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This Issue is brought to you for free and open access by the Lanthorn, 1968-2001 at ScholarWorks@GVSU. It has been accepted for inclusion in Volume 36, July 12, 2001 - June 13, 2002 by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks@GVSU. For more information, please contact [email protected]. NEWS ON THE EDGE gvidigest Campus lakers win first playoff game in history , , from press reports In the wake of a victory the Lakers must find a way to deal without their leaderCurt Anes. Ken Wisniewski injury 15 seconds before that support the knee,” Sacchla creates Grand Valley Lanthorn halftime. said Todd Jager, GVSU’s Harlon Hill Trophy head athletic trainer. study abroad Grand Valley ’s football candidate, Curt Anes, The crowd was hushed scholarship team took their talent to injured his left leg on a as Anes laid on the Former Ambassador another level as they dis quarterback sneak, the ground grimacing in Peter Secchia announced played talent in all areas. safest play in the play- pain. Anes tried to lean his foundation is sponsor The nation’s second- book. The play was up, but was told by the ing a study abroad schol ranked Division II team called in order to gain a team doctor to stay arship for Grand Valley got support from all yard for a first down, down, in order to prevent State University students. positions as they dropped which would stop the further injury. Then the The scholarship will be the fifth ranked clock and give the trainers helped him up known as the Arend Bloomsburg Huskies 42- offense a chance to put onto the golf cart to take Lubbers study abroad 14. more points on the him to the ambulance. scholarship. “I saw Curt get hit and The scholarship is des one player landed on the ignated for one GVSU bottom part of his leg. student to study at John Then another player Cabot University, an landed on the top and I American University in heard a pop,” said David Rome. Kircus of the field gener Applicants must be al Anes. enrolled at GVSU and The connection of meet the criteria estab Anes to Kircus is tied lished by Amb. Secchia with the highest in and John Cabot NCAA history with 27 University. touchdowns in a season The scholarship is open between the two. Anes to majors in fields of ended his record setting study related to business season with 12 comple or economics. tions out of 17 pass attempts for 187 yards Grand Valley Lanthorn / AJ Smuder and he also scored a The first half was and jokingly acted as if Quarterback Curt Anes listens to Coach Brian touchdown on a 29-yard filled with cheers and he were going to run Nursing receives Kelly after a knee injury in the second quarter run early in the second. happiness, the second with it. gram for took him out of the game. With the first half half they were con Backup quarterback behind them, the team cerned, quiet and con Todd Wojciechowski gerontology It was not all roses for board. came out to finish their fused. stepped in to fill the program Grand Valley, as they “He dislocated his task and to advance fur Laker coach Brian shoes of Anes. The red- Grand Valley State lost a crucial part of their knee, and there’s a ther into the playoffs. Kelly tried to lighten shirt freshman completed University’s Kirkhof team. In the wake of vic chance of some soft tis The crowd responded things up when he School of Nursing was tory, the team lost their sue damage in there, differently after the caught a pass that was PLEASE SEE including the ligaments, injury to Anes. one of 20 programs in the leader to a season ending thrown out of bounds FOOTBALL, 10 country that has received a grant to strengthen its undergraduate gerontol ogy curriculum. A celebration of culture The John A. Hartford Kidz kick off IMAX Foundation, based in New York City, awarded the at the Ethnic Festival Melissa Dembny lar up to $50,000 for the Healthy Start three-year $90,00 grant to Grand Valley Lum thorn program. GVSU. Maranda of WOOD TV 8, the hon The Kirkhof School of Child and Family Resource Council orary chair for Kidz Quiltz 2001, said Nursing is currently plan and Celebration Village IMAX Theatre Healthy Start is a remarkable program. ning to hire a gerontology sponsored the first annual Kidz Quiltz “It provides extra support parents expert to further develop unveiling and Family Fun Day on need during their child’s most critical the curriculum. Saturday, Nov. 17, at the new growth period, which is the first three Celebration Village. years, ” she said. Kidz Quiltz is a fundraiser for Kent The first 300 guests who arrived County Healthy Start, a support pro were offered a showing of the IMAX gram for first time parents. Children film “Africa’s Elephant Kingdom.” Gender and all over Kent County designed 400 Also, guests could enjoy the movie squares and volunteer quilters bound “Shrek ” with free soda and popcorn. economics class the squares into 30 quilts. Bids were Volunteers from the John Ball Zoo conducts study placed for the quilts during a silent were on hand with live animals auction. A gender and economics The Steelcase Foundation matched PLEASE SEE KIDZ, 2 class taught by Sonia all Kidz Quiltz proceeds dollar-for-dol- Dalmia, a GVSU profes sor of economics in the Seidman School of Business, conducted a study to examine gender from the viewpoint of economics. The class surveyed 800 households in the region to research time-use pat terns by gender. Dalmia said this project will help students to learn how to apply the theoreti cal and empirical tools of economics in understand ing the circumstances of men and women in their Grand Valley Lanthorn / Leah Jones community. T.J. Derwin preforms an Native American The survey results will ceremonial dance Wednesday during the Ethnic be released this week. Festival. Tuesday, November20,2001 NEWS GRAND VAUIY LANTNORN Life EMS. Victim is a student. Closed! much sugar is actually in 10/31/01 KIDZ some popular products; POLICE continued from page 1 Sexual Assault. Robinson Living Center. Victim also kids are coloring their favorite foods,” said reported assault. Report currently under investigation. promoting “Africa’s Elephant Kingdom.” Irving. BEAT o Id Victim is not a student. Open “We have something There were over 25 11/1/01 from all the animals in the activity booths and 10/29/01 Minor in Possession, West Campus Drive/48”1 Avenue. film,” said Nancy, a John carnival style games for Fraud, Lower Commons. Victim reported unauthorized Ball Zoo volunteer. children. The Urban Five cited. All are students. Closed. Institute for Contemporary use of ATM account. Victim is a student. “Also, we have live Missing person. Grand Valley State University Campus. animals, such as a pin Art sponsored an 10/30/01 Officers investigated report of missing person. Person tailed duck and a mixed ornament and jewelry Non Aggravated Assault, Kobinson Living Center. returned to school safely. Subject is a student. Closed. rabbit.” bead making booth, Victim reported being grabbed from behind while sitting 11/2 01 WGVU’s Ready to Learn Craig’s Cruisers provided at a picnic table. Victim received minor scratches. team was also there kiddie rides, and the Minor in Possession, GVSU Lot C. One cited. Subject Grand Rapids Art Treated at scene by Reporting Officer. Victim is a promoting healthy living is not a student. Closed. v\ nit the popular PBS Museum made paper student. Open. Larceny, GVSU Campus. Report of stolen signs. Open. character Author. chimeras for kids and Medical, Robinson Living Center. Victim suffered scalp 11/3/01 “Our theme is ‘Hooray adults to wear. laceration due to fainting and falling. Allendale Fire Operating Under the Influence of Liquor. West Campus for health with Author, ’” The Kent district library and Rescue. Transported to Spectrum Downtown by said Joyce Irving, provided story time and Drive/481* 1 Avenue. One cited, subject lodged at Ottawa WCiVU’s Ready to Learn appearances were made County Jail. Subject is a student. Closed. coordinator. “We are by Griff, the Grand Medical, Copeland Hall. Victim suffered featuring healthy eating Rapids Griffin’s mascot and GIO the Clown. alcohol overdose. Left in care of friend and staying fit.” DtLLENBECK'S Volunteers emphasized Door prizes raffled off and RA. Victim is a student. Closed. the importance of a were donated by local Disturbing the Peace, GVSU Lot C. balanced diet and exercise businesses with all of Warrant requested, subject is a student. to parents and children. those proceeds going to "We are showing how Healthy Start as well.

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N ate Thompson said. “Whereas now, maybe only certain Grand Valley Lanthorn teams may receive benefits from the company they have decided to buy from, Since the fall of 1997, Reebok provided while others are not getting the same an athletic contract for Grand Valley that benefits.” made the shoe company its official athletic “Besides this, it also makes our athletic apparel provider. The contract made department look a lot classier when every GVSU the first Division II school in the team is wearing the same apparel from the country to have a major sports label as its same company,” he said. “So we are sponsor. looking for a deal that will provide the best Unfortunately, the contract ran out at the advantages for every sports team.” end of the last school year, which left a Athletes from Grand Valley would like new athletic contract undecided and to see another deal as well, but maybe not uncertain. with Reebok. Freshmen basketball player “We would like to sign another deal as Brooke Thompson said that the women’s soon as possible, but we are going to keep team has a deal this year with Nike and she our options open and look for the best deal would like to keep it that way. out there for our athletic program.” said “I’ve always liked Nike shoes and Grand Valley athletic directorTim Selgo. clothing for any sports in the past, so I Selgo said that it is important to sign think Grand Valley should sign a deal w ith with only one company because there are them,” Thompson said. “They are Grand Valley Lanthorn / Archives many benefits that come with signing with probably the most famous athletic name This Reebok sign on the scoreboard at Lubbers Stadium could soon be a certain sponsor. out there, so I think it would be a good replaced with a new company’s logo. For example, Reebok provided Grand deal.” Valley with $7,000 for their apparel and Suzie Bright, a senior on the women’s equipment and clothing already. So until a deal is done, GVSU varsity footwear to be split among the varsity golf team, said for her, it doesn’t really “We have received apparel from Reebok teams will have the option to go with athletic teams. matter what deal Grand Valley signs in the past, but our golf shoes and other “Planet Reebok", stay fashionable with the “Athletic teams would receive equal because there are many different equipment comes from different “Nike swoosh”, or even go with the benefits and discounts on apparel,” Selgo companies that provide them with companies,” she said. “Three Stripes” of Adidas. F.A.C.E. intends to improve student and faculty relations

Adam Bird part of group of students and It was through a visit from “We’re bringing faculty into Grand Valley Lanthorn staff members who are Anne Merkle that Spiegel and the living environment of participating in F.A.C.E., faculty a------others in her housing area were students,” Capodilupo said. advancing community Students are able to meet Bart Merkle and get But he was quick to point out The housing staff in the environments. to know them on a more personal that the visits are not in a parental Swanson and Stafford living According to research done by afraid to get to level. way. centers know that Assistant Grand Valley and other Meeting the dean of students “I act more like a faculty Librarian Anne Merkle likes to institutions, students stay with a know the could be an intimidating affair, advisor then anything while I’m bake cookies. but meeting him over dessert at there in the house, ” Capodilupo school because of the quality of professor. They also have dogs, and a the contact with the faculty. his house is more humanizing. said. husband, Bart, who is dean of Started by housing last year, Other faculty are taking other With six faculty involved this students for Grand Valley. F.A.C.E. was created to bridge approaches to F.A.C.E. fall, Beachnau is looking to “We went to the Merkle ’s the gap between students and Sara Spiegel The health programs advising expand the program by a few house for dessert about a month faculty said Andy Beachnau, Graduate Assistant Tor office has theme housing on faculty members in the winter, ago, and talked about stuff. We director of housing and health Swanson and Stafford campus, but uses the F.A.C.E. and more in the future. got to meat the dean,” said Sara services. living centers program to facilitate interaction “It’s been positive in Spiegel, graduate assistant for “Students are afraid to get to said John Capodilupo, assistant connecting the faculty with Swanson and Stafford living know the professor,” Spiegel professor of the school of bio students,” Beachnau said. centers. said. ------ff medical and health sciences. Sara and her staff members are For The Love Of Education Josh’s first smoke Benjamin R. Muck

1 look out at the room. They ’re not listening, I feel like I’m going to lose it soon. I want to yell. In their trap, I tripped and fell. Their heads jolted up. They knew I was going to erupt. Anger boiled inside. They never pay attention, whose fault is it? MINE. I failed to give it my all and try. I sat back and thought about what I truly lack. Motivation, Patience, Innovation. I had to hit bottom in order to open my eyes. The reasons I entered my profession was lost on me. The terrific teacher I hoped to be, is now something so blured, the dreams I can no longer see. WHAT AM I TO DO? Change everything from the way 1 teach, make a greater effort to influence every life I can reach, to the aspect I need to turn around the most: MY ATTITUDE.

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He She urges him to enter further into the room swims in a sea of computer chips and and invites him to sit down. As he does so, he paperwork. This is his life. His name is Joe, looks up and notice! large banner, which and he is not fulfilled. His world is tedious reads “Janis Joplin Impersonation Night”. The and precise. It is technical, like a form letter, woman sits down next to Joe and asks him his the only elements that vary being the date and name. He quickly outlines his statistics. the contents of his lunch. Joe needs something The woman is joined by two of her friends. - he needs a catalyst, and he needs it now. Her friends are also Janis Joplin. These Joe will take a trip. The trip will not be like women are friendly - very friendly. They say his life - it will be spontaneous, entertaining, things like “come on, take another little piece and fresh. It will include a six-hour flight of my heart now baby” . Joe is, again, from his hometown of Atlanta, Georgia. He confused. He does not know what, exactly, the will fly on Northwest Airlines, and will arrive women want. His computer chips have never to his destination an hour late; he is aware that asked him to take a piece of their heart. Northwest Airlines is known for this type of Joe remains seated as the Janis Joplin's delay, the informed consumer that he is. smoke their Marlboro Reds. They give him His destination is Las Vegas, Nevada. Since drinks. He normally does not drink, but he is he has never been on trips other than those for on vacation. He drinks a blue drink, a green business, this is a new experience. Joe loosens drink, a red drink, and a pink drink. He his tie at the airport as a gust of relaxation repeats this process. Joe feels fuzzy. He feels sweeps over him. He briefly considers happy and euphoric. removing the tie. He does not remove the tie. The Janis Joplin's ask Joe where his room is. Joe has reserved a room at the Radisson He cannot remember. They find his room key Hotel. The computer chip industry has paid and see that it is on the seventeenth floor of him well, so he can afford this room. He the Radisson Hotel. They decide that it is time checks in and takes the elevator to the to go to bed. The Janis Joplin's walk him back Beyond the Burbs seventeenth floor. Taking stock of the room, to the hotel, over to the elevator, and push the he notes a pen, stationery, and the Gideon button for the seventeenth floor. MICHELLE FROM Bible. His suitcase is then unpacked, its They enter his room, and find that there is a contents placed in drawers and on hangers in massive king-sized bed. Joe informs them that Beautiful concrete the closet. there is good money in computer chips. The hits hard Riding the elevator back down to the ground Janis Joplin's were not aware of this. They Eyes takes note of level, Joe leaves the Radisson Hotel and walks prepare him for bed, leaving him in only his forgotten tracks out onto the street. Strange people surround white briefs. They figured him to be a brief sky line. him. He is handed pamphlets containing man. The Janis Joplin's afto get into bed, I'm home again pictures of naked men and women. These feather boas and all, and they all fall asleep. I Pigeons swarm pamphlets also have phone numbers in them. Joe awakens the next morning. He is those beating drums He finds the nearest trash receptacle and wearing only his white brief underwear. He the homeless one's deposits them there. Joe is on vacation, but he does not remember much about the previous reach out with hallow is not that kind of man. evening. He doesn’t remember how many stares He proceeds down the street, passing by drinks he had. Looking over next to his head, can’t sit, street performers. One street performer is a Joe sees a bright pink feather lying on the don't close your man standing on a box. This man moves only pillow. He then remembers the Janis Joplin's. eyes here when music plays from his small stereo, He also remembers that it is tiffte for him to * Metal pierces the shifting around like a robot. Joe gives him one go- billows above dollar, and then proceeds into the nearest Joe gets up, showers, re-packs his suitcase, fast paces dart casino. makes his bed, and places the bright pink around horns and Lights flash everywhere and screams of feather in his wallet. He takes a taxi to the country music excitement fill the casino. Joe approaches the airport, and boards a planq for the six-hour his turban, cash window, places a perfectly crisp $20 bill flight home. blocks the art work on the countertop and receives an equal On the flight back, he reflects upon his time . I melt back into my amount of money in chips. Roulette and in Las Vegas. He thinks of the Janis Joplin’s, seat blackjack seem too risky, so he heads for the and how wild he was for that one night. He too much walking slot machine, deposits the proper number of returns to his job and to hii computer chips. for these feet chips into the machine, and pulls the lever. He His face returns t6 a loolc 6f happiness mixed even now loses his chips, but repeats this process until with boredom. It's quiet here all the chips are gone. He is disappointed. It But somehow, with th&t bright pihk feather is time for a break. resting in his wailet, the fa£k of happiness on Wandering around aimlessly, Joe stumbles his face is no longer quite as forced.

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The long leaves of the com stalks Deep in the Back of My Mind cut into my bare arms and legs as I push DOUG D. JOHNSON was to join the animals that scurried without a choice, until there was farther into the sea of green. I begin to bleed. around gathering for a long w inter. nothing left for them to do but turn Andrea approached me one day and black and decompose. Blood runs from a thousand little cuts, Deep in the back of my mind, there decided to dump her relationship Andrea approached, obviously is a story I rarely pull out. A story problems on me. She did all the distraught. This time her eyes were trickling down my arms and legs, extracted from a simple photograph I talking, 1 simply analyzed. unblinkingly large and focused soaking my clothes and mixing with the dust. faithfully carry in my wallet. The She whined, “I feel like I have lost downward, as if staring at an I’m in pain. picture, like the story, has remained a part of myself every time I’m with unbelievable truth only visible to her. hidden out of fear of what others my boyfriend” Her lips and hands shook, but her might think. 1 stare at the wallet I thought: What an open and eyes remained frozen. The tears from my eyes pouring down my face sized professional photograph of a honest view. In a soft trembling voice, her tight provide little relief from the unbearable pain significantly nameless baby girl. I She whined, "But, if I am not with lips opened to reveal the words, “I that I must bear to shed the past and remember the person who gave me him, who am I?” think I’m pregnant.” be reborn into the future. I am too weak. that photograph. Her name was I thought: You are so fragile in I immediately and dramatically Andrea. She was a young girl, a stature and emotions. questioned, “Are you sure? ” superficial friend, and a high school She whined, “He’s a grade a head She eventually answered yes. This Lying in the dust of a cornfield in blood, classmate. of me, so all my friends are seniors, time, I could not simply be a sound sweat, tears, pain, and the memories Andrea: A girl, one of several I so that's cool, so I really don't want wall. Andrea’s eyes focused on mine I've created for myself, 1 am slowly fading away. shared an emotional connection to. to dump him.” looking for a reaction. A friend, one faced with an important I thought: 1 am a junior just like I questioned with a nervous laugh, decision you, why are you talking to me? “You're not going to keep it are A classmate, one 1 am forced to see She whined. “So what should I do?” you? ” She paused, only for a everyday. How could I respond? What social moment, as though Andrea wanted to A girl, overwhelmed with fear and remedy could I provide? I am not a carefully analyze each step of oral terror. doctor. My response? Well, without comprehension. Her breathing A friend, looking for an answer. any words of comfort or reassurance quickly halted. Slowly, it became A classmate, one I cannot run away of better times, I simply established fast and short. Inhaled and exhaled. from. myself as a sound wall and removed In and out. Louder and louder. More It all started in the simplicity of myself from the awkward position. and more rapid. The ticking time everyday conversation. It turned The snow fell softly one silent bomb was ready to deploy. fiercely intensive, however, one afternoon, as autumn became winter. 3...2...1... October afternoon. One by one the leaves of multiple She screamed, “You insensitive I remember looking outside and hues separated themselves and fell to bastard, how can you say such a observing beautiful scenes of autumn the ground. No one seemed to notice thing?” leaves. One by one. the surrounding the fallen leaves, as they were landscapes altered and became stepped on and pushed aside. The PLEASE SEE DEEP, 9 barren. Without realizing it, I too leaves laid in darkness, detached ADAM BIRD

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Slowly, my hands modeled Stand Still and Stare IB A girl, filled with “A child of innocence my trembling lips as the image of Stare into Summer Air L a child of the light the child disappeared in my foggy overwhelming problems And Store the Warmth ahead of her time. A child of hope mist. A friend, filled with a child of the human The rain quietly That’s Sailing there hand emotional turmoil. appeared, as the clouds So Sitting in their Small A classmate, one I am forced to A child of laughter covered the warm sun. see everyday. and love? A brief halting and Spaces Now, an enemy whose hatred hopes and dreams? haunting silence In Sponges, Seats and Sills Not a child of mine— immediately turned to level was boosted by my The cold of winter they intervention. so 1 will never violent rage as lightning Her fragments of shrapnel were know...” flashed and lit the can bare relentless, leaving me no room to Once again my whole landscape. For eyes led me to the only a brief moment, With memories to here interject. from there She cried, “Am I not good small professional one could see enough to have a child?” portrait of a everything as thunder I thought: What have 1 done? significantly rolled across the dark She cried, “Don’t you think I can nameless girl. The child pictured and depressing sky. handle a child?” seemed to be a life resident of only Morning broke and the storm I thought: You ’re a child a single year. In the photo, the ended. The mud puddles dried and yourself. baby curiously and fearfully stares regained its top thick layer. The She cried, “Who are you to stop at a light that shines upon her. I small dim sun eventually rose to me?” unblinkingly locked on this little reveal its radiant glow. Heard of it? I thought: 1 am not a doctor. girl’s terrifying eyes. They are Soon, the autumn leaves will She cried, “I love him!” blue, like the purest ocean. My fall, as they all must do. Nature Seems to hold lots of promise 1 thought, I have no social eyes are not pure. does not stop to mourn the passing for curing diseases. remedy. Terrifyingly, 1 drowned in my of detacheo leaves, She cried, ocean of confusion. I told her to and neither will I. Still, I am left “He didn’t rape me!” get rid of a life. A child does not with a simple picture as a reminder 1 thought: Your innocence has If you are 6 foot 4 inches tall, 230 muscular lbs, hit a been raped. exist. Who was to blame? 1 am of these thousand words! She cried, “He will help me!” not a doctor, yet 1 prescribed my A child of The Divine Light. golf ball 500 yards, with an IQ of 180, can sing, and I thought Then social remedy. Why did I Surrounded by my human chew, and play Beethoven with your feet, and go with why are you darkness. talking to me? intervene? I received her feelings girls that do - Chances are you are a product of it. 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SCHOOL SPECIALI "Of Stem Cell Research and Pandora'sBox" In the cold winter months that naval piercings followed, one could not help but Wednesday, 7:30 pm, November 28, desperately seek warmth in kirkhot, Cabins ABC, 2nd Floor another, or in oneself. There must $25 Sponsored bv the Grace Life People be some reassurance in tightly PH:6 16-457-7546 with this adl clutching oneself in an indrawn and insecure fetal position. I approached Andrea as she laid curled, shaken and scared. Her fists were desperately clutched, and her arms were tightly folded over her abdomen. Her grip was tight, and defensive. Andrea could no longer hold on to anything. Everything in life overwhelmed her. Andrea: No longer a classmate, she dropped out. No longer pregnant, she had an abortion. ARE YOU ALERT? No longer with her boyfriend, he found another girl. No longer a friend, she was beyond reason or sanity. No longer a girl, but a battle scarred mute, mumbling and Those who stumbling her way through life. 1 felt obligated to console her. Chaotic emotions overwhelmingly filled Andrea with hatred and abstain from regret. The counseling sessions resumed, as we both settled for a long winter slumber. Our thoughts like daggers penetrated each other- drinking are 10 tearing away at all that was pure and innocent. “It’s finished,” Andrea eventually remarked. “What’s times less likely finished?” I immediately responded. With loud, repetitive breaths and a slow, low voice, she answered. "Everything...everything.” Soon, than binge there was nothing left but the empty stares of soulless wanderers. As spring arrived, our drinkers to wanderings lead us to different paths. No longer did 1 allow her to consume me and bring me to her depths. damage The warm month of May arrived and pushed the melted winter snow beneath the dirt. It would have been awkward to see snow property. still linger in spring. After a bitter, cold winter, spring renewed its presence. Patches of green grass Remember: 2 out of 3 GVSU students drink 3 or fewer alcoholic beverages per occasion; became large fields of flourishing foliage. From a distance, one And 1 out of 4 do not drink at all! could not notice the dirt covered by the large stretched vines. AJLcohol Education. Research, and Training (ALERT) Soon, my mailbox was filled with We got the stats from YOU! best wishes upon my graduation. One of the letters, however, did (616)895-2537 [email protected] not contain words of encouragement, nor was it filled Sponsored by ALERT labs and the Lanthom with money. I carefully opened and unfolded the letter that revealed a short, typed, My shadow Tides and Dunes SCOTT SZABO GVL Errata Volume 36, Number 14 see the tides i will fall Page 10: “GVSU student’s movie...” The name as they rise John Philbin is supposed to read Joe McCargar and bearing gifts the name George Reilly is supposed to read Jordan mists and breezes Reilly. to the skies celestial movement based on the sun and the moon change with time the magic of moving sand dunes Volume 36 Number 15 The Grand Valley Lanthorn is published weekly by Grand Valley State University students 35 times a year. One copy of this newspaper is available free of charge to any member of the Grand Valley Community. FOOTBALL For additional copies, please contact our business offices. continued from page 1 EDITORIAL STAFF ADVERTISING STAFF his first pass for 36 yards to wide Editor in Chief Advertising Manager receiver David Kircus. WENDI HAILEY KRISTY PRIBANIC Wojciechowski gained Managing Editors Assistant Advertising Manager ADAM BIRD REBECCA BOCKLUND confidence as the game went on, MELISSA DEMBNY Advertising Designer a couple times in the late third News Editor ROB O BRIEN and fourth quarter he eluded RACHEL IZZO Ad Reps would be tacklers and slipped Laker Life Editor MIKE NEVILLE ahead for short gains instead of ANGIE WOODKE Sports Editor losses. KEN WISNIEWSKI BUSINESS STAFF “I have a great deal of A&E Editor Business Manager confidence in Todd AJ SMUDER EMILY BARANOWSKI Wojciechowski. He doesn’t have Downtown Editor Distribution Manager to win the game on his own. He’s SUSAN KILLEWALD AARON DEKUIPER UAH JONES CopyEditor Distribution Assistant got great weapons around him JOHN WALSH SCOTT KOSTEN and a tremendous offensive line,” Photography Editor Office Receptionists said Coach Kelly of his new field ran N E mi A R Lanthorn is looking ABBEY HETTMANSPERGER SUSAN BANSLEY general. 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