southerners who argued that white women’s votes could be used to neutralize those cast How Did Women Gain the by African-Americans. In 1880 the National Same Rights as Men? American Women Suffrage Association was formed. Their belief was that women should BY: Victoria Parello and Kenzi Stotler have the right to vote because they were different than men ( The Fight ). From the beginning of time, women have never been allowed to voice their Finally, in 1910, some of the opinions. This remained until the early western states began offering women the 1800s. Women wanted to be accepted as right to vote, but to no avail the southern equals. In 1848, a group and eastern states still would not allow of women and some women to vote. In 1916, Carrie Chapman men gathered in Seneca Catt president of the NAWSA formed what Falls, New York. This she called the “winning plan”. The Plan group was led by consisted of “a blitz campaign that Elizabeth Cady Stanton mobilized state and local suffrage and Lucretia Mott. The organizations all over the country, with main focus of their special focus on those recalcitrant regions” group was to gain rights ( The Fight ). During World War I, women for women. They based helping with the war showed that women their belief that women were just as “patriotic and deserving of should have rights based off of the citizenship as men” ( The Fight ). Finally on Declaration of Independence, which states; August 26, 1920, the 19th amendment was “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that signed and approved. Since then women all men and women are created equal, that have taken an enormous role in the United they are endowed by their creator with States, both politically and in the work field. certain inalienable rights that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of "The Fight for Women’s Suffrage." History.com. happiness” ( The Fight ). A&E Television Networks, n.d. Web. 03 Feb. 2015

Between the time of the meeting in 1848 and 1860, the women’s suffrage movement gained momentum until the Civil War started. At the end of the Civil War, the 14th and 15th amendments were established which created the rights for all men and blacks, but women were still excluded from the mix. Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B. Anthony refused to support the 15th amendment; and in turn supported the racist

The Civil Rights Movement “I Have a Dream” speech. He was assassinated April 4, 1968 ( Bio.com ). By: Daniel Jennison Malcolm X was also a leader of the Civil What did the Civil Rights Movement Rights Movement; however, his beliefs were of the 1960’s really do for African not quite equal to King’s beliefs. Malcolm Americans and America? Did the Civil X’s beliefs were more extreme, and he Rights Movement help progress rights for believed that you should do anything African Americans? Many people asked this necessary to get rid of the racism against question would say that it did. One of the African Americans, which included most influential African Americans in the violence. He was known for giving many history of the United States was Martin speeches on racism. His dislike for white Luther King Jr. He was highly against people comes from his encounters with a slavery and a pastor at his church in Atlanta. secret organization known as the Ku Klux He believed in the peaceful resistance Klan. On February 21, 1965, he was shot at methods of Mahatma Gandhi. However, point blank range before giving a speech although Martin Luther King Jr. was one of ( Bio.com ). the most important figures involving the Rosa Parks is Civil Rights Movement, there are other known for her refusal to people who were essential for the give up her seat to a white progression of rights for African Americans man. Rosa Parks had ( Civil Rights ). previously experienced an Martin Luther King Jr. exhausting day at work, was a pastor at Dexter and she sat in the front of Avenue Baptist the black section in the back of the bus. Church of There was a white man standing on the bus, Montgomery, and the bus driver told Parks and a few other Alabama. King’s first black people in the same row to stand up for chance of being in the white man. Rosa Parks refused, and she charge of something was promptly arrested. This gave her fame involving the as an influential person in the Civil Rights movement was in 1955, after Rosa Parks Movement, started the bus boycott in was arrested in Montgomery, Alabama. The Alabama, and gave Martin Luther King Jr. reasoning for this was because he was both his start as a leader of the movement young and new to the community. ( Bio.com ).

Following that, King was trusted in leading Arnesen, Eric. “Looking Back.” Cobblestone 36.2. MasterFILE many of other events involving the Premier. 2015. Web. 6 Feb. 2015. movement, and advancing the movement. "Civil Rights Movement." History.com. He led the sit-in in 1960, the March on A&E Television Networks, N.D. Web. 10 Feb. 2015. Washington, where King made his famous Bio.com. A&E Networks Television. N.D. Web. 10 Feb. 2015 Mad Libs What goes in the lines? M.A.S.H. 1. Adjective 2. Number 3. Plural noun 4. A place Congratulations! According to 5. Male person in the room the M.A.S.H. (the ultimate 6. Adjective 7. A place sleepover game), your future 8. Adjective 9. Adjective looks bright and ______. When you are ___ years old, 10. Noun 11. A place 12. Noun you will meet the man of your 13. Number 14. Noun 15. Number ______at ______. His 16. Occupation 17.noun name will be ______. 18. Adjective You will have a/an ____ wedding, and you will go to ______on your ______Taken from “Best of mad libs” by Roger Price and Leonard Stern. honeymoon. When you return you will move into a/an______in ______. You will drive a/an ______. Then, when you have been married for ____ years, you will have your first ______. You will go on to have ______more children. You will work as a/an ______until you retire and move to a tropical ______.Your M.A.S.H future looks prosperous and ______, so prepare to enjoy it.

Internet Censorship; Of course, China isn’t the only country to censor things in their nation. Prime Minister of Turkey, Tayyip Erdogan Does it Affect Our once said “We now have a court order. Thinking? We’ll eradicate Twitter. I don’t care what the international community says. Everyone will witness the power of the Turkish Republic! “ Also, Russia bans Facebook in their country due to criticism of their president, Vladimir Putin. Finally, America has passed laws that can possibly censor things online. However, the White House has made it a point to say that they don’t Tommy Markland support censorship ( Barack Obama Plans ). As the internet becomes more Finally, still today, digital citizens of prominent in today’s society, censorship the internet are fighting even for our becomes more of an issue than it ever was cybernetic freedom. Additionally, the White before. Some countries, including China and House is against the CIA, NSA, and other several Middle Eastern states, have taken spying agencies, who are spying on us, action about people’s easy access to the watching our every move. internet’s countless opinions on their governments, and restricted it. In most provinces in China, internet access is not allowed, because the Chinese government thinks that their people could find things about the Chinese government that they Beam, Chris Topher. "Behind China's Cyber Curtain." New Republic 244.20 (2013): 5. don’t approve of, or is false. China is known TOPICsearch. Web. 6 Feb. 2015. for its great firewall, a program that restricts the internet to only what the government wants people to see. This kind of censorship is bad because it’s plainly hiding things from the people. It shouldn’t happen, and when things are hidden from people, they’ll generally start developing distrust for whoever’s hiding things from them. Trust in your government is good ( Beam ). N.A. Barack Obama plans to censor the Internet you don’t understand. You’ll be missing while Americans slumber on. Examiner.com. N.P. China’s new scientific breakthroughs, that 2/5/15. Web. 2/23/15. one explosion at a power plant in Russia, or the buildup of litter and trash on the shores of Mexico. You won’t be able to join in on conversations with friends and colleagues about whether President Obama’s latest decree is for the benefit of America or not.

Being knowledgeable on the world around you makes you seem worldly. You are able to have a conversation about things. People will find you more interesting. When you sign up for a job interview, you will surprise them with the knowledge in your brain about what your thoughts are on the latest events. You’ll be targeted as a person that someone would want to talk to when they’re bored, curious, or maybe just trying to find out the latest news that they missed yesterday morning. Intriguing people with all of your facts about things will make you seem more interesting as a person.

People will be staring at you with inquisitiveness and attention showing on Reading News Sources their faces as they are trying to find out the latest tragedy occurring in the Middle East. By Daniel Jennison There are plenty of ways you can Online articles: like those that are in procure news on the world. A lot of people newspapers and magazines are informative. get their news from television. They receive All of these items are sources of news going their information from news channels. This around locally, nationally and worldwide. includes radio channels, as well. The These days, teenagers and children are information you receive depends on the ignorant about the world going on around reliability of the information that they them. It’s essential that they are informed as collect. Not only could they be lacking in to what’s going on worldwide, U.S.A., or facts to give to you, but they could even be hometown. inventing things. Be wary, not all If you’re ignorant about current information you see on a news report will be events, people will be talking about things correct. Other ways to get your information are by reading newspapers. People read newspapers daily before the Internet became a thing. Your grandparents probably have read several hundred newspapers in their time. Currently, the latest and quickest way to receive your news is the Internet. There are plenty of online articles that are updated daily. You can receive emails from certain websites informing you of when they’ve updated their website. Believe it or not, spam received in your folder that can hold some information for something you had limited knowledge of.

A person can’t stress the importance of being informed via news channels, Internet, and newspapers as this article has demonstrated. Make sure you receive information from multiple sources, because some sources can be biased with their opinions. Besides, if you get bored of that stuff, there’re always advertisements. OCEAN POLLUTION, acidic than it was in WHAT EFFECT DOES IT 1800” Says HAVE ON OUR PLANET? Kalbert. According By: Trevor Matheny to that, the ocean is “SINCE THE START of the going to have a load of issues. If we were to industrial revolution, enough fossil fuels-- immediately eliminate all CO2 emissions, coal, oil, and natural gas--have been burned the ocean animals would still die before the and enough forests cut down to emit more ocean would clean itself out ( Kolbert ). than 500 billion tons of CO2. As is well known, the atmosphere has a higher Listing those facts, don’t litter, help concentration of CO2 today than at any save the world. It begins like this, you’re point in the past 800,000 years and probably hungry, and you get a lollipop. You eat the a lot longer,” Says Kalbert. Carbon Dioxide lollipop, and you are too lazy to throw away is a danger to human life, and we are the wrapper. The wrapper flies out your car producing it! Carbon Dioxide is emitted from the burning of fossil fuels, and many other processes. It is a gas, and is released into the air. Although it is released into the air, the ocean can also absorb the gas. The ocean absorbs about 30% of the CO2 released into the air, because as it fills up the air space it pushes down into the ocean as a natural balancing system ( Kolbert ).

“Ocean acidification seems to affect corals' ability to produce new colonies window, and follows a river. The river flows as well. The pH scale, which measures into an ocean, and the ocean gets filled with acidity in terms of the concentration of trash. Fifty other people do the same thing, hydrogen ions, runs from zero to 14. Pure, and the acidity increases and a fish eats your distilled water has a pH of 7, which is trash. Then the coral dies, and the island you neutral. Seawater should be slightly basic, live on is affected, and as it deteriorates with a pH around 8.2 near the sea surface. things on it suffer. If you want to save lives, So far CO2 emissions have reduced the pH throw away your lollipop wrapper. If we there by about 0.1. A pH drop of 0.1 means continue to pollute at the same rate, our the water has become 30 percent more world will cease to exist, and we must fix acidic. I present trends continue, surface pH that if we want our stories to live on forever. will drop to around 7.8 by 2100. At that point the water will be 150 percent more Kolbert, Elizabeth. "The Acid Sea." National Geographic 219.4 (2011):100. MasterFILE Premier. Web. 6 Feb. 2015.

Camping 101

By: Nate Huff

When you go camping, it’s not always fun and games. You have to know what you’re doing first. If you are out in the sun, you should wear sunscreen and bug spray. My Perfect Vacation Always be sure to wear proper clothing for By: Sydney Barker the weather to avoid dehydration, overheating, or frostbite. If you are using a If I could have the perfect vacation, it would tent, make sure that you have the right type probably be a tour. This would be the of tent for the type of camping that you are biggest tour to see all the best and scariest doing. Always camp with another person if roller-coasters in the world. I would take at available, for it can provide more safety. Be least 3 friends and no parents if possible. We sure to have enough water and food for the would go to the best hotel that would allow camping trip before you go. Camping can parties and loud noise, not to mention guests provide you with many fun activities such as running through the halls. My friends and I rock climbing, repelling, cooking, would stay in the guest suite and would be swimming, canoeing, and kayaking. There allowed to order any room service that we are many campsites in the area, such as The want, at no charge. After spending our first Cove, Camp Shenango and Camp Rock night there, we would go to the first Enon. If you are interested in camping and rollercoaster and ride it, with no wait line. other outdoor adventures, join a Boy or Girl Next, we could ride any other rollercoaster Scout troop. If you encounter a wild animal with no line. Additionally, we could sit in when outdoors, it is best to get a ranger, or the front of any roller coaster if we wanted. just simply ignore it, but proceed with We would then fly to England from caution. Always know first aid in case of an wherever we currently were, to have tea injury, and most importantly, BE with the Queen. Once there, we would be PREPARED! escorted by Daniel Radcliff, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint. We would be greeted with complementary treats from the Royalty. Then we would visit the rest of the world's best coasters in roughly thirteen days. Hallelujah by Panic! At The Disco, will be performed on our way home after the other roller-coasters. Then, after we arrived home, the type to go out on stage or are just a bad we will be driven to school in a limo to end actor, then you could be working the perfect sixteen day vacation. offstage. There are plenty of other assignments for you other than acting. You could be in the costume department, working on props, stage props, lighting, audio, tech, or even Great Clubs, Groups backstage manager. and Teams to Join in High School Band and Orchestra: By: Daniel Jennison These music Sports: This one was pretty much categories have almost all of the known before I even had to put the word same benefits as sports, “teams” in the title. The center of every high but with less danger, school is the investment in their sports and (debatable) less teams. What’s not to love? There’s not much people fighting for better than traveling to other places to play the number one spot other high schools, making friends with your in the group. If you teammates, possibly getting your name in have joined band, but the newspaper, and playing a sport you love. still want to experience the joys of going to football games, then you’re in great luck. Marching band travels with the high school football team to varsity football games, walking around playing songs for the crowd. You’re sure to love it (as long as you don’t mind the itchy uniforms)! As for orchestra, that Theatre: involves violins, cellos, violas, and other Theatre is definitely one of the most unique strings instruments. Orchestra brings the clubs in high school, varying in all of its challenge that you seek, bringing complex different plays and performances. Theatre is songs to the table, making it more or less great for people who love to hear themselves appealing, depending on which way you talk, and dramatically, too. Or, if you’re not lean.

Things That You Could Do With a Dragon

By: Nate Huff

You could:

 Take a joyride around town  Enter the Tri-Wizard Tournament  Take over the world  Have dragon races  Outmaneuver the enemy  End terrorism  End wars with your awesomeness (not to mention the ten foot intimidating dragon)  Skydive  Melt your face into Mount Rushmore with fire  Get all the girls  Get all the guys  Defeat a magician named Galbatorix  Discover new lands  Become rich and famous  Have your own TV show  Burn all homework  Commit to a life of heroism (yay)  Gain respect from your idol  Become your own idol  Learn tricks from the Dragon  Live forever with a dragon for a best friend (Come on, what’s cooler than that?) Community Service everywhere as well, but you help the world and create a good name for yourself. I By Trevor Matheny understand that many people see advertisements for community service and Community service is an important wonder how much it actually helps, and part of every community. Community some even downgrade it. For every person service helps clean up the environment and who belittles picking up the one piece of not only helps the earth, but it will make the trash, donating a town prettier. Often groups such as single article of Churches, Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts, and clothing, or even schools will do community projects. Some five minutes of your projects may include: helping build houses, time, those are the donating items, and giving to the homeless. little things that You may see some people donate thousands brighten daily lives. of dollars, but you don’t need to do a lot to be involved. Although you may not be in Why should I help if there are others any a group that does community service already doing it? You should help because projects, you don’t need to be! Some parts the more the merrier, but mainly because it of community service are: how to help, will make you feel better. I understand that where to do it, and why. most everyone at one point in time rolled their eyes at spending an hour helping with Now you may be interested in community service, but it truly helps! helping your community, and be wondering Personally, I never thought that such little “How do I help?” Well if you want to help things made a big difference, until I was all you have to do is ask someone who does forced to help hand out food to people who organized events. If you don’t know needed it. Only on that day, seeing those anybody, you don’t even need to ask, faces that I was helping, did I truly realize because all you have to do is something what I was doing. So, the reason why is simple. Community service could be as because, you will feel like a better person simple as working at a soup kitchen for the and be happy that you did that. homeless, helping at a local animal shelter, or cleaning up trash along roads. If you are interested in helping your community, a simple internet search for your area should help you locate some organizations.

Now where do I help with community service? You can go to almost anywhere and find somewhere to help around any community. Places that are affected by community service are Community involvement/service is the Student Council entitles you to being in important, because you can change lives the decision making process of the school. forever. If you do one simple thing such as Once a month, there is a meeting, where you picking up trash, it changes the world. Get will get together with the other council involved, being busy isn’t an excuse! It can members and discus the current issues in the be a challenge to help, and does take time, school. This group, under the guidance of but as with most things it is highly Mrs. Horner and Mr. Baldwin gets a lot rewarding. I have a challenge I would like to accomplished. propose, and my challenge is to pick up the first three pieces of trash you see in Do you enjoy the feeling of helping poor or in need people and families? Student public.Join the Student Council can help you maintain that feeling. Some of the activities that they do include: a can drive, a coin drive, a glove and hat Council drive, and dances to raise money. The student council is very active with other

By: Victoria Parello school groups. Recently the student council raised over 800 dollars for a family in need. Do you want to be more included in Being in Student Council also encourages your student body? Join the student council other academic activities, such as band, in the coming year. The student council is a Spectrum, orchestra, and other clubs in the great way to become more interactive with school. In fact the student council benefits the school. With planning dances and from you being in other clubs, so they can activities for your friends to enjoy, student plan to help or support the activities that council is a great place to engage. Student they do. Council is completely free of judgment, but does encourage that you keep your grades As an eighth grader and applying up high. into the Student Council at the High School, I know firsthand that being active with the Middle School Student Council has helped me. This help has included an understanding that trying to be a part of the student body, instead of trying to be invisible, is a better way to go through school. Being in the Student Council will benefit you in more ways than one, and the feeling of being a Joining the Student Council means part of something important is better than you are helping the community, and the anything else. If you are interested in joining school student body. Being part of a group is next year talk to either Mrs. Horner or Mr. also a great way to get firsthand experience Baldwin, they are more than willing to tell with working in large groups. Belonging to you the information you need. Now go ask a Student Council member what they think has become very popular ever since 2010. In about it. Movies

By Trevor Matheny

As we all know there are many highly anticipated movies upcoming. Some movies consist of Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens, Avengers 2: Age of Ultron, and Pitch Perfect 2.

After a 10 year wait for another movie Lucas Films and Disney teamed together for an action packed sequel to the third or is it a sequel to the sixth movie? If that hint wasn’t a large enough hint, Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens is a sequel to the 6th movie continuing the hit movie series. Star Wars is space themed with Pitch Perfect 2 the Barden Bellas travel to an spaceships, laser rifles, and most acapella competition that no American team importantly light sabers. It is a movie that has ever won. can be watched as a family and entertaining Avengers 2: Age of Ultron is a sequel to the for everyone ( Star Wars )! hit movie Marvel Avengers. The Avengers are a group of marvel superheroes including Iron Man, Hulk, Thor and many more. Tony Pitch Perfect 2 is yet another sequel to a Stark creates a peacekeeping organization, movie. Pitch Perfect 2 is about an acapella and it reassembles the group of Marvel group, The Barden Bellas. Acapella is solo heroes from the prequel Avengers. Although singing without musical companionship. It it has super heroes, it is still a movie the family can enjoy with some popcorn ( Avengers Age ). "Avengers age of ultron." Avengers age of ultron. N.p., n.d. Web. 28 Apr. 2015.

"Star wars the force awakens."Star wars the force. N.p., n.d. Web. 28 Apr. 2015. Take a trip to Gallium!!! outside the door. Once the sun sets at 11:00 at Victoria and Kenzi night you will be told to go inside and stay Take a year long trip to the newly inside. discovered planet called Gallium. It has world class resorts and activities for Children cannot be inside all day; they will everyone. With its luscious green fields and get up at 9:00 and either go to school or play quaint, but sturdy houses, Gallium is the outside with others until 1:00. Then they perfect place for everybody. To get to have the option to stay out later or go inside. Gallium you will take a first class trip in a Kids will have an education of daily field newly designed rocket ship that fits 500 trips that prepares them for the adult life that people. We will have a total of 2000 people they have to look forward to. Once a week per year. The cost to get to Gallium is 5000 they will have a field trip fun day where per person. Children under five years of age they can go somewhere fun and not very and senior citizens fly at a discounted rate of educational. Gallium has a large forest full 2500 dollars per person. If you can’t pay for of mythical creatures that dually serve as it all at once then you will have to work. chefs. These creatures make food that You don’t have to work, but jobs are Wolfgang Puck is envious about. World guaranteed for the first 1000 people. Jobs Class athletes teach children to play games will also be available for the remaining 1000 correctly, with good sportsmanship and people. At the end of the year you will have efficiency. Senior citizens have the option to the option to stay or go back to Earth. In the live in the remote Islands of the planet, rare case that your life suddenly comes to where there is handicap accessibility. complete halt, your remains will be shipped Parents can buy a lifetime pass to the world back to Earth. If there are any problems that class resorts and spas for just 9000 credits. you created, then you will immediately be That’s just 750 credits a month. Credits are put in hold and sent back with others that worth 2 dollars in American money. You also caused problems. You can only stay for can get credits by working in the community a maximum of two years, then will be or working. Everyone that works will have shipped back. equal pay and no overtime. This is a once in a lifetime guarantee that you won’t want to Gallium has the same weather patterns as miss. Earth, with the sun Potassium shining in the sky. THIS IS A WEAPONS FREE PLANET WITH NO VIOLENCE!!!! There will be no cars and no pollution. It is Why Scouting? completely safe and healthy for you and your children. There will be solar sidewalks By Tom Markland that transport you were you need to go. All Most people assume scouting is you have to do is type in a location and walk just a small program for twelve year-old kids whose parents force them to join rank, Eagle Scout, are almost 3 times because they don’t do anything else. That more likely to get a job they try for than a assumption is really not true one bit! Boy non-scout. Scouts and Girl Scouts are both huge international programs, and the majority One major part of scouting is fun of kids in them, such as me, in Boy charity events. Another major thing that Scouts, are people who saw things that scouts do is go around once a year, and the scouts do, and wanted to do them too. collect cans of food to give to the My favorite thing about scouting is the homeless. Believe it or not, the collection outdoor activities most troops do, which of cans is actually given out by my troop, for me have been amazing. Also in Troop 66. One thing my troop does that scouting, you learn invaluable skills that most other troops don’t is, when the you’ll use for the rest of your life, and a Martinsburg Mall has their annual home lot of fun skills as well. Finally, Boy Scouts show, we have a stand that we set up to and Girl Scouts participate in a ton of sell first aid kits to donate money for charity and service activities. charity. We also recruit people for our troop. This year, the Shenandoah Area I’ve been a Council, the committee for scouting in this scout for two years as area, hosted a stand across from Troop of last January, and I’ve 66’s. They sold the same stuff we did, but done so much cool and we sold more. To get to the highest rank fun stuff with my in scouting, Eagle, there’s one major thing troop, that I can’t count you have to do, and that’s what‘s called how much I’ve done. an Eagle Project, which is a service that Most of what I’ve done was outside, you do for a school, or church, or including a caving trip I went on a month whatever you want, to help improve the or two ago, a ski trip in early January, a area. For example, one of the last projects 51 mile canoe trip two summers ago, and I attended was planting trees and a bench more hiking and camping trips than I can on the hiking trail by the jail in really remember. One major thing that Martinsburg. most scout troops do, is an all-week scout camp. In this area, there are about four Finally, the biggest reason to join major ones, and all of them offer five scouting is the friends you’ll gain with it. merit badges. If you didn’t know, merit Some of my best friends that I’ve known badges are badges that you can sew (or for years upon years, I met in scouting. have your parents sew) onto a sash, that With the opportunities you get with the acknowledge that you have a certain skill. scouts, you’ll get memories that you’ll The scout camp nearby is in Virginia and it never forget. In conclusion, scouting is is called Camp Rock Enon. one of the best things you can join, and what you’ll gain from it is incredible. In scouting, they offer an extremely large variety of skill development to go with the merit badges, as you can earn one from pretty much Not So Funny Jokes anything from rifle shooting to first aid to chess and aero physics. From scouting, Jokes Provided By: MMS Students I’ve learned a lot of really useful skills, most of them that I’ve ended up using Edited by: Trevor Matheny & Daniel Jennison outside scouts, such as first aid, personal fitness, emergency preparedness, and lifesaving. It’s also pretty well known that most of these skills are valued highly by What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers employers, and scouts with the highest Why did the chicken cross the road? To attend a Two melons went to get married. But parents family reunion at KFC. told them they cantaloupe.

A horse walked into a Wal-Mart. Then a cart My teacher took my slingshot in Algebra. He and an aisle. said it was a weapon of math destruction.

How many people does it take to put in a light It was an emotional wedding; even the cake was bulb? Only One person will fit in it. in tears.

What’s black and white and red all over? A A soldier who survived pepper spray and newspaper or a Zebra with a rash. mustard gas is a seasoned veteran.

What did Kanga name her daughter? Roo When it comes to grammar, double negatives are a no-no. Chicken in a car, and the car won’t go. That’s how you spell Chicargo

What did Anna say to Elsa when Elsa was angry? Calm yourself.

Want me to make a chemistry joke? K

Why did 6 hate 7? Because 7 ate 9.

What is black and white and read all over? A sun burnt zebra.

What’s the difference between a fish and a piano. You can tune a piano but you can’t tune a tuna fish.

What do you call a MMS 12th grader who votes and pays taxes in America? A “senior” citizen.

Did you hear the joke about the pizza? I shouldn’t tell you, it’s too cheesy.

I got a job at the bakery, because I kneaded some dough.

What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, it’s a dead giveaway…)

I held the door open for a clown the other day. Mom said it was a nice Jester.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I’ll show you an E flat minor.

I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor thinks I may have dyed a little inside.

The cannibal was late to dinner. So his family gave him the cold shoulder.