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Police find toddler University says 'Give us more' neglected; charge materials, a nurse practitioner program, a Brook added that the state does not know President Roselle research position in poultry disease and how much ~oney it will have in June when the equipment for the physical therapy program, approval of a budget occurs. among others. Speculating, Brook said if the state remains .intoxicated mother requests money for "We're not unhappy with the governor's financially healthy, the university has an recommended budget," Rosette said. "We excellent opportunity to pick up some of its UD improvements. believe the governor has made a additional requests. A 2-year-old is found walking in recommendation that will support our efforts." It's unlikely "we will get everything we ask BYTRAQ' LARGA Y The state's recommended budget for the for," he said, adding, "There's always a chance diapers through a Newark lot. AdminiJtrarive News Editor 1994-95 fiscal year is approximately 18 percent we will get something we didn't ask for." DOVER - When University President of the university's $350 million to $400 million In addition to Roselle, other university BY BRIAN HICKEY service specialist for the Uelaware David P. Roselle addressed the state's Joint City New> Editor annual budget. officials gave reasons for the state to comply Division of Family Services, had no Finance Committee Tuesday at Leg,slative A 33-year-old Newark woman specific statistics on instances of According to John T. Brook, university vice with the university's requests. Hall, he had visions of more than the $73.8 president of Government and Public Relations, "During the past five years, for each was arrested and charged with child neglect in the state. million budget Gov. Thomas R. Carper endangering the welfare of her 2- "Is it the fJTst time something like the university will definitely receive some additional $1 of state money appropriated for recommended. amount from the state. the university, the university has on the average year-old daughter Tuesday, said this happened? No. Is it the last time Roselle presented the university's budget Patrolman David Eastburn of New something like this happened? No," The question is, how much and for what? each year generated more than an additional requests for the 1994-95 fiscal year, which "If they have the ability to be of assistance $12," said Andrew B. Kirkpatrick, chairman of Castle County Police. Greve said. "We get over 1,000 calls include an additional $791,000 to Carper's Eastburn said the 2-year-old was a month, but that does not mean to the university, [the state] will be of the university's Board of Trustees. Rose 11 e recommendation, if the funds are available. assistance," Brook said. "Budgets are always a added the university is an extraordinarily high spotted shonly after 10 p.m. walking there are 1,000 reports. These requests would provide library through the Lexington Green "For example, yesterday I compromise." see 8 UDG ET page A4 Apartments on Smalley's Dam Road, received 44 calls and wrote eight neat thl 'intersection of Routes 7 and [reports]." 40, wearing only her diapers on a Eastburn said the infant was able rught with temperatures in the mid- to get out of the apartment and into Citizen 20s. the cold weather bv ooenin2 the New Castle County Police Foot unlocked front door. Patrol Officers Michael Capodanno Following the incident, the infant and James Gladney, assigned to the was placed into the emergency asks UD Smalley's Dam Road area, custody of an unnamed relative, and responded to the scene where they Ward was charged with endangering found the infant and were able to the welfare of a child. identify her and located her home "The most important thing to do to think after she pointed them toward it. in a child neglect incident is to get When they went to the apartment the child proper clothing and where the child lived in the Ingleside shelter," Greve said. "The immediate issue is the safety of the child." religion Building of the complex, the officers found the child's mother, Sandra The suspect was taken to New BY TRACY LARGA Y Christine Ward, highly intoxicated Castle County Police headquarters Administrative News Editor and lying unconscious, Eastburn because she was intoxicated. She DOVER - The university said. was arraigned Wednesday in Family has more than 55 educational · The apartment was also found to Court, but her bail situation was departments. Does it nee d be unsafe, as the infant had been able unavailable. another? to wander around near alcoholic Eastburn said the infant remained According to Wilmington beverages, knives and other uninjured throughout the incident resident Ed O'Donnell, one dangerous items, police said. and was still in the custody of a more -a department of religion Donna Greve, master family relative as of Thursday. to offer at least 30 theological courses- wouldn't hurt. O'Donnell addressed University President David P. Roselle , the Joint Finance Priceless painting Committee and other university officials at the university's annual budget meeting Tuesday in Legislative Hall. Under the O'Donnell plan, all pinched from of the world's great religions would be taught , including Christianity, Islam, Judaism and Hinduism. public property "There can be no morality without religion," said the By JENNIFER FBANKS the wires holding it to the wall . owner of Trumbull Map St•fl Reporter The entire act was caught by Company and Wren Marketing A swirling red sky looms security cameras. Company. above a skull-like figure The painting was stolen from But is a whole department clutching his head with his mouth an exhibit connected with the needed? open in anguish. Winter Olympics. Mary P. Richards, dean of the Edvard Munch's reknowned William Homer, former College of Arts and Science, painting, "The Scream," was chairperson of the art history said it would be difficult to add stolen Saturday. department and the H . Rodney another department at this time The theft at the National Art Sharp professor of art history, because the university is trying Museum in Norway took less was puzzled about why someone to reduce and consolidate than a minute, according to would want to steal the painting programs. reports from the Associated Press because its fame would prevent it In addition, a Jewish Studies (AP) and Reuters news services. from ever being sold. Program is in the developmental The thieves entered the Homer said the painting is stages, and the philosophy department offers many religion museum by a ladder around 6 :30 priceless because it is an THE REVIEW /Mark Schaffcr courses, Richards said. a.m., then cut the painting from important piece of art. But O'Donnell, a graduate A painting such as that would University Presient David P. Roselle presents the school's budget needs to the state Tuesday never come onto the market to be afternoon in Dover. see RELIGION page AS see ART page AS Breaking up is so hard to do BY LAUREN MURft!Y to <11 end, more than hearts can be broken - daily Cqlyfd«T routines, friendships. and other inconveniences can Valenire's l>dy," Sarnrnrns said dy. 1lnlgh Sblkespeare's farmus wonls cbmbes ttc luxm1 SL Valentire Tuemy, (oc so it seemoo to "[Valentine's Day) is what brought me to a liltfm\Ut nature c:i lest love 10 (X:lfeaD1. lmlkups ~ ~ were Ja:king swectlrart<;) ToQj Samrrms realizarirn," Samrrms sai:l. "It's ttc day evayme is Clll c:ilm make ywng JXlllPe wish trey hal rever let (EG FR) irooically decided to em his relaiooship, supposed to be all into ea:h other, am I realized I THE REVIEW /File Photo drir lm1s get involved. proving it can be hard on the person ending a wasn'L" "The Scream• was stolen Wl'm ~between oollege snmtts am: relaliamipas well as rn ttc en~ m 't expx1ing iL &me poope CXJX:riem: pain after a b'eakup but Saturday from the National Art "h was ttc hara:st lhing I ever hal to oo, t:lipCCially see BREAKING UP page A3 Museum in Norway.
CONTENTS INSIDE REVIEW On February 16, Campus Flash.A2 Serendipity..... B1 "Hi, my name is Bob and I'm, ... Weekly World News 1973, UD lacrosse Police Reports.A2 Whaz up uhh ... undeclared. Is this term, reports that one of coach and football letter from the with that? ...... B1 which some people equte with the seven astronauts defensive backfield editor...... A2 Movie lines .... B2 WEATHER saying "I have no clue," something from space shuttle coach Mickey Health and What's New .. .. B2 that leads to shame? On AB. Challenger is alive Heinecken accepted life ...... A2 Sports ...... BS Happy days are here again. After and living on a tiny Q&A ...... A4 Comics ...... B9 weeks of cold, this weekend It's so routine, you may hardly the head grid ever give it a thought. But it's such island in the position at In Review & Opinion .. . should be beautiful. Today expect Bahamas. NASA Middlebury College • Hickey on Greeks temperatures hovering between a part of everyday life, you can't 55·60, with mucho sun. Saturday deny it. Male or female, everyone based author Ronald ~~------~ in Vermont. He also • Orlando on heroes Walker said all seven HEINECKEN had to coach tennis. • Campbell on morality will be much of the same, with makes the trip to bathroom t1me actually survived. temps floating around 60. after time after time ... On 83. WAlKER A2. THE REVIEW• February 18, 1994
Letter from the editor A look at UD A prejudiced paper CAMPUS FLASH happenings faces the music As much as I try to understand this THE BORNEO HORNS kind of thinking, I just don 'L PLAY AT MITCHELL REMEMBER WHEN ... By Jeffrey Todd Mathis peeped on II HALL naked, college-age women. His acts The Borneo Horns, led by Jeff screamed out news students not only Saturday Night Live should know about, but need to know saxophone soloist and Pearlman aboul arranger Lenny Pickett, will He could be white, black, yellow, : play in Mitchell hall on red, pink, blue, p1ce - no matter, his ' Friday, Jan. 21. at 8 p.m. "Blame the person, and you blame the cause. Blame the media, and you face and name was going on the first Originally the horn page. section for David Bowie's blame no one." The same goes for Griffin, a 1983 world tour, the group -Stanley Herz, author man members discovered shared who caused unneeded pain and musical interests and have There has been some funny talk suffering for hundreds of university continued working together running through the vein of the students. in New York City performing university's African-American We didn't have a shot of Griffm, but their own compositions. cooununity lately. if there were ever two staies custom fit Pickett has written music It's about The Review, and what's for the front page, it's those. for dance, theater, film and Furthennore, if there were ever two being said hasn't exact! y enthralled too concert pieces and has also places where Afri~'!-Arnerican anger many members of the newspaper's staff. worked with well-known should be directed, it's not towardThe popular artists such as The You see. for three issues in a row, we ran Jeffrey Todd Mathis' mug shot oo Review, but at Mathis and Griffm. Talking Heads and Paul Acts like peeping on naked women Simon. · Page 1. It was a no-brainer, to be ani causing the evacuatim of a building The group's first album canpletely honest. was released in 1987 by Malhis, a 23-year-old farner student. bring down reputations. Carthage Records. had allegedly been involved in 11 or so Repooing on it doesn't. Tickets for the concert are Peeping Torn incidents atlhe university. $10 for the $eneral public, $8 •He was trash - the kind of guy ALPHA CHI OH-SHOOT! for universuy faculty, staff whose acts deserve to be p1blicized and In Tuesday's issue of The Review, a and senior cittzens and $4 for sautinized. page fwr quoce in Greek Roundup read, students. So that's exactly what we did. and "Unfortunately, we need more of our that's exa::tly why we're getting ripped chaper at rush." What the full quote said was: KENNETH BRANAGH'S aput. FILM FESTIVAL It seems many African-American "Because we have formal rush right Three films by Academy students see Mathis' three-picture now, we can only send two Award-nominated director THE RfVIEW /Pamela Wray DeStefano representatives to the conference. Halloween two years ago was highlighted by a trip to a local haunted house, where Jason was out appearance as a proverbial racial slap in and actor, Kenneth Branagh the fare. Unfonunately, we need more of our will be featured on Sundays and ready to kill. "Why does The Review always chlqxer at rush." in January in .100 Kirkbride exploit blacks?" people think. "Why My OOd. Sorry aboot that. Hall at 7:30p.m. stars Emma Thompson and The next two lectures in the New World Order," on can't we be portrayed in a rmre pa;itive The series of films, Paul Scofield. the "Leadership in the New Tuesday, Jan. 18. light?" Jeff Pedrlman is the editor in chief of opening with Peter's Friends, The festival concludes on World Order" series, a group Catherine Kelleher, senior The Review. Letter from the editor a comedy starring Branagh, of seven lectures, will focus fellow in the Foreign Policy The same type of questions were Jan. 23 with the Swan Song, a appears eve!)' other Tuesday. Emma Thompson and Rita film directed by Branagh and on the Middle East and Studies Program at the asked two issues ago, when our top Rudner, are free and open to nominated for the 1992 Oscar security issues this month in Brookings Institution,will story focused on Nicholas Griffin, an the public. for best short film. 125 Clayton Hall at 7:30p.m. speak on "A Renewed African-American student arrested in The film festival This film will be shown at The first of these two Security Partnership?" on connection with the release of tear gas in continues with Henry Von its regular 7:30 p.m. time and lectures features Geoffrey Thursday, Jan. 20. the Christiana West Tower. Jan. 16, in which Branagh will be repeated at 8: 15 p.m. Kemp, senior associate with "Always trying to keep the brothers won an Academy Award the Carnegie Endowment for down." an editor overheard an African. An Associated Collegiate Press nomination for best actor and NEW WORLD ORDER International Peace, who will American student say in reference to the Four-Stat All-American Newspaper best director. The movie also SERIES CONTINUES discuss "The Middle East and -Compiled by Natalie Triefler article a few weeks back. Always trying to keep the brothers down? Jeff Pearlman What? Editor in Chiflf Adrienne Mand Executive Editor Uz Lardaru Robyn Furman Nitrous oxide: Not just for whipped cream Edilcxia/ Editor M~~ns Editcx
l 1 .'1 ~ 1 "''J ltJCJ ·;rJ: 1!:" tn :u;~ !<.\'.) ' l' I · Sta&y ' B'emst~Yn ·,.,.. 1 lrf' M.'TYECOMER · .. numb," she said. "It's kind of · Symptoms of long-term usage, he One reason adolescents, as well as able to prosecute because tht!y're v •• ' L.~ RebeCca Tolle'n · EntrtUinmeniEdiror hallucinogenic and euphoric, I said, include numbness and weakness many college students, use N20 is perfectly legal to have. '.,.,~ 't-,~~~~1/'roj«DE!_~?':~ ~ The g~'lno'W'n ' ~s Mtr'OI.l~ ' o'~ IIJ{"' guess." of the limbs, loss of dex1erlty~ ~ due to 'ts accessibility. " • ,., • J ~·""If people are going to inju.'re Greg Orlando (N20) has several respectful uses in Because the high is so powerful sensory loss and loss of balance. Although purchasing the large themselves by taking a standard today's society. and brief, most users wiU hardly stop Bisio said the main users of N20 tanks used for medical purposes may household item and using it for a Olpy Desk Chief Also called laughing gas, dentists with just one "drag." are adolescents between the ages of be a hassle, one local record store purpose it's not intended for, are you have used it for years as an anesthetic They will usually keep running 14and 16. does sells cream whippers containing going to ban all of the products?" he Walter M. Eberz Minilflin&l'holography Editor for their patients. back for more until the tank runs dry. Of the 200 chemically-addicted small amounts of N2o. as well as the asked. "I don't think so." It is also the substance used to put "That's why it's called hippie adolescents he works with, Bisio canisters used to propel them. And while the detective said he the "whip" in canned whipped cream. crack," said a university senior who said 20 percent of his patients have "We have a stamp that says 'not has seen obvious abuse, he has never Megan McDermott But sometime during the 19th also requested anonymity. "Once you admitted trying the drug at least intended for illegal purposes'," said arrested anyone for it because the M~~'¥1 Sports Edilcx century, someone realized that N20 pop, you can't stop." once. Trent Van Doren of Wonderland charge is almost impossible to prove. Kyle M. Madden could also pack an awesome buzz if And while N-,0 may be less "We don't see people here who Records. ''They're used for whipped "lf you could prove its usage, the A.dver!W'¥1 Directcx inhaled directly. harmful and addictive than crack say nitrous oxide is their main drug cream. If someone comes in asking person would face misdemeanor Today, whenever there's a of choice," he said. for whip-its, we won't sell it to charges similar to those of alcohol," Alicia Olesinski Grateful Dead show or a tailgate "People usually take the cafeteria them." the detective said. Lynn Schoenbeck party before a large concert, a huge approach to it and use it more Bisio explained, "Since nitrous An officer would actually have to ll&JsinessMw.ifJ'!'S · block party such as Wilbur or recreationally." does have some bonafide usage, such see someone inhaling the gas, he !Health~ Life I Copy Editors ...... Skidfest or someone just happens to Contrary to popular opinion, as whipped cream and anesthesia, it's said, or prove that it is being sold for Scott Ellis get a cheap tank on their hands, one addiction to N20 is quite possible, not regulated like liquor, or illegal to the purpose of inhalation for the law leAnne Evans can be certain there will be hundreds cocaine, there are serious health yet dependency is more mental than sell." to be applied. Gary Geise of youngsters holding huge balloons hazards that come with prolonged ·physical. And while Dela)IVare does have "I doubt any smart business man L.auren Murphy of N20 close to their chests, floating usage. Bisio said while N20 may not be a laws which clearly prohibit inhaling will confess to selling it for drug .lymlette Shelley in the brief euJD<>ria it brings. "The buzz from nitrous oxide huge drug problem itself, usage may N20 for purposes of intoxication, purposes," the detective said. . JimWe_, "I love nitrous," said one comes because the brain is deprived sometimes lead to the abuse of harder they are extremely difficult to As far as Bisio is concerned, users Entertainment Editors ...... university junior who asked to of oxygen," said John Bisio, director Rachel" Cerirola substances. enforce. of N20 should be pitied, as well as M. lye Comer remain anonymous. "You can suck of substance abuse at the Meadow "There's some disappointment An undercover detective for the helped and prosecuted. Feati.RS Editor• ...... ' on a balloon, lose all your marbles Wood Hospital for Adolescents in involved because the buzz only lasts Newark Criminal Investigative "If you see someone using it past Laura Fasbadl for a good 30 seconds and then be NewCastle. for about 30 seconds," he said. "If Division, who refused to give his the age of 16, they're usually pretty fmeagain. "Prolonged usage can destroy [users] are looking for a longer name due to the nature of his job, Gtaphics Editors ...... ;...... pathetic people who are very · Jemifer MiUs "It makes you feel light-headed, brain cells and cause permanent brain hallucinogenic effect, they'll go for said, "we've found duffel bags full of dysfunctional with little social skills," . . john Ottinpr but your body feels really heavy and damage," Bisio said. something harder, like ecstasy." empty nitrous cartridges but not been he says. News Editors ...... :: .;: ...... ~ .: ~ ... . Lara DOnofrio Brian Hickey Tracy l.argay Melanie Mannarino Traci Manza Jimmy Miller Dennis OBrien Police Reports . Sandy Oimsbee Natalie Triefler Spoiler stolen from An unknown suspect smashed The stolen propeny was valued Melissa Tyrrell the passenger side window and at$145. Southgate Apartments Sports Editor ...... removed a briefcase and black Meredith Glazar shoes from a 1988 Dodge Aries in Muscle man lifts garage An unknown suspect smashed the Newark High School parking do9r (part two in a the windshield and stole a spoiler Assistant Entertain~t Editors ...... lot on the 400 block. of E. from a 1993 Ford Probe on the ser1es1 Delaware Ave. between 7 p.m. M. Victoria Kemp 600 block of S. College Ave. near and 9:50p.m. Tuesday, Newark An unknown suspect lifted the jennValese • If you can work until 11 pm, 2 or the Southgate Apartments Police said. locked garage door of a residence between 11:30 p.m. Sunday and Damage to the vehicle totaled on the 100 block of Tyre Lane, 3 nights a week, please call 10 a.m. Monday, Newark Police Msistant ff!iltures Editors ...... $100, and the stolen propeny was causing $100 in damage between said. Meli!sa Hunt valued at $69, police said. 2 p.m. and 2:30p.m. Tuesday, lauren Mednick Marliese for an interview at The stolen property was valued Newark Police said. at $450, and damages to the Msistant News Editors ...... 453-2610 ~ock yo,ur garages! (first Sheny Dorsey vehicle totaled $250, police said. '" a ser1es of garage Jeep vandalized on King Deb Wolf • Other hours also available heists) Assistant Photography Editor ...... Car stereo stolen from William Street Volkswagen Bug An unknown suspect stole a Kelly Bennett We're on the U of D Shuttle Route purse from an unlocked vehicle, An unknown suspect smashed An unknown suspect removed the windshield and stole an Assistant Sports Editor···--- which was park.ed in the victim's Michael lewis a Sony AM/FM cassette stereo garage, Newark. Police said. AM/FM cassette stereo from a from a 1974 Volkswagen Bug on TCI MARKETING Police gave this account of the 1981 Jeep on the unit block of the unit block of Wynwood Drive Senior Staff Reporter ...... :.. .. incident: King William St. between 8 p.m. between 11 p.m. and midnight Sean Neary Elkton and Casho Mill Rd. The suspect apparently lifted Monday and 4 p.m. Tuesday, Sunday, Newark Police said. the garage door of the home on Newark Police said. The stolen property was valued the unit block of Wynwood Drive Damage to the vehicle totaled Office and malllns addr-: at $200, and there was no damage Student Center B-1 between 5 p.m. Sunday and 10 $200, and the stolen Pioneer to the vehicle, police said. Newlll'k, DE 19716 a.m. Monday. Stereo was valued at S 120, police Busineu ...... (302) 831·1397 The suspect then removed a said. Advertising ...... (302) 831·1398 Car damaged, goods purse from an unlocked 1991 Ford Newt/Editoria1 ...... (302) 831·2771 Taurus. The purse contained fA)( ...... (302) 831-1396 stolen at Newark High checks, eyeglasses, credit cards, THE TRUTH Ccpyright 1994 School keys and cosmetics. -compiled by Jimmy P. Miller r February 18, 1994 • THE REVIEW. AJ World Condom Olympics pump up safe sex News " These programs are so college campuses, one in every Harrington residents are taught the important," Hurd said, "because 500 college students has the HIV we haven ' t had sex-ed since virus, which causes AIDS. Summary importance of healthy intercourse. seventh or eighth grade, and there The program also provided is always new information about information on locations where BY JESSICA CARPEL Condom Nation, a s to re in Philadel phia this stuff. "We're never going to condoms can be purchased CLINTON STANDS UP FOR GAY Sraff R•port•r specializing in all kinds of condoms. have sex ed in school again. It's separate! y . M ike said this is RIGHTS In honor of National Condom Awareness The program also included a question and also a good way for people to ask important because condoms Week, on Tuesday the second-annual answer session and a short video questions." bought separately are always President Clinton wrote a letter Harrington Complex Condom Olympics was presentation. Problems were discussed, such After the contests, Mike dated, as opposed to ones sold in Tuesday to the Victory Fund, the nation's held. as which lubricants to use with condoms. passed out the remaining a box. top gay rights group, stating that anyone The Olympics gave students the The video focused on the importance of condoms to the audience and Condoms can be bought at who would legalize discrimination opportunity to show off their condom using a condom . answered any las t ques tions Wellspring Health Education .because of sexual preference knowledge, ask questions and learn about "The video was pretty cheesy, ' 70s-style, pertaining to safe sex. Program in Laurel Hall for 10 misrepresents our country's values. safe sex. but it was very helpful," La Rue said. "It Literature, which included cents each. They can also be Clinton wrote the letter in response to a "We don't promote sex," said Mike, really served its purpose, plus it gave us a articles containing surprising purchased at Planned Parenthoods request for his support in fighting anti· coordinator of the program and a Harrington little something to laugh at." statistics on college students and in Delaware for 25 cents each. gay initiatives, such as the one in E resident assistant (RA), " but if people Tracy Pakuln iewicz (AS SO), a sex, was passed out as well. Mike added that Wellspring Colorado in 1992. have sex, it should be safe." Harrington E RA , said: "I thought it was According to a survey taken on 19 provides AIDS testing as well. Supporters of the initiatives say Mike, who requested his last name be very realistic. It made the point of holding Clinton is merely paying back a political withheld, demonstrated the smartest place to onto the condom when pulling out, using the debt because he received $3.4 million store a condom by showing three different hands to demonstrate [the procedure], so from gays in the election. condoms; one he had bought the previous people with no experience could see what night, one with a Feb. 1984 expiration date they had to do. EARTHQUAKE IN SUMATRA and a third which had been stored in a "It did seem cheesy, but it got the wallet. important points across." At least 37 people were reported killed He then asked the 20-or-so-member And then the games began. and more than 250 injured in an audience which condom of the three would On your mark ... get set ... GO! RAs and earthquake in Indonesia's Sumatra. be the safest to use. students alike raced to see who could be the The quake measured 6.5 on the Richter "Obviously, you choose the one you just first to correctly put a condom on a scale. bought," said Heather LaRue (AS SO), a cucumber. participant in the program, "but even though Some students were more experienced in ISRAEL, PLO PEACE TALKS it seemed cheesy, even that was helpful. I the condom department than others, which PROGRESSING didn't know that you couldn't keep [a became clear to everyone as winner Chris condom) in a wallet." Hurd (AS SO) held up the covered vegetable Israeli and PLO negotiators in Taba, "Condoms are supposed to be stored in a in triumph and one of the competitors Egypt, reported progress Tuesday on talks cool, dry place," said Mike, throwing a exclaimed, "I ' ve never seen anything that about a Palestinian police force for the condom in the direction of the resident who big- it's just not possible!" Oaza Strip and Jericho. answered correctly. Other games included "Pin the Condom Palestinians seek lO,OOO men, but When a condom isn't stored correctly, the on Condom Man, " a drawn superhero with a Israel says 6,000 should be enough. latex can break down from heat and the "C" on his chest, and a competition where a THE REVIEW /Walter M. Eberz The police force is intended to spermicide can spoil, which makes the team of two had to use one arm each and There's a new twist on the Olympic rings at Delaware where the maintain law and order after the Israeli condom ineffective, said an employee from correctly wrap a cucumber the fastest. condom games took center stage over Harding and Kerrigan. troops withdraw under the September self-rule agreement that was meant to start Dec. 13, but has been stalled. COMPANIES TO PAY FOR BREAST IMPLANT INJURIES Breaking up is so hard to do ... sometimes Dow-Corning Corp., Bristol-Myers continued from page A 1 He also mentianl Ill: diflkulties ofha'xlling tralll11alic tx!alu.se she was aw.~y fran lune fer m lhis ~- Evm thwgh it's a big pa:e. re Squibb Co. and Baxter Healthcare Corp. aba:ll:reakup on a college c.arTI(llS. Ill: lir.;t tirre. was always right tlrre-1 cookin'tgetaway." agreed Tuesday to pay more than $3.7 Jmlflll a tough focaXl Wring the adea1 in~ "Nollming the suwn grrup of yoor family "I fell in IO'¥'e with a guy oo my fla:r the first As if it weren't di1fullt tnJUgh to keep ll:r billion in a proposed settlement with to keep~ fran getting nr.ssy. can be hard" re Slid "A !l!rioos relali - Compi!ed from Review wire services Sponsored by the Department of Public Safety A4. THE REVIEW. February 18, 1994 Hitchhiker attempts to rob Q A Jim Flatley speaks out on UD crime. victim, steals vehicle A 31-year-old Newark man The suspect then threatened The suspect is described as a was carjacked at gunpoint by an the victim and tried to take the light-skinned black male in his The Flat arm of the law unknown hitchhiker while victim's money. 20s. He is about 5 feet 10 returning home from When the victim said he had inches tall and has a mustache. The police. To different people, eighth grade basketball coach at 1978. In November of 1978, I Wilmington at appr oximately no money, the suspect forced At the time of the incident, he the word may evoke different Our Lady of Good Counsel in Mt. came back to !he area and took the 12:05 a.m. Monday, New Castle him to drive to a Wilmington was wearing a blue baseball hat, feelings . The criminal may have Laurel . job here at the university. Police Sgt. Patrick B. Cannon Trust Money Access Center a white hooded Temple very hostile fet:lifiiJ to the pepple in Review: Tell me about your Review: What led you back to the said. (MAC) on Ferry Cut-Off (Route Un iversity sweatshirt with a blue. The child sees lhe offiCer as a education. area? Cannon gave thi s account of 273). large "T" on the front, green protector, one who will lceep the Flatley: I received a Criminal Flatley: My wife and I wanted to the inc ident: When the vehicle reached the sweat pants and white sneakers. bad people away. DependifiiJ upon Justice degree from Trenton State come back to New Jersey, and The victim, whose name is MAC machine, the victim ran Police have no suspects at who you are, your feelings toward College (New Jersey) in 1975. In when !he job opened up, I took it. . being w ithheld, p icked up a out of the car toward a nearby this time and ask anyone with lhe police vary. 1988, I also graduated from the Review: I'm sure working in hitchhiker who, upon reaching shopping center for help. information to call New Castle Regardless of how the Federal Bureau of Investigation Baltimore was a little different than Route 9 and William Penn T.he suspect then fled in the Police at 322-9800 or 911. community feels about it, the city of National Academy after an 11- here in Newark. What are some of Court in New Castle, pulled out victim's 1992 maroon Newark contains two separate week course in, what you could the differences? a semi-automatic pistol. Mitsubishi Mirage. Brian Hickey police forces: the Newark Police call, management training. It Flatley: Baltimore City is different Department and University Police helped to broaden my horiwns and than Newark because the crimes (Public Safety). · expand my lmowledge. are more serious. There are assaults When The Review edilors voted Review: How did you come from a in Newark, but the magnitude there on the best of Newark, one of the Criminal Justice degree at Trenton is much stronger. Budget Child car safety categories was for Best Police State to being captain of the Review: What is the funniest Officer. To be considerate to bolh University Police force? memory you have of working here continued from page A 1 forces involved, one winner was Flatley: After graduating Trenton on !he University Police? chosen/rom Newark Police (Lt. State, I joined the Baltimore City Flatley: (pausing a few seconds to think) I forget what year it was, but investment because of its four Alex von Koch) and one from the Police Department from 1975 to results in area university, who is the focus of lhis a couple years ago we had a strate.Ric planning objectives, which have been successful in week's question and answer: Capt. streaker at one of the football Jam£s Flatley. games. We had to apprehend him the past. and one of the officers, I guess, These objectives are: Review: Tell me a little about headed him off at the pass. • To provide competitive police roadblock yourself, Captain. Review: On the other hand, what is compensation for all Flatley: I'm 40 years old and I !he most difficult thing you have to employees. . check cars from 10 a.m. to 2 now live in Mount Laurel, New deal with? • To establish additional The good guys p.m. to ensure children were Jersey [an hour commute daily].! Flatley: Whenever a student takes scholarship suppon. properly secured in car seats. was born and raised in his or her own life, it is very • To improve the campus get teddy The checkpoin·t was part of Philadelphia. difficult. When that happens once, living and learning an ongoing attempt by state and Review: What is your family life it happens too often. It affects environment. local pol ice to enforce child · like? everyone: family, friends, students • To make the university bears. safety. Flatley: I have been married to my and the community. It leaves more student-centered. The Office of Highway wife Mary Ann for 16 years, and it everyone asking if !hey could have " We've done this by BY QAN!ELLE BERNATO Staff Reporter Safety financed the efforts of will be 17 years in May. We have a done anything, 'was there managing our resources very While a police checkpoint police to enforce the seat belt 13-year-old son, Steven. something I could have done?' carefully," Roselle said. and car seat laws with a $3,000 Review: When you are not busy Review: What is !he most serious "The university is a sound generally evokes thoughts of a drunk driving crackdown, New grant, said Cindy Carnie, policing, what do you do in your THE REVIEW/File'l'liiito problem we have crimewise at the investment," he said. "We, the administrative officer of the spare time? Public Safety's james Flatley university? University of Delaware, pride Castle County and Delaware State Police officers put a new Office of Highway Safety. Flatley: I am the seventh and has been at UD for 16 years. see Q&A page A5 ourselves on the broad range of For Child Safety Awareness educational opportunities we twist into the procedure Tuesday. Week, police were given an provide to the citizens of additional $1,500 to maintain Delaware." • Instead of checking for drunk drivers, they stopped checkpoints statewide, Carnie vehicles to enforce child safety said. regulations. Parents weren't the only Colorado locks into heated According to Title 21, people to receive an education Section 4803 of the Delaware in children's safety. State Code, any child who State and local police put on weighs less than 40 pounds or 2,000 demonstrations a year for concealed weapon debate is under the age of 4 is area elementary school children to illustrate important required to ride in a car seat. BY CRAIG L BLACK for a permit to carry a concealed said. "I don't think the people of Miami Of the 853 cars passing issues of safety and protection, Stalr/lepoi!J!r weapon are denied by !he police. feel safer just because everyone can Thomas said. through the checkpoint on . The legacy of !he Old West remains "[The police] want to be !he only carry a gun. florida is now fifth in the Route 299 east of Middletown, This past week, police have in Colorado, where four controversial ones with a gun. but this is big countty natioo for violent crime." three drivers received tickets, concentrated on child car bills to ease restrictions on concealed out here and !here aren't enough police James A. lnciardi, a professor of safety in the spirit of Chi) d said Cpl. David Thomas, public f~reanns are pending before the Stall! to take cm;e of everybody," Chlouber criminal justice,, said violence is Safety Awareness Week. Police information offi.cer for t-he Legislature. l •. said: inevitable when guns are introduced Delaware State Police. showed films about the Ken Chlouber, a Republicap , Some students at the university into society. importance of buckling up and The "uncool"- parents' who Colorado representative and an author 1; agreed with Chlouber. "The more guns that are in the hands did not buckle up their kids handed out Cool Bears to all of one of the bills, said the current Michael Popkin (BE SO) said, "If an of the people, the more opportunities the children. received a traffic violation concealed weapon law~ in his-Slate "are applicant can show he has a need to !here are to use them, "lnciardi said ticket, which carries a penalty The pi'ecauti,onary offorts hitting the wrong targets." carry a concealed weapon, then he "There's just too many guns. If of no more than $28.75, have proven to be necessary. "IL's an instance where the should be able to exercise his [Colorado] changes laws so that more Thomas said. According ,J o ·the National government's telling the tax-paying, constitutional right to bear arms." people can have them, they're going to Safety Council, 454 children The 850 drivers who did not law-abiding citizen woo can p'OVe he's Chloober said his bill, whicll mimrs have a greaJer Jl'(lblem." under the age of five were receive tickets were presented got proper !raining with a handgun, that the current legislation in effect in Fer the most pan. the inhabitants of killed in car accidents in 1991, with "Cool Bear" stuffed he can't carry one; whereas the bad guy Florida, represents !he opinion of the Florida have passed up their right to and of those, 264 were known animals, miniature· white. teddy doesn't ask permission," Ollouber said. majority of ColOI"'KKo's citizens. carry a concealed weapon, Chlouber bears with the slogan, "It's to be unrestrained. "The public is supportive of a said. Police continued to check "'Wl control is a Wll'lte of time; you cool to buckle up" printed on control crimihals, not guns." concealed handgun law where a Less than 200,000 people out of a cars in Dover on Thursday, and their shirts as a safety , Most Colorado law enforcement weapon will be available to a law population of 13,000,000 have O!Xed to in Bridgeville on Friday. There reminder. officials are not in favor of permitting abiding citizen who can meet the apply for a gun pennlt since the law's will be more checkpoints in In the spirit of Child Safety citizens to carry a handgun, he said, and requirements of a strict background conception in 1987, he said. Chlouber May, Carnie said, during Awareness Week, the police at the present time, most applications check." he said. said he estimates the response in Buckle Up America Week. same forces worked together to Because of !he Brady Bill; which Colcrado with the passage of his bill. recently was signed into law, an According to some advocates, investigation period of at least five days concealed carry already exists, but !he after applying for a gun permit will be right of citizens to carry firearms has officially on !he books throughout !he been impinged upon by law nation as of Feb. 28. enforcement officials. Rep. David Owen (R-Colo.) and Bill Pittman, chairman of the Sen. James Rizzuto (D-Colo.) are Firearms Coalition of Colorado, said allei11Jling to establish an instant check many applicants for permits pass their Fraternity Rush system for the transfer of handguns, background checks to carry concealed cited a F'rreanns Coalition of ColOI'OOo weapons, but are being denied permits newsletter. This system would by police, who have the fmal say in !he supersede the Brady Law in Colorado process and are reluctant to issue and eliminate the five business-day permits. waiting period after an application to "Colorado theoretically has Spring 1994 carry a coocealed weapon is received. concealed cmry now, but only a handful A recent poll of 605 Col ~I II I I I ,~ /,/JJ- I II I; I n Live off eatn.pus I 1 I ne~t tvinter'! LIVE ON CAMPUS~ ~at the center of the universe(ity) Are you ltlddlng'! K Sign up for '94-'95 Housing by February 251 ~ Submit your application and $200 deposit to the Cashiers Omce. (Live on campus ..... 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A6 • THE REVIEW • February 18, 1994 Gender equity on congressional record The WEEA, which has received he came home from work." she said, The proposed act would try to severe cutbacks in the past, would "and would hint that there was no then be able 10 provide fWlds to local place for :omen in the work place, curtail sexism in the classroom. school districts for programs, only men. . curricula and materials which will Another student found changes An amendment to the bill, BY A$HLEY MANQNEUI assist teachers in removing bias from already being made in the classroom. SUI ~trport« cosponsored by Rep. Susan Molinari "The schools are lrying 10 do away (R-N.Y.), focuses on teacher equity the classroom. Last week a House of "This bill is needed," said Charles ·with readers and are using trade Representatives subcommluee gave training to address the problem of D. Marler, associate professor of books [store bought books) instead," girls receiving different treatment its approval to the Gender Equity and educational studies. "Anything we said Tara Celentano (ED SR). "You from teachers in the classroom. Education Act, calling for an end 10 can do to eliminate sexism is an should try to use common books and sexual harassment in schools and The bill itself cites the disparity \n incorporate them into real life teaching practices toward boys and advantage." promoting equal teaching methods The bill, which is geared toward experiences." girls a of lowered levels of toward boys and girls. u cause providing programs for teachers of Since the trade books are not If passed by Congress, the bill self-esteem in females. children in grades kindergarten tailored for educational use, they would amend the Elementary and In addition, the act seeks to through 12, stimulated the interest portray a broader spectrum of Secondary Education Act of 1965, revitalize the Women's Educational of many university education lifestyles, she said. Equity Act (WEEA). This act was which first set up fwtds for teacher majors. Tarditi said children exhibit education programs. The new bill also passed in 1965 and offered fwtds "I think it's needed to make gender differences early. would allow federal funds to to be toward advancing women in people aware," said Aimee Tarditi "The students begin to show bias education but wasn't comprehensive used for pugnms promoting gender (ED SR). "Times are changing." among themselves at a very young equity in teaChing. enough 10 be effective. As a peer teacher who spends a age," she said. "Little girls want to be The act would' also create The revitalization would create an great deal of time in the classroom, ballerinas and little bQys want to be Office of Women's Equity within the programs to develop ·curricula, Tarditi has noticed many gender flreffien. Department of Education. responsible textbooks and materials that stereotypes in worksheets ·and even "As a teacher I hope to present eli minate ' sexist assumptions, The for promoting and coordinating other options to students and look at women's equity policies, programs, among the children. New York Times reponed. The act "The worksheets would make each child as an individual, not as a activities and initiatives in all federal also encourages teachers to use references to asking your father when girl or a boy." female role models in the classroom. education programs and offices. RE'S I?~CE LIF'E THE REVIEW /Mark -oN CAI"'\pus- Look, up in the sky! The NAC Swimmi~g and Diving Championship kicks off tonight at the Oelawar~ F1eld House. UDPhone . accesses ~ .....,, many • Tha.,+ls ~e, £"n +ec.. p'Vltn'le I ~;n. LV n.£11 .' yo C) eome lo~ck Vle¥.~ we.ek.e.vttlJ jus:+ ~~ll '"y·roohJ. services BY IRAQ Mo\NZA does not want anything put mplace that Srudent A/lairs Edilot short circuits the advisement process,'' he Open 20 hours a day, seven days a said. week and aimed, first and foremost, at Di Manile also stressed the students ... no, it's not a university branch imponance of student priority. of 7-Eieven, but the university's phone "The senior student is the least in services. flexible student, and they need their "The only time UDPhone isn't in. classes to graduate," he said. effect is during a few hours in the very He feels that seniors would early morning when the wtiversity 's experience the most negative effects of mainframe shuts down," University implementing a phone-in regisll'ation. Registrar Joseph Di Manile said. Priority order would not happen "if Along with the previously we allowed students to call the phone implemented phO!JC·in drop/add feature, and get their classes first come, first UDPhone is now able to provide grade serve," he said repons, renew library books and repon lost student identification cards. "The telephone actually becomes a tenninal when the student accesses the Benefit or system," Di Martile uplained. "Primarily, it's a convenience to students." Students agreed the UDPhone makes drawback? dropping and adding classes and BY RACHEL ESKENAZI checking grades easier. Dana Gillings SuR,.,_ (HR JR) said "I'm too lazy to go fmd out Since the inception of the my grades, so being able to use the UDPhone systein in Winter Session phone makes it really easy." 1993, students and professors have Susan Brynteson, director of libraries, had differing views about the · fmds the system easy and convenient as system's merits. well. Many students do not miss the. The Office of Housing and Residence Life "The only negative reaction that I personal interaction !mte insttuctors could see would be that it wasn't found valuable in the 'previous l available sooner," she said. ~add system. . . ; Di Martile mentioned the new Nicole Reistetter (ASSR) said .i features available from UDPhone were the UDPhone repl@ce'd the ; achieved at no additional cost to the previously inefficient systerri university because "the system uses the because the old $ystem,offered ·' same hardware and software, so it was students iiute'Oppornmity ~ meet} simply a matter of adapting the S)'Siml. pottntial JX'OfCSIIn, imyway. ; . "These systems are very cost "Standing.. in line to have :a'.\ DEADLINE effective. You make a one-time JX'()fessor just check yourniine.on 'a't investment in the hardware and list does IIOl mean he willlaiow Who ~ software." you are," Reisteu.cr. said. .. ·.. ~' .·.·~ In the past, the Registrar's Office had Howeve.r •. ~n.g~is~ •. Pi.~f~$,S~r $ to hire several students to accommodate Richard Davison said the prev10us the added rush dwing the regislration and drop/add system was more than just drop-add period. However, Di Martile checking student names off a list. said, the UDPhone has "virtually Davison said he frequently was eliminated this need." able to make · course • • FeLruary 18 • • Since the addition of the book recommendations to students he met renewal feature to UDPhone, the library face-to-face. has also been able to accommodate more With UDPhone, Davison said, students. "It's impossible to get this kind of "The most valuable commodity that feedback." this university has," Brynteson said, "is Still, upperclassmen who had to the time of students, the lime of faculty, endure. the previous drop/add and the time of staff. method, which required waiting in "Anything we do to save time is an classrooms or designated drop/add e1tcellent use of resources." locations, find UDPhone a welcome ~rynteson said the library formerly innovatioo. had a person renewing books via Steve Koenigsberg (AS JR) said telephone, but the service was only long lines "~t professors in a bad for Unique Housing Options available for a few hours a week. mood," which left them less likely "There were complaints that tl!e to make scheduling changes for a service wasn't available enough and that student they met face-r&face. the line was always busy," she said. Brian Watson (AS FR), who Supplemental Applications Di Martile said because the only way never experienced a droWadd camp 10 access the system is with ''the social out, has changed his schedule security number in combination with the numerous times and fmds UDPbone personal identifiCation number (PIN)," it a system too valuable to ll1lde in for · is pertinen1 that students ensure their own the old, m point to the example. of the United reputation of Japanese goods and the Protect Japanese rice producers from six times more for rice than consumers President Clinton does sorne States to justify ignoring GATT's exchange rate of currencies are among competition . As a result of the pay in the United States. recommendations. the other influences contributing 10 the government's restrictions on rice Official s in Tokyo have yet to tough talking as negotiations Netz said the average American U.S.-Japanese trade imbalance. imports, Japan 's rice farmers are able respooo to America's tough stance on probably thinks Clinton is doing the Japan's restriction on rice imports to charge Japanese consumers five to Motorola, The Ph iladelphia Inquirer right thing and Japan is doing provides an example of how cultural reponed Thursday, but Hosokawa is break down .. something wrong. However, she said, attitudes can affect trade. reponedly preparing to assemble his the average economist would probably The Japanese government currently negotiating team to find a way to BY CAJHERINE KING markets 10 American companies. fuR Rl!potriH say the opposite. bans nearly all of the imponation of assuage the Clinton administration. However, the United States could "The break down in b'OOe talks is a The Cllntoo administration decided rice, Netz said, for three major reasons: Meanwhile, the U.S. Trade be hun in the long run, according to bad sign for the future," she said. Monday to impose trade sanctions on • National security, which the Office plans to publish a list of Janet Netz, assistant professor of "Retaliation is a bad idea." Japanese government feels is Japan after recent trade negotiations economics, if it decides to initiate Japanese companies that will be Reasons for Japan's failure 10 open contingent upon Japan's ability to with Prime Minister Morihiro stronger hun in the American market, a U.S. sanctioos against Japan. its markets to American producers are remain self-sufficient. Hosokawa failed to yield the desired Netz gave an example in which trade representative said, according complex, she said. Trade barriers are • Health concerns. The Japanese concessions, the New York Times U.S. computer firms suffered an to The Times, unless the Japanese not the only factors which contribute to government claims because Japanese cellular phone market is opened to reported. economic loss in the 1980s when the the tremendous trade imbalance The people are shoner, they have shoner Americans. breakdown of negotiations was U.S. government placed a tariff on between the Uni!ed StateS and Japan. followed by a Clinton administration intestines which can only digest the Pamela Smith, assistant professor of Japanese semi<.eoouctor imports. America spends $60 billion per medium-sized grains produced by announcement that Japan would be The resulting high price of seini economics, said she felt that Japan and week more on Japanese goods than Japanese farmers . "I have not seen any penalized for obstructing the conductors caused U.S. computer the Uni!ed States would not go into a Japan spends on American goods, medical evidence for [the claims]," trade war despite any funher sanctions participation of Motorola, Inc., in the firms to increase the price of Netz said. Tokyo cellular phone market, The Netznoted. against Japanese companies. computers, she said. If Japan were to get rid of all trade The government will not allow the Tunes reponed. The Motorola case has American consumers then became "My sense is we' re still in the barriers, she said, the United States sale of long-grained rice, which is process of negotiations," Smith said. been a long-standing point of more inclined to buy ·computers not would continue to spend '$12 billion Gontention between Japan and the produced in the United States, to be "It sounds like the door to possible manufactured in the United States, she more per week on Japanese goods. sold to its citizens. Uni!ed StaleS. said, an action which caused the compromise has not been closed on Cultural values, the high quality •The final reason, Netz said, is to this iSs'ue.'' · · ~- · - Now, the Clinton administration is American computer industry 10 suffer. CLINTON using that point of contention to justify The emplacement of strong the imposition of as yet undefined sanctions, the Times reported, may sanctions against Japan for failure to embroil the Un.i!ed StaleS and Japan in open its markets to American goods, a b'OOe war. 8 } 1 2 7 0 a:cording to the Tunes. Both the Ointon administration and In 1989, Japan promised to give the Hosokawa government are trying MotOrola one-third to one-half of the to create the impression that each The Voice of the cellular phone rna!1ret in Tokyo. country is willing to suffer in the short Motorola claims Japanese run in order 10 achieve the concessions companies failed 10 abide by the 1989 it originally desired, Black said. agreement, the Times reponed, and left In contrast to the Tunes' assertion, University of Delaware MotOO>Ia with a mere 4 percent share Black said it is doubtful the United university of delaware of'the Japanese market States would suffer to the point at The fact that Qinton and Hosokawa which the two countries would become failed to reach a trade agreement last involved in a trade war. week offered the administration a "I don't think a full-scale trade war prime opponunity to send a strong is likely," he said. "There will be a few signal to Japan: if rnarlcet equity could more threats, but there's too much to not be achieved through negotiations, lose in a trade war." then the Uni!ed StaleS would retaliale If a trade war were to occur, with sanctions, the Times reported. Japanese products would become more In this instance, the Motorola case difficult for Americans 10 get, the price provided the grounds on which to base of Japanese imports would increase retaliatory trade limitations. and there would be no guarantee that Other possible retaliatory actions the United States would win the war. include limits on Japanese imports and . Netz agreed with Black and tariffs on those imports permitted, predic!ed the United States and Japan according to David Black, associate will not become involved in a trade professor of economics .. war. Further trade sanctions would "I don't think [there will be a trade probably be "narrowly drawn," Black war] because Japan will go before said, meaning the sanctions will be GATT and that will stop it from aimed toward hurting specific becoming a trade war," she said, Japanese companies. referring to the General Agreement on Japanese companies have the Tariffs and Trade, an international greatest power in pressuring their institution which governs trade. gove111ment to alleviate economic Although the United States has no suffering, he said. obligation to accept GATT's The pressure the Japanese recommendation, she said, it will government receives from these probcibl~ listen toGATT . comPanies could potentially lead to Otller;vise, 1 arbitratioJ:~ by GATT cohcessions on American demands, he would Jose esteem and nations said, such as opening more of its involved in future trade conflicts could Students cruise for summer jobs to work in reservations, but not on Magazine pages the ships," he said. However, not all companies are covered with require experience, provided one has talent in a specific field. advertisements AA Cruise and Travel Employment, offers a chance to work looking for help. on a cruise line in a variety of positions, including entertainment RI:StDI?Ncl? LIFE BY liM WEAVER related jobs as singers, comedians ON CAMf'I)S- Copy Editor and dancers, said Amy, a Students are always on the search representative. for easy ways to earn a buck, and Previous experience is not employment services advertise they required, transportation costs are not have the solution. a problem and she said even room Flip to the back of any popular and board will be taken care off. magazine aimed at college students The cruise line which does the and the pages are covered with hiring covers it. advertisements for employment "You can make a lot of money and openings looking something like this: not worry about having to spend GREAT JOB OPPORTUNITIES: any," she said. Work for a major cruise line over the Well, almost none. Amy said for summer. Earn a Jot of money in a only $39.95, a list of agencies that are shon period of time. Many openings currently hiring can be acquired. The available. Call 1-800-RIP-OFFS. company also offers a double-your Which brings to mind the question money back guarantee. ~ - are these services legitimate or is Except Amy was not even sure this another attempt to get money for how long the guarantee was good for. LU a Yl Yl a. nothing? All right, so you won't be YeS !! My pa{J e.r 's ~ One of the agencies, Cruise spending time with Gopher and Isaac our rooM. Employment Services, advertises sipping Margheritas on The Love +ake tt brec:t-k c£-owf1 tV1 summer and full-time employment, Boat, but there are other ways to with earnings of more than $2,000 a increase your cash flow. month possible. If you are a sedentary person, Over the phone, the operator you're in luck. Today people are able describes a vast number of positions to make money from their own open on cruise ships. The agency also homes. . has numerous openings on land tours, Mark from Home Product and they claim that room, board and Assembly said his is the premier cost of travel arc usually included, agency for home product work. meaning all the money earned is He said his organization has kept. contacts with more than 70 agencies "It's a chance to earn and save a looking for employees, where Jot of money in only a few months," anywhere from $100 to $300 can be she said. earned for part-time work,which is The operator then offers to send a about 20 hours a week. Jist of companies currently hiring. The companies will ship The cost is $49.95. If employment is employees disassembled products, not found, the cost of the package and to earn the money, simply must will be refunded. put them together, Mark said. Cunard Cruise Line in New York "It's easier than pulling together said it has never used any services toy models that little boys put along these lines. together," he said. 1 The Cunard employee, who did And, for only $34.95, Mark will b·,tIs .) T d 0 n + not wish to be identified, said the gladly send out a list of companies cva.d.dy a VV1 e~ I cruise ship positions in the comJ>II!IY that offer these services. T q of a_ require experience. Also, he satd, So, for an investment of $35 to \1\0..ue +tW\e. +or ~ ~·~ employment is only available for $50, a list of great employment year-round work and not for summer opponunities can be obtained, or for p o.. p Lr due months only. an investment of a little time, these "We hire inexperienced employees openings can be found for nothing . The Office of Housing and Residence Life A8 • THE REVIEW. February 18, 1994 Carpenter Center attracts acts BY MAQGIE HUGHES The Student Center Program Sicilia bounces suggestions off of Staff Rlepor!er Advisory Board is a revamped versim students he works with and reads The Bob Carpenter Center has put of the Student Programming current music magazines to keep up Newark on the map as a hot spot for Association (SPA). with the trends. national concert tours and similar Both programming boards book Not only are students 50 percent to attractions. acts for the Bob Carpenter Center. 75 percent of the stadium's audience Dominic Sicilia. director of the Bob "Actually," Sicilia said, "Meatloaf's during concerts, but they also work Carpenter Center, and his staff are promoter approached us." Sicilia was behind the scenes. responsible for enticing popular not surprised by the amount of Since the university campus "is the musicians to the university. performers who are willing and eager home of students for the next four or The Bob Carpenter staff, according to do shows at the Bob Carpenter five years," Sylvester Johnson, to Staff Assistant Karen Lofthouse, has Center. assistant director of Operations, said sponsored several crowd-pleasing "It's a great facility, and the the Bob Carpenter Center is "an ideal concerts since its grand opening in acoustics are excellent," he said. place to make some money." "I've had students approach me October 1992. "Many performers even prefer smaller Shows the Bob Carpenter Center arenas because they can be more after a concert and tell me they would sponsored have included comedian intimate with the crowd." like to work here," Johnson said. "I tell Kevin Nealon and several musicians Sicilia said the Bob Carpenter them to fill out an application and such as Lenny Kravitz, Phish, the Program Advisory Board determines come down for an interview." Indigo Girls, Bob Dylan and Bryan what groups are appropriate for the Student workers set up the stage, Adams. campus stadium. They also discuss sell and take tickets, usher, supervise Not all of the shows presented at the potential problems, such as crowd parking and work security for the Bob Carpenter Center are coordinated control and the need for ex.tra security. events. Many of the students study by the Bob Carpenter staff. As far as who gives the final theater or have theater experience. Some shows are produced solely by approval for the concerts, it is up to The Bob Carpenter line-up for the Sicilia. "I know what is selling Spring Semester includes the the Perkins Student Center, while THE REVIEW /file Photo others are a cooperative effort between tickets," he said. "If I didn't know alternative group Phish and puppeteer the two groups, said Marilyn Prime, what was hot, I wouldn't be in the extraordinaire Sheri Lewis with the While ifs definitely not Madison S~·!?.re Clarden or The Spectrum, the Bob Carpenter Center has put the director of the Perkins Student Center. business." lovable Lambchop. University of Delaware on the map as a major concert and athletic facility. New slant possible on 'undeclared' BYPEBWOO decided, not that you don't fit in AssistanrNewsErftor anywhere. I can't think of another "Hi, my name is, uh, Bob, and I'm, word that would fiL" uh .... urn, undeclared." According to the College of Arts Undeclared? and Science, which currently houses Is this term, which some people those who lack a major, there are equate with a kinder, gentler way of approximately 1,800 unde-clared saying "I have no idea what to do with students enrolled at the university, but my life," something which makes one this number is constantly changing due feel embarrassed or ashamed? to its temporary nature. Administrators . who are Rusty Maciolek (AS SO) is --;, ...<::,' , \ 1 , , 1 ///// , "'"'," 11, 1111// , , ,\, \ \ n 1 , 1 if';;/ refonnatting New Student Orientation undeclared because he didn't get into ' F F / · ' . / · ' / think there may be a better word. the college of his choice. , Rl., EB. 18 & EvERY FRIDAY/ , / \.. 5 F 19 / Bruce Walker, associate provost for "N9t everyone is undeclared Admissions and F"mancial Aid, is one because they don't know what they of those on a quest for. a more want to do," Maciolek said. "They :lt1H[I OO~lMf ~ NO ; ; tHEri.OsiBovs; descriptive way of stating the should leave it alone- it's a stupid ambiguous. idea." - No COVER TILL 10 - ...... COVER - · wiThe Underground - "lbere was a sense among some of However, this whole idea is"just a the faculty that the term undeclared has prelimiruuy concept, Walker said. - ... - cartoons a negative connotation with students, "These discussions are not In any on as if they don't belong anywhere," official capacity- they came from an - Walker said. "We're looking for a way entirely different concept, and there to make it more positive." would have to be a lot of approvals for Many students fmd the idea slightly it to be effective." preposterous. Walker said any suggestions are "It's ridiculous," Jessica Ryan (AS welcome, such as "directionally SO) said. "I think they should leave it challenged," or "major Impaired," but alone. so far no other alternatives are being \iii!\ /iiil ~ "It just means that you haven' t seriously considered. TUEsDW EBR~:!~D~ AND F!!LENDA!~uRDAY ~~! ,;:,: xrt~~~sicii~n ·: .:..,·::~:!. continued from page A1 None o.f the works have been February 22 February 24 February 25 February 26 recovered. LOVE SEED sold, he said. In November 1993, six works ALL NEW BI.G IDEA THE FABULOUS "Let's say it was hidden away by Picasso and Braque were 75C riAt1AJUriP in some obscure Norwegian stolen from a museum in ACOUSTIC NIGHT DRAFTS IN GREASEBAND castle somewhere and then came Stockholm after the thieves w/NIK EVERm YOUR riUG TACO Q11ELL. BUFFET DIFFERENT DRINK onto the market," he said. "If I sa wed through a roof. These in the Tavern 'TILL 10 P.rl. 75C Drafts • S1.25 Rail SPECIALS EVERY had to make a wild guess as to paintings are also still missing, 51 riUGS SATURDAY the value of that painting, I USA Today reported. $3.75 Pitchers of Drinks • $3.75 Pitchers would say in the neighborhood of In the past six years, three Bud I Bud Lt. All Night AFTER 10 P.rl. until 10 p.m. (call for details) $30 million." other paintings by Munch have Other paintings by artists ·such been stolen from museums in No Cover No Cover No Cover No Cover as Van Gogh and Monet have Norway, which Homer said is until 10 .m. until 10 .m. sold for prices between $20 very strange. Two of the works million to $40 million in recent have been recovered, but the third, "Portrait Study," has not. "Munch is less collectible than "I would say in Picasso or Matisse," he said. "It may have to do with the the accessibility of his work; his work may be easier to get." neighborhood of Hilton Brown, the university's Harriet T. Baily professor of art ~2'() 111illion.'' conservation, said there is concern that "The Scream" could -William Homer, on tbe palnUne's value be damaged because it was painted on paper. The painting is Harry W. Rawstrom Pool at subject to changes in humidity, years, he pointed out. and when it was moved from the Carpenter Sports Building '"The Scream' is a cornerstone stable environment of th e of modem art," he said. "It may museum damage could have have been done to show how occurred. Today, Tomorrow, & Sunday February 18, 19 & 20 poor the museum security was. The fact that it was taken "These people could be trying down a ladder could have caused Del-•re • Drexel • Meine to prove there has to ne more vibrations, which may have led to money poure(\ into the museum the detachment of paint from the system in Norway. It could be surface, Brown said. something as simple as that," he "The Scream" was painted in I said. 1893 as part of the Munch series USA Today reported that the ~. NF JCJ~ "The Frieze of Life," portraying .3 NOQTH ATLANTIC CONFERENCE f thieves left a note, along with the themes of love and death, which North•atem • Vermont ladder and wire cutters, which Munch believed to be closely said, "Thanks for the poor related. security." Munch belonged to the Event Times . Allison Beard (AS SR), an art Symbolist movement in art, in h1story . stud~nt who spent a which artists attempted to Today Swimming: 11:00 a.m. & 7:00p.m. summer mtemmg at the National express human suffering in their Diving: 1:30 p.m. & 7:00p.m. Gallery ~f ~rt ,in Washington, work. D.c .•. sa1~ : It s a shame they "The Scream" has been seen as stole 11. It s embarrassing to the an expression of anxiety or a Tomorrow Swimming: 11:00 a.m. & 7:00p.m. museum." study of the cynical nature of Diving: 2:30p.m. _At the National Gallery, she sexual love. satd, guards protect every room The pessimism of the end of & and the employees have to wea; the century can also be Sunday Swimming: 10:00 a.m. 5:00p.m. security passes. Even as an symboli~ed in the painting, Diving: 1:00 p.m. & 5:00p.m. employee, certain areas of the Homer sa1d. museum were off limits to her. Munch inscribed the words "Security is tough, even for Ticket Prices "Can onlr, ~ave been painted by a employees, but obviously there mad man m the top right comer are ways around it." of the work. Homer said he is optimistic the H~ painted "The Scream" after Adults Students w/ ID painting will be recovered ~alkmg one evening, and wrote, Per session $3.00 $1.50 altho~gh he feels it may tak~ 1 felt as though a great scream Per day $5.00 $2.00 some t1me. went through nature - I thought (2 sessions) In the history of museum I heard a scream ... thefts, the largest heist occurred . "I . think the emotional Tournament pass $13.00 $5.00 in Boston in 1990. mtensny of ["The Scream") can Works by Degas, Manet, ~ felt by everyone," Beard said. For Rembrandt and Vermeer were You sort of understand how he Further Information, Call (302) 831-8715 stolen at a value of $200 million. feels." February 18, 1994 • THE REVIEW • A9 TilE DEI .. \\V.\I{E ''A 1•ery Cl!I1Cr ete. ·Upperclassmen 1·ery practical body of /mow/edge" - Don DtPJetro Clmoli992 :bolt to the front MBA Techn•cal Sale;, TA The only AACSB at'tTedited ln\ lrumenh, INC. .. progran1 between t ~.~; . ~ in housing priority • 1' •• Philadelphia and Baltianore -CMONJEIQ up(D'Ciass SIUdcllls, Rex winkle said. Both East and Central Campus For a brochure and application pl ease contact: • In 111 eff'an 10 aar.:t students 10 m locadms 1R amoog the higbly-«lqqleSSed ~ ai1JIIII bwsin& Housing IRl Residence areas. To meet the needs of the 1990's and beyond, the Robert B. Barker • ure hal made coosidenlhle changes 10 New housing options wilJ Include Delaware MB A focu se on capable leadershi p, thcroon .sipncnt pm~~~ . . more coed dorms on South Central MBA Program Admini trator Aa housin& regislralim ~ iiS Campus, such as those found in New effective team- bu ilding, group College of Business and Economics Feb. 2S closing date, lliUdellls now have c.tle and Squire. decision making, strategic use a· better chance to be assigned their "Friends Together" is another new Uni versity of Delaware of technology, power I 08 Purnell Hall •. requested location, a housing offering which enables groups of T~IVLINI y l >I • • rqreaenlalive said. studelU IOrequest rooms and~ . negotiating, creative problem IJEIAWARE Newark, DE 197 16 :: Maggie P~Rero, Bistant director f ' u ··Newark man shot in confrontation New Castle County Police arrested automobile without prior permission, a Claymont man in connection with a which police said was a possible Saturday altercation in which a motive for lhe attack. ' 1 Newark man was shot in the elbow. After the shooting, Moore ' ~ Kevin Moore, 21, of lhe Claymont allegedly fled the scene in a 1983 Garden Apartments on the 3400 Toyota. block of Philadelphia Pike in Brown was taken to Christiana Claymont, turned himself in to police Hospital following the incident and : 1 Monday night, police said. was released Wednesday, hospital Patrolman David Eastburn of New officials said. ' Castle County Police gave this Moore was charged with assault account of the shooting: and possession of a deadly weapon Officers were dispatched to Egret during the commission of a felony Court in Brookmont Farms near and was taken 10 Gander Hill Prison Newark shortly after 3 p .m. in in Wilmington in default of $20,000 response to a 911 report ·of a secured bail. shooting. Deputy State Attorney General Officers found the victim, Stephen Peggy Hageman said Moore could face a minimum of two .years and a 1 .. L. Brown, 19, of the 200 block of Flamingo Drive, with a gunshot maximum of 20 years in prison if L, wound to the elbow. _ convicred on all charges. An investigation revealed Brown might have used the suspect's -Jimmy P. Miller Saturday, February 26, 1994 ~. 8:00 p.m. · Mitchell Hall ~ ~ - State earns $11 Tickets on sale at the Hartshorn Box Office Call Mon.-Fri. 12-5 p.m. • 831,-2204 ;: million in housing Made possible by Comprehensive Student Fee ! I r : BY TARA ANN MCHUGH and most aggressive states for J . Staff Reporter using tax breaks," Harding ~, The Delaware State Housing said. A~thority (OSHA) has received She added that this accounts more than $11 million in for millions of dollars in extra federal tax breaks, which will tax breaks each year. be awarded to local developers Harding said there are l ' for the construction of low currently more than 1,200 low income housing across the income rental units filled, with ~ I state, in 1994. a further 2,300 families on Each year, states receive ,OSHA waiting lists. ~ . She emphasized many more I allocated sums of federal tax ., breaks to be distributed for the families are looking for improvement and construction housing through county and : • of apartments for people whose city authorities, as well as income falls below 60 percent through independent efforts. of the county' s median income This year's tax breaks will of $20,400 for a . sing!~ person add 320 new housing units, but with an increase of $3,000 for Harding estimated that 12,000 ( I each additional family member, units are needed statewide. · r according to OSHA. According to Interfaith Seven profit and non-profit Housing Delaware, one of the r • developers in the area have non-profit develop·ers awarded been awarded the tax breaks tax breaks, construction of a which will enable developers to 54-unit, single- room ! . \ : recieve a dollar credit on taxes occupancy complex in for every dollar put into the Wilmington will begin within RIDE THE BLUE HEN EXPRESS TO THE housing project, for the next 10 the next 90 days. Quali fied : ' years. residents will be able to move i ' The tax breaks, which are not in by the end of June 1995 . GAME& ! used by other states, are placed According to OSHA officials, Interfaith's project In a fund to be divided and D.Ll.S. SCHfl2.L!.l.~S distributed to those states that serves as a stepping stone from Get a free ride to ALL BLUE HEN BASKETBALL games use all their breaks. being homeless to a more at the Bob Carpenter Center on a charted U.D. Transit permanent living environment. lQfil!i.tJ.T According to Cynthia bus. Everyone who rides the BLUE HEN BASKET Joe Kyle, Interfaith Harding, chief of community BALL EXPRESS gets a coupon for a 25e soft drink at 9:10 relations for OSHA, Delaware executive director, said rent for Student Center 6:15 6:50 7:25 8:00 8:35 the apartments will be based on the game, courtesy of Student Center Programs Christiana Cmmns. 6:25 7:00 7:35 8:10 . 8:45 9:20 is one of only five or six states Advisory Board and U.D. Dining Services! I that uses all of its tax breaks. 30 percent of each individual's Rodney/Dickinson 6:30 7:05 7:40 8:15 8:50 9:25 "Delaware is one of the few ,(' ~ () . see HOUSING page AIO s\' Towne Court 6:35 7:10 7:45 8:20 8:55 9:30 ~· Bob Carpenter Cntr. 6:45 7:20 7:55 8:30 9:05 (end) ~~ ...... :: SL!.NQAY ;._;-< Student Center 12:15 12:50 1:25 2:00 2:35 3:10 Christiana Cmmns . 12:25 1:00 , :35 2:10 2:45 3:20 Don't just look at a mountain, Climb il! ~ Rodney/Dickinson 12:30 1 : 0~ 'i:40 2:15 2:50 3:25 Don't just stand by a river, Raft ill· Towne Court 12:35 1 :1\· i :45 2:20 2:55 3:30 Bob Carpenter Cntr. 12:45 1:20 1:55 2:30 3:05 (end) Expeditions ore laoving lor COSTA RICA and BELIZE duringspr ing break. for a vacation experience that is out of the ordinary call Exotic Expeditions. BASKETBALL GAME TICKETS & BUS TRANSPORTATION ARE FREE TO ALL Scubo Diving • Rohing • Back pocking • Camping 1-800-5-EXOTIC FULL-TIME UNDERGRADUATE & GRADUATE STUDENTS!!! STAINED PAGES A 1 0 • THE REVIEW. February 18, 1994 Destinos An Introduction to Spanish The continuing story of Raquel :S search for the truth about' Fernando Castillo :S past . · Will Raquel find Angel? Will the Castillo family be forced to sell La Cavia? Will Roberto survive? Will Arturo leave Buenos Aires? WATCH THREE NEW .EPISODES PER WEEK ON UD CABLE CHANNEL 48 EPISODE 1 MONDAYS at 12:00, 4:00 and 7:00 pm EPISODE 2 WEDNESDAYS at 12:00, 4:00. and 7:00 pm THE REVIEW /Aiiy Colley EPISODE 3 FRIDAYS at 12:00 and 4:00 pm UD Tour guide Michele Doedell (ED JR) leads a -group of parents and future students around campus. EPISODES 1, 2 AND 3 SUNDAYS from 8:00 to 9:30 pm or VIEW THE 4:00pm broadcast at Studio A (311 Newark Hall) UD.Tour· Destinos will be broadcast beginning February 14th and throughout the semester. Fact or fiction? BY!IMWEAYER Avenue from the Visitor Center CopyEd;ror to Smith Hall. They're cluttered together in One can experience student masses, as coeds walk by life by seeing the inside of Smith snickering; the mixture of parents and Purnell Halls, as well as by and teenagers, staring, asking visiting some classrooms. questions and most of all getting The tour guide, who is also in our way as we walk to class. known as a Blue Hen Host, It's that campus tour group explained that the class size of again. Smith 130, which seats about Many students recall hearing 400, is extremely large- the things about the university before average class size is about 35. they entered, only to find out The host said even in large upon enrolling the university was classes it is possible to receive a lot better in their minds than in some personalized attention, reality. either through teacher's officer Where have they received hours or teacher's assistants. . these false notions? Was it their When asked if it is difficult to I parents, their friends, their schedule classes at convenient I teachers? times, the tour guide said she J Wait a minute! It must have personally has experienced no been that tour guide who leads problems, but admitted incoming students around campus sometimes there may be a before they enroll. They're scheduling conflict. university employees - they From here, the tour took a must be the people responsible. quick stroll down the mall, with a Many people view the tour stop at Memorial Hall. guides as university employees The purpose of this visit was to who fabricate information to inform the participants about the make Delaware look great. university wri,ting center. The However, the guides are full· guide said simply make an time und~graduate students with appointment and a professor or a 2.5 GPA, said Faye Duffy, graduate student would proofread associate director for admissions. a paper and make suggestions and : These students/tour · guides corrections. received praise from the current The next stop was the libracy, freshman class who recogni2;ed where the partLc. ip~ t.. I thei1 l:l9.J)esti' • shown t.he • waj~st - J.l ~ ·1W girt t.:riO ~lc me aioim'd university's · ~iVe co I campus didn't bend the truth," After this point, while; Geoff Samtmarm (BE FR) said. "I traveling to Smyth Hall, a wished we could have seen the dormitory on South Central spons facilities, but everything campus, the tour guide received Jo.s.-r-e ~== · else was cool." what seemed to be the most ·; ft'.s your PM't: /f-'.s 'lov,. Fu 'tu"•·ns If's 'J'Our- Fi,..G-f!r. Jennifer Todd (AS FR) said, "I difficult questions of the tour. can't thing of anything the tour "How strict is the university guide lied to me about." about drinking on campus?" a .., university flonday thru Thur·sday In an attempt to determine if high school junior asked. these guides are as honest as the This 'is where everyone fqund February 21-24 • 10 am -4 pm students remember or simply out if the guide was honest, or if university pawns, I took a tour she was telling people what the II Bookstore Bookstore Concourse under the pretense of being a university wanted them to hear. ' transfer student. The tour guide went through University of Delaware - $25 deposit- The tour began with a 20· the university prescribed lecture minute promotional video about underage drinking -and the describing ho:-v wonderful strict penalties violators face. university life is and the vast After fmishing the routine, shfl number of opportunities that will told the potential Blue Hens an be presented over four years. "off the record" account of ! After viewing the video, a alcohol use .at the university. I RUSH rqresentative (not the tour guide) "I had beer in my dorm room II answered any questions the tour for the last two years almost ,, group had about university constantly, and I never got in ·j admissions process, such as the trouble," she said. I application deadline. The tour proceeded into Smyth ·SAMMY! The walking portion of the Hall to show what university tour staned as a guide took us on residence halls are like and the a trip down South Coll~ge see TOUR page A I I Housing's $11 million continued from page A9 breaks show ·Delaware has ' effectively organized a system income. between the federaL. , He added that as a non-profit government, local developers ! organization there are no and the state housing authority, l stockholders and any profits to begin to correct the problem made are put back into of being homeless here. , developing more low-income "[Delaware] is definitely housing. moving in the right direction, a Harding said another direction we need to go," she important part of the tax break said. program is that the apartments Kyle s.aid Interfaith was are rent-controlled for at least formed by different religious 15 years, so low income organizations wishing to end residents have no fear of being the problem of being homeless. out on the streets again after "Affordable housing was an one year. issue churches should become He said this year's large tax involved in," he said. ALL EVENTS RUSH AT Upperclass housing • £ continued from page A9 variety of housing oppatunities, Passero NI.GHTS: 228 SOUTH said. From a social point of view, Kiva Meanwhile, Rexwinkle said, Housing 2/20 Wing Eating Contest 2-4 Kolstein (AS SO) said East Campus is aiX1 Residence Life will continue to woric Patio Wild Wings COLLEGE AVE. ideal because "nowhere else are things hard to identify what the stlldems want. centralized." Rexwinlde, who has been involved in 2/23 Nets vs. 76ers 5:30 .-Library Parking Carol McAveney (AS FR) said.she the housing process for 15 years, said 2/27 wants to move from her Dickinson Housing and Residence Life is always 2-4 Lot honor's floor to East Campus. looking at what students Want and trying 3/1 7-9 "[Didcimal) is noisy until 2 ant.,.'' she to make on-campus housing more explainOO. attraCtive. 3/3 9-11 With increased marketing, students "Every year will have some fine tuning, .. she said ~--··•••••11~~~--~---··••••••••••••••••••••••••••~ should become more aware of the Februa ry 18, 1994. THE REVIEW • A 11 Tour FRESH GROUND BEEF • NEVER FROZEN OLD FASHJONED MII.K.r'iAKES • IWlD DIPPED ICE CJIEAII DELAWARE REPERTORY DANCE CO. continued from page A 10 S[[ OUR MONI:Y SAVING COUPON many c:onvenieuces of donn life. tlf YOUR UotD 5TUDDIT DIJIECTOftY AUDITIONS The guide raved about the BUSINESS HOURS: wonderful aspects of lhe donn, such -.ur III:IIMIH:_. FOR SPRING PERFORMANCE as cable TV, laundry service and the ....., 1!~7:1WM safety of the dmms, which is ensured WHERE YOU'LL NEYER GET by the POI system. ABUMSTEIRI FEB. 19th 1-4 PM After bypil)g the dorm rooms, if in the Hamburger $1.35 someone asked her she lived Double Hamburger $2.20 IN CARPENTER S. B. MIRROR ROOM dorms. Cheeseburger SJ.SO "No, J live in an off-campus Double Cheeoebur11er $2.35 apartment," she said. "I needed a Hot Dog S .90 CheeaeDog $1.05 FOR MORE change." Hot Sau1age Sandwich $1.75 NO PREPARED After the visit to lhe dorm rooms, Chicken Sandwich INFO.CALL: the tour proceeded to the Perkins (Breaded Breast Fillet) $2.60 CHOREOGRAPHY Student Center, where. the guide French Fries S .90 NECESSARY CINDY 454-8483 described the numerous clubs Soda · Small (12 oz.) S .60 Medium 120 oz.) s .80 OR available for students to join. Large 132 oz.) Sl.OO "And, if the club you want isn't Miikshoke · SJ.SS AMANDA 837-3697 available, get four friends and you can • Chocolate • Vanilla start your own club, .. she said. • Strawberry • Blo ck & White Yom chole. ollopplnga at No £atta C.\cu~ The tour wrapped up at the K•r chup, Mu11o rd MayonnofJe,Pid:lea. lttllah. bookstore. The guide told the Hoi • SwHI P•p,wta. On lo n a . t.. tt ~ A- Tc»nol~a. participants how to get back to the EAT IV Ill llWIII!E'IT CAU·MEAIHI1If/U R11 TAICE-OOT IRBS Visitors Center and left because she BALLET • MODERN • TAP • JAZZ bad someone to meet. 302•737•1118 "ASSOCIATE WITH MEN OF GOOD QUALITY IF YOU ESTEEM YOUR OWN REPUTATION ... " ORIGINAL MOVIE POSTERS LARGEST "TPAVEUNG MOVIE FOSTER SHOW ON THE: PLANET Student Center RUSH Gallery "onday, February 21 Alpha Sigma Phi Friday, February 25 IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT IN THE REAL WORLD, SPEND A SEMESTER IN OURS. v~~-J' World Co. Walt Disney World Co. repre~ntatives will be on campus to present an information ~ssion for Undergraduate Students on the WALT DISNEY WORLD SUMMER/FAll '94 CoUege Program. WHEN: Sunday, February 27, 1994 Meet the Br41)tl1Lei!~ 9:30am Monday, Feb. 21 WHERE: Clayton Hall 8- 11 p.m. Attendance at this presentation Is Turkey Bowling Murder Mystery required to Interview for the Tues .. , March 1 Summer/ Fall '94 College Program. Tues., Feb. 22 Jn lc.:rviews will be h ~ld following lhe 7:30 - 9:30 p.m. 8 - 10 p.m. rxeM~nta ti o n . The following ma jors :1r~ encouraged to att end: Busine ·s, Billiards Bid Night Communication, Hos pitality/ Rcstaumnt Wednesday, Feb. 23 Thurs., March 3 Mgmt, and Theatre/Drama preferred . 8- 11 p.m. 9 - 11 p.m. For more information Contact: Hotel, Restaurant &Institutional MgmL ALL EVENTS MEET AT 168 ELKTON RD. TWO HOUSES PAST THE EL SOMBRERO Phone: 'P il42S CONTACT CHRIS AT 837-1661 OR GARY AT 837-6067 FOR MORE DETAILS An Equal Opportunity Employer A12 • THE REVIEW. February 18, 1994 Diversity workshops slated for Spring · THE WEEKEND FILMS SERIES PRESENTS 1WO FILMS THAT, WEU, UM, DON'T GO TOGETHER AT ALL . .. "ATIMELESSLY ELEGANT DRAMA OF JAMAICAN sexual orientation, age, physical BOBSLEDDERS? BY CHRIS WISS A Comedy Inspired St~ff Reporter LOVE, YEARNING, PAINAND PASSION~' ability, job or life circumstance. by J~ma i ca n - Do ld Sh..,hun, K. UCTV . LOS ANGELES the First Diversity workshops aimed at During Winter Session, 38 Bobsledl'ellll helping participants identify university students, faculty and information and misinformation staff members participated in a "A MASTERPIECE! about other groups will be held three-day training session headed throughout Spring Semester at by the NCBI. The participants IT'S PHENOMENAL!" - Joel Slo~e l , AUCTV the university. from this particular training These workshops, which begin session will be the spring Feb. 19, wi ll show people how to workshop facilitators, Gibson react to discrimination against said. the group to which they belong. Gibson works with the co L]}h cAGE of' There will be 13 one-day chairpersons of the Diversity experimental workshops held in Education Task Force, Cecily the Perkins Student Center. Sawyer Harmon and Judy Green, INNOCENCE Judith Gibson, assistant vice in setting up the workshops. president of Affirmative Action With the workshops geared and Multicultural Programs, said toward students, some students she hopes students will get have opinions on whether these involved. workshops can help others learn " We' re very interested in about diversity. students being panicipants as we Mike Malarski (BE SR) has wo uld like to increase the not attended the workshops, but Fri., Feb. 18, 7 and midnight; Fri., Feb. 18, 9:30; student involvement in these said he feels it can help others. Sat., Feb 19, 9:30 Sat., Feb. 19, 7 and midnight workshops," Gibson explained. "After hearing about the "The feedback we have gotten background of this workshop, I from students who have believe it can change the minds participated in these workshops of some people on diversity," 140 Smith Hall, $1 with UD ID, one paying guest per ID, has been tremendous. Malarski said. "Maybe now that "Some say their lives have people will be exposed to the tickets on sale 1/2 hour before each show, etc., etc. been changed because they no~ diversity in these workshops, have a better understanding of they will have a different view diversity ." on life." ... bur if British Airways can show them on the same flight, we can show them on the same night! Brought to you by the Since September 1993, more Lindsay Groom (AS SO) said, Comprehensive Studeni Fee and everyone who filled out a questionnaire last semester. Volunteer for the Weekend Films Series! than 150 students, faculty and "I think it depends on the' staff have participated in seven individual as to whether this See the movies for free and get a nifty r-shin! "Welcoming Diversity " workshop can work, but it workshops sponsored by the sounds like a great opportunity Office of Affirmative Action and for people to educate themselves Multicultural Programs and the on diversity." Commi ssion to Promote Racial and Cultural Diversity. · "The evaluations of 'these workshops have been exceptionally commendable, and mo re than 95 percent of the participants were very Satisfied with the way the workshops were handled," Gibson said. She added that most of the partl.c lpants agreed the "spea.k out" and "caucuses" portions were the most powerful componel)tS of the workshops. ' • • I ~ Gibson said the speakout session of the workshop has an indiv idual share with the group an experience in which they were personally discriminate<;! against. The caucuses session involves a group of individuals ~ho indicate to others in the workshop what they never want Jl ~· . I people to say. to think or to do to \ heir groups again, Gibson said. 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A secretary is a woman. The bill is aimed to eliminate A lawyer is a man. the teaching of gender stereotypes A teacher is a woman. in elementary and high school A principal is a man. grades One target area (and a This is what American children controversial one at that) is were taught way back when love textbooks. Eliminating pictures of beads were cool. men and women in stereotypical Welcome to the '90s. roles is essential to educating Women are liberated. They've young people so that one day every come a long way, and then some. gender related stereotype will They're no longer second-class become a thing of the past. Mike Stanley citizens. They can take on any The act also encourages teachers endeavor, professional, domestic, to use female role models in the or both, and succeed without any classroom, instead of the hassle of competing in a man's traditional male role models that On the lookout for a working code of ethics world. have taken precedent in education Hmm ... is this what American for so many years. I do a lot of complaining in my children are being taught now? It's a shame that in the 1990s, all right. We are told that murder is cool, columns. In fact, everybody's columns do that cheating is cool, that thievery and Or are they still being taught women are still fighting to get a lot of complaining. I guess we The Trutlt that a man is a doctor and a woman things like the Equal Rights looting is cool. We are told that cheating columnists are not to blame, though. is a nurse? Amendment to go through. on one' s wife is "only human." After all, we are people with strong By jason Apparently, they are still being In a way, it's also a shame acts But then isn't murder also "only (often polar) opinions and we like to use taught that women belong in ' like the GEEA need to be passed Nathaniel human"? And rape? We are distanced from our positions to agitate our enemies. I get lower-paying, lower-status to bring the presentation of women right and wrong at early ages when .a lot of flak for my columns (my Smith positions, because an act trying to as .equal human beings into the families fall apart and ethics become an complaining columns mostly) and I must remedy this problem has just been classroom. act of survival. We are distanced from admit that this is my goal. To bug you, passed. The steps to equality are small I was going out the exit of the Pencader reality by the media and by our own The Gender Equity and and far between. the reader, just enough so that you will Dining Hall tonight. Before the door shut, unquestioning wills. And so we cease to write a letter and instill a sense of reason Education Act, which calls for an Fortunately, there are acts like some guy (obviously a student) slipped in feel. into the public forum. I bl!lieve my peers And so we cease to do what is "good" end to sexual harassment in the GEF.A to brin~ our societv one the hnildine through rhe npen clnnr ancl schools and promotes equal step closer to equality for all on staff have similar goals. No matter what went up the stairs. He was going in for a and "right." teaching methods toward boys and citizens. we columnists do, it almost always starts free meal. I thought to myself,"How could It makes me g lad to know there is girls will hopefully do something With this act, we're educating with a complaint. anyone enjoy a meal which they have definitely one place on this campus where to finally bring women out of the our teachers and our children. If you were to choose one thing which stolen? How would he feel sneaking up the right and wrong really matter. The place shadows. Starting with younger grades will is wrong in the world today, just one, what stairs? Would he feel nothing?" where I live, the Ray Street Ethics House, This act will help by allowing be a great help and starting at the would it be? When I ask myself this Perhaps. is made up of people who really talk about federal funds to be used for core of the education system will question, "knee-jerk conservative" that I But I'm not a pessimist. I still have these things, people who really care about programs that promote gender be an even a greater one. · am, I first go through the standard hope. Maybe not for him, but I have hope right and wrong. There are Liberals here, complaints: Liberals suck! Why do they for me. And hope for you. We don't have Conservatives, Jews, Baptists, Protestants, blame the successful for the world's to do stuff if we know it is wrong. There is Catholics, agnostics, atheists. And all of problems? Why do they tell me I'm no law that says "When the pack moves, them aware of their actions. And their callous just because I'm patient and I care? follow or die." No. We can do what is implications. We're not elitists. We're But these complaints are reaily just right, and hold on to a sliver of self· just normal people. "1 could have written that ... " superficial. These are complaints which respect which no one can take away. If you care about ethics, you might exist "out there." They don't really affect , But how do we know what's right? think about living in the Ethics next year. The Review is now accepting applications for editorial columnists. For more me personally. No, the real problem in the Some turn to religion, some turn to the And whether you live there or not, you information, please call Liz Lardaro, Jeff Pearlman or Adrienne Mand at 831-2771. world today is a very personal thing. media, some turn to their friends and might wish to take some time to think The Review also welcomes ~uest editorials and letters to the editor. Something in every one of us. others to themselves. Into which group do about the implications of your actions. Send all such commentaries toT e R;;;~· B-1 St!Jd.!i!nt ~e!1ter, Newark, DE Ethics. Where have they gone? Were you fall? You might wish to feel what you know is 1 they ever here to start with? I know that I fall in the las'! group. righ~ 'and follow your guC instincts. My brother always says the one thing he Right and wrong for me has always been a Because no matter who you are, what you has that no one can ever take away is his gut feeling. I think we are all born with a believe and who you voted for, the one integrity. He says that while some may sense of morality. We are not born sinners. thing that can hold this country together or cheat to get ahead, he does the right thing, We were born to feel pain for bad acts. tear it apart is ethics. just because it is the right thing. But why? Cut your hand, it bleeds. Cut your Hold on to your integrity. Never give it Editorial Staff Why do the right thing when you are neighbor's hand, you bleed inside. You up. Even if that means going hungry one constantly being told that morality is liz Lardaro, editorial editor/columnist Jeff Pearlman, columnist, editor in chief feel what is wrong. Like touching a hot night outside the door to Pencader Dining Mike Stanley, cartoonist Greg Orlando, columnist relative, that looting is justifiable under pan as a child, you learn, through bad Hall. Melissa Tyrrell, c;olumnist John Ottinger, cartoonist certain conditions, that murder is OK if feelings, what is right and what is wrong. it's in revenge .for some more heinous jason Nathaniel Smith is an editorial Brian Hickey, columnist Jason N. Smith, columnist But in our age, bad feelings are columnist of The Review. The Truth Natalie Peters, columnist crime? Why do what is right? Just J. Matthew O'Donnell, columnist becoming blurred. Blurred by mixed appears every Friday. "because"? messages that say doing wrong things is Forgetting honor and squinning all the way A call for better communications convince one's self that their apart from the cheater, a person terms. In any dialogue, that can be diversity has come to be identifit:Q ideals were to overcome of true integrity knows how to half the battle. Let's take a couple of almost exclusively with race, gender Commentary bureaucracy so they could serve tell the difference. He knows Commentary examples: and sexual orientation. So, when a their country (yeah, I don't buy it whether he is a hero or a cheater. 1. Feminist. What is a feminist? person says Delaware isn't diverse, By Natalie either) their dishonor did not end And when the time of judgement By Rich According to Webster's, feminism they usually aren't giving much Peters there. They, unlike the man with comes, he steps forward and is "the principle that woman should thought to eye color or height or the dying friend who stood up takes his penalty. He does not Campbell have political, economic, and social personality. One person's diversity and took responsibility for his wriggle, squirm or waffle. He rights equal to those of men." is another's uniformity. actions, wriggled and squirmed does not let someone else Sounds simple enough. But 5. Conservative. A conservative is One does not want to get too to get our of the consequences of compromise his sense of honor Battles, battles. A call to arms. realizing that most women and one who tends to preserve traditions close to the U.S. Naval Academy their actions. They offered up by telling him it is not his fault. many men would subscribe to this and resist change. But talk to a lot at Annapolis these days, all of Bring out your verbal sabers. Let's bland excuses about how hard To me personally, the most polarize and fight it out. philosophy, we move on to of conservatives- change is what the blame that is flying around the exam was, how stressed out unsettling thing about the Naval specifics. Some claim total, they want most. Here at the could be hazardous. The issue is Wait. Not this time. We're in they were, how it wasn' t their Academy's troubles is that this is college here, ideally a place of unrestricted abortion rights are university, anyone who even a stolen test paper, a cover up fault. That, to me, is where they our future military. These are the essential to feminism. Feminists for vaguely supported Bush and Reagan and a whole lot of people who learning and dialogue. showed their true weak character. folks who will be cruising the Dialogue is a neglected art of life disagree. Some feminists want is teetering on the verge of fascism. want it to be someone else's Most regretfully, they apparently oceans with heavy artillery and to eradicate all gender differences. Pro-gun control, death penalty, fault. But the trouble is honor, or late. We don't spend a whole lot of come by this lack of integrity nuclear capability, under our time listening to each other. We 're To others, equally feminist, this is fiscal conservative. Narrow minded, the lack of it. honestly. flag. It is a little unsettling that repulsive. Will the real feminists puritanical. It all depends upon who Honor is a complex, abstract like Pavlov ' s dogs- we wait for Rear Admiral Thomas C. they couldn · t pass an advanced the cue and salivate. Let's step back please stand up? . you talk to. Before you call me concept. It cannot be defined, Lynch, the academy's electrical engineering exam, and 2. Racism. Racists believe a race conservative, tell me what you regardless of one's religious for a minute ... superintendent, walked into his it is disappointing that they Not long ago, 1 met face·to-face. (usually their own) is superior to mean. conviction, by a list of "thou· superior's office - after only would choose to cheat, but it is another or all other races. But some 6. Liberal. Ah, the"!" word. Need I shalt-nots." Unfortunately for with a person with whom I had some slight waffling about downright frightening that the taken issue in one of my columns. believe only dominant groups can say more? Liberals - stand for those who wish to attach a code whether or not he should have to dishonor ran so deep within them be racist while a minority can never tolerance. No, liberals stand for of conduct to it, it is not a As we spoke about various bones of take responsibility for his that they didn't know when the contention, I couldn't help but properly be termed such. Others say social welfare. No, ... abortion, concrete concept. It is ever academy - and offered his time had come for accountability. any racially based hatred is racist no condoms, environment, gun control. shifting depending on the laugh. She thought I was laughing at resignation, finally admitting his The admiral still doesn't seem to her, but actually it was something matter how many, or few, people ... i\AAHHH! circumstances in which we find failure to pursue the cheating know. are in the group. Furthermore, Of course, my choice of the ourselves. But it should also be else which s1ruck me as humorous. scandal. Yet, when he walked out The students who cheated at There we were, communicating! people disagree over whether any above terms reflects what current recalled that morality - the of the office, he was still the academy still haven't discussion or hint of ethnic academic culture considers the most explicit code of right and wrong (What a concept). I realized once commissioned, he was still in received their punishment. They again the importance of difference is racist, or just a important issues. Are they? - is not always the same thing negative comparison. place .So his offer, and the honor are filling lawsuits, countersuits, understanding one another. It took Are racism, sexism and as honor. it represents, is hollow. If he still wriggling and squirming. 3 .Homophobia, according to homophobia the most important Most of us, I think, would no small amount of tiine for us to knew he had done wrong,,then he They are not claiming that they comprehend one another's basic Webster's, is "irrational hatred or issues on campus? Why not agree that there are times when should have taken responsibility didn't cheat - the evidence is fear of homosexuals or alcohol? Vandalism? Spirituality? we feel dishonesty can be assumptions. for that and insisted that he be too heavy against them - Part of the problem stemmed homosexuality." But to others, Another point of contention as well. justified. That is to say, we think removed. Instead, he allowed instead they are trying to justify homophobia means a lack of It may take many hours of that the advantages of the from the labels with which we had someone else to forgive him, to the cheating because of the boxed in one another. We live in an approval of homosexuality or failure conversation to understand exactly dishonesty out weigh the tell him it wasn't as bad as he difficulty of the test. Life is too to place it on an equal footing with why this or that issue deserves more consequences. A story a few age of convenient labels. thought. Either he was ignorant, tough and they don't have what it Conservative. Feminist. Liberal. heterosexuality. Does ideology attention. years ago about a guy who then, or weak and either way he takes. always correspond to attitude? I've We must take pains to make sure switched identification with his Gay. Black. Christian. Politically is not the leader that the fragile Well, something like that. The correct. met people who have said things the lines of debate aren't closed. dying buddy so that his friend academy needs. final difference between them like, "I don't hate homosexuals, I I've heard one too many people tell could get life-saving medical Once we have the label right, we In a bizarre way, the and the hero with the dying know exactly how the other person just don't want them near me." Y.et me they're afraid to speak their treatment proclaimed the man a midshipmen and their superiors friend is that the hero pleaded these same people, who support gay mind because they might be labeled hero. A true friend would lie, thinks and feels. Or so we think . could learn a lot from the hero guilty to insurance fraud and One of the dangers of the so rights, might be considered less racist, sexist, homophobic, liberal, cheat or steal to save a friend's whose dishonesty save his friend. went to jail. "homophobic" than, say, a feminist. life. At least, we hope so. It called political correctness They could learn that there are Chances are, he did it with his movement is in some versions it practicing Catholic who believes Fear to speak does not belong in doesn't make it right, but it does times in life when the rules really head held high. Maybe when he homosexuality is wrong but doesn't institutions of higher education in a make it commendable. Not discourages free exchange and don't apply, and in those times gets out, someone could see if he dialogue. If one is afraid of being mind hanging out with lesbians. free nation priding itself on moral, but honorable. we choose to step over the line. knows anything about piloting a 4. Diversity. Life is varied (you outliving communist totalitarianism. Regretfully, at Annapolis the labeled sexist, racist, homophobic, And then we take responsibility submarine. one is all the more likely to clam up. know, the real definition of Unless, of course, we're not midshipmen's actions were for our actions. They could learn diverse) . So are people. There's a really interested in dialogue. neither honorable nor There goes dialogue. that even though it is only the Natalie Peters' editorial Let's take a look at a few great amount of diversity among commendable. They cheated on circumstances sunounding the columns appear twice a week white males, black females, Jews, Rich Campbell is a contributing an exam, and even if one could common campus labels. As with any editor of The Review. dishonesty that sets the hero in The Review intro level class, we need to define left-banders. Yet on campus ) February 18, 1994. THE REVIEW. A 15 Beyond colors, letters and labels Superhero, supercorpse, supersales were The Punisher has been taken), outfit let myself become friends with are still friends . These bozos 11'81lSiucent. Bane, one was called. Doomsday, yourself with guns, knives, those rapists? Those racists? Those This is not to say that everyone Thus Sp~ke Unpainted the other. Apparently, Super-Powered flamethrowers or whatever and hunt beer-swilling morons? Those catty on the paper sees it the same way I Zarathustr~ Bad Guy NI and Super-Powered Bad down bad guys. One cannot truly Furniture snobs? do. Guy 112 were under licensed trademark fathom the heroism involved in Because they are no different Granted, Jeff Pearlman is anti By Greg for some other company and most contracting the finger muscles on the By Brian than anyone else. Sure, they took a Greek. It doesn ' t take a rocket Orlando definitely could llOl be used. index (trigger) fmger. Hickey different path at this school than I scientist to figure that out. Both were dispatched shortly after This is what our children have to did. He thinks the whole Greek their duties were fulfilled. Like so look up to. In Batman Returns, So what? establishment is evil. He thinks that This being the first part of an much super-trash, they were sent off to Michael Keaton as Bat-dude took No, I don't call my friends rush is discriminatory. All fraternity guys are cocky. All extended discOUJ"se, aJ once whimsical the comic heap of obscurity, where heroism to untold heights. Using brothers and sisters. What is the big Maybe I am not the biggest fan sorority girls are catty. Now that I and devastatingly serious, on the rests the Spectacular Spidermobile and advanced crime-fighting techniques. he got that out of the way, let's talk. deal? of the rush process either. What problems plaguing The Uniud States cf Mauer-Ea.ting Lad (No, seriously!). ran over bad guys with the Baunobile. I write for The Review, thus, I Greek life just wasn't the thing does it matter? America - a truly monumental Fear not, dear reader. They, like Caesura. Dramatic pause for for me. Sure, I don't agree with Maybe you are not the biggest can look out the window up here undertaking. McArthur, will return. Wonder Woman thought. If you're thinking, "Hey, and see that there WIL'l an Alpha Tau everything that Greeks do. I think fan of how we determine staff has been sagging a liule, nudge nudge, waitaminute Greg, what makes Bannan Omega pany this weekend. that pledging is ridiculous. But who positions up here. "We don't n~ed another hero." - wink wink. so special? I could run down evildoers But since I write for The Review am I to judge it, never being a part Maybe you'd rather The Review TmaTumer To replace Supes and The Big Bat, with my car," then you probably got I wouldn't go to those parties. We of it? only write stories about how a DC went with newer, sleeker creations. the point and most definitely don't are all anti-Greek. Let's look at this logically for a fraternity or a sorority did Mayhaj> you were sleeping in 1992- Heroes for the 90s. It smelled very need to go to class today. The Bannan Yes, you heard it right, minute. something good for the community. 93 and missed it - DC Comics liule much like Teen Spirit. And with the of today, the one who appears monthly everybody here is anti-Greek. W e Fraternity guys go to the house More power to you. binge and purge. Superman was stale. lighJs out, it truly was less dangerous. in no less than four funnybooks and are also against people older than after classes and hang out with their But I'd at least expect everyone Batman had been down the Batpole Superman fought for truth, justice who was the subject of two feature 27. We don't let any of them work friends. to realize that regardless of how you once too often, if you catch my drift. and the American way. He was a length films is no more heroic, no more up here. I go to my friends' apanrnents to feel about a cenain establishment or Sales were down, woe and tarnation, dinosaur in desperate need of special, no more noble than any of us. Since the staff is mainly white, hang out after classes. group, it does not mean everyone whalto do, what to do. extinction. Batman has met the lowest common we are bigots, too. Fraternities have parties which involved in it fits your biases. Superman was killed. In May, four new Supermen denominator. Has become it. Don't pay any mind to the fact require people to get invites before No, I am noi anti-Greek. If you Batman had his back broken. appeared. The first was a cyborg who It wasn't always like this. Batman that there are six Greeks on staff. they come in. are anti-Brian Patrick Hickey Hear to tell, sales on the death/ liked to kill people. He shared space used to usc his brains to outwit When it comes down to it, our main No, the parties I have or go to do because he writes for The Review, maiming issue were quite brisk. with a super-powered kid who was criminals instead of to signal his foot to purpose being here is to bash the not require invites. Instead, we call maybe you are the one who has a Nothing sells like a good killing. straight out of Porky's Part II. The step on the accelerator pedal. Greek system at the University of each other and tell all to come over problem. Over I 0 writers and God knows third Superimpostor was a man in a Yes, Batman was just a man. As real Delaware. later. Next time something happens how many editors (five editors are steel suit who acted heroically, did the as the writers could make him. To tell you the truth. I wouldn't If a bunch of guys were to come involving a fraternity or a sorority, needed to screw in one light bulb - right thing, tried to help his fellow man Still, he was a hero. A man turned get along with anyone who is in a to one of our parties, we wouldn't you can bet every penny you have four to hold the ladder and one to look (L-0-S-E-R) anq probably will not sell giant who knew his limitations and that my name will be right next to fraternity or a sorority because I let them in. out for dangling modifi ... never mind), as many copies as the comic book stuffed them where the sun don't shine. the article. write for The Review. My mouth If a bunch of girls were to come were involved in the two butcheries. adaptation of Pope John Paul Il's He was discarded like an old shoe waterS when I get a story about any a' knockin', it'd be a safe bet that Does that mean I'm out to get Superman was killed in November, biography. The final Superdupe was because his sales weren't as strong as crime that involves a Greek. they would get in the door. you? 1992. Batman was crippled this more commonly known as The they'd once been. When I get home at night to tell Do you see any difference Does that mean this newspaper summer. The stories were eXiJCtly the Eradicator. As they say in the comic DC Comics is wrong. Dead wrong. hates every Greek, so hate back? my roommates how I buried one of between the two? us same. book biz, •nuff saki. The world still needs champions. That's up to you to decide. "them" today, I have a big smile on There really is no distinct Both were killed by villains who Batman was replaced by an ex Someday, we'll learn. - but not difference between a Greek and a I repon on things (good and bad) my face. appeared from smoke, Will 0' The villain who redesigned the Batsuit so today. non-Greek that warrants the that happen in the Greek system Thank God none of my Wisps whose modus operandi could fit now even the zipper '(it's a guy· thing) Today, we should mourn the loss of because it's my job. I love writing roommates are Greek. I couldn't stereotypes that fly all over the neatly onto the head of a pin, with can be used to kill an enemy. the worlds greatest detective, of the live in a house with any of them. place. and reporting. I love journalism. room to spare for an infinite number of Ah, progress. Bigger, badder, better, world's most well-known hero. And I'm not about to change. Oops. One of my roommates is Although this paper is accused of angels and lesser cherubim. Tiley were onwards and upwards. A hero is judged Fraternity brothers. Sorority Greg Orlando is an editorial columnist in KA. Oops, one my friends from stereotyping and targeting Greeks, killers. Shadow beings wit!t no not by actions, but by the body count it's a two-way street. sisters. No, The Review doesn't hate motivation save for an unquenchable he can lay claim to. ofThe Review. Thus Spake Zarathustra him school i~. too. is a figment of your imagination. Those guys I hung out with By ctassitying any Review you. bloodlust. They killed and killed and Marvel Comics (DC's evil arch reporter as anti-Greek, you are To tell you the truth, we are freshman and sophomore year? One uhhh, killed. That was about it. enemy) has a hero called the Punisher Stay a moment, if you wiii. In my last Pika. Two Sig Nus. A couple Sig doing the same exact thing you pretty much the same. Transparent comes to mind when whose schtick - and I am not making think we do. editorial, an error of the most egregious Eps·. Lambda? Yeah, two or three in describing these chaps, and if that this up - is shooting people. I repeat, nature saw print. Zarathustra was there. See, if you take the letters off the Brian Hickey is an editorial sounds like a good enough adjective, shooting people. chest of my friend in Pika, and you columnist of The Review. misspelled Zarathrustra Do I know any of those catty then their character description has You too can walk in the footsteps of take my little mug shot out of the Unpainted Furniture appears The error is entirely mine, a sorority girls? Why, yes I do. been rendered a most heinous shade of Gawain and Odysseus. Just come up paper, there is no difference. He is Friday thousand apologies to all. How could I have slipped up and every lousy. with a stupid name (and remember, still the same guy. So am I. And we Under Christopher, Clinton's foreign policy lacks direction International affairs, while in hands of Bush and Baker at the Clinton has had plenty of time to representative, in recent trade provide the world with clear recent years relegated to helm, we have the sweaty and excise our troops from that negotiations with Japan is leadership, as well as a constant secondary status by adherents of shaky hands of Clinton and Commentary abscess. It was Clinton's original impressive and could, too, be philosophy of right and wrong. It Beltway conventional wisdom, Christopher. Secre ~ ary of Defense, Les Aspin, counted in Clinton's favor. must lead those nations that most continue to present problems that In contrast to the present state By Denni$ who bears the lion's share of Add to the above economic need guidance out of darkness. not only JllUSl be dealt with but of uncertainty in international responsibility for the overtures toward Vietnam, the Bush may go down in history • ais·o must be dealt with ·politics, by the fourth year of the O'Brien deteriorating military situation continuing dialogue between as a preoccupied president who efficiently. Bush presidency, the United there. Israel and her former enemies so enjoyed dealing with foreign In the 1992 presidential States utterly dominated world Clinton has indeed made an and the passage of the North affairs that he was unable to election campaign, pundits and affairs. American drums. No wonder, effort to satisfy the nation's American Free Trade Agreement, sense the shift in the prevailing and Clinton's contribution to winds of conventional wisdom politicians alike said that The wall had fallen, the Iron since the current drum corps in hunger for an ambitious domestic agenda that those punditG and foreign affairs seems impressive. toward domestic concerns. Americans were far more Curtain had been lifted, the Gulf Washington provides not a crisp politicians stressed during the Yet, in light of the growing But Clinton faces the prospect interested in domestic affairs War coalition replaced OPEC as cadence of snares in unison, but a than world events. the premiere policy setting cacophonous clamor of gongs campaign, but has failed to and virulent nationalism of of being recorded as having the Russia's Vladmir Zhirinovsky, in exact opposite fault- too much President Bush was perceived institution in the Middle East and and symbols. provide the global leadership that attention to the domestiC front, to be out of touch with Israel' s enemies joined her in We have a revolving-door is our government's imperative light of the continued dialogue. in the post-Cold War era. belligerence of North Korea's while international events mainstream America. He was airstri~e threat policy for the Where American foreign Kim II Sung and his refusal to requiring urgent attention and Iaissez-faire to the bone, and The United Nations, for the former Yugoslavia, have policy had been served ably by allow the inspection of nuclear skillful resolutions remain while crime, health care and first time in 40 years, became the alienated our new Arab allies in the strategic aims and crisis sites and in light of the utter unattended to. welfare reform proposals were rubber-stamp for American the Middle East by our perceived disintegration of states and law Fortunately, if Clinton has high on candidate Clinton's foreign policy instead of the failure to act in Bosnia, silently management of Bush and Baker, and order throughout Africa, shown the nation anything in the agenda, Bush stuck to his notions chaotic and snivelling chorus of witnessed total economic and it is now crippled by the tactical Clinton ' s appointments and first quarter of his presidency, it of prudent stewardship, crisis Yankee-go-home, shoe-banging, political deterioration in the blundering and damage control is his willingness to learn from management and family values, quasi-marxist whiners. former Soviet Union, and have a of Clinton and Christopher. achievements in the arena of To his credit, Clinton served international affairs seem paltry. his mistakes and to make and lost. Under the skillful diplomacy potential nuclear confrontation the nation well by bringing the In this tumultuous time, when appropriate changes within his In this, Clinton's second year and leadership of Secretary of looming in Korea. civil wars in Africa and Europe administration to correct those in the Oval Office, despite State James Baker III, the world Please note that I made no reasonable and respected advisor threaten to spill beyond their errors he admits. Herculean efforts to focus on the revolved around our grand mention of the open wound of David Gergen in to his borders, Islamic fundamentalists Secretary of State Christopher domestic agenda, the hellish design. Those, my friends, were Somalia. communications camp and by in Egypt threaten the stability of should be the next to get the axe. hydra of international crises good times. I will concede that Bush, in relieving Aspin of his duties as the region and the nightmare of continues to rear its eight ugly Under the Clinton-Christopher one of his least prudent actions, secretary of defense. · The brave front of Clinton and unbridled nuclear proliferation Dennis O'Brien is an associate heads. team, however, the world no began our involvement there, but Instead of the steady but sure longer marches to the beat of Mickey Kantor, U.S. trade terrorizes · all, America must news editor of The Review "Four Heinekens ... and nothing else "There can be no morality without On The Record edible." religion." George Stephanopoulos, Ed O'Donnell Washington's most eligible A budget meeting contributor bachelor, who suggested the university add When asked what he has in his a de-partment of religion refrigerator "Reagan doesn't have the "Eat lead, Cobra .. " presidential look." Tough talk from a Barbie doll United Artists executive whose voice box was switched dismissing the suggestion that (by a group callh1g itself the Ronald Reagan be offered the Barbie Liberation Organization) starring role in the movie The Best with that of a G.l. Joe doll Man,I964 "Gun control is a waste of time. You "He couldn 't hit a curve ball with control criminals, not guns." and ironing board." Ken Chlouber Baseball Hall of Fame pitcher Republican State Representative Bob Feller ofColorodo on Michael Jordan's bid to play for the Chicago White Sox DiiYC Hulchison '· ~A1~6-~T~HE=RM~~~·~F=ebr:~~~18~, 19~94------~~~~ ·; Join Andre Buck and Anthony Wright at ToW'ne Court Apartments Where specializing in the needs ol the students and faculty is our commitment. ' 368-7000 . U of D basketball players Anthony Wright and Andre Buck, Kim and Jaisa live at Towne Court Apartments and love it! The owner, Frank Acierno, has a new student- sensitive, University of Delaware-oriented, management team ·in place. · The apartments are much quieter and safer tha·n others because the walls are all masonry rather than just wood. The halls have steel stairs with concrete block walls. The floors contain concrete. uwe love the basketball and tennis courts, the ball field and the covered picnic areas! .. The hallways, laundries and apartments have been renovated with new carpeting and new General Electric appliances. A 25-meter size Olympic pool and fitness center will be open in 1994. And the rents are among the lowest in the area . .. So, come on fellow students, move in with us to Towne Court and get the best rental value by far! Oh! We forgot! The heat, hot water and parking are included! .. STAINED PAGES WHO AM I? UD's newest Altlwugh my genes would hockey star insist that I'd be better off on the gridiron, I've excelled at is 5-3, has no UD as one of the school's all-time ice hockey greats. muscle and Last year I was a second team ACH L All-Star, and this checks like a Men, women and their year I already have 40 goals LASI'FRIDAY'SANSWER and 29 assists. girl. In fact, different bathroom habits, B3 ROBIN ZANDER .... she is one, BS ·;. ,• (ser'en dip'e te) the making of pleasant and fortunate discoveries by accident. FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 18,1994 Whaz up with that? By jeff Pearlman The crap b¢hind potty A roadtrip weekend of bea overflow boobs and Bourbon Street. ·the pressure was too much to BY CRAIG WILSON of Friday, Feb. Now you are !Wy to head to that oil handle. SlaK~ 11, 'M: did the ooly lhing that any 'M:ll so-majestic BOURBON ST. :There I was, lying in bed, n Thursday, Feb. 10 at 7 pm, planred traveler does- we got la>t. There is no single word that can ~ly trying to think of a topic for ·osix fiieros axt I left Newarl< for Luckily, by the grace of God and describe what happens on Bourbon my first ~·Wbaz up with that?" column. a roa1 trip that would take us to some directions scrawled oo a napkin, Street, but a picture is worth a thousand I n~eded a big-time idea, something the biggest party in the United we ended up at Tulane University and wmls. thilt students would really want to Stales-Madi Glas. ifrunediately proceeded to get drunk. So here we are on Bourbon Street. la1<)w. New Orleans. La, was the pla.:e and it OK, so we took showers fl.rst, then we This is what we have come for. This is iJ! · Oh. the concern. was the seanl time liB I was able to be got drunk. After all, we smelled like ... As we walk along 8ourtJon Street, the : 011, the stress. there. like ... VAN. There is no other wad to transformation slowly takes place. All 011, the worries. My traveling ~ had never describe the odor thll comes from seven inhibitions are lost, and we are falling I Ahhh.. the bathroom. experienced the fury of a party like college guys who have been in a van for inlo the groove that captures all of the : With the heat pressing against me Mardi Grm, and it was up to me to fill • 23 and If}. hours excqx VAN. poople JXUtYing there. like a bat to the cranium, I made a them in during the 23 and If}. hour ride it Our next plan of action was to drink. 'The beads. What are the beads f . . I 82. THE REVIEW. February 18, 1994 RACHEL CERICOLA ON ... Keeping tabs on the environment CROSS -" ~.~t The Dlvenlty of Life causing a mass extinction, Wilson delves into focuses on the preservation of whole CULTURE ~~ Edward 0 . Wilson ecological theory and experiments. Although ecosystems, not just charismatic species such W. W. Nonon & Co. somewhat technical at times for the non as dolphins. Secondly, Wilson advocates that Are you bored? Does all of The Warehouse Pub in 351 pages biologist, Wilson's research is thorough and envirorunentalists and those in industry work this dirt-covered snow make Elkton bring s Tommy BY $!M FRANKS extensive, his reasoning sound and his together for their mutual benefit. Both groups you want to push people out Conwell and the Little Kings SWfRrponrr predictions, though sometimes frightening, have the common, long-term goal of taking of your way into a snowbank tomorrow fo r nostalgic "Biological diversity .. . is the lcey to the are credible. what is needed from the environment with a on the sidewalk? entertainment. Beller get mainleNUICe of life as we know it." His key point rests on the fundamental minimum of disturbance. It's time to unwind. tickets in advance because -E.O. Wilson principle of ecology - all living things are Before Rachel Carson's 1962 Silent Tonight! Black Sabbath! they're I 0 bucks at the door. Taking shelter from a storm in the Spring helped spark the environmental Motorhead! Morbid"Angel! If you can get up to Amazon, Edward 0. Wilson begins his tale movement, industry tended to pay little All playing at the Tower Wilmington tomorrow night, of life on earth. In The Diversity of Life, attention to its global impact. Now national Theater in Philly. The seats Matt Sevier will be at Wilson describes poetically and scientifically Books policies and personal lifestyles have been will be taken out on the floor, Bottlecaps attracting a large how living things interrelate and change fundamentally changed. Wilson's work is which should save the fans the crowd to hear cuts from his throughout time. similar to Carson's poetic style and thorough trouble of doing it themselves. big selling CD, Faultlines. He tells how life struggled through past interconnected. Stretching the web of life too accumulation of scientific evidence. It may be Also in that area, Teenage Around the corner, thrash extinctions, exploding into the incredible far with practices like slash and burn similar in impact. Fanclub with special guests band Dantana (formerly Das diversity of this period. He then argues that agriculture, clear cutting for timber and With all the hype about environmental Yo La Tengo will be at the Kickboy and also Robert humans are causing a mass extinction, from pollution will cause whole ecosystems to problems such as the hole in the ozone layer Trocadero. ' Urich's name on that timeless which life may take millions of years to collapse. Sources of medicine, food and other and the greenhouse effect, it i~ easy to lose The Chestnut Hill Cinema TV classic Vegas) will be recover. products would be destroyed. sight of the environmental movement's true Cafe should be opening performing at the Barn Door. How can one species cause a mass To solve the crisis of the loss of biological goal- to protect life on earth. tonight in the Newark area After church on Sunday, extinction when the Amazon rain forest can diversity, Wilson proposes setting aside some Global warming might make Delaware with Jurassic Park, The Three check out Paw and Dandelion survive raging storms without a shudder, environments as preserves and promoting winters more pleasant, if not for the fact that Musketeers and an 11 p .m . at the Trocadero in Ph illy. when Krakatau can be flourishing with life sustainable methods of development, subtle environmental changes can upset the showing of Night of the Living Tickets are a measly five only a few years after exploding in a volcanic agriculture and other industry that take sometimes delicate balance of life, leading to Dead 3 . Those should bucks in advance. eruption equal to 100 megatons of TNTI advantage of the wealth of the natural world species falling like rows of dominoes. entertain you while stuffing Dandelion's new album, I The purpose of The Divenity of Life is to without destroying it. The Diversity of Life helps to move life your little faces. Think I'm Gonna Be Sick, answer this question and to propose solutions This geo-political approach to a solution, back to the forefront of the environmental In Wilmington, the Del should be out on Tuesday. to the problem of decreasing biological though leaving the individual feeling movement. Haven Cafe welcomes back Many bodies will be flying diversity. somewhat powerless, makes two significant Wilson is one of the most influential Space Christ from the at the Fish bone show To suppon his argument that humans are advances over other proposals. Initially, it ecologists of our time. A professor of science faraway land of New Jersey. If Wednesday at the Trocadero. you can stand it, keep your Wear durable shoes and rest see THE DIVERSITY OF .LIFE page B4 eyes on the guitar player's up. It's definitely going to be flailing hands. Repeated your exercise for the month. exposure will surely make you Thursday at the Khyber go bli'nd. Pass Pub in Philly, a local Bottlecaps will surely bring thras h showcase will be On this out a large crowd for the displayed- by none other than WHAT'S NEW? mellow stylings of Montana Misfit Toys, Crossbone Pie ~ . Wildaxe tonight. and Acid Gods. For the week of February 18-25 Knucklehead's in Wilmington And don't forget, the grand DATE ~ will be quite a mellow place daddy of funk, George to hang out for the upcoming Clinton, complete with The FEBRUARY18 Albums album. week . The weekend line-up P-Funk Allstars will be Laura Branigan Over My Heart - Videos includes Giant Panda Gypsy headlining at the Trocadero How did we ever survive without the Movies Strictly Ballroom - Paul Mercurio Blues Band on Friday and this Thursday. Sorry, it's only l546: Martin Luther dies. artist who made "Gloria" a household Body Snatchers - Terry Kinney and and Tara Morice show us how to Horizontal Groove on for the the over-21 crowd, but name? Meg Tilly are the next victims of those properly cut a rug. Sunday. Wednesday night is doors open at 7 p.m. and • 1745: Count Alessfllldro Pavement- CrooA:ed Rain, Crooked creepy crawlers from outerspace. Fortress- Christopher Lamben and acoustic night with Montana attendance is mandatory. Volta, discover of the Rain- The alternative band makes an Naked - David Thewlis is a London Jeffery Combs takes us on a sci-fi Wildaxe. Finally, get ready for attempt to thrust into the mainstream native who's got a lot of JXUblems. thriller that never ends. Saturday, the Tower Sunday, the 27th. It's time to electric baJJery, is born. with a very Dinosaur Jr.-ish new The Snapper- the comedy about a Son of the Pink Panther - Roberto Theater welcomes white-boy act cultured and head up to i sound. wee little lass (Tina Kellegher) who is Benigini and Herben Lorn star in the reggae artists UB40 along Wilmington ' s Grand Opera , 1930: Clyde W. Tombaagh The Dentists Behind the Door I Keep going to have a little one of her own. movie about Inspector C1ouseau's with MTV's newest dance House for an evenin~ with discovers Pluto. the Universe- Ah. who would have The scandal, although full of gossip, illegitimate offspring. phenomena Us 3. It would be Ladysmith Black Mambazo, . thought a band with a name which can brings the Dublin neighborhood to life. Son-ln·Law - Pauly Shore is worth checking to see if the 1 O-man South African a bring instant teeth-clenching can also The Summer House - Joan extremely annoying in the surfer out of tickets are still available. cappella group. They are 1953: Lucille Ball and bring sweet sowlds to the ear? Plowright and Jeanne Moreau conven water tale. Meatloaf will be serving up probably best known for their Desi Arnai sign the largest Sarah McLachlan Fumbling the BBC production into a classy a ton of tasty tunes from a work with Paul Simon, but 1V contract ($8 million) to Towards Ecstasy - The queen of drama. Coming Soon To a VCR near you variety of Bat Out of Hell they do just fine by albums at the Bob Saturday themselves. ~dme. angelic voices gives us yet anotl}er Manhattan Murder Mystery - reason to believe that her talent is pure Books Woody Allen and Diane Keaton night. heaven. My Lives- Roseanne Arnold's new enough said. 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Saiurday Feb. 12, was by ll'e oow clear- our mly ~ is the great because they will get you drunk far the most outrageous one in New ~ ~~ Orleans. It is hard to imagine what it I'm going to let you in on a little We decided to caldJ , skip mJ Sllllllble !me to our IJ'CilY much !iiCks-big tirre. Corbin Bernsen, Rickey Jackson and dive of a roocel was all it took to wear us Ahh yes. waking with the m U OF 0 FALL SEMESTER 1994 STUDY ABROAD PROGRAMS The University of Delaware offers study abroad programs ln many ezcltlng places throughout the world. Participate in study abroad program and experience the fascinating and unique world of different cultures and people. AU courses carry University of Delaware credit. Some courses fulfill coUege group requirements. AU wtdergraduate students, regardless of major, can participate. Cost minimal - includes regular UD tuition and a program fee covering airfare, housing, and some meals in some programs. ENGLAND/LONDON SPAIN/MADRID SPAIN/GRANADA AATH 3011-Modern Architecture I: 1750-1900 AATH 402-Semlnar In the Hletory of Art SPAN 306·Practlcll Oral/Written Expreeelon (Spenleh) AATH 341-Hietory of Brltleh Art COMM 421-lntercullural Communication: Appllc•llone In SPAN 308-Contemporlry Speln II ENGL 351-Literature of London lntematlonal Contexte SPAN 406-Adv•nced Spenleh Langu•g• ENGL 472.Studlee In the Drama FFL T 328-Hispenlc Llte111turaln Tranalallon AATH 339-Art & Architecture of Europe (Speln) HIST 375-Hietory of England: 1715 To PreMnt HIST 352..C0ntemporary European Society SPAN 355-Speclll Topic• In Spanlah Literature or Culture MUSC 101-Appreclatlon of Muelc POSC 441·European Government• SPAN 455-Selected Spenleh Authors, Worlle & ThemM POSC 441-Pioblemll ot w... em European Politics by Country SPAN 108.Spenleh 11-Eiementarynntermedllte HIST 33i-Topic a In Modem Europe1n H'-tory (Speln) . ENGL 208-lntroductlon to Dr1ma: "A•c•, Gender 1nd SPAN 107.Spenleh 111-lntermedllfe POSC 441.Probleme of Wntem Europnn Polltlca (Speln) lm•gln•llon" SPAN 205.Spenlah Convereallon Study Abroad Coordln•tor: Lisa Chieffo WOMS 208·1ntroducllon to Dramt: " A•c•. Gender 1nd SPAN 211.Spenlah Civilization and Culture Department of Foreign Languages and Literatures lmagln•llon" For more lnformlllon cont1ct: Olfice of Overseas Studies, 422 Smith Hall tt (302)831 ·6458 ENGL 382-Studl• In Multlcunur•l Uter1ture: "Multicultural International Programs and Special Sessions. 4 Kent Way Courses are aU in Spanish. London" BAMS 382 • Studln In Multicultural Llter1ture: "(302) 83t·2852. Additional classes ro b11 announced. · "Multlcunur•l London" Courses are all in English excepr Spanish language classes. WOMS 382·Studl .. In Multicultur al Literature: FRANCE/CAEN "Multicultural London" FAEN 308-Practlc•l Orii!Wrman Exp'"elon (French) Faculty Director: Alvina E. 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POSC 441.Problema of Wnlem Europeen Polltlca (Franca) wl the Ulake Thompson nand HIST 339-Toplcaln Modem Europe1n Hletory (Germany) Study Abroad Coordln•tor: Lisa Chieffo POSC 441-Problema of W•tem European Politics (Germany) Doors open 7pm, Rt. 40 Elkton lnt.rear meetln"• ro be announced; c:heclc Rmew ar Department of Foreign Languages and literatures conrocr auer.eaa srurUa. Study Abroad Coordinator: Lisa Chieffo · 422 Smith Hall tt (302)831 ·6458 ' see Blake Thompson Friday night. tool Departmenl of Foreign Languages and Lileralures Courses are an in French. Call 410-398-0249 for lnlormatlon. 422 Sm ith Hall tt (302)83 I ·6458 Courses are all in German. ON D•CK "They said it" Friday •Women's basketball vs. N'eastern 7 p.m. • Men's basketball at Northeastern 7:30 p.m. • Swimming & Diving NAC Chmps thru Sun. "David is the best college diver Saturday from Delaware I've seen in 10 • Men's and women's track at NAC Ch mps years." Sunday or .s - Delaware diving coach John Schuster on •Women's basketball vs. Boston 1 p.m. junior diver David Caffo. •Men's basketball at Boston 1 p.m. Friday The Review, Volume 120, Number 37 Februar 18, 1994 • 85 Sports in A Closer Look- Review By Megan McDermott ThroWing his weight around BrianD' Amico returned from an injury Too this year with hopes of setting a new I school record in discus throwing. BY MEO\N MCDERMOTT winter have been OK, but not what I'm ~Uiiror capable of. I've been throwing a lot better in many When Brian D'Amico was 6 years old, he wannups and practices. I want to nail one saw his brother Ken - who had been this wee.lcenl." realthy, samg, lllhletic 20-year-<>ld- cane "I expect him to walk away with a lure in a wheelchair. medal," says throwing coach Larry Prat1. a Ken was paralyzed - mysterirusly and farner Delaware thrower. teams instantaoowsly. In the off-season, D'Amico is a power Generally when you work hard '1bey didn't koow what was wroog with lifter. He says he squats 600 pounds, dead at something, there's a reason. him," D'Amico says. "He'd get like 50 lifts 625 and benches 365 (which he When you're in school, you needles a day. He was like a guinea pig. cmsiders "rot that great'). study hard, presumably you get They didn't really koow what to give him" "He's strong," says Pratt, with no good grades. hesitatioo - a fact that is concealed when When you have a job, you work D'Amico's wearing jeans and a baggy ~ard, maybe you '11 move up sweater, but is obvious as he smoothly tosses through the ranks. ... 'A Closer Loolt the 35-poorxl weighL An In dopfh ..... d-">w """'-~ .,_,. , And - usually - as an athlete, .....,. Frld.y. But D'Amico says the secret to successful if you work hard, you go to the throwing isn't mainly muscles as many playoffs or the championships or people think. A lot deperxls oo technique. to some top honor in your sport. That visim of his older brother fighting "He's easy to work with, but he's _ By the same token, usually if against his physical coolition made a deep fruslnlting to work with," Prausays. "[Stroilg you don't do well, you don't pass impressioo oo D'Amico. athletes] tend to rely oo their strength ar.d your classes, you don't receive Now D'Amico looks to his brother less oo fmesse. promotions and you don't who has fully recovered - as a model for "If he learns great teclmique, he'll be a top advance to post-season his role as a discus and hammer thrower and thrower." · sompetition. shot puuer for the Delaware men's track and Talking to D'Amico, he seems to have a I repeat: usually. fteldteam great love for the sport, but as he answers Usually is the key word here. "Just seeing~ det.ennination my brother questions calmly, politely, almost looking : Because, for North Atlantic had ... That's still an inspiration to me," bored at times, it's hard to imagine him Conference basketball, it doesn't . D'Amico says. jumping up and down with enthusiasm But ~atter how you play in the "His determinatioo just took over. I think in competition, he says he's different. regular season. it was mae the strength of his heart and his "I'll let out yells and screams," he says. It doesn't matter if you are miiXL" "The best thing is when you really hit a undefeated or winless. D'Amico, 21, is in his third year of throw and you hear the crowd cheering and - It doesn't matter if your team· canpetitiooatDelaware.HewasNorth Atlantic yelling." skills couldn't defeat a Cooference clwnpioo in the outdoor discus "He's like a bull in a china shop in a playground team, let alone throw sophomore year, but missed last competition," Pratt says. "There's no holding another Division I school. seasoo with a stress fracture in his hand. him back." It doesn't matter if you don't "Last year, my goals were to make it to Now, the 6-foot-2, 235-pound athlete has even show up for a game. NCAAs and to break the school record," his sights set oo a 180-foot discus throw - It doesn't matter, because D'Amico says. "I felt like I was in the best four ioches further than a Hen has thrown so everyone makes the playoffs. ~of~ life,~ all of a sudden you get far. ThaL's right. All eight teams .., ,an~.JJIIY..like~ , " ''That'll break the school record," he says . the Vermonts and the Drexels - So D'Amico redshirted the year, and "l'mnotleavingbelawareunriligetit'' . n • regardless of the season's since his return this season, his throws have D'Amico says a challenge always performance, are invited to the improved steadily as he prepares for the motivates him. NAC playoffs. N A C championships this "Every time SOOIOOJlC tells me no it gives Right now, the Delaware men's wedcml me that extra incentive to try harder," he basketball, team has a 5-4 record. "That's pretty much all I'm thinking says. The squad was in fifth place after about all week," he says. One of the highlights of his track career, THE REVIEW /Mark Schaffer this weekend's games, behind "I'm excited. My performances this see D'AMICO page B6 Junior Brian D'Amico in the process of tossing the 35-pound weight. Drexel in the number one. spot and Hartford, Maine and New ~ampshire in a three-way tie for second. · Tonight and Sunday, Delaware Hens tread into NAC faces two conference teams in what could be two exciting BY MICHAEL LEWIS upbeat are freshman diver Ali Al games, if, say four teams made 'Youngblood' relived Assistant Sports Editor Hasen and junior David Caffo, the playoffs. But, instead, the The entire North Atlantic two of the best divers in the NAC ~ens already know they're in. A reporter's hockey experiences take her to a frozen pond. Conference swimming and diving and solid favorites to take the the Sure, a win could give them a season boils down to this top spots in the 3-meter diving better seed, but how much does week. We're all here just to game. weekend, and both Delaware swim event. that really matter? have fun and work on our "I felt pretty good out teams figure to be in the running "Ali has dove extremely well .. Sunday afternoon, Delaware playing. Just do your best. there tonight," one of them for the championships, which will since coming back from his injury, ~rushed Vermont in a matchup "And keep your stick said. be held at Carpenter Sports and David is the best collegiate where the Catamounts set all down." "I had a goal and two Building from Friday to Sunday. diver from Delaware I've seen in kinds of all-time lows. After the So every week - and assists," I said with a huge "I think we stand a real good 10 years," Schuster added. ,game, Vermont players said the whenever else I could - I grin on my face. chance of winning this weekend," Also expected to perform well loss wasn't that big a deal. TI:Jey'd went out and tried my best, Everyone burst into Hen diving coach John Schuster is freshman Beth Ian, who is get over it and move on. For now, embarrassed but determined laughter. "She keeps pickup said. "Everyone is ready, and I headed for the ECAC .they're focused on the NAC to make up for lost time. I stats! What, do you have feel pretty good about it." Championships on March 3. Tournament. asked every stray player for them in your computer? Do Two reasons that Schuster is see SWIMMING page B6 The NAC Tournament?! help or advice or to practice you keep track every week?" . A team that only won one NAC passing or show me how to OK, fine. I'm. a little silly game so far, and they're lookin~ take a slapshot. getting excited over a goal in toward the Tournament?! And very slowly a pickup game. I don't keep • What's worse is, they could get improved, until one night I stats, but these are the only lucky; they could have three lucky scored my first goal. points I'll ever get, so I may kames and win the NAC - then I was standing outside the as well enjoy them .- even go on to the NCAA Tournament crease. When I'm fast though they don't count for representing the conference. enough to get there before anything. · - It's unlikely, but possible. the play goes the other way, And I know I'll never get • From the other point of view, THE REVIEW /l(elly Bmnett it's where I try to be, mostly any penalty minutes . Do I have to do thaU Meredith Glazar what about a team like Drexel? because I have almost no I was taught how to check : The Dragons are 8-1 in prepares to take to the ice. stickhandling skills and my first night on the ice, but I ponference play, 18-3 over)lll. BY MEREDITH GL.AZAR would get the puck taken if I can't seem to master the skill. ;I'hey shouldn't have to go SpotU Eciror had to move with it. I start skating from way through three games at the end· of Once I had my first taste of the ice, I didn't The pass came in from the beyond charging distance and .he season to prove their worth. want to get off. . right comer. I doubt it was make the hit. Then I bounce l'wo would suffice. Charlie Pens, coach of the Delaware Chiefs intended for me, but there it off and land on the ice as if I : It's exciting in the NCAA semi-professional ice hockey club, suggested I was on my stick. were the one who had been :rournament to see schools that play in a weekly pickup game to prepare me for 1 chipped the puck in over checked. pever get much publicity have the my ultimate goal of praticing with the the goalie's stick. I can't Which sometimes, I am. A chance to knock off the university team. So to the ice I went every honestly say I aimed it, but it certain player is known for powerhouses, but that kind of crossed the goal line skating up behind me and selection shouldn't go all the way nonetheless. poking the back of my knee l!own to conference level. This ildlc/e Is pild rwo or. three In " I turned back toward with his stick, causing my : No professional leagues allow series th4t Will iiPJJeilr iJfl CIII1S«ut/Ye c_enter ice to position myself legs to slide out from under jill the teams spots in post-season FrldiiYS. for the other team's me in an ungraceful pile. play. possession. Once I was checked off . Giving berths to four of the "Hey, she scored her frrst the puck and into the comer. eight teams instead might put a Monday night. goal," Charlie said. Unfortunately, that was little desire into players at the end I constantly apologized to the other players I hadn't thought it was all before I had elbow pads. My :or the season - they'd focus on for my pr~ence; I was always several strides that exciting, especially arm smashed in to the top ;each game instead of looking behind the play and never able to pick up a pass compared to some of the edge of the boards and I ehead at the Tournament. to save my life. In fact, I wasn't even playing moves the other players had ended up with a huge bruise. : Maybe then regular season most of the time. More accurately, I was scored with, but even the But I was so proud of it. I :would have a concrete purpose. skating around pretending to be some sort of guys on the other team showed it to anyone who : Maybe then teams would play a forward, and rarely touching the puck. started high-fiving and would look and told the story 'ittle harder all season and show But I loved it anyway. congratulating me. Charlie over and over to anyone who .fans some better competition, if a The other players gave me plenty of advice gave me the puck to keep. would listen. ~layoff spot was an honor, not a and told me not to worry about my ability (or Several weeks later, oo the My mom wasn't as -right. lack thereoO. night of my second and ooly thrilled as I was. Neither was Megan McDermott is the "Give it a chance," th~y told me. 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THE REVIEW. 89 Calvin and Hobbes by Bi II Watterson f.\JR~, ~~IN~'=> ~ LO IJ ~'( (,\oc..KB~oK~~ . Bl.li \ (!>..LW~' \o\'1 • ?LAN ~·s " ~~E GRU.T, BUI M'{ '?lJIN l3 i; " l\::~:,11": ~ \...0\ TO BE OE.SIR\:.0 . j\}t;.l" c. t>-~\1 ~t>-\<.E t:> C9N\~trH.t\~NI ToANYTMJNG, C..~N '{o\) , L~R\<-'C? 2 1 9 ~ T.HE FAR SIDE . By GARY LARSON Zeke froze. For the longest time, all he could It was an Innocent mistake, but nevertheless, His few friends had told him he could never "I'm going off half-cocked? I'm going off do was stare at the chocolate mint that a moment later Maurice found himself receiving buy It, but Mr. Crawley surmised that they half-cocked? .. . Well, Mother was right "someone" had placed on his bedroll. the full brunt of the mummy's wrath. just didn't know where the store was. you can't argue with a shotgun." ·. BY GARRY TRUDEAU 810. THE REVIEW. February 8, 1994