Special Thanks Idea 11 Interlino Express has been pre-empted by the need to credit and thank those who Glenn Tenhoff ...... Cover helped with my article in this Geri Sullivan: Editorial...... 1 issue. Deep and lasting Jeff Schalles: Adventures in the Wimpy Zone, part 7 ...... 4 thanks to: Bob Berlien, editing, surgical advice; Terry A. Garey: Terry Fakes It...... 8 Randy Byers, Travels with ✒ Ken Fletcher, artist the Wild Child, holding the Barb Jensen: I Yelled at Yanni ...... 11 mirror steady while helping me look in and through it, Dave Langford: Twenty Years of Uproar ...... 18 editing; Pamela Dean, real- ✒ Dan Steffan, artist world grammar, editing, Geri Sullivan: Ashes, Dust, 9 Electric Razors ...... 28 empathy; Dan Fitzgerald, ✒ Geri Sullivan, photo illustrations “Don’t worry about what you write, just make sure it’s Readers: Letters ...... 55 true.” Karen Johnson, sharp ✒ Stu Shiffman & William Rotsler, artists copy-editing pencil and Glenn Tenhoff ...... Bacover more; Fred Levy Haskell, reality checks, editing circles, arrows, and a paragraph on Additional art credits: the side of each one; Susan Linda Michaels: at right Levy Haskell, decompression, William Rotsler: 4, 5, 6, 7, inside back grounding, support; Robert Atom (via Vin Clarke): 27, 68 Lichtman, 37x’s, experience, ¢ All other art taken from the editing; Patrick Nielsen Hayden, editing at 40,000 SMOTHRA art resource files feet, encouragement; Teresa Additional credit and thanks to… Nielsen Hayden, support laced with sensibility; Kathy Jeff Schalles: scanning (300/600 dpi & Routliffe, a journalist’s per- Gestefax 456), color indulgence, mimeo spective, additional surgical maintenance, water control, and faith advice, editing, Jeff Schalles, morning read-throughs and Glenn Tenhoff: official Idea logo artist. conversations, editing; Accept no substitutes Jack Targonski, the trip itself, Karen Cooper: copy-editing that which was ready ongoing help and patience as I put it into words, the while enjoying Puerto Rican beaches willingness to take it from Mitch Pockrandt, Karen Cooper, One Bruce Schneier, Steve Glennon, here; and Tami Vining, just Judie Ann Cargo Cilcain, Martin Schafer, Dean Gahlon, David S. because. All errors are mine, Cargo, Eileen Lufkin, David Emerson, Laura Krentz, and other fen of course. who helped color, collate, and mail Idea 10
Idea Volume 2, Number 11 October 1997 Geri Sullivan, Editor
Copyright 1997 by Geri Fitzgerald Sullivan, Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA. All rights revert to the contributors upon publication.
A SMOTHRA publication. Member: fwa. Founding member: Minnesota Fanzine Recovery Act. Ulrika O’Brien for TAFF! Of cars and stuff
There really was a Packard Hawk. It was 1958, the last year Packard cars were made, just four years after they’d merged with Studebaker. The Packard Hawk was released along with the fondly-remembered Studebaker models. I mention this in anticipation that at least a few people who read “Ashes, Dust, 9 Electric Razors” later in this issue will be sure I got it wrong when I mention looking for a ’58 Packard Hawk at an auto show. Jack Targonski and Bob Berlien insistently corrected the early drafts, crossing out “Packard” and writing in “Studebaker.” They were certain my father was wrong, that he didn’t correctly remember a car he once owned. Car guys can be like that — and it turned out they were partially right. Daddy had mistakenly told me it was a ’63. I think that was the year he got the car from his Uncle John; it certainly wasn’t the year it was built. Packards weren’t made after 1958, and that was the only year they made a Hawk. I had a hoot of a time tracking down this information. First there were the conversations with Jack, Bob, and my dad. Jeff pulled out a couple of antique car books from his large, eclectic library. Then Bob and I each spent a sunny Saturday afternoon wielding the power of search engines on the World Wide Web as my father looked through old photo albums in Battle Creek. Daddy accused me of sending him on the chase not because I wanted the picture, but because Father’s Day was coming up. He thought it was my way of tricking him into spending hours looking at page after page of pictures of his kids when we were small. It was a real trip down memory lane for him — one he hadn’t taken in years. That wasn’t part of my plan, but I do consider it a worthwhile benefit of the search. He found a picture of the car — it even showed “Packard” name on the hood — and sent it my way. The added bonus prize was that it showed my dapper Uncle John looking just as I remembered him, motoring cap and all. He was a real car guy. I’m not a real car guy, but I grew up with two of them. My memories of summer afternoons include greasy hands, leaning over an open hood, with the portable radio tuned to the Detroit Tigers baseball game. I didn’t absorb many of the mechanical details or the sports statistics, but it was always fun. I helped by handing over tools, passing the shop rag, and holding the wrench just there as Daddy or my brother Barry tightened or loosened a bolt. Daddy was always happy to explain how it all went together, even if I didn’t remember from one season to the next. “I’ve got half the front-end parts in the basement,” Daddy told me the same day he found the picture of the Packard. “I don’t remember if they’re for the left side or the right side; I’d have to look at them.” That’s my dad. He hasn’t had the car in most of 30 years, but he’s still got parts for it in his basement. He’s even got parts for cars he never owned. I plan to pick up a pair of Studebaker emblems, still new in their box, during my next visit. They belonged to Uncle John; perhaps he got them for his Studellac.
Contributors: Available for the usual from: Ken Fletcher, 3511 Lyndale Ave. S., Minneapolis MN 55408 Geri Sullivan Terry A. Garey, 3149 Park Ave. S., Minneapolis MN 55407 Toad Hall 3444 Blaisdell Ave. S. Barb Jensen, 3435 Columbus Ave. S., Minneapolis MN 55407 Minneapolis MN Dave Langford, 94 London Road, Reading, Berkshire RG1 5AU 55408-4315 USA UNITED KINGDOM 612/825-0136 (FAX) Linda Michaels, 1356 Niagara Ave., Niagara Falls NY 14305 Send email to: William Rotsler, sigh… [email protected] Jeff Schalles, 3444 Blaisdell Ave. S., Minneapolis MN 55408-4315 If I don’t have your Stu Shiffman, 8616 Linden Ave. N., Seattle, WA 98103 signature on file, please Dan Steffan, 3804 S. 9th Ave., Arlington VA 22204 send a poctsarcd or TIFF. Glenn Tenhoff, 3033 Georgia Ave. S., St. Louis Park MN 55426