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N A Maryland woman was arrested for a brazen ENDS daylight robbery after she stole three entire A French fries from an officer of the law. The crime went down in the nation’s capitol WEIRD NEWS around 9:45pm on Wednesday, Sept. 7, at the Dateline: Norway Italian Pizza Kitchen on U Street. A woman A famous black metal musician just won an allegedly sat down next to a police officer and election for his local Town Council—and he’s tried to start a conversation, an MPD source not too happy about it. Gylve “Fenriz” Nagell, told WUSA-9. The source said the woman a drummer for the influential black metal band then reached down and took a French fry from Darkthrone, was signed up to run for Council the officer’s plate as he was eating. The officer in Kolbotn, a suburb of Oslo, as a joke. He asked the woman to stop, but she took agreed to stay on the reserve list, however, and another. The police officer asked the woman did his best not to win. “My campaign was a to stop a second time, warning her that she picture of me holding a cat saying, ‘Please was engaging in theft and could be arrested. don’t vote for me’,” Fenriz told the Clrvynt The woman proceeded to snatch a third fry, at website. Unfortunately, the picture of Nagell which point the officer arrested her. In the and his cat, named Peanut Butter, resonated police report, property stolen was listed as with voters. He will now have to serve as a “French fried potato” with a quantity of backup member of the council for two years. “three.” The unnamed woman was charged “Basically, I have to step in when the usual with second-degree theft. people who go to the big meetings are sick or something,” Nagell told Clrvynt. “Then I have Dateline: Kansas to go sit there and feel stupid among the A 70-year-old man robbed a bank because he’d straight people.” “rather be in jail than at home” with his wife. On the afternoon of Friday, Sept. 2, Larry Dateline: Colorado Ripple of Kansas City entered the Bank of A pet owner was called to come rescue her Labor and handed an employee a note saying, canine at doggie daycare after the animal ate a “I have a gun, give me money.” The teller bag of heroin. Denver police confirmed handed over $2,924 in cash. Instead of fleeing officers were chasing a drug-dealing suspect on the scene of the crime, however, Ripple took a Tuesday, Sept. 13, near the Bark & Play seat in the lobby of the bank and waited for Doggie Daycare and Boarding when an officer authorities. When a security guard approached spotted the man throwing something over the him, Ripple allegedly said, “I’m the guy you’re business’ fence. Garrett Bishop, owner of Bark looking for.” The guard recovered the money & Play, told KMGH-TV that the something and called the police and FBI. Ripple was was nearly 20 bags of heroin. “All in all, 17 taken to Wyandotte County Jail and charged PPop-Upop-Up Vinyl SSaleale baggies were found in our playroom,” said with one federal count of bank robbery. An Bishop. “Not including the five that the guy affidavit signed by FBI Special Agent Eric R. tried to swallow.” At least one of the bags was Beltz shines some light on Mr. Ripple’s gobbled up by Charlie, a female golden unusually short crime spree, saying that 2QH'D\2QO\6DWXUGD\2FW2QH'D\2QO\ 6DWXUGD\ 2FW  retriever. “You can’t process that your dog ate “[Ripple] and his wife had an argument at heroin,” said Charlie’s owner. The concerned home and [he] no longer wanted to be in the Choose from hundreds of records — owner, identified only as Laura, got a call from situation. Ripple wrote out his demand note in used, new and collectables the kennel saying Charlie was “high on front of his wife and told her he’d rather be in heroin.” Workers said, “We’re treating her, but jail than at home. Ripple then walked to the you need to come as soon as you can.” The bank and robbed it.” Ripple was released from daycare took Charlie to a veterinarian, who jail after appearing before a US Magistrate treated her with charcoal and the heroin Judge. It is unknown if he went back home to antidote Narcan. Laura said Charlie is his wife or not. a recovering, but, “she still has no energy.” The Denver Police Department said its Victim Compiled by Devin D. O’Leary. Email your weird Assistance Unit is working to reimburse Laura news to [email protected].

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[6] WEEKLY ALIBI SEPTEMBER 22-28, 2016 NEWS | COUNCIL WATCH NEWS CITY BY JOSHUA LEE Narcan, Use of Force & Sunshine Another day in the lives of our City Councilors BY CAROLYN CARLSON BY CAROLYN CARLSON Multiple Educators Found to Have Awareness Saves Lives Deficient Licenses Albuquerque City Councilors learned how A 10-month investigation by the Las Vegas Optic revealed that 7 N.M. educators and administrators easy it is to save someone’s life at their Sept. were given instructional licenses that they were 19 regular meeting. Dr. Joanna Katzman from unqualified for. According to a Public Education the University of New Mexico Pain Center Department spokesperson, six of them got and the Heroin and Opioid Prevention and M licenses mistakenly and will likely have them O C Education Initiative kicked off national . revoked, and the seventh’s work experience is O

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C overdose deaths, many of which could be I and Mora school districts by falsely stating he had R E prevented with the use of naloxone. One of a Master’s degree from New Mexico Highlands Y B the ways to save more lives is by making University. If convicted on the 17 charges, Charles O T Trujillo could face up to 117 years in prison and a naloxone available to first responders, law O H enforcement, educational drug abuse programs P $130,000 fine. The Council and to individuals at risk of overdosing or Mother Sought Out Men to Assault individuals at risk of witnessing an overdose. Daughter For more local information log on to contentious public comment portion of City cause backups and take away much needed on- The mother of Victoria Martens told police she www.hopeinitiativenm.org. Council meetings. At the last Council street parking. Many wanted the light placed sought out men to sexually assault her daughter, meeting a speaker was escorted out after things at Edith because it is a more suitable street. according to warrants obtained by the got a bit disruptive. Lewis said he wanted to The Council agreed to have city staff take a Albuquerque Journal . Michelle Martens told police Ginger Rebuttal make it clear that he did not have the speaker look at the Edith idea and report back. that she had set her daughter up to be sexually Councilors called up Police Chief Gorden assaulted at least three times—once with a co- escorted out because of the content of her Eden to do some explaining about a recent worker, and twice online through the dating comments. He stated he welcomes any and all report released by the court appointed federal website Plenty of Fish, including the final time with comments as public dialogue is a key part of Urban Pueblos Up Do one of Victoria’s accused killers. According to her monitor charged with overseeing reforms at Councilors updated site plans for 47 acres the City Council meetings. He does ask that statement, Martens set the encounters up the city’s cop shop. Dr. James Ginger said in a of the old Indian School land along 12th those addressing the City Council follow the because she enjoyed watching. It is unclear at this special report that the Albuquerque Police Street between Indian School and Menaul. time as to how long the abuse had been going on. rules that include a two-minute time limit per Department is failing to hold officers The land is owned collaboratively by 19 APD is currently working with federal speaker; time is not transferable and no signs, accountable for their use of force. He went on pueblos and houses the Indian Pueblo Cultural investigators in regards to the alleged online posters or banners in the Council chambers. activity. According to the warrants, police were to say APD has a culture of low accountability Center and Bureau of Indian Affairs offices, searching for multiple electronic devices and a and often endorses questionable and along with national businesses like Holiday video camera they believed may have been used sometimes unlawful conduct by officers. For a Sunshine Volts Inn Express, McDonalds and now the largest for sexual exploitation of children. Martens, Fabian little over an hour Councilors grilled Eden Unanimous approval was given to an Starbucks in New Mexico. The land is held in Gonzales and Jessica Kelley have been charged with Council President Dan Lewis asking the admirable $45 million goal to retrofit 38 city an Indian trust and retains sovereign status. with kidnapping, child abuse resulting in death, city’s top brass why should Albuquerque have facilities with solar technology to bring the The old Albuquerque Indian School closed in tampering with evidence, conspiracy and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Kelley confidence in APD after this report? Several city up to using 25% solar energy by 2025. the early 1980s. The first development plan and Gonzales are also charged with criminal sexual were a little annoyed that Dr. Ginger was not Currently the city uses 1.3 million kilowatt- was approved in 2005. penetration of a minor. Police have yet to identify around to do his share of explaining after hours of energy annually yet only 2.98% comes anyone involved in the alleged earlier assaults. dropping what Councilor Brad Winter called a from renewable sources. The solar investment bomb. Dr. Ginger reports to US District Judge is projected to be paid for by clean energy Thumbs Up MainStreet Woman Sues Shelter Over Cat Bite The Council quickly approved a resolution Robert Brack. bonds and or the savings from the retrofits. A woman is suing the Albuquerque Animal Welfare to support a $100,000 grant application for Chief Eden did his best to reassure the Albuquerque joins progressive cities like San Department after allegedly being bitten by a cat trees and other streetscaping along Central she adopted there. According to court documents, Council all was good in Burque’s cop shop. Diego and San Francisco in setting goals for through Downtown. The city will have to Andrea Hauff adopted a cat named Caspia from a “We take every report Dr. Ginger writes very switching to renewable energy for its facilities. cough up at least $225,840 in matching city animal shelter in February 2014. The lawsuit seriously. We discuss it. We come up with an “It is a progressive goal for a city our size,” alleges the woman was attacked by the cat within monies. It’s good timing since the action plan,” Eden said. “I have a staff that is Councilor Pat Davis said. “With 300 days of a month of the adoption, resulting in nearly Albuquerque Rapid Transit project will be fully committed to the process. We are fully sunshine a year I don’t know why we have not $18,000 in hospital bills. Hauff claims the city is ripping up Central from Coors to Louisiana. a responsible for the injuries, because shelter committed to the reforms.” Dr. Ginger’s report done this before.” employees failed to disclose that the cat had been comes a couple months after Judge Brack held Send your comments about the City Council to in a behavioral training program called Fraidy Cats, a barbecue lunch in his courtroom to applaud [email protected]. which attempts to rehabilitate cats who have been what he called progress with the police New Signal Maybe severely traumatized or abused and have related Councilors deferred approving new stop The next meeting department’s reform efforts. social problems. The lawsuit is seeking damages lights along Walter at both Lead and Coal. Monday, Oct. 3, 5 p.m. from the shelter for negligence. According to The idea will help slow traffic past a busy Council Chambers in the basement of City Hall shelter records, two weeks after Hauff returned Reglas Palabras P úblicas hospital and in and out of Downtown. Not all View it on GOV TV 16 or at cabq.gov/govtv the cat, it was adopted by another family who Council President Lewis chatted with the of those speaking were in support; especially have not made any complaints. The case against the shelter could go to trial in 2017. Alibi this week about the sometimes those along Walter itself who said it would a

SEPTEMBER 22-28 , 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [7] OPINION | ¡ASK A MEXICAN ! City of Angels, he sang, “Cause would it be L.A. BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO without Mexicans?/Black love, brown pride and the sets again/Pete Wilson trying to see us all ear Mexican: Is pinche considered a “bad” broke.” Wait, that wasn’t Pac; that was Makaveli, word amongst Mexican-Americans? Or is it since Tupac is ALIVE. Besides, game recognize Dlike güey? Where it’s juego , and Mexicans see Tupac as the generally alright? moreno version of Chalino Sanchez, the legendary narcocorrido singer who was also —Mandilón in assassinated before his time, and whose Manhattan ballads made gangsta rap seem as imposing as the Mills Brothers. Dear Pussy-Whipped Pocho: Don’t forget that Dear Mexican: History has shown among Mexican-Americans, that given time, all immigrants to a new #fucktrump is considered country, eventually assume the new HHARVESTHARARVEST appropriate for children five and language. That being said, it is also over. But among Mexican Mexicans, important for Americans to help the pinche (which technically means a short-order immigrants cross the language barrier. Because cook) is still mostly a synonym for “fucking” in its of this, I do not understand why there are not adverbial sense; I, for instance, would never use it more Spanish-language programs on television, in front of my mami lest I get the chancla . But, like not just for the Spanish speaker, but for el Norte, Mexican culture keeps coarsening, everyone. Spanish “Sesame Street” would be making pinche more acceptable than ever before. great. I have studied Spanish and Japanese in One of the first news stories the Mexican ever school, and it has helped me understand my wrote was a 2001 piece about how a Mexican surroundings better. What are Americans afraid yaktivist took out a radio ad calling former of? We flock to Mexican restaurants. It would California Governor Gray Davis a pinche also be nice to see other foreign language güerito —a “fucking little white man.” Tellingly, programs on the television from time to time. the AM station bleeped out pinche so it sounded DinnerD ner like pin -bleep. Fast-forward to today, and that —Bring Back Esteban Colberto radio station—now on the FM dial—regularly AABQBQ BIOPBIOPARKARK BOBOTANICTANIC GARDEN plays the track “Pinche Borracho” (“Fucking Dear Gabacho: That’s a problem exacerbated Drunk) by female duo Dueto Las Azucenas (a by Hollywood, which would rather greenlight swap-meet version of Las Jilguerillas) without shows about gangs and narcos than anything bleeping out pinche . What a pinche vergüenza . remotely dealing with the modern-day Mexican- HERITAGEHERITHERITAGE FARMFARM American experience. And by the way, there is a Dear Mexican: Why is it that every time I Mexican version of “Sesame Street” (well, besides pull up next to a Mexican in traffic, they’re the actual Spanish-language version of the show, bumping one of two things; either some polka- called “Plaza Sésamo”); it’s called “Dora the sounding stuff or Tupac? I like Tupac but it Explorer.” Donald Trump has already announced seems like Mexicans are single-handedly she’s the first Mexican to get deported, since Dora keeping his music alive. Why do Mexicans love taught millennials that Mexicans are actual October 8 Pac so much? humans and not baby-making cockroaches—a first on network television. a —Confused by Colored Folk 55:00:00 p.m.p.m. 8:00 p.m.p.m. Ask the Mexican at [email protected]. Be Dear Gabacho: Tupac Shakur forever his fan on Facebook. Follow him on Twitter endeared himself to Mexicans thanks to his 1996 @gustavoarellano or follow him on Instagram A communitycoommunitmmunity dining eexperiencexperience in the Orchard.Orchard. jam, “To Live and Die in LA.” In this ode to the @gustavo_arellano! AppetizersAppetizersers + FFourour CCourseourse DDinnerinnerinner + DDessertessert $$9595 pperer ppersonerson A portionportion of the prproceedsroocceedseeds bbene tene t the ABQQ BioPBioPark.Pararrkk.

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KIDS LEARN TO PLAY RUGBY Kids learn to play rugby football and recieve FRIDAY SEPT 23 a rugby ball. Bring sturdy shoes or cleats and plenty of water. Montgomery Park (Comanche & Pojoaque). Noon -2pm. LEARN alibi.com/v/4b4p. HOW TO MAINTAIN HEALTHY SKIN AND HEALTHY DIGESTION WELLNESS/FITNESS USING HERBS Herbalist Bernadette Torres demonstrates how to make and use tinctures and lotions to reduce stress, maintain CERVESANA 11am -noon. See 9/24 listing. healthy skin and improve digestion. Greater Albuquerque Habitat YOGA EN ESPAÑOL $5. Noon -1pm. See 9/22 listing. for Humanity ReStore (4900 Menaul NE). Noon -1pm. 359 -2423. alibi.com/v/4b4h. MONDAY SEPT 26 SECRET UNM Local podcast City on the Edge discusses the mysteries of UNM live with special guests. Tannex (1417 Fourth SPORTS/OUTDOOR Street SW). $5. 8 -10pm. alibi.com/v/4cxu. LEARN HOW TO PLAY ROLLER DERBY Bring gear or show up early to borrow some. All skill levels are welcome, team members are WELLNESS/FITNESS on hand to teach participants how to skate. Heights Community YOGA EN ESPAÑOL $5. Noon -1pm. See 9/22 listing. Center (823 Buena Vista SE). 7 -9pm. alibi.com/v/3v7b. WELLNESS/FITNESS SATURDAY SEPT 24 BASIC COUNTRY WESTERN GROUP DANCE CLASS Learn how to ABQ HOME REMODELING AND LIFESTYLE SHOW Over 200 do basic country dances. CSP Dance Studios (6001 San Mateo NE). booths featuring the Albuquerque area’s home improvement experts. 6-7pm. 883 -9521. alibi.com/v/4b31. Expo New Mexico (300 San Pedro NE). $0 -$7. 10am -5pm. LABLAST WORKOUT 5-5:50pm. See 9/24 listing. alibi.com/v/4bqy. YOGA EN ESPAÑOL $5. Noon -1pm. See 9/22 listing. CITY DIFFERENT FESTIVAL Featuring films from local students, food from Bon Appetit, activities like bounce houses, art YOGA EN ESPAÑOL Exploremos juntos el sistema del Ashtanga installations and live musical performances from Greg Butera, Vinyasa Yoga. Se trata de coordinar el movimiento con la respiración. Poacher Poacher, Space Mob and more. Santa Fe University of Art Ideal para toda persona nueva al yoga. Todo nivel es bienvenido. and Design (1600 St. Michaels, Santa Fe). 5 -11pm. (314) Los esperamos, Pura Vida. 3B Yoga New Mexico (4545 Alameda NE). 458 -3410. alibi.com/v/4c0s. 5:45 -6:45pm. alibi.com/v/49ur. INTERNATIONAL DISTRICT FESTIVAL A showcase of the diverse art, food and entertainers from the southeast TUESDAY SEPT 27 area of Albuquerque. New Mexico Veterans Memorial LEARN (1100 Louisiana SE). 10am -5pm. alibi.com/v/4ct6. See Event CURIOSITIES OF NEW MEXICO A panel of presentations that Horizon. will cover fascinating yet less-known nuances of the state’s SHE SAYS: DEAUX Socialize, dance, party, view local performance history like Diné Memories of the Crownpoint Boarding School art, drag, win prizes and gifts and much more at this all-inclusive during the 1960s, the Red Power movement and more. Bachechi queer party for LGBTQ youth and adults. Sidetrack Brewery Open Space (9521 Rio Grande NW). 7 -8:30pm. 314 -0398. (413 Second Street). $5. 7 -11:30pm. alibi.com/v/4c9e. alibi.com/v/4bo6. See Event Horizon. STEAMPUNK SPECTACULAR 5: CTHULHU’S REVENGE A science- EARLY CHILDHOOD TEACHER AND PROVIDER WORKSHOP Early fiction themed day of workshops, costume contests and enter - childhood teachers learn how to explore science topics in the class - tainment. Teens allowed if accompanied by an adult. Mine Shaft room with state-approved Early Childhood Trainers. Registration Tavern (2846 State Highway 14 N, Madrid). $5 -$20. Noon. required. Explora! (1701 Mountain NW). $20. 5 -7pm. 224 -8341. 507 -9879. alibi.com/v/4c7u. See Event Horizon. alibi.com/v/4cd7. LEARN GOING DOWN LIKE A PRO: TIPS FOR PLEASURING THE V This THE HISTORY OF FIGS IN NEW MEXICO The Fig Man of New class is for anyone who has a vag in their life and wants to show Mexico, Lloyd Kreitzer, presents a visual exploration of the history of it some oral love. Sterilized toys for practicing provided. Self Serve figs in the southwest, from Spanish colonial days to the present. (3904 Central SE). $20. 7:30pm. 265 -5818. alibi.com/v/480p. Taylor Ranch Library (5700 Bogart NW). 2 -3pm. 897 -8816. HERBALISM SERIES 2 Learn how to identify and properly apply alibi.com/v/4bc4. herbs for a variety of conditions. Registration required, no prior HISTORY OF OUTHOUSES OF NEW MEXICO Richard Melzer and classes required. The Source (1111 Carlisle SE). $185. 6 -8pm. the Moriarty Historical Society and Museum discuss the history of alibi.com/v/3z98. local latrines. RSVP required. Moriarty Civic Center (202 Broadway, PETROGLYPH PLÁTICAS: LOST ON THE WAY, RECORDING THE Moriarty). 1 -3pm. 832 -0839. alibi.com/v/494g. TRAILS NETWORKS ON MESA PRIETA Janet MacKenzie reviews VILLAGES ALONG THE RIO GRANDE: ISLETA PUEBLO Learn about her work recording ancient trails across Mesa Prieta. Oñate the history of Isleta Pueblo, watch traditional dances performed Monument and Visitors Center (State Road 68, Blg 854, Alcalde). by Laguna Pueblo dancers and enjoy food from local food trucks. $5. 6:35pm. 852 -1351. alibi.com/v/4cgm. Gutierrez-Hubbell House (6029 Isleta SW). 10:30am. 314 -0398. SOLAR ENERGY PANEL DISCUSSION Discuss the pros and cons alibi.com/v/4bo5. of purchasing or leasing a Power Purchase Agreement or going off SPORTS/OUTDOOR grid with a personal system. North Domingo Baca Multigenerational 4TH BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION Kick off the refuge’s fourth year with Center (7521 Carmel NE). 6pm. 917 -5074. alibi.com/v/4c57. cake, hayrides, music, food truck and activities for the whole family. WELLNESS/FITNESS Valle de Oro National Wildlife Refuge (7851 Second Street SW). YOGA EN ESPAÑOL $5. Noon -1pm. See 9/22 listing. 10am -3pm. alibi.com/v/4a93. LIVE PRO WRESTLING See local competitors the DeathRage Cartel, Hobo Hank, Brute 66 and more compete. Westside Community Center (1250 Isleta SW). WEDNESDAY SEPT 28 $15. 7pm. 314 -0176. alibi.com/v/4ceg. LEARN WELLNESS/FITNESS STREET CAT HUB WORKSHOP Learn about available resources to CERVESANA Practice cervesana yoga and have house beer. Nexus assist with feral cat population control as well as how to care for Silver Taproom (2641 Coors NW, Ste D). FREE, $5. 11am -noon, community cats. Greater Albuquerque Habitat for Humanity ReStore 7-11pm. 242 -4100. alibi.com/v/49t9, alibi.com/v/48fh. (4900 Menaul NE). 10 -11am. 359 -2427. alibi.com/v/4b4j. YOGA EN ESPAÑOL $5. Noon -1pm. See 9/22 listing. SEE MORE AT ALIBI.COM SEPTEMBER 22-28 , 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [11 ] THEATER REVIEW ARTS | CuLTuRe ShoCk BY MAGGIE GRIMASON The Devouring Heat of Love Aux Dog’s provocative production of Burn This As the lights come up in the first act of Burn This at Aux Dog Theatre, the PHOTO BY RUSSELL MAYNOR audience meets Anna, a dancer crumpled in despair on the sofa, under an afghan, a bottle of vodka and a glass to keep her company. She is in the midst of mourning Robbie, her N A

collaborator, friend and roommate, who H S C I A recently drowned in a tragic boating accident. W Y E S I H L

O While Robbie’s death sets in motion the P S A C I R N conflicts at the heart of Burn This , it is, as ever, V A A G R R O T F T romance that is the cutting centerpiece of this O Y Y H B B play, authored nigh on 30 years ago by P

O O T O Pulitizer Prize winner Lanford Wilson. T O D O H D H P E Enter Pale, Robbie’s hopped-up older P brother—a force of nature played brilliantly by Kelsey Paschich, Co-Director of SHIFT Dance Jacqueline Garcia, Co-Director of SHIFT Dance Jacqueline Stewart of JAXON Movement Arts Martin Andrews—who rips down the genteel facade of uptown New York with every tirade (and there are many). Andrews’ performance threatens to incinerate everyone and everything within shouting distance of the The City s New Languages of Dance stage. Amid the spare but effective set that is both dance studio and apartment, an unlikely SHIFT’s inclusive dance movement love triangle unfolds between Anna, Pale and Anna’s well-heeled boyfriend, Burton, whom it ’ is clear she feels ambivalent about. As the platform for these people. Initially, Paschich, of Portland, Jacqueline Stewart, who splits her story unfolds, it becomes the telling of a tug-o- BY MAGGIE GRIMASON Nevada and Garcia took lead on choreography time between Chicago and New York and war between career and romance, sensibility for the shows (they’ve had four in the past year Donna Jewell, head of the dance department and passion. The tension is untangled skillfully n Albuquerque there is quite literally alone), but, ever-inclusive, the group aims to at UNM. “We tried to curate it in a way that by director Lee Kitts as well as the small cast. space that enables us to do what we do,” support others in developing and promoting it would have a lot of diversity,” Nevada said Just as memorable as Andrews’ Pale is the wry Kelsey Paschich explained as we sat and perceptive character of Larry, who also “I their own choreography. “We’re trying to of the lineup. “We understand that people will under a bright awning at Pop Fizz. “If you go lived with Anna and Robbie. Played by Isaac present work, and not just our own … there be drawn to some things more than others— Christie with charisma in spades, Larry delivers somewhere like New York, there’s physically are lots of choreographers in Albuquerque and but they can get a nice, rounded experience some of the most memorable and affecting of not space [and also] you’re trying to jam your New Mexico who want to, and should, show out of the whole festival.” “Our art form is Wilson’s lines; the stage lit up when Christie voice in where there’s lots of voices. It’s this work. We would like to provide that space for very visceral and wide in range, I think that’s was on it, and he and Anna (who it should also thicker, denser environment, which can be … them,” Nevada explained. “[We want to] make exciting for audiences,” Paschich added. Not be mentioned was played deftly by Aleah really exciting, [but] we’re coming at it from a it accessible, not only for audiences, but for to mention that there will be a fair bit of Montano) have brilliant interaction. totally different angle. … The isolation is dancers and choreographers, to make it experimentation and genre-bending work Something of a love letter to bad boys and actually a strength.” What Paschich does, accessible just to create work—that means happening over the course of the weekend— those entangled with them, I was left a little along with Lisa Nevada and Jacqueline Garcia, doing promotions for [their show], finding a pieces that emphasize that eponymous verb incensed by the subtext of the play. Anna is all of whom are co-directors, is run SHIFT space, finding the budget to help present it.” that is at the heart of the project. the reluctant recipient of Pale’s animal Dance. “I think we’re always very conscious attentions, and despite flat-out saying (more They describe their work as creating a shift Paschich and Nevada described the than once!) “I don’t like you,” and later, “You and aware of our environment,” she added. in local dance culture— and that about-face importance of making dance accessible for frighten me,” her words are ignored, and the Part of the local arts environment for many comes from creatives knowing there is space everyone, in the theater and outside of it. “We suitor forces himself upon her until she finally years, however, was a distinct void of modern for them to showcase their dances, that there invite people to see it in different ways, [in accepts the affection of alcoholic, homophobic, dance, particularly after initiatives like Global is a network of support and—if they need order] to get them excited or curious,” Nevada always-punching-things Pale. In this way, the Dance Fest and Wild Dancing West folded. one—the reason to create. “We also wanted a explained—the range at the festival play was watered down to a sentimental love Paschich, Nevada and Garcia saw the need to word with some action behind it … a verb,” contributes to that sentiment. Additionally, a story, lacking the richness and complexity that create opportunities in the medium—for Paschich elaborated—something that evoked whole host of discounts are available on it felt like the story was building toward. dancers, choreographers and audiences—and change, movement and the ever-evolving tickets. “That’s important,” Paschich added, The headaches of the writing are navigated founded in SHIFT in 2015. nature of creative practices. And that’s what because “people might not know they like it as best they can be in this production at the Their objective with the project was to high caliber Aux Dog. The direction of the play SHIFT Dance is all about—the ongoing work, yet.” As they elaborated on the variety of consistently favors investigation of the trauma, create a platform for contemporary dance in the research and the everyday praxis that dances happening at the festival— pleasure and struggle of the characters—and Albuquerque and to encourage professional culminates in regular knockout performances. performative dances, blended genres, new that is what makes Burn This fascinating. The dancers and choreographers to stay and work That diligence will likely be evident in every techniques learned in faraway lands—it truly urgency with which each character searches locally. “All of us went through the MFA step danced at the upcoming SHIFT Dance seemed like SHIFT is offering up something for their unique true north isn’t as diluted as program here and came out saying ‘Now Festival. for everyone. “I think [audiences] might be Wilson’s resolution, and that is a testament to what?’” Paschich said. The three recognized To mark a year of expanding Albuquerque’s surprised by what dance can be,” Nevada the talent of the cast and crew. If you can that there were working dancers and dance scene, SHIFT is hosting their first three- concluded. “We just want to give people the ignore the bow that is sloppily tied at the end choreographers in the area that didn’t want to day extravaganza at the VSA North Fourth confidence to come and feel invited and and aren’t triggered by a bitter dose of violent relocate to a modern dance hub like NYC, as Art Center from Thursday, Sept. 29, to welcomed to experience it.” And yes, you’re patriarchal nonsense, Burn This can be the well as a vibrant, culturally-oriented audience starting point for vital post-play dialogue on all Saturday, Oct 1. The event will showcase the invited, too. Get your tickets for any that would be receptive to modern dance. sorts of topics. a work of the three co-directors, as well as host performance, or all three nights, at When SHIFT was created, there was finally a several visiting artists including Allie Hankins shiftdancepresents.brownpapertickets.com. a [12 ] WEEKLY ALIBI SEPTEMBER 22-28, 2016 Calendar | arts & lit

NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Globalquerque . ARTS & L IT International food, artisan crafts, artwork, clothing and more with music groups Orkesta Mendoza, Rajab Suleiman and Kithara, Vân-Ánh Võ and more. $35 -$69. 1 -11:59pm. 724 -4771. CALENDAR alibi.com/v/4ckw. See Show Up! SATURDAY SEPT 24 THURSDAY SEPT 22 ART THE WORDS ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM OF ART AND HISTORY Smithsonian Museum Day Live . Free museum admission as part of Smithsonian CORRALES COMMUNITY LIBRARY , Corrales Child of Duende: A magazine’s twelfth annual Museum Day Live. 9am -5pm. 243 -7255. Journey of the Spirit . Local Corrales author Michelle Adam shares alibi.com/v/4cjl. stories of Gypsies, Flamenco and Nature Spirits from her novel. CHOICE Spanish tapas and drinks are provided. 6:30pm. 923 -0649. JUBILEE ACTIVE ADULT COMMUNITY , Los Lunas 7th Annual Jubilee alibi.com/v/4cdb. Arts and Crafts Fair . 50 artists and crafters raise funds for the Los Lunas Fire Department by selling display gifts, jewelry, fiber arts, ART pottery, metal sculpture, handmade soaps, and more. 9am -3pm. DUEL BREWING Drink and Draw . An art night with with art 2016 366 -1995. alibi.com/v/4aio. supplies, beer, music from Homegirls Records and featured artist Megan Elizabeth Teeters. 7pm. alibi.com/v/4cif. STAGE AUX DOG THEATRE Burn This, A Red Hot Love Story . $18 -$25. STAGE 8-10pm. See 9/23 listing. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump HOTEL ALBUQUERQUE Tablao Flamenco . Flamenco performances are two of the most polarizing DESERT ROSE PLAYHOUSE Doubt: A Parable . $5 -$15. 2pm. See where guests enjoy authentic Spanish cuisine and beverages. presidential candidates in modern $5 -$400. 7:30 -9:30pm. 242 -7600. alibi.com/v/49rg. 9/23 listing. history. “The Choice” goes behind SONG & DANCE HOTEL ALBUQUERQUE Tablao Flamenco . $5 -$400. 7:30 -9:30pm. See 9/22 listing. the headlines to investigate what has EL RANCHO DE LAS GOLONDRINAS , Santa Fe Unity Fest . A 4- day family-friendly festival with transformational music and yoga. KIMO THEATRE Hand to God . A play presented by New Mexico’s shaped these two candidates, how Musicians include Trevor Hall, Mike Love, Bluetech, Desert professional theatre company, directed by Laurie Thomas and star - they lead and why they want one of Dwellers, Tina Malia, Luminaries and Earth Guardians. $20 -$209. ring Bruce Holmes, Jacqueline Reid, Caroline Graham, Jamie H. the most difficult jobs imaginable. Noon -3am. (505) 471 -2261. alibi.com/v/46jr. Jung and Harrison Sim. $3 -$40. 7:30 -9:30pm. 768 -3544. FILM alibi.com/v/4brg. SNEAK PEEK: TIM ANDERSON 4-D THEATER PREVIEW NIGHT A MAXWELL MUSEUM OF ANTHROPOLOGY A Silk Road Journey to TUES SEPT 27 8PM preview of the newest attraction with an on-going screening of the China . Try calligraph, origami and see the Moon Dragon shadow award-winning video Aerobatic Challenge. Anderson-Abruzzo puppet show. 1 -3:30pm. 277 -2924. alibi.com/v/4clc. Albuquerque International Balloon Museum (9201 Balloon SPECIAL COLLECTIONS LIBRARY Roundhouse Steps . A non- Museum NE). 5 -8pm. 768 -6020. alibi.com/v/4c44. partisan comedy show of song parodies covering New Mexico KIMO THEATRE Thelma & Louise . Screening of the 1991 feminist issues, politics, and personalities. 2 -3:30pm. 565 -2154. comedy starring Susan Sarandon, Geena Davis and Harvey Keitel. alibi.com/v/4c60. $5. 7 -9pm. 768 -3522. alibi.com/v/4au0. VORTEX THEATRE An American Daughter . $22. 7:30pm. See 9/23 KNME 5.1 listing. SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER New Mexico Student NewMexicoPBS.org Filmmaker Showcase . View films created by university students. SONG & DANCE Admission is free with a student ID. $0 -$8. 7:30 -9:30pm. 848 -1320. alibi.com/v/4au2. AFRICAN AMERICAN PERFORMING ARTS CENTER , Expo NM Albuquerque Ukekopelli Festival . $11 -$115. 6pm -midnight. See FRIDAY SEPT 23 9/23 listing. See Event Horizon. ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM OF ART AND HISTORY Art in the ART Afternoon: Lone Piñon . Music performance by New Mexican acoustic CENTER FOR CONTEMPORARY ARTS , Santa Fe Slang Aesthetics trio. 2 -5pm. 243 -7255. alibi.com/v/4c3e. and New Imagists in the Southwest Opening Reception . Robert EL RANCHO DE LAS GOLONDRINAS , Santa Fe Unity Fest . Williams showcases over 60 drawings and paintings alongside thir - $20 -$209. Noon -3am. See 9/22 listing. teen painters working in the pop-surrealist, lowbrow, street art style. Runs through 11/27. 6 -8pm. (505) 982 -1338. alibi.com/v/4btb. NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Globalquerque . 3 stages of music and the Global Village of Craft, Culture and Cuisine EYE ON THE MOUNTAIN GALLERY , Santa Fe Bill Johnson Solo including international music groups Anda Union, Baladino, Exhibit Opening Reception . 25 paintings and drawings centered Federspiel, Mokoomba and more. $19 -$42. 4 -11:59pm. See on the themes of New Mexico and the beauty of the landscape. 9/23 listing. See Show Up! Runs through 11/18. 5 -9pm. (928) 308 -0319. alibi.com/v/4c2i. TRACTOR BREWING WELLS PARK Art Fight 23: Cultura Fuerte . A SUNDAY SEPT 25 live art competition celebrating chicano history, with fresh produce by Food is Free Albuquerque. 7 -10pm. 243 -6752. alibi.com/v/4bay. WORDS STAGE PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE A Drop of Water: A Spiritual Journey . Yvonne Williams Casaus talks about and signs her new spiritual memoir AUX DOG THEATRE Burn This, A Red Hot Love Story . An incendiary book. 3pm -4:35am. 294 -2026. alibi.com/v/4bso. love story of a man and a woman from two different worlds who are brought together by the death of someone they both loved. STAGE Playwright Lanford Wilson’s masterpiece. Directed by Lee Kitts. AUX DOG THEATRE Burn This, A Red Hot Love Story . $18 -$25. $18 -$25. 8 -10pm. 254 -7716. alibi.com/v/4bp1. See Theater 8-10pm. See 9/23 listing. Review. DESERT ROSE PLAYHOUSE Doubt: A Parable . $5 -$15. 2pm. See DESERT ROSE PLAYHOUSE Doubt: A Parable . A play written by John 9/23 listing. Patrick Shanley about perception, doubt and the complexity of truth, set in the framework of child abuse in the Catholic church. Directed SANTA ANA STAR CASINO , Bernalillo Thunder From Down Under . by Shiela Freed. $5 -$15. 8pm. 881 -0503. alibi.com/v/4asm. The internationally-acclaimed male revue of dynamic dance routines, barely there costumes, state-of-the-art lighting and chiseled abs. HOTEL ALBUQUERQUE Tablao Flamenco . $5 -$400. 7:30 -9:30pm. $25 -$50. 7pm. 867 -0000. alibi.com/v/4bsk. See 9/22 listing. VORTEX THEATRE An American Daughter . $22. 2pm. See 9/23 VORTEX THEATRE An American Daughter . When Lyssa Hughes is listing. nominated for a Cabinet post, she discovers a small indiscretion becomes a scandal that imperils her confirmation all the while her SONG & DANCE personal life unravels. $22. 7:30pm. 247 -8600. alibi.com/v/48gw. AFRICAN AMERICAN PERFORMING ARTS CENTER , Expo NM Albuquerque Ukekopelli Festival . $11 -$115. 9am -6pm. See SONG & DANCE 9/23 listing. See Event Horizon. AFRICAN AMERICAN PERFORMING ARTS CENTER , Expo NM Albuquerque Ukekopelli Festival . A three-day celebration of the ART OF THE SONG NM Song Swap . New Mexican singer-songwriters ukulele, featuring eight instructors and two island dance work - Boris McCutcheon, Russell James Pyle, Justin Evan Thompson and shops. $11 -$115. 7 -10pm. 222 -0778. alibi.com/v/4ags. See Paul Hunton perform. $15 -$20. 7 -9:30pm. 985 -2640. Event Horizon. alibi.com/v/4c7t. EL RANCHO DE LAS GOLONDRINAS , Santa Fe Unity Fest . EL RANCHO DE LAS GOLONDRINAS , Santa Fe Unity Fest . $20 -$209. Noon -3am. See 9/22 listing. $20 -$209. Noon -3am. See 9/22 listing.

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eer is good. The brewed beverage has been part of human life for at least 5,000 years. In fact Bmany historians believe that the cultivation of grains and subsequent development of beer and bread led to something we all like better than This is where beer comes from brewski: civilization. When consumed in moderation, beer provides a relaxing, tasty and filling diversion from the stresses of everyday life. In the heat of summertime, ice-cold ale goes a long way; in winter, a frothy stout served at room temperature can give one energy and nutrition. Because of such ameliorative effects, this veritable ambrosia has a distinct place in helping define the joys of human life all over the globe. On that note, it’s impossible to drive through Wales without sampling the national brand, Brains. Up in the north of Britain, Newcastle Brown Ale represented the hearty and humble lifestyles of a sea- faring, coal-mining population. And it’s like that everywhere we live, breathe, work and play, from San Miguel in the Philippines Bow & Arrow PHOTOS BY ERIC WILLIAMS • WWW.ERICWPHOTO.COM and Southeast Asia, to Polar in Caracas, Sapporo in Kyoto and Leinenkugel all over the upper Midwest Downtown—was the home of Glorieta Beer. technology, an interest in community and a plan for with a cornucopia of flavor, excellent service and a of our United States. Like most of the beer produced in America in economic success that surpassed corporate models in singularly attractive, one-of-a-kind product. Here in New Mexico, the sudsy supplement is a the late 19th and early 20th centuries, experts scope and execution. Through this new vision, their products have relatively recent addition to our culture, but has reckon that Glorieta was heavier than the suds we Santa Fe Brewing Company, the state’s largest beer- become symbols of worthy small-business models, recently taken the lead as a social lubricant, after- are so familiar with now. Still, it was a popular brand making outfit, was established in 1988. Luke Macias, gained loyal followers and therefore ensured that work diversion and even as the basis for booming among a host of smaller competing recipes made brewery marketing director says the idea for the beer would continue to flow throughout businesses in the Duke City. And while along the Rio Grande valley, outselling competing operation was realized when the original owner, Albuquerque. commercially-produced beers remain popular, the brands as the our city grew into the modern age. Michael Levis, realized there was no craft beer in Shyla Sheppard, owner of Bow & Arrow ascendence of craft beer has added a saucy and Glorieta Beer was borne on the dreams of New Mexico even though the sweet substance had Brewing Company, a relatively new member of the successful dimension to the proceedings. American immigrants who wanted to bring an become popular up north, in Colorado. local brewery scene, says her number one goal is to Although wine has been made in this part of the essential part of their culture to their new home; Macias told Weekly Alibi , “He [Levis] and a buddy create an excellent product. Along with co-owner world since the Spanish colonized the area in the they were successful because they turned a formerly went up to Colorado and bought a seven-barrel used Missy Begay and brewmaster Luke Steadman, an 16th century—and research done at the University small-scale, home-based activity into a commercial, beer-house they got from Boulder Beer Company. expert who has experience in all aspects of the beer- of Colorado revealed that Indigenous peoples of the even industrial process that could serve hundreds They made nut brown and pale ales, items that are making process, her business is built on authenticity. Southwest made traditional fermented beverages instead of scores. still on our menu, but with slight tweaks, even “We want to be meaningful on several levels, how long before European colonization—it took the Don and Harry Rankin, of Lawrence, Kan. though a lot has changed. We’ve grown with the our name, location and logo convey our core values. efforts of immigrants from central Europe to bring partnered with German émigrés and brewmasters times, IPA is still popular and Happy Camper, the We want to be a brand that people can relate to. In beer as we know it to this part of the West. Jacob and Henry Loebs to create the state’s first first canned beer in New Mexico, is our biggest terms of our branding, we are inspired by our unique As the Industrial Revolution and the trans- commercial brewery. seller. What’s important to us is that beer-making heritage, landscape and people of the American continental railroad opened up the North American According to local histories and archives, their continues to grow as an industry here in New Southwest. Attention to detail is important, continent to immigrants in the middle of the 19th main product “sold for a nickel in a tall mug at local Mexico. We want to make great beer and help bringing local beer drinkers a unique perspective century, settlers from Germany, Austria, Scotland saloons with names like the White Elephant, Free & sustain that activity all around New Mexico. Good through your brand is important. There would be no and Ireland landed in the Southwest. Among their Easy and Bucket of Blood.” beer creates jobs and makes people happy.” industry but for the customers.” possessions: a working, artisan-based knowledge of All that fun ended in 1917 though, when the Given that beer makes for happiness, imparts a As for their success in Burque, Sheppard adds, beer-making based on sometimes centuries-old State of New Mexico became the 27th US location sustainable job-market as the number of breweries “We share [with customers] a love of learning about traditions from their homelands. to enact laws prohibiting the production and grow, and so has a positive influence on local the environment and culture; we have a sense of In our state, breweries often popped up in consumption of alcoholic beverages. Southwestern culture, it was only a matter of time until it bubbled place. We’re coming from [Native American] culture boomtowns, farming communities and mining went on as an ice factory, sans suds for decades after back up in Burque. with a sense of pride and hope to encourage other camps. Beer expert Jon C. Stott, author of the thirst- the ban took effect. And while they did not completely eschew the [Indigenous] businesses.” quenching tome, N ew Mexico Beer: A History of When the nightmare of Prohibition ended 16 commercial, industrial level of beer-making that Such declarations speak to the diversity available Brewing in the Land of Enchantment wrote that beer years later, small beer-making operations resumed made the process a big money, corporate operation in Burque’s collective beer experience. But they’re was broadly introduced to this region in the 1850s. here and there in the state but no sizable operations in America—along the lines of North American also evidence of how a form of sustenance some say Nearly 40 years later, beer came to Burque in the came into fruition until near the end of the century Beer-making giants like Anheuser-Busch and the is responsible for our very civilization continues to form of the Southwestern Brewery and Ice with the rise of the Santa Fe Brewing Company. Miller Brewing Company—local and regional have profound influence on the way we proceed Company. Located adjacent to the all-important rail This time around, a middle course was charted. 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FREE. 8am -noon. 252 -2959. hile I highly doubt that I’ll be seeing the 315 Gold SW The steaming bowl of pho held cubes of fried alibi.com/v/3zn0. walls of Kyana’s Kitchen anywhere close (505) 503-8899 tofu, broccoli, squash, bok choy—all sweet, LOS RANCHOS GROWERS’ MARKET A variety of local produce, eggs, bread, pastries and arts and crafts from the Wto 2am, it’s easy to imagine drunken, Hours: Mon-Thurs: 11am-9pm, Fri: 11am-2am, Sat: complimentary vegetables—with thick, round late-night conversations happening in the North Valley. Los Ranchos Village Hall (6718 Rio Grande NW, 4pm-2am rice noodles at the bottom. I pulled fronds of Los Ranchos). FREE. 7am -noon. alibi.com/v/420h. spacious confines of Albuquerque’s newest Vibe: Spare, super-casual cilantro, slices of jalapeno and mung bean Vietnamese spot, a restaurant that notably SANTA FE WINE CHILE FIESTA 2016 $30 -$150. 10am. Alibi recommends: Vermicelli bowl with veggies sprouts from the standard plate of pho See 9/22 listing. keeps late-night hours. In fact, it was nearer to accoutrements and dropped them in the SOUTH VALLEY GROWERS’ MARKET Produce from local 6pm when my first dish was set in front of me heaping bowl of soup, adding a spoonful of growers, live music and crafts in a bucolic semi-rural at Kyana’s Kitchen—a heaping bowl of chili to the oily broth for good measure. In the setting. Cristo Del Valle Presbyterian Church (3907 Isleta SW). vermicelli and veggies ($7.50), with an egg hands-off. Pouring our leftovers into to-go now bustling restaurant, I proceeded to eat FREE. 8am -noon. 877 -4044. alibi.com/v/4188. roll chopped into quarter-size wedges on top containers, we looked over the bill—for two like no one was watching. UPTOWN GROWERS’ MARKET Support local farmers and of it all. Served simultaneously with the wide dishes, an appetizer and more green tea than While not exactly cozy—the spacious workers and purchase top-quality, fresh, locally grown we could drink between the two of us, the produce. ABQ Uptown (2200 Louisiana NE). 7am -noon. porcelain bowl of noodles and vegetables, was restaurant has polished cement floors and alibi.com/v/4cct. a smaller bowl of fish sauce to dress it with. total came to a round and reasonable $23. My exposed bulb and metal chandeliers for a Resting in the middle of the table between a friend and I parted ways and hours later, I vaguely industrial feel—it is a place where it is SUNDAY SEPT 25 dear old friend and I, was a pot of green tea realized I had forgotten my leftovers at the easy to linger if you have the time, or just as restaurant. A feeling of deep regret washed ABQ BIKE AND BREW TOUR VIP brewery tours with master ($1.75), served at a searing temperature, now easy to eat quickly and set out once more into brewers, water and snacks along the way and exclusive cooling as we enjoyed an appetizer of lettuce over me. Never again, I swore. the world—cravings satisfied, calories to burn. collectible goodies. Routes Bicycle Tours and Rentals wraps ($5)—boats of lettuce heaped with a A few weeks later, I walked the few blocks (404 San Felipe NW, #B1). $60 -$65. 1 -4:30pm. 933 -5667. By which I mean to say, the place is versatile, alibi.com/v/49c5. pâté of beef and vegetables. between my office and Kyana’s Kitchen for easy, affordable and not least of all, their food CORRALES GROWERS’ MARKET Fresh, local food and goods It was a quiet weekday evening at Kyana’s lunch. This time, the restaurant was is enjoyable. For warm and comforting food noticeably fuller, a few tables full of suited sold. Live music from Squash Blossom Boys. (500 Jones, Kitchen—which just opened its doors to Gold ante meridiem on a weekend night, or a lunch Corrales). FREE. 9am -noon. alibi.com/v/3zcq. on Aug. 18. A few other patrons sat in near men talking loudly, one even on in the middle of your workday, this MILE HI FARMERS’ MARKET Fresh produce, homemade silence enjoying their meals as my friend and I speakerphone with a woman shouting from Vietnamese spot in the heart of Downtown is goods and crafts from local vendors. Alvarado Park caught up after a long few weeks. I paused somewhere far away. I took my choice of seats a satisfying stop. (2000 Alvarado NE). FREE. 11am -2pm. alibi.com/v/482c. every few moments to take a sip of tea—a and ordered up a bowl of vegetable pho, egg As I stepped out onto the sidewalk after my RAIL YARDS MARKET Peruse hundreds of New Mexico’s verdant basic green with flowery high notes— rolls and—why not?—another pot of tea. lunchtime visit to Kyana’s Kitchen, I made sure finest food, farm, artisan and healing vendors, hear live musicians and learn from the educational and demonstration offered in addition to black and iced tea Kyana’s Kitchen also has extensive banh mi, that my leftovers were with me and cut the few stir fry and rice dishes on their menu, several zones for kids and adults. Albuquerque Rail Yards (777 First options. Soon, I hoisted my chopsticks and blocks north back to work. I was full, but still Street SW). FREE. 10am -2pm. alibi.com/v/40qe. dove into the massive bowl of noodles. Light of which weren’t available this particular buoyant and, overcome with the happiness of SANTA FE WINE CHILE FIESTA 2016 $30 -$150. 10am. and satisfying, the food assembled in front of day—the restaurant had been open for less the no longer hungry, I gave my leftovers away See 9/22 listing. me had a healthful crunch, which was than a month when I visited, so I consider upon return to my office. In my satiated WEDNESDAY SEPT 28 balanced nicely with the greasy satisfaction of that entirely forgivable. My server was euphoria, I was happy to share my bounty of exceedingly kind, graciously taking my request the egg roll sliced atop it. After finishing our pho, however, around 4pm, I once again felt the DUKE IT OUT Live cooking competition for Albuquerque’s meal, we lingered comfortably for a long time for pho sans meat, and magically, knowing deep regret of having missed an opportunity to finest chefs benefiting El Ranchito de los Ninos, a home at a broad table against a plain white wall, what I needed a beat before I did every time. enjoy a bowl of noodles from the consistent and for children whose parents are unable to care for them. finishing our tea and our stories—the waitstaff The egg rolls, stuffed with cabbage and Builders Source Appliance Gallery (308 Menaul NE). delicious Kyana’s Kitchen. a $50 -$75. 5 -8pm. 565 -4470. alibi.com/v/4c11. neither rushing us along nor acting entirely carrot, were served barely warm, but I’m going SEPTEMBER 22-28, 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [17 ] you’re tearing into a juicy green chile cheeseburger, red-tinged grease streaming down your claws, a shiny Chow town ring encircling your beak. a rotating guide to restaurants we like OLD TOWN suggest a restaurant or search for more at: w alibi.com/chowtown CENTRAL GRILL AND COFFEE HOUSE These listings have no connection with Alibi advertising 2056 Central SW, 554-1424 [Diner, New Mexican, American ] Central Grill is one of the crop of new diners that embraces the aesthetic of yesterday’s greasy spoons while offering house-made meals with high-quality ingredients. 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Movie Culture ¡Globalquerque!, New Mexico’s Celebration of World Music and Culture, returns to Albuquerque You don’t joke about Dean Martin around Jerry Lewis. this week. Along with all the usual music-and- dance-filled events, organizers have assembled the third annual International Cinema Series. Screenings have been taking place throughout the month of September at the National Hispanic Cultural Center. This will culminate during the Max Rose festival itself with a handful of great films from around the globe. On Thursday, Sept. 22, Sad drama about death and regret adds a modest capper to its star’s long career starting at 7pm, you can catch Sergey Bodrov’s epic historical drama Mongol: The Rise of Max Rose is a minimalist film. It deals Genghis Khan . This 2008 Oscar nominee for BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY Max Rose mostly in the smallest of moments: Max Best Foreign Film paints a multidimensional Written and directed by Daniel Noah portrait of the man born as Temudgin in 1162 AD glancing at his wife’s toothbrush sitting in a and his rise to visionary leadership of the Mongol good 20 years after his last on-screen Starring Jerry Lewis, Claire Bloom, Kerry Bishé, glass in the bathroom. On that level, it people. Shot in remote Central Asian locations, appearance, show biz legend Jerry Lewis Kevin Pollak succeeds. To be completely honest, Max Rose the film features authentic Mongolian dialogue Areturns for an elegiac role in the minor key Unrated has all the makings of a maudlin, made-for-TV and is subtitled in English. On Saturday, Sept. drama Max Rose . The film itself was shelved Opens Friday 9/23. 24, there’s a double feature to be had. First up at melodrama. And in other, lesser hands it 12pm is Benda Bilili! , a documentary about an for three years and not seen in America until would have done nothing but wallow in that unusual group of street musicians from the its premiere at the Museum of Modern Art as atmosphere. But Noah is smart enough to play Democratic Republic of Congo. Four of the part of a tribute to Mr. Lewis’ 90th birthday. depressed shell. The problem, of course, is that on both his star’s strengths and frailties. At members are paraplegics, three are able-bodied It’s written and directed by a guy named there’s really no getting past this incident. this stage of the game, Mr. Lewis is battling men, and all of them play on homemade Pushing 90, Max isn’t exactly going to get out instruments. At 2pm, the Cinema Series wraps Daniel Noah, who’s mostly been known for age and illness. He’s not exactly gonna perform up with Favela Rising , an award-winning producing a handful of low-budget horror films there and start life anew. He’s going to mourn epic pratfalls or recite Shakespeare. Lewis, at documentary about a former Brazilian gang (Toad Road, Cooties, A Girl Walks Home Alone his wife for the rest of his life—which probably least for the first half of the film, has little member who unites his poor neighborhood at Night, The Greasy Strangler ). How he lured a isn’t all that long, let’s be honest. dialogue. He acts mostly with his facial through the power of hip-hop music and Afro- talent like Jerry Lewis out of retirement While Max grows increasingly numb and Brazilian dance. All screenings take place at the expressions, and he does an impressive job. NHCC’s Bank of America Theatre (1701 Fourth remains something of a mystery. But their disconnected, we get short flashbacks of his Lewis has never been much of a subtle actor, Street SW). Admission is free to the public. For collaboration is now doing a small-scale life with Eva. Lewis and Bloom have an having spent most of his career offering up more info go to globalquerque.org/cinema.html rollout in theaters, giving curious viewers a easygoing camaraderie and the relationship slapstick comedy. But his few serious turns chance to see just what attracted the aging between their characters seems idyllic. (Martin Scorsese’s King of Comedy , for actor to what is likely to be his final starring Eventually, Annie cracks through Max’s example) have been well received. By Students of Cinema role. heartbreak and gets to the root of his problem. avoiding long speeches or a lot of movement, The New Mexico Film Foundation is launching its Compounding Max’s drastic emotional tumble first (dare we hope annual) New Mexico Student Max Rose is, if nothing else, a showcase for Noah allows his lead actor to appear in nearly Filmmakers Showcase this week. The purpose of its front-and-center star. Lewis plays the titular is the fact that he may have uncovered every shot. The weakness, the vulnerability the event is to allow collegiate students enrolled Max Rose, a long-retired jazz pianist whose evidence of a long-ago infidelity on the part of and the lifetime of regret are palpable. And by in filmmaking programs to have their work shown beloved wife Eva (respected octogenarian Eva just prior to her death. Despite the fact crafting a show biz character, somewhat lost in statewide to other students as well as the actress Claire Bloom) has just passed away. that it happened more than 50 years ago, Max general public. San Juan College, Eastern New his own vanity and questioning his lifetime of Mexico University—Portales, Santa Fe Having been happily married to the woman couldn’t let it go. They were still fighting over choices, the film blends reality and fiction in a Community College, and Santa Fe University of for 65 years, Max is now beside himself. He it when she passed, leaving far too much surprisingly touching way. Art and Design are among this year’s mostly just sits in his living room and stares off unresolved. With Eva now gone, Max is guilty Max Rose doesn’t hold a lot of major secrets participating institutions. The Showcase will hit into space, unable to even open the door of over his still-lingering suspicions. or unexpected twists. It plays out more or less three location around the state, starting with the Eventually, Annie and her father decide it’s South Broadway Cultural Center (1025 the bedroom he shared with Eva for so many the way you expect it to. The script certainly Broadway SE) on Thursday, Sept. 22. Doors years. Following the sparsely attended funeral time to send Max to an old age home. could have explored some darker aspects to open there at 6:30pm. The showcase will travel (Who among their friends is still alive?), Max’s Thankfully, he befriends some elderly both the character’s depressive mental state to The Screen in Santa Fe (1600 St. Michael’s) granddaughter Annie (Kerry Bishé from musicians and settles in well. It’s actually a and his maybe-not-as-rosey-as-he-thought on Saturday, Sept. 24, for a 2pm screening. It all AMC’s “Halt and Catch Fire”) moves into the nice place and not some overdramatized hell wraps up at the Violet Crown Cinema in Santa Fe marriage. But it doesn’t. With this film, we get (1606 Alcaldesa) at 5:30pm on Monday, Sept. house as a sort of babysitter. Annie’s father (a hole of a facility. But Max still can’t get the what we get. Max Rose isn’t going to go down 26. Tickets are $8 at the SBCC and $10 at the fine Kevin Pollak) is somewhat estranged from past off his mind. For better or worse, and with as the greatest film of Jerry Lewis’ career. But other locations. Students are free with IDs at all Max, contributing to some further family the assistance of his new pals, Max goes in it’s a graceful enough footnote at the end to screenings. Come check it out and see what New tension. Putting her life (and her boyfriend) search of the man who may or may not have deserve a glance. a Mexico’s next generation of film and television on hold, Annie tries to get Max out of his stolen his wife’s heart decades ago. artists has to offer. a [20 ] WEEKLY ALIBI SEPTEMBER 22-28 , 2016 TELEVISION | IDIOT BOX Snap Judgements Five shows to skip this fall CBS’ generic sitcom “Mike & Molly” gets her BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY own TV show. She plays a housewife. It’s called “American Housewife.” The main character is Lethal Weapon� (FOX, Sept. 21) unpleasant, and everything around her is t’s been almost 20 years since the last Lethal forgettable. You could watch the entire season in Weapon film rolled off the assembly line. Back one sitting and never remember you’d seen it. Iin 1987 the first Lethal Weapon was the perfect This one’s ripe for the canceling. Hollywood franchise starter, a buddy cop comedy about two mismatched crimefighters who argue a lot but get the job done in the end. In the Man With a Plan� (CBS, Oct. 24) When he’s got a decent character and situation to decades since, this has become the generic play with, Matt LeBlanc can deliver a punchline. description for a lazy action movie. Maybe back Here, he plays a laid-off construction worker in the ‘90s you could have had a successful whose wife goes back to work after 13 years. “Lethal Weapon” series. But in 2016? No way. Suddenly, hubby—horror of horrors—has to raise Did FOX learn nothing from the crash-and-burn the kids and take care of the household. What is of CBS’ “Rush Hour” spin-off? Evidently not. he, some kind of househusband ? How would that They’ve replaced Danny Glover and Mel Gibson even work? I mean, he’s a guy! ... C’mon, CBS, with Damon Wayans and Clayne Crawford this kind of retrograde tomfoolery might have (who?). flown back in 1983 with Mr. Mom . But it’s 2016. Plus, CBS is already doing the same thing with Notorious� (ABC, Sept. 22) “Kevin Can Wait.” And Kevin James is a What’s the most overdone genre on TV? How shameless hack. Showtime’s “Episodes” proved about legal dramas? Daniel Sunjata that LeBlanc has got talent. (“Graceland”) and Piper Perabo (recently freed from USA’s “Covert Affairs”) star in this courtroom series loosely based on the “murky Pure Genius� (CBS, Oct. 27) If only there were somewhere people could go on relationship” between real-life criminal defense TV to watch brilliant, rebellious doctors using attorney Mark Geragos and “Larry King Live” unconventional methods to treat impossible news producer Wendy Walker. I mean, who medical situations. Seriously, aren’t we all doesn’t love the celebrity attorney who defended completely sick of medical dramas at this point? Michael Jackson, Chris Brown, Scott Peterson This ridiculous entry into the genre features a and Gary Condit? ABC really wants to create a Silicon Valley genius who uses his billions to build new “Scandal,” as evidenced by the fact that this an impossibly high-tech hospital. So basically, this is taking over the Thursday night timeslot for is the emergency room version of “Bones,” in “Scandal” while star Kerry Washington is off which characters get to wiggle their way out of being pregnant. But this sex-filled soap isn’t fit to every situation using magical computers that can polish Shonda Rhimes’ Louboutins. solve any problem (and have flashy, 3D, holograms to boot!). a American Housewife� (ABC, Oct. 11) Katy Mixon, who was an occasional standout on

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BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY for major celebration. This 2009 cartoon fantasy centers Don’t Breathe not based on any specific myth, the story gets a bit on the adventures of a 5-year-old boy who befriends a Writer-director Fede Alvarez (the remake of Evil Dead ) generic. But the animation is impeccable. 101 minutes. OPENING THIS WEEK goldfish princess name Ponyo who dreams of becoming isn’t the first horror film director to be inspired by Terence PG. (Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Grande 12 human. This loose adaptation of Hans Christian Young’s 1967 thriller Wait Until Dark (about a blind Albuquerque IMAX) Best of Fest 1: The NY International Andersen’s The Little Mermaid is clearly aimed at younger woman stalked by thugs in her own house). Still, he does Children’s Film Fest Tour audiences, but the visuals are a trippy treat for all ages. a nifty job of flipping the script in this nail-biting entry. Mechanic: Resurrection The New York International Children’s Film Festival brings 101 minutes. G. (Opens Thursday 9/22 at SUB Theater) Stephen Lang ( Avatar ) is the blind old man targeted by a If you think really hard, you might recall that Jason a selection of its most delightful short films from around group of amateur thieves. Little do they know he’s a Statham made a Mechanic movie in 2011, in between the world. Animated and live-action films from France, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan murderously resourceful vet perfectly capable of trapping making Crank, Expendables and Transporter sequels. It Germany, the UK, Brazil, the Czech Republic, Australia, Director’s Cut them inside his home, cutting off the lights and was actually a remake of a 1972 Charles Bronson thriller, Poland and the US are highlighted. Most contain no Kirk and crew are back in an amped-up action flick from slaughtering them one by one. It’s basically a gimmicky but you’ll be forgiven if the image of it just blurs into dialogue and are suitable for all ages. 60 minutes. 1982 battling former TV nemesis Khan Noonien Singh home invasion thriller, but Alvarez keeps the action quick, those other action flicks. Here Statham is back as an ex- Unrated. (Opens Saturday 9/24 at Guild Cinema) (Ricardo Montalban, giving good villain). For most fans, brutal and relentless. 88 minutes. R. (Century 14 hitman trying to put his violent past behind him until this remains the best film of the series (old generation, Downtown, Century Rio, Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX, some baddie kidnaps his girlfriend (Jessica Alba, slowly The Hollars next gen or modern reboot). 121 minutes. PG. (Opens Icon Cinemas Albuquerque, Rio Rancho Premiere losing all ambition) and forces him to kill some more John Krasinski (Jim Halpert from “The Office”) serves as Sunday 9/25 at Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) Cinema) people. Stuff sure does blow up here, all right. 99 director and star for this Sundance-style indie about a minutes. R. (Century Rio) man who returns to his small hometown after learning Storks Finding Dory that his mother has fallen ill and is about to undergo From the studio that gave us The Lego Movie comes this Thirteen years after we went looking for Nemo, the CGI No Manches Frida surgery. Fellow sitcom star Zach Braff kinda staked out CGI cartoon about storks—you know, the kind who deliver toonsters at Pixar take us on a quest to find Dory. A bank robber (Omar Chaparro, Un Gallo Con Muchos this dysfuctional family, indie-rock soundtrack dramedy babies. Adam Samberg, Jennifer Aniston, Keegan-Michael Actually, Dory (the bubble-headed blue tang voiced by Huevos ) recently released from jail goes to recover the territory a decade ago. It’s overly familiar stuff, sure, but Key, Jordan Peele, Ty Burrell and Danny Trejo are among Ellen DeGeneres) is looking for her long-lost parents. loot he buried years ago. The problem? The site is now Krasinski lends a bittersweet charm to the proceedings. the bird-based voice cast. 89 minutes. PG. (Opens Naturally, there’s a lesson about family to be learned covered by a high school gym! What can our man do— 88 minutes. PG-13. (Opens Friday 9/23 at Century 14 Thursday 9/22 at Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Rio along the way. Albert Brooks, Ed O’Neill, Diane Keaton, other than come up with a wacky scheme to pose as a Downtown) Rancho Premiere Cinema, Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX, Idris Elba and Bill Hader provide vocal support. Reviewed substitute teacher in a school full of wild and rebellious Icon Cinemas Albuquerque) in v25 i25. 97 minutes. PG. (UNM Midweek Movies) teenagers? In Spanish with English subtitles. 100 I Am Not a Serial Killer minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio, Grande 12 Albuquerque Troubled 16-year-old John Wayne Cleaver (Max Records Suburbia Ghostbusters IMAX) from Where the Wild Things Are ) isn’t a serial killer—but Penelope Spheeris ( The Decline of Western Civilization, Yes, this reboot to the endlessly quotable 1984 he has all the makings of one. So when a supernatural Wayne’s World ) wrote and directed this no-budget, punk supernatural comedy does feature four female leads Pete’s Dragon psychopath (Christopher Lloyd) starts stalking his small rock drama from 1983. The gritty story concerns a group (Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Disney tries a more realistic approach to this remake of midwestern town, our hero (?) must keep his homicidal of teenage punks who squat together in abandoned Jones). If that’s a problem, you should just stay home and it’s semi-popular 1977 live action/animation hybrid. In it, tendencies in check in order to save the people he loves. homes in Los Angeles and are soon targeted by unhappy complain about “feminazis” all you want on the internet. a young boy runs away from his hillbilly foster family and Based on the cult YA novel by Dan Wells. 104 minutes. suburbanites. T.S.O.L. and The Vandals are among the live Everybody else can judge this one on its own merits. Is it ends up living in the woods for six years—allegedly with Unrated. (Opens Friday 9/23 at Guild Cinema) music performances captured. And, yes, that’s a young innovative? No. Is it funny? Pretty much. Basically, if you the help of a friendly, fuzzy dragon—before being rescued Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers among the cast. 94 grew up on the original films, this (much like the recent by a kindly forest ranger (Bryce Dallas Howard) and her Limo Ride minutes. R. (Opens Tuesday 9/27 at Guild Cinema) Star Trek movies) is just a watered-down remake with father (Robert Redford). Problems arise, of course, when This experimental documentary/comedy/reenactment different actors. If you’re fresh to the franchise, it’s a Pete’s old family come looking for him. 102 minutes. PG. relates the unbelievable true story of 10 friends in Transpecos perfectly servicable action comedy. 114 minutes. PG-13. (Icon Cinemas Albuquerque) Mobile, Ala., who celebrated one New Year’s Eve by hiring Three border patrol agents (Johnny Simmons, Gabriel (Century 14 Downtown) a limousine at 4am to drive them to the beach for a Polar Luna, Clifton Collins Jr.) working a remote desert Sausage Party Bear Plunge. The night’s escapades only escalated from checkpoint stumble across a major cache of cocaine, Hell or High Water Seth Rogen and pals (Kristen Wiig, Jonah Hill, Michael there, resulting in funny, frightening and borderline insane leading to the exposure of what could be a serious In this modern-day Western, a divorced dad (Chris Pine) Cera, James Franco, Bill Hader) star in this raunchy, complications. It has the feel of an urban legend, crossed coverup—from within their own department. This smartly and his ex-con brother (Ben Foster) become bank computer-animated cartoon about a curious, with The Hangover , crossed with Heavy Metal Parking Lot . written, slow-burn indie thriller was shot in New Mexico robbers in order to save their family’s farm in West Texas. anthropomorphic hotdog and his grocery store pals who A cult film in the making, to be sure. 84 minutes. and substitutes the usual manic gunplay for serious thrills This sets them on a collision course with dogged, soon- discover the horrifying truth behind food and try to Unrated. (Opens Tuesday 9/27 at Guild Cinema) and complex moral questions. 86 minutes. Unrated. to-retire Texas Ranger Jeff Bridges. The tropes are familiar, escape their fate (being cooked, eaten and digested, that (Opens Friday 9/23 at Guild Cinema) but the cast is loaded with charisma and chemistry, and is). Think Pixar, but with a whole lot of wiener jokes. The Magnificent Seven the film moves with the speed of a dust storm. The Seriously. Not for kids. 89 minutes. R. (Century 14 What do you know: 1960’s The Magnificent Seven (itself STILL PLAYING entertaining screenplay comes from Taylor Sheridan, who Downtown, Century Rio) a remake of 1954’s Seven Samurai ) gets a remake. wrote the equally taut, shot-in-New-Mexico crime drama Sicario . 102 minutes. R. (Century Rio, Century 14 Antoine Fuqua ( Training Day, Shooter, The Equalizer ) is Bad Moms The Secret Life of Pets Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) From the makers of the Despicable Me films comes this behind the camera. Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Ethan We’ve had Bad Santas, Bad Teachers, Bad Judges, Bad manic, animated comedy about a New York City terrier Hawke, Vincent D’Onofrio and Matt Bomer are among the Neighbors and Bad Grandpas, so it was just a matter of Hillsong: Let Hope Rise named Max who regularly invites his animal friends to cowboys, gunslingers and outlaws hired to defend a poor, time before we got saddled with Bad Moms. Mila Kunis, Reportedly popular Australia-based Christian rock band hang out at his place while their owners are away at work. Wild West village from an army of savage thieves. 132 Kathryn Hahn and Kristen Bell are among the overworked Hillsong United (an “American Idol”-style spin-off of the Max’s happy life is interrupted one day, though, when his minutes. PG-13. (Opens Thursday 9/22 at Century 14 and underappreciated moms who are pushed beyond Hillsong megachurch in Sydney) gets the owner adopts a stray mutt whom Max instantly dislikes. Downtown, Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, their limits, and “ditch their conventional responsibilities documentary/concert treatment. Producers are calling The slim story is borrowed from any number of Warner Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX, Icon Cinemas for a jolt of long overdue freedom, fun and comedic self- this a “new motion picture genre: the theatrical worship Bros. cartoons in which evil dogcatchers chase innocent Albuquerque) indulgence.” Expect hijijnks including—but not limited experience.” If that floats your boat, enjoy. 103 minutes. animals around the city. But the characters are funny and to—drugs, alcohol and full frontal nudity to ensue. 101 PG. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Grande 12 engaging. A who’s who of comedians (Louis C.K., Kevin Max Rose minutes. R. (Century Rio) Reviewed this issue. 93 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Friday Albuquerque IMAX, Century Rio) Hart, Jenny Slate, Albert Brooks, Ellie Kemper, Steve 9/23 at High Ridge) Coogan, Hannibal Buress, Dana Carvey) are on talking Blair Witch Jason Bourne animal duty. 90 minutes. PG. (Rio Rancho Premiere Director Adam Wingard ( V/H/S, You’re Next, The Guest ) is After sitting out a movie (2012’s mediocre The Bourne Cinema, Century Rio) Mia Madre behind this “secret” sequel to 1999’s The Blair Witch Margherita Buy and John Turturro star in this self-reflexive Legacy ), Matt Damon returns as everybody’s favorite Project . After discovering a videotape showing what he amnesiac superspy. Now that our hero is finally Snowden drama for Italian filmmaker Nanni Moretti ( The Son’s believes to be his sister’s experiences in the demonic remembering who he truly is, he’s got a lot of revenge to Olivers Stone directs this dynamic, dramatized lecture on Room, Dear Diary ). Buy is a famous filmmaker woods of the Blair Witch, a young man heads into the dish out against the people who betrayed him. This will who Edward Snowden is and why he was totally right in experiencing a major crisis on set when she learns of her forest looking for her. No way is this a good idea. Wingard involve lots and lots of car chases, foot races, gunfights exposing the US government’s covert operation to spy on mother’s fatal illness. Like a mixture of Moretti’s two most and longtime screenwriting pal Simon Barrett toy with the and explosions. Also, he’s got to contend with an evil CIA American citizens. It’s not that Stone is wrong. And famous films, this one conflates autobiographical details concept of a “reboot/remake/sequel” while messing director (Tommy Lee Jones), an opportunistic agent Joseph Gordon-Levitt does well-measured character work about the movie industry with heart-wrenching personal mercilessly with viewers’ brains and unleashing some (Alicia Vikander) and a very angry assassin (Vincent as the titular whistleblower/traitor at the heart of it all. drama. 106 minutes. R. (Opens Friday 9/23 at Guild breathless scares. 89 minutes. R. (Century Rio, Century Cassel). Expect serious, no-holds-barred action, followed But the film is just too sure of its black-and-white Cinema) 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Grande 12 by more of the same. 123 minutes. PG-13. (Century Rio, narrative to provide much dramatic friction. As a bit of Albuquerque IMAX) Oozham Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) muckracking outrage, it’s firebrand work. As a dramatic Prithviraj Sukumaran and Divya Pillai star in this action thriller, it’s lacking in nuance and surprise. Reviewed in Bridget Jones’s Baby Kubo and the Two Strings v25 i37. 134 minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown, Rio thriller about a young explosion expert’s “dramatical” The third film in the romantic British series arrives some revenge against the owners of a pharmaceutical company. This glorious, stop-motion animated cartoon comes to us Rancho Premiere Cinema, Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX, 15 years after the original. Now comfortably middle-aged, from the company behind 2002’s Coraline and 2012’s Century Rio, Icon Cinemas Albuquerque) In Malayalam with English subtitles. 140 minutes. still-singleton Bridget Jones (Renée Zellweger) suddenly Unrated. (Opens Friday 9/23 at Movies West) ParaNorman . Inspired by Asian mythology, the film takes finds herself preggers. But is it the baby of new boyfriend us into the fantasy-filled world of a young, would-be Suicide Squad Patrick Dempsey or old flame Colin Firth? Think Mama warrior who must locate a magical suit of armor worn by Well, it’s not the oppressive, monotone “grimdark” look of Ponyo Mia , but without the singing. 122 minutes. R. (Century 14 his late father in order to defeat a vengeful spirit from the Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice , but this chaotic From My Neighbor Totoro to Princess Mononoke to Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Grande 12 past. Aiding him on his quest are Monkey (Charlize action flick replaces that with a story and tone that is Spirited Away to Howl’s Moving Castle , the release of a Albuquerque IMAX, Century Rio, Icon Cinemas Theron) and Beetle (Matthew McConaughey). Since it’s literally all over the damn place. This hot mess has the new animated masterpiece from Hayao Miyazaki is cause Albuquerque)

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unenviable task of introducing audiences to a dozen or so Sully true-story comedy/drama about two young hustlers who unknown characters, then blending them into a team Heroic airplane pilot Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger gets the somehow landed a $300 million Pentagon contract to we’re supposed to root for. The gimmick here is that all of big screen treatment with no less than Tom Hanks taking supply arms to America’s allies in Afghanistan. What our superheroes are actually supervillains, sprung from on the lead role. Clint Eastwood directs (as always) in his follows is a bleak comedy of errors involving a lot of guns prison if they’ll take part in a suicidal mission to ... clumsy-yet-competent manner. The film concentrates and a lot of bad people. 114 minutes. R. (Century 14 accomplish something or other. Most of the key players mostly on the aftermath of Sullenberger’s crashlanding in Downtown) (Will Smith as Deadshot, Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn, the Hudson River. It’s a likable celebration of humble Jai Courtney as Boomerang) seem to be having fun. heroism, but we’re mostly in it for the crash. 95 minutes. When the Bough Breaks Despite lots and lots of frantic CG action, this exercise in PG-13. (Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX, Icon Cinemas Morris Chestnut, Regina Hall and Jaz Sinclair star in this attitude can’t decide if it’s a winking superhero parody, an Albuquerque, Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Rio dramatic thriller about a (sexy) surrogate mom for a over-the-top war movie, a horror-survival video game or Rancho Premiere Cinema) buppie couple who becomes “dangerously obsessed” what. 123 minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Downtown, with the soon-to-be father. ... How is this not a Lifetime Century Rio, Grande 12 Albuquerque IMAX, Icon Cinemas War Dogs Channel movie? 107 minutes. PG-13. (Grande 12 Albuquerque, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) Jonah Hill ( Superbad, Moneyball ) and Miles Teller Albuquerque IMAX, Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere (Whiplash, Divergent ) star in this loosely-based-on-a- Cinema)

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8:00, 10:40; Thu call for showtimes Tue 1:50, 6:50; Wed 1:50, 6:50, 10:25; Thu call for showtimes CENTURY 14 DOWNTOWN Suicide Squad Fri-Wed 4:00, 9:00; Thu call for showtimes 100 Central SW • 1 (800) 326-3264 ext. 943# Hell or High Water Fri-Wed 11:25am, 2:10, 4:55, 7:45, 10:35; Thu call for showtimes Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Director’s Cut Sun 2:00; Wed Kubo and the Two Strings Fri-Sat 11:10am, 1:55, 4:40; Sun MOVIES 8 2:00, 7:00 4:40, 7:30, 10:15; Mon-Wed 11:10am, 1:55, 4:40, 7:30, 4591 San Mateo NE • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1194 The Hollars The Hollars Fri-Sun 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15, 9:40; 10:15; Thu call for showtimes Mon-Thu 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:15 Sausage Party Fri-Wed 11:50am, 2:30, 5:10, 7:50, 10:30; Thu Ben-Hur 3D Fri-Thu 3:00, 10:00 Storks 3D Fri-Sun 1:50, 4:45, 9:35; Mon-Thu 2:20, 4:45 call for showtimes Ben-Hur Fri-Thu 12:00, 6:50 Storks Storks Fri-Sun 11:55am, 2:20, 7:10; Mon-Thu 11:55am, Suicide Squad Fri-Wed 1:00, 4:15, 7:30, 10:45; Thu call for Nerve Fri-Thu 11:50am, 2:30, 5:10, 7:50, 10:30 7:10 showtimes Ice Age: Collision Course 3D Fri-Thu 12:50, 3:30, 9:00 The Magnificent Seven Fri-Sun 1:05, 4:15, 7:25, 9:45, 10:35; Bad Moms Fri-Wed 11:10am, 2:05, 4:50, 7:35, 10:20; Thu call Lights Out Fri-Thu 11:40am, 2:00, 4:30, 7:00, 9:30 Mon-Thu 1:05, 4:15, 7:25 for showtimes Ice Age: Collision Course Fri-Thu 11:30am, 2:10, 5:00, 6:10, Snowden Fri-Sun 1:15, 4:20, 7:35, 10:40; Mon-Thu 1:15, 4:20, Jason Bourne Fri-Tue 12:20, 3:35, 7:10, 10:25; Wed 12:20, 3:35; 7:40, 10:20 7:35 Thu call for showtimes The BFG Fri-Thu 12:40, 3:40, 6:40, 9:40 Bridget Jones’s Baby Fri-Sun 10:55am, 1:45, 4:40, 7:35, 10:30; The Legend of Tarzan Fri-Thu 1:10, 4:10, 7:20, 10:10 Mon-Thu 10:55am, 1:45, 4:40, 7:35 COTTONWOOD STADIUM 16 Central Intelligence Fri-Thu 12:30, 3:20, 6:30, 9:50 Blair Witch Fri-Sun 12:50, 3:10, 5:30, 7:50, 10:10; Mon-Thu Cottonwood Mall • 897-6858 12:50, 3:10, 5:30, 7:50 MOVIES WEST Sully Fri-Sun 11:45am, 2:15, 4:50, 7:20, 9:50; Mon-Thu Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. 9201 Coors NW • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1247 11:45am, 2:15, 4:50, 7:20 Ghostbusters Fri-Sun 11:05am, 4:15, 7:00; Mon-Wed 11:05am, Oozham Fri 7:00; Sat-Sun 3:00; Mon-Thu 7:00 1:50, 4:45, 7:30; Thu 11:05am, 1:50, 4:45 GRANDE 12 ALBUQUERQUE IMAX Ben-Hur 3D Fri-Thu 3:50, 10:00 3810 Las Estancias SW • Don’t Breathe Fri-Sun 1:00, 3:20, 5:40, 8:00, 10:35; Mon-Wed Ben-Hur Fri-Thu 12:20, 6:50 1:00, 3:20, 5:40, 8:00; Thu 1:00, 3:20 Storks Fri-Thu 12:00, 1:30, 2:20, 4:00, 5:00, 6:15, 7:15, 8:30 Nerve Fri-Thu 11:35am, 2:20, 4:50, 7:30, 10:10 Hell or High Water Fri-Sun 12:20, 2:50, 5:35, 8:05, 10:45; Mon- The Magnificent Seven—An IMAX Experience Fri-Thu 1:00, 4:00, Ice Age: Collision Course 3D Fri-Thu 12:40, 3:15, 6:00, 8:30 Thu 12:20, 2:50, 5:35, 8:05 7:00, 10:00 Lights Out Fri 12:30, 3:05, 10:15; Sat-Sun 12:30, 7:20, 10:15; War Dogs Fri-Sat 11:15am, 2:05, 4:55, 7:40, 10:25; Sun The Magnificent Seven Fri-Thu 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30 Mon 12:30, 3:05, 10:15; Tue-Thu 12:30, 3:05, 7:20, 10:15 11:15am, 4:55, 7:40, 10:25; Mon-Tue 11:15am, 2:05, 4:55, Snowden Fri-Thu 12:50, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00 Ice Age: Collision Course Fri-Thu 11:25am, 2:00, 4:30, 7:15, 7:40; Wed 11:15am; Thu 11:15am, 2:05 Hillsong: Let Hope Rise Fri-Thu 1:00, 4:00 9:45 Kubo and the Two Strings Fri-Sun 11:10am, 1:40, 4:30, 7:05, Bridget Jones’s Baby Fri-Thu 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00 The BFG Fri-Thu 12:15, 3:25, 6:30, 9:25 9:45; Mon-Wed 11:10am, 1:40, 4:30, 7:05, Thu 11:10am, Blair Witch Fri-Thu 12:00, 2:30, 4:50, 7:30, 10:00; The Legend of Tarzan Fri-Thu 12:25, 3:30, 6:20, 9:05 1:40, 4:30 No Manches Frida Fri-Thu 1:00, 4:15, 7:15, 10:00 Central Intelligence Fri-Thu 11:15am, 2:10, 4:55, 7:40, 10:20 Sausage Party Fri-Sun 12:45, 3:05, 5:25, 7:55, 10:20; Mon-Wed When the Bough Breaks Fri-Thu 7:00, 9:40 12:45, 3:05, 5:25, 7:55; Thu 12:45, 3:05 Sully Fri-Thu 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 9:30 Suicide Squad Fri-Sun 11:00am, 1:55, 4:50, 7:45, 10:40; Mon- RIO RANCHO PREMIERE CINEMA Don’t Breathe Fri-Thu 2:30, 7:20, 9:40 1000 Premiere Parkway • 994-3300 Thu 11:00am, 1:55, 4:50, 7:45 Kubo and the Two Strings Fri-Thu 12:00, 4:50, 9:30 Suicide Squad Fri-Thu 1:00, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00 The Magnificent Seven Fri-Thu 11:15am, 2:40, 6:10, 9:30 CENTURY RIO Storks 3D Fri-Thu 1:30, 6:30 I-25 & Jefferson • 1 (800) 326-3264 Storks Fri-Thu 11:00am, 4:00, 9:00 GUILD CINEMA Blair Witch Fri-Thu 12:20, 2:50, 5:20, 7:50, 10:20 3405 Central NE • 255-1848 Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Director’s Cut Sun 2:00; Wed Bridget Jones’s Baby Fri-Thu 11:00am, 2:05, 5:10, 8:15 2:00, 7:00 Mia Madre Fri-Mon 3:45, 8:00 Hillsong: Let Hope Rise Fri-Wed 11:10am, 1:50, 4:30, 7:15, Storks 3D Fri-Sun 12:25, 2:25, 3:05, 5:45, 8:25; Mon-Thu 12:25, Transpecos Fri-Mon 6:00 10:00; Thu 11:10am, 1:50, 4:30 The Neon Demon 3:05, 5:45, 8:25 I Am Not a Serial Killer Fri-Sat 10:30 Snowden Fri-Thu 11:25am, 2:45, 6:05, 9:25 Storks Fri-Sat 11:05am, 11:45am, 1:45, 4:25, 5:05, 7:05, 9:45, Best of Fest 1: The NY International Children’s Film Fest Tour When the Bough Breaks Fri-Thu 1:05, 4:00, 7:00, 10:00 11:05; Sun 11:05am, 11:45am, 1:45, 4:25, 5:05, 7:05, 9:45; Sat-Sun 12:00pm Sully Fri-Thu 11:00am, 1:40, 4:20, 7:00, 9:40 Mon-Thu 11:05am, 1:45, 4:25, 7:05, 9:45 Limo Ride Tue-Thu 4:30, 8:30 Suicide Squad Fri-Wed 11:00am, 5:55; Thu 11:00am The Magnificent Seven Fri-Sat 11:15am, 12:25, 1:35, 2:40, Suburbia Tue-Thu 6:30 Hell or High Water Fri-Thu 11:15am, 2:00, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15 3:50, 5:00, 6:05, 7:15, 8:25, 9:30, 10:40, 11:50; Sun-Thu Suicide Squad 3D Fri-Thu 2:35, 9:15 11:15am, 12:25, 1:35, 2:40, 3:50, 5:00, 6:05, 7:15, 8:25, Don’t Breathe Fri-Thu 1:05, 3:40, 6:15, 8:50 9:30, 10:40s HIGH RIDGE Ben-Hur 3D Fr-Thu 3:20, 9:35 Hillsong: Let Hope Rise Fri-Wed 1:25, 4:20, 7:15, 10:10; Thu call 12910 Indian School NE • 275-0038 Ben-Hur Fri 12:20, 6:25; Sat 6:25; Sun-Thu 12:20, 6:25 for showtimes The Secret Life of Pets Fri-Sat 11:00am, 1:20, 3:45; Sun-Thu Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. Snowden Fri-Wed 12:00, 3:25, 7:00, 10:25; Thu call for 11:00am, 1:20, 3:45, 6:05, 10:00 showtimes Jason Bourne Fri 12:20, 3:30, 6:35, 9:40; Sat 3:30, 6:35, 9:40; Bridget Jones’s Baby Fri-Sat 11:15am, 12:50, 2:25, 4:00, 5:35, ICON CINEMAS ALBUQUERQUE Sun-Wed 12:25, 3:30, 6:35, 9:40; Thu 12:25 7:10, 8:45, 10:20, 11:55; Sun-Wed 11:15am, 12:50, 2:25, 13120-A Central Ave. SE • 814-7469 4:00, 5:35, 7:10, 8:45, 10:20; Thu call for showtimes September 22nd - 25th SUB THEATER Blair Witch Fri-Sat 11:55am, 1:15, 2:35, 3:55, 5:15, 6:35, 7:55, Storks 3D Fri-Mon 2:30; Wed 2:30; Thu call for showtimes Thursday 7 PM 9:15, 10:35, 11:55; Sun-Wed 11:55am, 1:15, 2:35, 3:55, Storks Fri-Mon 12:20, 1:00, 2:00, 3:10, 4:10, 4:40, 5:20, 6:50, UNM (Student Union Building Room 1003) • 277-5608 7:30, 9:40; Tue 12:20, 1:00, 2:00, 2:30, 3:10, 4:10, 4:40, 5:15, 6:35, 7:55, 9:15, 10:35; Thu call for showtimes Ponyo Fri-Sat 6:00, 8:00; Sun 1:00, 3:00 Saturday 6 PM and 8 PM 5:20, 6:50, 7:30, 9:40; Wed 12:20, 1:00, 2:00, 3:10, 4:10, When the Bough Breaks Fri-Wed 11:00am, 1:55, 4:50, 7:45, The Neon Demon Thu 7pm Sunday 1 PM and 3 PM 10:45; Thu call for showtimes 4:40, 5:20, 6:50, 7:30, 9:40; Thu call for showtimes Sully Fri-Sat 11:00am, 12:20, 1:45, 3:10, 4:30, 5:55, 7:20, 8:40, The Magnificent Seven Fri-Sat 1:10, 1:40, 4:05, 4:35, 6:30, 10:00, 11:25; Sun-Wed 11:00am, 12:20, 1:45, 3:10, 4:30, 7:00, 7:30, 9:00, 9:25, 9:55, 10:30; Sun-Mon 1:10, 1:40, UNM MIDWEEK MOVIES UNM (Student Union Building Room 1003) • 277-4706 5:55, 7:20, 8:40, 10:00; Thu call for showtimes 4:05, 4:35, 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, 9:00, 9:25, 9:55; Tue 1:10, 1:40, Thursday, September 29th - Sunday, October 2nd No Manches Frida Fri-Wed 12:55, 4:05, 7:05, 10:10; Thu call for 4:05, 4:35, 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, 9:00, 9:25, 9:55, 10:30; Wed 1:10, 1:40, 4:05, 4:35, 6:30, 7:00, 7:30, 9:00, 9:25, 9:55; Finding Dory Tue 8:00; Wed 4:00, 7:00; Thu 3:30 Thursday 7 PM showtimes Friday and Saturday 6 PM and 8:30 PM The Secret Life of Pets Fri-Wed 11:05am, 1:40, 4:10, 6:50, 9:25; Pete’s Dragon Fri-Wed 1:50, 4:15, 6:40, 9:05; Thu call for Thu call for showtimes showtimes WINROCK STADIUM 16 IMAX & RPX Sunday 1 PM and 3:30 PM Mechanic: Resurrection Fri-Sat 11:20am, 2:10, 4:55, 7:40, Bridget Jones’s Baby Fri-Wed 12:50, 3:35, 6:20, 9:05; Thu call for 2100 Louisiana Blvd. NE • 881-2220 10:30; Sun 11:20am, 4:55, 7:40, 10:30; Mon 11:20am, 2:10, showtimes 4:55, 7:40, 10:30; Tue 11:20am, 2:10; Wed 11:20am, 10:30; Snowden Fri-Wed 12:40, 3:35, 6:30, 9:25; Thu call for showtimes Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. Thu call for showtimes Sully Fri-Wed 2:00, 4:20, 6:45, 9:05; Thu call for showtimes Don’t Breathe Fri-Sun 8:00, 10:40; Mon-Wed 12:00, 2:40, 5:20, Don’t Breathe Fri-Sat 1:50, 6:50; Sun-Mon 1:50, 6:50, 10:25; SEPTEMBER 22-28 , 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [23 ] SEASON OPENER!

OCT 1 7:30PM Baird Hersey & Prana Fall 2016 Season Highlights Steve Lehman Trio Michael Anthony-Paul Rudresh Gonzales Mahanthappa Claudio TTolousseoolousse Bert Dalton Shout Out Revisited: Jim Kweskin & Geoffff Idris Goodwin, Hakim Muldaur Bellamy, Dahlak, MichelleMichelle Lucero Carla VVanan Blake Etienne Charles Fred Sturm & Alejandro Cremaschi AZA w. Brahim Fribgane TTootieootie Heath Plus Jazz & Latin Interactive Art on the Music CClasses,lasses, Land Inpost AArtspacertspace Joshua Breakstone EExhibitsxhibits & More! Cello Quartet Rufus Wainwright Gabrielle Louise, Justin Thompson, Meredith Wilder & Kevin Herrig Claudia Villela-Vítor Gonçalves Helen Sung Women of the World Poetry Slam (WOW)

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ZZ Top VIA ZZTOP.COM Tech N9ne VIA FACEBOOK Happiness is a Worldwide Concert Righteous rockin’ ‘round the Rio

Historic El Rey Theater (622 Central SW) Colombian music, the roots of rhyming and coming as it did on the heels of classic work BY AUGUST MARCH on Thursday, Sept. 22. Yates and his Strange rhythm in Patagonian culture and a like Fandango and Tres Hombres . This is also Music cohorts will discourse on such heady “Mongolian Musical Journey” will be featured the tour that featured live circus animals on- he’s well acquainted with the touch of and wholesome subjects as found in tunes like on the NHCC campus. stage. the velvet hand/ Like a lizard on a “Bitch Sickness,” “Riot Maker” and “Psycho Given all these corollary happenings, it The Top actually took a couple of buzzards “S window pane/ The man in the crowd Bitch III.” Ahem. Support for this tour comes as no surprise that the musical portion and some exotic livestock around the US as with the multicoloured mirrors/ On his hobnail includes cray composers like STARRZ, JL and of the program will be world-class. Fom Anda part of their plan to bolster their authenticity boots/ Lying with his eyes while his hands are frequent collaborator Krizz Kalico, whose Union, a tribally diverse, ethnically wide- and demonstrate their wild Texas honky-tonk busy/ Working overtime/A soap impression of oeuvre includes classics of misogynistic ranging ensemble from Inner Mongolia to brand. As a 10-year-old who had just moved to his wife which he ate/ And donated to the misanthropy such as “Girls Like That.” So for Israeli folkers Baladino, Argentinian-feminist Burque and couldn’t wait to hear “La Grange” National Trust …” – “Happiness is a Warm only $35-55 and a 13+ ID, concert-goers can rappers Fémina, Yolanda Martinez of the played live, the whole damn thing was surreal. Gun,” by the Fab Four, from an album with a get a glimpse of where this world is really Apache and Comanche Nations, and our own And it changed my life. I remember standing notoriously white and non-descript cover. headed. The magic begins at 8pm. state’s Nacha Mendez—who just happens to in line thinking I was just going to hear belt out an outrageously beautiful selection of another power trio. I left shaking the static In the current age, the threat of gun Friday and Saturday, Part I traditional rancheras—this year’s musical from my head and wondering if there could be violence has come to dominate the news cycle. selection at ¡Globalquerque! practically anything better in life then the flagrantly An altogether different version of where informed guitar licks produced by Billy The threat of death borne on bullets has come humanity is going, musically and otherwise, guarantees listeners will engage with some of to cast frightening shadows on the national the most complex, uplifting and innovative Gibbons while the rumbling rhythm section— will presented at ¡Globalquerque! , which comprised of Dusty Hill and Frank Beard–— political debate. So it seems quaint that any happens on Friday and Saturday, Sept. 23 and sounds the planet Earth has to offer. credence should be given to old-school- Admission to ¡Globalquerque! can be had loomed nearby, blasting the audience into 24, at the National Hispanic Cultural Center space with their spare precision. The elephants influenced hard-core rappers who name (1701 Fourth Street SW). An annual in increments; a one day adult pass costs $37, themselves after semi-automatic weapons. And it’s $59 to attend both days. Children 15 and were cool, too, but I can see now how that exhibition of world music and associated, might have been unethical. I might seem square to say so, but Tech N9ne’s globe-unifying, human-being respecting under can access the good part of the world for name and not necessarily his schtick has only $19 (one day) or $30 (two day pass) Twenty years after that thunderlicious values, ¡Globalquerque! is the long-time epiphany, I had the pleasure of working with caused me to question the place of such boldly project of local promoters Tom Frouge and Children under five get in for free. For a assumed descriptors in a world already complete listing of performances, workshops the band’s former road manager. I was a Neal Copperman, whose vision includes monitor engineer for a local sound significantly sickened by men with guns. bringing varying and sometimes very divergent and all the fun to be had under the sun, check out Globalquerque.org. reinforcement company; he was the production musical traditions to our town for the sake of manager. I remember bugging him to fill me in Thursday introspection, unity and joyful experience. on the details of the World Wide Texas Tour, Luckily, Aaron Dontez Yates, who goes by the The festival takes place on different stages Saturday, Part II particularly the circus animal bit. After a stage-moniker Tech N9ne , modified his If all that worldly wonder doesn’t pique your and venues at the NHCC, including the couple of weeks of that, I recall he snuck up gangsta-given appellation in the early aughts to interest, then maybe you ought to hang closer Fountain Courtyard of the center, its Plaza behind me with a trumpet and blasted the say it really signified his style of rhythm and to home and focus on good old Tejas instead. Mayor and the well-appointed, acoustically horn. I turned from my console, fuming and rhyme—not more, not less. Okay, I feel ya bro, Check out ZZ Top . They’ll be gigging with the profound Albuquerque Journal Theatre nestled ready to pounce. He guffawed and said, “That’s but still. There should come a point where the notoriously gifted Gregg Allman (He was, like, in the middle of the joint. what it was like dude, with a Texas longhorn predominant culture or its alternative married to Cher, requerdas ?) on Saturday, Sept. In addition to music, this year’s event also waiting in the wings!” We had a good laugh derivatives no longer tolerate references to 24, at Sandia Casino and Resort features a “Global Village of Crafts, Culture about that afterwards. violence as the du jour cultural method of Amphitheatre (30 Rainbow NW). and Cuisine,” which aims at highlighting Anyway your chance for a similarly historic indicating success in manhood, one’s eminent My own ZZ Top story goes like this: I saw indigenous and authentic cultural events and encounter with one of this nation’s cultural survivability in a harsh world, et cetera, et the band at Tingley Coliseum just over 40 accoutrements from all over the known world. treasures (well except for “Tube Snake Boogie” cetera. years ago whilst Billy, Dusty and Frank were in On Saturday from 10:30am-4pm, and “Sleeping Bag”) will cost a mere $35-70. That said you could check out exactly what the midst of the World Wide Texas Tour. In ¡Globalquerque! features a day of dialogue and Their show, sans animalia, begins at 7:30pm. I mean when the aforementioned rap badass discussion overseen by local poet Hakim case you are interested that was the tour that a brings his Calm Before the Storm Tour to the Bellamy. Workshops exploring traditional helped make the dudes a household name– SEPTEMBER 22-28, 2016 WEEKLY ALIBI [25 ] Wednesday SEPT 21 8:00pm Doors JESSICA HERNANDEZ IS TH Y!!! & THE DELTAS THURSDA TANCRED + RED LIGHT CAMERAS CATTLEThursday DECAPITATION SEPT 22 8:00pm Doors VALE OF MISCREATION IMPALED OFFERING POLYHEDRA WHITECHAPELFriday SEPT 23 8:00pm Doors OCEANO AARALYN + KAIROS + PERPLEXITY MADBALLFriday SEPT 24 8:00pm Doors SUPREME VERDICT COBRA VS MONGOOSE + TWELVEXTITANS Tuesday SEPT 27 8:00pm Doors RED ELVISES THE SURF LORDS Wednesday SEPT 28 8:00pm Doors SLOW JEREMIAH + FULL SPEED VERONICA CRUSHED!? +MARMA GOATWHOREThursday SEPT 29 8:00pm Doors THE BLOOD ROYALE + DEFORME LEFT TO ROT + FALLEN PROPHETS Friday SEPT 30 8:00pm Doors HANTA TOUR KICKOFF SHOW ECONARCHY + BLACK MARIA NITE KIDS Saturday OCT 1 8:00pm Doors FAMILY MOONS & RED EARTH COLLECTIVE PRESENTS PAPA SKUNK FEATURING MASS RELAY GIGATRON + DEJA

Wednesday SEPT 21 8:00pm Doors WEDNESDAY OPEN MIC WITH JAMES HAYNES Thursday SEPT 10 8:00pm Doors THE MAXIES MARTIAL LAW + GOOD GREEN Sunday SEPT 25 7:00pm Doors JAMS OF ENCHANTMENT PRESENTS FUNK YOU GODZILLA + PHERKAD Tuesday SEPT 27 8:00pm Doors MAKERS 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TOUR ROCKY VOTOLATO + CHRIS STAPLES Wednesday SEPT 29 8:00pm Doors WEDNESDAY OPEN MIC WITH JAMES HAYNES Saturday OCT 1 8:00pm Doors MOONSHINE BLIND COWBOYS AND INDIAN Monday OCT 3 8:00pm Doors AN EVENING WITH COCO MONTOYA

Wednesday OCT 5 8:00pm Doors WEDNESDAY OPEN MIC WITH JAMES HAYNES

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THE RANGE CAFÉ , Bernalillo Tom Gutierrez • rock • 7:30pm • FREE • UPTOWN FUNK DUELING PIANO BAR Jorge Ramirez • Randy Keith • MUSIC ALL -AGES! Amy Keith • piano • 8pm • $5 SISTER Mark Farina • house, electronic • 10pm • $15 VALLE DE ORO NATIONAL WILDLIFE REFUGE Big K and Blue Train • R&B, blues • 12:30pm CALENDAR STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo DJ Andy Gil • EDM, hip-hop • 9pm • $0 -$10 VERNON’S SPEAKEASY Larry Freedman • solo piano • 7pm • FREE ST. CLAIR WINERY & BISTRO Dance School Dropouts • variety • ZINC WINE BAR & BISTRO The DCN Project • funk, soul, R&B • 9:30pm THURSDAY SEPT 22 6pm STONE FACE TAVERN Todd Tijerina Trio • blues, roots, rock • 9pm • BOXING BEAR BREWING CO. 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