FREE Page 4 The Battalion Fresh Air, Food, Sc Comedy Schufymacher Hall is proud to present... “Freudian Slip” ‘Major League II’ gets the green lighj (as seen in A&M’s Evening at the Improv) By Claudia Zavaleta In The Grove The Battalion Thursday, April 14th at 7:00 p.m. “Major Eeague II” (Call Matthew at 847-7270 for more info.) Starring Tom Berenger, , Bob decker, Corbin Bernsen, Navy Blazer and Directed by David S. Ward Rated PG $199 Playing at Schulman VI The finest Merino Worsted Wool is meticulously tailored in our double- Pass the peanuts and the hot- breasted or single brested model to dogs ‘cause the boys of summer provide outstanding year-round wear. are back; both on the field and on Fully lined and finished with the big screen. handsome brass buttons, this is a The Indians survived coat that will provide years of service. a near move to Miami in the first Regurlarty $325 “Major League” film by miracu­ lously clawing their way out of last place to win the American League Eastern Division championship. In the Suit club the second season of the tribe s ca­ reer, the film catches up with the tribe as the players arrive at spring 520 University Drive East 693-0995 training. Hours: TUe-Sat 10 till 6 The once nameless players have Locations in Waco, Tyler, and Longview become heroes and celebrities in Cleveland, but there have been some changes in the roster, not to mention in their egos and bank account sizes. These changes (From left) Charlie Sheen and Tom Berenger, who The comedy is successful despite its predict cause the team to slip back into its starred in "Major League," are joined by Eric and the cast ing change of a few origi losing ways. Bruskotter in the the sequel "Major League II." characters. “Wild Thing” Rick Vaughn a joini (Charlie Sheen), for example, has New players on the Indians’ twist, former third baseman, due to bad knees, grudging roster add fresh humor to the Roger Dorn (Corbin Bernsen), has the helm. link. 10 a.m. softened his Harley-riding attitude film, and the Yankees’ new catcher bought the team from hostile ex­ co! uni PHYS . 202 PHYS. 202 PHYS. 202 PHYS. 202 and traded in his leather jacket for The rest of the film folli ®NN' CH 37 CH 39 Dr. Ford & Ham Dr. Kattawar an Armani suit. Pedro Cerrano creates an interesting new rivalry showgirl owner Rachel Phelps Indians throughout theirtoji for the boys to overcome. (Margaret Whitton), but is quickly feme! (Dennis Haysbert), has traded in turvy season all thewayto Fur Noon - 2 p.m. 8-10 p.m. voodoo idol John for Buddhism, a With the help of Uecker’s com­ losing his grip on the financial sit­ end. Will they be able to pi PHYS. 202 PHYS. 202 CHEM. 101 PHYS. 202 kinder, gentler religion. mentary, the naive advice of the uation of the team. of their slumpp Could there iff1 ma CH 38 CH 41 Practice Exams 4 Dr. Dixon’s Indians’ rookie catcher (Eric mm HW & Test Have the comeback kids of the As the plotiot develops, thtne team omeback yet again in this seas first season lost their edge? Have Bruskotter) and outfielder Willie F unraveling before the “Major League fl?” 10 p.m. - Midnight Thur. 4/21 fame and success softened the In­ Mays Hayes’ (Omar Epps) flashy fans’ eyes. Something must be ways, the second “Major League ’ OK, so the plot is somew; I pj1t CHEM. 101 dians? done to recover the winning spirit predictable, but it sure is fill lyaht Practice Exams 4 6 p.m. 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. has as much fun and humor as the These are the questions being of the previous season. A leader see how the Cleveland Indii: | Rrj MATH. 142 MATH. 151 asked by the Indians fans, coaches first. The romantic plots sprinkled must be found to drive the team Test B Test Review between innings slow the film’s claw their way back this time Inou1 and most vociferously by Indians back to victory. the old saying goes, “It ain't® L m pace, but serve as a seventh inning commentator Harry Doyle (Bob Veteran catcher Jake Taylor ‘till the fat lady sings.” Seep Ijfh | Uecker), the tribe’s play-by-play stretch, if you will. the ball park. |olo. In an interesting n.ew plot (Tom Berenger), unable to play 7 p.m. - 10 p.m. 5 p.m. - 7 p.m. 5 p.m. - 7 p.m. 5 P.M.-7 P.M. 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. oncer night ACCT. 230 MATH. 152/161 MATH. 152/161 MATH. 152/161 MATH. 151 j. Test Review Test Review lick Materal 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. 7 p.m. - 9 p.m. eanf MATH. 151 MATH. 151 MATH. 151 Yirk ( CH 6 CH 3 & 4 CH 4 ‘Jimmy HollywoodJ — a waste of talent I Pec Brinkl MATH. 151 By Jennifer Gressett It’s the acting finale Jimmy hasik 8pry CH 4 The Battalion dreamed of. He believes dying Holly™ April style is the only way people remember a ri “Jimmy Hollywood” What an great plot! Too bad it was Starring Joe Pesci, Christian Slater and most boring film I ve ever seen Pesci in. Victoria Abril After watching “My Cousin Vinny ’foij, STAFFORD OPERA HOUSE Directed By Barry Levinson eighth time, I was really excited that he7 Rated R new film out. But this wasn’t the film Playing at Hollywood USA waiting for. Don’t get me wrong. It’s not Pesci that tin OK, OK, OK. Take Joe Pesci and a bottle bashing. I thought his acting was prokl of peroxide and what do you get? A poor at­ better than it has ever been. liu, sa REIARTED ELF tempt to win back “My Cousin Vinny ’ fans. If anyone is to blame, director Baiftve n SATURDAY APRIL 1 <±> In “Jimmy Hollywood,” Pesci stars as Jim­ Levinson has to be the man. After his «;*eker my, an unemployed actor in search of the on “Avalon” and “Good Morning, Vietnarlather BLUES Hollywood dream. He can stroll Hollywood I must say I expected better work from tB said Boulevard and name every star by heart. In He seems to have taken a very original,wl Iport -ROCK GARY PRIMICH fact, if someone is lucky enough to offer him written story and slowed it down to a[£ lColie a principal role, he will soon be a star him­ that could bore even the most sedate mow Iship self. goer. Knons Jimmy knows that the Old Hollywood But enough about direction. WhatL*"0m glamour is gone, though. In fact, the streets happened to Christian Slater? In “UntaEpde ir are so covered with scum and graffiti that it’s Heart” he was “the boy with the ves, Monday April 1 8 hard to tell where Hollywood went. heart.” And now in “Jimmy Hollywood’ ) In is v It’s not until Jimmy becomes the victim to seems to he suffering from an “unfortuifi! The Hollywood crime that he decides to make a head accident.” |60s. difference. If the police can’t help him, he’ll Joe Pesci stars in the comedy "Jimmy Don’t get me wrong — he’s doing a b APRIL28TRIPPING DAISY take care of business himself. Armed with a Hollywood." Even with the humorous Pesci, job playing unimportant characters. E [nal ci video camera and his absent-minded friend the film is a flop. can think of better ways he could putlli |tes w William (Christian Slater), the two take to sexy voice to work int an HOTHOUSE FLOWERS the streets in an attempt to stop crime. To­ sire to “let the people see” what has hap­ Who knew two great actors and am Inabi gether, they make videos of various criminals pened to his Hollywood, it seems Jimmy has nal plot could end up being such a MICHELLE SHOCKED in the act and send them to local television created the perfect role. But there is one didn’t. Apparently, neither did the other I DEzXKO stations. catch: revealing his identity could get him people in the theater. 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