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the Concordia College Moorhead, Volume 81, Number 23 ONCORDIAN April 14, 1989 Former SA executives conclude a successful term by Maria Temanaon "There will be a big kick-off in the editor fall to present everything." Johnson said the plan won't be of- A changing of the guard took ficial until then. place this past weekend in the offices "Sue Gammill, coordinator of cf Student Association. Jeff Johnson academic computing, was absolute- and Kent Knutson stepped down ly crucial to helping this whole thing from their positions as SA president come together," Johnson said. and vice president to become "nor- "When we first started, the avenue mal students" once again. we firsttoo k was to go through the Kurt Thompson and Cathie Melin, school. But that proved to be not a newly elected SA president and vice realistic possibility because of cash- president, promptly moved into ther flow problems. After hearing a lot of new office on second floor of Knut- people talk, we found out the interest son Center. was in Mac's. We found out the com- Johnson and Knutson, despite the pany offered this (program), so we fact that they felt "sad it was all jumped on it." over/' said they were happy with the Knutson said the school can pur- many things they accomplished while chase IBMs at a discount but the in office. company didn't offer the same pur- "We promised four things in our chase plan as Apple. campaign and we followed them 'We're not knocking IBM, they're through," Knutson said. "Our big- just not as progressive in the college gest item on our platform was the market like Apple is," Knutson said. Computer Purchase Plan." "We promised this and we came Johnson and Knutson revealed through," he said. Tuesday the Computer Purchase Another thing Johnson and Knut- Plan had been approved by the ad- son were equally excited about was ministration and students will be able a compromise on the current to purchase the computers as soon refrigerator policy. as this fall. "In meeting with President Dovre, "The agreement we have set up is Morrie Lanning (dean of students) Jeff Johnson and Kent Knutson take over a "temporary office" on the roof of the Knutson with Apple Computers, Inc., allow- and Jim Meier, several times we Center. They moved out of their old office on Sunday to accomodate the new administration. believe we have come up with a very ing us to purchase Macintosh Com- Photo by Lori Brobst puters," Knutson said. Basically the acceptable elaboration in that the program allows students at Concor- administration is going to purchase substantial amount of money but March 17). "We're really glad it will improve communications as well. dia to purchase Macintosh com- refrigerated lockers. Maybe 10-15 Lanning said that the Office of be a permanent fixture of SA's con- "Campus Entertainment has also puters through a minimum of a refrigerated lockers will be installed Studetn Affairs would be willing to stitution next year." imporved dramatically," Johnson $2000 loan through Apple's Higher in a unit Each locker will have a pay whatever it takes, experimental- Despite the busy year each of them said. "Our budget there was by far Education Purchase Plan (HEPP). rentable key and no one but you and ly, to try this next year in one or two have had, both Johnson and Knut- much bigger than any budget in the 'The interest rate is tied into the your roommate can go into your units. son said they were glad they could past but we feel it was what the "Bond Equivalent Rate" of the locker. "Morrie has been key to this," be a part of SA. students wanted." 91-day U.S. Treasury Bill," Knutson "The big arguments were the Johnson said. "He has helped us a "We've got the ball rolling on com- "Ifs tough to leave because we've said. "It's much cheaper than any alcohol problem and the increased lot" munication between students and had so many opportunities to talk to loan you'll get at a bank. You dont work load problems it would cause "Karen England has worked with student government," Knutson said. people," Johnson said. "However, deal with the bank, you just deal with the (residential life) staff," Johnson the library committee to finally get "We've done that through the one year is plenty." Apple. As far as repaying this, you said. "They would have to check the library open on Saturday nights," newsletter and by just being out Knutson agreed and said he was have to pay the interest while you are fridges without announcing it Now Johnson said. there." excited for the Thompson/Melin still in school. You can defer paying they could check without bothering We were also pleased to see the Johnson and Knutson felt that team to begin their new year. off the principle part of it until after the students. It would also solve the SAABD ammendment pass with fly- communication can always be im- you graduate. You have ten years to students' problems of stealing." ing colors in this last election," proved upon and they hope Thomp- repay the loan. Johnson said it might cost a Johnson said. (See The Concordian, son and Melin will continue to Cort Sylvester is national champion, team captures fifth at national competition by Barb Pavtete career." caps off Concordia's best speech nice part about having the tourna- the top ten percent at their respec- staff writer Since there are no divisions by size season ever. The national tourna- ment in Fargo was the support the tive district speech tournaments. in collegiate speech competition, ment was a record both overall and speakers had fromothe r members of In addition to first place in im- The 1989 national champion in Concordia was up against 112 individually, for the speech team the team. promptu, Sylvester was in semi-finals impromptu speaking is Concordia's schools which included such big more people qualified and the team "Team members who didn't of extemporaneous speaking. own Cort Sylvester. He and nine names as the University of California, placed hihger than at any other time qualify attended a lot of rounds, and Junior Shane Miller placed fifth in other members of the Concordia's Berkeley; State University, in Cobber speech history. this was so the whole team could go persuasive speaking and he was in own Cort Sylvester. He and nine Normal, 111.; American University, "It was fiin, exhausting and ex- out to dinner afterwards, too," she the quarterfinals of both impromp- other members of the Concordia D.C. and George Mason hilarating," said director of forensics said. tu and extemporaneous speaking. speech team earned the college fifth University, Fairfax, Va., all of which Cindy Larson-Casselton. 'This was Speakers at the national tourna- Robert Grove, senior, was in the place overall at the American Foren- placed behind Concordia. a fantastic accomplishment for Con- ment performed in three preliminary semi-finals of both impromptu and sic Association National Individual First through fourth places this cordia. When I started out this year, rounds of competition, after which extemporaneous speaking. Events Tournament held April 8-10 year were: Bradley University, I had no idea we'd end it in such a the top 24 in each event advanced Melanie Grafing, senior, was in the at State University. Peoria, III. for the tenth year in a great way." to the quarterfinal round. The top semi-finals of informative and "It was a fantastic experience," row; Northern Arizona University, Last year the team placed eight three speakers in each of those quarterfinals of persuasive. said SyWeser, a senior. "Winning this Flagstaff, Az.; Cornell University, overall in 1987 they were tenth. Past rounds advanced to the semifinal Sophomore Val Marsh was in the award was like no other award I have, Ithaca, NY and the University of national champions from Concordia round and so on. Most events had at semi-finals of program oral inter- ever received. It's both incredible — Madison. Concordia were Jill Strickler in 1982 and Bart least 100 speakers in them, all peo- pretation and quarter-finals of prose. and a relief. I've been so close for was behind Madison by only one Coleman in 1983. Coleman's cham- ple who had already won a minimum three years and this year I won. Ifs point pionship was also in impromptu. number of awards during the regular quite a way to end my college speech This year's national performance Larson-Casselton added that one speech season, or who had placed in Please see Speech / 3 AGE PEOPLE TWO NATION/WORLD Prochoicer's say the Supreme Nuclear fusion exzperiment duplicated down South Court is on trial Jonathan Kozol Obelisk The Supreme Court was said to be "on trial" The nuclear fusion produced by a basic this past Sunday when 300,000 demonstrators chemistry experiment at the University of Utah Award-winning author Jonathan Kozol John Jacobs, sophmore; Mike Johnson, inarched in support of the prochoice abortion seemed to be duplicated by Texas A & M and will be speaking about the problems of junior; Dave Goedtke, junior, and Scott law passed in 1973. Georgia Tech researchers. Texas A & M the American homeless and their children Maethner, junior, are Obelisk, die Several prominent figuresjoine d the crowd researchers said that the experiment on Monday and Tuesday at Concordia, Concordia College tuba quartet who wil Including: Jesse Jackson, Judy Collins, generated energy, but they were unable to His appearance is sponsored by the be giving a redtal tonight at 8:30 p.m. Whoopi Goldberg, Jane Fonda, and Morgan identify whether or not it developed through college's Cultural Events Series. They will feature pieces by Bruckner, Fairchiki. Others were physicians, Catholic^ fusion. The University of Utah supported ther Kozol's book "Death at an Early Age," Bach, Sousa, and Joplin and will also nurses, and members of the Coalition of Labor distant colleagues over the miles with firm a description of his first year as a public perform more contemporary works. They Union Women, and thousands more from al beliefs that nuclear fusion was the reason school teacher in Boston received the offer a unique blend of comedy and over the nation. energy was generated. 1968 National Book Award in Science, music. The concert is free and open to Gloria Steinism, a feministwriter , encourag- When nuclei of atoms unite and release Philosophy and Religion. His book the public and will be held at Hvidsten ed the crowd by shouting, "You are the garden energy, fusion has occurred. But, for the "Rachel and Her Children: Homeless Recital Hall. of humanity out there. This city will never be Souther state researchers the reaction was so Families in America" is a narrative the same... It is the Supreme Court that is small that their equipment could not detect the portrayal of the day-to-day struggle of the on trial here." production of neutrons — the key to identify- homeless. A Supreme Court decision on the issue may ing fusion. He has also received several prestigious be reached by July. fellowships from the Rockefeller, Ford Nurses arrested for killing and Guggenheim foundations. French ships may encounter several hospital patients hostile Lebanese In Vienna, Austria, police are investigating Syrian and Druse gunner practiced firing the deaths of 49 hospital patients. So far, four rocket barrages on Christian beaches Monday nurses have been arrested forletha l injections, h preparation for French ships, which are ex- drug overdoses, and suffocation. TTiey all con- CAMPUS pected to reach Lebanon this week with food, fessed to killing patients they considered fuel and medical supplies. France, the former seriously ill and even some patients they con- Concordia Yearbook Receives Renowned author lectures on colonial power over Lebanon, offered sidered a nuisance. assistance because of major shortages of basic Initially it was believed that the killings took Publisher's Recognition campus next week needs. Hie shortage of supplies is caused by place within the last year, but Police Chief The 1988 Cobber yearbook, produced by Johathan Kozol, scholar-in-residence, will the worst sectarian fighting die nation has ex- Guenter Boegl said the slayings at the Lainz Concordia students, has been recognized as present a lecture at 7 p.m. Mon. in the Cen- perienced since 1985. hospital began in 1983. The Police Chief was' one of the best yearbooks published last year trum and lead a chapel convocation at 9:50 Moslems say the French only (Support the also quoted saying, "things are taking on ter- by Taylor Publishing Co., . a.m. Tuesday. He has devoted nearly 25 yeas Christians, so they are prepared to prevent the rifying dimensions." Each year the company recognizes the top to issues of education and social justice in ships from landing, but France claims the 10 percent of the college yearbook staffs for America. The author of seven books, in- resources are for all Lebanese. excellence in cover design, page design, theme cluding "Death at an Early Age/' a descrip- Aneorexia nervosa linked to development, copywriting and special page tion of his first year as a teacher in a public osteoporosis design. school in Boston, Kozol recently finished 10th anniversary of Khomeini's "Too often, the hard work these students "Rachel and Her Children: Homeless Families Islamic revolution celebrated Aneorexia nervosa has been linked to • do goes unrecognized," said Bruce Gerrity, h America:" osteoporosis, the brittling of bones in old age; manager of Taylor's national education divi- In front of a 10-story-high picture of Iranian in female teens. According to studies publish- leader of Ayattolah Khomeini, 3 to 4 million sion. "Many hours go into the creation of a Muscular Dystrophy summer ed in the Journal of Clinical Endocrinology yearbook, and we salute this staff and its high people celebrated the 10th anniversary of the and metabolism, aneorexic teens who suffer camp volunteers needed Islamic revolution. The crowds rallied and yell- standards for excellence." a disrupted menstrual cycle have weaker bones The students most responsible forth e 1988 Summer camp volunteer attendants need- ed "Death to America!" later in life, than older aneorexic women. Ali Khomeini spoke to the people and Cobber yearbook were editor-in-chief Dan ed. The Muscular Dystrophy Association is The results of this information suggest that Woodwick, Rake, , and assistant editor sponsoring its annual summer camp June disclosed die fact that tension between Iran's the female hormone estrogen is crucial in the leadership have posed a problem for the coun- Sherry Schultz, Welcome, Minn. 17-23 for kids with neuromuscular disea^^s. proper development of bones. During the Attendants are needed to assist with camp ac- try, and that now the nation is ready to accept adolescent years, an accumulation of bone help fromanyon e who will offer help without Hold on to those library cards tivities such as swimming, games, arts and mass is typical unless the teen lacked estrogen, crafts, movies and others. For more informa- dominating the country. However, other indicated by a discontinuation of the Students, faculty, and staff are reminded leaders said that the leadership disharmony is that Concordia library cards should not be tion, please call (701) 235-1988. College menstrual cycle. After women reach their late credits may be earned. a sign of a maturing revolution, and that na- teens or early 20's bone growth tapers off; discarded at the end of the academic year. tions throughout the world are going through therefore, older aneorexic women are less like- Library cards, unlike ID's, are issued free of this, "this is natural." ly to suffer from osteoporosis. charge to, each person only once during the CPR training session is added time spent at Concordia. An additional CPR training session foradul t Lost cards may be replaced, but there is a 42 die when submarine sinks CPR has been added to accommodate in- $5.00 replacement fee each time a new card Red River drops after 35.26 crest terested students and faculty. It has been Hie nuclear armed Soviet submarine that is made. Large numbers of requests for scheduled from 7 to 10 p.m. Wed., April 19, . sunk near Norway resulted in the deaths of 42 The Red River crested Sunday at 35.26 feet replacements in September could result in in Ivers 210. Please pre-register and pay the crew members, 27 survivors. Due to a drop in temperature, the Red River cfelays. This may mean that library users would $9 fee at the main Field House office by noon, When the submarine's stern burst into crest was a foot below the expected level. With have to wait to check out materials until ther April 18. This service is offered through the flames crew members struggled to fight the fire the cold temperatures, run-off decreased con- new cards are available. - • . • physical education department and LIFE, the and prevent technical difficulties with nuclear siderably and the water level began to fall. Library staff also caution library users that employees' wellness program. weapons on board. A power shut down was However, officials say the floodstag e will con- library cards should be used with discretion. finally enacted to assure the stability of the tinue for 10 days to two weeks — granted that You are responsible for materials charged out nuclear weapons. precipitation will hold off. With two inches cf on your card, whether or not the card was us- Regional high school choirs will According to the Soviets, the submarine's rain, the situation could become even worse ed with your permisssion. nuclear torpedoes and other nuclear arms than it was when it reached if s peak levell perform Saturday at Concordia have not contaminated the water with radia- Now, flood management efforts are moving Chemistry department hosts Regional high school choirs will join the tion. However, because the submarine lies north. Grand Forks expect the river to crest student lecture Concordia Choir for a concert at 3:30 p.m. 4500 feet below the surface, the water on the sixteenth of this month at 46 feet Saturday in Memorial Auditorium. The choirs pressure could have posed a threat for con- The Chemistry department invites you to will perform individually and as a mass chor tamination. The Soviets and the United States hear senior Joan Greensfield speaking on directed by Rene Clausen. The concert is free have reported that all is stable and will con- "Learning to live with Asbestos," at 2:40 p.m. and open to the public. tinue to be fine. Meanwhile, Soviets continue today, in Room 386 of the Ivers Science monitoring the water for signs of radiatioa Building. Coffee and cookies will be served. " 1 Speech from page 1 Library hours will extend to meet needs Senior Joe Schmitt advanced to the quarter-finals in extemporaneous by Deb McGregor discuss concerns of the students, and the week preceding that Hours of Verlyn Anderson, director of the speaking. staff writer try to solve the problem in the best operation on Friday would remain library, was very positive about the Dave Thomas, (junior,'was in the possible manner. die same. These hours would also be change, "We need to accomodate quarter-finals of impromptu A change in the times the library England needed statistics to back in effect through the 1989-90 changing study patterns of speaking. will be open will take effect on Satur- upiclaims of student disaffection academic year. students," Anderson said. Other national qualifiers were day, April 22. New hours will be \rith the current library hours. With Hie second proposal would also Students are reacting very Carol Schotzko, senior, in poetry in- Saturdays from 10 a.m. until 10:30 the help of Dr. Robert Brown extend the hours of operation of the positively to the change as well. terpretation; Carl Andeson, p.m., and Sundays the library will (engiish), she developed a survey that Hbrary on Saturday evenings until Junior Joan Hansen was pleased with sophomore, informative speaking open at noon and close at midnight would determine exactly how 10:00 P.M. Effective the week of the passing of the proposals, and Steve Rohr, freshman,i n prose Tlie dates in which the new hours students felt about the library hours. finals and the week preceding it. "They're (the new hours) good, interpretation. Also, Miller in infor- will be in effect are April 22,23,29 The survey was distributed two However, the hours of operaton on because if I. am in the library on mative, Schmitt in impromptu, Graf- and 30. weeks before Easter break and in- Fridays would be reduced by closing Saturday, I don't like to stop at 5." ing in after-dinner speaking and Trie change came about through cluded many different questions con- at 5:00 P.M. These hours would also Marsh in dramatic interpretation. a great deal of work by student life cerning student use of the library. be in effect through the 1989-90 "I felt it was really an honor to commissioner, Karen England. The results showed that the ma- academic year. qualify," said Rohr. "It was a humbt- "Students talked with Jeff (Johnson) jority of students wanted changes. The third proposal would increase ing experience to compete against and Kent (Knutson) and told them An overwhelming amount of the hours of the library on Sundays the national champion in my first that the hours the library was open respondents wanted the library open by opening at noon and remaining round of competition. This tourna- were not meeting student needs/' later on Saturday rather than Friday. open until midnight, these hours ment really made me excited to come said England. England then wrote three pro- would take effect during te 1989-90 back next year." England then took the students posals which reflected student academic year. Local TV station KTHI Channel concerns to the library committee desires to present to the library The first proposal was passed with 11 produced a documentary on the The library committee is com- committee. a change of the closing hour on tournament. Some Concordia posed of professors in various fields, The first proposal would extend Saturday to 10:30. The second pro- speakers will be featured on the pro- workers from the library, and four the hours of operation of the library posal will be considered as a gram which will air this Sunday at students including England. The on Saturday evenings until 10:00 possibility for next year. And the 1:30 p.m. purpose of the Committee is to P.M. during the week of finals and third proposal was passed as writtea Man arrested Students set record in phonathon by Lori Eastiund staff writer by Paul James also learned phone ettiquete and The money raised for the Annual news editor persuasion techniques that helped Alumni Fund goes into faculty A flasher was apprehended by me gain the self confidence to salaries, classroom equipment, merit Tom Iverson, director of campus The 1989 Annual Alumni become a good salesperson." and need scholarships, wages for stu- security, in the Ivers science Phonathon ended recently. Student "I experimented with different dent employees and faculty research. occurs * building over Easter Break. Iver- phoners secured a record number of principles of persuasion," said C. It is estimated that the fund helps to everywhere. . . son had received a call from a pledges from friends and alumni of John Larson. "I concentrated on reduce student tuition rates an in Mull towm and Urg* cttiM, «t school and *l ho woman who had seen the flasher the college during the drive. securing pledges regardless of the average of over $2,000 per student at about 4:45 p.m. on Thursday, "Our goal was to beat last years actual amount of money they were March 23. amount of participation/' said Dana willing to give." Iverson wrestled with the man Slimmer. "We ended with a total for about 15 minutes before he number of 4,687 pledges." got him under control and then Sixty-six phoners worked four called the Moorhead Police. The nights a week for nine weeks to raise Copies man was then arrested by the money for the Alumni fund. The police on charges of indecent ex- students were interviewed and 1989 Phonathon posure and disorderly conduct specifically trained in the most effec- A week earlier a man was seen tive phoning approaches. For their Final Totals leaving the women's locker room efforts they received minimum hour- at the Concordia swimming pooL ly wage with the chance to earn Dollars Pledged $186,642 24 "We're pretty sure it was the bonuses based on most money and Total Pledges 4687 same guy," Iverson said. There most number of pledges garnered. Hours were no women in the locker The top phoners in those catagories Kinko's now offers complete room at the time." had been promised a trip to Min- duplicating services 24 hours Iverson described the man as neapolis to take in a Twins game. Top Phoners every day (except some being six feet tall, with a stocky The trip was cancelled though holidays) at the following build and about 30 years old. He because of the difficulites in setting location: is not a student at Concrodia or a date that fit into everyone's a resident of the Fargo-Moorhead schedule. The top phoners were Top Dollars Most Pledges 309 8th St. 5. area. then awarded a thirty dollar gift cer- L Tessa Moon $14,680 1. C. John Larson 201 218-233-8035 "He was given a notice that he tificate for dinner at Chi-Chi's or The 2. John Wetzstein $9,700 2. MayAnn Carr 172 Fax: 218-233-4012 Grainery and two movie passes. can never come to the Concordia $7,007 3. Sarah Mann 140 These were not the only rewards the 3. Lisa Rilling Campus again, under any cir- 4, C. John Larson $6,335 4. Kama Strasser 126 cumstances, or he will be charg- phoners received from their • • • ed with trespassing/lverson said. experience. kmko'S Iverson received an award from "I gained a better knowledge of • the Moorhead Police. Concordia," said MayAnn Carr. "I the copy center

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April 14,1989 • The Concordlan • 3 River subsides and cleanup of Fargo-Moorhead begins by Paul Jamas tainers and testing services are news editor available through the Communi- ty Health Center. As Grand Forks residents Another problem facing area prepare for the worst that the Red homeowners is the disposal of River can muster, cleanup opera- sand from sandbag barriers, tions have already begun in Fargo residents may dispose of Fargo-Moorhead. \Sand at the city landfill. A fee of The Red $10 a ton will River is be charged if forecasted to the sand has continue its 'The Red River been mixed downward looked more like with any gar- trend in depth bage or waste in the Fargo- the Red Sea." material. Moorhead area Moorhead through the residents can week. haul their "The Red sand, ifit is River looked more like the Red relatively clean, to the public Sea/' said Maria Temanson. "I've works facility. never seen a flood before. It was "We may just build a perma- a new experience. 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They advised that those Information gained from the wells should be pumped heavily assessment will be used to deter- and then cleansed with mine how much federal aid the Ripped jeans at height of fashion household bleach. Sampling con- area will receive, if any. by Janet Singleton Bedford at the University of "You have to be careful because college press sen/ice campus. "I don't think kids who rip you want to expose flesh, yet leave Bigger Burger jeans themselves are going to pay for a lot to the imagination," he said. Combo $1.97 Jou Jou, Levi Strauss and Guess? ripped jeans." Once he positions the rips, he Includes: are all bringing out new lines of Julianne Hoffman of Peacock, a transfers his vision to bolts of denim • V4 Ib. Hamburger already-ripped jeans in hope of boutique frequented by University of as he runs them through machinery. • Large French Fries capitalizing on students' fondness Wisconsin-Madison studetns, con- • 24 oz. 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April 14, 1989 • The Concordian • 5 The Concordian 6 April 14,1989 EDITORIAL What is your excuse? In today's society, so much emphasis is placed on the individual self, with little concern for those around us. Yet last week this idea was pushed aside as hundreds of people pulled together in the midst of disaster to help area residents save their homes. Our area faced a mayor crisis during the past couple weeks with the flooding of the Red River, and those who volunteered their help are to be commended. Noah wasn't around to preserve things during this flood, but many Cobbers were. Students sympathized with residents about to lose their homes and took part in the sandbagging efforts. Everyone who joined in to help, seemed to have a reason. The Mondamins and AKX societies did their community service and good deeds for the day as they joined in die building of dikes to save homes. While these and other Cobbers volunteered out of the goodness of their heart, some thought helping out a Concordia professor might be a few brownie points in their favor, others thought it would look good on a resume, others thought it might be a good excuse to skip a class, others went for the free food handed out to the workers by the Red Cross, while still others did so as they weakened to bribes. Apparently several Cobbers were tempted by the offer of beer in exchange for sandbagging help. But this is only rumor — Concordia students wouldn't really do such a tiling, would they? On the other side — what about those of us who sat back and did nothing to help out Or those of us who played Curious George and risked fines for violating city ordinances forbidding entry in closed and blocked areas. Instead of standing there with our jaws dropped to the ground over how high the river was, we LETTERS could have been helping one of those many families lost their home in the flood. We could have helped to prevent the extensive damage caused by the raging river water. Candidate's ballot box campaigning not ethical in student's eyes It seems that when things don't directly affect us, we have a To the editor: was handing out campaign buttons and the outcome determined, but I tendency to put it in the back of our minds and let others worry Approaching the ballot box in approximately five feeti n front of the hope that in the future those runn- about it At times it is necessary to lend a hand even when we Knutson last Wednesday, I was ex- table set up for voting. No matter ing for student offices will choose to what the outcome may be, this can- stop campaigning the night prior to are not affected, after all it could be you in need of other trememly upset to find one of the vice-presidential candidates who ob- didate has obviously shown a lack of the election like they are supposed people's help. viously left their ethics at home. I judgement in choosing to violate the to and trust the voters to make the Some people didn't feel the need to help because it's not understand that it is hard to sit back voters right toprivacy. Hopefully, if right choice. As for this candidate, "their" town. With no feeling of attachment to the area they after campaigning for weeks and elected, this candidate will show bet- an apology might be in order. didn't feel compelled to join in. This is a pretty lame excuse. We allow the voters to choose, but that ter judgement and ethics in carrying Kevin Erickson live here over eight months out of the year so you better think is no excuse for the "ballot box cam- out the job being campaigned for. I junior paigning." The candidate in question realize that the balloting is now over twice about where your loyalties are. And for those of us who make ourselves feel better by making the excuse that we were too busy — save it Everyone else was Seniors out of luck with only six commencement tickets just as busy as you. To the editor Also, how was the number six vations —will they spend this money When you come right down to it, how many of us secretly I would like to address the issue of chosen? The occupancy limit of the to watch a TV screen? hoped for the worst so Concordia would close school? So, the the limited tickets for this year's fieldhouse is 5000. If the senior class To my knowledge, the senior class question is, was it a good deed because of the deed itself, or the commencement exercises. I have at- is about 400 students, 6 tickets only was not involved in this decision at tended this college for almost four comes to 2400 guests. all. Were possibilities such as intention behind it? Were the volunteers Good Samaritans or years, and I feel that limiting the The majority of Concordia holding the ceremony at the footbal were they out for their own? amount of people attending my students are fromMinnesota . Also, stadium or the Fargo Civic Center In any case, and for whatever reason, those of you Cobbers gaduation is grossly unfair. For a large number come from large even considered? who took time out of your busy schedule in that cold weather to those who are unaware of the cur- families with many relatives and Some people might be rent situation, each senior is allotted help a neighbor — you are to be commended. And for those of friends. The "Concordia Communi- unscrupulous enough to "scalp* six tickets for commencement exer- ty" includes underclassmen, local you who didn't volunteer, no medal for you today. their graduation tickets. I hope I will cises this year. The seniors were in- residents, and alumni. What about not be walking around the fieldhouse formed of this new policy last week, them? Seniors will not give on May 7 with a sign reading "I need but graduation announcements have underclass friends priority over fami- tickets". been on sale in the bookstore for ly. Some seniors will have to decide Julie Danielson weeks. What are we supposed to do, who fromthei r family will be allow- senior CONCORDIAN write "Sorry, you cannot attend" on ed to attend. Some people might them? already have plane and hotel reser- Dr. Paul Dovre, Publisher • Maria Temanson, Editor W. Scott OUen, Adviser • Beverly McMinn, Business Manager John Borge, Photo Adviser • Chris Opsahl, Advertising Manager Kristin Sonnenberg, Associate Editor • Paul James, News Editor To the editor ignore this formula. All the teams in the case at aU. In the co-ed final, David Gibbons, Features Editor • Matt McLagan, Sports Editor We, the undersigned, would like Jay Lemke, Copy Editor • Wade Gardner, Production Director the final eight had very impressive although it did not pit last year's two Brenda Daines, Photo Editor • Christine Mattison, Typesetting Editor to first congratulate all the winners records. In feet, all of them were finalists who were also undefeated Angela Anderson, Administrative Assistant • Theresa Dailey, Assistant Advertising Manager of the LM. league this past either undefeated or had only one this year, it did pit two undefeated Kurt CuthmueUer, Ad Production Director • Jonathan Stein, Ad Designer year. All these teams were talented Scott Johnson, Graphic Artist loss in the games they had played teams nonetheless. How can one Steve Hanson • Wensley Hertwrt • White* Photographers and deserved to take home the t- But there were some complications argue with having two undefeated John Bartlet • Steve Hafstrom • Terry Acres • Unette Dimer, Sales Representatives shirts. We would have liked to just to this year's tournament In both teams in the final? We think you can Jennifer PfcJfcr • Bev McMinn • Usa Pederson, Editorial Technical Workers Lisa Ptummer • Lara Olson, Advertising Technical Workers leave it like that, but with the letter men's and women's action, one night not Becky Fieischauer • Carrie Hartmann • Liu Weckwerth, Typesetters The Concordian received in its was totally washed out because the As for the women's final, it had The Concordian is the official newspaper of Concordia College and is published each Friday December 9, 1988 issue, we fed fieldhouse was being used for some of the academic year except holidays and exam weeks. this exact same scenario as the co- Opinions expressed in The Concordian are not necessarily those of the student body, (acuity, there are a fewcorrection s in some other activity. This presented a pro- ed final with two undefeated teams of the comments as well as sons staff or administration. blem because it means some teams playing off. The men's final was also Letters to the editor and &ie$t columns provide a forum for readers. Letters must be typed, double- responses to them. only played four games while othes spaced and signed with the author's name, year in school and phone number for verification pur- a classic. It pitted one undefeated had played the scheduled fivegames . poses. Non-students should include other identifying information, such as occupation or residency- First of all, as stated in the LM. squad against the two time defending Anonymous and form letters will not be published. Letters should not exceed 300 words and must handbook, the tournament should This made it even more difficult to be received no later than Monday at 5 p.m. forFrida y publication. The Concordian reserves the men's champions. A good match-up right to edit obscene and potentially libelous material. Al letters become the property of The Con- be seeded. We agree. But how you seed the teams exactly in ordinal cordian and wQ] not be returned. stated this seeding in your article was ranking. But it was done the best it to say the least The first set ex- Advertising inquiries should be directed to Chris Opsahl, advertising manager, at 218-299-3827. incorrect It is not 1,3, 5, and 7 in could and, as I am sure the writers hibited this perfectly. It seesawed The editorial phone is 218-299-3826. A subscription is $7 per school year, mailed upon request one bracket and 2,4,6, and 8 in the of the previous letter would agree, back and forth until the score was Offices are located at second floor Knutson Center, Coocordia College, 901 South Eighth Street, 20-20. But then the game was stop- Moorhead, Minnesota 56560. The Concordian's mailing address is F.P.0.104, Concordia Col- other, it is actually 1,4, 5 and 8 in the results show the best teams came lege, Moorhead, Minnesota 56560. one and 2,3,6, and 7 in the other, ped One of the officials, with the aid The Concordian and Concordia College are equal opportunity employers. out victorious. just one small mistake on your part As for the tournament being rigg- of some of the spectators not direct- This year the tournament did not ed by the coordinator, this was not Please see Letters /14 The Concordlan OPINION April 14, 1989 7 Just when you thought it was safe to explore Mars have however, received sporadic creatures from other planets have radio signals from Phobos II for visited us because of UFOfs. But Something To quite some time, but nothing has of course I have many comebacks Think About been regular and when they to their comeback. Kristin Sonnenberg signaled the probe to take According to the United States photographs of it — they lost all Air Force, approximately 90 contact percent of UFO reports are found The Martians are comingl They Strange isn't it? To think that to be misperceptions, hoaxes or really do exist — run for the hills! when we ask for pictures, it all of hallucinations. I suppose you may This hype hasn't hit the streets a sudden decides to go kaputt. have a case with the other 10 yet, but is may be on its way. The Even more fishy is that the percent — but barely. Soviet Union will soon be scientist involved said there are The "Lubbock Lights" seen 14 releasing information about what seven or eight possibilities as to times over Lubbock, Texas in happened to its Mars space probe why it failed. Could one of those 1951 was a nuuor scare because and we better be prepared for the reasons be the fear of Martians? of photos taken, yet when the Air worst Let me tell you, in the past I Force analyzed them they found For those of you who were have always beerrthe first to the lights to be reflections from hidden from the news world a stand up and laugh at people who birds. couple of weeks ago, here's a believe there is life on other This incident prompted the Air quick update on what happened. planets. But this one's got me a Force to study the UFO little curious. Sure, I like to think phenomenon for 21 years. During The Soviet Union was leading a Tm fairly open-minded, but when this time they found no evidence $500 million international project little green men with antennae of extraterrestrial origin. So I designed to explore Mars and come into the picture I'll admit guess you believers better go back Phobos, if s largest moon. It I've had my doubts. to your imaginations. consisted of two unmanned space Now if these things really did I'll admit I am curious about probes, Phobos I and Phobos II exist why haven't they revealed the whole concept of life on other that were launched last July. They themselves to us? Sure I know planets, and maybe I'll be lost contact with Phobos I already they supposedly are much fortunate enough in my lifetime, last September when a ground superior to us, but couldn't they to observe a little green man with controller sent the wrong lower themselves for a short while antennae from Mars. If I do claim computer command. (Or was it so we could greet these beings? to see something like that — really a Martian in disguise trying Of course some people have a please make sure I'm sane and to protect information?) They comeback for this. They believe not hallucinating or something. Sage advice divulged by senior Student leaders plan you can do in college which American City. SA has sponsored. There will probably seem incredibly stupid to • Not all Cobbers are good kids. Student be a section for the Campus Is Paris Burning? non-collegians, but kids will be "Good" is a loosely-defined term, Association Notes Ministry Commission, Campus Daniel Batten kids . . . I know. Some Cobbers aren't Entertainment, and a section • Spending time regretting past good kids, but they're not bad Kurt Thompson & for Student Senate and ,. mistakes is not always the best ones, either. It all depends on Cathie Melin Student Association. thing to do, but a tad of how you look at them. The Campus Entertainment I'm not one to make replies to depression every now and then • America is killing itself because We're off to a wonderful Commission will be taking the other columns which appear makes you realize how good of drugs. Concordia is not start with the planning and applications for a publicity in this paper, mainly for the things are (or could be). immune from this nationwide selection of our new director. You may pick up an reason that I don't want to waste • Grades aren't everything. plague. Those Cobbers are bad administration. We are really application for that position . my time on someone else's Neither is massive extracurricular Cobbers. excited about the upcoming until Monday. • agenda. However, I'm going to participation. Sure, these things • Sometimes, you never get year, and serving the students Campus Entertainment break traditon this week and add may look good on a resume, but around to saying something to as President and Vice * sponsors excellent events, and my own thoughts to Debra if that's your only reason for someone before they're gone President of Student I we want students to be aware Morrill's "For What If s Worth" doing such things, you're a fake. forever. Sometimes, I suppose it Association. of the opportunities that they {The Concordian, April 7, 1989), • Some people aren't as geeky or doesn't make a difference whether We came off a wonderfully are being offered. We feel that which shared Deb's lessons she weird as you think. Give them a it's said or not clean and exciting campaign, the best way to do this is by leaned in her four years at chance and listen to them — even • Even pizza deliverers are and would like to sincerely hiring a publicity director. Concordia. Her lessons tend to be the weirdest person has some human. They many have a thank aO of our supporters far Please stop in and talk to us. pretty reasonable, which reflects valid points. demented streak in them, but all of their hard work. Our offices are on the second the kind of person she is. I hate • Ralph's Corner ain't what it they're still human. They even get Now it is time for us to get floor of Knutson Center. to hear what my four year's worth used to be, but thaf s okay. speeding tickets so you can get busy, and organize our ideas of lessons will reflect of me: Nowhere else in Fargo-Moorhead your blasted pizza in 30 minutes. and plans for next year. We • Putting off your homework — can a person experience a sense • You are fortunate if your R.A. will be selecting our : particularly long papers — is not of worldliness and a lack of is blind, not to mention a lot commissioners over the next a bad idea, if you happen to be in naivete. wealthier. week, and you may still pick the right paper-writting mode the • Trying to drive to Duluth and • Not paying your AT & T phone up an application in the SA right before something is due. back in one night with one other bill from the previous year can get office. Some of the positions Sure, it would be nice to not have person isn't necessarily the best you into a lot of trouble by the that are available are Public to worry about pulling an all- idea. next October. Relation, Political Affairs, nighter, but think of all the fin • Some Cobbers are in for a rude •Those "weirdos," or punkers, Student Advocate, Student you'd miss if you were spending surprise when they find out what who you see every now and then life, Academic Affairs, time in the library. Besides, the real world is really like. They think you look pretty funny, too. Executive and Administrative pulling all-nighters is something deserve it Step back far enough from your Assistant, and several positions college people are suppose to do. • Campus Security needs help. lifestyle, and you might just see it on Judicial CouncQ and Social • Experimentation in college life If s a good thing Concordia is in • Some people you thought would Responsibility Board. We is legal. There are some things. rhead and not a real always be wrong can turn out to would like to see a wide range be right This is especially painful of students apply for the when you've made irreversible positions being offered. decisions. Interviews will run on Monday, • Whether you party 'til you puke Tuesday, and Wednesday ^§^ or you stop partying right before evenings of next week. '&^% you puke doesn't make much of a During our first week h >, '•* difference in the morning. office, we have been just • If you aren't jerked around once talking with administrators, by a member of the opposite sex faculty, and staff about our while in college, you haven't really plans for the next year. ^ vV experienced what we're here for. Some of the things that we And last but certainly not least have planned are to build an • No matter how much you try, SA information board in you won't be able to justify the Knutson Center. The boaid $40,000 you've contributed to 'would be big enough so that your alma mater. students can go to look at weekly and monthly events that

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8 • The Concordian • April 14,1989 The Concordlan FEATURES — April 14, 1989 Senior art exhibit on displa

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A montage of the works on display at the Cyrus M. Runn- ing Gallery through May 7. Photo by Whitey Page design by Wade Gardner. Arlo Guthrie to give concert at Plains Art Museum by David Gibbons political and humorous quality. It material from his earlier days and features editor became his first and biggest hit, and does new songs as well. One of his he adopted the abnormal style of the newer songs, "Oh, Mom" tells the Arlo Guthrie will be rolling into song as his trademark. story of a flower child seen by her Fargo in his "Blunder Bus" next In 1969, he starred in the movie children as "a throwback to the six- week for a benefit concert for the version of Alice's Restaurant The ties generation." Plains Art Museum. On Thursday, movie became a cult classic and is Proceeds from Guthrie's Fargo April 20 at 8 p.m. at the Fargo still being shown in theatres and on concert will go to support the Plains Theatre, 314 Broadway, Guthrie wil late night television. Art Museum's programs and ser- perform his trademark blend of Guthrie has recorded fourteen vices, which include exhibits of con- blues, political satire and traditional albums for Warner Brothers, the temporary and traditional visual arts folk music. most recent being "Arlo Guthrie & and educaitonal programs that serve Guthrie's popularity emerged in Pete Seeger: Precious Friend." the public and schools throughout the 1960s with the release of the Guthrie's father was the legendary the region. song "Alice's Restaurant." the folk artist and writer Woody Guthrie. Emcee for the event will be 18-minute ballad was the story of he He was best known for his composi- Charley Johnson of KTHI-TV/11. 1965 arrest for littering in a small tions "So Long (Ifs Been Good to Tickets are availabe at the Plains town in Massachusetts and his later Know Yuh)" and "This Land is Your troubles with the draft board. When ARt Museum, 521 Main Avenue in Land." Moorhead. Sale hours are from 10 Guthrie was called for induction, he Last year Guthrie was featured in a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesday through was "refused enlistment" because he the documentary of his father's life; had a criminal record. Thursday. On Friday, tickets will be i "WOODY GUTHRIE: HARD sold from noon to 8 at the Fargo Apparently he wasn't "moral TRAVELIN7' In the production, he Tlieatre. Ticket prices are $15 for enough to join the army, burn traveled across America in search of general admission or $25 for a women, kids, houses and villages his father's roots and tradition. special benefactor ticket which in- after bein' a litterbug," he said in the In his stage show, he covers some cludes reserved seating and admis- song. of his father's songs as well as some sion to the "Benefactor Bash" with The song was the first popular by other artists like Bob Dylan. Ark) from 9:30 to 10:30 at the Fargo Folk singer Arlo Guthrie will perform a benefit concert anti-war song to combine both Guthrie has updated some of his Theatre. Thursday. New band Roughboy to £lay Changes announced for radio station by Beverly McMInn graduation. -m:^%^^ features reporter : .K> "Well day together through 40' or Q98 but (we) are trying to out college" Tiongson said. make it more accessible to the The posters are up and the word Before becoming established, students. I'd call it accessible pro- is out about Concordia's new the band members questioned gressive, not as bizarre," Collins band, Roughboy. There is a lot to whether or not they should aspire said. "Not this wierd stuff nobody's tell about the band as a whole as to public performing. The final heard or wants to hear." i well as the contribution of each decision to keep going was an im- He decided to make the format individual's talents. - - portant point that united the change after taking several student ; The members are John group, giving them the desire to surveys. These surveys, one taken ' Bergeland (Soph., Drums), Jef work harder, they said. through the mail and another more Tlongson (Soph., Guitar), Chris All of the members learn their informally executed by interviewing Boe (Fresh., Guitar), Ken Hal parts of the songs by listening to students in lunch lines, show that : (Fresh., Bass), Tom Kopp the recordings of the original students prefer "top 40" classic rock, (Fresh., Vocals, Guitar), and Mk artists. album oriented rock (similar to Q98 Master Kevy J. (Fresh., "Ken can listen to a song of Moorhead), Christian rock, and Keyboard). maybe three or four times and light rock in that order or popularity. I These six men formedth e band he's got his part," Bergeland said Station manager Tom Collins has plans to change the Over the past several years there ' in January of thb year for the PUF- There is a good amount of ex- SOUnd Of KORD. Photo by Whrtey. has been much discussion about the • pose of playing at the Turnabout perience in the band. Some of the possibility of acquiring an FM ' Dance April 15. When asked why members have been in previous by Bob Jelllson emphasized that he feels a strong transmitter. Currently the station is bands and all of them have been and how they chose their name, features reporter listening audience is a vital concern available in all the dorms, the dining they admitted that they went exposed to music since for KORD. service and the Normandy cafe through a period of ill-fitting childhood. Kevin has written and Concordia's student radio station, Among Collins' promotional ideas, through carrier current Carrier cur- names like "Pulse" and recorded 60 songs. Two of these KORD 73, is under new manage- are plans for live broadcasts from rent permits the station to broadcast "Runaway." They agreed that are "Paradise" and "Chase Your ment Tom Collins, a junior moor- remote and exotic parts of campus. by carrying its signal through the they needed a name that was Dreams" which the band,now ing in Mass Communications and He mentioned broadcasting from the electrical system. stereotypical of either top 40 or plays. English Writing took over administration building's roof or the "I'm not going to go for FM," Col- heavy metal. " • Ihe other songs the band plays lins said. "We want to get people operations at the beginning of the utility tunnels as possibilities. He also! "We wanted a clean cut name are selected by their dance abili- semester. In addition to his duties at plans to increase the number of call- listening to us on campus before we with guts", Bergeland said. Their ty and popularity. They have a KORD, Collins is a DJ for Y94 in in give aways. expand." name is taked from ZZ Top's large variety of songs to play Fargo. Collins also plans to change the He admits KORD is caught in a song "Roughboy." because the members have Collins is gradually implementing station's format Currently KORD "Catch-22" situation. It could use AH members of the band have diverse influences and favorites some changes at KORD. He wants plays a mix of several styles form advertising revenues towards the common priorities: school first; and choose different songs to to promote campus radio so that Christian rock to heavy metal, but i purchase of a transmitter but KORD then the band They all have per- learn.' ^.W^ ;v^-v?-- .-.:..• :-^l. students are more aware of it and concentrates on "progressive rock". is unable to get sponsors because sonal goals thai will eventually tune in and listen. He feels KORD Collins' format calls for an increase people feel a carrier current means take them away from the band has, "... just been playing records in "top 40" and classical rock. a limited audience. but that will come about after the past three years." Collins * "KORD is not turning into a 'top 2 for Vs - All next week! 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10 •The Concordian •April 14,1989 Morning radio show to start Facsimile machine use spreads A unique opportunity to "see" professor at Moorhead State a live radio broadcast is schedul- University., by Jill K. Sampe If a receiving machine is busy or if ed for the , Thursday's broadcast includes staff writer a bad connection is made, the The Morning Program, Min- two formers, both guitarists: machine takes care of it. Meehleib nesota Public Radio's offering of Chuck Suchy from Mandan, Blueprints, wills, electrocar- reported very few repairs were need- eclectic music and wit, blended North Dakota's Official Centen- diograms, letters, rare journal ar- ed over the time they have had their with news, weather and sports will nial Troubadour, and Lauren ticles — any of these could be sent machine, but the machine itself can be broadcast before an audience Lesmeister from Harvey and in minutes from almost anywhere to determine malfunctions and send almost anywhere. That's the fax, in out a code to its operators. from the stage Momln Fargo, musi- 9 Pro- cian and black and white. Speed is a key advantage for those Theatre on gram will be teacher. They have been around, in pro- in the business world — or for Thursday from broadcast from Regular Fargo bably less sophisticated forms, for students. Detailed drawings and 6-9:00 a.m. Theatre decades. But sales for various types plans can be anywhere in minutes. KCCM 91.1 the > Fargo Theater organists of fax machines are on the rise in the receive the fax to let them know it Bids can be made in time for a deal. m, the Min- April 20. Lloyd Collins, telecommunications market has arrived," Meehleib said. 'They Papers can be in by their due dates, nesota Public Lance Jouhson According to the Star can either come to pick the faxed even if the students who wrote them Radio station for this region, in- and Hildegarde are scheduled to and Tribune, each fax (for facsimile) material up at Kinko's, or we can are snowed in half-way across the 11 vites the Red River Valley com- play "The Mighty Wurlitzer." machine consists of two parts. It is deliver for an additional charge. country. munity to attend the free event, Tom Schaefer, folk musician and both a sender and a receiver of Customers must pay for both sen- . "Sometimes it costs less to fax one and because of the time of day, anesthesiologist from Bismarck documents. A sender dials the ding and receiving services. To send or two pages of a document than to to feela t ease coming and going will play his fiddle. Also part of telephone number of the intended material, the cost is $4.95 for the send it by overnight mail," Meehleib during the broadcast the festivities are Los Catrines de receiver, and their faxmachine s ex- first page and $2 for each additional said. Hosts Dale Connelly and Jim Texas, a Mexican-American ac- change electronic signals. Once a page. (There is an additional charge Sometimes it becomes necessary Ed Poole along with local and cordian dance band led by Arthur good connection is determined, for faxing outside the continental to get a paper to a professor from a regional talent will entertain the Aguilar of Downer, MN, and the more electronic signals are sent United States.) The cost of receiving distance. Senior Sonja Hagander audience with a variety of music Concordia College Chapel Choir through the telephone line to is $1 for each page. took advantage of the service, and — organ, guitar, fiddle, choral under the direction of transmit the message of what to Many factors go into the cost of she believed "it was worth it" and mexican dance music — and Christopher Cock. print The receiving fax machine in- faxing. The heat-sensitive paper is It is possible for some fax the continuing saga of Spudzilla: Broadcast of The Morning Pro- terprets the electronic signals into expensive. Fax machines cost machines to transmit documents to Tuber Terror, the story of a gram, live, to the MPR network heat signals, and a copy is made on anywhere from $700 to $15,000, themselves. Then the machines can potato gone wild. FM stations is made possible via the transmitted message onto heat- depending on their options. be used as backup copy-makers. Normally, the program is the portable uplink satellite. sensitive paper. The process takes Maintenance contracts are also Meehleib said a recent development broadcast from MPR studios in Coverage area of these MPR sta- under a minute per page. necessary. Obviously, there are costs is that, since fax machines print on- SL Paul. "This will be the first live tions extends through Minnesota John Meehleib, manager of for use of long distance telephone ly black on white, a red or orange show we've done outside of St and parts of North Dakota, Iowa, Kinko's in Moorhead, said his lines during faxing. Some hidden background on an original can be Paul. We look forward to Wisonsin and . Local business was one of the first in the costs include telephone calls to removed or "bled out" to make a springtime in the Red River underwriters of The Morning area to get a fax machine. He carries notify receivers of documents and neat white original. This, he said, Valley," says host Dale Connelly. Program on KCCM include a business card with two phone the paperwork involved with this could provide better copies. Springtime in the Valley is plan- Fargo Clinic MeritCAre, Creative numbers. notification process. (Sometimes Fax machines are becoming more ting time so the show's theme is Kitchen and Hetland, Ltd., all of "If s convenient to have a separate several calls are necessary.) common, especially in businesses. an agricultural one, complete Fargo, telephone line for faxing," he said "All Kinko's employees are train- "Concordia should get one on with a broadcast the previous day Free coffee and muffins will be Their machine can receive a fax ed to do faxing," Meehleib said. "It campus," Hagander said, after her from a farmnea r Moorhead. Host served at The Fargo Theatre. without anyone answering the "war- is not difficult to send or receive." experience with sending a paper in Dale Connelly visits with farmers ning call." An obvious advantage of faxingi s a clinch. "Maybe students could get and Marie Vinz, poet and English "We call the people designated to its ease in sending documentation. a discount"

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April 14,1989 • The Concordlan •11 The Concordlan 12 April 14, 1989 COMICS Someone please tell him it is not funny anymore Begging the hours of Bob Hope's "comedy" specials; fascinated by his special. Their repertoire is something to behold: pardon of the rriovie dim-witted, dull brand of humor. Brooke: So Bob, they tell me you've been putting on a industry, Hollywood, I used to wonder how NBC could air such mindless little weight Musings and the nonsense, but then I remembered 'The Facts of Life" and Bob: Oh yea, who said this? Jay Lemke entertainment "Punky Brewster." I suppose they like Mr. Hope's name Brooke: The all players backstage. business in general, recognition. Bob: Pause (usually too short) uh, yea they're right but will someone tell At this point, I should probably disclaim a portion of my Bob and Brooke patter back and forth like this, for what Bob Hope that he previous comments. You see, Bob Hope can be amusing. seems an eternity. isn't funny. I know this seems a cruel sort of action, but it He is merely not amusing in the normal sense of the word Whafs worse, I know they're reading from a script; the* must be done to preserve the sanity of all comedy "comedy." He is funny in the same sense Michael Dukakis audience knows they're reading from a script; the viewing appreciating people of the world. is funny. Their attempted stabs at humor are not amusing, public back home knows they're reading from a script; and Oh, I'm sure Mr. Hope was a riot in the 40s and 50s, but their lack of success with it is. However, this stops yet Bob and Brooke "act" like they're grabbing this and had his audiences rolling in their seats nearly choking being humorous after a time, which amounts to about five innane drivel off the top of their heads. It makes me sick. with laughter. I'm sure of this. But unfortunately for us minutes. Bob Hope needs to get out of the business before he and Mr. Hope, this is no longer the case. Not by a long In his defense however, Mr. Hope has made some hurts either himself or his audience. shot His wit is as lame and as uninspired as a warm, diet attempts at boosting the comic quality of his specials. He Just as it is silly for George Foreman to reenter boxing soft drink left open overnight Indeed, watching this man has brought in that comedic fireplug, the enchantress of at 44, it is silly for Bob to do comedy at age whatever. for an hour is analagous to watching a slew of comedians tiie one liners, that over all joking genius Brooke Shields. Somebody needs to tell Bob; stop. If we don't halt Bob do Jack Nicholson impressions for 60 days non-stop. In Unfortunately, the only item Brooke has added to Mr. now, where will it end? feet, I would rather watch the latter. Hope's already dying monologue is a penchant for >\ A precedent must be set, and Bob Hope must me made Certainly I do not arrive at these opinions by hearsay hokiness. Something which he no doubt appreciates since an example of, or the rest of the world will suffer. So next and secondary sources, oh no. I have suffered through she has been his sidekick for many an unimaginative time you see Bob; give him my message: STOP!

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My Throe Sons seventy-fifth anniversary reunion special The Concordlan SPORTS April 14, 1989 13 Womens' tennis team off to quick start, men follow by Matt McLagan "The freshmen are doing really The USD match was a lot closer sports editor well," Thielman said. 'They have but produced the same result as the been playing great and have shown Cobbers lost 54. Mile Leffel, Paul Concordia's tennis teams con- good leadership. All of them were Mastel and Jeffers won their singles tinued to prepare fo the tougest strong players in high school and matches with Matt Jenson and Jeff stretch of their seasons by playing in (their talent) is showing in college. Peterson getting a win in doubles. matches over the weekend of April "I was really concerned coming in The Cobbers turned it around 8-9. The women raised their record to the season, since only three of us against U. of Mary by winning 7-2. to 10-2 in dual matches by defeating had varsity experience. But ever- Leffel, Jeffers Peterson and Mastel Carleton and the University of Mary thing has worked out pretty well." won in singles and Todd Spicer/ Lef- at Southgate. The men lost both The depth the freshmen have pro- fel, Jenson/Peterson and Jef- matches at the University of North vided will be tested this weekend fers/Harris won their doubles Dakota aginst UND and the Univer- when the Cobber's travel to the Twin matches. sity of on Saturday Cities April 14-16 for matches Tlie men are also going on the and defeated U. of Mary on Sunday. against Hamline, St Mary's, St road for a big weekend of conference The women's team began the Cathrine's and St Thomas. matches. They played at St Thomas weekend by defeating MIAC foe "This weekend will either make us yesterday and will go to St John's for Carleton 7-2. The win increased or break us," Thielman said. matches against the Johnnines, their conference record to 5-1. "Athough these teams are the top Hamline, St Mary's and Augsburg Picking up wins in singles for the teams in the conference, we think it today and tomorrow. Cobbers were Lisa Hanson, Rachd is possible for us to win all four mat- I'm looing forward to the Iibi, Jill Hanson, Kelly Cornell and ches." weekend," Peterson said. 'These are Christine Vidmar. In doubles, the The team will play Northern State the top teams in the conference and teams of Tania Thielman and Lisa and NDSU April 18-19. well finally get to see how good we Hanson, and Sue Swenson and Jill The mens' team travelled to Grand actually are." Hanson also recorded victories. Forks for matches against UND and The team beat Bethel March 11 in Senior captain Thielman at- USD. The Cobbers lost big to UND their only MIAC match this seasoa tributes the team's strong start to the 8-1 with the doubles team of Scott The Cobbers will play at MSU play of the six freshmen playing on Jeffers and Brad Harris getting the April 18 and then travel to Northfied the varsity team. lone win. to play at MSU April 21-22. Junior Todd Spicer anticipates a serve during a recent prac- tice In the fleldhouse. Photo by Wensley Herbert. Swimming is healthy Cobber nine fall in conference opener by Chad Campbell game in the bottom of the seventh ERA since is 3.97. The by News USA and blood pressure, and trim ex- staff writer when they loaded the bases, but the question marks at shortstop and. cess fat next batter grounded out to end the third have been answered with the The lower stress of exercising The Concordia team ran game. In the nightcap, Jay Sannes' fine play of Jay Sannes and Brad If you'd like to have a healthier in the water helps improve mus- into a hot team Wednesday, losing two-run single keyed a five run out- Baker, respectively. heart, take a swim. cle strength, flexibility and tone to St John's twice, 7-2 and 9-5. The burst in the second inning. Scott The competition won't get any Your heart will be working for without building large muscle losses put the Cobbers at 0-2 in the Engelman looked impressive, strik- easier for the 4-11 Cobbers, as they you as soon as you immerse masses. conference, while the Johnnies im- ing out five and giving up only one head down to play two at St Olaf on yourself in water. Immersion in- Unless you want to look like a proved to 3-1. St earned run. Mike Saturday. St Olaf was picked to be creases the amount of blood weightlifter, swimming may be the John's, a pre- The conference Leach came in to the conference's other co-favorite, pumped through your body by 10 best way to build yourself up. season co-favorite get the last out and has already split with St John's. to 20 percent If swimming is a bit too to win the con- losses dimmed and recorded his The next home game will be against Swimming laps is better. A vigorous, you can do many other ference, banged an otherwise first save. Scott Bethel next Tuesday. strong steady pace will improve water exercises. out 23 hits. Jim good week for Bjerke and Wade JOTTINGS: Pitcher Scott the condition of your heart, Stretching exercises work H«uek carried the Beavers led the Engelmann suffered an appendicitis lungs, and blood vessels. especially well in water. Bending big stick for St the Cobbers, hitting attack with and will be out for the season. Swimming is the best form of and twisting while the water holds John's, going 6-7 who won three two hits apiece. ' Engelmann, whom Buigau said was aerobic conditioning because it you up can make your legs, arms, with two home The most im- pitching as well as anybody, had the exercises the heart without put- and waist both stronger and runs. of four games. pressive game of attack just one day after getting his ting strain on the bones, joints, or slimmer. The conference the year was good first win ... Doug Toivonene went the spine. The cushioning effect One of the easiest exercises is losses dimmed an enough to beat 0-4 in the second game agaiinst St of the water makes swimming a also one of the most effective for otherwise good week for the Cob- NDSU, 6-3. Pitchers Jack Gehrke, John's, snapping his hitting streak at much gentler sport your heart and lungs. bers, who won three of four non- Dave Daniels, and JeffMorken look- 14 games... Mike Klindt leads the The cool water of a swimming Bob up and down in the water. conference games. ed in total control, giving up only team in hitting at .409 and Toivonen pool also lets you exercise more If you let the air out through your In the first game since the Arkan- four hits.between them. The win was is second at .400 . . . Mike Leach vigorously in water than on land mouth when you reach the top of sas trip, the Cobbers beat Valley Ci- especially appreciated considering it leads the pitchers with a 1.78 ERA, The temperature of the water your rise out of the water—youll ty State 7-1. Doug Toivonen walked was against the NDSU pitching ace, giving up only eight hits in ten inn- keeps your body from improve your breathing as you two and struck out three, picking up Steve Selk. Jay Sannes led a strong ings ... the infield has turned eight overheating. Since overheating is take part in an exercise that can the victory. Concordia got only four performance by the infield by being double plays in the last three games. the main cause of fatigue, swim- be made as strenuous as you hits, but eight walks and four errors involved in four double plays. Wade mers are able to exercise longer wish. helped produce the seven runs. Hanson' two-run triple was the big without tiring. Before you begin serious The Cobber nine then split at hit of the game, while Mike Klindt The other advantages of swim- workouts, ask your doctor to give home with Mayville State, losing 5-4 and Sannes each had two hits, ming — increased flexibility and you a physical. Once you have his and winning 5-3. Jay Peterson was Head Coach Bucky Burgau is reduced stress on muscles and advice, make your exercises a the hitting star in the first game, driv- happy with his team's progress since joints — make it ideal for all ages regular part of your life — work- ing in two with a double and a triple, the Arkansas trip, with special men- Regular exercise om the water ing out every other day for at least The Cobs had a chance to win the tion going to the pitching. The team will improve your circulation and a half hour. blood flow,lowe r your pulse rate Track team members fare well at meet by Matt McLagan sports editor TTie Cobber track teams began their out- door season with meets at Hamline April 8 and at home April 12. At the Hamline Time Trials, junior Clint Faust placed first in the javeline to lead the Cobbers. Seniors Greg Defor in the 500 meters, Tony Urdahl in the discus and Brian Barstad in the hammer and Freshman John Ault in the shot put also did well for the men Freshmen Katie Hauck in the javelin and Kris Kuehl in the discus both took third to lead the women. Kristi and Jill Farver placed fourth and sixth in the shot put, respectively. The men host the Irv Christenson Invita- tional today with the women competing in the Matt Taylor leads the Cobber mile relay team Drake Invitational today and tomorrow. In a meet against local colleges April 12. Photo by Wensley Herbert. Letters from page 6 Blood drive and library changes successful because of students to voice them. The library is here for Drives this year yielded great tur- to again congratulate the winnec To the editor ly involved in the actual playing of I would like to take die opportuni- the student's and faculty use so nouts of donors and I am proud to the game, ruled that the set was over. and as the spring intramurals begin, please use it I have worked very hard say that the students at Concordia remind everyone that intramurals are ty to personally and publicly thank According to the handbook, the first the students and faculty who gave at at assisting the library in meeting the are truly giving the gift of life to many team to twenty is to be declared the for fun. We hope that these future needs of the students and I want to needy patients in the area. A special intramural competitions exhibit this* this week's Blood Drive. I would also winner. Anyone who knows anything Hke to inform the students who thank the students who helped me thank you to AES/LDS and AhKe about volleyball would find this and are not decided by some mystery accomplish this goal. Please use the rule and that the best team wil returned their library surveys that donors as well as all of the on-and ridiculous. In volleyball, a team must they have made a difference! library-it's there for you. off-campus donors. The time and win by two points to be declared the always win (although it often does not occur). As for the Library Hour changes, As for the Spring Blood Drive, blood given is well spent and you winner. But because the rule was I would encourage everyone to read thanks to those who gave blood. have saved lives! Thanks for a great supposedly found in the handbook, Garnet Wahlund, senior Deb McGregor's article in this weeks There is a lot of work that goes in to year!! the rule stood (as was found out later Ron Fee, junior Concordian and get the facts. Pkase planning and coordinating a Blood Karen B. England in the second set, there in fact was Missy Bjerke, junior let your opinions be known to the Drive and the payoff comes from a (junior) no such rule). This was a poor way Mike Hassman, sophomore library staff because it is your right good turnout All three of the Blood to win the tournament, by rigging up Rob Deics, senior a rule, formulatedb y the spectators, Steve Mossing, senior in order to win. As it turned out, the Brad Wiseman, sophomore better team probably did win, but I Mary Line, senior was a shame that they had the help Jon Benson, junior AKX/Mondamins have paid their dues, now deserve recognition of the mystery rule to do it Sue Kalpin, sophomore significant consequences. However, life of our community. They have In conclusion, we would just like To the editor: Recently, AKX/Mondamin I want everyone to know that we very raised money for charity, par- societies have been in the news as a much appreciate the way in which ticipated in various campus events, result of things that happened during these societies have responded to assisted flood victims and more. spring pledging. Because of viola- this action. They have been Societies are an important aspect tions of College policy, we found it cooperative and have responded in of campus life, and they should be necessary to suspend their pledging an appropriate manner, even though recognized for their contributions* and other activities forth e remainder they didn't like the consequences. not just criticized for their mistakes. of the semester. AKX/Mondamin societies have for Morris L. Lanning Some mistakes were made and, as some time been working hard to Vice President for Student Affairs a result these societies have suffered make a positive contribution to the Johnson's column debated: Senior explains his concept of Hell, informs students Bible version as well

Bible, Christ and the meaning of his It is important to realize that Jesus the Son, Jesus Christ, to physical^ tion is posed. One reason is that peo- To the editor life, death and resurrection lose al did not refer to hell in parable-like die for our sins so that we might give ple don't understand the balance of As a Bible-believing Christian, I meaning. terms but in terms of harsh reality. our lives to Christ so Jesus could pre- God's holiness and love. The other was interested in Kirk D. Johnson's First of all, there is a hell accor- With hell established as real, why sent us to God "holy in his sight, is that people, consciously or sub- essay "Concept of hell is congruent" ding to the Bible. The New Testa- would a loving God send people to without blemish and free from ac- conscously, do not want to face the (Concordian, April 7). I don't blame ment uses three words for hell. hell? The answer is that God sends cusation" (Col. 1:22). reality of their immorality and sin. anybody for asking the question There is the word Tartaros which no one to hell. Each person who God loves us so much that he gave I hope this helps people to come "How can a loving God send people means a place to confine the goes to hell sends himself or herself his one and only Son that whoever to know God or grow closer to Him to hell?" It's a concept that Chris- rebellious angels in eternal torment because they rejected Jesus Christ would trust Jesus with their lives so that the joy of salvation can be ex- tians and non-Christians should until they are judged (2 Peter 2:4). To receive eternal life with God, each would not go to hell but to heaven perienced every day until Jesus understand. Mr. Johnson's article is The second word is Hades which is person must receive Jesus Christ as and live with Jesus forever (John Christ returns for us. probably representative of many peo- a place of torment where those who their Savior (John 1:12). This is 3:16). ple's thoughts here at Concordia so have rejected Christ are held unti necessary because every single per- If s true that God is love but equal- Scott Thompson I believe if s necessary to clarify what they are resurrected to stand before son who has ever lived was or is im- ly as true is his holiness. Each must senior the Bible says about hell and who wil God in judgment (Rev. 20:13-15). perfect (Rom. 3:23). God is love, and be in balance. If someone only and won't go there. TTie third word is Geena or Gehen- along with that, he is holy, just and knows God as love, then everyone I'd like to preface this response na which was an actual place where perfect (Matt 5:48). By definition, can sin as much as they want and go with a comment If you're an atheist, the garbage and dead bodies of nothing which is impure can be in to heaven. If someone only knows agnostic or think the Bible is just animals and criminals of Jerusalem the presence of that which is pure. God as holy, then everyone is going another book, then this may or may were thrown. Jesus used this word to God is pure and humankind has an to hell. Both the love and holiness not help you understand the concept parallel what would happen to those impure or sinful nature. Because of of God must be understood together. of hell. To understand the Christian who reject Him (2 Chron. 33:1-6; God's pure holiness, there can be no My experience with people who and the whole of Christianity, one Mark 9:44). It is also used in sinfulness in his Kingdom. However, ask, "How can a loving God send must look and see what the Bible reference to the lake of fire (Rev. God wants us to be with Him, and his people to hell?" has taught me that says about it because apart from the 20:15). love was his motivation to send God there are two reasons why this ques-

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14 •The Concordian • April 14,1989 North Dakota, Ed Schultz gives sports a bad name The rest of the players are die five finalists for Mr. Hockey in finish second to Illinois in the games he won, other pitchers 25-year-old Canadians that want Minnesota, including winner conference and be the Seton Hall would use him as a measuring Slapshots to play for a year and turn pro. Trent Klatt of Osseo. This team of next year's tournament stick to get a raise. As a result, How can you be proud of a team never rebuilds, it just reloads. The North Stars will be the salaries have gotten out of hand Matt McLagan tike that? One team that is on the verge team of the '90s.You heard it Twins fans have no need to After watching the North of being the best is the Twins. here first The team that was worry, however. Frankie will sign Dakota Class A With the kind of hitting the Twins supposed to be the team of the soon because he likes Minnesota For the few months that I have tourney, only Fargo South would have throughout the line up, it '80s will take the NHL by stonn and would crack under the media been sports editor, I have been have a chance at competing with will be tough to stop them. The in a fewyear s and continue to microscope if he went to New sitting on my hands, waiting to the teams in Minneapolis and St emergence of Allan Anderson, dominate much like Calgary York or Boston. He'll still win 20 say how I realty feel about the Paul, which is not known for its Roy Lee Smith and Freddy recently. games this year. sporting world and the Fargo- basketball. All the other teams in Toliver has strengthened a The big difference between the j On the other hand, Reardon Moorhead area. Since the year is the tourney would get smoked by pitching staff that once featured new Stars and the Stars of old is has the same number of years left almost over and I'm out of ideas Staples, who took third in only Frank Viola — if he would solid management Coach Pierre in his arm as he does on his to write anything else, here is Minnesota's small school only win. Page has done a successful job of contract — one. They are wise \tfiat I think, like it or not tournament The other two teams that will building a team by knocking it not to sign him for more than North Dakota is a desolate I admit this really isn't fair. The be on top some day are the North down and building it up in one another year. wasteland, especially in sports! entire population of North Dakota Stars and the Gopher's basketball year. They finally got rid of Dino Ed Schultz is really a jerk.He think every sports fan from is far less than the population of team, both my personal favorites. Cicerelli, a good goal scorer and shot his dog while hunting. Nuff anywhere else must agree, the Twin Cities alone. But being The North Stars will be discussed spark plug, but a zero on defense said. although is no hotbed the true sports fan that I am, I in the next point and a constant whiner. Now if s your turn. I've had my either. Besides world champion just couldn't hold the truth in any The Gophers surprised a lot of For now, the North Stars play say, so it is only fair to let the boxer Virgil Hill, this entire state longer. 'Nuff said. people by being selected for the extremely boring hockey. That readers voice their opinions. If I has virtually no nuyor impact on The mtgor sports in Minnesota NCAA tournament and then will change once get enough responses, I'll print any aspect of sports. are on the upswmg.This is not making die Sweet 16. Sure they takes the ice and learns from the good ones next week along Somebody from Fargo might another attack on North Dakota. played Siena, a school smaller veterans like and with my responses to diem. Drop ask, (fWhat about Bison football? Tm just stating the fact that by than Concordia, to get there, but Brian Bellows. He's no Gretzky or your letters in F.P.O. 104 and They won lots a championships." coincidence, all but two of the point is they got there. Now Lemieux, but he's no Brian label them "Slapshots." Prove to Check the roster. Most of the Minnesota's sports teams are at or they have recognition and Lawton either. me Cobber sports fans are not players come from Minnesota, approaching the top of their experience to make them a It's not Viola's and Reardon's wimps. especially the Twin Cities, such as leagues. The two that are not are serious contender in the Big Ten fatdt they're big babies.Bo\h of recent Ail-Americans Jeff Bentrim the Timberwolves, the expansion next season. these pitchers want more money, aod Mike Favor. The only North basketball team that begins play Willie Burton and Melvin but if it wasn't for owners like Dakotan worth bragging about is next season, and the Gopher Newbern are possible pros and George Steinbrenner, they Tony Satter, who is so good he football team, who are losing too Richard Coffey is a powerful probably would be asking for less should be playing for the many in-state recruits to NDSU. rebounder. The Gophers will get than they are. He was the first to . Two teams already at the top a true point guard in recruit over pay players that had not Somebody from Grand Forks are the Vikings and the hockey Arriel McDonald, an All-North proven their worth, giving good might ask, "What about the Gophers. The Vikings are still Carolina selection. They are still players an argument for a higher Sioux? They won lots more young and should be in the hunt in the hunt for 6'9" Deon contract For example, hockey championships than the for the again, but Thomas of Chicago, who will Steinbrenner gave mediocre Gophers." Check the roster, too. they need a running back to win make the team even stronger up pitcher George Frazier over There are about two or three it all. The Gophers blew yet front by keeping Jim Shikenjanski $300,000 a year. When Frazier players from North Dakota and another opportunity to win the on the bench. If they land would pitch according to his about five or six from Minnesota. big game, but have landed four of TTiomas, expect the Gophers to ability and lose twice as many

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