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t Athletic Dept. Nearly Stays Within Budget

By JEAN CLAUDE de la FRANCE thanks to innovative promotion and Head News Writtr community support paid for itself. It was Harry Mallios' baby. It is believed that this is a first ever It was his first, and it was a suc­ for such program in the nation. cess, so the UM director of athletics Two television appearances net­ smiles broadly when he speaks of ted the football team $430,000 — the athletic budget. enough to help the team pay for its For the first time in a decade, the expenses. Athletic Department had come If things look good now, the close to meeting its budget. prospects for the future look even "This was the first budget I actu­ better. ally put together," he said. Consider these statistics: The story is very unfamiliar — So far, the ticket office has sold kind of delicate, like a newborn 15.000 season tickets; last year, baby — and Mallios treats it with a only 9,000 were sold at this time. cradle of carefully chosen words. Florida State University drew the How close did they come? largest crowd in the Orange Bowl Miami Hurricane/STU BA YER $60,000. last year, 51.000. More than 70.000 IIM Preside!.. Tad Foot? Discusses His Position On CFA Controversy Vs Head Football Coach Howard That is a lot of money. But con­ tickets have been sold for the open­ sider that the Athletic Department er against the Florida Gators tomor­ .Schellenberger Looks On had fallen into the habit of missing row. its budget by a million bucks. Should the 'Canes keep on win­ The year before, the department ning, Orange Bowl clashes with lost $1.3 million — and found that Notre Dame and Penn State have reason to celebrate. the potential also to draw sizeable Those days may be over, though. crowds. People in the department are talk­ With the possibility that the Ath­ Decision Day ing about making money. letic Department will make money, "If we go to a major bowl, we cynics are wondering whether the could actually make money." Mall­ department intends to "repay" the ios said. University for the money it has Mallios has reason to be optimis­ been losing in the past decade. Foote Considers Options In CFA Vote tic; so far, he has made all the right Mallios wants them to stop wan­ moves. dering. Last year, he reorganized his de­ "I wish we could go to a major partment and eliminated seven posi­ bowl and make two million dol­ By JEAN CLAUDE de la FRANCE Although reports in the national tions. lars," he said. "I'd turn it all over to lle>od NtWI Writer media indicate that this could signal He also reduced thc budgets in all the University and tell them 'here, the unwitting end of a long rela­ men's sports. take it. it's yours to do whatever Televison contracts for College tionship between the two associa­ The UM baseball program. vou want to do with it.' " Football coverage may force an un­ tions, Mallios said a break is not im­ wanted ahowde.wn between tht. Na­ minent. tional Collegiate Athletllc Associa­ posed contract would run out. will have to wait until I have •'rhe medi .,*• tie saw, "tia» »wcollege football arc members of legal questions which could not be NCAA and the CFA stems from and the CFA schools is not impossi­ many students in them this fall as have not yet registered. both the CFA and the NCAA, ex­ answered at the time. rights to negotiate television cover­ ble. they did last fall. Shoffner named one possible rea­ cept for the teams of the Pac-10 and Foote, contacted in his office, age of big time football by the three "I hope we never have to choose And although the director of Res­ son for the decrease in residence Big 10 conferences. All CFA mem­ said that "the lawyers for the Uni­ networks. The NCAA, whose con­ one from the other," Mallios said. idence Halls can name a few rea­ halls occupancy as the apparent in­ bers also belong to the NCAA. versity have been in touch with tracts with ABC and CBS run until He refrained from saying which sons, he is at a loss to completely crease in available off-campus Members of the CFA will meet CFA lawyers, and they have ln turn 1982, contends that by being mem­ one he would choose. explain the decrease. apartments. He reasoned that, since September 10 in Georgia, to vote on been in touch with NBC lawyers." bers of the NCAA, schools automat­ The NCAA has threatened to As usual. Residence Halls provid­ the Department of Residence Halls a five-year contract with NBC for As a result, the president said, he ically give up the right to negotiate place on probation any school ed some incoming students with has a longer list of students living game coverage for its member has learned "secondhand that many their own contracts for televison which sides with the CFA. Should temporary arrangements at the off campus, "the housing market is schools. of the legal problems have now coverage. the NCAA put a school on proba­ University Inn at the beginning of a bit more readily available this been resolved." He added that "that tion, "It will affect all sports in the fall semester. The office is now year. In a preliminary approval vote Members of the CFA disagree, es­ quickly moving those students into last week, 31 schools voted for the has not been confirmed yet ... ne­ pecially since their own pact with (that school's athletic- program," "There will be more homes, gotiations are still going on at some Mallios said. empty UM dorm rooms. Last fall, apartments, and condominiums for contract, 22 schools voted against, NBC would bring in more revenue some University Inn students and five schools — including the considerable intensity." to the CFA schools. Furthermore, sale in the area," he said. "This may The results of such a probation weren't able to move into UM dor­ have influenced some students ... University of Miami — abstained. Foote made news at the Atlanta should the CFA vote to accept the could be disastrous. Few of the CFA mitories until early October. Three schools did not have their meeting when he expressed his be­ NBC offer, then ABC-TV and CBS to live off campus." schools have more than one major "I speculate that there are proba­ Another possible reason, said voting credentials in order. lief that any contracts should be will be stuck with 20 teams to sport. According to UM President E. tied to strong commitment by CFA cover between them. bly fewer students here this year Shoffner, is the high percentage of Thaddeus Foote II, the University of members to improve academic and However, Harry Mallios, UM's Mallios, however, cast doubt than last year," said George Shoff­ enrolled students living in Dade Miami abstained because though admisson standards. director of athletics, insists that upon such a possibility. "There has ner, director of Residence Halls. County. the contract has some obvious fi­ "I raised that possibly in Atlanta that money is not the major reason been a lot of saber rattling by both "We do not know what the regis­ "These students are the ones that nancial advantages, several clauses and there was a great deal of sym­ prompting the CFA to seek its own sides," he said, "but that remains to tration figures are yet because thay live with their families," he said, did not meet with Foote's approval. pathy," Foote said. deal. be seen." are still coming In." "and they contribute much to the Topping the president's list is a "I have made several proposals to "We have never, ever given our decrease in occupancy rate." NBC, meanwhile, is offering to Shoffner noted that this year's Shoffner reasoned that it is clause that would give NBC the the CFA as it sets up to adopt this property rights to the NCAA," pay half the legal fee of the expect­ actual physical occupancy was 96 right of first refusal for any con­ program. Mallios said. "We have not even ed court battle which will result percent at the close of late registra­ tract beyond 1987, when the pro­ "1 have not made a decision yet. I given up that right to the CFA." should the contract be ratified. tion. He said this figure could in­ See page ../DORMS

Coral Gables Attacks 'Space Invaders'*. mmm^^m^^W-.' $ hrfm But Union Game Room Eludes Ban ; «i -PIfc yf* By JEREMY M. LANG had another opinion. Head Sews Writer "The arcades most definitely contribute [to juvenile delinquency]," Koronkowicz said. "We made a survey x F'or most people, the "Space Invaders" will finally of about 10 arcade houses in Dade. Where they were l f '" it be eliminated — not by skilled teenage hands, but by game arcades only, every one had problems." L Coral Gables politicians. A Coral Gables city ordinance The kinds of crimes common to the arcades are banning video games in public arcades takes effect in drug arrests, car vandalism, purse snatchings, and U j • 20 days. strong-arm robberies, according to Koronkowicz. i J; 'ijfoifc-B. ^n jfl B| • '*;' S The Coral Gables chief of police's belief that 'Space "The machines promoted a crime situation, a drug : Invaders" and all other video games to cause juvenile exchange place. I have nothing against he machines ) delinquency recently led to a proposal to ban the themselves or the people who play them, but the envi­ •*5_^H* ^' games. Four commissioners and Coral Gables Mayor m ronment leads to crime — which we can do without," mWt *' William Chapman voted on the proposal. Koronkowicz said. Commissioner Harry Wilson later summed up the m D'Pizza is the nearest off-campus establishment feelings of the anti-video side. W with video games. Manager Benny Morein is uncon­ **S -_-#* •..-**,• "What's the point of having a Chief of Police if you - •• • tjon't listen to him?" Wilson asked. cerned. He said the games have not caused him any trouble and his business will not decrease when the ... ^B and two other commissioners voted for the ban, games are removed. **9 while' tfie Mayor and one commissioner voted against iff, :• Patron Barbara Zalta. whose favorite games are i ,r, it. • WmWin ~* *^8__H! "Space Invaders" and "Breakout." said she doesn't "' '-. ji .« The game room at the University of Miami has slip­ think the games cause delinquency. ped through the ban, according to Commissioner Wil­ liam Kudyk, who voted against the Coral Gables ban. "It's something you do when you have nothing else ^P

to do, between classes, " said her friend, F'abio Palacio. • In the community, opinion seems to be similarly split. For those who are addicted, one arcade has slip­ Sandy Manopla said she would simply "buy Atari, • ped through the ban. subject to a review after one year. or play tennis more,"when the games are taken out. --,«jiM______fc_, > The arcade will be used to test what effects such places UM student Andrew LeClaire has experienced the i^^fl have on children. The building will be located at 1586 same ban in his home town of Waterville. Maine. His Ik. South Dixie Highway, next to the OK Feed Store. younger brother was recently state champion for "As­ __fe» Joe Pineda, director of the Student Union, was teroids." ^•^U timmW * asked if he'd ever had any trouble in the UM arcade. LeClaire was asked what he thought of the ban. •(Wfe "We've had very little problem o\er the years." he "It sucks," he said. g^5fctf*» replied "The kids hav.- been very well behaved. Once Why v. ill people who play the games miss them? i in a while someone will get carried away and hit the Perhaps UM student Todd Cespedes has the answer. \ machine, but that's the extent of it." "It's a release. You can just disappear into your Vie. mmmWm B_____B own little world." Coral Gables Police Officer Dennis Koronkowicz \ idco Gamed W ill Remain It. Student 1 nion Miami H .m.un, sn r \ w u , 1 Page 2. Friday September 4, 1981 THE MIAMI MUMICArU UPDATE Chaplains Emphasize 'A Time To Care

MEETINGS $*s**crta Te Tae Ham can. At the Schera Ulk, a student af­ Carothers, author of "Caring For Wesley Foundation: and the UM ORGANIZATION FOR JAMAICAN UNITY: The fir* faire topic lunch, a buffet will cost the World," will speak at breakfast Rathskeller will host events with ing will be held today the Flamingo Ballroom at 3:00 p.m.. lactams and laochcotu can.a_.fia 82; a served lunch, $3.50. Reserva­ and lunch at the Wesley Founda­ live bands for the UM family at 9 ments will be served atrmnd lira tbame "A Time to Car* ' tions ean be made by calling tion; and a film on energy conserva­ p.m. FEC: The Federacion de Est_tf._n.ee Cubanos aril haw a \ M«ti«8ht thto year's Religions Em- 284-4922. tion will be shown before the fea­ The week concludes with a con- pert by Alan Yott and a watermelon beer party for members and friends at tha Orange Bowl p-rtrtng tola t •Mrda Week, whieh cootinurt ture film at a free presentation at Utroafh Sapteiwber 11. The celebn- Each breakfast and lunch during Beaumont Cinema at 6, 8, and 10 party, all scheduled for September 1:30 p.m. tomorrow. For mora information caff X62BO. 11 from 11:30 a.m.to 1:30 p.m. near JUDO CLUB: The Judo Club wHl ba haying mealing an Tua_d_y am* ttoa ta -ponabied by the University the week will be sponsored by a p.m. ChaptalDa Aaaociatim aad campua the Rock in front of the Student Thursday at 7:30 p.m. in the Lana Recreation Center. Irr.au.,ttnrw and campus organization and will be PM open only to members of that par­ On September 10, Carothers Union. practices are held. For more information call Alan at 863-6100. RabM Mark Kram, president at ticular group. speaks at breakfast and then in a For further information, call SCIENCE FICTION ACADEMY: There will ba a maadng an Tuasday UMaanfty Chaplains Aaaoc- iatkm Alao on Sept. 9, Dr. J. Edward public speech at 7:30 pm. at the 665-6048. at 6 p.m. in room 206 of tha Student Union. TNa le for afl atuetorta •nd dtoactor of the Hillel Jewish interested in writing, reading, or reviewing science fiction and Nii.>a> Student Center, aaM, The week la books or movies. Mr the entire Ull community MEAM: There will ba a general rneetmg on Thursday at tOO p.m. Bl arfftoaa common Unit le t hei r concern the Engineering Lounge for all intereated In working on tha NfcW__| abrmt caring, whether It be for the Students Should Read Handbook issue of the MEAM. C9_v_ro_M_r_, (me t peers or one a DORM RESIDENTS: There wilt be a meeting to prot art urm* trert- aat.. Special to lm* Hurricane residents is Section D.21, "Room lations concerning the possession ment of students by the Residence Hafts Offica on Tuaaday at 8:00 " ' A Time To Care' offers an op­ portunity to meet fellow student*. Entry and Search and Seizure Poli­ and consumption of alcoholic bever­ p.m. piuftaauis and adminiatratora and Students ere expected to read the cy," which enumerates the rights ages. SAFAC: The Student Activity Fee Allocation ComfnlHaa wf_ haM to learn more about how much StadeM Rights and Responsibilities and responsibilities of University elections for student activities representation Wadnaaday. Any num­ there le la Miami to cara about." Handbook carefully so that they personnel and students, and ex­ Sandler also outlined the new ber of a student organization which has received ittfJhw SAFAC fund­ RabM David Sapperstein of the may be apprised of University poli­ plains the proper procedure for con­ UM Trespass Policy: The University ing for fiscal 1981-82 is elegible. SAFAC haa not yat dataimlnad tha Reflgjoue Action Center, Washing­ cies and procedures, according to ducting a room search. reserves the right at all times to location of the elections. For more information call X9640. ton, D.C, will apeak on the topic of William W. Sandler, dean of stu­ According to John Stolfi, admin­ prohibit trespass on its property. FRENCH CLUB: Anyone interested in Franch ra Irnrftad ta dra Franer. eartag at tha Hillel. 1100 Stanford dent personnel. istrative assistant to the dean of Trespass warnings may be issued, Club meeting Wednesday at 9 p.m. in room 24S of tha 8tud_rrt Dr., at areakfaat and lunch Sept 8. Copies ef this year's handbooks student personnel, the handbook either orally or in writing, by Uni­ Union. Tke Meet Rev. Mm J. Neviss, are available at the following loca­ contains an error in section B.I, versity personnel whose responsi­ "Alcoholic Beverages." This section bilities include building and proper­ SCUBA CLUB: The UM Scuba Club meets ******** Monday at 8 p.m, antitory bishop of the Archdicxcese tions: Student Personnel Deans Of­ flce (Building 21-HX Dean of Stu­ presently reads, "Students 18 years ty supervision or the general safety in the Flamingo Ballroom. Everyone ia wetioilis. of Miami aad rector of St John VI- uney COHefa Seminary, will apeak denU Offlce (Building 21E), Student or older are permitted to use and and protection of persons and/or KARATE CLUB: The Karate Club meets for fratnfng Tu on "what It Meaaa To Care From A Union Information Desk, and Resi­ possess alcoholic beverages within property. Thursdays from 4 to 6 p.m. in the Lane Recreation Centar. Christian Perspective" at 7:30 p.m. dence Halls Main Desk. the confines of their rooms ...." CHRISTIAN SCINCE ORGANIZATION: The Sept. B in Brockway Lecture Hall of Tbe Stedeat Handbook undergoes This passage has been changed to Under this new policy, Sandler Tuesdays at 6 p.m. at 1115 Levante St. An are • tke Otto G. Riehter Library. annual modification and students read as follows: "Students 19 years noted, UM Public Safety officers USBG SENATE: The Senate holds an open tnaeHnB avary ' Dr. Eaoa Schera of Miami-Dade should be aware of these changes, or older are permitted to use and may issue trespass warnings to any day at 4 p.m. in the Flamingo Ballroom (Room 228A. StudMI Unteni, Community CoUege will talk on Sandler said. Sandler stressed that possess alcoholic beverages within student or non-student whose pres­ STUDENT RIGHTS AGENCY: Anyone rntaraated In Jernino tha en- "Alternate Sources of Energy" at studenU living or visiting the Uni­ their rooms or apartments as speci­ ence poses a threat to the general campus student legal aid should attend the SRA WMfceJ. ' touch Sept 10 In the Flamingo Bali- versity residence halls should con­ fied in the terms of the Alcoholic safety of persons and property days at 5:30 p.m. in Room 244 of the Student Untan. room of the Whitten Memorial Stu­ sult the Student Handbook for in­ Beverage Policy." under University jurisdiction UM AMATEUR RADIO CLUB: Tha Amateur Radio CH* I dent Union. formation concerning residence This correction, Stolfi said, is and/or creates an inconvenience to ings Thursdays at 6 p.m. on tha sixth floor of tha Sd*___l ef Cnghnai - Tke Nevina and Schera talks are halls. necessary in order for University the proper functioning of Universi­ ing and Architecture. Everyone is invrteud. open to the public Of special interest to on-campus policy to comply with Florida regu­ ty employees. METHODIST CAMPUS MINISTRY: Tha ministry held* **__* era/ Bagels, a breakfast discussion, every Sunday at 9:49 era. at 1210 Stanford Drive. MAGNUM 370 SAILBOARD TODAYS VW SOUTH ON-CAMPUS HAPPENINGS WO>1\\ QUALITY USED CARS STUDENT ORIENTATION SERVICE / RATMBRfUOt AOVWORY BOARD: There will be a Gator Hater party twmaree. at $ pm. •—• Become an authorized campus- >ll IH4 \l C I.YI l-lt 238-0900 after the game against Florida. Bring all your dbguet. CHABAD HOUSE: Chabad Houaa hefcfe eemtoae and tot »a_-J_a_. dealer for the Magnum 370 Sail- WE BUY ALL dinner every Friday at 6 p.m.. Chabad Houaa M) tocated at 1540 Al­ berga Avenue. board, the World's biggest selling • SAFE SIMPLE MAKES OF CARS LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRY: "Pratoa and M That JIB," a ABORTIONS weakly folk/jazz masa, begins Septambar 13 et 1210 Stanford Ortta. V4 VANR_n_ejlt.il'S, & TRUCKS UNITED BLACK STUOENTS: A Wine end Cheese Affair ****** Ba MB sailboard. See it displayed at '73 Ford Pmto •74 Mud. Pickup tonight at 5 p.m. in the Afro Centar. There ari ba a Wotiuno Badk • LOWEST FEES •79 Honda Pr*ud. '77 Toyota ej.nr a party tomorrow in the Flamingo Bedroom at 10 p.m. SPEC'S MUSIC STORE, 1570 S. •76 Triumph TR? IN AREA 76 AMC Malador SIGMA CHI FRATERNITY: Little srster ruah party ***** •• *•_-_ %** 75 VoUeawaaen Conv. 76Sub.ru/W0 night and tomorrow night at 9:00 p.m. at the S_gme CM houaa. 76Chrv_rtr Dixie Hwy., next to Swensons. 7- . ord Mustang HILLEL: A shah-bath dinner celebration will take ptoee CB Wnkjfrt al 74 Toyota C.Ik « .3 Volkawaofn Conv 6:00 p.m. at Hillel, 1100 Stanford Drive. The COM W* ba 11.90 far FREE PREGNANCY '60 Audi 40* 73 Volkswmn Kaenvan C affiliates and $3.00 for rton-effitiatee. Ptaaaa R8VP by 4:00 p.nv. TESTS BMW 3_0t'lT 10 choos. contact 7. Hood. M_i 665-6948. with immmdiatm rasuffs 77 Toyota Cllc 75 VolksvrtQW Rabbi. 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Page 3 Halls 'A Lot Quieter This Year'

From page 1 /DORMS with the usual beginnlng-of-the- no one else had mentioned. Lynne year problems." she said. "(Com­ Barrows, a 960 Complex resident, cheaper to live in a University Resi­ plex Director] Shirley Ingold is observed that the dorms aren't as dence Hall than to live off campus. Buy a Gator Hater T- doing an excellent job." full this year, and then said, "I While students living on campus One resident, however, brought would imagine it's because of tui­ shirt from Pi Kappa sign nine-month contracts, he said, up another possible reason for the tion and because of a decrease in fi­ "students living away will have to dorm population decrease, a reason nancial aid." Alpha for $3.50 in sign a 12-month contract, and other the Breezeway and expenses like transportation will be additional." ge* an invitation to a Shoffner also pointed out this Ash Named Associate Dean 20-keg party tonight summer's improvements in the campus dorms, including ceiling Special lo the Hurricane at 9:00 p.m. at the versity, a master's degree in theolo­ reparations, new physical fitness Dr. James L. Ash, Jr., has been gy from Southern Methodist Uni­ Pike house. rooms, recreation rooms, and music named associate dean of the College versity, and M.A. and Ph.D. degrees practice rooms, and replaced win­ of Arts and Sciences and director of from the University of Chicago in dows. Honors and Privileged Studies. The American social, intellectual, and "There is no reason for students appointment, announced by Acting religious history. His book on the not to want to live here," he con­ Provost Clarene Stuckwisch and emergence of religious studies in cluded. "Nothing is different from Dean Arthur Brown of the College the twentieth century secular uni­ the previous year that would cause of Arts and Sciences, was effective versity will soon be published by students to say they don't want to August 1. the Southern Methodist University live here." Dr. Daniel L. Pals, assistant pro­ Press. Several dormitory residents fessor of religion who joined the Ash came to the University in interviewed earlier this week ech­ UM in 1980, will serve as acting 1977 as an assistant professor of re­ Miami Hurricane/STU BA YER oed Shoffner's sentiments. chairman of the religion depart­ ligion. He has been chairman of the "I find it a lot quieter this year," ment. A search will be conducted department of religion since June said one unidentified Eaton resi­ for a permanent chairman. 1979 and associate professor since dent. "People are nice and everyone As director of the Honors Pro­ May of this year. While chairman of helps each other." gram, Ash succeeds Dr. John Harri­ the department. Ash expanded the "Mahoney-Pearson seems as full son, who directed the program for curriculum, recruited a distin­ Executive Backs 'Howling Hurricanes' as last year, only with different seven years until his retirement guished faculty, and formed a com­ people and much more organisa­ June i. Each year about 500 stu­ munity support organization for the By MARTHA MARTIN Students have also become in­ the 'Canes and always be a good tion," said Mahoney resident Nancy dents participate in the Honors Pro­ department consisting of some one Assistant News Editor volved. There will be 10 cheer­ sport. Waterman. gram, a university-wide undergrad­ hundred area civic leaders. Depart­ In the hope of increasing the leaders in the stands — three cou­ "We're doing this first class all Edie Knowlpon, from the 1968 uate curriculum of special courses ment enrollments doubled during school spirit at the UM football ples in the governor's box and two the way," Lyman said. "Since we Complex, said, "The dorm looks for superior students. his chairmanship. He received a games this season, a local business­ in the aisles. have a first class football team, we good and the student population Ash's academic training includes Professor of the Year award in man has created the Howling Hurri­ "The cheerleaders will be there want the fans to be that way too. seems to be adjusting to college life a B.A. from Abilene Christian Uni­ 1981. canes Super Fans Organization to lead the crowd in cheers," said (HHSFO). Wid Lyman, captain of the HHSFO. -I Ed Holmes, administrative vice "It's gonna be real cheerleading." president of Aero Systems and pres­ Their uniforms, megaphones and Buses Set To Go To Game MIAMI VS_ _Ff**ORfDA I ident of Ad/Ventures International, sound system were donated by I started HHSFO in 1978, when he Holmes and the various other cor­ Special to the Hurricane Mark Light Baseball Field on San promised to double the amount of porations which support the organi­ Bus transportation to and from Amaro Avenue; Little River, NE 79 I i FREE 12 OZ. SOFT DRINK I his season tickets — then 15 — zation. To help pay for all the the Orange Bowl for the football Street between 1st and 2nd ave­ : > — i I each year for the following four equipment, HHSFO is selling t- game tomorrow will be available nues; the Coral Gables Bus Termi­ I years. He bought 30 in 1979, then shirts and hats in the breezeway. free to students and at the cost of nal at 2320 Salzedo St. (metered Students: 64 in 1980. This year, Holmes pur­ Any money left over at the end of $1.75 for non-students. parking); and the Golden Glades Be sure to pick up your coupon at I chased 160. That amount is tops for season will be donated to the foot­ Six buses will leave from the 960 Interchange (where 1-95, the Flori­ I both individuals and businesses. ball team. Complex at 2:00 p.m. Four more da Turnpike, the Palmetto Express­ the Orange Bowl on Saturday I Holmes has bought approximate­ Three twirlers will also be in the will depart from the Union Circle way, and US 441 unite). ly 1400 seats for Saturday's game stands and will be doing routines on Stanford Drive at 2:30 p.m., but These buses will leave for the Or­ Afternoon.. I against Florida. These are at the 50 coordinated with a pep band. There students are asked to be there by ange Bowl two hours before kickoff Compliments of I yard line on the South side of the will be a different band for every 2:15 p.m. Eleven more buses will be time, and the last bus from each lot Orange Bowl. The tickets can be home game. leaving from 960 at 2:30 p.m., and will depart 15 minutes before the I purchased by businesses and groups HHSFO has even found itself a six will return to pick up stragglers game begins. They will return to ^^LVETCREME^ OPEN I in blocks of 25, 50, 75 and 100 as a mascot, a "Hurricane hound" they and leave at 3:15 p.m.. the lots immediately following the 24 HOURS I special promotional package. call Rustle. Students can ride free by present­ game. "But this is by no means limited To become an official member of ing their ID'S. The fare for these buses will be I to businesses and groups," Holmes HHSFO, one pays the $10 member­ Park 'n' Ride bus service will be $1.75 each way and riders are DOUGHNUT SHOP I says. 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Letter Writer Has Write Idea

A letter to the editor from a student named David R. Craw, has provoked us to re-examine our opinion of UM's registration process and take another long hard look at things. Mr. Craw cites many valid points, all of which add up to the fact that our system is antiquated, frustrating, and not very efficient. (focal JcHitiH •

Item: Craw says he was denied coupons to courses he needed in order to graduate. This is ludicrous. Is it not the purpose of this school to educate people for four years, and see that they can obtain entry to the necessary courses?

Item: Craw points out that the efficiency of this Uni- I HCVSR THOUGHT I MOULD S££ THS DflV I versity is at an optimum when it comes to sending out bills. This is true. Almost all of us have received at least WAS GLftt> TO BS m HSUZ: one of those infamous pinkish-orange slips which cheer­ fully request: PAYMENT THANK-YOU. Payment thank you? It's usually for a window shutter in your dorm room which your room mate removed. Or perhaps it is for a parking ticket you received as a freshman. Nevertheless, He Stole From The Poor, when it comes to money, UM never forgets who owes w hat- Item: Why can't other offices of the University work as efficiently? Why are cancellations in courses posted one minute before registration? Why can't a student be noti­ And Gave To The Rich fied in advance, when a course he was pre-advised for is no longer offered? Why must a student be forced to make an on the spot By HOWIE BURNS the creameth of the cropeth, found traveling along the walk- thou stench-filled nave! Thine decision that will affect his whole semester, when he is and thou knoweth. Sir Adolpho or ethways of Baltimoretown, a budget hath not been balanced lost in the tangled, emotional, labyrinth we so humbly call MARIANA PERALTA Laurent, could cover that fair town that would depresseth in many a fortnight, and if I do registration? flesh on its way to grand occas- even the most unfairest of maid­ not balance it soon, I shall be If thou walketh through the sions in far away lands). ens. beheaded. So hitteth the road, Item: Craw is right when he says UM does not facili­ fair forests of Washingham. in In another part of the grand Having passeth two hours in Jacketh. and don't you come tate instruction. Our advising process is more confusing our fairest province of Columby, White Castle sitteth Sir Ron­ search of a boar's head for the back no more, no more, no than explanatory. and if providence should shine ald's band of merry men. a rag­ evening meal, the merry mm more! And the five minute consultations that take place on her countenance upon thee, thou ged yet jovial troupe, who pas- are approached by' a peasant. "Dispose of him. Sir Stock­ the the scene at registration are the worst. How can any­ may runneth into the abbey of seth the hours devising ways of The peasant exclaimath. "My man of Omb." one be expected to select a semester's worth of classes in Sir Ronald of Medfly and his ridding the townsfolk of their food stampeths — they have "Yes, sire, I shall bringeth his five minutes? Impossible. fair maiden. Lady Nancian. worldly fortunes, and eating lit­ ceased to fall into my fair box- carcass beforeth the Supremeth Unhappy students, who have taken the wrong class­ In this fair dwelling, thou tle square hamburgers. eth of mail. What art the Court of the land." es, make for a very high attrition rate. shalt findeth many pots of gold, On this September morn. Sir story?" "Good man. Give him to San­ and the fairest of cloths (only Ronald and his men are to be "Choketh on your tongueth. dra, it'll give her a senseth of Item: Finally, it is apparent that nothing has been being. Let us returneth to ine done to improve the horrendous, frustrating task of wait­ White Castle for some square ing In line. boarburgers." Is it too much to ask that our University install com­ puterized registration? The next day. while Sir Ron­ This is a huge school, a multi-million dollar operation ald lay catatonic-like beside the with many facilities that are state of the art. But let's face unclad flesh of his fair Nancian. it, all else is worthless if students can't register. Sir Stockman of Omb and Sir Computerized registration is available at the majority Regan of Firstnational camath of Universities in this country, especially the large ones. crashing into the Royal Sack- We are years behind, and need this process now. in room, frantic and breathless. order to maintain decent standards. "Sire, you must awaketh in a hurry," yelled Sir Regan, "the old folk in Geriatrica are revolt­ ing. Thou believeth that you have takeneth away their secu­ STAFF rity!" "Boulderdash," exclaimed Sir Ronald, "Thine age exceedeth This newspaper is published semi-weekly during the regular ac­ all folk from Geriatrica, hands ademic year. Copyright 1971 by the University of Miami. Copy­ downeth. Besides, I must balan right 1968 by the University of Miami's undergraduate Student ceth my budget, or be beheaded. Body. This publication is written and edited by undergraduate Nuketh them, pronto." students of the University of Miami. This publication does not necessarily represent the views and opinions of the University's "Don't worrieth. Sire, we'll trustees, faculty, or administration. get them faster than you can sayeth Bonzo."

After putting down the re­ volt. Sir Ronald realized that he DEBBIE WILKER ANDREW L. FURGATCH hath only one day to prepare Editor-in-Chief Business Manager himself for his meeting before the Royal Senate. "I must balanceth my budget by tomorrow, or I shall be be­ News Editor Terry Fein headed," bellowed Sir Ronald to Associate News Edit or John Oudens his favorite peon. "Get Sir Assistant News Editors Alina Falcon. Martha Martin Meese of Realprez, Sir Stock­ Editorials Editor Howie Burns man of Omb, Sir Regan of First- Assistant Editorials Editor Mariana Perafta national, Sir Haig of Warhead, Entertainment Editor Jason Haikara and Sir Casper of Weinberger, Assistant Entertainment Editor .. i Daisy Olivera and have them draweth up a ba- Sports Editor Chuck Rabin lancethed budget. If thou need- Assistant Sports Editor »__•_•••• John Hart Photography Editor Mark Cheskin eth me, I'll be in the Royal Sack Head Copy Editor • Charles Lavin with Maid Nancian." Assistant Copy Editor Ana Arecas Head News Writers Jean Claude de la France. The next day. Sir Ronald Jeremy Lang stoodeth triumphantly before Head Entertainment Writer Tom Moon the Royal Senate. "Okay, you Head Photographer Stu Bayer dragon liberals, I hath balan- Art Director Josh Hayes cethed the budget." Asstistant to the Editor-in-Chiaf Barbara Stevens The Solar Alternative Up jumped Sir Tip of Bean- Executive Consultant Ritchie Lucas town, Sir Ronald's arch enemy. "Not so. Not so at all," retorted Using Passive Solar Techniques Sir Tip, "My figures showeth Classified Advertising Manager Lourdes Moller that our fine forest is experienc­ Production Manager Debbie Beck ing record deficits and the folk Production Manager Marion Waskover By VALERIE PATTERSON ings in monthly utility bills. stored in containers filled with are peevethed beyond remorse. Asst. Production Manager Mark Sweet Special To The Hurricane "Passive," in thd broad sense, water, masonry walls, or floors. "Thou hath takethed from the refers to the use of the sun's If these techniques are com­ poor, and given to the rich. The Tremendous energy savings power without the aid of elabo­ bined with insulating shutters, poor must liveth, not dieth. Circulation Manager • • John Nagel the glass area will provide 50% Thou must dieth, not livith." .Lars Schmeckel can be incorporated into the rate mechanical devices, such as Assistant Circulation Manager building plan of your home photovoltaic solar cell transfer or more of the building's space while its still on an architect's systems. For the most part, pas­ The very next morn. Sir Ron* see page 5/SOLAR aid of Medfly was beheaded. Senior Advisor Dr. Cyrus Jollivette drawing board. And, given the sive design techniques can be Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger right conditions, retrofit tech­ applied at a very modest initial Staff Coordinator Arlene Watts niques can be just as cost effec­ cost. The payback is rapid. Letters Welcome tive. To begin with, the main liv­ In fact, passive solar tech­ ing areas should be facing south. niques are so simple and effec­ Windows along the southerly The Miami Hurricane welcomes letters on topics of public interest to tive there's no reason why wall allows solar radiation to thc University and its community. All letters must be typed and every new building shouldn't enter the building. For Florida's meet our deadlines for publication which are: Tuesday at 3 p.m. for use them and that includes com­ climate, the ratio of glass should Friday's edition and Friday at 3 p.m. for Tuesday's edition. All letters are subject to editing to conform to space and style limitations. Let­ Post Office Box 248132 mercial structures as well. be 1/5 of the floor area. Ignorance is the only excuse Once the sun's warmth has ters must bear the writers signature and that name must be legibly University of Miami that comes to mind. Especially been directed inside the home, it printed out as well. Ali published letters will bear the writers name Coral Gables. Florida 33124 when you consider a 50% sav- must be retained. Heat can be in print. * t 1 r _ Letters To Friday September 4. 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE, Page 5 The Editor UM Tennis Player Defends The Coach

To the Editor: from evil. No one is ever "driven off the On behalf of the U of M ten­ courts ," Mr. Brown. Any uni­ nis team I feel I must defend versity student, faculty member their very character and integri­ or alumnus, is allowed onto the (life Flur/Aa j :'„.fool™ ty by replying to your letter en­ tennis courts, provided they are titled "Racist Attitude Is Not properly attired in tennis gear anytime, any place." He will Very Sporting." and carry in their possession a parler (speak) with students, Politics and sport have never valid UM ID. members of the public or re­ The Raw Power Of The Sun really been the ideal cocktail During October, a walk-on porters anytime, provided an from page 4/SOLAR Everybody has different appointment is pre-arranged. an aesthetic trade-off in reduc­ aperitif. When mixed together, tournament is played for all heating needs. A savings of 50% tastes in housing style. But the ing window area. The savings they tend to go off with a rather those who would like to venture Mr. Hammil will give you his is certainly well worth a little overall shape and size of the undivided attention and honest can be doubled if the atriums is large bang. out for the tennis team. The extra planning before construc­ home plays a vital part in ener­ covered with insulated shutters Being unfamiliar with the tra­ winner is nominated to join the opinion regarding the matter on tion begins. So much for winter gy consumption. A large amount hand. and used as a passive solar col­ ditional American way of life, varsity practice, provided he savings. of heating and cooling loss fil­ lector. In summer, atriums re­ those of us from other nationali­ measures up to the standard of Racist attitudes create havoc Your home can also be cooled ters through exterior walls, and duce heat gain if shading de­ ties tend to mind our p's and q's play. Those who missed the in any given situation, be it on by taking advantage of natural particularly windows. If reduc­ vices are used. the tennis court or in the class­ fpr fear of treading on innocent walk-on tryouts are given breezes. First, contact the ing wall area helps conserve en­ These are but a few of the room. toes. Being a visistor on foreign ample other attempts to partici­ weather bureau to determine ergy, then it makes sense to most simple and inexpensive soil and having an opportunity pate with the team, after first The tennis team as a whole the predominant wind direction minimize the home's perimeter. passive techniques. Combined to work out in the land of the having a conference with the feels it has done its utmost to in your area. Then discover And the smallest perimeter for with active or mechanical solar free and the brave is indeed a coach. uphold the image of profession­ which side of your home will any area is that of a circle. devices, maybe some day you privilege that we cherish. Our alism and equality when repre­ With reference to our coach receive the wind on an oblique Many people, however, don't can say good-bye to monthly eyes are opened and we can see John Hammill, his motto is "we senting the University of Miami. like the idea of a round house. power bills. But check with right from wrong and good Brian Levine angle 20 to 70 degrees between will play anybody, anywhere. the wall and wind direction. But For those staunch traditionlists, your contractor when you plan remember, locating the house is the next best alternative is a to build. Every home and every always a compromise between square floor plan. site have characteritics to con­ south facing windows for heat The addition of an atrium in sider. If he doesn't understand Housing Administration: Charlatans and capturing the breeze for the center of the home is both what you are talking about, find cooling. Here in Florida, relief attractive and energy conscious. someone who does. And take from the sweltering heat seems Because windows contribute to advantage of the sun's free To The Editor: cancellation of the contract forced to return to on campus energy loss, an atrium's use is power — naturally. would be the only action taken residency are highly likely to the most viable option. The housing administration at when the student did not claim face severe financial straits. UM appears to be made of his housing assignment by regis­ It is up to us, the disgruntll greedy, uncompassionate, unfair tration time. and preyed upon students, to charlatans. This is evident by It is felt that many other stu­ stand as one entity against this recent denials of requests by dents, if not mostly all, share administration in a battle for many students for cancellation our views on this matter. our rights. This administration of their food and housing con­ Due to the recent decline of must be shown that we will not tracts. We were shamed into be­ revenue caused by decreased en­ take being trampled on any lieving that the $100 deposit rollment, the housing adminis­ longer. Other administrations paid last Spring was the only tration seems to have chosen to have squeezed the purses of the * money to be lost should we de­ be unnecessarily harsh in deal­ students before, yet none until cide not to reside on campus, ing with the financial affairs of now have been so bold as to All 'Gator Haters' meet at and that the contracts would be the student. mislead the students. parking lot on comer of subject to automatic cancella­ It is unreasonable for this ad­ Action must be taken now, NW 7th Street and 17th tion. ministration to continue to de­ lest the passivity of the UM stu­ j Avenue by noon for the We were shocked to learn mand payment from students dent in demanding fairness be from the RHO Office that such who have already made ar­ taken by this administration to tailgate party. Easy access is not the case, especially since rangements for more economi­ be a license to continue such de­ to highway after game. officials from this and other cal off campus housing. As it is ceitful actions. offices stated in the spring that often more economical to reside Mark Schurdak * forfeiture of the deposit and off campus, students that are Janice Schneider

All 'Gator Haters' meet at the parking lot on the corner of NW 7th Street and 17th * Avenue by 12:00 noon for the tailgate party. Easy access to highway after game.

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UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI cordially invites students, faculty, staff and employees to the

Time to Care Kickoff Breakfast Tuesday, September 8,198I 9:00 A.M.-II1OO A.M. at the Whitten Student Union Flamingo Ballroom Coral Gables Campus featuring Tim Foley, Former Miami Dolphin Football Player speaking on "CARING" in cooperation with Religious Emphasis Week and A Special Wellness Breakfast R.S.V.P. by 9/4/8I Price: I 284-5933 Lifelines FREE: studentsf" 1 284-3253 Campus Sports and Recreation M.00 for others^ Page 6. Friday September 4, 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Arts and Leisure Movie Series Cures Mid- Week Blues

By CHRIS WUERTHNER Oscar-winning Best Picture deals ferent meaning when Goldie Hawn film. Frankly put.it's good obscene Entertainment Writer with the gradual disintegration of a joins that venerable institution as fun. family over the death of a brother. Private Benjamin. Hawn plays a Oct. 13 brings another portrait of Well, registration is over, and The acting is excellent, the dialogue spolled"JAP" who joins the army the tension that can exist within the classes have started. During that literally crackles, and the direction due to a less than honest recruiter. family unit. In The Great Santini, time, your feet feel like they have is superb. The movie will give anyone who Robert Duvall grips the screen with been mugged, your bank account From the serious, we take a turn sees it a feeling of deja vu. That's his portrayal of an ex-miltitary man has been abused, and your material­ into lunacy with the bizarre come­ right you have seen it before as a who dictates the lives of his family. istic instincts want to see some­ dy. Airplane. This film had to have Martin and Lewis film. But the act­ Santini just believes his ways are thing more than homework. Start­ been made by escapees from. the ing of Hawn and her costars makes the best. The film was subjected to ing Sept. 5 those instincts will be local cracker factory or by the mak­ this a good comedy, despite the pre­ limited national release and quickly partially satiated; for the free Cine­ ers of the Kentucky Fried Movie- dictable script- Sept. 23. spread to become a cult favorite. ma IV films begin. trie latter is the case. It is hysteri- Completing the month, the de- The Broadway play The Elephant Man became a giant hit. The movie based on the life of John Merrick the "Elephant Man" was no less than that. An intelligent insight into the double-standard world of Victo­ rian England, it depicts the plight of a man who went from a sideshow freak to become a man with whom royalty courted. Rescued from that life by Dr. Frederick Treves (Antho­ ny Hopkins), MerricWJohn Hurt) proves to be a gentle,intelligent man, who bears no grudges to a world that considered him a freak. It is both a sad and uplifting film, truly a fine portrayal of human na­ ture, both bad and good. The month ends with Halloween and a film fitting the mood. Oct. 28 gives us Brian DePalma's Dressed to Kill starring Michael Caine, Angie Dickinson, and Nancy Allen. John Hurt Stars As 'Elephant Man' DePalma has stated that he is a fan of Hitchcock and scenes from sev­ have made these two so famous. of vignettes on the hopes and lives eral of his films make that clear. of aspiring artists attending New Unlike Hitchcock, DePalma lacks Richard Dreyfuss and Amy Irv­ the ability to make his characters ing are two of the competitors in York's High School of the Perform­ real and vibrant and often his sto­ The Competition. Both are strug­ ing Arts. Irene Cara and the other ries have large plot holes. However gling to win and they end up falling actors play their roles with youth­ his photography and rapid pace ob­ in love. The film is good, despite ful vigor, and are backed by a good scure these failings and he always some unnecessary subplots. Lee script and sparkling soundtrack. manages to tell a riveting story. Remick gives a powerful perform­ The best things in life may be ance as Amy Irving's instuctor. The free, but these films were bought Raging Bull barrels into the film screens Nov. 18. with your activity fees, so they are screen Nov. 4. Filmed in black and The fall's final film is the musical yours to enjoy. And with a schedule Hawn Shows Her Many Talents In 'Private Benjamin' white, it is the story of boxer Jake Fame, on Dec. 12. The film consists LaMotta, who rose to the top of his like this, that's not too hard. profession. Best Actor Robert De- Every Wednesday usually at cal.irreverant, and you'll probably lightful tale of the late Howard Niro plays LaMotta, a man whose 6:00, 8:00, and 10:00 p.m., at Beau­ burst your spleen laughing. The Hughes and his supposed encounter temper made him a raging bull both mont Cinema, located on the 2nd madness starts on September 9. with a gas station attendant. The in the ring and off. A man who floor Memorial building, all stu­ On Sept. 16, we visit the ancient film, Melvin and Howard, showning struck out at everyone and every­ dents can enjoy the best of this feudal world of Japan. Our guide Sept. 30, which stars Jason Ro- thing around him, including him­ year's films.FREE! contrary to pre­ will be one of the decades' best for­ bards, Paul LeMat and Mary Steen- self. TV's 'Dark Shadows': vious reports. eign films, Kagemusha. This film burgen, played for only a short time in Miami. Heralding in the month of Nov. 11 brings the comedy of This fall's movies are some of the sparkles with excellent costuming, Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder to finest Beaumont has ever shown, beautiful cinematography and ex­ October is Bette Midler's bawdy comedy Divine Madness on the 7th. the screen.in Stir Crazy. The film is ranging from comedy to horror, to citing battle scenes. Simply put.if not as wildly funny as one might award winning films such as the you enjoyed Shogun. you'll enjoy Midler, long known for her Bur- Haunting Tube Again lesquian performances as well as expect it to be, but it still has plenty season opener, Ordinary People, di­ Kagemusha. of the routines and schticks that rected by Robert Redford. This "This is the army" takes on a dif- her singing talent, is at home in this I did a double-take when I read The Miami Herald Monday. My favorite television series of all time, Dark Shadcpvs was And Now A Word From... S.E.C. back on the air. Channel 6, in its infinite wis­ dom has decided to run repeats of the 1966-1971 series Monday By STEVEN A.. BOYER through Friday at 9:30 in the Entertainment Writer morning. Members of Tuesday's Student Although the time has forced Entertainment Committee (SEC) me to wake up about an hour meeting confirmed four fall semes­ earlier than normal, it is well ter events and saw two others worth it. Because Dark Shadows shelved until they can be discussed represents many of our child­ more fully at next week's meeting. hoods, it is an absolutely fasci­ nating experience to see how They also voted to scratch two JASON HAIKARA others from the first semester's cal­ much you can remember from a endar of events. very young age. Entertainment Editor SEC Chairperson Karl Henck Dark Shadows was a first ... began the large (30 attending) open and a last, a gothic soap opera. meeting by welcoming new mem­ Viewing it now, the series seems more like a 1930's horror film, espe­ bers, and thanking and congratulat­ cially since the early episodes were in black and white. The writing ing all those involved in Sunday seems especially crisp and spontaneous — remember, most of the night's Peter Frampton concert on scenes were recorded live. the patio. Director for activities for The acting stood above that of most soap operas because the cast the Student Union John Stofan felt included many vastly experienced actors. For example, Jonathan Frid "it was a good test for the recently who played the vampire Barnabas Collins, acted with Katherine Hep­ erected tension structure's ability to burn at Stratford, Connecticut in As You Like It and The Merchant of protect a band and their equipment Venice In the late 50's and early 60's. under a steady downpour." Joan Bennett, who starred as Elizabeth Stoddard Collins, was a The next performance approved major film star in the 30's and 40's, appearing as (again) Hepburn's sis­ by the five attending SEC commit­ ter in the classic Little Women and as Spencer Tracy's wife in Father of tee members will be the appearance the Bride. of Livingston Taylor on Thursday, The original series centered on a young governess, Victoria Win­ September 24 at the Rat (co-spon­ ters (Alexandra Moltke), who comes into the Collins family household sored by the Rathskeller Advisory (Collin wood). The show began as a series of mysteries a la Nancy Drew Board). Promotion, production, and until the character of Barnabas entered the picture. That is where the public relations will be equally di­ Miami Hurricune/ELISA OlDERMAN series begins on Channel 6. vided among Howie Burns, Jason Chairperson Henck Leads Meeting Discussion Moltke left to become a housewife, and other women came in to Haikara, Susan Liss, MacKenzie take her place- Kathryn Leigh-Scott as Maggie and later Kate Jackson. Kearney, Jeff Dubrow, and Rich 8th. David Letterman, a former talk the rock group The Tubes was tor The Clash in New York City. Jackson, of course, became the biggest star to graduate from Shadows, Cozier. show host (the Emmy-winning voted against by a slim 3 to 2 mar­ becoming one of Charlie's Angels, and soon to be seen in the controver­ The Taylor concert will be the David Letterman Show on NBC) gin after it was approved at an ear­ The SEC budget will have ex­ sial Making Love. first of several Thursday Rock 'n' and frequent guest host on Johnny lier meeting. Reasons given for the pended approximately $30,000 of Also entering the picture was the werewolf Quentin (David Roll Nights at the Rat. Rathskeller Carson's Tonight Show, will be at rejection of the concert were not its $100,000 in funds after the Octo­ Selby). Quentin, like Barnabas, became a hero, and Selby starred as Advisory Board Chairperson Ben­ Gusman Hall for one performance. overwhelmingly clear. On the sur­ ber performance by Letterman. Barbra Streisand's husband in Up the Sandbox. Quentin's Theme be­ nett Kaufman plans to improve the More on the details of his variety face, it appeared to concern inap­ This will leave enough money for a ecame a rather big hit in the late 60's. level of entertainment through show will be discused at subsequent propriate scheduling and conflicts major rock group patio concert at Other popular characters were Angelique, a female vampire (Lara these weekly performances. meetings. with the Homecoming Committee's the end of the semester. Jason Hai­ Parker), and the female hero. Dr. Julia Hoffman, the woman Barnabas Franken and Davis, a comedy ideas of who should piay Homecom­ kara, SEC member, commented loved and would have married, according to the show's producer Dan team from NBC's highly successful A collection of John Lennon lith­ ing week. that, "many students don't realize Curtis. Hoffman was played by the talented Grayson Hall, who won an original Saturday Night Live, will ographs, done by the deceased rock However, Homecoming week al­ that the bands generally have to be Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actress for The Night of tbe be at Gusman Hall on the next star himself, were available for dis­ ready has one SEC sponsored event in the Miami area. So our choices Iguana. night, September 25, for one show. play on Wednesday, October 14th — the Homecoming Dance. The are somewhat limited. We try to At the end of the series, Barnabas, Julia, and Quentin had to travel Papa John Creach, former violin­ but the recommendation was nulli­ Jimmy Dorsey Band, a remnant of get a wide variety of bands with back in parallel time to save the Collins house. When they did, the se­ ist with Jefferson Airplane and fied after a motion to reconsider the 1940's group, will appear Octo­ two major groups a semester. Stu­ ries ended. later, with the Starship, will be at was introduced.' ber 31 at the costume-oriented dents' opinions are taken serious­ Dark Shadows had something for everyone: a Dr. Frankenstein the Rat for two shows on October A proposed October concert by dance. The band recently opened ly." subplot wherein Angelique and a devil's consort created a monster Adam and Eve, time traveling (Kate Jackson did this a couple of times), gypsies, you name it- the show had it. The actors had a field day with their characters. For instance, when they went through parallel time, that is, a time span that is cur­ Lowe Museum Spotlights Faculty Artists: rently happening (if you walked through a certain room down a certain staircase that only appeared once in a while), they would encounter themselves as different personalities. For example, the usually heroic Dr. Hoffman was a villan in parallel time. New Exhibit Covers Photos To Sculpture Underscoring the show was a subtle feeling of sadness — the fact that Barnabas was always helping others but he couldn't help himself. Dr. Hoffman could give him temporary relief using injections but he Special To The Hurricane Columbia (South Carolina) Musuem School of Continuing Studies. He could never eat like a normal person, look in mirrors, etc. of Art and at the Lowe. Her work will exhibit an abstract sculpture The show has held up much better than I expected. It was the first Richard Downs. Tom Gormely, has also been included in exhibi­ carved from lignum vitae as well as soap opera to film outside as much as inside. And what other soap Larue Storm, William Ward, Lee tions at the Corcoran Gallery in oil paintings, both figurative and opera spawned two films (House of Dark Shadows and Night of Dark Willig, and Edward Yanowitz will best bets Washington, D.C, the Toledo Muse­ abstract. Willig also designs and Shadows) or, for that matter, what other soap opera is in syndication? represent the University of Miami um of Art, and the Butler Institute builds custom furniture. The answer — none. art department in the annual facul­ of American Painting in Youngs- Both films are very distressing. The first was a reversal of the tv ty exhibit at the Lowe Art Museum townm, Ohio. Edward A. Yanowitz joined the series because Barnabas was a villian and, in fact, killed Dr. Hoffman. from September 4 to October 4. they're done with purple ink. faculty last fall to teach color as In the latter, Selby and Jackson returned but not as their tv characters. Downs, who has been with the his works "ditto drawings" because Sculptor William Ward, who has well as black-and-white photogra­ Angelique was likeable in the beginning. The film today remains an department since 19.0, will show a had a one-man exhibition at the phy. overlooked horror masterpiece. selection of drawings, most of Others, in a humorous way, deal Lowe in 1979 will show his large If you've never heard of Dark Shadows or vaguely remember it, which are flower studies. His work with cursive writing. Gormley is His photographic works have metal sculptures. In addition to two been shown at the Museum of Mod­ tune in Monday morning. If you want to know what you missed, you'll has been included in such presti­ represented by the Asage Gallery in outdoor exhibitions- Sculpture Park catch up — remember, It's a soap opera. gious exhibitions as the 38th Inter­ New York and has shown his work ern Art and the Matinee Art Gallery Miami and Sculpture in the Park, in Nassau which featured a one- national Exhibition of Prints at the at the Modern Museum of Art, the Tampa — Ward has participated in Seattle and Portland art museums, Whitney and Philadelphia art muse­ man exhibition spanning seven exhibitions at the Metropolitan Mu­ years of Junkanoo photographs and the Second New Hampshire Inter­ ums and the Leo Castelli Gallery. seum and Art Center, the Berenson nal n«l Graphics Annual and thi Multiples. Inc. has produced an edi­ others from Yanowitz's student Gallery, Florida Atlantic Society of years at the San Francisco Art Insti­ 'Gator Hater' Party At Rat Sat. 19th and 20th National Exhibition tion of his drawings. Four Arts, the Norton Gallery, and of Hr ntt at the Library of Congress tute and the University of the the Hollywood Art and Culture Americas in Mexico. in Washington. D.C. Center. Special To The Ilurriiane Hurricanes, and 2) to welcome the Beff.re coming to UM in 1978, Larue Storm, who teaches two- The Student Orientation Service Class of '85. Tom .,e,rmley taught at the Rhode dimensional design, will show sev­ Other members of the studio fac­ and the Rathskeller Advisory Board eral collages and drawings of nudes Lee Willig has been teaching The game starts at 4:00 p.m. in Island .-hool of Design, where he drawing, painting, sculpture and ulty are Christine Federighi, Ron invite all students to the Rat at 9 the Orange Bowl. 'Gator Haters' v.e. chairman of the graphics de- never before exhibited. She has had Fondaw, Ed Ghannam, Eugene Mas­ p.m. after the Miami-Florida game. one-person exhibitions at the Nor­ design for the past 15 years in the should meet at the parking lot on l partment and at the fthode Island art department and through the sin, Andrew Morgan, Ken Uyemu- The party is being held ior two the corner of NW. 7th St. and 17th Hhool nf Design. He calls some of ton Gallery in West PalnS Beach, the ra. Gerald Winter, and Peter toen. reasons: 1) to show support of the Ave. by noon for the tailgate party. * Friday September 4. 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE, Page 7 Nymphos, Nuns, & Narcotics: 'Freeway'Has Many Laughs

HONKY TONK FREEWAY remarkable success capturing Directed by JOHN SCHLESING­ the seamier, decaying side of ER American culture. Starring: Beverly D'Angelo, Wil­ In this film he pokes droll, liam Devane, others Movies somewhat malicious, fun at the American people's terminal love Despite Its title, Honky Tonk affair with the automobile. Freeway is NOT a film aimed at Whatever your desire may be — the "yahoo, good-'ole-boy" mar­ wheels. accomodations, food, recreation­ ket. Beverly D'Angelo portrays a al pharmaceuticals, kinky sex — Yessir, with a name like that Kentucky waitress who decides you need only take the right of- a body could plumb expect to to use her life savings on a Flori­ framp to get satisfaction. find car chases, beer guzzling, da vacation. She is a nymphoma­ The director has created at and mammoth mammaries in a niac, salivates when she gets least one haunting image in this movie, not to mention Burt Rey­ near army bases and keeps her film. At the climax of the movie, nolds wearing a toupee made cremated mother with her in an with all the principal characters from genuine horsehair. urn. Mother is later snorted by a heading toward disaster, we see The main plot of the picture doper mistaking her for cocaine. the definitive redneck. concerns mayor William De- Beau Bridges is a family man With a girl in one arm, beer in vane's efforts to get an inter­ and frustrated children's books hand, singing country rock at state ramp leading to the minis- writer. His works feature a the top of his lungs in the cab of cule town of Ticlaw, Florida. fire-breathing white horse that his 18-wheeler, he darts in and The town, you see, is dependent devours children. He abandons out of traffic like jackrabbit in on tourism for its economic sur­ his family, meets D'Angelo and heat. "Disparate Ridiculo' J816 or later, by Francisco Goya vival. heads for Florida. Such is the stuff that fantasies More interesting, are the sun­ Also along for the ride are are made of. dry subplots director John two New York bank robbers, Though not recommended for Schlesinger and screenwriter two nuns, a Southwestern fami­ everyone, Schlesinger's darkly Edward Clinton interweave. ly in a motor home, and a hitch­ humorous cinematic vision of Francisco Goya Exhibit At Lowe: They use the theme of traveling hiking collegiate selling dope to America should keep everyone on the freeway as a clothesline put himself through school. with an open mind chortling. on which to hang the characters' Schlesinger is a British film­ Depiction Of 19th Century Spain stories; a Grand Hotel on maker who in the past has had — ARI E. QUIRCH

.Special To The Hurricane The 22 graphics which comprise "Los Disparates" were not published during Goya's lifetime. They pre­ An exhibition of 55 prints by Francisco Goya de­ sented a powerful comment on the political and social picting the art of bullfighting and the political and so­ mores of 19th century Spain, with veiled satires and al­ WELCOME STUDENTS cial mores of 19th century Spain will be shown at the legories against the evils of church, state, and nobility. Lowe Art Museum from September 3 through October PLAN ON MAKING YOUR PURCHASES FOR THE HOLIDAYS. 25. Along with Durer and Rembrandt, Goya ranks as one of the greatest technical and artistic innovators in SMALL DEPOSIT HOLDS IT IN LAY A WAY. the history of graphic arts. Lowe Director Ira Licht The "Tauromaquia" consists of 33 prints represent­ points out that Goya's achievements in the graphic arts 20% DISCOUNT TO ALL STUDENTS!! ing different maneuvers and positions in the art of bull­ are as important as his oils on canvas. "These suites of fighting. Using only somber tones of etching and aqua­ prints," he says, "are like chamber music for the eye. tint, Goya manages to suggest not only the confused They are more intimate experiences with as much con­ color of an actual bullfight, but also individual vitality tent and genius as the oil paintings." DIAMONDS FEATURING and tense emotions in controlled compositions which OLD GOLD, balance complex patterns of light and dark against This collection of Goya prints is on loan to the WATCHES LASER each other. Goya was 70 years old when he showed Lowe from museums in Texas, Washington, and Cali­ DIAMONDS, JEWELRY,; these prints to the public for the first time in 1816. fornia. GOLD JEWELRY STERLING, ETC. HOLOGRAM ANTIQUES A _Bf SJ_PPLCES PAID JEWELRY WATCH AND JEWELRY REPAIRS

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Jt encc By JASON HAIKARA I nt*rtainm*ni Editor J iauord Usually college theatrical produc­ 7 tions do not hold that much prestige when compared to local profession­ 6470 SOUTH DIXIE HWY. al company productions. However, (1 Mile South of UM on U.S. 1) over the years, the University of Miami's Ring Theatre has proven it­ MON.-THURS. 9-11 self to be a consistent source of FRI.-SAT. 9-12 top-notch entertainment. OPEN SUNDAY 1-9 The Ring's fall schedule offers HURRICANES SEASON OPENER SPECIAL about as much diversity as possible. From a blockbuster musical to an American classic to a modern two- Budweiser '8.99 per case person play, the UM Drama Depart­ $ ment is about to prove again that, if Heineken 14.99 per case anything, the Ring loves to take chances. Opening the season September 23 r is an adaptation of Tennessee Wil­ liam's Sweet Bird of Youth. The in lhe Supreme Court, original production starred Geral­ .here ore only eight of .hem dine Page, in possibly her greatest againsi; oil of her. performance, and a rising supeistar named Paul Newman. When it came time to transfer the play to film, there was no question that the originators would repeat their stage roles. The film was a moderate hit and won Page an Oscar nomination for Best Actress. In 1974, a very successful revival opened, winning Irene Worth a 'The Wis': Ring Hopes To Do Better Than Film Tony Award. The male lead, Chris­ topher Walken. went on to win an ; Oscar for The Deer Hunter A Life in the Theatre moves into Ihe Ring October 21. David Mam- I et's two-character play opened to UNEXPECTED PREGNANCY? favorable reviews and, although not a huge financial hit, helped estab­ lish Mamet as a leading force in ... YOU HAVE A CHOICE! i American theater. Perhaps the biggest chance will • be taken with Thc Wiz, a black : stage adaptation of The Wizard of ; Oz. The musical made Stephanie FIRST MONDAY Mills a star and was one of Broad- TODAY'S WOMAN MEDICAL CENTER i way's biggest hits for years. Its rep- IN OCTOBER | utation was hurt, however, by a n .Mm I. 'v.., Complete Birth Control & Gynecological Care' vapi d overproduced movie version .that starred Diana Uoss in her • ____._po.lhee>.... V_dU--e>jfflUl*lttaiv3MAB!HAS. _ -— : . The music, with Iwo exceptions. m • Free Pregnancy Testing Home and /use on Down the Road, : is exceptionally biand. However, 3rd SMASH WEEK • the Ring has the potential to over- • Safe, Simple Terminations ! come this problem because: a) the LOEWS WOMETCO WOMETCO LOEWS I Ring chorus has been outstanding in _e»Y MAI.BOR KENDALELAKES HALLANDALE CINEMA 4 ______even the worst of shows (i.e. Dear «.i*ei 279-.__:J ******* § Special Rates for Students World), and b) the music depart­ ..70 N KENDALL OR ejNIVE>.SITV MALI KANE CONCOURSE ATSW 14.se AVE AT HOLLVWOOD BLVD. ment is filled with talented musi­ cians who could make even Ihe LOEWS PLITT CUTLER RIDGE HIALEAH PLITT most untuneful score sound in­ 1«7th ST. TWIN CABLES TRIPLE CINEMA CINEMA SUNILAND spired f 51-2481 aas-ito: 234 S31I • •LOCKS WESTO. CORAL WAV SOUTH USIA Ring Theatre tickets are hard to 1U ST SHOP CENTER FLOR10A TURNPIKE * ism A;L _ w gel becauw oi loyal community support. However, those Interested Also in Bioward at; Coral Ridqe bMwar:r.:. - IHtravision, Coral Springs. should call now Subscriptions are available hy calling 284-68Ky. The Ring Box Office number is 284-3...... Curtain for all Ring pro- ductions is 8:00 p.m. There are onlj 2.000 seats for the entire season, so 1320 South Dixie Hwy. hurry if you plan on attending any of these promising productions. The' i.mt! fall schedule Is as foi Gables One Tower lows: Suite 1051 SWKI.l BlKD Ol YOUTH: Sepl 23 to 26/Sept. 30 to Oct i PHONE: I.IFK IN THt THEATRE: Ocl 2] Directly Across to 24 DC 2H to Nov 1 from U.M. 665-HELP THE Wl/: Nov 18 lie __ (nol Thanksgiving Day) Nov 23, No\ 27 to 29. Succeed in business. "Its a lot easier with a Texas Instruments calculator designed to solve business problems." Tone!, a few special keys on these Texa: pales and earnings and perform statist ics. Instramenta calculators, theTl Business And problems with repet Have calculations Analyst-IT'jB.d The MBA'.and lengthy are a piece of cake forth e MBA, because it's time-value-of-money problems suddenly programmable. aren't lengthy anymore. You can automat! These calculator's mean business, anil what c__iy calculate profit they give you is time-time to grasp underlying- margins, forecast business concepts, while they handle the num­ ber

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By LYDIA BURNSTEIN Call it what you may, it certainly has wide receiver from Alexandria, Virginia Don Bailey at center, just off an injured Miami's linebackers will be led by Sporls Writer generated excitement. got quite a bit of playing time last year ankle, Clem Barbarino at offensive guard. Scott Nicolas and Greg Brown. There are many seniors on the Univer­ The Hurricanes are deep in the talent and impressed many with his speed and Frank Frazier and Dave Stewart at the Nicolas, a senior from Clearwater, sity of Miami football squad that would department this season. There are no agility. tackle positions and preseason All-Ameri­ Florida needs only 26 tackles to take over like nothing better than to defeat the basic weak spots in their lineup. The de­ Last season Belk caught eight passes can John Canei at the other guard posi­ Ted Hendrick's UM record of most career Florida Gators on Saturday, making it fense has been traditionally strong and for 175 yards, or about a 21 yard average tion. tackles. tour years in a row that the Gators have the offense always seemed to sputter. But per reception. The defense will be led by pre-season Junior Greg Brown will fill in the other fallen to the 'Canes. last year Miami built a strong aerial at­ Miami's running game will be basically All-American Fred Marion. The senior linebacker position. In his first start in Never in UM history has such enthusi­ tack into their operation, that was able to the same. Smokey Roan will do most of safety man will be taking dead aim at Mi­ college football, Brown made 14 tackles asm been felt going into a season or into put quite a few points on the board. the running. The senior halfback from ami's all-time interception mark. against Notre Dame. Last season Brown the seasons opening game. The crowd at With the return of junior quarterback Miami carried the ball 33 times for 249 Along with Marion in the secondary made 47 tackles and had one quarterback the Orange shoule exceed 70,000 and a Jim Kelly, the 'Canes should be even yards in a single game against East Caro­ will be last years surprise Ron Lippett. sack. sellout is not out of the question. stronger than last season. lina last season. Lippett a junior from Sebring Florida is Lester Williams, another preseason Florida goes into this season with ex­ Jim Kelly came to the Hurricanes from Roan averaged 4.4 yards per carry last perhaps the best athlete on the squad. All-American will be another stronghold pectations by almost every poll of placing East Brady, Pennsylvania, where he de­ season, ran for 669 yards and scored five Last year he made 28 tackles, had nine at defensive tackle. in the top 20 at seasons end. Miami is molished almost every record the high touchdowns. Helping Roan out in the assists, and intercepted three passes, run­ In Williams three seasons as a Hurri­ rarely mentioned, except for honorable school ever had. backfield will be Chris Hobbs. ning one back for a touchdown. cane he has amassed 190 tackles. Last mentions or darkhorses. Kelly threw for 11 touchdowns and Hobbs, also a senior averaged just Joining those two in the secondary will year Williams sacked the quarterback Playboy even went as far as saying 1519 yards last season in leading the Hur­ under four yards per carry last year in be David Jefferson, a senir defensive eight times. that the Gators would finish the fourth ricanes to a 20-10 Peach Bowl victory gaining 437 yards on the ground. back who has been in on 104 tackles in Notre Dame said they feared Williams best team in the land. over the Virginia Tech Hokies. Sure to see lots of action will be sopho­ his three years as a Hurricane. more than any other defensive tackle One of the reasons that this game is so Kelly's prime target last year was more halfback Keith Griffin. Griffin has Last year Jefferson recorded two quar­ they faced all year. controversial was Howard Schnellenber­ Larry Brodsky and Brodsky is back. The looked good in spring practice and terback sacks against Houston and had a Isaiah West and Bob Nelson make up ger's decision to send Danny Miller into senior wide receiver from Hialeah caught though his stature is quite small at 5'9", couple of nine tackle efforts against both the other defensive tackles and Tim Flan­ last years contest with one second re­ 33 passes for 570 yards and three touch­ he is able to bench press 425 pounds, the Louisville and Mississippi State. agan is sure to be steady at defensive end. maining to kick the eight field goal of his downs last year. third most on the team. Rounding out the secondary will be Filling in for last year's All-American career against the Gators. Brodsky snared in eight catches for 143 Miami has two strong tight ends in sophomore Rodney Bellinger. Bellinger is nose guard Jim Burt will be Tony Chickil­ The Hurricanes claimed it was in retal­ yards in last year's win over Virginia Andy Barrata and Mark Cooper. Cooper new to the defensive unit, playing junior lo. Chickillo should be capable of taking iation of the Florida fans throwing stuff Tech. was out most of last season with injuries varsity last season, yet the coaches say he up where Burt left off despite seeing lim­ at the Miami supporters and at the Miami Kelly's two other primary receivers and Barrata filled in well grabbing seven has made remarkable progress and is one ited playing time last year. Tony Chickil­ bench. The Florida players and coaches are gone, but Rocky Belk should fill in passes for 109 yards. of the easiest players to coach on the lo. Chickillo should be a good replace­ call it "rubbing it in." one of the holes quite well. The junior The offensive line consists of junior squad. ment for 'Canes Dedicate Game To Gallet Browns Best

By CHARLES RABIN most exciting home schedule in the ange Bowl and hopefully they will ..ports Editor school's history, a loss could prove continue to draw for quite some­ fatal and devastating. time. However, has the thought of George Gallet spent 44 years of Lots of records should fall by the an on campus stadium been over­ In Tough AFC his life looking forward to some­ wayside this season, including the looked? thing that he will never be able to attendance mark. Houston has What will happen five or six witness. proved to be a powerful club con­ years from now when the Hurri­ The foremost Sports Information sistently and should draw. The canes are no longer back at the top Director in the nation, who was re­ Penn State game is a rubber game of the heap? sponsible for helping 27 ball players that the Nittany Lions will be tak­ So Saturday the Gators come to gain All-American status passed ing very seriously. Central Race town and with the Gators will come One of the best linebackers in the away in June. We all remember Miami's upset­ thousands of screaming, delerious world, Jack Ham, was felled by in­ Perhaps the hardest working be­ ting of the Lions two years ago up Gainsevillians all looking for a good jury during the pre-season and will hind the scenes man in University north, 26-10. time. not be around this year. of Miami history, Gallet knew that And Notre Dame is the largest No doubt they will find it Terry Bradshaw's attempt at a he was only at the tip of the iceberg drawing school In the country. Saturday is a testing day for the television series was a bomb, so he when he basked in the glory of the Something has been overlooked Hurricanes who will attempt to will be back throwing bombs to the 50.000 fans who watched the Hur­ that should be mentioned. For years make it four in a row over their likes of John Stallworth, Lynn ricanes defeat Florida State and rob Gallet Schnellenberger and company have arch-rivals. To the 'Canes it must Swann, and Calvin Sweeney. Fran­ them of a national title last season. been calling for an on campus stadi­ seem like the eyes of the entire co Harris, Greg Hawthorne and Sid­ For most UMers it was as if they um. Many believed that if the stadi­ world are fixed right on them. ney Thornton bolster the running. had reached the utmost point of equally as large crowds at the um were not built Schnellenberger No one knows quite sure what PREDICTION — 2nd. Mount Everest. Gallet knew he was Houston, Penn State and Notre was going bye-bye. eyes are fixed their way, but they only half way up the hill. Dame games. How could the Hurricanes draw can be rest assured that Mr. Gallet's 3) HOUSTON — How do you like Who can remember the last time But, Miami crowds are known to at the Orange Bowl? will be fixed their way and focused that Ken Stabler? When you get to Hurricanemania hit the land as it be quite picky and even with the Now they are drawing at the Or­ in quite intently. be his age, you really don't want to has and is going to this fall? go through two-a-day workouts The decision to move the Florida and four exhibition games. That's game from the final game of the HOWIE BURNS precisely why Stabler announced season to the opening game was in­ his "retirement" prior to the begin­ genious. Especially considering that Editorials Editor ning of training camp You can bet Umers and UFers are still riding Coach Ed Biles is happy to see him high on the memory of the infa­ Today, we continue our preview back. mous "last second field goal." of the upcoming National Football Earl Campbell is the best running Whether it was a premeditated or League season with a look at the back in football, and if the offensive not, Howard Schnellenbergers deci­ race in the American F'ootball Con­ line led by big Mo Towns and Leon sion to kick a field goal with one ference Central Division. Gray can open those holes, the Oil­ second remaining against Klorida ers will score points. last year has this state in a frenzy. 1) CLEVELAND — The Browns The defensive secondary could be A crowd in excess of 70,000 will have to be the team to beat with in trouble. Mike Reinfeld is holding show and the stadium just may sell one of the most balanced squads in out for more money, and the Oilers out by the time this article goes to the NFL. Brian Sipe is now one of tried to lure Old vet Ken Houston press. the most feared passers in the out of retirement. PREDICTION — Sell out. league, and he is complemented by 3rd. Just the thought of it is frighten­ a first-rate corps of receivers. Dave ing. Logan, Reggie Rucker, and tough 4) CINCINNATI — What can you We all remember last years Flori­ Ozzie Newsome form a formidable say? The Bengals have been hurting da State crowd. It seemed as if the trio. for a long time now, and it doesn't walls were going to come caving The Browns are also very deep at appear that any relief is in sight. down. A UM alumni even had a the running back position with "The Throwin Samoan" Jack heart attack because of all the noise Greg Pruitt, Mike Pruitt, Charles Thompson will challenge vet Kenny and the excitement, and to think White, Calvin Hill, and Terry Mill­ Anderson for the number one qua- that that crowd will be matched er. PREDICTION — 1st. terbacking slot, and they will have plus 25,000. some fine new receivers to throw This is the same University of 2) PITTSBURGH — Head Coach to. On the first round, the Bengals Miami that watched 11,000 fans Chuck Noll finds himself with the drafted All-Americans D-ivid Verser sleep their way through last sea­ pretty large task of having to re­ and Chris Collinsworth, and they sons thrilling homecoming game build the once almighty Steelers, will be tough to handle. against East Carolina? and it may not be easy. The defensive line is first-rate It will be interesting to see what The Steelers, looking for defen­ with Eddie Edwards (UM grad). will happen at the outcome of to­ sive linemen to replace an aging Wilson Whiteley, and Ross Brown­ morrows contest, lf the Hurricanes crew of veterans, drafted Oklaho­ er anchoring the attack. The rest of come away with a victory, the ma's Keith Gary on the first round, the defense is unfortunately hurt­ Hecht Center can expect to see but he bolted up to Montreal in the ing. PREDICTION — 4th. CFL. Next Tuesday: The AFC West. Nicolas Says He " Wants The Gator"

By JOHN R. HART long drives which gave us a chance to catch our breath Assistant Sports Editor on defense and come back in welt rested. The offense - The fervor surrounding tomorrow afternoon's sea­ has really been coming along well. son opener against the Florida Gators in the Orange "Florida has been talking a lot of trash about what Bowl is certainly reaching a peak. they are going to do to us, but we'll be ready." In the UM Hecht Athletic Center, Gator-Hater post­ Football practices and team meetings have been ers line the walls alongside of noosed rubber alligators. consuming the majority of the days recently for all of Everyone associated with UM has had to feel the great the players on the squad. In his spare time, however, excitement which has been building up toward tomor­ Nicholas likes to get together with punter Greg Labelle row's contest, which should draw well over 65,000. and placekicker Danny Miller for a little golf action at As excited as the fans may be, the players them­ the Granada Country Club in Coral Gables. selves are certainly no less ready. Senior standout line­ Although none of of the three will be looking to backer Scot Nicolas has been one of the key leaders of take away Jack Nicklaus's eligibility card for the Pro the 'Canes in the last three years and his feelings for Tour, Scot lets it be known quickly that " once we tee tomorrow's opener are quite intense. off I usually whip the kickers pretty good." "We have a chance to win four sraight times Nicholas was one of several players who were mar­ against the Gators and for our senior class to graduate ried over the past summer. Everything has been work­ 4-0 against them. It's just a matter of pride. For our ing out real well and Scot is thankful that " my wife class to go undefeated against the Gators would leave I Alicia) understands that I have to play football. us with something that nobody would ever be able to "She works here at the Hecht Center and that take away from us. lt would be an accomplishment," makes things a little easier." said Nicholas. As a senior leader of the team analyzing what he The game even holds a greater personal meaning feels to be tha key ingredient for a really successful for Nicolas. He already has amassed 322 tackles in his campaign this season for the 'Canes, Scot points out previous three years at UM and that mark is only 26 that "we cannot afford the lapse we had in the middle shy of the all-time tackle record held by former UM of last year when we lost three games in a row. All-American Ted Hendricks. "We should have beat Mississippi State. We've got A strong game against the Gators would almost en­ to be consistent and ready to play week after week. It's sure Nicholas of breaking the record in Miami's second hard to say what the most important thing for a real game of the season against the Houston Cougars. good season is. but we'll start well on Saturday." Nicolas is very optimistic about this year's defense. "We should be stronger than last year; it's still a little When asked to pinpoint one particular thing he hard to tell before you go out there and actually start would like now that he is entering his final season, it playing games, but we've only got three new starters wasn't achieving All-American status that Scot men­ - .sail. West. Tony Chickillo, and Rodney Bellinger — tioned — something he has an excellent chance to do, and they're all really good players. nor did he talk of breaking Ted Hendrick's all time "The potential is certainly there for a great de- tackle record, or of displaying his ability before scouts which could eventually mean pro ball and the big t-nse." bucks that accompany it. In recent years the Hurricanes have gotten the rep- nation Of being a team which produced strong de­ Nicolas didn't even suggest a big bowl bid for the fenses but was rather suspect when it came to moving 'Canes. His four-word reply, however, was very re­ Miami llurru ane/STll RAYER 'he hall. Scot sees this year's team as being much more vealing of just how psyched out the Hurricanes get for balanced. their annual game against Florida. Barriiis; Injury Nicolas Will EdifM Ted Hindi irks til-Time I M I "It's bttn slowly starting to even out; the offense He smiled a little and quickly stated "I want the mk\v Ket- nade great strides last year, they put together a lot of Gator." ortl. * * . ( Soccer Outlook Is Brighter Friday September 4. 1981 THE MIAMI HURRICANE. Page 1 1

By JUNE THOMSON perience and regenerated enthusi­ to be an excellent forward and direct Miami's midfield position Sporls Writer asm that I've tried to put back into when matched with the quick ac­ throughout the season. the program, we will play the kind tion and incredible endurance of The Hurricane's strong defense Is Not since 1977 has the University of game that I know we are capable Judge, they will provide the Hurri­ expected to help surpass last years of Miami Soccer team enjoyed the of," said Wetterling. canes with a strong scoring punch. 6-9-1 record. Co-captains Jim Elder prominence of a seventh place Wetterling expects a heavy reli­ Neal Boylon, a second year play­ and Jerry Trimble provide back­ South Regional ranking. Since then ance on young talent to pull the er at the striker and midfielder po­ bone for the defense. Both are expe­ high turnover of coaches (four Hurricanes through a tough sched­ sitions will also be seen frequently rienced third year players and will head coaches in the past five years) ule. The 'Canes will face many na­ on the field. be able to use their skill to keep the and a lack of continual support has tionally ranked teams throughout Midfielders bridge the transition game under control. brought the team to its knees, only the season, including state rivals between defense and offense and At goalkeeper, freshman sensa­ to pick itself back up again by its University of Tampa, Florida Inter­ are responsible for determining tion Jay McCutcheon took senior own rigorous efforts. national University and the Univer­ how much success the team will Doug George's starting position In Jim Wetterling, UM Soccer ace sity of South Florida. have. All midfielders are new­ the middle of last season. when the team were Florida State The return of several key letter- comers, but their experience pre­ However, during this years Fall champions in 1977, took over the men interspersed with "one of the cedes them. practices, Tim Lyons has shown helm as head coach a year ago and most promising freshman classes" Renaldo Rivas. a junior from signs of challenging McCutcheon has been rebuilding the team ever Wetterling has seen should set the Brentwood, New York transferred for his position. since. stage for a successful season. from Farmingdale Junior College on Despite disappointing scores dur­ "My main concern is to try and Returning players Ralph Lynch Long Island where he lettered two ing recent years, the 'Canes antici­ develop direction for the soccer and Paul Judge provide UM's best years. A team leader on and off the pate this season to be their chance program. Hopefully, with more ex­ offensive threat. Lynch has proved field, Rivas has the experience to to get back into the running. Talented But Inexperienced

By CHRISTINE GONZALEZ team is 5-11 J Coach Cheryl Holt "Injuries have set us back a sev­ Though the team is loaded with Sports Writer concedes that the spikers "will not eral weeks in our schedule and this freshmen who are making the tran­ be as strong as in the past." Still en­ is a key time for everyone to be sition from high school to college, Every day, from Monday thru thusiasm is not lacking in practice. working together," Holt said. injury and lack of court communi­ Saturday, 10 girls and two coaches "We have the talent," said Lori The spikers will play in seven in- cation remains the main problem. meet for two hours of strenuous Beckley, an all america junior col­ vitaional tournaments this year and practice — The University of Miami lege transfer from Arizona. "We all but one are away. Joyce Taylor is the likely candi­ women's volleyball team is getting just have to put it together. It's hard This has put added pressure on date to become the floor captain as ready for its season opener Septem­ at times to be able to communicate, the athletes for their classes, but ac­ she has impressed Holt with her ber 14. we have only been together for a cording to Holt they have been able sense of leadership. Still the other Last year the team, mostly domi­ short while." to handle it. two seniors on the team are expect­ nated by seniors, won the South­ Beckley is a typical example of She points to the high percentage ed to challenge for the spot. eastern Regional Championship. another problem that plagued the of graduation among her athletes as The Spikers kick off their season This year the team is mostly made team. In the first day of practice proof that "any player who has September 14, in Orlando in a four up of new students [ freshmen and she stretched her knee ligaments flunked, would have done it any­ team field tournament with FSU, transfers ]. and is expected to be out for anoth­ way; one has to have the right disci­ Central Florida and Ohio State. Out of 10 players, seven are new, er month. pline even it one is not on the They will open their home schedule only one, 5-8 senior Joyce Taylor, Freshman Julie Wogomon is re­ team." September 29 at the Lane Center started for the team that went portedly is suffering from lower Beckely echos the coach, "we against Miami-Dade Community 46-15-1 last year. back strain while Shari Haan, also a have to be dedicated to the team, South at 7 p.m. With the inexperienced, and a freshman is recovering from hand a but we have to pass in our classes Holt is hoping a big crowd will Tim I - l.ni;i!>;iii Takes \ Breather During Practice lack of size [the tallest girls on the injury. too," she said. "lift" the team.

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X2300 THE OPEN DOOR X2300 7-12 P.M. The schedules have been finalized fur the annual University of Miami UM's peer counseline Helpline and walk-center Building 49K holiday basketball tournaments with 16 teams travelling to South llorida HERE IS OUR TAPE LIST YOU CAN LISTEN TO BY PHONE. for the Christmas tournament and ten teams visiting campus for the New- JUST CALL X 2300 AND REQUEST BY NUMBER OR TOPIC. Year's Classic. ASS.RTIVENESS UM COUNSELING CENTER The eastern half of the country is well represented for the Christmas 40. Sell assertiveness 50 Whst the Counseling Center is and Classic Dec.28-31 with Southeastern Conference power Mississippi State. Fighting Constructively how to use the services, (in English) Atlantic Coast Conference muscle North Carolina, talented Northwestern 6 Expressing Negative Thoughts and Feelings _| What the Counseling Center is and of the Big Ten and skillful Slippery Rock from the Northeast. 7 Oealin. with Constructive Criticism how to use the services, (in Spanish) As many as six games are slated for each day but the tournament is in How to Say "No" 52 Career Counseling and Testing not set up in the traditional format. All of the games are already scheduled SELF-IMPROVEMENT 53 Counseling Center Groups to give teams a chance to play new opponents from different areas. There­ 34 Increasing Self Awareness [MOTIONAL CONCERNS fore, there will be no overall winner Building Sell Esteem and Confidence 30 Anxiety and Possible Ways to Cope with it Other Southern teams include Mercer. Georgia State. Northeast Loui­ 3b siana. Florida International, East Carolina, West Virgina and the host 36 The Value of Self-Talk 431 What is Depression team, Miami. The remaining teams from the Midwest and North are Miami 37 Relaxation Exttcises 432 How to Deal with Depression of Ohio. Augustana, Dayton, Cal State of Pennsylvania and Western Michi­ 44 learning to accept Yourself 433 Depression as a Life Style gan 61 What is Her spy and How to Use it 32 How to Deal with loneliness Kive squads will stay over to enjoy the beaches and compete in the 478 Becoming Independent From Parents 33 How to Handle Fears New Year's Classic January 2-5. Hold overs include host Miami and Miami RUATIONSHIPS 38 Coping with Stress of Ohio plus Western Michigan. East Carolina and North Carolina. New­ Friendship Building 8 Dealing with Anger comers will be Florida State. East Tennessee, Lewis and Austin Peay. Helping a Friend MARRIAGE ANO FAMILY "1 think we have assembled the best assortment of women's basket­ 90 - 3 Types ol Inimacy 73 Positive Communication and Sexual ball talent to ever play in Miami.' Miami coach Lin Dunn said. "It is an ex­ 4 Physical Intimacy Fullillment in Marriage cellent opportunity for basketball fans to come out and see top-notched women's basketball." 411 Contracts in Intimate Relationships 74 Fair Fighting in Marriage 412 Examples of Contract Building lb Common Marital Problems and Hm to Handle Them 16 Becoming Open to Others n Preplanning for Children 18 Dating Skills DIVORCE ****** 70 Infatuation or Love7 80 Divorce - It Could Happen to Us 71 Things to Consider in Looking tor a Matt 81 Dealing with Realities of Divorce The UM Women's Commission invites the University com­ 9 Understanding Jealousy and How to 82 The Death of a Marriage Deal with it 83 How to Cope with a Broken Relationship munity to a free wine and cheese reception September SEXUALITY DEATH AND DYING 8, at 5-.30 and 7:30 p.m. in the Ruth King Stanford 20 Female Homosexuality 84 Death and Dying Lounge. The film "Killing Us Softly" will be shown. This 21 Male Homosexuality SUICIDE 22 Dealing with Frigidity 491 Suicidal Crisis movie depicts the images of women in advertising, and 23 Dealing with Impotency 492 Recognizing Suicidal Potential in Others will be followed by a disscussion period. 24 Timing Problems in Male Sexuality ALCOHOLISM MALE AND FEMALE ROLES 160 Early Signs ol an Alcohol Problem 39 Female Sex Role - Changes and Stresses 161 Responsible Decisions about Drinking I 40 Male Sex Role - Changes and Stresses 479 Dealing with Alcoholic Parents ********** • CLIP AND SAVE •

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