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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Newspeak at DigitalCommons@WPI. It has been accepted for inclusion in Newspeak All Issues by an authorized administrator of DigitalCommons@WPI. Motives behind BVOB policy uncovered by)ot Parbr recruit members through a good IO· Sagma Alpha Ep~ilon (whach hao; a ties to do as much 2!. they possibly can 1. No Common Containers News EdiJor surance policy. fair rcrmo;. and an at­ WPI chapter) implemented a policy do to reduce ri~ks and prevent liabality A) A "common container' is de­ tractive price. The overall APG pro­ samllar to that which the APG pre­ claims." The adoption of the FIPG fined as any alcohol which has unrc­ A almo 1 everyone on campus gram is beller than what a fratemny scribes in 19R6. and·~ clearly a fore­ plan eems to be the answer. tricted public access and or is for the must know by now. on January 22. would be able to obtain on its own." runner to the current FIPG pohey. It Graduates. alumni, and current purpose of mru.~ consumption (i.e. 1991. the Inter Fraternity Council TFCs around the country arc adopc­ state~ "No purchase of alcoholic bev­ members who are used to liberal alco­ kegs, beer balls, barrels of beeT, etc ... ) adopted a new alcohol policy that ing policies similar to that which the erages with chapter funds. This an­ hol consumption at panics are gener­ 2. No Collective Funds would ~vere l y restrict the way frater"­ APG prescribes because of IOcreao;­ eludes the purchase of kegs and beer". ally opposed to the changeover, bur A) No collective funds will be al­ mues on campus would run social ing dafficulty for fraternities 10 obtain Section 2 of the FIPG risk manage­ underclassmen and younger officers lowed for the purpose of purchasing events. liability ansurance while operating ment policy seems directly derived see the value and necessity for the alcohol. This policy is based on the risk under a liberal alcohol policy. Na­ from this. When Ken Tracey. SAE policy. it is supposed that overall. B) No Chapter may sponsor or management policy ~et out by the tional Headquarters arc coming down Executive Director. was asked if all student reaction will be negative. ini­ finance a function where alcohol is Fraternity Insurance Policy Group hard and applying pressure for a uni­ fratemiues should have similar risk tially. but many fratemitie~ have the purchased for gener.U consumption. (FIPG ). Seven of the twelve WPI form BYOB policy, a major factor in management policies. he responded notion that "we 'II accept it if everyone 3. Admittance fraterni ties are currcntly members of WPI's fraternities' decision to go "It would be ideal if all fraternities else does". A) Monitors must be at all en­ the FlPG: Alpha Chi Rho, Phi Gamma BYOB. The key to the program work­ would have the same policy or some­ BYOB policies similar to that trances and exits and must consist of Delta. Sigmo Pi. Alpha Tou Omega. Ing is all of the Fratemilies working thing close ... which WPI has adopted have previ­ at least one initiated member from the Tau Kappa Epsilon, and Zeta Pbi. together to enforce the policy: ''The The whole issue stems from the ously been accepted at such schools as fraternity. Lambda Chi Alpha, the chapcer which Intention of aU this is to make a com­ legal aspects which fraternities may Texas Tech University. the Univer­ B) Monitors will check identifica­ was !>USpended from WPI in 1989. is mitment to one another that in prin­ have to face regarding liability for sity of Oregon, and the University of tion from all people entering a party. also a member. The remaining five ciple. ~;pirit, and philosophy, we be­ damage or other abuse which come Kentucky. to name a few. Those in possession of alcohol must fracernicies have ''independent insur­ come interfmternitiy brothers' keeper about as a direct result of fraternity As you may know.there was vehe­ prove they are of legal drinking age. ance l whose coverage is) almosr iden­ with respect to the implementation, parties. Ralph Rumsey. counsel for ment opposition to the acceptance of a C) All panics must have a guest list tical to che ... APG policy." Accord­ enfoJtement and verification of the the As ociation of Fraternity Advi­ BYOB policy here for quue some that will be checked at the entrance. ing to Durward Owen. che president of Risk Management Policy of the sors says. ''The legal rationale behind time, until it became evident that if the D) There can be no exchange of FIPG. "FIPG was creaced 10 response Group and actively and freely com­ strict t·ontrnl seems to be that this is a policy was not adhered to. charters money where alcohol is present. ro the increased inability of general municate with one another to that litigaous society; fraternities will be would be revoked by the National 4. Transportation of Alcohol headquarters to obtain adequate lia­ end'' (from the written philosophy af sued no matter what they do; and Headquarters. This led to the follow­ A) Any alcohol transported from bility insurance and has been able to FIPG). therefore it is important for fratemi · ing alcohol policy: Su "BYOB policy" page 2

The Student Newspaper of Worcester Polytechnic Institute Volume 19, Number 7 Thesday, February 26, 1991 ·African cultural experience comes to WPI Bumcoat High School, who recently ''Hov,. do blacko., an Afnca view by Dylan Mib Monaghan African blacks and American black~ Afolabi. a freshman at WPI. demon­ affd Ajay Khanna came to the United States from Libe· Amencan blacks" generated Interest­ avoidang each other. It should be strated an African dance. and encour­ ria. spoke of the atrocities commilled ing commentl> from both Mr. Pelham noted that there are many daffcrent aged everyone to stay and joan in. A Nt!WS~alt StqJJ to those who speak out against the and Mr. Uaandja. Both fell that films countrie!> in Afnca. and the view!> mixture of African. reggae. dance, On Saturday. February 16. the Libt::ian governmenl. Mr. Pelham of Ameracan black\ 'hown an Africa presented here rna) not be representa­ rap. and pop music was played African American Cuhurul Socaety himself wa~ abducted and has seen depict Amencan blncu as a!!~rc\­ tive of the entire continent throu!lh the na~ht. and three pn7C'> husted "A Da) 111 1\lnJcm Afnco~·· an p.:ople kalled by hi'> governnn;nt He 'avc. v,.capon,urryang. violeqt anda­ Sulc lbr.thtcm concluded the for­ v,.cre gavcn out to the bc!>t dancer. to the lower wedge at 8pm The program urged the people of the United St3IC\ vadual\: while here in Amenca. mal pre ~ntallon.-. wath an Afru.:an purchase gifts from Joyce Kegelcs. consiMed of African food , clothiO!(. to encourage their government to in­ black' an Alrica arc '>hO\\n livmg 10 folk tale. O'> i' often dono.; .11 the end of All 10 all, 11 was a fun, enjoyable. and det.:orauons, and dantang. Two ~tu­ tercede m the local affair!. of Libena pnmnavc hut'> wcanng pa..'>s kans. the da) an an African family. The anformative night in WPI's Lower dent\ from Africa spoke on varying and promote democmcy and not die· The\c atypacal stereotype' have led to evening then grew festive O'> Femt Wedge. i~suc\ their countrie~ currently face. ratorships. anu deo;cribed the lalcstyk thcar Lat.arus Uaandja of Namihia. a people lead. Y..htch io, not very daHer­ JUntor pohucul ~cac ncc major at I foly General Motors Impact cnt frum tlur own The Ma~tcr of Cro\:-. wa~ more optimi-.tic al'l(lut lw. 191X) by Adrra11 Mirw and lighter than the Chevrolet large qu.u1111ies at a reasonable c:o,t. Ccrcmo nac~. Dylan Mike Munaghun. country's Mride~ towards democracy. Class ()! '92 Geo Storm The lmpuctal\o hm. ol1 the These Bauerie' arc pcm1anently kept the program mo' ang while coa'C­ The United Nation~ Tmn~ihon A"" amcnaue~ of the modem dU) gu.,oline/ <,ealcd and can be recharged by n II 0 ing the audience to purd1nse 11emo; on lance Group IUNTAG) current!) ha:-. And the wanner I\ .... Wait a minutt.'! die:.cl po\\crc:d car. Some of the rca· 240 volt l>mgle pha~ power AC cable dao;play peacekeeping forces in Nnmibaa to Do you remember receiving .a 'urvey tures arc: plugged into the 'ide of the Impact. Vanous African da!>hcs · lrom cn\Ure the non-violent transation or la~ttcm1 with a blurred picture ol a car Roll-up window (\orry no elcctnc The only '>etbad.. besadcs recharging Cameroon, Nagena. Egypt, and South Africa's last colony to andepcndcnce labeled: "General Motors Impact"? windOW\) the car every 120 mile~. b replacing Africa. were -.erved before the formal Mr. UaandJa menuoned that the The ~urvt.'y wu' pan ol an IQP which Climate control - oar condataon ang the bartene~ every 20000 male!~ at an proprnm began at 8:45pm Sulc lbrJ­ government guarantee\ employment \OUght to dctcrmme the marketing Sound o;y,tem dagatal ln,trumen- approxamate cost of$1500. What tha~ heem. a senaor Electracal Engtneering for all citizens despate the dearth of vaabihty of an electric vehicle. par­ tat ion all mean~ i~ that the Impact as hmned student at WPJ from l'oagaia. talked JObs in the country. He feel-. that ticularly Generol Motors new electric Automatac transmi'>l>ion - front to being a shon commute vehicle used about a variety of ~fncan clothel>. progress will come soon, and that vehicle. the Impact. The Im pact is a wheel drive for goang to and from work. While the games. decorataons. and anstruments. Namibia will become a strong coun­ haghly aerodynamic piece of machin­ Fully andependent suspen!>ion battery replacement is costly. the Then Joyce Kegeles, former owner of try. Michael LeWis. a senaor at Holy ery watha futunsllc design. For a lithe Other features wonh mentaonang are money saved on gas. repairs, tune­ Boutique Afrique. displayed Jewelry Cross, then described his reacuon.~ to engineers out there. that's a drag coef­ the comfonable interior and the solar up • and regular check ups - due to an and art from East and West Afnca. both speakers. ficient of 0.19. The car, a two seater control glass which help~ ease the JOb almo~t maintenance free car - helps The mood of the program then During the question and answer requires no gasoline. and is vinually of the air conditioner. offset some of the coSt for the bauery shafted. Samuel Pelham. a JUnaor at sessaon that followed. one question, maintenance free. It as sli htl smaller If any of you are avid otar/electric pack. car hobbyists. and even if you are not, The Impact is also an environmen­ you might be interested in the per­ tally healthy car. It has no carbon formance characteristics of the Im­ monoxide emissions or any other type pact. Let's begin with the top speed of of emission. The Impact is a major the car, which is over 100 mph. It can technological breakthrough. and accelerate from zero to sixty miles per General Motors has talked of mass hour in 8.0 se.conds- which isn't bad producing the vehicle in another 3 at all even for a pctro-powered ve­ years. As for the price tag for the hicle. The power to the car is supplied Impact, General Motors still has 10 by 32 ten volt lead-acid baueries. come up with one. Finally the winner Even though the lead acid batteries are from the drawing is.... Edward not the best choice in ballery as far as Stanley (WPI Box 716). Ed. please storage capacity is concerned, they send your phone number to: Sam, are much more easily manufactured in WPI Box 1716. Helping the poor uAppalachia in Worcester" by Micht!llt! LABlanc chosen by Pernet Fami\y Health Serv­ Clllss of '91 ices, a group that works primarily wath single parent mothers below "Appalachia in Worcester" '' o poveny level. This worthwhile proj­ service proJCCI who-;e goal as to aad ect will tilke place on March 14th and poor single parent families an the 15th: anyone washing to volunteer for Worcester community by spendang eather (or both) days may contact Jeff two days doang renovauon work on Levesque. Box 144, 791- 1757. or area housing. The idea and name was Paul Ormond, Bo>. 542. 755-0002 for derived from the aMual "Appala­ more anforma11on. We need your chian service proJeCt.'' whach travel~ !>Uppon! With enough panicapauon, Spring is indeed on the way! The warm weather brought a pair of ducks to Institute Pond to the Appalachian region during the thas could become an annual campus last week. summer to repair tenement housing. project. The apartment 10 be renovated was Page2 NEWSPEAK Tuesday February 26, 1991 WORLD NEWS

Operation Desert Storm becauo;e the Iraqi'> have '>Oph1s11cated said that control should be tran~ferred contmue to deny funding to poor liOn!>. Prosecutor~. did admit that they Iraqi foreign minister Atlt an­ night vision equ1pmen1 abo. Hugh~ from the centr.ll government to the 15 women for abon1ons. can only find $318,000 of los..c:. to nounced that Iraq would accept the a1rcraft. a division of General Motors rcpubhc:.. The next dny. the Kremlin The Los Angeles City council investors caused by Milken. Milken Soviet's eight point peace plan. had sold millions of dollars worth of blasted Yeltsin. and accused him of pa'>scd a bill that force!> residents to was lined $650,000,000 and ~en ­ However, the allies announced that sophisticated night vision equ1pment trying 10 stun a c1vil war. The Soviet cut consumption of water or face tenced 10 ten year:. In pri~on for his they were not in favor of the plan, to Delft Instruments N.Y., a firm in authoritie~ arc demanding that fine~ . A 15% reduction over 1986 actions. which provisions included all UN the Netherlands. Hughes had thought Yeltsin be removed from office. In a levels must be maintained after May Security Council sanctions being that the equipment was going to be separate incident, the Soviet govern­ I. Economics a nd Business dropped, and allowed Iraqi soldiers used by the Dutch army, but Delft ment is having some difficulty coping The Bush administration relea~d Stocks were down slightly during three weeks to pull out of Kuwai!. In resold the mght vision sensors to the with an independence movement in i~ energy policy. in the works for over the week, after several weeks of addition, the pullout would not have Iraqi army. Delft maintains that they the southern republic of Georgia. two years. It calls for a shift from moving upwards. Computer Stocks begun until after a cease fire had been always follo\\.ed export restrictions They have threatened to impose a foreign to domestic oil. and mcludl!s have been doing well in the recent reached. In the White House rose laid out by the Dutch government. state of emergency if the situation was opening up the Alaskan National rally, and Hewlett Packard has been garden on Friday morning, Bu h is­ not brought under contrQI by local Wildlife Reserve for oil production. domg very well due 10 better than sued an ultimatim that called for the World News authorities. In the republic of Molda­ Environmentalists said that the en­ expected earnings. Iraqis to start pulling out of Kuwait by On Monday in two London train via, which is right next 10 Romania, ergy plan was terrible, because it did Oil prices tumbled to their lowest noon (EST) on Saturday. The US stations, Paddington and Victoria sta­ the president resigned, ·because he not increase research for alternative levels in seven months, and are now ultimatim contains a number of other tion, bombs planted by the Irish Re­ said that he was a victim of a commu­ fuels. under $18 a barrel. points - among them, Iraqis mu:.t publican Am1y went off, killing one nist campaign to discredit him. Michael Milken has been M:n ­ NCR is attempting to resist a hos­ release all POW!> and give back re­ person and injuring over forty. The About I 000 Peruvians are being tenced to serve his sentence in a prison tile takeoverfrom AT&T. It '>Old 10% mains of killed soldiers, and disarm next day a train caught fire. presuma­ stricken with Cholera each day, and in Pleasanton. California. Milken of its shares to employees, who would all booby traps that have been M:t in bly because of a technical failure, over 100 people have already died. was a member of the Drexel Burnham be most likely 10 resist an AT&T Kuwait. which caused more delays for com­ The Health Minister of Peru said that Lambert firm. and was known for his takeover. The US began to prepare for a muters. it would take approximately two junk bond sale . He was founci guilry ground war - working with Bnush Albania's capital city of Tirana months to bring the disease under on six counts of securitie fraud last compiled by George Regnery and other allied forces. artillery began was the site of unrel>t all week. as pro­ control. year, but many people '>ay that he Newspeak Staff to pound positions inside Kuwait. In democracy demon'>traton.. many of The ANC may be shifting from its committed JUSt minor technical viola- one skirmish, over 400 Iraqi troop~ them student-;, clashed with police. traditional policy of advocating na­ were taken prisoner. On Friday, one Demonstrators demanded that the tionalization of South African indus­ NEWS US marine was killed, and four were name of Enver Hoxha, the former tri e~. In a ~t~atcment released last injured by enemy gunfire. Stalinist leader. be removed from all week. they c;aid that nationalization Early in the week, Iraqi laid mines public buildings. Communist books would pose b1g ri~k for the South indu~try. BYOB policy blew holes into the hulls of two US and poSters of Hoxhn ""ere burned in African one of the most warships in the Persian gulf. Neither public squares, and ~latu el! of Hoxha developed on the continent. ship was sunk, although there wru. were ripped down. Alban1an Presi­ The Internauonal Moneuuy Fund continued from page 1 extensive damage. dent Rami7 Alia appealed for a calm, announced that 11 would loan Hungary the fraternity must be concealed and proposal will be subject to IFC ap­ The Saudi government a•d that and said that Hoxha''> name would be up to $2.56 b1lhon, the most it has closed when bemg transported. proval. initial reports on the size of the gulf oil removed from the univer~ity many of granted to a country emerging from Monitor~ at the exits will be respon­ 6. Party Registration spill were exaggerated, and that only the demonstrators attended. communist rule. Hungary already h~ sible for msuring that all alcohol is A) All panics must be registered 1.5 million barrels of oil are in the Albania's easterly neighbor, Yu­ the highest debt per capita of any being properly transported or dis­ wnh the rFC 48 Hours prior to the slick. However, Iraqi troops did start goslavia, is also having problems. eastern European country, and total posed of properly. event, in compliance with the previ­ several Kuwaiti refineries on fire. fill ­ 173 out of 176 memben. of the Parlia­ foreign debt exceeds $20 billion. B) No person under of 21 ous guidelines adopted 2/90. ing the air with thick black smoke. In ment of the republic of Slovenia voted will be allowed to bring alcohol 10 a B) All parties will be subject to the addition. US forces began using na­ that Yugoslavia should split into two Nalional News social function. outlines of this policy. palm to start oil on fire in trenches dug or more separate nations. The Slov­ Maryland's governor signed a bill S. Dispensing of Alcohol Each fraternity must abide by these by Iraqi troops. The trenches were enian Parliament also passed a law that makell Maryland the most lenient A) The actual mechanism of alco­ rules. and those with the FJPG policy gomg to be set on fire by the lraq1s if that said all national Yugoslavian state towards abonion. The bill in­ hol d1spensing will be left up to the must adhere 10 other rules regarding a ground war started to com)>licate Jaw~ did not apply in Slovenia. The cludes a prov1s1on that would keep indiv1dual fraternity, however, no purchasing alcohol for rnmors, dry allied efforts in a ground offen\lve. next day. the republic of Croatia abonion legal in Maryland even if fraternity may knowingly dispense rw.h functions. drinking games. and The fires were se1 by US force~ so that JOined Slovenia, and mvalidated all Roe v. Wade " ovenurned by the any alcohol to anyone under the age of even a rule regarding•llegal drugs and the oil would be burned off by the time national laws m Its republic. Supreme Coun. The landmark deci­ 21 controlled substances. There are also a ground offensive started. Boris Yeltsin, head of the Russian SIOn of 1973 prohibits states from B) Each fraternity will submit a further codes regardmg hazing. sex­ In a ground w~r. the US would not Soviet Republic called for Gor­ denymg a woman's right to an abor­ wriuen proposal explaining the ual abu~e. frre code~. health, safely. enjoy overwhelming superiority at bachev's resignation, accusing him of tion. In Michigan, the State Supreme mechanism that will be used for alco­ and education. night because of night vision finders, trying to gain personal power. Yeltsin Coun said that the state could not hol dibpensing at their pahies. This

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catchy hooks and the draw ofthe lead vo1ce very Rock-N-Roll ). which was a liule harder rocking remix of"l Have The Touch" (I was used to the by Ray Bert Associate Editor well. and this manages to be Top 40 musically with Amphlett providing an aher­ album version. and this one just kind of threw natingly weird or just goofy voice. As I said. me off track. because I don't picture Gabriel as and Joe Parker material without giving in to the Top 40 for­ mula. I liked the almost 70-ish twangy guitar though, the second side was pretty disappoint­ the remix person),the cutting ofthe first notes of News Editor sound they use in "Follow Through". While not ing as several songs kind of ran together at this "Sledgehammer", and the brutal slashing of We took a break last week, and we haven't being overly innovative, they use it to their half-speed pace. The album still rates a 73. "Shock The Monkey" down from over five gotten much new music lately, but you know advantage, and gencrally,they just rock on, and though. minute!> to a three-plus minute single version. how it is at the end of the term. Troy is still on do a good job. I give this album a 81. Peter Gabr iel ''Shaking The Tree: Sixteen Overall the collection flows well together sabbatical, so it's up to me nnd Ray. P.S. Ray pointed out to me that In our last Golden Greats" (Geffen Records) and gives a preuy decent cross section of Gab­ diVInyls (VIrgin Records) review I mentioned how Steve Winwood was Joe: As many of you may not know, Peter riel's career. I was a bit surprised because there Joe: divinyls is arlothcr group that J had heard one of the few that still used a Hammond Organ, Gabriel was one of the founding members of are no songs from his second album (here's of, but never heard their stuff. Their style is just and that the diVinyls use one in n number of Genesis (Yes, he was around before the band another bit of trivia, Gabriel's first three , what I would call normal rock. songs on this album. I stand corrected. even heard of Phil Collins). He left in 1975 to and son of the fourth, are all titled simply Peter The first si ngle, "I Touch Myselr'. has been Ray: My overall a.ssessment of the album follow a solo career. He didn't hit it real big, Gabriel, so don't be confused, you have to getting airplay, so some of you may know about sort of matches Joe's. The first side was by far though, until 1986 when he released So. Butt he identify them by the pictures on the cover). I this song already. This song, as you may infer, the strongest. I don't think I agree that the album point is that he has been around enough to figured they would include D.I.Y.. anyway, but is pretty sexually oriented, as are many of the as a whole held my interest,though. The second release a greatest hits album. I'm not a record exec ... I was also impressed by songs on this album. But even ifthe words were side had two ballads. both of which were preuy The story of him deciding to leave the band the repenoire of people that he has worked with different,this is a good tune. The first side ofthe well done, though "I'm On Your Side'' was is chronicled in a bizarre son of way in over the years, including Phil Collins, Stewan album is stronger than the second, but on the better. The album did start out great. though - I "Solsbury Hill". the opening track on this al­ Copeland (formerly the drummer for The Po­ whole it is still very good. The core of the band had never heard the diVinyls either. but was bum. He then proceeds through a variety of lice), and Kate Bush. This guy knows his per­ is Christina Amphleu on vocals, Mark McEn­ impressed by the variety and catchiness of the songs, mostly from his last three studio albums. formers (which leads me to ask why he is or was tree on guitar, on bass, and songs. As Joe said, the combinations of the and a smattering of other songs (ranging from seeing Rosanna Arquette. but who am Ito say?). on drums & percussion. The guitar hooks and vocals held many of them Passion and his work with YoJ.Issou N'Dourand I give this a 90, (but keep in mind that I'm a don't go out to impre s on their individual together, and I found myself singing along and a new song). Some of these inclusions are Gabnel fan). talents, but work together to put some good drumming my fingers along to the beat. Am­ expected. others not. Of course it's going to Ray: I don 't listen to Peter Gabriel, but I put music together. The only thing that kind of phlett has the ability to come across sounding have "Sledgehammer", ''Shock The Monkey". it in a few times to give it a shot. I found myself bugged me about this album was the way the very sensual while at other times sounding like "Red Rain", "Games Without Frontiers", " Big fast-forwarding to the three songs I know well, lead singer breathed. She could use a couple of an adolescent, and it added a lot to the better Time", and "Biko", but he threw in a couple of "Sledgehammer", "Big Time" and "Shock the lessons on proper breathing technique.~. but she songs. On the whole, though, I liked them but curves as well. I, personally. would never have Monkey", as well as "Solsbury Hill", which I still has a really good voice, and it gives the wasn't qujte sure wh)> - probably because it was expected the inclusion of "Mercy Street", had never heard before but enjoyed. Other than songs an added twist. just so different from anything else. "Don't Give Up'', "San Jacinto", or "Family that. I couldn't get into it at all. so my opinion The first three songs, "", " I Anyway. "I Touch Myselr' was also one of Snapshot", and would have expected less the doesn't really mean anything. Come to think of Touch Myself', and "Lay Your Body Down", my favorites (with lyrics like: "1 love myself/1 exclusion of " In Your Eyes". it, our opinions never really mean anything - we are probably the three best songs on the album, want you to love me/When I feel down/1 want I had heard most of the songs before, but I only write this because it takes up space and we but the diVinyls do a good enough job to keep you above me", how could you not like it?), as was surprised by a number of things: the Afri­ get to keep the tapes to listen to in the office. you listening through the whole thing. Tiley use was ''" and "Bless My Soul ( It '~ can-ish sound of "Shaking The Tree", the new Eating ln .. ~chicken nuggets Utensils: by Kelly McQueeney sciMors/sharp knife Kajsa Cadwell paper bag and Josh Howard frying pan Newspeak Staff fork

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by Shown Zimmernum dependency was the cause of all my oneself in a comfortable pose. pref· combination of Zen meditation fireman? He's got a big helmet. And Newsptolc Staff problems. erably the Lotus position, and empties Manna from heaven, and Goofy figu­ a long hose!" It's really unfair. they But they don't sell Pez in Europe. one's mind of extraneous thoOghts. rines? Well, first off. I'm over my Pez don't stand a chance with a line' like Lesen und aufbewahren: SPIEL· • The meager supply that I'd managed After carefully peeling the foil off. the DTs, although my Santa Claus dis­ that. ZELG FUR KINDER UNTER 5 to smuggle out of the country in my chocolate must be eaten before open­ penser <;till occupies a position of So. as you can see, my life has JAHREN NICHT GEEIGNET. DA shoes dwindled rapidly until soon all ing the toy.elseone will be doomed to honor on the mantelpiece. Secondly. become well-nigh perfect since I've DIE KLEINEN TEJLE VER· I had left was the miling visage of spend the. rest of Eternity as a Pez I'm much more aware of my karma taken up eating Kinder Eggs. Of SCHLUCKT ODER INHALIERT Santa Claus cheerily mocking me 10 dispenser. Only after this small ritual and astral aura; I don't want a repeat course, it ha~ become slightly diffi· WERDEN KONNIEN: his emptiness. I wasn't defeated that can one open the plastic capsule and of the Week of Smurfeucs. no matler cult to obtain them is the quantities I These are the words which con· easily. of course. Not satisfied with discover the surprise. As with all how beneficial it wa.~ to society. Oh. need. I mean. lhe average supermar· front you, like a special message from searching Germany, I quickly toured things in life. these surprises come in yeah ... and the babes. You would not ket will only stock about 1.000 or so, God, every time you panake in the the rest of Europe. continually offend­ several varying degrees of coolness, believe how women fall all over you so I have to visit at least three different opening of a Kinder Uberraschung, or ing Europeans in my single-minded depending on your karma levels utthe when you offer 10 show them your stores a day. Kinder Egg. It's also written in Eng­ pursuit of Paz. But finally I gave up moment. collection; "Hey. doll. wanna see my But it's not a problem. Really ... lish, Spanish, Italian. Dutch, French, and despondently admitted. to my But most prizes lie somewhere in and for alii can tell. in Serbo Croatian problem. the middle of two very extreme ex­ as well. God's messages are multilin· And then, on a beach in Southern tremes. Lillie motorcycles with ny­ Operation Desert Storm gual, and I'm hear today to relate one France, 1 found God. (Note: God is wheels to make them go forever, ice to you in English, with just a little bit most frequently found on beautiful hockey players that send the puck of German thrown in to make it seem beaches at sunset, on high, lonely Oying, model helicopters that Oy, equals Desert Disaster for all the dead will rise up and say the like I'm doing more than sucking mountains. or two minutes nfter find· these are just a few of the keen stuff by Gary McCaslill War was not worth it ·Couldn't we down chocolate and enormous. 55 ing our how pitifully unprepared you you can get. The best one that l've Worcester A no Ctunpus Ministry gallon drums of Swiss schnapps. But really are for that crucial EE final .} In actually gonen is a tiny camera with have found a beuer way? We will enough of that. it's now time for my this particular instance, God took the lense that contains a short Mickey Preface: these lhoughts were writ· never choo e war ever again. We will tale ofshame, as well as how I escaped form of a small chocolate egg. (Note: Mouse nick. going 10 have to get worse every reason to believe that he will those attractively disembodied heads is absolutely the last note in parenthe· ''Sees Stars... This film is definitely a before it gets be11er. but in the end I fight to the death and use chemical regurgitating magic wnf~rs into my scs that I'll have. I promise.) I knew must see. but don't bnng your chil· think the war in the Persian Gulf will weapon before he dies. Bush has sweating palms were a problem. Still, as soon as I assembled my first toy. a dren unless they are mature enough to be the "war to end all war11." That was followed through on all his promises I rummaged through candy stores tiny soccer player that actually kicks witness the graphic KONK sound the affectionate title gaven to World to wage war and in addition has prom· searching desperately for the fabled the ball. that at last my long search for effect without becoming deeply emo· War I in the first part of this century. ised a short war and no draft. After the "Michael Dukakis shows an Emo­ pe<~ce and enlightenment had come to tionally scarred. Join me next week The problem is that each generation mnssive losses of an Allied ground tion" dispen~rs . Even when I was an end. when I'll review the Jaff-a-minute riot forgets or becomes numb to the hor· assault World War n logic will creep forcibly ejected from the country, I There is a highly Zen quality to the "Mickey Gets Mauled."> rors of the war and manufactures an into our thinking: IN ORDER TO couldn't accept the fact that my Pez opening of a Kinder Egg. One seats So. what has been the effect of thi enemy which again must be hated. SAVE FURTHER LOSS OF AMERI­ Th1s hate stirs Amencan people 10 CAN LIVES. WE WJLL USE OUR , raise high the nag of patnotism and NUCLEAR WEAPONS. WE enables them to be willing to kiJI 10 WARNED HUSSEIN AND HE The Wilderness Writer order to preserve the American way of CHOSE THIS. life. And for this to really be the war to But this war may allow us to stop end all wa!'l>. the devastation will have Changes the cycle of forge11ing war horrors and to be so widespread that no Iraqi cen· leamang to hate. This war may. once sor could ever be accused of stagmg a propaganda event in order to sway the pan of a gaseous molecule of carbon wide and high through the atmosphere and for all, elch in our p!>yches a by Athena Demetry emotion of the American people. dio1tide. until it chanced to fall low to and be convened to ozone. protecting horror about war that will not be for· Newsptak Staff Pictures of a bombed Baghdad will be the ground and encounter a green leaf. the life below it from mutagenic ultra­ go11en in generations to come. The placed alongside of Hiroshima and Observe always that everything is Here. if sufficient water, soil nutri· violet radiation and giving the sky its Jnpan~ se. who currently have a Nagasaki and the final reality of war the result of a change ents. and light energy were present. blue color. greater dependence on foreign oil wi ll fall down, down. down and secure -Marcus Aurelius the carbon would be sucked through We can see, then. that essentially than the United States. have not made itself in the deepest recess of our souls the lears stomates and incorporated every bit of maller contained on our a serious war commilment and it's no and anstead of being buried it will 0 eanh, what clwnges hast thou into a sugar. This sugar could be put planet today is the same stuff that was surpnse. Their war stories have in· blossom an each of us forcing us to sten! into storage in the leaf. or travel to the here at whatever creation one chooses fected even the present generation and never agaan choose war. The ideal of -Alfred, Lord Tennyson roots or a berry, where it might remain to believe in. It ts only the organiza· they are not about to get involved in the peacemakers and all the great re· for a few hours or a few days until an lion of the matter that ha~ changed, such folly. (The Japanese are proba­ ligions will creep into our Jives; not as .., What could be more solid, more animal chanced to pass by and eat at evolving from an early atmosphere of bly busy at work in their research and ideals but a'> the only way to exio;t in a constant, more unchanging than the the leaf or the fruit of the plant. A bird hydrogen gas to all the forms of earth design laboratories devising alterna­ world where every human soul is earth and the rocks under our feet, on migration might carry that carbon and rock. water, and plant and animal tives to fossil fuel and will no doubt sacred and the weapons too insane to right? In our short lifetimes. yes, but molecule across hemispheres, or a life that we find today Those very make a financial killing when we are even consider. Our commitment will in the eons of eanh-time, no way. whale, having ingested tiny green arne atoms of the Big Bang that crippled with rebuilding after the be o strong that an option for war will Rocks melt. now. reform, harden, plankton. might traverse oceans with fomted our earth have travelled Persian Gulf War.) never again be exercised. weather. erode. crack. crystallize. and the carbon. Thic; carbon. at the death through space and time and are now The war in the Gulf wall provide no The radiation from Baghdad's cycle endlessly. It is where rock of the whale. might fall to the ocean wuhin our bodies. And the>e atoms soluuons for the injustices of the re­ I bombs will travel over India, Paid· meets air. air meet$ water, water noor a~ pan of the skeleton. Sill. within our bodies. whach we have gion or in the world. will give you stan, Chinn, and Japan, across the meets rock, and light shines down on sand, and other panicles would scule borrowed momentarily from the any picture you want for how the war Pacific and into the United States. all. that atoms are exchanged, change on top of it over the years; eventually earth, may later become pans of birds, will be won. I wHI grant any condi· The horrors of massive cancer out­ is rampant, and life springs forth. The the whole conglomerate would knit plants, whales, or rock'! on the ocean tions and concede any requirement to breaks in the US ®d around the world three fundamental elements • earth, together and harden to form rock, Ooor. What a fascinating thing it is match a post war picture you wish to resulting from the bomb\ dropped a alf, and water • are continually ex· becoming part of an oceanic plate that humans can bring intelligence, con~trucL And no mauer how it is structured you will have to grant me I) half a world away will nunure the changing material and showing that moving. perhaps. on a collision character. and ideas to the~e odd growing consciousness of the futility each is insurficaent to sustain a diver­ course with a continental plate. The collections of atoms that are our bod· none of the polilical, economic or of such extreme violence to rc~olving sity of life without the others. carbon atom would be pushed beneath ies. rehgaous conflicts of the region will connict in a tiny fragile global village. In the closed system that is our the continent with the rest of the lead· How can death be conceived to be have been addressed rea.,onably and 2) With the massive one/two punch of planet, matter cycles between earth, lng edge of the ocean noor: at such a horrible end. when 11 is ~uch a beau· there will be more hate,toward the families broken and suffering added air. and water with the aid of the high temperatures and pressures, the tiful start for our atoms to scatter United States than there existed be· energy of the sun. If we could con­ rock would become plastic, maybe across the planet and become nowers. fore bombing began. Even if the to the hell of the effects of nuclear weapons. we will begin to build a dense the earth's 4.5 bilhon year his· even melting and be10g extruded up whales. mountains. and birds? American people reali1ed those tow world watho~! t war as an option. But tory into an hour-long feature film, we onto the earth's surface as lava, where truths. at would not be enough to end first we have to survive and that will would see oceans rising and falling. n would harden. Many years of cold, How beautiful he looked. gliding aJI wars. take more than doing our busmess as continents tearing apart, oc.eans form· wind. and weathering would reduce down For this to really be a war to end all usual. It will take a spiritual renewaJ ing, continents colliding. atmos­ the rock to fragments, and the carbon On those great sails; how beautiful wars. the species will fiN have to as we begin to see all life as sacred and pheres changing. And if, in this hour­ atom would be free for the erosive he looked. simply survive this current conflict all fighting as pure folly. long feature film. we could label se· force of water to wash away into a 1•eering away in the sea-ltglu Ol'er and that will not be easy. We will have I would love to see t11e actions of lect atoms with a tracer and follow stream. river, or ocean. or it may the precipice. to endure the massive loss of ground the coming days prove me wrong. their progress over the years. what remain in the topsoil to enrich a new I tell you solmmly troops when mothers, fathers. sons. Pray for peace. we'd see would resemble the streaks genenuion of plants. That I was sorry to have disap­ daughters, husbands, wives, brothers. Gary McCaslin is on thl' Board of of a time-lapse photogrc~ph of a street Those plants will take up a mole· pointed him. sisters and besl fnends of all 0\lr the Worcester Area Camptt.f Mmistry sa:ne at midnight. with the atoms cule of water from the soil , and the To be eaten by that beak and be· families charge across a hne in the and the Director of Chrisflan £duca· .. streaking quickly and lightly through light hilling the chlorophyll within the come part ofhim, sand, commanded to kill Iraqis in the air; entering a lillie more heavily green leaves will supply energy to to share those wings and tltose order to free Kuwait and have their tion at the First Baptist Church at the int.o water, plants. and animals; and begin the process by which the water eyes· fragile bodies tom apart so that their corrrer of Park and Salisbury. He originated the W~dge ' s Suggested spending a lot of time heavy in earth as 01t1dized to hydrogen and oxygen. What a sublim~ end ofone's body. life·g1v10g blood drains out and pools Topic for Discussion (STD} and is still and rocks before being liberated into That oxygen will be released through what an enskyment; before returning to the earth. The lost the atr and water once again. the leaves 10t0 the wr. where we can What a life aftu death hves and devastated famalies will there in spirit with all the Wtdgies A carbon atom would voyage breathe and incorporate it into our -Robinson Jeffers, "Vulture" have to number in the thousands. offering comments on planet life and death in the late 20th Century. widely and freely around the planet as bodies. Or that oxygen can travel And somewhere, a spokesperson PageS NEWSPEAK Tuesday February 26, 1991 CLUB CORNER Alpha Phi Omega emotional expencnce. We receive Jesus Chnst w1ll be held in the CCC, preferably after mid· much less likely to regret it later. We all want by faith. as an act of the will. night. Please bring food. you back safe and \Qund, so have the time of Well, folks we are at the end ofanothcrtcnn. YOU CAN RECEIVE CHRIST RIGHT Arrangements are being made for students to your life. but make sure that you are bemg I hope everyone wiiJ have a good break. Relax NOW BY FAITH THROUGH PRAYER! celebrate Passover seders with faculty mem­ SMART. and enjoy it, but don't forget about all those God knows your heart and is not so con­ bers. Notices sho uld be arriving in your boxes projects to do during 0-tenn. First, and most cerned with your words as He is with the attitude soon. If you would like to arrange kosher meals Students ror Social A~areness importantly, WELCOME to all the newly in­ of your hean. The following is a suggested for Passover. contact Zachary Sackl.. box 2403. ducted pledges: Helene Andersson, Scott prayer: As much 10 the spirit of young Matthew Bergin, Chad Council, Tom Ericsson. Kathy " Lord Jesus, I need you. Thank you for dying Residence Hall Council Salinger. age 3. offering a cool lima bean 'to a French, JeMifa Gosling. John Guris. JeMifer on the eros for my sins. I open the door of my lunchtime companion. as possible, I offer to all Hannon. Susan Heath, Jennifer Kavka. Ben life and receive You as my Savior and Lord. This week's meeting was held almost en­ of WPI the following: Koo. Rebecca McFarland, Matt Meyer. T.J. Thank you for forgiving my sins and giving me tirely in the Harrington Auditorium bleachers Novu~ Ordo Seclorum, a New Order of the Mino. Ted Perrotti, Charles Schletzbaum. Jen­ eternal life. Take control of my life. Make me because we were again locked out. Although Ages fort he Students for Social Awareness. We nifer Sperounis, and Kayann Wright. Congratu­ the kind of person You want me to be." this sounds unfonunate, Rich demonst.mted an are tiring of our homogeneous community, and lations!! If this has been your decision and your awe inspiring set of 360 dunks down on the we desire the diversity necessary for healthy THINGS TO REMEMBER: prayer, Jesus has just come into your life and coun while the MIT Engineers were warming thought. Therefore, we would like to propose a •BIG BROTHERS Well, the BB 'shave been you have received eternal life! (John 5:24) up for their head on collision with the WPI En­ fundamental restructuring of our group. At the selected, and they know their jobs. Keep I hose We'd encourage you to contact CBF in o rder to gineers (didn'tljust say that). RHC challenged next meeting, location and time to be announced pledges informed and active. More info will help you stan the exciting adventure that is the them 10 a game after the game but they declined in the next issue of Neuspiejk and in the SSA come after break. Problems or questions. see Christian life! Have a super spring break! our offer. newsletter. we will be reviewing our venerable me. During the meeting we discussed the details and oft-ignored consLitutjon and considering CONCLAVE The big day is right around the Fencing Club relating to the RHC Activities Day, which is any and all s uggestions from the general atten­ comer. Bill needs his S22 and more volunteers! coming up in 0-Tenn. Things are looking good a taste of our metal. In past years row but you will have received a newsletter by So, come to our next meeting with sugges­ victorious. Where is my lego man??! ! It's my we have lulled them into a false sense ofsecu rity the time you have read this. By the way, meet· tions for the new, improved Students for Social lego man. Leggo my lego. Great pany John!! by letting them get into the finals, but th is year. ings are in Harrington Conference Room at4:30 Awareness. Even if you have never attended Hey John, l think she likes yoo. that'~ what I we shall show them what we're made of... on Wednesdays unless otherwise noted. Try not any of our meetings before, even if you have think. New pledges, Welcome to APO!! Rob, The contestants for this round of "let's get to get lost in the vast expanse of the WPl never left your donn room, please come and how WASN 'T Saturday night?? slaughtered by teams with real budgets'' are: campus. Until next time • PIAC. offer your ideas. It will probably be in the ZZZZZZZ7Z7ZZ ... Hey Ed, wake me when Foilists: lovely, commuting-student lounge overlooking it's Tuesday.!! Yo Baby, Yo Baby. Yo Baby, The Scoop (that ex-captain dude) SmartiSadd Freeman Plaza on the first noor of the WPI YO!! Toomuchtodo in one lifetime! John Buhl Jose (nice hair cut, bud) Humanities Complex at 7:00pm on Thursday. IS cool!! Love yourlittle sis Jennifer. Why are Sabre: Well as we aJilmow. spring break is coming the 2 1st of March. all my clubs meeting one or more times this Bill (the cat ... ) up. I am sure that all of us are anxiously Business? week?? Ack, WeJI, we're glad to be pledges Archie (Baby Face) awaiting the time off and all the tnps we are • Thought-0-the-Week: Freedom is a path now. Here·~ to H.B.!! My favonte pledge!! I Epee: planning. This is just a reminder that while you seldom tmvelled by the masses. don't care what anyone says! No tickles!! But Gary Aspnelo (boy is he tall...) are panying and having the time of your life. • Quote-0-the-Week: lfyoufound$10,000, it's o much fun. Steve. quit hamssing mnocent Mark Burke (three in two weeks!,too bad it's don't forget to think about what could happen if how would you hide it from the Government? fam•lies!!! not what you you leave yourself in a compromising position. • WPI-Fact-0 -the-Week: The amplifiers That's all for now. See Ya Later, ME think ... ) Good luck to aU those who go, may There are as many horror stories about what for our much-loved fake bells tend to tum them­ you all win! happened to poor"Sally" over break as there are selves on a few minutes early lately and blast a American Institute or C hemical Engineers Fencing practice will resume at the regularly grains ofsand on Daytona Beach. Just watch out strange, buz~:ing noise for a while. scheduled place and time on March 18th · yes. for yourself. If you know your situation. you are We will beholding elections today. February that's the fir~>t day of classes. tough. 26 from 9-11 am and I -3 pm ou.tside the Chemi­ And back to our fencing match... cal Engineering Office. Remember,to vote you After the tmin wreck caused by two simulta­ must be a dues pa1d member. neous neches,thedlrectorthrew the two sabrers out of the tournament for too many brutal acts. Join Sigma Pi Fraternity aAd Association of Computing Machinery and so the foil bouts began. First up, Bruce "the Scoop" V!>. Jose "the Dew." Tune in next time THE SOCIAL WAS GREAT...... as the bout begins. and find out who scores the ... and what an amazing turnout for a meeting! first point ... Most of the people who have never been to an HELP FIGHT ACM meeting before would not have noticed, Newspeak but tho1>C of us who have attended them in the past know we usually get about twelve on a good Well, it was another week of fun and enter· day. But at this meeting, there were about fifty! tainment for those from Riley 0 I. Friday Night Thanks to everyone that came! Now that you was the Editor's dmner at Jimmy's Harborside MULTIPLE all know what ACM is, we need your help to in Boston. and it's sure to become legend. Gary. ,. really get it going. Theoflice,...havedoneallthe would you like some coffee? Or Kevin's cof­ work ~o far (Happy hour, T -shirts. the meetjng, fee? Heidi. what was that plate for? Alan. was etc.), but they still need the help of the members. that an entire steer or what? Eric - AU JUS! SCLE-ROSIS! We still to organize the programming contest, Aureen,Jen.Liz... YOU FORGOT HEIDI! Joe, the trip to the Boston Computer Museum. and by the way · nice haircut. "Can I do this? Look, the BBQ. And we need people 10 work on these! we're all still the same people." We could go Con111ct ACM@WPlto volunteer your effons. now • yes. but four of us are noating in our ... Also. don't forget the volleyball game In 0- McDonald's!! Should we knock that over, or tenn. If you're interested in being on the team, the convenience \tore... or both? $1 Raffle Tickets on Sale Now... contact Erik Felton at Box l#2869orELF@WPI. GET A RECEIPT! MAKE SURE YOU Congrats to Steve Tufts on winning an ACM GET A RECEIPT! T-shin. Alan. I don't think your 10 is any good... beller tell the registry. " Don't worry Gary. C hristian Bible Fello\\-ship that's just the road. Change lanes and see if it stop:.:: "What' that thing? ... It's a vacuum you Only 3 days until break! Over the last severnI hicks!" "Jason. JUSt shut up." Watch it. or I'll weeks. we have looked at what the Bible says take my glasses off. "Joe, we're at Exit II, no *** Grand Prize *** about God's purpose for people. Let's ~>umma­ 17, no 128 (aside) Gary! Make road noises ... " rize: Heidi · you're so sincere. You made an illegal I) God LOVES you and offers a wonderful U-turn back dere! Here's Ty ... where's Ty? PLAN for your life. (John 3:16. John 10: 10) Sure, Joe, just take off your jacket... Eat with Carribean Gateway Package 2) Man isSrNFULand SEPARATED from your hands, see if we care!!! God. Thus he cannot know and experience Heidi • public restrOOm, public telephone, God's love and plan for his life. (Romans 3:23, Troop E. intercom, OWl lecture, Clueless cop, to San Juan, P.R. 6:23) There it1sl. I'm so happy now. Hell of a night! 3) Jesus Christ is God's ONLY provision for - BVEP man's sin. Through Him you can know and experience God's love and plan for your life. WPI Hillel (Romans 5:8. I Corinthians 15:3-6, John 14:6) 4) We must individually RECEIVE Jesus WI Friday's Shabbos service was an over­ Drawing to be held at the Christ as Savior and Lord; then we can know whelming -;uccess. We thank Eddy for doing and experience God's love and plan for our such a great job running the evening. It was very lives. (John I: 12, 3:1-8. Ephesians 2:8-9. Rev. pleasing to see so many faculty and students 1991 CULINARY FAIR ~ 3:20) together. Also, at the ~arne time new officers What does it mean to "receive" Jesus Chnst? were elected for next year. Here they are..... Receiving Christ involves turning to God from Pres1dent Jennifer Klingbeil self (repentance) and trusting Christ to come Vice • President Sergio Mondlak March 23 into our live to forgive our sms and to make us Recordmg Secretary Scott E. Ashton the kind of people He wants us to be. Just to Corresponding Secretary Nevo Hed agree inteiJectuaJJy that Jesus Christ is the Son Treasurer Zachary Sacks Greendale Mall of God and that He died on the cross forourstns Congratulations to everyone. P.S .• I did spell is not enough. Nor is it enough to have an your name right, Jen. The next officers meeting Tuesday February 26, 1991 NEWSPEAK Page9 GREEK CORNER Alpha Chi Rho The dreaded C-Tcnn i'> over! Have a Alpha Tau Omega Phi Sigma Sigma Sigma Pi great break and I hate all of you who So it'!.the la~ t week ofthe term. and come back tan! Pledges: rest up over For tho\e brother.. who don't •.now Good morning. g1rls! Finally. the Well, we did 11. Once agam we although the Super Bowl IS long past. break,there will be lots of fun to be had already, prepare yourselr for a good last week of the tenn i!. here! Make puled off nn outstanding Beach party. thekickoffha.\just begun here at Alpha when you get back. laugh. Grimm has decided to back up sure to get all your studying done, and The sand was warm. the band was loud Chi Rho. Thllllks a lot Leiner! The Congratulations Tara Z on being his talk with action. The "Greek God'' good luck to everyone on those fina ls! and the beer was canned. Almost as Valentine's Quasi turned out great. al­ tapped for your skull. Don't forget to will be posing in a bodybuilding con­ Congratulations are in order as we fun as the beach party was the party in though not quite as well as the North bring your Mom and Dad to the parents test on April27. lt'sO.K. to laugh, but announce our newest motley crew. the Dicky's room Sunday morning. Tooz Adam~ Hot Legs Contest of last week. reception on the Sunday we get back. don't laugh in his face. He already new Cabinet. and Hal, a.k.a the Stud Brothers had an Falla's sister just can't get over the Happy 22nd birthday to Patrise! Don't feels like he doesn't get any respect so Archon Robin Winship interesting Tuesday nigh t. Do you two wave of attention (neither can Dan!). forget to take a look 111 the display case try not to hurt his feelings even more. I share everyth ing? Conkey made sure Congratulations go out this week to on the way into the library where some don't think everyone realizes how seri­ Vice-Archon Jenn Creamer to lock up his harem while he went Walt the Partier/Scoopmachine. of our paraphernalia is being shown in ous Grimm is about this. The fat piece down to drink. Tom: lick my balls! Remember to attract 'em like flies, not honor of Women's History Week. of trash has been dieting for the past Pledge Mistress Tina Correia Here's a little crotch algebra lesson. with flies . let's not forget Orai "Wake {thanx Owens!) Well just study hard few weeks though it seems like months Dwight plus Nancy equals NO! What me up when Help week is over" Allen, the next two days and then its time for to him. He insists that he's been strict. Rush Chairman Cathy Foley do Jim, Tom, Dicky and Zippo have in andofcourseDinjs"Do'emdry.. all of some relaxation! but I've seen a couple of crackers and common? Maybe a better question is 'em!!" Pimentel. Brothers arc advised some popcorn finding their way above Bursar Amy Brideau who is next? to watch their backs (literally) with AJpha Gamma ~Ita Pledge his double chin. With spring break So far ticket sales are going good. Dinis around! Good job to the Fat Column coming up,l wonder ifhe'll cheat. {We Tribune Stacey DePasquale Don't forget that Miracle Mile is Man's Diving Club (FMDC), and the all know I am not talking about Ch­ March 23. If everything goes well we intramural bowlers. crowned 1990-91 Does Jen have any ideas or what? eryl). Well, Good luck Grimm. I just Scribe Julie Vescio should make a killing and feel damn champions. Great job guys! We are Good job to all who participated in the hope you don't become the laughing good about doing it. Pledges once now in the "gee it's funny that no sen­ ATO raid. Hope the brothers of ATO stock of the school. Panhel Delegate Tori Pesek again had a lame raid. (Imagine that) iors have jobs yet!" humor phase, but enjoyed our surprises. Smile Chuck­ Congratulations to Tuck who got Everyone is psyched for another in about three weeks they'll be in the les. Thanks for the projects received so tapped by skull. I hope your stress I'm looking forward to an awesome Spring Break. Datuna Bitch? Thun­ "Ob God, we don't have jobs yet!!" far. When mothers and daughters get level doesn't go sky high so you lose 0 -Tenn (and next year)! Good luck to derbird? Great Banier? Who can say panic phase, and following that, all together they can be so creative. Con­ what's left of your wig. Krevo, did you all in their new positions! Speaking of this year. Next stop 0 -Term. underclass bros will experience the "I gratulotjons to Lynn for getting her ever get the girls name you had phone new positions, nominations for Com­ can't believe that we have to deal with book back. Sig Pi- there's much nicer sex with? Hey Crash, how's your neck mince head positions are coming up at Tau Kappa Epsilon these guys for another year!" despair ways to get a happy hour. I thought the feel? Cote, did Sug beat you again in the nrst meeting of 0 -Tenn. so be sure phase. Truthfully though, with one whole idea was to make friends not rumy? I hope everyone had a chance to to talk to the person who holds that Before C-Term officially closes, term left, (maybe) we are all going to enemies. Thanks for having us last see Batman's cute bum last Tuesday. posiuon now if you're interested! the brothers of TKE would like to miss these seniors. Let's fumble 'em Tuesday, anyways. Has everyone He did get his money's worth. Also. anyone interested in Assistant thllllk everybody who helped us enjoy while we can. The lame ducks have been working on their pearls? Brenda Thanks goes out to everyone who Treasurer should talk to Amy ASAP! another tenn at WPI. We have felt the Oown, and now the reins change hands and Jen how's crew going? Karen has stayed with Harry. For those of you A mini reminder to get your Rock­ impact ofour Alumni support this tenn to the new officers. The only drawback thanks for thinking of Jimmy Buffet. who haven't, you're a se lfi ~h . lazy. a-thon money in, if you haven't al­ more ever as we are now settled into is that we've lost about 6 fl of height Congratulations to everyone. great job worthless. unappreciative.... I hope ready. In the per!.onals, glad to see the new houses at Wachusett Street. compared to the old crew! I hope on the test. Pledg~ really do know everyone ha.~ a good spring break and everyone had a good time at Cari's Thanks again for something we could everyone has a good break, beach girls their stuff. Congratulations to our doesn't get killed. Everyone bhould party! Special hellos to all my old pals. not have accomplished on our own. beware. And hey, if you don't have a pledge mom? Taro, for going to New get in shape for 0 -Tenn intramurals namely Dara, Donna, Deb L.. Lisa D. Thanks also to tuppy. Ma and Pa, good break, just take it out on Amer­ England· s. You muke us proud. Other because we're in the ru nning for the and Jeanette! Have an awesome spring Dr.Ma, and all those guys who keep ica's favorite scapegoat. M.T. Bon­ outstanding swimming sisters who sportscup. Congratulations to the break! LITP. coming up here and support u ~. ger! we'd like to congrotulate are Michelle "ATO'' hockey team for beating Theta Sigma Alpha Ep tlon Besides that. everybody just make and Samh. Does Vee have a phone call Chi. 6-0, in the champion~h1p. We're Due to popular demand. Sigma ~ure your break is awesome. come Alpha Gamma Della she has to make? Good luck on liMls waiting for you to follow through with Alpha Epsilon's TUCK-IN for the back tan. and get ready for an unbeliev­ and have a great break. the bet. Muscular Dystrophy A!>~ociation has able soccer . .,oft ball, and track 'Ieason. been extended through tomorrow!! Remember, TKE- The Time is NOW. Girl-;. for a mere $2.00 you can have Pete Grabow'>kl and Mark Borek Cor Theta Chi two nun-nerd brother\ of your choice) tuck you m. read) ou a ''Ol). '>ing you CongrJtuiJtiOn'> to all new brothe~. a ~>On£ It·, all lor charity A\k your Peter Baluuatidl'>. Dan Beauregard. fncnds ''ho've been tucked in · u·., Kyle Bruwnrig. Ryan "four alann•· fun!' C' 1767 Emond. Jorge F1gueeroa-Arro)·o He)' Sport~ Cup' Ma ~\ Delta look' .. Annoya Latoya De'ltroyn". Dave "rong for 0 -tcnn. and 11 looks like the Fonm. Sal Gencarelli. Joel Grandin. lrophy may rc~ide at number 6 for Kurt Gu:.ek, Chris Mansur, Chris another year. C'ongrnt\ to McWcenie Menard, Ken "Mount her'' Montero. on un e>.cellent j(lb in "The Real In John ··Credit lim1t'' Pcrullo. Scott <,pector Hound." Glad to see another pineo, Anthony Rainka, Scott Remil­ Ma.sque pcr'on in the rani..\. Congrol\ lard. Tom Sacco. Tom Schunnan. and to Rilf on bering tapped by the bon)' John .. Schan/negger" Swan\on. people. Is 11 ju't me, or ~~ that ribbon Congratulations to Alex Thorp on sho11er than it was? Congratl> to Pratt hb tapping to ~kull. Next hou~e meet­ (aka Oco) on hi' tc:.Hiepcndcnt job Ing- <,even hours!! Ne>.t nrc drill Overseas Trav¥1 offer and to Coy for an offer to work in I :00 Thur.day. Barry and Cohen brin~ h1' homctov.n (t hey couldn't pa)- me the wood. Next B-ball Thun.day 5:00 enough to work in Cleveland.) Well. Ep,ilon Memorial Stadium Dmmg well. well, it look\ like d.c. has heard room. Bu~e,, Broad~. and Brothers = about the Dubc\lcr's pl jealous. own lambchop. It o,eems that there Cancun here we come! Plummer bring have been a lot of badge missing the bags! J.P. bring some ca.\h! Bowl­ lately. Rumor ha' 11 Lhere's one in ing and Hockey second place! B-baJI B1ddcford. and soon there may be one nice try too bad you couldn't hit Wal­ p on a certain groduate of Anna Marin ters house wi th a Patriot. Hendu, you College. Hey Chinny. have you lis­ got a job. now get a life. Magui re, get tened to Presto lately'! Hey Swill, another gi rl friend. Health Department make any new friends this week? And come seeking crazed dog, foaming to the AGO pl edg~ - Dana's new from the mouth. like Oompa. Dickie, home is NOT Fiji. Everyone knows use your new found wealth to buy a Medical and Dental Care that it's room 6. white house! Five new fence. Our best to the troops in the Apple~ (happy, Sully?} Gulf. our full support goe~ to you.

StudentLo Student Government Announcement $5 The New Student Government Constitutions will be voted on Wednesday, February 27th from All this, and a better world to show for it. 1 Oam to 2pm in Daniels Maybe you can't afford not to volunteer.

Peace Corps recruite.rs will soon be on campus. Find out how you can qualify: Petitions for Student Government Offices and INFO TABLE FILM HOWING INTERVIEWS class officers can be picked up on Wed. MAR27 Wed, MAR 27 Thur, MAR 2R the 18th of March. They 11 :00-2:00 7:00-9:00 X:OO- 5.00 The Wedge lltggins Lab, Rm 101 OGCPOffice will be due on the Boynton Hall 22nd of March. Or Calllhe Peace Corps 1 ~-648-8052 EXT. 104 Page 10 NEWSPEAK Tuesday February 26, 1991

WPI Summer Session

A apecial ter• tuition rate of $3000, representin1 approxiaately a 14 percent diacount below the re1ular 1990- 91 ter• rate of $3496, i s available for students takin1 at least one full unit (9 credit hours) of acadeaic vork. This represents a discount of about 42 percent on the third course. Additional couraea are also available at the discounted rate of $670 per course. One phyaical education course ••Y be added at no charge under the special discount packagea $190 vill be charged for each additional physical education course thereafter. To reaister, please stop in the Scheduling Office, Boynton Hall, fro• 9- 12 and 1-4p •••

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'Evening graduate classes will begin on Hay 20 and end on July 11, 1991. Tuesday February 26, 1991 NEWSPEAK Page 11

I CLASSIFIEDS

BECOME A WPI STUDENT AM­ r------,...._.,..k woll run Clas.slfieds lrM lor orr WPI al\ldents, laculty, and sraff Free Claaallllds are ~rruled ro srx (6) h~ Adt If the end result of an engineering educa­ ole commercial narureandadslongor lhan sox I,.... must be pald lor atthao"campua/commeroal rare or $3 OOIO ions Office. An information table will numbet the social elite of '92. So who's this year's also be set up in the Wedge on Monday, Name ______Phone ------token independent? Remember: It 's not February 25 and Tuesday February 26 if Address Total Enclosed$ ___ what you do, it's who you know. you would like to sign up there. Please con­ tact Lori Dow (x5286) for more informa­ Allow only 30 characters per line Questions About AIDS?? Call the tion. AIDS HOTLINE 756-5532. MCI campus representative wanted. Join the new rugby team in town: Worc­ Good money for an aggressive student. ester Women's Rugby Club. Players are One representative per class. For an inter­ needed, no skill needed. If you have expe­ view in the Lower Wedge. call Jeff at 795- rience back captain & officers are needed. 0765. (ED NOTE - Last week's number For more info call Angela at 799-4073. was wrong. We apologize for any incon­ venience.) Two roommates needed to complete L------J four bedroom apartment. Off Mreet park­ Apartment for rent - Dean St. (near ., _ ing, 5 min walk to WPl, 194/mo. plus utili­ Tech) 1-2 Bedroom ApL'l. includes heat, ties. Cull Jason or Kyle at 791-97-35. electricity. and hot water. with parking. ap­ pliances and coin-op laundry. Available APARTMENTS Roomforrent. $ 1 50/mo.+ utiliti e~. Pay for next school year. $450-660/month. • ~you tenant. Off street parking. Avail­ 793-1773. able now. Call 792-3745. 61 No Ashland St 107 Highland St The only real choice is how S.A.F.E. you 3 BEDROOMS 4-5 BEDROOMS The four Horsemen <;hall nde again, and are? Incl. Stove & Refrigerator Heat, Stove, Refrigerator Mephistopholes shall follow! OFN 1n0.! Convenient Location included Furnished room for rent. Nice neighbor­ WALK TO TECH Can accomodate 4-5 NEEDARIDETOVIRGINIA. Willing hood near WPI. Utilities included. $230 $600/mo WALK TO TECH to pay for fair share of tolls and gas. Con­ per. month. Deposit required. Nonsmok­ (near Acapulco) $850/mo tact Zachary Sacks at 791- 1 133 or e-mail ers onl y. Call757-6814. (near Acapulco) Lackman@ wpi. LOST: Friday. Feb 15. a small black FOR APPOINTMENT "How do soldiers killing each other camera. Ifyo u have any infonnation please solve the world's problems?" - Calvin. contact Box # 2395 or call 791-5657 ore­ CALL 757-4487 after 4 PM Calvin and Hobbes mail patricia@wpi.

Seniors... Auention.... What is S.A.F.E.?

March 20-21 The Varsity Sport of the Mind 6:30- 10:00 PM DOL LEGE Perreault ·Hall

I A few spots are .still available for teams Jf I I who wish to enter. Return team lists to Student Activities Office by Feb. 27th. HAS A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU. Page 12 NEWSPEAK Tuesday February 26, 1991

POLICE LOG Monday, Februar y 11 , 1991 I 2:00am · ASSIST WORCESTER POLICE: Student calls to report vehtcle being broken into on THEO'S RESTAURANT AND PIZZA Institute Rd. Worcester police notified. Officers checking area for suspect. 8:57pm • STOLEN CAR: Student reports vehicle stolen off Salisbury St. in front of Fuller Jabs. Worcester police notified, report filed. PIZZAS, GRINDERS VVednesday,Februa ry 13, 1991 2:49am • DISTURBANCE: Residents of Sigma Phi Epsilon fratern ity reporting unwanted gue~ t 'l in front of their house. Officers respond, subjects gone upon arrival. NOW OPEN FROM 7 AM TO 12 MIDNIGHT Sunday, February 17, 199 1 12:25am • NOISE COMPLAINT: Netghbor reports loud party in Ell~worth apartments. Officers respond, pany broken-up. keg confiscated. MONDAY THROUGH SUNDAY 2:36am· ALCOHOL VIOLATION: Sergeant reports conliscatmg alcohol m wedge from tudent.

SAFETY TIP: Parking 011 campus is a privilege extended to member,\ ofthe WPI community who REASONAk1LE PRICES: ha1•e registered their vehicles witlr tire t'ampus police. Your Sif.liiOturr 011 your parking registratio11 form signifies agreementw abide by tire regulations. Regulations are availahle otthe campus poliu office. (INCLUDING THE TAX)

GOLDSMITH SMALL PLAIN PIZZAS .•...... •$3.26 APARTMENTS (WITH WPIID: $3.00) Walk to Worcester Polytechnic Institute LARGE PLAIN PIZZAS...... •...... $6.04 799-6076 (WITH WPIID: $5.52) 3 Bedrooms, Super Modem, 2 Bedrooms, Self-Cleaning Oven, Dishwasher, Quiet, Stately Building. Auto-Defrost 2-Door Refrigerator. Self-Cleaning Oven, Dishwasher, GRINDERS .•....•...... •..... FROM $3.00 TO $4.25 Carpet, Air Conditioning, Parking, Auto-Defrost 2-Door Refrigerator, Laundry Room Carpet, Parking, Laundry Room $750 $595-$625 (WITH WPIID: $0.25 OFF ANY LARGE GRINDER)

1 Bedroom, Like New, Air Conditioned, Large 2-Door Auto-Defrost Refrigerator, Self-Cleaning Oven, Parking. laundry Room $495

Near WPI, 2 Bedroom Townhouse (For large amounts of pizzas and grinders, a $650 better price is offered)

A.A. ZAMARRO REALTY CO., . 21 INSTITUTE ROAD WORCESTER, MA

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* Walking distance to WPI * Clean: Studios, 1, 2, 3 bedroom units * Gorgeous Victorian Buildings * Locations: 21 Institute Road 15 Dean Street 10, 14, 45 Lancaster Street 59 Dover Street 88 Elm Street * Starting Rent $350 and up * Applianced kitchens, tiled baths * Occupancy June 1, 1991

Call today for an appointment! 795-001 0 days 752-7822 or 752-5169 evenings Offered by A.A. Zamarro Realty Company **BONUS given to tenants signing lease and paying deposit prior to April 1, 1-991 . - This ad must accompany you.