At Least One French Guy Has It Figured Out

Archives: December 2003

Wed Dec 31, 2003

At least one French guy has it figured out!!!

Rudeness corrected... Posted by: The Theorist on Dec 31, 03 | 10:38 pm | Profile

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Happy New Year. Posted by: The Theorist on Dec 31, 03 | 5:26 pm | Profile

[0] comments (245 views) | [0] Trackbacks [0] Pingbacks Worlds worst job!!! After years of losing young soliders at the firing range, the North Korean Government decided to have soliders hold targets ABOVE their heads. Posted by: The Theorist on Dec 31, 03 | 5:02 pm | Profile

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http://www.newstribune.com/stories/123103/sta_1230030002.asp Posted by: cj on Dec 31, 03 | 2:50 pm | Profile

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BRITS BOOZING INTO 2004 From here: No... Here!

Party-loving Brits are set for a heavy New Year hangover as brewers predict they will go on a 130-million pint bender tonight.

The British Beer and Pub Association say they also expect millions of bottles of champers and wine to be guzzled before Saturday.

Sainsbury's beer manager Allan Webb said: "Alcohol sales are expected to exceed the Millennium - this New Year is set to be the booziest ever."

More... Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 31, 03 | 11:32 am | Profile

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Occasionally people are just too stupid and should not breed. -My Dad-

This guys name was not given but he is the winner this week. Please do all of us a favor and keep it in your pants! We don't need another dumbass walking around.

From the Chicago Sun-Times Posted by: Spazticus on Dec 31, 03 | 8:18 am | Profile

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Please note a new link on the top of the left sidebar. I found this page to be very very funny indeed. It is update less than I would like but it seems to be worth a good look.

Here is a link to part of his page:

http://maddox.xmission.com/nohippies.html Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 31, 03 | 7:13 am | Profile

[5] comments (285 views) | [0] Trackbacks [0] Pingbacks 'Tard of Duh Day: 'Tard Alert!

This guy is a tard! He did this Saddam sand sculpture because he loves tards. Just before he started this one, he had made a sculpture of a runny turd, and before that, a sculpture of a stinky fart. He is a waste of humanity and should be killed along with anyone else you see today. Oh, by the way, he said that his first sculpture of the runny turd was actually a self-portrait.

Caption: An Indian man walks near a sand sculpture of captured Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, at a beach in Puri, in the eastern Indian city of Orissa, December 26, 2003. REUTERS/Sanjib Mukherjee Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 31, 03 | 6:53 am | Profile

[3] comments (275 views) | [0] Trackbacks [0] Pingbacks Yarbz Morning Photo Caption: Hillary, Meet Ms. Bike Seat Post!

Yarbz Caption: During the March of Dykes Ride-A-Thon in Northampton, Massachusetts, Hillary Clinton "mistakenly" sits atop her bike prior to her applying the seat to the post. While she threw a good fake, it was quite apparent to all present that she enjoyed it and that her "mistake" was actually intentional. After she experienced the bike post, Hillary past her bike along to all the other participants before the race began. By start time, the participants were all worn out and the charity event was "post"-poned. Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 31, 03 | 6:43 am | Profile

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Whats good for the goose isn't good for...America. I don't know how long this has been going on, but if its true...

Reform my ass... Posted by: The Theorist on Dec 31, 03 | 1:45 am | Profile

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Please, dear God, No!

For the love of God, Please, Please, Please do not let Steve Spurrier replace Dickhead Jauron as the head Coach of the Bears. I only loathe one person on the planet and it is Spurrier.

Well, two iffin you count Babs Posted by: FloridaBill on Dec 30, 03 | 9:02 pm | Profile [7] comments (342 views) | [0] Trackbacks [0] Pingbacks Hooray!!!

What took so long? There is always a better way to do things. Now, maybe, we will can start holding people (companies) accoutable...

Look here for the smart stuff... Posted by: The Theorist on Dec 30, 03 | 6:37 pm | Profile

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This sucks!!!!

From MSNBC

Actor Earl Hindman, best known for playing a neighbor whose face was forever obscured by a fence on the television show "Home Improvement," died of lung cancer Monday in Stamford, Conn. He was 61.

As Wilson, the neighbor of Tim Allen's character on the long-running sitcom, Hindman dispensed folksy advice from behind a white picket fence, with only his eyes and forehead visible to audiences. Before appearing on the show, he played Detective Lt. Bob Reid for 16 years on the daytime drama "Ryan's Hope."

Hindman made his name in New York theater, appearing in "Dark of the Moon" off Broadway in 1970 and in "The Basic Training of Pavlo Hummel" at the Public Theater in 1971. He also acted in two short-lived Broadway plays and in several movies, including "The Ballad of the Sad Cafe" (1991) and "Final" (2001).

He was born in Bisbee, Ariz., and studied acting at the University of Arizona in Tucson. Posted by: Spazticus on Dec 30, 03 | 4:07 pm | Profile

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First of all, I buy a new almanac every years. I guess I'm now a suspect. Second, and I think more important,

Hey assholes, lets try to not let everyone know what we are looking for. Now, I would think, everyone is just gonna leave them at home. Good job.

More stupidity here... Posted by: The Theorist on Dec 30, 03 | 11:43 am | Profile

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I am currently against the draft. I think the draft world be a terrible thing unless used during a national emergency. We are not currently in a national emergency. The situation is under control. We can substantially increase the size of our military just be increasing the budget for the all volunteer force.

Anyway here are some opinions by some folks:

From: http://www.time.com/

Should the Draft Be Reinstated?

CHARLES RANGEL Democratic Congressman from New York and Korean War vet Staying the course in Iraq means increasing our troop strength, and, not surprisingly, recruitment and re- enlistment levels are down. But proposed enlistment bonuses and other economic incentives will not make the military any more attractive to upper-middle-class young people. Increasingly we will be a nation in which the poor fight our wars while the affluent stay home.

To correct the disparity among those who serve, South Carolina Senator Fritz Hollings and I have proposed a new draft. All men and women ages 18 to 26 would be eligible for induction once they have completed high school. Those not needed in the military would perform civilian service. Enacting our plan would democratize our armed forces and return to the "citizen soldier" ideal that has served our nation so well. More... Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 30, 03 | 8:03 am | Profile

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Chinese woman kills daughter to escape neighbour's scorn

SHANGHAI (AFP) - A woman killed one of her daughters because her neighbours were making snide remarks about the fact that she had three children.

Wang Wenjun, 33, migrated to Shanghai's suburban Fengxian district in the early 1990s and married a local farmer. They had three children - two daughters and a son, the Shanghai Morning Post said Tuesday.

But the woman was constantly harassed by her neighbours in a country that abides by a one-child policy. Although rural families are allowed two children if the first one is a daughter, a third child usually results in a heavy fine and social penalties for the child for much of his or her juvenile life.

Unable to stand the taunts any longer, Wang flung her youngest child, a seven-year-old, into a river in August, the paper said. She has been detained and will face court soon, the Post said, without mentioning whether any charges were laid against the neighbours.

Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 30, 03 | 7:04 am | Profile

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Fox News- Still Fair and Balanced

More... Posted by: The Theorist on Dec 29, 03 | 2:40 pm | Profile

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Being a veteran, I understand why this is happening, but I also understand that our military is, and always should be voluntary. When a soldier signs a contract, he or she is required to live up to that contract. Why is the pentagon not held to the same standard? When people are forced to serve, that takes away from the "freedom" they are fighting for.

More... Posted by: The Theorist on Dec 29, 03 | 1:50 pm | Profile

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The Article Posted by: Spazticus on Dec 29, 03 | 1:09 pm | Profile [12] comments (307 views) | [0] Trackbacks [0] Pingbacks Iraq Underground: US Captures Resistance Leaders in Iraq

Caption US leaders announce the capture of General Gollum Al Douri during a raid in the eastern Iraqi province of Mt Doom Sunday. The other two individuals in the photo were unable to be identified by military spokesmen but were expected to talk after intense torture and taunting. Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 29, 03 | 6:35 am | Profile

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Link to Mad Blast

Another link

He he he he! Posted by: Spazticus on Dec 29, 03 | 6:26 am | Profile

[2] comments (306 views) | [0] Trackbacks [0] Pingbacks Oh My God! Florida Bill On Ice! Caption: After getting kicked in the nuts, FB uses a home remedy to minimize the swelling and bruising to his groinial hungmaxulary region... FB noted that his groinial hungmaxulary region, while dormant, is still rather impotent... oops, ah, I mean important to him. Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 29, 03 | 6:16 am | Profile

[6] comments (1059 views) | [0] Trackbacks [0] Pingbacks Lieberman Finds 23rd Vote. 23rd Vote Found. Just A Couple More To Go...

Yarbz Caption: Joe Lieberman found his 23rd vote Sunday, December 28th while campaigning in New Hampshire. Voter, Ida Dunnhim, stated that she doesn't really follow politics but like his cute butt and that little flat hat he wears on his head sometimes. Ida Dunnhim will be working to convince her friends to vote for Lieberman this week and if successful with all her friends, Lieberman could garner his 24th and 25th votes toward becoming the Democratic choice in election 2004. Original Capiton: Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Joe Lieberman, D-Conn., gets a hug from a voter promising her vote to Lieberman during a campaign stop at Owl's Nest Country Store, Sunday, Dec. 28, 2003, in Alton, N.H. (AP Photo/Lee Marriner) Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 29, 03 | 6:08 am | Profile

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Isn't this the way things in this world are supposed to work? Iran has a tragedy, US and other countries immediately offers aid. Not based on if you do this or if you do that, but "here you go Iran, let us help"... If we can do this and they can chill, why can't everyone just work together and live and let live? (To use a worn out but appropriate cliché)... Anyway, maybe this will open a door to peace and understanding and tolerance of religions and even ideologies. That said, tolerating ideologies that are bent of destroying you should not happen, we need a little give and take on all sides. Iran would be better off updating their building and infrastructure than building nukes or oppressing their people by religious thugs called Ayatollahs...

Caption: In this picture provided by the U.S. Air Force, U.S. Air Force C-130 crew members and Iranian soldiers unload five pallets containing 20 thousand pounds of medical supplies at Kerman, Iran Sunday, Dec. 28, 2003, two days after an earthquake destroyed the city of Bam, Iran. (AP Photo/USAF, Stf Sgt Suzanne M. Jenkins Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 29, 03 | 5:58 am | Profile

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It makes so much more sense now!!! After admiting during an interview with Brit Hume, "I glance at the headlines just to kinda get a flavor of whats moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are...probably read the news themselves", W figured it was high time to BONE UP on current events himself. Posted by: The Theorist on Dec 28, 03 | 12:59 am | Profile

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Hey! Hairy Miss Chris Sand A Crappy Who Beer!

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Loser of the Day: Santina Claus What a bunch of crap. Even Blitzen knows Santa ain't a girl. He got pissed and rammed her. This is getting to be stupid in this country. What a laughing stock. the USA has to get a grip. Why does everyone have the right to screw with everything. Santa is a man. Sorry, that's just they way it is.

Caption: Blitzen, a young reindeer at the Santa Claus House in North Pole, Alaska, leaps on KTUU Channel 2 reporter Meghan Stapleton as Stapleton was doing a holiday story, in this image from television Monday, Dec. 22, 2003. Stapleton was not injured and even managed to hold on to the leash to keep Blitzen from running away, though he did drag her a couple feet. (AP Photo/KTUU-TV, Chris Werner) Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 24, 03 | 7:03 am | Profile

[2] comments (305 views) | [0] Trackbacks [0] Pingbacks Yarbz Morning Photo Caption: Flower Babies

Yarbz Caption: Lars P. Ness and Lynn Miacondum of Brentwoody California stand next to their last surviving sunflower. Their entire farm of 100,000 orgazmic sunflowers was destroyed when evil corporations began to drop invisible sunflower eating aliens onto their field. Lars and Lynn think that they have the right to no competition just becuase their Earthy Fucks and Democrats who plan to vote for Howard Dean Wormer. They plan to sue the evil corporation for being far more efficient and evil than they could ever be.

Original Cation: Rick Knoll, left, and Kristie Knoll, right, stand next to a sunflower at their organic farm, Knoll Farms, in Brentwood, Calif., Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2003. The Knolls have been running their organic farm in Brentwood for 25 years. As organic agriculture goes mainstream, multinational companies have entered the $8 billion market, making organic food more widely available for consumers, but squashing the profit margin that sustained the small farmers who were once the heart of the business.(AP Photo/Jeff Chiu) Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 24, 03 | 6:45 am | Profile

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More Bad News For Democrats: Dems Forced to Bendover!

From FoxNews:

GDP Surged in Q3, Government Confirms

WASHINGTON — The U.S. economy, propelled by tax cuts and low interest rates, roared ahead at an 8.2 percent annual rate in the third quarter, the best showing in nearly 20 years, while Americans' incomes and spending both showed healthy gains in November.

The government reports Tuesday on the gross domestic product (search), the country's broadest measure of economic health, and personal incomes and spending provided further evidence that the economy was convincingly shaking off a prolonged period of lethargy and beginning to fire on all cylinders.

Read More Of This Epitaph! Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 23, 03 | 8:49 am | Profile

James Perry, with four DUI arrests in Florida, feared rejection if he tried to get a driver's license in his new home state of Connecticut and so pretended to be Robert Kowalski (the name of his neighbor in Florida), but a routine computer check revealed "Robert Kowalski" to be a Michigan sex offender, unregistered in Connecticut (Clinton, Conn., September). And Mr. Chance Copp, 15, who was on probation for arson and who feared testing positive for marijuana, submitted the urine of a relative, instead, only to find out later that that urine tested positive for cocaine (Chillicothe, Ohio, November). [New Haven Register-AP, 9-26-03] [Columbus Dispatch-AP, 11- 27-03]

Taken from.... Posted by: Spazticus on Dec 23, 03 | 6:40 am | Profile

[2] comments (289 views) | [0] Trackbacks [0] Pingbacks Yarbz Morning Photo Caption: Signs Against Bad! Yarbz Caption: West Virginia's new sign campaign aimed at people giving up bad habits is well on its way. The sign in the photo is but one in a series of signs discouraging poor behavior. Other behaviors on the receiving end of the campaign slogans are:

Masturbation: "Get a Date, Don't Masturbate" Drinking: "Don't Get Drunk...Unless You're Buy For Everyone" Sexual Harassment: "Insult The Bitch, Make Her Rich" Racism: "If You're A White Guy, Don't Bother To Apply" Stereotyping: "Don't Call Us Hicks Or In Your Butt Go Our Dicks" Obesity: "If You're Fat And Full Of Blubber, You'll Have A Hard Time Finding A Lubber" Socialism: "Don't Take My Money For Those Poor Bastards"

Original Caption: 'West Virginia on the Move' is promoting a healthier lifestyle for state residents with a billboard advertising campaign like this one shown in Charleston, W.Va. Friday, Dec. 12, 2003. (AP Photo/Bob Bird) Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 23, 03 | 6:38 am | Profile

[1] comments (235 views) | [0] Trackbacks [0] Pingbacks Loser of the Day: Bowling for Boneheads!

He is a bonehead. He is bowling and knocking down the other Democrats... I his dreams! He is finished. He is actually a gutterball. A big slow gutterball that will cause the whole Democratic party to lose the match. Maybe we should just have all the candidates bowl for the nomination! Caption: Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., bowls during a visit to the Rose Bowl bowling alley, Monday Dec. 22, 2003, in Mason City, Iowa. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall) Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 23, 03 | 6:28 am | Profile

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Love him or hate him, he was The Man last night playing the game even though his father died in a single car accident less then 24 hours earlier. He stated that his dad would have wanted him to play.

Caption: Brett Favre (L) of the Green Bay Packers avoids a sack attempt by Tyler Brayton of the Oakland Raiders during an NFL game at the Network Associates Coliseum in Oakland, California. The Packers romped past Oakland 41-7(AFP/Getty Images/Jed Jacobsohn) Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 23, 03 | 6:23 am | Profile

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This is Great Posted by: Spazticus on Dec 22, 03 | 2:21 pm | Profile

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Posted by: The Theorist on Dec 22, 03 | 2:09 pm | Profile

[2] comments (262 views) | [0] Trackbacks [0] Pingbacks Loser of the Day: I Am An Ass! I saw this photo and immediately decided he was the Loser of the Day. Why? He is Gephardt... He is clearly trying to convince people that he is not a turd in the shorts of America... He won't be successful...

Caption: Democratic presidential hopeful Rep. Dick Gephardt of Missouri, speaks to a group of area Democrats, Sunday Dec. 21, 2003, in Ogden, Iowa. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall) Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 22, 03 | 7:02 am | Profile

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From Fox News

Rush is complaining about Fla. officials looking at his medical records. This morning I heard he is claiming prosecutors are going on a fishing expedition. That's their job! What's the matter with this guy? I was willing to wait and see and I guess I’ve waited long enough. Rush if you don’t like this kind of treatment don’t admit to purchasing illegal drugs. Oh wait I’m Rush you can’t treat me like everyone else. Just take your lumps and don’t act like a slime ball wanker. I gave you a chance and unfortunately you lived up to my expectations! Posted by: Spazticus on Dec 22, 03 | 6:39 am | Profile

[9] comments (343 views) | [0] Trackbacks [0] Pingbacks Yarbz Morning Photo Caption: Spanish Surprise Yarbz Caption: Spain's Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar is expected to be grilled by the Spanish opposition leaders upon his return to Spain. Aznar, like Bush before him, surprised troops in Iraq pissing off the bastards on the other side of the isle. Aznar, unlike Bush, decided to tell them all to "cómame", or "eat me", I'll do what I think is good for the troops. The opposition decided he was right and apologized while the Democrats who oppose Bush don't really give a damn about anything but beating Bush in the 2004 elections.

Original Caption: Spain's Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar (C) poses with Spanish soldiers serving in Iraq, during his visit to meet Spanish troops in Diwaniya, 110 miles south of Baghdad, December 20, 2003. Aznar surprised Spanish troops in Iraq with a visit to boost morale as political violence flared and U.S. troops killed three Iraqi policemen. (Spanish Army/Reuters - Handout) Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 22, 03 | 6:38 am | Profile

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Al Gore Busted for Pot!!!!!

I swear Al Gore got busted for possession of marijuana. At least his son with the same name did!! Check out what they found in the car...wonder if this kid hangs out with the Bush twins?? More... Posted by: FloridaBill on Dec 21, 03 | 8:55 am | Profile

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Good for a laugh!!! Posted by: The Theorist on Dec 20, 03 | 6:03 pm | Profile

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Well put

While my fellings about Bush are no secret, I think this says it best...

More Posted by: The Theorist on Dec 19, 03 | 4:03 pm | Profile

[7] comments (284 views) | [0] Trackbacks [0] Pingbacks Yes it is!!! Posted by: The Theorist on Dec 19, 03 | 2:52 pm | Profile

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Very large balls. Very small brain. Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 19, 03 | 2:44 pm | Profile

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From FoxNews

By Lt. Col. Oliver North American soldiers trapped him like a cornered rat hiding in a hole. And when he was caught, Saddam Hussein, the blustering, bloody tyrant who asked others to die for him, didn’t even try to defend himself with the weapons at his disposal.

Just days before the capture, I interviewed Maj. Gen. Ray Odierno, commanding general of the 4th Infantry Division, who told me that his troops would find Saddam near Tikrit. They did. But what the general didn’t predict was that the apprehension of this mass murderer would apparently drive many Democrats and their friends in the media around the bend.

The day after Saddam was videotaped being examined for lice by a U.S. Army doctor, Howard Dean, the front-runner among the nine Democrat presidential candidates, declared, “The capture of Saddam Hussein is good news for the Iraqi people and the world. Saddam was a brutal dictator who should be brought swiftly to justice for his crimes.”

All true. But then Dr. Dean, who once mused aloud about whether President Bush knew about the 9/11 attack before it happened, went on to say that he remains opposed to what we’re doing in Iraq because, “The administration launched the war in the wrong way, at the wrong time, with inadequate planning, insufficient help, and at an unbelievable cost.”

The former Vermont governor followed this intellectual inconsistency with a schizophrenic assertion that: “The capture of Saddam is a good thing which I hope very much will help keep our soldiers safer. But the capture of Saddam has not made America safer.” How America could be no safer with the Butcher of Baghdad behind bars was not explained.

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Can you say asshat! Thanks Keith for finding this on the PVR and thank you Brit for pointing out this jackass. Small survey, does he deserve a kick in the balls?

"With no weapons, no ties, and no truth, the capture of Saddam was merely the most massive and irresponsible police raid in modern times. We broke in without a search warrant... Civilian deaths constituted justifiable homicide. America was again above the law. We have taught the next generation that many wrongs equal a right. In arrogance, we boasted, 'We got him!'. The shame is that we feel none for how we got him. The capture of this dictator, driven by the poison of lies, turned America itself into a dictator." - Boston Globe Columnist Derrick Z. Jackson Posted by: Spazticus on Dec 19, 03 | 7:37 am | Profile

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This guy should get a reward!

From Rueters

Enraged that his computer was virtually disabled by e-mail spam earlier this year, Charles Booher, 44, of Sunnyvale, Calif., allegedly repeatedly threatened employees of the spammer with torture (castration with a power drill and an ice pick) and murder (using a gun and anthrax spores). He was arrested in November and admitted to the Reuters news agency that he had "sort of lost (his) cool" at the bombardment of penis-lengthening ads from DM Contact Management. DM's president blamed a rival company for stealing DM's e-mail address and said such companies give a bad name to the penis-enlargement business. Posted by: Spazticus on Dec 19, 03 | 6:46 am | Profile

[1] comments (279 views) | [0] Trackbacks [0] Pingbacks Some Stuff from Sgt Grit:

Yarbz is at work but under the weather this morning. These quotes will have to suffice for my morning posts. If I get better leter, I will try and get some more up. ---

The pacifist actually refuses to defend what defends him; his country. In the final analysis this is the most basic immoral position. -General George S. Patton

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and notwithstanding go out to meet it. -Thucydides

He was just caught like a rat. ...He was in the bottom of a hole.... -Maj. Gen. Ray Odierno

In our time, government has become the main source of America's troubles. It deprives us of freedom and self rule, makes us poorer, sows strife among us, undermines our families, and debases our souls. -Malcolm Wallup

'Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death. -Thomas Paine

Politics, n. strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. -Ambrose Bierce

Congress may be going home for the holidays soon. How can you beat a Christmas gift like that? -Bob Hope

To know what people really think, pay regard to what they do, rather than what they say. -Rene Descartes

Our cause is noble; it is the cause of mankind! -George Washington

They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong. There are no easy answers, but there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right. -Ronald Reagan

Liberty must at all hazards be supported. We have a right to it, derived from our Maker. But if we had not, our fathers have earned and bought it for us, at the expense of their ease, their estates, their pleasure, and their blood. -John Adams

The Eyes of all our Countrymen are now upon us, and we shall have their blessings, and praises, if happily we are the instruments of saving them from the Tyranny mediated against them. -George Washington

President Bush sends his regards. -Anonymous Special Forces soldier on taking Hussein prisoner

Life is tough, even tougher if yer stupid. -John Wayne Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 19, 03 | 6:42 am | Profile

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Jackson is Going Down From Fox News

A total of nine counts and he could face up to 25 years. Posted by: Spazticus on Dec 18, 03 | 3:20 pm | Profile

[4] comments (293 views) | [0] Trackbacks [0] Pingbacks The Evil Cookie Monsters...

This is a great commentary of Affirmitive Action Bake Sales and the Univeristy PC'ers who hate them so much.

From FoxNews Wendy McElroy:

Click Here For Story Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 18, 03 | 1:31 pm | Profile

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This is an e-mail from my friend Dr. Love. I thought it was worth posting. BTW he lives in Mississippi.

I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida , North and South Carolina ,Tennessee , Mississippi , Kentucky, or Indiana on Christmas Eve.

Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the new and better contract, I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. More... Posted by: Spazticus on Dec 18, 03 | 10:37 am | Profile

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From Yahoo News

By Roberta Rampton

WINNIPEG, Manitoba (Reuters) - Forget about skating ability, shooting finesse and scoring talent.

A new hockey tournament proposes to skip the finer points of the high-speed sport to get straight to what its Canadian promoters say many fans secretly love best: the brawls. More... Posted by: Spazticus on Dec 18, 03 | 7:31 am | Profile

[2] comments (324 views) | [0] Trackbacks [0] Pingbacks Yarbz Morning Photo Caption: The Wrong Brothers Yarbz Caption: With pilot Kevin Wrong at the controls of the Wrong Flyer, the technologically challenged craft failed to reach for the sky and ended up in the mud of Kill Devil Hills, N.C., during the First Flight Centennial celebration and mud wrestling match. Kevin’s brother, Orville Wrong, designed the plane to originally hold only a naked woman. Brother Kevin, who considers himself a woman in a mans body, argued successfully that he should be allowed to pilot the plane rather then Betty Bimbopulous, the original naked mud wrestling pilot. After the crash, Kevin was quoted at saying. "We’ll, at least I can still get naked and run around the hills grabbing greased pigs." The crowd that had gathered, upon hearing Kevin Wrong's plans, quickly dispersed except for Betty Bimbopulous who was sent to buy a pig.

Original Caption: With pilot Kevin Kochersberger at the controls of the world's most accurate 1903 Wright Flyer reproduction, the flyer comes to a halt in the mud and water never lifting off completely from the wood track(AFP/Tim Sloan) Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 18, 03 | 6:49 am | Profile

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This guy has received far more than if 15 minutes of fame. He will now, with a little justice, be brown eye poking and getting poked himself in the California pokey. Whadda yahoo! Caption: Joey Buttafuoco(R), the New York auto mechanic at the center of an infamous love triangle involving 16-year-old Amy Fisher, was charged on December 17, 2003 with insurance fraud in Los Angeles, prosecutors said. Buttafuoco, who co- owns a Chatsworth auto repair shop called California Collision, was charged along with 11 other repair shop owners and workers after purportedly showing undercover police officers how to file false insurance claims for cars that were not damaged, District Attorney Steve Cooley said. Buttafuoco is seen with Joanie Laurer at a Celebrity Boxing event in Los Angeles in this May 14 file photo. (John Hayes/Reuters) Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 18, 03 | 6:40 am | Profile

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From Yahoo News

This is for everyone who keeps asking me why we need to do something about the way Middle East operates. This is why you wankers.

TEHRAN (Reuters) - An Iranian man faces a possible lengthy prison term or even the death penalty for attaching a sticker to the rear window of his car proclaiming "The era of arrogant rulers is over". More... Posted by: Spazticus on Dec 18, 03 | 6:36 am | Profile

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Skank Whore of the Day: Madeleine Albright

WASHINGTON — Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright (search) insisted Wednesday that she was just kidding when she wondered aloud whether the Bush administration is holding Usama bin Laden (search) captive, waiting to break him out at the best political moment.

It was a "tongue-in-cheek comment and was not intended in any other way," Albright told Fox News.

But witnesses to Albright's comment said the ambassador did not appear to be joking Tuesday when she suggested President Bush may reveal bin Laden's capture as an "October surprise" (search) before next November's presidential election.

Albright was in the Fox News studio's green room waiting to appear on an evening program when she made the remark.

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Got this from: SOLJPSJST (I have no idea what that means by the way...

http://politicalcompass.org/

Yarbz was surprisingly center!

Economic Left/Right: -2.75 Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.05 Take the test and post your score! Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 17, 03 | 12:03 pm | Profile

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That'll be a lot of chemotherapy therapy... Caption: Quite a stash : A policeman watches over two metric tons of marijuana seized in Cucuta, Colombia, near the Venezuelan border. (AFP/Efrain Patino) Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 17, 03 | 11:32 am | Profile

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From the New York Daily News

WASHINGTON - Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld made it clear yesterday that Saddam Hussein is not classified as a prisoner of war - and that's bad news for the ex-dictator. Legal experts said that denying Saddam POW status is a calculated move to allow the CIA to take extreme measures to get him to cough up information.

POWs cannot be subjected to rough interrogations, put on trial or executed, according to the 1949 Geneva Conventions, of which the U.S. is a signer.

Saddam's location remained top-secret yesterday, although sources have said he is still in Iraq. When seen Sunday by Iraqi government officials, he was not manacled or wearing a prison uniform.

But that was before the serious interrogation began.

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Gore's Liberal TV Network Blocked

In his most humiliating setback since his failed coup attempt of 2000, Al Gore is seeing his dreams of creating yet another left-wing media outlet fall like chads from the hands of a ballot-twisting Florida Democrat recount activist.

Thank Barry Diller, who despite Gore's begging is refusing to lift his veto over the sale of the News World International cable network from Vivendi Universal Entertainment, the New York Post reported this week.

Apparently the Democrats will have to be satisfied with NPR, PBS, CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN ... Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 17, 03 | 8:24 am | Profile

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Dr. Howard Dean is a fucking wuss. In this brilliant piece (also displayed in full in "More of this Spew") by Mark Steyn, we see the blase' attitude that Dean displays when it comes to subjects like Bin Laden, Hussein and stupid stuff like national security. While I don't think all pacifists are wussy, Dr. Dean is a big angry puffy wanker who is more concerned with bike paths that with the security and future of America. Can he be elected? Probably. Hell, we almost elected Al "Howdy Doody All Grown Up" Gore, so sure, he has a chance. America is full of lunatics. More... Posted by: FloridaBill on Dec 17, 03 | 7:31 am | Profile

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Yarbz Caption: President Bush, during a press briefing in the Whitehouse threatened to Bitch-Slap a female reporter for comparing him with Hitler. Once the comment slipped out, rather than apologize and make amends, he stepped off the podium and actually Bitch-slapped the Cable Snooze Channel reporter, Karen Agrudge. Ms Agrudge had been a supporter of Al Gore in the 2000 Presidential race and just couldn’t let if go. At last report, Ms. Agrudge was crying in the Hospital for the Horribly Stupid and Stinky.

Original Caption: President George W. Bush signed the first national anti-spam bill into law December 16, 2003, outlawing some of the most annoying forms of junk e-mail and setting jail time and multimillion dollar fines for violators. Bush answers a question during his final news conference of the year in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, December 15. (Larry Downing/Reuters) Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 17, 03 | 7:25 am | Profile

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Caption: The family of late U.S. Sen. Strom Thurmond released a statement December 15, 2003 acknowledging that the former segregationist was the father of a 78-year-old mixed-race woman. Thurmond attends a Senate Armed Services Committee hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington in this file photo taken on September 19, 2002. (Hyungwon Kang/Reuters) Posted by: Yarbz on Dec 17, 03 | 7:21 am | Profile

Occasionally people are just too stupid and should not breed. -My Dad-

Well it’s that time again. Here we have a fine example of why we should just let natural selection take it’s course. This jackass’s defense was I’m drunk it wasn’t my fault. You are an asshat and should become Bubba’s bitch. At least he won’t be able to breed with Bubba. So here he is Mr. Raymond Hernandez BB dumbass of the week.

Link to article Posted by: Spazticus on Dec 17, 03 | 7:13 am | Profile

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