Sydney Program Guide

Page 1 of 54 Sydney Program Guide

Sun Mar 19, 2017

06:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

06:30 LEADING THE WAY WS G

How Shall We Live Now? Part 6 Dr. Youssef and the Leading The Way team are committed to sharing the Gospel with the lost and equipping believers to grow into a deeper walk with Christ. NEW HOPE MINISTRIES-NEW HOPE ON 07:00 WS TBC THE ROAD Israel

Religious program.

07:30 BEYOND TODAY WS G

Create In Me A Clean Heart

Religious program.

08:00 KEY OF DAVID WS TBC

Why God is a Mystery

Religious program.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Boy Who Loved Animals

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

10:30 ALIVE AND KICKING 1964 Repeat WS G

Alive And Kicking When three elderly roommates at a home for old ladies learn they are to be moved and split up, they decide to run away. Leading a merry chase that eventually involves the army, navy and air force. Starring: Dame Sybil Thorndike, Kathleen Harrison, Estelle Winwood, Stanley Holloway, Liam Redmond, Marjorie Rhodes 12:30 THE GARDEN GURUS Captioned Repeat WS G The Garden Gurus are celebrating their 15th year of broadcast, join Trevor Cochrane and the team as they take a look back at some of their favourite moments and most spectacular gardens featured over the seasons. 13:00 GETAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG This week on Getaway Ray Martin continues his mystical journey through Myanmar. Cruising down the Irrawaddy River, meeting the friendly and welcoming locals plus enjoying the sheer beauty of the landscapes and architecture. 13:30 SPRINGFIELD RIFLE 1952 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Springfield Rifle A court-martialled Army Major joins outlaws in stealing newly issued Army rifles in order to learn the identity of the man behind them as he works undercover for the government. Starring: Gary Cooper, Phyllis Thaxter, David Brian, Lon Chaney

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

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Sun Mar 19, 2017

15:30 THE UNFORGIVEN 1967 Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Unforgiven The neighbours of a frontier family turn on them when it is suspected that their adopted daughter was stolen from the local Kiawa tribe.

Starring: Audrey Hepburn, Burt Lancaster, Audie Murphy

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language

Sun Mar 19, 2017

18:00 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

De La Warr Pavillion Viewers from all corners bring their items to be appraised by the show's antiques experts. Are they valuable, priceless items, or will they go home disappointed? 19:00 AGATHA CHRISTIE'S MARPLE PG

A Caribbean Mystery While staying in the Caribbean, Miss Marple learns that one of her fellow guests, Major Palgrave, has a photo of a serial killer. Before he shows it to her, he recognizes someone and quickly puts it away. The next day he is found dead in his room. Starring: Julia McKenzie, Stephen Churchett, Greg Bennett

Cons.Advice: Mild Violence

21:00 MAJOR CRIMES Captioned WS M

Cashed Out Det. Julio Sanchez's application to become a foster parent is jeopardized by his reaction to a gruesome murder; the Major Crimes Division finds a chopped up body burned to bits in a barbecue pit. Starring: Mary McDonnel, Michael Paul Chan, G.W. Bailey

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

22:00 RIZZOLI & ISLES Captioned WS M

For Richer of Poorer When a forensic accountant is gunned down, Jane and Maura are drawn into a sophisticated Ponzi scheme; Jane makes a life-changing career decision. Starring: Angie Harmon, Sasha Alexander, Jordan Bridges

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

23:00 THE CLOSER Captioned Repeat WS M

Serving The King (Part 2) Glad to be back with the team, Brenda focuses on finding a terrorist-linked suspect. Working with the CIA, who also wants their hands on this suspect, Brenda realises that she was given false information. Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons, Corey Reynolds, Jon Tenney

00:00 THE PARADISE Repeat WS PG A ragged middle-aged woman Ruby comes to the Paradise in search of shop-girl Susy, the daughter she gave away as a child to spare her her mother's alcoholism. Starring: Joanna Vanderham, Emun Elliott, Stephen Wight

Cons.Advice: Themes, Mild Violence, Mild Coarse Language

01:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

Sun Mar 19, 2017

01:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:00 MAJOR CRIMES Captioned Repeat WS M

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

03:00 RIZZOLI & ISLES Captioned Repeat WS M

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

04:00 IN CONVERSATION WITH ALEX MALLEY Captioned Repeat WS NA

Henry Winkler Legendary actor and bestselling children's author Henry Winkler joins Alex Malley to talk about his iconic role as The Fonz in Happy Days, his difficult relationship with his parents and the challenges he has faced living with dyslexia. 04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Bible Study: James- Part 1 Joyce Meyer, one of the world's leading practical Bible teachers and New York Times best-selling author, shares encouragement and advice to help people enjoy daily life. 05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat WS PG

The Only Good Indian Woody Threerivers is protesting at the proposed placing of an expressway through a native Mohawk reservation by dumping cars in the seaway. King does his best to mediate a peace between the authorities and the Indians. Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Mon Mar 20, 2017

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Ross's Sandwich Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret and Ross loses his temper when a co-worker eats his thanksgiving sandwich. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 THIS IS YOUR DAY! WS PG

Benny Hinn. Religious Programme.

07:00 CREFLO DOLLAR MINISTRIES WS PG

Religious Programme.

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances and audience participation games. Today Ellen interviews Felicity Huffman and Lea Michele. 09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Thanksgivings Over Thanksgiving dinner, the friends reminisce about past Thanksgivings. Monica and Chandler resolve their feelings about events that happened at a Thanksgiving dinner in 1987. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:30 SUNCORP SUPER NETBALL 2017 WS NA

Giants v Thunderbirds

Join our expert commentary team live and free, for all the action from the Suncorp Super Netball competition.

13:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G As the day of Judith and Alistair's wedding approaches, the women are putting the final touches to their plans. Meanwhile, a minor hitch occurs when the best man breaks his leg. Starring: Dame Judi Dench, Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

Mon Mar 20, 2017

14:00 ANTIQUES ROADSHOW Captioned Repeat WS G

Money, Money, Money

Blaketon has unfinished business with the new recruit at the police station.

Starring: Jonathan Kerrigan, William Simons, Derek Fowlds

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

16:10 HEARTBEAT WS PG

Secrets and Lies An Aidensfield resident is driven to attempt suicide when a blackmailer threatens several people; Vernon attempts to enter the publishing world. Starring: Jonathan Kerrigan, William Simons, Derek Fowlds

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

17:20 ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS Repeat WS PG

The End Edina decides to move to a commune after falling out with Patsy where she tries to fit. Patsy's new job is New York isn't quite what she was hoping for. Edina is unable to fit in at the commune and heads to New York where she and Patsy are reunited. Starring: Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Drug References

Mon Mar 20, 2017

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Inappropriate Sister A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Meanwhile, Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Resolutions

On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Despite all Jean and Sandy's efforts, Harry has still not proposed. Meanwhile, Jean is considering asking Sandy to take over as office manager at the secretarial agency. Starring: Dame Judi Dench, Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

19:40 PENGUINS - SPY IN THE HUDDLE WS PG

The Journey You've seen penguins, but never like this! Using the Penguincams (super-realistic animatronic cameras disguised as penguins, chicks and eggs) Spy in the Huddle gives the inside track on all the drama and challenges these 'tuxedoed' birds face throughout the year, with no shortage of laughs along the way. 20:50 WEATHER TOP TEN WS PG

Top Ten Worst Flash Floods Flash floods have the power to turn lives into nightmares. Raging walls of water barrelling down rivers and bursting banks can sweep you off your feet, lift cars from asphalt and wash homes from their foundations. We are counting down the top ten "Worst Flash Floods". 22:00 STEPHEN FRY IN AMERICA Captioned WS M

Pacific

San Francisco's Chinatown; giant redwood forests of northern California and Oregon; whale hunt in Alaska; Hawaii.

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References, Mature Themes

23:20 LITTLE BRITAIN ABROAD Repeat WS M Matt Lucas and David Walliams take their absurd cast of characters outside the borders of the U.K. and wreak havoc on the unsuspecting people of Spain, Thailand, Greece and the United States. Starring: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References, Nudity

00:00 FOOTY CLASSIFIED Captioned WS M The biggest names and agenda-setters lock horns on Footy Classified for a provocative look at the AFL. Garry Lyon will be joined by Craig Hutchison, Matthew Lloyd and Caroline Wilson as they bring you footy's most confrontational program and fiery interviews with the games most influential figures.

Mon Mar 20, 2017

01:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

01:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:00 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Money, Money, Money

Blaketon has unfinished business with the new recruit at the police station.

Starring: Jonathan Kerrigan, William Simons, Derek Fowlds

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

03:00 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

04:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Bible Study: James- Part 2 Joyce Meyer, one of the world's leading practical Bible teachers and New York Times best-selling author, shares encouragement and advice to help people enjoy daily life. 05:00 SEAWAY Captioned Repeat PG

The Sparrows A murderer is being sought on the docks. He kidnaps the daughter of a ship's captain and blackmails him to take him out of the country. King joins the ship and works out what has happened but stopping the man is more difficult. Starring: Stephen Young, Austin Willis

Tue Mar 21, 2017

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Resolutions

On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

The Veteran Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 CREFLO DOLLAR MINISTRIES WS PG

Religious Programme.

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances and audience participation games. Today Ellen interviews Kristen Bell and Dan Bucatinsky. 09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With All The Resolutions

On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Drug References

Tue Mar 21, 2017

12:10 FOR BETTER FOR WORSE 1954 Repeat WS G

For Better For Worse Tony and Anne are a couple of young lovers who decide to take the marital plunge after only a few weeks of courtship and manage to convince Anne's doubting parents to let them marry. Starring: Cecil Parker, Dirk Bogarde, Susan Stephen

13:50 THE HAIRY BIKERS BAKEATION WS PG

France Many people regard France as the home of gastronomy and Lyon the culinary capital of France, so that is where the journey begins as Dave and Si explore the 'bouchon' - a restaurant traditionally run by a female chef or 'mere Lyonnaise'. 15:00 HEARTBEAT WS PG

The Happiest Day Oscar's friend gets in over his head when he approaches a mobster to help pay for his daughter's wedding; David enters a photo contest. Starring: Jonathan Kerrigan, William Simons, Derek Fowlds

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

16:10 HEARTBEAT WS PG

Fakers and Frauds

Vernon persuades Lord Ashfordly to host a weekend for artists; the police search for a bogus officer.

Starring: Jonathan Kerrigan, William Simons, Derek Fowlds

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

17:20 ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS Repeat WS PG

Paris Patsy goes to Paris for a fashion shoot and to spend time with her new best friend Erin O'Connor. Edina and Saffy also make the trip. Patsy struggles to kepi up with the younger models whilst Edina tries to bond with Saffy. Starring: Joanna Lumley, Jennifer Saunders

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language

Tue Mar 21, 2017

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Chandler's Work Laugh Rachel desperately tries to learn more about Chandler and Monica's relationship, and Ross' latest romance astounds everyone. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Joey's Bag

Phoebe unexpectedly meets her Dad; Joey adopts a "man bag" in an attempt to look sophisticated.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G For the first time in ages, Jean and Lionel have the house to themselves following Judith's wedding and Sandy's departure with Harry to Canada. Meanwhile, Jean is trying to persuade Lionel to write 'part two' of his autobiography. Starring: Dame Judi Dench, Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

19:40 NEW TRICKS WS M

The Little Brother As Lane comes to terms with life after UCOS, Esther asks him to help one of her book club friends find her missing brother. Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence, Sex Scenes, Sexual References

20:50 MIDSOMER MURDERS Captioned Repeat WS M

Strangler's Wood The body of a Brazilian woman is found in a wood where three similar murders occurred in the past. Barnaby finds the evidence a little too convenient.

Starring: John Nettles, Jane Wymark, Jason Hughes, Neil Dudgeon

Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Adult Themes

23:00 COLD CASE Captioned Repeat WS M

Daniela The discovery of a home video starring a teenage runaway causes Lilly to re-open a murder investigation from 1979. Stars Kathryn Morris, John Finn and Danny Pino. Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Themes

00:00 SCOTT AND BAILEY Repeat WS MA After Lynne Stott's body is found wrapped in bin bags on a building site the details lead Janet to believe that she is another victim of the serial killer who murdered Veronica nearly forty years earlier. Starring: Suranne Jones, Lesley Sharp, Amelia Bullmore

Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Strong Violence

Tue Mar 21, 2017

01:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

01:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:00 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Fakers and Frauds

Vernon persuades Lord Ashfordly to host a weekend for artists; the police search for a bogus officer.

Starring: Jonathan Kerrigan, William Simons, Derek Fowlds

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

03:00 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

04:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Bible Study: James- Part 3 Joyce Meyer, one of the world's leading practical Bible teachers and New York Times best-selling author, shares encouragement and advice to help people enjoy daily life. 05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

Yesterday's Enemies

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Wed Mar 22, 2017

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Joey's Bag

Phoebe unexpectedly meets her Dad; Joey adopts a "man bag" in an attempt to look sophisticated.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

06:30 THIS IS YOUR DAY! WS PG

Benny Hinn. Religious Programme.

07:00 CREFLO DOLLAR MINISTRIES WS PG

Religious Programme.

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Joey's Bag

Phoebe unexpectedly meets her Dad; Joey adopts a "man bag" in an attempt to look sophisticated.

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G For the first time in ages, Jean and Lionel have the house to themselves following Judith's wedding and Sandy's departure with Harry to Canada. Meanwhile, Jean is trying to persuade Lionel to write 'part two' of his autobiography. Starring: Dame Judi Dench, Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

12:00 GOLDEN IVORY 1954 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Golden Ivory Paul Dobson, a drunken hunter with less noble aims, and his younger brother, Jim, have learnt of the fabulous meeting place of the elephants - a source of incredible wealth. They take jobs as hunters with a convoy of settlers, heading inland where they plan to hunt at the elephant ground. Starring: Robert Urquhart, John Bentley, Susan Stephen, Alan Tarlton

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

Wed Mar 22, 2017

13:50 THE HAIRY BIKERS BAKEATION WS PG

Spain After nearly 5,000 miles, the Hairy Bikers reach the last leg of their journey, which takes them through northern Spain. Their journey starts in San Sebastian, where they get stuck in to the local cuisine and some challenging local delicacies. 15:00 HEARTBEAT WS PG

Hunter's Moon Walker suspects poachers in what appears to be an accidental shooting; David leaves the chair of the taxi licensing committee stranded. Starring: Jonathan Kerrigan, William Simons, Derek Fowlds

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

16:10 HEARTBEAT WS PG

Wrecked PC Phil Bellamy's love life seems to be taking a turn for the better; PC Walker investigates when Bellamy is attacked. Starring: Jonathan Kerrigan, William Simons, Derek Fowlds

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

17:20 ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS Repeat WS PG

Donkey Edina decides to try detox as she is still desperate to be thin. She also signs herself up for a military fitness program. Edina suffers with nightmares featuring god and the devil. Saffy finds herself being used by an old school friend called Taylor Johns. Patsy tries out a new image Starring: Joanna Lumley, Jennifer Saunders

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language, Drug References

Wed Mar 22, 2017

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Everyone Finds Out

Chandler and Monica are finally found out...by everyone!

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey Suddenly Chandler's got marriage on his mind; Ross tries unsuccessfully to make friends with his new neighbours and Joey dates a girl who beats him up. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Jean and Lionel reminisce about their time together, touching upon Jean's piques of jealousy regarding younger women; Judith's and Sandy's relationships; and Lionel's health. Starring: Dame Judi Dench, Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

19:30 DEATH IN PARADISE Repeat WS M A comeback concert for a popular band ends abruptly with the death of the lead singer as he is revealed onstage, shot to death. DI Poole must contend with the local music scene (and his fear of snakes) to uncover the killer. Starring: Danny John-Jules, Elizabeth Bourgine, Sara Martins, Kris Marshall

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

20:40 POIROT Repeat PG

The Kidnapped Prime Minister

The British Prime Minister is kidnapped in France, and Poirot is given less than two days to find him.

Starring: David Suchet, Hugh Fraser, Philip Jackson

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language

21:50 SILENT WITNESS Repeat WS MA

Running on Empty (Part 2)

Sam Ryan steals a toothbrush to get the DNA of the father of the unborn child of a suspected suicide.

Starring: William Gaminara, Tom Ward, Amanda Burton

Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Some Violence, Medical Procedures

23:00 HOUSE OF CARDS: TO PLAY THE KING WS M Francis Urquhart is now triumphantly installed in No 10 as Prime Minister, but uneasy at the memory of Mattie Storin, the young journalist he murdered on his way to the top. He is also facing criticism from an unexpected source. Starring: Ian Richardson, Miles Anderson, Susannah Harker

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

Wed Mar 22, 2017

00:20 ARE YOU BEING SERVED? WS PG

Mrs Slocombe, Senior Person Mr. Rumbold has been taken ill and has been rushed to to hospital. Since Mrs. Slocombe has asked to be considered for a career advancement, she is placed in charge. Starring: John Inman, Mollie Sugden, Wendy Richard

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

01:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

01:30 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

02:00 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

03:00 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Wrecked PC Phil Bellamy's love life seems to be taking a turn for the better; PC Walker investigates when Bellamy is attacked. Starring: Jonathan Kerrigan, William Simons, Derek Fowlds

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

04:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Everyone Finds Out

Chandler and Monica are finally found out...by everyone!

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Bible Study: James- Part 4 Joyce Meyer, one of the world's leading practical Bible teachers and New York Times best-selling author, shares encouragement and advice to help people enjoy daily life. 05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat WS PG

That's Two Of Us Sorry

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.

Thu Mar 23, 2017

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 SKIPPY - THE BUSH KANGAROO Repeat WS G

The Rainmakers

Classic Australian series starring Ed Deveraux and Tony Bonner.

07:00 CREFLO DOLLAR MINISTRIES WS PG

Religious Programme.

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:00 ELLEN Captioned Repeat WS PG Join Ellen DeGeneres as she hosts a mix of celebrity interviews, chart-topping and up-and-coming musical performances and audience participation games. Today Ellen interviews Claire Danes and Alison Krauss performs. 09:00 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Everyone Finds Out

Chandler and Monica are finally found out...by everyone!

Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS G Jean and Lionel reminisce about their time together, touching upon Jean's piques of jealousy regarding younger women; Judith's and Sandy's relationships; and Lionel's health. Starring: Dame Judi Dench, Geoffrey Palmer, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton, Jenny Funnell

12:00 CARRY ON TEACHER 1959 Captioned Repeat WS G

Carry On Teacher Pupils run amuck at Maudin Street School in an attempt to hang on to their headmaster. He has applied for a new job, but the students like him and don't want to lose him. So they concoct a plan - blacken his record in front of the Ministry Inspector and hope he won't ever be able to get another job! Starring: Kenneth Connor, Leslie Phillips, Ted Ray, Charles Hawtrey, Kenneth Williams

Thu Mar 23, 2017

13:50 THE HAIRY BIKERS: MUMS KNOW BEST WS PG

Family Favourites Today Si and Dave are celebrating family favourites those dishes that speak of home and childhood and love. This celebration starts north of the border with visits to three Scottish Mums. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

15:00 HEARTBEAT WS PG

Say It With Flowers Thieves who use explosives to rob armoured cars are on the loose in Ashfordly; David's entry in a flower show is stolen. Starring: Jonathan Kerrigan, William Simons, Derek Fowlds

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

16:10 HEARTBEAT WS PG

Precious Stones

The Maltravers' jewellery is stolen while they are celebrating their son's return from Kenya; David is hailed as a hero.

Starring: Jonathan Kerrigan, William Simons, Derek Fowlds

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

17:20 ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS Repeat WS PG

Small Opening Edina tries to get Saffy's first play at a local theatre cancelled as she worries it will embarrass her. Unable to stop it Edina and Patsy attend the opening night with the rest of the family. Patsy contributes her own ad libs from her seat. Starring: Joanna Lumley, Jennifer Saunders

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

Thu Mar 23, 2017

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With The Cop After finding a police badge Phoebe discovers a new way of commanding respect; Joey pines for a relationship like Chandler and Monica's. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss Monica competes to have a more passionate relationship than Phoebe; Rachel has an interview for a great job - but may get it for the wrong reason! Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat WS PG The Korean War and a long lost letter separate the lives of young lovers Jean and Lionel, whose paths cross again by happenstance. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

19:40 RPA Captioned Repeat WS M Carolyn is admitted to RPA with gall stones and when doctors attempt to take out the stones, not all goes to plan. Eighty six year old Les has a five centimetre aneurysm in his aorta and tonight he goes into his surgery as optimistic as ever. Pam lost a breast to cancer three years ago and now doctors will use the fat from her tummy to reconstruct her breast with amazing results. And, weekend cricket has landed Troy in RPA with a rearranged knee cap. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures

20:40 EMBARRASSING BODIES Captioned Repeat WS M

Rally Nothing's too below the belt for this team when they visit the world rally championships in Wales. Also, Dr Pixie comes to the aid of a woman who needs to get to the bottom of a hairy problem. Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

21:40 EMBARRASSING BODIES Captioned Repeat WS M

Cardiff

The doctors from Embarrassing Illnesses are back and have taken their clinic to the people.

Cons.Advice: Medical Procedures, Nudity

22:40 OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE CLEANERS Captioned Repeat WS PG Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners is a documentary series which takes a look at a group of Briton people who wage a constant war on dirt and order. The cameras follow people, who by their own admission, are so obsessed with cleaning that they can't relax if there is a spot or dirt anywhere in their houses. Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

23:40 LITTLE BRITAIN Repeat WS M Written and performed by Matt Lucas and David Walliams, this character-based sketch show looks at the debris of modern life and all that is mad, bad and quirky about the people and places of Britain. Starring: Matt Lucas, David Walliams, Tom Baker

Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language

Thu Mar 23, 2017

00:20 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

00:50 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

You + Me

Music special.

01:00 CALL AND WIN Live WS M

Live 'Call and win' your chance to win $$$$$$$$ instantly.

03:00 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Say It With Flowers Thieves who use explosives to rob armoured cars are on the loose in Ashfordly; David's entry in a flower show is stolen. Starring: Jonathan Kerrigan, William Simons, Derek Fowlds

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

04:00 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat WS G

The Tower

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

04:30 JOYCE MEYER, ENJOY EVERYDAY LIFE WS PG

Bible Study: James- Part 5 Joyce Meyer, one of the world's leading practical Bible teachers and New York Times best-selling author, shares encouragement and advice to help people enjoy daily life. 05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat M

The Nightlifter

Gideon is in pursuit of a violent gang that is terrorising the local community.

Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

Fri Mar 24, 2017

06:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

06:30 THIS IS YOUR DAY! WS PG

Benny Hinn. Religious Programme.

07:00 CREFLO DOLLAR MINISTRIES WS PG

Religious Programme.

07:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

10:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

11:30 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG The Korean War and a long lost letter separate the lives of young lovers Jean and Lionel, whose paths cross again by happenstance. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

12:10 THE BRAIN MACHINE 1956 Captioned Repeat PG

The Brain Machine A doctor is taken hostage by a drug smuggler whom she has diagnosed as psychotic. Her estranged husband has to find her before the smuggling gang find him and kill them both. Starring: Patrick Barr, Maxwell Reed, Elizabeth Allan, Russell Napier

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

Fri Mar 24, 2017

13:50 THE HAIRY BIKERS: MUMS KNOW BEST WS PG

Picnic Today the Hairy Bikers - and Britain's mums - are celebrating the Great British picnic. When the sun shines and the grass isn't too wet, there is nothing like being in the great outdoors feasting on home cooked delicacies! Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language

15:00 HEARTBEAT WS PG

Buried Secrets

An ex-army recluse and archaeological enthusiast is found dead; Jenny is acting strangely.

Starring: Jonathan Kerrigan, William Simons, Derek Fowlds

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

16:10 HEARTBEAT WS PG

Stormy Weather Merton senses something is wrong when he stops a couple fleeing after a storm, and discovers they have passports and a large amount of money. Starring: Jonathan Kerrigan, William Simons, Derek Fowlds

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

17:20 ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS Repeat WS PG

Cleanin' Saffy has been working overseas in Iraq whilst her mother still has her P.A. business. The only problem is that she only has one client left who is Emma Bunton. Emma is only staying on as a client as she is an old friend of Saffy's Starring: Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References

Fri Mar 24, 2017

18:00 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel succumbs to peer pressure at work while trying to impress her boss; Phoebe works hard to outdo Monica's plans for Rachel's birthday. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

18:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

The One Where Ross Can't Flirt A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance. Meanwhile, Ross' flirting technique fails to impress the pizza delivery girl. Starring: Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc

19:00 AS TIME GOES BY Repeat PG Although 38 years ago Lionel and Jean were young and in love, any thoughts of rekindling the romance seem absurd. They have made vague promises to keep in touch, but there is some doubt as to whether they really will. Starring: Geoffrey Palmer, Dame Judi Dench, Moira Brooker, Philip Bretherton

19:30 MONARCH OF THE GLEN Repeat WS PG Hector hosts a regimental reunion for his old army chums. But when one of them turns out to be an escaped convict, the family comes together with a master plan to escape the police, and prison. Starring: Alexander Morton, Susan Hampshire, Hamish Clark, Dawn Steele

Cons.Advice: Adult Themes

20:40 SPACE COWBOYS 2000 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Space Cowboys When a retired engineer is called upon by NASA to rescue a failing satellite, he insists that his equally old teammates accompany him into space. Starring: Tommy Lee Jones, Clint Eastwood, James Garner, Donald Sutherland, James Cromwell

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Adult Themes

23:20 UPSTAIRS DOWNSTAIRS Repeat WS PG

The Ladybird Persie becomes romantically involved with Spargo, who in turn involves her with the Facist movement much to the distress of the family's new Jewish maid. Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Themes, Sexual References

00:30 FRIENDS Captioned Repeat WS PG

Fri Mar 24, 2017

01:00 CALL AND WIN Live WS M

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03:00 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Buried Secrets

An ex-army recluse and archaeological enthusiast is found dead; Jenny is acting strangely.

Starring: Jonathan Kerrigan, William Simons, Derek Fowlds

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

04:00 HEARTBEAT Repeat WS PG

Cons.Advice: Mature Themes, Some Violence

05:00 GIDEON'S WAY Repeat PG

Lady Killer Gideon and his team investigate Robert Carne, whom they believe to be responsible for the murder of a number of women. Starring: John Gregson, Alexander Davion, Daphne Anderson

Sat Mar 25, 2017

06:00 EDGAR WALLACE MYSTERIES WS PG

Five To One

The Edgar Wallace Mysteries is a British film-noir series based on a collection of novels of the same name.

Starring: Bernard Lee, Bernard Archard, Allan Cuthbertson

Cons.Advice: Some Violence

07:20 GEM PRESENTS Captioned Repeat WS G

Pharrell Williams - Girl

Music special.

07:30 ADVENTURES IN RAINBOW COUNTRY Repeat G

Night Caller

Follows the adventures of a teenager named Billy Williams and his friend Pete Gawa in northern Ontario.

08:00 DANOZ WS G

Home shopping programme.

08:30 TV SHOP - HOME SHOPPING WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:00 FOOT SUPPORT Repeat WS G

Home shopping programme.

09:30 THE AVENGERS Repeat PG

The Bird Who Knew Too Much Secret Agent Danvers pursued by a young thug, Robin, makes his way to a field telephone box. As he desperately attempts to contact Steed, Robin fires....beside Danvers body lays a pile of birdseed from the bag in his pocket. Starring: Patrick MacNee, Diana Rigg

10:30 SUNCORP SUPER NETBALL 2017 WS NA

Fever v Lightning

Join our expert commentary team live and free, for all the action from the Suncorp Super Netball competition.

12:30 THE HAIRY BIKERS: MUMS KNOW BEST Repeat WS PG

Sat Mar 25, 2017

13:40 ROY ORBISON: BLACK & WHITE NIGHT 30 2016 Captioned WS G

Roy Orbison: Black & White Night 30 Artistically filmed in black and white, Roy Orbison's 1987 television concert covers all his hits, including "Pretty Woman," "Only the Lonely," "Crying" and "Dream Baby." A star-studded group of friends -- Jackson Browne, Elvis Costello, Bonnie Raitt and Bruce Springsteen, among others -- joins Orbison onstage in a 1940s nightclub setting, jamming with one of rock 'n' roll's most unforgettable voices. 15:00 LOVE STORY 1970 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Love Story

A boy and a girl from different backgrounds fall in love regardless of their upbringing - and then tragedy strikes.

Starring: Ryan O'Neal, Ali McGraw, John Marley, Ray Milland, Russell Nype

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Mature Themes

17:00 NOW AND THEN 1995 Captioned Repeat WS PG

Now And Then For four of the brightest and most successful women from Shelby, Indiana, their favourite memories go back to the summer of 1970. Now they have gathered together again, as adults, to fulfil the promise they made one fateful summer and to attempt to solve one final mystery: how the girls they were at 12 could possibly have become the women they are now. Starring: Demi Moore, Melanie Griffith, Rosie O'donnell, Christina Ricci, Thora Birch, Bonnie Hunt

Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Sexual References, Adult Themes

Sat Mar 25, 2017

19:00 SUNCORP SUPER NETBALL 2017 Live WS NA

Vixens v Giants Wide World of Sports gives netball fans unprecedented access to domestic and international matches for the first time ever. Join our expert commentary team live and free, for all the action from the Suncorp Super Netball competition. 20:45 SUNCORP SUPER NETBALL 2017 Live WS NA

Thunderbirds v Firebirds Wide World of Sports gives netball fans unprecedented access to domestic and international matches for the first time ever. Join our expert commentary team live and free, for all the action from the Suncorp Super Netball competition. 22:30 FLASHDANCE 1983 Captioned WS M

Flashdance Alex Owens has one dream: to study at the Pittsburgh Conservatory of Dance. Working during the day as a welder and at night as an exotic dancer, Alex uncovers the power of her convictions and learns the true meaning of love. Starring: Jennifer Beals, Michael Nouri, Lilia Skala, Sunny Johnson

Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Nudity

00:30 UNDATEABLE Captioned Repeat WS M

A'Will They' Walks Into A Bar - Part 1 Danny interferes as Justin and Candace are on the verge of making things official and Burski makes a surprising announcement. Starring: Chris DElia, Brent Morin, Bianca Kajlich, Bridgit Mendler, Ron Funches, David Fynn, Rick Glassman

Cons.Advice: Sexual References

01:00 CALL AND WIN Live WS M

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03:00 SWEENEY! 1976 Captioned Repeat WS M

Sweeney!

Scotland Yard's Flying Squad investigates a suicide and uncovers an elaborate political blackmail scheme.

Starring: Dennis Waterman, Barry Foster, Ian Bannen, Colin Welland

Cons.Advice: Strong Violence

05:00 DANGERMAN Repeat G

It's Up To The Lady

Patrick McGoohan stars as a private investigator involved in espionage work in various countries.