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VOL. XXII, NO. 5 MONDAY, AUGUST 31, 1987 the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Assaults prompt St. Mary’s letter By CHRIS BEDNARSKI they walked back to their News Editor dorms from the Five Corners bar area. Recent assaults on Saint In a second incident, the stu­ Mary’s students have dent said, a Notre Dame junior prompted the College’s admin­ and a Saint M ary’s junior were istration to write a letter to stu­ assaulted later the same eve­ dents warning them of poten­ ning on Howard Street. tial dangers. Rissmeyer said she knew of The alleged assaults oc­ at least two other such inci­ curred last Monday and Tues­ dents that occurred in other day in the area of the Northeast parts of the city. She could not Neighborhood, said Patricia provide further details, Rissmeyer, director of however. residence life and housing. Rissmeyer said she wrote the In one incident, a Saint Aug. 27 letter to caution stu- Mary’s junior said she and an­ other junior were assaulted as see LETTER, page 3 Students attacked at their own houses

By JIM RILEY and demanded that he come News Editor downstairs and apologize. The student said he went Two Notre Dame students downstairs to lock the front living in the Northeast Neigh­ door, “but they were already borhood said they were as­ pounding on it.” The ObservetOreg Kohs saulted last week in front of When he went to close the Great seats, huh? their houses. door, he was pulled outside. Diehard football fans assemble In a vast pre-tallgater In front of the Athletic Convocation The assaults were the latest The student said one of the four Center In their quest for tickets. Some have been camping out since Friday, hoping to get in what one resident described “elbowed me in the jaw and prime seats for the autumn action. as an increase in crime in the then punched me.” He said he neighborhood compared to the then spun away and tried to last school year. block the blows, and the four The students, who were in­ left ND student gets probation volved in separate incidents oc­ Both students said they filed curring within 30 minutes Tues­ reports with the South Bend day, both reported being police. An Observer reporter assaulted by four young men. contacted the police, but they for involuntary manslaughter The victims said the four would not comment until today. By ERIC M. BERGAMO lowing the Penn State-Notre he was excusing himself from men appeared to be South Bend In an apparently unrelated Senior Staff Reporter Dame on Nov. 17, police the case. residents but not students. The incident a week and a half ago, records said. Frese told the court that he students said they later com­ a brick was thrown through the A Notre Dame student The accident occurred had been informed by the stu­ pared descriptions, which window of another St. Louis received a two-year when the student’s car made dent’s counsel, attorney turned out to be essentially the Street house, the student resi­ suspended sentence for in­ a U-turn on Edison, headed, William Stanley, that Fr. same. dents said. voluntary manslaughter in east and then struck Moore, Beauchamp told Stanley that A Notre Dame Avenue resi­ One of the house’s residents connection with a traffic ac­ according to police records. he believed the defendant was dent said the group of four said the brick was thrown cident that killed a South Moore died the next day at St. a resident of the same dor­ moved through the neighbor­ through the front window, and Bend man last fall. Joseph’s Medical Center from mitory as Frese s son. hood, assaulting a student on four youths were seen running The 20-year old student, severe head injuries. Frese checked with the Uni­ the street, throwing a brick away. sentenced Aug. 4 by Judge After the accident, the stu­ versity and found that it was through the window of a house, Another resident of the house William Whitman, will serve dent was arrested on mis­ true, court records show. assaulting a student on St. said the youths returned two two years of probation, demeanor charges of driving Louis Street, and throwing a nights later “ and yelled names County Prosecutor Michael while intoxicated and driving Frese said that he was un­ chair at the front of another at us.” Barnes said. with an expired operator’s aware of that fact in accept­ house. He said they returned again The student will also reside license, police records said. ing the student’s guilty plea Another Notre Dame Avenue that same night. One appeared for three months in DuComb Those charges were dis­ conditionally. Had Frese been resident said he saw the group to be carrying a bat, the stu­ Center, an alcohol treatment missed and the student aware of the fact, he would walking south down the street. dent said, and another youth center, and six months in Dis- charged with the felony have excused himself from He said he made eye contact said he had a gun. mas House. The student will counts. the trial to “avoid the appear­ and said, “ Hey, what’s up begin residence once the The student admitted in ance of impropriety,” court A student living on Notre guys?” school year begins, court court April 30 he had been records said. Dame Avenue cited other inci­ After they didn’t respond, the records show. driving too fast and in the op­ A panel of three judges was student said, he started to turn dents and said area students The student will also con­ posite direction from which then chosen, with the prose­ were trying to form a crime away, but one of them tinue counseling with Father the police were directing traf­cution and defense each able watch. “ punched me in the back of the William Beauchamp, court fic. to dismiss one of the judges. head.” He said he had lived off- records said. At that time the student The case was then trans­ He said the four then campus for a year and a half, The student was originally pleaded guilty to the involun­ ferred to Judge Whitman, the proceeded down the street. but that crime was much worse charged with reckless tary manslaughter charge. remaining judge on the panel. Several minutes later, a St. this year than before. homicide, a Class C felony, The charge of reckless The student re-entered the Louis Street resident said, he and involuntary homicide was later dropped, guilty plea to the involuntary was yelling out an upstairs win­ “Tell people not to come into manslaughter, a Class D and sentencing was set for manslaughter on June 6. dow to a friend across the this neighborhood in groups of felony, in the death of Buddy May 28. The student could have street. At the same time, the less than four,” he said. “Bet­ D. Moore, 52, of 1314 Goodland An unexpected complica­ been sentenced to a minimum group of four was coming down ter yet, come in a car. Ave. tion in the case arose on May sentence of one year in prison the street. “ Even three isn’t enough if Moore was struck as he 26 when Judge Jerome Frese and a maximum sentence of He said the four appeared to (the assailants) have a walked on Edison Road fol­ told the parties involved that four years and a $10,000 fine. think he was yelling at them weapon.” page 2 The Observer Monday, August 31, 1987 In Brief Domer has no stomach for buying groceries Lee Marvin died at the age of 63. Marvin was a Help! For just 60 dollars a week you can help World War II marine who went on to play tough-guy roles feed a starving Notre Dame senior - me. in films like “The Dirty Dozen” and “The Man Who Shot You see, I ’m an off-campus senior, and I can’t Mike Liberty Valence.” He died Saturday of heart failure at shop for groceries. It ’s not some kind of mac- Tuscon Medical Center. -Associated Press hisimo “I ’m too cool to shop like a woman” Naughton type of thing. I don’t scorn people who make Accent Editor their own meals. I want to shop for groceries. in Omaha is being searched for A Stolen Sidewalk I need to shop for groceries, but I can’t. I simply by police. The Easy Parking Co. reported Friday that lack grocery purchasing aptitude. someone stole its sidewalk the previous night. The old For the past 20 years of my life I was able to paving brick formed a decorative sidewalk along the com­ hide my ineptitude by relying on my mother, pany’s parking lot. “Someone stole our sidewalk,” the school lunches and the dining hall, but this year company’s president, Mr. Saurez, said. “Would they I made the big step off-campus to independent please bring it back?’ - Associated Press living. When I told my friends that I was moving out of the dorms, they all said that I was crazy. A space shuttle booster rocket roared into life in its “Mike, you’re crazy!” they said, “you barely first full-scale test-firing Sunday, a crucial step before the know how to do laundry, you can’t cook, and planned renewal of shuttle missions next June. Before the you think that Pine Sol is a tequila drink.” In boosters are certified and the shuttles are allowed to fly my heart I knew that they were right, but I had again, officials have decided that the redesigned booster made it through 20 years of life being domesti­ a must be test-fired at least four times on the ground. NASA cally retarded, and I saw no reason why I officials hope the new rocket design has eliminated the couldn’t fake my way through personal inde­ flaw that destroyed Challenger. - Associated Press pendence. As a statement of my new-found self-reliance, I threw caution to the wind and decided not to Abortion clinicswill be the target of rules unveiled get a dining hall meal plan this year: no break­ Saturday -by the Department of Health and Human Ser­ fast, no lunch, no dinner. I was deliberately vices aimed at “building a high wall” between abortion choosing to make the giant off-campus leap clinics and federally funded family planning programs. without a food parachute. Under the proposed rules, clinics that receive federal fam­ I didn’t realize the import of my decision until ily planning funds and also offer abortions would have to last week when I moved into my apartment and provide separate entrances and exits, separate waiting discovered that, yes indeed, no one was going and examination rooms, and maintain separate medical to cook for me. While sitting, unfed, I began to eyes are assaulted by every color in the spec­ records and personnel systems, the department said. - consider my position. trum. Neon “Tide” boxes and flourescent-lit Associated Press After much deliberation, I concluded that it TV dinners clamor for my attention. Rainbow was up to me to feed myself, and the first step boxes scream at me, “New!” “Improved!!” in that task would be a brief visit to the local “Bigger!!!” “Better!!!” I drown in a sea of supermarket. The last time I was in a grocery superlatives. Homemade contraptionsof scrap metal, sailcloth store was when I was six, rode in the cart, and and wood sputtered across the rain-soaked grass of Tus- An old lady with a full cart gives me a sym­ bought gum out of the red candy machine, so pathetic smile: she knows that I don’t belong hino Airfield on Sunday as Soviet aviation buffs heeded my recollection of the Supermarket was a pleas­ official encouragement to reach for the skies. Thousands here. My lip trembles. ant one. But supermarkets have changed since “I wonder what mom is doing right now?” of air force officers, flight instructors, amateur designers then - they’re scary. I was lost in one last week. and the curious flocked to Tushino for the 11-day Moscow • • • show, which ended Sunday. They carpeted the old airfield Then I see a light at the end of the tunnel: When I walk in the door I am immediately with motorized gliders, canvas biplanes, experimental The cereal section! I charge forward, straight confronted by huge sale signs, noisy checkers rotorcraft and a four-wing flapper that only puffed smoke past the “Total,” “Grape Nuts,” and and a veritable traffic jam of shopping carts. into the air. -Associated Press “Wheaties” to the kiddy section, and there it I carefully separate one from the rest and climb is, good food that I can wake myself up with - into the little seat. “Apple Jacks.” Just like the dining hall makes. I sit for about ten minutes waiting for some­ I hear a chorus of children singing “Apple one to come and push me before I realize that Jacks, Apple Jacks, full of vitamins that’s what I ’m really on my own. I undo the seat belt, it packs. Really delicious, crunchy too, Kellogs’ Of Interest climb out of the cart and push it past the check­ Apple Jacks!” ers and up an aisle . . . and down an aisle . . . I am at peace. I buy ten boxes and go home. and up an aisle. I don’t buy anything, I just Applications for Chamber Orchestraare still That night we have a keg; everyone gets drunk walk. Alone. With my empty cart. and eats my cereal. I wonder - is it too late to being accepted for openings in violin, bass, oboe, and horn. The store is obscenely large and bright. My move back on campus? Contact Professor Klugherz at 239-6422 for information. - The Observer

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Associated Press General Secretary Cyril 30-member union delegation. Ramaphosa. The offer accepted by the Nine miners were killed union contained only slight im­ JOHANNESBURG, South during the strike, and the union provements in benefits and was Africa - The black miner’s said on Sunday that more than virtually identical to one that union ended South Africa’s 500 were injured and 400 ar­ union members overwhelm­ largest and costliest mine rested. Tens of millions of dol­ ingly rejected on Wednesday. strike Sunday after manage­ lars in wages and corporate ment fired tens of thousands of profits were lost. The chamber said the strike strikers and refused to yield in Most of the estimated 44,000 involved 230,000 miners at 31 negotiations. fired strikers are expected togold and coal mines at its peak, The National Union of be rehired, but at least 7,000 with about 20,000 strikers re­ Mineworkers settled for man­ lost their jobs when one com­ turning to work in recent days. agement’s pre-strike wage of­ pany shut down two gold mine The union said 340,000 men fer, but it would not admit shafts. struck at 44 mines. defeat and described the three- The end of the strike came The biggest previous mine week walkout as “a dress during a three-hour meeting strike was in 1946, when about rehearsal for further action.” between the Chamber of Mines, 100,000 miners walked off for a “ 1988 is the year we start which represents the six tar­ few days before troops broke marching forward,” said union geted mining companies, and a up the strike. “Both the union and the The ObserveeMlke Zoltan employers have demonstrated Opening mass their ability to administer and The opening mass for the academic year was held this Sunday In withstand pain,” said Bobby Sacred Heart. “Monk” Malloy presided, and Provost Timothy Godsell, industrial relations O’Meara gave the homily, which concerned the need to participate A re yo u chief for Anglo American Corp. In the academic “revolution.” denying yourself rSmC THEATRE announces Letter continued from page 1 a better shot dents against the danger of as­ sault. The letter informs stu­ at grad school? dents that attacks had occurred against Notre Dame and Saint M ary’s students on Okay, it may be too late to get a 4.0. But Monday and Tuesday. it's not too late to try to do better on your The letter states the assaults LSAT, GMAT, ORE, or MCAT. For that, “involved robberies occuring in isolated sections of South there's Stanley H. Kaplan. Bend.” “Any isolated unlit or un­ No one has prepped more students FOB familiar area is potentially than Stanley H. Kaplan.Our test-taking ■■ dangerous,” the letter states. techniques and educational programs “The Five-Corners bar section have prepared over 1 million students. THURSDAY'S and some of the student apart­ as ment complexes are high- So whatever grad school exam you're crime areas.” m ee In the first assault Monday, taking, call us. Remember, the person two women were walking on next to you during your exam might CHILD Eddy Street, returning from have taken a Kaplan course. Bridget McGuire’s Filling Sta­ mritten and directed bg JULIE JEUSEU tion at about 1:30 a.m., one of the students said. As they passed in front of Logan Center, the woman said, IKAPLAN September 1 and 2 she turned around and saw two STAN If Y H. K API AN EDUCATIONAL CENTER LTD. men about 100 yards behind DON'T COMPETE WITH 7:00 pjn. to 9:00 p.m her. “ I didn’t think anything of A KAPLAN STUDENT-BE ONE O'Langhlm Auditorium it at first,” she said. About 30 seconds later, the woman said, she turned around 1717 E. 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The wo­ man said the two men didn’t Join us for “MEATBALL MONDAY" show a weapon. You can receive a free large (32 oz.) Soft Drink Rissmeyer said she was ap­ proached by the student at­ with the purchase of any Meatball Sub. tacked in the assault and asked to write a letter to students. She MATEO’S SUBS said the College regularly 1636 N. IRONWOOD DR. writes letters cautioning stu­ dents against the dangers of as­ FREE DELIVERY 271-OSUB sault. Offer valid only on Monday Offer may expire without notice. Not valid with any other promotion. No details about the second assault were available Sunday night. Dage 4 The Observer Monday, August 31, 1987 The Observer Meeds DriversI Two Shifts Available Each Day 10 am -11 am; 11 am -12 pm. MAKE If interested See Jim Wehner at the Observer Office - 3rd floor LaFortune.

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Casio, Inc. Consumer Products Division: 570 Mt. Pleasant Avenue, Dover, NJ 07801 (201) 361-5400 Monday, August 31, 1987______The Observer ______page 5 Iraqi warplanes United Limo replaces Transpo increase bombing By MARILYN BENCHIK United Limo provided signif­ schedule has also been al­ Saint M ary’s Editor icant savings. One we could tered this year. Associated Press Iraq nor independent sources not ignore.” Wilkin said added stops identified the ships. United Limo will now pro­ Lyphout said that both com­ have been added to the regu­ The convoy of two tankers vide bus shuttle service be­ panies, Transpo and United lar bus route. There will be MANAMA, Bahrain - Iraqi and at least six U.S. warships tween Notre Dame and Saint Limo, were asked to submit a additional stops at the Li­ fighter-bombers Iran’s was about a third of the way Mary’s instead of Transpo. proposal. “United Limo’s was brary, Campus View, Notre Kharg Island oil terminal for a along its 550-mile voyage to The decision to switch to much lower than Transpo’s,” Dame Apartments, and the second day Sunday in an es­ Kuwait. United Limo came from the he said. main circle. The stops were calating offensive in the Per­ Kuwait asked the United Notre Dame Business Office. The United Limo contract added at the request of uni­ sian Gulf as a new convoy of States to give 11 of its 21 “Primarly Notre Dame had is the first multi-year con­ versity officials. “The new U.S.-escorted Kuwaiti tankers tankers U.S. flags and escorts the decision,” said Jim Lyp- tract the University has had schedule will begin at six in sailed toward the battle zone. to protect them from Iranian hout, assistant vice president with the shuttle service. The the morning because we’re Iraq said it resumed the at­ attack. Iran had accused for business affairs. term of the agreement is trying to accomodate people tacks Saturday after a 45-day Kuwait of backing Iraq and Lyphout stressed that the three years, with service going to and coming from lull to keep Iran from using in­ began attacking Kuwaiti University was always beginnning in August 1987 and work,” Wilkin said. creased oil revenues to con­ tankers last September. pleased with Transpo’s ser­ ending May 1990, according to The increased service tinue the 7-year-old war and vice which “was always very Lyphout. In addition to the means increased stops during force it to accept a United Na­ The convoy entered the gulf good.” He said the decision change in companies provid- the peak morning and night tions cease-fire. after passing through the Strait was primarily economic: “ ing the shuttle service, the periods. Iran vowed Saturday to of Hormuz, within range of retaliate with “a crushing Iran’s Chinese-made anti-ship response ” if its oil exports were Silkworm missiles. ND ready for national College Bowl threatened and said no targets No indication emerged whe­ would be immune, including ther the United States had been By MIMI TUOHY The national tournament will Dame victory led to the nation­ the reflagged Kuwaiti tankers informed in advance of the Staff Writer be hosted by television person­ als in April. and the U.S. warships escort­ Iraqi raids or whether its ships ality Dick Cavett. It will be Team member Cora Peng ing them. But there has been were on a special alert status Football season has not even aired on the Disney Channel on participated in a similar con­ no Iranian retaliation so far. against possible Iranian started, but Notre Dame is Sundays at 5:30 p. m. The series test in high school. “ I enjoyed retaliation. already scheduled for a televi­ will begin on September 13th it in high school and wanted to Iraq also claimed to have hit Iran and Iraq had not at­ sion appearance in a bowl and continue until December continue it. It ’s an opportunity three “ large maritime tar­ tacked each other’s commerce game. 20th. to meet people, travel and have gets,” a term usually meaning in the gulf since before the U N. Five Notre Dame students The Notre Dame College a lot of fun at the same time.” tankers or other big ships, in­ Security Council passed a will participate in the College Bowl team is coached by Peter Although the campus tourn­ cluding one off Kharg. Neither cease-fire resolution on July 20. Bowl. Lombardo, Director of the Cen­ ament will not be held until Jan­ ter for Continuing Education. uary, Coach Lombardo urges Team members include 1987 anyone interested in organiz­ graduate Thomas Mowle, ing a team to call the tennis senior Cora Peng and juniors office for more information. Dominic Alfaro, Brian McKin­ The bowl is a quiz show in ley and Rob Hennig. which students answer ques­ THE CELLAR Coach Lombardo chose the tions for points. The amount of varsity team from a campus points for each question tournament held at Notre depends upon the amount of dif­ Dame last January. The team ficulty. Subjects include litera­ practiced daily before travel­ ture, science, history, religion, ing to Southern Illinois Univer­ philosophy, art, drama, and GRAND OPENING sity for the regionals. A Notre current events.

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They Contras gaining approval, Congress Oversight Act, authorizing Congress to quarters. have been greedy to gain power and gaining only increasing public censure, monitor all intelligence activities, in­ The fact is, perhaps the public, in­ control in all areas. These hearings while North t-shirts, buttons, bumper cluding joint operations with Allies. The stead of waking up, is tired. Americans have driven this point home well. ” stickers, and hair cuts abounded. What best example of this phenomenon in the are tired of Congressmen imperiously is going on here? Reagan years has been the passage of cross-examining men like Colonel Kevin Smant Perhaps the American people are the several vaguely-worded Boland North and damning them for subvert­ waking up. Perhaps Congress has gone amendments, all designed to curb or ing American foreign policy, while they guest column so far in trying to exert its will in cut off U.S. aid to the Contras. turn and seek their own geopolitical foreign policy, in trying to correct the All these acts serve to tie the hands goals by fair means or foul. They are Is this yet another quotation from a perceived wrongs of Vietnam and of the executive branch and our intel­tired of Congressional hypocrites who raving Colonel Oliver North? Not at a ll; Watergate, that the national interest is ligence services, limiting their condemn the Reagan Administration instead, this comes via a woman in Con­ imperiled. For Congressional involve­ flexibility to assist anti-Communist for “selling arms to terrorists” , while yers, Georgia, writing to Admiral John ment in foreign affairs is not new. First allies abroad. But Congress has subtler they seek to torpedo any and all at­ Poindexter. And it would appear the came the War Powers Act of 1973, re­ means of getting its way. In the wake tempts to aid growing anti-Soviet in­ Georgia belle is not alone in her an­ quiring a vote of Congress to commit of the accidental Iraqui attack on the digenous resistance groups worldwide. tipathy to the Congress in the wake of troops for more than 60 to 90 days, un­ U.S.S. Stark, Senator James Sasser was Ever since the Iran-Contra affair the Iran-Contra hearings. Colonel less U.S. forces are attacked or in im­ almost immediately on the scene, broke, congressmen have treated us to North, for example, was painted as a minent danger of an attack. But the fun making public statements and serving solemn faces, mumblings about a corrupt, unscrupulous, immoral, Ram- was just beginning. In 1975, Congress to inflame public fears of U.S. involve­ “Constitutional crisis” , and warnings boesque loose cannon, running his own vetoed additional military aid to Kam­ ment in the region. Representative Lesof an “imperial Presidency.” But foreign policy from a tiny White House puchea, bringing about the collapse of Aspin publicly disclosed the date U.S. Congress has been the one seeking to room while busily shredding any and the Lon Nol government and turning warships would begin escorting tankers expand its power in foreign affairs. And all documents connected with his activ­ the country over to the Khmer Rouge through the Persian Gulf. Aspin it is they who have had much to say on ities (and presumably planning to communists. In that same year came claimed that the date was not classi­ the question of aid to foreign resistance shred the Constitution next). What the Tunney amendment, cutting off fied, but a Pentagon spokesman called movements. With Communist regimes chance could North have in defending U.S. aid to anti-Soviet factions in An­ the meeting in which Aspin and others installed in such countries as Cam­ himself before a Congressional com­ gola and facilitating yet another Com­ were told of the plan “very sensitive bodia, Angola and Nicaragua - all with mittee which obviously enjoyed the munist victory. In 1976 Congress passed and classified.” Senator Joseph Biden resistance movements denied aid at was recently quoted as saying that he one time or another by Congress-our did not like two proposed Reagan Ad­ legislators have much to answer for. If ministration covert operations of which the term “imperial Congress” is ever he had been informed. He threatened used to describe this period of U.S. to leak the information; the plans were diplomacy, one can be sure the name called off. Senators David Durenberger will not be a fond one. and Patrick Leahy also reportedly threatened to go public with highly- Kevin Smant is pursuing a doctoral IDA classified intelligence information degree in the History department. SIOP-OVER m in mm THE SOUTH mim ONCE SOUTH! m P.O. Box Q ESONAIBE I'VE

TOM hardly think that Mr. Gibson’s death Flippant comment should be the subject of light lunchtime amusement. We all hope that in the fu­ deemed unneededture such serious matters will be treated with tact and dignity rather Dear Editor: than subjected to insipid attempts at “It ’s bark was worse than its bite as humor. If The Observer is incapable of 1 a falling limb from a hickory tree seriously dealing with such incidents, killed...” 58 year-old Taylor Gibson. it should refrain from attempting to This is the flippant manner in which report them. The Observer treated this tragic acci­ dent in the “In Brief” section of the Bill Picht Kevin Regan August 26 edition. We find this utterly Clark Howard John Whelpley tasteless, cold and inexcusable. We Michael Brady Flanner Hall

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Marilyn Benchik Graphic Arts Manager Laura Stanton Commentaries, letters and the Inside Column present the views of their authors. Column Photo Editor...... Jim Carroll space is available to all members of the community and the free expression of varying opinions on campus, through letters, is encouraged. Founded November 3,1966 Monday, August 31, 1987 Accent page 7 Before and after in this week’s soaps ll My Children: Mark told whooped it up at the club. A Ellen he is Julie s father Josh and Riva had an argu­ and Elizabeth Carlyle is her ment at the club, during which mother. Ellen refused to leave he blurted out that Sonnl was Ross and live with Mark and dead, and so was their relation Julie. Tom and Skye got ship. A lonely Alan comforted £ 3 married. After Nina and Matt Riva. Lacey contacted her bro­ made love, she proposed to ther, Toll, for advice. Phillip % him. Adam asked Brooke to and Alan-Michael fought about marry him. Travis announced their father. Mindy attended a his engagement to Erica at police wives' support group. press conference, where he Ross and Vanessa told Dinah # confirmed the rumor Adam had they wanted to give her their leaked that Erica was pregnant. names. Coming: Phillip defies Erica received a mysterious his father. threatening note. Coming: A Loving: Alan slipped into new adversary. Marty's apartment and packed Another World: Vicki was con­ a suitcase full of April's clothes. fused to find the strange Telling April that Ned was in an photos of John and Donna as accident, Alan rendered her more arrived in the mail. Peter unconscious and brought her tried ingratiating himself with to a bricked-up room. Ned Vicki, hopeful she'd show Mi­ began searching for April as chael the pictures. Donna ad­ Alan became furious catching mitted her feelings for John to her chipping at a brick. Jim Pelicia. After Rachel turned found Marty passed out after a down Sam because he's Mitch's bout of drinking stemming brother. Mac hired him, un­ from April's disappearance. Lily aware of his Identity. Mac gave got Jack into bed at her new Amanda a job. Mary moved apartment. Jack then guiltily out, leaving a bitter Vince. turned down Stacey's advances. Coming: Amanda keeps a se­ Coming: April In danger. cret from Sam. One Life To Live: Tina told Viki As The World Turns: The about Maria's blackmail and Letters to a lonely flock Snyders boycotted Meg's recep­_ their struggle, but refused to tion after learning of Tonlo's go to the police or reveal what takeover. Tonio fumed at learn­ Maria had on her. Frank ac­ BLOOMINGTON, III. (AP) He answers two or three well, and they are betrayed by ing that James controlled him. cused Sandra and Jonathan of Even without benefit of cable questions a week In the those few phrases." Lucinda had to give James the having an affair and threatened television, the Rev. John Diet- column. If there Is evident Dietzen sometimes is asked key to the house she took from to shoot them. Jonathan took zen's flock numbers more than despair, he writes personally. if he ever makes up questions. Steve. Shannon grew suspici­ out his gun. Shots were fired, a million. A grieving parent wants to He doesn't have to. “If I never ous of Simon, and Duncan and Frank fell off a cliff. Jonat­ Dietzen Is pastor In person to know if her stillborn son will got another one," he says, "I'd asked Charles Pierson to watch han claimed his gun had been 6,000 Roman Catholics at Holy receive salvation, even though have enough to last me 15 her. Sierra confided his prob­ empty, and the police couldn't Trinity Church and an addi­ he died before he could be years." lems with Lila to a sympathetic find a body. Mari Lynn ran off tional million people via his baptized. How is it, another Taylor. With Holden away on an in tears after Tom told her that nationally syndicated advice reader asks, that a former Directness, simplicity and errand, Lance offered Lily Lee Haipern was her real mot­ column, "The Question Cor­ priest, now married, can compassion are hallmarks, but champagne. Coming: Birthday her. Coming: Tom fears for his daughter, ner." receive the sacraments, don't call Dietzen the Catholic conflict. Ryan's Hope: Lizzie refused It answers readers' questions and our daughter, who married Ann Landers, because he will The Bold and The Beautiful: John's excuses about his night about how Catholic faith fits a divorced man, cannot ? quickly point out the differ­ Brooke took Caroline to spend the night with the Logans. After at Concetta's and ran to Ben. Into their lives. It is distributed An old person with poor ence. In his column, he is learning about Caroline's rape, While Ben and Lizzie made weekly to Catholic newspapers health asks if it is a sin to pray acting as a priest. His advice Thorne offered her his love and love, Ryan urged John to fight In the United States and for good health. Another deals with theology, he will support, but refused to tell for her. John turned up at Canada by the National Catho­ writes, "If a son has knowingly remind you, not just human Ridge what happened. Eric en­ Ben's in search of Lizzie. The lic News Service in Washington, entered an invalid marriage, relationships. Writing "The couraged Thorne's feelings for two men fought, with Lizzie D.C. are his parents obliged to Question Corner " has taught Caroline. Rocco gave Donna staying by Ben's side. Concetta accept this? Can they refuse to Dietzen that theology grows The mall brings up to 500 money to pay her rent. Step­ encouraged John to pursue out of experience, he says, and questions a week to the desk forgive him? Can they receive hanie figured out that Bill Lizzie, then went to Ben's and of the 59-year-old priest, whose the sacraments worthily without his own theology has grown spencer had offered Thorne a demanded that Lizzie speak to clerical collar may be stuck into forgiveness In their hearts?" from writing the column. ob and accused Bill of trying her. Coming: Lizzie makes a his pocket on a hot summer Dietzen attributes the long Through contact with to destroy her family. Coming: decision. day but who finds his workload life of his column - 13 years - readers, he has come to Katie acts self-destructive. Santa Barbara: Cruz's witness more of a hobby than a bur­ to his approach. "I take people believe in the significance of Days O f Our Lives: Eve moved proved Paul had been made den. seriously, and respectfully." "the pervasive love of God in in with Kim when Shane had impotent by an accident, and Some questions he can an­ Simple knowledge about people's lives." In many cases, ISA business in Washington. therefore lied about being swer by dictating into a tape Catholicism clears up a lot of "they thought there would be Diana fled her father's house Tori's lover. After Eleanor machine during a car trip; problems. no tomorrow and yet they have after finding him in bed with switched Cain's pills, he col­ others may take up to 20 “One of the things I have seen the power of good and Pamela. Nick found out that lapsed but recovered. Cain hours of re- search. become more and more con­ hope and joy come out of Jennifer had deceived him, and recognized Dr. Nikolas as Some of the letters he gets vinced about from this enor­ those experiences." tried forcing her and Frankie to having treated him after Viet­ nam. Jake and Hayley made are scrawled; others are neatly mous mail," Dietzen says, “Is make a porno film. Kayla was love. Jake reluctantly agreed to penned; some are typed single that most of the tension and He attributes that to "the stunned to learn that Jack's condition was critical. Klriakls model for Kelly's new fra­ space and go on for pages. He sometimes violent dissatisfac­ mysterious power of love that told Ed he would use Adrienne grance. Kelly and Jeffrey went describes those who write to tion with Christianity . . . is we would call the work of to keep Patch in line. Coming: to be married in Lake Tahoe, him as "generally either very from just not knowing the Christ. It is really at work in the Patch and Roman to the res­ but C.C, asked them to be wed thoughtful people or people Catholic faith or the Christian world. The people see it." If cue. In Santa Barbara. Coming: who have some serious per­ faith . . .They know a few they can't see it, he tries to General Hospital: Bobbie took Pearl’s suspicions mount. sonal anguish." phrases and they know them show it to them. in Melissa and Skeeter when The Young 8c The Restless: Calvin and Hobbes Bill Watterson Martha developed pneumonia. Nikki was rushed to the hospi­ Tony found it hard to avoid tal with food poisoning. Victor THIS LOOKS LIKE YOUR, TO THE INATTENTIVE AND Lucy. Simone was upset to see vowed revenge when he finally BRAINLESS LAYMAN, YES. SEE. L BUILT H TRMSMOGRiFIER Tom huddling with Camellia. discovered that his wife had TIME MACHINE. BUT YOU CRAWL tMOER. THE TRMSMOGWRER, WHEREAS Robert and Anna went to Mt. made a fool of him. Nina got WITH THE TIME MACHINE, *30 Rushmore, following Elena's Phillip drunk and seduced him. CLIMB IN THE TOP _ latest code. Dusty refused to Phillip was horrified when TIME TRANEUNG do a gig in Mt. Rushmore until Danny accused him of driving WITH ME! he met with Elena, but and causing the accident. changed his mind. Alan refused Cricket pleaded guilty to reck­ to tell Monica about his trip to less driving, arming Jill with Switzerland. Coming: The WSB more ammunition. Coming: prepares for a battle. Cricket fights for her job. Guiding Light: An upset Riva >ut on a sexy dress and 1987, Mcliaught Synd. page 8 The Observer Monday, August 31, 1987 Sports Briefs Puckett powers Twins into first place with two home runs The Women’s Soccer Clubwill hold practice BoSox 7, Indians 3 every MWF 4-6 p.m. and TT 4:30-6 p.m. on Stepan Field. Associated Press the 7-0 to main­ Come ready to play. For further information call Kate at tain their one-game lead in the 2904. -The Observer MILWAUKEE - Kirby Puck­ American League East. CLEVELAND - Dwight ett went 6-for-6 with four runs Texas knuckleballer Charlie Evans went 3-for-5 with two The Rugby Clubwill begin practice today at 4 p.m. batted in, and homered twice Hough, 14-10, allowed only home runs and four RBI as the behind Stepan Center. Any questions should be directed for the second consecutive three hits in seven innings, but defeated the to Oakie at 234-5986. -The Observer game, leading the Minnesota Geno Petralli was 7-3 Sunday. Twins to a 10-6 victory over the charged with six passed balls, , 14-8, pitch­ The Hockey Teamwill hold a meeting for all . tying a major-league record set ing on three days’ rest, was the students interested in trying out for the varsity team. The Twins, who took over in 1902 by Harry Vickers of the winner, allowing three runs on Anyone interested should bring a pen and their class first place in the American Cincinnati Reds. 10 hits in six innings, striking schedule to an organizational meeting today, at 4:30 p.m. League West with the victory, Hough struck out six and out eight and walking one. Wes in the football auditorium. For additional information, con­ trailed 6-5 going into the eighth, walked six and also was Gardner pitched three hitless tact the hockey office at 5227. -The Observer but they loaded the bases on a charged with a wild pitch. innings for his eighth save. single by Greg Gagne, Puck­ Alexander, 3-0, struck out six Jim Rice, who combined with The Bicycle Clubwill have daily rides leaving from ett’s second of the game and walked none. He retired 22 Evans for six of Boston’s 15 the bus stop at 4 p.m. All experience levels are welcome. and an intentional walk to Gary consecutive batters before al­ hits, put the Red Sox ahead in A formal meeting will be scheduled later. Call Robert Gaetti. lowing a double to Tom the second with a solo homer, Kobayashi at 1668 if you have any questions. -The Observer Dan Plesac relieved Chuck O’Malley with two outs in the his 11th. The Red Sox added Crim, 5-6, and retired Tom ninth. two more runs in the inning on Off-C ampusFOOtballislookingforanyoneinterested Brunansky on a fly, but Kent a two-run single by Ellis Burks. in joining the O.C. team, coaching or being a captain. Hrbek tied the score with a Angels 6, O’s 2 Evans’ first homer of the Those interested should call NVA at 239-6100. -The Obser­ sacrifice fly. Pinch-hitter Gene game gave the Red Sox a 4-0 ver Larkin then singled in Puckett lead in the fourth inning before and Gaetti with the go-ahead BALTIMORE - Wally Joyner Cleveland cut the margin to 4-2 runs. WVFI-AM 64will have a mandatory meeting for all hit a three-run homer and Tony in the fourth on run-scoring returning sports staff members Wednesday, September 2, Royals 11, ChiSox 7 Armas and Brian Downing singles by Pat Tabler and at 10:30 p.m. at the W VFI studio. Any questions, call Sean added solo shots as the Califor­ Junior Noboa. Fieri or Jamey Rappis at 2266. -The Observer CHICAGO - Jamie Quirk’s nia Angels defeated the Bal­ Jays 13, A’s 3 three-run homer capped a five- timore Orioles 6-2. will have its first Aikido practice The ND Aikikai run sixth inning and Kevin Seit- Johnny Ray, in his debut with Wednesday, September 2, at 6 p.m. in room 219 of The zer added a grand slam in the the Angels after being acquired TORONTO - George Bell hit Rock. Aikido is a Japanese martial art which employs eighth, powering the Kansas in a trade with Pittsburgh, con­ two homers, one of them in wrist locks instead of relying on physical strength. Call City Royals to an 11-7 victory tributed two doubles while hel­ Toronto’s eight-run seventh in­ Brian at 1942 or 1023 with any questions. -The Observer over the ping Don Sutton to his 319th ning, and Jim Clancy survived Sunday. career victory. a shaky start Sunday as the are required to attend Interhall football captains Jim Winn walked the bases Joyner hit his 27th homer off Blue Jays routed the Oakland a captains meeting Friday, September 4, at 4:30 in the loaded in the eighth and Seitzer Eric Bell, 9-11, after Ray sliced Athletics 13-3. football auditorium. -The Observer hit reliever Scott Nielsen’s first an RBI ground-rule double. The score was tied 3-3 in the pitch for his 13th homer and Armas, batting .172, hit the seventh when Toronto scored O.C. Socceris looking for off-campus undergraduates first grand slam. homer in the third and Downing the go-ahead run on second interested in playing men’s soccer. Call Dave Thompson Richard Dotson, 10-11, had a opened the fifth with his 23rd baseman Tony Bernazard’s or Tom Yemc at 287-5530. -The Observer 2-1 lead and was working on a homer. Dick Schofield followed wild throw on a potential one-hitter when the Royals with a double, California’s double play ball. Bell followed The wrestling teamwill hold a meeting for anyone rallied in the sixth. sixth extra-base hit, knocking with a three-run homer, his interested in trying out for the team in the ACC football out Bell. 40th of the season. auditorium, September 7, at 4:30 p.m. -The Observer Tigers 7, Rangers 0 Sutton, 9-10, supported by Bell added his 41st homer in only six runs in his last seven the eighth, breaking the team Sports Briefsare accepted in writing Sunday through DETROIT - Lou Whitaker losses, gave up six hits in seven record set by Jesse Barfield Friday in The Observer offices on the third floor of LaFor- scored four of Detroit’s seven shutout innings in his first ap­ last season. He now is one tune Student Center before 3 p.m. on the day prior to unearned runs Sunday and pearance since being involved ahead of Oakland’s Mark publication. -The Observer Doyle Alexander pitched a in a scuffball controversy last McGwire for the American three-hitter as the Tigers beat Monday. 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Classic. yard run by linebacker Darrin -Phil Reich, Tennessee’s new What proved decisive, Miller after he intercepted a placekicker after six years of however, was Iowa’s failure on pitchout from Chuck Hartlieb, the Reveiz brothers, kicked a a two-point conversion pass one of Iowa’s three quarter­ 20-yard field goal with three after taking a 19-14 lead on backs. seconds left Sunday as the 17th- Kevin Harmon’s 20-yard touch­ Harmon scored Iowa’s first ranked Vols opened the college down run late in the third per­ touchdown on a 23-yard run football season by defeating iod. after taking a shovel pass from No. 16 Iowa 23-22. Tennessee scored both its Hartlieb in the second period. Reich also connected from 45 touchdowns in the second per­ The Hawkeyes’ other points and 25 yards earlier in the iod on a 1-yard run by redshirt came on field goals of 42,27 and fourth quarter to bring the Vols freshman Reggie Cobb, the 42 yards by Rob Houghtlin. scrimmage was in the offen­ along. And after it was all over, sive line. Fazio said he was very pleased, Defense though not satisfied, with his “We have absolutely no charges. continued from page 12 depth in the offensive line and jury during the scrimmage, that concerns me,’’ Holtz said. “We had some glaring errors AP Photo though it does not appear to be “We’re just not coming along that turned good plays into bad New York Yankee Mike Pagliarulo looks worried as he fields this serious. the way we have to in that ones, mostly because of some ground ball. Yankee fans may worry also after seeing the AL East Perhaps the most serious area.” shabby tackling,” he said. standings below. problem to be exposed in the But the defense is coming “But we took the ball away, created the turnovers and made the big hits. These guys Ba isebial I l sta ndini are playing with a lot of confi­ g dence. NATIONAL LEAGUE AMERICAN LEAGUE SENIOR PORTRAIT Ea st Ernst “Last year, We went for the W L Pet. GB W L Pet. GB St. Louis 78 51 .605 Detroit 77 51 .602 big play all the time and that Montreal 73 56 .566 5 Toronto 77 53 .592 1 SIGN-UPS hust us. This year, we want to New York 73 57 .562 5.5 New York 73 57 .562 5 Philadelphia 67 63 .515 11.5 Milwaukee 70 60 .538 8 be more disciplined. That will Chicago 65 64 .504 13 Boston 62 67 .481 15.5 make us more effective." Pittsburgh 59 71 .454 19.5 Baltimore 59 71 .454 19 West Cleveland 50 81 .382 28.5 West PICTURES TO BE TAKEN EXTRA POINTS. . . Senior San Francisco 69 62 .527 Houston 65 65 .500 3.5 Minnesota 69 63 .523 Ted Gradel and freshman Billy Cincinnati 64 67 .489 5 Oakland 67 63 .515 1 SEPT. 7 THROUGH SEPT. 25 Hackett are still in the hunt for Atlanta 56 73 .434 12 Kansas City 65 65 .500 3 Los Angeles 56 73 .434 12 California 65 66 496 3.5 the kicking job. Hackett hit on San Diego 54 76 .415 14.5 Seattle 61 69 .469 7 four of six attempts while Texas 61 69 .469 7 Chicago 54 75 419 13.5 Sign up during dinner times Gradel connected on three out of five shots. Reggie Ho had a Sunday's Results Sunday’s Results Pittsburgh 7, Houston 0 Toronto 13. Oakland 3 in the north or South Dining Mallstough day, making only one of Chicago 3, Cincinnati 1 New York 4, Seattle 1 four attempts. . . Vince Phelan St. Louis 4 Atlanta 3 Boston 7, Cleveland 3 Montreal 5, Los Angeles 4 California 6, Baltimore 2 has all but won the punting job, San Diego 6, Philadelphia 1 Kansas City 11, Chicago 7 according to Holtz. New York 5, San Francisco 3 Minnesota 10, Milwaukee 6 Detroit 7, Texas 0 STUDENT ACTIVI TIES NIGHT

Tuesday September 1st Activities Night Table List SPECIAL INTERESTS: Stepan Center 7 pm - 10 pm Academic: 1. Foreign Studies 37. Univ. of N.D. Bicycling Club 2. Admissions Office 38. Science Quarterly Magazine 3. N.D. Sociology Club 39. Spiritual Rock 4. Society of Women Engineers 40. Model DAS Club 5. Spanish Club 41. N.D. Juggling Club 6. Psychology Club 42. N.D. Entropreneurial Society STAGE 7. NDSMC Prelaw Society 43. Thomas More Society 8. Math Club 44. NDSMC Fellowship of Christian 9. Marketing Club Athletes 10. League of Black Business Students45. Knights of Columbus 11. IEEE 46. Knights of the Immaculate 12. Finance Club of N.D. 47. Philippine Club 13. American Society of Mechanical MEDIA: Engineers 14. NDCBA Advisory Council Investment 48. Dome 49. Juggler 71 - 7fl Club 15. ICTHUS 50. Scholastic 51. WSND-FM 16. Debate Club 69&70. The Observer 17. Toastmasters ATHLETIC (NVA): 61 - 68 Ethnic 52. Univ. of N.D. Rowing Club 53. Men's Volleyball 51 - 58 19. Le Cercle Francais 54. N.D. Women's Track Club 50 20. N.D. Japan Club 55. Women's Fastpitch Softball 21. American Lebanese Club 57. ND Ski Team 22. I S O. 58. Boxing Club 59. Gymnastics Club SERVICBSOCIAL ACTION: 60. ND Judo Club MISC.: 23. Student Union Board 61. Tech Review 24. Women United for Justice and Peace 62. Hawaii Club 25. World Hunger Coalition 63. Right-to-Life 26. Volunteers for the Overnight Shelter 64. Women's Care Center Homeless 27. Volunteers for N.I.S.D C. 100's (DEMO'S): 28. STEP 29. SAVE 100. NDSMC Ballroom Dance Club 30. Pax Christi-N.D. 101. WVFI-AM 31. Overseas Development Network 102. Voices of Faith Gospel Ensemble 32. Neighborhood Study Help Program 103. Shenanigans 33. CILA 104. Collegiate Choir 34. Big Bro. and Big Sisters of NDSMC 105. N.D. Chapel Choir 35. Amnesty International 106. AIESEC 36. ADOPT-A-NUN 107. N.D. Tai Kwan Do Club Monday, August 31, 1987 page 10 The Observer

Cardinals rally for 4-3 win |

Associated Press Law and Mike Fitzgerald’s Cubs 3, Reds 1 bunt single. ST. LOUIS - Jose Oquendo’s Casey Candaele hit a suicide squeeze bunt scored sacrifice fly off reliever Tim CINCINNATI - Andre Daw­ Jack Clark with one out and the Crews and Johnson, batting for son hit a two-run homer and a bases loaded in the bottom of winning Jeff Parrett, 5- run-scoring single as the the ninth as St. Louis rallied for 5, doubled to right scoring Law beat the Cincin­ three runs in the inning to beat and pinch runner Pascual nati Reds 3-1 Sunday to spoil the 4-3 Sunday, Perez. the pitching debut of Dennis the Cardinals’ fifth straight Rasmussen. victory. Dawson hit his 43rd Trailing 3-1, Jim Acker, 1-6, Mets 5, Giants 3 of the season in the sixth in­ came on to start the St. Louis ning, giving him 115 RBI for ninth and gave up doubles to SAN FRANCISCO - Gary the year to surpass his career Vince Coleman and Terry Carter hit his 11th career grand high of 113 set with the Pendleton to pull the Cardinals slam to cap a five-run first in­ in 1983. Daw­ within a run. After Clark ning as the beat son’s homer scored Ryne // Sandberg, who reached on a walked, Paul Assenmacher the San Francisco Giants 5-3 MM relieved and Willie McGee Sunday. single. doubled home Pendleton to tie Rick Aguilera, 6-2, made only Rasmussen, 0-1, was ac­ the score. his second start after coming quired from the New York Reliever Gene Garber off the disabled list following Yankees last week in a trade / AP Photo walked pinch-hitter Tommy strained ligaments in his right for pitcher Tom Gullickson. He Herr to load the bases and elbow. He allowed three runs allowed four hits in six innings Ozzle Smith of the St. Louis Cardinals hurdles New York Met Kevin Oquendo bunted back to the on nine hits in 8 2-3 innings. and struck out seven. McReynolds In action earlier this season. Summaries of the Car­ mound as Clark broke for dinals win and other NL action yesterday is at left. home. Garber fielded the bunt but could not make a play as the Cardinals sent the Braves to their fourth straight defeat. OKIEKBL NANCY BRADSHAW m m s Dodgers 5, Expos 4 Enjoy a unique LOS ANGELES - Pinch- hitter Wallace Johnson drove in the tying and winning runs with HAPPY BIRTHDAY experience in a two-out double in the ninth inning Sunday as Montreal beat the oriental dining. 5-4 for the Expos’ fifth straight victory. With all my love, Trailing 4-2, the Expos Fresh Ingredients loaded the bases for the third Me No Mass Productions time against Fernando Valen­ 6329 University Commons South Bend in zuela, 11-12, on Reid Nichols’ 277-6702 single, a one-out walk to Vance

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♦ Monday, August 31, 1987 Sports page 12 Irish drop Southern Illinois in volleyball season opener

By BRIAN O’GARA the strongest spike of the day ningham, who finished the day Sports Writer by Zanette Bennett ended with with a game high 12 kills. The a kill by Maureen Shea that put Salukis made a final run at the The Notre Dame volleyball the Irish up 3-1 and fed the fire Irish, closing the gap to 13-10 team opened its 1987 season in for a 15-8 win. before a Mary Kay Waller- impressive fashion yesterday En route to its second win, Amy White block and a Waller afternoon, sweeping three Notre Dame showed signs of service ace iced the cake and straight games from Southern the inconsistency that periodi­ completed the sweep of South­ Illinois, 15-3, 15-8, 15-10. cally plagued the Irish early ern Illinois. Showing no signs of rustiness last season. in the opening game, the Irish “We played down to their Despite the periodic lapses, alternated short and long level today,” said Notre Dame Notre Dame’s defense serves while controlling both head coach Art Lambert. “In dominated the nets, with 22 sides of the net. They jumped one word, we were sporadic. kills to only 9 kills for the out to a quick 7-0 lead and The tempo was good, then bad, Salukis. Taryn Collins again proceeded to finish off the then good,then bad. proved to be a steady per­ Salukis in less than 15 minutes. “It ’s good to get it out of our former at the setter position In the first game, Notre Dame system now in the first game,” with 22 assists. tallied a near-flawless kill added Lambert. “But the way “We have a long way to go,” percentage of .733, successfully we played today just won’t cut said Lambert of the young connecting on 12-of-15 at­ it later on. The Hoosier Classic season. “The key to improving tempts. next weekend won’t be a stroll for us will be getting in synch Southern Illinois took its only in the park.” early in a game and keeping lead of the afternoon at the out­ In the third and final game, the tempo up throughout.” Observe set of the second game, al­ the Irish again jumped out to The Irish head to Kathy Cunningham registers one of her many kills in the Notre though the 1-0 lead was short­ a quick 11-2 lead behind the Bloomington next weekend forDame volleyball team’s victory yesterday over Southern Illinois. lived. A long volley featuring kills of sophomore Kathy Cun- the Hoosier Classic Brian O’Gara highlights the game at left. Defense holds strong in second scrimmage game By RICK RIETBROCK of the credit went to the tion. The line was able to pres­ We stayed on the sidelines and Tim Brown led the Irish Assistant Sports Editor defense. sure the various passers let them call their own signals receivers with six receptions “That was a very hard­ throughout the day and outside and just let them play.” for 70 yards, while rookies If defense wins football hitting scrimmage,” Holtz linebacker Darrell Gordon of­ While the defense took theFrank Jacobs, Ricky Watters games and championships, the said. “The defense played well ten met them in the offensive spotlight, the offense also had and Tony Brooks each grabbed Notre Dame football team ap­ in its entirety. They just did an backfield. Gordon also added some positive moments. three apiece. pears to be on its way to a suc­ awful lot of good things. an interception of a tipped Kent Each quarterback used had Fullback Pernell Taylor and cessful year. “Offensively, we played well Graham pass. some success, but each also quarterback Steve Belles led If, however, the team that physically, but we had too Ned Bolcar contributed showed the need for more work the rushing attack with 51 makes the fewest mistakes many penalties and put the ball numerous hard shots for the before the opener. Leading theyards, with Mark Green adding usually comes out on top, the on the ground too often. A lot defense, which was given a lot way, starter Terry Andrysiak 48. Sophomore fullback Irish could be in for a long year. of that was due to the hitting, of freedom. “We let them oncompleted 8 of 14 passes for 76 Braxston Banks sat out the Either view can be held after but it’s hard to determine if it’s their own,” said defensive co­ yards, Tony Rice hit on 4 of 5 scrimmage with a shoulder in­ numerous fumbles and one (poor offense) or the other ordinator Foge Fazio said. “We attempts for 26 yards, almost jury and classmate Anthony penalties highlighted Notre (good defense).” wanted this to be as game-like exclusively on rollout passes Johnson sustained an ankle in- Dame’s second scrimmage of The defense received solid ef­as possible, like it was Mic­ and Kent Graham connected on the fall. But afterwards, most forts from nearly every posi­ higan lining up across the line. 9 out of 13 for 66 yards. see DEFENSE,page 9 Tickets sales start today

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