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BRIEFLY Casualties rise in Bangladesh Research Inside by Dillp Ganguly More cyclone victims wash ashore, and winds reaching up to 145 to assist Gotta Dane*: Associated Press writer mph. Directors of a new local thousands missing, presumed dead At least 90 percent of them lost dance show — Boogie Town their homes, mud and straw huts with drug hope the show can keep step DHAKA, Bangladesh — The that were submerged by waves or with heavyweights like Club bodies of thousands of victims Sabbath, to mourn the victims, cessible, and helicopters dropped blown away. Tens of thousands of MTV. Filming begins this killed in a devastating cyclone and that Saturday would be a essentials to people huddled on people, mainly the inhabitants of summer and dancers are washed up Thursday on the national day of mourning. rooftops of marooned buildings. remote islands near the coast, education needed. shores of Bangladesh, as the Relief workers and journalists Relief agencies worldwide be- are missing. ► See page 5. government struggled to provide who visited the stricken region ,gan sending aid. Workers from "It is a great tragedy," said relief to millions of survivors. said thousands of decomposed the London-based relief agency, Luftar Rahman Khan, the minis- The official death toll for Tues- bodies of men, women and chil- by Robert Davidson Tourney time: Oxfam, were among the first on ter of state for relief. "This is a staff writer The women's tennis team day's cyclone, the most powerful dren were being brought in by the the scene, pushing unto areas hit national crisis." is home this weekend to host to hit this impoverished nation, is tides. Survivors searched for hardest by the cyclone to hand the Mid-American Confer- 37,543. But tens of thousands are missing relatives among the piles out water purification tablets, The minister painted a grim America's educational system ence championship tour- missing on low-lying islands and of corpses stacked up on beaches. food, candles and matches from picture of the colossal damage should re-think its approach to nament at Keefe Courts. coastal deltas and Prime Minis- "I saw deaths, devastation, stocks in Bangladesh. that destroyed Bangladesh s the War on Drugs, according to The Falcons head into the ter Khaleda Zia said at least agony and misery of a magnitude Relief officials warned of the main harbor, wiped out much of University researchers David tournament with a .500 re- 100,000 people, and possibly I nave never seen before," said outbreak of disease in crowded its current rice crop and threat- Weis and Molly Laflin. cord at 11-11. On Tuesday, more, could nave been killed. one photographer who went to the cyclone shelters and relief ened next year's crop by splash- Weis, associate professor of the team concluded its regu- "It is a vast devastation and the area. "The bodies were decom- camps. Emdad Hossain, the head ing paddies with salt water. Sev- applied human ecology, said the lar season schedule with a loss of human lives could exceed posed and the stench was un- of relief operations of the Red enty percent of the cattle in the U.S. Department of Education — non-conference victory 100,000," Zia said on state-owned bearable." Crescent Society, said many peo- area drowned. which is funding the team's television. "The information is As the number of bodies float- ple were drinking salty and mud- The storm flattened wide areas research — does not want to see against Sinclair College. incomplete. ... We fear it (the ing in increased by the hour, the dy water and eating half-cooked along the east coast from north of results that conflict with policies ►■See page 9. toll) could go up much more. I government struggled to ferry fish. the port of Chittagong to Cox's it is now advocating. prav to Allan it's not true." food, water and medicine to the The government says 10 million Bazaar near the Burmese border, But, there is a '^ood possibili- Campus She announced special prayers millions of survivors. Vast areas people lived in the area that was which took the full force of the ty" the outcome of the study he would be held today, the Muslim hit by the cyclone were still inac- battered by 20-foot-high waves storm. and Laflin, associate professor of Computer lab hours: HPER, are conducting will con- The finals week computer tradict popular beliefs about drug lab schedule is as follows: use among high school students Sunday, May 5, residence and college freshmen. hall labs close at 11:30 p.m. "They [the Department of Ed- for the semester; Tech lab ucation] want to see data to back will close at 11:59 p.m. Sun- up how they have decided to go day, then will be open Mon- after drugs. Our goal is to scien- day through Thursday 8 tifically test research questions a.m. to 10 p.m., and 8 a.m. to benefit drug education," he to 5 p.m. Friday, May 10. All said. "We have no vested interest other labs remain on the in what the answers are." normal spring semester During the past four years, the schedule. pair received five grants totalling May 6-9 Library and $950,000 to study patterns of drug Business Administration use among 2,200 Northwest Ohio labs close at S p.m. instead high school students and college of 11 p.m. Friday, May 10 freshmen. Their findings are to Library and B/A labs close be passed on to drug educators. at 4 p.m. Math-Science Vax According to Weis, the re- la b/OPS area closes at 5:30 searchers' results show there is a p.m. Tech and Union labs problem drawing links between close at 5p.m. Hayes use of various drugs and connect- Fac/Staft/grad workroom ing drug use to low self-esteem. closes at 4:45 p.m. Weis said there are five pat- May 11 Hayes terns of drug use and he has found fac/staff/grad workroom no evidence to show if a person will be open 9 a.m. to noon. has one pattern that will lead to All other labs will be closed. another pattern. The patterns are: use of ciga- Recycling trailer rettes, use of alcohol, use of mari- moved: juana, experimentation with The recycling trailer be- hard" drugs and regular use of hind the Union loading dock "hard" drugs. "This means experimentation is no longer there. Accord- would not necessarily lead to ing to Mike Rolfes, recy- regular use. Also, use of mari- cling coordinator, the recy- juana does not link one to use of cling program with 77ie BG harder drugs," he said. News went extremely well, te N»wi/Todd Swonson "This flies in the face of an '80s but all recyclables should Accident Avenue idea — propagated by govern- now be taken to the Jaycees' ment — that marijuana is the recycling center. Rolfes Student Phil Tltterington holds Ice on his head as tow truck opera- senger In the car on the right, said, "Wouldn't you know this would said he hopes TheNews're- tor Dave Babcock sweeps glass Irom the scene of a two-car colli- happen when I had a date to go golfing?" Police said Informa- cycling program will con- sion on East Wooster Street and Mercer Road. Tltterington. a pas- tion regarding the citation could not be released until Monday. D See RESEARCH, page 6. tinue next semester. Student* honored: Student leaders affiliated with organizations within the College of Education were honored at a banquet Surveys reflect student attitudes Thursday night at The Days Inn. Students from 16 organ- izations were recognized with certificates from the Responses indicate need for more education dean of the college. Student Affairs Office Of students surveyed: by Julie Potter and Morrella 58% of the men and Nearly 50 percent of black stu- Local Raleigh 42% of the women dents surveyed said they thought tallies campus opinions staff writers think that male homo- minority students experienced direct verbal harassment from by Julie Potter lished soon, Purdy said. Save a life: Lesbians and gays should not sexuals are disgusting. other students to some extent. staff writer The surveys are conducted The American Red Cross be discriminated against. Interestingly, 55% of Jack Taylor, assistant vice by obtaining student phone Greater Toledo Area Chap- A small number of males have the men and 66% of the fresident for multicultural af- numbers from the University, ter is offering Standard forced their partners to have sex. women believe that airs, found this statistic to be Campus opinions are eval- who downloads all of the First Aid and CPR classes Having contraceptives availa- male homosexuality is very interesting because it raises uated on diverse subjects in- numbers into their computer throughout May. Classes ble increases promiscuity. important questions, he said. cluding University issues as system and selects them at a natural expression of ,!Do 50 percent of black stu- well as social concerns by the random for use in the sur- will be at the chapter house, A large percentage of people Student Affairs Research and veys, he said. located at 2275 Collingwood would be willing to date someone sexuality. The survey dents actually have this happen f Blvd. of another race, but not necessar- also said, 76% of the to them or do they iust hear about Evaluation Office. 'We call 400 people for each To register for classes or ily marry them. women and 73% of the it from other people? Is this par- Every year the office con- survey, which makes the sur- for more information call These are just some of the stu- men disagree that les- ticular incident that common or ducts approximately 10 sur- veys within plus or minus five 248-3331, ext. 253. dent attitudes that came forth do they just perceive it as hap- veys, according to Dean percent as far as accuracy from a number of surveys con- bians can't fit into pening? These are important Purdy, director of evaluation goes. We try to survey an ducted recently by the Student society. questions to consider," he said. and planning for Student Af- equal number of on- and off- Affairs Research and Evaluation Fifty percent of white students fairs. campus students," Purdy Weather Office (SAREO). bility of contraceptives. Huffman surveyed and almost 50 percent The office has been in exis- said. The surveys were conducted disagreed with this, saying "Peo- of black students surveyed tence for five years and con- Students who are surveyed ducts surveys on different can rest assured that nobody Mostly iunny:Today, between November and Decem- 61e are going to have sex whether thought that deliberate defacing ber 1990 and in February 1991. ley (contraceptives) are availa- or destroying of posters advertis- topics, Purdy said. will know who they are be- mostly sunny with the high The main purpose of our cause the phone numbers are 60 to 65. Winds northwest 5 Approximately 400 students were ble or not." ing racial minority activities was questioned for each survey. Seventy-nine percent of stu- happening on campus. office is to conduct an entire known only by the people to 10 mph. dents surveyed agreed abortions "This area seems to be where set of research on student af- conducting the surveys, he Tonight, The surveys were titled "A- fairs," he said. added. increasing lienation and Higher Education," should be available to students racial harassment primarily "Sexual Attitudes and Informa- without parental consent, and 9 takes place," Taylor said. Survey topics have in- cloudiness percent think contraceptive in- Another statistic of interest cluded evaluations of various People who are surveyed with the tion Availability," "Date Vio- offices throughout the Uni- tend to be very cooperative low 40 to lence: Attitudes and Behaviors," formation is not available on revealed 30 percent of whites and "Homosexuality: Attitudes campus. surveyed said they wouldn't be versity, a questionnaire about about answering the ques- 45. Satur- Thirteen percent of the 421 stu- comfortable marrying blacks, Undergraduate Student tions, Purdy said. day, most- and Perceptions." Government, and an evalua- ly cloudy Eleven percent of 417 students dents surveyed about date vio- but only 26 percent of blacks said polled agreed persons with AIDS lence said they rarely or some- they wouldn't feel comfortable tion of the programs at the "There are very few people with a Student Recreation Center. who decline to answer the slight should be quarantined. times struck their dating partner marrying whites. According to Barb Huffman, with their hands or feet. Other topics whose results surveys because of (the sur- chance of have been of special interest vey's) content. More often showers. High in the lower nurse clinician at the Student Twenty-eight percent of stu- "Generally, blacks are more Health Center, this may indicate dents surveyed admitted they receptive of interracial mar- to students have been alcohol than not, they tell us that they 60s. Chance of rain 30 per- surveys, a survey about would answer the survey ex- cent. that more AIDS education is rarely or sometimes pressured riages than whites are. That is needed. their partner to have sex, and 2 probably the reason for these AIDS, and about student per- cept that they are on their compiled from local and ceptions about cheating — the way out the door. People are wire reports Twenty-five percent of those percent of males surveyed said numbers," Taylor said. surveyed believed that prom- they had actually forced their results of which will be pub- very cooperative," he added. iscuity increased with the availa- partner to have sexual intercour- See SURVEY, page6. Pope John Paul II. is stifled, free thought becomes a crime — and we all The spiritual leader of Roman Catholics across the pay the price. Pope new critic, globe acknowledged faults in communist systems which doomed them to fail, but criticized unrestricted • * * capitalism and its treatment of the poor historically. William Randolph Hearst must be turning over In his Kane born anew Pope John Paul had no ideal economic model to pre- grave. sent to the world, but he did give criticism where due. Fifty years after its inital release, Citizen Kane has Before American Catholics begin to squirm, we ask: gotten up to blow out the birthday candles. uotesoftheweek: Are we so proud of the fall of communism and our mili- One of the best movies ever presented on the silver Capitalism "totally reduces man to the sphere tary successes that we no longer have the ability to screen is making the rounds again in movie theaters of ecoinomics and the satisfaction of material needs" criticize our system? across the United States—even nere at the University. and involves the "excessive promotion of purely utili- tarian values with an appeal to the appetites and in- * • * Orson Welles' tragic portrayal of the lengendary clinations toward immediate gratification. Apparently so. We saw proof of this at East Merry newspaper emperor was a major risk for the 25 year- "It is possible for the financial accounts to be in or- last weekend. old movie producer. Hearst was one of the most power- der and yet for the people — who make up the firm's A major student-police confrontation was avoided, ful persons of his day. He even pressured many theater most valuable asset — to be humiliated ana their digni- but all of Bowling Green should reflect on a recent at- owners across the country not w show the film. ty offended." tack of students who burned a repesentation of a flag Hark! Who said this? Lenin? Marx? Castro? A "poli- that evening. Welles did not back down, though. He stood up to tically correct" escapist professor from Berkley? When we consider why we came to Bowling Green — Hearst and the movie became a part of American's Actually, these are exerpts from "Centesimus to question and to learn —this is simply an outrage. cinematic history. And for that, many fans and future Annus," the latest encyclical on social doctrine from When people are attacked for then- opinions, debate movie producers are grateful.

SOlrVMATDo YflUTHlNk YOUUDOQNtf BU¥*> MOltTOL A MV LETTERS ACHIEVE MrUfltnV RULE BECOME A CO?... LETTERS (cont.) HERE? ) secretaries for the mailbox Weber, for the recent series con- Flag burning laws flyers, and to the many people Being black more cerning rape. who ordered flowers for friends Now, I would like to address the show blind justice and family. A special re- than attending comment made in last Friday's membrance to the University editon by Police Chief Galen Ash. Editor The News: person who anonymously donated unity functions How dare he say the women who This is in response to an article flowers to "any person at three are raped are partially responsi- in Tuesday's paper about the area nursing homes. Editor The News: ble for the rapist's next crime! burning of a (representation of a) Beta Theta Pi has worked for All my life I thought that I was Women who are raped practical- United States flag. The people Daffodil Days for many years, black. I mean my skin has always ly drown in feelings of self-blame, who burned the flag were ha- and this year they gave us an been black and I have black par- guilt and embarrassment. In my rassed and physically assaulted excellent representative, Jason ents. So, I should be black right? opinion, these feelings are caused because of their actions. Jackson, who coordinated cam- Well, to some other black stu- and perpetuated by comments First, I'd like to say that I feel it pus delivery personnel. dents here on campus, I am not such as Ash's. Therapist, and no is wrong to burn the flag. The flag The fraternity did an outstand- black. Just the other day, I was one else, is responsible for per- is a symbol of freedom. The flag ing job, but some of the vol- standing at the picture booth in manently altering the lives of is a symbol of what the United unteers went "beyond the call of the middle of the Student Union every woman he victimizes. States should be. When one is op- duty." Special thanks to Jason, and this young black female said Every woman who is raped has to K:ssed, one should embrace the Doug Grace, Trey Pettibone, ana she was going to invite me to reconstruct her entire life, which g as a symbol of their fight, not Stu Finsel (a super salesperson). some of the black student func- is a painful (and sometimes im- burn it. However, this is only my On the county level 6,000 bou- tions here on campus since she possible) experience on its own. opinion. quets were sold. Donations of "knew" that I had taken part in She does not need or deserve Countries such as Canada and wrapping paper were received many white student functions. I misplaced blame put on her by Great Britain don't have flag- from: Ken's Flowers, Klotz's took offense to her remark be- the likes of Ash. burning laws. There have been Flower Farm, Myles' Flowers £C>mrnAK|/|MWLl wwALt ©*U cause she did not even know me AngieGoff, many in history that have. Sad- and Obie's Flowers. and for her to question my black- Elementary Ed dam's Iraq, the Soviet Union be- Thanks to everyone who gave. cist just as not all racist people away? Would the American ness is a travesty. Just because I fore perestroika, and Nazi Ger- Linda Glomski, are white. We should stop point- farmers be happier if their com- prefer jazz concerts, movies, many are a few examples. Have BGSU Chairperson. Daffodil ing fingers at each other ana start bines were taken away? plays, etc... over parties and dan- we become so blinded mat we are Days '91 working toward a common goal. Dr. Carlson, you have been ces given by black fraternities Ziance receives similar to Nazi Germany? That goal being freedom and fooled by the repressive regime and sororities does not make me This great country stands for equality for everyone. of Cuba. You are contributing to less of a black person. deserved praise the right for us to live and to do as Racism's end must Julie Swope, the Communist government of I just do not understand it we choose, as long as we don't in- Junior Cuba by leaving your dollars for sometimes. Black people on Editor The News: fringe on other's rights. This is be common goal Fidel Castro to enjoy. Even campus can be heard saying, Congratulations to Scott Ziance not always the case, but it is what though you thought you were "We ve got to stick together, let s on his accomplishments this we should strive for. Editor The News: Cuban situation moving freely across Cuba, be unite!" but a lot of us do not even year. He was recently named When people bum the flag, they In response to Audrey Flower's sure mat many secret service mean it. We have this false sense USG Senator of the Year by his infringe on no one's rights. They letter in Thursday's News. in desperate need agents in plain clothes were of "blackness" in our minds that fellow senators. Ziance also burn a SYMBOL of freedom. I'm tired of being told how I, as watching you. Did you expect, to be black, we all must show up served as President of Rodgers When we harass or physically as- a white person, feel. The fact that after 30 years of repression, Cu- at every unity rally, dance, or Quadrangle Council, which was sault them, we DESTROY the Dr. King wanted equality for of improvement bans would speak to you freely party. That is not what being recognized as Hall Council of the FREEDOM itself, making the everybody does not mean that about their situation? They are Black is all about. Being black is Year. flag a worthless piece of cloth. one. race is superior. Dr. King's Editor The News: afraid of going to jail for speaking all about "taking care of busi- The Republican party recog- I ask you all: please do not des- dream of equality is one that can I am writing in response to Dr. against the government. You are ness," and learning how to get nized the need for a student on troy this symbol of freedom. But be shared by all races, regardless Alvar Carlson s article which ap- allowed to leave Cuba and be past racial obstacles to make city council. Ziance, a proven especially, do not destroy the of color. One does not need to be peared in The News on May 1. Dr. free, they are not. something of ourselves and our leader, is the person they have freedom it stands for. black in order to appreciate Dr. Carlson writes about the terrible future familes. Right now, my chosen to face the challenge of William Deagan, "business" is school. Going to improving city-University re- King's movement. Dr. King was a economic conditions which are I was born in Cuba and lived lations. We realize it is necessary Graduate Student great voice of his time and is still affecting the Cuban people. He there for 11 years; most of my parties and dances does not nelp a positive inspiration for the fu- me relax. I relax in my own way, to maintain communications so says that on his trips to seven family still lives inside the island. and if my relaxation practices that problems can be avoided in Thanks extended ture. A future of equality and other Caribbean islands, Cuba's They tell us that bath soap has the future. Ziance is the type of freedom for all races. Let us re- situation is "by far the been replaced by laundry de- are not the same as yours, then do member that in one point in histo- not worry about it. I am not in leader who can fairly represent to 'Daffodil' helpers grimmest." How then can Cuban tergent and coffee is being mixed your business, so please stay out all his constituents and solve the ry many groups were oppressed people possibly be happier now with ground peas. Your article problems of Ward One. Editor The News: at one time or another, tor relig- than before the Revolution of reports that rice has been of mine. On behalf of the American Can- ious reasons as well as heritage 1959, which brought Communism rationed to only 3 pounds per per- Cleavon J. Blair cer Society I extend THANKS to reasons. Let us remember that to the island? Dr. Carlson reports son per month. Can thisj>ossibly He has already proven his ef- the many people who made Daf- whites too, were at the March On how, due to the shortage of Rus- make Cubans happier? Dr. Carl- Rape victims need fectiveness as a campus leader; fodil Days '91 so successful at the Washington. sian oil, public transportation is son, I hope that after you read we feel he will be even more ef- University: Computer Services It is a stereotype that whites being replaced by bicycles and this letter you will agree with me fective as a city leader. for the "screen" display, office are racist, not all whites are ra- how farmers are using oxen in- in the fact that Cubans have help, not blame stead of farm machinery. Would never been more unhappy. Editor The News: Drew Hartwell, the American people be happier if Luis A. Mancina, First, I would like to commend College Republicans The BG News their cars ana buses were taken Kohl Hall The News , and especially Tara - An Independent Student Voice - Editorial Board Columnist reflects on college experiences Phaedrus the wolf. It tits. He would often think about this Modern Ecclesiastic who had to say goodbye to the mortal Walking back to his apartment maddening paradox and become once adeptly put the tracks into world, he had many regrets. The Jill Novak Michelle Banks with light steps he sees it fits quickly enraged. Moreover, perspective in relationship to the hero apologized and went on his managing editor assistant managing editor more and more. He wouldn't be everywhere around him people little town. He was so perceptive way to another world. Phaedrus John Kohlstrand happy if they were overjoyed were usually babbling about triv- — Phaedrus admired the Modem wished it was that easy for him. city editor with the thesis. Hostility is really ial things — stupid things. Every- Ecclesiastic and privately wor- He had apologies for a few people Charles Toil Chuck Travis his element. It really is. one infuriated him. shiped himi — maybe tying up loose ends editorial editor editorial contributor [Zen and the Art of Motorcycle The Modern Ecclesiastic soon would get rid of the dull roar. Maintenance by Robert Pirsig.) became his mentor and kept him Phaedrus crossed an intersec- Matthew A Daneman Ivan Groger Phaedrus stood on the quiet sane during rough times. Lately, tion toward the idyllic campus copy chief copy chief street corner as the soothing sun Cod and Man Phaedrus was upset at the pros- which was now eerily desolate. set on the little town on the pect that all he developed with his He sat on steps of an old building The BG News Staff prairie. He laughed then smiled mentor was a take-take re- facing the eastern horizon which at the thought that at one time at Bowling lationship. Phaedrus had to re- suspended a rising crescent r*»wS Ed'lor Of is t'an Thompson Copy Editor Mtcna-a laherty moon. He had done this often, try- Sports Editor Matt Schroder Copy Edrtor Michelle Taylor this tranquil oasis allowed him to mind himself that the Modem AMI Sports Editor Sieve EMton Copy Editor Kathleen Lowry be hostile — hostile towards the Green Ecclesiastic was also human. ing somehow to communicate AMI Sports Editor Jamie Joss Copy Edrtor Nikki Floros innocent citizens of this intellec- As the train disappeared into with God. In this he had peace of Wire Editor Tanya Moore Copy Editor Cyndi Prada tual community. By dusk, all that remained of its re- mind. AMI vv»e Editor Irene BaDeaux Copy Edrtor Mtrcl Stork Photo Editor Jay Murdock Copy Editor KeHe Scrarmer His final days in the town were cent presence was a dull roar in This past year, he locked his insxtor Edrtof P Francis Esposiio Copy Edrtor Jamie Smith numbered, and he predictably Scott Geringer the distance. This prompted fingers into a therapy machine insider AMI Editor J J Thompson Copy Editor Jack Dan wished some of his precious time memories also. You see, Phae- which drained poisonous emo- invest Director Wynne Everett Prod Sup'r Tim J Mechley there would have been spent drus had let his guard down these tions from his body. After a year Features Director Jennrler Taday Prod Sup'r Ryan I irk He was mad at himself for be- Copy Edrtor Tnsh Davis Prod Sup'r Moty Zakrajaek more wisely. He took this oppor- past couple of months and his of this therapy, Phaedrus felt Copy Edrtor Michelle latter Prod Sup'r Derrick ROM tunity to reflect on why he would ing controlled by someone and reality had changed. The adjust- exhausted, but content — no more never allow there to be lost time now being out of control. The ment was painful and arduous. hostility. Tr» BO News m Dubsshed da*y Tuesday through Friday Ounng to* ■ whole structure of his once- Sometimes at night, Phaedrus He sat on those steps and rea- during the summer MM*on by me Board of Skidenl Pubfccabone of Bowing Green Slats UVwvsniry i first couple of years in the Crfect life was disregarded by would lie still in the quiet dark- lized he had survived. His soul OpHMons •■pressed by cofcimntsts do no* necessarily reflect: ins oomwns of Ths 00 Maws TT» BO News and Boweng Green Slate UntvsnHy are squat opportuntty employers, and do not town were carefree. What hap- r as if it were a piece of un- ness and between his ears would had been reshaped by many car- (Mcnmmaf• -i neWg practices pened that made him so hostile at wanted trash. Phaedrus really reverberate the dull roar. He ing people. But more importan- The BO Mews «*• not accept advertising that u deemed datcrMsnekvy degrading or tnsumng on times? He had asked himself this hated her — he hated himself. would shake his head and scream tly, lie had reshaped himself by me beats of race. sa. or naaonef ortgm question often. Phaedrus walked three blocks to the heavens — but nothing examining his soul in material Copyright 1991 AH rVghta Reserved Ironically, he knew the answer, from the commercial district in would get rid of that damn dron- form. Words, sentences, and par- Office Ecnonei Ofttos but each time wished the answer the middle of town toward the ing sound. agraphs were all intricate pieces (419)372-2601 2 10 Waal Mad Ptv (419) 372 6966 would somehow mysteriously... It center of learning at the east end of a complex puzzle. Phaedrus

Bc—sng Orson State University was she who changed everything, of town. He heard the familiar One of Phaedrus' heroes had put the pieces back together Bowsng Green. Onto 434030270 who shattered his Idealistic world rumbling of an approaching train died recently in a long, drawn-out BOO am to 6 00 p m as he advanced upon the railroad aedrus had made it. Monday through Friday like a crystal vase dropped from struggle with a disease which a tabletop. God. Phaedrus hated tracks which divided the town. killed him from the inside out. Scott Geringer is a columnist her—but loved her still. His thoughts turned to the When the time had come for him for The News. THE BG NEWS Friday, May 3, 1991 3

Opinions Truthful Traficant faces gutless ousting "I am not the favorite son of had a problem with his un- vene to redraw district maps for less in these times when any De- anybody," says Congressman flowered truth, giving him as 1992 (sans at least a pair ofseats mocrat who opposed U.S. partici- James Traficant (D). much as 80 percent of the vote. in Ohio) the Democrats are ex- pation in the war is back-peddling What do you think Jim He has called the United States "Let's tell it like it is," is a pected to offer to split Traficant's like mad to preserve support. Congressmen prostitutes, bashed favorite axiom of Traficant's. support into four or five new dis- What good is it to work so hard Tinker's chances are of Japan and criticized his own And tell it like it is he does, con- tricts full of suburban Republi- to preserve a majority in the party for its gutlessness. demning Reagan Democrats and cans to ensure his defeat. Congress which stands for next to Now outcast Representative the sell-out leadership at the helm But party opposition is nothing nothing besides sucking up to the being elected Bowling James Traficant of Youngstown of his party now. new to Traficant. His war with Republican adminisrationr is facing his own political demise. "I find no fault with the Repub- Mahoning County Democratic Traficant knew from the begin- His district almost certainly will licans here," he says. "They told Chairman Don Hanni has been ning he risked his political lon- Green's mayor? be sacrificed by the Democratic legendary — enough so to land gevity by alienating Democratic leaders when Ohio loses two Con- the pair on 60 Minutes where they powers that be. But he had the gressional seats in 1992. bickered for a national audience. rare sense to realize he was not But though he's targeted by Fearless, Traficant has per- elected to tow the party line, but both parties leadership, the man Leftfield sisted in bucking party leaders rather, represent his adoring ^—y^ no Republican can stand and no while they scramble to regain constituents. Democrat can control faces his support from the Republicans, He's represented them well, downfall with grace and no re- who hold an overwhelmingly high speaking his mind and voting his morse. by 5* popularity in the wake of Presi- conscience. The Democratic Traficant took the rare high Wynne v. dent Bush's victory in Iraq. Party would do better to listen to f^/sr road through politics — speaking Everett While Democratic leaders in- his criticisms. Silencing him will his mind. He often used vulgar vited Bush to a joint session of do nothing to fill their leadership and unpopular speech to make nis Congress so they may be seen vacuum or lessen the embarrass- point and frequently attacked his us what they were going to do ant cheering him before the nation's ing blow which the 1992 election is own party more harshly than the they did it. Where is the Demo- prime-time television viewers, sure to be. v2/ one on the other side of the aisle. Traficant stood his ground, main- The trouble with politics is, the crats' plan? America did not ( ^*y "Democrats, most of your par- elect a coalition government. taining United States forces did truth too often hurts and is too f ty's leaders are so stupid if they They deserve an alternative." not belong in that war. rarely heard. fell out of bed they couldn't hit the The Democratic party, "I was the only Democrat who "If I am cut out it will be the Jeff Clark is a junior liberal D'Naie Jacobs is a freshman floor," he said. however, has a big problem with asked for time to speak against greatest compliment they ever studies major from Bowling VCT major from Toledo Fiercely protective of Ameri- Traficant. If the voters won't take the authorization of force, Tra- paid me." Green "He'd have a good chance if ca's domestic markets, the con- his seat away from this uncon- ficant said. "The ONLY one. I "Nil! I think that even if every he's able to get residents to vote gressman has won two terms trollable loudmouth, the party opposed that bill and I'd do it Wynne Everett is the Classic student voted, he wouldn't win." for him because the students are from his labor-rich Northeast will. again if we voted today." Liberal Chick /political anaylist too apathetic to give him enough Ohio district. The voters have not When bi-partisan leaders con- Such honesty is indeed price- rarThe News. votes." pnate, then you are not only a porters of their ideology, which is equal" or better yet, like your victim of Americanism but an white supremacy. It appears as mother and father for we (Afri- advocator of it. "Dear Amy" though you have not opened your kans) are the mothers and fath- LETTERS interpreted Audrey as saying that eyes to the manifested truths of ers of civilization, not Tarzan. black people will eventually America, you know the unjust "Dear Amy" we are not overpower white. Well, that is wars and genocides. This country "dredging up the past and repeat- Student expresses true, in the sense that the op- is the land of "HELL", home of ing our forefathers' mistakes." It pressed shall rise above their op- the "DEVIL" for anyone who is was "your" and nof'our" fore- views on oppression pressor. And, in the process of not of European descent. fathers and mothers who made Editor The News: rising above our oppression we So, you want to know what hap- the mistake, so what we as wise I felt the good spirit move must "overpower" the oppressor. pened to Dr. MLK's dream, the Afrikan people do is remember something in me when I read Mind you that the "oppressor" same thing that happened to Mal- the past to insure that it never Amy Sekula's letter about Sister can be that of a mindset or colm X, Marcus Garvey, Patrice happens again. We are looking to Audrey's article "Aggressive be- man/woman him/herself. In this Lummunba, the Black Panthers the future, but not from an Amer- havior tied to whites'lack of me- case it's both. "Dear Amy", you for Self-Defense and Nelson ican view, but from an Afrikan lanin." I am writing this letter to are not the gatekeeper of the op- Mandela. Talk to the govern- view. It has been well over 400 all those who feel like Amy pression that is inflicted on Afri- ment, the CIA, the FBI, for it was Ers that Afrikan people have ("Dear Amy"), regardless of kan people, just an advocator. J. Edgar Hoover, and every n trapped in the home of the Lori Fox is a CSP graduate stu- Riyad Choudhury is a staff bio- your biological descent, Afrikan The gatekeepers are the Rock- president before and after him, Devil" and his way of living. We dent from Tiffin logist from Poughkeepsie, N.Y. or European. efeller Foundation and the Tri- and the previously mentioned realize this every time we say "I don't think it's likely be- "The chances are great if the If you are one of those who feel lateral Commission and a few who conspired and still conspire "HELLO" and now the time has cause I don't think he has had the students decide to vote. Only then that Audrey's article was detri- others, which consist of persons to annihilate any freedom, jus- come for us to leave and return to experience to run a city the size of could a student win the election." mental to the struggle for lib- from America, Japan, and Eng- tice, and equality (human rights) the Afrikan way, that's called Bowling Green." eration of Afrikan people and/or land/Britain, in total only 6 per- people of Afrikan descent are try- GOODBYE. that Amy's letter was one of ideo- cent of the white population run ing to obtain and have a right to. Ajamu Minkah Kafele 1 N«wi/Tlm Nonnan logies that seem rather appro- the world. The rest are just sup- Yes, our goal is to be "treated (Maurice Leon Tate).

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The basic criteria in- received the student chapter a- cludes having increased mem- chievement award at the In- bership, sponsoring activities ternational Technical Commu- and having individual mem- nication Conference, April bers recognized, she added. 14-17 in New York City. The organization competed Fink said the organization with 25 international student had a 38 percent increase in organizations for the award. To membership this year. "The be considered, an STC organi- whole profession is growing so zation must meet the minimum it makes sense," she said. requirements, plus go "above Society lor Technical Communication President Michael Bates holds the chapter's award with other SIC members. and beyond the minimum," □ See AWARD, page 13. Forests concern students DON'T DRINK by Jackie Rosepal 45. Many campus groups have Since RAN's beginning in 1985, met with school officials to nego- its accomplishments have ranged contributing writer tiate bans on the use of imported from boycotts to petitions. tropical timber products. In 1967, RAN started a national Saving the tropical rainforest 'Unless we act now, virtually boycott of the Burger King res- has joined apartheid and all of the Earth's tropical rain- taurant corporation. Burger King FIND DRIV€! homelessness as a leading politi- forests will be gone in 20 years. Corporation was purchasing land cal cause for college students We are the last generation that in Costa Rica. The corporation around the nation. can save them. As more and was clearing the lands, full of Rainforest Action Network, more students realize it is really tropical rainforests, to graze headquartered in San Francisco, up to them, they are taking ac- cattle. JOHN NEWLOVE REAL ESTATE reports that in the past two years tion," said Pam Wellner, director "Needless to say, after our the number of campus affiliate of RAN's tropical timber cam- protests in front of the Burger groups has increased from 30 to paign. King restaurants, the corporation SUMMER & FALL RENTALS complied," said wellner. "The first step interested col- LARGE ASSORTMENT OF lege groups or individual students APARTMENTS should take is to conduct a wood- EASYSTREET use audit of their campus. Look to see if the campus store is selling Nearly 500 UflitS with SUPER locations any products made from impor- ted tropical hardwoods. Also STOP IN TO 319 E. WOOSTER FOR A BROCHURE OF COMPLETE 104 S. Main ~<2&&J 353-0988 check to see if any new construc- DETAILS AND SPEAK WITH OUR FRIENDLY STAFF. tion or office renovation is using GRADUATION DAY BUFFET the hardwoods," Wellner said. JOHN NEWLOVE REAL ESTATE 319 E.WOOSTER • upstairs only • By Reservation only The main imported tropical • Llmltod looting rainforest woods are lauan, teak, mahogany and rosewood. Lauan 354-2260 $10.95 per person is often found in plywood and teak is used for kitchen utensils. Teak, (ACROSS FROM TACO BELL) (serving Immediately after Graduation) mahogany and rosewood are all used as veneers on home and of- Buffet includes: fice furniture. Some brands of pencils have also contained jelu- •Tossed Garden Salad •B.B.Q. Ribs tong, another imported tropical • Fresh Fruit Tray •Fried Shrimp wood. •Fresh Vegetable Tray •Beef KaBob's •Rolls & Butter •Potato Concerned students or campus " - nit L groups may obtain more infor- ■ ■■■■■■■■ •Dessert(Cream Puffs) •California Mix mation by contacting Alex Matth- (Cauli, Broccoli, iessen at the Rainforest Action ""'tiimiiiiiiiiiiiii' Carrots, Onions) Network, 301 Broadway, Suite A, San Francisco, Calif. 94133.

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Please clip this ad and return by campus mall or drop oil al 21 Wast Hall. Students Five finalists for to 'boogie' Lambda Chis to host on local leadership conference Master Teacher by Jennifer Taday "Our chapter has Richards, a Lambda Chi, will staff writer be receiving an achievement a- Award selected TV station always been seen ward from Lambda Chi Alpha. An initiation will also be con- by Brenda Borman If you've just gotta dance and More than 600 Lambda Chi as a strong one in ducted in which the 200,000 staff writer you'll be in town this summer, Alphas will be attending the Lambda Chi Alpha will be ini- Boogie Town may be the place for chapters' 23rd annual leader- the eyes of tiated, he said. you. ship conference at the Universi- National — "The 200,000th active brother The selection process for the Master Teacher Award is nearing con- Boogie Town is a contemporary ty this summer. will be presented with a jeweled clusion and the five finalists vying for the $1,000 cash prize have been dance show similar to77ie Party Jon Bush, Lambda Chi Alpha especially in pin that Richards took up in announced. Machine or Club MTV, said Eresident, said delegates from regard to our space with him in the last space The winner of the award—sponsored by the Undergraduate Alumni Homer Ruiz, senior RTVF major. le 223 chapters representing 48 shuttle mission," Bush said. Association — will be one of these finalists: Ruiz, along with senior VCT states and three Canadian prov- strong • Jack Nachbar, popular culture professor; major Steve Armstrong and Ke- inces will attend the conference This initiation will be special • John Piper, HPER associate professor; lly Greny, senior RTVF major, Aug. 7-11, which is entitled scholarship — because the one thing that ties • Paul Haas, economics professor; will be working on the show this "Designing the Lambda Chi Al- and the location all Lambda Chi Alphas together • Lee Meserve, biology professor; summer, assisting with filming pha Experience." across the country is the ritual, • Ruth Olscamp, associate professor, communications disorders. and production. The leadership conference is is ideal for all of he added. A committee made up of five students and two alumni will make "Mark Butler, the executive being hosted at the University their decision in the next few weeks and the winner will be announced producer of the show, contacted because "our chapter has al- the chapters." Bush said more than two- at the Faculty Recognition Banquet on Oct. 24. R.K. Clark [RTVF professor] ways been seen as a strong one -Jon Bush, thirds of his chapter will be par- Allen Zinc, assistant director of alumni affairs, said the award is and asked him if he had any stu- in the eyes of National —espe- ticipating in the week's events important because of the tremendous amount of student input. dents who would be interested in cially in regard to our strong Lambda Chi Alpha and these members will also It's unique because it's almost totally student run. I don't know of working on the show," Arm- scholarship — and the location president assist in registration and trans- any other of its kind on campus," he said. strong said. "Kelly was in one of is ideal for all of the chapters," portation. The committee sifted through 160 nomination forms received from his classes and she asked us if we Bush said. students. The committee then chose 10 semifinalists based on class- were interested." Various seminars including "This system is still being im- One University Lambda Chi room excellence, knowledge of field, and participation outside the Ruiz, Armstrong, and Greny risk management, public re- plemented, but it treats all the will be on the international ri- classroom. started their own production lations and member in- members the same — no dis- tual team, "which is compared Zinc said the committee also visited the semi-finalists' classrooms. company, Nouveau Video — "A volvement will be presented tinction is made between mem- to a sports all-star team, and "The committee rated them on things such as enthusiasm and mo- New Art Form" four months ago, during the conference, he said. bers and associate members." another member applied for a tivation techniques," he said. and since then they have pro- Featured speakers will be position on the student advisory The five finalists will receive another visit from the committee as duced several music videos for "Risk management is a new National Football League Hall committee, he said. well as a personal interview. local bands, Ruiz said. topic added to the schedule and of Fame Green Bay Packers'- "It's terrific recognition for the professors on campus," he said. Boogie Town will begin filming the chapters have been working quarterback Bart Starr, the "I've never seen the morale The winner receives a $1,000 cash award and a plaque. The winner's in June and will air for 13 weeks on our fraternity education keynote speaker, and NASA in this house so high," Bush name will be added to a plaque at the Mileti Alumni Center. on WTO I. Channel 11 every Sun- system, which is unique to other space shuttle pilot Captain said. "Our chapter is really ex- Other awards presented at the banquet next fall will be the Olscamp day morning from 12:30 to 1 a.m., fraternities," Bush added. Richard Richards. cited for the conference." Research Award, the Distinguished Service Award, and honors for re- Armstrong said. tired faculty. "We will be broadcasting to all areas that Channel 11 reaches. Eventually, we hope to go into syndication all over Ohio and if we're lucky, we'll be picked up for syndication all over the coun- try, he added. The producers of the show plan to mix film in with videos to make it unique. "The show will feature music, STUDENT dancing, videos, and Top 40 groups performing. When the groups are in Detroit, we are go- ing to try to get them to come down to be on the show," Ruiz said. BOOK This is not the first time the trio has been involved in production of television or movies. Greny worked on the television show America's Funniest People when it was in Toledo and Ruiz ap- EXCHANGE peared in the movieAn Innocent Man with Tom Selleck. "We are still looking for dan- cers for the show. We have be- tween 35 and 40 right now and OUR BOOK BUY BACK we'd like to get 100," Ruiz said. It will cost dancers $75 to dance on the show all 13 weeks. The cost HAS BEGUN includes a T-shirt, refreshments at each of the tapings, and, as Ruiz puts it, "valuable exposure on TV." • Top prices for used texts! People interested in appearing on Boogie Town are asked to call Homer Ruiz at 354-8796. • Top wholesale prices! Ruiz, Greny, and Armstrong are very excited about the pros- pect of working on the show. (we buy current editions of books "Many people have tried to do this in Toledo but it has never no longer used on campus) worked out. This might be our chance to make it big, so we might as well give it a shot," Armstrong said. • Don't wait until next fall - prices •irH-ir-tr-irir-Cetfii-iT-ir fall over the summer

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■City police responded to a reported $20 was stolen from a ■City police responded to a loud music complaint in the dorm room Tuesday evening. loud music complaint in the 800 1400 block of East Wooster ■Scott A. Williams, Portage, block of Scott Hamilton Drive Street Monday morning. O., was cited for riding outside Wednesday evening. ■Darl E. Melcher, 839 Fourth a vehicle in the 1000 mock of ■A resident of the 100 block of St. Apt. 9, was cited for arson in North Grove Street Tuesday South Grove Street reported the 100 block of Fifth Street evening. Wednesday someone stole a tel- Monday morning. ■Kevin P. McKee, Toledo, evision and microwave from a ■A resident of the 200 block of was cited for DUI in the 100 Sarage in the 400 block of West Palmer Avenue reported Mon- block of West Court Street rooster Street. day morning she was receiving Wednesday morning. ■A resident of the 800 block of harassing phone calls. ■Michelle M. Claus, 841 Scott Hamilton Drive reported ■City police responded to a Eighth St. Apt. 6, was cited for Wednesday someone stole loud music complaint in the 800 disorderly conduct at her resi- several articles of clothing block of Scott Hamilton Avenue dence Wednesday morning. from her residence. Loss was Monday evening. ■A resident of the 300 block of estimated at $1000. ■Two residents of the 100 Manville Avenue reported she ■A resident of the 800 block of block of Manville Avenue re- received two obscene phone Eighth Street reported he was ported they noticed several CDs calls Wednesday morning. assaulted at the corners of missing from their apartment ■Joseph C. Wilson, East North Main and Oak streets Monday. Cleveland, was cited for van- Wednesday. ■An employee of the city dalism and taken to Wood ■An employee of Days Inn, Clice department reported County Justice Center Wednes- 1550 E. Wooster St., reported esday afternoon that a park- day morning. Wednesday evening someone ing meter was stolen from the ■An employee of the Bowling broke into a locked safe and 300 block of North Main Street Green City Park reported removed several envelopes during the weekend. Loss was Wednesday afternoon one fe- containing money and an un- estimated at $460. male and one male juvenile known amount of traveler's ■A bookbag containing a cal- were making obscene motions checks. culator and textbook was re- to each other in the park area. ■ A 22-speed mountain bike ported stolen from the Univer- The juveniles were asked to was reported stolen Wednesday sity bookstore Tuesday after- leave. evening from the Student Rec- noon. Loss was estimated at ■Kyer E. Waggoner, 535 Gy- reation Center. Loss was esti- $160. psy Lane Road Lot 5, was ar- mated at$600. ■A backpack containing a rested for disorderly conduct ■ Doublas B. Kuba, 324 Offen- notebook and folder was re- while intoxicated with per- hauer East, was cited for ag- ported stolen from the Univer- sistence in the 1700 block of gravated arson Thursday sity Bookstore Tuesday after- East Wooster Street and taken morning. noon. Loss was estimated at to Wood County Justice Center $30. Wednesday evening. ■A trash container was set on ■A bookbag containing a ■A resident of the 1000 block fire in a fourth-floor Founders textbook, eyeglasses, notebooks of North Main Street reported Quadrangle restroom Thursday and miscellaneous papers was Wednesday evening she morning. A resident adviser reported stolen from the Uni- received a telephone call from a was transported to Wood versity Bookstore Tuesday man stating he was conducting County Hospital for treatment afternoon. Loss was estimated a clothing survey. Eventually, of smoke inhalation. The fire at $280. the questions he was asking be- was extinguished by hall staff ■A resident of Anderson Hall came obscene and personal. personnel.

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SURVEY a Continued from page 1. Alpha Sigma Phi Dean Purdy, director of evalu- ation and planning for student af- fairs, said that all of the surveys revealed students are basically New Member of the Year: Joe Bazan content to let others do what they want as long as it doesn't bother Officer of fhe Year: Steve Gehr them. Scott Plickert Twenty-eight percent of stu- Afhlete of the Year: dents surveyed agreed to some Senior of the Year: C. Ryan Dunham extent with the statement "Les- bians are sick." while 48 percent ■O N«w»/Tlm Norman said they think male homosexu- Treats For Tricks Brother of the Year: Steve Gehr als are disgusting. Seven-week-old Llewle snltls a treat from sophomore Deanna Varan, a business pre-law major, Thurs- day afternoon outside the ofl-campus student center. Vatan, who recently purchased the puppy tor Only 6 percent of the students $40, had stopped while taking the puppy tor a walk to show her friends the commands that Llewle surveyed thought that lesbians could obey. and gay men are not discrimi- nated against, while 86 percent Congratulations!! believedlesbians and gays should be protected from discrimi- RESEARCH nation. a Continued from page 1. gateway to the use of other Weis pointed out there are become •addicts,'" Weis said. drugs,''Weis added. cases in which experimentation While he is still analyzing social Laflin said she finds the five has led to regular use, but one and psychological data, Weis be- patterns idea interesting because does not make a person more lieves the social user might be it destroys a lot of myths about likely to do the other. motivated to use drugs for the drug use. He said the "clear notion" that thrill or "high sensation," but NEWIPVE "when someone says such and most people who use drugs will go addicts try to avoid or cope with such is related to drug use, one on to become addicts is exagger- emotional problems. assumes that means all drugs," ated, but he has no definite con- "High sensation seekers like to Rentals she said. "We are finding 'drug clusions on why people become drive fast, parachute - they're use' is not all the same thing. addicts. daring," Weis added. "The use of marijuana is a lot "In context, we can't say social He said the researchers are try- different from the use of co- use is not important because we ing to pin down the factors that Stop In And Meet caine," she added. don't know who will or will not motivate people to use drugs. The Professional Management Team At 328 S. Main St. (Our Only Office) 352-5620

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Mission Control's start, officials have considered it the most fuel canister zipped around the world in Brian Duffy told the crew. complicated shuttle mission ever. ing the total to 500,000, the formation. by Karen Ball "When all the judging comes in, I'd have Associated Press writer Labor Department reported. The seven astronauts also planned to snag The astronauts later sent out a canister to give it a 10-plus in performance," Kelso It followed a much steeper in- the satellite and put it back in the cargo bay filled with another type of rocket propellant. said. "For a vehicle of 224,000 pounds doing crease in initial jobless after the elaborate experiments, intended to what we did today... is a remarkable feat." WASHINGTON — The claims of 47,000 in the pre- help the Pentagon design a space defense Earlier Thursday, the $94 million satellite number of Americans filing vious week, the agency said. system. studied gases sprayed from the shuttle's The astronauts were also impressed with new claims for unemploy- Analysts, though caution- cargo bay. Only one of the four gases was Discovery, NASA's second-oldest shuttle. ment benefits hit the naif- ing that the number can be Fifteen pounds of rocket propellant shot visible; it formed billowing waves of thick, They held up a hand-printed sign in front of million mark again in April extremely volatile, said out of the canister on cue and pierced the grayish-blue clouds. the orbiter's cameras that read: "Plume as the ranks of those seeking Thursday's data on Jobless dark, star-studded sky, forming a bright Burns OK! Let's go get the data!" help rose for the second claims shows the recession vapor cloud. The satellite's infrared sensors Scientists need infrared readings of gases "It is wonderful to see it come together, straight week, the govern- did not abate last month. and television cameras captured the event and chemicals in space, as well as informa- and it came together today," Harrison said. ment said Thursday. Today, the Labor Depart- from 111 miles away. tion about rocket plumes, to develop sensors "Hope we're going to have a lot better day "This is the recession biting ment is scheduled to release that can track and destroy enemy missiles. today than we had yesterday," Duffy said in at the personal level," said its overall unemployment Discovery, orbiting two miles behind the The types of gases used in the tests are po- greeting shuttle commander Michael Coats Peter Radford, chief econo- figures for April. In advance satellite at a speed of 17,500 mph, swung out tential camouflage for warheads and are be- on Thursday morning. mist at the National West- of the report, many analysts of plane when the fuel was released to give lieved to have been deployed by other coun- minster Bancorp of New predicted the rate probably the satellite a clear view. tries, said Michael Harrison, director of the The crew spent much of their first day in York. increased from 6.8 percent, spacecraft project for the Strategic Defense orbit trying to fix two data-collecting re- "It's another half a million possibly to as high as 7 per- The fuel was discharged as the canister Initiative, or "Star Wars." corders needed by three scientific instru- people who lost jobs and are cent. They predicted that passed above Vandenberg Air Force Base in ments in the cargo bay. Ground teams are filing for unemployment," businesses cut 150,000 to California. Controllers there sent signals ini- The astronauts performed the last two still working on the problem, which has re- added Robert Brusca of Ni- 200,000 more jobs. tiating the release and instruments on the shuttle plume observations Thursday. For sulted in the loss of some tests. kko Securities. "It's a very ground made observations. the second straight day, they guided the high number and it's very dis- "The recession did not end shuttle through a series of somersaults so "We have not written the recorders off," turbing." in April. It is still with us. The In a video of the event beamed live by the the satellite could analyze the engine exh- Kelso said. For the week ending April decline has slowed, but satellite cameras, the fuel appeared as a aust plumes, this time from a scant lVz miles The mission ends Monday with a landing 20, the number of people filing nonetheless, the economy is huge, bright star. It rapidly swelled, then away. at Edwards Air Force Base in California. unemployment claims for the still in a decline," said Elliott first time rose by 2,000, push- Platt, an economist. Rebels in Iraq sought U.S. aid Attempted revolt quelled because of American disinterest It said the group put aside its Iraqi dissident groups, intel- Iraqi opposition was accompan- by Jim Drinkard religious and ethnic differences Associated Press writer ligence sources have told The As- ied by "background statements to concentrate on a sole goal: the sociated Press. from administration officials that removal of Saddam Hussein from they were looking for a military, WASHINGTON - Defections power, and the establishment of a But U.S. intelligence officials not a popular, alternative to Sad- To Our Graduating Seniors by senior officials in Saddam more democratic Iraq. concluded that Saddam had the dam Hussein," the committee Hussein's army — and possibly a ability to put down the Kurdish staff report said. coup attempt against Saddam — But the United States "contin- rebellion in the north and the were shelved in March because ued to see the opposition in cari- "Given the negative signals Of the United States failed to sup- cature," fearing that the Kurds Shi'a uprising in the south, and sought a separate state and the that the most serious threat to from Washington, the potential port the effort, according to a him was posed by the possibility military defectors sat on the Senate Foreign Relations Com- Shi'as wanted an Iranian-style Is- of a coup from his own inner polit- fence. And while they did so, the mittee staff report issued Thurs- lamic fundamentalist regime, the ical ana military circle. anti-Saddam rebellion was cru- day. report contended. May Graduates In early March, at the height of Relying on a no-contact policy The refusal to meet with the shed," it concluded. the rebellion in Iraq, the army established in 1968, the State De- officials approached a dissident partment refused to meet with Christina Crawford Katrina Miller group in exile with an offer of co- the opposition groups on several operation, said the report, writ- occasions, according to the re- Kristin Fea Melissa Mottice ten by Peter Galbraitn, a senior port. Managing Editor, Art aide to committee Chairperson Claiborne Pell, D-R.I. "The public snub of Kurdish Director, Asst. Art Wendy Gradwohl Anj Parti The would-be Iraqi defectors and other Iraqi opposition leaders "contemplated bringing possibly was read as a clear indication the Director, Photo Editor, Heather Harniff Lisa Pipa decisive force to the side of the United States did not want the rebels," but first wanted "a sign popular rebellion to succeed," the Copy Chief Carolyn Jackmedes Carey Schrank that the sponsors of the rebellion document stated. had the support of the United Gina Main Dawn Wilt States," the report stated, attri- Galbraith, who has longstand- buting the information to un- ing ties to the Kurds, visited the needed for the Fall 1991 named Kurdish and Arab oppo- Kurdish area of northern Iraq sition leaders. and the Kuwait-Iraq border re- The State Department had de- fion in late March and met with August Graduates clined to respond for the past two raqi opposition figures In Da- Miscellany Magazine weeks to inquiries about the mat- mascus, Frankfurt, Paris and ter, and an official said Thursday Washington. His meetings in- Joyce Jenkins the department would probably cluded sessions with Kurdish save its answer for congressional party leader Jalal Talabani. Apply at 214 West Hall hearings that are expected later Melanie Katona on the administration's Iraq poli- During the Gulf War, President by 5 p.m. Friday, May 10. cy. Bush had made several public Laurie Koehn The Iraqi military officials statements urging the Iraqi peo- were dealing with the Joint Ac- ple to rise up and overthrow Sad- Joni Kreinbrink tion Committee, an alliance of dam. And he had secretly signed Kurdish, Sunni, Shi'a and other authorizations for the CIA to aid Iraqi dissidents formed in Beirut, the report said. 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Pope presents doctrine, Bush denounces HIV threat Woodward book reportedly denounces consumerism A ccuracy of passage refuted by Bush increasing VATICAN CITY (AP) — Pope model for Third World coun- United States, replied: "It John Paul II on Thursday spel- tries "searching for the path to would be the worst distortion to by Christopher Connell GENEVA (AP) — The World led out his vision of a post- true economic and civil prog- f resent this document as an an- Associated Press writer "Nobody's going to Health Organization predicted Communist world of economic ress?" i-American document. ... drive a wedge Thursday the AIDS virus will in- and social justice, leaving room "The answer is obviously Luxury societies, wasteful so- fect up to 30 million adults and 10 for capitalism — with a moral complex," the Pope wrote, say- cieties are found everywhere." WASHINGTON — President between him and million children by the end of the core — but no place for "con- ing capitalism could only be ac- Bush on Thursday pounded a century. sumer societies. ceptable if it had an ethical and Without naming them, Pope table and heaped criticism on a me. The total is about 10 million religious core. John Paul praised some coun- new book that contends General -- President George higher than the U.N. health agen- His views were presented in "It is unacceptable to say." tries that after World War II Colin Powell sought to dissuade cy's estimate a year ago. his ninth encyclical, the Roman that capitalism is now "the only sought to "preserve free- him from going to war against Bush on a new book by The agency said it revised its Catholic church's first major model of economic organiza- market mechanisms" while Iraq. Bob Woodward forecast because of the increas- pronouncement of social doc- tion," he said. "It is necessary providing "an abundance of "Nobody's going to drive a ing spread of the human immun- trine since the fall of East bloc to break down the barriers and work opportunities, a solid wedge between him and me," odeficiency virus, known as HTV, Communist governments. monopolies which leave so system of social security ... to Bush said heatedly when asked was captured and brought to the In sub-Saharan Africa and parts "Western countries... run the many countries on the margins deliver work from the mere about "The Commanders," a new United States to face drug- of Asia. It said the infection rate risk of seeing this collapse as a of development, and to provide condition of a commodity and to book by investigative journalist trafficking charges after the U.S. appeared to be slowing in in- one-sided victory of their own all individuals and nations with guarantee its dignity." Bob Woodward of Watergate attack in December 1989. dustrialized countries. economic system, and thereby the basic conditions which will He seemed to be referring to fame. Woodward says he interviewed Infection with HTV does not failing to make necessary cor- enable them to share in devel- systems put in place in Italy Bush said he had not read the more than 400 people, mostly on mean a person has the serious rections in that system," the opment." and West Germany after the book, but declared that passages "deep background, for his book, symptoms that mark the onset of Pope said. war. "called to my attention" were un- which quotes private conversa- AIDS. Many remain infected but The views should be especial- Among his suggestions — But he criticized "welfare" true. He derided its "unnamed tions among Bush and his war apparently healthy for years. ly applied in eastern Europe, ease or "even cancel" foreign states, saying they rob society sources" and quotes "put in the "this will not stand, this aggres- WHO said the number of vic- which is "experiencing a seri- debt owed by developing coun- of "human energies." mouth of somebody when they sion against Kuwait." tims of full-blown AIDS would ous lack of direction in the work tries. "It is necessary for peoples in weren't there." "The chairman could not un- likely approach 10 million by the of rebuilding," said the Polish- In the encyclical, the Pope the process of reforming their When asked about the book's derstand why the president had end of the century, 90 percent of born pontiff. condemned what he called the systems to give democracy an contention that Powell had laid down this new marker, them in developing countries. "consumer society," which authentic and solid foundation favored a strategy of contain- changing radically the definition Church-linked and labor tries to prove it "can achieve a through the explicit recognition ment after Iraq invaded Kuwait, of success," the book said. About 1.5 million AIDS cases groups in the United States and greater satisfaction of material of human rights," he said, si- Bush declined to answer directly, "Reversing an invasion was have occurred since the disease Europe hailed the document for human needs than communism, ngling out the' 'right of the child saying, "Let history record that. Erobably the most difficult mili- was first diagnosed, the agency its emphasis on social justice while equally excluding spirit- to develop in the mother's ... I'm one that doesn't believe in ary task imaginable, and said. One-third of those involved and workers' rights. Conserva- ual values." womb." The church forbids trying to point out differences." Powell, the No. 1 military man, children who developed AIDS tive groups rejoiced in what abortion. He called Powell a "superb had been given no opportunity to after picking up HTV from their they called the Vatican's most In reality, he said, such a so- Encyclicals embody major commander and a great chair- offer his assessment. mothers, it said. forthright endorsement of the ciety "agrees with Marxism, in pronouncements on issues of man of the Joint Chiefs." The book says Powell told Ad- In its monthly newsletter "In miral William Crowe, his Point of Fact/' WHO stressed free market in a century. the sense that it totally reduces great concern to the church and The 398-page book by the assis- that the impact of HTV infections man to the sphere of economics the world. tant managing editor of The predecessor, in a Nov. 27 meeting Pope John Paul acknowl- and the satisfaction of material Washington Post describes the at the Pentagon that "I've been and AIDS would be particularly edged capitalism's successes needs." The latest encyclical is enti- Bush administration arriving at for a containment strategy, but it acute in the Third World. but denounced the system for Vatican officials said the tled "Centesimus Annus," La- military decisions, both in the hasn't been selling around here or "Through the deaths of millions sometimes achieving them at Pope didn't have any particular tin for the 100th year, a refer- December 1989 invasion of Pan- over there" — meaning the White of young and middle-aged adults, House. over 10 million children will be the expense of the poor and of countries in mind. ence to the centenary of an en- ama and the Gulf War against orphaned and the elderly left morality. French Cardinal Roger Et- cyclical by Leo XIH, which de- Iraq. Bush, in an exchange with re- without support," it said. "The The Pope asked rhetorically chegaray, when asked at a fended ownership of private On Panama, it says the Bush porters, said, "I called (Powell) if capitalism should be the goal news conference if the Pope's property but denounced exploi- administration was searching for up today and I said, 'If you have deaths of these adults, who in- of Eastern Europe as well as a criticism might apply to the tation of workers. any provocation to oust General any angst, forget about it.' He clude members of social, eco- said,'I don't.'" nomic and political elites, could Manuel Antonio Noriega, who lead to economic and even politi- cal destabilization." The report said HTV now infects nearly 7 million people in sub- Saharan Africa and more than 1.3 CHARLESTOWN and million of them have developed full-blown AIDS. In some cities, up to one-third of all men and MID AM MANOR women ages 15-49 are infected with the virus, it said. As a result of the spread of the APARTMENTS disease among infants in that re- gion, child mortality rates are Within walking distance to campus for expected to rise by as much as 50 percent during the decade, it summer 1991 and 1991 - 92 school year. said. WHO said the epidemic in South Asia and Southeast Asia is 2 bedroom, furnished or unfurnished, still at an early stage but is ex- pected to spread at a pace similar gas heat & water included, air condition- to sub-Saharan Africa in the early ing. 1980s. Contact: Resident Manager In North America, Western THE FALCONS NEST Europe and Australia, about 1.5 641 Third St.. Apt. 4, B.O. million adults are thought to carry the HTV virus. WHO said 352-4380 that the spread of infection GRILL among homosexual men had slowed since the mid-1980s but that heterosexual transmission was increasing "slowly but stea- Will Be Open dily." 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Women's tennis at home for MACs

by Steve Seasly Monn (9-12) and freshman Lori sports writer Wydysh (9-14) have steadily Srogressed from the beginning of le season and are primed for With the regular season etched battle. in stone, the women's tennis team "Teamwise, we should fare embarks on the Mid-American well," Pacella said. "We have Conference Championships this nothing to lose and I'm sure there weekend. The tournament, which will be a couple of upsets in the began yesterday and will contin- tournament. ue through Sat- Head coach Penny Dean also urday, is being believes the MAC Championships held at BG's J^ "»V will hold many surprises. Keefe Courts. "I don't see anyone challanging The Falcons Miami, Ohio and Western Michi- concluded their gan in team play," Dean said. "It regular menu of is really exciting because third action on Tues- place is up for grabs." day when they In doubles action there is light dismantled Sin- at the end of the tunnel after a clair College shaky beginning to the season. W>. They pos- ".r.h.ck Marshack and Wydysh have im- sess an 11-11 ledger entering the plemented their skills into a joint league tournament. effort and have won their last Tuesday against Sinclair, the three matches. They stand at 6-2 Falcons failed to relinquish a set on the year. Tuesday, they cru- in singles action as they dominat- shed Mandi Mullins and Carolyn ed every facet of the game. Jun- Toman of Sinclair 6-3,6-0. ior Carla Marshack captured her "Carla and I are playing very 16th victory, which is tops on the well together," said Wydysh. team. Marshack is expected to "We want to win the MAC in dou- contend for the top prize in her bles. We are very excited." division this weekend. The other doubles tandems are Senior Kelly King garnered her also beginning to blend their tal- thirteenth conquest by thumping ents and perform with some con- Rhonda Christopher of Sinclair sistency. Monn and King have ■a N.wi/jay Muraock 7-6, 6-0. King is the owner of only harnessed two victories in their Freshman Softball player Rachelle Highllll slides Into home to score Wright State lor Its fifth-straight win. The team travels to Eastern Michi- ten defeats. last three outings. They outlasted the Falcons tlrst run ot Wednesday's game. Bowling Green sweet gan this weekend to try and keep Its streak alive. The remaining cast in BG's Christopher and Leslie Moore singles arsenal is peaking just in Tuesday 6-4, 3-6, 6-4. The duo time to gain confidence. Juniors holds a 7-12 record for the season. Tisa Pacella (11-12) and Sara Emdin and Pacella won for the Falcon sports teams hit the road Emdin (8-10), sophomore Robyn 3 See TENNIS, page pg 10. The men's golf team will be The men's and women's track do it," women's head coach Steve The Softball team returns to traveling to East Lansing, Michi- teams will go in opposite direc- Price said. "I think we have an Mid-American Conference action Subs gan to compete in the Spartan In- tions this weekend in preparation excellent chance of finishing the this weekend when they travel to vitational this weekend. for the Mid-American Conference season strong." Eastern Michigan for a four- Ball State, Toledo, and Michi- Championships which are in two ODD game series. gan State are scheduled to com- weeks.. Falcon baseball will be heading The Falcons enter the series in the word. pete in the 54-hole tournament The men will travel south to to Muncie, Ind. to play against sixth place with an even record of Choice of: Large which will be played on Saturday Miami University to compete in a Ball State this weekend. 9-9. They will be competing • Italian Sub for and Sunday at the Forest Acres triangular meet with Miami and BG enters the series in ninth against the fourth place Hurons • Reg. Ham or Golf Course. the University of Cincinnati. place in the Mid-American Con- who have established a 12-8 re- • Roast Beef Sub "Hopefully we all play well and "We need to pull together and ference with a 5-11 record. The cord. • Pizza or Veg. Sub 50 have a good tournament in which beat Miami," men's head coach Cardinals are having an equally BG has victories in 10 of the last • We've Added: to develop our confidence for the Sid Sink said. "It is time to show successful season with a 7-13 re- 15 games and are 10-14 on the TURKEY! MAC Championships," freshman them that we are a better team cord which is good enough for road. Garry Winger said. "Playing on a than they are." eighth place. Our Specialty Subs: course like we're going to at The women will travel north to Junior shortstop Brian Koelling "Eastern Michigan will be a Toledo (site of the MAC Cham- the University of Toledo to com- leads the MAC in stolen bases tough series," head coach Jac- STEAK SUB: or CLUB SUB pionship) we need to be mentally pete in the Toledo Invitational. with 23, and is third with four tri- quie Joseph said. "All their A large seasoned chopped Ham. Turkey. Roast Beef, prepared and our short game The women on this team know ples. Senior Trent Dues leads in games are close games. This is steak with mushroom, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomatoe, pizza sauce, mozzarella 00 and Mayonnaise (chipping) has to develop." what has to be done for the rest of doubles with 13. where we want to be going into cheese, pepper rings and a D a the season and they know how to D D D the series." onions. 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Not much, unless you play finely tuned game. tennis. have paid our The easiest way to get back out there is to Their preliminary diagnosis is The Mid- After blowing a one-run lead in technical: Myers is jumping open dues and realize a 6-4 loss to Pittsburgh, the left- get the job done." American hander was uncertain. in his delivery, rather man driv- Conference this is our last "I don't remember the last ing through. Men's Out- time I pitched," Myers said after door Cham- chance this "It takes away the force he has pionships the game Wednesday. "I really --Lou Piniella, Reds Manager on the ball," Williams said. "It season to prove don't. I have to get work, and will be held takes away three or four miles an at Western that's the only way I can get con- hour, plus movement." tennis is back in sistent. Manager Lou Piniella would Piniella seems as perplexed as Michigan "I pitch on the corners. A guy University BG. love to give Myers more work, anyone about Myers' predica- While they study, the debate starting to- like Dib throws 98 (mph). He can but circumstances make that ment. He expresses confidence, rages. Too much rest? Too many Orlando throw the ball by guys. But when difficult. but shows little patience for the excuses? One reporter even day at 9 you pitch the black, and you lose lack-of-work argument. asked Piniella if Myers is affect- a.m. -Gene Orlando, something off your velocity and In the 11 games Cincinnati has ed by the shoes he wears. "To us the MAC Tourna- men's tennis coach your control, it makes it tough." won this season, starters worked "I don't want any excuses," ment is the 'Tourney of all At the same time, Myers at least seven innings in nine Piniella said. "I want results. The "I don't think shoes have any- Tourneys,'" head coach Gene doesn't want to make excuses. games. easiest way to get back out there thing to do with anything," Pinie- Orlando said. "There are 25 guys here scrap- is to get the job done. lla said. "Randy might show up in The Falcons finished the overall showing," Orlando ping to win, and you can't make And so far, Dibble has outper- "But Randy's going to be fine. sandals one day." MAC regular season with a said. 2-3 record. Even though this The dual match season was good enough for a fourth 5lays a major role in de- place finish, the team still has Tmining the MAC champion something to prove. in men's tennis — the team MacLeod resigns, "We are very optimistic with the best record receives SPACE SAVERS about this weekend,' Orlando six points and goes down to SUMMER STORAGE said. "We feel that we have one point earned by the team paid our dues and realize this with the worst record. 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-HOURS- on receiving the Monday - Friday 9-5:30 1991-92 Saturday 9 - 5 Sic Sic Scholarship Bee Gee Bookstore • Bee (ice Bookstore THE BG NEWS Friday, May 3, 1991 II Ryan outclasses Rickey The Express' rolls on The umpire barely had called Grieve said the Blue Jays looked him safe and Henderson had the like Little Leaguers with Ryan up Blue Jays to hit only eight balls said. base yanked out of the ground there. Toronto nad the major's by Denne H. Freeman in fair territory. Ryan struck out Roberto Schroder, and hoisted above his head. Not highest batting average at .276 AP sports writer Ryan said he had never had Alomar on a 93 mph fastball for the most selfish act ever done, before the game. better stuff during any of his the final out. M.D. but picture Ryan on the mound Don't get bogged down with his ARLINGTON, Texas (AP) - other no-hitters. "I've known that kid since he with a rosin bag raised high in the stats. Trying to comprehend the His head hurt, his back hurt, his "I never had command of all was a 2-year-old toddler," Ryan The Sports air. numbers Ryan has posted at age heel hurt and his middle finger three pitches like I did tonight," said. "I knew him when he Or maybe Ryan should have 44 only leaves one scratching hurt. Ryan said. "It was my most wanted to be a pitcher." Doctor taken a shovel with him for the one's head. Then sickly 44-year-old Nolan overpowering no-hitter. Ryan was so caught up in the ninth inning so he could dig up the Look only as far as Ryan's post Ryan hurt the Toronto Blue The only danger came in the excitement he actually had a rubber. He could have nine of game comments to truly appre- Jays Wednesday night with the fifth inning when Manny Lee hit big swig of champagne in the them by now — one for each no- ciate the greatness of "The Ex- most dominating of his seven a Texas Leaguer to short center dressing room before he iced Rickey Henderson deserves hitter, one after his 300th win and press.' career no-hitters in a quarter- that gold glover Gary Pettis his arm and got on his exercise everything he gets. one to mark his all-time strikeout "This was the most rewarding century big league career. caught off his shoetops. bike. He earned his 939 career steals. record. no-hitter of them all because it Ryan's 3-0 victory for the "I was concerned and the "This was the most reward- He deserves to be called the Coming into the season, Hen- came in front of my fans on Ar- Texas Rangers was accom- only time I was worried, but I ing no-hitter of them all be- greatest base stealer there ever derson only needed three thefts to lington Appreciation Night," plished with 96 mph fastballs, 86 knew Gary had a good chance cause it came in front of my was. Any argument otherwise break Lou Brock's mark. Since it Ryan said. "My career is com- mph changeups and 80 mph because he was playing shal- fans on Arlington (Half-Price) would be lunacy. took him almost a month to do it, plete now. I got one for the fans in curves. He struck out 16 and low," Ryan said. "It was good Appreciation Night," Ryan The Oakland outfielder de- he had plenty of time to rehearse Arlington." walked only two in cutting down to have a gold glover there on said. "My career is complete serves the multi-million contract his acceptance speech. He went on to say the most sat- the major league's best-hitting that play." now. I got one for the fans in Ar- he signed prior to last season — "Until now, Lou Brock has been isfying part of the night was giv- team. Catcher Mike Stanley thought lington. You just hope you can not the mega-multi-million dollar the symbol of great base steal- ing something back to the people Not bad for an old man in the no-hitter was over. get in a position to do something B.S. he's been running off at the ing,' Henderson said to the ca- of Texas who have been so good to baseball years who told pitch- "I just hung my head and had like this, but I would have been mouth about lately. pacity crowd in Oakland with him. ing coach Tom House before the a few choice words," Stanley real disappointed if it got Wednesday night, Henderson Brock at his side. "But today I Meanwhile, newspapers and game: "My back hurts, my heel said. "I definitely thought it away." Eot what he really deserved — to am the greatest of all time.'' televisions across the country are hurts and I've been pounding was a hit." The non-Arlington citizens e outshined and upstaged by the Listen Rickey, just stick to writing and broadcasting Hen- Advil all day. I don't feel good. I Lee said he didn't think his who paid full fare didn't mind. greatest pitcher of all time. baseball. Your peers, fans and derson's self-righteous blab — feel old today. Watch me. blooper would make it. It was the first no-hitter ever Given the choice, Nolan Ryan the media will shower you with something about how he wants to House watched along with "It was off the end of the bat pitched in Arlington Stadium by probably rather would have tos- the praise. Keep your egotistical, steal so many bases that the re- 33,439 fans as Ryan allowed the and Pettis got a good jump," he a Rangers pitcher. sed his seventh no-hitter the night 'I-don't-make-enough-money' at- cord will be out of sight. before. One of the game's finest titude to yourself. Sure, let's see how many bases gentlemen would never wish to The only athlete who so public- he's swiping when he's 44 years steal anyone's spotlight. ly called himself the greatest of old. JL /. A Z A 7. -AJL -±L JuL \ z A z A Z A z But he did. And oh now sweet it all time was Muhammad Ali. It's Congratulations and hats off to is. safe to say Ali did more for box- Nolan Ryan. His talent is sur- Even if Henderson steals 939 ing than Henderson will ever do passed only by his attitude. The Sisters of Delta Zeta wish more bases, his greatness will for baseball. No need to further recognize forever pale in comparison to Perhaps no one has done as Rickey, he's taken care of that Ryan's. much for a sport as Ryan has himself. to congratulate our graduating It's too bad such a tremen- done for his. He has progressed dously talented, hard-working beyond amazing into a dimension seniors: athlete like Henderson has to per- of his own which no one has fig- Matthew D. Schroder is sports Julie Baker Vicki Masiorides sonify all that is wrong with ured out yet. editor of the News and thanks Mel professional sports. Texas general manager Tom C. for the inspiration. • I ii is Bodner Marsha Mosko Wendy Canfield l Jolly Pechauer DERBY Lisa Cole Jamie Pinkcrton D Continued from page pg 10. i.i/ Lsarove Amy Rix "At least we won't have to rather be on the rail than on the thing left when one-run Strike the Jennifer lish Amy Swords worry about getting to the rail," outside." Gold made his move. But the trainer Scotty Schulhofer said. Swale won the Derby from the strategy backfired when Fly So Darcy Forber Desire*' Summers "We'll be able to save some No. 15 post in 1984. Free seemed to resent being Paige i lagburg Christy Spencer ground." "You've got the Big Four and choked down. Best Pal, who would be the first you put the rest them in a bar- "I'm not saying anything," Julie i leben Margo walker gelding to win the lV«-mile Derby rel,' said Phil Gleaves, trainer of Schulhofer said. "I'm going to let Jenell Kistler Renee While since Clyde Van Dusen in 1929, 50-1 shot Happy Jazz Band. him handle it." drew the No. IS post. The Big Four are Flv So Free, Fly So Free won the last two Kelly Komosinski ( oleen Williams That means he will will be one Hansel (J-l); Best Pal (7-2) and starts of his 2-year-old season — Tracey Lucek Jennifer Williamson of two starters in the auxiliary Strike the Gold (4-1). the Champagne and the gate. The main starting gate Fly So Free had a five-race Breeders' Cup Juvenile at Bel- olds 14. winning streak snapped when he mont Park. He then won the Hut- Weil Miss You! "I said this morning I didn't finished second three lengths be- cheson, the Fountain of Youth want to be on the inside or the hind Strike the Gold in the Blue and the Florida Derby at Gulf- ...May you walk truly in the light of the flame. outside," said Ian Jory, Best Grass. stream Park this year. Pal's trainer. 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isual presentations projected on by Lisa Cornwall the walls, floor and ceiling. The Associated Press writer presentations would feature such artists as Elvis Presley and CLEVELAND — Designers of Chuck Berry. the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame on "It would be a rock 'n' roll time Thursday showed plans of trip," said Burdick. interior exhibits that would send Included in the area would be a visitors on an audio and visual genealogy wall with thousands of "time trip" and give them the names of people associated with chance to be the stars of the mo- the music. Sound chambers ment. would be clustered throughout Susan and Bruce Burdick of the the exhibit areas so visitors could San Francisco-based Burdick hear the music of those perfor- Group said they envisioned the mers. building as a large rock 'n' roll The second exhibit area would machine. focus on rock V roll from the ex- "We wanted to capture the SHence of the performers and spirit and excitement of rock 'n' e listeners. A recording studio roll and make it come alive for would offer visitors the chance to visitors to the museum," Burdick don headsets and mix their own said at a news conference. music through computer termin- M N*wi/Slsphanl* Lawlt They said the interior design als. Playing With The Queen Of Hearts would cost about $20 million. The hall of fame part of the mu- Card games are always a popular pastime In the Off-Campus Neblnger, freshman Nell Johnson, and Dave Perkins, a substitute The building was designed by seum would be at the top of the Student Center. Thursday afternoon, freshman Teresa Helmlck teacher In Bowling Green. architect I.M. Pei as a glass can- building's tower. regrets her last move as she plays hearts with freshman Dave opy with a vertical tower rising The Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame through it. and Museum is expected to open On entering the "glass tent," at North Coast Harbor in 1994. visitors would be greeted by a set Board Co-Chairperson William N. AWARD of sound towers, similar to those Hulett said about $44 million of G Continued from page 4. at rock concerts. They would then the estimated $65 million needed Wartime pen pals to wed STC president Michael Bates, go to the lower level to two exhibit for the building has been raised. senior scientific and technical areas. "I think were well on the way FAIRFIELD, Ohio (AP) — A want them to feel forgotten. proposed. communications major, attended The first area would provide a to creating a building that will lonely soldier and a single mother Baughman, a native of Milford, Tne marriage will be the sec- the conference. basic overview of the history of become a worldwide attraction who struck up a wartime ro- wrote back. By the end of the ond for both. Baughman has two "It was a chance to meet rock 'n' roll music with audio-v- for the city," said Hulett. mance by mail after she wrote to war. Chappelow had received 15 children, and Chappelow has professionals in the organiza- him in Saudi Arabia are getting cards or letters from him. She three children and four grand- tion," he said. Representatives married Saturday. sent him a picture of herself that children. came from Japan, Canada, Eng- "I'm glad at least one good he taped inside his Bradley ar- After their wedding, the couple land, Australia, Germany and TV prime source thing came out of this war," said mored vehicle. and Chappelow's 12-year-old son, Sweden, Bates said. Linda Chappelow, 42, who is mar- "I fell in love with him through Randy, plan to move to Ft. Ste- "The award means we are one rying Army Set. Roth Baughman, his letters," Chappelow said. wart, Ga., where Baughman is of the most successful chapters," 32, a month after they finally met On March 31, she got a dozen based with the Army's 24th Infan- Bates said. He said the success of of news in wartime face to face. red roses. On April 4, Chappelow try Division. the chapter is because all the Chappelow said she wrote to said, "He showed up on my door- "I told him I'd go to east Egypt members are active. STC has a NEW YORK (AP) - A whop- where?" dozens of soldiers during the Per- step with his uniform on." with him if that's where we high meeting attendance rate and ping 81 percent of Americans When the Roper Organization sian Gulf War because she didn't Nine days later, Baughman needed to go," she said. the members are willing to help surveyed during the Persian Gulf began conductingthe poll in 1959, others. War said they got most of their in- Miller said, the TV news inquiry formation from TV, a poll found. was a throwaway question, "And for the first time, a "something that was easy to an- majority of Americans, 54 per- swer, leading respondents into Woman finds a who's who of the blues cent, mentioned only television as the more substantive parts of the their source of news in Februar- survey." y," said Tom Miller, who directed Since 1961, the poll has found winning ticket the poll for the Roper Organiza- most Americans believe TV news 104 S. Main St. 353 0988 tion. It was released Wednesday. is more credible than other Last December, just before the media. PIERRE, S.D. (AP) — One day after a $12.5 million lottery draw- war started, a record 69 percent Asked in December which ing, convenience store clerk Ionia Klein found a discarded ticket be- of Americans polled said they got source they would be most likely hind the counter with all the right numbers and made it her own. TINSLEY ELLIS most of their news from televi- to believe if they heard conflict- She paid for it, signed it, laid claim to the jackpot and was declared sion. ing reports from the major the winner. "When we asked the same media, 54 percent said television, But she may have quit her job too quickly. Suestion again in February, once a five-point increase since the State lottery officials are not contesting the win, but the store's LIVE! le air war was under way, that previous poll. In February, that owners and another clerk are: They're suing for the money. new record was shattered by an figure climbed to 58 percent, Mil- The computer-generated Lotto America ticket was issued April 4 by Wednesday, May 8th even higher number: 81 per- ler said. a clerk at Mr. G's, a store in Gregory. The clerk thought a customer The British blues mogazine. Juke Blues said recently cent," Miller said. "When we He said the survey was con- wanted a $5 ticket. 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Cotten, who played fictional "I'd Just like him to come out Eublisher Charles Foster, Kane's publicly and say he didn't write 'Citizen' sst friend, and Miss Warrick, It," Mix-a-Lot said. Actor Bologna is who was Kane's wife, were Ice's publicist, Elaine Schock among the guests at the reception of New York, said she doesn't be- honored at held at the old RKO studio. lieve her client claims the lyrics as his own. 'Top of the Heap' Ice, the former Robert Van reception Winkle, is "merely quoting these Vanilla Ice lyrics as an example," Schock said last week. NEW YORK (AP) - Joseph where Verducci tries to angle his it'll be giving the audience its LOS ANGELES (AP) — Exact- "Rap lyrics tend to be very Bologna, the best reason to watch way to wealth, and cute Joey money's worth." ly 50 years after Citizen Kane was similar. Vou have to put the two Top of the Heap was in town the Adams plays the 16-year-old foxe- "I think we'repartly there." first seen by the public, Joseph involved in side by side and look at them other day to tell the reporters and tte who has a powerful crush on This is not Bologna s first fling Cotten, Ruth Warrick and other closely," she said. critics just why the Fox Broad- Vinnie. with series TV. He and his wife veterans of the classic Orson Wel- casting Co. sitcom is worthy of That's it. "Top of the Heap" is co-created the ephemeral series les' film gathered on the same him. relentlessly low-brow, often "Carlucci's Dept." and Bologna movie stage where it was filmed. lyric issue It's a tough sell for Bologna, crude and over-populated with starred in the equally short-lived Others connected to the Kane SEATTLE (AP) — Rap musi- Boys Town who hit big on Broadway with his gorgeous young women in ex- NBC series "Rags to Riches" in legacy also turned out Wednes- cian Sir Mix-a-Lot wants Vanilla wife, Renee Taylor, co-writing tremely tight clothing. 1967. day night. Ice to set the record straight. and co-starring In "Lovers and Is this a formula for success? It's different, shooting a show Director Robert Wise, who Ice's autobiography, Ice on elects first Other Strangers," then followed "I've analyzed it," the actor- with a live audience. served as editor on "Citizen Ice," quotes lyrics from a song he it with the Oscar-nominated writer-star of stage, screen and "I keep saying, 'Who am I, Kane" and helped with a resto- describes as one of his earliest screenplay for the film version. television said over pizza and again?'" he said. He grins. ration, expressed relief that the raps. Mix-a-Lot says the lyrics It would be a tough sell for any sparkling water in the kind of "While they're setting up the film has never been colorized. are his. He said they're from girl mayor Sunday night spinorf of "Married loud, chrome and blond-wood cameras for the next scene, you'- Media entrepreneur Ted Turn- "I'm a Trip," a 1986 rap song on BOYS TOWN, Neb. (AP) — ... with Children," the relentless, New York City cafe that evokes re running the lines, and you're er, who owns the film's distribu- his 1988 album "SWASS" Boys Town elected a girl for acidic, body function-oriented, the phrase "sleek midtown bis- running the lines ana the AD (as- tion rights, once had threatened released by NASTYMLX Re- mayor on Thursday, the first anti-comedy of a mutant TV fam- tro.'™ sistant director) with the headset to add color, "but I just said that cords. time in its 75-year history. ily from hell. "The old situation comedies comes over and says, 'These are to get publicity," he said "I was flattered at first. But it Sarah Williamson, 16, won a "Top of the Heap" is ... nicer. that really made me laugh were the changes. Here are your lines.' Wednesday night. Actually, he really shocked me that he would close four-way race, said John Bologna plays Charlie Verducci, not the so-called 'reality-based' was prevented from altering the do that," said Mix-a-Lot, also Melingagio, spokesperson for the weasely, shiftless superinten- comedies. The ones that made me "What? lines? Get out of film by Welles' original contract. known as Anthony Ray, ot Seat- Boys Town, a village of about 550 dent of a decrepit Chicago tene- laugh were the cartoons, with the here!" he protests to the imag- Turner was asked if he saw any tle. students west of Omaha. ment. He wants his dimwit son, bigger-than-life characters," he inary AD. resemblance between media He said he plans no legal action "It feels great," Williamson Vinnie, (Matt LeBlanc) to marry giant Kane and himself. He re- against Ice. who has sold more said. "I wanted to be the voice of a wealthy woman. "It takes a while to find that. If Bologna's smile is enough evi- Elied, "Basically, he was a stin- than 10 million albums world- my peers, and make sure things Rita Moreno plays the manager I can create that kind of out- dence that he's enjoying the pres- er, and I think I'm not." wide. get done." of an exclusive country club rageous character, then I think sure. THE BG NEWS Classifieds

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Ograrn, HoBa, and Kety Lir Melissa afford to ast al our fun time* - so here are Juat a "•BOBBY RUTKOWSKI"* The Sailers of Alpha Xi Delta wteh everyone the K wo certainly ran* had a pJathera ol fun - To my brother who had to go from being #1 In AOD AGO AGO AGO tew. Mike Tyson fight when we met, our Aral best ol luck on their enema ■ hope you eH have a I have we not? ft a not over untH the fat lady date at Ames, cherry fruit snacks. Daytona Diet his high school class to s face smong many wad summer! singe Com* on you guys • I don't sing! It mtea Pepsi aban. Lima park, our tormefe, your mom In here at B G I hope you know you are the same AGO • AGO • AGO • AGO • AGO you tentbty. but I MB have Langer Don't let the the morning, Hotdey Inn, many drunk nighta person and even batter at that. I'm vary proud Way to go Deb Bowfandl Congtata on your In- madness end' and many sick mornings! It's quite unfortunete Jottt Sterner of aJ the sccompeshmenta you've made and tramural recquetbel championship! Your favorite CARP. BETA AGO BETA AGO that thlnga didn't work out but we know who's Babe hope you realize how much you've dona for AGO • AGO • AGO • AGO ■ AGO Jute fault that la Ha He' Stay away trom those per- PoePoe others. USG. Stg Ep. ate etc. I'l mass you Thanks to our coaches Brian Eric, Jason, and this summer Pete! You guys are the beat and we twm sistent women1 Love. Julie •ML AGO • PHI TAU • AGO ■ PHI TAU Lova.Jan could have won without you1 Even though you HeySuele- Congrstutstton ■ on graduation 11 OearHyun. Congratulations to Tiffany Trenor on her Phi made us work hard, we had a greet time' Al- Don't forget to regieter for FaM Sorority After fhre yasrs snd a lot of sweat ft waa a great yeer to be with you. We wB never Kappa Tau lavalertng to Greg Rueche Way to ways remember the V and P word1 Ruahbetore you leave for Summer Form* are ,ou finally crossed the finish Una '"Bonnie Robertson*** forget about a wonderful girl from Korea. Good go!! Love. Heather. Heather, Aide, Nicole available at the Greek Lite office, 426 Student I am proud of you snd I wish I oouk) You have made the Mat 4 years the best1 Boy. luck and keep in touch' AGO • PHI TAU • AGO ■ PHI TAU anOMelanie Services Get psyched tor Rush 91' be there. I miss you snd I kwe you. 1 Love. ri sura miss you next year You're the best PS. Thanks to al of our Slaters who supported DM Bon! Go get em Buster1 Yoeoe hanl Happy CocoeKatkt HOLLY! and cheered ua to victory! P.3. Surprised you finally got Graduation Cookie* AGO • TKE • AGO • TKE Congratulatione on making the Pommeretteet Alpha Garni II III S person si ? The Sisters of Alpha Gamma Delta would Ike to We knew you could do Nt Wei bo there next PlppaLove. Debbie Lutz. Ksran congratulate Roxanne Wise on her Tau Kappa year to cheer you onl Thank* for being such a great bkjl Have a won- Epsson lavalertng to Tom CzartoaM of Universi- Big mcheke T- JB. Mom. and Dad oerful Summer and good luck on exams ty olFindley Thanka for the memories O Phi A Love. AGO • TKE • AGO ■ TKE Spaghetti dinner Hairy bunatoee. The neighbor Carolyn IDA game Illegal ectrvttlee "To the keglM" Leave. The lest couple of month* have been aweeome. Chris Leave Sigma Chi Scendie The Formal Aloha PM Llaa DeSahro Alpha Phi I hope the summer a mat a* great. Let a have I wish you al the luck and happoeaa m the fu- Fix-Up. Buddy. II maw youlll Good Luck In Vie DELTA TAU D€LTA-AZO-D£LTA TAU DELTA fun ture I writ miss you my triend! real work) Don t think I wont be m your neigh- The brothers of Dee* Tau Delta would ska to Love. LAMMy The Lakewood Connection Presents Love. borhood this summer! Love congratulate Dan Drleke* on ha) recent laveaer- Stephanie Your urea Ing lo Alpha Xi. Megan Johneon. DELTA TAU DELTA- AZD-DCLTA TAU DCLTA INTRAMURAL SPORTS STAFF, SUPERVI- The 1st Annual Madison Ave. Walk SORS. AND ESPECIALLY THE MTRAMURAL ADVISORY BOARD THANK YOU FOR A DIANE ORCUTT • STEVE MfEYER June 15, 1991 WONDERFUL JOB THIS YEAR HAVE A Congraruartlorie on your engagement I'm so GREAT SUMMER MRS SOKOLL AND MRS happy lor you guys I loveys a*1 One down end ROWE Seedings Odds three to go"' Love. Lorl INTRAMURAL FORFEIT FEE REFUNDS MUST BE PICKED UP BY MAY 8 FtNALS Fall 1991 Leases Available OZ 0Z DZ Delta Zets DZ DZ OZ WEEK THE OFFICE WILL ONLY BE OPEN 1 -6 1. Scott Pliekert 2 - 1 The Setters of Delta Z*t* wash Jut* Faraon our PM. 2. Mark Struhar 3 • 1 for best It's been great having you at BG as s DZ' Good Luck In New Mexico! 3. Brian Muldoon 4 -1 -Dene Zata wB rrsee you! 4. Chug 4 -1 continued on pg. 15 5. Dave Streirer 9 - 1 6. Ted Hasklns 10 -1 NEW 7. Ian Frank 25 -1 FR€€ 2 Liter 8. Steve Wincup 30 • 1 of 9. Rob Sawyer 50 • 1 Columbia Courts 10. Dennis Kucler 60 -1 Coke or Diet Coke 11. Joe Miller 70-1 Apartments UJ/ purchose of 12. Mike Mestemaker 100 -1 3 bedroom furnished apartments 2-Medium 13. Tom Stewart 200 • 1 1 Item pizzos 14. Steve Gehr 500 • 1 ri- Check our special discounted rates for our

wmm continued from pg. 14 Phi Tiu Alpha Gam PM Tau Alpha Gam 2 lo 4 people needed to take over year lease Evening Qfftce Cleaning For sale Nintendo, new controSers $75 nego- AVAILABLE AGAIN LARGE EFFOENCY The Brothers of Phi Kappa Tau wiah to congrat Starting 8-91 rent is $420 mo Cal 354-885© Pan time. Knickerbocker Services tiable 353-6226 i 150 MONTH AC FROM 5-1 6 TO 8-1 6 utate Greg Rusche on Ns recent lavaaartng to ARn Grad Students) Summer Sublease s 1 or Cal 352-5822 CALL GARY 354-6568 OR 353-7462 17 IS SWEATSHIRT WEATHEH1 TWany Tremor apt close to campua Affordable rent Cal FOR SALE PM Tau Alpha Gam PM Tau Alpha Oem Guys tan-speed bike Cheap Cal 354-9748 XL CHAMPION REVERSE WEAVE SWEAT- 354-8196 Experienced babysitter needed for summer Reliable. A loving individual to care for our 1 yr SHIRTS Female needed to subfeaae for summer - share Pioneer CD Pleyer S95(neefls re old starting ASAP st Least 20 hours par week Catty Rentals - 2 bdrm apt* for 2.3.4 or 6 ONLY 123 CALL 2-M38 PI Phi' SAE " PIPN'SAE rm w/one female Close lo campus ■ rent ne- Technlce Double Cassette Player S166 The Slaters of PI Bets Phi would axa to congrat goQabte Cal 364-6489 Referencea required #354-0066 Single tree stanono. toft 660 students For FaH or Summer. Also rooms e- utate Chrts Stecura on her pinning to Joe Mek- vee Very near cempue Near Ralee Aesashill J 300 Apptcatkxtt for Fi* '91 Mmealvr, now Female roommate needed Nice. Air cond, own Help wanted for cleaning and odd foba for pukua ■o apartments for 1-2 weeks or longer Starting Mad Black Leather Coat $55 Cea 353 0325 ■vMtobt* «n 319 Wear Hall DMdttrve May 10 bedroom Only $260 tor whole summerl Cal SOUTER BUB 354 8894 Ask lor M-chef weekotMsyM Cal 353 0326 or 352 7365 CHEAP ' SUMeBER • CHEAP Jaftray Scon Ra*d 364-6741. 372-8198 Panoa Thanks for an awesome year You're so fun to HOMEWARD BOUND ... DaiAmertca In Rocky 4 bdrm. house w/2 bathroome. 1 porch, large Cooc/ituiationa on your graduation I'm raaty Female roommate needed to euclsass apart- ALL ITEMS NEGOTIABLE be near The guys at Mark's are our favorite River needs communicators lo contact csents yard, large drtve, I pay al utMee, summer eut> nappy (or you. Good Luck In your futura •«• kind. Those DeRs. you sure don't mind. You're merit lor Spring 1992 Close to campua Cal lease 362-5108 Crajg daavofs Kaap In touch by phone" Flexible scheduling Earn top $ the one who ahvays makes ma laugh That's Carol al 372 3683 Pugeot touring beta. 21 m 16 speed, new Karan (216)333-3367 DSGRentals why you're my other heft. Female aubleosers - summer $i30/rnonth E. components, great conation S22& negotiable NICEST APTS IN BO. Love ahvays SARAH Merry St Cal AUce at 354 8780 Immediate poeltton for a part time (20 hrs s Caa 372-4846 leave maaaaga week) permanent office east Must ba able to 3 UrUta left 860 Scott HemeUn, 2 blocks from 1 Queen sue sleep sols $30. fus size couch campue Modem, furnished. 2 BR units, new Thanha lor an awatoma samaalar Hava a grMt HELP I M DESPERATE work evenings and weekends, office experi- •fuJsrrt Or«anlzsttonsf l 1 Summer subieaaer needed Own bedroom In $26 Make offer Both good condition Double carpeting, laundry fee . A/C. reserved parking, aummar • ptaaaa sand ma a poatcard from Flor- ence preferred. Please sppiy In person at Rich Don't forget to register your group for the ton $65 Can be I.-Shaped or eeparate. tree max 4 para./unit No pets 0 mo leeeo ida. O K? I w* rrrtaa you. targe apt Very negotiable terms $90 plus utfl- srd Potasky Jewelers Woodtond Mel. Bowling 1991-92 academic year aa well as to register standing Almuataal Cal3530395 $860 00/mo 12 mo kasae $506 00/mo Ptl. Rob baa each month Cal Chert 353F000 Green lo participate in the Student OrgenUattona Fair 2874255 or 267 3233 m the M. Forma are avsrfaWe In Room 405. I AM A BUSINESS STUDENT IN DIRE NEED Line up your Summer job now Long A short SEIZED CARS, trucks, boats. 4whee!ers. motorhomea by FBI. IRS. DEA. Available your DAG Rentals - Ctoae to campus 234 1/2 S. JOYCE JENKINS Student Services. Of A GOOD. USED BUSINESS CALCULATOR shifts - flexible hours Casey s 1025 N Main FOR MY SUMMER CLASES PLEASE CALL area now Cal 1 605 682 7555 E»1 C-2604 Coeege 2BR upper rear sot Newly remodkw CononlulaBona on your angaoamant to Patl I Maintenance man needed for Summer employ- Support the First Amendment! TONY AT 352-2212. kitchen Stove A refrlg Max occupancy 2 peo- know you'l both ba vary nappy' Lat's party rhts Student Journalist CAR WASH moot KrthJuKbocker Services Col 362-6336 rrttthsron? Pugeot wtth Srwnano 106. Vrrus ple Plenty of parking. No pets Ate*. May ■ummar and cakrtrata! I need 1 roommate tor 1 afcimfnum with Shtmano Urteors Both have trv WHEN. Sunday Noon to 3 pm Management position avaesbte MACY'S Spa 1001. 12 mo. lease $306.00/mo. ph. Lova.JuHa bedroom apt for 91 -92 yr bars and captoas pedels 632 2616 267 4255 or 287 3233 WHERE Mtd-Am parking lol by McDonals aaity Stores at Franksh Park Mai. Col CalJennie 364-7091 Nice apt! WHO The Society of Prof ess Joumeasts 474-9901 today" Downtown Apartment. 1 bdrm JULIE LAMONT 'Make that puppy shine1 University approved sols 66 nch Broytal 2 Large 2 bdr Apt for summer sublease UHmee bte May 15-June 16. new CongrabJatkma for batng aalactad aa a CW yean old. perfect condition $125 nag 352 7010 kasvs rneeaage Omaga Chapter Visitor' We're vary proud ol free except for elec Only $600 for May - Au- Macoomy Magarme 372-6597 The tadtesof 526 E Merry gust Cal Joe or Rob 353-6860 la now accepting apcecatlons Ideal lor Summer-Fa* Coops or others Great you and know you'l ba graatl THANKS! It Watarbed For Sale Love. Male roommate needed for 91-92 school year for Fal 1981 deal on subleese starting Spring '82 Cal Kafth •0" Managing Editor. Art Director. $•0-100 364-5876 Bob Your Ch. Omaga Saitera Cal Andy at 352 4303 at 354 5782 Aest Art Director. Photo Editor Long and AAMrocMdaa Need Female to share s house w roommates Copy Chief The Sisters of Chi Omega vneh everyone a sale Retee Reduced KO Nlcoia Evana KO for the summer $75/month Close lo campus Please submit spphcattons lo end happy Summer! Efficiency Have a great Summerl 3646489 Mnceeany • 210 Weet Hal FOR RENT 0*1 pyeched tor inHlattonI The Sisters ol Chi Omega woutd exe to con- 261 S. Prospect Apt D Need roommate to sublsaas for summer, wfl KD Love. Your Sacral Slater gratulate our new houeeboy. Jeff Herbal, and Landtord pays gas A ut* $27&'mo would Nte to thank al of those who applied for have own room. $100 a month, includes cable. PAINTER Cal 353-7074 thepoemon al utJMfee except electric Must be non-smok- Experience Helpful KEVIN MUMERICKHOUSE ing male or female Cal Stop 352-5109. Cal Don Butler 352-2707, leave message 607 E. MERRY What can I aay? M ma past 6 monthe ere any In- The Sisters of Pi Beta PM would Kke lo congrat- 2 bedroom, furnished Looking for an Needed 1 female subteeser for Fal '91 and dicabon ol the future - I can't waKl I kwe you ulate Penny Ptetcher on her recent peering to apartments apartment A need tranaportatxxi? Spring 92 Columbia Court Aprs Cal Tracy at very muchl Soott Flnkbebier CALL NEWLOVE RENTALS 372 1822 Pest control servicemen Autorecxxrsd Bantsx lo schedule your eppomtmenl for sn AKvaya - Sheaa The SOLO Leedershlp Tip of the Week Pest Control 352-5316. Very ctoae to campua One male roommate needed for Fox Run Apt FREE water and sewer APARTMENT TOUR tor rvext year 91 92 CHI 354 8595. Powers Ice cream - WoorJand Mai Apply in 362-5620 KIM KELLY I wil study and gat reedy and the opportunity person 01/2 month or year k 326S Mem ( our only office ) Good Luck In New Yon rwrt yea.l We will wtlcome. Roommate Needed Private parking nUeayouM - Abraham Lincoln For Fox Run Apartments, own washer/dryer PRODUCTION ASSISTANTS tor The BG Laundry facaWes Looking lor female roommate to share two- Lore. and microwave CALL DEREK OR JOE News, for Fal 1991 Apply at Student Employ 1 See the profess mngmt team at bedroom apt tor Summer Cal 353-7828, ask Kathy, Pattl. er*d Amy We're SOLO on Leadership » 364-6876 ment. 460 Student Services Building tor Maria or Chris Subteeser needed for summer of ASAP 2 Professional couple seeking s dependable ba- NEWLOVE RENTALS LMa from Roastord TMs poem goes out to my mends bdrm apt Close to campus 354-6589 bysitter for our 5 year old daughter in our home. Our only office 126 S. Main 352-5120 Need an apt for summer or fal? I've bean looking for you. Hc4ry.EMrie.Ms/ts.JIII.Schurtz.Hu1i-Ho Megan. $2'hour. 16-28 hours per week Cal Subieaaer tor Summer 1 bedroom apt. Close Call Tom Upton 923-3041 A-Phis.Chuck .Chad.Cliff, Kyle. Dahnk 352-3852 Wed May 5 and Thurs May 6 be- WE HAVE NEARLY 600 UNITS I Hurst.SatjB.Jsy.O'.Goggms boobs.athe Deft lo campus wtree Air Conditioning Rent nego- tween 6*9 pm. Furrashed or unfurnished apts. hae Andrea.Lesley.Marhta.Missy.Lisa.Amy.my tfatfe. Cal 354-8584 CALL JOHN NEWLOVE REAL ESTATE Mlndy W. Mlndy 0. and Chrti PROOFREADER for UntGraphics the Umver&l at 364-2280 or 31OE Wooater neigbrs BarbElen.Donna.Krtsta.Groeay.aEvan Summer sublease Thanks for ma fun and frtandahlpt Room 202 ty's graphic arts service, tor Fal 1991 Hours ■MUM STREET tecross from Teco Bel) • ■my ggt gds.My prlntma- 1 Two to Three people 5-7 p m.. M-F. Apply at Student Employment. 2 bedroom, furrashed w* never be ma same Have a great eummarl kingAg dsn dees,red. Donger, Chooser. Amy Jo.I to pick up our SBOng A speak Cloee to campua - good rates 460 Student Services BuMng apartments Peace. Love. upe.Cindy.BrettfEd PsycnjCoop* esp to my with our friendly staff Stephanie Cal 354-9742 Very close lo campue beet Mend-other 1 /2-Sarah Bub- Smal. Canton-bassd insurance firm needs FREE gas heel, wsler 1 sewer Though there's many on mis Hat, you're the temporary office help from June 3. 1991 0 1 '2 month 6 year leaaee One A Two BR turn apts 0 A 12 mo. and aum- chosen few from BG whome I wfl miss You Summer subieaaer needed Nice 2 bdr apt through August 30, 1991. Qualified sppscsnt mer I aval S A V Rentals 600 Lehman MJW own bdrm air conditioned $250 tor whole Private Parking Your frtandahip means the world to ma! have a good summer-keep smSn'a be happy. wil have basic typing and computer skJBs wtm Laundry tecMea inext to bus station) 352-7464 But get reedy to party in Fal w'thta A-phi So if summer Cal Chris st 372-4027 Leave mes- sbsrfy to tosow directions Starting rate a Prices for groups of 3 or 4 One snd two bdrm. turn. apts. a aastls for you helped me through one of my jams, or HIS —9* $5 50 per hour interested parties should send ■ the prafeeeJonal menegement team a 1001 -02 or Summer. 0 and 12 month lessee your presence keeping me a smeVtg asm, I real- resume Including typing speed and software OMEGA PHI ALPHA Summer subleesers needed for furnished C* 352 4066 ty appreciate si that you've given me. thanks for house one block from campus on S Coeege programs they are famllar with lo Financial in- U Michees. NEWLOVE RENTALS the good tma Marks and your parties Last I Up to 4 people needed Rent negotiable Cal surance Services • 3801 Whlppte Ave N W. Spsctoue one-bedroom apt for summer aub- I'm so lucky to hava you as my UL because you 321 S Main I our ONLY office ) want you to look beyond the blonde A see I real- 354-5082 Canton. Ohio 44716 162-6(20 kaaae $335 mo negotiable 352-4204 are the beat one I could have asked for! We had ly do care a hope ya feel the same bout met some great times so tar. aapeclety in the She- Summer Subieaaer needed Male or Female Summer Employment Love you guys - Sou t er Woman Man-Hatere Club, and I'm aura next Furnished 2 bedroom w/1 1 2 bam apartment Perfect lor students" We have ful time sght as- STOPI year wfl rockl You're more than a trrae sMttr to to share w/2 females Cal 2 6107 (Answering sembly positions available at our East Side Why rent sn apartment when ma because you're also a terrffic friend! Have a To al my Phi Taua machine >. Cleveland location Prior assembly experience you can rent e contemporary great summer! Thanks for a tantasbc year and moat of al for M helpful but not necessary We offergood TOWNHOUSE Wa need 2 roommates tor the 91-92 school Love the tree beer I love you guys wages and great hours • bom day and evening Hsletodean? starting at $166 year. Fox Run Apts ft Interested please cal BlgKVstm Love. Gretch positions are available Please apply In person FREE MAID SERVICE HeelTOluoed 353-8265 Can leave a message. 8 00 am • 4:00 pm Mon -Frf. at 2-9325 each and every month! 363-7716 Clayton Ave Wicklrfle. OH 44092 It you sign one of the next The al new VARSITY SQUARE PattlKune/ To the Nerd Herd 3 Fal leases st Thanks for a great 3 years. You've made the Oh my rear! What else can we say, but you HELP WANTED Summer Jobs' 507 E Merry coeage experience even batter than I could guys are the beat! Lucky (Shack Queonr-for a 300 High St or 1 Lifeguards, registration clerks, etc Cal now! Two bedroom furnished apartment free HBO have dreamed freshmen, you're pretty hip KATHY-need we 801 5th St I love you. say more? Hey Ker-How would you Ike your --? $1000 00 SCHOLARSHIP. TUITION ASSIS- 1 800 3449644 Jerfystone Camp Resort 10 Newlove Rentals 352 5620. 724 6m SI Zuco (Bumtcker)-io the nicest girl we know TANCE. SUMMER EMPLOYMENT. GRADU- mine from See World. Aurors. Ohio (sorry, no Dave NEWLOVE RENTALS Two br house 730 Elm St 12-month leeee ATE AND LAW DEGREE PROGRAMS available Mng accomodations available ) Hey Duve-Tyrone must've been after the best 328 S Mam I our ONLY office) starts si May or Aug PrjsstMS summer leeee toga m Pitts , PA! You guys have become our to minority Freshmen through Seniors Starting Would you ska lo reach your potentJef? Woutd 352-5620 $350 mo Csl efler 8 00pm 354-2864 or Phi Mu Phi Mu Phi Mu salary of $26,500 after graduation. For more beet mends and ALWAYS WILL BE! Next year you Rut to get psfd wel for a fob wel done? EB- 3522330 Kim, Keesy, Jan and Amy information and an application cal the U.S. Ma- wfl be ewesk! We love you! SCO Telephone Service Is now looking tor in Hay guys • the and la drawing near Finals are rine Officer Selection Office at UNIVERSITY COURTS Jenn and Bran ternattonal Telemarketing Representatives We corning but don't you fear After Wttstton. w*1 1-800-875-4341 1 A 2 Bdrm Apts * 12 month kreaee drtnk a b-coka (NOT!) Oat psyched cuz its W- welcome undergraduates and graduates to be- 1 1 Cal $124164 ttttton baas I heart HAtHAt I love you guys • Ton - Bran • Joan 250 COUNSELORS and Instructors needed come a part of our success story We offer flex- 1-2 Females needed 'or Summer Sublease tMeg Hey guys, this «to thank you for 4 great years. Prtvste. coed, summer camp in Pocono Moun- ible scheduling for weekend snd evening work HUM Congratulations and good luck with whatever tains, Northeaatem Pennsytvsna Lohlkan, PO Guaranteed hourly wages and generous com- house with giant bedroom. Extremely dose VSags Green Apartments you do after leaving this safe haven Thanks Box 234BG. Kensworth. NJ 07033 (908) mieeiona whee teeming a marketable ski. hv to campus. VERY cheep' 320 N Enterprise Now renting for summer only PHIMU'PHIMU'PHIiJU 2760996 tsrrahipsarvJO>-ofjsavBlsble 113N Main St Come Look'Cal Cana 364 5064 Cal efler 1 t 00am ■ 364-3533 1 again for everything and you 3 are the best. Good Luck on exams everyone! ! VfPs hang In ME next to Davids Del. there • we know you wfl do greatiM Accepting Applications 1-2 rmta needed tor summer Own room PHI MU ' PHI MU * PHI MU Summer Openings 363 7057 ASAP University intrsmurakf Anyone who worked for Vector Marketing has parhme/fufrtlme open- FOR SALE 2 BDRM APTSFURN a UNFURN SENIOR FAREWELLS University Intrsmursls during the 1990-91 year ings Poaibona throughtout the entire country Near Harheman Free heal $ cases TV Phi Mu ' Seniors * Phi Mu and wants to work Summer Intramurate. must fin Excellent resume experience Co-ops available The time hae come • you've flnaty made it" 0-12 or Summer lea Rate-Info sheets out an application in the IM Office by Friday. $7.25 Starting pay Interview now. start after 81 Honda CV 650 Beat of wiehes to our graduating Seniors We aval front desk Best Weetem Falcon May 3 finals cal 382-1060 New chain, Ores $ brakes $700 or beet offer Pleze Motel lecroea from Herahmen, Ssay. Beth, and Heether wflmlseyou. Must aaj Moving Cal Date at 362 9639 PM Mu * Seniors * Phi Mu WELCOME BACK PARTY ACCOUNTANT ■ WOOD COUNTY HOSPITAL just wanted to ssy 'Thanks'' for a good AUGUST 29TH a seeking a full-time accountant QuaSflcattoria 1084 Chevy S 10 Pickup; 55.700 miles Good 2 Bdrm Apt. to sublet for aummar. A/C bal- year and beat of luck in the future We t) GET EXCITED! nctude B A or Associates degree in account- corvJtton. $3300 negotiable Cal 287-4839 made it through" Keep m touch - Love ya! L PHI MU * TONI VELLEMAN * PHI MU cony Laundry, private parking lot Cal WELCOME BACK PARTY ing with knowledge of computers desired. We (tocal cal) after 5 30 pm CongratuLvOom on making the 1991-92 Pom 364-7770 for more rtfo offer competitive wages and benefits In a To the other "akl" merefteet We're so proud of you! pleasant University community Send resume or 1976 Uncotn Cwtinents. Loaded, power 2kJ turn spta 1 yeerleese Limn ol 2 persons Wins Storage Vickie K thanks for making our cleeaee Love • your Sisters' cat windows, locks, cruise control. AC stereo par apt Aval Fal Cal 363-6082 4 leave mee- 1 SheduHng Pick Up times now. Deal able We made it" Always keep PHI MU ' PHI MU * PHI MU Wood County Hospital c/o Frank Day Best offer. Cal Mike 364-7575 Don't delay Call 352-3369. -V- . m touch and beet ol kick wtth your 960 W Wooater. BG. Ohio 43402 1984 Butck Skyhawk. 85.000 mass, exceesnt muscles" 419-354-8990. E.O.E. condition MUST SELL" Bike also VVhftehawk 704 6th St Love Ya bee Phi Mu Actives; Zeke and the twins 10spd..8mo ok). Cal 352-9517 after 6 pm. For there s no frtend kke s sister Tm not". "YoudkJn'tlookl'' ATTENTION • The BG News « now accepting or cal 372 7455. office 2 bedroom, compfetefy turn. In calm or stormy weather. Thank you for giving me your support I could applications for the Summer news staff. 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Thank you all tor a great tour years. I may Ph«p. Keeototouchl success in the future. Buene Suertel 2 Saaecapa - Bavarian Inn • Mamy • Joggers nava bean out of eight - but you're not out ot Who would ve beloved two years ago Leva. Monica L VanCant 3. Kermtt & Cotton • 21 B-days • Black V - East mind. I'll miss you sll • especially my sen tor 11 we would be where we ere today Dawn Merry Love you • Betsy "Boo" Thanks for al the tove and support! 4 Hey-d' • Stair siding • Far ■ SMfTW • shots PS. I tove my littlest CarrteftSheri- I hope I can do as wel for you as DELTA SIGMA PI WH mtoa you • Monkey Good luck to everyone! we move toward your greduation! I Congratufattona roommleel Good Luck tob hunt- ing! Come vtalt next year' love you honey' Good Luc* Seniors Am Marie Urtogas Jeanne Kirk Gominger. Brian Sautter Love. Jenr. a Stacey Keppe Sigma Graduating Brothers Marc* Link. Angle Kwistkowski. Doogie & the 2 beer beasM "Though you may be out of our aounde and Herd work snd Soft Snuggles a Kety Wlslams. Jeff Meek. Carte (Dan S Terry) sights, in our dairy college strife, you'll be In our PI Phl Lisa Mean • PI Phi Al year long the str ess paya Thanks for the parties that lasted el hearts end minds, never an hour, a day. or col You are the beat big and roomie I could have DsAngelo. Uss Brockmen, Lon Came 8. off on ttva rnomentoue event. . night, when you serenaded to us with toge term only, but for Mel" asked for We've had our good and bed tlmaa Shadoen, Scott Stshorsky. Graduation'" I can't believe you're flnaVy graduating "Dr Dirty", the endtoss hours of facts AEKDB- Pappy but the beet times have been spent with you. Akssa Stephens I adrrsra your todependenoe, It seems Ike fuel y ester day I was and belches, and for retraining horn I'm going to mtoa you. Can't wait to see you and watching you graduate from High School. tmpreeeed by your strengths, and giving us the Bimbo Salute' We'l Rodney on Nov 2 - Wedding Bees wB rtngl We'l miss you! overwhelmed by your tender peasjon You've been a greet friend and I Kath tiMss you next year. Clueless A Furbel Love you kftte. wish you the beat of tock You w« Thanks for a moat excellent time this year I'm My heart's deeght deserves the Tammy highest praisee, warmest huge, always be my hero! realty gonna mtoa you next year! wettest kisses, sweetest flowers Love, Betsy B. Doog*e Grose Fthortdage 1 and a Ifeiong relationship with C^ng^atulabona Your neighbors tove you and PI Phi Pi PW PI Phi PI Phi " Jeentne Ecksrdy ' a loving person me "The future's "no you can't borrow the salt, butter, drying Margaret. Looks eXe you ant outta here! Good for youl CM* rack..." here WE are on our own " Congratutottone and good kick this Summer1" KEN FARIA I can't beeeve you're graduating! I'm going to Juat think you wH never have to sit through Love. mtoa you tone next year. You've been the ScoWa Abe says, 'Think New York" I'l miss you It's scout time' You be beeto' "you know who's' class again) Lynn and Knati greatest Big ever! Come visit next year Good XXX, Dog! Remember the up-chucked pizza?1 Congratulations! Luck! AOTT ' AOTT • AOTT • AOTT • AOTT Lynn You're kJkn' ma Whrteyl Overload, Love. Elans 4 Brian Laura, DOUOMCCLOY Love. Muguet Good Luck on July 15th too' Overtoed" How many years has il been? Thanks tor al the great times we have shared Thenks for al the greet tbnee and memories Who ceres You finely made it' together ss Big and U Beat of luck In the future Good Luck with everything you do In the future ■ Congratulations. Dan Congrs tutotions" Roale. Lynnette. end Bearide * USA MILL!AN * - and always remember AOTT Sisters forever II mtoa you tocrediblyl! CONGflATULATlONS! Thanks for giving me an YourBro'Todd BG's campua covers 1,250 scree The ebrary Hay you. I am supposed to be congratulating Love, Gretchen love. Kristin mcred.ble year' Good has 14.918 periodicals. There are approxl- youl So I think you better not have to retake ge- luckatEAYH matery 17.000 students on thto cempua. but ography! n keep my fingers crossed! Good 1 AOTT " JEN MIDOLESTETTER ' AOTT Love. Aimee none aa specie) aa you Congratulations ri Luck wHh graduation and CmcinnaO I can't beeeve yours graduating1 Juat re- Kevin Wsiklns mtoa you! Love. Beth DZ* JULIE LANOE* DZ The beat thing in coaege was meeting Love.EJM member al of the good times Best of luckl II P S id meet you in the How do I say goodbye to my you You're the best friend snyone mtoa you! You're the beat big! backyard. roommate of four years You know me could ask for. Love ya' Sandel AMY-USA-ROSIE: Congratutottone and Good Alpha Love. Your LI" Trtde • ' AIR FORCE ROTC " * I wfl be crying for days I want to thank Kevin Kaazynakl Luck'Keep m touch! Congrstulattona 2Lta Good Luck* AFROTC you tor making my years at BG the beat Your caring, support, snd patience have Love. Joanne time of my Me. I wM rrasa you very Senior Send-off Tonlte at 7 30 Beth wmterhefler- CONGRATULATIONS MATT HEY been greet. When I count my blessings, ■Beet Wishes to Major Vogel ft family" it's time to move on. although sad. It's true. But much I tove you Hules! Love. Your best I count you twice. I tove you, always I knew you'd make it. mend1 Forever Julie snd Julie Lands. Brands Kim. Juke. A Tonto the tun hasn't ended • took out O S.U.I I wtoh I hope your future brings you Laura Kuceme Meet me >n Hamilton Sound good to you? you the beat In whatever you do Goodbye tor sll the happiness that you've ft nee been a great year Take 1 Love, now - your LIT w* sure miss you given me. Best of luck forever! care sweetie' Love,Jane DZ' MARGO WALKER * DZ Tara and Kant Troy "Paul and Andy" I LOVE YOU Congratulations on your internship Beet of luck to you both You two have been the brightest spots of my - JENNIFER - Your hard work has ceriarnty whole year Andy, remember we don't orink m me future! TlrrvTlnv^^uz-floommate-Yo. Dudel paid off We el admire your 1 eggoog from cans & "he's gonna friek me.." Love, Laura Welt, you can't go Who wil instruct ma In the BGNEWS determination Thank you for your Paul, what la a Saaouatch? When can we Fat ADVERTISING REPS Una art of belching?! (I know I'm going to hit a inspiration the tost lour years 1 Man Baty Lean? I wil man you both greatly1 10.0 yet ) But waft, there's more: The funky Congratulations SuSu' II miss you Merge! Beat of Luck to you! Chuck Curtis music that wel never agree on (which to prob- You've worked hard for this KRATTMAN (AK. A. GOO) Love. Funny Muffin Love, Herbert ably a good thing!); your anawaring machine moment - Entoyl May your dreams Wei here It la. the time has coma Summer's sr- Laurie Shade message DUMARSII (Go Lakers • hal); those come true end always remember nved. youl now be an alum. We had good Elastic CTP. meaningful, rain-soaked talks at 2 am • Hope 'Doughnut* WE LOVE YOU times, too bad it's so tote As you said, tl must RonaWotachak Juat wanted to wtoh you the beet ol luck in Den- SC to everthing you hope for - remember Chal- Rtomember to keep a fresh supply of Bend-Aids Mom. Oad. Dawn. Rhonda. Dave be fete But you, me. A souter did have aome tal School! I'm reaffy gonna mtos ya. but youl lenge ft Support, end I'm always around xxxO Laura. Mark, Nathan 4 Pepper Too! fun: Krogera, Marks. Missing the bed-how and to keep In touch with the gang back at Cur- Best wishes lor always be my Isvorite daygo1 M Ra-MeU k/'a Bump and Run dumb So good took in al you do. continued succes in the future' Love ye! Thto "Cookie" wants the best lor youl 'me Helm. Karl France, and Hugh Shtotor. Remember Stratified Squamoue Congratulations guys! Tina. I entoyed our time us when you are rich! together Stay m touch and come see me (bring Jan. Barb. Bob Connie, Carts. Allssa Kris BURNS! I hope you know how much fun I'- AJeeon.AmyaKnaten- Msy you chmb the highest building Farewell to a the tondtords and city officials Jim. Barb, and John). Kan. slay cool forever. and the "youngster" sales reps ve had with you the peat 3 years! You truly have Hugh stay homy, good kick wtth the women When I left for coaege 4 years ago. my father May you never have to scream who soaked us and became rich over the tost been an inspiration in my Me It wtl never be the and stay away from the mousse totd ma I would meet those Indrvtduatt who May you be so flexible m Me six years Farewel to having absolutory no would be friends for We - he was right You have rights Farewell to Bowing Green's finest - by seme without you next yeer Thank you for be- Love, Rachel Big Sis. Tsmmi. snd m-isw Scott! That youl reach your every dream! grven me enough support, love and happiness the way. getting harrassed and abused by you ing there for me - you are indeed the true deflnl- Congratulations' What am I gonna do without I'll rmss you guys' Love. Lisa tton of s friend, and a "teacher" Congrstuia to test s HfeOmo Remember Rick baby action-seeking mutants hes peld off I'm starting To my Fiance Dan, cased, a amal petr of underweer. B fl.. room- you? (Probably gat In a heap of trouble, nght off at more that twice your salary Good bye to hone, good luck, snd I wil mtsa you terrtbty. 1 Love. HOSER Harder I eure will miss you and all the laughs we've mate dinners where no one talks for the 1 si 15 Tarn?) Scott. Hurry and ask you know what I'm CRAK3: You'll always be my second son. Con- al my friends and instructors (esp Dr Buler- getting impatient! (right Tarn?) gratutottona and Good Luck Keeplntouchl had next year. Even though we'd be tar apart mln . "I teal bad." Amy's alarm, "aha", and latin) you did a great tob! II mtos you si snd w* In miles - we'll always be ctoee In heart! Love,Juts Love, Joanne HUGS' I w* mas you snd love you always' Wan always love voul Linda AMng. Congratulations grsduatsl You've been a wortdertul friend to me and II I tove you, Term BJty Joel Hey! Cen you beeeve It's over? Work never forget the special times we've shared ALPHA XI DELTA KIMBER COX ALPHA XI Green Peeper. Green Peeper, we're drunk we'- wtl never be the same without you! Good luck Seems Ike yeeierdey that I was nervous about together Best of kick to you always Keep in DELTA re drunk Congratutotions Man" Vance' We tove To my nearest and dearest, and you know who snd Congrats! • Steph meeting you There have been some good touch' LA Babes forever' you and we'l miss you! you are You guys wil always be In my heart! times as wed as some rough ones It is tune Love. Lies I want to thank you lor being the best big Bob Were toeing our third roomate Who's go- Nichoie. teresa. Sharon and Aimee II mtos you terribly but. always remember - I 1 again for Finals so good luck. I know II see you andfrtend m the hartory of Alpha XI! I we miss ing to clean our room? We have to celebrate - LOVE YOU ALL ft I'LL NEVER. EVER FORGET this summer I wish you the beet of luck at you tremendously, but I wM rwt forget al i drtnka on youl Love, Stacey and Jan UN DA and OAWN YOUHt LOVE. AMY C ABRAMS you've done for me l wish you sH the luck and Miami So long friend I'l miss you PS Everyone's going to tough at youl 1 To the best roommates ever • thenks tor putting happmeaa in the future, youdeserve the very Len. Hay Joeiiyn! Remember Beta Gamma Nu Good up wtth ma, pubecaaona and al of the you-k- luck In that "M" State and at the BG To the Brothers of Kappa Sigma beat now-who'a! Best ot kick always' ■ tove you! News! Jay, Jeremy. Shelley. Juke, and Bob - Never forget the Basonelrae Boys Club. Potoa. CONGRATULATIONS Dave Krupmski Debbie Brands Soche (my private acct) Best alwsys at publtoattons - II mtoa you al The Green Party. Camels, The Quarry. Gad- I love you total Congratulations! I'm very proud of you I wH Congratutottone! Your done!' Now. Love. Hipster gets, Chompa, Absolute, Oh AL, and al of the DUNN miss you! Thenks for sll the great times! I love you can have aome funi I'm glad you Llss H. 4 Dene S. other greet Kappa Skj moments1 I'l mtoa al of youl have a high G P A.. now you can To the best Queens I know' Good Luck In Pattt Hey Maverick- you, Tray Amy England be a C P A Good luck on thoae Cleveland and don't kill each other II mtos you So how long hes It been? Thenks for everything. To the Mytoe Man who hes the shirt I want ( An- HeyAmo! exams both! Love. Uee drew C ), what a devil Pun intended One night I know you're atuck there for another semester. Your friend always, Debbie Hippie • Well, this is it. Hipster. No more I'l mtoa ya. Good Luck. Lisa M. Blanchl was not enough You should havo cased when I but congrstulahons on your soon-to-be gredua Mesaaa Markutsa discussions of psychos and sseora. no more TheUtttoOne Congratutobona on your peering to Canoe R left the message with Susan I wasn't drunk. I •on layouts wtth late photos and no sizes, no more from N Y Done. Ramon, a I wtoh you the BEST. hope you enjoy Spain and the running of the Love. Jennifer complaints of crash n-burns, and no more So hands on buzzer A tots play the Feud! Love, DUBS "Walt. Debbie, which guy la thto?" Thanks tor al Angje" Mkietrious Founders Nlghtguerd Bryan. you've done for me. end remember that if al Jeff. CrxHyatutottona' I'm very proud of you Thenks The tost two years have b««n etoe lase.il sbl love you LISA MILLIAN great Good Luck in St Lotus for the good times and unforgettable memories Congrstulahons to a greet friend and ex-roomie Ann Maran Jen Nadssu •toy and then out In the "real I'm glad I could be a part of your coaege Me and Thenks for al the good times I sm reeky going '• Kapcs De*ta tenters " Kastte Harrington world". Happy 14 month I hope to be a part of your future too I love you to mtoa youl Thank you for al you've grven our chapter So many memories, so Me space' anniverssry Deere. Congratulations' these have been three from the bottom of my heart Love. Heether Good luck In the future and we hope to aaa you Remember Puck on floor. 145 BromfleW unforgettable years I have entoyed every Judrt et Homecoming. 1 Love. UCW. Cuervo. I'm just pissed See you Metonie minute, even the tows We've been thru many A O T . Your stolen tomorrow! Jocevsr. Duck, duck-waddle friends, but we've stayed together The sum- Marsha. Jan • Here's to beet friends sharing 4 awe- waddle' And he bought soup starter mer Is ours and I intend to make sure you relax Wei, we finely made HI We've come such a some years together! Congrstulstlons, good Hef night1 You can't get no tongue' and have fun. 1*1 tove you always. Rachel long wsy s nee high school BG and the tost S Trassy- Congratutottonal You've finely fintohedt Trumpet Do Do Do1 Sexual truth night cAK ES-rt' • been a long and luck, and I'll miss youl yra. hold so many memories for us. I (ust wsnt You're leaving now and I'm going to mtoa you DELTA TAU DELTA • B G LAX ' Happy Birthdsy! I! Galley Men! Good Night Kei. He's meddled tun 4 years, but we've made N to thank you for al of them' Here's lo merry more than youl ever know, but aa long ss you Blake Ann NBJW; He looked ugly Saturday; Etoy; through wtth many greet memories to more, but In the rest wortdt era no further than 4 hrs away. I'm behind you Dirty Dancing, you're so dirty, Mickey. hold on to. Not only are you my The tost two years have been greet. We wish Love, Tina al the way' I love you. Kath.my Setter, my beat you the best of luck In your future endeevors NSFF, We dance st 11. It's Pat; Lotta college sweetheart, but ■ I so my beet Jennifer Braun friend! I'm wtth you forever. We I miss you Sybil; The bandits, and above al the friend forever. it you have an Hch, Congratutobona on graduating from Juice DELTA FORCE Merrttt, Remember: Oh my god, somebody TRAMP SHACK" IImtoa it all I'll scratch H. Wirrtebycekee. BGSU&MCOI B G LAX ' DELTA TAU DELTA help mal , wham, bam. thank you Your Wand, RA. and role modal Liea 1 Good luck at Riverside Hospital VAN Trlxter Its not fair I. Big Trteh. I can't beeeve you're graduating1 Re- I tove you I Boy/Denny's . Squtooie...Akron Agora ..Road member al our good times' Yogurt. Lima beans Trips. .There's a gun, we're outta here!. I A spaghetti, give me a break, & I must say' Co- didn't like you.-Roxannaa .Apartment ngrats! •Stevte, Red-Banana1 Entropy by Chuck Bost 69 Parties Bed Madam . Snowhrte . Spring JlRndtoy- Breek-Florida, New Ortoana Strawberry Knox You're such a special Blocks Lilian Axe On the floor Lsughing In Witches of Eaatwtck Mary A Kat IgeMf/MeeR /vurf flu e weu, 16(j.ew WWTMV Kim \ [m-vft wfY] friend and I'm raely going your Can you beeeve its finely htn7 Gradual and ™ i iwe iM A to mtoa you I'm so glad we've fsce Cheeto Marriot/Pinky/Merkur bur pa new Hves for al 3 of ua II never forget al the IuTrue oip MMVJ wo <-iue> HAW 6r3tJ°*J OP, W> THEY DcwT Wv€f had the chence to be tnendet free stuff The Hat goes onl Beat Friends! Love times we've snared You guya are the bast JfV. 4 StfOfcT. YOU fcrVuV, I'M TH€\ MX ir6A*5P WlTh* P&fc55/CW4L | |iV JitfM su Beet of Luck end II be Kris friends & roomtoe ever. I wtoh you tots of love, PUMP OP.' /W) Aid orf thinking of you and smAng luck and success in your future endeevors ■ewe VJ40 H*> 50 HUff KIDS , 5**?D reAMS.A^ XW *W0vV on Augusta, 1091 1 •Mtoty IwhVrr iWA€/W>. BIG BUQ!Sl< MOfuf.. Missy, It has been one out of control year I'm ll piOttT KtiOH WH4T W 00 going to mtoa you Good luck and stay In touch' JOAN HOFFMAN Remember that I'm here lor you. XO XO J* Thompson XO XO Thank you for your greet tutoring! You are going Love, Kim OHMtGOOl You're finely graduating' I'm glad to be an excellent teacher! your tove lor RATS kept you hare one more Good Luck MUD PIE: Poker? to It not the system that to at year I had a btost and II mtoa ya tonal Beet of Robin Luck after graduation Don't forget your partner fault? Motoon and Red Stripe beer buddies. In crime ( Need I say more?) Stay In touch, stay what are we getting Into? Probably many tote away from STAIRS, and get peyched for G ft R! JULIE HEBERT night road tripe good thing I transferred • Wei, deer Huberts, this is the end of your col- n THANKS Mickey and Ted and a cup ol water XOLove, lege career • and what a fun-filed one I hope It's p to ass, rust don't add any funky stuff to Hi You Jeeetoa been We reefy surprised everyone, didn't we forgot Potsdam and the zoo, by the way-you Four years together and we're sH the beet ol sme* Ike monkey island on a hot August after- friends. I tove you and I wH mtoa you Ike crazy noon attar It rains. You're beautiful to wake up ZBTZBTZBTZBT2BT Fatman- by John Boissy when you're gone. I know its not goodbye yet. to wel okay bye' Looking forward to thto Jemmin* Berthe Erfkson's Big Deddy because I'l rxobebry be going out with you next summer Congrats Pattl Kahoe • I tove you. He* Mob Preachera wtoh the beet week ol luck to everyone on finals Yutoe PATRICIA CLAIRE COLE and send our best wishes to Where to begin, where to md? So many fun the graduating seniors of JULIE HEBERT. HOLLY PECHAUER. times' England, Belgium. New Jersey - cafes to ZETA BETA TAU wficrr***-* HAS ( *«e ZBT ZBT ZBT ZBT ZBT -res A o_c*r f S«£ MARQO WALKER cockroachee' Do you think they ere? Bseey'a & My deareet roomtoe, wow, what a quick 4 years TC'al Conoarta - Tom A Don —too bad you It's been. I w* mtoa you al more than you know, ware mareoei' Has flooding occurad? "Do you ■PamlP"snd"SuslO" but I wH carry the memoriae with me forever! know. ?' Parties, the bars, our band double Four years together • thanks for as) MM great Congratulations on your graduabona and II see date! You are the greatest friend In the whole times. Good Luck and don't forget about me. you al at Homecoming I world! You've always bean there for met i'l Someday I'll need to be saved from "Toledo. I tove you, treasure these memories toreverlll OMo" I tove you both • Belay Boo

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Semester number two at the NOT QUITE SURE IF ELBOW TO Best of luck as you enter the real Insider comes lurching home, THE FACE IS TRUE OR NOT, world. Art God. running like a seventy-flve-year- SINCE EL GUAPO'S IDENTITY AS Extra thanks to the Tim Mech- old Metamucll addict In a Stude- A HUMAN BEING IS STILL QUITE ley Shuttle Bus Service which got baker. TENUOUS. the Insider's editorial staff home It's been mind-altering, life- safe and sound a bunch o' times altering, halter-top-altering, The above disclaimer appears this semester. Tim saved us from Editor: Frank Esposito church- altarlng. Life, death, God, courtesy of the Jim Tinker — the harsh weather, as well as Asst. Editor: J.J. Thompson man, Infinity. Nice Enough For An Irish Guy drunken Pikes. Oh yeah, Tim Staff Writers: Wendy M. King This much, so much, too much, endowment fund. Who says we says Buffett rules. Thanks dude. Dean Wheeler pretty much, double dutch much. can't co-operate? Okay, okay, enough hy- Morrella Raleigh MARY LEE SLATER, the sisters perbole. Let's save our butts and Staff Photographer: Jeff Radcliffe Ex-managlng editor Shelley of Phi Eta hereby revoke your explain this Issue before the law- Banks Is planning to gorge herself Art Director: Sean Risser yers call. on Boo-Berry cereal and send her Fiction Editor: Tim Haas EVERYTHING IN THIS ISSUE IS diet to a flaming death as we type Staff Mascot: Jivin' Ivan PHD. You play, you pay. Nu-a TOTALLY FICTITIOUS. WE these words. Go white girl. Go Cr-a you no more. Asst. Prod. Manager: Pal Michel MADE THE WHOLE DAMN white girl. Go! Ople. we know you're out there Production Sup'rs: Tim Mechley THING UP. AND WE'RE PROUD. you freak. Keep a look out YEAH. YOU CANT BELIEVE Molly Zakrajsek At this point, we Just gotta Sparky, the bake-oyds are all Prod. Assistants: Jen Buell EVERYTHING YOU READ. BUT thank Sean Risser, the Insider's around you. Bill Burgess HEY. CHECK THIS OUT. THE resident art god and shop dude Dan Martis ONLY TRUE STORIES IN THIS IS- extraordinaire. Sean Is the man Hey Glna, thanks for every- SUE ARE DR. DAVE ON PAGE Sean Risser behind JlvIn' Ivan, our notorious thing. Love ya, baby doll. THREE AND VAMBO MARBLE mascot and living, breathing sur- EYE ON PAGE FOUR. EVERY- Advertising Manager: vivor of the counterculture. We're outta here. Jan Slubbs THING ELSE HAS BEEN COM- Thanks to Sean, we've got the Business Manager: We love ya In a big way. Barb Miller PLETELY FABRICATED. WERE look you want to know better. The Editors. Advisor: Robert Bortel

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THIS IS REAL him well and thank him for mak- elevate your mind. SUMMER BECKONS. MANUAL ing people care about campus It was klnda disconcerting at 111!! LABOR IS GOOD FOR YOU politics. Through his often an- first, but after I got past the Initial As The Insider wraps up Its SUNSTRUCK HALLUCINA- tagonistic columns, Gertnger Elbow shock of the entire concept of the first year of mlnd-bendlng exis- TIONS FROM THE HEART OF managed to disturb almost every all-acoustic "MTV Unplugged" tence, I'm feelln' pretty damn THE BIG COUNTRY group on campus at one time or doing arap show, I felt a whole good about things. I think we've O SWEET JESUS I CAN GIVE another and rouse campus politi- lot better. I didn't know how a established ourselves as a legiti- YOU MORE cians from the slumber of routine to the style that relies so heavily on mate campus entity and tried to Mil! legislative games. He wrote about technology would adapt to a bring our readers a wide spec- So what did the recent East Kevin Coughlln, Chris Rcdfern, more organic setting, but my trum of reading options. It's pop Merry Madness/Frazee Frenzy Greg Rlchey, and company as If doubts were soon quelched. A Journalism and we're havln' fun. debacle really prove? they were members of the U.S. Tribe Called Quest did "Can I In the future, we aim to continue A) Media overkill does not Congress. He knew that we as Face Kick It?" and sounded more than to make you laugh at, wonder guarantee an actual news event. students must first take ourselves a little bit like the Coasters. And about and take pride In this B) Spreading out 100 arrests seriously If we're to expect °B the sight of a shirtless LL Cool J windswept landscape we call over an entire dry Is morally su- anyone else to. I didn't agree with Frank Esposito . buslln' out "Mama Said Knock home. Stick around. perior to clumping them all In a Scott all the time, but that's not a You Out" flanked by a pair of one-block area. the point. The point Is that he af- acoustic guitarists absolutely C) A news event and a media flicted the comforted and made a When's it gonna end? brought the house down. There's Frank Esposito, a Junior Eng- event are two different things. lot of people think. For this con- Hey. WE WON THE WAR. something to be said for cross- lish major from Warren. Ohio, Is D) The transition from colle- tribution (and for his legendary Happy? Now the Iraqis are starv- cultural Insemination after all. completing his first semester as giate frivolity to police oppres- late night newsroom clashes with ing to death and killing them- mil editor of The Insider. Hell be sion has gone even smoother liberal chick Wynne Everett) I selves Just like they were before back with more cryptic hy- than the switch from Food Cou- offer a hearty thanks. WE WON THE WAR. There's Prairie Margins, the Universi- perbole next semester, same pons to Debit Cards. Illll nothing left to prove. I know ty's undergraduate literary time, same place. Me firmly be- 11111 University student Lee Kohler CNN's a lot more boring these magazine, made a triumphant re- lieves that Lithuanian women are If Taco Bell delivered, every and several of his friends were days, but It's baseball season, so turn to campus this week. Sport- the most patient and understand- other restaurant In town would violently attacked last weekend turn to ESPN and don't sweat It. ing a larger size and slick ing crea tures on the planet and Is go out of business. for burning a paper American And If all you superpatriots out graphics, this double-sized Issue also quite certain that In- !!!!! flag. A much larger group of there are still Itching to crush features some of the Midwest's sider columnist liatt Daneman Is As BG Newt columnist Scott superpatriots evidently decided some thankless Americans, I hear finest collegiate literature and It's this genera tlon 's answer to De- Gertnger rides off Into the post- to bash Lee's head In for express- Detroit's Inner city Is Just/oaded a steal at S3.50 a pop. Stop by mond ("Lamont") Wilson of "San- undergrad sunset, I'd like to wish ing himself. with "em. Sic 'em, flagboys the Union, pick up a copy, and ford 8t Son" fame. No fooHn'. Friday, May 3. 1991 Ivan hangs tough Mascot joins Donny in New Kids scandal low Insider staffers who have — his money long-gone on Dick by Morrella Raleigh gobs of extra money that they Tracy comics and older women. staff writer don't know what to do with be- Something snapped In Ivan's cause they arc so overpaid. brain and he became a Journalist, "Ivan Isn't a devil worship- thinking that Oscar Madison was Jlvln' Ivan, everyone's favorite per," beleaguered assistant editor real and that Madison would be Insider mascot. Is the latest to be J J. Thompson said, "He loves the proud of him. arrested In the now Infamous New Kids and their fans. Why child star crime spree. would he want to hurt them? He Ivan plowed his way to the top Ivan was arrested after alleged- wouldn't, he Just wouldn't! You of the Journalism field by writing ly backmasklng the words "Burn have to believe me." She's sleep- the stories no one else dared do: He Satan" on Lollipops forPre- ing soundly now thanks to a "Call Me Mayor i The Jim Tinker pubescenls. the upcoming New sedative from Dr. Dave. Story," "Pyromanla Relived: Def Kids On the Block album. Rumors Insider readers may remember Leppard and Founders Resi- that he was only aiding New Kid Ivan as the spry, young Intern dents," and "Shopaholics: It's a Donnle Wahlberg, a convicted ar- assistant to Oscar Madison on the Sexual Thing." sonist, have not been confirmed. television show. The Odd Couple. Wahlberg violently defended On the program, Ivan Idolized "I am not a crook," Ivan said, Ivan. "Yo, Jlvln' Ivan didn't do the slovenly sports writer and "I will be vindicated and when I nothing. I didn't do nothing. We starred on the final episode, an do I'll bust out an Insider story got the right stuff and you can't acting climax for the child actor. exposing my long-kept secret that take that away from us," he said. Ivan's character, "Ivan," helped Tipper Gore Is Jerry Falwell's Authorities were notified about Madison drive roommate Felix love slave." the Incident by Parents Music Re- Unger Insane on the episode by source Center founder Tipper putting out cigars on the floor, In- Jlvln' Ivan Is set to appear on Gore, who received an advance sisting upon eating five-day-old Geraldo with newfound friend copy of the record. "The New pizza and, finally, by mixing beer Danny Bonaduce, the notorious Kids were the one band my chil- In with his photo development swinger of Partridge Family dren were allowed to listen to. I chemicals. fame. am appalled that this could hap- Unfortunately, Ivan's scenes A petition demanding that the pen,"she said. were left on the cutting room charges against Ivan be dropped Ivan was released on $50,000 floor and his life was never the will be posted In the Union until ball which was posted by fel- same. His acting career was over the end of the semester. AND OUR GRAND PRIZE WINNER IS.... Doctor Dave gives away the loot all those who made this column want to thank the ever- week. Of those. 51 were perfect Mall Cinema 5, and Yogurt Oasis by Dave tasklnd and this semester so great. First, supportive and helpful Nurse entries. So, Nurse Schmidt care- WOW!!! The Incredible College of Musical Know- my loving family sprawled across Schmidt, who has meant more to fully dangled her soft fingers Into The second prize winner Is ledge this nation of ours whose en- me than anyone (except her) the overwhelming cauldron filled Brian Hood who wins the prizes couragement and suggestions would want to hear about In this with perfect entries and selected from Easystreet Cafe, The Video made this column what It Is. column. Suffice It to say that Carts Roc key as the GRAND Spectrum, and Woodland Mall Well, this Is It, class. It's the Next, my BGSU friends (especial- "You Make My Dreams" come PRIZE WINNER. CONGRATULA- Cinema 5. Way to go. Brian. end of the semester as we know ly Romy. Mike. Eric, and Miche- true. TIONS. Carts. You win all the In- Lastly. Cindy WUhelmsen. Erik It, and I feel fine. I hope that all of lle) who bralnstormed with me Nurse Schmidt was bombar- credible prizes mentioned last L. Smith and Steven M. Masuga. you have the most wonderful of and answered many questions ded, bedazzled, bewildered, week from all of the following BG Marshall Long. Annette Lund all summers and I hope to see you (even when they probably didn't startled, stunned, stuplfled, as- sponsors: Finders Records and win 2 free movie passes from back here at "Dr. Dave's Incredi- feel like It) that later went Into the tounded, astonished, dazed, daz- Tapes, Myles' Pizza Pub. Wal Woodland Mall Cinema 5. Terrif- ble College of Musical Know- quiz. Then, let me be sure to zled, floored and flabbergasted denbooks, Kroger's, Easystreet ic Job, everyone. ledge" In the fall. First, let me thank all my professors (Brownie (Thanks, Roget) at the INCREDI- Cafe, The Video Spectrum, I apoloulze for the headaches I publicly thank and acknowledge points never hurt). And finally, I BLE 126 entries we received this Young's Newsstand, Woodland ■See Dr.Ds.e. page 8.

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Local music guru Billy Hanway received a sizable check from De- troit Pistons coach Chuck Daly yesterday and he plans to Invest most of It In business ventures. Plans for a restaurant and a "Yeah, my boat finally came bookstore may materialize also. In," Hanway said. And Bowling "My mom would cook at the Green will never be the same. restaurant, and we'd sell my Daly's payment was the final cheesecakes there, too," Hanway check due Hanway for his In- said. "And the bookstore would spired play off the bench on the be kind of an underground thing. 89-90 championship team. A lot of hard-to-flnd books and Hanway's hyperactive playing old National Lampoon stuff." style often lifted the Pistons to Free copies of a certain Lewis new heights of athletic grandeur. Csroll novel will be handed out at A large bonus was included. the bookstore's opening and free "Hanway has pulled us out of mushrooms will be handed out several close games," Daly said. on Wednesdays. "Strange as It sounds, he has Hanway also has some person- MtdhMtttr owner Billy HtnwMy hits the big time thtnln to bmsketbmllc*ih. some mystic ability to guide the al plans for the remaining players." money. "I want another velvet Hanway will be using the Jacket." Hanway said. Maybe I'll money to expand the existing get one In every color, ya know?" Madhatter Music Company, 143 "When all this Is worked out, E. Wooster, changing Its name to I'm going to take a vacation," Madhatter Music World. The Hanway added. store will continue to sell the Hanway Is currently cc-wrltlng usual musical Inventory, but will his biography, with Iain Ellis, a be expanded In size and scope pop culture deconstructlonlst at and redecorated as well. the University, to be titled Billy In Hanway also plans to purchase Wonderland. He Is scheduled to a nearby music club and build a hit the talk show clrcut In tunnel to connect the store and December beginning with an ap- club. pearance on "Oprah." "I don't want It to be too com- "I'm truly Impressed by the Bi- mercial like Coconuts or National lly Hanway Experience." com- Record Mart, though," Hanway mented Ellis. said. "Conservative flash Is what Hanway aptly summed up his I'm trying for." current state of affairs: "It's cos- Hanway added that the club, micr THE VME POSSE: (I tor) Perry Finch. Urry Zengel. Mad Hike Wing Insider/Jul

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Superstar 91: Ivan conquers star. He's the host of a hit weekly talk show, 'Jlvln' with Ivan." aa well as the Innovative stream-of- consciousness zombie altcom. "Dead Life." In addition, Ivan An amphetamine-fueled crowd was nominated for an Oscar for of over 25.000 heard Jlvln Ivan his 1991 acting debut In Oliver get down last weekend at the Stone's rockumentary "The Ar- 17th annual Drug* Arc Nice chies : Years of Treachery, benefit concert held at the Wood Minutes of Sin" In which Willie County Fairgrounds. played the role of Jughead. .feMUKutailr* rrn l>'mj HfUnmC Jlvln' Ivan. America's first true And of course there's always OAfm:Mm*M|n4UUa«>, A. *»J?»»»«p multimedia phenomenon since his music. Such Top 40 hits as the heyday of David Cassldy, "Crack 4 Dessert'' and "Paytrtot" played the entirety of his latest dominated the airwaves In 1991. album. The Sweat or" Your Bul- The power of Paul Wcsterbcrg. locks Drips In My Eye, as well as The pathos of Morrtssey. The several cuts from his first two tongue of Chuck D. The political albums, Chako Khan's A Prophet correctness of Sting. That's Jlvln' nndMasterdebaler. Ivan. "When Ivan hit those high Although some cynics and notes on 'If a OK. We're Second naysayera claim that Jlvln' Ivan's Cousins,' my heart leapt In cos- total media saturation In 1991 mic Joy," University president will lead him to a career that will Paul Olscamp said. Olscamp flash-n-burn like a cultural comet. Joined Ivan onstage for a blister- The Jlvln' One himself believes ing vocal duet on "Dal! Lunch- otherwise. meat." "I've got goals, man," Ivan The concert only affirmed said. "This ain't no honky-tonk. what many of those In at- This la 1991. man. There's no tendance believed all along. such thing aa overkill. Shameless Namely, that Ivan la America's self-promotion Is In. And so am perfect 90s postmodern super- I." Greenbriar Inc. Summer & Fall Rentals Announcing the • Good Assortment of EXAM CRAM rentals still available • Stop In and check out in the our special dealt for Off-Campus Student Center Summer & Fall 1991 (Ground Level, Moseley Hall) 352-0717 224 E. Wooster Open 24 hours during Finals Week 6:00p.m. Sunday to 3:30p.m. Friday

All Studiers Welcome! Sponsored by the Commuter Off-Campus Organization and the Off-Campus Student Center Friday. May 3, 1991 Gotta Move: Ivan's travel guide the generation currently enrolled plastic explosives. A fluorescent respecting adult would avoid rol- by Tim Funk at this fine university. My two bicycle Is preferable, as to draw lerskates, unless they were those contributing writer most unsung trials In college attention to yourself and your po- new-fangled rollerblades. Refer were being a terminal liberal litical statement. Choose the to the Instructions on cycling; without the power to change the building In your community hold the bike firmly as you skate The Insider staff offers Its ut- system and also being a shiftless which you consider to be the hub Into your destiny. Skate Into a most gratitude to Ivan P. Friday cretin who hated to walk. of fascist control, for example donut shop If one lies In your for taking leave from hit busy life With this guide, the Anarchists city hall, a convenient mart, or an proximity; the police state will as Neal Bush's financial consul- Guide to Cycling and Other Hu- overpriced textbook store. Ride suffer for at least three months. tant, Michael Stipe's plastic sur- man-Powered Modes of Travel, I your bicycle Into the front door Third. SKATEBOARDING i geon, and a Maytag repairman to Intend to Instruct you In the zen as fast as you can. avoiding Well, maybe not. bring you politically restless col- anarchism of human-powered bumps If possible. If choosing to Fourth, MOPEDS i Hopeds are lege students this guide to more transport which I discovered In publicize the event beforehand, only partially human powered. diversified methods of travel. the youth of my otherwise boring spread It by gossip; any media Besides, mopeds are too damn to Inform our readers that Ivan The Insider staff does not con- and short-lived previous life. publicity may draw the au- slow and people might think mysteriously dlsappered upon sider Itself a pansy lot of dis- NOTE: Choose carefully, thorities and thwart your right to you're addicted to Star Trek and hearing of a velcro fastners sale claimers, but we encourage you readers; you can only use one of change the course of human exis- wear cheap polyester blend at Big Lots before finishing this not to blame us for extreme In- these travel Ideas, probably only tence. Beware of such activity In polos. column. Besides, anyone silly jury, death, etc... once. Chicago, L.A., and college towns; Fifth, HANG-GLIDING: That enough to follow these Instruc- Ivan (not quite the terrible): As First, CYCLING: When assem- the police travel In numbers bike might be a tad difficult to tions Is probably working a ulrd I was once a college student In a bling your new bicycle, carefully Second. ROLLERSK ATING i hold at high elevations. Job to pay off their East Merry previous life, I empathize with fill the Interior of the pipes with Avoid this If possible. Any self- NOTE: The Insider staff regrets fines anyway. Student Code gets shock therapy, massive changes to hit University The Nation's llesi College Newipaper changing the breakdown of May 4. 1HI by Mortt* Mknor grades to an 80/60/40/20 scale. Monday contributing writer In addition. 1 credit hour will V0I71IHU.I1J be given for either 70 hours of The BG News k.fai| (in-. documented TV viewing or 20 University students may be hours of documented attendance pleasantly surprised to hear at parties. New scholarships In- about recent changes In the Stu- clude monies given to students dent Code. earning perfect 2.0 GPAs. Finals week has been rejected. Smoking bans and vehlcle-ln- "The absurdity of final exams Gmm0&- dorm bans have been lifted, and has become an apparent remin- computer labs will soon be add- der of the stagnation of this Uni-

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