And the winners are... Steamy 'Passions' Women's tennis ends season dPntSRnPHr !£5J SWeepS the UndergraduateStu­ dent Body elections as they capure 19 out of 22 UM's home-grown soap opera is in high gear 868 IS UM closes out its regular season this weekend against the University of Florida, Rollins Colleoe News — page 3 Entertainment — page 10 and the United States International University^ ~~- . -, sP<>rt> — page 12 MiTH E URRIOVNE Singing in the rain International conflict hits UM campus By JOAN KITE Hurricane Stall Writer

Libya and Nicaragua. 'What I see is just i

These two hotspots of the world continuation of have created more than turmoil After America's defensive attack terrorist tactics No on Libya and the Sandanistas' country wants a invasion of Honduras, these two countries have created a myriad of full-scale war' opinions. J Major Bruce one"" eVeryone seen-s 'o have Hargrcaxrs One group of unidentified stu­ dents felt strongly enough to paint the words "Libya. Eat s— and full-scale war. does not worry too die" on a huge sheet draping it off much about Libya. the side of a staircase at Mahonev Hall. J "Nicaragua Is most important because It's closer to home, e said. As for funding the ttwillMT Meanwhile, the four Libyan students enrolled at UM remain "In principle. I don't agree with silent unwilling to talk to the press. "..hut I think ifs necessary- ?.„r

"They're only interested in pur­ Major Bruce Hargn .. suing their studies." Laura Mor­ ant professor nt milil.it •. gan director and International said college students shoulel I Student and Scholar advisor, said no concerns about fighting u I hey re very concerned. They're event of a war caught in the middle." between the students and the s-wm&s -m* KF rum l.rmmm. feerv ..,.,,,.., ...... ••"*-- ....'YsiMMft-L. . CiEOKnr At.VARf-S./lturricanr- staff -mm pole,,,., *,„...... «-v.-n,.. -•e .-*.-. of the past week have triggered lie ell I,,, \ •• Three pledges from Delta Sigma Alpha, who would not release their names to maintain sorority thoughts of Ihe possibility of Ilargreaves said in his pernnn.,1 secrecy, sing in the rain as they undergo initiation escalating warfare. Reagan's re­ opinion he doesn't sir Kh , quest for $100 million for contra- a Hitler-like Ihrejt aid was denied by the House. The bill went before the Senate this "What I see is just a CM' week. tion of terrorist tactics." \\*, In between the contra issue, greaves said. "I don't think , Honors convocation recognizes seniors Khadaffy's missiles were an­ see a repeal of warfare in the swered by the United States' quick traditional sense Just a lontinu* retaliation while the Sandanistas tion of terrorism No ie,untr\ invaded Honduras. wants a full scale war." By DEBORAH KIRK She said graduating seniors re­ mental, college, and school Quest for and the Consequences of ceiving awards are carefully cho­ Hunioant .siuf/ writer awards, President Edward T. Finding Unifying Principles in Jeff Girr, 19, a business major, Dr. Jaime Suchlicki. dir. sen by the Honors Department, In recognition of the University Foote was assisted by the respec­ Science." supports U.S. action against Libya InterAmerican Studies, said it and are representative of each of Miami's annual Honors Day tive deans. Also, on behalf of the Honors last week. doesn't seem Libyans will thai Convocation, the Honors Depart­ department at UM. Foote was later assisted by Department, Dr.Turekian gave a lenge the United States But he ment hosted its Academic Awards The Honors Day Convocation Provost William F. Lee for the lecture at the Lowe Art Museum "We hold the cards," Girr said. thinks it's possible Khadaff. will Ceremony for outstanding UM began with The Academic Proces­ Presentation of Honor Society on Wednesday night. "Libya is not a force to worry use terrorism in the Unit.i1 S seniors yesterday sion from the Cox Science Build­ awards. Turekian's lecture about the about, but it must be dealt with." ing to Gusman Concert Hall. The Dr. Karl Turekian, a visiting nature of the earth's surface due to In reference to funding the "It's a mini-graduation," Eileen Girr, who has signed up with procession was led by Grand professor of Geology and Geo­ meteorite impacts was titled "Col­ Campbell, Administrative Assist­ Selective Service and would he Marshall Professor Francis Skinn physics from Yale, gave the con­ lisions, Explosions, and Extinc­ Please turn lo paw >, I IH*i \ ant of the Honors Department said willing to fight in the event of a concerning the awards ceremony. For the Presentation of depart­ vocation address, titled "The tions." COISO Schedule of Events Early registration for fall

Friday American Dav and Arab Night to ease burden for students promotes 11 a.m. Exhibitions and displays on the patio. 4 - II p.m. Arab food, dancing and other entertainment costs. July 7 is the deadline for balance of their tuition jn.i By OLYMPIA ROSS "You're not doing the wh«»l.- Saturday Turkish Night llurriLunt' Slu/f WrileT payments if seats are to be culture 8 a.m. Triathalon on and around campus. reserved in classes for the fall. picture, you're doing |u.t According to Weisburd, the academic portion Weuhurd MMd 7-11 p.m. Turkish Night on the patio. In an attempt to ease the burden $125 deposit is "just to get a Hv participating in the fall Sunday of registration for university stu­ registration in April. student, can dents, the Office of the Registrar commitment out of the students. By DORCAS PEREZ 7 p.m. Indian cultural show on the patio. It's just to tell the University. secure seats in claana ami avotd Hurricane Staff Writer will conduct registration for the larger I rowdv Weisburd said Monday Asian Day fall semester April 8 through April "Hey, I'm coming back,' " he said. However siudent* who regitler 10:30 a.m. Displays of Malaysian, Indonesian, Korean, Indian 11 in the University Center. Students on full scholarships — "Peace by Piece" is the theme of and Chinese culture on the patio. such as athletes and some honor in April without proper planning this year's International Week, a "You're ( may be forcepd to drop or atM «r 11:30 a.m. Peking acrobats on the patio. students| going to get better students — are not required to pay "fun-filled intercultural exchange" the $125 deposit. the'fall. Those student* mu. Tuesday European Day and Greek Night service at a leisurely time," said which opened yesterday and con­ A copy of the trial schedule and wait until the designated tin • tinues until April 4. 10:30 a.m. Hellenic, French. German and British cultural Sidney Weisburd, registrar. drop-add procedures uni displays on the patio. All undergraduate day students a fee assessment document will be Organized by the Council of given to students. completely benefit from 11:30 a.m. American Balalaika company on the patio and a are encouraged by the office to registration International Students and Organi­ German Oompa band in the lower lounge of the University Center. take advantage of the registration The fee document "will have the "We prefer that > zations, the festival includes cul­ 4 - 7 p.m. Greek film in the Flamingo Ballroom. period in April. bottom line as to what you owe," tural displays from 16 organiza­ Weisburd said. register between April i i 7:30 p.m. Greek night on the patio. To prepare, students can pick up Weisburd said "We UI tions. 8:00 p.m. German cultural evening in celebration of Bauhaus in a schedule book for the fall In the fall, students who made tuition deposits must return on 100 percent turnout Student* ih*A "Since it is an international the Kress Room of the Lowe Art Museum. semester and select courses. special payment days to pay the can plan ahead < nje • university, it is important for each Schedule books are now available Wednesday Latin American Day in Memorial. Room 111. of the cultures to present itself to 10:30 a.m. Display of Cuban, Colombian and other Latin the other cultures," Suhaimi Yaa­ American culture on the patio. In addition, students must meet cob, president of COISO and a 11:00 a.m. Latin American art display in the lower lounge of with their academic advisors and UBS elections held Tuesday co-chairman of the event, said. the University Center. complete a trial schedule form. 11:30 a.m. Salsa music on the patio. Then next week, appointment According to Yaacob, "each slips can be picked up at the group is urged to participate fully 7 p.m. Latin American night on the patio. Elections for president, vice president and treasurer of Registration Office. Black Students will be held Tuesday in the International 1 ounge al and put forth its own best effort." Thursday Middle Eastern and African Day and Lebanese Night. Students are expected to regis­ the University Center. There are 20 international stu­ 10:30 a.m. Israeli, African and Lebanese culural display on the ter at the time printed on their Two tickets. Fire and Rebirth, are competing for the position* dent organizations at the Universi­ patio appointment slip. If the appoint­ Troy Bell leads the Fire ticket, with Lerel Krederuk a- ty of Miami, which cover almost 7 p.m. Lebanese Night on the patio. ment conflicts with a class, stu­ every culture in the world. Orga­ dents may register after class or president. Erick Carter is the presidential candidate feir nizations exist for Cuban students, Friday, April 4 Caribbean Day the following day. Registration with Sharon King as the candidate for vice president Lebanese students, Turkish stu­ 10:30 a.m. Jamaican and other Caribbean culture displayed on hours will be from 8:30 a.m. to 4 Thompson is the sole candidate for treasurer. dents, and other nationalities. the patio. p.m. Bell is the current vice president of UBS; Carter is a member of UBS and fraternity Kappa Alpha Psi. 11 a.m. Caribbean artt displayed in the lower lounge of the After registration, students must Yaacob, and Keith Fishe, a All University of Miami students can vote in the electMeU. I* University Center. pay a $125 deposit to the Bursar to member of the COISO cabinet and be held from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. the other co-chairman of Interna­ 11:30 a.m. Reggae music, food and other entertainment on the hold the student's coupons. patio. —LISA GIBUS tional Week, said that it will be The deposit is non-refundable, 8-11 p.m. Reggae band on the patio. held at different locations on and will be applied toward tuition campus, including the University Center building, patio and breeze­ International Week has three vhat the cultures are about. We Miami Hurricane positions available way. main purposes: entertainment, ed­ don't prejudice our opinions by the way the real world is acting The tradition of International ucation and peace. This is the The .

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By SATISH ERALY the average, receive a stipend of letters, hut personal correspon­ "'•'• e, ,,,,,, $5,000 a year dence from the students.'' ! But any measure that cuts "This i.s. after all. their futures " The tuition waiver granted te, assistance to education could only As the situation stands, the 'eaching assistants, graduate as­ IH' counter-productive, Besvinick studeni will be liable for taxes em sistants and to research assistants said. the stipend and the tuition unless may be taxablesince Congress did Many of these students are all three of the following criteria not take action to reinstate the married and presently lead, what are met: exemption as of Jan. I. Besvinick called, a "hand to mouth The taxpayer was ,i degree "e-ding to a memorandum existence." Under these circum­ candidate. from Sidney L. Besvinick. associ- stances, the tax would be a The teaching or research under­ .ite provost and dean for Research devastating hardship, he said. taken by the individual was ,e ind (iranduate Studies, the Payroll Besvinicif has personally in­ Office must, hv law, withhold stated di'gree requirement volved himself in this issue, and The equivalent lervii ea were' taxes from all TAs and RAs on the has written lo several senators, eiollar value of the tuition,unless required of all candidates for lhe urging them to pass the bill degree the student has filed a W-4 form introduced by Sen. Daniel Patrick •fating that he or she is exempt. Moynihan of New York, which The department should then StudenU at private universities would restore the exemption and supplv each TA and RA with a are the hardest hit because of the make il permanent. written statement indicating thai high tuition of graduate school. At He has also distributed memo­ he or she has met all threi 1 M the taxable portion of a randums in the various graduate for eligibility us un exempt em­ student's income is often well over departments asking students and ployee. This could then be at­ S 12.000, according to Besvinick. faculty to do the same. tached to the student's income tax However, graduate students, on "What is needed is not form forms. Residential College dedicated in Tuesday ceremony

By DEBBIE MORGAN The Residential College features wants UM to be, and a unique Hurricane Au elate Newt Editor special programs for its residents, means to get there. double rooms as single rooms, "The Residential College is an ustom Curls Sale "This is not just a celebration of faculty residents and a community integration of living and learning, •i building, it is a celebration of a environment. faculty and students ... and a new institution," said University At the dedication ceremony. catalyst for change," he said. .99 of Miami President Edward T. William Hudnut III. in his third But students are the basis for Koote at a reception before the term as mayor of Indianapolis, the college, according to the dedication of the Residential Col­ Ind., was the keynote speaker. resident coordinator. He spoke about the entrepre­ "The students are what make ZOTOS lege Tuesday night. Custom Cut " C finishinq |->„ neurial spirit and how it applies to the Residential College what it is." *19 The dormitory, which houses the Residential College. said Pat Whitely, also assistant wo,* priced a la carte. Professional Perms 350 students, opened in the fall as "No guts, no glory — no risk, no master of the Residential College 'he second residential college at reward," Hudnut said "The Resi­ The University of Miami Sm^e-i'. hen v I'M. The Honors Residential Col­ dential College is a risk." a I s, i performed at the cermony W ' efoi youi in lege was the first phase eef Dr James I.. Ash. associate I .ii.en Hall's renovation this ' ' tReg. S27.50)Th. residential colleges in the master provost, said that the residential summer will make it the next 1 plan feer the I Iniversity colleges are what the University residential college ' I' 60 MINUTE TUNE YOUR COMPUTERIZED CAR CENTER Additional lime, materials, and services extra. •*VE FEATURE THE INTERROGATES; THE ONLY TAIKING TNGINE COMPUTtR I I WHILE YOU WAIT - ANALYZE* IN THE MARKET I I I South Dade Plaza, 18477 S. Dixie Hwy., 215-9*718 I 15 MINUTE 25% OFF 20% OFF I I ON TUNE-UPS ON AIR CONDITION Kendall Town ,un\ Country Shopping Center, 8*522 Mills Dri\ 1 OIL CHANGE • MO OR s.OOO Mat WARRANT. I I SERVICE 596-9934 MOST CARS MOST CARS s • $1495 -I ( ountr> Club Plaza, 18-172 N.W, 6"*th Avenue, 821-9210 I I 20% OFF 20% OFF I SOUTH MIAMI ON TRANSMISSION ON FRONT BRAKES I I FLUID .HAIR 5831 S.W. 70th ST. FRONT WHEEL 8 I MOST CARS DRIVE ADDITIONAL (NORTH OF METRO RAIL STATION) I I INCLUDES: No appointments, I TEL. 667-8863 • 14 PT PREVENTIVE 25% OFF 20% OFF a MON SAT. (8 A.M.-6 P.M.) MAINTENANCE just waii, in The Family Haircufter$ I ON COMPUTER ON BELTS SERVICE (PARTS 8, LABOR; a S'j.st I I • QUALITY BRAND ANALYSIS NAME PRODUCTS MOST CARS s ll I USED • ATTIRetS (.A'eaejRAeoA ,..Sf S CICCTRK: ., OTHER 1 • Oil FILTER VALVI ADJU4TMFNT8. seeOC. ABAORBfRS I SFKVTCES ROTATeOM. IfltNOR Rf |>AeR. f TC • UP TO 5 OTS OF OIL I bi • LUBRICATION TO OFFER VALID ONLY FOR UNIVERSITY MANUFACTURERS SPECIFICATIONS STUDENTS & FACULTY STAFF MUST a J A NATIONAL FRANCHISE SHOW U.M. I.D. 1 OFFER EXPIRES APRIL 28, 1986 -1 ido**

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March 28. 1986 THE MIAMI HURRICANE ^imC THEATRES MACS BAKERY CENTRE 7 S2» SSI Gramm-Rudman law eem. .m.m U.I. 1 tt TIMES SHOWN FOP TODA Y ONL 1 662-4841 RHM (57ttiAVE.i COLOR PURPLE cuts college aid CARE BEARS II O OOPS MUST BE CRAZY PG f-#K8*,S:-g CROSSROADS R •^mmmicM CoUege Press Service Pell Grant population of 4,312 Rather than replace the $80,000 who will probably lose their in Pell Grant funds it lost last Last week, Guarantees-*) Student SLEEPING BEAUTY Q eligibility," Kansas State aid direc­ week with other money, Dart­ PRETTY IN PINK PG-13 Loans abruptly got more expen­ tor Bob Evans estimated. mouth aid director Robert Jaycox sive for students. Evans calculated his school will wants to get strapped students Also, colleges around the coun­ lose $878,000 in Pell funds this angry enough to protest the cuts rl______l try suddenly found themselves year plus $331,000 in other federal to Washington. PEE WEFSU6UVEITIIE(N) 1241 with millions of dollars less to student aid programs. "It's what I call creative out­ :ERY CENTRE APRIL FOOLS MT(R) 12:00 spend on all kinds of research, Students who are higher than rage," he said. TIE WILL (I) 12:30 WEIRD SCIEME(K) 12:30 library books and even dorm 1201 on a Pell eligibility index will Colleges also lost about $58 25% OFF NWIIFKU(R) 12:15 PRETTY II Pill (P6-13) 12:15 construction. probably lose their grants, Evan million in research grants last The boom that was lowered on figured. week, the National Science Foun­ with student #11) them, as well as all American The index is based on a number dation estimated. students, came from the new of criteria including family in­ "If the United States needs to Gramm-Rudman-Hollings law, come, cost of tuition and other aid. live by its wits, it needs to invest which imposed immediate cut­ Whiting said this figure will in research," complained Jim In­ backs of most federal programs probably change. "We think there fante, dean of the Institute of effective March I. The law, if it will be further adjustments." Technology at the University of survives a U.S. Supreme Court About 550 students at Cal-Sanla Minnesota. decision later this spring, will Cruz may be cut off of aid this His institute just lost about $1 The Airline that became a $1 billion force even bigger cuts in federal year by Gramm-Rudman, said aid million of its $25 million in federal college programs in August. director Kathleen Little. funds. "It's just a drop in the bucket She said the cuts may leave "There is no magic substitute compared to what will come," Santa Cruz some $4.3 million short for losses of federal funds," added company in just five years values lamented Joe Franklin, Purdue's of meeting its students' needs by Minnesota medical school's Asso­ director of government relations. the end of the 1986-87 school year. ciate Dean H.M. Cavert, whose The March cuts amounted to At relatively wealthy Dart­ school may also lose about $1 its people as its greatest resource." "4.3 percent this year," reported mouth, about 60 students may lose million. Pat Smith of the American Council their Pell Grants altogether, while The .medical school is one of the on Education in Washington, D.C. another 60 will suffer cuts of some top 10 recipients of federal aid for Although exact figures are not kind. medical research in the country, available, Bart Whiting, studendis- But at Xavier University, a he noted. tribute in Pell Grant funds. traditionally black college that is The University of Missouri at The Guaranteed Student Loan highly dependent upon Pell Columbia's agricultural research program won't be cut this year, Grants, the cuts would double the program has lost $600,000, esti­ however, thanks to a related law, institution's debts. mated finance officer Kent Shel­ students now have to come up "If the cuts come down the way ton. with an extra $12.50 for a GSL we have been hearing, we could be The cuts, he said, will cripple a loan origination fee. in some very serious trouble," said university effort to control a Also, for those students seeking Calvin Tregre, Xavier's aid direc­ worm infestation that potentially America's most .knowledgeable business people are all talking a GSL after March 1, insurance tor. could wreck the state's entire about People Express Airlines, where everyone shares in the spec­ fees charged will increase from 5 "It's very frustrating being in a soybean industry. to 5.5 percent, said Whiting. helping profession and not being The new cuts threaten about 15 tacular growth, growing personally and professionally. If you are a Students should start feeling the able to help," said Santa Cruz's percent of the University of recent college graduate with solid communication skills and a strong pinch in the next few weeks, aid Little. Washington's library acquisitions directors say, as they begin to "We will try to fill in for those budget, said UW spokeswoman desire to deliver good service to our customers, the opportunities at learn how much aid they can get students who lose their Pells by Nancy Baker. People Express will interest you. Start with a base salary of $9000 a for the school year starting next providing as much as we can ' —Hurricane Editor- fall. from limited institutional aid, she in-chief Lisa Gibbs contributed to year and potential of an additional $6000+ in our incentive pay "We have 636 students out of a added. this article. program, while providing in-flight service to our customers—work­ ing and learning your way towards a possible Customer Service UM libyan students caught in the middle Manager position. PEOPLE EXPRESS RECRUITERS WILL BE ON CAMPUS ON LIBYA/From page I than human. They reacted proper­ Morgan, who is busy with THURSDAY, APRIL 3. 1986. PRESENTATIONS WILL BE HELD IN ly." International Week, said she is South American conlras, he said According to Mavromatidas, optimistic about the conflicts in THE CAREER PLANNING AND PLACEMENT CENTER. ROOM 37R the United States must first define Khadaffy's reaction was a normal Libya and Nicaragua. ON THE HOUR FROM 9:00 A.M.-NOON. its policy objective. reaction of a person losing control "Problems arise from situations "If our policy is to harass the of his government. He said he in our minds." Morgan said. Sandinistas, then we should fund doesn't feel the situation will "Every group is not anxious to go the Contras," Suchlicki said. "If escalate. into war. This is a critical time of the policy is to overthrow the "You have a bad game here in thinking what direction we will Sandinistas, then we should inter­ the United States," he said. "You take. Our foreign policy should vene." tend to exaggerate certain things involve more talks with each Iraklis Mavromatidas, 25, an to write articles." other." architecture major from GreeBce. Concerning the United States' PEOPLExpress Morgan said she feels Interna­ said he supports the United States' reputation among world nations, tional Week ties in with the actions toward Libya. Mavromatidas said. "The United current political and military situ­ An I AIu.il Opporiunux Employer "AU countries share the right to States is known as a country with ation. protect themselves," Mavromati­ a big power, but not big diploma­ The chosen theme' das said. "Their reaction was more cy." Peace by piece. ione IT rrom Mr. insanity: This month we're going berserk!

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Already it is clear that the University population Piece" at the University of Miami is a little ironic kind. , back, I'll make your life miserable" attitude that is divided over the question of military action in — but quite appropriate. Twenty international organizations composed ot disrupts ordinary activities and can prevent Libya and Central America, and students are students from completely different backgrounds organizations from accomplishing their goals. showing more enthusiasm for this international make up the Council of International Student This kind of politics, unfortunately, is present issue than they have on any other this year. Organizations, and while this provides variety it no matter what is happening in the international also leads to problems. arena. Editorial Last year's International Week was marked by To COISO: Remember the purposes of Interna­ It is more important than ever to remember that tional Week: entertainment, education and peace. we are at a university, a marketplace of ideas, dissension between individual organizations. And the Arab students changed the name and goals of Respect those in the organization as you would where the discussion and acceptance of all sides of respect the different countries and their cultures. all issues is essential to our education. International Week brings cultures of all types their organization because politics were interfering into the limelight and can educate all UM students in cultural activities. Make this an event that all University students will learn from and enjoy. At a time when international conflicts bring about the rest of world. This year's International Week is suffering Unfortunately, culture can sometimes be buried Forget the politics, of both kinds, which can thoughts of war and retaliation against others, the only prevent this from happening. theme of this year's International Week, "Peace by by politics — of the international and University Ortega, Idiots' Aiding Contras fool U.S. again undemocratic

By TONY FINS By AHMED SHOREIBAH Hurricane Opinion Editor Special to the Hurricane "Useful idiots." That's what Last Saturday, a group of Lenin called those in the West about 200 demonstrators turned who, though well-intentioned, out to protest the Reagan admin­ Ahmed could be used to the Sovi- istration's policies in Central ets'advantage in advancing their America. The peace activists, Shoreibah aims. who call their group the South Today, the useful idiots, like Florida Peace Coalition, don't the members of the South Flori­ agree much with President da Peace Coalition, defend the Reagan's attempt to shove his Nicaraguan Sandinistas. favorite in the Nicaraguan "free" brand of pseudo-democracy tional law, to say nothing of They had eggs tossed at them presidential elections until the down the throats of the Nicara­ basic norms of civilized behav­ during their rally last Saturday. government cracked down on guan people. ior, for the sake of U.S. foreign But the eggs that smear the the opposition press, the right to policy expediency — taught us political freedom of association, Countering the peace activists faces of the useful idiots now was a mob of angry, hypertes- to be wary of the jaundiced logic were not placed there by the and the freedom of assembly of of these right-wing zealots? Can those opposing Ortega. tosteroned pro-Reagan fanatics, Contras' supporters. No, they mostly Cuban and Nicaraguan you achieve democratic ends by were placed there by the Sandi­ Yet, the biggest misconception exiles. There were more than using blatantly anti-democratic nistas — the same people Peace concerning the Contras is the means? Coalition members say are 2,000 of these counter-demon­ charge that they cannot win. strators, according to police esti­ Admittedly, the Sandinistas peace-loving — when they in­ This claim is raised by those who vaded Honduras. mates. have been less than perfect contrast the "ragged" Contras to rulers of their troubled, embat­ the mighty Sandinista force. Both groups were given per­ For some reason, the useful mits for their respective demon­ tled country. To be sure, they've idiots never learn their lesson. The flaw with this position is strations. Both groups had a had more than their share of A year ago. Congress rejected that guerrilla warfare is, as legal right to be there. Both problems since ousting U.S.- the Contras' plea for $25 million Contra leader Alfonso Callejas groups had very strong views on backed dictator Anastasio Somo­ in humanitarian aid. Three days says, a political war. the central topic of debate — za in 1979, but it must be kept in after the vote, Nicaragua's presi­ He's right. A guerrilla force's whether the United States mind that the tiny nation of dent, Daniel Ortega, left Moscow objective is not to defeat the should continue to provide as­ three million still suffers from with $300 million in military and military force, but to protect sistance to the anti-Sandinista the abuses of the Somoza years economic aid. Insurrections rjy the masses dis- r.'lM-l mnlru who are conduct­ and now finds Itself up against a , • • ,,,.,.. rmH».rBeiM,rt eeeee. „.».- ..»,,...*-.. wleh , v...,..- ,,, leeeeA/e... superpower. pio, congress reversed its aecl- rnis idea was popularized by ing an illegal war against the legitimate regime in Managua. Human-rights abuses have tak­ sion and approved the aid. Che Guevara, the military archi­ en place in the country, as they Now, again feeling embar­ tect of the Cuban revolution. But this is where the similiari- ties end. do (or once did) in most every rassed and stupid. Congress must The insurrection in Nicaragua Latin American nation. But, for reconsider and give the Contras is there, but as Callejas says, "It While one group — the peace activists — knew what democra­ the moment, there is no credible, aid in the wake of the Sandinis­ cannot be protected by an army popularly-supported alternative tas' blunder in Honduras. without guns." cy was all about and potentially risked life and limb to exercise to the Sandinistas. Still, it will be a bittersweet Contra aid foes say the U.S. The bloodthirsty contra hench­ victory for those who, as Con­ should not be involved in over­ their constitutionally-granted gressman Claude Pepper said, freedoms peacefully, the fanatics men are sure to be worse than throwing governments. Did they Nicaragua's present rulers. Al­ oppose communism as the domi­ also oppose U.S. efforts to rid the Junta Leader showed only their contempt for nant system in Latin American Philippines of Ferdinand Marcos? democratic institutions and ide­ though most of the contras countries. Do they also think the United DANIEL ORTEGA SAAVEDRA als. The fanatics showed that fighting today were not directly It will be bittersweet because, States should let Libyan leader they don't have the foggiest idea associated with Somoza's hated even though they will win this Khadafy have his way? of what the cherished concepts National Guard, the top leader­ battle, the majority of the U.S. No one wants to be in this upon which this nation was ship of the rebels remains well- populace refuses to embrace the business, but right now the U.S. founded really mean. penetrated by former guards­ Contras and their cause. has no choice in Nicaragua. Eight Point/Counterpoint During the course of the men. The American public has yet to years of hostility by the Sandi­ protests, the outnumbered peace That we should not give any accept that the Contras deserve nistas created the Contras, not activists had to endure being help at all to the contras, if only support and are the U.S.' only the U.S. pelted by eggs, rocks and sticks because they are not the peace- ace in Central America. The Sandinistas have betrayed — not only to defend the rights loving, democratic freedom Foes of the Contras accuse the goals of the Nicaraguan of Central Americans to be free fighters Reagan makes them out them of being made up of former revolution and, like Somoza, Facts about Ortega, Sandinistas of U.S. gunboat diplomacy, but to be, is clear enough. Nicaraguan dictator Anastasio need to be ousted. to stand up for their own But a deeper question must be Somoza's henchmen. Yet, they That's why the Contras need freedom to express their views, asked: Do we have the right to rarely mention that two of the however controversial, openly and deserve U.S. help. Nicaraguan leader Daniel Ortega (caricatured above) work for the violent overthrow Contra leaders, Alfonso Robelo Unfortunately, the American and without threat of violence. of a country — in this case, one and Arturo Cruz, were not only people and their congressmen, three years ago gained control of the Sandinista movement The actions of the emotional that is internationally recog­ led the fight against Somoza, but having been persuaded by the which overthrew right-wing dictator Anastasio Somoza in fanatics last Saturday should not nized, has full member status at also served in the junta which useful idiots, prefer to "stay out 1978. surprise anyone who has been the United Nations, and with ran post-revolution Nicaragua — of it" hoping the problem will Since then, the small Central American nation of almost following this story closely. Af­ which we have full diplomatic until they resigned after Ortega disappear. three million people has become an armed camp. ter all, hasn't the Reagan admin­ relations — simply because we steered the country on its pres­ But it won't, just as Fidel The Soviet Union and Cuba have given almost $500 istration policy over these past disagree with its perceived polit- ent course to being a Soviet base. million in military and economic aid. few years — of essentially In fact, Cruz was the early Please turn lo page 9/FINS sidelining American and interna- Please turn to page 9/PEACE STAFF Letter to the Editor

The Miami Hurncaoe is published semisweekty during trie regular academic year, and is written and edited by the undergraduate student* of the University ot Miami. This publication does not necessarily represent the vtews and opinions of the University's trustees, faculty or administration. f 1986 by the University of Miami c U.N. Club founder defends stand 1986 by the University of Miami'* undergraduate student body

LISA GIBBS JOHN COPPOLINO To the Editor: tributes immense financial sup­ Club at the University of Miami the model UN program as a Editor in Chief Business Manager port both to Palestinian refugees advocates no other causes than through the UN Relief Works vehicle through which anti-U.S. As founder of the University of those espoused in the United propaganda can be spread. Miami Model United Nations Agency, and directly to the PLO. Nations Charter: to end war and King Hussein of Jordan has News Editor Marilyn Garateix Club and a former debater, I conflict through understanding. Hardly. initially read Wayne Firestone's proclaimed that while he is At the USF conference in At this conference, I discov­ Associate News Editor Debbie Morgan letter with great expectation: displeased with the present lead­ Assistant News Editor Patrick McCreery which the PLO was represented, ered not only information about I've heard much about Mr. ership of the PLO, "no settle­ many other nations' points of other nations, but I saw how the Opinion Editor Tony Fins Firestone, and I greatly respect ment to the conflict can occur Entertainment Editor Juan Carlos Coto view were expressed on a vari­ United States is perceived in the his accomplishments. The more I without the PLO." ety of topics. world. Assistant Entertainment Editor David Andrew Batan read, however, the lower my To the extent that nations of Sports Editor Michelle Kaufman expectations fell. the world, from France to Great The Republic of South Africa, We do not denigrate the Unit­ I do not advocate the Palestin­ Britain to Burkina Faso, all proponents of the unholy prac­ ed States, but we should realize Copy Editors Deborah Frank recognize that the PLO exists, I that many nations do and should Michelle Sarnovsky ian Liberation Organization ei­ tice of apartheid, was there as ther personally, or through my defend not them but the need to one nation that can hardly justify attempt to understand why. That Liaa Silverberg acts. I do however advocate my understand them. is the goal of the UN Club at the Photo Editor George Alvarez many of its acts, just as the PLO representation of the PLO at a Xavier Perez de Cuellar, Secre­ cannot justify such things as the University of Miami. Cartoonists John Alvarez mock UN Conference on several tary General of the United deaths of innocent Israeli ath­ Charles Vignola levels. Nations, has stated that "no By merely addressing these letes for any cause. issues, students do much toward Regardless of the fact that the other international problem has Production Manager Roland S. Medina claimed more of the time and addressing the fears of former Classifieds Manager Maggie Duthely PLO is recognized by the U.S. Why was the Republic of President Eisenhower when he State Department as a terrorist attention of the world organiza­ South Africa at such a confer­ Circulation Manager Kurt Hall tion." Unfortunately, however, said "the UN faces immediately group, many quarters of the ence of high school and college the problem of what to do next. world acknowledge the exis­ Cuellar says "36 years after the students? So that students at­ Senior Advisor Bruce Garrison United Nations first addressed If it does nothing ... then it will Financial Advisor Raymonds Bilger tence of the PLO as a force tending could better understand have admitted failure. That fail­ whose presence and actions in­ this problet*" ... we are no nearer the issues involved, not to be Staff Coordinator Arlene Watts a solution. ure would be a blow to the hopes Typist tmda Zippm fluence the stability of the persuaded of the validity of any which humanity placed in the Middle East. Both the Soviet The nation of "Palestine," as point of view. UN as the means of achieving Post OtfKe Bo. 2*813! Union and People's Republic of was pointed out, no longer peace and justice." University ot Miami China support the PLO militarily exists. The existence of a prob­ The Heritage Foundation, a Coral Gables fL 3312* and economically. lem, however, cannot be denied. conservative think tank, recently 2B*-**0l •Scott Michael Swafford The Arab world annually con­ The Model United Nations published a report condemning *, 1 Sophomore THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday. March 28. 1986 Paga 9 Opinion CUSTOMER INFORMATION FROM GENERAL MOTORS HOW TO AVOID THE DANGERS Sandinistas egg rebels' foes OF COUNTERFEIT AUTO PARTS CONTRAS/From page 8 INFERIOR PARTS COULD THREATEN YOUR SAFETY bad — until he and the Soviets with explosives into U.S. embas­ aimed nuclear missiles at U.S. sies. Castro and the Cuban commu­ cities. And, ironically, the useful nists have not gone away. The And sadly, the U.S. govern­ idiots will persuade the United Today, a counterfeiter Here's how to make So far we've helped U.S. United States preferred that ment, pressured by the useful States to leave the Sandinistas no longer has to print phony sure you receive parts marshals confiscate parts in one-tenth of the Cuban popula­ idiots, will tolerate terrorist alone in the name of peace — at tion relocate on its shores rather camps in Nicaragua where fanat­ all cost. twenty-dollar bills. Selling that are made to work raids on 29 counterfeiting than confront Castro. Even then ics will learn to hijack U.S. imitation automotive replace­ best in your GM car. Your operations. Another eight they thought Castro wasn't so airliners and drive cars filled And the cost will be high. ment parts—packaged to most reliable source is your operations have been un­ resemble products from legit­ GM dealer. He can supply covered and prosecuted in imate manufacturers—is big any part for your GM car or foreign countries. U.S. relives imperialist past business. truck. Buying popular brand GM is also developing For people who buy parts from reputable stores a hologram identification PEACE/From page 8 and use counterfeit auto or garages is another way device, much like those be­ ical orientation? to improve your chances of democracy, why does it seek the we allow ourselves to sink into parts, though, the conse­ coming popular on credit The argument that we are overthrow of only those regimes the gutter with our adversaries? quences can be costly. For getting the right part. But cards, to improve security upholding democratic rights in not content to let U.S. interests wherever you buy, be sus­ Nicaragua is hogwash. If this Do we have to be like them to example, body panels may in our parts distribution. take precedence over their own? resist them? If so, they may well picious of discounts that administration is so intent on Containing the spread of com­ have succeeded in jeopardizing require expensive labor to After all. General making Central America, and the munism and of sinister forms of seem too good to be true. Motors has a tremendous rest of the world, safe for our way of life far more than we bring their finish quality up government is one thing. But can suspect. to the rest of the car. Bogus Some tip-offs that a investment in GM parts that oil filters have failed after part might be counterfeit: work together to give our 200 miles, causing unpro­ Flimsy packaging. customers safe, reliable cars tected engines to seize up. Lack of name-brand and trucks. We want our cus­ Letter to the Editor requiring their complete identification such as tomers to be confident they replacement. AC-Delco. can maintain their GM vehi­ Inferior transmission "Look-alike" graphics or cles at the same level of fluid has solidified at 0° a change in the spelling of a high quality we build them. Black Greeks step on toes Fahrenheit, ruining trans­ recognized trade name. In To the Editor ments made in jest. missions. And counterfeit this way counterfeiters can This advertisement is part of or frills. our continuing effort to give For too long this has been Some may argue this may antifreeze has eaten right avoid prosecution under the "Why can't we perform with­ happening. customers useful information out stepping on peoples' feelings make step shows uninteresting, through aluminum parts. 1984 Trademark Counter­ I suggest that we, as Greeks, but I strongly suggest those who about their ears and trucks and portray the higher principles make an honest effort to curtail The failure can be feiting Law. So examine the we hold so dear?" say this check their pledge and the company that builds strife and encourage "Greek- manuals and constitutions and package carefully. This question flipped over and dom." safety-related. A fatal 1985 them. over in my mind when black see if such behavior is asked for. bus accident in Britain was If a replacement part This can be done by projecting Take a stand. Don't let the doesn't fit easily, you should Greeks "stepped" at the annual only constructive images, shar­ traditions of yesteryear become attributed to the installation "Greek Extravaganza" — better ing the responsibility to uphold the salt in the wound today. of counterfeit brake parts. Ill- probably return it. A repu labeled the "Greek Spectacle." the Greek system on all levels, table distributor will almost I speak as a fellow Greek who and, above all, letting all compet­ fitting counterfeit gas caps is appalled by the rapacious and itive activities be an arena for James Saunders can fall off, increasing the certainly give you a refund ravenous attitude taken by other quality and skill — not for quip Sophomore risk of a fire in a roll-over or credit. Greeks acting in the name of "fun." accident. General Motors is tak­ Chevrolet • Pontiac The original purpose of black Faulkners, Hemingways can apply here ing strong measures in the Oldsmobile • Buick fraternities and sororities — a U.S. and overseas to put a Cadillac • GMC Truck purpose implicitly stated in their stop to parts counter­ constitutions — is to aid humani­ ty in whatever capacity possible. Tired of just reading about what is happening? Feel you can feiting. GM is trying to stop This is supposed to be done also do a good job of informing the University of Miami the problem at its source. through sisterhood, brotherhood, community on what is really happening on campus? scholarship, service, etc. Well, The Miami Hurncane is always in the market for more good writers, cartoonists and photographers who can help But, apparently, we have us do a more thorough job of covering news at this University. drifted far from the mark. After each step performance at If you think you have the know-how and sources to put the Greek Extravaganza, there together some newsworthy articles for publication in the was heightened animosity be­ Hurricane, just drop by our office in University Center Room tween performers over state 221. THE STUDENT ENTERTAINMENT COMMITTEE PROUDLY PRESENTS THE LAKESIDE DESSERT CAFE FEATURING BARBARA BAILEY HUTCHISON "SINGER/MUSICIAN/PERFORMER" I

SUNDAY, MARCH 30, 1986 • 8:00 P.M. UNIVERSITY CTR. BOAT DOCK DESSERT SERVED AT INTERMISSION f n r, n , X MMt.MMMI)-m,J,ioiHiooiitioc>onn»euu^^ 11 r * "" *^ ***** ~^r^rn.*'r '"~~'^ f ENTERTAINMENT Friday, March 28, 1986 Page 10 The Miami Hurricane Dessert Cafe UM's cable 'Passions' features true Drama in our own backyard By LISA GIBBS Hurricane Editor in Chief 'It's a caricature of entertainer Bridget Franklin wants college life' good-looking football player Bart Weston for her own and 'Passions' Director, "It's a great life." she said. "I doesn't mind sleeping with him By JUAN CARLOS COTO to get him. Sex to Bridget is as Shannon High Hurricane Entertainment Editor love It." Hutchison will be checking into meaningless as "taking out the garbage," but If she doesn't "I'm only as good as the people the year's second Lakeside Dessert Cafe this Sunday at 8 p.m. for an stop fooling around with Bart, Former Miami Dolphin quar­ that are out there," said entertain­ her "friend" Merc is going to terback Bob Griese also has er Barbara Bailey Hutchison of her evening of contemporary and pop­ ular music — not folk music. reveal her deep, dark secrets to made a cameo appearance as a audience. To her, people not only all of Weston University. football coach. Eventually Wal­ serve as inspiration for her song­ Despite the fact that she is a solo act — only a guitar and piano keep Dean Erland Scutter wants lace hopes to bring UM Presi­ writing, but they are the fuel of dent Edward T. Foote on the her live performances. her company on stage — Hutchi­ the drug problem at WU erased no matter what it takes, includ­ set for an appearance. Voted by colleges nationwide as son does not consider herself a folk singer. ing spying on members of Film students are rewriting the Coffeehouse Entertainer of the scripts and graduate students Year In both 1985 and 1986. "I'd like to think that I'm an Static Cling, WU's up-and- entertainer and that comes first coming campus band. from the School of Music will Hutchison and her show have been score the finished episodes. described as "energetic." with me," she said. These are two of the many She performs for the audience "A lot of people think that a folk storylines in Passions, the Uni­ singer is anybody that stands versity of Miami School of All of the filming will be on but also likes to get them involved location, said Wallace. The with "fun" songs and sing-alongs alone on the stage with a guitar. I Communication's latest project don't sing traditional folk songs ... — a student-acted, student-di­ crew has already filmed In that break up her roster of dorm rooms, at the University contemporary covers and original I don't sing about trains or dogs or rected soap opera. birds or anything like that." Rathskeller, and at local hotels compositions. The half-hour pilot for the and restaurants. "They [the audience] have their According to the Detroit-born new soap will most likely be part, too, Hutchison added. performer, "Folk singer," and shown on UM's Channel 51 Kaplan believes the populari­ Her dedication to an audience is "Coffeehouse" are terms that are some time In April, said Associ­ ty of soap operas among col­ also evident In the fact that she seen by audiences as low-key, ate Professor of Telecommuni­ lege students will bring success has been on the road constantly something her show Is not. cation Judy Wallace, originator to Passions. "Soaps are so big for the past six and a half years. In fact, Hutchison added. "Cof- of the show. now," she said. "If you go into the dorms at 3 o'clock, every­ She lives in a motor home along Progress has been slow due with her husband, Chris. Please see page 11 /CAFE one's watching General Hospi­ to lack of funds. Passions has tal." no budget and since the crew is borrowing equipment from Are the situations and char­ UM's cable station, shooting acters in Passions based on real Speak your 'voice' time Is limited. life situations and college stu­ "We haven't got a cent," said dents? "Absolutely," said Ka­ By RICK MUNARRIZ Wallace. "What we're doing is plan, a graduate student. "All purely extracurricular." WVUM Top 10 LPs Hurricane Assistant Entertainment Editor of the subject matter will Wallace hopes that the pilot definitely attract students be­ How would you like to be "the will bring in funding for future cause it's what they're really For the week ending Mar. Voice" for a day? 15-minute weekly episodes. like." 28 Today at 4 p.m.. WVUM. the Over 90 students auditioned Director Shannon High ad­ University of Miami radio station, in February for 24 established mits, though, that characters 1. This is Big Audio Dyna­ will be announcing the rules, parts and Wallace said that are stereotyped In a "playoff regulations and entry require­ more parts will be written in on reality. mite — Big Audio Dyna­ ments for a contest giving the as the show progresses. The mite (Columbia) winner the chance to co-host a cast Is decided now and fea­ "It's a caricature of college 2 Album — Public Image show with two other WVUM tures a mix of students from all life _ What people think Ltd.. (Elektra) regulars. backgrounds and majors. college is about," said the 3. Different Light — The "We wanted the opportunity to "It's really a learning experi­ sophomore, who is also opera­ get some direct feedback from our ence for everybody," Wallace tions manager for the UM cable Bangles (Col.) audience," said WVUM Program said. "If they don't know how station. "You need stereotypeed 4. Pretty tn Pink Sound- Director Wilt Sekotl. "It's gonna to act, they're going to learn characters since the actora are %*«MeeW NiesrVo.ie* artVeeAS 11\ v... wn.kv eere

By MARINA F. ROGERS come with potato chips or french But JJ.'s piece de resistance are Hurricane Staff Wnter fries. it's cakes, the only sweets not Salads are not to be taken as made on the premises. They are Eating at J.J.'s American Diner light fare; they are literally huge traditional fare served untradition- is like going back in time; the and the price reflects that. Prices ally. The banana chocolate mousse Beatles play over the speakers and range from the $2.25 large garden cake, for example, captures the the cook stands behind a grill, not salad to the $6.95 J.J.'s Combo. best of a mousse and a confection, a microwave. Waffles, omelettes, and soups creating a unique combination of Everything about the place has a are also served. flavors. The banana split cake, comfortable, friendly feeling. It's a marbled cheesecake, and an in­ great place for lunch. The atmo­ credible black forest cake also sphere is fast-paced enough to share the tempting roster of create an energetic ambiance, but delights. not an annoying one. This is an J.J.'s ice cream bar features excellent place to take a break Eats about eight flavors of Dolly Madi­ from campus and have lunch with son ice cream, including the friends. traditional chocolate, strawberry, The restaurant is reminiscent of J.J.'s is not only a restaurant, and vanilla. The ice cream is good, a 1950's malt shop. Service Is but it's also a bakery and ice but not good enough to merit the quick and friendly, but slows cream shop. The bakery is a $1.10 per scoop price. The most down at lunchtime on the week­ wonderful place, boasting an inspired flavor is coffee. It has a days. Yet, the wait is usually short abundance of cookies, muffins, uniquely delicate flavor with just a — and worth it. cakes and an assortment of bread. touch of mocha. The menu features everything The selection is not unusual for Two people can easily have from salads and burgers to sand­ a bakery, but the size of J.J.'s lunch at J.J.'s for about $15. Bring wiches and steaks. There's nothing baked goods are. The muffins (95 your University of Miami ID and outstanding about the food, but it's cents) are baseball size and stud­ you'll get a 10% discount. J.J.'s GEORGE ALVAREZAiurricane Stall still above par and there's plenty ded with raisins, blueberries or likes to do things big. and that of it. J.J.'s Is an eatery like any chocolate chips. means everything from the cook­ other, yet its atmosphere and The cookies are quite large and ies to the burgers. You definitely sheer quality place it above most. sell for $5.95 a pound. Individual won't leave there hungry. Burgers and sandwhiches range ones are weighed to determine J.J's is located at 5850 Sunset J.J.'s American Diner, located at 5850 Sunset Drive, provides good meals in a in price from $3.95 to $5.95. and their price. Drive. friendly, 1950s-style atmosphere Moore is not enough for 'Just Between Friends'

By ARTHUR COPELAND take a nothing (and I meat and co-creator of her show) Lahti adds a little of her own makes Sam so vivid and interest­ ing, but that asinine attitude Hurricane Stall Wriler nothing) script and make it some drowns Moore in nothing but sharpness trying to compensate ing has vanished. accidentally comes through the thinng worthwhile. shallow sweetness and melodra­ for the stale screenplay. In an overt and annoyingly script. How any of this pseudo- Who can turn the world on with matic muddle. Each overdrawn It turns out that Sandy's lover is handy plot twist. Sam, excuse me, feminism fits with the long, bor­ her smile? glance and every badly written Chip Davis (Ted Danson), Holly's I mean Chip dies. Moore's shy derline sexist aerobics shots is a Who can take a nothing day and little movement should have philandering husband. Small housewife, with her friend mystery. suddenly make it all seem worth­ shown Moore to turn her old world isn't it? A little too small. Sandy's help, slowly becomes an while? friend down. There is no intelli­ Eventually, Holly discovers the Review Sadly, Chip sneaks around con­ independent woman entrepre­ affair and fights with Sandy, who Like the friendly old theme song gent edge, just dull rehash of old temptibly, all the time complain­ neur.buying the aerobics club. television movies. meanwhile is carrying the dead says, It'a Mary Tyler Moore who ing to best friend Harry (a This plotline, aside from being a Chip's child. I guess the amnesia, holds this unique sparkle. Indeed, In this "script," Moore plays forgetable Sam Waterston) how trifle tardy culture-wise, is incred­ murder trial, plague, and hurri­ she is very special and likeable Unfortunately, in Jusf Between Holly Davis, a conservative and he isn't the cheating type. ibly insulting in another way. The cane were cut in editing Of whether she is Mary Richards or Friends the writing leaves Moore shy career housewife. In one of Danson apparently doesn't have immediate suggestion is that Holly course, everything is fine in the even Laura Petrie. She also proved without thr sweet and gently two disturbingly long aerobics the instinct to escape the typecast was dumb in the first place for end; happy and sweet and sweet herself above the short waves of sarcastic humor of-her past televi­ scenes, she meets Sandy Dunlap of his womanizing Sam Malone being a housewife and that Sandy and sweet Mary Tyler Moore la television In her unsweetened role sion shows. (Christine lahti), a brash and from Chren,. But, in Just Between had to straighten her out left like a Cheshire cat, nothing inordinary People. Instead, writer/director Allan bright career-minded television re­ Friends, the little-boy lost in a Certainly, neither Burns nor but a blind smile surrounded by However, even Moore rannot Hums (an old friend of "Moore's porter turkilv .ind adiWrahlv. changing sexual culture tffat Moore meant to be so e-nnrlrse Nirl emptiness » Concerts spice up area THE MIAMI HURRICANE Fndfy March 28, 1986 Pa.-je 11

By GEORGE ALVAREZ and Wishing Chair LPs. epic "The Walls Came Down." Hurricane Stall Writer Merchant's voice is one of the Maybe bass player Michael Been most distinctive in music today, as should've joined and A recent slew of concerts almost she proved on the group's rendi­ saved South Florida from Spring taught them a thing or two about Break doldrums. tion of their single "Can't Ignore musical integrity. Jim Kerr and the Train." The atmospheric gui­ the Minds mesmerized the full The groups on stage ranged tars on songs like "Just as the Tide house with an hour and a half of from the Tex-Mex sounds of Los was a Flowing" and "My Mother the most insipid material I've had Lobos and the accessible rhythms the War" were nothing short of the displeasure to witness at a of Modern English, to the textural spectacular. concert. folkiness of 10,000 Maniacs and the crass, contrived commercial­ A chorus of "la,la,la,la's" may ism of "new" Simple Minds. appease the average concertgoer, Los Lobos played Friday and but if you were listening for their Saturday night in Ft. Lauderdale. older material with substance, Monday night, Modern English after the opening number ("Wa­ and local band Slyder were in Review terfront") nothing else captured With the American Express* Card concert at the Button South. the group's old intensity. Slyder played a raucous set of you can buy everything from new original music including show- spectacles tn some pretty speclac stoppers like "Chelsea Kid" and "Ghostdancing" was the only ular clothing The latest in audio Simple Minds and The Call new song with any backbone, but equipment and the latest albums "Bring on the Night." The show played the James L. Knight Center was tight and powerful and a unfortunately it came early in the The Card is the perfect wav lo pav Tuesday night. The Call did a show. natural lead into a surprisingly 35-minute set that included mate­ for iust about anything you II want good set by Modern English. rial from their new release. Recon­ Maybe if the band worried more during college Modern English is currently ciled. about its music than itslight show How to get the Card touring in support of its new LP, or staging, it would get more before you graduate Stop/Start. The material on the "Everywhere I Go" and "I Still respect and Jim Kerr wouldn't feel new release is Modern English's Believe" were done with singular the need to justify his abominable Because we believe that college is the first worse to date, sporting a terribly intensity, setting the stage for the new songwriting. sign of sun ess neve made' il easier l.n veeu overproduced and polished guitar to git the Amine an Ixpre.ss Card Graduating oriented sound. New proucer Ste­ students can get the (ard as Meon is thev phen Stewart-Short is responsible accept a IHI.IHKI career oriented |ob If you'it for the Survivor-like sound. nol graduating this Kmetter vou can applv Pleasantly enough, the new for a special sponsored Card Look for material sounded fine live. The student applications on campus Or call rawness of the live performance I-800THE- CARD, and tell them vou want on songs like "The Border" and "Breaking Away" made a decent a student application case for the band. The American Express Card Older tunes like "Life in the Don t leave school without it!"" Gladhouse," "Gathering Dust" and "Ricochet Days" sounded strong. The obligatory version of "Melt with You" was done to a pathetic bunch of slam dancing spring- breakers who thought Modern English was a neo-hardcore band. 10,000 Maniacs performed later that night at the Treehouse Lounge in Hallandale. The cozy feel of the club, the alluring voice of Natalie Merchant and the accomplished guitar playing of Robert Buck made this the best performance of the past week's lot. The group performed material Modern English's new material is weak, but its live from their Secrets of the I Ching show holds up She's not a folk singer CAFE/From page 10 freedom. She can change a song (performing)," Hutchison said, "I here and there but with a band, a guess I couldn't just give it up." playlist has to be followed. When asked what keeps her feehouse" is only a term used to "I rely on my music," she said. going, she found it hard to answer. describe an acoustic mini-concert "My number one instrument is my "I don't know," she said. and has nothing to do with dim voice." Hutchison has no special "There's something that clicks lights and soft songs about trains. effects or solos by other perform­ when I'm on stage." She recently completed her ers to bail her out or give her a s fourth album for Dakota Records break. The show's all her. The Lakeside Dessert Cafe will and is planning to add a back-up An experience she remembers as serve coffee, tea and three desserts band to her show in the near I a spark to her seemingly endless — chocolate mousse, Napoleons I future. on-the-road career is when a and cheescafee — during intermis­ mvuvn i Hutchison agreed that a band WlAtlU friend practically forced her to sion. Seating is limited and tickets •JKWIS behind her would take away enter a talent show being held in will be passed out for the free I liberties she has as a solo act. On her dorm, back when she attended desserts. In the event of rain, the stage alone, there's more pressure Michigan State. cafe will move into the Ibis on her, but she also has more "Once I got a taste of it Cafeteria.

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______SPORTS Page 12 The Miami Hurricane Friday, March 28, 1986 Two linemen fight for spot By MICHELLE KAUFMAN Sophomore Bill Hawkins and the entire defensive scheme," "The two of them did an Hurricane Sports Editor redshirt freshman Jimmie Jones Wannstedt said, "but Jones' natu­ excellent job in the weightroom are battling for the space left open ral talent gives him the ability to and conditioning during the off­ When Miami defensive coordi­ by the graduation of John make the big play." season," Wannstedt said. "They nator Dave Wannstedt looks for a McVeigh, and after five days of both have great athletic talent and defensive lineman, he looks for spring practice Wannstedt said Hawkins, a South Broward a lot of potential." someone fast, physical and intelli­ both are very close. graduate, is better against the run Jones hasn't played football gent on the field. This spring he and Okeechobee's Jones is a pass since his junior year in high has two players who fit that bill, "Hawkins has a slight edge rush specialist, Wannstedt said. school. He was forced to quit the and both want the same defensive because he's been around longer Both have one thing in common — team because he spent time work­ end spot. and has a better understanding of the desire to start next fall. ing to help his family. Miami found out about his untested talent and offered him a scholarship. "Jimmie has so much talent for someone who has only really played the sport two or three years total," Wannstedt said. "He needs a little work learning the stunts and schemes, but once he does he'll be an excellent player." Hawkins, an intelligent player on and off the field, has watched the game from the sidelines for two years and has learned the ins and outs of Hurricane football. "Bill is a very smart, versatile player and he knows exactly what we're looking for," Wannstedt said. "But if we were to play tonight, both would get a chance to play." Defensive end is the only posi­ tion that is really being contested on a team that returns 18 of 22 starters, but Wannstedt said peo­ ple tend to forget that the Hurri­ canes are still a young squad. "People say we have everyone returning on defense, but only and Winston Moss will be seniors," he said. "Most of our players are freshmen and sophomores now, so they still have things to learn." The new "wrinkles" in the 1986 defensive scheme keep the starters from getting complacent, Wan­ nstedt said, and the Sugar Bowl loss still lingers in their minds. "We have no problem keeping the guys motivated because they're always learning," he said. A few of the new defensive players that have caught the coaches' eyes this spring are Maryland transfer Dan Sileo and GEORGE /*.LVARE<*/Hurncano Staff redshirt freshman Bernard Clark. Sileo. a 275-pound sophomore Ronnie Reis leads Miami against Florida today lineman, is one of the strongest players on the team with a 500-plus bench press. Redshirt freshman Clark is earning his way Women's tennis to a backup role at linebacker. "There really haven't been any major surprises after five days," Wannstedt said, "but we've been hosts UF today real pleased with the attitude and GEORS.t ALVAREZ/Hurricane Stat} talent so far." By JEFF TROMBERG 15-3 In matches Ihis yea-Vhad The Hurricanes will practice at liurrieunr Stall Writer another great season," said 3 p.m. today and scrimmage at 10 Duvenhage. "She's one of those Bill Hawkins (54) is in a tight battle with Jimmie Jones for the starting While most college sports people that you can count on a.m. tomorrow. The public is fans are thinking about the defensive end position invited to attend. coming through." Final Four basketball tourna­ Fifth-ranked junior Lise ment this weekend, the Univer­ Gregory "also really comes sity of Miami women's tennis through when the chips are team will be preparing for its down." Senior Ros Riach 'Vespe the Versatile' bats for now own NCAA tournament com­ "started the season off very ing up in May. shaky and went through a By CLINT LOSEGO How's that for youthful enthusi­ year to .be the MVP of the College The Hurricanes close out slump, but she really has Hurricane Staff Writer asm? World Series, and Greg is one of their regular season this week­ gotten it together," Duvenhage But in the same breath, Vespe's them." A fairly safe statement, but end with home matches against said. If you look out past Greg maturity seeps through. "This then he adds, "and I hope to be one the University of Florida, Rol­ In doubles, the University of Vaughn in right field at one of the year it'll be hard to pitch because of them one day, too.' lins College and the United Miami boasts the top two Hurricanes' home baseball games, of all the experienced pitchers we Vespe's most striking qualities States International University. double teams in the country. you might see the words "Vespe have," he said. "If I were a junior on the field also extends to his Miami (14-3) is now in the The top-ranked team of Grego­ the Versatile" on a sign advertis­ or senior, I wouldn't expect a work in the classroom. He plans to home stretch on the way to the ry and Reis are undefeated at ing a concrete company in New freshman just coming in to start in major in business finance and NCAA tournament for the 16-0. Riach and Cathy Rich- Jersey. front of me unless he was just marketing. After his first semes­ third consecutive year. Last man, the second-ranked team, The owner of Vespe Concrete outright better." ter, he has a 3.2 average. year they finished second after have a 13-1 record. can do anything from putting He realizes his pitching is good That's not bad for a student who a 6-3 loss to Southern Califor­ nia in the championship match. The Hurricanes host No. 15 down a building foundation to but must improve. "1 have to spends much of his time on the Florida today, a team they shut constucting a bridge. develop a few pitches. I have a baseball field practicing. Coach Ian Duvenhage is hap­ py with how the team has out 6-0 earlier this year in His son, University of Miami good fastball, but I learned real The freshman's success in school Gainesville. freshman Will Vespe, is just as quick that you need more than a is yet another tribute to his progressed through this season. "We had a rough start, but in Rollins visits Miami Satur­ versatile, but his talents are on the fastball in college," he said. maturity. "At first I was having a day for a rematch of the 9-0 baseball field. Will Vespe Vespe hopes to work on his little trouble organizing my time. I the last four or five weeks the team has really started playing Hurricane win earlier in the So far this season, Vespe has pitching this summer when he went to Coach (Brad) Kelly and he season. "They haven't been as played left field, right field, first coaches were honest with me. As plays in the prestigious Cape Cod helped me." the way I felt all along they're capable of playing," he said. strong as they were, but we base and pitcher. He is currently a freshman, they told me I baseball league. He said the Cape On the field, Vespe is somewhat still have to play hard," Duven­ Miami's designated hitter with a wouldn't get to pitch very much, Cod coaches have promised him a of a phenomenon. He's a right- "At this stage we're right on team-leading .390 average. target. They're playing well." hage said. but I would be able to hit and play role as a starting pitcher. "If I can handed pitcher who swings a The season ends Sunday with "My father has done that |put the field." develop a change-up and a curve- heavy bat from the left-hander's Duvenhage says if his ninth- a match against visiting nth- up a sign] a couple of times," Once you get past his coach-in­ ball and get some experience on side of the plate. He realizes he'll ranked Hurricanes play well ranked United States Interna­ Vespe said. "It's an ad for his spired rhetoric, the "all one team" the mound, I can help this team one day have to make a choice this weekend, they should tional University. company, but he also does it to get and "first-class organization" phi­ next year," he said. between hitting and pitching. move somewhere in the top me some national exposure." The Hurricanes will then go losophy most athletes seem driven For this season, though, Vespe is "As far as my college career, I four. more than a month without a Exposure is something Vespe to expound, Vespe's true enthusi­ happy to help the team by can do both," he said. "If I move In the last two weeks, Miami match and will await the has always had. In a New Jersey asm and maturity shine through. supplying some much needed con­ up to the minor or major leagues, defeated the nation's No. 1 NCAA Tournament at the Uni­ high school, he led his team to "I'd do anything to be associated sistency at the DH spot where he they're not going to let me do Trinity and fourth-ranked versity of Texas in Austin. The three state titles. He was 11-2 as a with Coach Fraser. If I had to recently replaced last year's Col­ both. I'll have to concentrate and Clemson. Tuesday the Hurri­ single-elimination tournament senior pitcher and hit .590 as a coach with him because I couldn't lege World Series Most Valuable do one thing the best." canes shut out Bowling Green will include the nation's top 16 senior. Coming out of high school, play anymore, I would." That's a Player Greg Ellena. He said he prefers to do both in 8-0 before heavy rain halted teams. he was rated one of the top 30 statement any college freshman But Vespe refuses to toot his college because it keeps his op­ the match. college prospects. might make, but the twinkle in own horn. "Greg proved himself tions open. "If I throw my arm Although every player and "This is a team that can Vespe was recruited by more Vespe's eye and the quiver In his last year. This year when he gets out, at least I can hit and play the voice leave no question about his to the plate, pitchers don't give match has been important. really play big matches and get than 150 major colleges, but the field," he said. Duvenhage said he is especially really motivated," he said. Miami coaches impressed him the honesty. him anything to hit, but he'll be And, as long as he keeps doing there in the end." pleased with a few of the "And, when they're motivated, most. "I expect to pitch the 1,000th both, his father can keep the sign players' performances. they're a very hard team to "In college, it's not so much win of Coach Fraser's career next Even in sidestepping praise, in right field advertising a con­ In singles, Ronni Reis, beat. We're going to be in good what you get, it's the honesty that year, and play for him in the 1988 Vespe lets his enthusiasm show. crete company in New Jersey and ranked third in the nation and shape." counts," he said. "The Miami Olympics. 'There's just one kid picked every a baseball player in Miami.

Senior to race car at Daytona Spring Break Scoreboard Spring BASEBALL Softball By DAVID ANDREW BATAN Hurricane Assistant Entertainment Editor UM 5 Southern Illinois 2 'I really want to win for the school.' UM 2 Creighton 1 deadline Just when Spring Break memories begin to fade Senior Michael Rossi UM 3 Maine 1 from most students' minds and Daytona Beach UM 7 Rutgers 6 today returns to post-Spring Break normalcy, Daytona racing shifts into gear — with the University of UM 9 Maine 3 Miami being represented by senior Michael Rossi. Rossi sees the competition as formidable. Some of UM 6 Maine 2 Campus Sports and Recreation Rossi, a 22-year-old Business Management major, the students come from families with backgrounds in Maine 8 UM 6 will be hosting its annual Spring began his trip to the National Collegiate Driving car racing. MEN'S TENNIS Softball tournament tomorrow at Championship Grand Finals by first winning top Rossi's own background, he believes, gave him the the Intramural Field. As of Thurs­ honors at a preliminary race held at UM earlier this edge over local competition, however. UM 5 Cal-Irvine 4 day 10 teams had signed up, and year. In the past, he was a valet both in New York and UM 4 Ohio State 0 (rained out) over 20 are expected for the The obstacle course, which was laid out in the Florida. In Miami, he worked at Brickell Bay Club, WOMEN'S TENNIS single-elimination contest. Allen Hall Commuter Lot behind the Learning Center, Mayfair and Grand Bay Hotel. UM 8 Princeton 1 tested the driving skills of UM students with either a He said that as a valet he learned how to drive UM 8 South Alabama 1 Entry deadline is today at 4 p.m. valid school ID or a driver's license. both fast and carefully, something that will come in at the Lane Recreation Center. At Last year, Rossi came in third. This year he won handy when he takes on the challenge of the obstacle UM 6 Oklahoma State 3 that time, the managers will be with a final time of 16:76 seconds. The only other course in Daytona. UM 5 Clemson 4 present for the tournament draw. racer who broke 17 seconds was last year's winner, Billed as "the opportunity to measure your driving UM 8 Bowling Green 0 Play begins at 9 a.m. tomorrow Anthony Awon, with a final time of 16:99. skills in the car that's really built best for the test," MEN'S GOLF and is scheduled finish by 4 p.m. It was that race that gave Rossi the opportunity to the race is being sponsored by Dodge. The represent Miami in Daytona April 6. corporation is also paying the way to Daytona for the Hurricanes finished sixth at the South Florida Invitational in "We want to get the games over "At first, I just thought about winning |for me|, students. Tampa with a three-day total ol 924. Senior Woody Austin tied before the NCAA basketball but now I really want to win for the school," he said. First prize is a $5,000 scholarship and the use of a for fourth with 225. game," CSR's Rich O'Brien said "It's my last year and I want to really do something Dodge Daytona Turbo Z, the same car that all the WOMEN'S SWIMMING "We're looking forward to a great positive for the school." races were performed in. tournament like we've had in the Hurricanes finished eighth at the NCAA Finals. Diver Wendy past." Representatives from 80 other schools will be The second place winner will receive a 13,000 competing agaiu&i nuteoi at ine Daytona race. Among scholarship and the use of the Turbo Z for a year. Williams took second and Daphne Jongejans third in the the competition will be the University of Florida. Third prize is $2,000, and a year with the car. 3-meter competition. Freshman Julie Gorman placed third in Certificates and prizes will be Florida State University, University of Central The event is free and will be held at the Daytona the 200-meter butterfly. given to the top three teams. For Florida and the University of Southern Florida. International Speedway April 5-7. details contact CSR at 284-3253. THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday, March 28. 1986 Page 13 Bowling Green Pitching Statistics looks for first L S ERA Pilchttr IP H BB SO W 0 000 Howard 12 O I O O o 1 13 win over UM 80 5 1 6 1 0 1 Stoary 1 50 120 5 6 5 1 1 Miami hosts Bowling Green Sarmiento o 1.93 4 2 3 7 5 0 0 0 tonight and tomorrow night be­ Pacheco 265 340 29 12 53 4 0 10 fore heading to Minneapolis, Minn, Raellw 2.98 48 I 17 30 5 0 o Davetis 47 306 for the start of an 11-day road 17 2 1b 2 1 o Mee/oso 13 12 3 16 trip. The Falcons are looking for 252 15 19 4 o Ma(e, 25 o 4.19 their first win over Miami in 10 38 2 34 3 o O'Breen 38 10 1 438 12 1 0 1 meetings. Lee 14 7 9 o 496 16 1 o Bowling Green is led by second Ryan 20 16 1 1 0 0 140 o 5 79 baseman Jamie Reiser, first base­ Gebbons 12 7 9 2 1 1 2 o 2700 Vespe 6 2 0 1 man Ken Ospelt and centerfielder 13 3 62 Miami 235 0 217 113 197 22 4 Dave O'Kresik. They will face 1 6 00 Miami's Bob O'Brien (3-1, 4.19 Opponent* 219.0 220 157 156 4 22 ERA) tonight and Gus Meizoso (2-1, 3.06 ERA) tomorrow night. Tomorrow's game is sponsored by Oakland Toyota, and the first 2,000 fans to enter the gate will Batting Statistics receive a free replica of the RBI BA National Championship ring. Baiter AB R 2B 3B HR 1 500 Second-ranked Miami will count Heeser 2 0 O 0' O 4 390 on the offensive skills of Will Vesepe 41 11 16 3 0 I 4 22 389 Howard 72 18 28 5 2 Vespe, Chris Howard, Rick Ri­ 342 DeBold 38 8 13 2 0 0 6 chardi and Greg Vaughn. 338 Nelson 80 16 27 5 2 0 10 311 Vaughn 28 4 0 10 27 90 26 292 — MICHELLE KAUFMAN Magno 21 4 2 21 72 16 .262 Truiello 16 16 3 2 9 61 261 Rechard, 18 2 0 0 9 69 15 .227 20 4 0 1 14 Feore 88 16 203 Domine^uei" 59 12 2 0 0 3 ROBERT DVYOS/Hurricane Stuff ESPN 174 Dulom 23 4 1 0 1 3 1 167 Veera 30 5 5 1 o 4 1 159 Baseball Poll Ellena 44 4 7 0 0 1 Imiling tor Dollars 118 2 1 0 O Dulfen 17 5 o 095 Team W-L-T e, 2 1 0 1 8 Noce 21 OOO lour big Hurricane names joined hundreds of other sports stars last Saturday 0 1. Florida State 28-3 A ddeson 2 0 0 0 o O OOO 0 light at a benefit dinner for the Marc Buoniconti/Miami Project Cure Raedle 2 0 0 O 0 0 OOO 2. Miami 22-4 0 paralysis foundation. From left, UM quarterback Vinny Testaverde, football Perez 1 2 O o 0 O .271 3. Louisiana State 21-2 Meame 812 173 220 39 8 22 142 .249 >ach Jimmy Johnson, team chaplain Father Leo Armbrust and former 4. Texas 28-5 Opponents 873 115 217 48 13 17 107 tarterback Bernie Kosar 5. Oral Roberts 23-6 6. Stanford 17-8 7. Loyola 21-6 Hurricanes at home 8. South Florida 26-6 March 28 Women's tennis vs. Florida 1:30 p.m. Key Biscayne ootball campaign nets 476 9. Michigan 7-2 Hotel By MICHELLE KAUFMAN 10. Old Dominion 18-4 March 28 Baseball vs. Bowling Green 7:30 p.m. Mark Light crease last year's 18,500 season who fared the thunderstorms to Stadium Hurricane Sports Edilor tickets to 30,000, and all the attend, 476 pledged to buy season 11. Cal St. Fullerton 18-10 Hurricane biggies were at the 7 tickets. 12. South Carolina 15-7 March 29Women's tennis vs. RollinslO a.m.Key Biscayne Hotel hough football season is still a.m. rally to persuade buyers. So far, several major South 13. Arkansas 20-8 March 29Baseball vs. Bowling Green8 p.m.Mark Light Stadium months away, University of Everyone from Jimmy Johnson to Florida businesses have shown 14. Hawaii 19-7 March 29 Rugby vs. Life College 4 p.m. Intramural Field -ni Athletic Director Sam Jan- Ron Fraser to President Tad Foote interest. Knight-Ridder Newspa­ 15. Oklahoma State 9-' March 29 Football scrimmage 10 a.m. Greentree Field ich is already preparing for the gave a pitch. pers Chairman Alvah Chapman is 6 season, and increased ticket Jankovich says this campaign is honorary chairman of the cam­ 16. Wichita State 14 ; Hurricanes on the air s is one of his goals. Six-hun- like nothing the University has paign. Eastern Airlines has agreed 17. UCLA 19-11 I Mi uni business and civic tried before, and he is expecting to give all buyers a $50 discount 18. Southern Cal 17-9 March 28 Baseball vs. Bowling Green 7:30 p.m. WIOD. WVUM ers aitended a pep rally/ticket positive results. If Wednesday's on most flights. 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