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Cover Model Masuimi Max iamtrouble.com

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1 2 exotic magazine | x m a g . c o m Issue #209 • Volume 18 • Number 05 November 2010 Copyright © 2010 xMAG LLC. bIG TROubLE wITh Exotic® is a registered trademark owned by xMAG LLC. All rights reserved. Published monthly by xMAG LLC. MASuIMI MAx Circulation: 75,000 per month at 200+ sites uncovering a pinup legend Mailing Address: by spooky x 818 Sw 3rd Avenue, Suite 1324 Portland, Oregon 97204 page 16 Telephone: 503.241.4317 fax: 503.914.0439 Email: [email protected] Exotic Online: www.xmag.com

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General Manager dEMONS bryan A. bybee a quarter-century of the devil in miss jones by andrew arbow Editors John R. Voge page 34 katie

Cover Model Masuimi Max iamtrouble.com

exotic magazine | xmag.com 1 3 1 4 e xotic magazine | x m a g . c o m exotic magazine | x m a g . c o m 1 5 This month, through an interesting series of circumstances, Exotic was able to share with you a rare treat as we present this month’s covergirl, international fetish and pinup model, Masuimi Max. While visiting Portland to star in an Ellie Darling Presentation at Dante’s, Masuimi found the time to model for her upcoming 420 calendar project, which was shot by our very own Hypnox. The shots featured in this issue of Exotic are your first peeks at what’s to come in The Max 420 calendar, available this month at max420cal- endar.com featuring Masuimi in sexy poses, celebrating cannabis and water pipes. Thirty-two-year-old pinup legend Masuimi Max (her actual birth name) was born in Jacksonville, Arkansas to Korean and German parents. At the age of 17, Masuimi moved out of her parents’ house and began a life on her own—starting her career as a fetish model and stripper/ burlesque dancer as soon as she turned 18. As a result of an early departure from a steady home, she learned many things at an early age, including karate and kickboxing, and quickly became a woman of many talents. At 5’7”, 126 pounds of smoldering 34D- 23-33 curves and exotic, drop-dead-lethal beauty, Max adorned her gor- geous flesh with stunning tattoos including her full back piece of a red dragon. With tireless passion and commitment, Ma- suimi excelled in her modeling career rapidly, acquiring credits such as six-time covergirl and monthly columnist for the UK’s Bizarre magazine. Masuimi has also graced additional covers of Heavy Metal, numerous tattoo, guitar and fetish magazines, plus features in Playboy, Stuff and Maxim. Fe- tish is one of Masuimi’s favorite styles, especially corset and latex modeling. She also admits other guilty pleasures such as Hello Kitty, high heels, boots and baking cupcakes in black lace, but she sums it up best by saying “My biggest fetish is life itself and all that is fabulous.” In addition to being one of the most desired models by some of the industry’s most respected photographers, Masuimi’s image was captured by legendary pinup artist Olivia De Berardi- nis and was featured on the cover of American Geisha—The Art of Olivia III. When not in front of the camera, Max spends a good part of the year traveling for personal appearances at conventions, award shows, Playboy Mansion fundraisers and her breathtaking burlesque and fire performances. She has even tried her hand at acting in flicks such as XXX - State of the Union, David Lynch’s Inland Empire and even braved an episode of Fear Factor in 2004. As a lover of psychobilly music, Max has also appeared in several music videos, including Tiger Army’s “Rose of the Devil’s Garden.” If you just can’t get enough Masuimi, have no fear. She has a stunning (self-managed) website which dominates her online presence at iamtrouble.com. Members of the site can interact with her and other members by leaving comments in her diary and talk live 2–4 times a month on her video chat. The site also features frequent updates with over 29,000 download- able high quality photos in fetish, pinup and nudes (including the full 4-part series of images shot for her new 420 calendar and Exotic magazine), plus hot and sexy videos of Masuimi and her girlfriends. You can also visit her store on iamtrouble.com and browse her sponsored collection through Pinup Girl Clothing as well as her own makeup line, IAMTROUBLE Cosmetics. For all you naughty boys and girls that want a piece of Masuimi all to yourself, you can even bid on her official eBay auctions of intimate apparel including costumes, lingerie and footwear.

1 6 exotic magazine | x m a g . c o m e xotic magazine | x m a g . c o m 1 7 1 8 e xotic magazine | x m a g . c o m e xotic magazine | x m a g . c o m 1 9 Hey kids, this is Statutory Ray. producing what could be the best your face. Shitting all over his Due to an overwhelming backlash film since Mulholland Drive. father’s enterprise, Brian Hensen against the Disassociated Press is currently writing a script, set department, I have been asked to to be released by the somewhat take over “Exotic Entertainment edgy Lionsgate studios, titled News” from here on out. Let’s get Happytime Murders. This “dark, right into the hot stuff, starting comedic film noir” will feature with my favorite subject—hot puppets who kill, but will appeal young punani! more to the Sesame Street crowd than the Puppet Master generation. No word on specific details, but we here at “Exotic Entertainment Speaking of AIDS, it appears News” are hoping for an Elmo as though Gavin Rossdale has snuff scene, or possibly a Bert admitted to having a teen fling versus Ernie prison shower. with cross-dressing pop star Speaking of violent male-on- Marilyn, legally known as Peter male intercourse, rumors of a Robinson. Apparently Boy George sequel to the overrated ‘80s film knew of the relationship, but kept Top Gun have been substantiated. quiet out of fear of potential Jerry Bruckheimer and broadcast to the jumper. There retaliation against Rossdale’s Paramount have both confirmed are no specifics regarding what career. After Bush’s debut LP the more-than-possible release of exactly T.I. said to prevent the became the only album to sell a homoerotic on-screen shitfest, rooftop dweller from jumping, platinum exclusively at Goodwill which will most likely feature gay but insiders claim that the suicidal Billy Ray Cyrus’ DILF, Miley, stores and CD Exchange shops, undertones, military overtones man actually thought the televised unveiled her newest music video Rossdale decided that his Sam and virtually no socio-political T.I. was a black Max Headroom last month, in which she also Adams-style upbringing might commentary whatsoever. In and decided to continue living, unveils the majority of her body, actually put his name back on the related news, Melissa Etheridge hoping for a return of the an artistic appreciation for sweaty public radar. However, any plans is a deadbeat fath-, er… mother, worthless, overrated sci-fi show. teenage girls gyrating on each of a Bush reunion will have and she is letting her baby mama Continuing on the trend of other, approximately four really to suffer in the shadow of Boy Tammy Lynn Michaels starve, worthless and overrated, the good ass-angle shots and a feigned George’s other recent news story: literally. According to sources Black Keys recently received an (but obviously well-researched) the confirmation of a 2012 Culture (most likely Grocery Outlet and MTV Video Music Award that orgasm vocalization. Although Club reunion tour. God, however, Winco), Tammy cannot afford was accidentally inscribed with some Hollywood insiders are plans on hurling a meteor at our to pay for food, thus leaving “Black Eyed Peas - Tighten Up.” claiming that this is all part of a big planet shortly before this happens. Etheridge’s half-spawn hungry Although the Black Keys went publicity stunt to bring back Chris In other even-Mayans-saw-this- and in the care of a divorcée on record as saying something Hansen’s Dateline series “To Catch shit-coming news, Lindsay Lohan named Tammy. vague, apathetic and ironic, a Predator,” corporate executives at In other people-of-Walmart MTV failed to mention that the YouTube have gone on record as news, W.A.S.P. shows are finally misprint was intentional and that stating that they will not be giving getting violent! After decades of the Black Eyed Peas are planning up the names and IP addresses of performing dull, boring concerts, on releasing a note-for-note ripoff the million-plus viewers of Miley’s ’80s throwback glamsters W.A.S.P. of the Keys’ song “Tighten Up,” “Who Owns My Heart” video. An took a turn for the Great White give or take an extended intro ad for a Pedo-bear Halloween and put on a show so awesome that ad-lib from Will.i.am. In other costume and a DVD re-release it resulted in the Mike Tyson-ing hipster-related news, the official of Harmony Corin’s Kids does, of a security guard, whose ear was Tom Waits 78 rpm record player however, accompany the online bitten off by a concert attendee. is currently available for purchase version of the video. Although being charged with and contains a Waits single that In other porn-related news, aggravated criminal awesomeness, will not be released elsewhere. Vivid Entertainment and Wicked the ear-biting concertgoer Although Tom Waits fans are Pictures may have to start enlisting claims that the security guard was planning on bootlegging the new teenage pop stars for upcoming unable to find earplugs and that single, a cover of “Corrine Died on roles due to an outbreak of HIV the “violent act” was actually a the Battlefield,” Dandy Warhols within the porn community. requested favor on behalf of the fans are planning on spending an Although both companies are “victim” who would apparently outrageous amount of money on currently examining the thousands is back with a double whammy rather be deaf than tolerate the a souvenir that will most likely of wangs and vaggies that may of drug-addled headlines! First, extended version of “Animal” collect dust and a few thousand or may not be infested with the the no-one-knows-what-the-hell- that was blaring through the “likes” on Facebook before ending disease that killed Eazy-E, she-is-even-famous-for pop star speakers at the time. up in Goodwill stores only to be neither production firm has attempted to break out of rehab On the topic of near-suicide re-purchased by the same hipsters suggested the idea of eliminating because (drum roll) she was attempts by seemingly well- at a later date. gangbang competitions and really craving some coke. Then adjusted people, rapper and Auto- That’s all for now, folks! Until amateur submissions from their her father, Mr. Lohan, went on Tune enthusiast T.I. talked a next time, remember to wash already over-soaked catalogue record stating that he is willing to ledge-jumper out of taking his your Biebers and get your Kanye (which contains many titles that “fall off the wagon” (drink a ton own life. Threatening to leap from checked. feature bloody, unprotected of booze) in order to get inside the roof of some radio station anal threesomes). Further, a the Betty Ford clinic just to see in Atlanta, the suicidal man porn “parody” of the Family his daughter. If this doesn’t sound apparently decided to continue Guy television series has already like the twisted made-for-adults in his worthless, overrated been cast and scripted by Hustler, Disney special you have all been existence after the worthless, leaving audiences wondering if waiting for, perhaps the idea of a overrated T.I. recorded a digital chancing HIV is a necessary film noir murder mystery starring plea that police, with the help of risk that one should take while the Muppets will put a smile on wasted tax dollars, were able to

2 0 e xotic magazine | x m a g . c o m Hey kids, this is Statutory Ray. producing what could be the best your face. Shitting all over his Due to an overwhelming backlash film since Mulholland Drive. father’s enterprise, Brian Hensen against the Disassociated Press is currently writing a script, set department, I have been asked to to be released by the somewhat take over “Exotic Entertainment edgy Lionsgate studios, titled News” from here on out. Let’s get Happytime Murders. This “dark, right into the hot stuff, starting comedic film noir” will feature with my favorite subject—hot puppets who kill, but will appeal young punani! more to the Sesame Street crowd than the Puppet Master generation. No word on specific details, but we here at “Exotic Entertainment Speaking of AIDS, it appears News” are hoping for an Elmo as though Gavin Rossdale has snuff scene, or possibly a Bert admitted to having a teen fling versus Ernie prison shower. with cross-dressing pop star Speaking of violent male-on- Marilyn, legally known as Peter male intercourse, rumors of a Robinson. Apparently Boy George sequel to the overrated ‘80s film knew of the relationship, but kept Top Gun have been substantiated. quiet out of fear of potential Jerry Bruckheimer and broadcast to the jumper. There retaliation against Rossdale’s Paramount have both confirmed are no specifics regarding what career. After Bush’s debut LP the more-than-possible release of exactly T.I. said to prevent the became the only album to sell a homoerotic on-screen shitfest, rooftop dweller from jumping, platinum exclusively at Goodwill which will most likely feature gay but insiders claim that the suicidal Billy Ray Cyrus’ DILF, Miley, stores and CD Exchange shops, undertones, military overtones man actually thought the televised unveiled her newest music video Rossdale decided that his Sam and virtually no socio-political T.I. was a black Max Headroom last month, in which she also Adams-style upbringing might commentary whatsoever. In and decided to continue living, unveils the majority of her body, actually put his name back on the related news, Melissa Etheridge hoping for a return of the an artistic appreciation for sweaty public radar. However, any plans is a deadbeat fath-, er… mother, worthless, overrated sci-fi show. teenage girls gyrating on each of a Bush reunion will have and she is letting her baby mama Continuing on the trend of other, approximately four really to suffer in the shadow of Boy Tammy Lynn Michaels starve, worthless and overrated, the good ass-angle shots and a feigned George’s other recent news story: literally. According to sources Black Keys recently received an (but obviously well-researched) the confirmation of a 2012 Culture (most likely Grocery Outlet and MTV Video Music Award that orgasm vocalization. Although Club reunion tour. God, however, Winco), Tammy cannot afford was accidentally inscribed with some Hollywood insiders are plans on hurling a meteor at our to pay for food, thus leaving “Black Eyed Peas - Tighten Up.” claiming that this is all part of a big planet shortly before this happens. Etheridge’s half-spawn hungry Although the Black Keys went publicity stunt to bring back Chris In other even-Mayans-saw-this- and in the care of a divorcée on record as saying something Hansen’s Dateline series “To Catch shit-coming news, Lindsay Lohan named Tammy. vague, apathetic and ironic, a Predator,” corporate executives at In other people-of-Walmart MTV failed to mention that the YouTube have gone on record as news, W.A.S.P. shows are finally misprint was intentional and that stating that they will not be giving getting violent! After decades of the Black Eyed Peas are planning up the names and IP addresses of performing dull, boring concerts, on releasing a note-for-note ripoff the million-plus viewers of Miley’s ’80s throwback glamsters W.A.S.P. of the Keys’ song “Tighten Up,” “Who Owns My Heart” video. An took a turn for the Great White give or take an extended intro ad for a Pedo-bear Halloween and put on a show so awesome that ad-lib from Will.i.am. In other costume and a DVD re-release it resulted in the Mike Tyson-ing hipster-related news, the official of Harmony Corin’s Kids does, of a security guard, whose ear was Tom Waits 78 rpm record player however, accompany the online bitten off by a concert attendee. is currently available for purchase version of the video. Although being charged with and contains a Waits single that In other porn-related news, aggravated criminal awesomeness, will not be released elsewhere. Vivid Entertainment and Wicked the ear-biting concertgoer Although Tom Waits fans are Pictures may have to start enlisting claims that the security guard was planning on bootlegging the new teenage pop stars for upcoming unable to find earplugs and that single, a cover of “Corrine Died on roles due to an outbreak of HIV the “violent act” was actually a the Battlefield,” Dandy Warhols within the porn community. requested favor on behalf of the fans are planning on spending an Although both companies are “victim” who would apparently outrageous amount of money on currently examining the thousands is back with a double whammy rather be deaf than tolerate the a souvenir that will most likely of wangs and vaggies that may of drug-addled headlines! First, extended version of “Animal” collect dust and a few thousand or may not be infested with the the no-one-knows-what-the-hell- that was blaring through the “likes” on Facebook before ending disease that killed Eazy-E, she-is-even-famous-for pop star speakers at the time. up in Goodwill stores only to be neither production firm has attempted to break out of rehab On the topic of near-suicide re-purchased by the same hipsters suggested the idea of eliminating because (drum roll) she was attempts by seemingly well- at a later date. gangbang competitions and really craving some coke. Then adjusted people, rapper and Auto- That’s all for now, folks! Until amateur submissions from their her father, Mr. Lohan, went on Tune enthusiast T.I. talked a next time, remember to wash already over-soaked catalogue record stating that he is willing to ledge-jumper out of taking his your Biebers and get your Kanye (which contains many titles that “fall off the wagon” (drink a ton own life. Threatening to leap from checked. feature bloody, unprotected of booze) in order to get inside the roof of some radio station anal threesomes). Further, a the Betty Ford clinic just to see in Atlanta, the suicidal man porn “parody” of the Family his daughter. If this doesn’t sound apparently decided to continue Guy television series has already like the twisted made-for-adults in his worthless, overrated been cast and scripted by Hustler, Disney special you have all been existence after the worthless, leaving audiences wondering if waiting for, perhaps the idea of a overrated T.I. recorded a digital chancing HIV is a necessary film noir murder mystery starring plea that police, with the help of risk that one should take while the Muppets will put a smile on wasted tax dollars, were able to

e xotic magazine | x m a g . c o m 2 1 2 2 exotic magazine | x m a g . c o m exotic magazine | x m a g . c o m 2 3 ThE wAR Of ThE CROwN MASuIMI MAx’S fAVORITE SEx TOY ThAT bITES! Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight—the world’s first vampire-in- now! What the fuck?” About then, I felt the fire on the back of my Here we are again. Another spired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar neck from TinTin’s death glare. It was quite clear that Nik Sin was Miss Nude Oregon® come and with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at officially off the market. gone. Each time I survive one of first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you Flash forward a week or so, on Nik’s last night before he returned these things, I find myself pon- get completely drained! Enjoy to excess to ensure encounters with to New York. He and TinTin were tearing up the town at the afore- dering “What next?” This time Succu Dry are A-positive experience. mentioned nightlife hotspot when every man’s nightmare/fantasy I honestly had to consider the Succu Dry’s unique Vampire mouth opening isn’t for the faint took place. Star (who had been deprived of Nik’s affections since possibility of, “Never again!” of heart. The exclusive undead pale sleeve color is made from the TinTin came on the scene), noticed Nik and TinTin across the crowd- One would think that playing same patented Real Feel Super ed bar and did what every woman ringleader to the 15 most kick- Skin material that’s made Flesh- scorned would do: she kamikazied ass exotic entertainers in the light the #1 selling male sex toy into a flying tackle and took TinTin state would be a dream come in the world. The amazingly de- down. Security quickly gathered up true. But be careful what you tailed vampire mouth and fangs Star and ejected her from the club, wish for my friends, you just beg you to drive your wooden but she left behind a secret weapon. might get it…and a whole lot stake deep inside. Another dancer (who hadn’t slept more than you bargained for in LOVE, SEx & MIdGETS with Nik, but I’m sure wanted to) the process. Why bother watch- In a story that even Statutory that we will call Aluminum, a close ing reality TV when you’re PDX Strippies will take place at the Mt. Tabor Theater on Monday, Ray found too hot for his “Ex- personal friend of Star, laid in wait trapped in the middle of a weekly drama vortex? We’ve got the December 5. This will be an Academy Awards-style event show- otic Entertainment News” col- for about a half an hour before she equivalent of America’s Next Top Stripper live and in your face. At casing Portland’s exotic entertainment industry in a way that has umn, the burden now rests on my took it upon herself to finish the times, the pageant seemed like the battle took place off the stage not yet been done properly. Dancers will be nominated and award- shoulders to share a little tidbit job Star had started. She ambushed between the men and women who “controlled” the contestants al- ed in the following categories: Best Stage Performance, Most of scandal that took place last TinTin at the appropriate moment most as if this were some twisted kind of dog fighting ring. The Sensual, Miss Congeniality/Personality, Best Costuming, Most month at a popular nightlife hot- and allegedly kicked her in the girls themselves are the stars and every single one of them was a Beautiful Face, Best Hair, Best Body/Physique, Best Lap Dance, spot. We first introduced you to head five or six times. The ever- winner in my book; the drama that surrounded it all, not so much. Best Stage Performance, and the biggest prize of them all: PDX Nik Sin (aka Mini Marilyn Man- vigilant security staff gathered up So to keep it short, sweet and simple, I’ll just go ahead and put it Stripper of the Year. Other categories you will see on the ballot son) in the pages of Exotic in our Aluminum and sent her away to be out there in this formal announcement that I will not be returning are Best Strip Club Bartender, Best Strip Club DJ, Best Strip Club September issue (see “Drinkin’ recycled with the Portland Police, to produce the pageant next year. Maybe it would just be nice to Bouncer, Best Lap Dance Room, Best Stage, Best Theme Night with Sin” online at xmag.com/ where she was held overnight and observe from the outside and quite possibly even enjoy it. For the and Best Overall Club. archives/18-03-sep10/feature2. released the next morning pending past two years, I’ve managed to miss nearly every wonderful mo- The true beauty of this event is that the fate of the victors is all html), in which Nik was inter- assault charges. ment that took place in the pageant because I was too busy strip- in your hands my friends. In this month’s issue, you will find a viewed under intensive alcohol Is there a moral to this story? ping candle wax off a stage, totaling scores or playing mediator sample ballot on page 37, which each and every one of you will be abuse about who he was and Probably not. It’s just the fact with warring tribes. Congratulations to all the finalists who had encouraged to fill out and deposit at the ballot box located at Cath- what the hell he wanted. The that two strippers fighting over a the patience, the drive, the creativity, the beauty and the brains ie’s on Powell. You may vote once and once only. A valid email ad- article closed with what turned tiny Marilyn Manson is simply a to make it that far. Adrian from Jody’s Bar & Grill, Natalia from dress is required on each ballot. As an alternate method, you may into the most effective person- tale that should not be passed up. the Boom Boom Room, Lady Stockholm and Picses from Union vote by email by sending in your choices to pdxstrippieawards@ al ad ever run in Exotic. When When Nik was questioned on the Jacks, Charley, Kali and Chloe from Spyce and Mynt, Dakota, yahoo.com or you may vote on Facebook at 2010 PDX Strippies or it became known that Nik was event, he chose to plead the fifth, Mariah and Luna from Club Rouge, Blossom, Desarae and the PDX Strippie Awards. A ballot will also be available to download “single and looking for love,” but talks of turning this scandal winner of the title, Cassie from the Dolphin Clubs all represented and print at xmag.com. So let your voice be heard, support your in- this tiny pimp pretty much had IS MINI-MANSON PORTLANd’S GOd Of fuCk? into a softcore porn are allegedly their home clubs with dignity, charm, style and grace. In the end, dustry favorites and join us all at the awards ceremony on Decem- every stripper in town creaming in the board room at a local adult the audience got one hell of a show. I just can’t wait to step up to ber 5 at Mt. Tabor to be a part of history in the making. This event their panties over him. film production company. And to think, this all started with an Ex- the rack with a Crown Royal and Coke next year and be a part of will feature an amazing lineup of Portland’s finest entertainers and His first two encounters in the arena of stripper love and rela- otic editorial? That’s some seriously effective advertising people! that audience myself. Stay tuned next month, when Cassie takes industry favorites. Check the event’s Facebook pages for updates tionships took place with two young ladies who are close personal Because of this, executives at Exotic are also in discussion with an her place on our cover as this year’s reigning Queen of the pageant. of featured performances. $10 advance tickets are available online friends of mine (and Statutory Ray as well, which is why he was all-new personal ads section for entertainers and industry celebri- ties only. Even strippers need love sometimes. So keep your eyes ThE Pdx STRIPPIES at ticketswest.com, or you can purchase them at the door on the a pussy and chose not to tell this story). Because of this, we will day of the show for $13. change the names to protect the guilty and call one stripper Tin- out next month for our “Exotic’s Sex Industry Personals” coming It appears that I will get my wish to be a spectator (rather than to a rack near you. Until then my friends, enjoy the holiday with the producer) sooner than expected, as next month the first annual SuCCu dRY Tin and the other Star. Star had been banging Nik before TinTin came into the picture. TinTin knows what she wants and knows some turkey and a table dance. These are truly things to be thank- Aside from her other obvious talents that you’ve witnessed in ful for. this month’s issue, Masuimi Max has proven herself to be a mar- how to get it, and she wanted Nik. I think it was on the night I keting genius when it come to product endorsement. While perus- saw Nik seated outside on the patio at work that I realized Tin- ing her site, iamtrouble.com, I stumbled across a rather amus- Tin was playing for keeps. I innocently approached Nik, unaware ing product that showcases Masuimi as their spokesmodel. that TinTin was seated behind me, and announced to him, “Jesus Introducing Succu dude, there’s like five strippers here ready to fuck you right

2 4 exotic magazine | x m a g . c o m ThE wAR Of ThE CROwN MASuIMI MAx’S fAVORITE SEx TOY ThAT bITES! Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight—the world’s first vampire-in- now! What the fuck?” About then, I felt the fire on the back of my Here we are again. Another spired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar neck from TinTin’s death glare. It was quite clear that Nik Sin was Miss Nude Oregon® come and with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at officially off the market. gone. Each time I survive one of first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you Flash forward a week or so, on Nik’s last night before he returned these things, I find myself pon- get completely drained! Enjoy to excess to ensure encounters with to New York. He and TinTin were tearing up the town at the afore- dering “What next?” This time Succu Dry are A-positive experience. mentioned nightlife hotspot when every man’s nightmare/fantasy I honestly had to consider the Succu Dry’s unique Vampire mouth opening isn’t for the faint took place. Star (who had been deprived of Nik’s affections since possibility of, “Never again!” of heart. The exclusive undead pale sleeve color is made from the TinTin came on the scene), noticed Nik and TinTin across the crowd- One would think that playing same patented Real Feel Super ed bar and did what every woman ringleader to the 15 most kick- Skin material that’s made Flesh- scorned would do: she kamikazied ass exotic entertainers in the light the #1 selling male sex toy into a flying tackle and took TinTin state would be a dream come in the world. The amazingly de- down. Security quickly gathered up true. But be careful what you tailed vampire mouth and fangs Star and ejected her from the club, wish for my friends, you just beg you to drive your wooden but she left behind a secret weapon. might get it…and a whole lot stake deep inside. Another dancer (who hadn’t slept more than you bargained for in LOVE, SEx & MIdGETS with Nik, but I’m sure wanted to) the process. Why bother watch- In a story that even Statutory that we will call Aluminum, a close ing reality TV when you’re PDX Strippies will take place at the Mt. Tabor Theater on Monday, Ray found too hot for his “Ex- personal friend of Star, laid in wait trapped in the middle of a weekly drama vortex? We’ve got the December 5. This will be an Academy Awards-style event show- otic Entertainment News” col- for about a half an hour before she equivalent of America’s Next Top Stripper live and in your face. At casing Portland’s exotic entertainment industry in a way that has umn, the burden now rests on my took it upon herself to finish the times, the pageant seemed like the battle took place off the stage not yet been done properly. Dancers will be nominated and award- shoulders to share a little tidbit job Star had started. She ambushed between the men and women who “controlled” the contestants al- ed in the following categories: Best Stage Performance, Most of scandal that took place last TinTin at the appropriate moment most as if this were some twisted kind of dog fighting ring. The Sensual, Miss Congeniality/Personality, Best Costuming, Most month at a popular nightlife hot- and allegedly kicked her in the girls themselves are the stars and every single one of them was a Beautiful Face, Best Hair, Best Body/Physique, Best Lap Dance, spot. We first introduced you to head five or six times. The ever- winner in my book; the drama that surrounded it all, not so much. Best Stage Performance, and the biggest prize of them all: PDX Nik Sin (aka Mini Marilyn Man- vigilant security staff gathered up So to keep it short, sweet and simple, I’ll just go ahead and put it Stripper of the Year. Other categories you will see on the ballot son) in the pages of Exotic in our Aluminum and sent her away to be out there in this formal announcement that I will not be returning are Best Strip Club Bartender, Best Strip Club DJ, Best Strip Club September issue (see “Drinkin’ recycled with the Portland Police, to produce the pageant next year. Maybe it would just be nice to Bouncer, Best Lap Dance Room, Best Stage, Best Theme Night with Sin” online at xmag.com/ where she was held overnight and observe from the outside and quite possibly even enjoy it. For the and Best Overall Club. archives/18-03-sep10/feature2. released the next morning pending past two years, I’ve managed to miss nearly every wonderful mo- The true beauty of this event is that the fate of the victors is all html), in which Nik was inter- assault charges. ment that took place in the pageant because I was too busy strip- in your hands my friends. In this month’s issue, you will find a viewed under intensive alcohol Is there a moral to this story? ping candle wax off a stage, totaling scores or playing mediator sample ballot on page 37, which each and every one of you will be abuse about who he was and Probably not. It’s just the fact with warring tribes. Congratulations to all the finalists who had encouraged to fill out and deposit at the ballot box located at Cath- what the hell he wanted. The that two strippers fighting over a the patience, the drive, the creativity, the beauty and the brains ie’s on Powell. You may vote once and once only. A valid email ad- article closed with what turned tiny Marilyn Manson is simply a to make it that far. Adrian from Jody’s Bar & Grill, Natalia from dress is required on each ballot. As an alternate method, you may into the most effective person- tale that should not be passed up. the Boom Boom Room, Lady Stockholm and Picses from Union vote by email by sending in your choices to pdxstrippieawards@ al ad ever run in Exotic. When When Nik was questioned on the Jacks, Charley, Kali and Chloe from Spyce and Mynt, Dakota, yahoo.com or you may vote on Facebook at 2010 PDX Strippies or it became known that Nik was event, he chose to plead the fifth, Mariah and Luna from Club Rouge, Blossom, Desarae and the PDX Strippie Awards. A ballot will also be available to download “single and looking for love,” but talks of turning this scandal winner of the title, Cassie from the Dolphin Clubs all represented and print at xmag.com. So let your voice be heard, support your in- this tiny pimp pretty much had IS MINI-MANSON PORTLANd’S GOd Of fuCk? into a softcore porn are allegedly their home clubs with dignity, charm, style and grace. In the end, dustry favorites and join us all at the awards ceremony on Decem- every stripper in town creaming in the board room at a local adult the audience got one hell of a show. I just can’t wait to step up to ber 5 at Mt. Tabor to be a part of history in the making. This event their panties over him. film production company. And to think, this all started with an Ex- the rack with a Crown Royal and Coke next year and be a part of will feature an amazing lineup of Portland’s finest entertainers and His first two encounters in the arena of stripper love and rela- otic editorial? That’s some seriously effective advertising people! that audience myself. Stay tuned next month, when Cassie takes industry favorites. Check the event’s Facebook pages for updates tionships took place with two young ladies who are close personal Because of this, executives at Exotic are also in discussion with an her place on our cover as this year’s reigning Queen of the pageant. of featured performances. $10 advance tickets are available online friends of mine (and Statutory Ray as well, which is why he was all-new personal ads section for entertainers and industry celebri- ties only. Even strippers need love sometimes. So keep your eyes ThE Pdx STRIPPIES at ticketswest.com, or you can purchase them at the door on the a pussy and chose not to tell this story). Because of this, we will day of the show for $13. change the names to protect the guilty and call one stripper Tin- out next month for our “Exotic’s Sex Industry Personals” coming It appears that I will get my wish to be a spectator (rather than to a rack near you. Until then my friends, enjoy the holiday with the producer) sooner than expected, as next month the first annual SuCCu dRY Tin and the other Star. Star had been banging Nik before TinTin came into the picture. TinTin knows what she wants and knows some turkey and a table dance. These are truly things to be thank- Aside from her other obvious talents that you’ve witnessed in ful for. this month’s issue, Masuimi Max has proven herself to be a mar- how to get it, and she wanted Nik. I think it was on the night I keting genius when it come to product endorsement. While perus- saw Nik seated outside on the patio at work that I realized Tin- ing her site, iamtrouble.com, I stumbled across a rather amus- Tin was playing for keeps. I innocently approached Nik, unaware ing product that showcases Masuimi as their spokesmodel. that TinTin was seated behind me, and announced to him, “Jesus Introducing Succu dude, there’s like five strippers here ready to fuck you right

Many film historians consider the 1970s a renaissance for sex. The rest of the movie is composed of a dreamlike, if known as adult entertainment what it would be in my American cinema. Young directors like Francis Ford Cop- not surreal, montage of sex scenes that still hold some their benchmarks for their time. Now imagination: a douchey pola and Martin Scorsese led the first generation of film- appeal even today. The movie’s most infamous scene, the there is another installment of techno club somewhere makers who had been educated in film as a legitimate course snake sequence, gained the film some notoriety with untrue adult cinema’s most acclaimed on Long Island. It’s of study in higher education. These directors later went on to rumors of bestiality. franchise, Vivid Entertainment’s there that Melinda gets completely reinvent the landscape of the medium. The Nixon Filmed in rural New England in a cider mill undergoing The Devil in Miss Jones: The gang-fucked and buk- administration’s revised obscenity laws had helped provide renovation, the film’s leading lady was actually cast by acci- Resurrection. It is Paul Thomas’ kaked by the entire cast many of these new filmmakers dent. Despite being unconven- newest adult feature, starring and then gives birth to with the entry-level opportuni- tionally attractive, well into Savanna Samson, Belladonna the Antichrist. (Yeah, ty of working in adult cinema. her thirties and an open lesbian and Evan Stone. The movie nothing at all like Rose- If the same standards used for at the time, Georgina Spelvin caused some confusion with mary’s Baby.) avant-garde film were used was actually hired to cook for many people who thought this Though the movie’s for hardcore porn, there is one the cast and crew. It wasn’t was a sequel to Paul Thomas’ title might invoke im- movie from the ’70s that’s just until Gerard Damiano saw her 2005 film The New Devil in Miss ages of candlelit sex as important as Taxi Driver or help the other actors rehearse Jones, which coincidentally also scenes in graveyards The Godfather. That movie lines that he was convinced featured Savanna Samson. But and haunted houses, is The Devil in Miss Jones. that she embodied the role of actually, just like many horror Paul Thomas instead It’s not the hottest, dirtiest or Miss Jones. Spelvin became remakes in mainstream film, it opts for standard fuck- kinkiest porno ever made, but one of the more prolific stars is an updated version of the be- film settings like a hot as an exercise in the craft of of porn’s golden era and even loved classic. tub in the backyard a filmmaking, it is the best adult had success in mainstream DMJ: The Resurrection features Belladonna as Melinda of coke dealer’s house. film ever made. entertainment with a scene- Jones, a freelance reporter for the Seattle Free-Press. After Full features, especially those done by big companies like After the enormous success stealing cameo as a hooker in she successfully tracks down a serial killer though the sunny Vivid, have a tendency to tone down their sex scenes for of his other groundbreaking Police Academy. The legiti- LA shitholes that Paul Thomas thought could pass for Seattle couples and premium cable markets but this movie is a adult movie, Deep Throat, macy and atmosphere of The (though could appear to be parts of Tacoma on a nice day), pleasant exception. Belladonna, who’s definitely not known director Gerard Damiano had Devil in Miss Jones is accented Melinda has become a renowned up-and-coming journalist. for softcore camera fucking, actually succeeds in making the freedom to experiment by a sometimes eerie sound- Impressed with her article, a mysterious countess played by this movie kinky, but in a realistic way, even if she’s ass- with his next project and made ing orchestral soundtrack that Savanna Samson invites Melinda and her boyfriend to move fucked with an empty beer bottle. For once in her career, something that wasn’t as light- was composed for the movie to LA and work for her newspaper. Melinda tells the countess Belladonna actually looks attractive and isn’t too bad of an hearted as his previous films specifically. To this day it that she will do anything to be famous and is eager to impress actress either. DMJ: The Resurrection is the cream of the as he embarked on The Devil remains one of the only adult her superiors, no matter the cost. Savanna Samson and her sin- crop for a mainstream adult full-feature and will probably in Miss Jones. films to have an original score. ister-minister assistant (played by Evan Stone) send Melinda do a bang-up job come January at AVN. However, other Georgina Spelvin plays Jus- Inspired by Jean-Paul Sartre’s on assignment through LA’s dark and mysterious underworld. DMJ titles have set the standard pretty high and this movie tine Jones, a lonely wallflower 1944 play No Exit, the movie She is sent to uncover a perverted preacher’s hooker habit and is simply not as good as it could have been. who decides to kill herself was released in 1973—the doesn’t know that she inadvertently causes one of his hookers Both the original and the remake in their own rights are by slashing her wrists in the same year as another devil to be killed. While on assignment to expose a possibly fraudu- both shining examples of what an adult movie needs to be. bathtub of her apartment. After this surprisingly graphic and movie, The Exorcist, hit theaters. Even The Exorcist’s di- lent voodoo priestess in East LA, the priestess reveals an af- But in comparing them to one another, there isn’t really any depressing suicide scene in the film’s first five minutes, Jus- rector, William Friedkin, went on record to call The Devil fair Melinda’s boyfriend is having via her magic cell phone. way around it. If The Devil in Miss Jones series were porn’s tine awakens to find herself in limbo, portrayed as a Spanish in Miss Jones a great film, as it became the seventh most Melinda asks her to put a curse on her boyfriend which will version of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, Gerard Da- farmhouse in the woods. There she meets the black-attired profitable movie of that year. Its effective use of ambience cause his dick to feel like it’s getting stabbed while fucking miano’s version is like Wes Craven’s original film: a true Mr. Abaca, who serves as the personification of death itself. and mood in everything from its production design to the her. But the voodoo priestess tells her not to worry about her classic that transcends its era and own genre. As for Paul He tells Justine that despite her pure and virtuous life, she style of the title sequence give the movie an unearthly feel, cheating boyfriend because she will meet a new and powerful Thomas, his version of The Devil in Miss Jones is more like is to be excluded from heaven, having committed suicide. which likely has never been (and never will be) duplicated man (could it be—Satan?) whom she will have many children the Michael Bay production. After her futile plea for salvation, a sympathetic Mr. Abaca in any other adult movie. with. Despite what she knows, Melinda decides to write the decides that she can indulge in the sin of lust to actually Between 1981 and 2005, seven different incarnations of article exposing the priestess as a fraud for the more exciting warrant her place in hell. She is then sent to see The Teacher, The Devil in Miss Jones were made in sequels and remakes. story. But it causes all hell to break loose for her. The rest of the played by Deep Throat’s Harry Reems, who cures Justine of They attracted some of the era’s big names like the movie is a bunch of half assed David Lynch style hallucina- all her inhibitions and instructs her on how to perform oral Dark Brothers and Jenna Jameson, and have been tion scenes that look like they took 20 minutes to cut together on Apple’s Final Cut Pro. Hell turns out to look exactly like

3 4 exotic magazine | x m a g . c o m Many film historians consider the 1970s a renaissance for sex. The rest of the movie is composed of a dreamlike, if known as adult entertainment what it would be in my American cinema. Young directors like Francis Ford Cop- not surreal, montage of sex scenes that still hold some their benchmarks for their time. Now imagination: a douchey pola and Martin Scorsese led the first generation of film- appeal even today. The movie’s most infamous scene, the there is another installment of techno club somewhere makers who had been educated in film as a legitimate course snake sequence, gained the film some notoriety with untrue adult cinema’s most acclaimed on Long Island. It’s of study in higher education. These directors later went on to rumors of bestiality. franchise, Vivid Entertainment’s there that Melinda gets completely reinvent the landscape of the medium. The Nixon Filmed in rural New England in a cider mill undergoing The Devil in Miss Jones: The gang-fucked and buk- administration’s revised obscenity laws had helped provide renovation, the film’s leading lady was actually cast by acci- Resurrection. It is Paul Thomas’ kaked by the entire cast many of these new filmmakers dent. Despite being unconven- newest adult feature, starring and then gives birth to with the entry-level opportuni- tionally attractive, well into Savanna Samson, Belladonna the Antichrist. (Yeah, ty of working in adult cinema. her thirties and an open lesbian and Evan Stone. The movie nothing at all like Rose- If the same standards used for at the time, Georgina Spelvin caused some confusion with mary’s Baby.) avant-garde film were used was actually hired to cook for many people who thought this Though the movie’s for hardcore porn, there is one the cast and crew. It wasn’t was a sequel to Paul Thomas’ title might invoke im- movie from the ’70s that’s just until Gerard Damiano saw her 2005 film The New Devil in Miss ages of candlelit sex as important as Taxi Driver or help the other actors rehearse Jones, which coincidentally also scenes in graveyards The Godfather. That movie lines that he was convinced featured Savanna Samson. But and haunted houses, is The Devil in Miss Jones. that she embodied the role of actually, just like many horror Paul Thomas instead It’s not the hottest, dirtiest or Miss Jones. Spelvin became remakes in mainstream film, it opts for standard fuck- kinkiest porno ever made, but one of the more prolific stars is an updated version of the be- film settings like a hot as an exercise in the craft of of porn’s golden era and even loved classic. tub in the backyard a filmmaking, it is the best adult had success in mainstream DMJ: The Resurrection features Belladonna as Melinda of coke dealer’s house. film ever made. entertainment with a scene- Jones, a freelance reporter for the Seattle Free-Press. After Full features, especially those done by big companies like After the enormous success stealing cameo as a hooker in she successfully tracks down a serial killer though the sunny Vivid, have a tendency to tone down their sex scenes for of his other groundbreaking Police Academy. The legiti- LA shitholes that Paul Thomas thought could pass for Seattle couples and premium cable markets but this movie is a adult movie, Deep Throat, macy and atmosphere of The (though could appear to be parts of Tacoma on a nice day), pleasant exception. Belladonna, who’s definitely not known director Gerard Damiano had Devil in Miss Jones is accented Melinda has become a renowned up-and-coming journalist. for softcore camera fucking, actually succeeds in making the freedom to experiment by a sometimes eerie sound- Impressed with her article, a mysterious countess played by this movie kinky, but in a realistic way, even if she’s ass- with his next project and made ing orchestral soundtrack that Savanna Samson invites Melinda and her boyfriend to move fucked with an empty beer bottle. For once in her career, something that wasn’t as light- was composed for the movie to LA and work for her newspaper. Melinda tells the countess Belladonna actually looks attractive and isn’t too bad of an hearted as his previous films specifically. To this day it that she will do anything to be famous and is eager to impress actress either. DMJ: The Resurrection is the cream of the as he embarked on The Devil remains one of the only adult her superiors, no matter the cost. Savanna Samson and her sin- crop for a mainstream adult full-feature and will probably in Miss Jones. films to have an original score. ister-minister assistant (played by Evan Stone) send Melinda do a bang-up job come January at AVN. However, other Georgina Spelvin plays Jus- Inspired by Jean-Paul Sartre’s on assignment through LA’s dark and mysterious underworld. DMJ titles have set the standard pretty high and this movie tine Jones, a lonely wallflower 1944 play No Exit, the movie She is sent to uncover a perverted preacher’s hooker habit and is simply not as good as it could have been. who decides to kill herself was released in 1973—the doesn’t know that she inadvertently causes one of his hookers Both the original and the remake in their own rights are by slashing her wrists in the same year as another devil to be killed. While on assignment to expose a possibly fraudu- both shining examples of what an adult movie needs to be. bathtub of her apartment. After this surprisingly graphic and movie, The Exorcist, hit theaters. Even The Exorcist’s di- lent voodoo priestess in East LA, the priestess reveals an af- But in comparing them to one another, there isn’t really any depressing suicide scene in the film’s first five minutes, Jus- rector, William Friedkin, went on record to call The Devil fair Melinda’s boyfriend is having via her magic cell phone. way around it. If The Devil in Miss Jones series were porn’s tine awakens to find herself in limbo, portrayed as a Spanish in Miss Jones a great film, as it became the seventh most Melinda asks her to put a curse on her boyfriend which will version of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies, Gerard Da- farmhouse in the woods. There she meets the black-attired profitable movie of that year. Its effective use of ambience cause his dick to feel like it’s getting stabbed while fucking miano’s version is like Wes Craven’s original film: a true Mr. Abaca, who serves as the personification of death itself. and mood in everything from its production design to the her. But the voodoo priestess tells her not to worry about her classic that transcends its era and own genre. As for Paul He tells Justine that despite her pure and virtuous life, she style of the title sequence give the movie an unearthly feel, cheating boyfriend because she will meet a new and powerful Thomas, his version of The Devil in Miss Jones is more like is to be excluded from heaven, having committed suicide. which likely has never been (and never will be) duplicated man (could it be—Satan?) whom she will have many children the Michael Bay production. After her futile plea for salvation, a sympathetic Mr. Abaca in any other adult movie. with. Despite what she knows, Melinda decides to write the decides that she can indulge in the sin of lust to actually Between 1981 and 2005, seven different incarnations of article exposing the priestess as a fraud for the more exciting warrant her place in hell. She is then sent to see The Teacher, The Devil in Miss Jones were made in sequels and remakes. story. But it causes all hell to break loose for her. The rest of the played by Deep Throat’s Harry Reems, who cures Justine of They attracted some of the era’s big names like the movie is a bunch of half assed David Lynch style hallucina- all her inhibitions and instructs her on how to perform oral Dark Brothers and Jenna Jameson, and have been tion scenes that look like they took 20 minutes to cut together on Apple’s Final Cut Pro. Hell turns out to look exactly like

exotic magazine | x m a g . c o m 3 5 ith what could be the first step to the eventual legalization ing and other regulations. of marijuana, Measure 74, which addresses the responsible State revenues: The system will generate $3–$20 million per year for regulation of medical marijuana, will appear on this month’s Oregon’s budget from taxes and fees paid by participants—much more Wballot. This measure, if passed, will put Oregon into the same than the cost of regulation. organizational structure as California, where the system for regulating When they put it that way, two things come to mind: medical marijuana continues to operate with questionable success and 1. It sound likes it’s just another way to grease the palms of the state productivity. On Obama’s visit to Portland last month, peaceful supporters while finding a new way to police the cannabis community. outnumbered protesters who together dominated the numbers on the street 2. Measure74.com needs to get a new web designer and media consultant. outside the convention center rallying for or against the cause. Here in the When you click “who supports Measure 74” on the site, you are taken office (where I must admit, a number of staff members have a special place to a page that states, “Sorry, no posts matched your criteria.” Fortunately, in their hearts for marijuana), I was surprised to learn that the majority of further investigation on this topic was much more informative. Oregon us were unclear as to what exactly Measure 74 would bring (or take away) NORML, the largest affiliate of the National Organization for the Reform from the table. I hope the following will help all of you make an educated of Marijuana Laws, encourages a yes vote on ballot M74. Until recently, decision when you vote this month. Oregon NORML was neutral on this issue: “As a NORML affiliate, our Director of the Oregon Green Free Clinic and co-author of Measure 74, mission is cannabis legalization for all adults,” said Executive Director Anthony Johnson provided an informative list of “wills and will nots” in Madeline Martinez. “Despite our efforts, the Oregon Cannabis Tax Act reference to misunderstandings regarding M74: did not make the ballot. Our next attempt to end cannabis prohibition is M74 only adds new cards and more choices for patients. It doesn’t af- at least two years away—a long wait for the vast majority of Oregon’s fect the current medical marijuana program in any way. If you are satisfied cannabis consumers.” Oregon NORML was originally reluctant to sup- with the current program and don’t want to change anything, you won’t port ballot Measure 74 based on unregulated dispensaries in other West- have to under M74. ern states, where cannabis prices would exceed the budget of those on M74 will allow dispensaries in Oregon. fixed incomes. Russ Belville, (NORML’s National Outreach Coordinator) M74 will allow producers (those who choose to grow for dispensaries) provided an analysis of Measure 74 highlighting the differences between to supply those dispensaries. Oregon’s proposed dispensaries program and dispensaries in California M74 will have a $1000 annual fee to the producer for these dispensaries. and Colorado. “His analysis addressed our concerns regarding black mar- M74 will have a 10% tax on the gross revenue. ket pricing. Expert growers report that they can produce quality medicine M74 will not cost patients who want to grow or will continue to grow at a sustainable profit selling to dispensaries for $100 per ounce. When for themselves. Measure 74 passes, our business projections show that our state-regulated M74 will not have a 10% tax on the gross for patients who grow for nonprofit dispensaries can provide medicine to patients for a maximum of themselves. $150 per ounce,” Martinez concludes. M74 will not cost a grower who wants to grow or continue to grow for Even former Portland Police Chief and Mayor Tom Potter endorses his or her personal patients. the measure, stating that “the current lack of a regulated supply system M74 will not have a 10% tax on the grower who grows for their per- in Oregon’s medical marijuana law leads to misunderstanding, conflict sonal patients. and abuse.” Kate Zawidzki, legislative assistant of the MPP (Marijuana M74 only affects those who choose to become producers or work for Policy Project) urges that “M74 will give the citizens of Oregon the op- a dispensary. The rules, regulations and fees only ap- portunity to provide medical marijuana patients safe, reliable and legal ac- ply to producers and dispensaries and do not affect cess to the medicine they need by allowing patients to safely obtain their growers, patients or caregivers in any way. medicine from regulated, nonprofit dispensaries. In addition, the measure While those in favor of M74 are obviously will help create jobs, accountability in the medical marijuana program and the registered controllers of Measure74.com, the tax revenue to help the state.” home page of this half-assed website points out Many opponents of Measure 74 don’t believe that medical marijuana the strongest selling points as providing: should be legal in Oregon at all. Clatsop County Sheriff Tom Bergin spon- Regulated supply: Qualified patients could sored a ballot measure to repeal Oregon’s medical marijuana law and re- obtain medical marijuana from regu- place it with a new government-run program to distribute pharmaceutical lated, nonprofit clinics like phar- drugs at taxpayer expense. macies. Some of the most common arguments opposing M74 include: Strict controls & account- • Marijuana is not a medicine. In reality, new research findings point ability: Suppliers would to marijuana’s value in treating pain and multiple sclerosis, in addition be subject to background to its well-recognized value in preventing nausea and vomiting. That’s checks, inspections, record why more than 3,300 different Oregon doctors have recommended it as a keeping, auditing and zon- medicine to their patients. • This initiative legalizes marijuana. For 12 years, the state has oper- ated a rigorously controlled program by which patients obtain credentials from a state agency only after their physician has approved medical use of marijuana. M74 simply provides those qualified patients a way to obtain medical marijuana. Meanwhile, non-medical users—probably 90% or more of all the people consuming marijuana in Oregon—remain subject to current law and must continue to obtain marijuana on the black market. After injecting six hours worth of information on M74 into my crani- um, I can now say that I have decided to support the measure. The choice is now yours my friends. I hope you are able to make a slightly more educated decision on this measure. Just be sure your voice is heard by voting on M74 in this month’s election.

3 6 exotic magazine | x m a g . c o m ith what could be the first step to the eventual legalization ing and other regulations. of marijuana, Measure 74, which addresses the responsible State revenues: The system will generate $3–$20 million per year for regulation of medical marijuana, will appear on this month’s Oregon’s budget from taxes and fees paid by participants—much more Wballot. This measure, if passed, will put Oregon into the same than the cost of regulation. organizational structure as California, where the system for regulating When they put it that way, two things come to mind: medical marijuana continues to operate with questionable success and 1. It sound likes it’s just another way to grease the palms of the state productivity. On Obama’s visit to Portland last month, peaceful supporters while finding a new way to police the cannabis community. outnumbered protesters who together dominated the numbers on the street 2. Measure74.com needs to get a new web designer and media consultant. outside the convention center rallying for or against the cause. Here in the When you click “who supports Measure 74” on the site, you are taken office (where I must admit, a number of staff members have a special place to a page that states, “Sorry, no posts matched your criteria.” Fortunately, in their hearts for marijuana), I was surprised to learn that the majority of further investigation on this topic was much more informative. Oregon us were unclear as to what exactly Measure 74 would bring (or take away) NORML, the largest affiliate of the National Organization for the Reform from the table. I hope the following will help all of you make an educated of Marijuana Laws, encourages a yes vote on ballot M74. Until recently, decision when you vote this month. Oregon NORML was neutral on this issue: “As a NORML affiliate, our Director of the Oregon Green Free Clinic and co-author of Measure 74, mission is cannabis legalization for all adults,” said Executive Director Anthony Johnson provided an informative list of “wills and will nots” in Madeline Martinez. “Despite our efforts, the Oregon Cannabis Tax Act reference to misunderstandings regarding M74: did not make the ballot. Our next attempt to end cannabis prohibition is M74 only adds new cards and more choices for patients. It doesn’t af- at least two years away—a long wait for the vast majority of Oregon’s fect the current medical marijuana program in any way. If you are satisfied cannabis consumers.” Oregon NORML was originally reluctant to sup- with the current program and don’t want to change anything, you won’t port ballot Measure 74 based on unregulated dispensaries in other West- have to under M74. ern states, where cannabis prices would exceed the budget of those on M74 will allow dispensaries in Oregon. fixed incomes. Russ Belville, (NORML’s National Outreach Coordinator) M74 will allow producers (those who choose to grow for dispensaries) provided an analysis of Measure 74 highlighting the differences between to supply those dispensaries. Oregon’s proposed dispensaries program and dispensaries in California M74 will have a $1000 annual fee to the producer for these dispensaries. and Colorado. “His analysis addressed our concerns regarding black mar- M74 will have a 10% tax on the gross revenue. ket pricing. Expert growers report that they can produce quality medicine M74 will not cost patients who want to grow or will continue to grow at a sustainable profit selling to dispensaries for $100 per ounce. When for themselves. Measure 74 passes, our business projections show that our state-regulated M74 will not have a 10% tax on the gross for patients who grow for nonprofit dispensaries can provide medicine to patients for a maximum of themselves. $150 per ounce,” Martinez concludes. M74 will not cost a grower who wants to grow or continue to grow for Even former Portland Police Chief and Mayor Tom Potter endorses his or her personal patients. the measure, stating that “the current lack of a regulated supply system M74 will not have a 10% tax on the grower who grows for their per- in Oregon’s medical marijuana law leads to misunderstanding, conflict sonal patients. and abuse.” Kate Zawidzki, legislative assistant of the MPP (Marijuana M74 only affects those who choose to become producers or work for Policy Project) urges that “M74 will give the citizens of Oregon the op- a dispensary. The rules, regulations and fees only ap- portunity to provide medical marijuana patients safe, reliable and legal ac- ply to producers and dispensaries and do not affect cess to the medicine they need by allowing patients to safely obtain their growers, patients or caregivers in any way. medicine from regulated, nonprofit dispensaries. In addition, the measure While those in favor of M74 are obviously will help create jobs, accountability in the medical marijuana program and the registered controllers of Measure74.com, the tax revenue to help the state.” home page of this half-assed website points out Many opponents of Measure 74 don’t believe that medical marijuana the strongest selling points as providing: should be legal in Oregon at all. Clatsop County Sheriff Tom Bergin spon- Regulated supply: Qualified patients could sored a ballot measure to repeal Oregon’s medical marijuana law and re- obtain medical marijuana from regu- place it with a new government-run program to distribute pharmaceutical lated, nonprofit clinics like phar- drugs at taxpayer expense. macies. Some of the most common arguments opposing M74 include: Strict controls & account- • Marijuana is not a medicine. In reality, new research findings point ability: Suppliers would to marijuana’s value in treating pain and multiple sclerosis, in addition be subject to background to its well-recognized value in preventing nausea and vomiting. That’s checks, inspections, record why more than 3,300 different Oregon doctors have recommended it as a keeping, auditing and zon- medicine to their patients. • This initiative legalizes marijuana. For 12 years, the state has oper- ated a rigorously controlled program by which patients obtain credentials from a state agency only after their physician has approved medical use of marijuana. M74 simply provides those qualified patients a way to obtain medical marijuana. Meanwhile, non-medical users—probably 90% or more of all the people consuming marijuana in Oregon—remain subject to current law and must continue to obtain marijuana on the black market. After injecting six hours worth of information on M74 into my crani- um, I can now say that I have decided to support the measure. The choice is now yours my friends. I hope you are able to make a slightly more educated decision on this measure. Just be sure your voice is heard by voting on M74 in this month’s election.

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blush 3 food C L AIRPORT E O M 130 123 D 139 4 137 Daily 7am-2:30am Daily 11am-2am LIBERATED WORLD BA 5145 SE McLoughlin Blvd | (503) 236-8559 A R A M D S I R T. 153 R 104 The Landing Strip 30 food THE VIEWPOINT 42 food 10660 SE Division | (503) 257-6881 PO Mon-Fri 11am-2:30am, Sat 4pm-2:30am, U H . R I T 6210 NE Columbia | (503) 281-3212 82nd & NE Killngsworth | (503) 254-0191 Daily 24 hours R L D W L R

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4 food Y V 3 BOOM BOOM ROOM D O . S S 2 lucky devil lounge 47 food UNION JACKS 43 food 1720 SE 122nd | (503) 252-2017 KY E R 108 n 8345 SW Barbur Blvd | (503) 244-7630 L W 126 30 D L O d 42 633 SE Powell Blvd | (503) 206-7350 938 E. Burnside | (503) 236-1125 Mon-Thurs 10:30am-7:30pm, Fri 10:30am-9pm, IN 118 114 KILLI NGSW ORT H . W I Daily 2pm-2am S E 134 A B L Daily 7am-2:30am Daily 2pm-2:30am Sat 10:30am-8pm L V 120 BOTTOMS UP! 5 food V L 117 D A E 130 Lure Exotic Lounge 2 food 505 CLUB 45 food OH ZONE 126 . M . 16900 NW St. Helens | (503) 621-9844 E T 21 T M SA 11051 SW Barbur Blvd | (503) 244-3320 505 NW Burnside, Gresham | (503) 666-2286 6218 NE Columbia | (503) 284-4759 WASHINGTON E 29 ND

L Y Mon-Thu 12pm-12am, Fri-Sat 12pm-2am, 46 T BL . R E K FIE LD VD D SQUARE R KI . N E X . Daily 11:30am-2:30am Daily 11am-2:30am Daily 10am-3am Y R I FREMONT ST. NG R D 148 BA P R Sun 12pm-10pm RR V W J E FE Y S L S S R SW

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V . E 17544 SE Stark | (503) 252-3529 115 .

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Daily 4pm-2:30am I R UR 45 L B 3 F US 205 L M mystic gentlemen’s club 52 food 8am-1am, Sun 8am-11pm PASSIONATE DREAMS (2) 130 I E W OREGON 9 48 food C . A

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A ALL ADULT VIDEO 103 6644 SE 82nd Ave | (503) 775-6665 L L 9950 SE Stark St | (503) 477-9523 P S V 34 O V 403 SW Stark | (503) 227-3936 E A N O 131 . G S D V R E U E Daily 11am-2:30am 14555 SE McLoughlin Blvd | (503) 652-2004 10518-B NE Sandy Blvd | (503) 252-5559 W A D E .

B E Mon-Fri 3pm-2:30am, Sat 4pm-2:30am, . W 145 G 124 S S W R . S . D G H mynt gentlemen’s club 55 food Daily 24 hours Daily 10am-4am Y R O DIVISION ST. 144 136 26 Sun 6pm-2:30am R E R 127103 L 147 123 37 Y I R R K A N 3390 NE Sandy | (503) 208-2496 AREA 69 104 PEEP HOLE / MR. PEEP’S (2) 131 E R L A 116 E N T. DANCIN’ BARE 11 food F F 47 148 DIV ISION S P B 28 D. 22 50 S D Daily 3pm-2am 7720 SE 82nd Ave | (503) 774-5544 709 SE 122nd | (503) 257-8617 DURHAM R S E A L . L 8POWELVL BLVD. 109 8440 N Interstate | (503) 285-9073 D N A C 142 R L 17 15

27 food N O V I D 53 NICOLAI ST. CLUBHOUSE Daily 10am-2am 20625 SW TV Hwy, Aloha OR | (503) 356-5624 O F O E 12 .

Daily 11:30am-2:30am YO 33I H B A N 134 . C 38 140 13

2460 NW 24th | (503) 227-5384 BLUE SPOT VIDEO 106 Daily 24 hours C C R 101

food W E H 134 51 DEVILS POINT 12 S 20 S 10 W W HOLGATE BLVD. Mon-Fri 9am-2:30am Sat 11am-2:30am 3232 NE 82nd | (503) 251-8944 | Daily 24 hours Private Rendezvous 154 O HOLGATE BLVD. 116 9 5305 SE Foster | (503) 774-4513 112 L Y 28 food 150 LSD ALE HWY. . 129 THE PALLAS BLUsh boutique 9525 SW Beaverton Hillsdale Hwy. | (503) 626-7371 154 B EAVE RTON- HI L Daily 11am-2:30am 3 13639 SE Powell | (503) 760-8128 611 SE Morrison St | (503) 481-8788 PussycatS 134 131 36 14 doc’s 9 food 122 (5 miles west of 217) 40 Mon-Sa 11:30am-2:30am Sun 1pm-2:30am Mon-Fri 12pm-7pm Sat-Sun 12pm-5pm 3414 NE 82nd | (503) 327-8095 TOCK FO 4229 SE 82nd Ave | (503) 788-1500 WO OD S STE 39 YT H E RD R R 29 food Brittani’s SECRET RENDEZVOUS 136 RS . D. Daily 11am-2:30am PIRATE’S COVE 5226 SE Foster Rd | (503) 206-5656 149 F O 12503 SE Division #C | (503) 285-5058 SW Barbur Blvd. @ SW 53rd Ave | (503) 244-4221 13 food 7417 NE Sandy | (503) 287-8900 C THE DOLPHIN I E 130 D 139 4 137

Daily 11am-2:30am Daily 24 hours 8666A SW Canyon Rd | (503) 297-1010 A M 17180 SE McLoughlin | (503) 654-9366 R 104

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R 31 545 SE Tacoma | (503) 232-6813 9815 SW Capitol Hwy | (503) 768-9305 SHEENA’S G-SPOT (2) 137 S 14 food A B N THE DOLPHIN II L 1

Y Y V O 3 D S Mon-Sat 10am-2:30am Sun 1pm-1am Sun-Thu 9am-1am Fri-Sat 9am-2am 3400 NE 82nd Ave | (503) 261-1111 . E V 2

R E 10860 SW Beaverton Hills. Hwy L 108 T ER n ROOSTER’S 32 food CATHIE’S 109 8315 SW Barbur Blvd | (503) 244-6666 D O AN d . W S (503) 627-0666 | Daily 11:30am-2am S 134 M A E V 605 N Columbia | (503)289-1351 8201 SE Powell #H | (503) 771-9979 Daily 24 hours M 117 DOUBLE DRIBBLE Lounge 15 food E Mon-Sat 11am-2am Sun 12pm-12am Daily 9am-12am SILVER SPOON 139 O . 13550 SE Powell | (503) 760-7096 R I LA 10 food 152 WASHINGTON T A R ED ND R rose city strip centerfold suites 8521 SW Barbur Blvd | (503) 245-0489 . E L D. Daily 11am-2:30am D SQUARE R KI G R D. RY R H N 3620 SE 35th Pl | (503) 239-1004 314 W Burnside, Suite 300-A | (503) 222-9823 Mon-Sat 10am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm FER W DREAM ON SALOON 16 food OLL S W

H I 8 SC L Y 112 140 . 2 CLACKAMAS Daily 3pm-2:30am D.K. WILDS THE SMOKE SHACK W L

15920 SE Stark | (503) 253-8765 S 2 n I G TOWN CENTER

d SAFARI SHOWCLUB 33 food 13355 SW Henry | (503) 643-6645 5030 SE Foster Rd | (503) 775-3646 K Mon-Sat 11am-2am, Sun 1pm-2am E E A R R SU N V N Y 3000 SE Powell | (503) 231-9199 Daily 24 hours Mon-Sat 8am-8pm, Sun 9am-8pm R SI B E D DV8 17 PK W E Y . R Daily 11am-2:30am EXOTIC NIGHTS BOOKS 114 SPARTACUS LEATHERS 141 L D. 5021 SE Powell Blvd | (503) 788-7178 V SASSY’S BAR & GRILL 34 food 5620 NE MLK Blvd | (503) 493-3944 300 SW 12th Ave | (503) 224-2604 | Mon-Thurs D Daily 2pm-2:15am . S C

. W O 927 SE Morrison | (503) 231-1606 Mon-Sat 11am-Midnight, Sun 3pm-10pm 10am-11pm, Fri-Sat 10am-12pm, Sun 12pm-9pm Y U N eagle creek inn 53 food T RY W CL H U B Daily 10:30am-2:30am Live Models: Mon-Sun 8am-3am TABOO VIDEO (4) 144 H RD. 25960 SE Eagle Creek Rd. | (503) 630-5373 C A K I R 40 food F L US 116 L shimmers gentlemen’s club FANTASYLAND (2) Downtown: 311 NW Broadway | (503) 227-3443 I E W M Daily 8am-2am C A B Y C A 8000 SE Foster | (971) 230 - 0047 5228 SE Foster Rd (503) 775-0094 Portland: 237 SE MLK Blvd | (503) 239-1678 L L P V O full moon bar and grill 51 food G O D E U Daily 24 hours Portland: 2330 SE 82nd Ave | (503) 777-6033 W Mon-Sat 9:30am-2:30am Sun 10am-2:30am . W G S . S 28014 SE Wally Rd | (503) 663-0581 D H R O SOOBIE’S 35 food 16014 SE 82nd Dr (503) 655-4667 Vancouver: 4811 NE 94th Ave | (360) 254-1126 E 103 L Y K I Sun-Thurs 11am-12am, Fri-Sat 11am-2:30am RR L A N 116 FE 333 SE 122nd | (503) 253-8892 Daily 24 hours Daily 24 hours P food RD. 22 50 S B Glimmers Gentlemen’s Club 38 DURHAM E A 8 L 153 149 N C V Mon-Sat 11:30am-2:30am, Sun 4pm-2:30am Fantasy Factory torched illusions O I D 53 3532 SE Powell Blvd | (503) 234-6033 O F I . B C 13 Spyce Gentlemen’s Club 49 food 1232 NE Columbia Blvd | (503) 548-4056 17935 SW Tualatin Valley Hwy | (503) 848-8546 R Daily 11am-2:30am E H W W 33 NW 2nd Ave | (503) 243-4646 FASCINATIONS 117 Sun-Thurs 11am-9pm, Fri-Sat 11am-10pm O 19 food L Y Hawthorne Strip . 1008 SE Hawthorne | (503) 232-9516 Mon-Sun 3pm-2:30am 9515 SE 82nd Ave | (503) 774-4345 VALENTINE VIDEO 145 Daily 2pm-2:30am STARS CABARET Beaverton 36 food Mon-Thu 8am-1am, Fri-Sat 8am-2am, 2037 SE Hawthorne Blvd | (503) 505-7111 DOWNTOWN PORTLAND

4570 SW Lombard Ave | (503) 350-0868 Sun 12pm-12am Mon-Fri 12pm-9pm, Sat-Sun 12pm-6pm NW 2ND AVE. HottieS 20 food RSYT H E RD. NW 3RD AVE. F O 10140 SW Canyon Rd | (503) 643-7377 Mon-Sat 11am-2:00am, Sun 4pm-2am FAT COBRA VIDEO 118 X-OTIC TAN 147

STARS Cabaret bridgeport 50 food 5940 N Interstate | (503) 247-DICK (3425) 8431 SE Division | (503) 257-0622 NW EVERETT ST. 24 SE 6TH AVE. SE 7TH AVE. Mon-Fri 1pm-2:30am, Sat-Sun 4pm-2:30am NW EVERETT ST. NW 4TH AVE. 17939 SW McEwan Rd | (503) 726-2403 Daily 10am-4am Daily 24 hours 144 JD’S BAR ‘N’ GRILL 21 food NW DAVIS ST. NE DAVIS ST.

4523 NE 60th | (503) 288-9771 Mon-Sat 11am-2am, Sun 4pm-2am FROLICS 120 49 8845 NE Sandy Blvd | (503) 408-9640 NW COUCH ST. V E

T E NE COUCH ST. Daily 10am-2:30am R A N S NE SANDY BLVD. Daily 24 hours W. BURNSI 6 M BURNSIDE BRIDGE DE ST. W. BURNSIDE ST. E 43 E. BURNSIDE ST. 141 152 129 M SW ANKENY ST.O 25 R I SE ANKENY ST. LA W SW ASH ST. A R ED ND R MOR SW WASH SW OAK ST. L D. RI H SON SW STARK ST. SW PINE ST. ST. W SE ASH ST. ING Y

TO . SE 13TH AVE. SW ALDER N ST. 48 SE PINE ST. SE 6TH AVE. SE 7TH AVE.

ST. SE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. BLVD. SE 3RD AVE. 3RD SE SE OAK ST.

SE 2ND AVE.

SW 2ND AVE. SE STARK ST. SE 11TH AVE. SE 12TH AVE. SW TAYLOR ST. SE 14TH AVE. SE WASHINGTON ST. SW 3RD AVE. 144 SW 5TH AVE. MORR SW 4TH AVE. SW 6TH AVE. ISON B SE ALDER ST. SW BROADWAY AVE. RID 34 SW 14TH AVE. GE SW SALMON ST. SE MORRISON ST. 150 SW 13TH AVE.

SW 12TH AVE.

SW MAIN ST. SE 8TH AVE. SW 11TH AVE. SE BELMONT ST. SW 10TH AVE.

SE WATER AVE. SW MADISON ST. SW JEFFERSON ST. SE YAMHILL ST.

SE TAYLOR ST. SE 13TH AVE.

SE SALMON ST.

NW 2ND AVE.

NW 3RD AVE. HAWTHORNE BRIDGE SE MAIN ST.

NW EVERETT ST. 24 SE 6TH AVE. SE 7TH AVE. NW EVERETT ST. NW 4TH AVE. SE MADISON ST. 144 DAVIS ST. NW NE DAVIS ST. 145

SE HAWTHORNE ST. 3 8 19 exotic magazine | x m a g . c o m NW COUCH ST. 49

NE COUCH ST. NE SANDY BLVD. W. BURNSIDE ST. W. BURNSIDE ST. 6 BURNSIDE BRIDGE 43 141 152 129 E. BURNSIDE ST. SW ANKENY ST. 25 SE ANKENY ST. W SW ASH ST. MOR SW WASH SW OAK ST. RI SON SW STARK ST. SW PINE ST. ST. SE ASH ST. ING

TO SE 13TH AVE. SW ALDER N ST. 48 SE PINE ST. SE 6TH AVE. SE 7TH AVE.

ST. SE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. BLVD. SE 3RD AVE. 3RD SE SE OAK ST.

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SW MAIN ST. SE 8TH AVE. SW 11TH AVE. SE BELMONT ST. SW 10TH AVE.

SE WATER AVE. SW MADISON ST. SW JEFFERSON ST. SE YAMHILL ST.

SE TAYLOR ST. SE 13TH AVE.

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TO . SE 13TH AVE. SW ALDER N ST. 48 SE PINE ST. SE 6TH AVE. SE 7TH AVE.

ST. SE MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. BLVD. SE 3RD AVE. 3RD SE SE OAK ST.

SE 2ND AVE.

SW 12TH AVE.

SW MAIN ST. SE 8TH AVE. SW 11TH AVE. SE BELMONT ST. SW 10TH AVE.

SE WATER AVE. SW MADISON ST. SW JEFFERSON ST. SE YAMHILL ST.

SE TAYLOR ST. SE 13TH AVE.

SE SALMON ST.

NW 2ND AVE.

NW 3RD AVE. HAWTHORNE BRIDGE SE MAIN ST.

NW EVERETT ST. 24 SE 6TH AVE. SE 7TH AVE. NW EVERETT ST. NW 4TH AVE. SE MADISON ST. 144 DAVIS ST. NW NE DAVIS ST. 145

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A lot of women hide and still fuck their old flames but never admit it because they don’t want First, I would like to say great job to to look stupid. The fact that you are willing to admit you wouldn’t all the participants in the Miss Nude say stop is the first step. I think everyone has met her match at one Oregon Pageant® 2010. I was a judge point in her life sexually. You might keep them forever or just get again this year and it was an honor to to savor the sweet memory of the “perfect sex.” Anytime there is watch Portland dancers compete! The great sex in a relationship, it makes it hard to say good-bye. All dancers put a ton of hard work, money you can really do is stay away from him if that is what you really and preparation into their acts for their choose. The best way to gain understanding is to have a little talk chance at becoming the next Miss Nude with yourself about the pros and cons of the relationship. Leaving Oregon®. Also, big ups to John Voge, editor extraordinaire, who a good sex partner can be tough, but if they are no good for you, works his ass off every year hosting, yelling and organizing the sometimes you just have to quit. If you feel there is hope, then why event and deserves a “Great effin job, John!” All of the contestants not try the relationship again? However, if it’s all about the sex and worked hard and deserve some love! Good job ladies! Once again, he is no good then it’s time to start looking for someone else that the Spyce and Mynt club owners win my vote for representing their can make you feel that hot and horny! Remember, there is always girls the hardest—proudly buying them roses and beads, along with a new man with new ways to please. A man with “new hands” and all the hardcore cheerleading from their entourage! Club Rouge “new moves” might be exactly what you need, my dear! Accept came in a real close second with an awesome crew of support and that dick with high honors or go find some new dick that might be some great giveaways to the crowd. I love it when clubs support the even better. Happy hunting or happy fucking! dancers with big signs and props; it’s what makes it a real show! I would love to see the contest move to the next level at a big venue Dear Sheena, that can support all the clubs (the way it was when Phil Yoder did I want to experiment with sex toys with my girl but she says she it back in the day). It would be great to see every club represented. is not that kind of girl and wants me to wait until we are together Regardless, to all the women who worked hard to compete, I no- longer. I like porn and watching girls do naughty things. I feel like ticed your hard work and you get my praise! when I am watching porn, I am cheating on her in a way because I have chosen this month’s emails from my sexy readers. I want she had told me she does not like me to watch it. She is enough. to encourage all of you to email me at [email protected] with Our sex is great but I want to “watch.” If she would just do what any naughty questions you would like to ask. For you curious be- I want, I could give up my weekly porn day! Should I demand her ginners, you can learn all about some new sex toys on my You- to try? Would I chase the chance away? We have been together 3 Tube SexTalk channel by searching “GspotSexTalk.” months. When do I know when it is long enough? I was pleased to have a few dancers tell me they read my column Signed, and it made me smile that some dancers agreed with my readers Happy But Horny For More! and are considering growing out their bush. Times are changing Well hi, Happy! I just think you’re going about this all wrong. and they are missing money by staying bold and bald! You have to make a “trip” out of it. 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Don’t talk about bushes, boners looking thru binoculars on the beaches and perverts it; get her to the goods baby! Thanks for your email and have fun doing drive-bys on boats. I really want to rally all of the cool adult shopping with your girl. industry people to pick a nude beach here in Oregon and make it This November I am releasing new music! You can download the hot nude beach spot. Make it an actual tourist attraction. After it at sheenagmusic.com. I will be performing and posting all my all, we are lucky enough to have them and have enough tits and dates on my site. I also look forward to hearing some more hot, ass here in the clubs; we should rule the nude beach thing! It just juicy sex topics next month. I think the blumpkin one is still at an makes sense. I say we unite all the strippers, adult industry staff all-time high for my readers’ favorites! Have a happy Thanksgiv- and uninhibited adults everywhere and just pick a beach and des- ing and great kinky sex! ignate it the official “home of the hot nude chicks and dicks.” I am getting excited just typing about it. All good things,

Dear Sheena, I have been broken up with my man for over a month now and each day it gets better and easier. I am feeling much happier and glad it has ended. But if he walked through my door, slapped my

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All dancers put a ton of hard work, money you can really do is stay away from him if that is what you really and preparation into their acts for their choose. The best way to gain understanding is to have a little talk chance at becoming the next Miss Nude with yourself about the pros and cons of the relationship. Leaving Oregon®. Also, big ups to John Voge, editor extraordinaire, who a good sex partner can be tough, but if they are no good for you, works his ass off every year hosting, yelling and organizing the sometimes you just have to quit. If you feel there is hope, then why event and deserves a “Great effin job, John!” All of the contestants not try the relationship again? However, if it’s all about the sex and worked hard and deserve some love! Good job ladies! Once again, he is no good then it’s time to start looking for someone else that the Spyce and Mynt club owners win my vote for representing their can make you feel that hot and horny! Remember, there is always girls the hardest—proudly buying them roses and beads, along with a new man with new ways to please. A man with “new hands” and all the hardcore cheerleading from their entourage! Club Rouge “new moves” might be exactly what you need, my dear! Accept came in a real close second with an awesome crew of support and that dick with high honors or go find some new dick that might be some great giveaways to the crowd. I love it when clubs support the even better. Happy hunting or happy fucking! dancers with big signs and props; it’s what makes it a real show! I would love to see the contest move to the next level at a big venue Dear Sheena, that can support all the clubs (the way it was when Phil Yoder did I want to experiment with sex toys with my girl but she says she it back in the day). It would be great to see every club represented. is not that kind of girl and wants me to wait until we are together Regardless, to all the women who worked hard to compete, I no- longer. I like porn and watching girls do naughty things. I feel like ticed your hard work and you get my praise! when I am watching porn, I am cheating on her in a way because I have chosen this month’s emails from my sexy readers. I want she had told me she does not like me to watch it. She is enough. to encourage all of you to email me at [email protected] with Our sex is great but I want to “watch.” If she would just do what any naughty questions you would like to ask. For you curious be- I want, I could give up my weekly porn day! Should I demand her ginners, you can learn all about some new sex toys on my You- to try? Would I chase the chance away? We have been together 3 Tube SexTalk channel by searching “GspotSexTalk.” months. When do I know when it is long enough? I was pleased to have a few dancers tell me they read my column Signed, and it made me smile that some dancers agreed with my readers Happy But Horny For More! and are considering growing out their bush. Times are changing Well hi, Happy! I just think you’re going about this all wrong. and they are missing money by staying bold and bald! You have to make a “trip” out of it. If she “happens” to go into an Now, it’s time for some Sex Talk! adult store with you, I am sure she will get curious. Plan a day of it after dinner and drinks. You will be surprised at how she will start Dear Sheena, considering adding some fun to your sex life. This is not a topic Why do only overweight, old or gay men go to the nude beaches? to bring up over the phone or in a text. You have to introduce the Signed, idea to her by bringing her into the right environment. Don’t ask Nude Beach Enthusiast at all. She will be the one to pick out what she likes! Your job is Well, I have actually witnessed what you are talking about. Each to have money in your pocket on that special day for whatever she time I have been to the nude beach to do photo shoots with my might want to play with. A lot of women love participating in acts G-Girls, I have encountered wrinkled balls creeping around in the once the toys and fun are placed in front of them. Don’t talk about bushes, boners looking thru binoculars on the beaches and perverts it; get her to the goods baby! Thanks for your email and have fun doing drive-bys on boats. I really want to rally all of the cool adult shopping with your girl. industry people to pick a nude beach here in Oregon and make it This November I am releasing new music! You can download the hot nude beach spot. Make it an actual tourist attraction. After it at sheenagmusic.com. I will be performing and posting all my all, we are lucky enough to have them and have enough tits and dates on my site. I also look forward to hearing some more hot, ass here in the clubs; we should rule the nude beach thing! It just juicy sex topics next month. I think the blumpkin one is still at an makes sense. I say we unite all the strippers, adult industry staff all-time high for my readers’ favorites! Have a happy Thanksgiv- and uninhibited adults everywhere and just pick a beach and des- ing and great kinky sex! ignate it the official “home of the hot nude chicks and dicks.” I am getting excited just typing about it. All good things,

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There is a point in nearly all musicians’ careers (excluding Tom Waits and David Bowie) during which the songwriter/band puts down their mic/instrument and picks up a rail of shitty, over-cut coke and exclaims “fuck it, I/we am/are completely out of ideas.” Whereas “writer’s block” is a phrase used to describe the dilemmas of crappy, underpaid columnists who are unable to bullshit their way through a thousand words of deadline-making reader-friendly “content,” the same can apply to a popular idea held by musicians—that being the notion of “creativity.” Regardless of genre or complexity, there are eight notes in any given musical scale included in a song. This can be quite limiting. To put it in relative terms, imagine if every stripper in Portland suffered simultaneous strokes, leaving club owners and booking agents with eight dancers to serve nearly 50 establishments. Sure, you could shuffle the dancers around and bullshit your way through theme sets and a buffet of stage names before a particular audience of customers called your bluff, but this would be short-lived time—one that would be immediately followed by the closure of practically every club not featuring paraplegic or visibly retarded (aka “recession proof”) dancers. When attempting to find a way to write and produce new material without sucking, musicians can easily draw influence from established acts and their time-tested material without brazenly ripping of their sources. B.B. King’s riffs have been repeated thousands of times by rock musicians, a four-pattern drum beat cannot be copyrighted and sampling “that one Kraftwerk song” in a rap instrumental is far from a modern-day crime. However, the act of blatantly plagia- rizing the intricate work of another artist is, in fact, a crime. When I was merely a teenager with two VCRs and a forged membership to the local video store, those FBI warnings at the beginning of movies used to make me laugh (“Sir, lower the helicopter and deploy the troops, we are zeroing in on an illegal copy of Sleepaway Camp III”). It turns out that the FBI does prosecute for this type of infringement, but only when violators have more than 17 bucks in their bank accounts. Although there are popular instances of illegal sampling (“Ice Ice Baby” being the prime example), there exists a large number of uncredited rip-offs that are shamelessly passed off as originals without any consequence. As a DJ and avid supporter of the FBI, I feel it is my duty to illuminate the following:

fERGIE (Of bLACk EYEd PEAS) - “fERGALICIOuS” Although BEP have derived their entire catalogue from shamelessly lifting some of the most recognizable samples to date, soloist Fergie really stepped up her game in ripping off J.J. Fad’s “Supersonic” beat-for-beat, lyric-for-lyric and without even a minimal drop of originality or a touch of Weird Al-style homage. The real problem with this particular Black-Eyed rip-off is the fact that the song it rips off is also a really horrible tune. Imagine if Goodwill sold repackaged Taco Bell burritos as “slightly used food items.” Now, imagine if hundreds of thousands of teenage girls and adult strippers demanded Goodwill tacos from professional disc jo-, er…chefs. Even hot sauce wouldn’t help the stomach pains associated with digestion of either of these products.

dANdY wARhOLS - “bOhEMIAN LIkE YOu” Aside from being pretentious douchebag hipster trash, the Dandy Warhols are also guilty of failing to attribute the only recognizable single of their 20-year “career” to a small band from the UK known to music connoisseurs as the Rolling Stones. Although it is debatable whether or not Warhols ripped “Bohemian” off of “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” or “Gimme Shelter,” the fact remains that both potential sources were written by the same band. Whereas Fergie proves that turds have a half-life, the Warhols showcase their ability to replicate retro hipster crap as modern hipster crap. If a metaphorical seething pot of irony soup isn’t already boiling over with disgust in your mental palette, consider that both source tracks were written about the Vietnam War. Enjoy your coke binge, Holocenesters. Just don’t forget that your favorite song is a by-product of napalm and genocide.

fINGER ELEVEN – “PARALYZER” I actually like this song. But I’m a strip club DJ, so my taste in music shouldn’t weigh into any discussion on the subject. The problem with “Paralyzer” is that, aside from specific lyrics, the song is a near-exact cover of Skid Row’s “Youth Gone Wild.” Taking into account the introduction, breakdown, choral structure, BPM and length of both songs, it is surprising that Skid Row hasn’t crawled out of whatever used record store or auto repair shop they are currently working in to sue the hell out of Finger Eleven. Usually, one-hit wonders get ripped off, not the other way around. If you can name another Finger Eleven song, or if you can find a way to forget the dozens of legitimately decent Skid Row singles, you are way too young to be reading this magazine. A note to nu-metal-emo-pop-punkers: jacking music from ’80s bands is generally an unwise idea, considering that two decades ago the guys with long hair and tight pants worked on Choppers, not fixies. Nikki Sixx and Axl Rose will kick your ass.

MAdONNA (wITh hELP fROM LENNY kRAVITZ) – “JuSTIfY MY LOVE” Madonna has a very special gift: the ability to lift the material (within one song) from multitudes of artists while still sounding as far from original as is humanly possible. Ignoring her fake British accent, her brief stint with Latino-influenced music and the horrible movies that wasted more VHS tape packaging than a Lady Gaga outfit, Madonna’s worst crime to date involves “Justify My Love”—a boring, repetitive song enjoyed only by gay men under 30 and strippers over 40. The “original” lyrics were “written” for Madonna by Lenny Kravitz (a guy who has five albums and not one original song), who plagiarized them from a poem by Ingrid Chavez. Using the same logic that supports fucking a fat girl in the ass because, well, you already kissed her and lost all credibility from your frat buddies, Madonna lifted a beat from Public Enemy’s “Security Of The First World” and used it for “Justify My Love” without even changing the pitch or tempo. A white pop star with a fake British accent hires a wannabe Jimi Hendrix to scam lyrics from a poem about Latina cultural pride and uses a beat from Black Power activists. It is surprising that Madonna didn’t pull a J-Lo and see if she could squeeze an N-bomb into the lyrics as well. 5 4 e xotic magazine | x m a g . c o m There is a point in nearly all musicians’ careers (excluding Tom Waits and David Bowie) during which the songwriter/band puts down their mic/instrument and picks up a rail of shitty, over-cut coke and exclaims “fuck it, I/we am/are completely out of ideas.” Whereas “writer’s block” is a phrase used to describe the dilemmas of crappy, underpaid columnists who are unable to bullshit their way through a thousand words of deadline-making reader-friendly “content,” the same can apply to a popular idea held by musicians—that being the notion of “creativity.” Regardless of genre or complexity, there are eight notes in any given musical scale included in a song. This can be quite limiting. To put it in relative terms, imagine if every stripper in Portland suffered simultaneous strokes, leaving club owners and booking agents with eight dancers to serve nearly 50 establishments. Sure, you could shuffle the dancers around and bullshit your way through theme sets and a buffet of stage names before a particular audience of customers called your bluff, but this would be short-lived time—one that would be immediately followed by the closure of practically every club not featuring paraplegic or visibly retarded (aka “recession proof”) dancers. When attempting to find a way to write and produce new material without sucking, musicians can easily draw influence from established acts and their time-tested material without brazenly ripping of their sources. B.B. King’s riffs have been repeated thousands of times by rock musicians, a four-pattern drum beat cannot be copyrighted and sampling “that one Kraftwerk song” in a rap instrumental is far from a modern-day crime. However, the act of blatantly plagia- rizing the intricate work of another artist is, in fact, a crime. When I was merely a teenager with two VCRs and a forged membership to the local video store, those FBI warnings at the beginning of movies used to make me laugh (“Sir, lower the helicopter and deploy the troops, we are zeroing in on an illegal copy of Sleepaway Camp III”). It turns out that the FBI does prosecute for this type of infringement, but only when violators have more than 17 bucks in their bank accounts. Although there are popular instances of illegal sampling (“Ice Ice Baby” being the prime example), there exists a large number of uncredited rip-offs that are shamelessly passed off as originals without any consequence. As a DJ and avid supporter of the FBI, I feel it is my duty to illuminate the following: fERGIE (Of bLACk EYEd PEAS) - “fERGALICIOuS” Although BEP have derived their entire catalogue from shamelessly lifting some of the most recognizable samples to date, soloist Fergie really stepped up her game in ripping off J.J. Fad’s “Supersonic” beat-for-beat, lyric-for-lyric and without even a minimal drop of originality or a touch of Weird Al-style homage. The real problem with this particular Black-Eyed rip-off is the fact that the song it rips off is also a really horrible tune. Imagine if Goodwill sold repackaged Taco Bell burritos as “slightly used food items.” Now, imagine if hundreds of thousands of teenage girls and adult strippers demanded Goodwill tacos from professional disc jo-, er…chefs. Even hot sauce wouldn’t help the stomach pains associated with digestion of either of these products.

INSANE CLOwN POSSE - “ChERRY PIE” A few years ago, ICP released their only club-friendly song to date—one in which the rap duo uses a very familiar lyrical structure to illustrate their need for a bitch. According to the fatter member of ICP, the song is a cover of a song by Detroit rapper Esham. Upon further investigation, Esham credits his version (titled “Lowlafalana”) to Bay-area rapper Too $hort who, in turn, takes total credit for the song. It turns out that all three-and-a-half musicians mentioned here are all lying, delusional assholes. Although you may be surprised to learn that he is currently doing six-dollar gigs at Elks Lodges and coffee shops (no joke), rapper/DJ Egyptian Lover (of the World Class Wreckin’ Cru, aka Dr. Dre’s first group) originally worked the exact same song (give or take a “bitch” for a “freak”) into his sets during the early ’80s. What is ironic (or simply pathetic, depending on your perspective) is that Lover established himself by performing alongside, among others, Dr. Dre (a person who knows the ins and outs of sampling laws) and Tamika Wright, the then-owner of Ruthless Records and producer/composer of—you guessed it—J.J. Fad’s “Supersonic.” dANdY wARhOLS - “bOhEMIAN LIkE YOu” Aside from being pretentious douchebag hipster trash, the Dandy Warhols are also guilty of failing to attribute the only recognizable single of their 20-year “career” to a small band from the UK known to music connoisseurs as the Rolling Stones. Although it is debatable whether or not Warhols ripped “Bohemian” off of “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” or “Gimme Shelter,” the fact remains that both potential sources were written by the same band. Whereas Fergie proves that turds have a half-life, the Warhols showcase their ability to replicate retro hipster crap as modern hipster crap. If a metaphorical seething pot of irony soup isn’t already boiling over with disgust in your mental palette, consider that both source tracks were written about the Vietnam War. Enjoy your coke binge, Holocenesters. Just don’t forget that your favorite song is a by-product of napalm and genocide. fINGER ELEVEN – “PARALYZER” I actually like this song. But I’m a strip club DJ, so my taste in music shouldn’t weigh into any discussion on the subject. The problem with “Paralyzer” is that, aside from specific lyrics, the song is a near-exact cover of Skid Row’s “Youth Gone Wild.” Taking into account the introduction, breakdown, choral structure, BPM and length of both songs, it is surprising that Skid Row hasn’t crawled out of whatever used record store or auto repair shop they are currently working in to sue the hell out of Finger Eleven. Usually, one-hit wonders get ripped off, not the other way around. If you can name another Finger Eleven song, or if you can find a way to forget the dozens of legitimately decent Skid Row singles, you are way too young to be reading this magazine. A note to nu-metal-emo-pop-punkers: jacking music from ’80s bands is generally an unwise idea, considering that two decades ago the guys with long hair and tight pants worked on Choppers, not fixies. Nikki Sixx and Axl Rose will kick your ass.

MAdONNA (wITh hELP fROM LENNY kRAVITZ) – “JuSTIfY MY LOVE” Madonna has a very special gift: the ability to lift the material (within one song) from multitudes of artists while still sounding as far from original as is humanly possible. Ignoring her fake British accent, her brief stint with Latino-influenced music and the horrible movies that wasted more VHS tape packaging than a Lady Gaga outfit, Madonna’s worst crime to date involves “Justify My Love”—a boring, repetitive song enjoyed only by gay men under 30 and strippers over 40. The “original” lyrics were “written” for Madonna by Lenny Kravitz (a guy who has five albums and not one original song), who plagiarized them from a poem by Ingrid Chavez. Using the same logic that supports fucking a fat girl in the ass because, well, you already kissed her and lost all credibility from your frat buddies, Madonna lifted a beat from Public Enemy’s “Security Of The First World” and used it for “Justify My Love” without even changing the pitch or tempo. A white pop star with a fake British accent hires a wannabe Jimi Hendrix to scam lyrics from a poem about Latina cultural pride and uses a beat from Black Power activists. It is surprising that Madonna didn’t pull a J-Lo and see if she could squeeze an N-bomb into the lyrics as well. e xotic magazine | x m a g . c o m 5 5 5 6 e xotic magazine | x m a g . c o m e xotic magazine | x m a g . c o m 5 7 It’s time again to give you the scoop on whatz happening in P- Wednesdays. There are so many artists in the town who don’t get town and on the national scene. I got the list for BET’s top 10 rap- any exposure—from hip hop and R&B to reggae and rock—but pers of the 21st century. Peep it and see if you agree. Wild Wednes- who all have some very good music. What I’m planning to do is days at Club Rouge will soon be featuring local artists who have have auditions this month to find local artists who are interest- some hot strip club music! And as always, I have another Honey ed in performing a two-song set at Club Rouge during our Wild of the Month for your viewing pleasure. Twist up a fat one and Wednesday nights. The songs must cater to the dancers—nothing let’s go! derogatory or degrading! On Wednesday, November 24, the day before Thanksgiving, Big Dub and I will be performing a couple first up: Top 10 Rappers of the 21st Century of our new jointz at Club Rouge. Recently, BET announced the Top If you or someone you know wants to perform, please send me 10 Emcees of the 21st Century. This an email at [email protected]. We look forward to see- list was chosen by a group of various ing you at Wild Wednesdays. prominent figures in music and radio. The panel consisted of Jermaine Dupri Club Scene (Producer), Chuck “Jigsaw” Creek- Wednesday Nights - DJ Mello Cee and yours truly at Club Rouge, mur (AllHipHop.com), Boi-1da (Pro- 403 SW 4th & Stark ducer), DJ Diamond Kuts (Power 99 Thursday Nights - Brotha Luv, DJ X-Factor, & DJ George at FM - Philadelphia), DJ Greg Street Gossip, 113th & NE Halsey (V103 - Atlanta), Tony Neal (CEO, Friday Nights - Life is Luv Ent. at Club 915, downtown at 915 Core DJs), DJ Timbuck2 (107.5 WGCI – Chicago), Chloe Hill- SW 2nd iard (Managing Editor/Social Media Manager, Vibe Magazine) Sunday Nights - Kevin Berry & DJ Mike Morris at the Grand and DJ Vlad (VladTV.com). All the judges cast their votes and Café, 1021 NE Grand here are the final results: #1 - Eminem #6 - Ludacris dJ Spotlight #2 - Lil Wayne #7 - Drake This month the spotlight shines on my guy DJ Mello Cee! Even #3 - Kanye West #8 - Young Jeezy before we worked or promoted together, I always had an apprecia- #4 - 50 Cent #9 - Jadakiss tion for his skillz. A native of New York and a real class act, Mello #5 - T.I. #10 - Rick Ross has rocked countless parties, nightclubs, strip clubs and private events. He knows how to read the crowd and his musical library is These results were based on which artists’ careers blew up from phenomenal. Big ups and continued success! 1999 to today. The panel compared record sales, radio play and all out skillz. Congrats to all that made the list —keep on puttin’ out honey of the Month the HEAT! This month’s Honey is one of the hardest working ladies in the busi- Next up: wild wednesdays at Club Rouge ness and my friend for life. She’s Every Wednesday night at Club Rouge, I host an evening of also “G-Girl #1.” Congrats Sheena adult entertainment along with my partna’ DJ Mello Cee. We sell G for being the November 2010 raffle tickets that give customers a chance at winning door prizes, Honey of the Month! VIP passes and Group Therapy! What the fuck is Group Therapy you ask? It’s when the winning person selects three sexy honeys to big ups to Cathie’s Lingerie drown him or her in affection on the main stage. We also do dollar For the last five years, Cathie’s dances every half hour. This is when all the ladies come into the Lingerie has been a proud spon- main room of the club and for a dollar, customers can have a quick sor of most of my adult-industry table or lap dance until Mello Cee switches the music and the la- events. They have a huge selection dies rotate to the next customer who’s holding a dollar in the air. of dancer clothing, shoes, toys and Last week it was bananas! There were over 20 sexy-ass dancers other interesting goodies…Check them out at 8201 SE Powell puttin’ it down at the Rouge and the bar was standing room only. Blvd. Much love and thanks for your many years of support! Big ups to the bouncers, the bartenders, waitresses and Shout out to my other sponsors: last but not least, all the la- Westcoast Organic and Hydroponic Supply dies that kept it “crackin.” After talking to the own- Thanks for the love, Shane and Koa! ers Tim and Gordon, we Until next month, y’all keep it “crackin!” all thought it would be a One love, good idea to incorporate J.Mack some live artists into Wild

5 8 e xotic magazine | x m a g . c o m It’s time again to give you the scoop on whatz happening in P- Wednesdays. There are so many artists in the town who don’t get town and on the national scene. I got the list for BET’s top 10 rap- any exposure—from hip hop and R&B to reggae and rock—but pers of the 21st century. Peep it and see if you agree. Wild Wednes- who all have some very good music. What I’m planning to do is days at Club Rouge will soon be featuring local artists who have have auditions this month to find local artists who are interest- some hot strip club music! And as always, I have another Honey ed in performing a two-song set at Club Rouge during our Wild of the Month for your viewing pleasure. Twist up a fat one and Wednesday nights. The songs must cater to the dancers—nothing let’s go! derogatory or degrading! On Wednesday, November 24, the day before Thanksgiving, Big Dub and I will be performing a couple first up: Top 10 Rappers of the 21st Century of our new jointz at Club Rouge. Recently, BET announced the Top If you or someone you know wants to perform, please send me 10 Emcees of the 21st Century. This an email at [email protected]. We look forward to see- list was chosen by a group of various ing you at Wild Wednesdays. prominent figures in music and radio. The panel consisted of Jermaine Dupri Club Scene (Producer), Chuck “Jigsaw” Creek- Wednesday Nights - DJ Mello Cee and yours truly at Club Rouge, mur (AllHipHop.com), Boi-1da (Pro- 403 SW 4th & Stark ducer), DJ Diamond Kuts (Power 99 Thursday Nights - Brotha Luv, DJ X-Factor, & DJ George at FM - Philadelphia), DJ Greg Street Gossip, 113th & NE Halsey (V103 - Atlanta), Tony Neal (CEO, Friday Nights - Life is Luv Ent. at Club 915, downtown at 915 Core DJs), DJ Timbuck2 (107.5 WGCI – Chicago), Chloe Hill- SW 2nd iard (Managing Editor/Social Media Manager, Vibe Magazine) Sunday Nights - Kevin Berry & DJ Mike Morris at the Grand and DJ Vlad (VladTV.com). All the judges cast their votes and Café, 1021 NE Grand here are the final results: #1 - Eminem #6 - Ludacris dJ Spotlight #2 - Lil Wayne #7 - Drake This month the spotlight shines on my guy DJ Mello Cee! Even #3 - Kanye West #8 - Young Jeezy before we worked or promoted together, I always had an apprecia- #4 - 50 Cent #9 - Jadakiss tion for his skillz. A native of New York and a real class act, Mello #5 - T.I. #10 - Rick Ross has rocked countless parties, nightclubs, strip clubs and private events. He knows how to read the crowd and his musical library is These results were based on which artists’ careers blew up from phenomenal. Big ups and continued success! 1999 to today. The panel compared record sales, radio play and all out skillz. Congrats to all that made the list —keep on puttin’ out honey of the Month the HEAT! This month’s Honey is one of the hardest working ladies in the busi- Next up: wild wednesdays at Club Rouge ness and my friend for life. She’s Every Wednesday night at Club Rouge, I host an evening of also “G-Girl #1.” Congrats Sheena adult entertainment along with my partna’ DJ Mello Cee. We sell G for being the November 2010 raffle tickets that give customers a chance at winning door prizes, Honey of the Month! VIP passes and Group Therapy! What the fuck is Group Therapy you ask? It’s when the winning person selects three sexy honeys to big ups to Cathie’s Lingerie drown him or her in affection on the main stage. We also do dollar For the last five years, Cathie’s dances every half hour. This is when all the ladies come into the Lingerie has been a proud spon- main room of the club and for a dollar, customers can have a quick sor of most of my adult-industry table or lap dance until Mello Cee switches the music and the la- events. They have a huge selection dies rotate to the next customer who’s holding a dollar in the air. of dancer clothing, shoes, toys and Last week it was bananas! There were over 20 sexy-ass dancers other interesting goodies…Check them out at 8201 SE Powell puttin’ it down at the Rouge and the bar was standing room only. Blvd. Much love and thanks for your many years of support! Big ups to the bouncers, the bartenders, waitresses and Shout out to my other sponsors: last but not least, all the la- Westcoast Organic and Hydroponic Supply dies that kept it “crackin.” After talking to the own- Thanks for the love, Shane and Koa! ers Tim and Gordon, we Until next month, y’all keep it “crackin!” all thought it would be a One love, good idea to incorporate J.Mack some live artists into Wild