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7 10 14 // Pharmacogewhat? // dinner and a movie // oh No, Mojo A new type of genetics research For all the fun you expect from a Sports Editor Travis Gibson testing will help UNF clinicians Will Ferrell film, take your buddy speaks his mind about the help their patients. to page XX see our review of The Jaguar’s recent greedy Campaign. behavior.

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Upcoming Events Student Round-Up For the fi rst time, the African American Student Union, Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc., and the African American Faculty & Staff Asso- ciation will be working with you to better your professional skills and career focus with a Student Round-Up. The round-up will include various organizations that will not only help shape your college experience but also shape your college resume. The Student Round-Up will be on August 29th, beginning at 7:00pm. This event will take place in the Student Union Plaza. We hope to see you there. Jazz Night at the Union We’re back with a recent crowd favorite Jazz Night at the Union. Join us as we enjoy the smooth sounds of our fellow ospreys from the jazz department. Also there will be light refreshments served. Join us in the Student Union Plaza, at 5:00pm. Open Mic portion will begin at 6:30pm. General Body Meeting Come fi nd out what’s going on in AASU and what we have coming up. Also fi nd out how you can get involved! Food will be provided by Chick-Fil-A so don’t be late! Join us in the Student Union West Building Rm. 3805 at 7:00pm. African American Student Union Building 58 E Suite 1102 (904) 620-2689 [email protected] unfaasu.wordpress.com Twitter:@unfaasu Facebook: facebook.com/AfricanAmericanStudentUnion OPINIONS INSIDE Spinnaker // unfspinnaker.com Spinnaker // unfspinnaker.com Wednesday, August 29, 2012 5 4 Wednesday, August 29, 2012 Spinnaker // unfspinnaker.com discourse 5 Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Editorial Police Fined for sharing Awarded the 2010 Pacemaker Award by the Associated Collegiate Press. The middlemen of the music industry are cracking down Awarded second place for Best College Newspaper in 2007 Better College Newspaper Contest A former Boston University gradu- unconstitutional. Those middlemen are trying to convince Beat by the Florida College Press Assocation. ate student owes $675,000 in fines to four As technology progresses in supplying you they’re necessary — but why? If they

Spinnaker Staff music companies. goods like .mp3s and eBooks, you can ex- were eliminated, it would become the norm Attention! Giant women inherit Earth! Just kidding, she was only Editor in Chief Lindsay Montgomery His offense? Downloading and distribut- pect to see more stories like this. for artists to pay only for the studio time to Check out more Police Beats online at unfspinnaker.com here to make balloon animals to cheer you up about having to Art Director Joey Taravella ing songs — a whopping 24 of them — on an A record company used to have higher record their work, which they could then come back to campus for classes. Did it work? No? What about the Layout Editors Julie Henderson unlicensed file-sharing network. production costs. It paid for not only the re- sell off of their own website. Some are al- free cupcakes? Christine Kegel Thousands of college students across cording time, but also making the records/ ready doing this — even letting consumers August 22 Confrontation (Bridge separating Osprey Cove and Osprey Landings) – Spencer Goldbach the country illegally download their favor- CDs, packaging and distribution. These decide themselves how much they want An officer met with a victim who, while playing a treasure hunt game, tripped Copy Chief Jacob Harn ite tunes for free — including some of the days, that same company pays for the re- to pay for their music, whether that be and fell on the bridge between the Osprey Cove and Osprey Landings housing areas. As she stood up she was approached by two males, who questioned her. Copy Editors Katie Tison Spinnaker staff. Including you, probably. cording time, takes the digital file that re- $50 or free. Their questions are redacted in the police report. The victim said she walked Marina Ubert But lucky for most of us, the Recording sults and makes as many billions of copies They realize what the middlemen don’t away from them and that neither touched her or made any gestures. There Carl Rosen Industry Association of America of it as it likes — for free. want to admit — consumers don’t need were no other witnesses. She said that she had not felt threatened at the time, but she was urged to report the incident to UPD after telling other people of Daily News Editor Maggie Seppi hasn’t made us scapegoats like poor But it’s still trying to reap as much of a them for content, anymore. And without the incident. Enterprise Editor Ryan Thompson Joel Tenenbaum. profit as it can from people like you. Record the consumers’ generosity, they could soon Tenenbaum received a notice in 2003 companies know you’re just as able to make be out of business. Sports Editor Travis Gibson that accused him of downloading music copies of the music they release, so they’ve We’re not saying you should start down- Features Editor Dargan Thompson August 21 Theft (Building 61) - An through a peer-to-peer service. It said he resorted to heavy fines to “get theirs” and loading all of the peer-to-peer files you can officer met with the victim, who said August 23 Marijuana Paraphernalia Opinions Editor Joe Basco could settle the case for $3,500. Tenenbaum stop you from doing it. find, just to stick it to the man — that is his wallet was stolen from his unat- (Osprey Fountains) - RA’s notified of- Photo Editor Keri Weiland chose to fight it, and now that one of the Theroot.com estimates that for every illegal, and you’ll be just as punishable as tended gym bag while he was work- ficers of a marijuana odor emanating longest-running cases concerning illegal $1,000 of music sold, the artist makes about Tenenbaum. But before you blissfully hand ing out. The victim said he was away from a resident’s room. The resident, Photo Assistant Andrew Noble from his bag for half an hour, during however, said he was burning incense Distributor Tyler Neimeyer file-sharing has concluded, faces with al- $23.40. It’s not exactly the artists you’re over your dollars, think long and hard what which time the theft occurred. There because of an ant problem when most 200 times that cost in fines. cheating when you download a torrent of exactly it is you’re buying into. Adviser John Timpe are no suspects. A further canvass was asked about the odor. The officer then Tenenbaum fought the case because he every song they’ve ever created. It’s mostly Publisher Gainsville Sun not conducted, due to the nature of noticed a substance on a can, and the deemed the initial charges excessive and the middlemen. the building and the time lapse. Patrol resident admitted it was marijuana. A Student Union, Bldg. 58 E, room 2209 efforts have been suspended. glass bowl, a can, an inhaler, a glass 1 UNF Drive pipe, and a glass bong, all containing Jacksonville, FL 32224 Email letters to the editor to [email protected]. August 21 Theft (Building 16) - An residue, as well as a small amount of Phone (Main Office): 904.620.2727 officer responded to the theft of a marijuana were confiscated. The sus- Phone (Advertising): 904.620.1599 skateboard outside the new cafeteria. pect was read his Miranda rights and Lindsay Montgomery – Editor in Chief Joey Taravella – Art Director Fax: 904.620.3924 The victim left his skateboard on the issued a Notice to Appear. He was Editorial Board Jacob Harn – Copy Chief Spencer Goldbach – News Layout top of the skateboard rack, but did also referred to Student Conduct. The unfspinnaker.com not lock it. There are no suspects. A paraphernalia was placed in the JSO canvass was not conducted, due to the Property Room. high level of pedestrian traffic in the area. August 25 Marijuana Paraphernalia and Posession (Osprey Landing) - An August 22 Confrontation (Osprey officer responded to an excessive Village) - An officer met with a vic- noise and possible drug activity com- Quotes of the Week: Corrections: tim who had been in an argument plaint. The officer spoke to the resi- with her boyfriend. The victim said dent, and the resident confessed to “In the end, it’s not the years in your —The Aug. 22 cover credit should her boyfriend blocked her when she smoking marijuana. The officer found attempted to leave, and he lightly a paper towel roll with a dryer sheet life that count, it’s the life in have been given to Keri Weiland and grasped her shirt to prevent her exit. stuffed in it, which he said was used your years.” Joey Taravella. The victim threatened to call UPD, and to smoke marijuana. The officer also —Abraham Lincoln the boyfriend let go. The victim did found bag containing a metal grind- not choose to press charges. er, a glass pipe and a prescription pill bottle holding marijuana. The officer August 22 Confrontation (Bridge issued the suspect a Notice to Appear “Do one thing every day that —Travis Gibson’s title was incor- separating Osprey Cove and Osprey in court and referred him to Student scares you.” rectly stated in his column on page Landings) - An officer met with a Conduct. The evidence was placed in victim who, while playing a treasure the JSO Property room. —Eleanor Roosevelt 26 of the Aug. 22 issue. He is the hunt game, tripped and fell on the sports editor. bridge between the Osprey Cove and August 26 Intoxicated Person (Osprey Osprey Landings housing areas. As Cove) - An officer responded to a com- she stood up she was approached by plaint of an intoxicated person. Upon two males, who questioned her. Their arrival, the officer met with the sub- “Those who make peaceful revolution questions are redacted in the police jects parents who called emergency impossible make violent —Keri Weiland’s name was spelled report. The victim said she walked rescue, due to her intoxicated state. revolution inevitable.” incorrectly in the photo credit on away from them and that neither The subject was lying in the shower touched her or made any gestures. with blankets. Rescue arrived and —John F. Kennedy page 8 of the Aug. 22 issue There were no other witnesses. She determined the subject did not need said that she had not felt threat- transportation. The parents took cus- ened at the time, but she was urged tody of the subject and the officer to report the incident to UPD after requested she be referred to Student telling other people of the incident. Conduct.

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By Bonnie mulqueen medications go Turner takes a long cotton swab, stick it results of the pharmacogenomics test and Staff Reporter through a metabo- inside patients’ mouths and rub it against is hopeful the test will find her a new medi- lizer in the liver en- their cheek and tongue for 10 seconds. cation within the next couple of weeks. The UNF Counseling Center is using a zymes and test how Afterward, she places the cotton swab in an At $3,500 without insurance, the phar- new kind of genetics research testing that patients’ liver en- envelope and sends it off for testing, macogenomics test is expensive, Turner will help clinicians understand how their zymes break down she said. said. If patients don’t have insurance or patients metabolize medications, said Rose the medications. The Mayo Clinic and a few private prac- get denied for some reason, they can do Turner, a psychiatric nurse practitioner In 50 percent of tices in the community use pharmacoge- a financial assistance program through at UNF. patients taking an- nomics testing. Medicare has just begun to AssureRx, she said. This type of testing, called pharmacoge- tidepressants, the approve it, so Turner expects other provid- Turner said the financial assistance nomics, can lead to positive outcomes and first course of med- ers will now follow suit, she said. program is based on the patients’ annual help to alleviate unwanted side effects from ication fails due to She said people are afraid to use this income. If a patient’s income is $50,000 a Rose Turner medications, Turner said. a lack of positive testing because they are either uninformed year, then the patient responsibility to have A particular mutation in human genes response or drug side effects, said Dr. Marc or don’t understand how the testing works. the testing done is only $20. will identify whether patients metabolize E. Agronin, the medical director of men- However, there is at least one UNF student Turner encourages interested students rapidly or slowly, which predicts medica- tal health and clinical research at Miami who didn’t let fear stop her from letting to visit the counseling center for screening. tions’ outcomes on patients, she said. Jewish Health Systems. Turner inform her about the benefits of Based on the screenings, students may be Pharmacogenomics testing will help Turner said she started her testing pharmacogenomics testing. recommended to see Turner and discuss doctors and nurses individualize patient about a month ago at UNF and at her Samantha, a UNF music education ju- options for picking and choosing individu- care by picking and choosing medications private practice, AP Psychiatric and nior whose last name will remain undis- alized medications, she said. carefully for a person based on their genet- Counseling Services. Since then, Turner closed due to the inherent confidential Turner said she hopes UNF students ics, Turner said. has tested around a dozen patients and has nature of psychiatric testing, said she has will learn more about how their genet- Psychiatry is all about trial and er- been able to determine in half of the pa- been suffering from depression and anxi- ics influence medications so they are ror, she said. Only about 30 percent of pa- tients whether or not they were a poor or ety for most of her life. Samantha started able to work with prescribers to get tients respond to medication when they’re ultra metabolizer of certain medications, seeing Turner in March 2010 and has better treatments. dealing with serious illnesses. Time is an she said. been through seven different medications Turner is a board certified nurse prac- important factor for health care provid- Turner’s inspiration to start this inno- since then. titioner who graduated from Vanderbilt ers with patients suffering from suicidal vative testing stemmed from the long trial- Samantha said none of the medications University in 1996. She has her master’s thoughts and depression, or thinking about and-error periods and unwanted side ef- had worked for her, and some of them gave in nursing with a specialty in psychiatric hurting themselves or others, Turner said. fects her patients experienced while trying her nausea. She said Turner told her she nursing. Turner is currently pursuing her Knowing whether or not a person has to find good medication, she said. She has was an ultra-rapid metabolizer of medica- doctorate at the University of Florida. a particular mutation in their genes will seen patients spend months to years not re- tions, which means she was metabolizing let clinicians know if a certain medica- ceiving the care they need after prescribing the medication too fast, so it wouldn’t affect tion will be toxic to the patient, she said. higher doses and new medications off and her as much. This helps reduce any side effects of nau- on again. Samantha is currently taking an antide- sea, dizziness, diarrhea, fatigue, suicidal While blood is often the best source pressant called Pristiq. So far, Pristiq is the tendencies, weight gain, sex, shaking of a DNA sample, health care provid- best out of all the medications, but there is and insomnia. ers can also get the same results from room for improvement, she said. Samantha This is valuable in psychiatry because hair or saliva, Turner said. Turner uses took the pharmacogenomics test for the providers use psychotropic medications, AssureRx Health GeneSightRx. The test first time Friday, Aug. 24. The test was sim- Email Bonnie Mulqueen at Turner said. These medications are com- is administered through a vocal swab. ple and over in five minutes, she said. [email protected]. monly used in psychiatry to treat mental AssureRx will test for three liver en- She said the pharmacogenomics test health conditions, such as anxiety, schizo- zymes, the most common ones found in gave her hope that there is a medication out phrenia or depression. Psychotropic psychotropic medications. there to help her. Samantha is awaiting the

News in Briefs Jaguar tickets sell out at UNF Amazon launches textbook rental service for students

Students filled the Student Union Aug. Natalie Victor, a UNF deaf education ju- Students now have another option when The service, similar to text-rental websites 23 to purchase tickets for the Jacksonville nior, said although the wait was long, it was it comes to textbook rental. such as Chegg, Half or ecampus, promises sav- Jaguars’ eight regular season home games. worth it. The online retailer Amazon has launched ings of up to 70 percent through rentals on Student Body Director of Athletics and “It’s a good deal. I’m saving about $40,” a textbooks division of its website, offering its site. Wellness Anthony Hendricks said all 3,200 Victor said. book rentals. Patrick Jones, the customer service manag- tickets were sold out by 1:30 p.m., 30 minutes Each ticket purchase gave the buyer a The website allows students to rent texts er for the UNF Bookstore, said that although before the sales were set to end. chance to win a T-shirt or a game-day for a semester, or 130 days, before returning online bookstores do present competition, For $20 a piece, students were able to meal voucher. them with pre-paid shipping. university bookstores have advantages stu- purchase two tickets to each game for seats Hendricks said the high level of interest in Some UNF students see the service as an dents can’t get online, such as being able to located in Section 228 at the Everbank Field, the tickets may prompt further sales within effective alternative, but others aren’t check the condition of texts before purchase. according to UNF’s Osprey Update. the next few weeks. He said the Jaguars are so sure. Quentin Davy, a UNF finance graduate stu- looking to do another promotion with UNF in Kseniya Bolchunas, a UNF economics soph- dent, said he took off work to show up and the near future. omore said she would probably use it because Jason Howard waited in line for more than two hours. she loves Amazon. Davy said he would love for Student Nicole Farbe, a history graduate student, Government to sell tickets every year to Lydia Moneir said she isn’t sure she would use the service. help the Jaguars build a relationship with “I like to keep my books,” she said. “Also, their fans. I wouldn’t like the late fees.” NEWS NEWS 8 Wednesday, August 29, 2012 Spinnaker // unfspinnaker.com Spinnaker // unfspinnaker.com Wednesday, August 29, 2012 9

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Fassi files quotes to bring Chick-fil-A, Papa Johns to UNF Jacksonville

UNF Student Body President Carlo Fassi Fassi said he hopes construction will start submitted a formal quote Aug. 17 for new by the fall semester’s end. vendors to be brought to campus. The new food swap is an effort to enhance the campus dining experience, he said at the The posed amount for Chick-fil-A is about Aug. 20 Senate meeting, but some students $700,000, and Papa Johns is estimated at aren’t convinced the swap is a good decision. $210,000. The funds would mainly go toward “Chick-fil-A does a lot for the community, renovating two areas to accommodate the but to pay for them to come here is ridiculous new vendors, according to a project budget because there are so many other things that submitted April 26 by Richard Elmore, the as- we need,” said Latanika Grant, a UNF com- Go all in sistant director of UNF campus planning, de- munication senior. sign and construction. Patrick Mahnke, a UNF criminal justice Papa Johns is set to replace Salsarita’s in sophomore, said he thinks they’re good op- the Student Union food court, and Chick- tions but that they are unnecessary. fil-A will move into Sbarro’s current space in “I don’t know if it’s necessary to have FoR PokeR Alumni Square. those here, since there is literally a Chick-fil-A Though the prices may seem steep, Fassi right down the road,” Mahnke said. said he thinks they will decrease significantly Fassi expects an updated estimate the sTUDenTs WelcoMe because the options will generate substantial week of Sept. 3. revenue. Hope Griffin 18 year-olds may play poker in Florida

Delta Nu Alpha Foundation awards national FRee scholarship to 2 UNF students soFT DRinks

The Delta Nu Alpha Foundation recently Brown said the aUGUsT & awarded scholarships to two UNF Coggin awards show how College of Business students. well-equipped stu- Transportation and logistics seniors Taylor dents involved in the sePTeMbeR Barry, winner of the Delta Nu May Schoon program are. shoW yoUR sTUDenT iD scholarship, and Alexis Anderson, win- ner of the Delta Nu Alpha Cathy Memorial Delta Nu Alpha Scholarship, received $2,000 scholarships awards students from the foundation. based on academic Delta Nu Alpha is a national nonprofit success, potential, organization dedicated to supporting educa- motivation and plans. tion in transportation, distribution and logis- Taylor Barry Brown said both tics. students have work The organization grants scholarships to experience in the students pursuing careers in transportation field. and logistics at schools where the program is Barry works for established -- such as at UNF, where the major Corporate Traffic is a flagship program. Inc. as an executive truckload specialist. Anderson also serves as the assistant market- Anderson works in JaxPokerRoom on ing director for the UNF Transportation and Stein Mart’s supply- Logistics Society. chain transportation She said the society was one of the factors department. that spurred her passion for the field. Brown said both “The program has done wonders for me,” Alexis Anderson students’ accomplish- Anderson said. ments show the pro- 904.646.0002 Barry, the president of the society, said it gram’s progress. has given her networking opportunities and experience. bestbetjax.com “We essentially run the society like a busi- Gordon Rhyne ness,” Barry said. Minutes away Lynn Brown, the associate director of the transportation and logistics program, said MonuMent Road acRoss this is the third consecutive year the Delta fRoM Regency squaRe Nu Alpha Foundation has awarded a UNF stu- 24 HouRs Weekends dent the scholarship. 10 a.M. – 4 a.M. Weekdays

UNF Spinaker Vert.indd 1 8/17/12 2:42 PM Spinnaker // unfspinnaker.com EXPRESSIONS 10 expressions Spinnaker // unfspinnaker.com Wednesday, August 29, 2012 11 Wednesday, August 29, 2012 of the Q How would you describe parking during OSPREY RADIO TOP 30 “The Campaign” dishes out social critique, belly laughs Week: the first week at UNF in five words or less? # ARTIST TITLE By Katie Gile So, the race begins, and it’s filled with The union of two comedic geniuses, one 1 Swing Lo Magellan Domino 4.5 5 OTV Movie Critic / baby-kissing, a struggle for the wittiest who’s mastered the “Extremely Loud and 2 FRANK OCEAN Channel Orange Def Jam rhetoric and a fight to have the last word. Incredibly Close” technique and the oth- 3 PASSION PIT Gossamer Columbia 4 BARONESS Yellow And Green Relapse Walking into “The Campaign,” I was Screenwriters Chris Henchy and Shawn er, whose unassumingly brilliant take on “UNF has parking lots?” ready for a brainless few hours of physical Harwell put their comedic chops to the test, comedy is both disarming and charming, 5 SLEEPMAKESWAVES ...And So We Destroyed Everything Bird’s Robe humor and loud laughs. The casting of Will providing a screenplay with much more makes this film a comedic dynamo with 6 ANTLERS Undersea Anti Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis, the brash, going for it than the trailer might suggest. substance to spare. Sarah Pepple, marketing, junior 7 ARIEL PINK’S HAUNTED GRAFFITI Mature Themes 4AD goofy humor associated with the duo and From the ridiculous “Anchorman”-style Ferrell is in top form, putting his absurd 8 LIANNE LA HAVAS Is Your Love Big Enough? Nonesuch the film’s overall scale led me to expect an jokes to simple, subtle moments of awk- style in the capable hands of the screen- 9 DAN DEACON America Domino over-the-top political comedy. ward brilliance, “The Campaign” runs the writers and of director Jay Roach. As a 10 DINOSAUR JR. I Bet On Sky Jagjaguwar Though entirely goofy and a riotous gamut with impeccable style. result, his performance is unexpectedly 11 THEE OH SEES Putrifiers II In The Red good time, the film was in no way brainless. “The Campaign” offers the best kind of nuanced and completely flawless. “Parking is crazy in lot 18!” 12 JEFF THE BROTHERHOOD Hypnotic Nights Warner Brothers-Infinity Cat The scary thing is that what should have comedy: the kind with a message. It’s hard- Galifianakis is a delightful screen part- 13 YEASAYER Fragrant World Secretly Canadian been over-the-top was barely an exaggera- ly a coincidence that the film’s release co- ner to Ferrell, with a disarming vulner- Rachel Keith, elementary education, senior 14 WILD NOTHING Nocturne Captured Tracks tion of reality. That’s not to say it wasn’t incides with election time, when airwaves ability underpinned with sharp wit and 15 JAPANDROIDS Celebration Rock Polyvinyl a gut-busting, over-the-top comedy, but are overwhelmed with political advertise- fire. His very fresh, well-grounded comedic answers: 16 GRASSCUT Unearth Ninja Tune that that the “top” itself is higher than it ment. In a world where poll results leave style is suited to a story that presents both 17 FLAMING LIPS The Flaming Lips And Heady Fwends Warner Brothers once was. pugs out in the rain in favor of the “more reality and fantasy. 18 TANGO IN THE ATTIC Sellotape Domicile Crocodile “More passes than spaces” - Jason Fountain The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than The Driver Of The Screw, Set in a very familiar political climate American” golden retrievers, and muck- Its delightful performances and the 19 FIONA APPLE And Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do Epic where flash passes as substance, the movie raking is favored over platform promotion, subtle combination of fantasy and real- 20 DIIV Oshin Captured Tracks “Makes me miss class” - Rohan R. Rao starts as Ferrell’s long-term North Carolina the film exposes the farcical, show-busi- ity make this film a surprisingly poignant 21 AMANDA PALMER AND THE GRAND THEFT ORCHESTRA Theatre Is Evil 8 Ft. Congressman Cam Brady looks to sail into ness nature of politics. piece of art. Give it a watch before you vote 22 I WAS TOTALLY DESTROYING IT Vexations Greyday http://collider.com/the-campaign-set-visit/183347/ “Begging for tickets” - Meredith Raiford Because I Am Always Talking Self-Released another term unopposed. As he campaigns You’ll have more fun than that baby, promise. Henchy and Harwell keep the story this year. 23 CAREFUL in a multitude of different venues, he tells grounded in reality with rational charac- Email Katie Gile at 24 ANTONY AND THE JOHNSONS Cut The World Secretly Canadian each interest group what they want to with delicious weirdness by Galifianakis, ters to whom we can relate. This allows us [email protected] “I have seen much worse” - @daisy1016 25 ERIKA SPRING Erika Spring Cascine hear. Then, along comes awkward turtle who opposes Brady’s reign and runs for to feel a part of the story and see the absurd 26 BLONDS The Bad Ones Gluck and black sheep Marty Huggins, played office himself. reality within the story. Like us at www.facebook.com/UNFSpinnaker and follow 27 DEATH GRIPS The Money Store Epic @UNFspinnaker to answer question of the week online. 28 MODERN RIVALS Sea Legs [EP] Self-Released 29 LIARS WIXIW WIXIW Mute 30 MOUNT EERIE Clear Moon Elverum And Sun PHOTO OF THE WEEK waves Why wade through tide pools when you could catch the waves? Connor Spielmaker august 29 august 31 august 31 august 1-2 Broadcast Journalism Osprey Productions is showing “The Hunger If you’re looking for some live music, check The Jacksonville Ice & Sportsplex is having Dance away your labor day weekend at Games” in the Student Union auditorium. out the final Friday Night Live event at the summer special ice skating every Friday the Electric Sun Fest at the Morocco Shrine Freshman There will be a showing at 7 p.m. and an- Landing. Rock group Lisa and the Mad Hat- night from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. It’s just $5, in- Center. There will be five stages of music, other at 9:45 p.m. Enjoy free popcorn and ters will be playing on the riverfront stage cluding rental skates, and parking is free. A including electronic dance artists such as drinks, too. Looks like the odds just might from 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. You might enjoy it little ice could be a welcome relief from all Tiesto, John Dahlback, Robbie Rivera and This photograph was taken at the end of the be ever in your favor. even more if you get there early for happy the heat and rain. many more. There will also be contests, Fall 2012 Week of Welcome at the tailgate hour, which runs from 5-8 p.m. photo booths, foam parties and other events. The fest runs from 1-10 p.m. both concert. The photo is of Tyler Joseph, singer days, and there are after parties from 10 for the band Twenty One Pilots. p.m. to 2 a.m. Tickets start at $59 for a one- day general admission ticket.

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ing him with the lens. I turned around to CCW Community grab some crowd shots. When I turned back Worship Gathering Recruiting Soft Con- Night Help Wanted at UNF tact Lens Wearers Wednesdays on the third around, he was climbing on top of the stage Couch for Sale floor of the Student Union left bank of speakers. I lifted the camera, Non-smoking student with Bartenders Sunday nights at 8pm in Make money participat- CCW hosts community a valid driver’s license & a Building 15 Room 1303, Selling white leather L- ing in Optometry Training Mini Fridge for Sale night. This includes a free made sure I got some hands, and shot! My car. San Jose/Baymeadows $300/DAY Potential. No Ex- CCW is hosting a Worship shape couch $150.00 OBO Sessions at the Vistakon dinner, a short film, a favorite part of the image is the shadow on area. Part time baby sitting perience Necessary. Training Gathering. There’s a live contact 239-272-2022 or Campus (Southside & JTB). Hardly used mini fridge for vibrant discussion, and is and light house keeping job. Cls Available. AGE 18+ OK. band, a message, and free [email protected] $125-$175 per session for sale. $75. 904.699.2573 an awesome opportunity to the back wall. Flexible hour. $12/hr. Call 800-965-6520 ext 222 dessert! More info at cam- those eligible to participate. meet some fellow Ospreys! Rebecca 904-735-1323. pustocity.org and facebook. Contact: Ruth Ann Ham More info at campustoc- com/ccw614. 904-254-9728 or ruth- ity.org and facebook.com/ [email protected]. ccw614. 12 expressions Spinnaker // unfspinnaker.com Wednesday, August 29, 2012 Spinnaker // unfspinnaker.com sports 13 Wednesday, August 29, 2012 UNF Women’s Soccer dominates home opening weekend Josh brannock and zach morgan from Lencina just inside the the ball from the corner. Spinnaker Reporters box. Midfielder Thea Linkfield continued The UNF women’s soccer program began After a few touches her strong start to the season, scoring her its season with a 2-0 victory over visiting around defenders, Lencina third goal of the year in the 30th minute. South Carolina State Aug. 24. rifled the shot by the goal- Carolina Lencina earned the assist on the Junior forward Thea Linkfield scored keeper to the far post, scor- goal. Lencina sent a low cross into the box both goals to lead the Ospreys. ing her second goal of the that was deflected by a GWU defender. It didn’t take long for Linkfield and the night. Linkfield was able to get control of the de- Ospreys to jump on top of the Bulldogs. It was also the final flection and bury the ball into the back of Three minutes into the match, Linkfield goal scored by either team. the net to give UNF a 2-0 lead. took a cross from Carolina Lencina just in The game ended with a UNF’s final goal was scored at the begin- front of the goal and artfully arched a shot score of 2-0 in favor of the ning of the second half by Lencina. In the over the goalkeeper’s outstretched hands. Ospreys. 51st minute, Lencina used her dribbling Only one goal was scored before the first The Ospreys out- skills to navigate her way through three de- half came to a close. The Ospreys went into shot the bulldogs 8-2 in the fenders and rocket a shot past goalkeeper the break up one over the Bulldogs, with second half and Rachel Amy Schmitt. a shot-attempt count of five to their oppo- Beninati, a sophomore goal- The rest of the game was quiet on the nents three. keeper, recorded four saves scoring end—the majority of the second Surprisingly, SC State attempted three in the shutout for UNF. half was spent in the midfield. corner kicks while UNF made no attempts The team continued to Sophomore goalkeeper Rachel Beninati before the half. play impressively when made six saves in the game and earned her The match proved to be quite physical they dominated all aspects second clean sheet of the season. as bumping, pushing, and knockdowns Andrew Noble I spinnaker of the game Aug. 26 when The Ospreys will host Georgia Southern Women’s soccer has a lot to live up to after a successful start. continued throughout the game. At one they defeated Gardner-Webb Aug. 6 p.m. at Hodges Stadium. point, an Osprey aggressively checked her warnings to both players, the referee re- University (0-3) 3-0. opponent, sending her to the ground. The sumed play. The Ospreys were ahead from the first fallen Bulldog angrily kicked at the Osprey In the game’s 50th minute, Linkfield and whistle as senior Kathryne Husted netted Email Josh Brannock and Zach Morgan at standing over her, causing an uproar from Lencina linked up again as Linkfield raced her first goal of the year in the fifth min- [email protected] UNF coaches and fans alike. After issuing down the field and skillfully received a pass ute. Keara Murphy assisted by sending in Follow @spinnakersports Men’s soccer win one, lose another during opening home stand Josh Brannock and zach morgan score in the game. minute, when UNF’s Camilo Garcia scored Spinnaker Reporters In the 63rd min- a beautiful goal from 25 yards out. After a ute Mauricio penalty, Garcia took a free kick that curled The UNF men’s soccer program has Valderruten scored into the top left corner. matched their win total from last season an equalizer for the UNF held onto the one-goal lead until having only played two games. Ospreys with a sen- the 53rd minute, when GSU’s Alex Vivanco The Ospreys (1-1) won their opening sational free kick scored the game-tying goal after receiving game Aug. 24 against the Siena Saints 4-2 in into the upper right a through ball from Peter Kurowski. a shootout during the first ever Mike Gibbs corner. The next ten minutes of the game turned Memorial Tournament. Last season, UNF Just 13 minutes later into a worst-case scenario for the Ospreys. was able to conjure up only a single victory UNF regained the The Bulldogs took advantage of the gained to accompany their 15 losses. lead when Teddy momentum and scored two goals in five A record attendance of 1,056 fans Mulamba headed a minutes. watched the opening game and cheered the cross from Rivaroli In the 60th minute GSU’s Caleb Kernan Ospreys to their first home win under head straight into the scored a diving header after a cross from coach Derek Marinatos, who’s in his sec- back of the net. Willi Mellors Blair. In the 64th minute ond season of leading the team. While the Vivanco netted his second goal of the The Saints jumped to an early 2-1 lead Ospreys’ defense game. Gimel Gordon sent in a low cross over the Ospreys before UNF roared back held Siena from and Vivanco tapped it past goalkeeper Brad with three unanswered goals. The story scoring the remain- Sienkiewicz. of the night was the underclassmen. der of the game, UNF wasn’t able to surmount the defi- Freshmen and sophomores scored all four Morrell provided a cit and ended the Mike Gibbs Memorial goals for the Ospreys in the contest. Andrew Noble I Spinnaker little insurance with Tournament with a 1-1-0 record, earning Men’s soccer matched last year’s record, but they haven’t yet beat it. With only four upperclassmen on his goal late in the second place in the inaugural event. the roster, if UNF finds success this Falko Friedrichs scored the equalizer game. UNF will look to grab its second win of season, it will be on the feet of those fresh- for the Saints in the match’s 35th minute. In the second game of the season, the the year and top last year’s total Aug. 31, as men and sophomores. The score would remain tied up for the re- team showed its lack of size during its first it hosts Florida International University at Jean Rivaroli, a freshman, got things mainder of the first half. UNF led Siena in loss Aug. 26. 8:30 p.m. at Hodges Stadium. started early in his first collegiate regular shots 8-7 and each team had three saves and The Ospreys lost 3-1 to Georgia State season game. Rivaroli scored in the third three corner kicks. in a fast-paced, physical match at Hodges minute to give the Ospreys the early advan- The Saints claimed the lead of the match Stadium. tage. Alex Morrell sent a cross into the box, when Sindre Ek scored a goal from about 15 The majority of the game was played in Email Zach Morgan and Josh Brannock at and Rivaroli’s head sent the ball flying over yards away to make the score 2-1. However, the defensive third of the Ospreys. [email protected] the goalkeeper. it would be the final goal the Saints would No goals were scored until the 26th Follow @spinnakersports SPORTS SPORTS 14 Wednesday, August 29, 2012 Spinnaker // unfspinnaker.com Spinnaker // unfspinnaker.com Wednesday, August 29, 2012 15

An open letter to Maurice Jones-Drew: Enough is enough, already InsidetheHuddle Hey Mojo, with a torn ligament in your knee. Yahoo Sports quoted Khan as saying, It’s me, Travis. You don’t know me, but The guy in the recent headlines isn’t the Travis “I’ve been involved in many kinds of indus- I know you. I know you well enough to re- Mojo I know. trial business dealings. I’ve encountered fer to you as Mojo, a nickname I use mostly Although I don’t agree, I can understand Gibson strikes and violence. Believe me, on a zero- because typing Maurice Jones-Drew every some of the reasons you are choosing to /// Sports Editor to-10 level of stress, this doesn’t even move time takes too long. hold out. the needle.” I’ve been a fan of yours since you first You had a phenomenal season in 2011, contract, but if anything, you should be I don’t think you can run over Khan the Travis Gibson Josh Brannock Raleigh Harbin Zach Morgan Spinnaker Reporter Contributing Reporter Spinnaker Reporter joined the Jaguars in 2006. I welcomed you rushing for a league-leading 1,606 yards. mad at your agent. He should have drafted same way you run over NFL linebackers. Sports Editor as our starting running back when the You know you are the face of the Jaguars. a contract that was loaded with perfor- It’s time to cut your losses, which right now greatest Jaguar, Fred Taylor, left the team. You’re the only legitimate superstar on a mance bonuses that would compensate you equals almost one-million dollars in fines. I’ve even defended you when people said small-market team. And, so, you think you for accomplishing feats such as leading the If you decide to come back to the team, ev- Question 1: Which rookie quarterback do you think will have the best season? you were too small to be a great running have some leverage. league in rushing or making the Pro Bowl. eryone will surely forgive you. By the time I like Robert Griffin. He has some solid I like RG3. I think he has better weapons Andrew Luck. He has the mechanics, the It’s pretty difficult to go against Andrew back in the NFL. Yet, you will already be the 9th highest Instead, he drew up a front-loaded contract you score your first touchdown, no one will receiving options in Moss, Davis, and than Luck and Tannehill and he’s in a bet- intangibles and the athleticism to have a Luck. Russell Wilson will surprise people I haven’t been actively voicing my opin- paid RB in the NFL in 2012. with zero incentives. Nevertheless, a con- even remember the holdout. Garcon, and his ability to create plays with ter situation in Washington. I’d also keep great year. While the rest of the team is in Seattle, but Luck’s a perfectionist, and his feet will negate a weak offensive line. ion about your current situation, but I can- Lastly, you know that this is your last tract is a contract. Jags fans will simply go back to talk- an eye on Russell Wilson as a dark horse weak, RG3’s Redskins are even worse than he is going to be a star in this league. His If Washington can generate a decent run- standout. the Colts defensively, plus Luck has his for- ability to read defenses and make every not keep my mouth shut any longer. chance at a big payday. When your contract You have failed to realize that the ing about the anomaly that is Shad ning game to open up the passing attack, mer tight end, Coby Feener, from Stanford throw in the book is unheard of this early Let me start by asking you this; what in the is up after the 2013 season, you will be 30, Jaguars don’t need you to be a bad team. Khan’s mustache. I could see the Redskins winning eight to throw to. in a rookie’s pro career. games. hell are you doing? an age that historically marks the begin- They have missed the playoffs every year Come back to the team, old friend, and we Holding out for more money with two ning of the end for feature backs. since you have been the starter, and can do can pretend none of this ever happened. Question 2: Do you think Peyton Manning can turn it around in Denver? years left on your contract? Really? With all of that being said, I still think it without you. I’m not ready to trade in my Jones-Drew I might expect this type of move from an you need to get your ass back on the field. I hate to tell you this, MJD, but you #32 jersey for Rashad Jennings #23. There is no doubt Peyton will improve No. His top two wideouts are Decker and While Peyton Manning probably won’t Turn it around? I mean, they made the upon Denver’s record from 2011, but I Thomas and that’s not good enough. I lead the Broncos to the AFC Champion- playoffs last year. I think Manning gets egomaniac, like Terrell Owens or Darrelle You signed the contract, now honor it. might be a little out of your league when don’t see the Broncos winning a playoff know it’s Peyton Manning and he doesn’t ship, he will help the Broncos to a 10-win them back to the playoffs, but they won’t Revis, but not you. You made nearly 22 million dollars in the it comes to negotiating. Squaring up with Sincerely, game. As good as Peyton is, his wideouts need the best receivers, but he’s coming season. He has a good deep threat with go much further than that. In the past, you have proven to be the last three seasons, including a 3.5 million new owner Shad Kahn, a man who nego- Loyal Jaguars Fan are nowhere near as talented as the ones off of multiple surgeries I don’t think he Demarius “Bay-Bay” Thomas, and for he threw to in Indy. Ten wins and out for can fully recover from. Luckily, the AFC the first time in his career, he has a solid quintessential team player, willing to sac- dollar signing bonus. tiates million-dollar business as often as Travis Gibson the now second-best Manning brother. West isn’t that strong defensively. defense to help protect the lead. rifice yourself for the betterment of the If you didn’t like it, you shouldn’t have most of us brush our teeth, might not be a team. You even played an entire season signed it. I’m sorry that you outplayed your great idea. Question 3: Who’s your favorite to win the World Series as of now?

I would say the Washington Nationals, I like the Rangers and Reds, but only if While my favorite team is the Atlanta Right now, I’ll take the Rangers. Offen- but the possibility of Stephen Strasburg their hitting keeps up. Also, if Tim Lince- Braves, my favorite to win the World sively, they’re on fire, leading the league getting shut down before the season cum can get back on his A game watch Series is now the Dodgers after making in runs and batting average. If they can ends makes me a little uneasy. The team out for the Giants. Even with the loss of the trade for Josh Beckett, Carl Crawford, improve their pitching just a little bit, that will dismiss the Nationals in the play- Cabrera they can still win. And let’s not and most notably Adrian Gonzales. With they can get back to the fall classic and Men’s Soccer Women’s Soccer offs, the Los Angeles Dodgers, will end forget Verlander and the Tigers. Kershaw, Billingsley, Kemp, and the guys they will be hard to beat in a seven-game up going the distance. Teams facing LA’s from this weekend’s trade, the Dodgers series. All-Star lineup will be more terrified than are now the “Yankees of the west.” Sienna vs UNF - Men’sAug 24 @ UNF SoccerGeorgia State vs UNF - Aug 26 @ UNF South Carolina St vsWomen’s UNF - Aug 24 @ UNF Gardner-WebbSoccer vs UNF - Aug 26 @ UNF a doughnut near Prince Fielder.

SiennaSienna 1 vs 1- UNF2 - UNFAug 24 @ 1 UNF 3-4 GeorgiaGSU 0State 3-3 vs UNFUNF - Aug 126 0- @1 UNF SouthSCSU Carolina 0 0-0 St vs UNFUNF - Aug 1 24 1- @2 UNF Gardner-WebbGWU 0 0-0 vs UNFUNF - Aug 262 1-@ 3UNF

Shots Sienna18 1 1-2 UNF16 1 3-4 GSU12 0 3-3 UNF6 1 0-1 SCSU5 0 0-0 UNF13 1 1-2 GWU10 0 0-0 UNF28 2 1-3

FoulsShots 1018 1516 1912 166 125 13 108 286

YC- Drew Bruce (UNF), Jean Rivaroli (UNF), YC- Mike Matera (SIE), Drew Spragg (UNF), Fouls YC- Mike10 Matera (SIE), Drew Spragg15 (UNF), 19 16 12 13 8 6 Bookings Chris Locandro (GSU), Dylan Crocker (GSU), None Teddy Mulamba (UNF) Teddy Mulamba (UNF) YC- Drew BruceMichael (UNF), Nwiloh Jean (GSU) Rivaroli (UNF), YC- Mike Matera (SIE), Drew Spragg (UNF), YC- Mike Matera (SIE), Drew Spragg (UNF), Bookings Chris Locandro (GSU), Dylan Crocker (GSU), None Teddy Mulamba (UNF) Jean Rivaroli,Teddy UNF Mulamba(1), Falko Friedrichs,(UNF) SIE (1), Camilo Garcia,Michael UNF (1), Nwiloh Alex Vivanco, (GSU) GSU (1,2), Kathryne Husted, UNF (1), Thea Link eld, UNF (3), Goals Sindre Ek, SIE (1), Maurici Valderruten, UNF (1), Thea Link eld, UNF (1,2) Caleb Kernan, GSU (1) Carolina Lencina, UNF (1) TeddyJean Rivaroli, Mulamba, UNF UNF (1), (1),Falko Alex Friedrichs, Morrell, UNFSIE (1), (1) Camilo Garcia, UNF (1), Alex Vivanco, GSU (1,2), Kathryne Husted, UNF (1), Thea Link eld, UNF (3), Goals Sindre Ek, SIE (1), Maurici Valderruten, UNF (1), Thea Link eld, UNF (1,2) Caleb Kernan, GSU (1) Carolina Lencina, UNF (1) Teddy Mulamba, UNF (1), Alex Morrell, UNF (1) Women’s Volleyball

UNF vs Missouri - Aug 24 @ Missouri Women’sUNF vs Michigan Volleyball - Aug 24 @ Missouri Nicholls St vs UNF - Aug 24 @ Missouri

MissouriUNF vs Missouri - Aug 24 @UNF Missouri MichiganUNF vs Michigan - Aug 24 @UNF Missouri NichollsNSU St vs UNF - Aug 24 @UNF Missouri

Score 3-Missouri 25 25 25 0- 18UNF 17 19 3-Michigan 25 19 25 25 1- 17UNF 25 20 18 3- 21 25NSU 18 25 15 2- 25 UNF19 25 19 8

KillsScore 3- 2539 25 25 0- 1826 17 19 3- 25 1960 25 25 1- 17 2548 20 18 3- 21 2548 18 25 15 2- 25 1964 25 19 8

ErrorsKills 1239 26 1860 1748 1548 2764 Errors 12 26 18 17 15 27 SPORTS 16 Wednesday, August 29, 2012 Spinnaker // unfspinnaker.com