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This News Article is brought to you for free and open access by the Elwyn B. Robinson Department of Special Collections at UND Scholarly Commons. It has been accepted for inclusion in The akD ota Student by an authorized administrator of UND Scholarly Commons. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Volume 132 | Issue 43 Tuesday March 31, 2015 THEDAKOTASTUDENT Reaching the students, faculty and staff of the University of North Dakota since 1888 | www.dakotastudent.com Writers Conference emphasizes ‘all women’

Audience members laugh during a Friday reading by author Roxane Gay (pictured at right) during a UND Writers Conference session. Photos by Jackson Smith/The Dakota Student.

Marie Monson ence Director Crystal Alberts Other featured authors The Dakota Student said. “Although there were two or three evaluations that stated Bonnie Jo Torill Last week UND hosted its that the conference could be Campbell Stokkan 46th annual Writers Conference, improved by inviting or includ- comprised of all women writers ing ‘more men,’ nearly everyone for the first time in 42 years, and else understood that this was a the response to the conference historical event —the first all- being all-women was a positive women conference in 42 years one. — and were open to discussing “I believe that most attend- Gish Jen Carol Alexandra ees found it to be timely and Muske-Dukes Grant thought-provoking,” Confer- WRITERS page 3 New nickname committee meets for the second time Submitting nickname suggestions Online:

Starting April 1, suggestions can be submitted through UND’s website, www. und.edu.

The deadline for online submissions is April 30.

In the mail:

Submission forms will be included in newspapers statewide.

Submissions must be postmarked by April 25.

UND Athletics Director Brian Faison addresses UND’s nickname committee at its first meeting held March 9. Photo box will also be provided. courtesy of the Grand Forks Herald. Submission forms will also be Megan Hoffman the new name to have and setting 2.) Promote a sense of pride, The public can begin to submit mailed out across the state through up the dates for when public sub- strength, fierceness and passion ideas through the UND website newspapers. The Dakota Student missions can begin. 3.) Be representative of the starting April 1 and ending April Those wishing to submit via The committee decided on the state and region in a way that hon- 30. mail must have the envelope post- The second meeting of the following four attributes for a new ors the traditions and heritage of The form on the website will marked by April 25 for the submis- UND nickname committee con- nickname: the past but also looks to the future allow up to two idea submissions, cluded with the committee agree- 1.) Be unique, recognizable, in- 4.) Be a unifying and rallying with a 25 character limit each. A ing upon a list of attributes it wants spiring and distinctly UND’s symbol short 140 character explanation NICKNAME page 6 2| Tuesday March 31, 2015 Photos Around Campus THEDAKOTASTUDENT EDITORIAL Editor-in-Chief Will Beaton > [email protected] Opinion Editor Alex Bertsch > [email protected] News/Managing Editor Larry Philbin > [email protected] Features Editor Misti Meads> [email protected] Sports Editor Elizabeth Erickson > [email protected] Photo Editor Chester Beltowski > [email protected] Multimedia Editor Maggie O’Leary > [email protected]

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WWW.DAKOTASTUDENT.COM 4 Tuesday March 31, 2015 COMMENTARY TheVIEW Hitler We’re all a little bit like Hitler in our own special ways.

By Alex Bertsch Godwin’s law says that if you give any argument long enough, it will devolve into both sides comparing the other to Hitler and Adventures in Firenze Part Due: Nazi Germany. Soon enough someone will get sick of We arrived at the villa at what Absolutely bonkers. arguing the actual points of the debate and Alex is called the “Painters Hour,” in The rest of the time in Siena, will decide that it’s easier to just call the other Stadnik which the sun paints the landscape my friends and I came up with how person a Nazi and move on with their lives. in a golden color that you need to we are going to turn this into an However, if you really think about it, The Dakota Student see to believe. HBO Miniseries. We are in deep everything you ever do can be compared to We were greeted by Gino, an in contract negotiation with HBO, Hitler and Nazi Germany. The second week in Florence expert on everything vino, who was so I can’t tell you much more except Have you ever praised the interstate started a little differently than the our guide for the evening. I have that it’s coming soon. highway system? So did Hitler. week before. After getting back from never met a man who exudes pas- (Back to reality) Do you like the idea of government work Venice, I was starting to develop sion like Gino. Between the wine tasting and to help improve the job market? So did Hitler. a bit of a cold. The smart person As he showed us each room and Siena I did not have much expecta- Do you like agricultural subsidies? So did would have gone back to their hotel cellar of the vineyard and explained tions or knowledge of either. Hitler. and crashed early, but alas that night the process of how the wine is lov- “Oh cool we get to see wine get Do you fancy yourself a painter? So did I was not the smart person. ingly created, he told us passionate made and then see another cool old Hitler. Instead of catching up on sleep, stories of his own love for life, wine, town in Italy,” a naïve Alex thought. Are you an environmental conservationist? we went to our favorite hangout, and even of his love for his Ameri- Tip #10: Get out of your com- So was Hitler, Uncle Jimmy’s, and watched the can wife (which resulted in a tear or fort zone and experience things that If you search hard enough, you can find Super Bowl. For those who do not two from members of the group). you don’t know much about. some way that everyone is similar to Hitler. know, I am a huge New England Pa- Once we had completed the If I wouldn’t have gone on either For example, I once had a mustache, and triots fan, so nothing was going to tour, it was time for the tasting and trip, I would have missed out on if you look at photos from the time period, so stop me from watching the game. dinner. Before Gino left, he told us some of the highlights of my study did Hitler. I have hated the strict discipline at Unfortunately for football fans one more quote that stuck with all abroad experience. If an opportuni- schools, and so did Hitler. abroad, the game did not even start of us. ty comes up to do something new, When you realize we are all a little bit like until two in the morning. “Eat, drink and love 100 per- get out there and do it. Hitler, the entire argument that someone’s Even though I did not get back cent, and you will never be afraid of After Siena, it was just about stance is like Hitler loses any weight. Unless to the hotel until 6 AM, it was worth death.” time to pack up for Roma. someone is saying they think an entire the sleep deprivation and the roller We learned how to properly On the last day we were in Flor- cultural group is responsible for all of the coaster of emotions. I may have drink wine, ate great food and re- ence, I packed my bag and went to world’s problems, and that they should be almost tackled my friend to the laxed with friends after another struggle through my Italian final (I exterminated, saying they’re like Hitler doesn’t ground (he is ok) with tears of joy phenomenal day. got a B in the class!). mean much. streaming down my face when St. Flash forward to week two, and When I finished, it felt like a When you compare someone to Hitler, you Malcom Butler caught the game- I am feeling good to go. The day af- weight had been lifted off of my are trying to say their ideas are akin to those clinching interception for the Pats. ter I started to feel better, we were shoulders. My roommate and I of one of the most evil people to ever live in Staying up all night resulted in off on a day trip to Sienna. smoked victory cigars walking modern times. But at that point, you might as my slight cold evolving into a full Sienna feels like it could be out through the streets one last time. well be trying to call them a farmer’s son, or a blown head cold that sidelined me of “Game of Thrones.” After lunch I split from the bee keeper, or a failed artist, because that’s how for two days. The town is made up of 17 group to see one last piece of art I much weight that the comparison has. Instead of describing how I laid different districts, from the She- still had not seen. The David is an So the next time you try to compare in bed all day, I will take this chance Wolves to the Gooses and Dragon incredible piece of art that needs to someone’s ideas to those of Adolf Hitler, to tell a story I could not get to from districts and everything in between. be seen in person. remind yourself that in some ways, we are all the first week. Over the course of the city’s history, Tip #11: Pictures do not do just a bit like Hitler. The best part of the program I rivalries between the different dis- most things in Italy justice; you am in is that it offers students a vast tricts were formed. need to see them with your own amount of trips and opportunities to These rivalries are only height- eyes. explore and integrate into the Italian ened twice a year when the entire After an hour of marveling at Editorial Board culture. city shuts down for the city’s main the marble, I got a really nasty sand- This time around they offered a event. wich and jumped on the bus. Will Beaton Editor-in-Chief wine tasting. We all figured it would Since the 14th Century, Siena Florence was an amazing experi- Larry Philbin News Editor be a quick event we would all meet has held horse races in the town ence and if you have the opportuni- Alex Bertsch Opinion Editor up at in Florence and sip on some square. Officials bring in some of ty, please go. There is something for wine. the best jockeys in the world to everyone there from the art majors Editorial Policy Instead, we loaded up the bus come and compete for each district. to the food people. The Dakota Student is dedicated to the free exchange of and we were off to a vineyard in the Whichever district wins the races ideas. Opinion columns and letters to the editor will not hills of Wine Country. The view basically gets to party the rest of the be edited for content reasons, except in cases of criminal or of the rolling hills and small vil- months until the next race. They Alex Stadnik is a staff writer civil liability. The Dakota Student reserves the right to edit for The Dakota Student. or reject columns or letters for various reasons. The ideas ex- lages canvassing the countryside was also get to sport their district’s scarf He can be reached at pressed in columns and letters reflect the views of the writer breath taking. when the rest of the 16 cannot. 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The Dakota takes on a life of it’s own. In My books are back on my er once complained about tak- Will Student the summer, it’s much easier bookshelves and organized ac- ing the stairs when the well-lit, to keep things clean. I have cording to my system rather Beaton music-filled, air-conditioned Every year, around this more time. I have more en- than strewn around the apart- elevator was getting new card- time, I go through a special ergy. There’s sunlight pouring ment willy-nilly. The Dakota swipe security installed. sort of battle. It is hell, pure through my windows illumi- My sheet music is in folders Student You can live that way and and simple. It takes me hours, nating the spots of dusting I organized by instrument and demand these things, but they days, sometimes even weeks to missed. then genre. I’m on my way to circum- don’t add to your college expe- claw my way out of the filth But in the winter? I am Heck, even my violin and venting the entire gamut of the rience. In fact, I’ve noticed the that I am buried under. I fight constantly sick. The lack of cello get freshly polished. usual college living arrange- opposite; as I climb the ladder, monstrous beasts that some- light effects how my north-fac- The whole apartment ments. my life gets simpler, not more how stick to everything. They ing third floor apartment looks smells of lemon Pine-Sol and First year: Dorm. expensive, and that’s because look cuddly at first sight, but regardless of cleanliness. I’m a whichever scented-wax I put Second year: Fraternity. I’m not in the business of let- the second you turn your back, full-time student with multiple in my melter earlier that morn- Third year: Apartment. ting other people tell me how they’re on you and won’t let go. part-time jobs — who has time ing. And — if my friends and I to feel. I have an arsenal of weap- to do more than the bare essen- It’s a moment of pure bliss can line up a place for next Fall My dorm room at the Uni- ons, as I expect this every year. tials of cleaning, if that? and calmness. Nothing can — fourth year: House. versity of Southern California I arm myself with two long But come spring time, go wrong in a newly cleaned As I climb the rungs of the was nicer than my apartment staffs, one whose head has been everything is new — every- apartment. There is so much collegiate housing ladder, a few is today — and will probably dipped in acid, the other cov- thing outside is new, it’s going to do that isn’t cleaning and things are apparent, including, be a lot nicer than my house ered in spikes. I don the armor through it’s own cleaning. is fun. I can play games. I can first and foremost, a growing next year. I carefully preserve year round The dirty snow melts away, watch Netflix. I can read what- independence. But by “nicer,” all I mean for this expected battle — yel- the mud starts turning into ever book I want without hav- Of course, increased free- is shinier, more expensive and low gloves that can withstand clean green grass. Trees re-leave ing to splunk the cavern under dom was the goal each time filled with a bunch of weir- most enemy attempts to burn flowers bloom, even the out- my bed to find it. I can make I made an upgrade to my do- dos who would rather spend my skin, or mishandling of my side world is gussies itself up! dinner without needing to micile. But things I’ve expe- thousands of dollars to live in own chemical weapons. Not to mention that a ton of worry if my wok is clean! rienced along the way have a sterile plastic box than some- Last, I tie my hair back religious holidays around this And true, the clean never shown me there’s more to this place that might actually force with a bandana, the mark of time focus on rebirth and re- lasts. Eventually there will be progression than the freedom you to walk your own garbage my people — the broke college pentance...the time is ripe for another dirty dish, another bed to play music louder, leave out to the dumpster in the students — and stand ready for a little cleaning! to make, another pile of cat- messes messy longer and walk back (gasp). the first wave of the battle that But the task is daunting, es- puke to clean up. around naked more often. Like me, you probably is Spring Cleaning. pecially when you’re me. But for that moment when One thing that’s clear is first came to college think- I tend to be a bit of a I’ve got a system to my the cleaning is done, everything there’s no reason to try to live ing, “This is the thing to do, Messy Mindy when it comes messiness, and cleaning means is at peace. The cats are sleep- in luxury, though people will so here I am, and I’m gonna to my apartment, but I don’t I need to change systems — it’s ing on the freshly vacuumed try to sell that to you at every do it.” let things get dirty — that’s a exhausting and quite stressful. and Febreezed couches (and step of the way. If you looked around and whole different level. Also, if I’m being honest, are no longer hiding from said If you have a million dol- saw billboards telling you Dirty is not washing your I’ve grown attached to the dust vacuum) and the dishwasher is lars and don’t mind blow- that you were “unevolved” if dishes or letting your toilet get bunnies — I sometimes even silent. The trash is out and the ing an extra $1,000 on rent a you didn’t agree to give some black rings in it. name them. The one at the end positive energy is in. month (or if your parents have landlord an extra few hun- Messy is not putting away of my hallway (that was oblit- Now, if you’ll excuse me, a million dollars and you don’t dred dollars to put you in the your laundry and letting the erated by my vacuum yesterday I think I hear Sophie hawk- mind blowing a thousand of “in-group,” you just may have occasional dust bunny roam after a valiant fight on her part) ing up a hairball on my freshly their dollars on rent a month), bought into it — especially free. Messy is papers covering was named Mitzi, after my mopped floor. then perhaps you can justify if your parents see these bill- most surfaces and books piled mother. a living arrangement that in- boards and think those extra on top of writing journals piled Yet when the task is done, Kjerstine Trooien is a staff writer cludes underground parking, dollars will make the differ- for The Dakota Student. hot tubs and maids to clean ence between you succeeding on top of articles making it im- the battle fought and won, it She can be reached at possible to sit in one of your is rather satisfying. The apart- [email protected] your bathroom for you; I’ve and (dare I say it) learning seen that and a lot crazier at how to take care of yourself for student housing at the U of M. a change. Ads for “premier student My advice: Get over your- housing” or the “supreme col- self. Unless you truly think lege living experience” are try- you’re worthy enough to let ing to sell you an image of col- your parents pay another lege that completely distracts human being to clean the from its heart and soul. toothpaste stains out of your Since when do you need to bathroom mirror, spend that live like a prince to learn? money on something you Darwin didn’t have heated might actually enjoy and not floors on the HMS Beagle. something somebody who Watson and Crick didn’t profits off you said would need 24/7 high speed internet make you look cool. access with hotspot sharing ca- Will Beaton is the Editor-in-Chief pabilities to discover DNA. for The Dakota Student. Image courtesy of Pinterest. He can be reached at Bodhidharma Buddha nev- [email protected] Have anything interesting to say? Want to make your voice heard? The Dakota Student is looking for columnists with diverse and interesting opinions. Columnists have paid campus jobs that will help them build important writing skills and strong resumes. All are welcome to apply. To apply, visit www.dakotastudent.com/employment |NEWS Tuesday March 31, 2015 6 sion to be considered. of this committee. the submission process and going view, which reaches approximately The entries will be compiled The initial submission present- through all the names. 100,000 people. by PadillaCRT and a team led ed at the beginning of the meeting “I think that’s really, really am- The process for the public vote NICKNAME by Kelly O’Keefe, who provided didn’t have a box for an explana- bitious,” committee member Low- has not been decided yet, but the FROM PAGE 1 counsel for the previous Nickname tion, something the committee ell Schweigert said. “It’s a very, very committee plans to work on that Task Force that led to the creation members thought was an impor- emotional issue, and to get emo- during the month of April. tant piece. But it also creates a lon- tions in check takes time. It’s going The next step of the meeting ger time period for going through to take us some time to go through was to get a condensed list of the the submissions. those names.” attributes the committee wanted “We want to have at least a That timeline will give the the name to represent. little something for an explana- committee about 10 days in the Those attributes would be put tion,” Committee Chairman Karl beginning of May to go through on the submission form for the Goehring said. “How much time what is expected to be hundreds public to consider. and space are we going to allow?” of suggestions to narrow the ideas Although UND President down to three. Tailwheel Endorsements | Seaplane Ratings Robert Kelley wants a short list of This time was picked so the Biennial Flight Reviews Megan Hoffman is a staff writer three names to be voted on by the final public vote with the three for The Dakota Student. 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From left to right: Arby’s Jr. Roast Beef, McDonald’s McDouble and Burger King’s Rodeo Chicken Sandwich.

By Brendan McCabe the hard-shell taco from Taco John’s pieces of heaven). lot of substance to the sandwich. the thickness of the patties. Though The Dakota Student still managed to limbo underneath it. #3 Arby’s Jr. Roast Beef Upon closer inspection, I realized not as audaciously thin as Arby’s roast Perhaps I’ve been spoiled by the Red Price: $1.39 that $1.39 will buy you a bun and a beef, the McDonald’s patties were Like most college students, I have Pepper ever since moving to Grand Let me get this out of the way, out single slice of roast beef. That is practi- only about as thick as five credit cards grown intimately associated with two Forks, but quite frankly the Taco John’s of all of the fast food restaurants on the cally vegetarian. stacked on top of one another. Then things: perpetually being hungry and taco had no redeeming features. list, Arby’s has always been my favorite. If you really enjoy the buns at again you get two patties, so that is up- Perpetually having no money. The spiced meat paste in the taco Arby’s serves a better quality of food Arby’s but are tired of ordering sand- wards of 10 credit cards thick of beef. For that reason, I decided to sacri- had a texture of oatmeal that’s been than its competitors, and its prices usu- wiches with the overpowering taste of I still can’t decide if that statistic fice my arteries and try out four differ- cooked for too long. Do you know ally reflect that. It’s fairly easy to spend meat, buy the Arby’s Jr. Roast Beef. sounds impressive or not, so make the ent fast food value items all in the same what shouldn’t have the texture of oat- almost $10 on a combo there, so the #2 McDonald’s McDouble decision at your own discretion. night. The following is a list of those meal? Meat. fact that it offers a “Snack n’ Save” Price: $1.19 #1 Burger King Rodeo foods ranked from worst to best: No matter how strapped for cash menu is a godsend for cheapskates like I shouldn’t have to spend a lot of Chicken Sandwich #4 Taco John’s Crispy Beef you are, don’t waste your precious few me. time explaining what a McDonald’s Cost: $1.00 Taco dollars on Taco John’s Crispy Beef I have always been a fan of the burger tastes like. You all know the drill As soon as I pulled up to the Price: $1.29 Taco. (Note: the way I feel about their roast beef, so I fully expected to enjoy — not very good, but not bad enough Not that the bar was set particu- tacos does not reflect my opinion of its value priced version. After taking to stop eating it. larly high for this entire taste test, but their Potato Olés, which are circular my first bite, I noticed there was not a One thing that surprised me was FOOD page 9 “Cinderella” an update of original By Serianna Henkel The film begins with a touch- true to its 1950 animated prede- the magic of the Fairy God- Album The Dakota Student ing back story of how Cinderella cessor in almost all aspects. mother, to the elegant ball scene, came to be living under the com- The character of Cinderella to the overall vision of the vast Sixty-five years after its origi- mand of a wicked stepmother herself is kind, caring and pure, kingdom the film takes place in; nal animated release, the story and stepsisters, showing scenes of singing her way through life with “Cinderella” is vibrant and color- of Cinderella is back on the big a happy upbringing by her loving a group of animals as her only ful in every way. tells screen in a new, live-action adap- mother and father. friends. Although she may be too For a modern reinvention of tation. After Cinderella’s mother’s forgiving at times, Cinderella is a fairy tale, I would recommend The revamped “Cinderella” health takes a turn for the worse, not naïve, and is far from being a renting last year’s “Maleficent.” stars Lily James as its titular char- she leaves the world and her only one-dimensional character. But for the opportunity to see a story acter, with support from familiar daughter with the words “Have James as an actress takes on classic Disney animated feature MUSICREVIEW faces like Cate Blanchett as Lady courage and be kind,” a guiding her major role with a captivating come alive in an enchanting way, Tremaine, the Wicked Stepmoth- theme throughout the remainder realness, and the audience gets I would absolutely recommend “To Pimp a Butterfly” er and Helena Bonham Carter of the film. to pay witness to the growth of “Cinderella” and for this I give as the Fairy Godmother. For In an unexpected twist, Cin- a beloved character as Cinderella the film 4 out of 5 stars. those who are missing being able derella has hardly any twists at takes on major themes such as Serianna Henkel is a staff writ- ***** By Alex Stadnik to see Richard Madden on the all. Its take on the “Cinderella love and loss without crossing the er for The Dakota Student. She can The Dakota Student small screen, the former Game of story” is literal, and unlike other line into being cheesy. be reached at serianna.henkel@ Thrones star also stars as Prince modern re-workings of the classic What truly stands out in this my.und.edu Toward the beginning of “To Charming. story, the 2015 Cinderella stays film is the visual journey. From Pimp a Butterfly,” King Kendrick Lamar admits it himself — he is pissed off and wants people to know it. MOVIEREVIEW Through the assistance of his “Cinderella” production, Lamar carries an an- gry and sometimes manic theme through what is surely the best ***** hip-hop album of 2015 and quite possibly one of the best albums of 2015 period. As a fan of Lamar, Butterfly was a departure from what I and most fans expected for his follow up to the instant classic “good kid, m.A.A.d. city.” The perception in hip-hop is that Lamar is king of the industry and because of that I expected this album to be more of him pound- ing his chest letting people know it. He does that, but through the power of his music, not through bragging like so many rappers do in the genre. To be clear, this is not a light hip-hop album. There are very few songs that will see any radio

Lily James stars in “Cinderella” in theatres now. Photo courtesy of hoverc.com MUSIC page 9 8 |FEATURES Tuesday March 31, 2015 Absurdly entertaining: “Wrestling Isn’t Wrestling” By Alex Bertsch “Wrestling Isn’t Wrestling” cast. Photo courtesy of nerdreactor.com. The Dakota Student I’ve never been a professional MOVIEREVIEW wrestling fan. I’ve never understood the ap- “Wrestling Isn’t peal of watching choreographed Wrestling” fights between two men who look more like bears than people. That said, I do have many ***** friends who find this interesting, and they suggested I watch “Wres- tling Isn’t Wrestling,” a short film about the career and character arc of a wrestling superstar, Triple H. The film was directed by Max Landis, who wrote “Chronicle,” and its the son of the famous director John Landis, and his con- nections and relationships in Hollywood clearly show. The film features some famous faces including Haley Joel Osment, Seth Green, Macaulay Culkin and The Mythbusters. The wrestlers in the story however, are all played by women. The strange part of the film is that Landis narrates over the whole film, and provides the voices for all of the characters. The story mostly takes place in short, over- the-top clips that mock the melo- shows a lot of passion for the sub- professional wrestling as a story- watch more films like this one tell some good absurdist comedy, you drama in the actual story. ject matter. telling medium, yet this film told the story of wrestling than watch should definitely check it out. The style of the film is ludi- While I did not laugh the a story wrestling made over 20 a professional wrestling match. As far as free films on You- crously beautiful. It uses cheap whole time, the frenetic pace at years in 20 minutes, and I found On the whole though, I give Tube go, you’ll be hard pressed to aesthetics to tell the story of Tri- which the film moves kept the its it far more engaging than any the film 3 out of 5 stars. find something better than this. ple H in an interesting and engag- energy up, and it never became wrestling match. It provides a brief spark of ing way. boring. I have heard some people say entertainment that while not Alex Bertsch is the opinion editor The comedy is absurdist and That’s where the film encoun- this film will help to make people the most enjoyable, is still en- for The Dakota Student. the sheer inventiveness of the ters some problems. Landis is become fans of wrestling, but gaging, and taught me a story I He can be reached at whole production is amazing and constantly arguing the value of reflecting on it, I would rather didn’t know before. 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with one of the only major features need to listen to from start to finish to the Rodeo Chicken Sandwich was by MUSIC on Butterfly, as Snoop Dogg raps the truly appreciate. FOOD far the best value priced item of the FROM PAGE FROM PAGE 7 bridges about a young Lamar, then Lamar bucks the trend that has 7 night. air time. Lamar delves into the heavy setting up Lamar for his next verse. plagued hip-hop, in that he calls out Burger King drive thru, an electronic Warning themes of race in America, depres- Other highlights include Lamar racial and cultural problems instead sounding voice told me that it was Do not attempt to recreate this sion, the struggles of his fame and his examining himself through the con- of embracing them. While his new already to take my order. I don’t do well taste test at home. The human body is encounters with both God and Lu- trasting songs of “u” and “i.” bum is more focused on actual issues, under pressure, so I panicked and or- not designed to eat from four different cifer (referred to as Lucy throughout In “u,” Lamar raps from the per- Lamar makes it very clear that he’s not dered the top item off of their value fast food restaurants within a 60-min- the album). spective of his own depression, telling only the best in hip-hop, but one of menu. ute period. I spent the following three Though the subject matter may him how he alienates people close to the best, socially conscious artists in I had never heard of their Rodeo hours holding my aching stomach and be dark at times, that does not limit him and how he should feel ashamed music today. “To Pimp a Butterfly” Chicken Sandwich before, I was pleas- contemplating all of the mistakes I’ve Lamar and his producers when it for leaving his family and friends in is a socially important album that ev- antly surprised when I found out that made in life, starting with eating from comes to production. Compton. eryone should listen to and I would it was a chicken sandwich topped with four different fast food restaurants To call Butterfly a hip-hop album “Survivors guilt” is a theme La- gladly give it a 5 out of 5 stars. onion rings and slathered in barbe- within a 60-minute period. is almost doing it a disservice. Lamar mar struggles with throughout the cue sauce. And when I say slathered, Alex Stadnik is a staff writer Brendan McCabe is a staff writer masterfully mixes 70s funk, free form album, something that has led to his for The Dakota Student. I mean it in the sense that the Pacific for The Dakota Student. jazz and traditional hip-hop beats to depression. He can be reached at Ocean slathers the Mariana Trench. He can be reached at create the sometimes frenzied but Then on the flip side, in “i,” he [email protected] Despite the copious amount of sauce, [email protected] engrossing production. It’s not some- speaks on how it is so important to thing the casual hip-hop fan may en- express yourself and to love yourself, joy, but this is not an album for the even in the face of depression. casual fan. He also uses contrasting themes As with his previous albums, La- in the songs “For Sale” and “How mar weaves a story from the first bars Much a Dollar Cost”. In the former, of “Wesley’s Theory” to the thought Lamar raps out how the devil is at- provoking ending in “Mortal Man.” tempting to take his soul and lure him Almost every song ends with Lamar even further into temptation. speaking more and more to a mysteri- In “How Much a Dollar Cost,” ous person that is not revealed until Lamar shows how masterful of a sto- the last song. ryteller he is through his tale of an A majority of the album is predi- encounter with a homeless person cated on calling out parts of society during his trip to South Africa. He and culture that Lamar doesn’t agree examines how selfish he has become, with and thinks needs to change. refusing to give the bum any change. He kicks the album off with ex- It’s later revealed that the homeless amining and criticizing the entertain- man is God trying to bring Lamar ment industry for pimping out young back from the clutches of Lucy and black talent, or the butterfly. the entertainment industry. He continues on to speak on the Every song on Butterfly is a mas- corruption of money and greed and terclass in production and storytell- how it puts people in a box in “Insti- ing. While it may be off putting to tutionalized.” This jazzy joint comes some, this is an album music fans

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hearts dropped as the puck slid in the net in that final second. They’re back to end this one differently. “It feels pretty special,” Mc- Intyre said. “Going back to last year, we knew we had a strong core of players coming back that could really push the envelope this season. Collectively as a group, it feels incredible to get back for all of our hard work throughout the year. We’ve put in a lot of work and our team has really come together. It feels pretty dang special to get back there.” In order to get there, North Da- kota’s journey wasn’t without trials. A roster battling illness Satur- day night didn’t look that way after the first five minutes. Though the opening frame saw St. Cloud get one past McIntyre in the first few minutes, it didn’t rattle a team with confidence in its goaltender and its ability to quickly rebound. “This group’s been through an awful lot,” Hakstol said. “Not just this season — the bulk of JENNIFER FRIESE | THEDAKOTASTUDENT this group has been together over the last two seasons. If anything, it The UND men’s hockey team poses together after punching its ticket to the Frozen Four last Saturday at Scheels Arena. maybe gave us a little bit of a jolt.” The electric atmosphere might also have given a jump to the team. Andrew Panzerella didn’t necessarily expect to be called into the lineup, yet he rose to the occasion when Keaton Thompson was un- able to play due to illness. Terry DeMars, LICSW He said his teammates made Certified Hypnotist the transition simple, and his goal 1401 Central Ave, NW in the first period that equalized East Grand Forks, MN the teams was already written into 218.242.3368 the books beforehand, according to Panzerella. “I think it’s always part of the plan,” he said with a smile. And it was executed early for his second goal in the 77 games he’s played. It’s like when your Though he’s not been a con- mom says she’ll sistent name on the lineup sheet, pay half, but better. Hakstol said Panzerella is a player that heavily contributes to setting For every $1 you save, NDCAP matches $2 to the tone for the team. pay for your college tuition. Going to college To learn more call 701-232-2452 “He’s not in our lineup all that just got 200% easier. or email [email protected] much, but his work ethic, the type of teammate that he is, those are the things that set the bar,” Hakstol said. “It was not by accident that he could step into a situation like to- night and be successful. That’s not easy, especially when you haven’t been in the lineup on a consistent basis … That says all you need to know about the work that young man does.” That’s been a staple of this team — the depth of its lineup. The stage is set for a UND-Bos- ton University matchup on April 9. While North Dakota was encouraged by its loyal fan base last weekend, the tables might be turned with a Frozen Four tournament set in Boston. Whatever the case, this team has one goal in mind. Now two games away from a national championship, North Da- kota’s tenacity was geared toward that single goal last weekend. “We played with a purpose,” Hakstol said.

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Andrew Thome notched his first host Cal State Bakersfield in BASE victory of the season with an its home opener. Bakersfield FROM PAGE 12 impressive complete game. The comes in with a 12-13-1 record UND makes mark runs scored, and ranks second senior right hander was able to as of Sunday afternoon and in numerous categories such as record 11 strikeouts in his out- hopes to go break the consis- hits and total bases. ing and only allow one hit to his tent train and take three from Senior Ryan Reese has been last 17 batters faced. More im- UND. on— Current world and former women’s stage players compete the power of the lineup so pressive was with his 11 K’s as However, UND will be far the team, leading in long he moved fifth overall in career sure to try and continue its bombs with four and runs bat- strikeouts with 179. high-scoring performance in ted in. Senior Jeff Campbell Many of North Dakota’s its first game at Kraft Field. currently is the leader for slug- players currently rank above a ging percentage and hits, and .950 fielding percentage. Of second in batting average and the whole team, 17 players have Jack Harvey is a staff writer for The Dakota Student. doubles. three or less errors. He can be reached at On the mound for UND, This Thursday, UND will [email protected]

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Monique Lamoureux (left) and Jocelyne Lamoureux (right) skate at Ralph Engelstad Arena during their time at UND. Though they graduated after the 2012-13 season, the twins still had the chance to represent their country on the ice. File photos. By Ben Novak ment in 2012 and was announced The Dakota Student Player of the Game in the United States 9-2 win over Canada. ® Current, former and incoming Last Friday in the first games North Dakota women’s hockey of the tournament, the United players are overseas this week com- States defeated Canada 4-2. Both peting in the 2015 Ice Hockey Lamoureux sisters had points in PIZZA Women’s World Championship in the win over Canada. HUT. ORDER COM Malmo, Sweden. Halli Krzyzaniak will be skat- ONLINEN North Dakota has ties to playing with the Canadian senior team ers on five out of the eight teams for the second time in her ca- participating in the event. reer. 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The national team goal while short- two sisters have been the driving handed Eisenschmid also joins her force behind the success of team younger sister Nicola, who plays USA in the previous IIHF Wom- forward for team Germany. en’s World Championships. The Women’s World Champi- Together, they have accumu- onship will run through this week lated 57 points in the four years of and finish on April 3. The United skating for team USA. Both sisters’ States has taken home the gold five best performance came in 2012 times since 2005. After upending when Monique posted seven goals Canada in the first game, it looks to and seven assists and Jocelyne be on pace to bring home another. scored four times, while also assist- Canada and the Unites States have ing on five USA goals. played in the gold medal game ev- The Lamoureux sisters have ery year of the tournament. won gold in this tournament in 2009, 2011 and 2013, and brought Ben Novak is a staff writer for The Dakota Student. home silver in 2012. Monique was He can be reached at the top goal scorer in the tourna- [email protected] Tuesday March 31, 2015 DS SPORTS Setting sail on a Boston-bound ship — UND men’s hockey team en route to Frozen Four tournament after winning West Regional final By Elizabeth Erickson The Dakota Student Zane McIntyre skated to the blue line before last Saturday night’s game as UND’s starting goaltender. His name had been called, but the announcer’s voice was barely audible over the 5,307 screaming fans — most of them in green — at Scheels Arena in Fargo. It was the largest crowd the arena had ever seen. After the game, students who had been standing for hours packed behind the net continued pound- ing on the glass, celebrating with the UND men’s hockey team that was Boston-bound to the Frozen Four for the second year in a row. As the host team of the NCAA West Regional, North Dakota wel- comed Quinnipiac, Michigan Tech and St. Cloud State for a chance to punch a ticket to the Frozen Four. It was the two NCHC rivals that met in the regional final last Saturday, North Dakota ultimately succeeding with a 4-1 victory over SCSU. The clocked ticked down and the final buzzer sounded. The entire UND bench exploded and skated toward the glass behind the Hobey Baker finalist to celebrate with the students who had made the trip south to cheer on the team. “I think when you look at the attendance rates throughout college hockey, it’s no question UND is No. 1 for a reason,” McIntyre said. “You go across the whole state, it’s UND Fighting Sioux colors and bleeding green and stuff. It’s pretty special to be a part of, not only as a player, but as a teammate for all these guys and all these coaches … It’s pretty special is all I can say. Thank you guys.” Though the unwavering support Top: The UND men’s hockey team salutes fans at Scheels Arena after securing a 4-1 victory and a trip to the Frozen was common all season, UND knew Four in Boston. Bottom left: Members of the team pose with UND fans who cheered them on. Bottom right: Seniors there were no guarantees. Michael Parks and Mark MacMillan high five. Photos by Jennifer Friese/The Dakota Student. “What a tremendous atmosphere for our players to have the opportu- environments before.” forward with more control of its own onship banner is ready for the next the last game of the hockey season nity to play in,” Hakstol said. “You’re It was a bit more familiar for fate. stop. It’s been traveling on this road that would crown the winner was not guaranteed anything this time of North Dakota. The team clinched a For the 21st time in school his- since the beginning of the season — severed. the year playing in an environment tournament berth last season thanks tory, the Frozen Four became a reality since a rival Gopher team ended its This year’s team is largely com- like this in your home state, because to the fate of other teams’ results once again. season in the Frozen Four semifinals posed of the same players whose the teams are so good. Everybody around the country. This season, its A UND team in 15-year drought last season in sixth tenths of a second. that we’re playing has been in these 29-9-3 record was enough to send it of raising another national champi- In a flash, any hope of playing TRIP page 10

Baseball— UND to play teamhome opener swings this week roadafter dominating wins, Northern ready Colorado to be over homeweekend

By Jack Harvey “Biggest thing we’re going to The team did just that as it After playing its first 21 highs are far exceeding the The Dakota Student have to do is score runs,” UND won Friday by a score of 6-3 and games on the road, the Green and lows. coach Jeff Dodson said before didn’t let off the gas Saturday for White will be looking to do some At the plate, senior infield- Before returning to its heading out to Northern Colo- a victory by a score of 11-6. home cooking as they open up an er Tyler Follis leads the team home field this week, the UND rado. “If we go out there with UND was playing with a eight-game homestand starting not only batting average, but baseball team stomped on the the mindset that to up six runs a purpose this weekend after being this Thursday. also on-base percentage and Northern Colorado Bears on game, it’s going to take the pres- swept by Grand Canyon the week It’s been a season of up and its weekend roadtrip. sure off our pitchers.” before. downs for the team so far, but BASE page 11

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