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"These are interesting times. We don't trust the government, we don't trust the legal system, we don't trust the media, and we don't trust each other! We've undermined all authority, and with it, the basis for replacing it! It's like a six-year-old's dream come true!" 2014 Summer Series Pirates Cove Race Club, Inc.

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Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't fit."

Summer Series # 1 Race Date: 11 Jun 2014 Wind Speed: 11 17

Div Finish Corrected Seconds * Rank Boat Name Sail No. Time Time Behind Owner / Skipper Sport PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 17:55:00 / Dist.5.60* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Singularity 83082 18:48:53 00:44:22 Chuck Shortz 2 Resolute 33 18:53:09 00:50:02 61 Frank Albert 3 Yellow Bird 542 18:57:42 00:50:06 61 Shirley Heintz 4 Totally Irresponsibl 91 18:55:57 00:51:43 79 Joe Matera 5 Intensity 299 18:57:08 00:52:54 91 Ken Durrett Spinnaker A PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 18:00:00 / Dist.5.60* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Smokey 999 18:54:40 00:46:50 Richard Zantzinger 2 Wildfire 50133 18:54:49 00:49:13 26 Dan/Heidi Bay 3 Fast Forward 54 19:06:42 00:56:37 105 Dan Lewis 4 Tackless 53301 19:11:11 01:00:33 147 Levering Keely 5 Going Green 39 19:14:18 01:06:11 207 Andy/Mike Garte/Stein DNS 7 Panache 20340 Joe Chuchla Spinnaker B PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 18:05:00 / Dist.5.60* Time Behind is Sec / Mile

1 Dulany 63091 19:06:02 00:48:26 Jay Addison 2 Teaser II 53253 19:10:12 00:52:36 45 Steve vonChristierson 3 Hustle 43042 19:17:05 00:55:17 73 Bill Slabe 4 Old Shoes 255 19:17:37 00:56:23 85 Rich Acuti 5 Blue Bayou 33311 19:13:20 00:56:34 87 Andrew Dyer DNF 7 Vivace 63230 Joe Leon Non Spinnaker A PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 18:10:00 / Dist.4.70 * Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Sundog 45 18:57:00 00:37:36 Paul Parks 2 Cheap Sunglasses 93273 18:55:12 00:38:37 13 Irv Buck DNF 4 Someday 172 Richard Rosenthal Non Spinnaker B PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 18:15:00 / Dist.4.70* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 M'Luv 553 19:11:25 00:38:05 Elsie Whitman 2 Sydney Push 23032 19:08:28 00:38:54 10 Bob Angle 3 Quixotic 7555 19:15:42 00:39:05 13 Tom/Loretta Beaumont 4 Zia 33426 19:12:16 00:41:45 47 5 Seaya 1158 19:15:41 00:43:18 67 Craig Lisk Questions? Contact: Alan Drew [email protected] To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to

# 2 Pirates Cove Race Club Inc Race Date: 18 Jun 2014

Div Finish Corrected Seconds * Rank Boat Name Sail No. Time Time Behind Owner / Skipper Sport PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 05:55:00 / Dist.5.60* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Bufflehead 20 07:26:32 01:22:18 Alex Schlegel 2 Resolute 33 07:33:35 01:30:28 88 Frank Albert 3 Totally Irresponsibl 91 07:37:55 01:33:41 122 Joe Matera 4 Intensity 299 08:04:38 02:00:24 408 Ken Durrett 5 Singularity 83082 08:11:16 02:06:45 476 Chuck Shortz 6 Yellow Bird 542 08:23:28 02:15:52 574 Shirley Heintz Spinnaker A PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 06:00:00 / Dist.5.60* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Smokey 999 07:48:38 01:40:48 Richard Zantzinger 2 Wildfire 50133 07:54:05 01:48:29 82 Dan/Heidi Bay 3 Bump n d Night 32339 08:07:42 02:00:59 216 Maury Neibur 4 Fast Forward 54 08:58:46 02:48:41 727 Dan Lewis 5 Tackless 53301 09:05:52 02:55:14 798 Levering Keely 6 Going Green 39 09:09:20 03:01:13 862 Andy/Mike Garte/Stein DNF 8 Panache 20340 Joe Chuchla Spinnaker B PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 06:05:00 / Dist.5.60* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Dulany 63091 09:00:12 02:42:36 Jay Addison 2 Teaser II 53253 09:02:46 02:45:10 28 Steve von Christierso DNF 8 Shamrock 33504 Bruce Irwin DNF 8 Hustle 43042 Bill Slabe DNF 8 Tsavo 33392 Edward Grey DNF 8 Vivace 63230 Joe Leon DNF 8 Old Shoes 255 Rich Acuti Non Spinnaker A PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 06:10:00 / Dist.4.70* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Cheap Sunglasses 93273 08:53:33 02:36:58 Irv Buck DNF 7 Sundog 45 Paul Parks DNF 7 Ka'io 93363 Art Silcox DNF 7 Logos 165 J.A. Syme DNF 7 Orion 120 Jon Opert DNF 7 Someday 172 Richard Rosenthal Non Spinnaker B PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 06:15:00 / Dist.4.70* Time Behind is Sec / Mile DNF 11 Bobcat 17 Byron Hicks DNF 11 Seaya 1158 Craig Lisk DNF 11 Jack Tar 412 Jack McKim DNF 11 Sydney Push 23032 Bob Angle DNF 11 Gunslinger 13055 Joe/Jerry Dowling/Torregr DNF 11 Quixotic 7555 Tom/Loretta Beaumont DNF 11 Kallaloo 24 Tim Skud DNF 11 Maho's Folly 3004 Dennis Darak DNF 11 Cerra 541 Michael Raleith DNF 11 M'Luv 553 Elsie Whitman Questions? Contact:

Alan Drew [email protected] A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers The engineer fumed, "What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper, let's have a word with him. Hi George! Say, what's with that group ahead of us?" They're rather slow, aren't they?" The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind fire-fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"

# 3 Race Date: 25 Jun 2014 Wind Speed: 16

Div Finish Corrected Seconds * Rank Boat Name Sail No. Time Time Behind Owner / Skipper Sport PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 05:55:00 / Dist.6.40* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Singularity 83082 06:59:06 00:53:13 Chuck Shortz 2 Bufflehead 20 06:58:49 00:53:15 Alex Schlegel 3 Totally Irresponsibl 91 07:02:22 00:56:48 34 Joe Matera 4 Yellow Bird 542 07:06:14 00:56:50 34 Shirley Heintz 5 Resolute 33 07:02:34 00:58:17 48 Frank Albert 6 Sassy 205 07:04:27 00:58:34 50 Robert Percival 7 Intensity 299 07:06:21 01:00:47 71 Ken Durrett Spinnaker A PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 06:00:00 / Dist.6.40* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Smokey 999 07:03:30 00:54:32 Richard Zantzinger 2 Bump n d Night 32339 07:05:24 00:57:43 30 Maury Neibur 3 Going Green 39 07:10:27 01:01:10 62 Andy/Mike Garte/Stein 4 Fast Forward 54 07:14:46 01:03:15 82 Dan Lewis 5 Panache 20340 07:25:05 01:12:17 166 Joe Chuchla 6 Whatshername 51677 07:19:25 01:12:23 167 Dave Sossamon Spinnaker B PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 06:05:00 / Dist.6.40* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Dulany 63091 07:15:40 00:56:16 Jay Addison 2 Teaser II 53253 07:16:09 00:56:45 5 Steve von Christierso 3 Blue Bayou 33311 07:19:56 01:01:30 49 Andrew Dyer 4 Hustle 43042 07:30:42 01:06:30 96 Bill Slabe 5 Vivace 63230 07:29:26 01:08:07 111 Joe Leon 6 Old Shoes 255 07:41:45 01:18:11 205 Rich Acuti DNF 8 Tsavo 33392 Edward Grey Non Spinnaker A PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 06:10:00 / Dist.5.30* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Sundog 45 07:07:07 00:46:31 Paul Parks 2 Orion 120 07:09:50 00:48:26 22 Jon Opert 3 Cheap Sunglasses 93273 07:06:38 00:49:13 31 Irv Buck 4 Katriann 73378 07:11:41 00:49:30 34 Don Ross 5 Logos 165 07:07:59 00:51:22 55 J.A. Syme 6 Ka'io 93363 07:11:19 00:54:26 90 Art Silcox Non Spinnaker B PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 06:15:00 / Dist.5.30* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 M'Luv 553 07:21:40 00:46:00 Elsie Whitman 2 Quixotic 7555 07:27:38 00:48:15 25 Tom/Loretta Beaumont 3 Gunslinger 13055 07:23:45 00:51:16 60 Joe/Jerry Dowling/Torregr 4 Sydney Push 23032 07:25:33 00:54:07 92 Bob Angle 5 Maho's Folly 3004 07:28:28 00:54:39 98 Dennis Darak 6 Kallaloo 24 07:32:07 00:56:27 118 Tim Skud 7 Seaya 1158 07:31:12 00:56:35 120 Craig Lisk 8 Zia 33426 07:30:19 00:57:50 134 Joe Boyle Questions? Contact: Tackless Printed On: 25-Jun-2014 19:56:58 Number of boats Scored 34 Version 6.47

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Q: What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? A: Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build targets. WARNING DUES ARE DUE, IF NOT BOAT GETS DELETED FROM ALL RACES THIS IS 2nd WARNING # 4 Race Date: 2 Jul 2014 Div Finish Corrected Seconds * Rank Boat Name Sail No. Time Time Behind Owner / Skipper Sport PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 05:55:00 / Dist.6.40* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Bufflehead 20 07:03:34 00:58:00 Alex Schlegel 2 Singularity 83082 07:06:24 01:00:31 24 Chuck Shortz 3 Resolute 33 07:06:58 01:02:41 44 Frank Albert 4 Yellow Bird 542 07:13:44 01:04:20 59 Shirley Heintz 5 Totally Irresponsibl 91 07:12:25 01:06:51 83 Joe Matera Spinnaker A PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 06:00:00 / Dist.6.40* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Smokey 999 07:09:59 01:01:01 Richard Zantzinger 2 Bump n d Night 32339 07:10:47 01:03:06 20 Maury Neibur 3 Going Green 39 07:30:24 01:21:07 188 Andy Garte 4 Fast Forward 54 07:34:03 01:22:32 202 Dan Lewis 5 Tackless 53301 07:36:08 01:23:58 215 Levering Keely 6 Whatshername 51677 07:44:43 01:37:41 344 Dave Sossamon Spinnaker B PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 06:05:00 / Dist.6.40* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Blue Bayou 33311 07:38:08 01:19:42 Andrew Dyer 2 Dulany 63091 07:39:27 01:20:03 3 Jay Addison 3 Hustle 43042 07:46:43 01:22:31 26 Bill Slabe 4 Vivace 63230 07:57:40 01:36:21 156 Joe Leon 5 Tsavo 33392 08:05:51 01:41:39 206 Edward Grey 6 Old Shoes 255 08:25:50 02:02:16 399 Rich Acuti Non Spinnaker A PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 06:10:00 / Dist.5.30* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Sundog 45 07:16:37 00:56:01 Paul Parks 2 Orion 120 07:22:16 01:00:52 55 Jon Opert 3 Cheap Sunglasses 93273 07:20:34 01:03:09 81 Irv Buck Non Spinnaker B PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 06:15:00 / Dist.5.30* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Sydney Push 23032 07:41:58 01:10:32 Bob Angle 2 Gunslinger 13055 07:43:30 01:11:01 5 Joe/Pat Dowling 3 Kallaloo 24 08:08:02 01:32:22 247 Tim Skud 4 Zia 2491 08:06:06 01:33:37 261 Joe Boyle 5 Seaya 1158 08:28:05 01:53:28 486 Craig Lisk Questions? Contact: M’Luv

Printed On: 02-Jul-2014 20:34:21 Number of boats Scored 25 Version 6.47

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

# 5 Race Date: 9 Jul 2014

Div Finish Corrected Seconds * Rank Boat Name Sail No. Time Time Behind Owner / Skipper Sport PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 17:51:00 / Dist.4.70* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Bufflehead 20 18:45:08 00:46:23 Alex Schlegel 2 Totally Irresponsibl 91 18:46:02 00:47:17 11 Joe Matera 3 Resolute 33 18:46:38 00:48:49 31 Frank Albert 4 Singularity 83082 18:49:27 00:50:28 52 Chuck Shortz 5 Intensity 299 18:49:58 00:51:13 62 Ken Durrett DNF 7 Sassy 205 Robert Percival Spinnaker A PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 17:56:00 / Dist.4.70* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Wildfire 50133 18:53:54 00:53:12 Dan/Heidi Bay P 2 Smokey 999 18:57:31 00:54:56 22 Richard Zantzinger 3 Tackless 53301 19:00:19 00:55:23 28 Levering Keely 4 Bump n d Night 32339 18:57:17 00:55:39 31 Maury Neibur 5 Going Green 39 19:02:12 00:59:23 79 Andy Garte 6 Fast Forward 54 19:05:40 01:01:12 102 Dan Lewis 7 Whatshername 51677 19:23:05 01:21:55 367 Dave Sossamon DNF 9 Panache 20340 Joe Chuchla Spinnaker B PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 18:01:00 / Dist.4.70* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Dulany 63091 19:11:20 00:59:46 Jay Addison 2 Defiant 83411 19:17:07 01:03:12 44 Frederick Caison 3 Hustle 43042 19:22:21 01:07:15 96 Bill Slabe 4 Tsavo 33392 19:22:45 01:07:39 101 Edward Grey 5 Teaser II 53253 19:19:48 01:08:14 108 Steve von Christierso 6 Shamrock 33504 19:24:09 01:11:52 154 Bruce Irvin 7 Old Shoes 255 19:29:28 01:14:50 192 Rich Acuti Non Spinnaker A PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 18:06:00 / Dist.3.40* Time Behind is Sec / Mile DNF 2 Orion 120 Jon Opert Non Spinnaker B PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 18:11:00 / Dist.3.40* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Gunslinger 13055 19:14:06 00:51:53 Joe/Pat Dowling 2 Sydney Push 23032 19:14:53 00:53:21 26 Bob Angle 3 Kallaloo 24 19:21:22 00:57:06 92 Tim Skud 4 Seaya 1158 19:22:14 00:58:39 119 Craig Lisk 5 Zia 2491 19:24:10 01:01:57 178 Joe Boyle DNF 7 M'Luv 553 Elsie Whitman Questions? Contact:

Printed On: 09-Jul-2014 20:24:55 Number of boats Scored 28 Version 6.47

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Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last one said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

# 6 Race Date: 16 Jul 2014 Div Finish Corrected Seconds * Rank Boat Name Sail No. Time Time Behind Owner / Skipper Sport PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 17:55:00 / Dist.4.70* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Bufflehead 20 18:42:41 00:39:56 Alex Schlegel 2 Intensity 299 18:45:11 00:42:26 32 Ken Durrett 3 Totally Irresponsibl 91 18:45:26 00:42:41 35 Joe Matera 4 Yellow Bird 542 18:48:50 00:43:16 43 Shirley Heintz 5 Singularity 83082 18:46:39 00:43:40 48 Chuck Shortz 6 Resolute 33 18:45:53 00:44:04 53 Frank Albert 7 Sassy 205 18:50:05 00:47:06 91 Robert Percival 8 Ellen'O 83234 19:06:05 01:02:52 293 Don Nehler Spinnaker A PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 18:00:00 / Dist.4.70* Time Behind is Sec / Mile

1 Bump n d Night 32339 18:49:38 00:44:00 Maury Neibur 2 Wildfire 50133 18:49:13 00:44:31 7 Dan/Heidi Bay 3 Fast Forward 54 18:54:14 00:45:46 23 Dan Lewis 4 Tackless 53301 18:55:20 00:46:24 31 Levering Keely 5 Going Green 39 18:53:29 00:46:40 34 Andy Garte 6 Panache 20340 18:56:30 00:47:06 40 Joe Chuchla 7 Whatshername 51677 19:00:58 00:55:48 151 Dave Sossamon 8 Uncle Joe 41463 19:18:09 01:12:31 364 Steve/Dusty Carton/Strong Spinnaker B PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 18:05:00 / Dist.4.70* Time Behind is Sec / Mile

1 Dulany 63091 18:59:41 00:44:07 Jay Addison 2 Teaser II 53253 19:00:19 00:44:45 8 Steve von Christierso 3 Defiant 83411 19:02:45 00:44:50 9 Frederick Caison 4 Hustle 43042 19:04:48 00:45:42 20 Bill Slabe 5 Blue Bayou 33311 19:02:33 00:47:41 46 Andrew Dyer 6 Tsavo 33392 19:07:26 00:48:20 54 Edward Grey 7 Vivace 63230 19:07:42 00:50:43 84 Joe Leon 8 Shamrock 33504 19:12:11 00:55:54 150 Bruce Irvin Non Spinnaker A PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 18:10:00 / Dist.3.40* Time Behind is Sec / Mile

1 Sundog 45 18:53:07 00:36:19 Paul Parks 2 Cheap Sunglasses 93273 18:52:20 00:37:34 22 Irv Buck 3 Orion 120 18:56:10 00:38:51 45 Jon Opert Non Spinnaker B PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 18:15:00 / Dist.3.40* Time Behind is Sec / Mile

1 Childs Play 2165 19:08:14 00:38:16 Jim Perrie 2 M'Luv 553 19:06:56 00:38:40 7 Elsie Whitman 3 Jack Tar 412 19:04:16 00:39:24 20 Jack McKim 4 Sydney Push 23032 19:06:07 00:40:35 41 Bob Angle 5 Quixotic 7555 19:13:02 00:42:24 73 Tom/Loretta Beaumont 6 Cerra 541 19:13:54 00:44:47 115 Michael Raleith 7 Maho's Folly 3004 19:12:26 00:45:22 125 Dennis Darak 8 Gunslinger 13055 19:11:56 00:45:43 131 Joe/Pat Dowling 9 Kallaloo 24 19:19:23 00:51:07 227 Tim Skud 10 Zia 2491 19:23:03 00:56:50 328 Joe Boyle Questions? Contact: Alan Drew [email protected]

Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

# 7 Race Date: 23 Jul 2014

Div Finish Corrected Seconds * Rank Boat Name Sail No. Time Time Behind Owner / Skipper Sport PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 17:55:00 / Dist.6.40* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Bufflehead 20 19:00:33 00:54:59 Alex Schlegel 2 Singularity 83082 19:02:41 00:56:48 17 Chuck Shortz 3 Intensity 299 19:05:22 00:59:48 45 Ken Durrett 4 Yellow Bird 542 19:11:41 01:02:17 68 Shirley Heintz 5 Resolute 33 19:07:10 01:02:53 74 Frank Albert 6 Sassy 205 19:09:04 01:03:11 77 Robert Percival 7 Totally Irresponsibl 91 19:10:17 01:04:43 91 Joe Matera Spinnaker A PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 18:00:00 / Dist.6.40* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Bump n d Night 32339 19:08:04 01:00:23 Maury Neibur 2 Smokey 999 19:09:51 01:00:53 5 Richard Zantzinger 3 Wildfire 50133 19:08:57 01:02:33 20 Dan/Heidi Bay 4 Uncle Joe 41463 19:11:08 01:03:27 29 Steve/Dusty Carton/Strong 5 Fast Forward 54 19:16:19 01:04:48 41 Dan Lewis 6 Whatshername 51677 19:14:49 01:07:47 69 Dave Sossamon 7 Panache 20340 19:26:07 01:13:19 121 Joe Chuchla 8 Tackless 53301 19:25:42 01:13:32 123 Levering Keely Spinnaker B PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 18:05:00 / Dist.6.40* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Teaser II 53253 19:21:19 01:01:55 Steve von Christierso 2 Dulany 63091 19:21:31 01:02:07 2 Jay Addison 3 Defiant 83411 19:25:22 01:02:46 8 Frederick Caison 4 Blue Bayou 33311 19:24:03 01:05:37 35 Andrew Dyer 5 Hustle 43042 19:35:34 01:11:22 89 Bill Slabe 6 Vivace 63230 19:32:45 01:11:26 89 Joe Leon 7 Old Shoes 255 19:58:29 01:34:55 309 Rich Acuti DNF 9 Tsavo 33392 Edward Grey Non Spinnaker A PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 18:10:00 / Dist.5.30* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Sundog 45 19:08:42 00:48:06 Paul Parks 2 Orion 120 19:11:27 00:50:03 22 Jon Opert 3 Cheap Sunglasses 93273 19:09:29 00:52:04 45 Irv Buck Non Spinnaker B PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 18:15:00 / Dist.5.30* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 M'Luv 553 19:23:49 00:48:09 Elsie Whitman 2 Quixotic 7555 19:30:38 00:51:15 35 Tom/Loretta Beaumont 3 Gunslinger 13055 19:27:11 00:54:42 74 Joe/Pat Dowling 4 Sydney Push 23032 19:30:33 00:59:07 124 Bob Angle 5 Maho's Folly 3004 19:33:08 00:59:19 126 Dennis Darak 6 Zia 2491 19:35:07 01:02:38 164 Joe Boyle DNF 8 Childs Play 2165 Jim Perrie Questions? Contact:

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Understanding Engineers - 8 An engineer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over,picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool."

# 8 Race Date: 30 Jul 2014 Wind Speed: 4-8 Div Finish Corrected Seconds * Rank Boat Name Sail No. Time Time Behind Owner / Skipper Sport PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 05:55:00 / Dist.5.50* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Bufflehead 20 06:47:36 00:43:32 Alex Schlegel 2 Intensity 299 06:50:03 00:45:59 27 Ken Durrett 3 Resolute 33 06:49:30 00:46:32 33 Frank Albert 4 Totally Irresponsibl 91 06:52:16 00:48:12 51 Joe Matera 5 Yellow Bird 542 06:56:14 00:48:52 58 Shirley Heintz 6 Singularity 83082 06:53:19 00:48:58 59 Chuck Shortz 7 Sassy 205 06:54:34 00:50:13 73 Robert Percival Spinnaker A PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 06:00:00 / Dist.5.50* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Smokey 999 06:53:33 00:45:51 Richard Zantzinger 2 Wildfire 50133 06:54:10 00:48:40 31 Dan/Heidi Bay 3 Loki 53251 06:58:54 00:49:00 34 Christopher Voigt 4 Fast Forward 54 07:00:21 00:50:27 50 Dan Lewis 5 Whatshername 51677 06:56:36 00:50:33 51 Dave Sossamon 6 Panache 20340 07:03:57 00:52:57 77 Joe Chuchla 7 Uncle Joe 41463 06:59:47 00:53:11 80 Steve/Dusty Carton/Strong Spinnaker B PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 06:05:00 / Dist.5.50* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Tsavo 33392 07:11:16 00:49:46 Edward Grey 2 Blue Bayou 33311 07:07:13 00:50:40 10 Andrew Dyer 3 Defiant 83411 07:11:07 00:51:00 13 Frederick Caison 4 Hustle 43042 07:13:02 00:51:32 19 Bill Slabe 5 Old Shoes 255 07:22:32 01:01:35 129 Rich Acuti Non Spinnaker A PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 06:10:00 / Dist.4.40* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 Sundog 45 06:56:37 00:37:49 Paul Parks 2 Logos 165 06:56:51 00:41:21 48 J.A. Syme 3 Orion 120 07:02:09 00:42:41 66 Jon Opert Non Spinnaker B PHRF Time on Distance / Start Time 06:15:00 / Dist.4.40* Time Behind is Sec / Mile 1 M'Luv 553 07:10:53 00:38:43 Elsie Whitman 2 Jack Tar 412 07:06:45 00:38:59 4 Jack McKim 3 Gunslinger 13055 07:12:32 00:43:01 59 Joe/Pat Dowling 4 Sydney Push 23032 07:12:04 00:43:26 64 Bob Angle 5 Maho's Folly 3004 07:17:04 00:46:27 105 Dennis Darak 6 Cerra 541 07:19:57 00:46:41 109 Michael Raleith 7 Seaya 1158 07:20:19 00:49:02 141 Craig Lisk Questions? Contact: 2014 Summer Series Questions? DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!

DvRnk Boat Name Skipper Dv Pts 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Sport 1 Bufflehead Alex Schlegel 34.00 (0c) (6) 6 (5) 6 8 7 7 2 Singularity Chuck Shortz 26.00 5 (2) 7 4 (3) 4 6 (2) 3 Totally Irresponsibl Joe Matera 24.00 (2) 4 5 (1) 5 6 (1) 4 4 Intensity Ken Durrett 23.00 (1) 3 (1) (0c) 2 7 5 6 5 Resolute Frank Albert 21.00 4 5 (3) (3) 4 (3) 3 5 6 Yellow Bird Shirley Heintz 19.00 3 (1) 4 (2) (0c) 5 4 3 7 Sassy Robert Percival 8.00 (0c) (0c) 2 (0c) 1f 2 2 1 8 Ellen'O Don Nehler 1.00 (0c) (0c) (0c) 0c 0c 1 0c 0c Spinnaker A 1 Smokey Richard Zantzinger 34.00 (6) 7 (6) 6 7 (0c) 7 7 2 Wildfire Dan/Heidi Bay 33.00 (5) 6 (0c) (0c) 8 7 6 6 3 Bump n d Night Maury Neibur 31.00 (0c) (5) 5 5 5 8 8 (0c) 4 Fast Forward Dan Lewis 22.00 4 4 (3) (3) (3) 6 4 4 5 Tackless Levering Keely 19.00 3 3 (0c) 2 6 5 (1) (0c) 6 Going Green Andy Garte 18.00 (2) 2 4 4 4 4 (0c) (0c) 7 Whatshername Dave Sossamon 11.00 (0c) (0c) (1) 1 2 2 3 3 8 Panache Joe Chuchla 10.00 (0s) (1f) 2 (0c) 1f 3 2 2 9 Uncle Joe Steve/Dusty Carton/Stron 7.00 (0c) (0c) (0c) 0c 0c 1 5 1 10 Loki Christopher Voigt 5.00 (0c) (0c) (0c) 0c 0c 0c 0c 5 Spinnaker B 1 Dulany Jay Addison 36.00 (6) 7 7 (5) 7 8 7 (0c) 2 Teaser II Steve von Christierso 32.00 5 6 6 (0c) (3) 7 8 (0c) 3 Blue Bayou Andrew Dyer 24.00 (2) (0c) 5 6 (0c) 4 5 4 4 Hustle Bill Slabe 22.00 (4) (1f) 4 4 5 5 4 (2) 5 Defiant Frederick Caison 21.00 (0c) (0c) (0c) 0c 6 6 6 3 6 Tsavo Edward Grey 15.00 (0c) (1f) (1f) 2 4 3 1f 5 7 Vivace Joe Leon 12.00 (1f) 1f 3 3 (0c) 2 3 (0c) 8 Old Shoes Rich Acuti 9.00 3 (1f) 2 (1) 1 (0c) 2 1 9 Shamrock Bruce Irvin 4.00 (0c) 1f (0c) (0c) 2 1 0c 0c Non Spinnaker A 1 Sundog Paul Parks 18.00 (2) (1f) 6 3 (0c) 3 3 3 2 Cheap Sunglasses Irv Buck 14.00 (1) 6 4 1 (0c) 2 1 (0c) 3 Orion Jon Opert 11.00 (0c) (1f) 5 2 (1f) 1 2 1 4 Logos J.A. Syme 5.00 (0c) 1f 2 (0c) (0c) 0c 0c 2 5 Katriann Don Ross 3.00 (0c) (0c) 3 (0c) 0c 0c 0c 0c 6 Ka'io Art Silcox 2.00 (0c) 1f 1 (0c) (0c) 0c 0c 0c 7 Someday Richard Rosenthal 1.00 (0c) 1f (0c) (0c) 0c 0c 0c 0c Non Spinnaker B 1 M'Luv Elsie Whitman 37.00 6 (1f) 8 (0c) (1f) 9 7 7 2 Sydney Push Bob Angle 27.00 5 (1f) 5 5 5 7 (4) (4) 3 Gunslinger Joe/Pat Dowling 26.00 (0c) (1f) 6 4 6 (3) 5 5 4 Quixotic Tom/Loretta Beaumont 24.00 4 1f 7 (0c) (0c) 6 6 (0c) 5 Jack Tar Jack McKim 15.00 (0c) 1f (0c) (0c) 0c 8 0c 6 5 Maho's Folly Dennis Darak 15.00 (0c) 1f 4 (0c) (0c) 4 3 3 7 Kallaloo Tim Skud 13.00 (0c) 1f 3 3 4 2 (0c) (0c) 8 Childs Play Jim Perrie 11.00 (0c) (0c) (0c) 0c 0c 10 1f 0c 9 Zia Joe Boyle 10.00 3 (0c) (1) 2 2 1 2 (0c) 10 Seaya Craig Lisk 9.00 2 (1f) 2 1 3 (0c) (0c) 1 11 Cerra Michael Raleith 8.00 (0c) 1f (0c) (0c) 0c 5 0c 2 12 Bobcat Byron Hicks 1.00 (0c) 1f (0c) (0c) 0c 0c 0c 0c 12 Spam Art Silcox 1.00 1f (0c) (0c) (0c) 0c 0c 0c 0c

( ) = Thrown out c = DNC Number of Boats in Series 47 a = average s = DNS % = Percent Penalty f = DNF q = DSQ, OCS, RET, DNE, DGM t = TLE Version 6.47 DNQ = Not Qualified b = BFD Using High Point Series Scoring r = RDG u = UFD Questions? Contact: