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Efforts Boost Get Involved Participate in Ideal govern* Contributions p en t' Join other interested citizens at the Isla Vista for University meeting of the board of directors tonig^K 5:30 pjn. By Nick Robertson ¡I the park district * 1 Staff Writer ______headquarters. - Private donations to UCSB rose dra­ matically in the past fiscal year, totaling over $17.4 million due to numerous fund­ frisid&'Jfa'S - raising efforts and the university’s grow­ ing national status. Greeks Meet Up approximately $6.5 million from last year’s tally, the sum increased nearly The grcck system gathered 60 percent thanks to the generosity of Tuesday at (he first > campus donors and the heightening Fraten uty and Sorority prominence of UCSB on a countrywide Council meeting of the year. BRYAN SILVER/Dafly Nona basis, according to Chancellor Henry T. Alcohol awareness, rape pre- Yang. L a Cum bre Editor in Chief Kevin Anderson stands before Leg Council Wednesday to “Our supporters are more interested in vention and academic defend the yearbook’s split from A.S. The student government body passed a resolu­ investing in UCSB due to our increasing responsibility were among tion asking Chancellor Henry T. Yang to block the secession until a settlement can be national reputation and accomplish­ the topics discussed. . I red qL)QCI ments,” he said. “Private philanthropy is increasingly vital to us because state sup­ See News p. 3 port now constitutes only one-third of the A.S. Legislative Council Bill to Block UCSB budget.” Smokin'! Made up of over 30,000 separate gifts, the monies came from three major sour­ ¡Ju g s,, ' Yearbook Split Passes Unanimously ces: individuals, businesses and founda­ B e P i* , tions, according to Asst. Vice Chancellor ■ Leg Council Urges Yang to Nullify La Cumbre Secession for Development Cheryl Brown, who Bisncyland heads all fund-raising efforts on campus. and Walter something, [they] still reserve the right to Some of the various methods of solicita­ H apps. - By Bryce Baer create them, even ex post facto,” he said. tion include direct mailings, personal vis­ Stiff Writer “That thought scares me and should scare its and the UCSB Annual Fund, which B eautiful. every student here.” hires students to call alumni and other In a unanimous vote Wednesday, Asso­ Members of Leg Council disagree, how­ potential donors. ciated Students Legislative Council ap­ ever, stating their concern lies solely in rep­ Because UC policy forbids direetdona- See Opinion pi proved a bill protesting the secession of La resenting the student body accurately. tions to any campus, the gifts are routed Cumbre yearbook from its organization this “It’s not us against him. It’s what’s best for through the regents or the UCSB Founda­ summer. the students,” said On-Campus Rep Damien tion, a private entity dedicated to the bet­ S ports . Authored by On-Campus Rep Allen Shiu, Philips. “We are the students, we represent terment of the campus, Brown said. who did not attend the meeting, the bill takes the students, we speak for the students.” “Usually we run gifts through the The LA Clippers land in exception to the manner in which La External Vice President for Statewide Af­ Foundation. The nice thing about the Santa Barbara today and pre- Cumbre’s Editor in Chief Kevin Anderson fairs Colin McCarthy agreed, citing the fact Foundation is that it not only accepts pare for'practice totnmorrow severed its ties with the governing body and that La Cumbre receives an $.84 quarterly gifts, but it also has a board of trustees ... that are very helpful and generous donors JtbeThunderdome. serves as an official request for Chancellor lock-in fee from each student, amounting to Henry T. Yang to prevent the separation un­ $38,052 per year. and fund-raisers,” she said. See Sports p. 8 til an official settlement can be reached. “La Cumbre is owned by students.... It’s The largest single donation of the year La Cumbre’s departure from A.S. has gonna be a better yearbook on its own, but came from the Hewlett-Packard Co., with been the subject of debate since July, when not on these terms ... not when there’s that $5.8 million worth of advanced-circuit Delayed Action Anderson enacted the separation without much student money in it,” he said. design software to the College of Engi­ seeking the approval of Leg Council. Anderson expressed doubts concerning neering. As with any gift restricted to a I¿mg under the veil of Anderson credits the legality of the move the council’s gauge on the will of the stu­ single department, a portion of the dona­ denial. Gulf War syndrome to the fact that A.S. offers no stipulations dents, though. tion goes to administrative solicitation ||a y be brought into the light within their legal code governing the depar­ “If you think, the students of this univer­ costs, Brown said. by a Pentagon review of ture of an organization from its jurisdiction, sity are behind this bill, I suggest you walk “For anything other than unrestricted gifts... there is a 5 percent fee toward the |§W1 Iraqi wind patterns. and feels Leg Council’s actions to suspend outside your Purple Palace and speak with the move set a dangerous precedent. the people you represent. I have,” he said. Development administration,” she said. “Our budget is just about $1.9 million ... See Headhners p. 2 “In essence, this bill is telling all student “Their sentiment is that, ‘If I am going to get groups, organizations and individual stu­ dents that if A.S. has no rules concerning See COUNCIL p. 6 See FUNDS p. 3 Return of the Arts week Singin’ in the Rain, S ilver fiw t, Summèrcainp and Fledgling Program a Success in Cleaning Up Community more! * . - - - streets, and 355 blocks have been cleaned, By Jessica Zimmer although the process is an ongoing I# Reporter______struggle, Johnson said. The program is funded in part by three Less than a year old, the Adopt-a-Block $8,000 grants, from Santa Barbara County, program is sweeping away the haphazard Goleta West Sanitary District and the uni­ I , . and unsightly garbage lining Isla Vista’s versity. The Goleta West Sanitary District See Artsweek p. 1A streets. and county monies come from property-tax The program, run by the I.V. Recreation budget pools. On the Lookout and Park District, organizes volunteer UCSB gives financial support through a workers to clean up trash dropped care­ direct grant from the Chancellor’s Office, UCSB paramedics misplaced lessly on streets by students and commun­ according to I.V./UCSB Liaison Catherine m orange m edical b o x con­ ity members. Boyer, who feels the program has helped to taining inotphine and valium “It’s a great program,” IVRPD General clean up community streets. “I.V. has always had a problem with Phile at FT Wednesday, Manager Derek Johnson said. “It shows that when volunteers come together, they trash and dirt, from so many people living Call 893-3928 if found. can really make a difference.” in the area,” said Boyer. “[The program] Started as a pilot program by 1995-96 gets more effective as time goes by.” Happy Birthday! Associated Students External Vice Presi­ Goleta West Sanitary District Office dent for Local Affairs Derek Cole after Manager Diane Powers believes Adopt-a- "Conic on, baby. Id's do the funding for a previous street-cleaning pro­ Block has been even more effective than twist!" Yes it's Chubby ject had been cut, Adopt-a-Block has been past trash-removal programs. Checker's bin day. The twistin' in operation since February of 1996. When “It’s better than the mechanical sweeper legend turns 55! Cole graduated in June, the park district that we had previously used,’’she said. “We DJAMEL E. RAMOUL/Dafly N era / ’..S'. Don't forget Nexus writers took control of the program to continue its can get to the curbs and gutters now that Street sweeping coordinator Dana Green training, tonight at 6 p.la­ efforts to beautify the community. people can move around the cars.” of the Adopt-a-Block program prepares to under Storkc Tower. Since its beginning, over 10,000 tons of garbage haye been picked up from I.V: See TRASH p. 6 get down and dirty to clean I.V. streets. 2 Thursday, October 3,1996 Daily Nexus Headliners Daily Nexus Editor in Chief > Nick Robertson News Editor — * « . Michael Bail Layout/Design Editor. Be L a s h New Probe Into Gas Exposure Ordered Campus Editors < Linda Apeles, Bryce Baer County Editor I Brian Langston “Khamiseyah, in our tended as a routine post­ AP Wire Editor ( C h ris K o c h judgment, is a watershed war demolition of conven­ Opinion Editors Nicole Milne, Marc Valles in this search for an under­ tional weapons may have Sports Editor Brian Berger Asst. Sports Editors Steve Large, Alex Nugent, Yier Shi standing of Persian Gulf let loose a lethal gas cloud. Artsweek Editor Eric Steuer WASHINGTON (AP) been exposed. veterans’ illnesses,” said As the CIA studies wind Asst. Artsweek Editor J o B e L a s h — The Pentagon remains In a separate initiative, the senior official. “Kha­ and weather patterns pre­ Photo Editor Djamel E. Ramoul baffled that no soldiers ap­ Defense Secretary William miseyah is the first event vailing the day of the de­ Illustrations Editor Ryan Altoon 1 Copy Editor James Lissner pear to have died from sa­ Perry is considering a where we now can place molition, officials fear the Asst. Copy Editor B ry a n P o n program to inoculate all American troops in the Bobbie Flores, Todd A. Hovanec, Tad rin gas poisoning at the number potentially ex­ Copy Reader 1 end of the Persian Gulf 1.5 million active-duty ser­ known presence of chemi­ posed could reach R a m sp ott War despite evidence indi­ vice members against the cal agents.” 100,000. Advertising Manager Malt Sialoff cating thousands may germ warfare agent Despite persistent re­ The official said that Account Executives Bryan Bums, Stacy Hedemark, Mi­ have been exposed, a se­ anthrax. ports of unexplained ail- while Iraq clearly marked chele Larsen, Virginia Shannon nior defense official said its mustard gas munitions, Wednesday. Prod u ction Erin Barta, Bridgitte McDaniel, Luis nerve gas agents were in­ Morales, Amy Phillips, Jake Schirm “The primary known Khamiseyah is the first event where we distinguishable from con­ symptom is death,” the of­ now can place American troops in the ventional weapons. The ficial told reporters, speak­ Iraqis kept track of them ing on condition he not be known presence of chemical agents. through a separate hand­ What the... ? named. “This is really let­ ling procedure. hal stuff.” But he added, unidentified senior Defense D ept official “U.S. troops were blow­ “We don’t have any exam­ ing up a lot of ammunition ples at this time of any- at the end of the war,” the body dying from ------5 5 — senior official said. exposure.” At the center of the ments among Gulf War The Clinton administra­ nerve gas controversy is veterans, the Pentagon has Veterans groups and tion, sharply criticized for the March 1991 demoli­ said repeatedly it has some lawmakers have Editorial Policy: its handling of the Persian tion by U.S. Army troops found no evidence of a been sharply critical of Gulf War syndrome issue, of Iraqi rocket shells the “Persian Gulf War syn­ how the Pentagon hand­ All letters to the editor and colum ns submitted for publication be­ has ordered a sweeping military now knows con­ drome” and no medical led the medical com­ com e property on being turned in. Pentagon re-evaluation of tained sarin nerve gas. As evidence of gas poisoning. plaints of Gulf War veter­ the matter even as the CIA much as two tons of sarin Only in June did de­ ans. The new disclosure Letters to the editor and colum ns m ust be limited to two pages, completes work on a de­ may have gone up in the typed double-spaced (3,000 characters), and include the author's fense officials realize from that soldiers might have name and phone number. tailed wind current study demolition of weapons in Army reports and United been exposed to chemical that could show how an open pit and a bunker Nations weapons inspec­ weapons residue has only many troops may have called Khamiseyah. tions that what was in- heightened that criticism. Corrections Policy: To call an error to the attention oftheEditorinChief.provideawritten statement detailing the correct information. 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• WASHINGTON (AP) — Big cars may bum more gas, That Reverend Jesse was something the other but when it comes to surviving accidents, bigger is defi­ day, wasn’t he? It’s no wonder that all those SACRAMENTO (AP) — A women’s rights activist nitely better.“ southern conservatives are so damn scared of and the chief backer of a November ballot proposition The vehicles with the highest, or worst, driver death him. I can imagine them sitting bolt-upright in aimed at halting race- and gender-linked preferences rates are small two-door cars, small pickups, small utility bed at 3 a.m.: “Oh Lord, Jesse was after me! Ah squared off Wednesday, debating the hot-button issue vehicles and sports cars,” Brian O’Neill of the Insurance thought ah was a gonna!” Makes me giggle. before an audience that included scores of school Institute for Highway Safety reported. But one thing I’m getting really sick of is this children. Two Chevrolet vehicles, the Camaro and Corvette, had whole vote-vote-vote thing. You can’t turn ar­ “This is the defining moment for the state of Califor­ driver death rates well above the national average, the ound without somebody trying to get you regis­ nia,” said Ward Connerly, a member of the University of Institute reported, noting that the two tend to be involved in high-speed, single-vehicle crashes. tered, telling you to vote or chastising you for California Board of Regents and a principal supporter of not doing so yet. It’s getting a little much. Proposition 209. Joining them with high death rates were the Geo Tracker ami Hyundai Scoupe, the group reported.pl I mean, I only have one vote, right? And “We are practicing discrimination wholesale... a gov­ On the other hand, large passenger vans, station wag­ everybody else out there thinks the same way I ernment which sanctions discrimination defiles the con­ ons; utility vehicles and midsize luxury cars tended to do. So why do I have to vote when everybody cept of civil rights,” he told about 400 people at a lunc­ have the lowest driver detuh rates. else will do it and the right people will get into heon gathering of the Comstock Club, a public issues office anyway? It doesn’t matter. forum. * ANCON, Peru (AP)— A Peruvian plane slammed into But wait a second. How did Gingrich get in? Connerly attempted to distance himself from former the frigid Pacific Ocean on Wednesday after its naviga­ Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke, whose appearance on The amphibian that walks like a man got voted tion system failed, leaving the pilot lost amid the dense in somehow. Can there really be enough truly behalf of Prop 209 last week at California State Univer­ early-morning mist. AH 70 passengers and crew were sity, Northridge, sparked a demonstration that left sev­ believed killed. stupid people out there to elect people like him eral injured. Resene workers searched for possible survivors of to other posts? The presidency? 3rd District But Elizabeth Toledo, head of the California chapter Aeroperu Flight 603, which crashed shortly after its take­ supervisor? My God.... of the National Organization for Women, said Prop 209 off from Lima, the Peruvian capital, on its way to the I’m glad I got registered today. purports to eliminate “preferential treatment” and Chilean capital of Santiago. But fog covered tne rough The Weather Goddess is still a little miffed “poses as an equal opportunity initiative,” but was seas throughout the day, hampering rescue that nobody has pledged a vote toward yours drafted deceptively to dismantle civil rights programs. operations.The plane was carrying 61 passeugers, includ­ truly, her humble servant, and my bid for the “Nowhere is ‘preferential treatmenf defined by a ing four Americans, and nine crew members; the airiine presidency. Therefore, she will smite the area court of law,” she said. If California approves the initia­ said. Airport officials sani the jetliner was only four years with early morning fog. But I did persuade her to old. $, H \J tive, she added, a negative signal will be sent to the rest of let it bum off. Hi 72, lo 58. the nation. Thursday, October 3,1996 Daily Nexus 3 Greek System Holds First Meeting Members of the greek than last year,” she said. the NIC, said there will be I.V. Tropical Fish community gathered “Attendance was kind of a more detailed meeting Tuesday to examine plans low considering that it was on Oct. 15 to discuss up­ for the upcoming year as the end of Rush.” coming issues. well as to educate aU mem­ The 30-minute meeting “At the next meeting, we ’n’ Reptile bers about tolerance and was the first informational plan to restructure the awareness. meeting of the year. Alco­ council as well as the elec­ Approximately 60 rep­ hol awareness, rape pre­ tion of a fourth president resentatives from the Na­ vention, academic respon­ to the council,” he said. 6565 Trigo Rd. I.V. tional Interfraternity sibility and public rela­ “We plan to elect a new Council, National Panhel- tions were some of the president to head the lenic Caucus, African- issues raised that will con­ African-American greek 968-3474 American fraternities and tinue to be stressed letters.” sororities, and local greek throughout the year, said One of the first philan­ organizations attended council Vice President for thropic activities the the Fraternity Sorority External Affairs Alex greeks will be involved Council meeting at the Pagan. with is the AIDS Walk on University Religious Cen­ “We discussed promot­ Oct. 5 at Leadbetter ter despite the pressures of ing more community sup­ Beach. According to Pa­ greek Rush Week, said port and public relations,” gan, many members of the Kappa Kappa Gamma he said. “We are working greek community will vol­ President Becky Merrill. on taking a more proactive unteer their time and “We’re excited about role." energy to help out with the this year, and the meeting Alex Willingham, one of event. was much more organized three current presidents of —Kerri Webb

tional Advancement John conservative.” Wiemann. Because this is the FUNDS second-largest donation Continued from p.l “It takes us a while to pool UCSB has ever re­ and it has been that for post all the gifts after the ceived, Yang is optimistic several years now. ... Al­ fiscal year ends,” he said. about increased gifts in the most no state funds can be “We hire an accounting near future. used to support fund rais­ firm to come in and tally ing. That’s a UC system- our books. We’re required “I do expect private phi­ wide situation.” to do that by law. It's a lanthropy to UCSB will in­ Approximately $8.9 conservative approach ... crease in coming years,” he million of the total will go appropriately said. to the College of Engineer­ ing, $4.9 million to the Private Donations to UCSB College of Letters and Sci­ $25,000,000 ences and $1.3 million to the Graduate School of $20,000,000 Education, Yang said. Although the 1995-96 $15,000,000 fiscal year began July 1, 1995, and ended on June $10,000,000 V z 30, the totals had not been ÉÜ released earlier due to a $ 5 , 0 0 0 , 0 0 0 o lengthy auditing process, Student Discounts according to Vice $0-|¿ m m m w Chancellor for Institu- •BB-'SO '89-'90 '90-'91 '91-'92 >92-<93 ‘93-*94 'QA-'QS *95-,96 Fiscal Year

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“However much you knock at nature’s door, she will never answer you in com­ prehensible words.” Capps’ ‘Littl OPINION —Ivan Turgenev Travis Moon

It simply would not do my feelings justice to say that I wouldn’t vote for Andrea Seastrand if my life depended on it. Stating, instead, that I believe HEV. HEY/ W HAtm that she is the embodiment, the epi­ tome of ignorance and evil is a little HAPPENED T o closer to how I’m feeling about our PREPPOA OF Straw representative. Nevertheless, I do have some con­ cerns about everyone’s favorite professor-politician, Walter Capps. I have recently heard his foes describe Capps as one of those dreaded “tax and spend liberals.” Unfortunately, I have some firsthand knowledge that there is some truth to this charge. Two summers ago, while a tenant at Studio Plaza Apartments here in Isla Vista, I had the misfortune of meeting a handful of educators from across America who had arrived in Santa Barbara to attend a six-week course on “Democracy in America,” hosted and taught by Walter Capps. The “students,” mostly secondary teachers, had come to UCSB to read a little Tocqueville in hopes of shar­ ing with their students, upon return­ ing to their jobs, some of their newly acquired knowledge about demo­ cracy and American institutions. Upon doing a little research, I learned that the course was financed by a grant from the National Endow­ ment for the Humanities awarded to RYAN ALTOON/Difly N o o n Walter Capps. So far, so good, right? Well, each apartment (and each participant re­ ceived his or her own) cost about 500 Give Us a Break smacks a month. There were about 20 “students” in the group. Well, to Lungren’s Tirade Against Trudeau Conjoins Idiocy and Ignorance make a long story a little longer, I must say that I witnessed very little studying in those six weeks. trayed in Trudeau’s strips. Attaboy, Dan. Way to put You may probably ask, “How the ______Editorial______the spin on things. No politicos ever wound up look­ hell does Travis know what these What are you smoking, Dan? ing less foolish for their efforts. That’s all we could ask when we got word that Ca­ As to Lungren’s attempts at censorship, he must lifornia Attorney Gen. Dan Lungren attacked and have been so peeved by the strip that he forgot attempted to censor this week’s Doonesbury. something else — the function of satire, which is to The Reader’s Voice What gives? It seems that satirist Garry Trudeau rhetorically beat the hell out of its targets in hopes got under the Attorney General’s thin skin by rag­ of changing their behavior. ging on a raid carried out by Lungren’s narcs on the Accordingly, attaching a disclaimer to a work of Back in the Day... i “ Cannabis Buyers Club. The San Francisco group satire is like removing your opponent’s boxing Editor, Daily Nexus: woo I know it’s easy for history to become dis- ping sold marijuana to AIDS and cancer patients to help gloves and replacing them with big, fluffy pillows. torted within a group that experiences Ui alleviate their pain and suffering. Local cops left the The sting of the punch would be significantly large-scale population changes every few ses, ] operation alone, but not Lungren. dulled. Imagine if Swift’s A Modest Proposal had years, but that just makes it that much more we p He claims the club catered to children, and was trailed an announcement stating, “No Irish babies important for the media to make sure revi- ated so upset with the strip that he called on its distribu­ sionist history is nipped in the bud straight worl have been harmed in the writing of this tract He away. soul tor, Universal Press Syndicate, to either withdraw was just kidding you.” I refer to an article the week’s series or run it with a disclaimer. Lun­ Luckily, neither Swift nor the syndicate did such that appeared in the gren also attacked Trudeau for encouraging a “wink a thing, and Trudeau’s strip continues to run. But Sept. 20 Artsweek and nod” attitude toward drug use. imagine for a moment that Universal had caved and and focused on Any evidence Lungren has against the club has carried out Lungren’s absurd requests. Three changes slated to hit yet to prove its worth in a court of law. Not so with the corporate abom­ months from now, every syndicated cartoon that of­ ination known as Lungren’s tirades against Trudeau, which have al­ fended somebody would potentially have to run an the Hub. It started ready been ruled ridiculous in the court of public apology. Maybe Lucy could no longer pull the foot­ out well, awarding opinion, and rightly so. ball from ’neath old Charlie Brown because, after proper homage to Accusing Trudeau of “permissiveness” in regard all, it really isn’t fair. Come to think of it, if Lungren the Hub’s predeces­ to drug use rings hollow, especially in light of the sor, The Pub. How­ feels violated any time he picks up the paper and ever, the piece went Pulitzer Prize-winning satirist’s recent op-ed piece some syndicated columnist doesn’t give him a fair on to say that the in which he discussed his youthful use of drugs in a shake, why shouldn’t the critic be “disclaimered” as venerated Pub manner far more straightforward than that of Lun­ w ell? closed several years back due to “lack of gren’s fellow Republicans and ex-pot smokers, Hell, why not devote an entire section o f each and Newt Gingrich and Susan Molinari. (Or Bill Clin­ business.” every newspaper across the fields of the Republic to What bullshit! ton, for that matter.) saving our dear Attorney Gen.’s bruised ego? Sure, The Pub did not Regarding Lungren’s additional charge that Tru­ there’s that pesky First Amendment that always close as a result of deau had been in cahoots with supporters of Prop seems to get in the way, but Lungren’s a smart coo­ any deficiency of en­ 215, the state ballot initiative that would legalize kie and a lawyer to boot, so we’re sure he can find a thusiasm on tire part medicinal marijuana, the only appropriate re­ of the UCSB com­ way around that... munity. The Pub sponse is, “Oh, please.” Lungren’s whining makes closed as a result of a himself out to be a wimp instead of the bully por­ D an, w hat were you smoking? totally unnecessary confrontation with Doonesbury the most potent de­ BY GARRY TRUDEAU structive force ever unleashed by hu­ MAN, TTSOUNDS! YEAH, BUT I KNOW YOU'RE NOT PART well, i could try NOONS KNOWS. manity — greed. UKE PROP21B I TT DOESN'T OF7HE RETAIL SCENE ANY­ LUIS. HE'S AN OLD WHAT'S BUT HE HAS YEAH, The Pub — a COULD CHANGE SOU/EOUR MORE, BUTCAN YOU THINKOF STONER FRIEND OF US BECOMEA TRY source of comfort to EVERYTHING r IMMEDIATE AMONE WHO COULD GST US MINE WHO GOT KICKED DOT MILLIONAIRE. LUIS. FOR US! ¿ S i* many a midterm- OUT OF HI6HSCHOOL,,. / plagued individual, a haven for harried history TAs, an actual goddamn center for thous the whole campus to come together and see I d each other as people rather than abstracts — thi — was intentionally destroyed to make years room for the fizzling behemoth that is now worsl home to such downhome establishments as bliss 1 Wendy’s and Panda Express. bitan And now they have to spice it up to make bold it a worthwhile place to spend that interim whon 10-3 between jrhilpsqphy and film studies Well, doub )aiN Nexus Thursday, October 3,1996 5 tile Vacations’ Should Not Be On Taxpayers’ Tab tie were doing in their apart- to help select applicants learn a little I don’t know about everyone else, will be in a position to influence and only answer is that bit about “Democracy in America.” but I am sick to death of my tax dol­ cast votes regarding important issues [didn’t spend time in The truth, however, is that more than lars going to countries that shoot such as tax monies. I, for one, think ts — they spent most a few of these applicants viewed the people for throwing bottles at sol­ that he owes us students an explana­ rnent laying out at the course as a free vacation to Santa diers. I hate the thought of my hard- tion for wasting that tax money on ’, taking in the rays, Barbara with the taxpayer footing the earned bucks going to oil wars and frivolous grants and a promise that m , sitting in the sauna, bill. By their own admission, they throwing missiles at harmless dicta­ he wifi, as the next congressman, w l and watching televi- neither studied hard nor did they tors. I’m tired of my money going to have a little more respect for the mo­ ich I witnessed. have to pay their costs if they did not so-called artists, in the form of NEA ney that we citizens put into the fed­ perform well in the class. grants, who create offensive images eral coffer. and have the gall to call it art. Finally, m nore than a couple of This is completely irresponsible I’m tired of my money going to gov­ Travis Moon is a Nexus | who readily and can- and wrong. This is, to me, precisely ernmental bureaucracies like the Na­ colum nist. j that they took advan- what is wrong with government to­ tional Endowment for the Humani­ rant courses to enjoy a day. With all the fiscal problems in ties, who create courses like Capps’ I Did I say "little vaca- our national, state and local govern­ and give irresponsible people money N Ithe thought! The six ments, I’m flabbergasted and angry for doing nothing while school lunch (d trips to the Channel *9 that there should be any money to programs get cut. I’m mad as hell and c r Hvang, Disneyland and pay for free vacations for profes­ I’m not going to take it anymore! V ‘.^tudios, among other sional freeloaders. If Walter Capps gets elected to few 6f the students assured Congress, and I do hope he does, he all entertainment was in- Even if these people paid for their „ the price of the course, own Disneyland tickets, I’m not sure X _ as paid for by me, Travis if it’s possible for Capps to justify the frnd every other taxpayer. A waste of money when tuitions are go­ ie students had been coming ing up, and when poor people don’t / l

I t «HN eat every day, or when our infrastruc­ It hd K n s,” I asked a student ture needs updating. as p ^ K to be a Marxist, “if Bonft; pffis the course?” lothing,” ne replied. “What can do I” » thire it is. On paper, Walter d s applied for and was awarded a & tal giant for his summer course „V <5 . s

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D e fin ite ly no shit. Was there a great demand for this away from me just when I needed it most, owned apartments, even if you see trucks neon food court among the denizens of the and now they seek to assign blame else­ from Cox Cable or So. Cal. Edison there. G u e s s in g old Pub, ensconced as they were in fine where for the haven's doom. You CAN get ticketed. Police seem to be wooden chairs around big round tables sip­ I will not stand for it! selectively enforcing parking in these areas ping Lowie Dark? I don’t think so. Instead, I sit here typing, so that the re­ of I.V. when they haven’t before. Unlike most of today’s hoodwinked mas­ membrance of good things long since per­ PLEASE protest. Let UCSB Parking Ser­ How to Play: A definition will ses, I remember The Pub. I remember how ished will not itself dwindle with the pas­ vices, UCSB administration and county of­ we packed the place to the rafters (decor­ sage of stark days, months and years. Sure, I ficials know that more parking needs to be appear in the space below. ated as they were by an arrangement of the can feel some vindication upon learning built, and not only for the exclusive use of Guess what it defines and world's flags) on the last night before the that the Hub is having to revamp its still­ I.V. residents. There are quite a few non­ soul of this campus was ripped out, to be re- born vision in order to make it an attractive residents of I.V., such as myself, who have check your guess in the next - G uidon- placed by th e center for attention. I appreciate the addi­ friends they tike to visit in I.V. We’d tike to franchise holders tion of billiards, happy hour and pitchers visit at night and feel safe as we walk along edition of the Nexus. who now hold (pitchers!), but it does tittle to atone for the streets populated by drinkers, especially if court. We lamented slander handed down. we need to park many, many blocks away in the passing of a great I offer this not as an indictment of the fine order to find legal parking. Thank you. institution and the people who serve the food and beverage CAROL MITTELDORF WEDNESDAY’S PUZZLE: loss of youth. We did that I must admit I have in my time enjoyed. not look merrily for­ Rather, I simply believe that the current Hedons! “A medicine to men.” ward to the future, as caretakers of the old alma mater deserve to Editor, Daily Nexus: should be the right hear the other side. There’s nothing to be Recall that in the last election, Willy —Plato of all good people of done about the bygone treasures of the past Chamberlin campaigned in I.V. as a friend kind heart. but to safeguard tire treasures of the present, of the students, courting the greek vote in W e were but let it be known that there are still those particular, and received a surprising num­ betrayed. lurking in the world who will refuse to be ber of student votes. SOLUTION: That few now re­ slandered, no matter how distant the slight I was living in a non-student neighbor­ member our ordeal may seem. hood at the time and a few days before the LYING is no source of bit­ WILLIAM TOREN election, got a campaign leaflet from Cham­ terness —most of us berlin. It had a picture of a drunken student, have moved on and Parking Hell with the overall message that he [Willy] found gainful em­ would protect the good people of Goleta ployment or at least Editor, Daily Nexus: from the tikes of UCSB hedonism. another watering I am writing to warn residents of and reg­ Also recall that during the recount, e jo u r c e hole to call home. ular visitors to Isla Vista that it is NOT safe Chamberlin’s lawyers did everything they Nevertheless, to find to park in the red zone near the Chimney could to disqualify votes cast in I.V. —votes that the hallowed Sweeps Apartments on Camino del Sur, that eventually caused him to lose. Stu­ TODAY’S PUZZLE: reputation of The even if you see countless cars on countless dents, the bottom tine is that irrespective of Pub is being bes­ nights without tickets on their windshields. your politics, Willy Chamberlin is not your “What people fear mirched by claiming It is also not safe to park on the dirt road friend. that we loyal many on El Colegio in front of the universify- He does not wantyou to vote and he uses m ost.” in effect did not ex­ student stereotypes and the promise of con­ \ ist is beyond my ca­ trolling you to gain votes amongst the non­ Tv pacity to bear. I was student population. ■Fedor M. Dostoïevski j there with my peo­ KEVIN LAFFERTY ple every day doing my best to keep the \ Pub going and so Random Acts ± were hundreds if not Editor, Daily Nexus: thousands of others. We did our part! I just wanted to thank the person who I do not blame the Nexus for this affront took the time and effort to place my leaning — these events I speak of took place many bike on the rack when they moved theirs JABBA WILL years ago, and the current staff deserves at out. They could have shoved it over and let worst pity for never having experienced the it tie sprawled all over the rack, yet they did bliss that I have known. No, it is those inha­ the opposite. Their tittle effort vail go a long bitants of the UCen who perpetrated this way. I, for example, will do the same for NEVER TAKE bold lie on an unsuspecting reporter for others because now I know how it feels to whom I reserve my wrath. These were no receive gifts tike that. doubt the same people who took The Pub DEBI RAMOS/Dlüy Nexus FABIAN ROUSSET M Y EDS! 6 Thursday, October 3,19% Daily Nexus

JM THE dents. If it is the students’ book, La Cumbre would n i l R C P T ® PRINCETON COUNCIL have come to the students. Is I L \y L. lx I by Scott Ada ms pre*?nf«/ by ^ review Anderson was disrespect­ Continued from p.l ful not only to us, but to my book on time, the price the students,” she said. isn’t going to go up.’ ... Yet Anderson believed Why shouldn’t we be al- Leg Council was being un­ lowed to be fair in their assumption independent?” that they were able to dic­ The issue extends bey­ tate the future of the ond the fact that the qual­ yearbook. ity of the publication will “It is important that you not suffer due to the sepa­ remember that you were ration, according to Off- elected to be the students’ Campus Rep Jake White. representatives,” he said. “I think it’s a slap in our "That does not mean you face when they will still were elected to be the take our money ... and do voice for thousands—that Preparation for the what they want to. They is dictatorial. You were should have come to us elected to be a voice THE and asked for a separa­ among thousands.” LSAT • GRE • GMAT • MCAT tion,” he said. Leg Council will pre­ Call today for our upcoming course schedules: PRINCETON Off-Campus Rep Sara sent the signed bill to R E V IE W * Auspitz agreed. Chancellor Yang at 9 a.m. 685-2221 “The issue here is re­ this morning, Internal spect ... respect towards us Vice President Frank University Village Plaza, 7127 Hollister Ave., Suite 110 W G S C O C G M O I*G ... respect towards stu­ Orellana said. TRASH Continued from p.l In addition to volunteer work and financial awards, Adopt-a-Block re­ ceives edible support from local businesses and re­ staurants. Freebird Burri- tos and Blenders in the Grass are among the estab­ lishments that provide a free meal to those who vol­ unteer time and effort in the program. “It’s something to do in the community and give backa little. Itmakes [I.V.] a cleaner, better place to live,” said Freebird Gen­ eral Manager Mark Mallgrabe. I.V. has benefited from Adopt-a-Block in ways other than sanitary im­ provement Homeless par­ ticipants have been able to receive regular meals for their volunteer work, and volunteers from Familias Unidas — an association for local families — have helped to clean and im­ prove the quality of their neighborhood, Boyer said. According to Johnson, volunteers are always needed, and those inter­ ested should contact Dana Green of the Isla Vista Re­ creation and Parks Dis­ trict at 968-2017.

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ST DELICIOUS! 8 Thursday, October 3,1996 SPORTS Daily Nexus Los Angeles Clippers to Make Trip Into Thunder ■ Santa Barbara to Host NBA Team in the Events Center Through First Week of Training Camp By Steven Large Staff Writer______

The Los Angeles Clip­ pers will open their train­ ing camp for the upcoming Every so often, the game season at the UCSB becomes trivial, the con­ Events Center this Friday. test meaningless, the pres­ It is the second time in sure self-imposing. recent months that a Na­ It is a revelation that is tional Basketball Associa­ usually revealed in the face tion member has used the of tragedy — like the facilities on campus. Mi­ Olympics bombing this chael Jordan held his summer. “Flight School” here in But this is not the way it late August. should be. It should not The Clippers have used take a catastrophe for us to UC Irvine’s facilities for realize that when it comes their training camp in re­ right down to it, sports re­ cent years, and will use ally are not what make the them again this year for the world go around. latter part of the team’s You will not hear this preparation, but chose to argument from most begin training in Santa sportswriters, who prefer Barbara this year for a you to be up early in the change of pace. morning to read their lat­ “It was a proactive deci­ est article on why your sion that was made to be baseball team will never further from Los Angeles,” win unless it gets a good Clippers Director of Com­ number-five batter into its munications Jill Wiggtins lineup.

said. “We wanted to be a Duly Nexus File Photo In all honesty, we little closer to a resort area. sportswriters (at least I think it’s easier to focus YOU READY FOR THIS?: The UCSB Events Center will be home to the Los Angeles Clippers Oct. 4-9 for six some of us) know why our on basketball [in Santa hours a day of training camp each day. The women's volleyball team will play at Rob Gym In the meantime. sports articles are at the Barbara] rather than being “They had been at UC Ir­ self,” Spaventa said. “It’s Some of the physical ac­ As a professional sports back of each issue. It is be­ 35 minutes away from vine for a number of years telling the nation that this tivities classes, intramural franchise, they want to be cause they are about no­ home and family and and wanted to make a is a great place to play games and women’s vol­ treated like they are a thing more than games. friends [in Los Angeles].” change at the start of the basketball.” leyball practices will be cream-of-the-crop organi­ But give us some credit. Palm Springs and San season. They wanted Spaventa also says that moved to alternative loca­ zation,” he added. We in the sporting world Diego were also consid­ something different — a deals with teams like the tions. The Santa Barbara Whether the Clippers have done a fabulous job ered as possible sites for fresh perspective.” Clippers can lead to more women’s volleyball games will remain in Santa Bar­ boosting our product. We the first part of training. The Clippers will be visits from other teams in against Cal State Fullerton bara for training camp in have commercials. We Santa Barbara was chosen here from Friday through the future. on Friday and UC Irvine years to come has not been have superstars. We have because of the campus’ Wednesday and will prac­ on Saturday will both be established yet, but they cool shoes. proximity to Sandpiper tice at the Thunderdome that can come moved to Rob Gym.“Things do say that they are It’s amazing what one Golf Course (where the for six hours a day. UCSB out of this are referrals to pleased with the campus. can do with a ball. team will hold its annual will be paid $7,200 dollars other teams through “It was a cooperative ef- Still, let’s get something charity tournament) and for the six-day visit, but word-of-mouth,” fortfrom[women’svolley- “We’re really looking straight as we plunge for its state-of-the-art Spaventa said that the mo­ Spaventa said. “One refer- ball Head Coach] Kathy forward to having our first deeper into the new facilities. ney Santa Barbara will be ral can lead to another Gregory to move the school year. Remember, if “The Clippers con­ getting is not the campus’ phone call, then another game,” Spaventa said. week of camp in Santa you can, what your sum­ tacted me by phone during prime benefit. and another.” “She certainly did not Barbara,” Clippers’ Vice mer camp counselor told Michael Jordan’s camp “Anytime you can bring have to move.” President of Basketball you when you missed that and asked to take a look at a sports celebrity or a pro­ There are some adjust­ Operations Elgin Baylor free throw in the last ba­ the facilities,” UCSB Di­ fessional franchise [onto a ments that UCSB will have “One of the criteria that said. “UCSB is a wonder­ sketball game of your ses­ rector of Physical Activi­ college campus], that’s a to make in order to accom­ the Clippers had to have ful facility and we expect sion. It’s only a game. ties Jon Spaventa said. very positive thing in it­ modate the Clippers. was exclusive use of a gym. to get a lot of work done.” It doesn’t make guys “men,” any more than it makes gals “women”—no matter what Monday In-Line Hockey Update Night Football color man Dan Dierdorf says. Those of us who follow By YferShi * ; sports have to realize that Stiff Writer * H- '*. * ■* ' .* : there is life outside of the game. And no matter what While most Santa Barbara students were enjoying Nike says, Michael Jordan their summer vacation, the UCSB in-line hockey team is only great as long as he is was busy earning a bronze medal at the National between two hoops. C ollegiate In-L ine H ockey Tournam ent. Bottom of the ninth, They accomplished the featby winning two of three down by three, bases games against a field consisting of the top eight team | loaded, two outs, full in the country. ÌÉ D count. No Fear. And why This was the first time UCSB had laced competition should there be? It’s only a outside of local area teams. The squad qualified after a game. If you want to know second-place finish at the regionals. ¡1 The Gauchos opened impressively with a 9-1 victory about pressure, maybe you should direct your ques­ over the University of Kansas. Forward Rob White tions to Nelson Mandela had a hat trick and Emil Jobanson and Joe Nagel or a person of similar scored two goals each. * * *1 stature. , Santa Barbara then ran Into’die tough El Camino Don’t get me wrong, College team,"which eventually won the champi­ sports do serve a purpose onship. They lost 6-1, with the Gauchos’ tone goal in our lives. They provide supplied by Alex Gonzalez. us with entertainment. The challenge came during the bronze-medal game They create a common against Cal Poly San Luis Obispo, UCSB was able to bond between those who ¡squeak by with a4-3 victory, otherwise would have “We have developed a good rivalry with Cal pqiy,’’ none. They give us some­ junior forward Mike Weber said. “They’ve always thing to do on weekends. played us tough. W e were fortunate to win.” So sit back and enjoy . The Gaucho victory was especially rewarding con­ this year’s sporting events, sidering that the team has only been together for two but remember that first years now . comes first, and there’s a UCSB is hoping to build on the success it achieved reason why sports come this season. last “We have come a long way ànce the beginning of

the year,” Weber said. “We’ve always been competi­ DJAMEL RAMOUL/Dúly Nuns tive, but now we need to build on that.” in order to be successful again, the team must first WHA ’CHU LOOKIN' AT?: The UCSB women’s field hockey team started Its sea­ detd with some personnel changes. son out with a 2-0 win at Davis last Saturday but followed It up with a 2-1 loss at Team captain Scott Beil and alternate captain Hod the University of Pacific on Sunday. Junior Kim Carson and freshman Heather Jo- inDunbar iteisaalfcMsfoV have graduated. * _ Both‘ played an important,-v’' role nasson scored the two goals in the tepm’S victory. .