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WEDNESDAY, MARCH 25, 1981 an independent student newspaper serving noire dame and saint mary's V O L XV, NO. 113

20th Anniversary Shriver lauds Peace Corps

By DAVID RICKABAUGH thousand. He attributed the the Peace Corps, Lorct Miller Ruppe, Senior Staff Reporter downturn to the change in attitude Peace Corps Director Designate, of society which resulted from Rev. Theodore Hesburgh C S C., and Former Director of the Peace “events such as Viet Nam, OPEC, and Walter Langford, Former Chilean Corps Sargent Shriver gave the the Ayatollah. Training Director. keynote address for the two-day “I am however, more In the welcoming address former Peace Corps/University of Notre knowledgeable and pleased about director Celeste said, "this is a time Dame 20th Anniversary Celebration the Peace Corps now, than in I960.” to reflect where we’ve been, and to last night in the Library Auditorium. Shriver stated that in foricgn look down the road to where we The celebration pays tribute to policy too much emphasis is placed ought to be going. What this nation the alliance between the university on a strong military and having needs is som ething m ore than and the Peace Corps since the third world governments on "our military strength, the Peace Corps formation of the agency. side." offers this.” Sargent Shriver served as the first "We must concentrate on Events marking the anniversary director of the Peace Corps and for­ preventing war. It has been sug­ will continue today with a 2 p.m. mally announced in a com m ence­ gested that a program be organized lecture at the Center for Continuing ment address in June, 1961, that the utilizing Peace Corps alumnae, I Education entitled, "A Look at Chile University would administer the propose that this project begin with Then and Now,” a 3:45 p.m. address, Chilean Peace Corps Project. a pursuit in our homeland by "The Challenges of the 80 s,” by Ms One month later, a training protesting nuclear war. Ruppe, and a 5 p.m. Mass for the program for 51 young men and Also present at the address were memory of deceased Peace Corps women began at Notre Dame under Richard Celeste, Former Director of volunteers in the Library Lounge. the direction of Walter Langford, professor of modern languages. In­ cluded in the first group were nine Notre Dame and three Saint Mary’s College graduate. Shriver’s address, "What does the Peace Corps do for a changing society?," commented on the present position of the Peace Corps and the possible role of the program in the future. The 1972 Dem ocratic Vice- Lobkow icz K ollek W aldheim Presidential candidate said that since 1966 federal allocations for the project decreased from 114 mil­ Sargent Shriver, former Peace Corps Director, was the keynote lion dollars to 95 million dollars and Honorary degrees for speaker last night in the library auditorium. the number of volunteers decreased from thirteen thousand to six Waldheim and others ND grad Dr Kurt Waldheim, secretary general of the United Nations since January 1972, will be among those receiving honorary degrees from the at the University’s 136th Commence­ Duarte leads Sament Exercises, May 17. Previously announced as commencement speaker is President Ronald W. Reagan who will receive an honorary doctor of laws degree By JEFF CHOPPIN ganization of the junta meant what Duarte is a m em ber of the Chris­ from the University. Staff Reporter two of the more reform-minded tian Democratics. He formed the Waldheim was born in 1918 in a small town near Vienna and Jose Napoleon Duarte, 1948 members were demoted and offered party in El Salvador in 1962. The graduated from the University of Vienna in 1944 as a Doctor of Notre Dame graduate, was selected o th er jobs in the governm ent. origins of the party trace back to Jurisprudence. He then joined his country’s diplomatic service, hold­ president of the ruling The power of the junta fell to two post World War 2 Europe. It started ing postions as director general of political affairs in the Ministry of military/civilian junta in El Salvador rightists, Duarte and Jamie A. Gutier­ in Germany and Italy, and then Foreign Affairs, head of the Political Departm ent West, and federal in December, 1980. Since that time, rez, who became vice president in spread to Latin America. minister of Foreign Affairs. He was Austria’s perm anent representative the violence and internal strife of the sole control of the military. Many The party has progressively to the U. N. from 1964 to 1968 and from 1970 to 1971. country have escalated and fallen people contend, however, tha the shifted to the right in El Salvador. In As U. N. secretary general, Waldheim has addressed crises such as real power lies with Defense Minis­ civil strife in Northern Ireland, the entry of the People’s Republic of under international scrutiny. See DUARTE, page 3 For Duarte, who majored in civil ter Garcia. China into the U. N., the conflict between South Africa and Namibia, engineering, this was the second the Middle East entanglement, and the threat to the minority Bihari time that he has been chosen presi­ population in Bangladesh. dent. In 1972, he won the popular Others receiving degrees are: election easily over the 65-year-old Alden W. Clausen, a long-time executive with Bank of America, who government backed candidate, but last fall became president of the World Bank which is charged with the military nullified the result. making development loans to have-not nations. Clausen joined Bank Duarte was then imprisoned and General Prog of America in 1949, held a series of vice presidential postions, and tortured by the military. He lost two became president and chief executive officer in 1970 — a post he held until his appointment to the World Bank last fall. fingers and had a bone broken in the land and Lincoln tunnels. By DAN LE DUG Rene J. Dubos, a distinguished microbiologist and experimental back of his neck. He went into exile After 39 years of work and ac­ Sews Staff pathologist, won worldwide fame as the discoverer of the first com­ tivity, Lewis decided fishing and mercially produced antibiotic. A humanist and environmentalist as traveling weren’t enough to keep WEDNESDAY Lawrence Lewis was dressed like well as a scientist, Dubos has written more than two dozen books, him busy. “There was a serious con­ any other student on campus — a includingSoH u m a n an A n im al which won a Pulitzer Prize in 1969. cern on my wife’s part, ” he added, Notre Dame jacket, khaki pants and Teddy Kollek has been mayor of Jerusalem since 1965. Prior to that “that I had been so active that just » FOCUS hiking boots. He carried a spiral Kollek had been an Israeli minister to the United Stales and a ranking quitting and going fishing wouldn’t notebook that had mimeographed official in Premier David Ben Gurion’s government. He is co-author of be enough.” after he was freed. He returned to El assignment sheets sticking out of it. several books on Jerusalem, includingjems«/ew;City of Mandkind Salvador in March, 1980 when he He transferred into Notre Dame’s To keep busy, he tried work as a and Pilgrims to the Holy Land. His adroit handling of the Christian, consultant. “But I began to realize replaced a civilian who had resigned General Program of Liberal Studies Jewish and Islamic cultures in the Holy City has earned him wide trying to fire Defense Minister Jose last fall. N otre Dame accepted 60 two things, if I was going to stay at it 1 praise. Guillermo Garcia. credits from Brooklyn Polytechnic was going to have to work at it Nicholas Lobkowicz, a former Notre Dame associate professor of After the slayings of four mis­ Institute giving him junior status. steady. The second thing that oc­ philosophy, is the president of the University of Munich. He joined the sionaries last D ecem ber 2, the But, there was something a little un­curred to me was that if I did it faculty there in 1967, and served as professor, rector, and dean of the United States applied pressure to the usual about those credits — they steady, then, in essence, it didn’t School of Arts and Letters before assuming the presidency in 1976. An junta to restructure itself The dated from the 1930s. make any sense to retire. expert on Marxism, he has published numerous articles and books on military then named Duarte, who Larry Lewis is 65 years old. “I started to look at what would be philosophy, ethics and political thought. was supported by the United States, Lewis retired from the Port Aut­ a transitional device, and it came to Pat O’Brien has starred in 1 10 motion pictures, most notably as as Duarte had replaced a civilian in hority of New York and New Jersey me that possibly schooling would be in the 1940 Warner Bros, filmKnute Rockne - A ll the junta who had resigned trying in 1979. He had served as manager president of the junta. The reor­ of tunnels, responsible for the Hol­ See LEWIS, page 5 See DEGREES, page 3 News Brie fs Wednesday, March 25, 1981 — page 2

by The Observer and The Associated Press

Robert E. WTute,former U.S. Ambassador to El Salvador, will deliver a lecture tomorrow on “The Crisis in El Salvador and All My Administrators American Foreign Policy” at Saint Mary’s College. As a career foreign service officer, White has served as the U.S. Ambassador to Paraguay from 1977-80, and as deputy U.S. permanent representative to the Ted: Have some coffee boys. Now before I leave for El T Organization of American States from 1975-77. White also served Salvador, we’ve got to get this housing situation cleared with the Peace Corps as director for Utin America from 1968-70. This up. service was followed by tours as deputy chief of Mission in Managua Mary Fran Callahan John: Well, w e’ve got 125 w om en moving in next fall. from 1970-72 and Bogota from 1972-75. White entered the Foreign Senior Copy Editor We’ve got to keep those tuition revenues coming in. Service in 1955 and his early service included assignments to the But you know, things are a little crowded. There just United Nations, Hong Kong, Canada, Ecuador, Dominican Republic aren’t enough rooms on campus. and Central America. He served the U.S. Navy for two years and, after M ichael: Well, I can lottery off about 300 men. That’ll Inside Wednesday! receiving a bachelor’s degree from St. Michael’s college in Winooski, give us a lot more room. Vt., he studied in England on a Fulbright scholarship. White holds John: Oh, the woman will accuse us of being sexists. master’s degree from the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy. — Ted: No, the women know that there is crime across think we could withdraw tenure. The Observer the country, so of course, there is crime in South Bend. Ted: Sure we can. We’ll just set a University prece­ PreSldCIlt Reagangave a key national security job to They w ouldn’t w ant to go off. dent. I was having breakfast a Couple of days ago with Vice President George Bush on Tuesday despite complaints by John: Well, we still have the problem of the two my dear friend Warren Burger, and of course, it’s his Secretary of State Alexander M. Haig Jr. Only hours after Haig empty floors in the new dorm. We can’t leave those occupation to set precedents. He could advise us. expressed his dissatisfaction on Capitol Hill, Reagan named Bush the rooms empty. Many a dollar would be down the tube. M ichael: Well then I’ve got it!! We can then take the chairman of a “crisis management team ” to coordinate the govern­ Ted: Well we can’t put the 300 guys in there. You faculty houses and rent them to the 300 students. ment’s response to foreign and domestic emergencies. The president know all their Chrisian ethics and Catholic upbringings Ted: Great, great. And since we re not talking campus said his decision "was guided in large m easure by the fact that manage­ would be thrown out the window. It’s much better to housing ment of crises has traditionally and approprately been done within the send them off campus and let them learn about urban John: We don’t have charge them dorm rates. And we White House. ” White House press secretary James S. Brady, who ear­ sociological problems. Besides, the alums wouldn’t like can also charge the faculty regular rates for living in the lier in the day indicated that no decision would be made until later in it if we moved the guys in the gals’ dorms. I was having dorms since they’re not students. the week, hurriedly summoned reporters back to the White House dinner with Pope John last week, and over pasta, he said M ichael: And those professors will keep the kids in Tuesday evening to make the announcement. He said that in any that he is so proud of Notre Dame. We’re theo n ly Cat­ line. It will be a good education for them. emergency, Reagan “would of course be available to make all critical holic institution left without John: And we don’t have decisions and to chair the crisis management teams where his coed dorms. to worry about not making, presence may be needed. Asked if Haig was unhappy to the point of John: Gosh, maybe he’ll er losing, all the m oney from threatening to resign about the decision, Brady said, “Haig is on give us a papal medal or the vacant rooms. b o a rd .” — AP something. That would be Ted: And the alumni will good p.r. for us. We could love it. You know we will be display it in the alumni office The United Mine Workers’ bargaining council the first in the country to and show it off, get m ore pondered a new three year coal pact yesterday amid signals that the have the professors live with donations. But we’ve got to union’s leadership might sidestep a proud “no contract, no-work” the students in the dorms. fill th e gals’ dorm som ehow. tradition to avert a nationwide strike set for Friday. The UMW’s 39- And just think how we can If we don’t fill it, w e will not member bargaining council convened to vote upon the proposed sell the lottery as an educa­ make, er, lose a lot o f money. settlement reached a day earlier by union negotiators and tion in itself. Those kids will But you’re right. We can’t representatives of the Bituminous Coal Operators Association. By ear­ be so well versed in combat­ put men there. That would ly evening, there was no word on what the decision would be. Union ting urban crime. Even Har­ not make us as marketable to president Sam Church was expected to approach the leadership with vard and Yale don't have the conservative parents. the possibility of seeking an extension of the current pact, which anything like this. Another Ted: Well, I was having expires at 12:01 a.m. EST friday, in order to keep 160,000 UMW mem­ first for us. lunch with Mayor Byrne the John: Yes, it’s important bers on the job during the 9 or 10 day ratification process. Only during other day, and she told me to keep those alums happy. World War II, when the nation was critically in need of coal, have — while she was ordering unon miners worked after their contract expired. —AP And with all the money, her asparagus tails — that they’ll donate, we can build The Reagan administration,already pushing to she is going to move into one of Chicago’s worstmore faculty/student dorms. Maybe we could even eliminate most passenger rail service across the country, said yester­ housing projects to get a firsthand view of crime. And name one Cabrini Hesburgh with you retiring and all. just think of all the respect and admiration she’ll get. day it wants to dismantle the Northeast’s major rail freight carrier Ted: Oh, I am so touched. Well boys, I’m so glad we This gives me a thought. Maybe we could rent out the got this whole thing settled so easily. You know, I can’t immediately. The Transportation Department told Congress it wants empty P E rooms to faculty to encourage them to get aunderstand why the students cause such a commotion to sell the most lucrative elements of the 16-state Conrail system to firsthand view academic life at Notre Dame. over this housing thing. Sometimes they just don’t see private railroads. And it urged lawmakers to cut off any federal sub­ John: Oh, that would be so nice for the catalogue. how obvious some solutions really are. sidies for the line, which also serves portions of the Midwest, after this Think how the high school kids would buy that kind of fiscal year. In addition to its freight lines, Conrail operates commuter student/faculty interaction. We could probably even trains, carrying 500,000 persons a day, primarily into up the tuition more than 12 percent and still be able to Observer notes_____ and Philadelphia. There is widespread agreement that the commuter fill the place three tim es over. service, which itself loses money, should be turned over to local tran­ Have you witnessed a crime which should be sit agencies, whether or not the parent line survives. But rail industry M ichael: But how are we going to get the faculty to agree to it? We might have a slight problem getting reported? Do you have newsworthy information sources said if Conrad's freight lines were put up for sale, the govern­ them to sell their houses and move into the dorms. You which might turn into an important article? Is there ment would not find a buyer unless it first resolved major labor know they all can be so demanding. something we should be covering? If so, callThe O b­ problems plaguing the railroad, including costly job protection Ted: We’ll just stress that faculty who reside on server news department and let us know. We clauses costing hundreds of millions of dollars. —AP campus will get priorty in getting tenured. And the welcome any and all contributions from our readers tenured professors will have to live in the dorm. If they — call 283-7471,8661, or 1715,24 hours a day, Sun­ Communist Poland’s top labornegotiator don’t, w e’ll w ithdraw tenure. day through Thursday. All sources are guaranteed warned Tuesday of economic chaos and civil war unless Solidarity John: Heh, heh. They all complain about the tenure; confidentiality. moderates its demands, but angry union officials scheduled a your’re right Ted. That’s they way to get ’em. But I don’t nationwide warning strike for Friday. 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By SHEILA SHUNICK related organization which was The women from ND offered their Staff Reporter ’ formed thirty years ago by Father time and labor in whatever way the Ralph Belting to try to improve the Christian Appalachian Project Thirteen Notre Dame Students conditions of poverty and oppres­ needed. Some of them worked in did not spend their Spring break in sion in the mountains of Kentucky. the usual fashion this year. While Since its origin, the Christian Ap­ child development centers making others basked in the sun in Florida or palachian Project has grown, and learning materials or acting as teach­ the Carribean, these students today it provides many services in ing aides. Others worked in the sweated from hard work in the Ap­ the areas of economic and human fields, helped to set up recreation palachians. development to the community. areas, or worked with emotionally From March 14th to the 22nd, The providing of better and more handicapped adults in a drafts thirteen residents of Lewis Hall, un­ jobs, child development centers, der the guidance of their rector, homes for delinquent boys and girls, program designed to offer support Moira Baker, travelled to Appalachia homes for the elderly and programs to the com m unity and a small source and worked with the Christian Ap­ for the deaf arc only a few of these of income to these handicapped palachian Project. C A P is a church services. adults.

Perched atop the roof, this student takes advantage o f the spring . . .Duarte weather, (photo by Rachel Blount)

who actuality arc 50 to 60 families, continued from page t operations which include coup at­ ow ned 60 percent of all the farmable tempts. Spring Concert 1970 and 1980, the party split and land in El Salvador. The estates of During the last year, several right the leftist wing of the party these families have been turned into wing coup attempts have been NOTRE DAME CONCERT BAND withdrew. Each time, it was the cooperatives. The government had aborted. Two of the attempts were more progressive wing of the party promised to pay back these families, personally aborted by the U.S. am that withdrew. The splits have but this has not been done. This was bassodor Robert White. Reagan has THURS - MARCH 26th served to undermine the broad sup­ the first stage of Duarte’s three stage withdrawn White from El Salvador port the party and Duarte once agrarian program. The second phase claiming that he had become too in­ A.C.C. enjoyed. has not been able to be imple­ volved in the country’s internal af­ In 1972, Duarte had the support mented. fairs. University of Notre Dome of the Christian Democrats the So­ Duarte has also nationalized the Financial and military aid by the Admission Free 8:15 pm cial Demacrats, and the Communist sugar, coffee, and cotton trade and United States has increased, raising Party, which at that time was using has taken over 51 percent of the speculation that another Viet Nam is proper electoral procedures to gain bank stocks. on the horizon. It has been spec­ support. When Duarte became The third stage of Duarte’s ulated that the leftists have Russian president he still had their support, agrarian program is called the “Land backing. It is hoped, however, that but they soon withdrew that sup­ to the Tiller" stage, and it is the aid will allow Duarte’s programs port. supposed to be a classical agrarian to he carried out and not that an in­ Guillermo Ungo, who was reform. The government has divided crease in the violence will occur. Duarte's running mate in 1972, has the smaller plots of land and given it The violence in the country has E.J. Rib since split from the Christian to families. claimed 15,000 lives in the past 15 Democrats and now is the head of The main problem facing Duarte months. The war between the left­ Experienced, dependable, the Democratic Revolutionary Front in his agrarian reform is the lack of ists and the military is escalating. ( FDR), the leading leftist coalition in land and the overabundance of The United States now has over 50 barbeque specialists El Salvador. Ungo has said of Duarte people. El Salvador comprises 4 per­ military advisors in the country and that he is "merely a puppet of the cent of the land mass and 21 percent is also sending arms. Military aid may United States." of the population of Central he increased to $35 million from the Open April 1st The FDR’s three major factions America. present $10 million. The administra­ are the Communost Party, dissident The leftists are against the reform tion may be attempting to deal with 8:00 pm Christian Democrats, and Social program because it gives support to the situation in a military manner. Democrats. This group started to the junta. According to ex­ Economic aid may increase 1338 Lincolnway West form after the military rigged the ambassador Robert White, the $ 100,000 from its present $63 5 mil­ election of 1977. reform has undermined the leftists. lion. Duarte’s success is dependent Deliveries: 24 hour service 7 days a week Duarte has broken up the “Big The leftists have responded by on this economic aid. 14”, as they arc called in the raiding the affected farms and shoot­ Duarte was three times elected I Don'tDor walk — talk... country. The Fourtenn Families, ing at the farmers. mayor of San Salvador and is con­ Duarte, in order to institute the sidered to be El Salvador’s most in­ We are as near to you as your phone reforms, has had to declare a state of fluential politician. He was first siege. To enforce the reform, order elected mayor in 1964. Fr. Robert Lw 289-7021 ------289-7022 must be implemented. However, Felton, who has met with Duarte, .. .Degrees Duarte has little control over describes him as being a man of military and security forces, and this “personal principle.” He also stated continued from page I has retarded the progress of the that Duarte is not a wealthy man. He ND Student Union reform. lives in a borrowed house and did Am erican whose cast included The “Fourteen Families” exiled not have enough money to send his presents: as famed halfback themselves to Miami, where they are children to school in the United George Gipp. Winner of two Emmy believed to he financing right wing States. Awards for his television acting and a star on the stage as well as screen , O’Brien's most recent film is Ragtim e, a Dino de Laurentis production which also stars James Applications for the 1981-82 Cagney, an actor who shared the screen with O’Brien in numerous AUDIO-VISIONS war movies. Allen S. Rupley, a director of W. R. Student Government Grace & Company, has served Grace TOUR 81 & Co. in various capacities since Cabinet Positions 1917. In February 1966, he was elected chairman of the hoard. Al­ though he retired from this position will be made available starting in 1971, he still serves as director of the company, advisor to the presi­ dent, and as a member of various committees. Rupley is also president March 24 of Grace Foundation, Inc., and a director of Grace Institute. Barbara Tuchman's third book, at the The Guns of August won for her a Pulitzer Prize in 1963. Since then and special guest LOVERBOY the book, about the early months of Student FRIDAY MARCH 27 8:00pm World War 1, has been translated in­ NOTRE DAME A.C.C. to 14 languages. An historian, Mrs. All seats reserved : 19.00 & $8.00 ,. '4 Tuchman also wroteStillwell and Government On sale now at: A.C.C. Box Office, Robertson’s in the American Experience in China, South &md & Concord Mall, First Bank- Main Branch, which earned her a secound Pulitzer St. Joe Bank- Main Branch, Elkhart Truth, Suspended in 1972. Her most recent work, A Offices Chord in Elkhart all three River City Outlets including Distant Mirror, w hich was about life City , Recordland in.Benton Harbor, |.R ’$ in in the 14th Century, sold almost on the second floor of LaFortune. LaPorte, Butterfly in Warsaw, Good Sounds in Knox 600,000 copies in its first year. PRODUCED BY SUNSHINE and CELEBRATION University offlcals said there may be a few additions to the list before Must be returned by March 31... Commencement. Editorials Wednesday, March 25, 1981 — page 4 Why Reagan ? P.O. Box Q

What is the purpose of giving an honorary degree, or naming someone a commencement speaker? It should be a recognition of Judy’s death: another view extraordinary service or achievement, but most importantly it should be to honor accomplishments made in the spirit of the institu­ Dear Editor: feeling of hopeless anger that it once one has been stained tion which is bestowing the award. For that reason, we oppose Fr. On M arch 13, The Observer brings. by violence, one can never return Hesburgh's invitation to Ronald Reagan to speak at graduation published an article by Daniel Last May, as I gobbled down a to idealism. I have pity on the cerem onies in May. Bell, titled “ Rights To All Life?” . quick breakfast before work, I families of the mutilated victims According to Fr. Hesburgh, Notre Dame is a Catholic university The article was a poignant and first heard the news on the radio. that were once living beings. I which upholds the ideals of that religious institution. But these emotional story of the small group A personal friend, actor, have pity on the rape victims who ideals conflict with those of the new president, and leaves us of protesters who prayed for musician, artist, and USC-bound will forever be psychologically wondering how appropriate it is to extend such an important invita­ Steven Judy outside the Indiana high school senior, was gunned stained and haunted by their past tion. prison where he was down outside his home in — the living victims. Steven One of the most glaring conflicts involves President Reagan’s electrocuted. I am appreciative of Queens, NY. His name was Judy’s sentence was far more stance toward the country of El Salvador. On Monday, over200 ND Mr. Bell’s views on the subject, Steven Zwickert and for three merciful compared to the death students marched through South Bend to protest this stance, and but I feel that I deserve equal days the cold metropolis stood sentences that he passed on to his the Catholic church has attacked Reagan for sending military aid to time. still and watched his family and helpless victims. a government believed responsible for brutalizing both Americans I live in a little town called New friends gather for his funeral. and native Salvadorans. Amnesty International, the United Nations York City and have had violent I envy the strength of Mr. Bell's Garrett R. Frakes and others have condemned the Duarte junta for its massive human crime touch my life. I know the Christian views, but Fisher Hall rights violations while attempting socialist agrarian reforms, yet Reagan is sending more weapons and advisers to this confused regime. Hesburgh’s invitation is a tacit endorsement of Reagan’s policies. Fed programs p There are other conflicts as well. As Governor of California, Reagan fought a messy battle with state educators over his Colman McCarthy proposals to cut back state funding of California colleges. As Presi­ In the mid-1960s, when every­ program that provides jobs and dent he proposes budget cuts which will hurt the poor, a tax cut Foster Grandparents. The thing liberal seemed to come up saves more dollars than it ex­ which we believe will benefit the wealthy much more than the program, in which low-income el­ roses and programs like Job pends...The Job Corps has been a needy, and a reduction in Customs and Immigrations Services, even derly citizens work 20 hours a Corps, Head Start, Foster leader in synthesizing methods though Fr. Hesburgh's recently completed report to Congress week caring for children who may Grandparents, Legal Services and materials to educate and train called for increases in this service. On one important moral issue, be handicapped or retarded, and VISTA blosssomed like the most hardcore disad­ abortion, Reagan’s campaign call for a constitutional amendment operates in more than 200 sites. springtime itself, it was accepted vantaged.” banning it is right in line with the Pope’s recently reiterated stand, With Mrs. Reagan’s enthusiasm that these were liberal programs. In a throwback of its own to the yet, ironically, Fr. Hesburgh is not completely in a t greemenl with — her involvement goes as far Liberals like Sargent Shriver at 1960s, the Reagan budget trim­ Reagan here either. back as 1967 in Sacram ento and the old Office of Economic Op­ mers, as they were about to knife The ideas expressed here are not directed toward the new presi­ as recently as a trip a few days ago portunity created them. Other into the Job Corps, repeated an dent. We know where Ronald Reagan stands on these and other to a center in Prince George’s liberals — Joseph Califano in the argument Richard Nixon used in issues, and we respect that, even if we did not endorse it in Novem­ County, Md. — the program’s Lyndon Johnson White House — his 1968 cam paign: that it costs ber. We also know where the University stands, and that is where budget is to be increased next lobbied for them, and liberals in more to put someone through the the questions and conflicts arise. year. Congress funded them. Job Corps than Harvard. Hatch Why was Ronald Reagan invited to speak at graduation? He will Head Start is also safe. In fact, That analysis was simplistic. A said this was ridiculous. He told a become the fifth president to receive an honorary degree: will Notre so many politicians have come to number of people knew better, reporter that “ we’re talking about Dame simply honorevery ascendant to the White House, regardless know its excellence that it was especially Shriver. These are functionally illiterate kids who of ideological background? Winning the American presidency is one of the Reagan administra­ programs, he argued, that have a stand no chance whatsoever of now an achievement which merely signifies the victor is very tion’s “ safe seven” programs. built-in appeal for conservative going to Harvard, or any other wealthy and had little else to do but campaign for two years. But what of all the others that Republicans who want to go university for that matter. We’re Ronald Reagan gained his wealth and celebrity status as a televi­ aren’t safe? Are they to be cut or beyond ideology: Money is talking about saving kids from a sion and movie actor, not for any outstanding service to his church abolished merely because no Or­ thrown at problems, all right, but lifetime on the public dole.” or country, and this helped enable him to become president. Bring­ rin Hatch or Nancy Reagan has in a few years the money gets That was the liberal sentiment ing fellow actor Pat O'Brien in fora degree is only a further reminder kindly regards for them? Are we thrown back, sometimes double 16 years ago, except that Hatch of Reagan’s non-noteworthy past. O’Brien is best remembered for to have a policy of pet programs? or triple the cost. In addition, the the conservative speaks with his portrayal of countless Irish Catholic priests in B-movies of long programs have minimal federal even greater authority today. He If Legal Services, VISTA, and ago, and honoring him at commencement seems to us to be no more involvement. has visited established Job Corps similar poverty programs now than a publicity stunt. Time has proven Shriver to be centers. He has read the perfor­ operated by the Community The Observer does not oppose bringing in proponents of differing uncannily accurate. A few days mance studies, which have been Services Administration are un­ ideological viewpoints, but graduation is not the time for such a ago. Sen. Orrin Hatch, the Utah positive. der attack and with no patron with forum. The last president to speak at commencement, Jimmy Car­ conservative who is the new With Hatch proclaiming that clout to protect them, then we are ter, used the opportunity not to address the graduates but to make a chairman of the Senate Commit­ the “ public investment in the Job back to the simplism that political speech: Many are expecting Reagan to do the same. But tee on Labor and Human Corps is economically efficient,” prevailed when the programs that also is not the purpose of agraduation speaker. Merely because Resources, sounded like the up­ the Office of Management and began in the mid-60s: They are the he is a man of prestige is not reason enough to award the president a beat Shriver of old in defending Budget has changed its mind, and creations of liberals. This being degree. UN Secretary General Kurt Waldheim, an outspoken adv­ the Job Corps. Don’t dare tamper will leave the program intact. an administration of con­ ocate of human rights (a priority dropped by the Reagan administra­ with the Job Corps, Hatch If a few field trips to Job Corps servatives, ideologey alone is jus­ tion, but embraced by Carter and Fr. Hesburgh), has already been warned his soulmates in the centers impressed Sen. Hatch, tification to batter them. invited as another honorary degree recipient, and we feel that he Reagan administration: “ Here at the same approach led Nancy If anything, officials of most of would be a preferable commencement speaker to Ronald Reagan. last...is a government job training Reagan to become an advocate of the threatened poverty programs have strained to be apolitical. They understood that to be even Doonesbury Garry Trudeau suspected of leftish leanings creates useless trouble. WHETHER THE U S. M EANT TO W IN IMF ITIUASNTEASY. WE'D BEEN LOOKING FOR TT W AS PERFECT. SMALL, CLOSER) HOME, A N D THE R E S - WELL, NO, THEY Enter David Stockman, a teen­ VIETNAM WAR OR NOT, TODAY THERE IS A PLACE TO DRAW THE UNE FOR WEER5, AND THE RI6HTSIDE WAS ALREADY WIN- ager when legislation establishing CROWING PRESSURE TO FINDA WAR WE S/A N SA 6R E E P m E D SOME PERSIAN BUT THERE JU ST WEREtD.ANY CIVIL WARS N IN6. WE H ITIT HARD. WITHIN DAYS, WE'D WITH YOUR GULF STATE, BUTWE many of these programs was C AN W IN U.S. STRATEGIST AB E LEVIN ON THE FRONTPAGE. FINALLY, SOME GUY TURNED ELSALVADOR INTO A METAPHOR CHOICE? PUTOURFOOTDOUJN. passed. Neither he nor Reagan EXPLAINS HOW EL 5AIVAD0R HAS SELECTED IN RESEARCH HIT ON EL SALVADOR. FOR THE GEOPOUTlCALSTRmE BETWEEN THE SUPERPOWERS! ^ has offered detailed evidence that FA the poverty programs aren’t working or are wasting money, or that the need has vanished. Is it to be imagined that con­ gressional appropriations or over­ sight committees have been fooled all these years? Or that conservatives like Hatch, as wary as anyone about do-gooders and turf-protecting bureaucrats, have let theirguard down?

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Today Wednesday, March 25, 1981 — page 5 Molarity Michael Molinelli Campus

rMEWEI TO MMRI50M— \r i s q n M A Vi" 6 0 T A N / TAKER’S HERE, PCS? WHERE IS 5AY5 NOTHIN'IMPORTANT J% PRODUCER SAID "THEY P V •12:15 p.m. — lenten mass; I5CHWART Z £ m _ EVERYONE TyxHi^~Js~ ^ 5Ate NOTHIN'URONG V ADD SOME SP/CE father griffin, lafortune rathskel­ ■ S L ^ I W E KNOWN ROCK AT, WE'VE 6 o r G u it a r s z t !s JUST A TYPICAL r Bfl/CAHAM Yo UNGi AND ler, all welcome. ITS BEST W E'V E OOT SPlNNETS. WE'RE NOT EXACTLY BUT NO ONE CARED WHEN. TOP NO SONGt •7 p.m. — special presentation AND IT ONLY LAST J u s T p o /v n y a n p m a r ie WENr WEST for juniors; paul rcynolds from WROTE THIS 5oMS, WIT* TWUtiT- . 4 th r e e m in u t e s LESS BEAT A the placement bureau, haycs- 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT rV E * m s pla« healy auditorium. I) HALF EMPTY • 7 p.m. — film; juvenile court, part two, room 115 law school. •7 p.m. — film; city lights (1930), ets theatre, 51 admis­ sion. •7, 9, 11 p.m. — film; “julia,” engr. auditorium, $1 admission. . U U i m m n •7:30 p.m. — lecture; faith and feminism, sister mary luke tobin, s.l., director o f the thom as m er­ lon center for creative exchange, carroll hall (smc). © Je ffe rso n C o m m unications, Inc. 1981 D istributed by C.T.N.Y.N.S •7:30 p.m. — forum on 3 ON£THlN&*niE I f FRP-ZEM PIZZA Jerusalem; prof. alan dowty and U gAOBJORCHEF M WITH EXTRA CHEESE haig kalbian, cavanaugh hall Z CAN 10 WITHOUT: I V— o study lounge. u •8 p.m. — concert, elizabethan trio, annenberg auditorium, free. s - O r ^ V i—y . . .Lewis (U II 0 continued from page I JG it. It might open the way to a second CD interest or career — possibly some­ thing helpful in the voluntary field. For instance, helping people run an ACROSS 27 Thlmoie- 53 Soft drink 12 “Of - and organization on the business side." 1 Singer Joan rigger’s drug the River” Choosing a university wasn’t dif­ 5 Monk cousin 54 Gives the 16 Approxi­ The Daily Crossword 8 Pie part 30 Overjumps high sign mated: abbr. ficult for Lewis. As he puts it, he has a 13 Brutish one 35 Volcanic 56 Honed 21 Symbol “real family connection" with Notre 14 Highball National 59 Mermaid 22 Beery and Dame. His youngest daughter, In tennis Park medium W ebster Sharon, is doing graduate work in 15 Indiana 37 W ise bird’s 64 Marlon 26 “Spare the English here and Sharon’s husband is question city 66 Halloween rod, — the Dr. William Leahy in the Economics 17 Faulty 38 Pusher mammal child” faucet catcher 67 Traditional 27 Turned Department. Lewis’ two sons are feature 39 V essel knowhow 28 Speed Notre Dame graduates and his 17 18 Diplomat: letters 68 Watch 29 Indian grandson, Hill, graduated last year. 7T abbr. 40 Agent of crystal state Two of his granddaughters, Kelly 19 Dialects vengeance rims 31 Pitchers and Erin Leahy, live in Breen 20 Upper-class 43 Abundance 69 Whopper 32 Watering Phillips. boaters 44 Relative 70 Singer holes 23 Musical of etc. Home 33 Lakes or Kelly, a junior, had hoped her PPP 46 For each grandfather would Increase his group 71 Moves Plains 35 24 Harness 47 Hereditary laboriously 34 Like fish present load of three classes so he 25 Skagerrak 49 Coffee cup 72 Bark up the 36 Katmandu’s could graduate with her next year. W city 52 Unpleasant wrong tree country “It would be neat to have a double­ 73 River in 41 Tablelands graduation party,” she said. Yesterday’s Puzzle Solved: France 42 Tendon 45 Compared But Lewis said he wants to keep 49 BOBB HQBBQ BBDB DOWN 48 Through the number of his classes down so he □BOB BDBBB BBBB Physique the nose can really enjoy them. HBBDBBBBBBDEinBCl Taj Mahal 50 Saunter Lewis said he has gotten some d b d o q b b b □ □ □ □ □ □ city 51 Pastry teasing from his family about his IIIIIBU QBBB Seva re id 55 Complete □BDBBB BBOBBBBB Light 56 Low tide grades. "When they were in school I 64 BBBBB BBBBB BBB always used to harp on the aspect if BUCJB BDBBB BBBB breezes 57 Limned BOB BBBBB BBBBB 5 Bottle 58 Israeli you were good enough to get in I E IT IT E R E ^ M P U a 6 Desert Fox seaport here, you were good enough to pull ■ ■ O R E LMD E E 7 Clergyman 60 Competent good grades. Of course now, I got an 8 901 61 — the line A and three B’s last semester and 9 Nureyev 62 Sea bird SDBBBTmTp a c BBDDDTM rT F s t B 10 Homed 63 Tag end their version of it is there is no 3/ 25/81 ©1981 by Chicago Tribune-N.Y. News Synd. Inc. DBBBTElfl T H BBBOBEIRIO N T S □ mount 65 WWII spy reason why if you're coming here, All Rights Reserved 11 Highlander agcy. you can’t get good grades and they ask why it wasn’t four A s." Homework is something he hasn't had to deal with in a long time but he said he is getting used to it. "It's get LENTEN PENANCE ting to be easier, in the beginning it was a real test. I haven’t done any ATTENTION: Freshmen real writing in a manual sense in SERVICE years. You get accustomed to having a secretary around and you dictate Sign-up for som ething and if it isn’t the way you like it you dictate it over again. It Sacred Heart Church took a little work to get used to it. 1982 Sophomore Literary I’m accustom ed to it now but it was a big difference. Wednesday A few weeks ago, Lewis was asked Chairman & Executive to participate in discussion for CP juniors and seniors on career oppor- 1 0 p m tunties. Committee "I think I was more helpful to the Presiding: ones who don’t have to go to work or the ones who plan on getting a Sr. Judith Ann Beattie, CSC Apply at Student Union 2nd floor LaFortune masters in business administration,” he said. “The business world puts a Homily: Fr. Dan Jenky, CSC DEADLINE: April 2 premimum on the aspects of a per­ son having some business ex­ perience or background before they Confessions Open to students of all majors get a masters,” he continued. "This was the main point I was trying to fca2|| Following put across to them ” The Observer Wednesday, March 25, 1981 — page 6 Eastern success Lacrosse opens varsity play

Notre Dame’s lacrosse squad will The most importnt question logical candidate for goal, the Irish take a 1-1 record against Purdue O’Leary has faced this year is who defensemen must ad jus to pick up today at 4 p.m. on Cartier Field. The will guard the Irish net. The most ob­ the slack created by Michel’s ab­ lacrosse team, in its first year of var­ vious answer appears to be senior sence. sity competition, travels to the Uni­ tri-captain Tim Michels, who moved “This is a valuable opportunity for versity of Michigan on Saturday. from his accustomed defense posi­ our other defensemen to gain ex­ “Considering the caliber of the tion to the crease over three weeks perience,” O’Leary said. “It would competition we played, ” head coach ago. Michels notched 32 saves while be nice to have Tim back on the Rich O’Leary said.- “I’d have to call allowing 17 goals in the two games defense, but having Tim behind our spring trip a success.” last week for a .653 percentage. them might help the rest of the The Irish defeated Radford Uni­ “Tim has shown outstanding im­ defensemen.” versity, 17-5, before dropping a 13- provem ent so far,” O ’Leary said. "As O’Leary has also fashioned anoth­ 12 overtime decision to Morgan of now, he is the best person we can er twist in the Irish lineup, convert­ State during spring break. Notre put in goal.” ing the team’s three midfield lines Dame also dropped a pair of exhibi­ Even if the goalie question has into two strong lines. Both of the tion matches to Washington and gotten easier for O’Leary to answer, strong lines are offensively-oriented, Lee’s junior varstiy squad and John at east the choices have narrowed. which figures well into O’Leary’s Hopkins’ junior unit. Senior Bob Stewart and and sopho­ game plan. With just over one week left until more Bob Infanger, two of the three “Having a midfield line with good .the start of Midwest Lacrosse As­ goalies listed on the team’s pre­ offensive instinct and talents will sociation action, O'Leary has two season roster, were both injuried in enable us to run offensive plays from more exhibition games to answer practice and saw little if any action both the midfield and attack posi­ whatever questions still remain. on the spring trip. With Michels the tions,” O’Leary said. “That wil give us more offensive possibilities.” There is no question that the mid­ (Girl's Bookstore Basketbal field can handle the offensive chores. Out of the Irish's 29 goals, 15 of them have been scored by the first S IG N — UPS two midfield lines. ■ First 32 teams Thursday night 7 — 9 pm Ainge 443 Lewis Hall accepts 5 girls per team award By WILL GRIMSLEY Associated Press NEW CHAUTAUQUA COFFEEHOUSE] NEW YORK — Danny Ainge played hooky from the Toronto Blue in the Ballroom of La Fortune Jays’ baseball training camp Tuesday to accept the Eastman Award as col­ lege basketball’s “Player of the Junior Jacques Eady of the Notre Dame track team shows he’s Year.” This weekend: ready for the coming outdoor season. The Irish open their outdoor “1 wish I coud have been to camp schedule Saturday at noon with the Notre Dame Invitational at Car­ earlier,” said the slender high- Blues Great Eddie Shaw tier Field. This will be the only home meet o f the spring campaign fo r scoring forward who paced Brigham the Irish, (photo byJohn Macor) with special guest star Young to the Eastern Regional final of the NCAA playoffs before bowing Ellen fflcllwaine to Virginia. famous female vocalist “1 was supposed to be in Dunedin (the Blue Jays’ Florida training quar­ . . . Faust Friday and Saturday 2 shows - ters) on Monday if we lost. But I got permission to delay it so 1 could receive this trophy and play in the 9:30 and midnight continued from page 8 A week later, the first call came. It all-star game Sunday during the was Father Joyce informing Faust NCAA finals in Philadelphia.” admission $1.00 at the door reporter thought HE had the inside that he was a candidate. One Sunday A rare athlete who starred in three scoop, when in fact, no one did. in November, they met on a neutral sports — baseball, basketball and In mid-October, Bill Gleason of court — Indianapolis. “We talked for football — in his Eugene, Ore., high the ChicagoSun Tim es called Faust. about two hours,” Faust recalled. school, the 6-foot-4 Ainge said after “Gerry, how old are you?” Then his tone started getting MATH-SCIENCE much deliberation he decided on “Forty-five.” excited again. “That was the the baseball course as a career al­ How many kids do you have?” weekend of the first playoff game. though pro basketball probably of­ “Three.” We beat Princeton, 28-3 They were fered a quicker early reward. What are their names?” undefeated before they played us, “It was a decision 1 made with my “Bill, why all the questions? ” but we beat ’em 14- wife, Michelle, ” he added. “I enjoy “Well Gerry, congratulations. regular season game and then again basketball but I prefer the leisurely You’re the new football coach at the following week. But anyway, I Notre Dame.” pace o f baseball. There is not all that knew no more when Father and I pounding up and down the floor as “That’s news to me.” finished talking than when we in basketball. “Well, I’m gonna run it in tomor­ started. He just said he’d get hack to “I have to think my knees will last row’s editions. ” me.” longer and I will have a longer “I wouldn’t do that if I were you. ” The following week, Corrigan career. Well, Gleason ran the story, but went to Cincinnati to talk with old “Besides, my wife said she wanted Faust swore he still had not been what’s his name. They talked for me to be able to play with my contacted. Perhaps Father Joyce had four hours. Two weeks later,the call children when I get older.” The made up his mind. Faust’s had been came in. “What date was that,” pon­ Ainges, who were college sweet­ made up for 20 years. But the two dered Faust. “I guess 1 should hearts, have a 15-month-old apparently still had not gotten to­ remember that, huh? 1 remember it daughter, Ashlee. gether. was the Monday after we beat Mas­ sillon for the state title, 30-7.” The date was November 24. The Applications for call was from Father Joyce. “This part of the story, I remember per­ Assistant Treasurer fectly. He said, In the name of Father Hesburgh and the Universiy of Notre Ask a Peace Corps volunteer why she teaches math and Student Government Dame, we’d like to offer you the job general science to high school students in Liberia, West of head...” Africa... Ask another volunteer why he teaches biology and must presently be a sophomore and Faust alm ost cu t him off. “I said physics in the Pacific Islands. They’ll probably say they YES, YES!!! Father said he wanted me want to help people, want to use their skills, travel, learn a going into accounting on the road within the hour, because new language or experience another culture. Ask them: they were going to announce it at four o’clock. I didn’t even get a Register Now at the Placement pick up applications in the Treasurer’s chance to tell the players before I left.” Bureau for Interview: Office 2nd floor LaFortune From that day on, the name Gerry April 7 & 8 Faust bacame a household word. applications due 3 or call 800-621-3670 Friday, April Tomorrow: Paul Mullaney looks at what Faust has done since he 4:00 pm to o k over. Sports Briefs Wednesday, March 25, 1981 — page 7

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The ND-SMC Sailing Clubis beginnning its spring .. .Racing season as host to the MCSA Icebreaker Regatta this weekend on St. Jo e’s Lake. Approxim ately twelve other universities will be co n tin u ed fr o m page 8 ineligible without ever consulting represented. The regatta, which is the Sailing Club's major event of the w hich is som ething theQueen M ary their own scrutineer. There’s always year, will begin at 9 a.m. on Saturday and last until approxiately 3 p.m. has only recently been able to do. early lead, with Reutemann closely pressure when you come up with on Sunday. Anyone who would like to come to the boathouse and Respectable business and political following, as the racers snaked something innovative ” watch the proceedings is welcome. Also, there will be a Regatta Prep leaders flock to be associated with it. through the streets of downtown Chapman’s protests came to Party for all old members and any prospective new members from 2 It is a showcase for the city’s far- Long Beach. Jones had what he nought, however. John Bohrnholdt, p.m. to 5 p.m. at the boathouse on Thursday. The club’s weekly reaching redevelopment plans, and termed a “dreadful start, and sat chairman of the stewards noted that meeting will also be held on Wednesday at 6:30 p.m. in 203 O’Shag. an entertainment spectacle which back and waited as the leaders F1A rules only require the stewards eclipses the race it encompasses. battled. to determine an auto’s legality, Andretti’ teammate, Bruno “not.the specific points of il­ At about 8:30 A.M. the morning of Giacomelli, suffered the only injury legality," a statement that mystified the race, Chris Pook pronounced his Interhall tennis registration deadline is approaching. of the Formula One race when he nearly everyone. Chapman was then doom on the original nay sayers of Each dorm should enter a team consisting of four singles players and brushed two other cars in a hairpin. forced to race last year’s Lotus 81. his pel project. He had the P A an­ two doubles teams. Grad school tennis consists of singles competition He retired to the pits with a slight The Lotus controversy is part of a nouncer greet them with a hearty only. The entry deadline is March 31. sprain of the wrist, and was treated larger Formula One power struggle "Nyeah, nyeah, nyeah ” A young and released by medical technicians. between the French dominated F1A couple looked up at the sky as if to He reportedly spent the rest of the and FOCA, the constructors associa­ find the source of these words of race being comforted in his pain by tion. The two parties often do battle wisdom. She asked when the race three sympathetic blondes. about engine and body specifica­ was to start, but he was busy watch­ Last year’s winner, Nelson Piquet, tions, but luckily the skirmish at ing a bleached blonde in a gold ciub practice The ND-SMC Ultimate Frisbee joined Jones and Reutemann in the Long Beach was mild. Last year’s metallic bikini hawking the races at will he on Wednesday from 9-11 p.m. in the Angela Athletic Facility, winner’s circle by placing a solid battles resulted in the ban on Ascot Park. And so the spectacle followed by the club members' celebration. New members from Saint third in his Parmalat Brabham. Pi­ aerodynamic “skirts ” which help went. Mary’s are encouraged. First game: Saturday at 1 p.m. on McCandless quet rather unceremoniously hold the cars low to the ground, and Field against Grand Valley State College. sprayed Jones and Reutemann with the petty quarrels often resulted in Patrese was forced to drop back the victory champagne, interrupting such debacles as the post race with fuel problems after being an attempted buss for Jones from elimination of the Spanish GP from passed by Reutemann and Jones, and Miss Toyota Grand Prix. (Jones and championship points. soon retired from the race. Jones Reutemann cannot publicly imbibe To long time residents of Long passed his teammate on lap 32, Interhall meetingsfor baseball, graduate softball and alcohol due to the sponsorship of Beach, the unreality of the entire when Reutemann went “wide in the men’s and women’s softball and soccer, will be held this week. The the Saudi Arabian national airline, spectacle overshadows the esses . Jones never relinquished the softball meeting is scheduled for today at 4:30 p.m. The soccer Saudia.) microcosm of FI racing. When lead for the rest of the 80 lap race. meeting is tomorrow at 4:15 p.m., followed by graduate softball and The sole note of controversy of I.BGP president Chris Pook first baseball at 4:45 p.m. All meetings will be in the ACC auditorium and the weekend was struck when 11 proposed the race to various Long A good sign appeared for attendance is mandatory. teams protested the new Team Beach city officials, their reaction American racers in the 4th and 5th Lotus entry, the Lotus 88. Despite was mostly disbelief, and in some place finishes of Americans Mario the protests of Lotus team leader, circles, laughter. The city had just Andretti and Eddie Cheevers. the irrepressible Colin Chapman, recently purchased the aging ocean Andretti provided some of the most the stewards of the race ruled the liner Queen M ary in a mad attem pt exciting moments of the race as he MEN'S DOUBLES RACOUETBALL car ineligible under F1A (Federation to gain national status away from the battled in his Alfa Romeo with Fcr- Phillip (1752). Hovig (1747) v Meakin, Internationale de I'Automobile) shadow of Los Angeles. City officials rari’s Didier Pironi for 4th place. The A INTERHALL Campbell (1161) rules. While the ineligibility were in no mood to further risk their turbo charged Ferrari overcame the Brassard (232-2578), Onufrak (233- revolved around the dual suspen­ jobs by isolating a major chunk of 12 cylinder Alfa in the straights, but 6891) v. Pineda (8718), Shank (8717) MIXED DOUBLES sion system of the car, in which the the downtown area for an entire Andretti was able to take the posi­ OPEN MEN’S SINGLES RACQUET- Rosenberger (277-6735). Rosenfield driver and the engine float indepen­ week. They had enough problems tion for good in the turns. BALL (287-2577) v. W elsh (1267) W elsh (1136) dently of the body and the chassis, getting the city known jokingly as Andretti’s charge from 7th to 4th Freedman (233-0973) v O Connor Margel (6372). Kahale (6827) v. Staab the specific rule violation was not "Little Iowa ” to accept a civic center position was one of the few events (7994) Schmitz (1670) (4202) stated by the stewards. renewal plan. that elicited a reaction from the Sun­ Lake (289-8163) v Desaulniers (1655) Brown (3264), DesLoge (7905) v. Schaeffer (232-1687) v. Wilkas (1154) Larkner (3097), Powers (8546) “My car has been black flagged — And yet Pook’s seemingly bizarre day crowd of 125,000. While 85,000 Reagan (8375) v Phillips (1752) Drancik (2909). Meakin (1161) v. Mos- with no official notification as to plan succeeded. With the help of a paid to see the race, thousands of Kirn (3479) v Pacek (277-0485) kop (8143), Laugheim (3117) why, ” an indignant Chapman told few key civic and business leaders, others observed from offices, apart­ Hirsch (6761), Tillotson (1757) v Pizzato(3271) v Meakin (1161) the press. “1 came to Long Beach to the race began and grew in stature ment buildings, and construction Guilfoyle (3553) v. Wicke (1665) Stefan,k (7989). Harrell (287-2577) Brown (3264) v, Slolwyk (8891) Bialek (4588). Butler (4579) v. Cer- race , and it is unbelievable that the until it now attracts national atten­ cranes hung high over the race Iglar (233-7525) v Croke(234 2880) venak (1292). Pierce (1424) stewards would rule Lotus tion, and it operates in the black, track.

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We recruit a lot ofbut that if ever things should change, Faust. kids from Moeller at Virginia.” he’d keep me in consideration.” RITES OF SPRING? — The N otre Dame managers have just over one They do at Notre Dame, too. And All was quiet on the Irish coaching week to pack up the basketballs and get out the footballs again. Spring By MICHAEL ORTMAN the names of several of the players front until, as Faust puts it, “Coach practice for the football team opens this Saturday, with the annual Sports Writer have become household names in Devine surprised everybody with Blue-Gold intrasquad game slated for Saturday, May 2 in the stadium. football circles. But their high his announcement.” Although the practice jerseys will still be the same for now, Notre This is a true story. school coach was relatively un­ Faust was sitting at home that Dame’s game jerseys next season will be blue and gold, a change from Gene Corrigan was sitting in the known. August day when he got a call from the green and gold combination which Dan Devine (Remember him? offices of Fr. Edmund P. Joyce, the Faust’s road to the Golden Dome someone not even connected with He was the guy standing with Jane Byrne on the float at Chicago’s St. man whose task it was to select a began long before Devine an­ Moeller football. “Gosh, who was it,” Patrick’s Day Parade. Jane was the one in the green fur.) introduced at successor to football coach Dan nounced his resignation last August. he squirmed as he tried to recall the the 1977 USC game. Devine. The two were discussing As has been told over and over, details. The funny fact is that Faust Notre Dame athletics and the pos­ Notre Dame is the place Faust has recalls every point of every 1980 sibility of Corrigan succeeding retir­ wanted to be since he was at Moeller game with astounding VENI, VIDI, V1CI (o r GERRY FAUST’S GUIDE TO COLLEGE ing Athletic Director Moose Krause. Chaminade High School in Dayton, quickness, but he has trouble RECRUITING) — Speculation has been running wild about the Now Corrigan’s no rookie in the Ohio. But it was Faust himself who remembering the trivial details of success of Notre Da t me’s football recruiting this year, and at least one field, but this is roughly what was took the first step toward his current his hiring. expert backs up that contention. said... position. The caller was a friend of Dr. Vehr Joe Marcin, a veteran writer forThe Sporting News and a shrewd “Gene, what do you think of Gerry “Three or four years ago, I wrote — Nick’s dad. Nick had called home judge of prep grid talent, estimates that Notre Dame “had by far the Faust as a candidate for the head to Father Joyce and asked that if the to say that Coach had told the best recruiting year of any college in the country.” In fact, according football coaching position? I kind of job ever opened up, I’d like to be players that he wouldn’t be back, to Marcin the Irish may have landed the most talented crop of prep like him ” considered,” he related recently in and that it would be announced at players of any school in recent years. "Forgive me. Father, but I’m not that raspy voice which is rapidly halftime of that night’s televised ex Notre Dame’s prize catch includes 13 Parade all Americans, six familiar with that name. Gerry becoming as familiar as his name. ibition pro game. more than the previous best for the Irish. As far as Marcin can recall, And in front of their TV that night the most Parade or blue-chip" stars inked to national letters by any were the Fausts — Gerry and school previously was the 11 signed by Johnny Majors in his first year Mariene. And the -announcement at Tennessee. came. And Mrs. Faust smiled and However, the number of outstanding signees is not a true indication said, “You’re gonna get that job. I’ve or guarantee of success on the field, since those stars signed by Ten­ got a feeling.” nessee would have been seniors this past season. In fact, the recruiting The next day, the Moeller football season which followed Notre Dame’s 1973 national championship teams would be engaged in pre- was considered at the time to be poorer than most, but those same season scrimmages from 9 a.m. 6 freshman earned the next national crown for the Irish in 1977. p.m. The sophomore team and two Nevertheless, Marcin added that “12 or 13 blue chippers are good separate squads comprised of varisty by any standard, and six or seven should turn out to be outstanding players, each had games that Faust players, even a few all-Americans. When a team can get six good was to coach. But the media blitz players every year, they are going to be tough.” arrived at 7:30 a.m. There he was, Marcin finished with a powerful prophecy: “This fall, there will be trying to prepare for a hectic day of more football talent on the Notre Dame campus than there has been doing what he does best, and trying since Leahy.” to answer curious probing questions Whew! from writers and TV crews. Being the man he is, Faust wanted to take HIGH ON PRINCIPLES — Despite the afore mentioned recruiting care of them all, yet he really had no­ successes of recruiting coordinator Brian Boulac and Faust, it seems thing new to say. that the football office has not compromised their principles or morals The storm quieted for a few in the process. Many of you have probably read this story in theSouth weeks, but speculation continued. Bend Tribune or your hometown paper, but for those of you who Every region of the country had haven’t: their own candidate — Faust in the When Faust was visiting with an unnamed recruit recently, the grid Midwest, UCLA’s Terry D onohue in hopeful’s stereo was turned up rather loud. The recruit’s mother the West, Harvard’s Joe Restic in the walked into the room to turn the stereo volume down, at which the Northeast, Arkansas’ Lou Holtz in recruit pushed his mother away from the stereo and told her to “get the Southwest, and so on. And every your (expletive deleted) hands off my stereo.” Gerry Faust will begin his first spring practice session as Notre After talking to the boy for a few more minutes, Faust told him that Dame football coach this Saturday, (photo by Rachel Blount) See FAUST, page 6 Notre Dame did not need that kind of person and walked out of the recruit’s house with the scholarship offer he didn’t deliver.

DOWN FOR THE COUNT — One of Faust’s new defensive recruits A Grand Prix party has been tackling opponents all winter. Mike Golic, the younger brot­ her of Bob Golic who was Notre Dame’s first two sport all-American (football and wrestling) since Moose Krause, finished third in Ohio’s Formula One thrives in USA state wrestling championships two weeks ago. A senior linebacker at St. Joseph High School in Cleveland, the younger Golic won the By TOM KOEGEL their Canon cameras (official and assorted Miss Toyota Grand Prix coveted Lou Groza award earlier this year, an award given annually to Sen ior Staff Reporter camera), and saw various officials of of Long Beach finalists available for the top prep football player in the Greater Cleveland area. McDonnell Douglas Aircraft Cor­ picture taking. For the very, very VIP IRISH 40, ST. PATRICK LUV — During their recent West Coast trip, LONG BEACH, Calif. — Alan Jones poration, the constructors of the Moet Champagne (you guessed it, the Irish men’s and women’s tennis squads squared off in a net swept to victory in the sixth annual DC-10 (the official airplane?). the official champagne of the GP) doubleheader against Loyola Marymont on May 17. In honor of the Long Beach Grand Prix on Sunday, This was not, however, a leather- had its own private party, which fact that their school was competing against Notre Dame on St. March 15 in his Saudia Leyland jacketed, Bruce Springsteen, racing- ' kicked off Sunday’s festivities with Patrick’s Day, many Loyola students took the day off and showed up at sponsored Formula One car. Jones’ in the streets kind of crowd. an executive cork-popping by a the tennis courts to “cheer” their team to victory over the Irish. Williams team dominated the field, Strawberry daiquiris vied with the sabre wielding official. Although their loyal fans clapped on every point (which was dif­ with his teammate Carlos imported beer for popularity. The race itself was a relatively ficult while holding cups full of beer drawn from grandstand kegs), Reutemann placing a strong second, Souvenir stands sold flimsy racing placid affair in com parison to the fes­ Loyola nevertheless succumbed to the Irish, losing 9-0 to the men’s as Jones begins his struggle to team windbreakers for $35, with tivities. The Williams team team and 7-2 to the women. become the first driver in twenty more substantial jackets priced dominated throughout the years to capture two consecutive around $80. weekend, and were it not for an in­ CAGE CATCH — Women’s basketball coach Mary DiStanislao has World Championships. The crowd had an international credibly fast qualifying lap by the Ar­ added yet a fourth prep star to her stable of fine recruits. The newest To the approximately 250,000 flavor, what with the French teams rows Team’s Ricardo Patrese to filly is Susan Neville, a 5-8 point guard from Decatur High School in people that crowded the streets of making a reputation for surliness, capture the pole position, Decatur, Alabama. Neville, who holds every Decatur scoring record Long Beach during the three day the British for wit, and the Italians Reutemann and Jones would have and led the squad in scoring in each of her four years, averaged 19 race weekend, the event was much for flair. taken the 1 -2 positions on the start­ points as a senior on the 20-8 Decatur team. m ore than a race in the Formula One The entire weekend seemed to ing grid as well. An honor student, Neville shot 45 percent from the floor and 69 series. It was a huge, loud and bois­ progress as a struggle between the Patrese appeared stunned by the percent from the charity stripe dring her senior season, while posting terous party, occasionally bordering party atmosphere that permeated pole position, and almost mystified means of 6.0 rebounds, 4.1 assists, 2.9 steals and 1.2 blocked shots. on the lewd, yet always holding a the event, and the complex world of (or perhaps it was bored) by the Her effort earned her the Bronze and Silver Medal presented by the note of fascination for all. Formula One racing. The race was hoopla that accom panied it. He ac­ Stayfree Company and the Wade Trophy Medalist Club. The crowd battled the warm finally overcome by the spectacle cepted the pole award trophy, the “Susan possesses all the skills necessary to be an excellent quarter­ California sunshine with untold gal­ that it created. accompanying camera (Canon, of back,” remarked DiStanislao who finally achieved her 100th career lons of imported Tecate beer (the For the average ticket holder, the course), and even the affection of coaching victory at the Northern Lights Invitational Tournament in official beer of the Grand Prix); they sights included roller-skating team sponsor Penthouse’s Anchorage, Alaska last week. “We’ll be looking for her to do a lot of ogled various tanned beauties,. femme fatales in scanty, metallic Dominique (who was half a foot tal­ different things on the floor, and she has shown in high school that she including Dominique Maure, former colored bikinis, hawking the Satur­ ler than he), with an equal degree of is a complete ballplayer.” P enthouse “Pet of the Year” day night races at a local track, and bemusement. Along with being Decatur’s number one scorer, she is also the (Penthouse is the official magazine the occasional Hollywood Patrese made good use of the pole team’s number two career rebounder and has been named to every of the GP); they trotted about the “celebrity from Saturday’s Toyota position, however, as he lept to an course in their Nike shoes (official Pro/Celebrity race. For the VIP, tournament and regional team possible since her freshman campaign. running shoes), photographed with there was the elite Paddock Club, See RACING, page 7