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▼ HIS NEW HOUSE God’s coming to campus! University to build Creationist Science Center on the Hill
BY OWEN MORRIS Multicultural Resource Center First Divinity Church of God said confirm it, but they always use big [email protected] currently is located. The MRC is in a phone interview. “Intelligent confusing words like primordial TONGUE IN BEAK WRITER already scheduled to move into design will finally be taught and and environmental adaptation. the expansion of the Kansas scrutinized with the same scien- The Bible explains it in two sim- The University of Kansas Union between the Union and tific tools that evolution has been. ple words, ‘Adam and Eve.’ I’ve Alumni Association announced the Union’s parking garage in Maybe this can finally allow sci- never seen evolution, but I have yesterday that an anonymous August 2006. entists to come to a conclusion seen the Bible.” donor gave the University $10 If plans go smoothly, crews based on science and not on their “We will be the laughing stock million to fund a building and could demolish the old MRC own biases against Christianity.” of every other science department start a new science department building and start construction The design shows the building in the country,” Alan Gentry, devoted to the research and study on the new building as soon as would have a 20-foot-tall statue assistant professor of biology, of the theory of intelligent design. summer 2006. An early design of praying hands at the base of said. “I’m praying that this does The building/department still shows a three-story building with the entrance, which the donor not go through, though not in the Artist rendering by Ginny Weatherman/KANSAN have to be approved by the Board classrooms on the first level, a requested, saying it represented same way that these people pray. Separation of church and state will only occur as a result of steel of Regents and Chancellor church on the second level and “all scientists who pray that man There’s so much real research and sheet rock at the University’s new Creationist Science Center. The Robert Hemenway. If given the research labs and offices on the will one day find the real truth that’s in desperate need of financ- church will house God on the second floor, classrooms on the first green light this would create the third level. about its past.” ing.” floor and research labs and offices on the third floor. first science department of its “This is a glorious day which “I think it is a good idea,” “That’s just the small minded kind at any accredited university proves science and religion do Robert Biggums, Hutchinson simpleton reasoning we’ve come The chancellor’s office had no hands on his desk. in the United States. According not have to be opposites, but can sophomore, said. “I always hear to expect from those scientists,” comment when contacted yester- April Fool’s! to the current plans, the building study and learn from one anoth- all this talk about all this proof Reverend Brown said in response day, though it is known that the would stand where the er,” Reverend Paul Brown of the about evolution and how studies to Gentry’s comment. chancellor keeps a pair of praying — Edited by Jennifer Voldness
▼ SPRING BREAK LIES ▼ KU GETS EXTREME MAKEOVER Break: ‘not awesome’ Hot, new image BY CHRIS CRAWFORD for University [email protected] TONGUE IN BEAK WRITER BY SAM HOPKINS [email protected] Following last week’s spring TONGUE IN BEAK WRITER break, Heidi Mellencall, Blue Valley junior, told friends and The University of Kansas has roommates that she “raged” in again hired outside consultants Cancun, Mexico, for the past to help shape the school’s week. She admitted yesterday image. This time though, our that she in fact spent her break beloved Jayhawk mascot may at home at her parents’ house. end up revealing a bare midriff “I couldn’t believe it,” Staci and a lower back tattoo. Bettendorf, Chicago junior and HotProdukt, Inc., has come Mellencall’s friend, said. “She’s on board the University’s pub- so tan and she talked about lic relations ship with plenty of being in a wet T-shirt contest. accomplishments under its She said she hooked up with belt, including MTV’s “Real Fat Joe.” World vs. Road Rules Mellencall came clean, saying Challenge” series and musician that she went to a tanning salon John Tesh’s 2002 “Boo-Ya!” “So we should just believe every other day to give herself a World Tour. some scientists because they bronze, spring-break glow. “I wouldn’t say we create did a few experiments? Give “I actually did hook up with new personalities for clients, me a break. If I’m made of the Fat Joe, but he works at the but we sure overhaul the old same stuff as charcoal, then I’d Subway around the corner from ones,” HotProdukt co-founder like to see someone try to my parents,” Mellencall said. and chief operating officer throw me in a grill and cook She admitted that most of her Lesley Franks said by phone hot dogs with me at the family Cancun stories came from half- from the firm’s New York head- barbecue,” Craysdale wrote. hour segments which aired on quarters. “Kansas students can “I’ll give you a good punch in MTV’s “Spring Break” series. rest assured that we will add to the gut before that happens, “She told us she was a con- the school’s existing image, not buddy!” testant on 50 Cent’s ‘Spring take away from it.” Craysdale’s confrontational Break Candy Shop,’ whatever Some disagree, including KU tone and pseudo-scientific that means,” Mellencall’s moth- Bookstore employee Rachel analysis have not made him er Judy said. “She doesn’t even Lyons, Salina sophomore, who any friends in academic circles, like sweets.” said, “They’ll probably want us but University administration Mellencall told friends that to print Applebee’s logos on officials remain open to she met Beyoncé and that she exam blue books or something. HotProdukt’s plans, despite seemed really smart. She also I don’t trust them.” their apprehension. said Rob Schneider was better Consensus or not, plans are “We have faith in the overar- looking in person. under way for the University’s ching goal of increased expo- “We should have figured it first HotProdukt-coordinated sure for the University of out then,” friend Heather lecture series to be called “J- Kansas,” Tammy Weidrich, vice Stevens said. Hizzle.” provost for media relations, Mellencall tried to emulate the “We wanted to give you guys said. “I think students have to Cancun spring break she had Flavor Flav and Mini-Me or take the good with the bad and hoped for by not bathing regular- someone who would really get look toward the future. I’m ly, drinking excessively and act- a rise to start things off. But from Milwaukee, and everyone ing slutty, which she said includ- then the administration asked thought the Jeffrey Dahmer ed entering a wet T-shirt contest us to suggest someone a little case would bring shame to our in downtown Kansas City, Mo. more academic,” Franks said. city. But then, 10 years later, we “I really was gross,” “So, the inaugural lecture will got a new baseball stadium.” Mellencall said. “I woke up be given by author Randolph Following the above exam- most mornings sweating booze. Craysdale, whose 1999 book, ple, even questionable media I let a guy named Fat Joe do ‘Go Ahead and Hit Me!,’ was a attention may allow the tequila shots out of my belly best seller. He’s smart, but he’s University to reap long-term button because he gave me got an edge for sure. The things benefits. Students and faculty extra Subway stamps, and I was he says about carbon not really will soon be able to voice their in a wet T-shirt contest with five being the basis of life on Earth approval or dismay at the ladies my mom’s age who had Photo illustration by Ginny Weatherman/KANSAN really get a rise out of people.” school’s short-term plans and more scars than teeth.” Junior Heidi Mellencall celebrates her 13th beer at the wet bar in her parent’s basement. Mellencall Craysdale’s opens his 2002 Craysdale himself. drank alone in the split-level’s dark first floor most nights during spring break. Mellencall claims she’s pamphlet “Carbon, — Edited by Ross Fitch rated PG for “Party Girl.” Schmarbon!” with: — Edited by Laura Francoviglia Note: The stories on this page offer only inaccurate information from fake sources. Welcome to the world of make-believe.
Today’s weather Badminton team loses Textbook business laughs at your poverty Kansan.com One shot short. The bad- The “Textbook Editor” explains how overpriced Check minton team is stunned books help line his pockets. Without your support out all 89 9 in huge upset. Can our he couldn’t buy diamond-lined underwear. PAGE 2A kansan Tongue Lots of cookies! campus of badminton- .com in Beak — Cookie Monster, Kansan weather loving fans cope? What’s exclusive stories tomorrow Sunday Wal-Mart family buys fieldhouse for daughter next after the star seniors and the 51 50 2 12 The Laurie family has once again put a price on a leave? Sounds like the real ones at kansan.com. Not as many cookies Cookie crumbs? priceless monument. Paige Laurie says Allen weight room for our Fieldhouse will now be “the sweetest, most awe- It’s like the paper, but on All contents, unless stated otherwise, young players. PAGE 14A a computer! © 2005 The University Daily Kansan somist fieldhouse ever.” PAGE 14A OpinionOpinion
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▼ BOOK PIMP Actually I do laugh all the way to the bank Hi there. You don't know me Well, I’m going to let you in on a Besides, why are you upset? It’s in order to scrape together money down I just think about some out- personally, though you might little secret: I really don’t know or just daddy’s dinero anyways. Oh? to buy one book. Oh, that’s a deep rageous deed we’ve done. Like have driven by one of my summer care what’s on those pages. What’s that? You have to work belly laugh. That one always gets the philosophy book we put out mansions before and asked, Sometimes we spellcheck them, two jobs just to pay for school? me. last semester that was 80 percent “What kind of person can afford but usually not. Half that stuff is You really can’t afford it? Well I’m sorry, what were we talking pictures we took off the Internet. that kind of place?” made up anyways. Let’s stop talk- that's too bad. I have to go to about again? Oh, about me laugh- The price? $220. That’s right, 220 Well, I’ll tell you what kind of ing about textbooks. I don’t spend work, too. Though at my work, I ing to the bank. Actually that’s not big ones. That’s more than 90 per-
person: Me. And you know how I much time on them. TEXTBOOK EDITOR sit at a gold table with the text entirely true. I never actually go cent of what philosophy majors made all that money? By charging In fact, I would say I spend 10 [email protected] execs, shouting out random prices into the bank. will make a year after they gradu- students like you hundreds of dol- percent of my time working on and deciding if you would pay I just wait outside in my stretch ate. lars for textbooks. textbooks and the other 90 per- me? them. The answer of course is yes, limo while my two man-child Oh, the laughs. Oh sure, there’s something cent swimming in my big vault of Bam, I just raised the prices 20 but still it always gets a big laugh assistants wheel the money in on written on those pages, probably money. Let me tell you — it’s the bucks. You know I could raise when someone shouts out a num- wheelbarrows. The laughing part ◆ Editor is a Lawrence something that your professor life! What? Do I hear you com- prices, and you would still pay ber like $7,332. I imagine you though is correct — sometimes for resident with oodles and told you is important to learn. plaining? Are you questioning them. going without food for a semester hours. Whenever I’m feeling oodles of cash.
▼ HICK EYE FOR THE QUEER GUY ▼ YOU HOLD THE POPCORN, I’LL HOLD THE TALKING Gays get opportunity ‘Movie guy’ dispels movie myths Dear Movie Guy, to fire Yoda twice on that Man, “Easy Rider” is so picture. He used The Force for ‘Straight Camp’ trippy. What were Dennis to make the crew forget Hopper and Peter Fonda about scenes he didn’t want Legislators in Kansas decid- Proponents agree that beer-guz- smoking? to shoot. “Yoda, though a ed to kick queers while they’re zling is a valuable part of both — Buzzed in Bonner Springs STEPHEN SHUPE formidable Jedi master, is down this week. Conservatives hunting and fishing. Baseball, the [email protected] not a professional actor. He and religious leaders proposed next test, is considered one of Dear Buzzed, Tony the Horse, the notori- keeps humping my leg an addition to the gay marriage most important. Shortly after the film’s ous hit man. Tony worked between takes,” Luke ban, on which the public will “It’s called America’s pasttime release Hopper said, “We for the Tataglia brothers, Skywalker said at the time. USTIN ASTER for a reason,” Journey said, “We’ll vote Tuesday. A C smoked hashish, right out of who sent him to kill Luca Yoda replied, “Insolent, my “Because our conservative [email protected] juice them up with ’roids if we have the peace pipe. Chief Brasi on the night of Connie young Padawan is.” Not religious stronghold will be at the to, as long as they can hit a freaking Hummingbird flew down on Corleone’s wedding. The surprisingly, Lucas chose to polls anyway, we may as well try Prada, Gucci and Louis Vuitton baseball when they leave.” four-legged assassin, who to wipe out the gay population would be stripped from all gay While the topic of baseball was the back of a griffin and create a digital Yoda for the altogether,” said Sen. Phil men’s closets, Journey said. on the floor, several sports fans smoked us all out. I remem- had been seen drinking new “Star Wars” films. Journey, (R-Haysville). Each male camper would wear brought up the importance of ber Jack Nicholson and heavily at the Corleone Wednesday, Journey, along a uniform composed of an butt-scratching and adjusting Gen. George Armstrong estate that afternoon, fell with other conservatives and adjustable baseball cap, a oneself, so the Legislature consid- Custer playing darts in the down a flight of stairs while Dear Movie Guy, religious leaders, said that a ban NASCAR tank top, dark blue ered adding a clause to include back of a bar in San on his way up to Luca’s My wife thinks Frodo and on gay marriage was not enough. sweat pants and hiking boots. those behaviors. Antonio. The rest is hazy.” apartment. Luca shot the Sam have a homosexual He proposed a six-step plan to Flannel button-downs would be Liberals led by Rep. Paul Davis horse, hacked off his head relationship in “The Lord of (D-Lawrence) called the plan eliminate homosexuals called the distributed during cold weather. and mailed it to Hollywood. the Rings.” I think this is one Gays Go to Straight Camp Act. A ludicrous. “We have to get them used to Dear Movie Guy, of the greatest platonic male Citadel-trained task force would dressing normal,” said the Rev. “We’re setting America back Growing up, my favorite friendships in movie history. round up all gays and lesbians in Jerry Johnston, pastor of First another 50 years,” Davis said. Dear Movie Guy, Kansas and take them to a camp Family Church in Overland Park. “Doesn’t the Bible say that God movie was “The Who’s right? where they could be “corrected,” The Reverend proposed setting loves all people?” Godfather.” I especially When I watch “The — Platonic in Prairie Village Journey said. For now the plan aside a wildlife reserve for the Conservatives said because liked the part where the Empire Strikes Back,” I’m focuses on gay men. hunting segment. Even if bucks they had the majority, they did Hollywood producer wakes always impressed by the Dear Platonic, “My plan would not only elim- are not in season, their deaths will not expect to have difficulty pass- up with the stallion’s head in puppet work in the scenes Your wife’s right — Frodo inate the gay population, but also serve the greater cause, he said. ing the amendment. his bed. Was that a real stal- with Yoda. Was that a chal- and Sam are all about hob- help the economy by creating “God wanted man to be master “Liberals threatened to move lion’s head in that scene or lenge for the filmmakers? bit love. thousands of jobs,” Journey said. over animals didn’t he?” Johnston to Canada when Bush was re- was it a fake one? — Impressed in Iola elected,” Journey said. “In time For homosexuals to be said. “I think our Savior would — Remembering in Russell released back into society, they agree that this is a worthy cause.” they will conform.” ◆ will have to pass six rigorous tests The reserve would also be used Shupe is an Augusta gradu- Dear Remembering, Dear Impressed, including fashion, hunting, fish- for fishing. The homosexuals will ◆ ate student and really does Caster is a Shawnee senior George Lucas threatened know it all. ing, beer-guzzling, baseball and have to catch and clean a bass no and currently reports on the The head belonged to scratching/crotch adjustments. shorter than 28 inches. Bible Belt. ‘Kansan’ Election Guide With Student Senate elections just days away, here’s how the three coalitions stand on the issues KUnited Delta Force Student Voice Most important Bring The Wheel to The Underground. platform issue Move out of Justin Mill’s shadow. Have someone take us seriously.
Provide a free pair of Uggs and/or flip flops to every Provide a free pair of Chucks to every student. Provide nothing to students — we already pay Other platform issue student. enough in tuition.
Bring back “Yellow Bike” program, because that was Hire Chuck Norris as Chancellor. Get dates. Secret wish platform such a rousing success.
Working to sell off even more student seating at Allen Working with other national activist groups to sponsor Working to attain “master wizard” status in Ongoing legislative work Fieldhouse to raise money for Jaywalk. “Hands Across America 2005.” Dungeons & Dragons.
Foam parties. Not-so-free lovin’ with Delta Force candidate of your Talk smack about other coalitions on Fundraising methods choice. thefacebook.com and xanga.com — hope that added exposure brings in more funds.
Goals for next year Get somebody, anybody, to use Jaywalk system. Cancel class on April 20. See if any platform issues are feasible.
Vote for us. We’re going to win anyway. Vote for us for REAL change, you know, like changing A third party — as vital to campus politics as it is to Campaign Slogan up KU Info and condom dispensers. national politics.
Sign Sign Sign Red and blue striped flag. Blue fist on yellow background. Non existent. Campaign Uniform Uniform Uniform Uniform Jean skirt, bid day shirt. Hemp necklace, dashiki, dandruff. Patchouli oil sold Ellsworth 7 shirt, shirt we bought from Chipotle, high separately. school letter jacket.
Campaign Spokesperson P. Diddy Che Guevara “Chippy” the Chipotle Burrito Mascot
Promotional efforts Cover every damn inch of campus with chalk. Throw a house party for all the freshmen. Throw accusations at the incumbent party.
Product Tie-Ins KUnited tanning passes Delta Force Merc membership Student Voice “Magic: The Gathering” card set
Election Day Message No, we swear “Yellow Bike” was a success until We are the world, We are the children, Just because Vision and Lord Wads were complete everybody started stealing the bikes. We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let’s failures doesn’t mean we will be, too. start giving ...
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▼ LAW SCHOOL ▼ PHI KAPPA THETA IFC denies LEGAL LETDOWN first appeal Law school drops in law rankings Council upholds recruitment and alcohol policy national rankings Here are the KU School of Law’s rankings from the US News and World Report’s America’s violations. BY NEIL MULKA Best Graduate Schools decision to expel “We felt that a more lenient [email protected] punishment would not have the KANSAN STAFF WRITER Edition year Grads employed Grads employed Student faculty Rank campus chapter intended effect to curb the at graduation after 9 months ratio The University of Kansas BY ERIC SORRENTINO behavior for this chapter,” Scott School of Law dropped 37 spots Shorten, IFC president, said. 2004 60.7 percent 93.1 percent 13.9:1 63 [email protected] in the upcoming US News and KANSAN STAFF WRITER The chapter has 30 days to World Report’s America’s Best 2005 43 percent 83.3 percent 15.6:1 100 appeal for a second and final Graduate Schools. The Interfraternity Council time. The school appeared as No. Source: US News and World Report unanimously voted to uphold The general assembly of the 63 last year and slid to No. 100. the decision to expel Phi Kappa IFC, which consists of a repre- Decreases in employment since and have resumed teach- responded to the survey, which employment rate as of February Theta fraternity from the sentative and the president of rates and an increase in student ing. skews numbers, McAllister said. 2005 was 90 percent, McAllister University of Kansas yesterday. each chapter, would conduct versus teacher ratio are the rea- Ranking numbers suggest the The question is whether the said. Phi Kappa Theta, 1111 W. the final hearing. sons behind the drop, according school has about 16 students law school needs to do some- That data will be in the April 11th St., appealed to the execu- Shorten said the IFC would to the report. per faculty member. thing else, he said. 2006 but not April 2005, edition tive board of the IFC Tuesday, be open to a second appeal. Those numbers can be mis- McAllister estimated that “We could coerce them if they because US News and Word on grounds that its punishment Matt Moreno, Phi Kappa leading and students have noth- there were 520 law students for choose not to respond,” he said. Report only collects data in the was too severe. Theta president and Wichita ing to worry about, said Stephen 36 faculty members, which “Maybe they can’t pick up their fall. The IFC expelled the chapter sophomore, would not say McAllister, law school dean. equals about 14 students per diploma if they don’t respond.” McAllister speculated that after it had an unregistered whether the fraternity would Faculty who are away on sab- faculty member. Data is also dated, McAllister the bad economy was another party at its house on Feb. 19, attempt a second appeal. batical were left out of the ratio, One of the two employment said. reason for the drop-off in jobs. where police confiscated 16 A decision will be made after McAllister said. At least three categories cited that 43 percent The data reflects employment The law school doesn’t do kegs of beer, $517 in cash and his visit to the national chapter professors were away when the of KU law school students were rates of the 2003 class in enough to get those numbers, signs that advertised the party. this weekend in Indianapolis. magazine gathered its informa- employed at graduation in 2003. February 2004, McAllister said. The IFC filed 24 charges tion. Two of those have returned But only a portion of alumni For the class of 2004, the SEE LEGAL ON PAGE 6A against the fraternity for SEE APPEAL ON PAGE 4A
▼ PROFILE Golden tournament Photographer, KU graduate to cover 50th Final Four
BY NATE KARLIN [email protected] KANSAN STAFF WRITER
Contributed photo Illustration by Brock Potucek/KANSAN
in or lose, Rich Clarkson which he has covered several times. man season. He took several pictures enjoys every Final Four, and “I just love college basketball,” he of the star dunking and jumping, but Whe hasn’t missed the NCAA said. “I think it’s one of the best games. just love college Clarkson said he couldn’t depict just I think the Final Four during the years “I how tall Chamberlain stood. men’s basketball tournament in 47 years. that I’ve been doing it has developed basketball. I think it’s one Clarkson realized a seated shot of As thousands of fans witness the into a premier sports event.” Wilt would maximize the effect of the winning shot of the championship Clarkson continuing his career at his of the best games. I think star’s high waist and long legs to accu- game, Clarkson captures the coaches’ age has impressed Snead, but Clarkson the Final Four during the rately depict his towering seven-foot and teams’ reactions to the final buzzer said he has cut back on the number of frame. on film. sporting events he covers. Clarkson years that I’ve been doing “I thought, gee, if I could just get him But then again, that’s all just part of photographed about 20 sporting events to sit down in one of these folding a day’s work. this past year, but he used to cover it has developed into a chairs and tie his shoes, that might For more than 50 years, the 1956 about 100 events per year, he said. make him look taller,’” Clarkson said. graduate has worked his way to the top Now he personally covers track and premier sports event.” And it did. of the photography business. field events and the Final Four because Rich Clarkson Clarkson sent several 8-by-10 copies When Clarkson captures the memo- he enjoys those events the most. Photographer of the pictures to Sports Illustrated in rable moments at this weekend’s Final Along the way to national promi- New York. Four in St. Louis, his 50th tournament nence, Clarkson has worked for sever- The photo editor at the time, Jerry al newspapers and magazines, includ- Ashter, received Clarkson’s photos on shoot, the 72-year-old Lawrence native Contributed photo Clarkson had snapped shots of KU ing the Lawrence Journal-World and the Monday before he planned to send won’t be surprised if photographers are Rich Clarkson, 1956 graduate, took this football and basketball games as a free- The Topeka Capital-Journal, a photographer to Lawrence for a piece capturing his own movements through photo of Wilt Chamberlain, then a lance photographer. National Geographic and Sports on Chamberlain. The magazine used their telephoto lenses. freshman at the University of Kansas, in His ability did not go unnoticed. He Illustrated. Clarkson’s photo and never sent a pho- If another journalist or photogra- 1956. Clarkson realized a shot of received a personal invitation to the Clarkson resides in Denver where he tographer to Lawrence. pher exists who has worked 50 Final Chamberlain seated would accurately 1952 Final Four in Seattle, his first, owns a photography company that “I thought that was the epitome of Fours, nobody knows about it, depict the basketball star’s high waist and from basketball coach Forrest “Phog” covers all 88 NCAA championships, success at that time,” Clarkson said. Clarkson said. long legs that composed his towering Allen. and the pro teams the Denver Broncos Three months later, an editor at the “He’s one of a kind guy,” said Bill seven-foot body. This photo received a Clarkson enjoyed covering KU and the Colorado Rockies. magazine gave him his first assignment. Snead, Lawrence Journal-World sen- spot in Sports Illustrated. sports, but it would not lead him to his ior editor. “I don’t know anyone else dream job at Sports Illustrated, a new What was supposed to be a single A giant of an opportunity photo from a Kansas vs. iowa State like him.” photography, Snead said. magazine at the time. Clarkson’s passion for photography basketball game became a six-page As a photographer for the Lawrence Because of the experiences of his last That changed when basketball began as an activity for the yearbook at spread after another story fell through. Journal-World and The Topeka 50 years, Clarkson said he would never standout Wilt Chamberlain arrived on Liberty Memorial High School — now Three years later, the magazine Capital Journal, Clarkson mentored get tired of basketball. The easy “walk- campus, shortly after Clarkson gradu- Lawrence High — before it trans- selected Clarkson to cover all basket- Snead for nine years. Clarkson has up” atmosphere has made the Final ated from the University in 1956. formed into one of the most prominent ball games for Sports Illustrated. established himself as a taskmaster of Four more enjoyable than the As a freelance photographer, photography careers in the country. perfection, but he takes pride in teach- Superbowl and the World Series, Clarkson took Chamberlain’s picture at ing young photojournalists the art of By his senior year of high school, the beginning of Chamberlain’s fresh- SEE TOURNAMENT ON PAGE 6A
Today’s weather Science project Man of the year Online poll A University of Kansas Lew Perkins received the NIT Man of the year How often have you professor found that phy- award last night at the halftime show for the NIT attended a SUA event? 6228 toplankton, microscopic championship game. PAGE 12A Go Partly cloudy plants that live in water, kansan online to — Justin Gesling, KUJH-TV tend to be more diverse .com vote in Tomorrow Sunday Senior Day in larger habitats. Val the 66 42 74 48 The seniors on the women’s rowing team will be exclusive More like spring Heat wave! Smith combined research honored tomorrow for Senior Day. The team faces KULTURE from other studies in his Tulsa and Drake at 2 p.m. on the Kansas River. This poll. Resuts will be pub- All contents, unless stated otherwise, © 2005 The University Daily Kansan findings. PAGE 5A is the only home regatta for the Jayhawks. PAGE 9A lished next week. 4a the university daily kansan news friday, april 1, 2005
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Law school drops 37 spots in national report In the upcoming edition of the US News and World Report, the University of Kansas School of Law has dropped from last year’s No. 63 spot to No. 100. Stephen McAllister, the school’s dean, said several factors affected the ranking, including faculty away on sabbatical and data that was dated. PAGE 3A
Interfraternity Council denies Phi Kappa Theta’s appeal The IFC decided to uphold its decision to expel Phi Kappa Theta from the University of Oedipus and Jocasta, played by Kansas. The chapter will have one more opportunity to appeal. Members of Phi Kappa Aron Carlson, KU graduate, and Theta said they wanted to remain close. PAGE 3A Jan Chapma, KU graduate, express their feelings for each Tournament veteran other during a dress rehearsal Photographer Rick Clarkson will cover his Wednesday evening. Paul Lim 50th Final Four this weekend in St. Louis. A adapted and directed “Jocasta” 1956 KU graduate, Clarkson began his by Michael Fabien for an English career photographing Wilt Chamberlain, and Alternative Theatre and Lawrence he now owns his own photography business Arts Center production, which in Denver. PAGE 3A opened last night. It can be seen in the Lawrence Arts Center, 940 Retelling of play remains sexy, adds characters New Hampshire St., tonight and Paul Lim’s version of the play ‘Jocasta’ does not contain nudity, contrary to rumors tomorrow at 8 p.m. and Sunday spreading throughout the department of English. The English Alternative Theater is at 2:30 p.m. Rylan Howe/KANSAN putting on the play, which includes five characters, as opposed to the original one- man show. PAGE 4A Rumors are wrong; Professor supports biological theory A University of Kansas professor has combined other people’s research with his own to support an ecological rule. Val Smith found that phyto- ‘Jocasta’ clothes stay on plankton, microscopic plants that live in water, BY NEIL MULKA Boatright said. tend to be more diverse in larger habitats, an The theatre is producing Fabien’s ver- Performance info idea that generally applies to most plant and [email protected] KANSAN STAFF WRITER sion of the myth so students who are animal species. PAGE 5A ✦ WHAT: “Jocasta” by Michele studying the tale can see it come to life, Fabien The rumors floating around the Lim said. It will also inspire classroom ▼ insideOpinion department of English aren’t true. No discussion and give a new perspective of ✦ WHEN: 8 tonight and tomor- one is naked in the English Alternative the play, he said. row, 2:30 p.m. Sunday Theatre’s production of Michele “So often, modern audiences shy Column: Rowdy protesters just as bad as Coulter Fabien’s full-length play “Jocasta.” away from Greek theatre,” said Dianne ✦ WHERE: Lawrence Arts Matt Sevcik says that the shouting protesters at Ann Coulter’s speech Tuesday night Some people in the department Reyner, Lawton, Okla., graduate stu- Center, 940 New Hampshire were as ineffective as Coulter at making their point. The “pundits” did more to turn oth- might be sensitive about partial nudity, dent, who plays Jocasta in the play. “I St. think it will enhance people’s under- ers off to politics than anything else. PAGE 7A but the showing of skin is comparable to a beach movie, said Zacory standing from it.” ✦ COST: $6 for students, $8 for Boatright, Topeka senior and stage Fabien’s play was written in 1981 and senior citizens and $10 gener- Column: Ten Commandments moral code for all Americans manager. was intended to be a one-man show, but al admission Ray Wittlinger says that the Ten Commandments should not be an issue of separation However, “Jocasta,” a retelling of Lim adapted it to include a five-person of church and state. It should unite Americans under a moral code to treat all people classical Greek playwright Sophocles’ cast featuring a younger and older with respect. PAGE 7A Source: English Alternative Theatre “Oedipus Rex” from the viewpoint of Jocasta and Oedipus and a narrator. the queen and mother, has intimate When Lim read the script, he said he ▼ insidesports scenes with the actors wearing revealing heard five voices in his head from the Fabien’s play is rooted with modern- costumes. “Oedipus,” the Greek myth lines. feminist themes and female desire, Lim where Oedipus kills his father and then Making it into a five-person play said. Baseball team prepares for Texas A&M crowd marries Jocasta, his mother, is taught in shows the conflict between the charac- “It’s about how men look at women freshman English classes. ters better than the one-person version, and how women should be allowed to The Jayhawks usually play in front of crowds of about 1,000. The nudity rumor might have origi- Boatright said. look at men,” Lim said. “It’s more This weekend, they will take on the Aggies, who regularly nated from an e-mail sent to teachers One example is that the play shows acceptable in society for an older man draw more than 5,000 spectators. Coach Ritch Price says explaining that this version contained what actually happens to Jocasta, to date a younger woman, but it’s College Station is his favorite place to play. PAGE 12A more mature material than what’s whereas she was off-stage in Sophocles’ frowned upon for an older woman to taught in class, said Paul Lim, director script. date a younger man.” Column: It’s time for fans to forgive Roy of the play and English professor. “In Sophocles’ play, Jocasta is seen Joe Bant says two years is enough time for fans to get over Roy Williams’ departure. “It’s hot, it’s sexy and very now,” briefly and kills herself,” Lim said. — Edited by Ross Fitch For all the good times he gave us, fans need to move on and realize Williams deserves a National Championship. PAGE 12A would take a two-thirds vote of the said. “Everybody is trying to make Appeal IFC to kick him off the commission. amends and make things back to KU senior swimmer could qualify for Olympic trials CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3A KU swimmer Amy Gruber has had a great career at the University of Kansas. This Shorten said Pillshaw’s position where it was.” Tuesday, she will be competing in yet another meet, but this time for another prize: a remained safe at this point unless he He said the fraternity would try to spot on the Olympic National Team. Her coach, Clark Campbell, said he was confident The continuation of the fraternity’s had some sort of involvement with the remain involved with its philanthropy, national charter will be discussed. The unregistered party. Shorten could not, the Children’s Miracle Network. she would perform well. He is also sad to see one of his best swimmers depart. PAGE 12A national board of trustees will decide if however, confirm a decision on The fraternity traditionally hosts a the charter will be repealed. Pillshaw’s position next week. capture the flag event for the organiza- Athletics director receives top award Mike Pillshaw, risk management Members of Phi Kappa Theta will tion in April. Moreno said he would Athletics director Lew Perkins was awarded the NIT’s Man of the Year award last night chairman for the IFC executive board not have their house next year and are like to see the event happen this year at the National Invitation Tournament championship game. Perkins was given the and Phi Kappa Theta member, was not not allowed to pledge another fraterni- despite the fraternity’s struggles. award for his commitment to college basketball. PAGE 12A involved in the decision because his ty. Pillshaw said that many people Responsibility of the infraction membership in Phi Kappa Theta. from the 35-member fraternity would shouldn’t be placed solely on Phi Women’s rowing only home regatta honors seniors Pillshaw said he was disappointed in move to Highpointe, 2001 W. Sixth St., Kappa Theta, Schuyler said. The IFC A ceremony and a barbeque to recognize the seniors will follow the regatta tomorrow the decision. apartments next year. should enforce policies equally as “I was just shocked because we were “It was a house decision,” Pillshaw strict with all chapters, he said. against Tulsa and Drake. The races start at 2 p.m. on the Kansas River. PAGE 9A the first house to ever get expelled from said. “We’d all like to stay closely knit.” He said, however, that all members the University,” Pillshaw said. Jeremy Schuyler, Lawrence fresh- of Phi Kappa Theta had an equal roll Kansas goes for third consecutive victory Pillshaw said his position with the man, said it was this type of brother- in the violations. The Kansas women’s tennis team is on a road-game winning streak. It will need that IFC was in jeopardy after a Tuesday hood that convinced him to join the “We can’t really cast blame on any- momentum and confidence to win against Baylor tomorrow in Waco. Baylor is ranked meeting in which his position on the house. And while he doesn’t agree one. We’re all responsible,” he said. 12th nationally, but Kansas is undefeated on the road in Big 12 play. The team will council was questioned. with the IFC’s decision, he is glad fra- “It’s just as much Matt’s problem as it take on Texas Tech in Lubbock on Sunday. PAGE 9A He said the IFC could vote on his ternity members will remain close. is my problem.” risk management position during the “It’s kind of a downer that all this Tell us your news ▼ MEDIA PARTNERS next meeting on April 12. He said it stuff has happened all at once,” he — Edited by Austin Caster Contact Andrew Vaupel, Donovan Atkinson, Misty For more TODAY Huber, Amanda Kim Stairrett news, turn Church of Rock N Roll to KUJH-TV or Marissa Stephenson at midnight to 2 a.m. Jazz ET CETERA 864-4810 or on in the Morning 6 a.m. The University Daily Kansan is the student newspaper of the University of Kansas. 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✦ A 22-year-old KU student reported stolen an Professor researches diversity unknown amount of Hydrocodone to Lawrence police between 10:30 p.m. March 23 and 11:30 a.m. March 24 from the 1700 block BY TY BEAVER not uncommon. Studies in the med- of West 19th Street. The medicine is valued at ical field can involve researchers [email protected] $12. KANSAN STAFF WRITER analyzing primary research and ask- ing bigger questions. ✦ A 46-year-old KU Memorial Unions employ- AUniversity of Kansas researcher Using phytoplankton as the ee reported graffiti spray painted on a side- is gaining national attention after he model provided a universal applica- walk to the KU Public Safety Office between conducted a study based on other tion, Foster, an assistant ecology 5 p.m. March 29 and 7 a.m. March 30 people’s work. and evolutionary biology professor between the 1300 and 1400 blocks of Val Smith, professor of ecology said. Jayhawk Boulevard. The damage is estimat- and evolutionary biology, found that “Phytoplankton are cosmopoli- ed at $300. The graffiti was advertising a phytoplankton, microscopic plants tan, they’re able to get around and presentation. that live in water, tend to be more live in a variety of habitats,” he said. diverse in larger habitats. His Smith began his research after he research supports the theory that was asked to join the National Center for Ecological Analysis and species diversity is determined by ON CAMPUS habitat size. Synthesis several years ago. To reach this conclusion, he com- As technology has improved, ✦ pared past research to see if a basic researchers like Smith have attempt- Student Union Activities will sponsor Tunes At rule of ecology could be applied to ed to examine whether the rule Noon today at the Kansas Union Plaza. This his studies. Erin Droste/KANSAN about habitat size controlling diver- event is free. Call 864-SHOW for more infor- During the course of his research, Professor Val Smith demonstrates how he examines the water samples he sity applied to phytoplankton. mation. he spent more time in the library uses in his study of water diversity yesterday in his office in Haworth Hall. Smith Smith simply took the information ✦ than the laboratory. His paper, said he and his staff have completed much of the field work needed for the that was available and made sense Student Union Activities will sponsor a “Phytoplankton Species Richness research and were working mostly in the laboratory conducting experiments of it. screening of the film “Ocean’s Twelve” at 7 Scales Consistently From and analyzing their work. Now Smith hopes that a and 9:30 tonight at Woodruff Auditorium in Laboratory Microcosms to The researcher will investigate why this the Kansas Union. Tickets are $2 or free with World’s Oceans,” was published in such as biological surveys of the tion, he synthesized it. The research rule exists. SUA Movie Card. Call 864-SHOW for more the March 22 issue of the Great Lakes and Lake Baikal in provides reasoning that small closed “It doesn’t make sense that a body information. Proceedings of the National Asia. experiments can be used in research- the size of a water bottle and the ✦ Academy of Sciences. He also conducted several of his ing environments, he said. Arctic Ocean are ruled by the same English Alternative Theatre will present the While Smith did use research data own small scale experiments in his A collaborator and colleague of principle,” he said. play “Jocasta” from 8 to 9:30 p.m. tonight and from similar past experiments, he laboratory. Smith, Brian Foster, said this type of tomorrow night and at 2:30 p.m. Sunday at used data unrelated to the research, After gathering all the informa- research, called meta-analysis, was — Edited by Kendall Dix the Lawrence Arts Center, 940 New Hampshire St. Tickets are $6 for students. Call 864-3642 for more information.
Firefighters, police respond to ✦ Golf Course Superintendents Association of smoke in Allen Fieldhouse America will host the Lisa Ramos Bland Scholarship fundraiser from 9:30 a.m. to 1:30 As the competition for the NCAA champi- p.m. Sunday in the St. John’s Parish base- onship heats up, so did Allen Fieldhouse. ment, 12th and Kentucky. Contact Kathy Firefighters and police were called to the field- Thomas at 841-2240 for more information. house at about 1:30 p.m. yesterday after some- one inside smelled smoke. ✦ Students in Communications Studies will Mark Bradford, deputy fire chief, said one of sponsor a bowling fundraiser from noon to 3 the air handling units in the southwest corner of p.m. Sunday at Jaybowl in the Kansas Union. the third floor overheated and started smoking. Pizza will be available. Call (847) 668-7715 for The smoking unit set off the fire alarms. more information. The number three air handling unit, which coincidentally has a red “no smoking” sign ✦ Cellist Zuill Bailey will perform at 2 p.m. attached to it, is located right next to a storage Sunday at the Lied Center as part of the area filled with cardboard boxes, posters and Swarthout Chamber Music Series. Call 864- handouts. 2787 for more information. There was no damage to the fieldhouse or external damage to the unit. Note: The University Daily Kansan prints campus events This is the second time this year firefighters that are free and open to the public. Submission forms have been called to the fieldhouse. A cardboard are available in the Kansan newsroom, 111 Stauffer-Flint box of potato chips caught fire in the fieldhouse Hall. Items must be turned in two days in advance of the March 2. desired publication date. On Campus is printed on a Nicoletta Niosi/KANSAN — Estuardo Garcia space available basis.