Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose

Will I ever see thee wed?

I will marry at they will, sire,

At thy will.

God Bless My Underwear

{tune: God Bless America}

God bless my underwear, my only pair.

Stand beside them, and guide them,

Through the rips, through the holes, through the tears.

From the washer, to the dryer, to the clothesline in the air.

God bless my underwear, my only pair.

Pink Pajamas

{Tune : The Battle Hymn of the Republic, a.k.a. John Brown's Body}

I wear my pink pajamas in the summer when it's hot

I wear my flannel nightie in the winter when it's not

And sometimes in the springtime,

And sometimes in the fall,

I jump into my little bed with nothing on at all!

(Chorus)

Glory, glory halleluiah

With nothing on at all! One Bottle of Pop … .

One bottle of pop

Two bottle of pop

Three bottle of pop

Four bottle of pop

Five bottle of pop

Six bottle of pop

Seven, seven bottle of pop! Princess Pat

The Princess pat – lived in a tree

She sailed across – the Barron Sea

She sailed across – the Channel too

And took with her – a Rick –a-bamboo

Now what is that? – It’s something made

By the Princess pat – It’s red and gold and purple too

That’s why it’s called – A Rick-a-bamboo

A Rick-a-bamboo?

Now princes pat

Saved Captain Jack

She reeled him in

She brought him back

She saved his life

And his crew too

Because she had A Rick-a-bamboo Now Captain Jack (salute)

Had a mighty fine crew (salute several times)

They sailed across (wave action)

The channel too (same as before)

But their ship sank (plug nose, one hand over head and waving as you bend knees)

And yours will too (point to others in the circle

If you don't take (throw an invisible bag over your shoulder)

A rick-a-bamboo! (same as before)

A rick-a-bamboo (same as before)

Now what is that? (point hands)

It's something made (bang one fist on top of the other)

By the Princess Pat (Egyptian pose)

It's red and gold ("twirl" one arm down by your hip)

And purple too (flip hands as if you were saying "Oh my gosh!")

That's why it's called (cup hands in front of mouth, shout)

A rick-a-bamboo! (same as before) Fish and chips w/ vinegar

Don’t throw your junk in my backyard

My backyard…My backyard

Don’t throw your junk in my backyard

My backyard’s full.

Fish and chips w/ vinegar

Vinegar.. vinegar

Fish and chips w/ vinegar

Pepper, pepper, salt! Campfire's Burning

{Tune : London's Burning}

Campfire's burning, campfire's burning,

Draw nearer, draw nearer,

In the gloaming, in the gloaming,

Come sing and be merry. Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears hang low, do they waggle to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them is a bow? Can you toss them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier? Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears stick out, can you waggle them about? Can you flap them up and down as you fly around the town? Can you shut them up for sure when you hear an awful bore? Do your ears stick out?

Do your ears stand high, do they reach up to the sky? Do they hang down when they're wet, do they stand up when they're dry? Can you semaphore your neighbor with the minimum of labor? Do your ears stand high?

Bear Song The other day (echo)

I met a bear (echo)

Out in the woods (echo)

A-way out there (echo)

{Altogether:}

The other day I met a bear out in the woods a-way out there.

He said to me

“Why don’t you run?

I see you aiin’t

Got any hair”

And so I ran

Away from there

But right behind

Me was that bear

Ahead of me

I saw a tree

A great big tree

Oh glory be The nearest branch

Was 10 feet up

I’d have to jump

And trust my luck

And so I jumped

Into the air

But I missed that branch

Away up there

Now don’t you fret

Now don’t you frown

Cause I caught that branch

On the way back down

The moral of

This story is

Don’t talk to bears

In tennis shoes

That’s all there is

There ain’t no more

So what the heck

You singing for Alice The Camel {Tune: Dry Bones}

Alice the camel has - ten humps, Alice the camel has - ten humps, Alice the camel has - ten humps, So go, Alice, go! {Bump-bump-bump...}

Alice the camel has - nine humps, Alice the camel has - nine humps,

Alice the camel has - nine humps, So go, Alice, go!

{Bump-bump-bump...}

Continue to sing, decreasing the number of "humps" with each verse.

Last verse : Alice the camel has - no humps, Alice the camel has - no humps, Alice the camel has - no humps, So Alice is a HORSE! On top of Spaghetti

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table, and onto the floor, And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door.

It rolled down the garden, and under a bush, And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush!

The mush was as tasty, as tasty could be, And the very next summer it grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered, all covered with moss, And on it grew meatballs, all covered with sauce.

So if you have spaghetti, all covered with cheese, Hold onto your meatball, 'cause someone might sneeze Taps

Day is done, gone the sun

From the sea, from the hills, from the sky.

All is well, safely rest,

God is nigh

Fading light, dims the sight

And a star gems the sky, gleaming bright.

From afar, drawing nigh,

Falls the night.

Thanks and praise for our days

'Neath the sun, 'neath the stars, 'neath the sky.

As we go, this we know,

God is nigh.

Sun has set, shadows come.

Time has fled, Scouts must go to their beds.

Always true to the promise

That they made. While the light fades from sight

And the stars gleaming rays softly send

To Thy hands we our souls

Lord, commend.

Go to sleep, peaceful sleep,

May the soldier or sailor God keep.

On the land or the deep,

Safe in sleep.

Love, good night, must thou go,

When the day and the night need thee so?

All is well. Speedeth all

To their rest.

Fades the light; and afar

Goeth day, and the stars shineth bright,

Fare thee well; day has gone,

Night is on.

Then good night, peaceful night,

Till the light of the dawn shineth bright;

God is near, do not fear. Friend, good night.

The ant song

{Tune : "When Johnny comes marching home again"}

The ants were marching one by one

Hurrah, hurrah,

The little one stopped to suck his thumb.

And they all went marching down to the earth, to get out of the rain,

The ants were marching two by two

Hurrah, hurrah,

The little one stopped to tie his shoe.....etc. Three by three ...... to climb a tree,

Four by four ...... to shut the door

Five by five ...... to learn to jive,

Six by six ...... to pick up sticks,

Seven by seven ...... to go to heaven,

Eight by eight ...... to shut the gate,

Nine by nine ...... to tell the time,

Ten by ten...... to say "The end!" Found a Peanut

(To the tune of My Darling Clementine) Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut yesterday, Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut yesterday. So I ate it, so I ate it, so I ate it yesterday. (Twice)

It was moldy......

Made me poorly ......

Sent for Doctor ......

Operation ......

Cut me open ......

Couldn't save me ......

So I died ......

Went to Heaven ......

Didn't want me ......

Went to hell ......

Guess what I found there ......

Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut yesterday Found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut yesterday Father Abraham

Father Abraham had seven sons Seven sons had Father Abraham. And they didn't laugh, and couldn't sing All they did was go like this: Right arm.

Father Abraham had seven sons Seven sons had Father Abraham. And they didn't laugh, and couldn't sing All they did was go like this: ... Right arm, left arm......

Continue until: Father Abraham had seven sons Seven sons had Father Abraham. And they didn't laugh, and couldn't sing All they did was go like this: Right arm, left arm, right leg, left leg, nod your head, stick out your tongue, turn around, sit down Baby Bumble Bee

I've found a little baby bumble bee, Won't my Mummy be ever-so-pleased with me. I've found a little baby bumble bee, Ouch! It stung me!

I'm squishing up my baby bumble bee, Won't my Mummy be ever-so-pleased with me.. I'm squishing up my baby bumble bee, yuck! !’m All sticky!

I'm licking up my baby bumble bee, Won't my Mummy be ever-so-pleased with me. I'm licking up my baby bumble bee, Ewe! Needs salt!

I'm throwing up my baby bumble bee, Won't my Mummy be ever-so-pleased with me. I'm throwing up my baby bumble bee, Ooh look! Carrots!

I'm cleaning up my baby bumble bee, Won't my Mummy be ever-so-pleased with me. I'm cleaning up my baby bumble bee. All gone now. Worms

Nobody loves me,

Everybody hates me,

I think I'll go and eat worms.*

Long thin skinny ones,

Short fat juicy ones,

See them squiggle and squirm.

Bite their heads off,

Suck the juice out,

Throw the skins away.

Nobody knows **

How well I thrive

On worms three times a day.

Long thin skinny ones

Slip down easily,

Short fat juicy ones stick.

Nobody loves me, Everybody hates me,

I think I'm going to be SICK.