Triassic Parq

TRIASSIC PARQ

MUSIC BY Marshall Pailet BOOK & LYRICS BY Marshall Pailet, Bryce Norbitz, and Steve Wargo

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Playscripts, Inc. toll-free phone: 1-866-NEW-PLAY 7 Penn Plaza, Suite 940 email: [email protected] New York, NY 10001 website: www.playscripts.com Members of the Tribe (Cast of Characters)

VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH, the tribe’s spiritual leader. Played by a man. Baritone. VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE, Faith’s twin sister. Exiled for heresy. Played by a woman. Alto. VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE, young and hungry for truth. Played by a man. Tenor. T-REX 1, a T-Rex. Best friends with T-Rex 2. Played by a woman. Soprano. T-REX 2**, a T-Rex. Best friends with T-Rex 1. Played by a woman. Mezzo-Soprano. MIME-A-SAURUS, tortured with a history of abuse, Mime-a- saurus represents the subtle distinction between Nietzschean Existentialism, and the unintentional yet unavoidable path towards Wagnerian Anti-Semitism. A mime. Played by a woman or man. Alto or Tenor. PIANOSAURUS, a piano player. MORGAN FREEMAN, a wise janitor. Played by Velociraptor of Science.

** Optional Character Production Notes

A Note on Tone It’s a ridiculous thing to do Jurassic Park from the perspective of the dinosaurs—and you like being ridiculous which is why you’re doing this show (certainly that’s why we wrote it). BUT, Triassic Parq is funniest when the characters aren’t aware of how ridiculous their story is. The characters should be fully invested in the story at all times; and therefore the comedy comes from the dissonance between what the characters are saying (absurdity) and how they are saying it (with the utmost conviction). Every day you’ll be tempted to ham it up and wink at the audience. If you act on that impulse, you’ll get a laugh—but it’ll be bullshit/pity laughter. And nobody wants bullshit/pity laughter. If, on the other hand, you treat this absurd musical like it’s Shakespeare…then you’ll get the good stuff. So please, when performing this musical, don’t have the actors comment upon the absurdity—it’s plenty absurd as is. You dig?

A Note on Style How do you dress an actor like a dinosaur? We’ve tried everything from street clothes, to blacks, to jungle print chic. From our experience, simpler is better. The more human-looking the better. We always had our dinosaurs shape their hands like dino hands, XVLQJWKUHH´GLQRÀQJHUVµDVQHXWUDOKDQGSRVLWLRQV75H[VKDGWLQ\ arms while Velociraptors had longer ones. Anything went during FKRUHRJUDSK\EXWWKHDFWRUVDOZD\VUHWXUQHGWR´GLQRQHXWUDOµDUPV and hands when they hadn’t been given contradicting movement.

A Note on the Ensemble :KHQWKHVFULSWRUVFRUHPHQWLRQV´(QVHPEOHµWKHFKDUDFWHUVWKDW aren’t explicitly in the scene or song become that Ensemble. Even ZKHQ QR (QVHPEOH LV PHQWLRQHG WKLQN DERXW NHHSLQJ ´RIIVWDJHµ actors watching on the perimeter of the stage. We see this show as about the power of community, so we always had the community present and participating in the action. A Note on Gender Casting Both men and women play the female dinosaurs of Triassic Parq. Remember, with cross gender casting, there is a huge difference between a man playing a woman and a man playing an effeminate man. Also, both characters played by men (Innocence and Faith) are not glamorous. We shouldn’t feel like we’re in a drag show, but rather in a show about women who happen to be played by men and women.

One Last Note Have so much fun with it. But treat the characters and story with respect. If the audience enters laughing, and exits thinking and feeling, then you’ve done your job. Acknowledgments

The show was originally performed under the title Jurassic Parq: The Broadway Musical at the 2010 New York International Fringe Festival. It was directed by Marshall Pailet, with the following cast and production staff: VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH ...... John Jeffrey Martin VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE ...... Mary Ellen Ashley BABY VELOCIRAPTOR ...... Brandon Gill T-REX 1 ...... Tara Novie T-REX 2 ...... Natalie Bradshaw / Claire Neumann DILOPHOSAURUS ...... Jay Frisby MIME-A-SAURUS ...... Brandon Espinoza MORGAN FREEMAN ...... Lee Seymour CHORUSASAURUS .....Denise Dumper, Olli Haaskivi, Emily Jenda, Cara Massey Choreographer ...... Kyle Mullins Producer ...... Bryce Norbitz Music Directors ...... Jonathan Breit and Zak Sandler Stage Manager ...... Ashley Rodbro Set Designer ...... Caite Hevner Kemp Costume Designer ...... Bronwyn Meehan Lighting Designer ...... Dante Olivia Smith

The show then premiered Off-Broadway in June 2012 at the Soho Playhouse in New York under the title Triassic Parq, presented by Amas Musical Theatre, in association with Flying Squirrel Theatricals, RD Productions, Bulldog Theatrical, P2 Creations and The Weekly World News. It was directed by Marshall Pailet, with the following cast and production staff: VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE ...... Alex Wyse VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH ...... Wade McCollum VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE ...... Lindsay Nicole Chambers T-REX 1 ...... Shelley Thomas T-REX 2 ...... Claire Neumann MIME-A-SAURUS ...... Brandon Espinoza MORGAN FREEMAN ...... Lee Seymour PIANOSAURUS ...... Zak Sandler PERCUSS-A-DON ...... Jeremy Yaddaw Acknowledgments (continued)

Choreographer ...... Kyle Mullins Music Director ...... Zak Sandler Additional Arrangements ...... Zak Sandler Assistant Director ...... Nora Ives Set Designer ...... Caite Hevner Kemp Costume Designer ...... Dina Perez Lighting Designer ...... Jennifer Schriever Sound Designers ...... Carl Casella and Chris Cronin Prop Designer ...... Michael Mulligan General Manager ...... Brierpatch Productions Stage Manager ...... Karen Parlato Assistant Stage Manager ...... Ashley Zednick

A revised version of Triassic Parq opened at The Chance Theater in Anaheim, California in January, 2013. It was directed by Marshall Pailet, with the following cast and production staff: VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE ....Keaton Williams VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH ...... Jackson Tobiska VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE/ MORGAN FREEMAN ...... Camryn Zelinger T-REX 1 ...... Micaela Martinez T-REX 2 ...... Kellie Spill MIME-A-SAURUS ...... Alex Bueno PIANOSAURUS ...... Taylor Stephenson Choreographer ...... Kelly Todd Music Director ...... Taylor Stephenson Set Designer ...... Joe Holbrook Costume Designer ...... Anthony Tram Lighting Designer ...... Matt Schlecter Sound Designer ...... Ryan Brodkin Stage Manager ...... Christopher Ramirez Triassic Parq, SoHo Playhouse, New York, New York (2012). Photo: Carol Rosegg. Triassic Parq Vocal Ranges VELOCIRAPTOR VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE T-REX 1 OF FAITH nœ nœ bœ V & V nœ nœ nœ VELOCIRAPTOR T-REX 2 OF SCIENCE MIMEOSAURUS nœ nœ & V & nœ nœ nœ nœ Triassic Parq Scenes, Characters, Musical Numbers, and Pages

Prologueasaur…….…….………………………………………...... 1 Velociraptor of Innocence, Velociraptor of Science, Velociraptor of Faith, T-Rex 1, T-Rex 2, T-Rex Girls, Morgan Freeman, Pianosaurus, Mime-a-saurus, Ensemble, Chorus

#1 Welcome To Triassic Parq (Velociraptor of Innocence, Velociraptor of Science, Velociraptor of Faith, T-Rex 1, T-Rex 2, T-Rex Girls Ensemble) #1A Welcome To Triassic Parq Playoff (All) #2 Morgan Freeman’s Song (Morgan Freeman, T-Rex 2, Velociraptor of Innocence, Velociraptor of Science, Velociraptor of Faith, T-Rex 1, T-Rex 2, Ensemble) #3A The Young Velociraptor (Chorus) #4 Beautiful Day (Velociraptor of Innocence, T-Rexs, Ensemble) #5 Morning Assembly (Velociraptor of Faith, T-Rex 2, Others, Ensemble) #5A Transition (Ensemble)

Scene Two-Rydactyl…...... 31 Velociraptor of Innocence, Velociraptor of Faith, Mime-a-saurus, Random Dinosaur, Velociraptor of Science, T-Rex 2, T-Rex 1, Pianosaurus, Spirits of Dance, Forest Frights, Cave Echoes, Ensemble

#6 Get Out (Velociraptor of Innocence, Velociraptor of Faith, Ensemble) #6A Tag (Velociraptor of Innocence, T-Rex 2) #7 Love Me As a Friend (T-Rex 2, T-Rex 1) #8 Searching (Velociraptor of Innocence, Velociraptor of Science, Velociraptor of Faith, T-Rexs) #9 Science (Velociraptor of Science, Velociraptor of Innocence, Ensemble) #9A Get Out Reprise (Velociraptor of Innocence) #10 Dick Fix (T-Rex 2, T-Rex 1, Velociraptor of Science, Velociraptor of Faith, Pianosaurus, Entire Band, Ensemble) #11 Hello, Little Goat (Velociraptor of Faith) #11A Dick Fix Reprise (Velociraptor of Faith, Velociraptor of Innocence, T-Rex 1, Ensemble) #12 Kaitlyn’s Rampage (T-Rex 1) Scene Tricera-Fuck!………………….……………...…………………………………77 Velociraptor of Innocence—aka Velociraptor of Motherhood--, Velociraptor of Faith, Mime-a-saurus, Random Dinosaur, Velociraptor of Science, T-Rex 2, T-Rex 1, Pianosaurus, Ensemble

(#12 Kaitlyn’s Rampage cont’d.) (Velociraptor of Faith) #13 Mama (Velociraptor of Innocence, Velociraptor of Faith, T-Rex 2, Velociraptor of Science, T-Rex 1, Ensemble) #14A Going To The Lab (Orchestra) #15 Innocence’s Song (Velociraptor of Innocence) #15A Shall We Face It Together? (Velociraptor of Faith, Velociraptor of Science) #16 We Are Dinosaurs (Velociraptor of Faith, Velociraptor of Science, Velociraptor of Innocence—aka Velociraptor of Motherhood--, T-Rex 2, T-Rex 1, Mime-a-saurus, Ensemble PROLOGUEASAUR

(a stomp is heard…and then a clap…and then another stomp…and then another clap…by the way, feel free to disregard the stage directions completely…you’ll quickly find that none of them are helpful…another stomp…and then another clap)

#1 WELCOME TO TRIASSIC PARQ

ENSEMBLE (O.S.) WELCOME TO TRIASSIC PARQ IT’S THE STORY OF THE DINOSAURS OF JURASSIC PARK BUT WE CAN’T CALL IT “JURASSIC PARK” BECAUSE WE MIGHT GET SUED

(beat) Perusal

WELCOME TO TRIASSIC PARQ OH WELCOME TO TRIASSIC PARQ

(the ENSEMBLE enters looking aggressively attractive…maybe they’re dressed as the characters from Jurassic Park, but however they’re dressed, they should clearly be people, not dinosaurs) YEAH Licensingproduction ENSEMBLE MEMBER 1 (VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE)

(to the audience) WHAT WE GOT HERE IS AN ISLANforD OF DINOS A LAND OF THE DISAPPEARED THEY’RE GENETICALLY ENGINEERED AND BROUGHT BACKNot TO LIFE ENSEMBLE BroadwayWELCOME TO TRIASSIC PARQ ENSEMBLE MEMBER 2 (VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE) WHAT YOU GOTTA DO IS BUY A TICKET TO THE ZOO WHERE THE PAST IS ON DISPLAY YOU CAN WATCH ’EM EAT ALL DAY TILL THEY ESCAPE AND

ALL (yelling) EAT YOUR FACE

ENSEMBLE MEMBERS 3 & 4 (VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH & T-REX 1) THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU TO GRIND YOUR FLESH LIKE BLOOD-FLAVORED BUBBLE GUM

(pointing)

HERE THEY COME

ENSEMBLE MEMBERS HERE THEY COME Perusal ALL

(pointing and cowering)

HERE THEY COME

(lightly)

IN A MINUTE WELCOME TO TRIASSIC PARQ Licensing T-REX GIRLSproduction WHERE THE JOKES ARE CRASS AND THE HOSTS ARE RUDE for OTHERS THERE’S A WHOLE LOTTA BITE AND IT’S WORSE THAN THE BARK Not T-REX GIRLS IF YOU’RE INVITED TO BRUNCH BroadwayTHEN YOU’RE THE FOOD

ALL YOUR HEART BELONGS TO TRIASSIC PARQ SO DOES YOUR SPLEEN WELCOME TO TRIASSIC PARQ OH WELCOME TO TRIASSIC

(another stomp is heard…the ENSEMBLE starts to scatter)

ALL (CONT’D) HERE THEY COME HERE THEY COME

(getting louder and louder)

HERE THEY COME HERE THEY COME HERE THEY…

(beat…the ENSEMBLE makes dinosaur hands…they have become the DINOSAUR ENSEMBLE…it is super anti-climactic) Perusal ARE

ALL

(silence…then, triumphantly)

FUCKIN’ DINOSAURS YEAH YEAH

DINOSAUR 1 (T-REX 1) ALTO, TENOR & BASS WE GOT Licensing HERE IS AN ISLAND OF LOVERSproduction AH A LAND OF THE MISUNDERSTOOD AH REMEMBERED NOT FOR GOOD OO BUT FOR SLANDEROUS for

ALTO & TENOR LIES WELCOME TO TRIASSIC Not PARQ

DINOSAUR 2 SOPRANO, ALTO & Broadway (VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH) TENOR WHAT YOU GOTTA DO IS PUT YOURSELF IN THE SHOES AH OF A 30-FOOT REPTILE BEAST AH REST OF YOUR KIND OO LONG DECEASED AND NOW YOU EXIST, BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHY HMM

DINOSAUR 3 & 4 (VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE & T-REX 2) THROW AWAY WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT THE DEMONS FROM THE PAST TONIGHT YOU’RE GONNA GET THE TRUTH AT LAST

OTHER DINOSAURS IT’S OUR SIDE OF THE STORY

ALL (aggressively)

YEAH, YOU’RE GONNA GET THE TRUTH AT LAST

(cutely)

AND DANCING Perusal WELCOME TO TRIASSIC PARQ

T-REX GIRLS DO WE GOT A T-REX? BITCH, WE GOT TWO

OTHERS LET YOUR JUDGEMENTS GO AND RESPECT THE SNARK

LicensingT-REX GIRLS AND THE BIRD SHIT HERE IS THE SIZEproduction OF YOU

ALL LISTEN TO THE TALE OF TRIASSICfor PARQ BECAUSE IT’S YOUR TALE TOO WELCOME TO TRIASSIC PARQ OH WELCOME TO TRIASSICNot TRIASSIC

Broadway(stomp…clap…stom…clap…but the clapping is with dinosaur fingers)

PARQ!

(button…the audience applause is underwhelming…once it’s over, or immediately if there is no applause, which is more likely…)

#1A WELCOME TO TRIASSIC PARQ PLAYOFF

ALL (CONT’D) HERE WE COME… HERE WE COME… AFTER THIS

(enter MORGAN FREEMAN…perhaps in a janitor’s outfit)

MORGAN FREEMAN (profoundly)

There comes a time in a being’s journey when he or she must come face to face with life’s most burdensome questions. Who am I? What does it mean to exist? And while to me the answers are quite transparent, to others, perhaps to you, the answers appear impenetrable. They tear you apart. Like Mexican tap water. Perusal

(breath)

Good evening. I am Morgan Freeman, your humble servant and narrator. Let my voice guide you, raspy yet soothing, through a foreign world that may seem all too familiar. Let my hands lead you, firm and black, into the depths of our communal suffering. And let my words overwhelm you, thoughtful and concise, and let them blast you full of hot profundity.

(breath) Licensing production There is a woman in the front row. And she is giving me the eyes. She…wants to take a ride on my truth train.

(nod) for

I’m kidding, of course. She already has. Choo. Choo.

(back to it) Not

But let’s start at the beginning. What is Triassic Parq? Well, I’m so glad you asked. 6, 7… Broadway (pitter-patter music in the style of The Music Man begins to play… the ENSEMBLE listens attentively to MORGAN FREEMAN)

#2 MORGAN FREEMAN’S SONG

MORGAN FREEMAN (CONT’D)

(spoken rhythmically)

NOW, TRIASSIC PARQ IS A WILDLIFE PRESERVE ON AN ISLAND OFF COSTA RICA IT’S ALSO AN AMUSEMENT PARK

ENSEMBLE 1 (T-REX 2) IT’S A WHAT?

ENSEMBLE 2 (VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE) IT’S A WHAT?

MORGAN FREEMAN AN AMUSEMENT PARK Perusal WHERE THEY SELL CAR RIDES TO TAKE KIDS PAST THE CAGES OF THE PARQ’S ATTRACTIONS WHICH AREN’T YOUR TYPICAL LIONS AND BEARS BUT DINOSAURS

ENSEMBLE DINOSAURS YOU DON’T SAY

MORGANLicensing FREEMAN OH, I’LL SAY IT EVERY DAY production TILL THE SKIES TURN GRAY WITH A HIGH HUM DIGGLE DIE DAY for ENSEMBLE OKAY HA-MMM MM-HMM Not

MORGAN FREEMAN BroadwayNOW THE DINOS AIN’T INDIGENOUS THAT SEEMS CLEAR THEY’RE THE WORK OF A GENETIC ENGINEER WHO EXTRACTED DNA FROM A FOSSILIZED MOSQUITO AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE THAT IDEA IS A GOOD ONE

ALL (while dancing) DING A LING A LING A LING DING DING DING DING A LING A LING A DIGGLE DIE YOW AH-MMM

MORGAN FREEMAN NOW TO COMPLICATE THE ISSUE

ENSEMBLE PLEASE, COMPLICATE THE ISSUE

MORGAN FREEMAN THE FOSSIL DINO DNA Perusal WAS INCOMPLETE SO TO FINISH THE CODE SCIENCE HAD TO CHEAT WITH A SUPPLEMENT OF FROG TO THE DNA STRAND 9 PARTS DINO, 1 PART FROG THAT IDEA IS AWESOME

ENSEMBLE 9 PARTS DINO? Licensing MORGAN FREEMANproduction AND 1 PART FROG

forALL DIGGLE DIGGLE DIGGLE DIGGLE THAT’S HOW YOU MAKE A DINOSAUR MM DINOSAUR Not MM

Broadway MORGAN FREEMAN AND

ENSEMBLE AND

MORGAN FREEMAN SO

ENSEMBLE OH

MORGAN FREEMAN NOW WE HAVE DINOSAURS GROWN IN A LAB WHEN THEY REACH A CERTAIN HEIGHT THEY’RE DELIVERED OVERNIGHT FROM THE LAB TO THE PARQ WHERE THEY’RE SEPARATED THENCE FROM THE HUMANS WITH A TALL AND ELECTRIFIED FENCE

ENSEMBLE HUMANS ON THE ONE SIDE DINOS ON THE OTHER Perusal IN THE MIDDLE IS A FENCE DIGGLE DIGGLE THAT’S SAFE DING A LING A LING A LING DING DING DING DING A LING A LING A DIGGLE DIE YOW

MORGAN FREEMAN NOW TO COMPLICATE THE ISSUE

LicensingENSEMBLE PLEASE, COMPLICATE THE ISSUE production

MORGAN FREEMAN ALL THE DINOSAURS ARE BREDfor TO BE FEMALE

ENSEMBLE WE’RE FEMALE Not

MORGAN FREEMAN BroadwayTO CONTROL THE POPUL ATION AND PREVENT LOVE KIDS ALL THEIR UNDERWATER ANIMALS ARE CLAMS, NOT SQUIDS

ENSEMBLE HIGH HUM DIGGLE DA-GINA HIGH HUM DIGGLE DIE

ENSEMBLE (CONT’D) THAT’S A LOT OF LADYPARTS

MORGAN FREEMAN FEMALE

ENSEMBLE WE’RE FEMALE

MORGAN FREEMAN EVERY BEING ON THIS STAGE

(he stops the action…pauses)

MORGAN FREEMAN (CONT’D) Except for me. I’m not a dinosaur. Nor am I…female. Perusal

(looks at his AUDIENCE MEMBER from the first row)

Right, babe? Tell ’em.

(possibly ad-lib about this sexual woman…an example could be, “You made my Dark Knight Rise,” or “You were my Cockshank Redemption,” or perhaps simply “Invictus” or maybe he does something else funny…I don’t know) Licensing (beat…then cheerily) production

MORGAN FREEMAN FORGET THE BIRDS AND THE forBEES ALL THESE DINOSAURS ARE SHES YES, SCIENCE SUCCEEDS REPRODUCTION IS SO GAY

(the music gets Notprofoundly slower)

BroadwayBUT LIFE UH UH UH-FINDS A WAY AND THAT WAY NEEDS MEANS BEYOND

(gesturing)

THESE FEMININE PALACES

DID YOU KNOW IN SOME FROG SPECIES WOMEN CAN TRADE IN WOMBS FOR PHALLUSES 9

MORGAN FREEMAN (CONT’D) YES, SOME MORPH THEIR SHE PARTS INTO HE PARTS WHEN THEIR COLONY NEEDS HE-SHES CRAZY THINGS CAN HAPPEN TO PERPETUATE A SPECIES

ENSEMBLE (ominously)

9 PARTS DINO AND 1 PART FROG 9 PARTS DINO AND 1 PART FROG WE’RE 9 PARTS DINO AND A LITTLE PART FROG

MORGAN FREEMAN BUT THAT PLOT POINT PROBABLY WON’T COME INTO PLAY Perusal WITH A HIGH HUM DIGGLE DIE DAY LET’S DANCE

ALL (while dancing) DING A LING A LING A LING DING DING DING DING A LING A LING A DIGGLE DIE YOW

MORGANLicensing FREEMAN SO, NOW YOU KNOW THE CRIB production BUT YOU DON’T KNOW THE CREW SO IT’S TIME TO MEET THE TENANTS OF OUR PARQ WITH A “Q” for YES, JUST TO BE CLEAR FOR YA’LL AND YA’LL WE’RE ABOUT TO WATCH A DINOSAUR…ROLLNot CALL

HERE’S THE LEADER OF THE TRIBE Broadway VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (addressing the audience directly)

BLESSINGS FROM YOUR FRIEND AND PASTOR A GOOD OLD VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH ALL CHEER, NO DRAMA. AND CALL ME MAMA

MORGAN FREEMAN NOW, COMIN’ UP NEXT ARE THE GALS T-REX

ENSEMBLE OH! BESTIES IN THE NEXXIES ARE THE TWO T-REXIES

T-REX 1 MY NAME’S KAITLYN

ENSEMBLE HOWDY KAITLYN

T-REX 2 AND I’M T-REX 2 Perusal

ENSEMBLE HI, T-REX 2

BOTH AND WE’D LIKE TO INTRODUCE US TO YOU

T-REX 1 WE’RE BOTH GIRLS Licensing T-REX 2production LIKE EVERYONE HERE

forT-REX 1 I AM

T-REX 2. ME TOO Not

BOTH BroadwayAIN’T THAT QUEER JINX AH

T-REX 2 (to T-REX 1) YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND

T-REX 1 (to T-REX 2) CUZ I’LL FOLLOW YOU TO THE END

ALL AW

(MIME-A-SAURUS steps forward and mimes something)

HI MIME-A-SAURUS YOU DON’T SAY?

(MIME-A-SAURUS mimes something)

YAY DING A LING A LING A LING Perusal DING DING DING DING A LING A LING A DIGGLE DIE YOW

(they all square dance happily)

PIANOSAURUS (full of glee) I’M PIANOSAURUS AND I’D LIKE TO SAY THAT HAVING FUN WITHLicensing INSTRUMENTS IS A’OKAY production

(the other DINOSAURS stop dancing…they hate PIANOSAURUS) for PIANOSAURUS I HOPE THAT WHEN HO-DOWN ENDS I CAN CALL THIS GROUNotP OF DINOSAURS MY BEST OF FRIENDS

Broadway MORGAN FREEMAN (trying to hide his utmost contempt)

Yes. Good, Pianosaurus. Your contributions are always…happening.

(beat…to the audience)

MORGAN FREEMAN (CONT’D) SO NOW YOU KNOW THE PLAYERS OF OUR DINO PRODUCTION EXCEPT FOR ONE MORE WHO NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION

(cutely) Yes, she does.

(lights on VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE by the fence, a ray of sunshine hitting her like the glory of god or some shit)

3A THE YOUNG VELOCIRAPTOR

(CHORUS sings ohs and ahs under dialogue throughout) Perusal VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (dramatically)

“I am a Velociraptor. At 60 kilometers an hour, I am superior in speed. At only 2 meters in height, I am superior in stealth. At 3 kilograms of brain weight, I am superior in strategy. Once, I was considered a miracle of evolution. And thanks to modern science, I now am again!! High Voltage. Don’t touch the fence.”

MORGAN FREEMAN What are you doing, Young Velociraptor?Licensing production VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (cheerily)

Reading informational park signs out loud.for

(she points to an informational park sign in front of her that lights up) Not I don’t know what they mean, but girl, do I love words. And also, everything! Broadway #4 BEAUTIFUL DAY

(cheerily)

DOOP WA DOOP WA DOOP

(VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE takes in her surroundings)

MORGAN FREEMAN Ladies and gentlemen, our heroine and birthday girl.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Birthday woman.

MORGAN FREEMAN And how are you spending your special day?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Like I spend all days: dabbling in reading and basking in the glory of femininity.

MORGAN FREEMAN Adorable.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Perusal You know, Morgan Freeman, this is my favorite spot on the whole island.

MORGAN FREEMAN And why’s that?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Because when I peer through the fence, I can see the Lab in all its glory. And sometimes, I like to think it can see me too.

MORGAN FREEMAN You sappy little bitch. Licensing production VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE And how! for (exit MORGAN FREEMAN, smugly)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE DOOP Not WA DOOP WA DOOP WHOA OH YEAH BroadwayDOOP WA DOOP DOOP YOW

THE SUN IS SHININ’ BRIGHT THROUGH THE GAPS IN THE FENCE I’M ALIVE

(she accidentally touches the fence…it shocks her)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (CONT’D) Oh my! AND I’M FEELIN’ GOOD THE PICTURE IS RIGHT IT’S THE LIFE I’M GONNA LEAD WITHOUT FEAR

(she accidentally touches the electric fence…it shocks her again…she makes a mental note)

“Don’t touch the fence.” Okay…

THIS GIRLISH JOY I MUST CONTAIN Perusal I can’t

SO HEAR ME SHOUT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TO THE PLAIN IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE A WOMAN IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE A WOMAN IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO HUG THE THINGS I LOVE IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY AND I WOULDN’T CHANGE A THING Licensing (enter T-REX 1 and T-REX 2) production

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Good morning, T-Rexs! for

T-REX 1 And happy birthday, Young Velociraptor. What are you doing this day? Not VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Why, celebrating womanhood, of course. Broadway T-REX 2 Womanhood as opposed to what?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE I don’t know. Death? And you ladies?

T-REX 2 Not much.

T-REX 1 We just ate Morgan Freeman.

(beat…the underscoring stops)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What?

T-REX 1 We just ate Morgan Freeman.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Are you serious? When? I was just with him. Perusal

T-REX 1 Over there, like 5 seconds ago. Why?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Oh, guys. That was my narrator.

T-REX 1 Oh no!

LicensingT-REX 2 We had no idea. production

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (becoming upset) for

You can’t just consume everything that looks good to you. We talked about this.

(she turns awayNot from them and tries to regain her composure…the underscoring resumes)

BroadwayVELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE So, you ate Morgan Freeman. And what do I do without him? He was supposed to be there forever. Narrating omnisciently…

T-REX 2 (trying to comfort)

T-REX 2 (CONT’D) Maybe take it as an opportunity to spend some time with yourself. I’ve always found alone time is good for the soul.

(taking T-REX 1’s arm somewhat desperately)

Right, best friend?

T-REX 1 (taking T-REX 2’s arm somewhat desperately)

Right, best friend.

T-REX 2 We were planning on doing yoga with the herbivores. Perusal T-REX 1 (under her breath)

Those skinny bitches.

T-REX 2 (warningly)

Kaitlyn…

LicensingT-REX 1 You’re right. It’s been helping with my “rage issues.”production

(they both laugh heartily, but insincerely, because T-REX 1 is angry about taking yoga, and T-REXfor 2 is kind of scared of T-REX 1 when she’s angry…you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry…you know what…fuck this…let’s just do Hulk: The Musical.)

Not T-REX 2 (soothing T-REX 1)

But celebratingBroadway womanhood sounds more soothing. And to tell the truth…

(the music gets ominous)

…I haven’t been feeling quite like myself lately. I think I’ll join.

(the underscoring resumes, happily)

T-REX 1 And where she goes, I go. I’ll follow her to the end.

(dorkily)

Of this sentence.

T-REX 1 & T-REX 2 (so sincere)

And then forever after. Jinx! Ah! You owe me a goat. Double Jinx! Ah! Ah!

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Golly! You two are the best best friends in the whole world!

T-REX 1 & T-REX 2 Perusal You can say that again. Jinx. Oh my god.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE WOMEN MEN DOOP DOOP WA DOOP WA DOOP WA DOOP WA DOOP WHOA WHOA OH YEAH OH YEAH THE CLOUDS ARE MOVIN’ FAST OO AH WHILE THE SKY IS Licensing STANDIN’ STILL productionAH IF I JUMP IF I JUMP WA OH WA OH I FALL BACK TO THE GROUNDfor TO THE TO THE GROUND GROUND I SEE THROUGH MY EYES Not OO AH AND I BREATHE THROUGH MY NOSE AH BroadwayIF I SNAP IF I SNAP

( the ENSEMBLE snaps twice obviously)

THEN I HEAR A SOUND WA WA THIS

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE WOMEN MEN (CONT’D) (CONT’D) (CONT’D)

GIRLISH SMILE MUST LEAVE MY FACE OO OO

It won’t!

SO LET ME SHARE IT WITH THE WHOLE WHOLE WHOLE DINO RACE DINO RACE DINO RACE

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE WOMEN & MEN & T-REXS IT’S A BEAUTI- -FUL DAY TO BE A WOMAN DOOP WA DOOP WA DOOPPerusal WHOA OH YEAH IT’S A BEAUTI- -FUL DAY TO BE A WOMAN DOOP WA DOOP WA DOOP WHOA OH YEAH IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE TO FEEL THE DIRT BENEATH MY DEATH CLAW

(VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE stares at her death claw…then stares at someone in the audience…then mumbles sexily “yeah”) Licensing ALL production (suddenly cheery again)

IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY for

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE AND I WOULDN’T—OH THIS GIRLISH Not

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE WOMEN & MEN Broadway TAP TAP TAPPIN’ I MUST RESTRAIN OO No, don’t!

(she tap dances…then everyone tap dances)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (finishing the dance) Time step, double time step!

PIANOSAURUS I tripled.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (cheerily)

Shut your fucking mouth!

IT’S A

(big band)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE & MEN WOMEN BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE A WOMAN TO BE A WOMAN Perusal VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE WOMEN T-REXES & MEN IT’S A YEAH BEAUTIFUL DAY HEY TO BE A OH WOMAN TO BE OH IT’S A A WOMAN A BEAUTIFUL DAY Licensing HEY YEAH production TO

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Bring it home, Ladies! for

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE & WOMEN IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY Not VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE BroadwayAND I WOULDN’T CHANG E A THING

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE WOMEN MEN BEAUTIFUL DAY CHANGE A NO I THING WOULDN’T CHANGE WOULDN’T CHANGE A THING IT’S A A THING 20

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE WOMEN MEN (CONT’D) (CONT’D) (CONT’D) BEAUTIFUL DAY CHANGE A NO I THING WOULDN’T CHANGE WOULDN’T CHANGE A THING IT’S A A THING BEAUTIFUL DAY AND I WOULDN’T CHANGE A THING HMMM HMMM

(button…a short alarm is heard)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Perusal

(looks at the position of the sun)

Feeding time. The Pastor will be here any moment.

(VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE exits to prepare for the morning assembly while T-REX 2 doubles over in pain)

T-REX 1 (to T-REX 2) Are you all right? Licensing production T-REX 2 (forebodingly) for What a strange sensation. Like something inside of me is starting to…

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (grandly, while Notentering)

Arise, my dinosaurs. And good morning. Broadway (processional music is heard…smoke envelops the stage)

OTHERS Good morning, Mama.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH The sun has risen from the ground, the metallic messengers have sung, and the time of feeding is upon us. Let us pray.

(ALL assume positions of prayer except for T-REX 2)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH T-Rex 2. You look troubled.

T-REX 2 I don’t feel myself today, Pastor. Perhaps my love of Lab is too great.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH You’re just hungry, my darling. Come. Prayer will set us free from starvation, so let us raise our voices together. Perusal (T-REX 2 joins the group as VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE enters bringing VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH a flower or some other prayer tool)

#5 MORNING ASSEMBLY

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (under her breath)

Pastor. Licensing production VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (under her breath)

Happy birthday, my little miracle. for

(ALL begin the ceremony)

NotVELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH DEAR LAB

Broadway OTHERS ALL HAIL THE LABORATORY DEITY, WA-OO

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH THANK YOU FOR THE MEAT THAT YOU GIVE

OTHERS ALL HAIL THE LABORATORY DEITY, WA-OO

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH HOW AND WHY WE ARE HERE IS KNOWN BY YOU AND YOU ALONE

OTHERS ALL HAIL THE LABORATORY DEITY, WA-OO

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH SO WE GIVE THANKS, MY LAB

OTHERS AH AH AH Perusal VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH FOR ALL FOUR SHANKS, MY LAB

OTHERS OO AH AH

(another alarm, and a baby goat in chains ascends on a platform from below the ground…the DINOSAURS are thrilled and hungry… VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH resumes the prayer)

VELOCIRAPTORLicensing OF FAITH SO WE SING production (the DINOSAURS hang their heads in ritual)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITHfor OTHERS HMMM NA NA NA NA NA NA HMMM NA NA NA NANot NA HMMM NA NA NA NA NA NA Broadway HMMM NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA HMMM NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

(VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH slits the goat’s throat…she removes the goat head and gives the body to the T-REXs who begin to feast)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH AND IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE A WOMAN IT’S A WOMANLY WORLD, ONE WITHOUT WOES

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH OTHERS AND IT’S ALL TO YOU WE OWE OUR THANKS AH

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH & T-REX 2 OTHERS OUR LIVES ARE MUSIC YOU COMPOSE AH

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH OTHERS IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY Perusal FOR LOVE TO GROW OH

(brief spotlight on T-REX 2, who runs away from the group)

T-REX 2 (painfully) Oh! VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH OTHERS YES, IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR LOVE TO Licensing GROW production GROW GROW

(T-REX 2 grows a dick in slow motion) for GROW

T-REX 2 (walking towards the group in slow motion) Noooo! Not

ENSEMBLE Broadway(running away from T -REX 2 in slow motion) Oh! T-REX 2 (in regular motion) Oh no!

ENSEMBLE (in regular motion)

ENSEMBLE (CONT’D) Oh no!

WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH What has happened, Second T-Rex?

T-REX 2 It’s terrible! A six-inch monstrosity!!

(T-REX 1 runs to her, starts examining the affected area)

OTHERS WHAT IS THIS? Perusal WHAT IS THIS?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH

(seeing the dick for the first time)

Oh my Lab!

T-REX 1

(examining) Licensing production What went in now sticks out.

forT-REX 2 What is happening, Pastor? Help me!!

ALL Not (aggressively as ENSEMBLE to the audience)

BroadwayTYRANNOSAURUS FAITH WAS STRONG TYRANNOSAURUS WHAT WENT WRONG? TYRANNOSAURUS GREW A DONG

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH

(back in the action…to T-REX 2) You must leave us at once.

T-REX 1 Leave?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Quickly, before she infects us all.

T-REX 1 You would abandon a friend in need? Look at her!

T-REX 2

(looking at her dick, in despair)

It’s so oppressive looking!

ALL Perusal

(aggressively as ENSEMBLE to audience)

TYRANNOSAURUS FEELING SICK TYRANNOSAURUS WAS A CHICK TYRANNOSAURUS HAS A PENIS NOW

T-REX 1 You don’t even know what’s wrong with her, but someone might. Pastor, what about your sister? Licensing VELOCIRAPTORproduction OF FAITH My sister?! No!

forT-REX 1 She may have the answer! We have to try!

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Silence! Not

(T-REX 1 roars forcefully at VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH who is Broadwayblown backwards…the music stops…VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH tries to calm T-REX 1 down)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Kaitlyn, take a deep breath.

(carefully, yet asserting dominance)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (CONT’D) My sister is no Velociraptor of Answers. She is a Velociraptor of Blasphemy. You will not speak of her again unless you yearn to be a Tyrannosaurus of Shame.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE You never told me you had a sister. Who is she?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH

(attempting to answer the question without getting into too much detail)

The Velociraptor of Science. A heathen. I hath exiled her. Long ago.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Could she know why this Tyrannosaurus 2 has changed? Perusal

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH

(taking control)

I know why she’s changed!

(gasps all around)

I have seen this happen before. Licensing T-REX 1production When?

VELOCIRAPTORfor OF FAITH When the Lab hath revealed it to me…in a dream.

(mystically) Not A great darkness hath overcome her. She is possesséd: her words are not her own, her actions are not her own. She is an instrument of destruction, and she will use that…instrumentBroadway to destroy us. Don’t touch her and don’t touch it!

(VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE moves to speak… VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH silences her before she can do so)

Ask no more of it, my Young Velociraptor. Particularly not you.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What? Why particularly not me?

T-REX 1 Listen here. It’s both of us or neither of us. If she’s gone, then so am I.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH

(comfortingly, to T-REX 1) Lab will be with T-Rex 2 wherever she may go, but she must not stay here, with us. We can no longer be safe with…who she is now.

T-REX 2 & T-REX 1 (genuinely)

Who am I now? / Who is she now? Jinx! Perusal

(beat)

Sad jinx.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH

(genuinely to T-REX 2) I am sorry. But only Lab can save you.

(loudly) Licensing production Be gone! Now!

(T-REX 2 starts to exit…shefor turns to speak, then VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH gives her a “tss” to be quiet…then she turns to speak again, and VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH gives her a “tss! tss!” to be doubly quiet…T-REX 2 continues her long distraught exit, turns to speak one last time,Not but instead has a mighty sneeze.)

T-REX 2 Broadway (full of sad revelation)

I think I’m allergic to it.

(T-REX 2 exits swiftly and sadly)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH

(to ALL, attempting to maintain composure) Evening assembly shall continue as planned for the rest of us. Lab be with.

ALL Lab be with.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH

(sharply to VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE)

To my chambers.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Yes, Pastor. Perusal

(ALL exit swiftly, except for VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE and T-REX 1, who covers VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE’s mouth…thunder…lightning)

T-REX 1 (conspiratorially)

Listen, don’t speak. You must go to the Exiled One. Tell her of our crisis. She will know what to do. Lick me if you understand. Licensing (no visible movement) production

Good. Follow the sounds of beasts at slaughter. They will lead you to the Exiled One. But be quick—for a community in crisis leadsfor to doubt, and doubt quickly to chaos. I know this, for I’m a chaos theorist.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What is chaos theory? Not

T-REX 1 How Broadwaydo I explain it? Ah, hold out your hand.

(she does…T-REX 1 moves her fingers slowly down VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE’s hands, like Jeff Goldblum does in Jurassic Park…then suddenly, she bitch slaps VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE across the face)

T-REX 1 Were you expecting that?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE No.

T-REX 1 Chaos.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE My god.

(T-REX 1 exits leaving VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE alone and questioning)

#5A TRANSITION Perusal

ENSEMBLE (softly)

WELCOME TO TRIASSIC PARQ

(MIME-A-SAURUS mimes trying desperately to get out of a glass box…VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH enters, and turns her into a rock, which FAITH then sits upon…or whatever) Licensing ENSEMBLEproduction WELCOME TO TRI…

(religiously) for AH AH AH AH AH-SSIC Not Broadway

SCENE TWO-RYDACTYL

(VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE is in VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH’s prayer chamber...VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH stares out across the horizon, longingly)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH This is my favorite view of the island. From here, uponst this grateful rock…

(she looks down to MIME-A-SAURUS, who is the rock…MIME-A- SAURUS shakes her head, resigned)

I can see-ith our Lab in all its glory, and am reminded how we Velociraptors were sent to protect it.

(sigh) Perusal

Though, sometimes I run as fast as I can just to keep others still. When I am gone you will be the only thing keeping this community from devouring itself. You will be a leader.

(RANDOM DINOSAUR enters with a birthday present)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Ah, yes! Your birthday present. Thank you, wait staff. Set it down and leave us.

RANDOM DINOSAUR (VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE) Licensing (sadly) production

I know that you know that my name is Deborah. for (VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH does not move or respond… RANDOM DINOSAUR exits, sadly)

NotVELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH My little miracle, leaders must not be challenged. Especially not in front of the masses. I have come to find that doubt is…infectious. Broadway VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE But what if I have questions?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH You ask them in private.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Who is the Exiled One, and why was she banished?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (pointing)

Look over there!

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (looking)

What is it?!

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH

(profoundly instructive) Perusal

Misdirection. It is my second most powerful leadership tool, next to persuasion.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE I don’t want to be a leader.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (quickly)

Yes you do. Licensing VELOCIRAPTOR OFproduction INNOCENCE (quickly)

You’re right. for

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Because you are a Velociraptor. You are smarter than the rest, faster than the rest. You have a responsibility to the rest.Not

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Then BroadwayI have a responsibility to help. Let me find the Exiled One.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH

(hiding something)

You mustn’t. Not you. Particularly not you.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What? Why not me? Why particularly not me?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Because you’re special.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Why?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (pointing)

Look over there!

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (looking) Perusal

What is…?!

(turning back)

Dammit, why are you misdirecting me? Why am I special?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH

(struggling to conceal the truth) Licensing Because…because I am having a special birthdayproduction dinner prepared for you.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE for (distracted)

Maybe the Exiled One can tell me… Not VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (sharply) Broadway The Exiled One is on the other side of the fence—she is out of our sight and should be out of your mind.

#6 GET OUT

(sweeter) Come, open your gift, my little miracle.

(VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH goes to the present… VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE looks out)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (to herself)

SOMETHING BECKONS ME THAT WASN’T PLANNED A LONGING I FEEL IN MY GUT

ENSEMBLE

(entering dramatically…to the audience) OOO SHE’S SAYIN’ SOMETHIN’ YEAH. Perusal

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE SOMETHING’S LURKING IN AN UNKNOWN LAND SHOULD I FIND OUT WHAT? SHOULD I GET OUT?

ENSEMBLE GET OUT GET OUT Licensing VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCEproduction & ENSEMBLE GET OUT

ENSEMBLEfor GET OUT GET OUT HEY Not VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (to VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH) Broadway If I wanted to seek out the Exiled One, Pastor…would you go with me?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Enough of this malarkey.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH ENSEMBLE SOMEWHERE OUT THERE

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH ENSEMBLE (CONT’D) (CONT’D) IS A SOUL SO DARK SO HER MADHOUSE LIES BEYOND AH THE TREES TREES

THAT’S REALLY SCARY YEAH

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE ENSEMBLE SOMEWHERE OUT THERE IS A QUESTION MARK QUESTION SO, TAKE ME MARK AH AH PLEASE Perusal LET’S GET OUT Hey! GET OUT Hey! LET’S GET OUT, GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT Licensing GET AH AND ROCK OUR production DESTINY AH LET’S GET OUT for TO TOUCH THE SKY GET OUT (touching a member of the audience) Not TO TOUCH THIS GUY GET OUT TO ADVENTURE LET’S GET OUT Broadway VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Out there, Pastor, we could discover…everything. Just imagine…

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE ENSEMBLE WHAT GLORIES WE’LL BEHOLD

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE ENSEMBLE (CONT’D) (CONT’D) GLORIES TO BEHOLD OUT THERE OUT THERE WHERE THE STREETS ARE PAVED HMMM WITH GOAT BLOOD WE’LL SWIM WITH THE DOLPHINS THEN WE’LL EAT ALL THE DOLPHINS AND WE’LL TRY YES SHE’LL TRY TO FLY YES SHE’LL FLY YES I’LL FLY OH YEAH WHEN I GET OUT TOPerusal SEE THE WORLD GET OUT TO SEE THE SEA GET OUT TO SEE SEA WORLD GET OUT GET AH AND ROCK MY DESTINY AH I’LL GET OUT TO LEARN CHINESE GET OUT Licensing SAN CHOO production CHING CHANG GET OUT AH TO AD- for -VENTURE OUT TO ADVENTURE I’LL GET OUT

VELOCIRAPTORNot OF FAIT H VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE YOU’LL STAY IN Broadway NO, I’LL GET OUT (singing higher) YOU’LL STAY IN NO, I’LL GET OUT I’LL GET OUT (singing higher) YOU’LL STAY IN (singing highest)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH VELOCIRAPTOR OF (CONT’D) INNOCENCE (CONT’D) I’LL GET OUT GET OUT

(VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH smacks VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE…hard…the music becomes much softer)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Cross that fence, and Lab help me you will never cross back. In fact, you have just been reassigned to Triceratops duty. You will clean her undergrass.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE No! Perusal VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH You will clean her undergrass and keep her hydrated. Have I made myself clear?

(breath)

Do you know what’s on the other side of that fence? People. You know what people do?

(mimes holding and shooting a gun)

Blam! Blam! Blam! It’s no place for aLicensing dinosaur like you. production (beat…trying to regain her motherly composure)

Birthday dinner will be served promptly at sun-in-ground. But you will eat outside with the others if you continue to treat me thisfor way. I don’t care who you are.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Who am I, Pastor? Not (beat)

BroadwayVELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Please. Call me Mama.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Mama.

(VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH smiles…VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE points)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (CONT’D) Look over there.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (looking) What?

(VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE has caught FAITH with her own trick…VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH gasps while VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE exits in a huff)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH

(dramatically)

Clever girl. Perusal

(lights down on VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH and up on VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE by the fence)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Stupid Pastor, stupid tribe, stupid fence! Oh, Lab. What do you want me to do?

(she grabs the fence…it shocks her)

Ahhh!!!! Licensing (she kicks the fence in frustration…it shocksproduction her again obviously)

Jahhhhhh!!! for (VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE sits on the floor near tears)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE MEN WOMEN SOMEONE’S WAITINGNot IN A SOMEWHERE PLACE I DON’T KNOW BroadwayBUT SOMEHOW I KNOW SOMEONE WILL TELL ME WHEN THEY SEE MY FACE WELCOME HOME (seductively) YOU KNOW YOU WAN- I’LL GET OUT -NA UH HUH

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE MEN WOMEN (CONT’D) (CONT’D) (CONT’D) WE KNOW YOU WAN- I’LL GET OUT -NA AH AH I’LL GET OUT AH AH

(VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE stands, starts testing the fence for weaknesses…she never tests the same place twice)

I’LL GET OUT TO CATCH TO CATCH A DREAM A DREAM GET OUT TO DREAM Perusal TO DREAM A DREAM A DREAM GET OUT

DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM GET OUT GET AH GET AH AND ROCK MY DESTINY AH AH Licensing (VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE comesproduction across an electricity cable)

I’LL GET OUT for YOU REALLY YOU REALLY SHOULD SHOULD GET OUT Not JUST JUST FUCKING GO FUCKING GO GET OUT Broadway AH AH TO AD- -VENTURE OUT TO OUT TO ADVENTURE ADVENTURE YES, I’LL LIVE THE AD- AH AH

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE MEN WOMEN (CONT’D) (CONT’D) (CONT’D) -VENTURE OH YEAH OH YEAH ADVENTURE ADVENTURE AH AH AH

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE I am a Velociraptor! Once, I was considered a miracle of evolution. And thanks to modern science, I now am again. High Voltage!! Don’t touch the fence!!!

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE MEN WOMEN (CONT’D) (CONT’D) (CONT’D) AH AH Perusal

(VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE slashes at an electricity cable… music cuts out and the entire stage goes dark except a dim light on the fence…VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE takes a deep breath, then puts a claw on the fence…there is no electric shock)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE MEN WOMEN (CONT’D) (CONT’D) (CONT’D) GET OUT YEAH YEAH Licensing (button…after the minimal applause, VELOCIRAPTORproduction of INNOCENCE starts climbing the fence)

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VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE A WOMAN IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAYNot TO BE A WOMAN

(she lands on the other side of the fence) Broadway The grass is greener.

(suddenly, the sound of crying is heard)

What sound is this?

(T-REX 2 enters on the original side of the fence crying)

T-REX 2 (mournfully)

IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO BE A WOMAN…

(VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE hides behind a bush)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What’s going on?

#7 LOVE ME AS A FRIEND

T-REX 2 IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY

(T-REX 2 comes across a lazy river) Perusal

Hello, lazy river.

(the lazy river is played by MIME-A-SAURUS who mirrors T-REX 2’s every action, except she is rippling the whole time, and does extra ripples every time T-REX 2 touches the water)

T-REX 2 REFLECTION IN THE WATER REFLECTION IN THE WAVESLicensing production (she admires herself lovingly, and MIME-A-SAURUS mirrors every action…but when T-REX 2 turns around and bends over, MIME-A- SAURUS follows suit, putting her arms through her legs to mime a huge penis in the reflection…forT-REX 2 sees the reflection and recoils, standing up and turning back around…she gathers herself, crosses her fingers, then slowly turns around again, hoping the penis won’t be there…with a breath, she quickly bends over…but the MIME-A- SAURUS penisNot reflection is back…T-REX 2 moves her hips in circles, and the MIME-A-SAURUS reflection follows suit, with the mime penis bouncing as it goes…T-REX 2 stands straight, screams, Broadwayand kicks the water in frustration…MIME-A-SAURUS ripples away)

T-REX 2 It’s an abomination!

WHO HAVE I BECOME? HOW CAN I BELIEVE?

T-REX 2 (CONT’D) LOVE AND FAITH AND SCIENCE DON’T AGREE

(T-REX 1 appears behind her)

T-REX 1 NOTHING BUT A LUMP NOTHING ELSE HAS CHANGED

T-REX 2 No. THERE’S MOVEMENT… MOVEMENT DEEP INSIDE OF ME I SEE THE WORLD THROUGH DIFFERENT EYES Perusal AS THOUGH DARKNESS THROUGH MY VESSEL, SPIES

(T-REX 2 sneezes…speaks miserably)

And I think I’m allergic to it.

WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME AS YOU DID NOW THAT I’M STRANGE EVEN TO MYSELF Licensing production HOW CAN YOU SEE ME LIKE BEFORE? YOUR EYES DON’T DECEIVE I BELIEVE THIS IS FOREVER for WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME AS A FRIEND?

T-REX 1 T-Rex 2… Not

Broadway(T-REX 2 turns away… T-REX 1 keeps her distance)

T-REX 2 WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME AS YOU DID NOW THAT THE MIRROR TELLS ME LIES?

T-REX 2 (CONT’D) HOW CAN YOU KNOW ME LIKE BEFORE? YOUR HANDS DON’T DECEIVE I BELIEVE I’M DEAD AND GONE WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME AS A FRIEND?

NOW MY FACE MAY CHANGE MY HAIR RECEDE MY METABOLISM START TO SPEED SEE MY BODY DIE TO RISE DERANGED AND I FEAR MY SOUL HAS TOO BEEN CHANGED

I feel like I’m dying, Kaitlyn. But when I rise again, it won’t be asPerusal the ghost of my past self, but as a new beast altogether. As a monster. A monster with an 8-inch grotesque-ty.

T-REX 1 And I’ll follow that monster wherever she goes.

T-REX 2 The Pastor always told us that the mind and the body were separate. So how is it that changes in one affect the other? My body is evolving, and…I’m not who I was. What do I do? T-REX 1 T-REX 2 THOUGH YOUR Licensing FACE MAY CHANGE production MY BEARD WILL GROW THOUGH YOUR CYCLE ENDS for I HAVE NO FLOW THOUGH YOUR BODY DIES TO RISE ANEW WHILE YOURNot SPIRIT LI VES I’LL BE HERE WITH YOU ALWAYS? Broadway ALWAYS

T-REX 1 & T-REX 2 B-F-F AND I’LL STILL LOVE YOU AS I DID NOW THAT THE SEASONS START TO CHANGE

T-REX 1 & T-REX 2 (CONT’D) I WILL STILL KNOW YOU LIKE BEFORE MY EYES MIGHT DECEIVE BUT OUR FRIENDSHIP IS FOREVER

T-REX 1 I WILL STILL LOVE YOU

T-REX 2 I WILL STILL LOVE YOU

(the GIRLS move closer to one another)

T-REX 1 & T-REX 2 AS A Perusal

(T-REX 2 kisses T-REX 1…stillness…T-REX 2 pulls away suddenly) T-REX 2 My Lab. See what I’ve become? The Pastor was right…I don’t belong here anymore.

(T-REX 2 runs off)

T-REX 1 T-Rex 2! Wait! Licensing (T-REX 1 sits…alone) production

DOES MY HEART DECEIVE? I BELIEVE I FEEL IT CHANGINGfor I DO STILL LOVE HER BUT DO I LOVE HER AS A FRIEND? Not (T-REX 1 runs off as VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE comes out from hiding) Broadway VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE A community in crisis leads to doubt. And doubt to chaos. I have to find the Exiled One before it’s too late. Thank Lab I don’t have to go it alone. Come on, Cuddly Cow Companion.

(CUDDLY COW COMPANION, who is played by MIME-A- SAURUS, emerges beside her…they begin walking through the forest together)

#8 SEARCHING

ENSEMBLE (mysteriously)

OOO SHE’S GOING ON A JOURNEY OOO WITH CUDDLY COW COMPANION

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE SEARCHING Perusal SEARCHING FOR A PATH TO FIND THE FREEDOM FROM OUR WOES SEARCHING WHAT FUTURE PATH AWAITS ME ONLY LAB ALMIGHTY KNOWS

(the SPIRITS of DANCE and FOREST FRIGHTS enter and begin to dance around VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE)

VELOCIRAPTORLicensing OF INNOCENCE (CONT’D) Cuddly Cow Companion? Did you ever notice thatproduction when you question something, you start to question everything else? For example, we all know the metal hole in the earth gives birth to live goats that are chained around the ankles. But no one ever asks the big questions: like why does goat taste like chicken? And what’s chicken? for SCIENCE & FAITH T-REXS HMM OO OO Not SCIENCE FAITH OO Broadway WHOA OH OH

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE THESE PLANTS ALL SMELL TOXIC THESE ROADS ALL LOOK STRANGE THESE NOISES AROUND ME SOUND WRONG OH

(fences move “artistically” around the stage)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (CONT’D) THESE FENCES SEEM LIKE THEY’RE MOVING I DON’T UNDERSTAND AM I SOMEPLACE I DON’T BELONG?

I DON’T WANT TO LIVE FOREVER BUT WHILE I’M ALIVE I WANT TO LIVE WHEREVER I’M MEANT TO SUR-

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE T-REXS SCIENCE & FAITH -VIVE OO OO OO OO Perusal

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Let’s listen for the sound of beasts at slaughter. Find that, and we’ll find our Exiled One. Come on, Gerald.

(VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE dances with the SPIRITS of DANCE and FOREST FRIGHTS somewhat enticed by their mystery and Axe body wash scent…meanwhile, T-REX 2 runs through the jungle while T-REX 1, in a different part of the jungle, looks for her companion) Licensing VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE,production T-REXS, SCIENCE & FAITH SEARCHING

T-REXfor 1 & T -REX 2 SEARCHING FOR THE REASON WHY THIS IMPLEMENT HAS GROWN

VELOCIRAPTORNot OF INNOCENCE , T-REXS, SCIENCE & FAITH SEARCHING

BroadwayVELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE LEADS TO DARKER QUESTIONS THAT CUT DEEP DOWN TO THE BONE

T-REXS SCIENCE FAITH AH OH OH

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE, T-REXS, SCIENCE & FAITH SEARCHING

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE FAITH T-REXS & SCIENCE SEARCHING MMM SEARCHING FOR MY KEYS I THOUGHT I LEFT THEM ON THE DESK AND ALSO YEARNING YEARNING OH OO WAIT, THEY’RE IN MY POCKET NO, WAIT THESEPerusal AREN’T MY KEYS WHOSE ARE AH AH THEY?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE So many questions!!!

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE SCIENCE & FAITH & T-REXS I DON’T WANT TO LIVE I FOREVER Licensing I BUT WHILE I’M ALIVE production BUT WHILE I’M ALIVE I I WANNA LIVE WHER- for -EVER I I’M MEANT TO SUR-

VELOCIRAPTOR NotT-REXS SCIENCE FAITH OF INNOCENCE -VIVE -VIVE OO OO Broadway OO OOH OO OO OH WHOA OH WHOA OH OH SEARCHING SEARCHING SEARCHING WHOA OH

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE T-REX 2 & SCIENCE FAITH & T-REX 2 SEARCHING FOR A SPACE THAT FEELS FA- -MILIAR TO MY SOUL OO OO AND ALSO AND ALSO SQUIRMING SQUIRMING SQUIRMING

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE, SCIENCE & FAITH T-REX 1 & T-REX 2 MY HOME’S BECOME A FOREIGN PLACE OO WHERE I HAVE NO CONTROL OH VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE SCIENCE & FAITH & T-REX 2 Perusal I DON’T BELONG HERE

T-REX 2 MY BODY FEELS STRANGE

VELOCIRAPTOR T-REXS SCIENCE FAITH OF INNOCENCE I DON’T BE- I DON’T BE- I DON’T BE- -LONG -LONG HERE -LONG HERE I DON’T BE- HERE THE GROUND THELicensing GROUND -LONG FEELS FEELS production STRANGE STRANGE HERE I OH DON’T, NO for VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE, T-REXS, SCIENCE & FAITH I DON’T BELONG HERE WE ALL DON’T BELONG HERE Not VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE, SCIENCE & FAITH T-REX 1 & T-REX 2 Broadway I DON’T WANNA LIVE FOR- EVER I OH

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE, T-REXS, SCIENCE & FAITH BUT WHILE I’M ALIVE

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE, SCIENCE & FAITH T-REX 1 & T-REX 2 I I WANNA LIVE WHER- -EVER I

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE, T-REXS, SCIENCE & FAITH I’M MEANT TO SURVIVE

VELOCIRAPTOR T-REXS SCIENCE FAITH OF INNOCENCE I WANT TO OO OO SUR- VIVE Perusal I WANT TO SUR- -VIVE OO OO I WANT TO SUR- I WANT TO SUR- -VIVE -VIVE WHOA OH WHOA OH

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE, T-REXS, SCIENCE & FAITH WANT TO SURVIVE

(button…thunder) Licensing VELOCIRAPTOR OFproduction INNOCENCE Oh, Cow! There’s a wind storm a-brewin’!

(a wind storm a-brews) for

But don’t worry, Lab will protect us. Let’s seek out shelter!

(the wind stormNot brews harder …all is blown…VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE and CUDDLY COW COMPANION come across a cave…then come upon it) Broadway Cuddly Cow Companion, don’t go in that cave! It doesn’t look safe!

(the cave, which is made of ENSEMBLE MEMBERS, whispers, “It is”)

Don’t do it!

(the cave whispers “Do it! Everybody’s doing it” and other awesome ad libs…CUDDLY COW COMPANION enters the cave…the vicious sounds of CUDDLY COW COMPANION being eviscerated are heard)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (CONT’D) Cuddly Cow Companion!! Nooooooooooo!

(VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE drops to her knees…the brewin’ tempest calms)

Ohhh…the sounds of beasts at slaughter! The Exiled One must be near…

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE

(menacingly from the shadows) Perusal

Who approaches my cave of ominous solitude?

CAVE ECHOES …tude…tude…tude…

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE I was hoping you could tell me. Exiled One. Oh, Exiled One. I have come from beyond the fence.

VELOCIRAPTORLicensing OF SCIENCE production (from the shadows)

Boo! for

CAVE ECHOES …boooooo… Not VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE I’ve been told you’re one with many answers. I, for one, have many questions. Broadway (VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE starts laughing, menacingly…the cave echoes her laughter)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Why are you laughing?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE

(still from the shadows)

I knew someone would come for me. I knew it! After you banished me from your tribe and left me for dead.

CAVE ECHOES …dead…deeaaaad…

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE I didn’t know of you till today. I don’t know why you were banished.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE

(coming out from the shadows) Perusal

You wanna know why? For my beliefs.

CAVE ECHOES …beliefs.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE You wanna know what I believe?

(VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE nods) Licensing VELOCIRAPTOR OFproduction SCIENCE Drop a beat, bitch.

(PIANOSAURUS starts to beatfor box)

#9 SCIENCE

NotVELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE (rapping) SCIENCE BroadwayIS MY MIND’S HYDRATION SCIENCE APPLIED IS OUR SOLE SALVATION THE “S” OF SCIENCE IS FOR SUCK MY BRAIN WORK THAT HEAD TILL I COAT YOUR FACE WITH A LOGIC STAIN

ENSEMBLE (violently) WHAT?

(the drums kick in)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE HYPOTHESIZE, EXPERIMENT THEN TAKE A DEEP BREATH KID ANALYZE, INTERPRET IT’S THE SCIENTIFIC ME-

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE ENSEMBLE -THOD HY- SCIENCE -POTHESIZE EXPERIMENTPerusal ANALYZE INTERPRET

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Can you handle that?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Maybe.

ENSEMBLE. HYPOTHESIZE Licensing EXPERIMENT production ANALYZE INTERPRET for VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE. THE “C” OF SCIENCE IS FOR HERE COMES THE QUIZ, UM DO EMPIRICAL FINDINGNotS MAKE ME SPEW MY SYLLOGISM?

Broadway ENSEMBLE YES

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE INFER YOUR CONCLUSION IF YOU DO, THEN FORGET IT, SIS YOUR ASS’LL BE AS VALID AS MY NULL HYPOTHESIS

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE ENSEMBLE HY- SCIENCE -POTHESIZE EXPERIMENT ANALYZE INTERPRET

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE THE “I” IN SCIENCE IS FOR

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE & ENSEMBLE I GOTTA HUNCH

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE THAT MY MIND IS SO PHAT IT MAKE THE DANCE FLOOR CRUNCH Perusal

ENSEMBLE WHAT?

(they all break it down…after some dancing)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE HEY, DINOSAUR DINOSAUR I THINK I UNDERSTAND Licensing VELOCIRAPTOR OFproduction SCIENCE THEN DEMONSTRATE, SHOW ME HOW YOUR KNOWLEDGE EXPANDSfor

ENSEMBLE HYPOTHESIZE Not VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE

Broadway(trying to impress VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE)

GOT A THEORY THAT SHOULD REALLY BE EXPLORED THAT YOUR SYSTEM REALIZED IS REALLY HARMONY RESTORED (revelation) I CAN RHYME

ENSEMBLE EXPERIMENT

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE I TEST IT OUT THE POINTS ARE RACKIN’ UP BUT I’M NOT CARELESS CUZ I TAKE EACH FACT AND BACK IT UP! BACK IT UP

ENSEMBLE ANALYZE

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE I ADVISE THE DEMISE OF THE OLD WAY OF DECISION Perusal AND THE BEAUTY OF MY DUTY MAKES MY BOOTY GO BLAM WITH PIN-POINT PRECISION

ENSEMBLE INTERPRET

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE I INTERPRET THAT SCIENCE MUST REIGN CUZ THE “I” IN INTERPRETLicensing IS FOR production

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE & ENSEMBLE SUCK MY BRAIN for

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE YO, ANYONE WHO DOESN’T USE THIS METHOD IS A NotWUSSY

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE. BroadwayYO HO, I AGREE NOW WATCH ME POP THIS PUSSY

(in celebration, VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE “pops her pussy” which is some kind of dance move, I think)

ENSEMBLE HYPOTHESIZE EXPERIMENT ANALYZE INTERPRET

HYPOTHESIZE EXPERIMENT ANALYZE INTERPRET

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE THE REST OF THE LETTERS ARE FOR SUCK IT SOME MORE

ENSEMBLE Perusal WHAT?

(the ENSEMBLE exits…VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE has been won over by VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE’s impressive display of learning)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE I see pieces of myself in you, kid. You’re hungry. And you got back.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Then you’ll help me? Licensing production VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Indubitably. It’s a science word that means yes. for VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Well for starters, one of our clan, T-Rex 2…what went in now sticks out. The Pastor says her soul is ill, but I have questions. Not VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Hmm. Isn’t it funny how questions alone feel unnatural, but paired with answers feel complete?Broadway Your friend’s question has become its own answer, but now that answer needs a new question to answer the answer.

(VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE gives a knowing look… VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE gives a vacant look)

Your friend’s a dude.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What’s a dude?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Kind of like a chick but never asks for directions.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Kind of like a chick but with spatial awareness.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Perusal Kind of like a chick but can perform basic arithmetic I can go all day in case you doubt my abilities but the point is it’s kind of like a chick but with…

(breath)

…a dude stick.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (revelation)

Like that thing. Licensing production VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE That thing indeed. for VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE How did you learn all this?

NotVELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE I was running through the woods seeking answers and truth, when I saw something very odd, lying on the jungle floor. It was a book of human anatomy. Broadway VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Uh huh…

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE And it was being peed on.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Uh huh…

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE By a dude stick.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Uh huh…

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE That was attached to Pianosaurus.

PIANOSAURUS Uh huh.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Perusal And then promptly fell off.

PIANOSAURUS What? VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Because he’s a little bitch. And it got me thinking. What else have I not seen? What stones have I left unturned? What questions have I not answered?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Why does the Pastor think I’m special? Licensing VELOCIRAPTOR OFproduction SCIENCE Exactly! Why does the Pastor think…

(beat) for

The Pastor said that? About you?

(VELOCIRAPTORNot of INNOCENCE nods…VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE looks deeply troubled)

BroadwayVELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE She said it has to do with my particularlys. Particularly this and particularly not that.

(VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE has bent her over, and is examining her tramp stamp area) What are you…

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE

(looking up from the tramp stamp area)

Oh…shit.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Oof. I think you should go.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What? Why?

(VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE starts to walk away) Perusal

You have to tell me why.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE

(suddenly bitchy)

I don’t have to tell you anything. Leave me alone.

(dinosaur hiss) Licensing VELOCIRAPTOR OFproduction INNOCENCE What did you see?

VELOCIRAPTORfor OF SCIENCE Nothing.

(VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE starts to move back into her cave) Not VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE That’s it? That’s all I get? Broadway VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE The scientific method is all you need.

(VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE retreats dramatically into the cave of shadowiness, as if she were a ghost or something…but she is awkwardly still visible)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE That’s not applicable at all! And I can still see you.

(VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE realizes she can be seen and disappears)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Don’t leave me with more questions than I started with. I’m already alone. Don’t.

PIANOSAURUS I’m here.

(VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE re-enters with a water gun or something and ad libs threats to PIANOSAURUS… VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE interrupts her) Perusal VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE You give me the tiniest fraction of information and let me go. You know who that reminds me of? The Pastor.

PIANOSAURUS (revelation)

Oh snap…

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Licensing (cutting him off) production

You shut your Lab-damn face, pussy. for (relevant beat…she speaks to VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE, making what she considers to be a big decision)

VELOCIRAPTORNot OF SCIENCE (CONT’D) I will give you my Book of Anatomy on loan. But be careful because it is filled with wild and powerful information. Pay very close attention, you. Particularly you. Broadway VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (annoyed)

Particularly me, I get it.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE (interrupting)

Also! If you return it after 7 days there will be a fine.

(VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE hands her the Book of Anatomy and exits ominously)

9A GET OUT REPRISE

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE

(looking at the Book of Anatomy)

SOMETHING’S WAITING SOME OF NATURE’S LAWS Perusal ARE THESE THE ANSWERS I SEEK? SOMETHING’S BAITING ME BETWEEN MY CLAWS IT SAYS “TAKE A PEEK”

(VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH enters with her prayer book, which she reads while VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE reads the Book of Anatomy)

VELOCIRAPTORLicensing OF FAITH & INNOCENCE production (reading)

“In the beginning…” for VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH “…there was Lab.”

VELOCIRAPTORNot OF INNOCENCE “…there was a single cell.”

BroadwayVELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH “And the Lab created the Dinosaur in the Lab’s own image.”

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE “And the cell divided, which created another cell.”

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH “And the Lab cared for the Dinosaur.”

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE “And each divided cell cared only for itself.”

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH & INNOCENCE “And as time went on…”

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE “…single celled organisms became multi-cellular organisms.”

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH “…they lived together peacefully. And to this day, they exist only for peace.”

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE “They exist only to survive, and to perpetuate the species.”

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Perusal (profoundly)

When did I learn to read?

(lights down on VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Perpetuate the species?

(looks to Lab) Licensing Lab, how does one do that? production

(enter T-REX 2 on the other side of the fence, crying) for What sound is this?

(she sees T-REX 2, and talks to her through the fence) Not T-Rex 2! T-REX 2 Broadway (between sniffles)

Young Velociraptor. What are you doing on that side of the fence?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE I was searching for answers, but all I found were more questions. Like, do you notice anything particular about me when I go like this?

(VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE bends over…T-REX 2, seeing a vagina, something she so misses, starts sobbing)

T-REX 2 Don’t torture me with sight of what I no longer have! Oh, Dinosaur! I miss it so!

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE You miss what?

T-REX 2 (poetically)

The southways flower of my being. Which lay beneath the hooded teardrop of my essence. All is now lost, and in its place a shameful foot-long hose of complacency.

(VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE climbs back throughPerusal or over the fence)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE No. That’s no hose of complacency. I know this from the Exiled One. It’s a dude stick of perpetuation!

T-REX 2 (earnestly)

What’s perpetuation? Licensing VELOCIRAPTOR OFproduction INNOCENCE (doubly earnestly)

I don’t know. for

(she looks through the Book of Anatomy)

Perpetuate…perpetuate… “toNot replicate and thereby create…living things.”

T-REX 2 LivingBroadway things…like plants?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Well, let’s use the scientific method.

(feeling cocky, she puts the Book of Anatomy away)

Hypothesis: perpetuation means you can use your dude stick to water plants.

T-REX 2

(mad at herself for not seeing this sooner)

Of course.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Experiment. You touch mine.

(T-REX 2 does)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE It goes in. Not good for watering plants.

T-REX 2 It makes so much sense now. Perusal

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Now touch yours.

(T-REX 2 suddenly has a monster sneeze)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Lab bless you!

T-REX 2 Thanks. I think I’m allergic to… Licensing production (T-REX 2 wipes her nose with her hand, takes a deep breath, and smells vagina on her finger) for Oooo…

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Do you have analysis? Not

(T-REX 2 smells again) Broadway T-REX 2 That’s not my scent. What is this? Familiar…but newly enticing.

(she starts to shake)

I’m all jittery.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Interesting. Let’s touch yours now.

T-REX 2 (with a new energy)

Yes. Let’s.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What?

(T-REX 2 walks slowly to VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE, and stands directly behind her)

T-REX 2 Come here. Skank. Perusal

(funk music starts to play…T-REX 2 bends VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE over, straightens her up, then hits the Book of Anatomy out of her hands…T-REX 2 goes back and forth between manhandling VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE and forcing herself to keep distance from this strange new desire)

#10 DICK FIX

LicensingT-REX 2 LET ME SCHMELL YOU production

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What’s happening? for T-REX 2 THERE’S A PASSION IN MY LOINS AND I FEEL IT SCHWELLIN’ UH HUH Not IT’S TIME TO EXPLORE- I’M YOUR BODY’S MAGELLAN BroadwayWHOA OO WHOA

WHEN I FEEL THIS ITCH COME SUN, COME RAIN I WANNA TAKE MY DICK AND PUT IT IN SOME-THAIN I GOTTA DICK FIX

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What’s a dick?

T-REX 2

(displaying four fingers on one hand)

Dude.

(displaying five fingers on other hand)

Stick.

(putting them together to create four total fingers)

Dick. Perusal

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What’s going on? What’s a dick fix?

T-REX 2

(terrified and turned on)

I don’t know. I’m feeling it for the first time myself. It’s like my dick needs…but I know I shouldn’t… How can I describe it? It’s like… It’s like… Licensing WHEN YOU SEE A SLICE OF APPLE PIEproduction ACROSS THE ROOM AND YOU WANT TO HAVE A BITE BUT YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN’T CUZ YOU JUST HAD LUNCH AND YOUR MOM HAS DIABETESfor BUT YOU DO IT ANYWAY

ENSEMBLE CUZ YOU HAVE TONot—

T-REX 2 BroadwayIT’S KINDA LIKE THAT.

ENSEMBLE DICK FIX. YEAH. T-REX 2 WHEN IT’S DEEP IN THE SUMMER AND YOU’RE GETTIN’ ALL HOT AND YOU GOT A BAD ITCH

T-REX 2 (CONT’D) AND IT’S NEXT TO YOUR CROTCH BUT YOU’RE SITTING SHIVA AND YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN’T SCRATCH IT BUT YOU DO IT ANYWAY

ENSEMBLE CAUSE YOU HAVE TO

T-REX 2 IT’S KINDA LIKE THAT

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE I don’t think I understand.

ENSEMBLE 1 (T-REX 1) Perusal WHEN YOU DISCOVER THE KEY TO YOUR SISTER’S DIARY AND YOU JUST WANT TO KNOW HER DARKEST SECRETS

ENSEMBLE 2 (VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE) SO YOU OPEN IT UP AND IT SAYS SHE’S A WITCH

ENSEMBLE 3 (VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH) AND YOU KNOW YOU SHOLicensingULDN’T BURN HER production T-REX 2 BUT YOU HAVE TO for ENSEMBLE IT’S KINDA LIKE A DICK FIX T-REX 2 DON’T BE A CHICKENNot PUT YOUR DICK IN

Broadway ENSEMBLE DICK FIX YEAH

T-REX 2 & ENSEMBLE GOTTA PUT IT IN SOMETHIN’

ENSEMBLE DICK FIX A DIRTY DICK FIX, GIRL DICK FIX WA HEY YOW

T-REX 2 (to PIANOSAURUS) Tell ’em.

PIANOSAURUS WHEN YOU TAKE A SHOWER AND YOU WASHIN’ YO’ DICK AND YOU PUT IT IN SOMETHIN’

ENSEMBLE Perusal CUZ YOU HAVE TO

ENTIRE BAND ENSEMBLE IT’S KINDA LIKE THAT DICK FIX

T-REX 2 DICK FIX WHOA WHOA OH

ENSEMBLE Licensing T-REX 2 DICK FIX production YEAH GOTTA PUT IT IN SOMETHIN’ I GOTTA DICK FIX DICK FIX for A DINO DICK FIX, GIRL DICK FIX, WHOA WHOA OH DICK FIX WA HEY YOW Park it, baby.

(sexy dance breakNot…T-REX 2 seduces VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE…it’s completely overwhelming, causing some Broadwayaudience members to e ither spontaneously combust or simply masturbate)

T-REX 2 (whispered)

REMEMBER THAT PIE FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE SONG?

T-REX 2 (CONT’D) (yelled)

WELL, I FUCKED THAT PIE

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE

(finally understanding)

CUZ YOU HAD TO

T-REX 2 IT’S KINDA LIKE THAT

(T-REX 2 gets VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE in the proper position) Perusal

ENSEMBLE DICK FIX A DIGGLE DICK FIX, GIRL.

T-REX 2 IT’S KINDA LIKE THAT

ENSEMBLE. DICK FIX WA HEY YOW Licensing T-REX 2production IT’S KINDA LIKE

(T-REX 2 is about to enter VELOCIRAPTORfor of INNOCENCE…blackout…lights up on VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH, sitting alone at a dinner for two…a live GOAT is placed nicely on a bed of noodles) Not #11 HELLO, LITTLE GOAT

BroadwayVELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH I GUESS I WAS EXPECTING COMPANY I MADE HER FAVORITE GRASS FED GOAT PAD THAI I WANTED TIME WITH ME AND MY LITTLE MIRACLE

(she looks out, hoping VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE will enter…she doesn’t)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (CONT’D) BUT IT’S BETTER ME…AND I

(she sighs…the GOAT nudges her…rests its head on VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH’s shoulder)

HELLO, LITTLE GOAT DO YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS?

(Bah)

YOU DO? Perusal (Bah)

GREAT WE CAN BUILD A BOAT OUT OF ODDS AND ENDS

(Bah)

AND SAIL IT TILL WE DISAPPEAR BUT WE NEVER WOULD CUZ WE’RE HAPPY HERE Licensing production I COULD STEER BY DAY AND YOU’D STEER BY NIGHT for (Bah)

Why, the boat of course, silly.

AND WE’D TAKE OURNot BREAKS WITH A TICKLE FIGHT

(Bah)Broadway

I’m gonna get you.

(Baaah)

(she tries to tickle the goat, but accidentally slits its throat instead)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (CONT’D) No, no, no!

(she gasps)

Everything I touch…everything I touch I slit its throat.

(she looks at the dead goat, then gets an idea…she removes the goat’s head, looks at it, puts her hand inside the head and makes the mouth move as if it’s speaking…she speaks in a goat voice)

“Don’t feel baaaad.”

(speaks as herself)

Thanks, goat. Perusal

I FORGIVE YOU FOR YOUR CRIMES EVEN THE MOST RIGHTEOUS CAN ERR SOMETIMES

I wish you were right, goat.

FOR MY SINS I MAY NEVER ATONE IS THAT WHY I’VE BEEN GIVEN THIS LIFE ALONE? Licensing production (she looks out)

WHERE ARE YOU MY YOUNG forVELOCIRAPTOR? AND WHY HAVEN’T YOU

(lights back up on VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE and T-REX 2 in immediate post-coitus…they totally just did it) Not VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Dear BroadwayLab, is that why I’m special? Because I can do something like…that? With someone like…her?

T-REX 2 Of course you’re special, baby. You’re so beautiful and…

(yawns)

T-REX 2 (CONT’D) Just move your head for a second…

(T-REX 2 moves her arm, and turns over to go to sleep)

11A DICK FIX (REPRISE)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH COME?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE It must be why I’m special. I feel…

SOMETHING HAPPENED WHAT WAS HALF IS WHOLE A PIECE OF MY INNOCENCE DIED Perusal SOMETHING HAPPENED NOW MY HOLE MUST HAVE MORE YOU INSIDE

(T-REX 2 perks up)

SO NOW I WANT ANOTHER

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE ENSEMBLE DICK FIX Licensing DICK FIX YOW production DICK FIX YEAH YEAH GOTTA DADDY PUT IT IN SOMETHIN’ for DICK FIX DICK FIX A DOUBLE WHOA WHOA OH DICK FIX, GIRL DICK FIX Not (VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE mounts T-REX 2)

BroadwayYEAH GIMME

(T-REX 2 bends VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE over…the ENSEMBLE parts to reveal T-REX 1 with a bouquet of flowers…T- REX 1 is shocked…everyone is completely still for several seconds)

T-REX 2 Don’t move… She can’t see us if we don’t move.

T-REX 2 (CONT’D) (more stillness)

Wait, I think she’s gone.

T-REX 1 (moving)

T-Rex 2?

T-REX 2 There she is.

(quickly)

Kaitlyn… Kaitlyn, I… Perusal

(T-REX 1 takes a step back..T-REX 2 speaks awkwardly)

Hey. Grrrrl.

T-REX 1 Should I…?

T-REX 2 (delicately) Licensing Yeah, maybe you should…go. production

T-REX 1 (are you serious?) for Really?

T-REX 2 Not (looking for the “right” thing to say)

No. WhatBroadway I meant to say was, maybe you should…join?

T-REX 1 (are you fucking serious?)

Really?

T-REX 2 No! What? Definitely not! What I meant to say was, maybe you should…what are my options here?

T-REX 1 (quietly)

NO, IT’S TOTES FINE YEAH, IT’S TOTES COOL NOW THAT I SEE THAT I WAS WRONG

[SFX: Thunder]

IT WASN’T ME YOU LOVED AT ALL. Perusal T-REX 2 No, I don’t love her, it’s just…

T-REX 1 (starting to lose it)

NO, THAT’S PRETTY CLEAR YOU’D JUST LOVE A PLACE TO STICK IT IT COULD BE ME IT COULD BE HER Licensing (T-REX 1 begins to shake) production

T-REX 2 Kaitlyn, take ten deep breaths…downwardfor-facing dilophosaurus—

(T-REX 1 roars aggressively, then runs off)

Not T-REX 2 Kaitlyn. No!!!!

Broadway(epic music begins to play …T-REX 2 is screaming at her dick)

What have you done to me, you and your yard stick of madness?! You’ve turned me into a beast?!? Oh Lab!!! Lab!!! Why?!?!

#12 KAITLYN’S RAMPAGE

(lights up on T-REX 1 alone by the fence, trying to contain her rage and not doing a very good job of it)

T-REX 1 (to herself) STUPID GIRL TO THINK SHE’D HAVE EYES FOR YOUR SIZE EIGHTY FEET AND YOUR SEISMIC THIGHS COME ON, KAITLYN COME ON

C-C-C-COME ON, STUPID GIRL DUMB FAT GIRL HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE Perusal IF YOU GO OUT ON A LIMB THAT YOU’D BREAK THE WHOLE TREE COME ON, KAITLYN COME ON

C-C-C-C-C-COME ON! OH!

T-REX 2 I’M GONNA CRUSH YOUR SK-K-K-K-KULL IN Licensing (much softer) production

CALM KEEP CALM for KEEP CALM COME ON, KAITLYN CALM KEEP Not

(she stubs her toe on a rock) Broadway Ow.

(she tries to contain her rage…doesn’t do a very good job of it)

STUPID ROCK WITH YOUR STUPID ROCK FRIENDS

T-REX 1 (CONT’D) DID THEY STAY BY YOUR SIDE? OR DID THEY CRUSH YOUR SOUL? LIKE THIS, ROCK?

(she stomps on the rock)

NOW YOU’RE SAND, ROCK

(she crushes the rock under her feet)

DRINK THE MUD, ROCK I WANT BLOOD ROCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK OCK T-REX 2 I’M GONNA GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT Perusal (softer again)

CALM KEEP CALM KEEP CALM JUST BREATHE AND YOU’LL SEE THAT YOUR RAGE IS NOT PROPORTIONAL TO THE STIMULUS WHICH WAS NOTHING BUT A SIMPLE MISUNDERSTANDING AMONG FRIENDS Licensing SHE DIDN’T MEAN TO HURT YOU production THOUGH I BET THAT IT FELT GOOD

(she starts to hyperventilate)for

CUZ IT FEELS REAL GOOD TO HURT SOMETHING I’D KILL IF I COULD HURT SOMETHING I’D KILL IF I COULDNot KILL

(a car honks on the other side of the fence) Broadway Aghh! STUPID PEOPLE WITH YOUR STUPID NOISE IF IT WEREN’T FOR THIS FENCE YOU’D BE MY FUCKING CHEW TOYS

(she grabs the fence…it doesn’t shock her…she notices)

T-REX 1 (CONT’D) Well. Isn’t that interesting.

COME ON, PEOPLE DON’T RESIST, PEOPLE CUZ I’M IN A BAD MOOD AND I EAT WHEN I’M PISSED

(she roars a mighty roar…then another…T-REX 1 stumbles offstage towards the humans…we hear sounds of people being eaten, screaming for mercy, etc…VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE and T-REX 2 appear on the other side of the fence)

T-REX 2 Oh, Kaitlyn.

(the sound of a gruesome bone crunch) Perusal

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE We need to tell Pastor.

T-REX 2 You think?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Of course I think: I’m a Velociraptor. Pastor will know what to do. Licensingproduction for Not Broadway

SCENE TRICERA-FUCK!

(VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH with MIME-A-SAURUS at assembly)

(#12 KAITLYN’S RAMPAGE CONT’D)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH

(somewhat desperately)

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

(to herself) Perusal Good Lab. Why have you not fed us this morning? What have we done to anger you?

(MIME-A-SAURUS raises her hand…VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH is exasperated)

Yes, Mime-a-saurus?

(MIME-A-SAURUS mimes carefully presenting a gift)

Let me get this straight. You’re mimingLicensing giving me a gift to make me feel better? You realize if you actually gave me a gift it wouldn’t makeproduction me feel better, and you’re miming giving me…

(MIME-A-SAURUS places the mimed object in VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH’s claws…VELOCIRAPTORfor of FAITH pauses)

Well, that’s quite nice actually.

(VELOCIRAPTORNot of INNOCENCE enters)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Pastor,Broadway you must help us!

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Oh, my little miracle! You missed your birthday dinner, where have you been?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Kaitlyn has gone mad, eating people and lawyers galore.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Kaitlyn? Why would she do such a thing?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Because she saw T-Rex 2 with her dude stick.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH And then she did what?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE And then she did me.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH You don’t mean…

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Perusal Witnessing our perpetuation drove Kaitlyn to madness and…

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Shame. My child, tell me ‘tisn’t true.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE And if I can’t?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Then good Lab, you’ve Lab-damned us all! Licensing VELOCIRAPTOR OFproduction INNOCENCE No, the Exiled One told me…

VELOCIRAPTORfor OF FAITH And you saw the Exiled One? You disobeyed me??

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE I was only trying to help. Not

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH VelociraptorBroadway of Heresy! It is you that hath turned the Lab against us and stopped our food from rising! Your blasphemy has broken this tribe, and broken my heart.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Pastor, no…

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH I banish you!

(he gasps, surprised by her own decree…then doubles down)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH No, I banish you! Leave this place before you bring more evil upon us.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE All I did was look for answers.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Your answers mean nothing!

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Your face means nothing.

(VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH gasps in horror) Perusal VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Don’t…

#13 MAMA

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (interrupting) Shh. I SAW YOUR SIS WHO SAYS YOUR STORYLicensing IS LIES productionI Shh. I FOUND A MAN PUT PROMISE BETWEEN MY THIGHS for I only Shh. Why Shh. Not No Shh. Broadway I ONCE BELIEVED BUT NOW ON YOUR FEET I SPIT If you knew who you were I do! I’m a woman! AND YOU’RE FULL OF

(VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH moves to speak)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (CONT’D) Shhh… It. (VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH is in shock…MIME-A-SAURUS faints at the sound of the bad word)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (CONT’D) YEAH, MAMA WHATCHA THINK ABOUT THAT, MAMA? YOUR LITTLE GIRL’S GROWIN’ UP, MAMA YOUR LITTLE GIRL’S GETTIN’ BIG, BIG, BAD

YEAH, EVEN THOUGH, MAMA YOU DIDN’T TELL HER ANYTHING YOU KNOW YOUR LITTLE GIRL’S GROWIN’ UP, MAMA AND WHATCHA THINK ABOUT THAT? Perusal

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Ungrateful child. I did tell you everything. I said the Tyrannosaurus would bring evil upon us, and look how right I was!

(T-REX 2 has entered, out of breath)

T-REX 2 Your face means nothing!

VELOCIRAPTORLicensing OF FAITH Tyrannosaurus of… production

T-REX 2 VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (the quieting sound) for Tss! MY BODY BROKE YOU SAID MY SPIRIT WAS DAMNED Not I said your Tss! Double tss! BroadwayI BEGGED FOR GUIDANC E BUT MY PLEADING YOU SLAMMED Just let me speak!

(T-REX 2 lets out a huge roar…VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH cowers)

Okay, keep going. Tss!!! 80

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (CONT’D) I ONCE BELIEVED BUT NOW AT YOUR LAB I HISS You’re a monster!

T-REX 2 HELL YEAH, I’M A MONSTER AND YOU’RE LIVIN’ IN A MONSTER WORLD OF TSS YEAH

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE YEAH

T-REX 2 & VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE YEAH, MAMA Perusal WHATCHA THINK ABOUT THAT, MAMA? YOUR LITTLE GIRL’S GROWIN’ UP, MAMA YOUR LITTLE GIRL’S GETTIN’ BIG, BIG, BAD

YEAH, EVEN THOUGH, MAMA YOU DIDN’T TELL HER ANYTHING YOU KNOW

T-REX 2 VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE YOUR LITTLE GIRL’S YOUR LITTLE GIRL’S GROWIN’ UP GROWN UP Licensing T-REX 2production And this one’s growin’ out.

T-REX 2 & VELOCIRAPTfor OR OF INNOCENCE AND WHATCHA THINK ABOUT THAT?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (angrily) Not

Damn the Exiled One. She was the first to question, the first to challenge me. Broadway VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Because she cared about the truth.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Because she was a Velociraptor of Madness!

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE

(from the shadows)

Was she?!?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Sister!

ENSEMBLE WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS?

(VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE enters)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Perusal Hello, Charlatan.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH

(holding up her death claw on her foot)

Hello, Heathen.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Put away your attack claw. You have no need for it here. Licensing ENSEMBLEproduction WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS? for VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Sister, you are a Velociraptor of Blasphemy. And I banished you because you threatened my Tribe. Not VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE No, you banished me because of this! Broadway (VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE reveals her penis…the TRIBE gasps, I tell you…gasps)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE And because I threatened your tribe! And now I’ve come to take it back.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH I hope the people get you, Sister. Blam! Blam! Blam! That’s how you will meet your end. But me? I have my Tribe. And they will never turn on me! Never!

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Look around, Pastor. They already have.

(slowly, with the rest of the TRIBE moving to stand behind her)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE YEAH, SISTA WHATCHA THINK ABOUT THAT, SISTA?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE YOUR LITTLE TRIBE’S GROWIN’ UP, SISTA YOUR LITTLE TRIBE’S GETTIN’ BIG, BIG, BAD Perusal

THAT’S HOW IT GOES, SISTA WHEN YOUR SHEEP DON’T NEED YOU ANYMORE THEY KICK YOU OUT THE DOOR, SISTA AND WHATCHA THINK ABOUT THAT?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH My tribe. My children. No!!!

T-REX 2 & VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE SCIENCE YEAH, YEAH Licensing YEAH, MAMA production SISTA WHATCHA THINK ABOUT THAT MAMA? OO for SISTA YOUR LITTLE GIRL’S YEAH YEAH GROWIN UP, MAMA SISTA OO Not ALL (EXCEPT FAITH) YOUR LITTLE GIRL’S GETTIN’ BIG, BIG, BAD Broadway T-REX 2 & VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE SCIENCE SIS- JUST WALK -TA, SISTA OUT THE DOOR, MAMA YEAH

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE ‘CAUSE YOU DIDN’T TELL HER ANYTHING YOU KNOW NOW

ALL (EXCEPT FAITH) LITTLE GIRL’S GROWN UP, SISTA/MAMA AND WHATCHA THINK ABOUT THAT?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH If only…

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Shh!

T-REX 2 Perusal Tss!

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE (weird sound)

ALL (EXCEPT FAITH) AND WHATCHA THINK ABOUT

(T-REX 1 has entered…she roars, then slashes T-REX 2 across the throat…T-REX 2 bleeds profusely) Licensing T-REX 1production (belting her face off)

T-REX 2 for I’M GONNA FUCKIN’ KILL YOU YOU BATTERED MY HEART NOW I’LL BATTER YOUR BRAINS WHATCHA THINK NotABOUT THAT? YEAH

BroadwayT-REX 1 WOMEN MEN T-REX 2 AH AH I’M GONNA CHOKE AH AH YOUR JUNK STUFF BLUE THEN FUCKING KILL YOU AND WHATCHA THINK ABOUT THAT? WHATCHA THINK

T-REX 1 WOMEN MEN (CONT’D) (CONT’D) (CONT’D) ABOUT THAT? WHATCHA THINK ABOUT

[SFX: 3 gunshots]

(blood pierces T-REX 1’s chest…she stops moving…ALL are still…T-REX 1 drops to the floor)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH What was that?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE I don’t see any people. Mime-a-saurus… Perusal (MIME-A-SAURUS appears at the perimeter)

…see if you can find them.

(MIME-A-SAURUS exits hastily…T-REX 2 drops to her knees next to T-REX 1)

T-REX 2 She’s not moving.

(VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCELicensing kneels down with the T-REXs) production T-REX 2 Pastor. Do something. for VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Dear Lab. Please don’t punish us all because of my sister. Just please punish my sister.

(VELOCIRAPTORNot of SCIENCE laughs)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH The LabBroadway will listen to our prayers.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE

(standing…T-REX 1 is dead)

But not answer them.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE (CONT’D)

(to T-REX 2) Sorry. I guess.

T-REX 2 No. No, Kaitlyn, no!

(she holds T-REX 1)

This is all my fault. I did this to you.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE How can you say that? You’re not responsible for…

(gesturing) Perusal

…crazy.

T-REX 2 My hunger is responsible. And my dick. And my aggression. But mostly my dick. My child-sized dick. I mean…my dick is the size of a child.

(ad-lib about how big the child is)

I’m a tripod. Licensing VELOCIRAPTORproduction OF FAITH She got what she deserved.

forT-REX 2 But who am I without her? Literally, my name is T-Rex 2! It only makes sense if there are two of us at least!

(she suddenly becomesNot wobbly …clutches her bleeding neck)

My life only has meaning if she’s in it. Broadway (T-REX 2 falls over, bleeding from where T-REX 1 slashed her… VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE and VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE run to her)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE She’s bleeding real bad.

T-REX 2 (on the floor, delusional)

Is my dick okay?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What? Yeah, it’s fine.

T-REX 2 Nice.

(T-REX 2 passes out…moment of stillness…VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE checks for breathing)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE She’s unconscious. I don’t know what to do for her. Perusal

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Dear Lab. Please take my sister next.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Is that the most you can do, Pastor?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH I’m sorry, my child. It seems she is not long for this world.

(with purpose, to VELOCIRAPTORLicensing of INNOCENCE) production Come. We must get you to safety before the danger returns.

VELOCIRAPTORfor OF SCIENCE You think your leadership will bring us safety?

(pointing to the fallen T-REXs) Not I’d say the evidence points to a very different conclusion. Science slam.

Broadway(to VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE) Come with me, Young Velociraptor. Together we will start this Tribe anew.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH No, come with me, my child. Lab will keep us safe.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE

(to VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH) I want to believe you. But I need to hear those words from something greater than you, Mama.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH What are you saying?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE If only Lab can save T-Rex 2 and our Tribe…then let’s ask Lab to save us.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH What?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Perusal ’m tired of watching us destroy one another. I’m going to speak to Lab, face to face.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH No. We must not cross the fence. It’s too dangerous

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Visiting the Lab is dangerous? Seems like you have it all figured out, Pastor.

(to VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE) I may go with you, Young Velociraptor. Who knows what we’ll discover. Licensing VELOCIRAPTORproduction OF FAITH I’ll die before I let you alone with her.

VELOCIRAPTORfor OF SCIENCE

(to VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE) Oo, then I’m definitely going. Not (to VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH) Come on, Sister. What are you afraid of? Broadway

14A GOING TO THE LAB

(majestic music plays and the three VELOCIRAPTORS transition to be standing in front of the Lab…sterile light spills everywhere…they are in an alien environment)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (whispered)

It’s prodigious. A sixty foot colossus.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE (whispered)

You’ve never seen it up close before? In a vision or whatever?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (whispered)

No, obviously I have. Lots of times. It’s just…look over there!

(VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE looks, then caught, mouthsPerusal “Dammit” to herself… VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE steps forward)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Dear Lab. I know you’re busy looking over the Island, and I’d never ask anything of you I felt was a waste of your time. But I’ve been loyal to you my entire life, and my Tribe is suffering. One of us is dead, and another will be soon…and Morgan Freeman…and Cuddly Cow Companion…and I don’t know why or what I’m supposed to do to help.

#15 LicensingINNOCENCE’S SONG production VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE

(whispered) for Ask it about Platypuses. Was that, like, an accident?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE ONCE I FOUND NONot CAUSE TO DOUBT WHEN THE WORLD WAS NEW BUT THERE’S SOMBER THINGS I’VE COME TO LEARN BroadwayAND I PRAY THEY AREN ’T TRUE

LIKE I’VE LEARNED THE GIVERS ALWAYS GIVE THE DOUBTERS ALWAYS DOUBT BUT THE LIVING WILL NOT ALWAYS LIVE I’VE LEARNED THE QUESTIONS WILL GO ON

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE (CONT’D) AND LIKE THE FALLEN WHO I AM IS GONE GONE

BUT IF YOU WOULD SPEAK, YOU’D FIND I COULD QUICKLY CHANGE MY MIND

(beat…she waits for an answer…doesn’t get one)

ONCE I HAD NO CAUSE TO DOUBT YOU HEARD EVERY PRAYER BUT IF HALF OF WHAT I’VE LEARNED IS TRUE THEN I QUESTION IF YOU CARE

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BUT I’D QUICKLY CHANGE MY MIND IF YOU’D JUST SHOW ME ALicensing SIGN production (suddenly, a great sound is heard, and a golden light begins to spill across the stage) for VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE The doors! They’re opening!

NotVELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Lab be praised!

BroadwayVELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH It’s beautiful. It’s beautiful!

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Give us your wisdom, Lab! Speak to us!

(a gunshot from the Lab…VELOCIRAPTORS of FAITH and SCIENCE duck…the music cuts off)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH It’s just…people.

(another gunshot…VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH is hit…then another…we are now in slow motion…VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH and VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE try to dodge the barrage of gunfire coming from the Lab…VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE ducks in the ultimate disillusionment…VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE tries to protect VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE and is shot…then, we resume regular motion as VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE grabs VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE, and pulls her behind a rock…the three VELOCIRAPTORS sit behind the rock as the occasional gunshot is heard…both VELOCIRAPTORPerusal of SCIENCE and VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH are bleeding)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH You’re bleeding bad, Sister.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE As are you.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH I’m so sorry, my Velociraptors. It appears to have all been a fallacy. I asked you to trust in a lie, and it has brought about our doom.Licensing I have not just lost my life today, but also my belief. production

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE And I’ve found mine. The faith in this communityfor is stronger than any formula science could ever concoct. The Young One showed me that.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Oh, sister. Who am I withoutNot you?

(VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH starts to stand…a few more bullets Broadwaypierce the air…the VELOCIRAPTORS duck)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH I see no way out. If we stand we’re doomed!

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE

(breath)

Shall we face it together? VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH

(she considers…trying to be brave)

I suppose so. I do have faith in you, Sister.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE I have faith in us.

(she grabs VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH’s claw) Perusal #15A SHALL WE FACE IT TOGETHER?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE (CONT’D) On the count of three. One.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Two.

(suddenly, T-REX 2 jumps onto the scene) Licensing T-REX 2production Don’t you touch my family!

(T-REX 2 roars a mighty roar, then runs bounding offstage, past the sounds of gunfire, into the Labfor where we hear the sounds of humans being eviscerated…the sounds die down)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Man created Lab. Lab createdNot Dinosaur. Now Dinosaur has destroyed Man. What other surprises does this strange world have in store?

Broadway(suddenly VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE is startled from within)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Ah!

(VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE reaches up and touches VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE’s fupa…jerks her hand away… VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE touches her own fupa)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Oh my Lab.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What is it?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE

(through tears, touching VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE’s womb)

It’s life…finding a way. Perusal

T-REX 2

(who has re-entered)

Aw, fuck me.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH (knowingly)

Finding a way…again. Licensing production VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE What do you mean? for VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE Every dinosaur in Triassic Parq has an I.D. number tattooed here.

(she shows her ownNot tattoo on her tramp stamp area)

Except, of course, for those who weren’t born in the Lab. Broadway VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH Those who are…little miracles…

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Mama?

(she looks at VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE, then down to her dick, then up to her face)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE P…Papa?

(VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE smiles knowingly…ALL gasp… VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE and FAITH hold hands, and each put a claw around VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE)

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VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH & VELOCIRAPTORPerusal OF SCIENCE NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

(VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE and FAITH collapse…they are close to death)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE Mom, Dad, you can’t leave me. I don’t know who I am. I don’t know what I’m supposed to believe anymore.

VELOCIRAPTORLicensing OF FAITH My child. Who you are and what you believe willproduction change every day. But who you surround yourself with, who we are together, that is all you can truly know.

VELOCIRAPTORfor OF INNOCENCE Who are we…Mama?

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VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH & VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE WE ARE DINOSAURS WE ARE DINOSAURS AND WE’RE NOT ALONE

(VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH and VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE die…VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE holds them both in her arms…then the two become ghosts and rise from the ground while VELOCIRAPTOR of INNOCENCE mimes cradling their dead bodies…the two ghosts look at their hands, then look at each other, hold each others’ hands, sigh with relief, then float offstage together)

T-REX 2 So… What do we do now, Velociraptor of…Motherhood?

VELOCIRAPTOR OF MOTHERHOOD

(resolved, becoming the new leader)

YOU TAKE MY CLAW Perusal TOUCH THE SCALES UPON MY FACE HEAR YOUR BREATH IT LINGERS LIKE MINE FEEL THE PROUDNESS OF OUR RACE

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BroadwayVELOCIRAPTOR OF MOTHERHOOD & T-REX 2 BUT WE’RE NOT ALONE

(T-REX 1 stumbles on, bloody and bloody)

T-REX 1 T-Rex 2!

T-REX 2 Kaitlyn!

T-REX 1 & T-REX 2 How are you alive? Jinx!

(gasp)

Miracle jinx.

T-REX 1 I’m so sorry for my anger. But I found this in the bushes back where I was lying.

(she holds up a gun)

And look! Perusal

(she turns the gun around to reveal white paint hand prints)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF MOTHERHOOD Mime-a-saurus!

(MIME-A-SAURUS appears…reacts)

You shot Kaitlyn? How could you?

(MIME-A-SAURUS explainsLicensing herself which takes precisely as long as it needs to) production

VELOCIRAPTOR OF MOTHERHOOD Well, that may be. But violence is never forthe answer (or another improv based on the story MIME-A-SAURUS tells). Take her away, boys.

(MIME-A-SAURUS is taken off by mimed police officers) Not T-REX 1

Broadway(to T-REX 2, trying to make amends) I know things have changed, but I said I’d follow you no matter where you went. Will you…still love me?

(T-REX 2 looks to VELOCIRAPTOR of MOTHERHOOD)

T-REX 2 Only as a friend. I’m…a father now.

VELOCIRAPTOR OF MOTHERHOOD

(to T-REX 1) Wait. TAKE MY CLAW IF YOU CAN REACH THOUGH HIS LOVE FOR YOU HAS CHANGED

VELOCIRAPTOR OF MOTHERHOOD & T-REX 2

(to T-REX 1) WE WILL RAISE THIS CHILD TOGETHER

T-REX 1 Really? Perusal VELOCIRAPTOR OF MOTHERHOOD & T-REX 2 Yes!

T-REX 1, T-REX 2 & VELOCIRAPTOR OF MOTHERHOOD NOW LET’S DO A TRIPLE KISS

(they triple kiss)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF MOTHERHOOD Look! Licensing ALL production Where?

VELOCIRAPTORfor OF MOTHERHOOD

Up to heaven!

(they look up to Notheaven…VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH and VELOCIRAPTOR of SCIENCE are there)

BroadwayVELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH & VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE WE ARE DINOSAURS WE ARE DINOSAURS AND TOGETHER WE HAVE HOME

(MIME-A-SAURUS enters in mimed handcuffs, and sits sadly near the edge of the space)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH & VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE (CONT’D) WE ARE DINOSAURS WE ARE DINOSAURS AND WE’RE NOT ALONE

(everything gets calm…it’s time for a profound message)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF FAITH We are born. We live. We die. Alone. There is no salvation for us. Alone. Only as a community can we live forever. Only as a community can we truly make a difference.

(VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH sculpts an invisible key out of thin air…she takes the invisible key to unlock MIME-A-SAURUS’s handcuffs…before MIME-A-SAURUS can show her appreciation, VELOCIRAPTOR of FAITH gives MIME-A-SAURUS the key… MIME-A-SAURUS gathers courage, then uses the key to unlock her own mouth…MIME-A-SAURUS has a sharp intake of breath)

MIME-A-SAURUS Ay. Dios mio. Gracias, bylociraptor de los…cielos.

(MIME-A-SAURUS poses…the ENSEMBLE hums oo)

VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE

(to the audience) And now you know the true story of the dinosaurs of Triassic Parq. No, they were not without faults, and no, they were not without regrets. But they were not monsters. They were good souls. Just like you. And to answer one final question: yes, my sister and I did meet Our Heavenly Creator. And guess what?

SHE’S A DINOSAUR SHE’S A DINOSAUR SO TOGETHER WE ARENot ONE for production

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A motherfucking Pterodactyl…

SO WE SPEAK

ENSEMBLE AND WE BREATHE 98 VELOCIRAPTOR OF SCIENCE And we shout!

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ALL WE ARE DINOSAURS WE ARE DINOSAURS Perusal AND WE LIVE

PART OF THE ENSEMBLE AND WE DIE

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99 Perusal

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100 TRIASSIC PARQ

MUSIC BY Marshall Pailet BOOK & LYRICS BY Marshall Pailet, Bryce Norbitz, and Steve Wargo

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62 Broadway nœ œ œ œ œ œ œ ˙ #### # œ œ œ œ œ œ œ ˙ & # # ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ Pno. ˙ ˙ ˙. œ ˙. œ ? # # # #### œ œ œ œ œ œ . œ œ œ ˙. ˙ œ œ œ ˙. ˙ 8 1. Welcome to Triassic Parq 67 subito S # # # p f P >˙ & # ## # Œ ˙. Œ nœ œ œ œ œ œ ˙ w Ó ˙ Soœ doesœ yourœ spleen. Wel -come to Tri - a - ssic Parq! Oh! subito p f P A #### # & # # Œ . Œ œ œ œ œ œ Ó ˙ Soœ doesœ yourœ spleen.n˙ Wel -come to Tri - a - ssicœ Parq!˙ w Oh!> subito T p f P # # # œ œ œ œ ˙ w >˙ V # ## # Œ œ ˙. Œ œ œ œ œ œ Ó So does your spleen. Wel -come to Tri - a - ssic Parq! Oh!

subito p f P B # # # œ œ > V # ## # Œ œ ˙. Œ nœ œ œ œ œ œ ˙ w Ó ˙ So does your spleen. Wel -come to Tri - a - ssic Parq! Oh!

67 # √˙ œ # # # ~ œ œ & # # # w ∑ ~~ Perusal˙ œ œ w ~~ ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ œ œ œ Pno. n˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ @ @ P ? # # # #### w n˙ ˙ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ nœ œ œ œ œ œ œ #œ

73 p f p S # ## # P & # # # nœ œ œ œ nw n˙˙ Ó Ó Ó Ó Wel -come to Tri - a - ssic... Herenœ theyœ come.n˙ Herenœ theyœ

A p f p P #### # Licensing & # # œ œ œ œ w ˙ productionÓ Ó Ó Ó Wel -come to Tri - a - ssic... Herenœ theyœ come.n˙ Herenœ theyœ p f p T # ## # œ œ œ œ nw P V # # # for˙ Ó Ó nœ œ n˙ Ó Ó nœ œ Wel -come to Tri - a - ssic... Here they come. Here they p f p P B # ## # V # # # œ œ œ œ w n˙ Ó Ó nœ œ n˙ Ó Ó nœ œ Wel -come to Tri Not- a - ssic... Here they come. Here they 73 aw (√) Ó. nœ #### # ˙ ˙ n ˙ ˙ ˙ nœ &Broadway# # n˙˙ ˙˙ n ˙˙ ˙˙ ˙ Ó ∑ Pno. nnw f P ? # # # # ## # nœ œ œ œ n˙ ˙ n˙ ¿ ∑ Œ Œ nœ œ œ œ n˙ ˙ n˙ (stomp) nœ œ œ nœ œ œ Piano/Vocal 8. Searching

from Triassic Parq Pailet / Wargo / Norbitz 5/9/17 Add'l. Arr. Zak Sandler

INN: "Come on, Cuddly Cow Companion." [CUE TRIANGLE; THEN START MM. 1]

Misterioso ( = 100) MEN: q P b 4 j & b 4 ∑ ∑ ˙.. œ Oo she's WOMEN: P b 4 j V b 4 ∑ ∑ œ.. œ œ. œ Oo R she's

b 4 & b 4 Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Piano œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ œ. p(+Drs.) - . - - . œ-. Perusal- . - ? b 4 j j j j b 4 œ œ. œ. j . . œ œ œ. œ. j . - œ- œ. œ œ - . - œ-

4 (Whispered) b j j & b œ œ œ œ œ œ œ. ˙.. œ œ œ œ œ ¿ ¿ go - ing on a jour - ney. Oo with cudd - ly cow com - pan - ion. (Whispered) b j j V b œ œ œ œ œ œ œ. œ.. œ œ. œ œ œ œ œ ¿ ¿ go - ing on a jour - ney. LicensingOo R with cudd - ly cow com - pan - ion. 4 production b j & b Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. œ œ. ˙ Pno. . . œ. œ- œ. œ-. for œ- œ. - œ. œ-. ˙ ? b j j j j b . . œ œ œ. œ. j . œ œ. œ œ - . - œ- œ. œ- œ - Not 7 P b j œ œ. œ œ œ VBroadwayb œ.. œ œ Œ œ œ œ œ œ ‰ œ . œ j œ œ œ œ œ J Œ Search - Ring search-ing for a path to ﬁndœ the freeœ - dom from our woes.

7 b & b Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Pno. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ œ. œ. œ P - . - - - œ. sim. œ. ? b j j j j j j b œ œ. œ. j . . œ œ œ. œ. j . . œ . - œ- œ. œ œ - . œ œ. œ œ

11 b j j œ ˙ V b œ.. œ œ ‰ œ œ œ. œ œ œ œ œ ‰ œ j œ œ œ œ œ J Ó Search - Ring what fu-ture path a - waits me onœ - ly Labœ al - migh - ty knows.

11 b & b Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Pno. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. ? b j j j j b œ œ. œ. j j œ œ. œ. j j . œ œ. œ. œ. œ . œ œ. œ. œ. œ (The SPIRITS OF DANCE AND FOREST FRIGHTS enter and begin to dance around VELOCIRAPTOR OF INNOCENCE) INNOCENCE: SCIENCE & FAITH: "Cow? Did you ever notice that when you question something, you start to question everything else?" 15 bP V b w w w w Hmm w w w 15 Perusal b & b Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Pno. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. ? bb j j j j j j j j œ. œ. œ. œ œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ. œ œ œ. œ. œ (INNOCENCE) . . "For example, we all know the metal hole in the earth gives birth to live goats that are chained around the ankles. But no one ever asks the big questions: like why does goat taste like chicken? And what's chicken?"

19 b V b ∑ ∑ Licensing∑ Ó.. œ œ. œ œ œ œ. œ œ œ TheseJ plants all smell to - xic, these T-REX'S: productionF b P r b r œ Œ ∑ & r œ ˙ .. œ ˙ œ ˙ œOo.. œ ˙ œOo.. forOo Whoa oh

b w ˙. V b w w Œ ∑ Oo Oh 19 Not b & b Œ ‰ Œ ‰ Œ ‰ j Œ œ . œ ‰ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ œ. ˙ œœ. œœ œ. Pno. Broadwayœ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ. ˙ - . - F ? b j j b œ œ. œ. j j j œ œ. œ. j j . œ œ œ. œ. œ . œ œ œ. œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ . . > > > < < 8. Searching--5/9/17 3

24 b œ œ œ V b œ. œ œ ‰ œ œ. œ œ œ œ. œ œ ‰ J J œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ. œ œ œ roads all lookœ strange.œ TheseJ noi - ses a - round me soundœ wrong.œ Oh TheseJ fen - ces seem like they're mov - ing, I

24 j b . . . œ œ œ . . . & b Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œœ. œœ ‰ œ. œ. œ œ œ œ œ. Œ œœ. œœ ‰ œ. Pno. œ. œ œ. œ . œ œ. œ. œ œ œ. œ . œ œ. - . - sim. - - > -

? bb j j œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ < < < ﬂ - . -

28 b œ œ œ b œ ‰ œ œ œ œ œ œ Œ ˙ œ. œ œ nœ V . œ œ œ œ J . œ œ . œ œ don't un - der - stand, am I some - place I don't be - long? I Perusal don't wan - na 28 b j & b Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. œ œ œ œ œœ. œœ‰ œ ˙ Œ Œ œ. œ œ. œœ œœ œœ œœ œ . œ. œ ˙(Drs. fill) œ œ Pno. ÿ ÿ ÿ ÿ > > œnœ œ œ œ œ f > > ? bb j j j j j j œ œ- œ. œ- œ œ œ œ œ œ œ. œ. œ. œ. œ. œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ fl ÿ ÿ ÿ ÿ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ > fl fl

32 3 bb œ œ nœ ‰ Œ ‰ j œ nœ. œ œ Œ V œ œ Licensingnœ œ œ œ live for - e - ver butproductionwhile I'm a - live,

32 bb Œ Œ Œ Œ Œ Œ & œ œ œ œ forœ œ œ œ œ œ Pno. œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ nœ œ œ œ œ œ > > > > > > ? j j j j j j bb j j œ. œ œ œ œ œ œ nœ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ n nœ œ J j œ œ œ œ Notœ nœ. œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ fl fl > fl fl fl fl 35 Broadway 3 b œ. œ ˙ œ œ nœ # V b nœ œ nœ œ œ Œ. j œ I wan - na live wher - e - ver nI'mœ meantœ to sur -

35 # bb Œ Œ Œ Œ & œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ ˙. Pno. œ nœ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ ˙. > > > > fl - ? b j j j j j j # b œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ nœ. œ œ ˙. œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ nœ. œ œ- ˙. fl fl fl fl > fl 8. Searching--5/9/17 4

INNOCENCE: Let's listen for the sound of beasts at slaughter. Find that, and we'll ﬁnd our Exiled One. Come on, Gerald. INN: 38 # œ. œ b V œ ˙ ∑ ∑ ∑ b œ.. œ ˙ vive. Search - Ring...

T-REX'S: T-REX'S: # r Œ bb œ œ ˙ & r r œ.. œ ˙ œ ˙ .. .. œ ˙ œ.. œ ˙ Whoa oh Search - Ring... Ooœ Oo Oo SCIENCE: # b & ∑ ∑ ∑ ∑ b œ.. œ ˙ Search - Ring... SCIENCE & FAITH: FAITH:

# w w w ˙. b œ ˙ V w w b œ.. Oo PerusalOh Search - Ring... 38 # Œ ‰ Œ ‰ Œ ‰ j bb Œ ‰ & œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ œ. ˙ œ. œ œ. Pno. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ œ. œ œ. œ œ. p œ. . œ. (Drs.˙ ﬁll) P ? # j j j j j b j j œ œ. œ. j œ œ. œ. j b œ œ. œ. . œ œ. œ. œ. œ . œ œ. œ. œ œ- . œ

(T-REX'S) 43 Licensing b productionj œ œ. œ & b œ œ œ œ œ œ œ. œ j œ œ œ œ œ œ œ. œ œ œ Œ Search - ing for the rea - son whyœ this imœ - ple - ment has Jgrown.

43 b for & b Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Pno. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. ? b j j j b j Not œ œ. œ. j j œ. œ. œ. œ . œ œ. œ. œ. œ Broadway 8. Searching--5/9/17 5

46 INN: b j œ ˙ n V b œ.. œ ˙ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ. œ j œ œ œ œ œ J Ó n Search - ing...R Leads to dark-er questions thatœ cut deepœ down to the bone. T-REX'S: b n & b œ.. œ ˙ ∑ ∑ Œ œ œ œ Œ n Search - ing...R Ah SCIENCE: b n & b œ.. œ ˙ ∑ ∑ Ó ‰ j n Search - ing...R Ohœ œ FAITH: b œ n V b œ.. œ ˙ ∑ ∑ Ó ‰ J œ n Search - ing...R Oh 46 b n & b Œ ‰ Œ ‰ Œ ‰ Œ œ œ œ n œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ Perusalœ. œ œ Pno. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ- œ œ œ- œ ? b j j n b œ œ. œ. j j j œ œ. œ. j j j n . œ œ. œ. œ. œ . œ œ. œ. œ œ œ œ

50 P œ.. œ œ Œ w w ‰ j œ œ V R ˙ œ Search - ing... Mmm Licensing And al - so production j & œ.. œ œ Œ ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ ‰ œ œ œ Search - Ring... Mmm And al - so

r for & œ œ Œ ‰ j Searchœ.. - ing... w ˙ ˙ ˙ And alœ - soœ Mmm œ

œ œ. œ œ œ V œ.. œ œ Œ Notœ œ œ œ œ ‰ œ œ œ j œ œ œ œ œ J Œ Search - Ring... Search-ing for my keys, I thought. I leftœ them on J the desk. 50 Broadway & Œ nœ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Pno. n œ. œ œ-. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ-. œ. œ œ. F - . - . - - . - . - . - . . - . - . . - ? j j j j j j j j nœ œ œ œ œ. œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ. œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ. œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ. œ œ œ nœ œ ˙. . - . . - œ œ ˙. . - . . - . - . - 8. Searching--5/9/17 6 INNOCENCE: "So many questions!!!" 54 .. V œ œ œ Œ ˙ ˙ w ∑ year - Rning. Oo

& œ.. œ œ Œ ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ œ.. œ Ó year - Rning. Oo ˙ Ah AhR

r & r Œ Ó œ.. œ œ ˙ ˙ w œ.. œ year - ning. Oo Ah Ah

j œ œ œ. V œ.. œ œ ‰ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ ‰ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ J J Ó Year - Rning... Oh, wait, they're in my pock - et. No, wait, theseœ are - n't my keysJ whose are they?

& Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. Perusalœ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ Ó Pno. œ. œ œ-. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ-. œ. œ - . - . - - . - ﬂ . - . . - . - . . - ? j j j j j œ œ œ œ œ. œ œ j œ œ œ œ œ œ. œ œ Œ œ. œ œ. œ- œ. œ œ. . œ- œ œ œ. œ œ œ œ œ œ œ ˙. œ œ ˙. œ œ œ-. . - . - ﬂ >

58 f 3 j œ œ. œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ Œ. œ œ œ. œ œ œ œ V J ‰ œ œ J J I don't wan - na live Licensingfor - e - ver but while I'm a - live, f production3 œ œ œ ‰ Œ. & œ. œ œ œ œ œ œ j œ œ. œ œ I don't wan - na live for - e - verœ œ butœ whileœ I'mœ a - live, ˙ for 3 Ó Ó Œ. j j œ j & œ. œ œ œ œ. œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ. bœ œ œ œ >I... > . >I... > . But while I'm a - live,

3 > >œ œ Not. > œ œ œ. j V Ó œ. œ Ó œ. Œ. œ œ œ œ œ. œ œ ˙ BroadwayI... I... But while I'm a - live, 58

& Œ œ Œ œ Œ œ œ Œ œ œ Œ œ œ Œ œ œ Œ œ Œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ Pno. f > > > > > > > > ? j j j j j œ j j œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ . j j j j œ œ œ j j œ œ œ œ œ œ J œ œ œ œ. œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ fl fl fl fl > œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ fl fl fl fl 8. Searching--5/9/17 7

62 3 œ. œ ˙ œ œ j œ V œ œ œ œ Œ. œ œ œ I wan - na live wher - e - ver I'm meant to sur -

3 œ ˙ Œ. & œ. œ œ œ œ œ j œ I wan - na live wher - e - verœ œ I'mœ meantœ toœ sur -

& Ó œ. œ Ó œ. œ œ œ ∑ I... œ œ . I... .

œ œ œ. œ œ œ. V Ó œ. Ó œ. ∑ I... I... 62

Œ œ Œ œ Œ œ œ Œ œ œ œ œ ˙. & œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ Perusalœ œ œ ˙. Pno. > > > > fl - j j j j j ? œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ. œ œ œ œ œ œ J œ œ œ œ. œ œ ˙. fl fl > œ œ ˙. fl fl fl -

65 p w w ˙. b V w Œ b b vive. Ooh Oh p Licensing productionr b & ˙ œ œ œ œ w œ.. œ ˙ œ ˙ Œ b b vive. Oo Whoa oh

p for r r œ.. Œ b & r œ ˙ œ ˙ œ ˙ b b œOo.. œ ˙ Ooœ.. Oo Whoa oh p w b V w Notw ˙. Œ b b Oo Oh

65 Broadway j b Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. Œ œ. œ ‰ œ. œ œ. ˙ b b & œ. œ. Pno. œ. œ œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. (Drs. ﬁll)˙ P ? j j j j j b œ œ. œ. j œ œ œ. œ. j œ b b . œ œ. œ. œ. . œ œ. œ. œ > 8. Searching--5/9/17 8 INN: 69 F b œ.. œ ˙ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ j œ œ œ œ œ œ V b b R œ. œ J J Search - ing... Search - ing for a space that feels fa - mil - iar to my soul.

T2: b r j & b b œ œ œ œ œ j œ œ œ œ œ œ Searchœ.. - ing...œ ˙ Search - ingœ for a space thatœ feelsœ. faœ - milœ - iar to my soul.J T1 & SCEINCE: b .. r & b b œ œ ˙ ∑ ˙ ˙ Searchœ.. - ing...œ ˙ Oo FAITH: b œ œ œ w V b b Œ ‰ J œ œ Œ Ó Whoa oh Oo 69 b & b b Œ ‰ Œ ‰ PerusalŒ ‰ Pno. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. sim. œ. œ œ. F > . > > . > ? b b b j j j j j j œ œ. œ. œ œ œ. œ. œ œ œ. œ. œ fl fl fl

72 b œ. œ œ œ œ.. œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ V b b Œ R ‰ J J J J squrim - ing. My home's be - come a for - eign place where I have no con - trol! LicensingT1&2: production b ˙. Œ œ.. r œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ œ j œ œ œ œ œ œ & b b œ œ ‰ œ œ œ œœ œœ œ œœ œ œ œ œ œ J squirm - ing. forMyJ home's be - come a for - eign place where I have no J con - trol! b œ œ.. œ œ & b b ˙ ‰ œ œ œ œ œ ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ And al - so squirm - Ring. Oo Not b œ œ.. œ ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ ˙ V b b ˙ ‰ œ œ R BroadwayAnd al - so squrim - ing. Oo 72 b & b b Œ ‰ Œ ‰ Œ ‰ Œ ‰ Pno. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. ? bbb j j j j j j j j œ œ. œ. œ œ œ. œ. œ œ œ. œ. œ œ œ. œ. œ fl fl fl fl 8. Searching--5/9/17 9

76 b ˙ œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ V b b Ó œ œ œ œ ∑ œ œ œ œ I don't be - long here... I don't be - long here, the

T2: T1&2: b œ œ & b b œ Ó œ. œ œ. œ œ. œ. œ œ. œ I œdon'tœ be - long œhere œ my bo - dyœ œ feelsœ strange.˙ I œdon'tœ be - long œhere,œ the b & b b ˙ Ó ∑ ∑ Ó Oh! œI . œdon'tœ beœ -

b ˙ œ. œ ˙ V b b Ó ∑ Ó œ œ ˙ Oh! I don't be - long here...

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