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THURSDAY APRIL 15,1993 VOL 70, NO. 48 Groups react quickly after racial incident by Cyndy Liedtke staff writer Racial tension at JMU has become a significant issue as the university community responds to a recent incident involving a visiting student and a JMU fraternity brother. The fraternity brother allegedly involved in the incident resigned from Kappa Sigma fraternity Tuesday night, according to chapter president Cliff Stevens. The JMU chapter had voted to ask him to resign in the interest of the fraternity, Stevens said. Last Thursday members of the Black Student Alliance called a special meeting to discuss the issue with Kappa Sigma Fraternity. Two members of the Kappa Sigma's international executive council attended the meeting along with JMU chapter members. Assistant Director of Greek Life Kristin Radcliffe and Byron Bullock, director of Multicultural Student Services, also attended. At the meeting, BSA gave a list of six demands concerning what JMU and Kappa Sigma should do about the incident and suggested future programs to improve race relations at JMU. Two weeks ago, a Yale University student wrote a letter to , JMU President Ronald Carrier KATHY ALCORN/THE BREEZE and JMU's Black Student Alliance, regarding her involvement in a racial incident. Mikhail Gorbachev gave the Founder's Day address at the University of Virginia Yale sophomore April Braxton said she and a Tuesday, as the college celebrated the 250th anniversary off Thomas Jefferson's birth. INCIDENT page 2 Gorbachev speaks on democracy INSIDE UVa invites Russian leader to celebration On the road again. The JMU "For myself, I found one thing to be true," he said, cheerleaders are by Donna Ragsdale "Having once begun a dialogue with Thomas senior writer headed to the Jefferson, one continues the conversation with him national forever." tm The former president of a Communist nation championships in He furthered the parallel by mentioning Russian San Diego./33 explained Tuesday how one of America's founding issues now in debate, such as whether to establish a fathers helped inspire democracy in his country. presidential or parliamentary government, how to Starlight, starbright, Standing on the sunny steps of Old Cabell Hall at divide powers and how to balance interests. Stars shine bright in the University of Virginia, former Soviet Union "Those are all issues that the founding fathers of President Mikhail Gorbachev presented the Miller Hall's the also had to face at sometime or planetarium./27 Founder's Day address for the celebration of Thomas another," the smiling Russian told the outdoor Jefferson's 250th birthday. He not only expressed his crowd. Memories admiration for Jefferson, but Gorbachev also drew Gov. L. Douglas Wilder, in his introduction of GO stark parallels between himself and the former Gorbachev, agreed that there were obvious parallels Valedictorians American president between the historical and contemporary figures of reflect on their "When it fell to me to become the leader of a Jefferson and Gorbachev. achievements. complex and conflict-ridden country, I often looked "Perhaps some would argue that it may have /22 to Thomas Jefferson," Gorbachev said. "He was happened without the presence of Mikhail among those who confirmed me in my belief that Gorbachev," Wilder said. "Just like some would without democratization of our society, any reform argue that American democracy would have traveled in it would be doomed to fail." its path without Thomas Jefferson. But no one can Campus 3 Arts 27 Comparing his reforms in the former Soviet Union argue that the people who now inhabit the former World 9 Sports 31 to those of Thomas Jefferson in early American Soviet Union are far freer to speak, assemble, Focus On 20 Humor 36 history, Gorbachev talked about how he first worship and voice their dissent than before Mr. discovered the writings of Jefferson while he was a Opinion 24 Classifieds 38 GORBACHEV page 2 student at Moscow University.

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Student fee spending mainly focuses on athletics and debts, report shows by Sara Hammel auxiliary enterprises, $8 million budget. budgets for things like the marching senior writer which is different Virginia. Colleges' Surovell estimated band, money to pay for JMU's use of from the university's Mandatory Student that full-time the Harrisonburg bus system, and About 40 percent of comprehensive education and Fees 1992-93 undergraduate undesignated projects. fees paid by JMU students this year general fund. students pay about The largest expected expenditure in went to the athletic program, which is According to TUITION BILL $740 each towards that "other" budget is for undesignated the largest portion of fee revenue Assistant Budget athletics, $108 of projects, at about $900,000 — which allotted for any fee-supported budget, Director Glenda College Fees* which goes to the is about $100 per student. according to a Student Government Ridgely, the James Madison 1,834 football team. Ridgely said that money is Association report released Monday. education and He also estimated budgeted for undesignated projects The report, primarily compiled by general fund is not William & Mary 1,586 that about five because the auxiliary budget is put SGA Administrative Vice President fee-supported. dollars per student together the academic year before it is Approximately half implemented, so a budget is created Scott Surovell, provides a detailed George Mason , 1,094 goes towards the breakdown of how comprehensive of that budget is : men's basketball for unforeseen projects or student fee money is spent within the supplied by the program, which maintenance problems. university. General Assembly, Old Dominion .1,080 brings in more "You can't anticipate, so we build Surovell said he decided to compile and most of the other revenue than any in maintenance dollars," Ridgely said the report to increase student half comes from UVA 625 sport at JMU. The next largest comprehensive awareness about how JMU spends its tuition. But the largest fee-supported budget is the university's debt payment, which money. Comprehensive Virginia Tech portion of the "It was part of my platform when I fees are designated 466 "athletic fee" goes accounts for about 16 percent of ran [for SGA administrative vice- for the auxiliary •Mandatory fees shown in dollars. to the Convocation comprehensive fees. president]," Surovell said. "Just to budget only, and JANET DRISCOLL/THE BREEZE Center budget, and That money goes to pay the make students more aware of there are six is used primarily for outstanding debts on buildings like the budgetary issues." categories listed under that heading as maintenance and utilities for the new Warren Campus Center, the According to the report, full-time comprehensive fee-supported building. Convocation Center and Bridgeforth undergraduate students paid about enterprises. After athletics, the largest amount Stadium. $1,834 each in comprehensive fees The report showed that the largest of comprehensive fee money goes to a The largest debt payment this year this year, adding up to a total of about amount of comprehensive fee money budget listed as "other," and accounts is for the new Warren Campus Center, $17 million. went to the athletic department, with for about 25 percent of fee revenue. That money is budgeted under fees supplying about $7 million of its The "other" category includes FEES page 15 On-campus residents drop for next year despite efforts by Lee Bumgarner to communicate how living on campus is more than just having four walls contributing writer and a bed and washer and dryers and The Office of Residence Life lighted parking lots and free water and projects 2,435 students will remain in stuff like that." on-campus living next year, a decrease Some of the ads ORL have of 15 students from last year. produced try to address the hidden Jim McConnel, director of ORL, costs of living off campus, such as said that the projected number of on- electric and water bills. campus students does not include McConnel said one of the goals of Greek Row residents, transfer the campaign is to allow residents to students, international exchange make an informed decision as to students or freshmen. where to live. To encourage more students to live Junior Barbara Yarnell, who on campus, McConnel said, ORL currently lives off campus, said, "The began an advertising campaign last one ad that gets me is the hand semester to tell students "you can coming out of the mail box with all come back to campus. the bills in it. "A lot of times people have moved "Well, the thing that gets me is that off in the past—and because the in 99 and one-half of the places you occupancy was so high, they never live off campus, water is included. were allowed a chance to move back You don't have to worry about it. on," he said. Number two, gas and electric is the McConnel said he believes this same bill. And you just pay it. You campaign "... has been very pay it like you would the phone bill successful." on campus." 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THE BREEZE THURSD/V, APRIL 15,1993 -5 Carrier discusses goals, plans for future of JMU and 93-94 budget proposals pass through Senate As part of SGA legislative action week, Senator front-end budget report for JMU organizations for by Nicole Motley James Scott collected letters written by students the 1993-94 school year. news editor during the speak-out held on the commons Tuesday The following are some of the groups that receive and presented them to Carrier at the meeting. funds from the SGA: JMU President Ronald Carrier discussed the The letters contained student concerns about JMU. WXJM received at total of about $19,000, which administration's "masterplan" for the 1993-94 "I wonder why we get so many applications if so is a decrease from the 1991-92 budget of about school year at the Student Government Association many things are wrong here," Carrier said. $23,000. meeting Tuesday night. Concerning academics, Carrier said, "we are In the original SGA proposal, WXJM was to Carrier said an explanation of the "role, scope looking at the possibility of expanding die nursing receive about $17,000, but after three amendments and priorities of the academic program" is in the program, health program " the total was raised about $2,000 for promotional works, so is the use of technology to "achieve items and conventions. excellence." The Bluestone received an increase of about Fred Hilton, director of Media Relations, said the $10,000 to make the total budget about $94,000. masterplan is a list of goals the administration This money will be used for providing 1,000 more would like to achieve. yearbooks. The announcement at the meeting included plans The University Program Board received a total of for the advancement of a service culture, leadership about $161,000, an increase of about $3,000. development of faculty, staff and students, and an The Commuter Student Council received an introduction of fundraising activities for program -s^Student Government Association operating budget of about $12,600, which is a enhancement. decrease of about $300 from last year. Carrier also outlined a program to develop the He said that there have been some suggestions Interfraternity Council received an increase of legislative budget that CISAT will benefit the health programs offered about $3,800, which makes next year's total about The program would like to provide 75 percent of here because it can help in the area of new $12300. need-based student financial aid requirement, technology. After the entire budget proposal was passed by increase JMU's operating budget and provide funds Carrier also offered suggestions as to how to senate, SGA Treasurer Mark Wunder said there was for the College of Integrated Science and increase SGA's effectiveness. $16,291.65 left in the contingency account for the Technology, Carrier said. The suggestions included getting students elected 1993-94 school year. After the initial discussion. Carrier answered onto committees earlier, developing a support staff to Also at the meeting: senators' questions pertaining to student concerns of research topics of discussion in commission and • An internal affairs bill was passed requiring that CISAT, faculty/student ratios, graduation committee meetings, and getting together with SGA's multicultural ad hoc committee to become a requirements, child care centers and SGA's faculty members and vice presidents to discuss permanent committee in SGA. effectiveness. factors that would increase effectiveness. • The Communication and Public Relations Carrier announced that JMU requires one of the As for a JMU child care center for faculty, staff Committee's bill mandating that the SGA sponsor an highest number of completed course hours for and students' children. Carrier said he thinks it effort to collect unwanted items from students for the graduation in the state and that the administration is would be an "important addition" to this campus. Harrisonburg Salvation Army in Spring 1993 was looking into lowering the requirement to 125. Also discussed at the meeting was the SGA's passed.

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by Jonathan Rhudy $3,000. police reporter Obscene Conduct • A student was charged judicially with causing • A student was charged judicially with making excessive damage to the grass between Greek Row Campus police report the following: obscene comments to cadets at Chappelear Had at and the top of the hill near Port Republic Road at 1:40 am. April 11. 12:12 p.m. April 10. Malicious Wounding The student's vehicle reportedly lost traction on • Non-student Michael K. Collins, 21, ot Disorderly Conduct the wet grass. Morgantown, W.Va., was arrested and charged • Two students were charged judicially with with maliciously wounding a female student on disorderly conduct after a dispute resulted in a Grand Larceny March 26. physical confrontation in the Music Building at 8:08 • A men's 12-speed Specialized Rock Hopper The arrest stemmed from an incident at the Chi p.m. April 7. bicycle was reported stolen from the Sigma Phi Phi fraternity house on Feb. 6. Collins reportedly Epsilon fraternity house between 11 p.m. April 4 and caused damage to the student's teeth and a Suspicious Person 11 am. April 5. laceration to her chin. • An unknown white male was reported The bicycle was secured to a chain fence with a Collins is a student at the University of West suspiciously looking into vehicles in Y-lot at 9:36 Kryptonite "U" lock when it was stolen. Virginia ' am. April 6. • A Technics SL 1200MK2 stereo turntable was reported stolen from room 321 in the Music Building Assault and Battery Destruction of Public Property at 3:51 p.m. April 9. • An unknown white male reportedly struck and • An unknown person reportedly broke into a The stereo is valued at $446.04. pushed an individual in Hanson Halt, after kicking display case and destroyed a display in Anthony- and shattering the A section door at 11:48 p.m. Seeger Hall between 5 p.m. April 6 and 8 am. April Petty Larceny Apr! 10. 7. • Cases of food were reported stolen from the The unknown male is described as six feet tall The lock was reportedly broken off the display storeroom area in Chandler Hall on April 4. and weighing about 160-170 pounds. He reportedly case. • The rear tire of a Specialized Rock Hopper wore a short-sleeved blue and white shirt, blue • An unknown person reportedly damaged the mountain bicycle was reported stolen from a bicycle jeans and a blue Kansas City Royals baseball hat. handle on a fire alarm pull station in the Sigma Nu rack near Eagle Hall at 1:15 am. April 7. fraternity house at 2:42 am. April 9. The tire is valued between $75 and $100. Verbal Abuse The damage resulted in a false fire alarm. • A pair of low-cut Converse AstroTurf athletic • A student was charged judicially with verbally shoes were reported stolen from the Bridgeforth abusing a non-student in the Kappa Sigma Property Damage Stadium football locker room between 12:15 p.m. fraternity house at 1:30 am. March 19. • An unknown person reportedly damaged the March 31 and 2 p.m. April 5. The incident was later reported to Virginia State automated teller machine outside of Gibbons Dining The size 10 black shoes have a white logo and Police because it involved racially derogatory Hall at 1:47 p.m. April 9. remarks. The report was delayed. Damage is estimated between $2,500 and PLOG page 17

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Senator Robb holds health care forum by Brent Saunders "I believe any reform initiative saying that there is a necessity for a staff writer should include universal access to all national health care system. Americans, tough cost containment "We need to provide the basic U. S. Sen. Charles Robb (D-Va.) provisions and strict quality needs for every citizen in this held a public forum on health care assurances," he said. country," he said. reform Monday night in Harrisonburg, Between 1980 and 1992, the number Harrisonburg resident Arthur Kidd, where he fielded questions and of uninsured Americans increased said that Congress should reform the criticisms concerning President Bill from 24.2 million to 36.6 million, Medicare system before attempting to Clinton's health care reform plan. Robb said. At the same time, annual reform the entire system. Over 100 people attended the expenditures on health care rose from "The government is the problem," forum, including local residents, $250 billion to $800 billion, while the Kidd said. "Until they rectify their health care provider groups and average family spent $1,742 in 1980 reimbursement procedures, hospital representatives from the medical and and $4,296 in 1991 for health care. charges will continue to explode, pharmaceutical professions. The new plan would provide a "core which necessitates a shifting of costs Robb said the purpose of the benefits package," a comprehensive to the younger generation." KATHY ALCORN/THt BREEZE meeting was to get opinions on health health insurance policy for every Robb said he was aware of the at — more care reform from citizens and health American. It would guarantee impact of unemployment and a lack of of it here than at the average college," care representatives for a belter coverage for medical bills regardless health insurance on graduating college Robb said. "The majority of understanding of the issue. of health or employment status. students, but was optimistic about (he graduates will eventually end up with But Robb isn't sure of his position John McClaughlin, a Waynesboro future of JMU students. a good job, although there may be yet on Clinton's health care bill. resident, supported the reform plan. "There is a good, solid work ethic some anxious moments in between.' U.N. outraged at Serbian attack on WORLD WATCH town of civilians % of Area ZAGREB, Croatia — U.N. officials Area Affected Affected expressed outrage Tuesday over the DROUGHT carnage left in the town of Srebrenica after Serb rebels rained artillery shells Piaui 100 on trapped civilians in one of the most shocking attacks in Bosnia- Herzegovina's year-old war. Rio Grande do Norte 82 The death toll from the bombardment rose to nearly 60. 3 Paraitlgj 82 "* However, Tuesday was relatively iaui, the poorest state peaceful in the town and U.N. aid the poorest region of trucks which reached the scene were Ceara 76 able to take nearly 1,000 refugees and I Brazil, has been suffering frightened residents across the front 1 drought for more than a Perriambuco 74 lines to the Muslim city of Tuzla. It I year, apcorxjing to the was the latest of a series of evacuations aimed at removing at least Wa$$rigtcfifiost. The Mlranhao 44 ■:;.:::•.. 15,000 people out of a town that many nine-state Northeast fear is doomed to fall to Serb forces. region of the country has Bahia 44; The Office of U.N. High suffered cyclical droughts Commissioner for Refugees also Alagoa announced that it would resume an >r... decades,. ■ .. . . ;.■;. airlift of supplies into the Bosnian capital of Sarajevo on Thursday to Source: Washington Post, April 7 Sergipe ease a severe food shortage. Aid flights into the capital had been suspended out of fear that Western aircraft might be Tired on in retaliation CJ. CREBB/THE BREEZE for NATO's decision to enforce a "no- fly" zone over the war-torn republic. Health care reform may include abortions "This kind of attack can never be justified, whatever the provocation. It WASHINGTON — The Clinton Task force members believe that access to a nationally mandated is an atrocity," declared Cedric administration plans to include opponents in Congress eventually can package of benefits, as determined by Thornberry, deputy chief of the U.N. coverage for elective abortions in the be won over by the argument that a national health care board. Protection Force. package of medical benefits many private plans already cover "We would strongly oppose any The Bosnian Serbs responded by guaranteed to all Americans under the abortions, and, for the most part, "... mandate on the part of the federal professing innocence. Gen. Milan new health care reform proposal we're not talking about using federal government that compelled Gvero, a deputy of Gen. Ratko Mladic taking shape, sources said Tuesday. funds to pay for it," one source said. employers, health care providers and of the rebel army, was quoted as Although some members of the task Most Americans would continue to citizens to collaborate in abortion on saying the defenseless Muslim enclave force have expressed fears that be covered by privately funded health demand," said Douglas Johnson, faked the attack to discredit the Serbs. abortion coverage could jeopardize plans under the proposed reforms, legislative director for the National U.N. military observers in support for the overall health care with the government subsidizing Right to Life Committee. "We would Srebrenica reported there was no plan, the dominant feeling is "there is insurance for the 37 million people hope that the pro-abortion movement doubt that the deadly barrage was the no choice" but to cover abortion who cannot afford to pay. wouldn't try to hijack the national work of the Serbian side. because President Clinton has staked Under the proposed system, every health plan." - LA. TimN/Wathinston out his position on the subject, said American would have health — L.A. Times/Washington 11 • 4 Post IMWS Mnrico one source involved in the process. insurance and would be guaranteed Post news service » I # i r ■ ."•*•« »»•*#•*#' *- i t i '• '.\'t t *l " 1 •« .►•» ... . i ■ •• •>»». " ■ m

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Music Department to present "A Celebration off Spring:" "A Celebration of Spring" will feature the JMU Dreading graduation Chorale, directed by David Watkins and the JMU Wind Symphony, directed by Dr. Pat Rooney on April 15 in the Wilson Hall Auditorium at 8 p.m. This year's college graduates will be facing one of the worst job markets In 10 Admission is $6 for the public and $4 for seniors 60 lyearsj according to a recent Michigan State University survey. The grim details and older, children 12 and younger and JMU faculty, Include... staff and seniors. For reservations call 568-7000. 40 percent of the firms surveyed plan to reduce their current staff size

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40 percent of the firms surveyed plan to visit fewer college campuses and interview fewer college students Music Industry Association to release album with music by JMU students: The Music Industry Association will release an album of compositions written and recorded by JMU students. The tentative release date is April 15 with a parly at noon on the patio of the Warren Campus Center. Cassettes will cost $7, and advance purchases for $5 payable to the Music Industry Association can be made until April 15. The JMU Campus Sampler contains 11 acts from nine different campus acts. All tracts were produced on the JMU campus. This is the third sampler album produced by the MIA. For details on the album, the MIA, or how to place an advance order, call Matt Roberts at 568- 5271. Thursday Visiting scholar to present Tram Myth to 15[Friday • Women's Tennis, Colonial Athletic Association Pop: Don Juan, James Bond, and Zelig:" • Earth meeting, Harrison Hall, room B-202,5 The Visiting Scholars Lecture will feature David p.m. Championships, all courts to be used all day. Gies, chairman and Commonwealth professor of • Student Research Symposium, Biology Spanish at the University of Virginia on April 19 in • "Planets and Perception," 7 p.m. and "Winter Department, Burruss Hall, room 238,12-5 p.m. the PC Ballroom at 7:30 p.m. He will be presenting Skies," Miller Hall, Wells Planetarium, 8 p.m. • Economics Seminar presented by Professor Lynn the lecture, "From Myth to Pop: Don Juan, James Turgeon, "The Chinese Path to Economic Reform," • Music Series, "A Celebration of Spring," Zane Showker Hall, room G-5,3 p.m. Bond, and Zelig." Admission is free. featuring the JMU Chorale and the JMU Wind • WMRA/WMRL-FM sponsors an awards program Sawhill Gallery reception will open the Symphony, Wilson Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m. for innovative recycling projects in the Shenandoah "Undergraduate Art Exhibition:" Valley, Wilson Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m. The "Undergraduate Art Exhibition" will open April 19 at 8 p.m. with a reception at the Sawhill Gallery. The exhibition will feature painting, Saturday drawing, printmaking, ceramics, fibers, jewelry, glass, photography, sculpture, graphic design and • Women's Tennis, CAA Championships, all courts • Baseball, JMU vs. Towson State, Lane computer graphics. Admission is free. to be used throughout the day. Field/Mauck Stadium, 1 p.m. • JMU Track Invitational, , • JMU Theatre presents "Artist Descending a JMU groups to host a series of events to 11:30 a.m.-5:30p.m. Staircase" by Tom Stoppard, Theatre II, 2 p.m. remember and learn from the Holocaust: • Baseball, JMU vs. Virginia Commonwealth • Center for Service-Learning presents its' annual The JMU Committee for Holocaust Awareness, University, Lane Field/Mauck Stadium, 1 p.m. the University Program Board, the Student recognition event, Chandler Hall, Shenandoah Room, 4-6 p.m. RSVP required. Government Association, and the JMU B'nai Brith Hillel will sponsor a series of events on campus on April 19 in recognition of the fiftieth anniversary of the Warsaw Ghetto Uprising. From 11 a.m.-7:30 p.m., representatives of the Committee for Holocaust Awareness will read die names of Holocaust victims Weather in the Commons area. From 7:30-8 p.m. there will be a candlelight procession towards Wilson Hall. Esther THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY Kutncr will speak on her experiences as a Holocaust ■ .. II.. II survivor from 8-8:35 p.m., and Rabbi Hersccl HIGH: 64° HIGH: 62° HIGH: 61 Schacter will speak on his experiences as an American chaplain and liberator of the concentration LOW: 50° LOW: 49° LOW: 44° camps from 8:35-9:15 p.m. In closing, students will read poetry selections written by survivors and contemporary poets reflecting on the Holocaust. For details call Aaron Pastcrnack at x4860 or Jodi Source: Hcimcrl atx62l7. WQPO/WSVA 12 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, APRIL 15,1993 WE'VE GIT

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i THE BREEZE THURSDAY, APRIL 15,1993 • 17 JMU student set for court, Plog ready to face charges CONTINUED from page? resulting from protest are valued at $50. • Non-student Michael D. Hancock, 19, of JMU Junior Matthew W. Hain, 20, of 608 South • A pair of sweatpants was reported stolen from a Richmond, charged with driving under the Main St., Harrisonburg, was appointed a public locker room in Bridgeforth Stadium sometime in influence of alcohol at Grace and Main streets defender April 8, after being charged with one November 1992. Feb. 28, also charged with operating a motor count of trespassing and one count of damage of The report was delayed. vehicle with a suspended license and disregarding public property. • Various items of clothing were reported stolen from Hain allegedly poured two gallons of oil on the a stop sign, was found guilty of driving under the a dryer in Bell Hall at 8:08 a.m. April 9. Broadway High School basketball court in protest The clothes are valued at $80. influence of alcohol March 22 and driving with a of the school's donkey basketball game March 29. suspended license April 8. • A Shakespeare banner was reported stolen outside "I did do it. I've already admitted that to the of Keezell Hall at 2:05 p.m. April 9. police,'* Hain said. He was ordered to pay $72 in court costs and • A dash mounted radio unit was reported stolen from had his driver's license suspended for a year. He The game, scheduled for 7:30 p.m., was not delayed due to the incident that occurred at about a 1989 Mercury Lynx in the Tunnel bt at 5 p.m. April also was recommended to the Alcohol Safety 12. Action Program. 3:30 p.m. that afternoon, Hain said. "It didn't stop the game, which was our only The vehicle, which is registered to a student, intention, but to our surprise it did make the Daily reportedly had the driver's side window kicked out. The • Student Latonya R. Stanard, 18, of radio is valued at $195. Spotsylvania, served a Harrisonburg city warrant News-Record and The Breeze," he said. "The thing that was behind this was . . . that • A small set of Edlund stainless steel candy scales on a charge of shoplifting at TJ Maxx Jan. 13, going to speak to school officials, or going to hold was reported stolen from Mr. Chip's at 7:32 p.m. April was found guilty April 7 and ordered to pay $126 signs off school grounds, or writing letters . . . 12. The scale, which is model #E12 and serial number in court costs. wasn't going to prevent anything from happening," 25326, is valued at $153. She was also ordered to perform 25 hours of Hain said. Obscene Telephone Call community service work by July 1. Last year, as a member of JMU's Animal Rights Coalition, Hain and another member met with the • An individual reported receiving an obscene • Non-student James E. Downs, 31, of coordinator of the donkey basketball game at telephone message on voice mail in the Human Harrisonburg, charged with driving under the Broadway High School. Communication Department in Anthony-Seeger Hall at 1250 p.m. April 9. influence of alcohol on South Main Street Oct. Hain, no longer a member of ARC this year, 24, was found guilty April 8 and ordered to pay protested this year's donkey basketball game Harassing Telephone Cads because of the "absurd things" the donkeys are • A student reported receiving several obscene $500 in fines and $46 in court costs and had his forced to do and their living conditions. driver's license suspended for a year. telephone calls in Frederickson Hall from an "Its freedom is completely limited. Animals used unidentified caller at 10:03 am. April 12. • Student Arthur F. Hawck III, 19, of Fairfax, in entertainment are basically a prop. That's what it is, they're a prop," Hain said. City Warrant Served served a city warrant March 23 for reportedly Hain is scheduled to appear in court on May 19. • Student Ryan C. Madden, 20, of Mount Airy, Md, writing a bad check, had his case dismissed Both charges are Class I misdemeanors and a was served a Harrisonburg City warrant for underage March 30. conviction on either count could result in a sentence possession of alcohol Apri 12. —Sharon Levering of up to 12 months in jail and a $2,500 fine. Number of drunk in public charges since Dec. 10: 39 -Nicole Motley Summer on Long Island at the University at Stony Brook • More than 200 courses from 40 departments • Day and evening classes • Low New York State tuition • Register by mail or in person • Live on campus or commute For free

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' s Where are they r Former valedictorians share their s They crossed the stage as star students and went on "It's reasonably i to shoot for the moon in the professional world. career and home," But where are JMU's former valedictorians now? about 2 1/2 years ol From lawyers to school administrators, these former things have worked students don't necessarily live up to the workaholic "He studied a la image of a valedictorian. Debra Craighead. To be a valedictorian, it's usually thought that a accepted. But it wa student must spend more time on studies than other know. He really jusi students. Late night study sessions — while used only Now, Craighead' in emergencies for many students — were the norm for wake-up, getting i these valedictorians. returnii But Kimberly Lemon Patterson, 1985 see him valedictorian, said that this definition of the my he2 MICHELE LUM/THE BREEZE valedictorian workaholic may not be "Maybs Valedictorian Ken Clair plans on pursuing a career in civl rights law. completely accurate. B "I prefer to think of myself as a comme perfectionist," she said. carry o Self-motivation and individuality After four years—sometimes less, well as sometimes more — JMU graduates arc good ji ready to tackle the pressures and demands time in ^ driving force behind top grades of the "real world." Si ^^^^ CkuEby catsaid, A '*!"I thinlrthink hf»*che's fullufully cjnuhcapable of 1983 valedictorian Julia Bennett seen iri by Cheryl Likness attaining that goal." Messersmilh attended law school at the them all the time in contributing writer "It's more of a matter of things I don't University of Richmond. She said, "JMU is a real good "I know some ra like that I see like discrimination, racism, school, and (it] did a good job preparing me for the real of them," she said. A "B" grade just isn't good enough world." weeks. I don't do th sometimes. sexism — all those things," Clair said. 8 "I'd like to fight against them. I figured Now a tax attorney living in Richmond, she's But even in schc "When you're so used to high grades, law is the best way to do it." married and is expecting her first baby. their studies inter!er anything less than top performance really She said that although he is very "If I had not worked as hard as I did, I wouldn't have "I had a fun tirm disappoints you. I've been violently bright, he does not it go to his head. been eligible for scholarships at law school," she said. much as anyone," V angry over getting an 84 on a test," Eby said, "I've known him since his "My grades really helped in getting money for law Patterson said alt senior Ken Clair said. first year here. He's up front and honest. school." caught up in her wc When ambition, independence and I'd like to clone him." On the other had, a typical day in the life of lot of time involved self-discipline come together, the result Clair said he admires supreme court Patterson, is a day with "her kids" at school. She Patterson added t is a superior student. Clair, who justices William Brennan and Thurgood received a master's degree in educational supervision NCAA basketball u possesses these qualities, will be one of from Virginia Commonwealth University, and now has opportunity to lake I this year's valedictorians. Marshall. moved up to grade-level chairwoman in the school. "I admire their concern for people," he "I never missed t "Most of the things I do, I'm Other valedictorians went directly into the workforce Dukes' party bus an S said. "The fact that they could really from JMU, and said they feel that was the best avenue competing with myself," he said. "I'm make a difference. I think that's Toe "party bus," trying to push my capacity, and I really important. for their talents. students to various r don't care what anyone else can do." Christine Mitchell, one of the valedictorians from Craighead, who i But Clair isn't always so intense. He "I eventually would like to be a 1988, went straight into teaching following graduation that he had his fat says he maintains a 4.0 with a relaxed judge," Clair said. "That's my real and said that JMU helped prepare her for the future. JMU. He said that work ethic and study habits. ambition." "I had a great deal of exposure to a variety of people, 1987 parties seem tr "I make a conscious effort to be really Clair, a native and later a to different ways of life, and I definitely fell ready," Mitchell said si mellow. My rule is never crack a book resident of Cherry Hill, N.J., said he Mitchell said. while at JMU. She on Friday or Saturday night," he said. attended a large suburban high school After his 1984 graduation, Timothy Craighead, the her freshman year. "I'd never neglect anything else to study where he fell he didn't fit in. first male valedictorian from JMU, went into banking "False, false, fal or at least very rarely." "I've always been a loner," he said. and spent about 18 months at Dominion Bank. He then stereotypes surrounc Clair, an English major, plans to go to "Looking back, it was mainly because I pursued a master's degree in business administration at "Christine's very law school after graduating from JMU. didn't put forth the effort to try and fit in. the University of Chicago. He said he felt "... very but also very soci And his eventual goal is to be a judge. I didn't try to make friends and be decent prepared for what he was doing, and it all seemed like Denbow pledged wi "I want to go into civil rights law and to people." more of a review than anything new." "She worked hai IT hopefully I'll get my chance to advance Instead of attending college straight Craighead said he was "content" with his status as that gave her some in the ranks that way," Clair said. out of high school, Clair joined the family man and as vice president at an investment had a good time." Associate English professor Cynthia Army. 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THE BREEZE THURSLW, APRIL 15,1993 «21 o the head of their class Laid back high school student 'set some new r success stories 9 ibly exciting in that I'm able to combine standards for me,"he said. "I have a girl who's just ITS old, and I'm very happy with the way deed out." college studies a lot, immersed himself in his studies," lead. "Nothing less than perfect was by Rob Kaiser it was deeper than that — he wanted to senior writer y just had a desire to know." head's daily routine includes a 4:30 a.m. He runs through his weekly study ing into the office before 7 a.m., and schedule — it amounts to six hours of turning home by 7 p.m. But he doesn't studying every weekday and 20 hours ; himself as a workaholic. "Off the top of every weekend. Total, he studies 50 i head, I wouldn't say I am," he said, hours a week. laybe my wife would." An accounting and finance double- But Craighcad's wife Debra major and economics minor, mmended her husband for his ability to valedictorian Drew Conard has a 4.0 rry on a successful professional life as cumulative GPA with seven straight :ll as a healthy family life. "He does a semesters of all "A's." od job balancing, and he always puts "He doesn't claim to be me smartest or ic in to get his desired results," she said. the brightest," said senior Joe Draclta, Since graduation, Messersmith has Conard's friend and study partner. "He's .'ii true workaholics, and said she sees very humble." le in the law profession. Although Conard doesn't make any ic real workaholics — I work with a lot claims, his classmates often ask him for said. "They put in 60- or 70-hour work help. "They expect me to be the one CINA RE/THE BREEZE acing die test," he explains. "I guess they do that and 1 never have." Finance and accounting major Drew Conard has lived with fellow school, JMU's valedictorians didn't let expect me to know the answer. Most of lerfere with their social lives, the time I don't... I'm just winging it!" valedictorian Ken Clair for two years. A huge smile comes across his face. i time, went to parties, and socialized as priority for him." There is a look of amazement in You don't believe him. e," Messersmith said, But Conard "makes time for me," she Draetta's eyes. He isn't smiling. You id although it would've been easy to get The smile, however, is sincere. He said, recalling his visits before dinner believe him. x work and her grades, she" ... spent a doesn't show any signs of having an ego and after studying. Conard has undergone a dramatic as he talks about students unlike him— lived in a lot of different activities." If Palmquist needs to find her beau, change in attitude toward school since ded that in the days when JMU made the students who blow off their school work. his high school days. tall tournament, she never passed up an she just has to go to Carrier Library, to "They're smarter than I am," he said. his usual place: Second floor, in the "I didn't even care about my GPA in lake time out from studying. "I couldn't do that. If I lonly] studied the middle of the three rows of shelved high school," Conard recalls. "I was into Bed a basketball game, and followed the night before I'd fail all my classes. I books, between the last shelves of the football, laying back (and) relaxing. I us around all the time," she said. admire them." never studied for tests ... I was a us," was set up by the school to transport bound books and die first shelves of non- He isn't smiling anymore. You believe fiction texts. complete opposite." ous regional games. him. This particular spot is Conard's second When it came time to apply to who now lives in Short Hills, N.J., said If he's not in class, Conard is usually home. He's practically been living in this colleges, die Minnesota native wanted to s fair share of social activity while at in one of three places: the College of cloister since his sophomore year. "It's go to school in North Carolina or that since the drinking age went up in Business computer lab, in the Beta Alpha my territory," he said with a smile. Virginia, but UNC-Chapel Hill and UVa em to be more restrictive, Psi (accounting honor fraternity) office "Everyone knows it." rejected him. He had read a tidbit about lid social activity never was forgotten in the COB or in Carrier Library. You believe him. JMU in a book that ranks colleges. JMU She pledged Alpha Sigma Tau sorority "He's a creature of habit," said Tracey "It's quiet," he continues. "The books got three stars for academics. He applied. ear. Palmquisi, Conard's girlfriend of more arc a good insulator." "It was only a two-page application so I :, false." Mitchell said about the nerdy than two years. She said Conard will do All of his.studying though doesn't said, 'What the heck?'" he said. "I filled rounding valedictorians, work before his classes in the morning scare away the pretest jitters. it out one afternoon and sent it in." very unique — she's highly intelligent, and that he studies at night"... usually "It's kinda funny to watch him take a JMU was the only school that accepted social," Laura Hcnns Denbow said, until the library closes." test," Draclta said, recalling a marketing him. "It was cither James Madison id with Mitchell their freshman year, But Conard's study habits haven't class they took together last semester. University or the Marine Corps," Conard d hard, knew she wanted to leach, and strained their relationship. "Right before a lest he was very fidgety. said seriously. JMU seemed like "a little ome focus," Denbow said. "But she still "I don't think necessarily that I'm He seemed nervous, [but] he knew all easier life," he said with a smile. e." number two," Palmquist said. "He told — Drew vanEsselstyn the answers. me from die beginning that school is a "He always knows the answers." COHARD page 22 8

Spencer 22 • THE BREEZE THURSD/V, APRIL 15,1993 Gainanew Clair. Conard CONTINUED from page 20 CONTINUED from page 21 Focus. TOte "I just was kind of sick of school "I love to ride my motorcycle," he Aside from his classes and constant and I needed a change," Clair said. "I said. "This summer I plan to try and studying, Conard is vice president of wanted to do something different. I ride across the country or just around Beta Alpha Psi. He helped plan his wanted some adventure." the country before I go to law school." fraternity's national conference. forthe Adventure was exactly what he Clair enjoys individual activities, "He doesn't just join organizations, found there. suggesting that he's still maintains his he's a leader," said Dr. Donna Street, who's taught Conard the past year and "I got to parachute and do some loner image from high school. cool stuff and go overseas and see "I like to do things that I can do just is regional director of Beta Alpha Psi. Focus On parts of the world I wouldn't have," he myself. I like to run alone and I like to "If you give him something to do, it's back on your desk the next day." But said. "I don't regret doing it, and I lift weights and stuff like that." he is not "just a brain," Street said. learned a lot there and made some "I really enjoy reading. I'm always "He's not a bookworm." good friends." carrying a book around that I'm reading not for class but for fun, and But grades are always an issue. Clair says having been in the army Students are constantly questioning was advantageous and paved the way I'm always trying to find time to read it." Conard: Did you get a 4.0 last for his becoming valedictorian. semester? What classes are you taking "I learned a lot of discipline in the Associate English professor Gerald Farrar said, "He's a special student. now? Are you going to keep the 4.0? Meetings arc Army to get things done really quickly Conard refers to these pressures as without having to expend a lot of He's one who reads widely. He is also one who questions what he reads." the "4.0 trap." He's been in it since effort," Clair said. "If I had not gone entering JMU. In addition to concentrating on his into the army I would not be "I set some new standards for academics, Clair has been a campus Mondays at valedictorian now, because I learned myself (freshman year)," he said cadet all four years here at JMU. so much about life and about myself softly. "I set a goal for myself to and what I wanted.** "It's mostly-an easy job," he said. graduate valedictorian." Clair had to make a slight "The stuff that you do is worthwhile." He is dead serious—no smile. You "There's no other point in your 430pim.Qr adjustment to college life when he believe him. first came to JMU. being here than trying to do something Conard graduates in May, but will "When I was a freshman, I felt worthwhile," Clair said. return to JMU in the fall to complete really out of place. I had just turned Being a valedictorian is a great his finance major and possibly add call V^ *A 21, so everybody was asking me to achievement, but Clair is taking it in economics as a third major. Over the buy beer," Clair said. stride. summer he plans to take writing "Now I don't feel any different "I'm proud of it in a certain way. I classes and work as a lifeguard. from anyone else. I just feel like a don't have any illusions about it During May session, Conard will orAbneat plain old garden-variety college making me something special," he stick around JMU "... just to fool student," he added. said. "I've always just done the best I around," he said. "Just to be a regular One of his favorite pastimes is could. I'm glad that it's good enough student." riding his motorcycle. that someone could recognize it." He grins. You don't believe him. X6729.

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Dart To the College of Business for having too many needless requirements for taking 300- level courses. What difference does it make if I take an accounting course now or during May session? At JMU, students learn first-hand about extensive regulations and inefficient bureaucracies which Democrats are such great proponents for in the real world. Sent in by Matt Newquist, who's paying $12,000 a year for this nonsense. Pat.., A thankful pat to the University Program Board for booking a great movie schedule for Respond to Incident' issues April. Whoever acquired films such as "A Few Good Men," "Scent of a Woman," "Aladdin" Unfortunately, it happens every day. feasible state of Orwell's "1984"? and "Malcolm X" should be commended for Fortunately, it got noticed this time. It is pointless to ask for change with bringing these highly acclaimed films to JMU In this recent "racial incident" there are a broadsweeping terms like "improved minimum of three parties involved — the communication, multicultural awareness, and when they are still playing in theaters. alleged victim, the alleged perpetrator and the understanding." We must demand specific steps be Sent in by an avid movie fan who is grateful university. taken — not to punish, but to change and educate. for saving a few bucks. " And while the accuser and the accused (or their First, the university must make specific alterations respective backing organizations) wrestle with the in the liberal studies curriculum to ensure diverse Dart.. incidence's aftermath, the university hasn't taken a study of the cultures within America and their clear public stand on the issue — either in addressing histories. With a social trend that moves away from An angry, frustrated, motorist dan to the this particular event or in taking preventative steps melting-pot assimilation and toward retaining individuals who decided to put stop signs at for the future. The omniscient Student Handbook cultural identities. JMU cannot afford to lag in social crosswalks on campus. People who drive this offers no judicial recourse for non-JMU students. backwash. Teachers should be as concerned with campus every day respect that pedestrians have There is just no simple, enforceable solution. students understanding each other as with them the right of way anywhere they cross. So it may seem safe to blame JMU's powers that understanding a text. Sent in anonymously. be for not having a set judicial policy applicable to Second, campus organizations must actively work this issue. The more pressing concern, though, is with groups of various interests. Greek groups of all their responsibility to educate us as students and backgrounds should team up more in fundraising or Pat... enlighten us as humans. social events; minority associations should seek out To the JMU Orchestra for the free concert Past the obvious ignorance of any person willing members of other races; and our student government to offend another, this "incident" raises several should publicly promote itself as a voice of the entire they offered to local elementary schools. The issues, none of which can be easily dismissed. One campus, not as the final word of a small group. music was like magic. We loved the song issue is the right of people to express themselves. Respect for others comes from peers, not policies in "Mars." We also liked Schubert's "Unfinished Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes said in a landmark a handbook. Symphony." We liked how you had some Supreme Court dissenting opinion that even opinions Finally, the administration of this university must people play the instruments individually. "we loath and believe to be fraught with death" publicly acknowledge the existence of racial tension Sent in by Mandy Lambert, Wendy Driver and should not necessarily be suppressed. on campus, and stop dismissing this type of incident Mrs. Hilts fourth grade class. And although a person's first response to this kind as isolated in order to sweeten speeches for of speech may be justified disgust, before crying for prospective students and their tuition-paying parents. a public hanging we must ask ourselves, who are we The first step to solving this problem is admitting we Dart... to tell others what they are allowed to say? have one. Should the university hold to an absolute policy, A dart to all of the cyclists who continually mandating "correct" language and risk censoring The house editorial is written by a member of the ignore pedestrians on campus. I'm not sure my dissenting opinion, much like that of Nazi Germany, editorial board and does not necessarily reflect the health coverage includes accidents due to being Soviet Russia, or the fictional but frighteningly opinion of the individual staff members. run over by tardy students. Sent in anonymously. HeaherON&...*&or J>*maXafpaW...managingttilor VUbKiisa...opimmedior Pat. •• letters to the editor should be no more than 350 words, columns no more than 550 woixh.arwJ will be published on a space available basis A belated pat to Dr. Bill Sutcr for winning the They must be delivered to The Breeze by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. outstanding award for innovation at the The Breeze reserves the right to edit for clarity and space. Computer and Science Technology Fair last The opinions m this section do not necessarily reflecr the opinion of month. Editorial Policv the newspaper, this staff, or James Madison University. Sent in by his 9 am. IDS 360 class. — ■ ' ■ ' ' — — i. ... i ■■■■ THE BREEZE THURSD/V, APRIL 15,1993 «25 Letters to the Editor 'Generalization' about Greeks based on gender, sexual preference, religion, ethnic background, income, Greek or non-Greek affiliation, etc. Create a Priorities Committee hinders fight for tolerance' They may be as subtle as a cold stare, a whispered to deal with JMU's 'crisis' To the editor: comment, a stereotype in someone's mind or as blatant as To the editor: I am writing in response to Laurice Perm's letter in someone calling someone else a derogatory name. As David Osbome demonstrates in an article entitled April 8th's Breeze. While Perm's point about the lack of My main point is we need to recognize these incidents "Reinventing government: Creating an Entrepreneurial character shown by the bystanders in the recent Kappa for what they are, and use that information to come up with Federal Establishment" in the book "Mandate for Change," Sigma racial incident was a valid one, her argument is viable solutions instead of sitting by, or worse, denying it it's essential that the federal government, which according moot The comment, "When you go to a fraternity house, all together. The responsibility of change shouldn't fall just to the author is approaching paralysis, follow the lead of where the main goal is to get drunk, what type of on those victimized by these incidents, but on everyone in progressive businesses that"... have spent the last decade intellectual and mutually-uplifting conversation do you this society. As humans, we all have the duty to stand up decentralizing authority, flauening hierarchies, expect?" not only shocked, but enraged me. As a brother of for each other and work for each other's benefit. empowering their employees, focusing on quality and Alpha Chi Rho and a resident of our campus house, it's Together, we can work to change the liberal studies getting closer to their customers." difficult for me to grasp where this idea originated. curriculum to include a multicultural awareness class like I believe that in view of the current governance crisis This type of ridiculous generalization and utter close - the one offered by the honors program. Together, we can at JMU, as exemplified by the low participation of students mindedness forces me to wonder what people are getting work to have the history books rewritten to include in the recent Student Government Association elections out of their college educations. If this is the trend we're everyone's history and contributions. Together, we can and the decision of five departments to send no going to follow, perhaps it would not be out of line for me teach tolerance, so people can appreciate differences in representative to the Faculty Senate, it's imperative that to say all English majors are pseudointellectual jerks. culture. Together, we can use our votes to put the people in JMU in turn reinvent governance to find a solution to the Sound ridiculous? Sound familiar? Of course it does. This office who will work for the benefit of this country, not the gridlock we are presently facing. is the type of stereotype-grasping mentality of which benefit of their own pocket books. I propose one possible solution, the creation of a racism was bom and it's detrimental to the fight for Please don't sit idly by as these things occur around Priorities Committee based on the Princeton model, which tolerance and equality. you. Speak up and let people know you will not allow them was established in 1969. The Priorities Committee's I don't know what fraternity Penn has visited or what to corrupt your community with their acts of ignorance. responsibilities, listed in the book Faculty Governance, personal experience caused this bitterness, but it's no Stand up not just for the victims, but for yourselves, were "... to review the current budget, consider issues excuse to make unsubstantiated and just plain wrong because one day, you may be in their place. that had arisen in the course of budget preparation, and claims concerning the Greek system as a whole: Before we Laura Brown advise the president on the budget for the next academic can ride atop our high horse and start labeling people as CIS year. It had 16 members, including three senior "racist" or "prejudice," perhaps we should try to junior administrators ex officio, six faculty, six students, and one exterminate our own prejudices. To use Perm's own words, staff member." According to the author, this committee has "You need to be aware that an attack on one group... is been effective since its recommendations "... have an attack against all." Exercise is for 'wellness, not always been implemented by the president and the Mark A. Sutton beauty' or Spring Break trustees." It has lead to broader-based participation, hasn't mass communication To the editor: weakened the administrative role, has had minimum freshman We would like to express our disappointment in the impact on the other faculty governance organizations and Godwin Wellness Center. The message "Work Hard! has improved the quality of decision making. Find 'viable solutions' to Spring Break is Coming!" flashing across the Lifecycle's After reading this article, I am convinced if we create a sign board reinforces the damaging message we should Priorities Committee at JMU, the students and the faculty prevent incidents of assault exercise with the goal of achieving beauty. Indeed, a To the editor: would be eager to participate in governance, knowing that healthy appearance is certainly one benefit of exercise. they could have a definite influence on the current The recent incident involving a young woman from However, in a society in which 50 percent of college age functioning and on the future of the university by electing Yale being verbally assaulted has been weighing heavily women are affected by eating disorders, we must maintain their representatives to serve on the Priorities Committee. on the minds of many at JMU. As a JMU student, I would the focus that wellness, not beauty, is the goal of exercise. It's my hope that this proposal will start a healthy like to apologize for the basic inhospitality and We applaud the informative and helpful bulletin debate among students, faculty, administrators and staff. inconsideration shown to her. boards, provided by the Wellness Center, covering Such a discussion could lead to the resolution of the While this incident has received a lot of attention, it's important aspects of wellness such as social, intellectual, current malaise among the different constituencies of the merely one of many incidents based on hate, fear and emotional, physical, occupational and spiritual health. university. JMU might then join the few institutions which ignorance that occur at JMU. I think it's gained more However, we emphasize that the Wellness Center should have created such committees and become one of the attention because it's such an obvious show of hatred and remain as such and not become a beauty spa. leaders in the design of a new university governance for stupidity. Numerous "incidents" occur daily, but go Sharon Bigger Lisa Turney the 21st century. unnoticed. These incidents are not just racial in nature. socioJoey English They include verbal, mental, physical and political assaults Dany B. Perramond sophomore sophomore associate professor of French Don't just talk, deal with multiculturalism Is JMU as dedicated to multiculturalism as our were you last Thursday night when your "nieces administrators like to boast to prospective students and nephews" were discussing racial issues on this and their parents? Don't bet on it! A recent event campus? Were you so busy that you couldn't even involving racial slurs gives evidence to JMU's GUEST COLUMJVIST meet with the executive members of the Black failed multicultural education system. Because of Student Alliance to discuss the issue? personal ignorance and JMU's failure to educate, And finally, JMU needs to adopt a judicial we're confronted with incidents such as the one — Angela Robinson policy that addresses situations involving hate involving April Braxton and a member of Kappa Sigma fraternity. crimes and language such as racial and sexist slurs. provide entertainment (Bojangles style) rather than Many instances have gone unreported because When we have a segregated section of campus, to compete is helping to break down racial barriers. many minorities don't feel there's any recourse. fondly known as Greek Row, it isn't surprising The solution lies in education. JMU needs to re- JMU needs to create a policy and be strict such an incident would occur. This is the only part evaluate its liberal studies curriculum. At present, about enforcing punishment I do not feel anything of campus where entire residence halls have no there is no course offered that deals with US. racial pertinent has been done to the Kappa Sigma minority occupants. The sad thing is judging from relations. British literature, Japanese literature and member or his chapter, who maintain they are not the rude stares, behavior and comments minorities even African literature can't be used as substitutes intrinsically racist, but posed with the confederate receive when visiting the row, the majority of its for real courses that focus on the various cultures flag in the 1992 Bluestone. Come on guys, who are occupants are content with the status qua And as a that shape this nation today. The only way to erase you fooling? result, most minorities simply avoid the area rather ignorance is to educate. In the end, it's obvious that JMU's entire than deal with the hassle. I think that the JMU administration needs to take system needs an overhaul because any time you Another educational misfire in the JMU Greek a good hard look at its commitment to have students avoiding an area of campus, then community is Greek Sing. This is an event that is multiculturalism. How can the students be somewhere the education is failing. supposed to bridge the multicultural gap, right? committed to something when our own president Historically, black Greek organizations are doesn't seem to be paying that much attention to it? Angela Robinson is a junior human invited, but I do not see how inviting them to Dr. Carrier, (or should I say, "Uncle Ron?"), where communication major.

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26 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, APRIL 15,1993 Letters to the Editor Remember the Holocaust Latin American student "It isn't my problem ... has just begun; wounds I can't do anything about don't heal easily. As discredits 'Panama Deception' it.. . Someone else will students and human To tr» editor: do it." These are common GUEST COLUMNIST beings, we should work Two weeks ago I was treated to the Latino Club's excuses for apathetic together to end fear, sponsored film entitled "Panama Deception." This behavior, the routine hatred and ignorance. gratuitous U.S. military bashing film was not only "don't bother me with — Aaron M. Pasternack 'But what impact does deceiving, but was based on outright fabrication and a few this" we've all expressed. this have on my life half truths. I know because I am Panamanian, bom and It's a shame, however, this recurrent process of do- today?" you may ask. Just as easily as the violence raised, and have friends and relatives who were actively nothingism isn't a new phenomenon. It's existed in stormed Europe, the terror can rise again. Nco- engaged in undermining Noriega's natco-military, every generation. Apathy is not just disappointing, Nazism still ravages European nations and has tyrannical rule over Panama. it's detrimental to society. The real tragedy is that taken root in this country. It's vital to gain an Many, if not most of the protagonists in die film are 60 years ago, people's apathy committed murder. understanding of the tragic reality of the either known to me, my family or my friends. Given the .. Between 1933 and 1945, people's apathy was Holocaust It's crucial to take action. I urge you to opportunity, I can, without exception, discredit the responsible for 12 million deaths, maybe more. take a step to end the apathy around you, for it's legitimacy of all of the major points made in the During those 13 years, innocent men, women and such indifference that heard 12 million cries and documentary. children —Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, political did virtually nothing. What particularly annoyed me about the film "Panama dissidents. Communists, Christians' and Take part in a special day so you can understand Deception" is that it made no attempt to offer supporting homosexuals — were tortured and slaughtered the significance and impact of the Holocaust On evidence in its broad-brushed condemnation of our while most of the world, except for a few brave Monday, April 19, members of the Committee for military in general and the Bush administration in individuals, stood in silent horror. What they Holocaust Remembrance in association with the particular. Lacking facts to bolster their lies and half truths, watched was given a name — the Holocaust — University Program Board, B'nai B'rith Hillel and they simply made them up along die way. and its horrific details are inscribed in history the Student Government Association will sponsor While Hollywood may pander to this type of books. We know about Hitler's insanity. But do Holocaust Remembrance Day — a day to irresponsible journalism and even give it an Academy we care? remember and learn. At 8 p.m. in Wilson Hall, Award, I firmly believe it is the responsibility of Otis "I'm not Jewish ... That was SO years ago ... Esther Kutner and Rabbi Herschel Schacter share university to constantly stimulate debate, forcing us to That can't possibly happen again." As the excuses their personal experiences of the Holocaust search for the facts which may lead us to the truth. mount, we tend to forget the millions of starving Let the "real world" be an aware one, for the I seriously doubt the producers of "Panama Deception" men lined up before a mass grave, helplessly brutality of the Holocaust should make you or their representatives, would be willing to subject awaiting the firing squad. We forget the tortured shudder. The insanity of the Holocaust should themselves to this type of scrutiny. However, if you can women, and their children, cold and hungry, weary make you think. The reality of the Holocaust arrange it, I would be more than happy to facilitate such a in the ghetto streets. We forget the concentration should make you act camps, the gas chambers, the cattle cars, the Never again. Never forget. 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Star shows bring out the shine by Cindy Balentine Starting at 7 p.m., Ferguson shows "Planets and staffwriter Perceptions," an historical look at the evolution of astronomy from just before Galileo though 200 years F W I16 *"nicircle of reclining chairs looks to more modern observations of the planet Mars. This m inviting. As you settle into one, the lights show also teaches the audience how to use telescopes m dim. Leaning back, you see a large dome- when they're not quite sure what to look for. m shaped ceiling. One by one, the stars begin "We have to figure out what it is," Ferguson said -av. appearing as the music starts. You are about the stars. He said that often people look for suddenly transported into the night, floating along other heavenly bodies to be much like the Earth and with simple chords of electronic music. that leads to biases and misidentifications. Images flash before you in the sky. Planets and "I've been very pleased with it," Ferguson said of constellations are highlighted before your eyes. The the show. announcer begins to conclude and the music changes The shows start at 7 p.m. and continue at 8 p.m. from sparse chords to a full symphony. You view, with a look at constellations and planets visible in the listen and learn about the stars. season. All shows are free and open to students and the general public. Currently the planetarium is presenting "Winter Skies" at 8 p.m. "I love these shows," senior Christopher Ruble said. "1 especially love the music." This show emphasizes the winter skies, pointing out to the audience constellations like Orion in Gemini, as well as planets and the moon which are prominent in the nighttime sky. With the help of his moving pointer ^gand other tools in the planetarium, Ferguson is able Each Thursday night, the Physics department opens show the people where stars lie in the sky. its doors to the public and presents them with a light Ruble said, "I think that other students should show of sorts — sometimes it even gives them the experience the night sky." moon. These weekly presentations, headed by director After the seasonal show, Ferguson takes "whoever of the planetarium Charles Ferguson, offer students wants to go" outside to the sidewalk in front of Miller CHRIS PODESCHI/THE BREEZE and the public the opportunity to learn about Hall and lets them look through a telescope at some of astronomy. me more prominent stars and at the moon and visible (Left)Charles Ferguson conducts the "It's a fun way of learning about the sky," planets. Thursday night shows with the help off the Ferguson said of the planetarium shows. FERGUSON page 28 light machine (above) that uses hundreds of light bulbs to recreate the stars. Russian troupe shares culture through theatre death. by Elsabetti Bergman to JMU. Antonenko credits Americans who had a difficult life, spent many for making the trip possible. staffwriter Coining to America years in prison and managed to II "'-.T'.'""""" '"' '" ' ' ■"""■■ " ,'iI.I.Ii. Another American friend, Rosa survive, but only by accident," she The eight-member Moscow Youth Brady, a correspondent for says. An international message crosses Theatre, which will be performing, was cultural and linguistic boundaries at Businessweek in Moscow, helped She recalls a time when her formed by Antonenko in 1989. organize the original trip to England. grandmother lay with dead bodies in a JMtf this wee*. Bringing together actors from various "I Declare an Inspection of this Antonenko says she "gives thanks to repression camp. A man came to Moscow theatres, the group traveled God" that her friendship with Brady inspect the corpses, and using a sharp Madhouse,*! which started yesterday last summer to the Edinburgh Fringe and runs through Saturday in Latimer- was born. Now they are planning to pole, he pressed her inner wrist. Festival where the troupe met the write a book together about how Shaeffer Theatre, will be performed in Fortunately, she said, the pole did not Harrisonburg based theatre group, the Americans and Russians can live and harm her grandmother, so she pulled Its original language, Russian, and Shenandoah Shakespeare Express. be useful together. translated into English for the herself together and pretended she was At the festival, the group met the dead. audience. members of SSE and its director Ralph Inspiration and strength Created by Elena Antoneko, the "That's how she survived," Cohen. Antonenko says she Speaking through translator Natasha Antonenko says. play is an adaptation of three stories by immediately became friends with Utesheva, Antonenko spoke at a Russian author Vsevolod Garshin. Having acted for nine years, Cohen. dinner, given by Cohen , about the directed and written plays, she says she Antonenko says the script intertwines "I felt the principles of Ralph's creation of this production. She says the characters of three women in likes to portray f strong women. performance were very peculiar — the main inspiration for the play was Like her favorite characters, Garshin's works. new for me. It was very interesting. her grandmother. Borrowing from Garshin's "Red Antonenko has also made sacrifices. Now that I came as [a] guest of him, 1 "I always kept the fate of my She says many people asked her why Flower," "Aualea Princeps," and "An see that they lead this crazy, theatrical, grandmother in mind ... while playing Accident," Antonenko's play will she was spending so much money on a rhythm of life." in the performance, I use her hat and trip. portray characteristic Russian themes She says Cohen liked her group's her coal from that lime," she says. — a struggle between light and performance, so conversations soon Antonenko's grandmother is also RUSSIANS page 28 darkness, good and evil, and love and turned to plans for the group to come that type of woman. "My grandmother. i <

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urn IIIIIIII ■III! I 1■Ml 1 It's this simplicity of the shows Acting M en ert which draws approximately 35 people Ferguson- each week to the planetarium. "It's been Russians Traveling to America has not only CONTINUED from page 27 kind of neat this past semester," CONTINUED from page 27 been an exciting experience for Ferguson said he has always been Ferguson said. "Everyone who comes "The most important thing is to have Antonenko and her performers, but a interested in astronomy but did not see usually winds up talking one or two feedback from people," she answered surprising one as well. his first planetarium show until he was friends into coming with them." them. "It is most important to me as an Michael Rogov, an actor in the in college. Today Ferguson teaches Usually students make up the actress." company says he was amazed when he observational astronomy and some majority of the audience, but Antonenko explains that her idea was discovered that JMU had more than astronomy labs. occasionally a family will come from born from a single palm tree one theatre. He says that it took Junior and student assistant to two to see the show. "It's been difficult represented in the play. Moscow twenty years to build one Ferguson, Debbie Fuller said she started for the general public to come," theater. working for the planetarium five Ferguson said. He said that it's easier He says that theatre is part of the semesters ago because she was for them to come in the summer "I always kept Russian culture, and he humorously interested in astronomy. because the parking lots are less claimed that American theatre has "I think [the shows] are really crowded with the majority of the the fate of my succeeded today because of American interesting," Fuller said. "They're students gone. The planetarium also pedagogues who learned their art in aimed at the general public, so it's not holds special shows for children during grandmother in Russia. hard to understand them." the day. According to Antonenko, an actor mind . . . while must be dedicated to art or they can not survive. playing in the "There is no money," she says, "People are leaving the theatre." performance. I Rogov doubts that he made the right choice when he chose acting. Coming use her hat and from a family of carpenters, he feels that he probably should have chosen a her coat from "more productive career." But onstage, he feels differently: that time." "It's nice to have a gift and to make people laugh," Rogov says. Elena Antonenko, Anonenko says the group was Director of troupe greatly surprised to be asked to come to America "It was very unexpected for me... I She says When she first saw the appreciate Ralph, he appreciates art, he palm tree, she associated it with an saw something new," she says. exotic woman who will exhibit strength. Performances will be 8 P. M. in "1 wanted to express myself, and no JMU's Laumer-Shaeffer Theatre April one could help me — that's why 1 14 through April 17. Tickets are five MIKE HEFFNER/THE BREEZE decided to stage the performance dollars for non-students and three myself," she says. dollars for studehfo Constellation* lite the Big Dipper ere shown in the planetarium. THE BREEZE THURSLW, APRIL 15,1993 «29 Campus tape ^/QMaiif P?a«s. . . sounds bands > "Fourth Annual New Images Exhibit," April 1-16, New Image Gallery. albums." Roberts says the tape features • "Art Department Honors Show," April 12-17, Zirkle House and The Other by Eisabeth Bergman Gallery. stqffwriter everything from Irish folk music to rhythm and blues. ' "Printmaking by Jennifer Sonnichsen," April 19-29, Zirkle House. An A-bomb has exploded on "What's on there [the tape] is good, < "Ceramics by Sanam Emami," April 19-29, The Other Gallery. the top of Wilson Hall. but we were kind of disappointed that That's what it looks like on more bands did not take an interest," music the cover of the JMU Chris Negvesky, an MIA member says. Campus Sampler, Negcvsky says he hopes students will 1 "A Celebration of Spring," 8 p.m., April 15, Wilson Hall Auditorium. according to Music Industry notice the tape and lake an interest. 1 Williaco Moore, tuba, 1 p.m., April 16, Anthony-Seeger Hall auditorium. Association President Matt Roberts. To attract customers, the tape will be Chandler Bartz and Mike Mosley, sax, 3 p.m., April 16, Anthony-Seeger Hall Roberts says he is hoping the cover played on the patio so students can hear Auditorium. will draw student interest in the MIA it and make a decision on their i Erin Breland, piano, and Bene Lippin, voice, 4:30 p.m., April 16, Anthony- produced tape, which is being released purchase. Seeger Hall Auditorium. today. These tapes will be displayed and "I think it will be an impulse Robert Browning,conducting, 6 p.m., April 17, Music Building room 108. sold on patio of the Warren Campus purchase. Students will hear some of the Kevin Stecs, tuba, 8 p.m., April 17, Wilson Hall Auditorium. Center. tape and want to buy it," Negevsky 1 Madisonians Show Choir, 8 p.m., Anthony-Seeger Hall Auditorium. Designed by senior Ken Buraker, the says. i Guns 'N Roses, 8:30 p.m., April 16, Roanoke Civic Center, Roanoke, Va. cover of the album looks futuristic. He says that the tapes arc selling for i Magpie, 8 p.m., April 16, Wilson Hall Auditorium. The idea for the cover was bom when $7 a copy. Toad the Wet Sprocket, 8 p.m., April 18, Convocation Center. Roberts photographed the wind vane on As a promotional gimmick, Screaming Trees, 8:30 p.m., April 19, The Boathouse, Norfolk, Va. Wilson Hall, and gave it to Buraker Negevsky says that Roberts sent a few The Wailers, 9 p.m., April 23, The Boathouse, Norfolk, Va. who scanned, elongated, and digitally copies of the tape to WXJM to use as manipulated the picture. giveaway prizes. theatre "It looks like an A-bomb exploded," According to Roberts, a lot of work Roberts says. has gone into the production of the • "Greater Tuna," 8 p.m., April 15 and 17, and 10 p.m., April 16, Duke Hall, room Not only is the cover of the tape album such as producing and editing the M209. visually explosive, but inside, the tape record. • "Artist Descending a Staircase," 8 p.m., April 14-17, April 19-24, and 2 p.m., is bursting with the sounds of bands If the tapes are not massively April 18 and 25, Theatre II. such as Uncle Charlie, Veruka, Initial purchased by students, they will be sent Reaction, Moorish Idols, and other to record stores such as Town and mi.se songs contributed by JMU students. Campus Records or to the JMU "It turned out the way we wanted it," bookstore, according to Roberts and "I Declare an Inspection of This Mad House," 8 p.m., April 14-17, Latimer- MIA president Matt Roberts says. Negevesky. Shaeffer Theatre. "There really is a diverse sound as "I hope there is a good response for • Dr. Bert ice Berry, 8 p.m., April 15, Grafton-Stovall Theatre. opposed to the other compilation the tape. It is a good product," he says.

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Roney rules Colonial hurdles again Track & field teams now looking towards JMU Invitational TEAM STANDINGS tuneup for future meets." "I still maintain it's the highest CAA Championships by Steve Miranda caliber sporting event on campus all The JMU women's team was led by MEN: sports editor sophomore Tiombe Hurd, who took year," Walton said. "On the men's side alone, there will be two dozen 1. William & Mary The men's and women's track fust in the triple jump. 2. George Mason "There were some problems with All-American athletes. There will be teams both finished third last weekend several Olympians from other 3. James Madison in the Colonial Athletic Association [start times of events], and she wasn't able to warm up as well as she countries that are attending school 4. East Carolina Championships, in wanning up for the 5. UNC-Wilmington JMU invitational this weekend. wanted," women's head coach Gwen here in the United States." Senior All-American Jerry Roney Harris. "She could've done better if Roney, however, won't be 6. Richmond set meet records in the 110-meter we knew about the time schedule, but competing in the hurdles Saturday. He 7. Old Dominion we were pleased." plans on running in Europe over the hurdles with a time of 13.5 seconds summer, and has adjusted his naming and in the 400-meter hurdles with a Hurd teamed with Jill Baumgartner, WOMEN: Janai Hill and Erica Bates to win the schedule to prevent burnout. time of 52.71 seconds. "He's gearing up for the NCAAs, 1. George Mason Roney broke his own record in both 1600-meter relay. 2. William & Mary The meet was the final tuneup and the Track & Field Championships events, set last year. the third week in June," Walton said. 3. James Madison "It's basically what we were before the JMU Invitational in Bridgeforth Stadium Saturday. The "That will get him ready for European 4. East Carolina looking at going in — there were no competition over the summer. If he's 5. Richmond real surprises," men's head coach Bill Dukes will welcome some of the top teams in the East, including Seton going to perform well over there, 6. UNC-Wilmington Walton said about the meet. "We there's no reason for him to be knew [Roney] was going to win both Hall, George Mason, William & 7. Old Dominion Mary, Navy and Connecticut running too many hurdles now. events going in, so it was basically a Boom! Terps explode for seven runs in 9th to bury Dukes, 14-11 by Mike Heffner JMU's pitching woes overshadowed stqffwriter some good offensive performances. The JMU baseball team suffered Junior Chris Williams gave the Dukes what head coach Ray Heatwole a 6-4 lead in the sixth with a two-out, termed their "most embarrassing loss" pinch-hit single that scored two runs. Tuesday, yielding seven runs in the Right fielder Chad Ginder went two ninth inning in falling to Maryland 14- for five with three RBIs. Edsell tried to put Tuesday's loss 11 at Long Field. "They wanted to win worse than we behind him. "We know we could win a lot of the did. That's all there is to it," he said. The Terrapins, hitting only .235 as a games we've lost, and that's team entering the game, pounded out frustrating," he said. "We'll come 21 hits against the Dukes. Freshman back. We've got a good team, and we'll be all right." Brad Edsell took the loss for JMU, JMU travels to Maryland tomorrow, and Maryland's Dave Lahr got the win with 1 2/3 innings of hitless relief. and then returns home Saturday Left fielder Kevin Schiavone hit a against Virginia Commonwealth. three-run homer in the ninth giving Madison Maryland Maryland a 14-11 lead, capping a 10- ab r h bi ab r h bi Beanelf 0 0 0 Cannan2b 3 3 12 run outburst in the final three innings. Williams If 1 Nuiter cf 4 3 3 3 Freshman Casey Brookens started Edsell dh-p 2 0 Schiavone If 5 2 4 4 Mummau ss 3 0 Goucherdh 4 0 2 3 for JMU, and allowed five runs. Nehring lb 1 2 Wagner 3b 10 10 Senior Kevin Woody, Edsell and Higman cf 0 0 Neubergr rf 6 1 2 1 Johnson 3b , 2 1 CoUierec 6 12 0 freshman Devin Floyd appeared in Troiloc 0 0 0 Lahr3b-p 4 22 1 relief, but couldn't stop the Terrapins. Ginder if 1 2 3 Bailey lb 4 12 0 Bagby2b 0 0 0 Kuntzss 3 0 10 "I just tried to throw strikes, and Cruse ph 0 0 0 Lapp in ss 2 110 they just seemed to hit it," Edsell said. Edsell allowed six of the seven Total* 3* 1111 • Totals 42142114 batters he faced in the ninth to reach Maryland 201 010 127 —14 James Madison 110 004 320 —11 base before yielding to Floyd, who E-Nuuer. Neuberger. Colliere, Kunlz, Lappin gave up Schiavone's homer. DP-JMU 2, Maryland 1 LOB-JMU7. "(It was) a straight fastball, out over Maryland 10 2B-Goudier. Bailey, Mummau the plate," Schiavone said. 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It's Easter Sunday. Godwin Hall seems deserted, But just being there isn't enough. The They perform four complete run-throughs for the yet pulsating music echoes down the hallway from cheerleaders assert that the will to win pushes them spectators, which include many of the cheerleaders' the gymnastics room. towards perfection in performance. The next run- families. The move they had trouble with Sunday has The JMU varsity cheerleaders have no time to let through is better, but still not where the squad would been perfected, but now another area of the routine is Easter supper settle as they prepare to compete at the like for it to be. causing problems. The squad decides to make a few National Cheerleading Championships on Saturday. In practice, problems still exist with one last-minute changes — another lesson in the patience The squad is just finishing another run-through of move where the women are lifted in of perfection. the two-and-a-half-minute performance that they will the air on "It does make me a little nervous, but we adapted present in San Diego. It is a physical routine that so well tonight," Caralisa says. "People picked up on incorporates elements of tumbling, gymnastics, it really quick." dance and cheering. With approximately 36 hours before departure, the At the completion of their practice performance, squad finally begins to realize how little time is left. many of the cheerleaders collapse on the floor, "I want them to do well, to feel they had the breathing heavily and rubbing sore muscles. With opportunity to do well and to feel they gave it their four days left until departure, their two- to three-hour best," coach Casey Carter says. She adds that she practices, six days a week, are beginning to take a wants them to " . . . walk away from all this with a toll. sense of pride and accomplishment, [with) memories While catching her breath, senior Amy Elliot, the that will last a lifetime." only four-year member of the squad, reminds the They claim the nerves haven't hit them — not yet, others to smile and keep things sharp. anyway. Senior Greg Pappanastos gives the others another "Right now they're not too bad," senior Jason reason to work hard. Mitchell says. "When I gel there I'm going to be "Think: at any minute an ESPN camera could very nervous, because I'm going to be in front of zoom on your face," he says. "You don't want to be hundreds and hundreds of the best cheerleaders in going like this." He distorts his facial features into a the nation. And everybody there has the chance to be goofy expression, producing laughter from the tired other. Neither the females in the the best in the country." tumblers. air nor the males holding them have the Junior Hunter Wortham is thinking about "... As the squad takes the floor in California, ESPN energy to hold the position for the required amount how much we've worked, and I hope we hit it. I will be there to catch their best smiles, stunts and of time. think if we hit it, we'll win." spirit. The competition will be aired June 4, 10 and Elliott encourages the squad to keep up its spirit. Carter is taking a unique squad to nationals this 28 and July 2. "It's getting more confident, more exciting," she year — every person has the ability to do any tumble But competing nationally is really nothing new for says. or stunt the squad. JMU has qualified for nationals nine of Watching on the sideline and giving her own "When you see, for instance, some of the stunts in the last 10 years, only missing last year's analysis of the routine is sophomore Erin Walsh. this routine, and you see that every person is doing it competition. Out of the eight teams invited this year, Two weeks earlier, Walsh fell backwards after a — that's amazing," she says. "That's a consistency the Dukes are ranked third, behind UNC-Wilmington back handspring and severely sprained her ankle. and a level of talent we've never had." and Morehead State. She will still travel with the squad, which left this At the end of the dress rehearsal, Caralisa sits on a The squad, made up of seven women and eight morning at 4 a.m., as "Designated Soundwoman." mat catching her breath while the rest of the squad men, is young, with only Amy and senior captain She works the tape player. prepares to leave. Caralisa Thome having competition experience. "It's just as frustrating watching it as doing it, "People are working together so well," she says. "I'd love to go out with a bang, just go out with because I can see what they do and see the mistakes "Before, when we didn't have a goal, people would such a positive experience," Caralisa says. "Just they make," Erin says. "It's just as frustrating to see do their own thing. Now, everybody knows we're going to nationals is exciting, because last year we them miss it as it is to be in the routine and miss it." working for the same thing, and we want to get it didn't make it. I'll be happy no matter what Two days before departure, the cheerleaders have done." happens." a full dress rehearsal. The practice clothes of T-shirts She smiles broadly and says, "We want to win." and shorts are replaced with while uniforms. Story by Alison Boyce Photos by Jenn Penney

Seniors Greg Pappanastos (left), Amy Elliot, iason MitcheiJ (right) and junior Nathan Lyon will lead the third-ranked JMU cheerleaders. 34 • THE BREEZE THURSDAY, APRIL 15,1993

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W$ ■ JMU rNMR HMlMH nMVMM wi Ceiene - BUM, Colorado, Egypt loravar A Phfe - Vsu go gala... M in Graak Sing. Congrats la AO'a Ordar at Omega Congrats to the awesome Sister Sorority be Aprl M ■ 15. Cal the fcwbU allct to M Happy belated 22nd1 Love, Wamptar How otou Greek Weak? woman- Torray Werss. Jan Owen, Laurie laam al Graak Sing 222 A DC up an interview, «8517 Arm Dick, Menses Turpin. Lynne Wol. Cindy Cooking eut wtti yea ITKe) beye aes fun! Cilia - Laugh you bottom 0* Sal. April 17, Kanon, Erica Saagmani, Kirstan Ryan, Candy □1-Treml»lorcee*ra!irxj&aek Seta** IX 10pm ft Sun, Aprl 11,4pm. Duke M209. $3 the Spo* Girts. IK Brg chuckles for cheapl Take A Study Break! Aeeptten - Happily married, aarly chalhood PraPT members - Picnic, last mseting, Laugh a lot! 555 spacialisl ft professional spousa want to Happy Ontak Waakl Good kxkl Lova, AZA. ApriM, 5pm. Cal Amy, «4371 10 RSVP by 'GREATER TUNA" adopt a baby. Will provids tacura, loving Aprs 18. April 15 6pm Transportation & Housing April 16 10pm Coordinator positions now homa, nurturing aitandad family, good 5§5 -555 education 1 bright lutura. Homa study Promotion Coordinator April 17 6pm opsn. complatad Plaass caB Pam ft Larry collect, Secretary position now Duka M209 StipMKto ott#r*d. AppNGMOfl (604)232-7040. position now opsn. opsn. Sponsored by PCM deadline: April 16,1993 (Friday). Stlpende oltarad. Application Stlpanda oltarad. Application Turn In at Wlne-Prlce Info dee*. Alpha Phi Irishes to cengratulato KaHy daadlina: April 16,1993 (Friday). daadlina: April 16,1993 (Friday) Johnson lor receiving 'Outstanding Turn In appllcallona at Wlna-Prlca Turn In applicationa at Wine-Price Chris Neguesky - Congratulations on Psychology StudarrT. Way Bool bile Info daak. MinU*oH sign-up daadlina, April 20, Noon, bet^taUPB volunteer of the year We love Phi Epallon Kappa 4>EK Godwin 213 your CUM smss » your tight bum. Tom I Dan Fun Run/Walk Thursday, April 15 IIIE- Thanks tor the mixer We had a greal Lost - Red daily planner. It's my bible CAR WASH 4:30 chack In at Convo Tunnal lime. Let's do it again somstime. AKPsi, Handsome reward Alas, 432-9059. Intramural Track Heat sign-up at the ACT JMU Social Work Organization 4:45 Race bagina Stadium on April 18,1993 Haycock - Errrr? Rabbit killer? Who do I Saturday, April 17 $3 admission love? Whoavenamw(h Greg Nalghbora Exxon 1st 16 to ftnlah win a T-aNrtl Find out where your money goes! 1001 East Market Straw*. STRESS REUEF NEED A JOB? SGA, BUDGET, SEMINAR Laughing will help, realty) Student Telefund Assistant Dofpwsttoos Acc#p4 w»d Ever wonder about? Happy 20th Birthday Hilary - You're the "GREATE RTUNA" Positions Available bast Love, OawaJuka ft Kel. TUITION, STUDENT FEES, April 15 8pm For May & Summer 1993 Ta PI Kappa Phi - 'Acquaintance I would BUILDING FUNDING April 16 10pm (lean. - Thum. evenlnge) nave, bu when! depends nol on the number, Ta A x n - A batatas (hanks lor the use of Find it all out Saturday, April 17 April 17 8pm Duka M209 Contact the Duke Club office. but choica of Inands' A Cowley Thar* you your basemen I! was an awesome induction 2pm in the Valley Room, WCC Godwin Hall 207 16461 for thai honor Jim 336 ni Sponsored by PCM ^miwe> clever & cKea Classifieds Send one today.

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