Brisbane Thirsty Hash House Harriers

Brisbane Thirsty Hash House Harriers “Thank God It’s Thirstday” (Members $25 ½ year; $5 a week; Visitors; $7 a week)

Website: http://www.brisbanethirstyhash.net Email: [email protected] GM: Sir Pissalot Run Time: 6:30 pm start Thursday Run Number: 917 Hare: Flasher Venue: Rangla Punjab Indian, 3/103 Beckett Rd McDowall Village Scribe: Pith Head Hares, please email your run details to the OnSec for listing in the trash.

Run 917 Rangla Punjab Indian

The crowds gathered blah blah blah… Why do all hash run reports start this way??? Limpy, Twolips, Tail and Speculate at the front of the restaurant dribbled crap. Tail lamented that she can never park her car straight and wondered why when all along the answer is in her gender. Twolips and Limpy mentioned the upcoming camping spot for the Winter camping weekend then swore everyone to secrecy. They related a tale on a recent camping trip about being attacked by a goanna which was akin to the Azaria being taken by a dingo all those years ago. Kizzme, young and attractive, ex Lismore hash made her virgin Thirsty appearance. She works at the Gallery of Modern Art at Southbank. Of interest a meet up girl suggested on her profile page that as a new event she would like Lawn Bowels (yes spelt like that) introduced. This conjured up some visions. Smooth Rider talked about a forthcoming hike from Switzerland to Italy over 48 days a la the movie “Wild” starring Reese Witherspoon.

As expected from Flasher the run was a runners run with long open stretches after the Council park shiggy section. There were only four runners including the hare which made the regroups largely unnecessary. As usual, the runners were not privy to what happened on the walk. The two groups, however, converged at the bucket smack on one hour so all credit goes to the hare Flasher.

At the circle the new GM Sir Pissalot, looking regal in his purple coat, addressed his subjects for the first time. There were some formalities which escaped your scribe as he forgot about notes for the run report to that point. The club founders Wagga Rod and OS have been appointed standing committee for Thirties 1000th run circa November 2018. The new GM adopted a consultative approach and said that all input on hash matters including the 1000th run will be considered. This mirrors Section of the Commonwealth Public Service Act Employment Principle Public Service Act 1999. THE APS is a public service where communication, consultation, cooperation, and input from employees on matters that affect their workplace are valued. Brisbane Thirsty Hash House Harriers “Thank God It’s Thirstday” (Members $25 ½ year; $5 a week; Visitors; $7 a week)

This applies to the drinking side of our club so all requests for exotic beer will be considered (but not necessarily granted.)

The hare Flasher tried out the new giant copper down down mug. He subsequently reported that the mug is very cumbersome to handle and awkward to drink from. This makes it perfect for the task. A series of charges took place which your scribe scribbled notes for and can’t fully decipher. Flasher charged Wagga for no torch. This was reverse charged. Something about Wopa and a low tree. Lamb chop was up there for some reason. Flasher charged Ned for not holding the regroup. Bitta Relief charged Meat lovers for whinging about being on the last committee then re-enlisting on the current committee for two roles. (Maybe three while the booze truck is shortly taken in for repairs.) Note to Ex-Military Meatlovers. First rule of the Army - don’t volunteer for anything. But is reality, to paraphrase a great man who met his untimely demise in Dallas. Ask not what your hash club can do for you but what you can do for your hash club.

(continued) At the restaurant there were not surprisingly a lot of Indians. This augured well for the restaurants authenticity. It turned out to be an Indian Wedding reception with Sikhs in turbans. Sherbert thought the Hash contingent should have been screened off although we did participate with much clapping at the cake cutting ceremony. OS thought the Roti flat bread was like cardboard. The goat curry was delicious.

Next weeks run. Thai Ayuthaya in Chermside which will include a mystery drink stop. This will the one run of the year that can be calorie positive. I.e. you put more on than you burn off.

On on Pithead your intrepid Brewmaster. Brisbane Thirsty Hash House Harriers “Thank God It’s Thirstday” (Members $25 ½ year; $5 a week; Visitors; $7 a week)

Receding Hareline Run # Date Venue Hares 918 11 May Ayuthaya Thai Restaurant, 725 Gympie Pith Head 2017 Rd Chermside. 919 18 May Loco's Cambell St & Mayne Rd Bowen Hills Jake the Peg. 2017 (near station) 920 25 May TBA TBA 2017