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Volume 60 Number 7 3ttj? iMtamt feirrtrati? Tuesday, September 20, 1983

Foote Discusses Issues _P0N!

By LOURDES FERRER Basketball: "We are actively considering the University Inn: "We do not exist to be in the Hurricane Associate News Editor reality of bringing in a major basketball pro­ hotel business," said Foote. "This represents a gram back to the university," Foote said precious and significant asset and may present UM students had the opportunity to meet The issue is not whether anyone likes the options in the future." with President Edward T Foote II and discuss idea, but what the priorities are, how much il Options such as studenl living quarters, dor­ any campus issue in a two hour open forum last costs and whether students would support it. mitories, and a nearby hotel where parents can Thursday organized by the Undergraduate Stu­ Football stadium: "A stadium on this campus stay. dent Body Government. is not my highest priority," Foote said. "It pales This offers UM four acres directly across the "Of all our treasures, you are the most im­ by comparison with the priorities that I have university — in addition to the four acres al­ portant," Foote told students in his opening for this university." ready UM's properly, now married student resi­ statement. "You are why we are here in the A football stadium seating 40,000 people dences. first place. costs anywhere from $10-20 million. "This ex­ "If the figures are correct, this new invest­ "I have inmensely enjoyed my time with penditure, out of your tuition money, is not ment can make a fair amount of money for the students here," he added. "I have met with stu­ money well spent," Foote said. university to support academic programs," he dents in small and big groups and have worked Another need on this campus, said Koote, is a said. closely with student leaders." better indoor athletic facility which would Tuition: UM's tuition is way at the bottom Students were able to ask him about any serve all students. when compared to major private universities general campus issue, no matter how trivial — He added that one of the problems with a around the nation, according to Foote. and they did. football stadium is that as much fun as it may "Wc literally provide tens of millions of dol­ Approximately 150 students, faculty and ad­ be five or six afternoons in a year, it is unused lars of financial aid," said Foote. "We will do ministrators were at the forum. After the sched­ for the remainder of the year. everything within our power to keep tuition as uled 90 minute session, Foote said he would stay low as it could be and come up with every pos­ and answer more questions. Parking: The plan for years, said Foote, has sible alternative to raise money and get new Following are some of Foote's responses in been to increase perimeter parking. Also, part sources. the informal question and answer forum: of the plan is to have 300 more parking places Enrollment decrease: "I think it would be a Check cashing policy: The university has in the front of the campus by the end of this se­ mistake to assume that because we have fewer had check cashing for a while; however, it had mester which would relieve the parking prob­ students that there's some terrible thing going been abused by some students, so the idea of a lem even more. on — that's not right." Foote said. cashing fee was to cover the cost of the service, "The opening of the rapid transit in Decem­ Black enrollment: "We recruit In cities, in Foote said. ber will have a significant impact on the travel centers of the black community in the Dade "If this is an issue with the student body, pattern in our campus," said Foote. About County area and South Florida. We have fewer we'll take it back and take another look at it," 700-800 students, faculty and staff members are black students than before," Foote said. Wiemri llu uneMIX.V MOM. K(> Foote said, "since the program was designed to expected to change over to rapid transit, he Foote spoke before 150 studen ts, facult v and admin- serve students. said. Please turn to page 41 FOOTE istrators in an open forum Metrorail finishes UM basketball: station by UM Foote agrees By LOURDES FERRER flurrltunc Associate Neves Editor sibly coaching thc UM team By RONNIE KAMOS The plan will be submitted to thc and Metro-Dade dedicated two Metrorail stations Friday, including the Athletic Policy Committee "as soon one opposite the University of Miami's campus on Ponce de Leon Blvd. GEORGE HAJ as possible." Foote said Friday The dedication ceremonies, which UM President Edward T. Foote II Ot lhe iiurnrane Stall Should thc full Board of Trustees attended, marked the completion of construction of the University and The University of Miami basket­ approve the plan, UM will probabh Dadeland South Metrorail stations, which are scheduled to open in Decem­ ball received a big push from Presi­ begin plaving intercollegiate bas­ ber. dent Edward T. Foote II Friday as it ketball in 198.. "They represent a very exciting sign of growth in the future of trans­ rolls toward becoming a sport Foote repeated his concern that portation in this county," said Metro-Dade Mayor Stephen P. Clark, the again. the return of basketball "not be a master of ceremonies. Foote met with Athletic Director drain on the student's tuition dol­ Clark opened the ceremony with the "Pledge of Allegiance" and an Sam Jankovich and university bud­ lars." but declined to speculate on mvurauoa by a local rabbi, get officials early Friday to discuss whether the universily would be Univaraity Station, named after the University of Miami, was the site the feasability o[ reinstating the willing to give a short-term Invest- of ground breaking marking the beginning of Metrorail construction in sport ment in order to gel lung term prof 1979. Speaking at ihe inaguration of its. "It will have an impact in all our lives," said Foote. "It will provide two Metrorail stations immediately services, a quality of life to each of us who will use this facility and to afer the meeting. Foote gave Janko­ He said it was "premature" lei those who drive by and enjoy the art." vich the go-ahead. discuss the financial end. although Foote added that despite the controversies and lively differences of "I wa.s impressed enough with he did sav that .lankovich's plan opinion which the system has generated, "this system — a vast concrete what I saw to give approval in prin­ "seemed financially feasable." connector that will move people — is symbolic of what I think is impor­ ciple tn the re-entry to thc Universi­ .lankovich's plan calls for several tant about this community that despite the odds, you pulled it off." ty of Miami inlo tht' world of inter options for funding a basketball "This was the station where we made all our mistakes and we cor­ collegiate basketball." program They call for various cor­ rected on all our other stations as we went along," said Warren J. Higgins, Foote also agreed with lhe idea of porations or individuals to donate executive director of Metro-Dade Transportation Administration. playing in the James I. Knight Cen­ funds which would he used as seed Said Merritt Stierheim, Metro-Dade county manager: "This station ter "al least for a number of years money for thi1 program will provide a vital link between UM's main campus and its Medical to come." F'oote stated "now wc will begin School at the Civic Center and its James L. Knight Convention Center in According to Koote. Ihe approval to consult widely with many peo downtown Miami." means lhat he believes that Janko- pic. including students,'' us tee The aerial center-platform station is a two-level pavilion composed of vich's plan is "feasable in principle" whether they support the return Of horizontal planes, open to subtropical breezes, but covered for protection. and will now submit that plan to basketball The upper-level platform is partially lighted by a skylight, while the the Athletic Policy Committee Of USIIO President Mark Cheskin lower level is landscaped in keeping with the South Florida environment. the Board of Trustees, who must said he supports thc return of bas­ Dadeland South is at the southern end of the first stage, and its users approve the plan before Jankovich ketball to UM. but has questions will primarily be from the population to the south. It will provide easy ac­ can move forward and hire a coach about where the team will practice cess to the office complexes south of Kendall Drive. It is expected to be the Jankovich has stated that finding If the team practices in the Lane access stations for nearly 7,000 passengers every day. Miumi Hurricane/JErf 00 17 Uf H a good coach would not be a prob­ Center. Cheskin worries that thp fa­ "Rail transit is more efficient than auto travel if only because of its lem and "several top-notch coaches cility will be closed off tn the gen­ tremendous advantages in the number of passengers — each rail car has Foote peers out of a window of a Metrorail train have expressed an interest" in pos­ eral studenl bodv 74 seats and can carry many more people standing," said Commissioner Clara Oesterle, Metro-Dade county transportation committee chairperson. The ceremonies came to a close with the unveiling of the University and Dadeland South plaques. Dignitaries and members of the public were able to ride the Metrorail. Enrollment down in Nursing, Education erage of 60 points (to 944) By LOURDES FERNANDEZ She says financial aid is "not as Kleinman insists on keeping stan­ The absolute minimum for an en­ Hurricane News Ediior good as it used to be." The govern­ dards high Two years ago SAT tering education student is 835. a ment used to provide many loans; in scores in the School went up an av­ erage of 24 points (from 860 to number that will not be lowered, Enrollment has significantly de­ some cases part of the loans could 884). Last year, they went up an av­ said Kleinman creased in several schools, especial­ be paid off through social work ly the School of Nursing and the However, this is no longer done, School of Education and Allied Pro­ said Barritt fessions, UM President Edward T Foote said at a recent meeting with UM honors studies: students. Dean Evelyn Barritt from Nurs­ According to Kleinman, the basic ing says the School will still gener­ reason for the decrease in the ate as much income as before. School of Education is the raising of 'victim of success'' However, Dean Lou Kleinman standards from the School of Education said "Lots of people are eliminated By EVELYN RODRIGUEZ they are not "carrying their load this way," he said and (financially)" and may have to reor­ He added that this was a national JOHN OUDENS ganize the School problem affecting most Schools of O) tft. Ilurr;, ,re, Slutf Education. "The university i.s going to have Freshman honors students who looked forward to small honors class­ to make a commitment, to help re­ es this semester walked into a not-so-small surprise Barritt said the number of stu­ build," he said "Then il will be fine After Ihe program admitted 270 new honors students, its largest dents may be higher than figures financially. Down the road, we'll be freshman class ever, class size, a strong selling point of the program, Artist's perception of what UM will look like in the from the registrar indicate, since better off for it." jumped from an average of 13 students per course last year to 20 this year future as seen from University Station the School has some students not He added that faculty members The average is still below that of the rest of the university yet registered. from the School will be meeting to­ "The honors program is a victim of its own success." Presidenl _d- The cutback is also by design, she morrow to consider alternatives. ward T Foote II said last week. said. Because of a state contract, the "Things will get better, but Additional sections of popular courses were added in order to give School also teaches in Key West they'll be different before being students access to the honors curriculum during the summer and those stu­ better," he said "We'll have to re­ Upper division classes are still small, said James Ash, associate prov­ Inside dents are not accounted for group and reorganize ost and director of honors and privileged studies He said most of the class­ United Way "Where we do have a problem is "The most intellectually talented es expanded were lecture courses Because Ihe student makeup is honors, that we have a number of students students are not selecting teaching he said, the courses maintain their honors quality The United Way campaign is now underway with more stu­ in this community who because of Salaries are down, the people com­ Additional sections of freshman English, history, calculus, biology and dent participation than ever. /Page 3 ecohomics go to FIU," she added. ing in are questioning jedm ation as biology labs were included in the fall curriculum Department chairmen "In essence, we've become a School a career They are discouraged by have been cooperative in respect to the changes made in July. Ash said of Nursing for the very wealthy and parents and advisors " Nevertheless, freshmen who read of small classes in honors program State of UM the poor." Those programs being terminated recruiting brochures found their classes larger than they expected USBG president cries "fire" and the issue with Iron Arrow She ^aid tuition may be hard for nationwide are very small, said "I was under the impression the average was going to be 13," said are presented in the column. /Page 6 middle-class students to afford Kleinman Uut thc major schools — Kim Wilson, a freshman enrolled in three honors courses, the smallest of Also, nursing students have clinical he cited Stanford. Boston, and Tu­ which, she said, has 17 students work in hospitals outside campus lane — are not being abolished "At first they told us Ihe average was going to be around 13 or 14," Homecoming and must pay for parking and uni­ UM is in the "same ballpark" as said Richard Edelstein. a freshman enrolled in an introductory psychology forms, said Barritt. those major schools, said Kleinman section and a literature course, each of which has 30 or 35 students, he The Homecoming schedule, now finalized, is detailed in the Last year, the School of Nursing Last year there were over 500 said "But then, when we got here, they told us classes were going to be entertainment section. /Page 8 had 460 undergraduates Barritt undergraduate and 480 graduate bigger said the figure she has heard this students The decrease has probably "We were told, but it was too late " year is a decrease of about 30 stu­ been in both, he said. In Honors 224, Religion and Human Sexuality. Wilson said, the size of Hurricanes win dents. the class — 20 to 25 students — makes progress sluggish A review of the UM-Purdue game is given in the sports sec­ The School has also become According to Kleinman. much is "If you want to have a discussion about a particular subject — wi, tion. /Page 10 smaller in uraduate school, some­ being done to attract education stu­ with a large class, you fall behind," she said thing for which they planned dents, such as more money towards Ken Moadel, who is enrolled in the other psychology section, said | "The School of Nursing is differ­ scholarships Also, honors students was looking for something different from the course, which also has 3'toQ * ent because many students are ma­ have been recruited for education, 15 students ture and will take a semester off to as have been students from commu­ catW tor their familv," said Barritt nity cotfeges Plea.' Itum tn Page -7HONIot s Page 2 Tuesday September 20 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Newsbriefs Update

Pupo-Mayo promoted in public affairs Today sixth degree blackbelt from the Japan Karate As­ 6:30-7:30 p.m. at the Wesley Foundation. For in­ sociation is the instructor. formation, call Tom or Dnsti at 386-5053. Gustavo Pupo-Mayo has been promoted to assistant director of pub­ CARPOOL PROGRAM: Sign up for the Carpool UM FENCING CLUB: From beginners through ad lic affairs for community relations at the University of Miami, announced Program in the Breezeway or by calling 284-3082 vaneed fencers are welcome to en|oy the art of Susan Bonnett. director of public affairs. or 284-2962 Carpooling will entitle you to a dis­ fencing Tuesdays and Thursdays, 7:30 p.m.-10 Thursday In his new post, Pupo-Mayo will be responsible for developing a count on decals and special parking. p.m. at the Campus Sports and Recreation Center community relations program and acting as liason between the university GERMAN CLUB: The German Club is starting to PHI BETA LAMBDA: If you have any interest in reorganize. Anyone interested in joining the club, business, and want to be part of a professional SESL.: Upcoming events will be discussed in and local constituencies He joined the UM Office of Public Affairs as a SA 184 at 5 p.m. public affairs specialist in June 1982 please call Dr Webb at 284-2351 or Peter Prem- business organization, come see what Phi Beta inger at 864-2510. Lambda is all about Our first meeting will be held BETA ALPHA PSI: UM/FICPA will hold an Ac­ Pupo-Mayo was previosly the news assignment editor for WPBT's counting Conference in the Knight Center on Sept nationally syndicated Nightly Business Report," now seen on more than UNIVERSITY TOUR GUIDES: We are looking for today at 5 p.m.. School of Business. Room 210. energetic people for UM public relations and Uni­ ALPHA PHI ALPHA: Today's event is a Smoker, 22 and 23 at 3:25 p.m. 200 stations He was also the associate producer and co-anchor for the PUBLIC RELATIONS STUDENT SOCIETY OF Emmy-winning coverage of "Florida v. Ronny Zamora," the first televised versity Tours. Those interested, contact Roger Par­ and will begin at 8 p.m. in Room 241 of the Stu­ thasarathy at 234-2707 or Marilyn Heath at dent Union. Dr. Cyrus Jollivette, UM vice president AMERICA: An important meeting to elect new of­ trial in Florida. ficers for the 1983-84 term will begin at 5 p.m. in A native of Cuba and a graduate of LaSalle High School. Pupo-Mayo 284-4323 for development, will be the guest host. IBIS: Anyone interested in becoming a photogra­ INTER-VARSITY CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP: room 113 of the Merrick Building. All are wel­ received his bachelors degree in 1975 from the University of Miami, where come. he served as editor of the Miami Hurricane. pher or writing for the yearbook, please stop by Bible study tod8y and every Tuesday at 8 p.m. in the IBIS office. Room 229 of the Student Union, the Walsh Tower, second floor study lounge. For AMERICAN MARKETING ASSOCIATION: Spe or call 284-6385 more information call Janice (279-7570) or cial topic at the general meeting at 4:30 p.m.: Morals in Marketplace forum to be today LEISURE RECREATION: Registration will take Christy (284-38921. Get To Know Those Who've Seen Success" at place in the Union Breezeway and in various MIAMI ENGINEERING MAGAZINE: Short meet­ the Student Union, second floor — signs will be The Wesley Center Campus Ministries will sponsor a public forum, dorms Classes fill up on a first come, first serve ing Tuesday September 27 at 4:00 P.M. in the posted All business and communication majors "Morals in the Marketplace: How Moral Can Business Be?" today from basis. Late registration can be done at the Student Student Organizations office of the Engineering are encouraged to become involved 12:15 p.m. to 1:30 p.m. at the Flamingo Ballroom of the Student Union Activities Office, Room 232 of the Student Union. Building, for any interested reporters and photog PRE VET SOCIETY: A meeting at 4 p.m.. SA Featured speakers will include: Professor George Cubberly. Market­ PRE VETERINARY SOCIETY: If you're interested raphers wishing to be employed by the magazine 252 All interested students please call Lisa at ing; Dr. Phil Burns, business law; Rabbi Mark Kram. Hillel Jewish Student in joining this new organization, call Lisa at A business manager is also desperately needed 245-1871 or 446r9810, Center; Dr. Timothy Mescon, general business management; Dr Mike Phil­ 245-1871 or 446-9810. Watch for upcoming IEEE COMPUTER SOCIETY: First general meet SUGARCANES: Mandatory meeting for tryout ips, philisophy; Dr. Lemuel Schofield, communication. Anyone interested is news ing September 21 for all members and those inter­ has been changed from Sept. 20 to Sept. 22 at welcome, and lunch will be available. ALPHA KAPPA PSI: If you're a business major ested in joining the society. It will be held in the the Hecht Athletic Center Please bring wallet size and are interested in getting involved, go with seminar room in the Engineering Building at 4:00 picture Architecture students create plans for Boyton Alpha Kappa Psi We are a national business fra­ P.M. Refreshments will be served. ternity rushing for new members. If interested, ETA KAPPA NU: Reminder to all members that In a competition sponsored by the Boynton Beach Community Rede­ please call either 887-8431 or 262-1521. tapping will take place September 20 through the Friday velopment Agency (CRAI, architecture students were challenged to create DEAN OF STUDENTS OFFICE: Tutors needed 23 and help is needed. Please contact Cristina Moura, at 661-7401. for information plans for redeveloping the downtown area, giving it a special theme and — all subjects. Applications are now being ac­ MUSIC STUDENT COUNCIL: The South Florida lasting sense of purpose. A grant from CRA provided funds for transporta­ cepted. Dean of Students' Office, Bldg. 21-E, 8lood Service, in conjunction with the Music Stu­ tion to the study site, materials for models and reports, and prizes for the X6120; contact Lorraine Miller dent Council, is sponsoring this blood drive at the best designs. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION. Meet­ School of Music from 930 a.m. to 4 p.m. at Gus­ The student architects presented color-illustrated site plans for the ings every Tuesday at 5:30 p.m. during the aca­ man Hall Lobby. demic year. Wednesday entire study area and three-dimensional models depicting the first stage of STUDENT ENTERTANMENT COMMITTEE: A redevelopment. First prize of $750 was awarded to Mark Harrington. Mi­ INTER-VARSITY CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP: meeting will be held on at 3 p.m. in room 244 of riam Pino Torres won the second prize of $500, and Juan Carlos Torrellios Small group Bible Study every Tuesday. FLORIDA ENGINEERING SOCIETY: Elections for the Student Union All interested students are wei won the third prize of $250. Steve Bitterman. Lisa Barrowman, and Cesar WESLEY FOUNDATION: The Forum Morals in officers and committee chairpeople; semester come. Gomez received honorable mentions. the Marketplace — How moral can business be?" plans will be discussed at the first chapter meeting Officials believe that even more important than the designs them­ will be held in the Flamingo Ballroom (Student at 4:30 p.m. in room 231A of the Engineering selves is the new relationship forged between UM and the Boynton Beach Union) from 12:15-1:30 p.m. Lunch is available Building. Refreshments will be served. community. Also, Tuesday will be "Supper and Singing" at 5 In fact, the students' designs have already been reviewed by profes­ p.m. CATHOLIC STUDENT MINISTRY: Meeting will sional consultants working on the Boynton Beach redevelopment protect. RATHSKELLER: Sylvester Stallone's First Blood be held at 7:30 p.m. at St Augustine Church and Henry Skokowski. president of a planning firm retained by the city, is the featured movie of the week beginning at Catholic Student Center. Come join us for food said: Within each of the students plans are notions with the potential for 7:30 p.m. fun, music, and fellowship success Their ideas can help us identify components that will work in an OUTDOOR RECREATION CLUB: Those interest HOMECOMING: Second general meeting for or­ overall plan." ed in making use of the rich South Florida activi­ ganizations wishing to participate in Homecoming ties of canoeing, camping, fishing, etc. should at­ will be held at 5 p.m. in Room 226 of the Flamin­ tend the meeting at 160 Mahoney Hall. 9 p.m. go Ballroom in the Student Union. Ibis run scheduled for October Call 284-4144 for more information. MIAMI SRI CHINMOY CENTER: Subject: Inner COMMUNICATION DEPARTMENT: A new stu­ Life: Search for True Satisfaction. Free five weeks The University of Miami Medical Student Loan Fund will benefit from dent reception will be held at 7:30 p.m. at the "beginning" meditation course using the philoso­ Wendy's Second Annual Ibis Run, a five-kilometer race which will wind Performance Lab, CL100. phy and technique of Sri Chinmoy (Director of through campus beginning at 8:30 a.m. Sunday, October 23. The race is UM KARATE CLUB: Classes are available Tues­ Meditation at the United Nations) Following the co-sponsored by Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers and EZ 105 FM days and Thursdays from 4-6 p.m. for beginners class, there will be an hour guided meditation for STEREO, and is coordinated by the Beta Chi Chapter of Alpha Kappa and advanced men and women at the Campus those more experienced meditators. Classes will Kappa, medical fraternity. Sports and Recreation Center. Mr. S. Takashma, a be Wednesday evenings starting Sept 28. from The race is open to the public, and all ages are encouraged to enter. There will be 20 age-groups ranging from 12-and-under to 60-and-over. Medals will be awarded to the first 500 entrants, and race results will be mailed to all participants The entry fee is $6 by mail if postmarked no later than October 19. Late entry costs $7 A registration booth will open at 7 a.m. the day of the race. Registration forms may be picked up at the Wendy's restaurant on the corner of Dixie Highway and Red R,oad, at WEZI 105. 377 Alhambra Circle, at the CSR office, or at the Student Union information desk

School of Medicine to send interviewers

The School of Medicine will send a team of interviewers to campus on October 3-5 All students wishing to be interviewed during those three days should schedule an appointment with the College of Arts and Sci­ ences operating office. Ashe 223. 284-4333, before September 30. This Mflttji will serve as the official interview for UM's School of Medicine. After October 5. all interviews will be by invitation only. An applicant will not be able to schedule an interview by request McClintock joins public affairs VOUHWR S & 1 Jack McClintock. a nationally published freelance writer, has joined the Office of Public Affairs as feature editor. •'irC McClintock will be responsible for the rJevelopment of a new univer­ sity feature service designed to increase the university's visibility in the na­ tional media. Initial plans call for his generating feature articles focusing on ffl*\. the various research projects and special programs at UM. "Through the creative talents of Jack McClintock we hope to be able to increase awareness of the university's people and programs," said Susan Bonnett, director of Public Affairs. McClintock has contributed to several maior national magazines, in­ cluding Esquire. Harper's, and Saturday Review. He has written on assign­ ment for the New York Times. Washington Post, Atlanta Constitution, and St. Petersburg Times and has been contributing regularly to the Miami •i Herald's magazine. Tropic for more than 10 years. It)« , Orange Bowl Committee seeking contestants

The Orange Bowl Committee is looking for a queen and court to reign at its 50th anniversary and the attendant celebration of the Commit­ tee's half century of existence Candidates interested in becoming the 50th Anniversary 1983-84 Orange Bowl Queen must live in either Dade or Broward counties, be be­ tween the ages of 18 and 23 and agree to maintain their residency in South Florida during the Orange Bowl Festival schedule of events There is no talent or bathing suit competition. Judging is based pri­ marily eon personal interviews with the Committee judges The queen will receive $2,500 and each of the four princesses will receive $ 1.000 in addition to a complete wardrobe. Applications may be obtained from the Orange Bowl Committee offices by calling 642-1515 or picked up at the Committee offices, gate 7 of the Orange Bowl Stadium, 1400 N.W. 4 St. Final deadline for submit­ ting applications is 5 p.m. September 30 che'! Julie — PETER PERMUY

Honors classes bigger bre *•__?___*event you 3**i*. ** *Ll he" ;r CoorCoors,. Sh-~e co- n ** 1° ^ ^ HONORS/.1 rom Page I Julie really *" ,Q^ j «_*_ ed ond how to^serv ^ Cpo« on^e;9.g ^ "I expected it to be more personal." he said. "It's not like a lecture p e,pmake,he hall. But it isn't to the point where you (and the professor) know each other on a first-name basis " ^nr^ ^ ^_^r--^rr^C^^^^^^^ In spite of the course sizes, though, the freshmen said they were find­ ing the opportunity to speak up in class Julie at 5V>*° 3.**--' "It depends on the professor." said Anita Malik, a freshman enrolled in two honors courses. "Since it's honors, he wants us to get involved." "If you've got something to say," said Edelstein, "you just raise your hand and he'll call on you." ^k?- -VV-. -fm*.M_*______Ash said that in spite of the large classes, the honors program is -*&#»-*• happy with this year's class. "This is the brightest freshman class we've had," he said. "Everyone's pleased with the increased size because it reflects favor­ ably on the university as a whole and the kind of faculty and student body we already have. We're continuing the progress we've made in previous FTHEtt years. "We're very happy about this development because it contradicts na­ tional trends of declining quality of students." he said Ash said he expects the program to expand moderately each year, partly becausing of recruiting strategies. While the entering students reflect the same geographical distribution as the general student body. Ash said the message UM is trying to get across to Miami high school students is "Yes, you can look at UM as an al­ cyv SSSS r°*'p,y*r'HQd01 •Bge*f*ie&fiBtiB&J£5ft!ttS ternative." _. Although there were enough classes this semester to satisfy demand, department chairmen already have been told to prepare for an increased r» spring curriculum. f f Editor in Chief Ronnie Ramos contributed to this article. Tuesday. Septermber 20, 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 3 College Roundup United Way campaign begins By LOURDES FERNANDEZ Hurricane \ews Ediior For the first time, students are actively participating in the universi­ ty's United Way campaign by holding an event called "A Mile of Silver." Under the direction >«• Circle K. a student-run service organization, Menzell is just one of many college professors and adminis­ nickels, dimes and quarters will be collected from students and placed side trators who are opening classes this fall in an effort to escape by side on a marker tape. The tape, a mile long, will wind through the Stu­ National News severe morale problems while keeping one eye on the job mar­ dent Union and possibly up to the Ashe Building. ket. The severe budget cuts of the last three years, in short, The event, to take place September 28 from noon to about 4 p.m.. was the idea of Dr. Jerry Askew, assistant to the vice president for Student Af­ Pnncetonians bribed for shot of Brooke seem to be pushing teachers over the edge this summer. fairs and advisor to Circle K No one knows exactly how many professors are moving. Competitions will be held among the organizations on campus, frater­ Estimates range from 30,000 to 100,000. Most likely to move are nities, sororities, and for the individual student contributing the most. The Princeton University officials and studenU have been the 100,000-some non-tenured professors now working on U.S. club and the Greek organization giving the most will win a keg of beer and offered bribes and other inducemenu to help reporters photo­ campuses, said Irving Spitzberg, retiring head of the American a plaque. Organizations can either collect money by standing on the tape or buy graph or Ulk to its most famous new freshman, actress Brooke Association of University Professors, the third largest union of yards (the cost for each yard will be calculated beforehand). Shields. its kind. Wendy's will have cups lining the mile for those wishing to donate According to George Eager, the school's communications pennies. Change vill be available in the bookstore and gameroom. director, several national magazines reportedly offered as much Prizes such u movie passes and records will be given to the students contributing the most. Wendy's will be giving 50-cent coupons for those as $500 for a candid shot of Brooke, the model and sUr of teen donating $1. movies like The Blue Lagoon and Endless Love, as she went "United Way is an umbrella organization," said Suzanne Graham, Cir­ through orientation last week at Princeton, Florida News cle K president. "That's why we're doing it. When you give to United One undergraduate was reportedly told to name his price if Way, you give to 40 or 50 other organizations." he could get a nude photo of the 18-year-old celebrity. United Way supports more than 65 agencies in Dade County, such as But campus security guards managed to turn away most of American Red Cross, Mental Health Association, and the University of Mi­ Miami-Dade offers bilingual classes ami's Canterbury Day Care Center. the hordes of autograph-seekers and journalists who decended According to Associate Provost Sidney Besvinick. who is in charge of on campus during orientation week. the UM United Way campaign, the idea behind the "Mile of Silver" is to Princeton isn't the only school contending with the unusual With over 500,000 Spanish-speaking people in Dade Coun­ get students to participate. problem of protecting celebrity students this fall. Actress Jodi ty, graduating students face the prospect of diminished employ­ "Students do live in the community and there is a network of services Foster and Flashdance sUr Jennifer Beals are both back at Yale ment in many fields — unless they are bilingual. provided here." he said. "It let's them be good citizens." According to Besvinick, this is the third year UM has collected for this term, but university spokesman Walter Littell would not At the Division of Bilingual Studies, instructors alternate United Way, and each year it has gone over the "goal. The first year, no stu­ comment on what, if any, security arrangements have been usage of Spanish and English in classes while covering course dent money was collected, and last year a minimal amount of contribu­ made for the women,. content. The exceptions are language courses. tions came from students. The Division, part of Miami-Dade Community College's New World Center, is located off-campus on the mezzanine of Wisconsin profs publish anger in ad the Royal Trust Tower, in the heart of Little Havana. Prof talks on There are three academic departments within the Division: Occupational Eduation, Arts and Sciences and Language Train­ existentialism "We had nothing left to lose," remarked University of Wis­ ing. consin-Stevens Point faculty member Pete Kelly regarding a By ANGELA GREGORY controversial ad which he and 31 fellow instructors recently ran Hurricane Staff Writer in the Wall Street Journal. McCarthy, Thompson to speak at UF After "trying all summer to get people's attention" for a Semantics in the study of the na­ ture of existence was a topic new system-wide salary freeze, Kelly and his colleagues decided touched upon in a lecture last Fri­ to make their anger public. They pooled $150 for the August 31 U.S. Senator Eugene McCarthy and journalist Hunter S. day. Dr. James K. Swindler, a visit­ ad in the nationally-circulated business daily. Thompson will highlight the University of Florida's schedule of ing associate professor of philoso­ The two-sentence ad, which ran in the "Situations Want­ speakers for the fall semester. phy at the University of Miami, pre­ ed" section of the Journal's classifieds, was headlined "Profes­ McCarthy, Democratic senator from Wisconsin, will re­ sented his paper, entitled "Existen­ sors", and read: "Many professors in all academic disciplines are ceive $2,500 for his scheduled appearance on November 16. He tial and Phenomenological Ontolo­ will appear in honor of the 20th anniversary of the assassination gy" available for an honest wage at universities with commitment to Swindler is presently associate quality higher education. Contact department chairs at Universi­ of President John F. Kennedy. professor of philosophy at West­ ty of Wisconsin campuses. Thompson is the national affairs editor for Rolling Stone minster College, Missouri, and has University administrators "were not pleased with the ad," magazine and the author of numerous books, including the Fear had published articles appearing in Miami Humranee/nlN/t MOLINARO says Steve Schumacher, spokesman for the 13-campus Wiscon­ and Loathing series. He will appear October 15 and receive publications such as The Review of Swindler spoke on exis­ $4,500. Metaphysics. tentialism sin system. And the Executive Faculty Committee at the Madi­ Said Swindler: "If I dream of a son main campus chastised the Stevens Point instructors for The fall series will close with a nuclear arms debate featur­ unicorn three nights in a row, I claiming to speak for the faculty members on all campuses. ing U.S. Army General William Westmoreland and anti-nuclear could say I saw a unicorn even "Nuclear properties individuate activist Harvey Wasserman on December 5. though unicorns don't exist. The objects while extra-nuclear do not," contradiction, however, is that said Swindler. "Extra-nuclear prop­ Faculty morale appears to plummet since I saw something |a unicorn] in erties are of non-existent or imagi­ FIU enrolls record number the dream, that something must nary objects." exist." At the conclusion of the reading. When West Virginia developed the worst unemployment There are also problems with the Swindler addressed the puzzling use of terms such as "there is" and idea of existence. At best he de­ rate in the country, and Governor Jay Rockefeller cut the state Florida International University has enrolled a record "there are," since these terms are scribed existent to mean saturated budget in response. Dr. Donald Menzell figured it was time to 15,010 students for the fall Semester, thus becoming"the largest usually understood to mean "there objects or properties, while non-ex­ make a choice. university in South Florida", according to a local press. exists," he added. istent was defined as a set of uni­ West Virginia University told him for the second year in a Registrar William F. Younkin attributed the record enroll­ "For example, if I say there are versals (or the tools with which we row that he would have to forget getting any significant salary ment to a combination of "the affordable cost and the high qual­ winged horses in reality, it means imagine). they exist. But if I say there are "The objects are a cluster of increase. ity of education offered at FIU." winged horses in fairy tales, it properties like color and composi­ It was too much for the policitcal science professor, who Many incoming freshmen have traveled long distances to means they are existent," said tion while universals are like undis- not only wanted more money, but also was dispirited by the attend FIU; they represent Florida as well as 10 other states, Swindler. "One must be precise be­ tinguishable shapes on paper." he constant cutbacks and academic compromises forced by the Puerto Rico and 11 foreign countries. cause if the adjectives are predica- said budget problems. tors, it makes a difference." When asked why he believed this "I cannot function with that much instability," he com­ Swindler went on by exploring to be confusing to so many people, — College Roundup Is compiled by Peter Permuy and Hurricane some of Terrance Parson's hypothe­ Swindler said, "it seems to be be­ plained."If you are at all professionally-minded, you cannot do news services that." sis on the actual and imaginary cause people have trouble distin­ worlds, and defined the nuclear and guishing between content and dis­ extra-nuclear properties of objects. course."

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By i HH.)I I CARTEGENA Hurricane Stall Writer "The key to understanding the relationship between Islam and po­ litical power is its law," said Dr. Daniel Pipes Thursday in a lecture which was part of a series being held at the Graduate School of International Studies. Dr. Haim Shaked. director of the Middle East program, introduced Pipes and described him as "a man of many angles." Pipes, who is considered an ex­ pert on the modern Middle East and Islam, is presently lecturing on Modern Islamic History at Harvard University. During his lecture, entitled "In the path of God: Islam and political power," Pipes spoke mainly on two topics: the affects of Islam on poli­ tics in Muslim countries, and the in­ Mlairii HurrrcaneMIXA MONTERO creased importance of Islam in poli­ tics in recent years. Pipes spoke on the Islam and its politics Founded in the seventh century by the prophet Mohammed, Islam is nomism since the 1970's, is a he said, "and caused a world-wide considered to be more than a reli­ "broadly based and nearly simulta­ economic disruption. Miami Hurricane/JEFF GOTTUEB gion, since it encompasses the total­ neous turn toward Islam in Muslim "The oil boom marked a turning ity of culture in both its social and countries," Pipes said. point. It has shown that the West is individual aspects. In an attempt to explain the not going to remain in political, cul­ According to Pipes, virtually all broadness of the Islamic Revival, tural or economic dominance." flab?/ Marram conducts Yom Kippur services for students 2£0"9** *• J» Islamic political action in the Mid­ Pipes discussed its most commonly With the decline in oil prices last lei Center. Yom Kippur, part of High Holidays, began Friday night and ended Satur* dle East today is characterized by noted causes. year, Pipes believes that the revival two Islamic imperatives: fundamen­ The failure of Western ideologies has peaked. day. talism and autonomism. and political institutions, along with As defined by Pipes, fundamen­ the process of decolonization, talism refers to the effort to apply brought about "the decline of West­ every aspect of the law; that is, to ern power and prestige in the Mid­ live up to the laws of Islam in every dle East," Pipes said. sense. Autonomism, on the other Another cause of the Islamic re­ hand, refers to the drive by Mus­ vival was the failure in 1967, the lims for power. Arab-Israeli conflict which resulted IF YOU ALWAYS THINK In recent years, fundamentalism in the loss of Jerusalem, Islam's sec­ has become a militant religious ond-holiest city. movement which advocates for a The oil boom of 1973, along with return to the .shari'u. an Islamic the establishment of various Islamic code based on the Quran and the states, was among the reasons Pipes teachings of the Prophet Moham­ cited for the revival. OF ALPINE AS STEEP, med. "The extraordinary increase in The Islamic Revival, an increase wealth provided some governments in both fundamentalism and auto- the means to help Islamic causes." Students ask Foote questions THINK AGAIN.

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Page 6 Tuesday, September 20, 1983 Opinion Ui\t Hiamt lifurriranr ® eoi tutu uMtnusiTT of mam CORJU. GABI.ES tio-m* i "_4 *»JM «ot ijrz> Honors bites more than it can chew he honors program has put itself in the regrettable position of having done one of its jobs too well. T There are 270 honors freshmen enrolled at UM this semester. That's Miami's largest freshman honors class ever — a fine thing. With the record-setting class, however, has come larger honors course enrollments — up from an average of 13 last year to 20. That's not a fine thing. The 20-student average doesn't reflect what's impor­ tant to all those freshmen: the size of their first honors classes. 100- and 200-level honors courses are absorbing the brunt of the honors recruits. Honors 227, English Lit­ erature, ordinarily a course of fewer than 20, has some 35 students. Both introductory psychology sections have be­ tween 30 and 40 students. Honors 227, Religion and Human Sexuality, has about two dozen. The honors program lures good students to UM with the promise of smaller classes. Reads one brochure sent to prospective students last spring: "When such students are together in small groups, studying with talented professors who have structured the learning process to address the special needs of seri­ ous, gifted students, the result is an education that is in­ deed sophisticated." However talented the professor, the educational ex­ Cheskin dangerously yells Fire; perience of a 35-student course can be only so sophisti­ cated. The honors program, in its zeal to attract students, has neglected to follow through on its promise. The shortcoming is understandable. Last spring, the Iron Arrow's Lise gets new lease honors program had high hopes for its 1983 recruiting ef­ By RONNIE RAMOS an attempt to placate tribe forts. According to Associate Provost James L. Ash, who and members who were unhappy is in charge of the program, extra sections of popular GEORGE HAJ The State of DM with the way the June election first-year honors courses were added to make room for Ol th* Hurricane Stall was held. Despite the fact that a new students. The extra sections, it turns out, weren't him it was down 900. He then transfer if we don't have 300 slim majority voted to have a enough. The honors program, nevertheless, must accept If you see smoke in the corner went on to elaborate as to how more parking spaces")? new election, over two-thirds the responsibility for the miscalculation. of a crowded theater, you don't this would leave UM with a $5 That is not likely, but then voted for Lise as chief. Airlines, plagued by no-shows, routinely overbook stand up and yell, "Fire!" million deficit. who'd have thought the USBG On another front, the Iron their flights. Then again, airlines can always put extra This is precisely what Under­ For a student to say this is president would say those other Arrow leadership became en­ passengers on alternate flights. The honors program can­ graduate Student Body Govern­ passable; rumors abound here. things on the radio? Adminstra- raged when they saw the Her­ not come up with extra courses in mid-August. ment President Mark Cheskin is For an elected student leader to tors might soon tune him — and ald's story about the change in The honors program should be applauded for bring­ doing. It is a bad precedent and say it, however, is irresponsible, USBG — out because of not leadership. Lise spent part of ing in a record number of freshmen. Any student who it could ruin his rapport with dumb and dangerous. Multiply­ substantiating his points. Wednesday complaining to the cares about the value of his diploma can see that the pro­ the administration. ing tuition by 900 is how he ar­ Come on, Cheskin. Look be­ Herald's editors about the story, gram's boon is a boon for all students. It's just too bad Thursday, Cheskin went on rived at the figure. Thoughtless. fore you yell, "Fire!" It might which featured a headline that the new honors students have been greeted with the air on WVUM and spoke of UM has budgeted for fewer only be a lit cigarette. which implied that the Iron overly large classes. USBG's position on various is­ students, so it won't be out $5 Sr * * Arrow leadership is on the way Ash has said the program will work on enlarging the sues. One interesting note: million, as Cheskin claims. True, Many members of the Iron to admitting women to the male honors curriculum. The Hurricane hopes the program will Throughout the show he was UM might have not budgeted Arrow Honor Society are cele­ bastion. Lise got nowhere in make good on that pledge — and soon. asked by News Director Barry for 900 fewer (if that indeed is brating this week. At their asking for a correction. Leffler what USBG's position accurate), but Cheskin doesn't meeting Thursday, they finally Lise also was angered by the was on various issues. Invari­ know how many fewer it has settled the question of who the comments of his Medicine Man, ably, Cheskin began each an­ budgeted for, so the $5 million officers of the tribe are. Aurelio Quinones, who told the Foote deserves credit swer with "/ believe ... "Go figure is useless and insignifi­ Former Chief C. Rhea Warren Herald that women will be ad­ democracy. cant considering UM's budget is insisted on a vote on whether mitted to Iron Arrow, if not Of the greatest danger was _ver $300 million. the June 13 election, which now, then in the future. for recent decisions the issue of UM's size this year. Let's be real. What good does elected Ken Lise chief, was Quinones said many Iron oo often we are quick to criticize. Many times Presi­ A half-hour before Cheskin's it do to say someone in financial valid. Members decided it Arrow members were extreme­ Tdent Foote becomes the scapegoat, sometimes justi­ show, UM President Edward T. aid will quit if his department wasn't, but turned around and ly angry at him for his com­ fiably. Foote II had answered student isn't fully computerized by the elected Lise chief again, any­ ments. "I've never had so many But two recent decisions by Foote deserve commen­ questions for two hours. One end of the year? Such uncon­ way. dirty looks and dirty cracks dation. The most important is agreeing "in principle" to student asked if enrollment was firmed, unattributed statements Despite rejecting the results from people in my life," Qui­ the return of UM men's basketball. down by 900 students. Foote can be dangerous. of the June 13 meeting, the tribe nones said, speaking about his Athletic Director Sam Jankovich has worked relent­ said the figures had not yet been What if he starts presenting didn't even bother to vote on the appearance at Thursday's meet­ lessly for a month, devising a plan to reinstate basketball. compiled. He said enrollment to the administration the same other officers, simply approving ing. His past successes at Washington are testimony to his was down, but UM has planned stories about students (i.e. "I the slate. Serves him right for saying commitment to success. to get smaller. know 20 students, I can't tell According to one member what he thinks. As a former pol­ By approving the plan, Foote has cleared the way for Cheskin said "a source" told you who. who are going to present, the new election was itician, he should know better. Jankovich to search openly and confidently for donors. The second of Foote's decisions was to appear before the students last Thursday to answer any questions. While he has met with students informally and student leaders on many occasions, Thursday's encounter was more of a confidence builder between the students and $750,000 really just drop in bucket the president. While the president and the students didn't agree on By JOHN CROUT dents. For the most part, ing up to your end of the bar­ piddly-ass checking account. all the issues, many students told Foote they were glad he Hurricane Opinion Editor though, the students responsible gain, no matter what it is. That's why we have to buy a came. The meeting went a long way toward restoring $750,000 is really just a drop for that sum are no longer here. $4 million adds up to about check-cashing card. Though confidence between the administration and students. in the bucket. Our fountain cost Somebody comes here for a 1600 students at last year's tui­ they have the right to charge us If only other administrators would be so coopera­ about that much. while, decides to go somewhere tion. This is a lot of people. I something to offset the cosu of tive. Regardless, Foote was two-for-two last week in the You know else the following year or gets don't think I can afford to pay creating and maintaining the commendable decisions department. He said it best Satur­ what's funny? booted out for lousy grades, and their back tuition for them, but cards, I don't understand how day night on the sidelines at the football game: "It just People complain then after he or she was given right now it looks like all of us those costs could amount to $5. goes to show you," he said of the basketball announce­ about $% mil­ the trust of the administration may be doing just that, to a cer­ This year, let's start a trend. ment, "we sometimes have surprises for you." lion being spent when he or she registered and tain degree. Everyone who can't pay when The students could stand a few more of those kinds on a fountain was given a deferment, he or I suppose it is possible that he or she is supposed to can act of surprises. that was paid she decides not to hold up to his some of those who have not responsibly by Uking the initia­ for by funds not or her end of the bargain and covered their end of whatever tive to let the university know related to tui­ blows off the debt. agreement they had with the where he or she is and exactly STAFF Crout tion, but no stu­ Guess what, folks? Those university may be paying up how long it will Uke to pay up. dent makes any noise about stu­ people just made our tuition go sometime in the future. But we Those asking for deferments dents blowing off the same up. Do you know any of those must also realize that there are knowing they can't meet the The Miami Hurricane ts published semiweekly during the regular academ­ amount in bad checks. people? Everybody I know who additional costs incurred in try­ contract can just go somewhere ic year, and is written and edited by the undergraduate students ol the What's going on here? I isn't delinquent — and about ing to keep track of where these University ol Miami This publication does not necessanly represent Ihe else. That's a hard and maybe views and opinions ol the University's trustees, faculty, or administration thought students were the first 10,000 other students — want people are and in trying to get cruel statement, but the cold, • 1983 by the University ol Miami to scream out against double to have a brief conversation them to fulfill a contract. So hard truth is that I can't afford * 1983 by the University ol Miami's undergraduate siudent body standards. Or is it only when it with them. even if all $4 million was finally to pay for them. There are so suits them — because they don't The college experience is part paid back, we still may not many ways of getting money of growing up. Part of growing RONNIE RAMOS ROY S. KOBERT care about anybody but them­ break even. that I don't undersund how selves? up is learning how to accept re­ It's really too bad that the ad­ Editor in Chief Business Manager very many could fall into that Which brings up another sponsibility. Accepting responsi­ ministration thinks that, be­ category, anyway. staggering sum of money: $4-5 bility means covering bad cause of a precedent set by last What do you say, my fellow million in overdue accounts, checks (it's a felony in this state year's students, we can't even studenu? Can we get it together Managing Editors Gaorga Haj ALL of which is owed by stu- if you don't cover one) and liv­ handle the responsibility of a John Oudens this year? Naws Editor Lourdes Fernanda! Associate Naws Editor Lourdas Farrar Asistant Naws Editor Pata Per muy Opinion Editor John Crout Ring around the fcntertainment Editor Scott E. Rixford Assistant Entertainment Editors Wendy Shaffer Barbara Scharar Sports Editor Holly Bath Byar red tape bush Photography Editor Jaff Gottlieb Copy Editor Alexander Saitta By BARBARA BAY was for — are you ready for Humcant Stafl Wn.fr this? — more than $75.00. Circulation Managar Eddie Santiago After answering 30 phone Classified Managar Maggie Duthaly The other day I stumbled into, calls and directing 20 people to Production Managar Renee Rotan or rather crashed into, a situa­ their proper posts, the recep­ Harald Managar Scott Kornspan tion that was screaming for tionist in the bursar's office (a Sanior Advisor Sharon Clark publication. Perhaps readers woman with nerves of steel) Financial Advisor Raymonds Bilger will be able to avoid most of sent me to the head cashier's Staff Coordinator Arlene Watts these hassles, many of which I quarters. Being a bit of an opti­ didn't know existed. mist, I thought this was the end Salas Personnel . Stu Bargar. Sandy Van Dine, Renee Rosen. What was supposed to be a of my travels. Was I ever mis- Amy Murstan f routine chore turned into « red- Uken. tape nightmare. I was merely "Sorry, new policy. You will • • ••: -rn.m !e. . 248132 Unev-rtery ot Miami trying to cash a check (nothing have to go across campus to the Cor* GabMs Fl 33124 Vrtf* * >Mmajor) . My check, however, Please turn to Page 7/CHECKS Tuesday, Septem.be. 20. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 7 USBG is nothing more than just good political joke By RICHARD SWINNEY the "freedom fighters" thithis most important presentation be Though they were within ththe ment bebe? by the university. Humcane sun wmer imagimage ewoul would dbring bring. Thus. Thus, b, yb yin in- a acrud crude esloga slogan ninsultin insulting gth the eo ror - lawlaw, wh, who oca can nbeliev believe eth the eSenat Senate e If Ithf the eUSB USBG Gwer were eno not at afarc farce e significant concessions, those in ganization he is accused of rep­ speaker, treasurer and president devised to lull students into What is Undergraduate Stu­ What is "Undergraduate Stu­ power are freed from many resenting? (The terms of his ill- sought to please the constituen­ thinking they have some say in dent Body Government? To de­ dent Body Government"? troublesome rebels. fated bet on the UM-UF football cy when they picked an un­ university policies, the deplor­ fine it as a "condemnation for "Undergraduate" adjectivally Anyone unsure of the analogy game forced him him to wear a known to fill the office of the able behavior of high-ranking the power-hungry" would be in­ refers to those struggling souls might consider those meaning­ T-shirt reading, "You can't spell vice president rather than the officials would demand at least adequate. in pursuit of their first hallowed ful resolutions which have been scum without UM.") second most popular candidate? a reprimand. It may be comfort­ piece of paper. "Student Body" brought before the USBG, such Out of the public eye, those The nomination was made by ing to realize that this is not the Perhaps USBG would best be is self-explanatory. as the tuition increase. Student who profess to seek to serve the three elected officials to be rati­ case and that, however inept, defined as a good political joke The tricky part is associating government's power and influ­ student body exhibit their lack fied by the Senate. How much our leaders will do nothing out­ thai some people have yet to "Government" with the cryptic ence were hurled against the in­ of encumbrance by perception. more democratic can a govern­ side the parameters established understand. ramblings of a coven of would- crease proposition with all the be rulers and political science deadly force of a marshmallow majors. Lest such a stretch of against a bulldozer. the imagination warp our minds Public relation is a vital part Dean who does what where*, huh? (alas, too late for some), a defi­ of school politics. The theory nition other than "authoritative may be that popularity will off­ CHECKS/Fr om Page 6 been notified to deal in such Student Services' building. not all of them are in the Ashe matters. direction and control" had best set failure. In any case, it cer­ dean of students." There I would find my long-lost after all. After the usual rigmar­ Luckily, Dean Farmer re­ be reached. tainly replaces qualifications (as "Hmmm," I thought, "this dean. Somehow, I knew my ole, his assistant approved my turned from her break. She To define a word, one should those who have endured elec­ brings back memories of my prayers were going to be an­ check. knew nothing of this farce and know its origin, grammatical tions will testify). drop-add days. If you can't beat swered. Luckily, it wasn't over their was sympathetic. Her advice behavior and common usage. To Never is this so apparent as them, just put on your head­ On the second floor of this limit. Otherwise, who would I was for me to see Dr. Askew. define an organization, an ob­ when droves of party-affiliated phones, tune them out and head renovated apartment was my have to have gone to, the presi­ server would do well to survey moonies (complete with pam­ toward your destination." Dr. Askew could not directly hero, Dean Sheeder. He was just dent? (President of what, in its purpose as well as its mem­ phlets concerning their "plat­ On my way I stopped at the help my problem. He did, how­ the dean I wanted to see. I guess which building?) bers' public and private actions. form to heaven") swarm cam­ Bass ticket outlet to inquire ever, tell me that the policy was Since the Undergraduate Stu­ pus, browbeating students into about up and coming concerts. changed because of a large sum dent Body Government clearly voting. As suddenly as they ap­ Chatting with the girls there, I in the university books — a sum Letters Welcome does not govern the student peared, they vanish — most learned that the dean of stu­ associated with bounced checks. body, what is its justification for after having remained gravely dents would probably be in the At least there was a method be­ existence? Establishment of ter­ concerned about truth, justice Ashe building along with the hind all this madness. The Miami Hurricane invites Its readers to write letters to the edi­ ritorial or colonial governments and their candidate for a stag­ others. So I ventured in search I was then pointed in my tor on subjects of interest to its readers. All letters must be legible gering 48 hours. Whichever (typewritten preferred) and signed. No anonymous letters will be con­ is common in international poli­ of my dean. original direction. I was to pass sidered. Student numbers and telephone numbers must also be given in tics. Why should it differ in less party obtained the greater coer­ Somewhere on the second the Bass oulet, cut through the order to verify the authenticity of the writer. influential power structures? cion ballot then trumpets its vic­ floor I found the dean's office. ping-pong room, go over the Letters covering campus issues will be given priority. Submit let­ Reasons behind spawning ille­ tory while the other attempts to Little did I know we have many bridge, tiptoe through the duck ters to the Hurricane office. Room 221 of the Student Union. This is gitimate social systems, regard­ blame the loss on everything deans. The receptionist in the drippings, and eventually hit the YOUR newspaper, your voice. Make it work for you! less of magnitude, are similar. from insufficient funds to aver­ Office of the Dean of Arts and On the international political age bust measurement of the op­ Sciences apparently didn't scene, Polish malcontents have ponent's evangelists. know they were not involved, been pacified, to some extent, The only enduring testimo­ because she sent me to Dean j "Hey everybody — Tonight by the resolutions attributed to nies of all this furor are the Farmer, who "was to approve Solidarity (a political faction elect. From their ivory senate, my check." She was out to masquerading as a labor union). they occasionally grace the lunch. jwe get two pitchers for By permitting the people to be­ bourgeoisie with press releases. Rather dazed and confused by lieve they are achieving some­ Fortunately (for our amuse­ then, I wandered across the hall thing, the Soviets can go about ment), they seem to be safe to Dean Pfau's office, hoping ithe price of one....at MY PIE!"*! their business unhindered by the from the ravages of discretion that since he is a dean, he would image of absolute dictatorship in such matters. Where else but approve my check. My request and the disturbance provided by the USBG would the president's was refused because he had not "AND BEST OF ALL, 0T% MY PIE MAKES THE Cheskin loses, eats dirt PIZZA I LIKE MOST.... By JOHN CROUT oranges or a case of gator meat, they settled on Hurricane Opinion Editor the T-shirt idea: The student body president of REAL DEEP DISH MADE the losing university would have to wear a T- WITH THE FRESHEST Mark Cheskin is a brave man. He must be in shirt designed by the student president of the vic­ order to have thought he could wear a T-shirt torious university. 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j Here's looking at * Hv ' ^1__i___H you: The Fantas- ticks come to South Florida/ Page 9 T_\e E ntort-Linpieiit £ lecpion of The Miami flu rrioare Page 8 Tuesday, September 20, 1983 V ¥V Homecoming Week schedule finalized events are broken down into four represent the University of Miami By BARBARA SCHERER categories: blood drive, spirit, pa­ at the Miss FTorida Scholarship Pag­ Hurricane.' _s.si.iunl Imerlamment Editor rade, and pageant. For each event eant in Orlando. points will be given out en route to For those contestants sponsored the maximum of 1000 points which by an organization, the organiza­ "UM A Rising Star" Is this can be earned toward the overall tion will receive 15 points for each •.ear's Homecoming theme. Plans trophy. contestant that enters (only four are already being made for all the The festivities start with the Miss who enter will receive points) and events, climaxed by the Homecom­ IM Pageant at Gusman Hall on Fri­ 10 points for each that make it into ing game' against West Virginia on day. October 21 at 8 p.m. Any full- the finals Thus, the maximum Saturday. Oct. 29 at 4 p.m. time female student with a 2.0 av­ number of points that can be earned Homecoming Week 83 will be erage or higher may enter She can for the pageant i.s 100. sponsored by (Dors Beer and Uni­ be' sponsored by a fraternity or any The blood drive will be held in versal Hrands. Their sponsorship other on-campus organization or the Flamingo Ballroom — located in will enable the Homecoming Com- can enter as an independent. The the Student Union — Monday. Oct. mittee to present the boatburning preliminaries will be held in Brock­ 24 through Wednesday, Oct 26 and fireworks displa) Also, their way Lecture Hall on Sunday, Sept from 9 am. till 5 p.m Each of the donation will he nse'd to bring high 25 from 9 a.m to 5 p.m. organizations will be classified into school bands to the parade, pay for Each contestant will be judged in three divisions: fraternities, sorori­ the publicity involved in Homecom­ lour categories', talent. 40 percent; ties, and resident complexes and in- ing and the rrpair of the floats. interview, 20 percent; swimsuit, 20 de pendent organizations. Points Fraternities, sororities, resident percent; and evening gown, 20 per- will be calculated on the percentage complexes and other organizations e-ent The winner of the pageant of members from each organization will he competing in a variety of must be present at and reign over that participate events throughout the week. The all Homecoming festivities and will Fach (.reck organization is ex- pected to have 100 percent attend- The Hurricane Band of the Hour will march down I'onci Leon Blvd. for the ance With 75 percent a minimum to Homecoming Parade receive any points. Independents the favorite' events because students are available' on a first come, first total eef I 75 [Hunts can be earned for and resident complexes are expect­ can see our fellow students making serve' basis There will be two divi­ this event. ed to have 50 percent attendance gluttons of themselves. sions for the parade. Fraternities rhe Homecoming dance will be with 30 percent a minimum re­ On rue-day, there will be a dem­ may only participate in floats while held on Friday. Oct. 28 from 9 p.m. quirement to receive any points. A onstration by the Tae Kween Do the sororitv division may only par­ until 2 a m at the Hyatt Regency, maximum of 100 points can be Club on the patio. On Wednesday ticipate in car decoration Independ­ which adjoins the James I.. Knight earned for this event. there will be the famous Mr. UM ent organizations may participate in Center in downtown Miami. The Any member of an organization ( ontest, sponsored by the Under­ one or the other but not both All entertainment for the evening will who is unable to donate blood due graduate Student Body Govern­ floats must follow the theme, "UM feature rhe Company and tickets to health reasons may recruit a ment This gives all the men on . . A Rising Star" The maximum will cost $7.50 per person or $15 non-member For anyone who campus ,i ihance to really strut number of points given is 300 for per ' ouple. Formal attire is request­ wants to donate a pint of their their stuff and to prove that chau­ Ihe float competition and 150 for ed There will be platters of meat;,. blood but does not belong to an or­ vinism doesn't prevail em our cam­ car decoration. cheeses and fruits available along ganization. Ihey can donate it inde­ pus The pep rally, fireworks and with eine free' drink per ticket pendently or can give the point to I M Dansemble will perform on boatburning will be held een Thurs­ The award for the overall win­ one of the organizations of their Thursday and the Jazz Band will day night at H p m The pep rally ners will be presented at the dance choice. perform on Friday lei end the will be held on the Student Union Alao, the awards for the best float There will also be a schedule of week's Midday events Also, vari­ Patio with the football players in and most spirited organization will Midday events on the Student ous prizes will be given throughout attendance. All organizations are he given out at the dance. Union Patio, noon to 1 p.m , during the- week asked to wear orange, green and The main event of the week, the all of Homecoming Week '8.'i. The parade will be held on Tues­ white and to bring their logo with Homecoming game, will take place Monday will feature the Blimpie day night. Oct. 25, at 7 p.m.down them. Then, moving on to Lake Os­ on Saturday at 4 p.m. in the Orange eating contest and the (;odfathe>r Ponce De Leon islvd There an- 15 ceola, the boatburning and fire­ Bowl The game Is free with a valid pizza eating contest, .his is one of floatbeds available for $4(1 each and works display will take place A student ID Mania reigns al Bowl By JAN HIPPMAN The game gets going and the excitement is all there Hurricane Skiff Writer in front of the- fans By halftime, the band comes onto the field enter­ A University of Miami home football game in the taining the crowd and before you know it the second Orange Bowl can be a great form of entertainment. half of the game has started. . r watch the game or party with friends. Most people will agree that being a fan in the stands is the fun part of attending any sports event. Not only is the game a good value, but it can be a Even when your favorite team is behind, you get the lot of fun for Hurricane fans opportunity to meet all kinds of people and just hang Take, for example. Saturday's game against Pur­ out. due Buse's left from all over I'M campus to the game. Once the game is over, the buses and the cars are free to students with a valid ID Admission to home loaded, not to mention the fans as we'll game's is also free with II) That's when the real fun begins. ,eposed to going to the game by bus. travel by I everyone heads for some party, the most popular of an also be fun as It leads tee the opportunity of hav­ which is the Rathskeller's infamous Fifth Quarter ing a tailgate party. Partv. where' Happy Hour prices are in effect. This event goes on after every Hurricane home game Riding on a bus to the Orange Bowl is an event in itself Singing songs and cheering on the way leads up And when you are all partied out, it's time to get to the excitement of ni'xi event; which is of course, the psyched for the next UM game. game should not be looked at from a Befeere the game begins, the Band of the Hour .icw. but rather for the goo^ * Miami Hurnce-nr/rjINA MOLINARO warms up — as do the fans The players on the field and the good friends that go along with a game. are doing exercises, and finally the national anthem :, Whether or not your favorite team wins is only a small part of attending a foot played. It's fun. and at I :M, it's free. ball game. Having a good time is really the name of the game No apathy here: Marathon Happy Hour a success

By BARBARA SCHERER llumcunr Assistant Entertainment Editor

With all the apathy talk that is so prevalent on this campus, it was a e than refreshing event to be at the Rathskeller last Friday evening. »^^» mm Rathskeller manager Lew Yagodnik, in conjunction Pft^ ijwith Coors Beer and the Howling Hurricanes Super Fan Organization, hosted one of the best Happy Hours that the Rathskeller has seen in the two years that I have re­ sided at this wonderful institution. Even though it was the first Marathon Happy Hour [the Rathskeller has hosted, the students there were (everyihing but apathetic. Beginning to arrive at 4:30 pm, students were sur­ prised to find that the Happy Hour prices and partying jjjwere extended from 7 p.m. until midnight. Scherer Being that there was no need for the "quick-guzzle" syndrome, people began to actually associate as opposed lee the usual evening at the Rathskeller where the average patron stands against a pole and talks to himself. The administration turned out too. which was rather unusual. Mara­ thon Happy lleieir patrons rould hear (just barely) President Foote confirm that basketball will return to the UM campus. Dean William Sheeder, Dr. William Buller and were also visable at the Rathskeller Some of the Hurricane football players showed up at the Rathskeller and graced us with their presence. Upon entenieg the Rathskeller, patrons were given Harry and Har- netta Cane, the cute little creatures that usually sell for $ 50, Howling Hurricane Super Fan buttons and paper fans, in case the weather was hot­ ter than desire I hreeughout the evening, mirrors, hats and T-shirts were given away. At 11 p m„ $101) saving-, accounts from Sun Banks of Miami were raffled off tej the lucky people who happened to posess the button with the win­ ning number Around 6:30 p.m., a pep rally was staged in the middle of the dance floor with the I M I hei'rleaders. With the abundance of people there, not I.I mention the long lines to get a drink, the UM cheerleaders had a slight problem finding , i rform The Miami Band of the Hour and the flagettes were also in attendance at some point in the evening Yamma vamma Jim Fleming and UM's mascot Se bastian. along with the cheerleaders, led the crowd into the pep rally. Also, on the Rathskel­ Miami Hurricane VODOl F( ler's big screen, ther- was.i film of the 1982 Hurricane highlights. '""Miam* i Hum,"' ' " ueet/^eveyev_rsane/ROUOLfO . S_-lCASTANEDA_ I mn__lft fans as well as Happy Hour The' evening was au. .rtised as the ultimate party/promo nighl'pep Even Yamma-Yamma sJim Fleming and tht. UM mas­ i urrica nt .11 reilled into one and by the looks of things it surely lived up to its turned out at thc Rathskeller Friday in an eili cot Sebastian performed at the Rathskeller during led pep-rally and Marathon Happy Hour Marathon Happy Hour on Friday Teeesday, September 13 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANF Page 9 Dade show: Fantastick! What is The Fantasticlm show all about' By PETER PREMINGER As stated by one of the characters, it is about a boy Hurricane Stall Wnlpt- and a girl . the boy's father and the girls fa­ ther . and, of course, a villain. One of the School of Music's activities is to partici­ The boy. Matt, is your typical know-it-all "tough- pate in the production of The Fanlasticks, the longest guy " The girl. Luisa, is your typical provincial sophis­ running musical in the United States ticate The School of Music's involvement with this 23- El Gallo is the fairy tale's despicable villain He is in IF YOU WANT IMPORTS year-old musical has taken place over the last three charge of, as he puts it, "stealing fantasies." years through David Becker, conductor of the Universi­ Thc Iwn fathers are in charge of creating those fan­ ty of Miami Symphony Orchestra, and Ken Pohlmann, tasies to have "children act on puppet stages/done director of Gusman Hall's recording services. with their parents' wages " YOU WANT The J-antasticfes go along with another University These fathers decide to get together and contrive a of Miami figure: Willie Anthony Waters. Romeo and Juliet-type situation by creating a feud SPEC'S Waters, a 1973 graduate of the university's Music whereby their children can cross those barriers that Education program, is the show's music director. separate; that which those miserable fathers have set WITH THE LARGEST SELECTION OF And what about this musical called The Fantas up. ticksi? The theme tries to show how we think that.lov Well, it has heen running continuously for the last isn't glamorous if there are no barriers, and that it is IMPORTS AT THE LOWEST PRICES. 23 years at the same place it premiered: the Sullivan even less romantic if we can't imagine people as we Street Playhouse in New York's Greenwich Village. It want them to be. v has attracted a record 1600 actors interested in being And what could be more delightful than contradict ;i&_S**o part of this musical. ing our parents, making them wish, as one of the songs Now, it can be enjoyed by high school students says, to Never Say No? #_r ' <&•_& throughout Dade, in approximately 60 performances Thc Tun tus ticks, is a purposefully corny rendition during a period ranging from eight to nine weeks as on corniness. "It's so corny." says one of the audience's part of the Greater Miami Opera Association's in- members, "that they will learn " school educational program They are mostly Dade County high school students With music interpreted by UM School of Music stu­ Nevertheless, they could be all of us. dents and recorded in the recording facilities at Gus­ Should you wish to see The Fantasticks you can get man Hall, this musical is an excellent example of how more information hy calling Walter Palevoda, public technical and performing arts can blend relations manager, at 854-1643. 9^ KjI: jem

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By RONNIE RAMOS Kosar was a little camera-shy. He The 19-year-old Ohioan who ger and quarterback coach Marc Hurricane Editor in Chief was talkative — which he's always loves The Who has taken control of Trestman like what they see. been — but he wasn't comfortable. an offense which has scored 64 Schnellenberger: "He's coming Defensive end Julio Cortes, on his Now he looks like he's been at it points in the last two games along very well. I'm very pleased way out of the locker room after for years. He has poise. Now, no one is asking the UM with his progress " UM's 35-0 trouncing of Purdue, "I'm having a blast. I'm really quarterback. "Who are You""' Trestman: "He's moving on an passes quarterback Bernie Kosar. having a blast," he repeats with a "This is something I've been upward plateau He still has to get "Ready to go?" he jokes. smile as another reporter walks up waiting for for a year and a half." better, but he's coming along fine." Kosar looks over the 20 reporters The reporter turns on his recorder says Kosar, who was redshirted last Kosar is enjoying the success, and cameramen surrounding him and holds the mike up to Kosar. year. leaning against the edge of his and laughs. "Sure, in about five Karl Schmitt, assistant sports infor­ "Last year I used to sit over locker, one hand in his pocket. minutes," he says as a reporter asks mation director, interrupts. A radio there," he says, pointing three lock­ Kosar looks at home One of the him to analyze his second touch­ station wants a live interview. ers down on the right, "and watch equipment managers gives him his down pass As Kosar walks over to the radio everyone gather around Jim and wallet and chain as a reporter asks Half an hour later, Cortes, who is reporter, a half-dozen reporters fol­ Mark [Richt]." another question. He puts on his giving Kosar a ride, will come back low along. The questions never After three games and 602 yards chain as he describes a "square-in to look for Kosar. He'll still be talk­ stop. passing, Kosar loves the attention. pass" that went for a touchdown ing to reporters. "Hey, how you doing?" he asks a "I'd rather have it this way." Poise. Along with maturing on the field, reporter. "Nice to see you again." But he is not conceited. At 6-5 "I feel I've improved each week," Kosar is maturing off the field. He Poise. and off to a fast start, his head may he says "I'm really confident and it handles the attention like a veteran. "Jim Kelly couldn't have had a be in the clouds, but his feet are carries over onto the field." A month ago, freshman Kosar better game today," says Testav­ firmly on the ground. The locker room is nearly desert­ was picked as the starting quarter­ erde. Kelly, last year's starter until His reaction to the two intercep­ ed. Kosar, still answering questions, back over sophomores Kyle Van­ he was injured, rewrote most of tions is testimony. "I forced the hasn't had a chance to put on his derwende and Vinnie Testaverde, UM's passing records during his ca­ ball, and those were very bad plays. shirt. Cortes comes back and finally ending 10 months of uncertainty reer. No excuses. I have to grow out of manages to drag him away. about who would replace Jim Kelly. But Kelly is history at UM. Kid that." Kosar is the last player to leave In the interview which followed, Kosar is in the television spotlight. But Coach Howard Schnellenber­ the locker room. Poise. Purdue's offense falters once more By STEVE CONN men. country," said Purdue Head Coach tions. Hurricane Stafl Writer Following disaster No. 2 (35-0), Leon Burtnett. "Right now, I'm not happy with Last Tuesday, at the weekly UM the jokes turned into an embarrass­ The Purdue linebacking core either Scott or Jim," said Burtnett. football press conference, Purdue's ing reality for the starting quarter- forced the opposing runners to the looking tired and sounding hoarse. sports information director, Jim backless Boilermakers. sidelines, but the cornerbacks Burtnett said that he would try Vruggink, fielded questions about The defense continually allowed couldn't stop Albert Bentley, everyone in order to find a starting Miomi HurricanellEl f GOTTLIEB his team's first disaster, a 52-6 loss UM receivers to find an opening; Speedy Neal or Darrell Oliver from quarterback. "I'm going to find Kosar: Tm having a blast' to Notre Dame. then the defense was unable to re­ turning the corner and gaining someone who can lead them and Vruggink was asked to describe cover in time. Miami quarterbacks yardage. put the ball in the end zone." the Purdue defense. His answer was Bernie Kosar and Kyle Vander­ Jim Everett started the game at The only Boilermaker who could "porous." wende were on target all night quarterback, breaking Scott Camp­ engineer any notice was native Mi­ The Purdue SID also jokingly told long. bell's consecutive-game starting amian wide receiver Steve Griffin. the press how the Boilermaker line "Miami has an excellent throw­ streak at 23. Everett's efforts were Five receptions for 64 yards was Rain interrupts "just got out of the way of" the big­ ing team and pass protection . . . not as bad as the overall team's — the best Purdue effort for the eve­ ger and stronger Fighting Irish line­ They can play with anybody in the 16 for 32, 186 yards, two intercep­ ning. intramural play Volleyball Club opens season with win

By GEORGE GEIGER hiat us on two long passes, be­ By HOLLY BETH BYER brought the Hurricanes a win in the Pearson scored six straight points. Grace provided most of the high­ Hurricane Stall Writer sides that it was totally even." Hurricane Sports _ dilor second, 15-9. In the deciding match UM never lost that lead on the way lights for Ternat. said Zamora West Miami took the attack and to a 15-12 win. Power hitting by "All of our teams were very tight It rained last Thursday night, Ironically enough, the Bandits The University of Miami opened rolled up a 13-7 advantage, but Hakan Karahan keyed Miami's at­ because they have been looking for­ that is for just about everyone, will get anothe-r shot ut the Nurs its 1983 Coed season on a mostly UM's Kathy Lloyd used aggressive tack. ward to these matches for quite a for the Campus Sports and Rec­ on September 22 successful note with four of the five serving tactics to tie the game. Amstelveen took the opposite while," UM Coach Pedro Delgado reation's football team, the Ban- If the coin toss was any indi­ Hurricane squads taking victories in Miami took the 16-14 win and the method of attack by opening with said. "We have only had one week dits, it rained nothing but opti­ cation of things to come, victory the City of Miami Coed League. match. an easy 15-3 win over South Miami of practice because tryouts lasted so mism. was in the bag for the Bandits Only Fougeres Espirit had a clean Revenge was on the mind of and then taking the next game 15-3, long and I expect to see rapid im­ sweep. Using the smart play of UM's Espoirs de France as they also. But a loss in momentum al­ provement as the season moves Drnnie Shupryt, the Hurricanes took on the Bandits. That squad lowed South Miami to take the last along." easily handled Tamiami 15-3 in the provided the only regular season game 15-13 although UM still took Amstelveen takes on Sable Chase Intramural football first game, and then held on for vic­ defeat for UM's Green team last the match victory using the hitting at 7:15 on Thursday, while the tories in the second and third, year. They were ready to repeat of Chris Zajda. other four Miami squads will play "We played superb. I couldn't The Bandits had the first 4 of 60 17-15. that feat and began with an opening The only UM squad to go down at 9:15. In an interclub matchup, plays to prove worthy enough of V.C. Lennik was able to recover 15-13 win. Again UM rallied win­ in defeat was Ternat, which faced Ternat will go for its first win believe it," Angel Zamora, the ning the second game 15-9. In the last season's runner-up squad Sable team captain said. victory. from a rough start to open its sea­ against undefeated Fougeres Espir­ The penalty flags flew as the son with a win. With only five third the Bandits took advantage of Chase. The Hurricanes were not it. V. C. Lennik will swap oppo­ For 27 plays they did just defensive lapses by Miami to roll up able to overcome Sable Chase's nents with Espoirs de France as that Bandits were guilty of holding players on iiand to start the match, on their very first play from UM dropped the first game 15-8 but a 7-2 advantage. Once again UM's height advantage in dropping a Lennik meets the Bandits and Es­ The Bandits are just one of 44 serving saved the day as George 15-8, 15-5, 15-4 decision. Sterling poirs takes on West Miami. teams trying to become this scrimmage Two dropped passes the steady play of Liz Montegudo years intramural football cham­ and a bad hike followed as their pions first possesion proved a disaster The team is composed of 9 A poor punt gave the Corners, a players, primarily freshman and med-school team, excellent field post ion Hall of Fame selects four inductees all but two working for Campus Sports and Recreation (CSR). The defense came through, By HOLLY BETH BYER He had a UM career total of 1,107 ange Bowl Game on New Year's sons his team has won 820 games "These are the same guys though, as the Bandits second­ Hurricane Sports Editor yards and he still stands in the top Day. and lost only 281. His teams have who chalk the fields and set up ary promptly intercepted its 20 of the Miami record books. Abe Friedman played basketball appeared in 6 college world series the cones," said Bob Wyner Di­ first of five in just one half of Three former UM athletes and Pete Mastelone was a linebacker for UM back in 1946. Friedman and brought home the title in 1982. rector of Men's Intramurals the game "Our defense played Head Baseball Coach Ron Fraser and part-time center in the late 40's played in 88 straight games for the Aside from his duties as Head Most of the team works in the absolutely superb," Zamora have been selected as this year's in­ and early 50's. As a freshman he Hurricanes between '46 and '50. He Coach, Fraser has served as Chair­ gym checking IDs or in the ten­ said ductees into the UM Sports Hall of played fullback, but switched to de­ had a career 818 points and led man of South Florida's Leukemia nis house doing the same. "They With just 27 plays completed Fame fense shortly before his sophomore Miami to 64 wins against 31 de­ Drive and is a member of the Exec­ are a bunch of enthusiastic em­ the game was called because of The inductees will be honored at season in 1948. feats, as well as two post-season utive Board of United Way. ployees who support this pro­ rain and lightning It was a a banquet to be held on October 7, As a junior Mastelone was a berths, during his four-year career. "We are certainly pleased to wel­ gram.'' Wyner added soggy 0-0 tie for the Bandits and at the Miami Springs Villas. starter and standout at linebacker, Friedman lead the team in scor­ come these fine people into the Hall With the game less than an Comers. The game will not This 16th annual induction cere­ he was an integral part of a defense ing in the '47-'48 season. of Fame," said UM Athletic Direc­ hour away the team held prac­ count and will have to replayed mony will add to the honor roll that helped the Hurricanes notch a Last but not least on the list of tor Sam Jankovich. tice for only the second time in full on October 1st. Pete Banaszak a fullback yho came 6-3 record that season, including a players to be inducted into the hall "I am a firm believer in the im­ Their first practice went for All of Thursday's irtaamural to UM in '62 as a freshm_n. In his 28-13 victory over the Gators. of fame is present Head Bat-ball portance of the Hall of Fame In our nought as the Bandits lost to the football games were rained out, sophomore year he led the Hurri- As a senior Mastelone helped UM Coach Ron Fraser athletic program and it's role in de­ Nors in the Ronrico Rum Touch and they will be made up on t .mrs in rushing with 461 yards and to a 9-1-1 record and what was to Fraser has been Head Baseball veloping the great tradition of Uni­ Football Tournament. "They Tuesday, Oct.l. 201 aerial yards on 18 receptions. be UM's last appearance at the Or­ Coach at UM since 1963. In 21 sea­ versity of Miami athletics." The UM-Notre Dame Game Tuesday. Seps.mber 20. 1983 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Pago 1 I Game Time = Keg Beer Time UM plans to showcase Miami on TV

This Saturday at 9:00 p.m. the ger city is, but it will help our team in by Dade County to insure one of the Hurricanes (2-1) will face the Fight­ "Rarely do we have this much one of the nation's top games. The greatest halftime shows in the regu­ ing Irish of Notre Dame in the Or­ lead time before a nationally tele­ eyes of the foothall world will be lar season college football history ange Bowl in CBS' national college vised game. It's usually just a few focused on Miami that evening," Bands, illusions, fireworks, and football premiere. days notice. Schnellenberger said. much more are planned to help to "Once CBS announced that it "First of all the greatest state­ "We want to show them the en­ the story of "Miami's Magic" and to would televise the game at prime ment that can be made by the game thusiasm of Miami, win the football help promote the image of the com­ time on a Saturday night nationally, is for the TV cameras to open up game and help promote South Flori­ munity. FREE DELIVERY our community was suddenly pro­ with a jammed, packed Orange da nationwide." CBS will televise a major part of vided an unprecedented opportunity Bowl." said Schnellenberger Funding in the amount of $50,000 the halftime to more than 50 million to spotlight the good things about "The crowd will not only show was promised by the city of Miami, viewers expected to tune into the TO U OF MIAMI South Klorida," said Schnellenber­ America what an exciting place our the City of Coral Gables, and in part Hurricane contest. OPEN 7 DAYS 'til 1 a.m, SCHEDULE OF ACTIVITIES Noon-2 p.m.: Concert in Merrick Park, Coral Gables. Music from various countries. Full set ups, ice, soda, wine Thursday, September 22 1-6 p.m.: Calder Race Track Salute to college football. "ALWAYS A GOOD HEAD" 5-6:30 p.m.:Pep Rally for UM students at Rathskeller. 759-4844 12:30-1 p.m.: Miracle Mile Ribbon Cutting; Intersection of Miracle Mile and Ponce de Leon Boulevard. 5 p.m.-dark:The Alumni Challenge (qualifiers). Crandon Park, Key Biscayne. BETRAYAL... ACCLAIMED 5:30-7:30 p.m.: Beat Notre Dame Party. Amerifirst Coral Way Of­ fice Sponsors. 7-9 p.m.:Pep Rally and Block Party for UM Hurricanes(in block of BY CRITICS EVERYWHERE! Merrick Park. Biltmore Way and City Hall). 5 p.m.-dark: The Alumni Challenge (qualifiers). Alumni teams from t * BEN KINGSLEY TOPS HIS BRILLIANT WORK IN GANDHI' UM, Notre Dame, Florida State University and University of Flori­ 7:30 p.m.: UM Fall Baseball Game: UM vs. Hillsborough C.C. WITH THE MOST RIVETING PORTRAYAL OF THE SEASON." da, Vanderbilt — Crandon Park, Key Biscayne. t hnutmm V. *rs*u t HowmV* 7 p.m.:Notre Dame Pep Rally. (Miami) F.den Roc Hotel. 7:30 p.m.: Monty Trainer's Pre-Game Celebration, 2560 South Bay- shore Drive, Coconut Grove. 7 p.m.:Notre Dame Pep Rally (Ft. Lauderdale) Sheraton Yankee Trader Hotel.

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