought? If build your bones, if you have If you need a boost in the gym up! GET MAD! You’re gonna you melt into it like some kind of you answered yes to all, some, mullah to spend then fish oil get some pre-workout like WRECK this! You need to select disgusting furniture tumor. But or some of none of these things, are a great way to go. If you’re Muscle Pharm’s Assault or a song that makes you feel like you’ve got to fight these urges then boy do I have some great looking to clean bulk then stop. Combat Powder. If that isn’t a tyrannosaurus rex made of with the power of motivational songs for you! Here are some No one makes it through a enough for you and you want flaming chainsaws, like you could music! You refuse to spend the examples of great music to month of clean bulking unless to look like a crack addict go arm wrestle a bear to DEATH! rest of your life as a ham planet! get you going in the gym. you’re looking to compete. But for the pre-workout called And once you’re adequately To achieve this mid workout in this article we are talking C4. Yet if you find yourself filled with fury, you’re ready to confidence boost, you’re going cheap, easy snacks McDonalds low on the Benjamins than lift, and ready for the next song to need to find a song that fills Kids Bop Thrift Shop- to go with all the new food just improve your diet so you you with the drive to push on! (I This song is the voice of a you just bought to get some have no need for supplements. mean, you could always just play generation. It’s difficult to that one song again. just sayin.) serious roid rage (Disclosure: Song 2: The Pump-Up match the unrestrained and Roids are not required.) Song, Again- You found a song relentless nature of this song. Now on to the physical that sounds like the auditory if you don’t plan on adding stuff that is, sadly, required. equivalent of gorilla testosterone, Song ??: The Figure It this into your workout playlist, why wouldn’t you want to Out Yourself Song- Listen, I’m you need to rethink your life. listen to it twice? Don’t mess not going to tell you how to run with success. Pro Tip: Make your life. Just put whatever you sure you actually put more than want for however many songs Call on Me- Eric Prydz really one copy of the song on your you want. I don’t know how created a masterpiece with this playlist. Don’t just set it to repeat, long your workout is going to song. This song doesn’t rely on because that would cause you last, and if we’re being real here flashy production, promote itself to spend precious seconds that you’re probably going to give up with sex appeal l filled music that you should have been spent on yourself improvement stint videos, or cater to popular music on cop-ing mad gainz, brah. after like five trips to the gym culture; it focuses on delivering because working out is “hard a powerful message. The lyrics and scary”, so I’m not going speak to one’s very soul, the to spend THAT much time and Song 3: The Power Song- sheer magnitude of these words effort explaining to you the Take one guess what this meaning prove too much for details of how to listen to music. song should be. That’s right, those of weaker constitution. If you really don’t trust yourself something new! Your brain is A deeper, more insightful song to do this part, just listen to the Morning Yoga the largest muscle in your body has yet to grace this earth. (proven sciencetific fact), so to first song like three more times. Sarah spade your hands out. maximize the effectiveness of Reporter your music playlist, you need Final Song: The Cool Wake up every one! Get to 2.) Extended side angle Down Song- Well you did stretching before you start your pose: from downward day. Waking up is stressful but facing dog bring your when you wake up and put your right foot forward Upper Body Work Out body in motion you can start your placing it inside of day off with a smile. The benefits your right hand drop Hunter Lantz I mean easy, is to do shoulder know and love as your shoulder. of yoga include balance/ posture your left heel down Reportershrugs. Just grab big weights So to start out I suggest one of help, all over tone distressed towards the floor Feel like you’re lacking and shrug your shoulders, its as the most favored of delt workouts you while increases flexibility. while angling your on that upper body strength? simple as that. For your middle here at Cuyahoga Falls; and Begin your morning yoga by foot inwards. Here are some workouts to help back you could do a few sets of that is the military press. All it stretching out. Especially as a you with your disposition. First lat-pulldowns, which of course requires is a bench tilted to 85 beginner you do not want to pull 3.) Warrior 1: go back lets start with your back, now workouts your lats and also your degrees and some dumbbells. a muscle. After you stretch out to downwards facing there are three regions of your middle back. Now the lower back Another good exercise for your start your yoga session off with dog. To begin bring back. The upper, middle, and exercises have everything to do delts is the clean and press, multiple yoga possess such as: your right hand. Piv- lower region, which I hope I don’t with bending over. From deadlifts which only requires a barbell and 1.) Downward facing have to point out. The upper back to hyperextensions you’ll be some weights to put on the bar. ot your left foot and dog: You start by consists mainly of your traps, head over heels trying to get that Yet be warned that you should drop the heel. Bend standing straight up which, if you don’t know is what lower back toned and beefed. have someone help you at first your right knee di- and then bring your makes muscular people look like Now on to a whole other because proper form is incredibly rectly over your right hands down to your they are wearing a fake suit of story, which is your delts. not important inthis workout. ankle. feet while walking manliness. For your traps to be familiar with that word? Well its worked the easiest solution, and muscle that makes up what you March 2014 Tiger Times Page 7 Getting that Spring Body Back Superior lift your feet 6 inches off the up position except you put your stationary foots knee half an Spring Kaylee Ritchey ground, hold for short periods hands on something higher than inch from the ground, stand and Reporter Seasoned With Love And of time at first then work the ground, stairs for example, repeat. Reverse Lunges- Lunges Sunshine yourself up to a minute, the two again keep your back straight only you step backwards. Step- Feeling self- Step 1: go to the store and and so on. Crunch twist- assume and bend arms to 90*. Decline Ups- Step up on a stair or conscious about your spring buy lettuce because you can’t sit up/crunch position, lift your Push-ups- Push-up position something in similar height, body? Follow the Tiger make a salad without lettuce. LIke feet 6 inches off the ground and put your feet on something step down, repeat with opposite Times workout Program! that’s the main ingredient, duh. balance on your butt using your higher than the ground, again leg. Squat Jumps- Squat In need of killer abs? core. Then twist back and forth a step for example, and as then jump, the squat again. Try some of these workouts. Step 2: Wash your lettuce touching your elbows to the floor. always keep your back straight Remember to start low, low Sit ups- Lay on your back and because you should not Arms/Chest- Sun Gods- out and bend your arms 90*. reps and times. As these exercises sit up and touch your elbows to unwashed lettuce because stretch your arms make little Legs- Wall Sits- Put your become easier up your reps and you will get sick and die. your knees, the closer the heels circles forward and backwards, back up against a wall, feet times. Always remember to of your feet are to your butt repeat with your arms above shoulder width apart, knees stretch, then do your warm up; Step 3: Place washed the better the workout will be. and in front of you. Push-ups- over your toes, knees should jog, jumping jacks, something lettuce in a cute bowl because Crunches- Lay on your back hands shoulder width apart, bend to 90*, hands to your to get your heart rate up. Enjoy it will motivate you to eat the and sit half way up, just enough back straight, bend arms to 90*. sides or stretched out in front that great spring time body. salad if you aren’t into salad to feel your ab muscles contract. Keep back straight throughout. of you. Lunges- Step forward, but i love salad and cute bowls. Leg lifts- Lay on your back and Incline Push-ups- assume push bend at your knees, putting the Step 4: Add one half cup of craisins which are dried cranberries that taste 40s Throwback Work Outs awesome, craisins are rad. Zoe Nehrar actually having to do anything. died out since it was invented in This machine was designed to Step 5: Add your favorite kind of nuts unless Reprter There were a series of machines the late 40’s there are still many make the users spine young. you’re allergic then don’t. There have been many produced that allowed user to of these machines being put to The machine claimed to make workout trends that have graced stand while a band wrapped the user have full chest and use in places such as japan and Step 6: Add your favorite pop culture throughout the around their lower back vibrated china. The trend died out in a small waist. They also sold dressing mine is balsamic decades. Some great ones such causing the muscles to jiggle. the United States when people the product on the fact that vinaigrette but no one listens as cross fit and P90X but there People believed that the constant that were using these machines the user wouldn’t have to do to me so just choose whatever have also been many trends jiggling would just shave off the were seeing little to no results anything but lay in a hammock. dress your heart desires. that America wishes to forget. pounds of the person using it. after using the machine. This product like the fat jiggler Back in the late forties The creators stated that the Another weird above lost its popularity shortly Step 7: Enjoy your salad, people all over the world were jiggling would cause the fat to workout machine that was after consumers realized the unless you hate salad and trying to invent easy ways for burn. This machine although popular back in the day was the product gave little to no results. you decide to get chicken people to lose weight without it’s trend in the united states has Mobley Revolving Hammock. nuggets instead which is cool but totally rude because I made up this recipe for you. Foods to avoid for a healthier life Sam Cottrill for whole wheat and try to put your calorie intake for cutting out candy and anything Reporter limit your intake of it to the day over the top. Swap categorized as your classic prevent the excess glucose all of these with a bottle of dessert. Put down that Snickers For many students at from being converted into fat. water. It doesn’t even have to bar and don’t get a slice of cake Cuyahoga Falls High School, be purified water in a bottle; after your meal. These are the dieting and exercise becomes Another thing to cut out, tap water works fine. If you easiest things to avoid, yet the a very popular topic during and possibly one of the more absolutely need your caffeine hardest to resist. These are the the spring time. Once spring important, is anything fried. in the morning, try swapping kinds of things people will eat if arrives, warm weather will Whether it’s fried in fat, oil, or your usual cup of coffee or your they’re not even hungry solely eventually follow, and with just breaded, it doesn’t matter. sugar loaded Starbucks cup of for the taste. How can a person warm weather swimsuit season Put it down. Fried foods clog whatever it is that goes in those resist the sweet and salty flavor inevitably makes its way into arteries which could lead to things with a cup of green tea. of a Take 5, or the sweet icing Ohio. Due to this, getting in strokes and heart attacks. In Green tea is calorie free and it off a cake? Just walk away and shape before this time comes addition, fried foods contain a offers antioxidants. If tea isn’t pretend you didn’t see it. The has become a common goal great deal of canola oil, which for you and your only option is best way to tackle this is to for students all throughout the is one of the most genetically coffee, keep the coffee simple chew a piece of gum. It will help Shake high school. Unfortunately, not modified products along with and lessen the amount of cream you forget about your cravings all students are able to set aside soy and soy by-products, which you usually put in it, as well as and you can get it in many valuable time to work out due are also in fried foods. As a the actual amount of coffee to different flavors to make up for Weights to extracurricular activities and matter of fact it would probably intake. As for soda and sugary the loss of dessert in your life. Gabe Butcher clubs that may not be sports. a good idea to completely cut drinks or juices, try going cold Another solution is replacing Reporter The solution to this problem out any fast foods due to the turkey on them and pretend your desserts with fruit. Fruits While they may look is simply watching what you fact that most of your fried they don’t even exist. Stick can provide the sweet or tart silly, Shake Weights are often eat more carefully. The easiest foods come from fast food to a bottle of water. Don’t be taste you desire without the praised as having done amazing way to do this is to cut certain restaurants (Yes, this includes persuaded by the brands’ zero excessive amount of sugar. work when it comes to toning types of food out of your diet. Swensen’s and Five Guys). calorie diet drinks. Those are and enhancing muscles like just as bad for you as the normal When eating right, it is the biceps. While we don’t The easiest thing to cut Yet another addition to drinks. They cause obesity due important to remember that you really know what activity was out of your diet is white bread this list of foods is beverages. to their artificial sweeteners, still need to pay attention to the in mind when it was being and pasta. These are loaded Cut out those calorie loaded they can cause kidney problems quantity of food you are eating. designed, perhaps pounding with carbohydrates and lack drinks! This includes soda, as a long term effect, and they Just because it’s healthier, pizza dough, or rolling dice? nutritional value. Essentially, sugary juices, coffees loaded mess up your metabolism. that doesn’t mean you should Who knows... These rather, these types of food just act with cream, slushies, smoothies, eat more of it or as much as provocative looking things as another form of sugar to and even sports drinks. These Finally, probably one of the you want. Still pay attention have also been known to the body. Swap white bread beverages rapidly add up and harder things for some people, to some of the serving sizes. cause injuries. Surprisingly enough, not carpal tunnel, but more often, the shoulder. March 2014 Tiger Times Page 8 sports

Athlete of the Month Boys Tennis ready for More Success Hunter Lantz Jacob Dombrosky, Zach matches will take place fun. I wanted to be part of a Reporter Green, and Jack Clark. at the Cuyahoga Falls Brittani Price This year they are devoted Reporter team and learn new things.” High School tennis courts. What motivates him to keep to improving their team’s going is with each of the sports The 2014 Cuyahoga overall record and beating Sophomore Gabe Glor has he does he says “I always try Falls tennis team is led last year’s record of 9-9 been playing on sports teams to help my team to the best of by seniors Tyler Green, since he was in 7th grade. He overall. Their first game my ability. Of course winning Simon Moskowitz, Tyler of this year’s season is on plays football in the fall, swim is always a great motivator during the winter, track and Reinhold, Derek Greear, April 1st against Ravenna, too, however even if we don’t Michael Garberoglio, field during the spring, and win, it’s always nice to push it is a home game so the myself harder to learn new Baseball Teams Swing into Another Season things.” One Sarah Spade Sean Sommerville, Nathan expectations are to be better motivational Reporter Pebbles, Connor JoDon, than we were last year and quote he uses Dylon Klinesmith, Brandon the goals we have set are is from the swimming Joaff and Ryan Horrigan. to become Noc Champs.” team. “One The 2014 Cuyahoga The boys are coached heart, One Falls baseball team is led by returning Jim Farrel. team, One by seniors Ben Nelson, When asked this year’s goal!” Josh Mack, Michael Kaser, expectations senior Ben The best Nelson replied with “ Are part of being Billy Marting, Aaron Oser, in the sport for Gabe is having fun with his the friends he has made over the years. Making memories + that will last MULTI-POLICY his lifetime. DISCOUNTS a summer swimming team. After High School he plans He decided to start playing on joining the military but sports because when he was would love to join military at Roberts Middle School sports teams if possible. his friends were all involved in sports. He says “I decided that it was time for me to join sports team, it sounded

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CFHS Track Team RunsTheir Way Into Another Season

Sam Cottrill track and field started on for every oncoming meet. work toward breaking some for different reasons and Reporter Monday, March 10th with head The first boys and girls dual of the school records, such as the team wants to help each coaches Keith Nelmen for the meet will be home at Laybourne shot put and long jump. The athlete achieve the goal of self- boys’ team, and Dan Scourfield Field at Bolich Middle School boys’ team will be working to improvement and becoming for the girls’ team. The teams on Wednesday, April 2nd at 4:30 move up a division and plan more well-rounded athletes. With the month of March have been working hard for their after school. They team will be to really challenge Stow this The Journalism staff finally here and spring inching first meet, which is the Beven competing against Firestone. season. The girls’ team holds wishes both the boys and closer and closer, the Cuyahoga Invitational at Hoban High The following Wednesday, the same goal as every season, girls CFHS track and field Falls High School track and School on Saturday, March the team will be at home which is to be as competitive team luck and hopes they field team has started their 29, and will continue to work again competing Strongsville. as possible in Northeast Ohio. start strong and finishes training. Both boys’ and girls’ hard throughout the season Both teams plan to Individually, the girls compete strong for the entire season. Boy Basketball Team Avances to Districts Zoe Nehrer play by play tech- ricker and angelo cuigini lead- Editor in Chief niques causing both ing the charge. In the fourth The Cuyahoga Falls teams to be back to quater the victory was almost Boys Basketball teamplayed back in scoring. The certain for the tigers. The crowd their rivals the Stow-Monroe tigers and bulldogs went wild when the fourth Falls bulldogs on Saturday, rallied throughout quaster buzzer rang and the tiger March 1st, 2014for the sec- the first and second had comeout on top. The ending tional championships. The boys quarter but neither scoreof the game was 48- 40 had already beaten stow inthe team had set a de- with the Cuyahoga Falls Black regualr season btoh at home finate leadofthe Tigers advancingto the district and away. There was alot of other. In the third game versus Canton-Timkon. support for the tigers in their quatrer the momen- The boys played at the Can- section final game. Everyone Miss Niam/Tiger Times tum changed. The ton Civic Center on March ^th. in the crowd was wearing white Cuyahoga FAlls- to support the boys. The stand black tigers started werepacked in supportof both to pull away with The boys basketball team beat stow 48-40 to advance in the tournament teams. The game consistedof the lead, WIth josh ClipArt/ Microsoft March 2014 Tiger Times Page 10 Fun Page Horoscopes Gabriel Butcher Reporter

Aquarius Taurus Leo Scorpio (Jan. 21-Feb.19) – You will see a strange (Apr. 21- May 21) – Your life is too much (Jul. 24- Aug. 23) – Your love life will (Oct. 24-Nov.22) – You’ll go for face before falling asleep. It’s too late; Game Grumps & not enough Jontron. run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a an unexpected trip when you fall you’re slipping into a deep slumber & can’t javelin through your chest. screaming out an open window. wake yourself up.

Pisces Gemini Virgo Sagittarius (Feb. 20-Mar.20) – (May 22-Jun.21) – A promotion is right (Aug. 24-Sep. 23) – Regret nothing, until (Nov. 23-Dec. 22) – Laughter is the Expect a big surprise today when around the corner, for someone much it’s too late. Then regret everything. very best medicine, remember that your head gets impaled upon a more talented than you. when your appendix bursts next week. stick

Aries Cancer Libra Capricorn (Mar. 21-Apr. 20) – Your brain can do (Jun. 22-Jul.23) Home is where the heart (Sep. 24-Oct. 23) – . Today you will meet (Dec. 23-Jan. 20) – The stars say that amazing things; too bad it’s going to be is, and it’s right over there in that cooler. a beautiful stranger, actually, hundreds. you’re a wonderful & smart person, in a jar in someone’s basement. Go ahead, look. Neat, huh? All beautiful & you’ll know practically but you know they’re lying. none of them.

What Is Going On This Month Did you know, March, 2014 has Bizarre and Unique National Days? Here is a Quote for each day for help remember the national day.

March 1 National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lovers' Day: I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ~Winston Churchill

March 2 Old Stuff Day; I hardly ever listen to any of our old stuff now. Once the songs have been recorded and put on to vinyl they become someone else's entertainment, not mine. ~Robert Smith March 8 Be Nasty Day (International (Working) Women's Day); All I'm trying to do is survive and make good out of the dirty, nasty, unbelievable lifestyle that they gave me. ~Tupac Shakur

March 15 Everything You Think is Wrong Day (Ides of March Incredible Kid Day Dumb- struck Day National Quilting Day); No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong. ~Albert Einstein