WEATHER INSIDE TODAY: partly sunny NEWS 3 30% chance of rain FOCUS 17 M0C8OS Low:60s STYLE 20 OPINION 24 FRIDAY: partly doudy SPORTS 27 with scattered showers HUMOR 34 M0i:8Oa Low:60s JAMESBreeze MADISON UNIVERSITY CLASSIFIEDS 39 THURSDAY September 2,1993 VOL 71, NO. 2 Future of Freshman Seminar still unclear

folks who were doing the liberal by Drew vanEsselstyn The Liberal Studies English. Faculty and student forums Committee detailed the report in Frederick was a member of the will be set up in the coming studies program," she said. news editor its meeting Wednesday, and five-person committee that weeks, and the committee set a The liberal studies program is The Freshman Seminar decided to accept faculty and helped in the creation of the deadline of Sept. 29 for reporting a part of the College of Letters program, once labeled the student responses in finalizing its original freshman seminar on the results of the forums. and Sciences, while the Madison cornerstone of JMU's broad- version of the proposal. program. "It opens the responsibility to Institute had been completely based liberal education, may The proposal listed But Frederick said that the the students," Student separate. rebuild itself from the ground up. alternatives to the present lack of faculty support is Government Association The Madison Institute was The program will experience program and addressed the "destroying the concept of the President Josh Pringle said. "If scheduled to be put on university in-depth analysis and possible complaints of under-staffing and seminar. It changes it drastically they're interested, and it's funding for the 1993-94 change, according to a proposal poor assessment ratings. to the point that I don't think you important enough to them, they'll academic year, but the by the First-Year Seminar To decrease staffing needs, the can call it a seminar any longer come. I think liberal studies, and administration decided to allow Revision Committee issued last proposal calls for an increase in — it's a hybrid. especially freshman seminar, is the institute to be absorbed by May. the average class size, but also "I think what my problem with an important enough problem." other departments. The ad hoc committee, set up allows for smaller, seminar-type the seminar is, is that either it The Freshman Seminar began The money that would have by Vice President of Academic meetings. should be supported fully in the its changes last April when its been allocated to the Madison Affairs Bethany Oberst, looked at But some faculty believe the way it was intended or sponsorship was transferred from Institute was then redistributed to the seminar's under-staffing and changes may not save the disbanded. I don't like these kind the Madison Institute to the promote interdisciplinary low assessment ratings. seminar. of compromises," she said. College of Letters and Sciences. programs in the natural sciences. "We were having problems "One of the salient points But Dr. Jack Armistead, Oberst said the decision to The State Council of Higher staffing [freshman seminar], — when the seminar was developed chairman of the Liberal Studies move the program was an Education for Virginia had assessment reports were telling was that it would be a shared Committee and Dean of the administrative one. previously supported the us that we weren't achieving our experience . . . that it would be College of Letters and Sciences, "It occurred to me that we Madison Institute, which was goals — and I wondered whether the one course that all freshmen said that he felt the changes could do a better job if the faculty established to promote the the course was still really the would take before they went into needed to be proposed in order to who were involved in studying integration of interdisciplinary cornerstone of the liberal studies their separate disciplines," said maintain some type of seminar the seminar and implementing elements into academic program," Oberst said. Dr. Joan Frederick, professor of program. the seminar were joined with the programs. Building plans continue across campus '94-96 budget

by Ed Gray The $8.1 million structure, under organizations, including the Student construction since January 1992, was Government Association, the University may mean big staffwriter cleared for full occupancy by the fire Program Board and the Center for Off- This year JMU will be finishing, marshal last week, Mitchell said. Campus Living. cuts for JMU continuing and starting several building "The campus center at JMU is really a Also, Mitchell said, Taylor Hall will projects around campus. combination of Warren Hall, Taylor Hall, have access to the field outside of Hillside The state has asked JMU to Phillips Hall, formerly the Phillips Center, residence hall. prepare two budgets for the 1994-96 Campus center addition completed and Grafton-Stovall Theatre," Mitchell "It's almost like another Quad, except biennium — one assuming a 10 Construction on Taylor Hall, the new said. there are no classes there," Mitchell said. percent cut another allowing for a 15 addition to Warren Campus Center, was Taylor Hall holds an expanded game "The field will be a great place for groups percent cut across the board. completed on schedule, according to room with more billiard tables, a video to have picnics and recreational All state agencies were told to director of student activities Randy arcade, meeting rooms, a larger post office activities." make budgets for these possible cuts Mitchell. and office space for 14 campus Commuter students have a new lounge by Sept. 20. near the expanded game room on the first The possible changes will not floor of Taylor Hall. affect the 1993-94 budget. "You've got commuter students here, Last week, Va. Governor L. Hillside people, and students from the Douglas Wilder announced a Village all converging on this one spot," projected stale budget shortfall of Mitchell said, adding that the game room $500 million, and told state agencies has done much better business than the old to prepare for cuts. one on the third floor of the campus center According to the Sept. 1 issue of did. The Daily News-Record, for JMU "We arc planning a lot more activities this means a $2.9 million or a $4.3 with the new game room such as million cut from the $29.7 million it tournaments every week and trick shot received from the stale last year. competitions," Mitchell said. But these proposals are still only According to Mitchell, the newly- speculation. created office space in Taylor Hall was "This is not out of the blue . . . planned so that groups like the historically we've been hearing about possible black fraternities and sororities would budget cuts for about six months have places to meet. now," JMU Budget Director Terry Mitchell said there are a number of Knight said. minor things which still need to be done in Director of Media Relations Fred the building, such as cleaning and Hilton was surprised at the size of equipment installation. The new building is named for Dr. JOSHUA SEELY BUDGET page 2 Renovation of Carrier Library is expected to cost $4.2 million. BUILDING page 2 • - ■ ' • • ' ' • vvvvw.i 2 THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 2. 1993 Budget. continued from page 1 possible cuts. recognition that agencies of "The size of it, the magnitude higher education have been cut of the possible cuts is what enough." surprises me . .. since 85 percent The chances of tuition being of the budget is personnel . . . increased drastically are slim there's no way to take it all out because of Wilder's hope that of operations," he said. Virginia can keep those numbers According to The Daily News- down. Rose said. Record, state Secretary of "Some portion of any budget Education Karen Pctcrscn said cuts that will be made will these numbers arc only tentative. include some raise in tuition . . . "If . . . wc can't find targeted but not a major, substantial programs to cut, then wc do have raise," he said. to look at agency cuts of this According to Knight, the magnitude. I hope that wc find money that has already been ways to do the other things first, appropriated by the state to pay but I don't know ... at this point for personnel raises in December wc do not know higher will not be included in this education's share of the S500 budget. million," she said. That money comes through Despite JMU Senior Vice separate channels. President Linwood Rose's There arc, however, no plans optimism that these cuts will for salary increases from 1994- never come into effect, he said 96. all proposed budget cuts will be Knight said questions about carefully researched and where the proposed cuts will weighed. come from, and whether or not "I am optimistic .. . that since JMU will be expected to make MIKE HEFFNER all agencies have been asked to these large cuts in 1994 are Christy Smith and Dwayne Nitz perform in Tennesee Williams' "Orpheus Descending." See premature. do this, they will not make equal Style on page 20 for a preview of the first show in Theatre II this fall. cuts across the board," Rose said. "I don't even want to "I hope there will be some speculate," she said. Building continued from page 1 there is not as much seating the the library and an expanded media resources lab in would alleviate the excessive crowded as last year," she said, acknowledging that the basement. conditions in some residence halls. there has been a shortage of seating in the Also, the law library, currently on the "With all the overcrowding now, James Taylor, a former rector on the library for some time. second floor, will be moved down a floor Board of Visitors and the first African- opening Wamplcr Hall would help a great To keep students abreast of the into a slightly larger area. Miller said deal," McConnel said. American rector on the Board. He is also changes, the library staff has placed a there arc tentative plans to put a copy the first African-American to have a daily flip chart just inside the main center in the basement. Recreation complex still in early building on campus named for him. entrance. The chart tells what areas in the 'The fall semester will be the toughest stages Expansion of library begins building are being worked on in a given to endure," Miller said. "Every few weeks, The proposed $18 million recreational day. we should sec the completion of a new The renovation of Carrier Library will facility slated to be built near the Miller said that through the middle of area." Convocation field and biology village is cost S4.2 million and have more space and October, only a small amount of work new features once construction is New residence hall construction still being planned, according to James will be done inside the building. From Auckland, JMU's director of facilities complete in August 1994. then on, crews will be inside the existing delayed Deputy university librarian Barbara management operations. library and noise may be bothersome. The new Blucstone residence hall is "We have assigned a contract for a Miller said the state has approved the "Since the work begins early in the still under construction on the Quad. building contract, and work began in late company to do the site work," Auckland morning and is done by 3:30 in the Director of Residence Life Jim said. July. afternoon, it shouldn't affect anyone who McConnel said the scheduled completion "Demolition has already begun on the "Another contract has yet to be awarded wishes to study on the evenings or date of Wamplcr Hall is December 15. for the actual construction of the building," Miller said. "The first thing weekends," Miller said. "Ideally, Wampler would have been crews did was to knock out any walls they building." When completed, the new third floor open this fall," McConnel said. Site work involves clearing out an area could." will be used primarily for study. There arc However, it is not ready to open now Also, crews have erected protective and moving earth in preparation for actual several group study rooms planned, and because of "location and configuration construction of a building. wooden canopies around the building to the floor will have several double-level changes" in the planning stages, he said. protect passers-by from possible falling Auckland said that classes were study carrels on it. The double carrels The S5.2 million, 156-bcd residence supposed to be held in the new CISAT materials. have a bottom level and stairs leading up hall is named for a former rector of the The canopies will remain in place building this fall, but since it was not to another seating area above. Board of Visitors and will be the only air- ready, they arc being held in the biology throughout the construction period. Other highlights of the new library will conditioned dorm on the Quad. The hall Miller said the construction has caused village trailers. be an addition of about three times as will feature a computer lab and a large The trailers will not be moved until late several changes in the library. many CD-ROM terminals, a centralized, meeting room on the main floor. "The main thing everyone will notice is fall and the site work will not begin unul second-floor location for all periodicals McConnel admitted Wampler Hall then.

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Harrisonburjr, Virginia 22807 For advertising call 568-6596 For editorial offices call 568-6127 Comments and complaints should be addressed to Heather O'Neil editor. THE BREEZE Thursday. SeDt. 2. 1993 3 News Railway walking leads to misdemeanors, fines New state law prohibits trespassing on railroad tracks at any time The previous statute charged a person by Cyndy Liedtke when they were on a track within 100 staff writer yards of an approaching train. The charge Walking on train tracks can now be was very difficult to enforce and prove, hazardous to your police record. Wingo said. A new Virginia law, which went into Wingo added that many of those who effect July 1, states that walking on train do trespass on railroad tracks arc drunk, tracks is a misdemeanor punishable by a which makes the situation very fine of up to $250 for the first offense. dangerous. Multiple offenses could lead to a year in Trains come through the JMU campus jail. twice a day. According to Chesapeake The law came as a result of problems Western Railway, trains can travel at a many small railroad companies were maximum speed of 15 mph through having with people trespassing on tracks campus, but usually move about 10 mph. and bridges, according to Bruce Wingo, However the speed of the train is the chairman of Virginia's Operation least important factor in how quickly a Lifesaver, a group that works for safely train can stop when it sees someone, around railroads. Wingo said. The length of the train and "We, all the railroad companies, are the weight of the cargo are more having problems with people on the important factors. tracks," Wingo said. It can take up to one and a half miles "Some lie down and fall asleep, often for a train to stop depending on these intoxicated, and unfortunately don't wake factors, Wingo said. up again," he said. Lieutenant Sergeant Bill Hughes of the On August 26, a Charlottesville woman Southern Railroad Police said that a was struck and killed by a train in Augusta student died recently at Emory and Henry County after she had apparendy laid down College in southwestern Virginia while on the tracks. crossing the train tracks. Robert Finkelstein, chief of the systems Another student at North Carolina State support division of the Federal Railroad University lost a foot while trying to catch Administration, said that deaths and a ride on a train, Hughes said. accidents have dramatically decreased in Hughes was not aware of any recent every area except among pedestrians at problems of students walking the tracks at grade crossings. JMU, but did know of a lime when a There were three pedestrian trespassing student crawled under a train while il was BETSY RICHIE slopped in order to cross the tracks. deaths on railroad property in Virginia Students like freshman Shannon Lanley will have to find an alternate way to get from January to May 1993. There were 12 JMU Director of Public Safety Alan fatalities in 1992. Nationwide, there were MacNutt said there have been problems through campus. A new Virginia law states that walking on railroad tracks is 172 deaths through May of 1993 and 533 considered a misdemeanor and could result in as much as a $250 fine. After in 1992. Finkelstein said TRAIN page 13 getting fined, repeat offenders may be sentenced to a year in prison. Marketing group wins Gravel Pit mounds high dollars top national medal with commuters' frustrations collected in parking fines, which Bureau, and the City of by Janet Driscoll Harrisonburg owns an easement by Matt Foster David Holloway said. totaled over $191,000 in 1991- staff writer 92. of 100 feet by 125 onto the lot. contributing writer The team also consisted of '93 graduates Suzy Lahey and With only an estimated 750 "Y-lot is most valued for The gravel lot poses several problems for the Buildings and JMU trio wins the gold. Robyn Sands. The group also commuter parking spaces and where it's located," Straub said. placed first in the regional 6,000 commuter students to fill The university has investigated Grounds crew at JMU. Because A team of three JMU the lot is filled with gravel, the marketing students won the MAX1 contest sponsored by those spaces, commuter parking purchasing nearby land, but there the Direct Marketing continues to be a challenge for heavy usage often creates Gold Echo award for Y Lot Info potholes. developing a new marketing Association of Washington. the administration and commuter • of Parting Spacos: 280 Straub said, "I'm very campaign for American The team will receive an all- students at JMU. expense paid trip to Toronto, There arc three commuter lots fMcO Of IHH sensitive to the fact it's dusty and Express last May. (PorYoor): $20,000 gel's a pothole every time or Canada this October where on campus including Y-lot and a VoarsJMUhaa JMU won the gold over 220 Lnud Lot two." But she said that paving the other campaigns entered from they are scheduled to receive gravel lot behind Anthony-Secgcr the Gold Echo trophy. Hall on Grace Street. lot had only been discussed 53 colleges and universities in informally. the 1993 national competition Each team was judged by Y-lot provides an estimated representatives of the Direct 260 spaces, making it the second JMU is expected to maintain sponsored by American the lot during the term of the Express Travel Related Marketing Educational largest commuter lot on campus. Foundation on criteria that But many commuter students year-long lease. Services. Cecil Wright, executive vice American Express now has included creative strategy, have complaints about the gravel quality of presentation, lot, which is often overcrowded president of Rockingham the right to use their campaign Cooperative Farm Bureau, said for its marketing strategy. marketing strategy, media plan and occasionally floods during and budget efficiency. large storms. the lot formerly was used for "The three of us didn't employee parking. The farm know each other very well The assignment for the According to JMU Assistant student teams was to develop a Administrative Vice President bureau has not offered to sell the when we entered the contest as lot "because (the farm bureau] a group, but that didn't stop us direct marketing campaign for Suzanne Straub, JMU has been isn't anyone willing to sell land the American Express Card. leasing this lot for $20,000 per in the Main Street area. felt that we still had possible from entering with the belief need for the long term." that we could win the The objective was to find year for almost 20 years. The The lot is owned by competition," 1993 graduate ECHO page 13 lease is paid for with money Rockingham Cooperative Farm PARKING page 13 4 THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 2. 1993

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North may run for U.S. Senate In an interview Monday, Oliver L. North said he does not plan to talk about his involvement in the arms-for-hostages trade if or when he campaigns for the ■ Republican nomination for the U.S. Senate in Virginia next year. "I think most people accept the fact that this issue is behind us," North said during a two-hour session at his Northern Virginia office. "It's certainly behind me." While playing down the political significance of his Iran-Contra problems, North suggested that a series of personal and political problems that have plagued Democratic Sen. Charles S. Robb will be an issue.

Investors snap up Snapple TARADELANEY stock NEW YORK — Those Wall Street Arabs and Israelis moving quickly toward peace enthusiasts who aren't at the beach JERUSALEM — The last of the "no, on the Middle East map. tentative and could be reversed; the drinking Snapple this week are at their never" lines of the Arab-Israeli conflict The Palestinians not only are accepting second is not to underestimate the desks buying its stock. Rarely has the are rapidly disappearing as an outline for Israel's existence and its legitimacy but profound character of these market become so dizzy from the effects peace emerges dramatically in the Middle are also discussing ways to cooperate as developments," said a veteran Western of a beverage without a drop of alcohol. East. they move toward self-government and diplomat who has followed the Snapple Beverage Corp. of Valley Israel and the Palestine Liberation what most observers are now confident negotiations closely. Stream, N.Y. closed on the Nasdaq stock Organization, after 29 years of hostility, will be independence. "We are dealing with very tough, very exchange at $57.25 Tuesday, up $2.50 in a are dealing directly and fruitfully with one And Israel's other Arab neighbors, difficult,' almost irreducible issues... surge that has the stock selling at 200 another, mutual recognition seems seeing the prospect of resolving the With those issues resolved, we will have times its 1992 earnings. probable within a week or two. Palestinian problem, the core issue in the created a new world in the Middle East." Revenue of $13.3 million in 1988 Israel is ready for the creation of a Middle East conflict, are seeking their Israeli strategists are even speaking of soared to more than $200 million in 1992, Palestinian homeland, acknowledging the own deals with the Jewish state for the country's Arab neighbors as virtual and the company's previous struggles to Palestinian right of self-determination and creating more peaceful relations. "buffers" against attacks by more radical persuade retailers to put its bottles on their reversing its own nationalist claims on the "With such a rush of changes, one must states, notably Iran, Iraq and Libya. shelves appear to have borne fruit. West Bank and Gaza Strip. In time, it remember two things. The first is to — LA. Times/Washington Post news 6 THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 2. 1993

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>ssing fevon Lane, >nburg, VA 22801 432-1001 !e Hours: 9-5 Monday - Friday Equal Housing Opponunty WiViffl THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 2. 1993 7 Campus News lnfo*mation session to be held on pursuing a career ip law a.'F5ia A prc-law information meeting will be held Monday, Sept. 6, at 7 p.m. and again on Tuesday, Sept 7, at 7 p.m. POLICE LOG Information will be given about pursuing a career in law Two juveniles reportedly were seen fleeing the building before and about law schools. For more information, call Mary by Jonathan Rhudy Ghck at x6262. police reporter the damage was discovered. A youth basketball camp was using Black Student Alliance to hold first the budding at the time. meeting of the semester Campus police report the blowing : • Six lamps and lenses reportedly were broken on the The Black Student Alliance will hold their first general Convocation jogging trail near Days Inn between 5 p.m. Aug. 2 and body meeting of the semester on Monday, Sept 6, at 7 Sexual Assault 3 p.m. Aug. 3. p.m. in the Warren Campus Center, rm. A404. For more • Non-student Loranzo Jennings, 34, ol Harrisonburg was information, call Vena Maloney at 433-8575. • A light pole reportedly was damaged on the Convocation jogging arrested July 22 at his residence and charged with abduction with trail near Days Inn at 3:20 p.m. Aug. 12. Pre-Law Society to hold elections intent to defile and sodomy. The light pole reportedly was previously damaged and repaired. JMU's Pre-Law Society will hold elections for new Jennings' arrest stemmed from an incident in which a male officers on Monday, Sept. 6 from 3 p.m. - 4 p.m. For • Entrance lights to the Arboretum reportedly were broken more information, call Michael Gottlieb at 433-7582. juvenile basketball camp attendee reported being sexually between 5 p.m Aug. 26 and 12:26 am. Aug. 27. assaulted at JMU on the east side ol Interstate 81 at 10:08 p.m. • The window of a hall director's apartment in Shorts Hall July 21. reportedly was broken at 11:34 p.m. Aug. 28.

iLlffll, !V.LJJ Weapons Violation • A hunting knife with a four and a half-inch blade was recovered — Destruction of Private Property r w ~ from a student's room during a room check in Hilside Hall at 5:52 • The convertible top of a 1979 MGB reportedly was ripped at 5:05 p.m. Aug. 25. p.m. Aug. 11 in B-Lot. file^f-*"— ""/^ ^| Nothing was stolen from the vehicle. Damage is estimated at mm Possession of Marijuana $200. • A student was arrested and criminally charged with being drunk NEWSFILE in public and judicially charged with possession of marijuana at the Graffiti intersection of Bkiestone Drive and Port Repubic at 1:40 am. Aug. • Unidentified individuals reportedly defaced the front patio on the SGA Booksale to begin next week 28. The Student Government Association will hold then- west skle of VVllson Hall with chalk between 8 p.m. Aug. 22 and 6:30 fall semester book sale on Monday, Sept 6 and Tuesday, • Student John M. WKams. 20, of McMurray, PA, was arrested am. Aug. 23. Sept 7 from 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. in the Philips Center and criminally charged with being drunk in public and possession of Ballroom. Books should be dropped off on Thursday, marijuana near Anthony-Seeger Hal on Main Street at 3:10 a.m. Sept 2 and Friday, Sept 3 from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Fire Department Call Aug. 29. • The Harrisonburg Fire Department responded to a call at the Center for Service-Learning to hold session Telecommunications Center in Wilson Hall at 10:07 am. July 12 on community service Destruction of Public Property after university employees became sick from inhaling chemical The Center for Service-Learning will hold sessions on • An exterior window reportedly was broken at the Kappa Sigma Wednesday, Sept 8 and Thursday, Sept 9 at 5:30 p.m. fumes emerging from storm drains. and 7 p.m. in the Anthony-Scegar Auditorium. fraternity house at 7:30 p.m. Jury 9. A safety engineer installed traps in the storm drains with an inert Information will be available on how to become involved The damage was estimated at $75. liquid to contain the fumes. in the community through service opportunities. • A glass door reportedly was kicked and damaged in Godwin

New JMU organization to promote healthy Had between 10 am. and 10:42 am. July 20. POLICELOG page 9 lifestyles to hold first meeting A new JMU organization called "Natural Highs" will hold its first meeting on Monday, Sept 6, in Taylor Hall, rm. 309. The purpose of this organization is to provide alternative activities to students to help them develop healthier lifestyles. For more information call Randy Haveson at x6554. JMU director is appointed deputy secretary of education for Virginia John B. Noftsinger, Jr., director of continuing • "Outdoor Reggae Fest," Godwin Field, 5 p.m. • Black Student Alliance party, P.C. Ballroom, education and external programs at JMU, has been Featuring music by "Black Sheep" and "Awareness 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Admission is $3. appointed deputy secretary of education for Virginia by Art Ensemble." Admission is free. Sponsored by the • "Music on the Hill," the commons, 12 p.m. -1 p.m. Gov. L. Douglas Wilder on Aug. 16. He will serve in this UPB. Sponsored by the UPB. position until January 1994. Noftsinger has been at JMU since 1989. Dr. Charles • "Groundhog Day," Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. • "Sommersby," Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. and and 9:30 p.m. Admission is free. Sponsored by the W. Curry, director of the general studies program, will 9:30 p.m. Admission is free. Sponsored by the UPB. assume Noftsinger's responsibilities until he returns from UPB. • SGA Booksale drop-off, PC Ballroom, 9 a.m.-4 his appointment. • SGA Booksale drop-off, PC Ballroom, 9 am. - p.m. Shakespeare to be performed in the 4 p.m. Arboretum The Shenandoah Shakespeare Express will be Saturday pcrforming"A Midsummer Night's Dream" on Sunday, Sunday Sept. 12 at 5:30 p.m. in the Arboretum. Chairs will be provided, but blanket space is available. Audience • Co-Rec Volleyball Tournament, Godwin Hall gym, • "Way Down East," Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7:30 members are welcome to bring food. Parking will be 10:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Sign-ups are 10:30 am. -11:00 p.m. Admission is free. Sponsored by the UPB. available on University Boulevard. In case of rain, the am. All skill levels. show will be held in the Shenandoah Room of Chandler Hall. Tickets are $5 and will be available at the • "Groundhog Day," Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. performance. For more information, call 434-3366. and 9:30 p.m. Admission is free. Sponsored by the UPB. JMU's Planetarium is closed until further notice John C. Wells Planetarium at JMU will be closed until further jffice^due jothe Ulngss of the director. A • THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 2, 1993

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According to police, the fumes came from chemical solvents which could claim the bike. The bike, which was reported stolen from DUI were being used on the root. Wayland Hal Aprl 28. was valued at $150. • Student Maura SpHlane, 22, of Oakton, was arrested and charged • The Harrisonburg Fire Department responded to a stove fire in with driving under the influence of alcohol on Bluestone Drive at 1 55 Hoffman Hal at 12:18 pjn. Jury 20. Suspicious Person a.m. Aug. 27. The fire was extinguished by the person using the stove. Grease in a • A homeless individual from Richmond reportedly was seen in A-lot • Student Shaun Griguts, 20, of Midlothian, was arrested and burner drip pan ignited the fire. There was no reported damage. at 3:55 p.m. July 20 and was escorted off campus and told not to charged with driving under the influence of alcohol at the intersection return. . of Port Republic Road and Bluestone Drive at 1:30 a.m. Aug. 29. Fire • An unidentified individual was reported looking into rear ground- Number of drunk in pubic charges since July 9:16 • A police officer reportedly extinguished a mulch fire near Godwin floor windows from the bushes of Shorts Hal at 11:07 p.m. Aug. 10. Hall and Bridgeforth Stadium at 2:39 p.m. Jury 29. The individual reportedly fled when observed and was gone when • A toaster reportedly caught fire in Gfebons Dining Had at 9:11 a.m. officers arrived. The suspect is described as a black male Got a news tip? Aug. 30. approximately 6T tall, wearing dark colored clothing. The fire was extinguished by dining hall employees. The The area was searched with negative results. Harrisonburg Fre Department cleared the smoke from the building. • Two unidentified white males were reported acting suspiciously Like to write? Do near the jogging trail at the Arboretum at 7:02 p.m. Aug. 25. Grand Larceny The two were in a blue pickup truck. One of the males had blond • An Advantage Showware Electronic Security Key was reported hair, wearing dark shorts and white T-shirt. you want to get stolen from a room in the Music Bulding between May 15 and July 12. The key is valued at $795. Unauthorized Entry/Use of a Computer some practical • A multi-colored wallet and its contents were reported stolen from • Police are investigating an unauthorized entry and use of a the gym area in Godwin Had at 8:30 p.m. July 13. computer in the Residence Life lake area office in Chandler Hall The wallet contained $25 cash, a driver's license and a credit card. between 5 p.m July 19 and 8 a.m. July 20. experience? Are • Several power and hand tools were reported stolen from the The air conditioning was reportedly left on and the office was left construction site at Wampler Hal at 6:49 a.m. Jury 24. unlocked. Police obtained some evidence by accessing the computer's • About $8,000 worth of equipment was reported stolen from a back-up memory. you looking for contractor's storage van near the athletic field house on Reservoir • Police are investigating an unauthorized entry and use of a Street between 4:30 p.m. Aug. 5 and 6:30 a.m. Aug. 6. computer in Sheldon Hal that occurred between 5 p.m. Aug. 26 and • A Sun Tour Rapid Fire mountain bike was reported stolen from the 7:30 am. Aug. 27. your niche at Hillside Hal bicycle rack between 1:30 a.m. and 9:50 a.m. Aug. 29. The bike reportedly was locked by the front quick-release wheel. Trespassing Notice Served JMU? If the The lock and the wheel were left attached to the rail. • Two juveniles reportedly were served trespass notices after they The 26" men's Wack21-speed bike is valued at $255. were observed peeping into windows of Garber and Ikenberry Hall at 10:14 p.m. Aug. 1. answer to one of[ Petty Larceny The halls were housing a high school girls' basketball camp. • The rear tire assembly and bar ends reportedly were stolen from a Officers stopped the two juveniles in their car while they were leaving Giant ATX-760 mountain bike at Zane Showker Hall between 4 p.m. the scene. these questions July 8 and 9 a.m. July 12. The parts are valued at $126. Trespassing • A bicycle tire, seat and mirror were reported stolen from Godwin • Two males were escorted off campus and warned not to return is yes, call Drew, Hall at 5:11p.m. July 21. after they were discovered sleeping at the Arboretum at 8:50 a.m. • Three softbal bats, a duffel bag and a desk lamp were reported Aug. 3. stolen from the first floor storage room in Godwin Hal between 12 p.m. The two were reportedly suffering from hangovers. Nicole, or Jury 21 and 1 p.m. July 29. • Non-student Dale F. Golladay, 39, of Harrisonburg, was arrested Many people reportedly were issued keys to the room. and charged with trespassing and being drunk in public in Theatre II at Jennifer at • Three pairs of black high-top Converse turf shoes and a gray sweat 7:15 p.m. Aug. 16. shirt were reported stolen from an unlocked locker in the football locker Golladay, who had previously been served a trespass notice, was room of Bridgeforth Stadium between 5 p.m. April 18 and 8 a.m. Aug. apprehended upon entering Theater II. x6699 or come 12. • Four students were judicially referred from trespassing in the Long The locker room reportedly was locked during mis time period. FiekiMauck Stadium at 10:04 p.m. Aug. 17. • Approximately $2.50 in quarters was stolen from the desk of a Two of the students were charged with underage consumption of to the faculty member in the Education Building between 5 p.m. Aug. 20 and alcohol. 8 a.m. Aug. 23. • A bag of football equipment was reported stolen from an unlocked Unauthorized Solicitation news/focus on locker in the football locker room of Bridgeforth Stadium between 5 • Three individuals were ordered to leave campus and not return p.m. April 18 and 8 am. Aug. 24. after they reportedly attempted to sell perfume in Shorts hall at 621 meeting on • A framed poster was reported stolen from the Women's Resource p.m. Aug. 30. Center in Logan Had at 10:13 a.m. Aug. 27. The poster is valued at $10. Underage Consumption of Alcohol Monday at 5 • A front quick-release wheel rim and tire were reported stolen from • A student was judicially charged for underage consumption of the Hillside bicycle rack between 830 p.m. Aug. 28 and 10:30 am. alcohol on the sidewalk near Weaver Hall at 2:15 a.m. Aug. 30. Aug. 29. • A student was judicially charged for underage consumption of p.m. in Anthony- The "Chene Sh'n" brand tire is a 28* rough tread with while wals alcohol in a restroom in Eagle Hal at 1:45 am. Aug. 30. and chrome rims and spokes. The tire is valued at $30. Falsification of Identity Seeger Room Recovered Stolen Property • A student was arrested and charged with being drunk in public and • A student's mountain bike reportedly was found abandoned in a giving false information to police near the Bridgeforth Stadium gate 4 10. Fairfax park at 1am. July 14. area at 11p.m. Aug. 31. The student was contacted by JMU police and informed where he 10 THE BREEZE Thursday. Sept. 2, 1993

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Grafton/Stovall September Movies 9/1 -2 (Wed.& Thurs.) Sommersby 9/3-4 (Fri.&Sat.) Groundhog Day 9/5 (Sun.) Way Down East 9/7 (Tues.) Passion Fish 9/8-9 (Wed.& Thurs.) CB4 9/10-11 (Fri.&Sat.) Indecent Proposal 9/12 (Sun.) Scarf ace 9/14 (Tues.) The Year That Punk Broke . 9/15-16 (Wed.&Thurs.) Benny&Joon 9/17 (Fit) Menace II Society : also... at Midnight...Clash of the Titans 9/18 (Sat.) Menace II Society The fiXtman ^Brothers The New ^r appearing at James Madison University D on Wednesday Sept. 15,1993 at 8:00PM in the Convocation Center. Doors will open at 7:00PM.

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^^^ ■»■ THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 2.1993 17 Focus Construction on first CISAT building delayed because modules arrive late in Harrisonburg building. When the compound by Matt Warner area for the trailers is ready, the senior writer office trailers from the biology The firsl building on Ihc new village and the trailers from campus or ihc College of behind Anlhony-Sccgcr will be Integrated Science and moved to the site. Technology will be open for The Anthony-Sccgcr trailers Classes this spring. arc not being used this semester. According to James Auckland, The classroom trailers from director of facilities management biology village will be moved to operations, the 33,000 square- the compound during Christmas fool modular building is now break. undergoing interior design The modular building was changes in preparation for next originally constructed in the mid- semester. He said current plans 1980s as a Fairfax office building show the building will hold four for IBM, Auckland said. When computer labs, seven classrooms Neff purchased the building, the and 56 offices. building was then dismantled and JMU signed a five-year being stored "in a field" in $157,400-pcr-year lease which is Manassas. renewable to ten years with local Delivery of the modules was developer Bill Neff, the owner of delayed this summer by a the building. The contract roundabout delivery route CRMG NEWMAN includes transportation of the SO through Richmond in order to CISAT students will meet in the trailers now in the biology village until they move into the separate modules which make up avoid bridges on Interstate 66 modular building in January. The first permanent CISAT buildling is slated for completion in 1996. the building, and it includes which the modules could not fit construction of the building. The under. repairs was totally the JMU has requested $66 In the 1992-93 school year, the modules were transported from Auckland also said the developer's, and JMU did not million from the state for Phase "ilO" CISAT pilot project started Manassas, Va. to their current delivery was prolonged because have to pay extra, he said. II, which would fund the with 20 students, only 11 of location east of Interstate 81. the trucks had to be off the It was also Neff's construction of five academic whom were still in the program The building was originally interstate by 3 p.m. to avoid responsibility to make sure the buildings and four auxiliary by the end of the year, according slated for opening at the causing late-afternoon traffic building conforms to new buildings. But the State Council to The Daly News-Record. Only beginning of the fall semester, problems. As a result, only about building codes such as the of Higher Education has three wanted to stay on with but delays in delivering the three trips could be made a week, American with Disabilities Act, recommended to the governor CISAT. modules and water damage to instead of the planned five or six. and that it conforms to codes that JMU receive only $34 This is the first year for the some of them contributed to All the units were on-site at which have changed since the million in the 1994-% biennium. regular CISAT prosram and its pushing back the projected JMU by July 22 and were building's original construction. If JMU's original request for related major, a bachelor of assembled by July 29, Auckland completion date to early Interior design changes Phase II is approved this March, science degree in integrated November, Auckland said. said. necessary for the CISAT an additional $29 million would science and technology (ISAT), Even though the modules were The building will be part of a program, such as additional be coming from JMU students. according to JMU spokesman wrapped in plastic, they still larger compound which will classroom and bathroom space, In die end, CISAT will consist Fred Hilton. About 90 students accumulated moisture build-up include all the trailers which now are the responsibility of JMU, of 19 buildings, including eight are enrolled in the program this from humidity, condensation and make up the biology village and Auckland said. Plans for redesign academic halls, 10 auxiliary semester. rain. the trailers behind Anthony- should be complete in about a buildings such as residence halls ISAT professor Dr. Richard The water damage to the two- SeegerHall. month at a cost of more than and a 1,200-space parking deck, Roberds said the program is When the modular building is story building, which has since and one student services center "designed to draw those into the been repaired, was "more than I $10,000, he said. ready in November, professors' The modular building will not which includes dining and retail subject who wouldn't have a expected," Auckland said. The offices in the biology village be part of the permanent CISAT facilities. CISAT's projected natural aptitude" for the pure responsibility for making the office trailers will relocate to the campus, Auckland said, but, "It'll completion date is 2003, sciences. make a nice site for CISAT according to Knickrchm. Freshman Robin Ickes, who youths during the construction of About 3,500 students, enrolled in CISAT this fall, said the rest of die permanent campus. including 300 graduate students, that although it'll be a "pain to And it'll accommodate quite a bit arc expected to eventually enroll walk through the tunnel" to gel to of growth." in CISAT. About 1,500 of those her classes at the modular A vehicular/pedestrian bridge students will live in the CISAT building, "it doesn't make a over Interstate 81 between the residence halls. whole lot of difference to me." Village and CISAT will connect the two campuses, Auckland said. The bridge has already been approved by the state government and is supposed to be completed It'll make a nice site for CISAT before the first permanent CISAT building is finished in January youths during the construction of the 19%, he said. CISAT will be constructed in a rest of the permanent campus. And it'll four-phase plan, according to Steve Knickrchm, director of accommodate quite a bit of growth. financial planning. Phase I, which will fund the construction of the first permanent academic building, is $13 million and was CRMGNCWMAN funded by die general obligation James Auckland CISAT's first building, a 50-piece modular structure nears bond passed by Virginia voters director of facilities management operations after water damage and routing problems. last November. Ml 18 THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 2, 1993

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H 20 THE BREEZE Thursday. Sept. 2, 1993 51 Play opening, conscientious musici "Orpheus Descending" debut falls to ennui and predictability

by Gina Re wrote the play in the first place. she also presents the character as We see this when Carol leans a helpless creature bored with life contributing writer lazily against the table. At first, and not able to do anything about This play should be called this is cute. It sets the scene for it "Orpheus Descending Slowly." the lazy little town. This creates a strong Possibly the strongest aspect But soon, the audience is lost annoyance, making the audience of Theatre II's production of in a sea of boredom. It's hard to not want to listen to another Tennessee William's "Orpheus follow a play that can barely keep word. Descending" is its music. The one awake. Unlike Lady, Val is appealing Southern strumming of the In the same scene, Vee has in a peculiar way. He talks of the mandolin and the acoustic guitar brought her latest painting of the most trivial subjects as if they are throughout the play offer relief to Holy Spirit as a gift for Jabe the most important topics. Both a tiresome play. _ ___ he and Lady are loners, For the most part, and that is what brings "Orpheus Descending" is a them together. serious production although Possibly the strongest Val is hired by Lady to there are points in the play aspect of Theatre II's help her run the store that are genuinely funny. It's since her husband is on not that the acting is bad, it's production of Tennessee his deathbed. Over the just dull. next four months. Lady Set in the Southern United William's 'Orpheus and Val engage in a States in Two River County, ff peculiar sort of "Orpheus Descending" gets Descending' is its music. relationship that off to a slow start. Two local eventually exceeds gossipers, Dolly Hamma, ^ "friendship. played by senior Sally Story, and Torrence. Dolly and Beulah jump Despite the performances of Beulah Binnings, played by from their chairs in order to the actors and actresses, the play junior Sarah Baker, chat between admire her work before she passes slowly until the final act. themselves in Torrence's General brings it upstairs to Jabe's It's predictable in most respects, Store. In actuality, their idle bedroom. and no one in the cast offers a chatter is the background for the Somehow, this seems to not fit relief to this monotony. play. They introduce the main in with the play. This doesn't fit Although the play is characters before they enter the their characters, and truth be told, predictable, "Orpheus store so the audience learns of the almost seems too anxious. Descending" deals with real life existing chaos that is taking place Vee also brings in her latest and how people manage the pain in Two River County. "lost lamb," Valentine Xavier, they hold inside. Like real life, played by junior Dwayne Nitz. the characters in the play avoid Val, dressed in a snakeskin the pain, too. PREVIEW jacket with a guitar strung over Lady talks about the old his shoulder, is looking for work! dancing monkey her father The play starts to slowly pick The performers fit their owned when she was a little girl. up when Carol Cutrere, played by characters, and they give life to She told Val that the monkey senior Alex Dawson, the local places like Two River County used to make people laugh and exhibitionist, comes flying into and Torrence's General Store, so feel so happy. One day the the store and disturbs the local much that they could actually monkey did its little dance and gossip session. Carol is the type exist. Even the scenery looks like then died. The show would never of woman who enjoys drinking, it came out of Mayberry. be put on again. driving and dancing, and she It isn't until the entrance of the Eventually, the characters soon becomes an outcast of Two store owners, the ill Jabe become the monkeys. They do River County. Torrence, played by senior Nick their dance and then die. The play takes a twist with the McDowell and his bitter wife "Orpheus Descending" is a brief but entertaining appearance Lady, played by Lisa Dvorscak, thought-provoking play. It causes of Uncle Pleasant, played by Jay that the play begins to come the audience to think about their Zehr. Uncle Pleasant's role is together and the audience finally own dance through life and never clear, but his appearance understands what is happening. whether they'll end up like a bird and behavior contrast with the Lady has a tendency to be a bit or a monkey. rest of the cast — he was nerve-racking at limes, but she At times the scenes run a little amusing. makes the audience feel sorry for long and the characters are a bit Following Uncle Pleasant's her. She goes off into long, eccentric, but the overall disturbance, the religious fanatic whining tangents about how performance was strong. Vee Talbott, played by senior happy she was before her father However, no act of the cast or Christy Smith, comes rushing in was killed in a fire and her crew could save this play. It's where Dolly and Beulah are still husband brought her to work in just slow. sitting around a table talking. his store. One of the most annoying Dvorscak makes the audience aspects of this play is the laziness detest Lady. The mere mention of involved. Granted, this is no fault her name is like someone running Orpheus Descending can be seen MIKE of the actors and actesscs. This is, their nails down a chalkboard. at the Experimental Theater Sept. Lady Torrence (Lisa Dvorscak) and Val Xavier (Dwayne Nitz) sne of course, the way that Williams Not only does she *9faMr...*.JA^PMteJ&&te&fcAW ..>felO»^Xtt4&4tte&l*h) *»« Val of her latest vision (bott THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 2. 1993 21 ytyle ;ian and risky dancer start year off Kool Katz Musician tells story of America through real lyrics, plays conscience to society in music

by Anne Marriott and a voice that booms with the gut feeling of Edie style editor Brickell and the sensitivity of Suzanne Vega. And her lyrics take songwriling to the next level. Katz Her words could be the voice of a conscience as we is politically conscious and sings about everything from walk down the street. Her music would provide the nature's beauty to homelessness. background. Like an observing stranger on the street, Katz captures That's a hefty weight for the singer/songwriter Suzi the beauty and horror of everyday life in her music. Katz to carry, but one she does with style. Somehow she manages to pull the mystique out of the She doesn't take her music, or life, lightly. But she majestic Rocky Mountains in her home stale of Colorado doesn't grind it into the ground, either. She seems to be a and turn it into a sweet sound. casual observer riding the bus of life and recording for But she's also not afraid to scrape the scum off the others what she sees. foot of society when she does pieces like "Michael," the Hers is truly an almost original sound, but at the same story of a homeless man. time, reflects thoughts of the past She started out 10 years ago as a back-up musician and singer for many well-knowns in the music industry. REVIEW She's shared the stage with Mick Fleetwood, Tori Amos MIKE HEFFNER and Patty Larkin. Suzi Katz hits big with her debut self titled album On this first album, Katz shares the credits with Suzi Katz. It acts as a conscience for America. Katz is a poet with a guitar — that's the best way to recording artists Steve Tibbctts and Marc Anderson, too. describe her almost indescribable sound. But Katz doesn't let the names get to her. She is a mountain. Katz's music acts as a conscience for America She's not quite a folksinger, although there are musician who still looks for gigs, and she doesn't want — she makes her listeners think about the world around similarities between her music and that of the Indigo to forget what her music is about. Katz also makes them without preaching to them. Girls. And she's not quite a jazz musician, although certain that the listener doesn't forget. If her next album sounds as good as this one — Katz definite jazz overtones can be heard throughout her self- Mellow comes to mind after listening to this album. has a new release in progress — and if she continues to titled debut album. It's almost as though Katz's music should be playing in observe rather than preach, she should be well on her What she has is an uncanny ability to play the guitar the background as you walk down the street or hike up a way to musical stardom. Dancer brings moves to classes by Barbara Awuakye University last November, Ping asst. style editor experimented with body slamming. Linda Hacc of Spectator Magazine She grew up with a pair of tap shoes describes this art—"the dancers fall on her feet backward to the hard ground, dive head Today, the modem dance shoes she first through the air, and bounce walls wears as a professional have taken her without a second thought" • "Universal Design: Toward a Just Aesthetic," Aug. 30- to become a renown artistic director in Bouncing of walls have not been her Sept. 23, Sawhill Gallery. modern dance. only risks. She left her comfortable When she realized her deep surroundings to pursue a career in the • " Handmade Paper by Karen Van der Veer," Sept. 6- fascination with dance she says, "My south. 18, Artworks Gallery, Zirkle House. mother put me in creative movement A native of California, her class doing tap dance and spending adventurous nature brought her to years of training in gymnastics." Virginia through the Commission for music the Arts where she became assistant She has definitely outgrown those • Outdoor Reggae Fest, 5 p.m., Sept. 2, Godwin Field. first tap shoes. professor of dance at Hollins College in Through the Virginia Commission Roanoke for four years. • "Music on the Hill," 12-1 p.m., Sept. 3, The Commons. for the Arts, Li Chiao-Ping will be With a Master of Arts degree from • Bryan Bowers, harpist, 7:30 p.m., Sept. 5, Meeting Place, sharing her talents with six JMU the University of California at Los Harrisonburg. students this week. Angeles, Ping knows her craft. • Allman Brother's Band Concert, 8 p.m., Sept. 15, But when she leaves for her assistant She has received numerous awards, Convocation Center. grants and commissions from the Los professorship at the University of • Grant Johannesen, guest artist, Masterclass, 1 p.m., Sept. 17, Wisconsin on Monday, she will Angeles Arts Council, and performed continue her instruction by fax, letters, with companies such as Andrew Janciti Wilson Hall Auditorium. telephone and video tape. and Dancers and Muna Tseng Dance • Public concert, Grant johannesen, 8 p.m., Sept. 18, Wilson Sharing her gymnastic and ballet-like Projects. Hall Auditorium. movements with JMU students. Ping It is not only her love for dance that • Depeche Mode "Devotional Tour," 7:30 p.m., Sept. 27, hopes to create a unique performance has brought her success, but her innate Hampton Coliseum, Hampton, Va. that combines the various styles of sense of movement has given her an herself and her apprentices. edge in her profession. "Their input will affect aesthetic • Under her direction, the students will theatre choices I make," Ping says. be committing about 27 to 30 hours of Known for her risk-taking their time this week. She says the • "Orpheus Descending," 8 p.m., Sept. 2-5, Theatre II. athleticism in modem dance, Ping intense rehearsal schedule will enable combines dance, gesture, movement, her and students to create the "classic" sound, music and language to explore teacher-apprentice relationship. raise themes of culture, identity and "The students will get a sense of MIKE HEFFNER womanhood in her performances. 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A piercing-through-the-pocketbook dart to the JMU Bookstore for selling books at astronomical prices and then not buying them back at the end of the semester. Sent in by a senior who's tired of losing money to the Bookstore. Pat...

A much improved pat to the University Theme Committee for selecting "Justice" as the theme for Islands in the academic stream this school year. With current events such as the may be the end of integration Bosnian civil war, the gays in die military decision The demise of Madison Institute and the trial of the Reginald Denny attackers, the Abridge collapsed last April in Hillcrest House. program of maths, sciences and technology. All JMU Under the weight of losing a three-year students need to continue to have the opportunity to take theme is timely and appropriate. Although, for old $150,000 grant from the Virginia State Council classes which cross discipline boundaries. times sake, maybe the theme should read "Discovery of Higher Education, the Madison Institute had For years, JMU has excelled among other state and the Illusion of Justice." to close its doors. universities in pushing liberal studies as the basis for You may not have heard a lot about how the Madison higher education. It leads many of its counterparts in Institute bridges academic disciplines, but if Freshman requirements for arts and literature, natural sciences, Dart., Seminar and the Women's Studies minor sound familiar, social sciences, math and history. then you've heard about part of their work. These Professors and department heads don't always have the A tom-up dart for die eternal construction along programs, previously housed in Madison Institute, may time to develop new programs. And it takes time to now be found under the enormous banner of the College formulate the curriculum for the types of classes which Port Republic Road. This road work has tied up of Letters and Sciences, if you look hard enough. include information from two or more disciplines. Over traffic, made for unsafe walking and biking areas Housing these programs was not the sole purpose for the years, the university has developed such classes, and and forced some students to deal with gawking the institute, though. Its stated purposes included "seeking this must continue — with or without the Madison construction workers for too long. an integration of the disciplines. . ." and "raising Institute. questions that cannot be fully answered within the Certainly, the demise of the Madison Institute made confines of a single discipline." economic sense. Why have a separate institute, with its Pat... Integration. Raising questions not answerable in only own facilities and administration costs, when already one field of study. Today's education students — existing programs could carry on the studies it housed? tomorrow's teachers — are taught again and again in The question now is how will JMU carry on giving An on-the-ball pat to the Office of Career Services JMU classrooms that students must learn "whole students a well-rounded education? How can disciplines for giving job hunters a jump on the competition by language" knowledge, to go beyond memorization work together to promote complete and not segmented keeping us up-to-date with opportunities in the job towards application. knowledge? What program, people or organization will market Also an extended pat for delivering this A well-rounded education also makes sense in the pick up the slack or will the non-technology integration service with a smile and always asking, "Is there world beyond universities and academia. A business ideal also fall to the recession bullet? major going into an interview without communication Freshman seminar, the epitome of bringing students, anything else we can do for you?" skills or an understanding of science and history may find information and faculty from various disciplines together, jobs scarce. Likewise, a kinesiology major opening a should remain a cornerstone. With the proposals for fitness center with no knowledge of economics or restructuring, the seminars could be stronger than ever. Dart • •• appreciation for technology may feel lost. The university should continue to build bridges, forge JMU administrators point to the College of Integrated beyond boundaries and close the gaps between Sciences and Technology as their latest piece of cutting- disciplines. Because an education is too important to be A get-out-of-my-way dart to all of the students edge technology. With its $191 million projected price lost between the cracks. standing in line in front of me. Remember, those that lag, they say it is worth the caliber students it will have been here the longest should not just register produce. And having such knowledgeable students does The house editorial is written by a member of the editorial first, they should be able to cut to the front of any come at a price. board and does not necessarily reflect the opinion of the line on campus. But integration must not be left within this one individual staff members. Sent in by an impatient senior. — —. 1 , ______Editorial Policy Heather CNril. . editor Donna Ragsdale . . . managing editor Rob Kaiser... opinion editor Pat... LeOn* to the editor should be no more than 350 word*, columns no mate than 550 words, and will be pubusrwd on a (pace available basis. The y must be delivered to The An eight-ball-in-the-comer-pocket pat to the rJrwse by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. creators of the new game room on the ground floor The Breeze reserves the right to edit for clarity and space. of Taylor HalL It's good to know that among all the The opinion* in this section do not necessarily reflect the opinion of the newspaper, I AM MAOtSON UH1VHSITJ meeting rooms and office space, there is still a place thi» staff, or James Madiscsn University. for procrastinators to congregate. Amen!

I.I.I, 1 JIO J'i .■WjlM* HOl»lKM\MrV»*Vi , J THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 2, 1993 25 LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Professors react to resolution's 'bypass' power Editor'* Note:NntA- n •..*» *__■ .. _ . . ■* '.. . Resolution for innovation breaks something innovative you can break down something that is The following three letters were written in response to good." Something "good" is indeed being broken down: the the Board of Visitor's resolution on Aug. 6. which instructed down 'democratic and human values' To the editor: democratic and human values on which the academic life of Ronald Carrier to quickly "implement innovative programs." James Madison University has been based. Carrier addressed this issue at the Aug. 28 faculty meeting In recently granting JMU President Ronald Carrier sweeping powers to innovate whatever academic policies he, Bob Bersson (See Aug. 30 Breeze). The first two letters were printed in the professor of art Aug. 13 and 26 Daily News-Records, respectively. as chief executive officer, deems important, the Board of Visitors has undermined a lime-honored system of democratic academic governance. When the traditional Editor's Note: Faulty member provides analogy to checks and balances of university committees and The letter below was written lo Dr. Carrier on Aug. 24. 'bypass' power; asks questions commissions are bypassed in favor of unilateral executive To the editor: decision-making, democracy in academia is seriously Faculty members ask Carrier to Members of JMU's Board of Visitors, ai ihcir Aug. 6 threatened. When a president is granted near total authority meeting, appear lo have granted President Carrier devote time to discussing resolution lo create academic policy — bypassing the traditional Dear Dr. Carrier unprecedented powers to bypass well-established jurisdiction of the faculty — then whal one has is liicrally institutional controls over faculty hiring and curriculum Since there is some ambiguity and controversy related lo one-man rule, the very opposite of democracy. Ihe resolution approved al ihe most recenl meeting of the development. Since board members seem to have little How did the Board of Visitors justify the new executive knowledge of the principles upon which university JMU Board of Visitors while many JMU faculty were on form or academic policy-making in which Ihe democratic vacation, we request that you devote some lime al the governance is based, I have searched for an analogy that input of the broad-based faculty community is circumvented? while surely more serious in scope is nevertheless identical opening faculty meeting on August 27, lo discussing ihe Board member Robert Zulandi apparently believed thai the resolution. Among the questions lo which il would be helpful in principle. traditional democratic procedures of approval by faculty What they have done can be likened lo the Congress 10 have answers are the following: Who initialed the bascd committees and commissions were loo slow ami resolution? Why was the resolution proposed — i.e., whal granting the presideni of the United Slates unilateral powers inefficient, arguing thai "speed and leadership arc vital." In lo bypass the criminal justice system including local court specific problems exist thai you perceive would be solved by other words, fast, decisive action, enacted by a singularly exercising ihe authority granted to you? What uses do you jurisdiction, trial by jury, and all appellate procedures. They powerful leader — a kind of technocratic authoritarianism — have also granted the president power lo appoint all members envision for employing ihe authority granted lo you in ihe is ihe way to go in the "University of the 21 si Century." The resolution in the near future? We also believe thai a lime of the judiciary, even those who arc ill-suited or unqualified more cumbersome route of democracy, which requires joint for judgeships. Presumably, the right to dismiss members of should be designated for additional questions and answers on discussion, give-and-take deliberation, and shared decision- this topic. the judiciary who perhaps don't see eye to eye with the making between faculty and the central administration just presideni is included in these broad discretionary powers. We respectfully look forward to your response to the doesn't cut it any more. To such a mindset, ihe "traditional" issues raised above. Given their actions I would like to address the following democratic procedures arc actually viewed as stumbling questions: 1. Did any board member recognize the Andrew I. Kohen,economics blocks to effective academic policy-making. As the August 6 V. Russell Smith, economics extraordinary presidential powers they "enthusiastically" Board resolution put it, "Rapid adoption of innovative approved? 2. Did any board member question why Dr. Joan Frederick, English approaches may be encumbered by traditional decision- Philip F. Rlley, history Carrier should now want to bypass a system he has worked making mechanisms." within for the past 22 years? 3. Did any board member Roger A. Soenksen, human communication To this faculty member, "traditional" (i.e. democratic! J. Gerald Mlnskoff, special education squirm at Dr. Carrier's rationale that the present system is decision-making mechanisms are at the heart of academic too cumbersome and inefficient (as democratic institutions William H. Ingham, physics policy formation at this and any university in a democratic Michael J. Galgano, history sometimes are)? 4. Did the Board even consider tabling this society. Their elimination would be a great tragedy, a extraordinary request until other views from various JMU Arnold S. Kahn, psychology condition that our namesake James Madison, with his Raymond M. Hyser, history constituencies were heard? passionate love of democratic values, would have similarly If the answers to these questions are "no," should anyone Esther H. Mlnskoff, special education bemoaned. J. Archer Harris, computer science regard the board as anything other than a ceremonial rubber Let us hope that Ihe Board of Visitors and Dr. Carrier stamp for President Carrier's agenda? Don Chodrow, physics correct the grave error that has been made. As dissenting Robert D. Bersson, art Rlc Thompson Board member Andrew Ferrari lamented, "in trying to do Jesse S. Ules, secondary education professor of anthropology Who needs today when you have tomorrow? JMU's rush to build a magical kingdom across the education in ihe stale during the next ihrec years. interstate — a place where students will sit mesmerized by dancing images on computer screens as SCHEV is willing to dedicate so much money to voices of absent professors cascade across 250-scai Outspoken CISAT not necessarily because il believes in the new auditoriums — has developed considerably since the college and its mission bul because new CISAT Introspection buildings will make more room for ihe incoming flock student body's summer migration. And the one of students. common thread that lies all of these summer developments together is the administration's, and now — Grant Jerding Money should NOT be poured inio the CISAT Richmond's, willingness lo concentrate on the future at program because the stale needs more places to house the expense of the school's current needs. siudcnLs, or because the administration wants JMU lo be perceived as a bastion of technology or because a The latest glaring example of such farsightedness siudcnLs or discussion by ihe Faculty Senate — as barriers certain University president wants national was the Board of Visitor's Aug. 6 resolution that lo "innovation." gramed JMU President Ronald Carrier the power "to recognition. CISAT should be pursued only if ihe The administration's price lag for innovation includes existing university structure is stable enough so lhal move cxpcdiliously to lake the necessary steps lo more than SKK) million on new buildings and equipment implement innovative programs . . ." (Informal JMU Ihe quality of education that each student who attends for CISAT alone in the next six years. During this same JMU does nol suffer. students and faculty read "Innovative programs" as time period less than half of that will be spent on much- JMU clearly docs not have such a stable structure. CISAT.) The Board justified ihe need lo aci needed renovations, maintenance, upgrades and additions cxpcdiliously by saying, "rapid adoption of innovative Rising faculty and student frustration over lack of for existing buildings and departments on the current power, increasing faculty/student ratios, dwindling approaches (read as CISAT) may be encumbered by campus. faculty salaries, less than adequate library facilities, traditional decision-making mechanisms (read as Unfortunately, JMU is not alone in its farsightedness. democracy/consensus)." rcnovaiions/upgradcs for dated campus buildings, and The Slate Council of Higher Education for Virginia insufficient parking are bul a lew concerns lhal should Not only ihe conicni, bul also ihe dale (Aug. 6) of recommended recently lhal CISAT receive 46 percent of lake precedence over developing a new college across this resolution is worth noting. Whal belter lime lo ihe $76 million in funding approved by ihe council. Thai the interstate. release such an offensive resolution than when ihe is, CISAT will receive 46 percent of the entire capital A completed CISAT-iypc college might turn out lo students are gone and most of the faculty arc taking expansion budget for the stale of Virginia. Al the same (heir summer vacations. be a valuable assci lo JMU, the siaic and lo ihe lime, funding for the expansion and an electrical students who alicnd such a college, bul only if the This resolution effectively justifies ihe renovation of Harrison Hall, al a relatively small cosl of administrator's desire to push through funding and $1.5 million, was denied. students who currently attend and those who will development of CISAT in the name of innovation, alicnd classes on this side of the interstate do not suffer The slate's newly developed affinity for ihe CISAT along ihe way. technology and productivity. Furthermore, it paints the program stems from its concern that Virginia will nol be typical democratic notion of discussion and consensus able lo accommodate ihe projected increase of 12,000 — such as lengthy consultation with faculty and Senior Grant Jerding is an art and human more college students expected lo seek a college communication major. 26 THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 2.1993 Learning from the 'real world' LETTER TO THE EDITOR How many times have inconvenience. I am not Given the chance to restore hope you heard someone tell you debating the need for the to enjoy college or get the Guest Columnist building, but the time in in humanity, Lefty lofts an air ball TotlM editor "total college experience" which it took to complete. The contractor Imagine sending your young, teenage son to a summer while you're here because — Josh Pringle basketball camp at James Madison University, expecting when you're out in the real originally promised a him to have a delightfully good time playing with all die world it's totally different? completion date of July IS — other young, teen-age boys, only to have him sodomized It is also widely known that leaving the comforts of plenty of time to move furniture in, have staff and by an adult male near die Convocation Center under the home, high school and friends is an experience that can students moved into the building, tinker with all the flaws quiet summer night sky. This summer such an event either be exciting or awful. The changes between high that accompany a new building and have all the shine and actually occurred. I shuddered when I thought about it all school and a university education aren't that different, polish put on to impress parents and returning students — the boy's parents shattered and psychologically but every student must make adjustments. when school opened in the fall. How is it then that Taylor dismantled by a senseless attack on their son, and die boy, The foremost difference between high school and Hall couldn't be used until this past week? How is it that whose trust in die world was thrown into the scrap heap to JMU is that the faculty here doesn't chase students the contractor didn't finish polishing the floors until last rust and dissolve by one man's arrogant, hormonally- around to complete assignments, turn in papers, take Saturday, right when new students were arriving? How is driven action solely for self-gratification. Finally, tests or finish their education in a timely fashion. Once it that there are still parts of the building with missing someone has die opportunity to say something respectful you leave those comforts of home and enter the tiles, lights and locks? about what happened, something to partially restore some university system, you are expected to complete your What type of message does this sent to those of us who hope in sensitivity and humanity, but all we get is another work on time, just like in the "real world." Excuses arc can turn in a five-page paper on time, can usually get to arrogant, hormonally-driven statement solely for self- often taken with a grain of salt. class on time and can even manage to do this for five or gratification. Yes, Lefty, you're a "legend." Thanks. Go However, it seems that some times the "real world" six classes? How does this look to the parents who make Dukes! does not expect its members to complete their work on out large checks to JMU for their students' educations? Dru Tomlin time. Granted, office managers set deadlines, bosses Does the "real world" sometimes fail to set bad examples English senior require daily updates on progress, and large accounts for its youth? "Excuse me Dr. Staff, but I can't finish my are often acquired with timely, intelligent means. But paper for you because of cost over-runs!", or "Dr. Staff, still there are some who fail to adhere to, and take that my paper won't be finished on time because, well, it's just Letters! Letters! Letters! personal responsibility for their actions. Promising to going to take me an extra five weeks!" complete a project by its deadline is sometimes We sign a contract to do our best at this university and If you would like to submit a letter to the

-■• overlooked in the "real world." to value the education we receive. If we don't live up to editor, please sign it, include your phone The specific case I am speaking about is the new expectations, we are asked to leave. If you don't finish a addition to the Campus Center, Taylor Hall. Many of building on time, that's okay. number and send it to: us have endured a long, arduous construction project The moral of this story is simple: In the "real world," that has seen the eradication of a field, parking lot and they don't have to finish their work when they promise, Opinion Editor street. We have crossed the muddy, perilous path from so why should we have to! The Breeze the Village to Dukes or Hillside, found our shoes covered in mud and our socks soaked, only to be told Senior Josh Pringle, who is the Student Government Anthony-Seeger Hall that the benefits of the new building far outweigh the Association president, turned in this column late.

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by Steve Miranda Division I-AA last year. sports editor "I know its going to be harder this year," Scherer said. "I tell Preseason rankings don't win my players we have to have a football games — nobody knows positive attitude but a realistic that better than Rip Scherer. perspective. We have to have a In his first season as JMU's positive attitude about where head coach two years ago, the we're headed, but have a realistic Dukes were picked to be an attitude about what it's going to average Division I-AA team in take to get there. It's going to the preseason. They went 9-4 and take hard work and playing hard advanced to the second round of and playing smart.'' the NCAA Tournament. Replacing Williams at Last year, the Dukes were quarterback is sophomore Gary supposed to be kings, but wound Lyons — at least for now. Lyons up a disappointing 4-7. was in a three-way competition in With the start of the 1993 preseason with Mike Cawley, a campaign hours away, most folks sophomore transfer from don't think the Dukes will do Syracuse, and red-shirt freshman much damage in their first year in Tony Jordan. Cawley is out with the Yankee Conference. a shoulder injury and Jordan has Rip expects more. been moved to safety, so Lyons "My expectations every year will start Saturday in the Dukes are to compete for the national opener against Lock Haven. championship," Scherer said. Scherer admitted Lyons and "But I can't control externally Cawley are better throwers than what people think. runners, but will run the same "I expect us to be a good team. option-oriented offense that made I probably wouldn't coach if I Williams a star. didn't think we could be good," "We'll still be an option team, he said and I think we'll be an effective Doubters point to the one." Scherer said. "We'll graduation of all-everything change the emphasis of our quarterback Eriq Williams and option. I think you can scheme tailback Kenny Sims. Doubters your option to dictate how often wonder if Scherer can turn the quarterback has the ball in his around the worst defense in hands. These guys are not the same guys with the ball that Eriq Williams was. CRAIG NEWMAN t?* FOOTBALL "Bqt they'll be a little more Senior wide receiver David McLeod needs a season of 62 catches, two touchdowns and 1,172 patient than Eriq was in the yards receiving to sat JMU career records in those categories. passing game. I think these guys will give the passing game a little better chance to develop," he of the entire offensive scheme, as scouts, will return at defensive year and will resume next season. said. Scherer plans to feature four end. Other returning starters JMU plays its first game in the That would appear is good running backs this year with include junior linebacker Clint Yankee Conference Sept. 11, at news for wide receiver David sophomore Rhad Miles and Dunn, who was second on the home against Richmond. JMU's mil Dukes v*. Lock Haven McLeod, who could wipe out freshman Kelvin Jeter splitting team in tackles last year with 78, new affiliation has added some GAME: Lock Haven at JMtl. Phoenix Cardinal All-Pro Gary time at tailback and Joe sophomore tackle Lamont new names to the schedule, but Saturday, Sept 4, 7 p.m. Clark from the JMU record book Sparksman and Steve Agee Gooding and sophomore end some familiar ones remain. DATA: The Lock Haven (Pa.) with a big senior season. But handling fullback duties. Julius Williams. The Dukes played Yankee Bald Eagles ate • member of the Scherer said McLeod, who Last year, Scherer used Scherer and defensive Conference members Richmond, Division II Pennsylvania caught 58 passes last season and standout Kenny Sims almost coordinator Jim Pletcher have Northeastern and William & Conference. They finished last was the focus of the JMU passing exclusively at tailback, then paid implemented a new 4-3 defense, Mary last year, posting a 2-1 year with a 2-8-1 mark, but return attack, might not see the ball as the price when Sims went down and are demanding a more record. 33 kfflermen and 17 starters. much this season. with an injury late in the season. aggressive, attacking defense. "The Sporting News" slated SCOUTING REPORT: The "Nobody should be the focus. I "I've said we're going to go "We changed scheme and we JMU for sixth in its Yankee Bald Eagles (Use a run-and-shoot want to have balance," Scherer with a tailback by committee," changed philosophy," Scherer Conference preseason poll. Rip's offense. They return quarterback said. "I'm not comfortable with Scherer said. "Somebody has to said. "We can't afford to do what not buying it. Bob McLaughlin, who completed trying to get the ball to one guy. line up for the first play of the we've always done. The most "When you play in a just 49% of hut passes and threw If you bank everything on that, game, so in essence he's the significant changes we made conference, your goal is always Wiimeept^^mti 10 TDs. :•'• ■ then the defense can take that starter. And I'm not even sure were philosophical — swarming to win it," Scherer said. "That's a RJP's KEYS: "Wecarft give up away and now you're playing who that is. It's so insignificant the ball, attacking the ball, being given. I don't think its an big play* in the run and shoot. lefthanded. The key for us to try of a factor to us." aggressive, making things unrealistic given. Sure, there's They're going to comptetepasses. to be balanced and spread the ball The key to the Dukes season happen." good teams in the conference, but They're going to move the ball. around. may be turning around a defense The Dukes start off the season we've played and beaten some of We just can't give up the big play. "Obviously we'll look to that yielded a whopping 32 points against Lock Haven, a Division II the teams that are expected to be OJfeniively, we'te going to per game last season. have, to handle their pressure. David to make big plays, and we school that posted a 2-8-1 record the better teams in this That's a real key tor us with a have to create ways to allow him Dion Foxx, the 6-foot-3, 245- last year. 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Seniors Chantel Schwandt and Karen "It's exciting," junior forward Jamie Schulstad solidify the defense. The pair Dykes said. "It's something to push has been playing together for the past yourself towards. It feels good to be part three seasons, and Schwandt has been of a program that grew from a non-varsity awarded the Dukes' Most Valuable Player sport to 15th in the nation." on defense for the past three years. The Dukes return 10 starters from last Schulstad was JMU's top marking back season's 12-6-1 team and add a class of last season. highly touted freshmen ready to make an Joining the back line is four-time all- impact state and NSCAA All America selection "We also, in addition to a solid freshman Carla Swartz and freshman foundation of returning players, have one Emily Oswalt. of the top freshmen classes we've ever The Dukes gained a large confidence had," Coach David Lombardo said. "This booster for the upcoming year after their is the most competitive team we've ever successful spring season. On April 15, the had, in the sense of competition among team downed UVa 2-0. The Cavaliers ourselves." finished the fall season ranked No. 5 in the Dykes returns to the team as the nation. number two career scorer in JMU history Earlier last spring, JMU tied seven-time with 16 goals. She is joined up front by defending national champion North career scoring leader Kerri O'Connell who Carolina. led the team in goals last season with 10, "I think that the wins were more of an and has 26 in her career. emotional and maturation lift than Senior Jon-nell Berry, junior Nikole anything else," Lombardo said. "Now we Maslovs and sophomore Ashley know that not only can we play Williamson add to the list of returning competitively with some of the best, but players. As a freshman, forward we can also beat them." Williamson was second on the team in Proost agreed that the team's success in scoring with eight goals. the spring will prove helpful in the "Our team is much more competitive upcoming season. than in the past years," Dykes said. "We "We're a good team, but we get scared have a lot more depth." when we play teams like UVa," she said. At midfield, the Dukes return two "Now that we know we can beat them, we NSCAA all-region selections with senior won't be as nervous when we play them." Carrie Proost and junior Julie Reule. Also The Dukes schedule this season back are senior Dana Albertella, red-shirt includes three 1992 NCAA tournament junior Susie Pizzurro and sophomore teams in Virginia on Sept. 16, William & [Catherine Carpenter. Mary on Oct. 12 and Hartford on Oct. 17. FILE PHOTO Depth will prove a major asset at JMU opens its season Sept. 4 at home Junior forward Nikole Maslovs is a two-year starter for the Dukes, and tallied midfield with the addition of freshman against Villanova. two goals and three assists last season. NCAA FIELD HOCKEY TOP 20 Morgan: Field hockey on the rise at JMU Team Pts 1. Old Dominion 100 With a youthful roster, third-year coach sees a bright future for llth-ranked Dukes 2. North Carolina 95 3. Maryland 90 by Alison Boyce nothing to me. We need to earn that spot" nation overnight." 4. Perm State staff writer All-South selections Leslie Nason, The Dukes' toughest tests come early, 83 Megan Kelly and Heather Almborg return 5. Iowa 82 with two matches against ODU Sept. 11 The good news is that the JMU field to help the Dukes, as well as all- and 12, in Norfolk. 6. Bad State 73 hockey team is ranked 11th in the NCAA conference junior Eileen Arnaldo and preseason poll. "Against Old Dominion, we've really 7. Boston University 72 sophomore goalkeeper Jenny Ruggiero. got nothing to lose and everything to 8. Massachusetts 62 The bad news is that with games Arnaldo and Ruggiero both played in the gain," said Morgan, who was a member 9. Duke against six teams in 1992's NCAA 1993 U.S. Olympic Festival. 61 Division I tournament, the squad will need of the 1988 U.S. Olympic field hockey 10. Syracuse 57 Three transfers will also add depth to team. "We're at the point that if we all the help it can get from its 10 returning the roster. Sophomores Gwen Stoltzfus starters. continue to grow the way we have in the and Jennifer Wilds arrive from Northern preseason, we're going to be close to that The schedule includes two matches Illinois and ODU, respectively. Junior level." against defending NCAA champion and Renee Ranere joins the Dukes after being Morgan prefers to concern herself with Colonial Athletic Association opponent an Ail-American at Ball State. winning the Dukes' first game, rather than Old Dominion, as well as five other The Dukes had an 11-7-1 record in focusing on the entire season. preseason top-20 squads. 1991, but fell to 6-13 last year with a "We have a great future right now for The Dukes field a team with freshmen schedule that included 12 games against JMU field hockey and that's going to start and sophomores making up more than 60 top 20 teams. this year," she said. "We're not going to percent of the roster. "Last year was a major building year "We're still very young," third-year go in saying we're going to win the and we're getting to the top, but we still championship. We're just focusing on the coach Christy Morgan said. 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It's 1993 and everyone wants chanse. One chanse you can count on is Jiffy Lube's suaranteed 14-point service. KAPLAN IS BACK AT JMU And, our 14-point service is more than just an oil chanse. It's also a preventive fluid service maintenance LSAT program that extends the life of your car. We not only chanse your oil, givins you up-to 5-quarts of top grade motor oil, we also install a brand new oil GRE filter and perform 12 additional key services and the "Big Plus" that can help keep your car oufc,of the repair shop. The most complete arsenal of test prep tools in the world. Now for a limited time, bring in this ad and get our guaranteed 14-point service for just $19.93 (P^W). So stop by and see us today (no appointment is necessary) LSAT classes begin 9/2 and take advantage of one change you can count on! GRE classes begin 9/7 For more information call Harrisonburg Jiffy Lube - 1 -800-KAP-TEST Corky Dotson, Manager 1870 East Market Street across from the Valley Mall—Open Weekdays 8 am-6 pm (Thur. 8 am-7 pm), Saturday 8 am-5 pm KAPLAN 433-8599— Wc Do It Right, Guaranteed. The answer to the test question. All JMU students take 10% off the This offer applies when paid at the carter . ftoportionate discounts win be applied to vehicles with a hr#vo base full tuition! price (4 WDR / RV / etc.) Not valid with any other offers Cash value equals 1/90 oH cent Authorized by CBI. CM 9393 * Classes are sponsored by the Center for Professional Development. Vivr -tf H-fihrM juzmsL At-Tfr. 'ti.atari a •» r-iiaww THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 2, 1993 35 Humor

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BILL IS BACK! Bill Murray^ Groundhog Day SUNDAY MIGHT MOVIES

Way Down East l«»20. IM\. Cii-hTilli Griffith's great melodrama stars Lillian Gish as the innocent country girl seduced by a bounder. The Dl climatic scene in which Gish floats away on ice is famous for its realism and excitement. (119 min.) SON

INDECENT Scarface IO:i:i. Howard Hawks PROPOSAL Paul Muni stars in this emotionally charged gangster film based on the life of Al Capone. 17 18 Note especially the theme of incest in the film and the mannerisms George Rift uses to create ^oTJfiCe "ABSOBBUGAHD the character of the gangster. (99 min.) TA«25r BBLEHTLEB8...

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Join The Crew James Madison University Join Sunday movies run at 7:30PM only and are FREE! Al other movies James Madison University run at 7:00PM & 9:30PM and cost $1.50, unless otherwise noted. 38 THE BREEZE Thursday, Sept. 2, 1993 James Madison University Office of Career Services Presents OPPORTUNITIES 1993 A University-Wide Career Day

Convocation Center Thursday, September 16, 1993 1:00 pm - 5:00 pm

Organizations that will be present to share information about employment opportunities and internships include:

AMS Deloitte & Touche Impulse Prudential • AARP Operations Ames Department Stores Department of Defense JC Penney Signet Banking Corp. Andersen Consulting Department of State Kmart State Farm Insurance AT&T EDS Lady Foot Locker Teach for America Auditor of Public Accounts Enterprise Rent-A-Car Lunsford & Associates TJ Maxx Beach Ford FBI Marriott (Accounting) US Department of State Burlington Industries Ferguson Enterprises Marriott (Controller) US Drug Enforcement Agency CEXEC, Inc. First Union National Bank Massachusetts Mutual Life US Marine Corps Chrisman Financial Group FN Wolf & Company McGladrey & Pullen US Office of Personnel Mgt. Circuit City (Finance) Freddie Mac Mid-Atlantic Agency Wal-Mart Stores Circuit City (Retail) Great Eastern Resort Corp. Northwestern Mutual Life Wendy's International Colonial WHliamsburg Hyatt Norwest Financial Yount, Hyde & Barbour Please dress professionally and bring several copies of your resume. TIPS FOR A SUCCESSFUL CAREER FAIR

A career fair can be a great place to leam more about a career field, gather information on specific organizations, and establish professional contacts. To make "Opportunities 1993" a success for you the Office of Career Services has identified some important information to keep in mind as you prepare for career day and visit with representatives.

Preparation is a vital step in making the most out of a < fair.

• An initial step is clarifying your goals: why are you attending the career fair and what do you hope to getoutofit? Are you looking for a summer internship? a full time position? or exploring what employment options exist for you? • It is a good idea to identify the organizations that you would like to talk to and to prepare a list of questions that you want answered. • Knowledge about your interests, skills, and experience is essential preparation for your conversations with employers. • If you are using the career fair as a part of your job search you should bring copies of your resume. • Since a career fair can be a very busy event, you want to be able to make the most of your time. Give some thought about how you will approach employers. You want to introduce yourself, demonstrate your interest in the organization, and be prepared to discuss your education and work experience.

Communication is an important aspect of presenting yourself effectively. Because first impressions can be lasting ones, you want to pay special attention to how you present yourself to prospective employers.

• Dress professionally. A suit is always the best choice for men and women if you want to look professional. For women a tailored dress may be appropriate, especially in less conservative fields. Even if you are only using the fair to gather information it is still a good idea to make a favorable impression by dressing professionally. • Similartoany interview situation you want to demonstrate confidence in yourself as well as enthusiasm and interest for the organization. When introducing yourself to employers, maintain good eye contact and have a firm handshake. • Have numerous copies of your resume in an easily accessible place so that you don't have to fumble around looking for copies as you are trying to introduce yourself.

Follow-Up is a final and critical step in making the most out of a career fair. When you have finished talking to a representative here are a few things you should remember to do.

• Ask for the business card of the person who you are talking with. • Ask who you should contact within their organization and ask for the telephone number. Make sure that you have spelled any names correctly. • Ask each individual organization what is the best way to follow-up with them. Should you call within a specified time or send a cover letter and resume? • Ask for a time frame (How soon can you expect to hear from someone?)

Career Services staff will be available daring the fair to answer any questions you might have —

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