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Volume 29, Number 22 Thursday Mar. 2,1989 WilfridLaurier University

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NEWS

Elevator scheduled for SUB building.../3

AIDS student banned at York University../6

Nicaragua desperate for help.../7

SCENE

Shuffle Demons play Phil's.../13

An interview with Lisa Dalbello.../15

SPORTS

Hawkey Hawks maul Western Mustangs.../19

Rockwood Coach Coulthard announces retirement.../20

Bill FEATURE

Photos: Authoritarianism Asserts Itself.../24 Cord The Cord Weekly

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Strathdee wins in a landslide

by Frances McAneney Grant Gingerich, Cory Lipovchek, Karen Gorden, Anastasia Hryciw, Joan Pickel, Dan Nielsen, Nick

A 1 Strathdee swept to a landslide victory when Jimenez and Gordon Bilecki. the Laurier students went to polls on February 17. Returning as directors are Scott Williams, who

Strathdee, who is a member of the current Stu- received the highest number of votes cast, Chris dents' Union Board of Directors, received 477 of Gain, Wendy Watson, Maureen McGuire, Mary the 900 votes cast. Presidential candidates Keith Robinson, Aidan Tracey and Damon John. The Doan and Terry Lennox garnered 262 and 161 four defeated candidates were Robert votes respectively. Broad, Joe Lapcevich, Mark Hegins and Jim

"I'm so thankful that people put their faith in Alemany.

said Strathdee of his "and I'll the board Strathdee said "I me" victory, try my Commenting on new

to let them down." haven't made definite first best not any plans (but the) thing

Doan expressed congratulations to Strathdee for is to build up a good relationship with the board so his electoral success. "I'm pleased for Al, I hope he we can start working on things."

I does a really good job... hope everything he and Strathdee will spend the next few months work-

other candidates into with Students' Union Karen the brought up gets brought ing current president reality." Both defeated candidate Terry Lennox and Bird in order to familiarize himself with his new current Students' Union President Karen Bird duties. "I'm looking forward to working with him echoed Doan's sentiments. these next few months... while he makes the transi-

tion The new "director at large" electoral system to power," said Bird. election resulted in the of eight new members to the The official transfer of power will take place on

1989/90 Board of Directors. The new directors are May 1,1989. Exclusionary city Elevator, health plan ahead in vote bylaw struck down get go

Frances McAneney By Cathy Majtenyi By gether unless they were married Canadian University Press or family. Easier access to the Students' Union Building for physically dis- TORONTO (CUP) - Housing Guy Giorno, executive as- abled students and more freedom for student government in selecting will be more affordable for stu- to sistant provincial Conservative own said. lifestyles," he "People a health plan were approved by the student body in the general elec- dents that now municipalities education critic Cam Jackson, to living next door these people tion held on February 17,1989. across Ontario can't restrict the said the exclusionary are fire and by-laws concerned about Construction of an elevator for the Students' Union Building will number of unrelated who people refused to acknowledge social noise." occur in the summer months with a proposed completion date of Sep- live student together, says a lobby bonds which exist between But provisions in the legisla- tember 1989. The elevator is to be located in the southeast stairwell group. people. tion already exist that would pre- of the SUB. According to Students' Union President Karen Bird, its "The of of necessity groups "Blood is relationship not the vent these from is "full things happening, purpose to provide handicapped accessibility as well as to im- students to share accommodation only thing that brings to- said critic who people Jackson, lobbyed prove delivery of goods." in order to strengthen their hous- gether." He also said the new for almost two before his years Students will contribute a total of $299,000 to the project begin- dollars will now be viewed as ing would legislation replace terms amendment in 1990 was passed. ning September by apportioning $7.50 per student for 16 wise financial rather management like with "single family dwelling" terms. Additional funds will be both the Students' Union He said by-laws dealing with provided by than activity," said a illegal units." "single housekeeping and the University with contributions of $40,000 and $20,000 restrictions on parking respec- memo released by the Ontario spaces, law The has to the initial for the "Municipal says noise, number of toilets in the tively. University agreed provide funding Federation of Students last week. have the elevator with the Students' Union with municipalities right (to rental unit, health standards, and repayment by commencing "Any move to alleviate the the first collection legislate) land use but not the fire standards would influence the of funds from the students. housing crisis in Ontario is well said. A to 11 will student increase people using it,"he behavior of the tenants and change bylaw permit government to received by students who current- may councillors City are wary of force the students' health plan fees, if required, by 20% or by them the group to reduce their raising ly face an inadequate campus the changes. to cover the cost of a new health proposed Alderper- size to meet restrictions. plan. housing supply and excessively by-law son Jim Fera for the of York "The first choice is with this City "You don't discriminate to stay (present) plan" said Bird, "the high rents in off-campus hous- on north of Toronto said he had service with this is just the basis of whether plan better than (last years) plan." President elect ing," it stated. or not people "difficulties" with the to said he would have to look into the health issue be- changes are related," he said. A 1 Strathdee plan

Until the Municipal Planning the fore an decisions as to not legislation. making whether or he would support a Act was ammended February 21, "You're creating a type of Peter Klungel, OFS's execu- change of health plans.

about a dozen cities house. have to tive director, said he is including rooming You although The basic complaint regarding the current health plan is that most

Mississauga, Hamilton, London, watch what area it (houses with pleased with the changes in the cannot to cost students afford pay the of the prescription up front and unrelated is in," he said. the wait for refund in the Guelph, Kingston, Sudbury, tenants) legislation, government a mail that may take weeks toreceive. To com- Marie Thorn, solicitor for should be about Waterloo, and Sault Ste. Bruce city thinking building bat this problem, Bird said that the Students' Union was looking into

would not allow more than five Mississauga, just south-west of more on-campus housing. a loaning system wherein needy students could be provided with

unrelated to share the said traffic "We need more for loans their people Toronto, congestion, housing to pay prescriptions. Presently this is being looked into as of fire same apartment. noise, and possibility are students," he said. "We have a possibility. residents asked that 40 of The most extreme restriction three major concerns per cent students be housed was found in Markham, an area have when groups of unrelated on university That would be north of where it people live together. a ml a just Toronto, campuses. way ,% i 1 lit JM I § to- "Unrelated have their of easing the burden on the was illegal for anyone to live people up lfsM! 11 SI! I Big Brothers bans gay man

administrator Rose Stockwell cited WINNIPEG (CUP) - Daryl Kippen was a Big Fundraising the of the child him. protection and negative media Brother until the group dumped Here are the numbers as reasons for excluding men. The organization, which matches volunteers coverage gay discovered that with a fatherless 'little brother,' But Bernhaerdt said there is an "equal" The Presidency: Mark 228 Kippen was gay. abuse children in heterosexual and Hegins tendency to gay for the said "We do what is best boy," Big Anastasia 297 X men. "They can both be (sexual abusers); there is Hryciw KeithDoanv '.u 262 ... director Dan . . . „ Brothers of Winnipeg executive T no little red light that goes on (to warn us who they NickJuninez 270 X Lennox 161 BernaerdL He said that there is discrimination, but Terry may be)." model is A 1 Strathdee 477 X that it ensures that a mature, suitable role Damon John 264 X

re-applied for a Brother he found. Kippen Big position: JoeLapcevich 253

was turned down. He has now been told that he's Bernaerdt said applications from gay men are Maureen McGuire 369 X The Directors: first in line if asks for a accepted, but that "the mother has the right of someone specifically gay Dan Nielsen 271 X Brother. refusal match." Big on any JimAlemany 213 X Chris Wall, of the national office of Big JoanPickel 276 1978 until 1982, Kippen was a big brother from Gordon Bilecki 263 X Brothers in Burlington, said that "no known Robinson 363 X of his and said both child and mother were aware Robert Broad 257 homosexuals, men or women, can apply as a Big sexual filed a Aidan Tra 272 X orientation. Kippen has complaint Chris Gain X cey Brother or a Big Sister." He feels that a change 464 with the Manitoba Human Commission. The Rights would result in "a Wend Watson 414 * from the current policy loss of Grant Gingerich 406 X y provincial human rights code outlaws discrimina- support." to Wall, it is not a fear Scott Williams 479 X public According Karen Gordon 335 X tion on the basis of sexual orientation. of sexual abuse which is at the root of the policy, Corporate lawyer Daryl Rosin, a board member but rather a fear of a drop in donations from the The Issues: of the Winnipeg Big Brothers, told the group's an- public. nual conference last that the summer organization 'Yes' to the SUB elevator project. have such that we has the to discriminate to protect "We a large constituency, right against gays 'Yes' to a more comprehensive health plan. adhere said Wall. boys from sexual abuse. have to to public morays," The Cord Weekly

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5 Thursday, March 2,1989 NEWS

from Council WATSHOP gets green light City

Jonathan Stover By The WATSHOP proposal to realize that something needed The approval by the council further expansion. Belanger also received unanimous approval by to be done. isn't really 'final' at this point, said that the committee develop-

the council. WLUSU President- In however. said that ing WATSHOP had "gone into past years, Belanger said, Belanger Student tenants and elect A 1 Strathdee said deliberations which overdrive" so that the that he many student-homeowner con- budget are proposal

alike received a big that would be able to before coun- homeowners thought the councillors were flicts have remained at the com- currently taking place will decide go

boost on night, when to how WATSHOP will cil before the deadline. Monday happy get the WATSHOP plaints level, without positive ac- effectively budget

Waterloo Council "We were he noted. City approved proposal dealt with. A municipal tion ever being taken. WAT- be implemented at first. There are very timely,"

the WATSHOP solution to student-tenant when deal The will be program. rela- SHOP should help ease tensions "always problems you budget compiled tions in few had been in various stages between students and with the city" on the matter of just a more weeks, WATSHOP, which stands for of for several said. said. Unless there are planning years now. homeowners, while also promot- money, Belanger Belanger Waterloo Student Housing Out- Waterloo undertook financial difficulties, WATSHOP ing greater interaction between Also, reach Program, would see the city Presentations the by housing Waterloo's and high tax increases last and will go into operation this Sep- full-time to temporary year, hire a employee committee to 'sell' WATSHOP to tember. permanent residents. may not be willing to undergo handle student-homeowner prob- the council may also have eased lems. Conflicts would then be the councillors' decision-making. referred to either a by-law enfor- The skit format part of that is his cement officer, or to a mediator Garbage life. Really. presentation was "very well- from one of several Kitchener- received," Strathdee noted. Poten- mediation services. can come with im- Waterloo MONTREAL (CUP) ~ Paul Connett thinks saying community groups up tial student-homeowner con- gar- foster is aginative solutions which can create jobs and flicts—students who don't cut bage exciting. The program would also act But the community spirit. their homeowners waste management expert warned stu- grass, who to educate students and home dents at Concordia University recently that we can- complain incessantly about their Recycling is also an important to show owners alike as to their legal way not continue student living a throw-away society and using neighbours—were acted people that they are not powerless in bringing about rights. Student volunteers would waste disposal processes that harm the environ- out and then 'solved' under change in the worldwide environmental crisis, ac- be recruited to do community ser- ment, such as landfilling and incineration. WATSHOP guidelines. cording to Connett. vice projects such as snow "Our generation is consuming resources faster "We had had lots of dialogue Positive student- shovelling. on this is involved in this than previous one in history," Connett said. "Every person planet tenant-landlord disputes) any "By would (about homeowner relationships and be of the solution." our actions we are war on the future and problem everyone can part for the last four-and-a-half waging be institutionalized. years thus Connett said is our own grandchildren." landfilling inappropriate: the or so," said WLU Director of WATSHOP is the creation of "The greenhouse effect is us that planet doesn't have the space needed to dispose of and student telling you student Housing housing the city's housing com- all is can't have business as usual. It's our the garbage. It also dangerous because dump- committee chairman Mike destroying mittee. It has gained added sig- planet." ing enormous amounts of toxic and organic Belanger. He added that some- nificance in light of the provincial Connett, a chemistry professor at New York's material into the ground will eventually poison the needed to be decision to strike thing obviously government's St. and the he said. Lawrence University and the national co- groundwater soil, done, rather than talked over down just exclusionary by-laws Incinerator advocates that ordinator of Work on Waste, advocates recycling as agree we must reduce and over. A conflict-resolving which prohibit more than a a solution to the planet's waste disposal problems. our dependence on landfills, Connett said, but he mechanism certain number of unrelated was desperately "There's much be saved tore into their "Rambo so more energy to by approach." needed. the same people from sharing "When don't like reusing and recycling those materials than we'll you something, you take out a With of said that he was dwelling. the possibility Belanger flame thrower and it!" ever get by burning them," he said. "Recycling also zap in with the student dwellings being set up "very pleased" reception conserves our resources and reduces pollution when Connett dismissed the myth that incineration hitherto untouched residential given to the proposal, but also we extract these minerals." completely destroys garbage. Studies show that "I can't I'm sur- areas, a problem-solving program noted, say overly He criticized politicians who doubt that people three tonnes of waste are converted into one tonne Waterloo. He had council is very timely in prised." expected are willing to separate their garbage at home, of frequently-toxic ash.

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6 Thursday, March 2,1989 ■NEWS

York student with AIDS banned from classroom

and on medical a week to "We offered him a chance to nance administration is work- TORONTO (CUP) - A third- grounds. bumped up February

York does 23, it with the ing on a proposal, to be year York University music University not leaving Kelly scrambling to make up (in private) released

have with HIV himself. teacher." soon. major with AIDS has filed a com- a policy dealing prepare vocal with the Ontario Human positive students and staff. Kelly calculates that the Hu- plaint "The basis of (the University A doctor's note stating a stu- Commission after school "In opinion," the hand-out man Rights Commission won't Rights my of Toronto policy) is the human dent is "medically incapacitated" to administrators a decision continues, "intense media discus- get his case for two weeks, and upheld rights code, which prohibits dis- is the only allowable reason for to bar him from class. sion of this delicate matter said he is hoping to resolve the very crimination against, or harass- absence. Mott said Kelly did not Ron received a letter and public accusations do not matter internally before the hear- Kelly ment of, any individual on the furnish this note: Kelly said he February 20 from the university help a resolution of this matter." ing. basis of handicap or preceived did. On July 29, 1987 Kelly sent which stated that the fine arts fac- "The faculty has sent Mr. Kel- A nurse who to complained handicap, including that caused a letter to the fine arts department ulty committee's decision to ex- ly several comprehensive letters the Ontario Human Rights Com- by an illness such as AIDS," said stating he had tested HIV posi- pel him from his singing ensem- explaining its position and offer- mission that he was fired from David Gorman, director of en- tive. Kelly included his doctors' ble stands. him in- Toronto Western be- course ing every consideration, Hospital vironmental health and safety at phone number. "The has not shown ones. The cause he has AIDS was reinstated university cluding compassionate U of T. of fine in June. any discrimination against Mr. faculty arts is still "I made it clear to (the profes- "What we're trying to do is on and it accommodate Mr. "Under this settlement, make Kelly any grounds re- prepared to (Ron) sor) that I was willing to up prevent what just happened such reads academic needs in Lentz is at jects any accusations," Kelly's a man- totally compensated," the work. At no time was I asked York." said a 22 release ner that will enable him to com- Ontario's chief human rights February press by the course director to submit commissioner York Tom plete his studies on schedule. Raj Anand. "He form of documentation The HIV virus signed by provost any to is believed to

will return his as if he "As a matter of Kelly was offered an extra (to job) had said Meininger. verify my absence," Kelly. cause Acquired Immune been victim York recital by the for the not a of what we policy, University rejects department Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS), of found to be discrimination the from form of discrimination based rest his mark. But it was on On January 3, a letter any and can be passed on through basis of his disability." the fine arts told Kel- department semen, vaginal fluids or blood. couldn't class because ly he go to The commission is also look- Meanwhile a student kept out Donate Books it would be too physically into Toronto ing a Hospital policy of dental school because he demanding. tested that forces employees to reveal HIV-positive is suing Washing- for the 25th communicable diseases, in- any "I'm not allowed to physically ton University for $3 million. cluding AIDS. attend my class, but I'm allowed Dental school dean David to do recital which will USED Officials said the policy may a Bensinger dismissed 'John Doe', determine 75 of discriminate on the basis of hand- per cent my as he is referred to in court docu- icap, in contravention of the mark. I've been asked not to at- ments, in August after finding out BOOK SALE Ontario Human Rights Code. tend the class due to the 'physical the student had tested positive for Kelly, who has tested HIV strains' which it will put on me." antibodies to the HIV virus in positive, was thrown out of class Memorial, Concordia, Car- of the March or April of 1988. after he missed five, which music leton and Dalhousie universities department chair David Mott said Norman London, the dis- and the universities of Toronto, missed student's Canadian were "unexcused". Attendence is lawyer, argued Federation British Columbia, Ottawa, New in the lawsuit filed in vital because the class must work December Brunswick and Calgary have that his client legally is hand- as a and a department of group, adopted policies which state they Women icapped, and that the dental University policy states that three or more will not discriminate against staff school's action amounted to dis- absences result in a failure. "All Book Sale April 7 & 8 and students who test HIV posi- a disabled we have is the student's word that criminating against to donate call: tive. York's vice-president of f< 742-5055; 575-9583; 885-4669 he has AIDS," said Mott. person.

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7 Thursday, March 2,1989 NEWS —

Nicaraguan relief effort in need

James R. Allan which is He said that by project sponsored by a Nicaragua. peace

consortium of relief for to be organiza- was necessary anything Nicaragua needs a lot of help tions. Approximately $895,000 accomplished. When asked about affected after Hurricane Joan. will be used by Canadian Save how the hurricane

Recently returned Canadian the Children to build an industrial morale, Wiss said that people saw and U.S. development workers carpentry workshop. Local it as just one more in a long line met at the Global Community workers will be trained to of things toovercome.

in Waterloo last Tuesday manufacture Centre housing components A more political discussion relief in to discuss operations to increase the rate of rebuilding. was initiated by John Paul after the October 22 Nicaragua OXFAM will use $478,000 to Lederach, Director of the Men- The Hurricane Joan catastrophe. rebuild the help destroyed fishing nonite Conciliation Service. He is

was opened to media in meeting of the east coast, while industry a member of the mediation team of the order to increase awareness the SUCO organization will between the Sandinistas and the $1 billion of damage (10% of final spend a $27,000 on a water Miskito Indian (Contra) total done Nicaragua's capital) by quality system. The of monitoring resistance. He discussed many the hurricane. consortium hopes that $1.12 mil- the political problems facing Gabrialla Byron, Program Of- lon will be supplied by the Cana- Nicaragua but also mentioned ficer for Central America and the dian government. A total of $2.2 that Hurricane Joan has forced Caribbean of Canadian Save the million has already been sent to the government to collaborate the of Children explained extent from Canada accord- Nicaragua with humanitarian and religious The village of Rama the damage. ing to Byron. groups. Lederach's organization under 16 meters of ended up a who Ray Wiss, paramedic has sent materials and short term of water, while 90 to 95 percent worked with the Toronto Board labourers to Nicaragua. all the houses in Bluefield a of Health has spent 10 of the last A member of the Kitchener- of 43 000 were regional capital 24 months in the North-East sec- Waterloo Committee flattened." Nicaraguan "just According to tion of the country. He said the will also suf- was also at the meeting. Ralph Byron the economy hurricane had little effect on his 80,000 Ratte said that K-W has sent fer. Approximately area but did mention the destruc- 10,000 in cash and 5,000 in coconut trees were destroyed tion of one bridge which took materials (small tools) to along with 2,500 kilo- seven and lives to square years many John-Paul Lederach of the Mennonite Conciliation Service. the forest and most of the Nicaragua mainly through meters of build. The bridge was blown CORD photo by Liza Sard!

the east coast. OXFAM and CUSO organiza- fishing industry on down before anyone ever even a as mentioned Relief part of the upcoming Green Byron spent a month in crossed it. tions. However, by fort, the K-W Nicaraguan Week WLU. Ticket informa- and Ratte, the need for Committee will a con- at Nicaragua after the disaster. Wiss talked at length about Byron sponsoring

tion can be obtained from the handed out at the still exists. cert featuring the pianist Anton A pamphlet how the recent peace has helped money In order the relief ef- Kuerti March 9. The concert is Global Community Centre. meeting outlined a $1.4 million the morale of people in to help on

Students get burned on Florida bus trip

burns in the break," he said. "Last week was a McNeil said and I've never seen them cigarette bedspreads -- of some were TORONTO (CUP) A group years like that. We them and water came out of the bad situation. We're trying to University of Toronto students forced to fly back to Toronto be- perform paid deal with but we don't Mon- $57,000 front but we're bathroom walls when we it, simply stranded in Florida is considering cause they had exams on up going to have to using them for the showered." have time now. We run every- legal action against the Chicago- day. stop rest of the season," he said. Meanwhile, Ryan said the bus thing back to back." based tour company that arranged "We'd like to destroy the Lowes and McNeil also said "an unfortunate McNeil also said Travel Cuts, their package-tour reading week problem was company. They're taking money the accommodations by situation" and that his the licensed representative of the trips to Fort Lauderdale. provided company from students. I felt like cattle at in Fort Lauderdale will lose business this tour has agreed to give The 80 Toronto students -- Inter-campus probably company, the said the other end," company who took the bus "substandard." as a result. each student and another 30 from the Univer- were year on the U of T rep campus, Greg Florida in "The hotel was run-down," "We'll lose about back from $50 com- sity of Manitoba - were stranded probably Lowes. said McNeil. "There were 12,000 students during spring pensation. the night of February 18 at a

Sharon Cater, a first stu- truck stop just outside Jackson- year affiliated ville when their buses failed to dent at the U of T Student Awards moves to 232 show because of bad weather. Erindale College is seeking legal King

The St. John's County sheriff's advice. Cater and McNeil are by Sean Stokholm Pauline Delion, Director of Student Awards, ad- to the Ontario ministry of department found the students the talking mits that the new location will require some adjust- tourism and the federal depart- next morning and arranged buses The WLU Student Awards department is ment on the part of students, who will probably use of and to take them home. ment consumer corporate the telephone more instead of dropping in as they affairs. moving. Inter-campus Programs, the When, however, remains to be determined. are accustomed to. refused to the tour company, help "I don't want them (Inter- Delays in work on the new premises has delayed This could create for students students after were stranded, problems requir- they to back campus Programs) come the original March 1 move date to mid-March at information of a confidential nature said McNeil, a U of T ing (i.e. Patty rep- this said onto campus again," least. which staff would resentative hired Inter-campus. OSAP), be reluctant to give by by location will 232 McNeil. The new be at King Street, "Brad Nelson phone. (vice president the Athletic The for But Bill Ryan, president of across from Complex. reason of Inter-campus) hung up on us the is the lack of in the current loca- Delion does not foresee difficulties, Inter-campus, blamed the change space any major twice when we called from Fort but did that is Milwaukee-based bus company tion. say "nobody probably getting enough all of sud- Lauderdale, and then a want." Designers of Travel Tours. The Purchasing office will be relocating from of what they den the lines were busy every with this Student Other Student Awards staff would not "We've been dealing the Library to fill the vacancy Awards have comment time we tried calling him." for six or left. on the move. bus company seven

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Canada has a dismal record in South Africa

could Canada to defend human rights in News Analysis Statistics Canada trade figures black labour and white industrial oranges and sugar (which from else- South Africa when we see By Sam Kuhn coupled with the disclosure of the monopoly control makes South be readily imported com- disturbed the such Molson's Bank of Nova Scotia's $600- None of this panies as non- Africa a good investment, regard- where). of the threaten A few weeks Canadians million loan involvement orderly function economy." chalantly to layoff ago, with the less of the immorality of apart- of ferrochrome and hundreds of Canadian workers in and the world were witness to the Luxembourg-based, but South heid. Imports

antics of Sec- chemical wood from South the name of some vague notion of Keystone Cop-like African owned Minorco SA, Even before the Bank of Nova pulp

of State for External Af- demonstrates Canada's Africa, which would have truly economic "efficiency" or retary clearly Scotia discovered a loophole to

in Zim- tested our sincerity, were exempt "rationalization"? Get serious. fairs Joe Clark Harare, lack of sincerity. Clark went as breach the spirit of the Com-

Canada had the embar- as from the trade ban. babwe. far to admit that the Bank of monwealth trade ban it was ob- While we ponder the injustice both honour of the Nova Scotia's loan Canada cannot have it rassing chairing "may" go vious that the Mulroney govern- of apartheid and Canada's role, the hand Commonwealth Foreign Minis- the of the 1986 service ways. We cannot on one against spirit ment was only paying lip remember the let us more than of ters' Committee which met to Commonwealth trade condemn South Africa's policy ban, but in its to apartheid. opposition 300, mostly black, detainees who discuss to dismantle refused halt the deal. while at the same time ways apart- to Peter Cook, a well known colum- apartheid are currently staging a hunger heid. benefit from its effects. It is little Canada's role in the anti- nist with the Globe and Mail, strike in protest of their detention Mr. Clark's wonder that those who Imagine poor apartheid movement now has as out that "sanctions helped oppose points without trial. Under the State of dilemma to Can- much in the of economic sanctions, —trying portray credibility eyes the gain jobs for Canadians" because particularly Emergency Laws the white mi- find it so ada as the Western na- international the "finished Thatcher, easy vanguard community as bans were imposed on Margaret nority South African Government tion in the U.S. of "constructive to dismiss Canadian initiatives to struggle against apart- policy steel (which our own steel makers has held an estimated 1,000 for a trade ban. heid while at the same time engagement" or West Germany had been anxious to keep out); rally support prisoners without trial—some for the Mulroney defending and explaining away and the United Kingdom's lame uranium and coal (which com- Obviously, months. as long as 32 Government must impose revelations of swollen trade with excuses for continued trade with peted with Canadian supplies); economic sanctions The strike, which began Jan the racist Pretoria regime. Pretoria. The reality is that cheap and farm products such as mandatory the of South Afri- 23 at outside of upon Republic Diepkloof prison has ca. Business cannot be trusted to Johannesburg, spread to at

obey the spirit of voluntary trade least three other prisons. The bans when the temptation of detainees have demanded that the

quick profits is so blatant. Can government charge them with an offence release them. one honestly expect Corporate or

nHr vi, IHRl ENVIRONMENTALLY Speaking

by Ian C. Morton

When you consider that three varieties of nature become extinct it that make inroads in every day, becomes imperative we protecting endangered species.

Currently, clear-cut logging, hunting, recreational facilities and

mineral extraction are imperiling the traditional habitat of the grizzly

bear. Moreover, few laws exist which protect the remaining wilder-

ness of these great carnivores. Compounded together, it is inevitable that these noble mammals will be endangered if nothing is done to

protect their environment.

The plight of the grizzlies has not gone unnoticed. Several conser- vation groups hope to create a sanctuary in the Khutzeymateen Valley of northern British Columbia. This valley spans 39,000 hectares and has essentially remained untouched by humankind's greedy fingers.

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Kennedy assassination - just a big cover up?

demo- line, and were beginning to real- photographs, a botched autopsy talk with a Cord reporter he concern is for the fragile by Sean Stokholm ize that the crime of the headed non-medical "I of the United States. Who century by a military politely but firmly replied, cracy Oliver has the of the and the suppression of con- don't do interviews." He seems to runs America—the CIA, Over twenty-five years have spawned cover-up man, wit- the citizens? That is the Ken- century. tradictory statements by have grown increasingly paranoid North, or passed since John Fitzgerald American, nesses are too frequent to be writ- since he began his speaking tours. question that was assassinated. The his- every nedy The lecture, one in a series of off coincidence Canadian should be ten as or Not unjustly considering the and every as- books and the government so, tory four on the subject, proves that unimportant. Centa evoked he makes and the king themselves. of a lone nut, Lee Harvey allegations tell us Oswald could not have shot the shocked and sometimes un- he makes them about. If Centa's Oswald, who single-handedly gasps people you want Tony ans- President by himself. Oswald was (the government down the President of the easy laughter The main concern of Tony wer, make a point of attending his gunned the for a CIA more likely decoy until real- is quite funny not assas- next United States, and was sub- story you Centa is in reality the lectures the time he is in the Centa shows much of conspiracy. it's ize this isn't Monty Python, sination of his It will killed by Jack Ruby. Kennedy. Rather, area. scare you. sequently Warren Commission evidence to of real) with his expose corrup- Such was the conclusion of be doubtful at best. However, tion. the Warren Commission in 1964, since all the evidence has been ar- The lecture scratches the created Lyndon chived until the 2038, no ab- only a group by year UBC students march surface of Centa's case Johnson to solve the crime of the solute conclusions can be made. damning CIA and Their of against the prominent century. pat explanation Centa, whose personal collec- VANCOUVER - After funeral march the death of such Johnson, (CUP) a mourning easier to believe figures as Lyndon a crazy man was tion of books on the subject num- education, 100 of British Columbia stu- Richard Nixon, Dan Rather (the accessible about University than any conspiracy. ber almost one told a thousand, dents risked and conduct and anchorman whose meteoric rise trespassing disorderly charges occupied tale of and Centa, a high deception, conspiracy administration to to the However, Tony through the ranks of CBS might the campus building, demanding speak presi- that could school teacher from Richmond corruption one only dent. be attributable more to com-

wish was fiction. Centa uses Hill, has spent twenty years refut- The was protesting the university's 10 cent tuition fee pliance with the Kennedy cover group per hundreds of that and has slides, film, tape hikes for next ing story attempted than and year. up journalistic skill), and of Os- the of recordings a replica Most to the front and doors to answer nagging question Gerald Ford. Centa casts gained access building through rear wald's rifle to illustrate his who killed case unlocked by a of 20 students who avoided security. Later the really Kennedy. suspicion over all of these indi- group well could. windows used after the doors secured. as as any lawyer viduals. were were After his three hour lecture President David did show he fielded Strangway up: questions and audience of Centa would allow last Monday, an Evidence used by Warren not blamed provincial underfunding for the increase. about a hundred were no longer Commission is often notetaking or recording during When one student suggested that Strangway take a 10 per cent cut prepared to the official questionable. Obviously spliced the seminar, and when asked to accept in salary as a "symbolic gesture of support," Strangway responded that his income was already below "market value".

Strangway was asked to join a March 9 rally to protest lack of

84 cents a He responded he "would not consider Europe on day? provincial funding. sponsoring a student protest against the provincial government".

The fee hike could not be avoided because "we've lots of cells of small got by Sean Stokholm town police stations. costs" and "costs have come up higher than the rate of inflation," Or there was the time he hitchhiked using a sign Strangway said, adding ÜBC's tuition is comparable to other schools If take Gil White's advice, could be for a town in the direction. Motorists would you Europe wrong in Canada. for 84 tell him of his and he was then able to yours just cents a day. stop to error Tuition fees were not the issue, but accessible education was, He is the author of "europe on 84 cents a day" solicit rides. Strangway said, adding he has done his best to improve accessibility. talk students at the and gave a most entertaining to On the whole, in White's opinion, Europeans "Nobody in this province has been more involved in fighting for new of Waterloo Engineering Lecture Hall University friendlier are and the continent is less crime ridden places than I." on Feb. 13, combining some useful hints with tales than North America. His method much relies "We're very hard to establish lots of new in the able live in working very places of his own experiences. He was to He would upon trusting people. not recommend a province," said Strangway. "We're working with Caribou College Europe for four months at a total cost of under female in this single to travel way, however. and with Okanagan College to establish additional degree granting $2000, including return airfare. opportunities for people in other parts of the province." In order to travel so cheaply, orthodox methods White believes that one of the objectives of that if the administration received million of creative travel is to Strangway pledged $3 must be abandonned in favour more meet people and experience new cul- from the provincial government, the 10 cent fee hike would not - such White's of tures. His does and per techniques as twenty-eight ways technique certainly that, proves be instituted. that the best is getting free rides and sixteen ways of getting free trip not necessarily the most ex- Grad students their about their to afford accomodation. pensive. expressed concern ability

a 49 cent fee hike for those taking more than three to -- So, before consider per years His hints range from the practical neatly you a more traditional tour receive their PhD, out of and pointed the percentage of university fund- grooming (you are trying to travel cheaply, not Europe, it might be worth reading White's book. ing that came from alumni. The alumni of tomorrow were Canadian ~ to the After all, as White developing make a statement) and a big flag dryly quipped, "Stonehenge was if not attitude". for ten minutes".

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THE CORD WEEKLY

Dawning of a new era

Three cheers for the provincial government.

All across the exclusionary housing bylaws pro-

vince, including our own here in Waterloo, have been struck down.

Students will now be able to live with as many in house people a as space allows. Blood relationships will no longer dictate one's choice of roommates. And they never should have.

Much of the credit for this breakthrough is due to

years of incessant lobbying done by the Ontario Feder- ation of Students.

the Apparently, message is not getting through to the powers that be at Waterloo City Hall.

who received of Mayor Turnbull, a great deal support from the university community in the last elec-

tion, has said that he will fight to maintain the by-law. is Apparently the fight not over. ideas to It ridiculous Keep seems that Turnbull is willing to fight your veggie yourselves

Queen's Park on this issue. Does he think that the stu- The motivation for writing this rebuttal to dent situation will explode If it housing overnight? vegetarians stems from the recent trend towards this GUEST COMMENT

does, which seems it will be due the very unlikely, to dietary practice on a widespread scale and the sub- BY

foot attacks such dragging that City Hall has been doing in its quest sequent unrelenting perpetrated by MICHAEL B. HENRY the author and for a solution to the problem. self-righteous goody-goodies against his fellow omnivores. For have been after years now they doing study demned to what is clearly a painful death by boil- The essential lesson to be gained from the fol- after has of ing. The cruelty of this exercise must be study study. Nothing come it, a surely ob- except lowing discussion is the age-old overplayed vious even to the most indi- between mentally impoverished growing animosity students, landlords, and proverb "let he (or she) who is without sin cast the vidual. I would consider the government sanctioned permanent residents. first stone" or, for those not sympathetic to such a methods used in abettoire an preferable to any one with Christian overtones, "those who live It has been like a bad out of message very joke spinning con- of the actions discussed above. in glass houses should not throw stones." trol. So much for the fish, how about eggs? The essential philosophical underpinning of for would be well advised visit Proposals the amelioration of the housing fiasco Vegetarians to an egg much of their incessant rantings and accusatory ver- producing establishment and to then consider the in Waterloo have been but there has banging around, bal assaults on those of ilk arises from the con- my moral implications of their inclusion in such a diet. not been or to of meat-eaters any will, political otherwise, see any viction that support the needless Generally, eggs that we buy commercially come them through. slaughter of animals, and the exploitation of third from large automated producers who confine the world countries whose economic systems are domi- a new era has dawned. birds to cubicles Perhaps barely larger than the occupant nated by capitalistic ranchers who furnish the wares WATSHOP wherein are fed enriched (the Waterloo Student Housing Out- they diets and are given a of massive corporations such as MacDonald's. reach variety of chemicals designed to enhance the Programme) was passed this week. This is a However, as shall be demonstrated, these guardians volume and quality of production. When the animal to the down of exclu- of clean and of social conscious- necessary compliment striking living paragons ceases to reach the established in quota egg yield it offers ness are of crimes in kind with those men- sionary by-laws. It a control mechanism guilty is unceremoniously destroyed and ground into fer- tioned above. They are simply too naive and un- through which problems be resolved between tilizer may in order to contribute to the largest portion of critical in their world view to fathom reality. antagonists, be they landlords, tenants or the vegetarians' diet. For the many vegetarians dietary practice means Perhaps you're the kind of who homeowners. We must use the new mediation mechan- vegetarian no red meat or poultry. As a result, many will refrains from such foods. Bravo! Do you use dairy isms and take for our situation. responsibility housing partake in foods such as fish, eggs, and milk (read products in form? kids any Well, sorry but the milk The tools available "animal me as are now to us to finally make a protein"). It strikes somewhat pecu- are treated no better than producers the meat pro- in liar that such individuals who claim to be con- difference the housing crisis in Waterloo. Students ducers. Once again, dairy cows ingest copious cerned with animal exploitation would allow them- have been given a vote of confidence. Let's not blow quantities of chemical stimulants engineered to selves to eat such products which clearly do maximize production. Upon retirement from the the trust in our to move towards community's ability animal life in similar to manipulate every way prac- milk producing vocation, it's off to Dr. Ballard's this is solutions by passing up opportunity. It impera- tices used in raising livestock for meat. There mush and the Cooper baseball glove factory. I tive that the realizes its as and be a fundamental point here that have overlooked City responsibility well, This reminds me of a related issue: how many since this causes them no concentrates its on solutions instead of apparent inconsistency energy fighting out there vegetarians own any woolen, leather, or philosophical anguish whatsoever. to an fur It to keep outdated, discriminatory by-law. goods? seems me that it should be a greater Let us turn then, to a consideration of how it is for such individuals It is time that people realize that much more is ac- concern to boycott such animal that such foods are obtained. Perhaps it is in this products as these which are clearly replaceable by complished when you work instead of vein of that the this together clawing inquiry answer to seeming para- man-made fibers rather than protein sources which at each other. And acted accordingly. dox lies. Fish are extracted from their environs by we cannot duplicate artificially. As usual, the three basic methods: the hook, gill net, and various obvious inconsistencies with their patently ap- forms of live-netting techniques. Speaking only for proach causes them no grief. myself, the idea of biting or swallowing barbed This finally brings us to a discussion of plant metal hooks strikes me as a particularly painful foods. Plants are subject to exploitation of a kind proposition. At this point the fish is dragged (clear- dissimilar not to that of animals. Though hybridiza- ly in contravention to of its intentions) out of any tion they are genetically manipulated to produce the the water and is summarily executed by whatever highest possible food yield which in turn renders means best satisfy the pleasure of the assailant. The them sterile and incapable of reproducing by natu- net the fish by the to drown in the gill traps gills ral means. Plants are also with barraged a vast array behalf of staff and water the flow of water through the Editorial opinions are approved by The Cord Weekly on Cord are by denying of chemical pesticides to keep them safe from plant of the Students' Union and the Student Publications Board of the independent the University, gills, thus terminating the supply oxygen to eating insects, rodents and birds. I would like to of Directors. creature. Live-netting techniques mercifully bring know at what point God resigned and left the pious the fish onto land or boat alive, there to die a slow EDITORIAL BOARD determine vegetarians to what life forms are the death of suffocation. Are these examples of humane continued 11 of animals? What about the on page Cori Ferguson, Editor-in-Chief Bryan C. Leblanc, News Editor treatment lobster, con- JonathanStover, Associate News Editor Brad Lyon, Sports Editor

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11 Thursday, March 2,1989

Lambs are more cuddly than cucumbers

from 10 continued page In order to be environmentally and humanistically Question conscious valuable. seem content to allow our fel- one need not restrict one's self from more They any unnatural life of the food low man to perform acts upon plant groups.

out all of animal If we follow the above discussed school or to systematically wipe our com- primary model of human subsistence the petitors in the area of plant protein acquisition. strategies to letter, Clearly, they are suffering from the "Messiah we would soon be restricted to a diet of water and of Week life- the arrived the salt. I trust need be said the syndrome". They have on scene to save nothing concerning sins neat of of such which us from our by establishing a hierarchy sustaining potential culinary delights such well would allow. What life. Whatever does not receive their blessing as a a stocked pantry we

sanctioned form of life is free to be thoughtlessly can do if we are interested in the issues that these

be concerned about is to be aware exploited to its ultimate potential or mercilessly people profess to didn't What you do during reading of how food are and obliterated from existence by whatever means gen- our resources prepared pur-

chase from those methods in accor- wish done? erates the highest body count. producers using week that you you'd dance with values. Until the of For the most part I find that vegetarians are a our greater body By Jon Rohr and Bill Casey food balanced and naive and simplistic lot. Indeed, when one gets evangelists develops a more ra- tional for their be right to the point, the principle motivation of these outlook, a penny thoughts may a bid well the value. fad sheep seems, more often that not, to be based beyond product

is Before exited, I would like to es- on the notion that a lamb more cuddly than a everyone gets

A sentiment, but the basis tablish that I am in no way condoning cruelty to cucumber. lovely hardly I've never been there, and I don't foodstuffs animals, nor am I against vegetarian diets. What I for a philosophy of life. As consumers of want to be.

am is the mindless adherence to we can barely avoid guilt in the crimes that such against popular

strive avoid. What is needed here is doctrines and the untutored of competi- persons to persecution Neville Eddington than their of somewhat more ounce common sense. ng philosophies. Honours Flight Attendent

Cameron 'an embarassment' to biz school, reader says

I able Editor, The Cord, this woman, was to create a environment for This letter is intended to be secure, happy

these children. Not once did I tell the final word on the issue of LETTERS them that "crying and good man- Tamiae replacing WLUSU as the TO are for wimps." They were representatives of SBE students, ners THE EDITOR their four weeks encouraged to express emo- begun ago by a letter of real tions, while at the same time Nothing any importance, from Mr. Robert Cameron. It was but life's like that this original letter that I found of- being respectful to others, etc.,

meeting one Sunday evening, you and not did I have to "dis- fensive and as such took it as a once learn Poli Sci might something. them with firm hand". A Mr. personal attack on both myself cipline a in Procrastination fatal flaw in Doctorate and those other board members your case against Mr. Aidan Tracey househusbands - the who are SBE students. given WLUSU Director would rather have In his letter he states "Cur- choice, you children of rently WLUSU is no more that a your taken care by a More Barrett Student's Union in name only. bashing "stranger" or a member of your

Does anyone out there care about own family? Your "point" about Canada's WLUSU." My initial response to Editor, The Cord, social than these statements was to outline a programs being more

could not be number of events and activities Re: letter by Gladys E. Bar- adequate more flute. I tried to apply for OSAP Playing my pan for which WLUSU is directly rett, Feb. 9th wrong. I could attend school this responsible. Apparently Mr. so but because I Zamfir Cameron failed understand semester, can only to my To begin with, Gladys, just all OSAP's The Toronto Philharmonic which Your "let- study part time, pro- point, was that WLUSU is what was your point? off-limits me. I Orchestra involved with what is and in- grams were to actively ter" was long-winded work time as a receptionist, - the part happening on campus and that coherent obviously product making only $80.00 a week, with students do care about WLUSU. of a wandering mind, please spare which activities of I must meet my rent, buy Organizing like us from any more your illogi- food, and to off tui- Frosh Week, Winter Carnival, cal ramblings in the future. try pay my tion. I have been waiting for Octoberfest, managing the Turret, Firstly, Women's Lib is not my U.I. assistance since January 3rd. the Info Booth, Wilfs, and look- just about women's rights. Femi-

Because I am not a welfare ing out for the concerns of stu- nists are concerned with the recipient, I can't make use of our dents in the areas of Housing, equality of all people. Blacks, local food banks. You call this Health Plans, and Safety Walks whites, Christians, Jews - and Reading week? adequate?! Until you've had to women - should all be all take time and are primarily yes, even scrimp just to buy note and handled by Volunteers. Un- considered equal. After all, we paper Keri Downs Without the a binder, so you can go to school supported statements like Mr. are all human beings. Honours English and feminist improve your job chances, Cameron's show how little some movement, dear, you

- don't know what would not be able to vote in life, etc., you people can appreciate that fact. a election you're talking about!!! Stating '"Hie Students in the federal or be a stu- in member of this uni- Finally, case you obviously SBE have different views on is- dent/faculty didn't know, abortion will never sues from students in other versity. Secondly, just because the mean underpopulation. If you faculties" is all fine and dandy about want to decrease the num- but Bible apparently says (how really do you really think that mat- ber of abortions, out there and some direct that a get ters when WLUSU is deciding to references???) for man should be head of his push quality mandatory sex- get David Wilcox or Chalk Circle in household, does not necessarily education schools. Educating Rio to play the Turret? Of course not.

mean that we should have to youiig people about the choices WLUSU is designed for all stu- such unfair of life of or use of Burke practice an way chastity responsible Tony dents and doesn't decide on only 2000 later! Times have birth control are the only was to Dancing Fool academic matters, thus the years And changed for the better! In Biblical lower the abortion rate. by changes to an "at large" director

the - in times it was accepted social way recent years, Angus system. prac- number tice for a man to have more than Reid polls show that the So Mr. Cameron I must

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President Well ain't your

good to you Knocked 'em dead in Libya TheScene and Grenada too Steve Earle

Jazz abounds at

Demons' concert

By Mike Shirley

Toronto's Shuffle Demons —the only band that can play a

Coleman Hawkins tune and the "Hockey Night In Canada" theme in

with —hit Phil's Grandson's Place last the same set (and get away it) interview. their Wednesday. The Cord was able to get an Despite

the Demons come as serious, dedi- outlandish stage presence, across admit. cated musicians with more chops than they're willing to

We spoke about the new album, some of the weird gigs they've played, the jazz "establishment" and the musical tightrope they walk.

First, the Shuffle Demons have recorded a live album and video at

Clinton's Tavern in Toronto. They also plan to record some new

material in the studio in March which means there may be a Demons

double album by summer. They're receiving interest from labels in When asked the States and Europe but no deals are forthcoming.

in alto Richard Un- about the changes appearance, saxman/leader

derhiil replied, "I don't know if it was a conscious effort to tone it

down. We figured that it's good to keep evolving and we liked the in the 40's suits". idea of suits because jazz guys wore musicians—as It's pretty clear that the Shuffle Demons are jazz anybody who has heard them play will attest. But at what point does the humour overshadow the music? "When you're trying to send something up," bassist Jim Vivian explains, "you can't be a bunch of hacks. We wouldn't have lasted this long if the music hadn't been

there."

All of the Shuffle Demons—which includes drummer Stich

Wynston and tenor saxmen Dave Parker and Mike Murley—work on

outside projects, either in duet/trio settings or as sidemen for other artists.

And they've certainly played their share of strange places with

and without their fellow bandmates. "The catacomb under the hotel in

Paris was pretty weird," Vivian notes. "Until the police broke us up,"

adds Underhill. Vivian also recounted the time they played a shop-

ping mall in West Germany; they were playing in front of an es-

calator with red streamers hanging in front of their faces. They've

after half But also played boozecans that have been busted a tune. my

favourite was their double bill with a kungfu demonstration. Anyone

the in where for remember scene Spinal Tap they open a puppet

show?

The Shuffle Demons can laugh about it because they're making a

living playing their music without falling back on day jobs. "This is

our opportunity to play some jazz—play some styles we like—and

avoid jobbing gigs," muses Underhill. But what does the T.O. jazz "establishment" think of the Shuffle Demons? What does Moe

Koffman think? "Actually, Moe called us for a gig once," Underhill

mid-huff Blowin' up a storm: One of the sax players for the Shuffle Demons was caught in during the deadpans. Grandson's Vivian it "I remember with shall band's breathtaking performance last Wednesday evening at Phil's Place. Mike Shirley had a sums up, doing a gig a guy (who

chance to talk to Head Demon, Richard Underhill, about the "jazz establishment" and the latest fashions. remain nameless). It was the first time I'd ever played with him. After

Photo by Cori Cusak the first set he looked at me and said, 'You're not a Shuffle

Demon....you're a jazz musician'".

Mayfair Hotel wins rights to "HooDoo Lounge" - for now

Smith of the club with the Provincial to blues music. Prior to the court decision, name day Saturday featuring By Kathy O'Grady of Consumer and Re- Last week the Pat Band played, stated that he was not really concerned Ministry Coporate Savage followed this week The about the final verdict; Smith maintained lations. The club was open every Thurs- by Tony Band and Jack - - DeKeyzer. In a decision that surprised many lo- that unlike Dicks the success of his day, Friday and Saturday featruing blues Springer cal fans of blues music, District Court club does not rest solely with the name, music. Smith has decided to re-name his Judge Janet Scott granted an injunction but with his ability to book great blues The club proved to be an overwhelm- club "Pop The Gator" (after the famous Cal the Smith's Smith then decided that on February 22 awarding Dicks, acts. However, following Judge ing success. a Cajun dance). The Gator had its grand- the "it a location that present owner of the Mayfair Hotel, decision, Smith admitted that was larger was necessary; one opening last night, featuring noted blues- with with better rights to the name "HooDoo X.ounge*. , little discerning because 1 came up was equipped arranged seat- Otis The Gator the man, Clay. opens to convenience", Scott and more efficient ventilation Citing a "balance of the name and established the reputa- ing a sys- and will be public this evening Clay per- of Dicks be- and ad- he moved®© apparently ruled in favour tion....he fDicksl knows this tem. IPofftWs reason, the club forming at every evening still bears the little from the to cause the Mayfair I mitted it. It was a disappointing". HooDoo Lounge Mayfair, a through to Saturday. "HooDoo Lounge" name on its exterior. When asked if he thought he might new location upstairs at 44 Queen Street Smith will continue to book bands Glenn Smith, the founder of the original win his appeal, Smith said, "I hope so". South. and every Thursday* Friday Saturday. HooDoo Lounge, has decided to appeal Smith has been booking blues bands The Mayfair will now legally be Tickets for the shows will be carried by Hicks the ruling. in Kitchener for over fr years now, called TTte HooDoo Lounge; Cal Encore Records, who currently are lo- the of the under the have Because Dicks is owner formerly the title of Southern may the name but, according to cated on King Street in Kitchener but Mayfair Hotel, he feels that he also owns Ontario Blues Association. Bands were Smith, "...Cal doesn't know anything will soon be moving to their new spot, the of the HooDoo. because Smith few months about blues music". name Smith, booked by every at directly beneath the Gator. established its that the of traditional he created the name and the Legion on Ontario Street, featuring Noting majority For that four had no had live a city years ago reputation as an authentic blues club, such name acts as Otis Clay, Colin blues artists south of the border, real blues bar to of, Waterloo with "...90% of speak no qualnjs about taking the name James, Robert Cray, The Fabulous Smith noted that what we get should consider itself fortunate that we him when he decided to move to larger Thunderbirds, and Buddy Guy. Smith is from the States and he [Dicks] hasn't now have two from which to choose. But premises due to his burgeoning business. found the demand for blues bands in booked a U.S. band yet"; This heated resulted in clubs in 1987 for Cal Dicks said in terms of real dispute two town overwhelming and opened Representatives any competition arising

calling themselves the HooDoo Lounge. the club owner was unavailable for com- from the hard-fought judicial battle, in the A of a bar formerly vacant Mayfair Smith costly court case ensued and a lot ment. appears confident and unit In blues and Hotel, naming the HooDoo Lounge. from Smith's concerned: patrons were left frustrated Borrowing format, the "Competition? There isn't the of 1988, Smith the confused. spring registered new HooDoo will be from Thurs- open any". The Cord Weekly

14 Thursday, March 2,1989

Choir ranges from abstract to neo-classicism

Yet most of this music has been and sixths to create harmonies,

around for That the Western use ages. they seconds, sevenths and world has ninths. finally begun to accept Despite (or perhaps be- non-Western music should not cause of) the uses of dissonance

come as a surprise; we have the music is incredibly beautiful. The solo plundered our own culture so ex- singers are especially

that any music Rather than allow tensively sounding expressive. a "ethnic" would be wel- note to remotely decay, they are able to comed. it in such clip a way that it resem- bles the sound of the Enter Le Mystere Des Voix gayda (a Bulgarian The first volume bagpipe). Bulgares. ap-

peared in early 1988. It received The compositions are varied,

rave reviews and even made the ranging from abstract (virtually

no harmonic British pop charts. But the sound movement with dis-

sonant of the record was more intervals) to neoclassical.

Often one voice will phenomenal than its success. Le hold a pedal

tone — for what Comedy Quest comes to Laurier Mystere Des Voix Bulgares was a seems the other recording of a semi-trained Bul- ages—while voices sing around it. Mike women's choir un- modally Special to the Cord By Shirley garian (largely

accompanied) performing selec- Part of the reason Bulgarian mind is horrible to waste." "The humourous a thing Des Voix tions Le Mystere Bulgares by contemporary Bulgarian music so uniquely blends Oc- For the third the Quest is a year running Crystal Comedy making Vol. 2 - State Radio composers. The pieces them- cidental and Asian sounds is Bulgarian ge- tour of universities and colleges in Ontario searching for the "funniest and Television Female Vocal selves, while not traditional in the ographical. Bulgaria is situated folks on campus". They'll be stopping to check out Wilfrid Laurier Choir purest sense, contained all of the between Europe and Asia. The University on Saturday, March 18. (Electra/Nonesuch) elements of Bulgarian folk music. fact that they were dominated by The comedy search was the brainchild of Brian Nasimok, a come- Volume Two is more of the same. the Ottoman Turks for five hun- dian turned writer, and Dan former of the Gallagher, programmer dred also McLuhan's "global village" The listener is immediately years might account for University of Guelph. They approached Labatt's with the idea and the has finally arrived in the musical struck by the sound of the choir. it. Comedy Quest was born. realm. In the have Unlike Western choirs the What past year we most more can I say about Winners of past Crystal Comedy Quests, like juggler Jeff Bradley seen the of Brazilian timbre is almost this record? resurgence reedy, nasal. Listening to it is an and Nick John have gone on to careers in comedy after their debuts and music; artists Their of vibrato Cajun as use is stunning; experience; every vocal music with the Comedy Quest. diverse as Ofra Haza, the on Gypsy one track a solo singer student should become ac- All of comedy acts are encouraged to enter. Solo acts have a types and Kings, Ladysmith Black alternates her vibrato from micro- quainted with these records. As time limit of seven minutes, while duos and troups have a maximum Mambazo have international tones to a major second. And for myself, I can't wait for of ten minutes. deals with major record labels. where we use intervals of thirds Volume Three. Contestants are eligible to win prizes like a pair of BOSE speakers

and Nike Air Trainer running shoes. There will be no overall winner

in Ontario; rather each school winner will have the chance to appear

on a national television special to be aired sometime this summer. It CORRECTION

winners from well winners from will include the Ontario, as as spe- IN THE FEBRUARY 16TH ISSUE OF THE CORD cial comedy showcases across the country. Co-ordinator WEEKLY "It's not really a competition," says Comedy Quest WE Bret Gallagher, "we just want to showcase talent." MISPRINTED THE PHONE NUMBER OF

"There are people out there who normally will not get an op- that portunity to showcase their talents...we're giving them op- SAN FRANCESCO'S. portunity."

and the Juice Quest alumni, will be Corky Pigs, Crystal Comedy THE CORRECT NUMBER IS

the featured act on this year's tour. The Juice Pigs were chosen as the

featured act for the second running because they are alumni and year 746-4111 best suit what the is all "they Comedy Quest about," says Gallagher.

Combining music, drama, stand-up and a bizarre stage show, Corky WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY PROBLEMS THAT MAY and The Juice Pigs represent a new breed of humour; youthful, off- beat and fast-paced. HAVE OCCURRED TO THE CUSTOMERS OF

deadline is March 13, 1989. Entry for the Crystal Comedy Quest SAN FRANCESCO'S

Forms are available at the Infocentre and more information can be AND WE APOLOGIZE TO obtained from WLUSU's programming director Marie Gilkinson. SAN FRANCESCO'S

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to write almost in By Dave Lackie gan every day, effort an to keep a diary of un- structured emotion. It has been a month and a half

show "I don't consciously know since Dalbello's spectacular her first Ca- what I'm writing about", she at the Bombshelter, is nadian performance in over four says, "my song writing always also a day-to-day process." years. That performance heralded the Canadian release of Slowly, songs began to form. It the collaboration Dalbello's fifth album, She] an al- was with Mick Ronson, David Bowie's bum that displays a new maturity sidekick his Star- and polish. An extended tele- during Ziggy phone interview with Dalbello dust days, that led to a record deal revealed some interesting details with Capitol EMI in 1981. regarding She, ballroom dancing Ronson discovered Dalbello in and the creative process. the late seventies when she ap- Lisa Dal- A native of Toronto, peared on a CBC television pro-

became of her love and it was the collaborative bello aware gram, for music during her teenage effort between Ronson and Dal-

when she hours ex- bello that led the years spent to critically ac- with and claimed LP perimenting keyboards Whomanfour says that led "human in synthesizers; a process to (pronounced forces") collection arranging and composing songs 1984. The album was a dealt with Dal- by the age of 13. A self-taught of songs that humanist musician with no formal training, bello's ideals, exploring of individuals she began a musical career that the struggle trying the confines of progressed from teen star to disco to step beyond

creative rock artist. their own conditioning. queen to Today, Dalbello looks back at her Although the Whomanfour- LP critical acclaim, career as a slow maturing process says gained

Canadian radio failed to from a naive girl to a wiser and pick up

musician. on it."I can how a Cana- more confident now see couldn't hold The turning point in Dal- dian programmer

Drastic aren't commercial enough to get time working in Germany, in- more than skin bello's career came in 1981 when my previous album, beauty being Dalbello has faith in the for record Measures, beside airplay. great cluding writing lyrics deep, a personal view on superfi- she was dropped from her Whomanfour- and think of it from he but she feels that if Nena's "99 Red Balloons" and cial and label. For the first time, she didn't says as being public, judgments perfection. air- the same - because it real- music doesn't receive radio contributing a song for the 9 1/2 She wrote the while at have to constantly move from person song living

wasn't the I can play, no one will hear it. That Weeks soundtrack. Dalbello also Nena's home in Berlin where she city to city touring and could ly same person. it would be difficult for fact, coupled with a "buzz" hap- background vocals on John finally settle in Toronto and work see that sang met a beautiful man, who seemed the "I What I Do". them to the for- pening in Germany, provided Taylor's Do at first to be Dal- on her music. comprehend step glance perfect.

that fol- ward and that album impetus for an extended Euro- The next chapter in the Dal- bello wanted to to know this It was a slow process program get

Dalbello. tour. bello began in January 1989 to lowed a time when Dalbello readily", says pean story man better, but was surprised Success of this album in the release of "looked inside", evaluating things Yet there is a certain frustra- with She, a lushly find that there wasn't much to

for Canadian artists who Europe led her to a lot of collection of that had happened to her. She be- tion spend produced new him past his looks. This experi- material. It is her most consistent ence led to the song "Immaculate

release to date and was show- Eyes".

Each of the on She cased in a live album release songs

came about from personal experi- What's On party at the diamond club in that the Toronto. ences commenton frailty

of the human condition. The The first only all single, "Tango", After one whole week of relaxation, 1 bet at the Recital Hall. criticism that can be made about evolved form Dalbello's in need of WLU experi- Lauder people out there are really presents The Crucible, an opera by you this album is that some of the in London, where her We all know that Robert the Theatre Auditorium ences some entertainment. Yeah right. Ward, at March 3rd of Dalbello's voice - record power company is based. She Kitchener-Waterloo is not the place to be and 4th, Tickets are $3. greatest evident in her watched something very but television, but the only when compared to Jamaica or Florida, if you The of Waterloo Fine Arts Film live show - is lost because of the University on time well make the most program during prime have to be here, you might as will be a lceture Soviet album's slick Yet, Society hosting by film/TV ballroom Viewers production. there that was dancing. out of it. After all, what did you do down critic, and scholar, Alexander on this album is still an artistic producer Lipkov would follow the dancers each well here. you can't do just as up March 6th at 7:30 at East Hall, achievement. Monday, Campus week to different competitions Your first Saturday night back (March 4) can be Room # 1219. will introduce and discuss Dalbello is on a Lipkov across One the currently with of Canada's Europe. day an- spent at Fed Hall one biggest pop the Soviet film Solovetskala Power (1988). nouncer introduced the next cross-Canada promotional tour sensations, Barney Bentail and the Legendary Directed by Marina Goldovskalia, the film is one of dance as the Tango; Dalbello for the next few weeks, after Hearts. Compared to the likes of Brucc Spring- the first Soviet films to address the issue of Gulag of a which welcome back. conjured up images sensual, she will a Cana- steen the show should be a superb hopefully in the USSR the Stalinist (or internment) during evocative dance. However what had 3 dian concert tour. Dalbello de- Lucky 7, a blues/rock band that recently a The film will be screened twice in purges. only on the dan- scribed happened screen were herself as "an artist who night stint at the Mayfair Hotel, appear at the Canada (Toronto and Waterloo) before to heading cers dressed in suits has found of If missed them at polyester a way expressing Bombshelter Friday night. you the U.S. for the San Francisco International Film Bombshelter. performing a stiff, clumsy num- herself" with music that has the May fair, to catch them at the try; Festival later this month. ber, the exact what evolved opposite to out of her own aware- The show promises to be a good one. Dalbello had This Phil's 'Hie of expected. irony ness. The Skydiggers tunnel their way into on paintings Eva McCauley are on display the idea for in the New spawned "Tango". artistic March 8. Led by Andrew Cash's backup vocalist, Concourse Gallery in the John Aird She marks an accom-

of until March 17th. Admission Another track on the album, for a artist Andy Maize, The Skydiggers are an offshoot Building is free. plishment maturing of "Immaculate is with confidence Andrew Cash's band. Jay Newman, professor philosophy at the Eyes", a moving a new and op- of will ballad that the timistic attitude. If is in- The Laurier Music at Noon concert series University Guelph discuss the topic, "Ethics contrasts quiet, She any

hiatus violinst Alec and Journalism". This free lecture will chords with Dalbello's we'll be a lot of continues after a weeks with take place at moving dication, hearing 8 in the Aird Centre voice. Cathewood and pianist Leslie De'Ath on March 2 p.m. Recital Hall. powerful The song is about Dalbello in the future.

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When Steve Earle has some- Dukes launched into "Snake Oil",

to he doesn't thing say mince probably the most political song words. He goes on and on and on on Copperhead Road. until he's good and ready to stop. Midway through the night the

Earle's three hour concert at Dukes exited the stage and left In the Centre The Square on Fri- Earle to perform two songs solo. day, February 17 was a mixture After a ten minute soliloquy on of brilliantly moving which songs the death penalty, and a con- spanned his career and lengthy troversial dedication to Gary Gil- anecdotes about everything from more and Ted Bundy, Earle the death penalty to control gun launched into a heart-wrenching his to two sons. about song a person on death A of the giant backdrop row. In sheer emotional terms the recently adopted band crest, the solo tunes outshone Earle's work skull and crossbones which ap- with the Dukes. pears on the Copperhead Road "Little Rock and Roller", a album centre from cover, occupied song Guitar Town, saw the number, stage during opening Earle sit on the edge of the stage the title track from his most and sing mournfully to those in recent album. Red spotlights the front rows. Despite the shone devilishly through the venue's size he somehow skull's sockets, casting an to draw into eye managed everyone build- eerie glow throughout the his pain at not being able to spend ing. time with his sons.

After an impressive start, on- Highlights of the three hour stage momentum did not pick up straight performance included

during the first hour of the per- "San Antonio Girl" and"The formance. The entire band put Week Of Living Dangerously",

what was required to get the both from Exit 0, "The Devil's

but added little extra songs out, Right Hand", a song from Cop- effort. What began as a mediocre perhead Road which Earle claims set switched dramatically when is not supporting control, and gun In crowd to the Centre The chy, dirty country bar, with draft roots and has done something not they launched into "Johnny Come "Guitar Town", his biggest hit be- It from Square. seems everyone beer at $7 bucks a pitcher and many performers have been able Lately", a rollicking track from fore "Copperhead Road". to bikers to families cowboys some very drunk regulars and to do. He has brought a little bit crowd hit In Copperhead Road. The the last and a half year with children have dis- young you'd see the real Steve Earle. At of country to those who've only the first frenzied high of the night since the release of Exit 0, Steve covered Steve Earle and the a hall that's used for the ballet known rock and roll. And music

- four dance - full circle. people got up to Earle has come Cop- Dukes. and operas, Earle's performance fans across the country have been and security swarmed from the perhead Road marks a dramatic While the Centre In The loses a little in the translation. turning out in droves to thank him exits to stop the revelers from departure from the earlier work Square offers excellent seating Despite the fact that the Nash- for it.

- it's rock- creating any further disturbances. on Guitar Town got a and world class acoustics, Steve ville establishment has not been In Kitchener the fans made it After that he and ier and has earned Earle explaining base, kind to Steve Earle is not suited to that sort of Earle, he has very clear that Steve Earle is wel- George Bush had several things well-deserved cross-over play. environment. Put him in a raun- remained true to those country come back anytime. nice bizarre in common ("We stay in The new sound drew a

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Controversy reigns as CFNY initiates format change

round has an air of to behind the station's predom- imprinted cau- By Tony Burke mean the end of the large scale Hunter, could resolve change sons of the last views of the sta- broadcast of alternative music the station's format again once inantly stagnant ratings tion to Hight's has initiated tion. "If for the programming. the sale of the all of Selkirk few years. Fonger a you're working schema to station can't be too negative; David "Doc" Hight is on the "I really don't know what's Broadcasting Limited's holdings three stage designed you

decide CFNY back into a of can't be a of his But his on with is finalized. put pattern you disgruntled person verge losing job. going my show", Hight "They may of like the show much that loss affects a greater number said,"They haven't told me any- they so growth. or else they'll say 'well, if you're

worker's it to other people than the average thing." Hight's program, Masters they want to syndicate disgruntled, then maybe you Application was made to the disc stations." loss because, as a jockey and Moderns, a blend of radio don't want to work here'. For job unique 1988 my CRTC on October 26, to area of 4.5 million electron- Listeners have serving an classical, new age, jazz, may already own personal listening tastes, no, change CFNY's Promise Of Per- entertainer CFNY's listeners, he is an and, ic, and ambient music, is current- noticed changes in regu- I don't like the changes but I formance. The station's applica- that hence, a voice for the people. ly broadcast Saturday and Sunday lar music format. Over the past don't listen to much radio." tion for license renewal states that of Hight is one of a number mornings on CFNY. 18 months, the station has slowly Ross a 20 old the change is "a necessary move Englefield, year at Toronto's CFNY is about the been increasing their hit ratio employees Hight optimistic at has to increase overall audience Fig- student Brock University, in a controversial pro- future of the show. The from 20% to 45% and has also caught new been in to CFNY for ures...so that the new artists tuning eight that could eliminated Cool's Blues gramming change owners of CFNY, McClean- Daddy He is one of people played can be exposed to a years. many show because, according to The who concern over the greater number of people". express Director of Jim Operations in musical direction. "It's move constitutes a reduction in change Fonger, "his show didn't fit into a to CFNY news content and the elimination joke listening regu- the new format". Masters and he said. "The 40 of category 6 music program- larly", Top Moderns be may next. music doesn't mix ming, which includes classical, appropriately When asked who was with the alternative material. In jazz, folk, and opera music. for CFNY's trans- responsible fact, it should not be mixed at formation into 'Rock 102', Hight ...Fonger maintains that it is all." Despite his disappointment "If I had to it down to replied pin with the Englefield only a "slight programming changes, one it would be Jim person, maintains that he will continue to and that CFNY "is Fonger." change" listen to the station simply be- into 40 hit down the im- not turning a Fonger played Top station cause "it is the only radio pact of the transition and factory"... that comes close to playing the maintains that it is only "a slight music I like." CFNY have brought in a com- programming change" and that puter consultant and Doug CFNY "is not turning into a Top The hearings before the radio consultant whose 40 hit Pringle, a factory." CRTC commence March 13. The programming expertise will help After a seven year history future of CFNY and David with the transition. with the station, was Fonger Hight's place in the new format

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By Dave Lackie states have also attracted the attention of Moral Ma-

elements who jority worry that the "explicit nature of his constitute Welcome performances a threat to public to this week's edition of Inside morals". have certain but Track....R.E.M. Groups picketed venues, will be playing Toronto's Maple to little effect; attendance is 10,000 Leaf Gardens on average per April 12th. Tickets are on sale 5h0w....8i1l bassist for The now at all regular Wyman, Rolling outlets....Elvis CosteUo releases a is Stones, set to a London in new this open restaurant April, single week entitled "Veronica", culled from his album new Spike. It was co-written by housing his collection of Stones memorabilia. It Costello and Paul will be called McCartney while Costello, 'Sticky Fingers' and will open at 9 Filmore Gardens Kensington. Meanwhile, the Kevin Killen and T-Bone Burnett share the pro- Stones their LP in began recording new Barbados duction credit. It's backed by the un- previously last week with producer Chris at the con- released "You're Kimsey No Good", a cover of the old trols....Level 42 have put their North American tour Blue Jeans hit. Swinging The 12-inch single and on hold indefinitely. It had been rumoured that the the CD version of Spike feature two extra tracks: The Room Lives In" band was to the Centre In Nobody (previously un- play The Square. No rea-

released) and Coal Train son Robberies", a track from was given for the cancellation....Morrissey is the album. Costello new recently attracted hundreds currently in the studio recording the follow-up to

his most recent single. "The Last Of The Interna- of fans to a midnight session at Tower signing tional Playboys". It's likely that the new single will Records, Piccadilly. He gave an impromptu 20- be released in April....The Wonder Stuff's new minute acoustic set with Nick Lowe and stayed at single "Who Wants To Be The Disco King" is the store until 3 a.m. autographing fans' copies of released this week by Polydor. It's backed with a Spike....The Stray Cats release a new single this week, "Bring It Back Again". Taken from their live version of "unbearable" and the 12-inch fea-

forthcoming album, Blast Off, Bring It Back Again, tures two additional live tracks, "No For The 13th the track is produced by longtime collaborator, Time" and "Ten Trenches Deep"....The BPI have

Dave Edmunds. The B-side features live teamed with the British the Love For The Land Benefit: This both bandmembers a version up government to open lovely couple,

of first school of In Debt, were but of the "Runaway Boys" while the 12-inch includes a of performing arts and technology in a smattering talent that donated their time

Britain. It will be co-funded the to make the 'Love For The Land' concert a real last by newly set up success Tuesday previously unavailable cover of "I Fought The British Record Industry Trust and donations from evening at Phil's Grandson's Place. The event - sponsored by the Law"....Bobby Brown, currently on the charts with

individuals. Richard Branson and Laurier Environmentalists - to private Beatles was designed provide funding to pro- "My Prerogative", was arrested onstage in Colum- tect the rainforests of Costa Rica. All profits from tickets sold and bar bia, last week last week for Martin Georgia breaking local producer George have lent their to support sales were put towards the cause, as were the fees paid to In Debt and laws which "forbid the due sexually provocative move- school, to open in Selhurst, South London the terrific follow-up act, Steve and Steve. Amstel Breweries donated actions or in 1990. It will ments, language during concerts". He specialize in contemporary perform- $300 which protected 12 acres of endangered rainforest Proceeds was detained for an hour and then allowed finish ing arts as well as the to commercial and technologi- from the night resulted in the protection of a total of 58 acres. The the show under the condition that were cal of the entertainment things aspects industry such as event was deemed a tremendous success and the Environmentalists "toned down". Brown's shows in the Southern video production and studio recording. are hoping to co-ordinate further benefits in the future. A third local

band also played that evening and were paid in full for their efforts,

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SPORTS

Hawkey Hawks Maul Mustangs

Brian Owen By than the on wanted the game more Mustangs who,

occasion, have been known to be a tad overconfi- We did it finally dent. After being owned by the Western Mustangs in Steve Cote opened the scoring for the Hawks in this the major varsity sport year pugnacious every the first period on a quick shot that eluded keeper off the of the year sweeping pucksters pulled upset Mike James. in the first round of the 'S tangs two games straight Western evened the score on a powerplay the OUAA Central Division play-offs. ad- marker soon after. Western gained the man The two wins for the Hawks now give them the Maurice tossed out of the vantage when Mike was right to advance to the division final. The Hawks for Western had the game a major spearing penalty. will meet the defending CIAU champions York for full five minutes but didn't man advantage a Yeomen this week in a best of three series final. until the final minute of their powerplay. while Game Two score Game One goes tonight at York, Hawk Rob was a factor in the Bubble. goalie Dopson major will be played Saturday night at 7 pm at the Mustangs only getting one puck into the net in York advanced to the division final by beating the the first period. Waterloo Warriors two games to one. Greg Puhalski pulled the Hawks up by one on a scramble goal in the second period that came off a Laurier 5 Western 4 in front of the Western net. Then Dan Rintche and

Tom Jackson combined for two markers on two The Hawks opened the storybook tale of that made the very nifty two-on-ones Mustang elimination last Tuesday evening in London, down- defence look like road pylons. Brent Bywater ing the favoured Mustangs 5-4. The loss for West- rebound in front rounded out the Hawk scoring on a ern was their first at home this season. of the Western net to give the Hawks a command- Mike Maurice and Brad Sparkes paced the ing 5-2 lead. Hawks with two goals apiece, while Dan Rintche

chipped in a single in the important win. The Hawk The third period was mostly a defensive shooters forced Western goalie Mike James to an endeavor for the Hawks who by this time obviously early shower midway through the second frame as smelled victory. The Mustangs potted the only goal

they scored four goals on only twelve shots. late in the period as Mike Tomlak found net on a

An obviously stunned Mustang squad must slapshot that dipped under Dopson's glove for their have been shaking their heads in disbelief at the third and final goal.

tenacity of the Hawks' winning effort. The loss The Hawks were obviously pumped for the ball for and certainly placed Western behind the eight series against the usually very strong Mustangs

the Hawks' home ice. for the win. The battle of course isn't game two on were hungry

over yet as they now meetthe Yeomen for the Divi- Laurier 5 Western 3 sion championship.

Ice Chips: The York/Laurier match-up is reminis- their The Hawkey Hawks played biggest game cent of the final confrontation in 1986. That series of the season last Friday evening at the Bubble, was marked by more body contact in the stands the from the with a knocking Mustangs play-offs, the ice...York be without number 1 than on may 5-3 stomping before a highly vocal Laurier crowd. goaltender Mark Applewaite for the series after he As the game was extremely tight right Coach has reason smile. After a rather dismal expected Wayne Gowing to suffered an injury in game three of the matchup from the start. Close checking with lots of clutching pre-Christmas record, the Hawks exploded, culminating a superb against the Waterloo Warriors...Rob Dopson fin- and was the of both teams used second half with old fashioned of the Western grabbing style play a good, thumping ished the regular season in second place in the to and the on each other. However the The Hawks host York at the Bubble. Ad try get edge Mustangs. on Saturday OUAA with a superb 2.85 goals against aver- Hawkers came up huge and the vance tickets are on sale in the A.C. "out-everythinged" ended in age...Greg Puhalski, the Hawk sniper, up Mustangs for the win. 11th with 46 points on 20 goals and 26 assists...The It was apparent that the underdog Hawks Hawks are ranked number 7 in the nation this week. Choma leads WLU charge to CFL

he felt Dove should have By Lucien Boivin paper, avoidance of Graffi and Rainey, O'Brien and Sean Foudy and the first Hawk been picked. also dis- Newbrough was Western's Louie Cafazzo were The other Laurier Canadian Football eligible at how late his Saturday's appointed players earlier picks, as the CFL scouts who was not drafted was draft of player He felt his League university players were picked. players displayed a bias towards Cana- kicker Steve An OUAA an "overall Rainey. were selected one round later was disappointment" dian prospects who played at for second team all-star, he set the than WLU Head Coach Rich New- he believed they should have American colleges. Five of eight team's record for most field goals been. brough, as only three of five this No Golden Hawks in a career season. first-round selections and four eligible were Choma was only the fourth placekickers were selected this second-round selections selected. OUAA player selected in the (if you in the draft. include year he third- Simon Fraser) attended The British Columbia Lions draft although was a Aside from the CFL's American institutions. round choice. Only York's John once again showed their high ROHAN DOVE regard for the Laurier football

program by drafting two Hawk Plethora of bests runners gridiron stalwarts, tackle Mike personal pace Choma in the third round and

cornerback Rohan Dove in the to The Cord middle distance Special event was the 1500 metres with Paul Self and Wayne fourth round. The Toronto Riley accepting the challenge. Self cruised to a sth place result while Argonauts, who have also a his- On Friday night, when most people were enjoying some time off, Riley, despite a haircut, could only place 11th.

tory of drafting Laurier talent, team was at of the Laurier track the University Toronto track compe- The 3000 metres was the only other individual event contested picked centre Brian Breckles in in the final meet of the Most of the athletes and Laurier ting preparatory season. had three competitors. Adam Wellstead, Wayne Riley the seventh round. showed late season form. great and Tom Gosling all stepped onto the track, with Wellstead finishing

team a new face the school colours in Mark 7th, Bth, and 10th. The biggest surprise of the The saw wearing Riley Gosling O'Connor. He showed an adaptation to the indoor track The Laurier draft for the WLU football com- promptly relays gave two good placings, with the 4x200 team

in metres scene darting to a new season's best for Laurier the 60 placing sth overall and the 4x400 team 3rd finish. munity was the omission of sec- by gaining a place his with a 7.51 clocking. He then finished second in section of the The 4x200 ond team all-Canadian linebacker team was comprised of Marie O'Connor (competing in his Jon 300 metres. third event), David Sin, Jeff Tomlin, Graffi from the CFL's player and Kevin Schilling (who ran The 300 metres also saw impressive results registered by David his fastest shopping list. Newbrough felt ever 200 m leg). The 4x400 team consisted of Lindsay Ren- that, Sin and Kevin Schilling, both running to personal bests in the event. nie, Jeff based on their performances Tomlin, Wayne Riley (competing in his third event) and this Sin first in his section, Schilling fourth. David Sin in season, Graffi was the placed (also competing his third event). Rennie Laurier's lone athlete in the 1000 but Hawks' best with Lindsay was metres The efforts culminate this and when pro prospect, year's Friday Saturday accounted for himself well with a fourth place finish. The other Laurier travels to Choma being die second pick. On he York University for the OUAA Championships. The Cord Weekly sports 20 Thursday, March 2,1989

Coulthard calls it quits

By Brad Lyon season, anywhere from 80-100 season, when the Golden Hawks hours a week can be put in had a 6-6 season, and reached the "You have to know when it's travel, through practice and OUAA West division semi-finals, time to go." The coaching games. profession only to lose to the Windsor Lan- is an up and down area of work, That is an adage that many cers. and to coaches all levels but according Coulthard, when at espouse, Next on his agenda, Coulthard you are have few actually uphold the principle young you a naive is at a more enthusiasm that makes looking slightly in their actions. you feel relaxed lifestyle, if you call look- like can find silver Golden Hawks' basketball you always a after three mun- That enthusiasm ing screaming coach Chris Coulthard did. lining. simply chkins his as a waned. (read children) Last after Tuesday evening house-husband a relaxed life.

For a the Hawks' playoff loss to the family man, the coach-

ing commitment was too Waterloo Warriors, Coulthard an- simply Official Athletic Department much to As nounced he was resigning as head expect anymore. Reaction Coulthard stated: "It was a basketball coach and as a member very trails to a fine of the tough decision, but in heart Happy WLU Physical Education my Athletic Director Newbrough you know it's time to I department, effective the end of go. finally was not completely surprised by made the decision June. because my Coulthard's announcement "But, wife was comfortable with it. coach and a future house The announcement took most I'm sorry to see it happen. He Once but it we were on the same and people by surprise, was a gave everything as a player a it became decision that Coulthard has been wavelength, very coach. He's been affiliated with

for almost easy." time. It's - considering two years. this university a long husband Chris Coulthard In fact, he had broached the topic like losing family." The Golden Hawks, with Comment by Brad Lyon prior to that year, and the first Coulthard at the helm, could have I game covered was the Water-

he has been on for several as a It's a move gone years Somewhere along the line in loo/Laurier grudge match. competitive, but mediocre team. for for two "It's like four as a member of the considering losing family"... my years The day before the But the scenario would not Saturday Sports Department here at The years.... game, I went down to the A.C. change. "It was simply time for a Cord, somebody told me that and introduced myself to change; change is good," accord- journalists shouldn't get emo- Coulthard, explained my situation ing to Coulthard. to Athletic Director Rich New- For Newbrough, though, the tional in their writing. Well that and tried to find out exactly what brough during a staff meeting in biggest is to find person was wrong. problem trying of had. It is a change, though, that in- type team we He couldn't December. The decision was someone to Coulthard any- replace Just week have been volves leaving a school which has over a ago, a mem- any more helpful if I but of the thing a spur moment soon enough that some recruiting been his home for 17 ber of the WLU coaching staff had wanted him to be. I that years. guess move. can be done for next season. But announced he was that Coulthard played at Waterloo was giving up the an image has stayed with Coulthard, For he finally de- there are several roadblocks to a reins as head coach of the Lutheran from 1969-1971, and Golden me time here. cided that it was time for a One is an institu- throughout my quick hiring. Basketball Hawks. Chris was an all-Canadian in 1970. Over the think change. Games in the OUAA tional regulation that states that years, I it was Coulthard said he was just burnt Coulthard began his basket- because of him I West have been won or lost in the all positions must be opened to that continued to out from coaching, and didn't feel ball last few the result of the coaching career at the Uni- watch and cover basketball, even years as on-campus applications before he could put the time and effort of team versity Western Ontario in the though it certainly is not the quality of recruiting a and going to off-campus sources. sport into the job that it required. He mid-1970'5, as head coach of the I am most coach can do. Coulthard was The other issue is the teaching knowledgeable in. He also announced he was leaving Lady Basketball On me about simply unwilling to put the Mustangs. aspect of Coulthard's job. taught some of the little the Physical Education depart- returning to WLU, he coached Coulthard nuances in the that I would amount of time and effort re- assumed a fairly heavy game ment, probably by June. and an assistant not have had quired into the job. volleyball was academic load, therefore, Dr. Bill any knowledge of coach for the basketball I don't know about otherwise. team un- McTeer, head of the academic anyone Monday morning, I al- "It takes so hours in just many der then-coach Don Smith. He else in this institution, but I'm knew that he would be in side of the Physical Education, ways recruiting time, here. If I'm not has miss him. When I first his office for been head coach for the past will have have going to some comments on to some say in willing to put this time in, then heard his intended the week's eight seasons, with a career at who is added to the department. about resigna- past activities, and how I the can expect players I WLU 14 I and I after home his office spanning years. One potential scenario is that tion, was really shocked, a game was have to that commitment in." put was saddened. for the a new basketball coach not certainly always open probing ques- During his distinguished may tions of be hired. an investigative reporter. The coach said that his deci- necessarily A couple of In as a WLU career, Coulthard has ac- my years sportswriter within sion was a of the fact that people the Athletic De- at WLU, I have to know Above all, he was can- product cumulated several personal ac- gotten always have did with he was simply tired of the work complishments, including three partment apparently ex- Coulthard in a way that few me about the problems involved with pressed an interest in the in this school have with the team. I felt that I varsity coaching. A OUAA Coach of the Year position, people ever always which consideration was the would necessitate hiring had the When I first was the on major awards. His last coaching ac- opportunity. getting straight goods

the the new people in other areas of the started at the team's and hours job required. During colade came after the 1985-86 covering sports WLU, strengths All that is certain for first beat it in that program. my (and only one as weaknesses, maybe a way is that now someone will have to was to turn out), was the men's no other writer did around here. It be added in to the department basketball team. I had never seen is impossible to remember how

some capacity. a full basketball game in my life many times we went off-the-

record as he let me in on just

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Hawks. RESERVE ENTRY Maybe the signs that

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(RESO) season. He switched from his

usual WLU sweater he wore dur- When you book a TOP DECK Europe Tour tie. ing games, to a jacket and Summer and part-time employment is of 16 days or more, TOP DECK and much, but a dif- available to full-time post-secondary Nothing maybe, TRAVEL CUTS will introduce to London you ference. On the bench, the students looking for a physical and poten- for 5 days at only $ 1.00 per day! seemed sub- mental challenge, do you have what tially fiery temper

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Here are your Lady Hawks Lady Hawks proud hosts of weekend #8 OWIAA finals this Kris -- Name: Peel, Season 3.7 pts, 1.8 Position: Point Guard rebounds First Round: Lakehead By Jeff Dragich vs Height: 5'4" Season Hi-lites: joining the start- Notes: Ranked ninth in CIAU Fourth this Age: 22, year ing line-up year; shifting The Wilfrid Laurier Business Lady Program: Diploma from point guard to off guard. Hawks have -- high hopes going Statistics: OWIAA 9.1 pts, Career Hi-lite: making the Team: York Yeowomen into the OWIAA basketball free throws, 2.8 assists 77.1% playoffs each of the last 3 years Coach: Bill Panos tournament that begins tomorrow -- 9.8 Season pts, 70.3% Next Year: applied to teacher's Record: 8-4 at the Athletic Complex. After an free throws, 2.8 assists college

Season - 10.4 5.7 Finish: Third points, up and down season that saw (East) Season Hi-lites: defeating Wind- Tournament Outlook: "I think 2.4 assists Not Available rebounds, them finish at the Hawks Key Players: in overtime at the A.C.; 8-6, sor we can make it to the finals. Any- Season Hi-lite: the way the team for First Round: vs Western Gold Rush qualified post-season play by selected to pre-season thing less would be disappoint- came together in the road win at finishing tied for third in their tournament all-star team. ing. Windsor. division. Career Hi-lite: selected to Career Hi-lites: selected to the the Team: Ottawa Gee-Gees Name: Sue #14 However, hosting tourna- OWIAA all-star team two years Little, league all-star team and as team the Coach: Wanda Pilon Position: Forward ment gives Laurier home- ago. MVP last Record: 6-6 6'o" season. where fin- Next Year: attend teacher's col- Height: court advantage they Next Year: student Finish: Fourth working as a ished 6-1 in play. Also, (East) lege Age: 21, Third year league in Clarkson and Gor- Janet accounts at head coach Gary Jeffries feels Key Players: Swords, Tournament Outlook: "The Program: Physical Education don that the between first and last Anne Legault Statistics: OWIAA - 11.4 gap toughest game will be Laurentian. pts, Tournament Outlook: "I believe First Round: vs McMaster 77.6% free 8.4 rebounds in the tournament has narrowed If we shoot well we can go all the throws, Laurentian we are going to upset this Season - 11.9 72% way to the finals." pts, year. Friday night. We will be in the free throws, 8 rebounds Looking ahead to tomorrow's final." Team: McMaster Marauders Season Hi-lite: the road trip to first round match the Name: Renata Dykstra, #11 against Coach: Lakehead, both the travel and the AnneLindley Eastern Division champion Position: Forward Record: 11-3 strong on the second day. game Laurentian Voyageurs, Jeffries Height: 5'9" Finish: First (West) Career Hi-lite: playing well knows what it will take to win, Age: 22, Third year Key Players: Gloria Tomasevic, against Toronto in the first round "In one game, anything can hap- Program: History and Sociology Heather McKay of the last year, losing by playoffs As the favourites, all the - 8.1 4.9 pen. Statistics: OWIAA pts, First Round: vs Ottawa just 5 points. will be on them. We rebounds pressure Notes: Swept season series with Next Year: returning to WLU know we can 20 minutes - play Season 7.9 pts, 4.5 65-54 and also Tournament Outlook: "I'm WLU, 62-58; against top ten teams, we just rebounds defeated Laurier 75-53 in looking forward to playing pre- have to solid halves Season Hi-lite: selected put two to- being season. Laurentian. If we all well, play It down WLU athlete of the week gether. comes to execu- we can take them." tion. If take of Career Hi-lites: moving into the we advantage our

opportunities to score, and play Name: Kim Fritzley, #7 Name: Catherine Foulon, #10 starting line-up; making the Team: Western Mustangs well at both ends, we can do it." Position: Centre playoffs each Position: Guard year. Coach: Cheryl Kryluk Next Year: to WLU Height: 5'4" Height: 6'l" returning Friday's events feature Record: 11-3

Fourth 22, Fourth Tournament Outlook: "Every- Lakehead Age: 22, year Age: year vs Toronto at 2:00; Ot- Finish: Second (West) If Honours Business body must play well. we Program: Physical Education Program: play tawa vs McMaster, 4:00; York vs Key Players: Michelle Mommer-

- like for 40 Statistics: OWIAA - 5.4 2.1 Statistics: OWIAA 11.8 we can, minutes, we and Laurier pts, Western, 6:00; vs steeg, Michelle Lay beat Laurentian." rebounds points, 6.4 rebounds, 2.5 assists can Laurentian 8:30. The at Opening First Round: vs York

Ceremonies for the weekend go Notes: Split season series with at 8:00 before Lady Dunkers just miss third place just the Lady WLU; lost 56-55 to Laurier, and Hawks' tilt won 63-46.

which the inside By Jeff Dragich defence opened up game."

The Laurier Basketball Hawks finished Lady up Laurier4s Waterloo 37 1989 OWIAA Basketball Team: Lakehead Nor'westers the regular season with two wins and a loss. The Hawks entered the Waterloo By gym knowing Tournament Preview Coach: Stu Julius splitting a pair with Brock, and dropping Waterloo that a victory could clinch a playoff berth. Record: 8-6 well, Laurier finished the at 8-6. This as season was Determined not to suffer a letdown against the Team: Laurentian Voyageurs Finish: Third (West) good enough for a third place tie with Lakehead. league's doormat, the team gave one of their best available the Nor'westers Head Coach: Peter Ennis Key Players: Not However, were awarded third defensive efforts of the the year. However, sporadic place. Record: 11-1 First Round: vs Toronto play of the offence kept the score close. Laurier Finish: First Notes: First season in OWIAA; 68 Brock 63 Once (East) again, Foulon led the way with 11 points. season series with In a crucial between contenders for a Key Players: Chantal St. Martin split WLU, match-up Peel chipped in with, while Dykstra grabbed 8 and 50-40. First Round Match: vs Laurier winning 54-40, playoff spot, the. Hawks opened some distance be- losing rebounds to go with her 8 points. tween themselves and the Badgers. In the final Notes: Ranked eighth in CIAU; Brock 56 Laurier 42 defeated WLU in December Gold home game of the regular season Laurier came out for Having already qualified post-season play, Team: Wilfrid Laurier in fine form. One of their best offensive efforts of Rush tourney. Lady the Hawks were overwhelmed by a team playing the Hawks year helped as Brock was crashing the offensive for pride. Absolutely frigid on offence, Laurier shot boards. Coach: Gary Jeffries just 29%, and made only 2 of 10 free throws. Brock Toronto Blues Record: 8-6 The match-up featured a balanced attack. Team: Varsity was also allowed to use some tactics that rough Finish: Catherine Foulon led the with 18 Sue Coach: Michele Fourth (West) way points. Belanger went uncalled. See Little and Kim Fritzley each had 12, while Renata Record: 10-2 Key Players: accompanying Little contributed 13 points and 11 rebounds - Dykstra added 10. Kris Peel dished out six assists. Finish: Second (East) story 9 off the offensive glass. Foulon finished with 7 Round: vs Laurentian Coach Gary Jeffries felt that his team's outside Key Players: Mary Anne Kowal, First points. Carrie Lanning gave some quality minutes Denise Scott Notes: Finished 6-1 at home. shooting was die key to victory. "We shot the ball off the bench and ended with 6 points. well from the outside. It forced them to extend their

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OUAA Hockey West OUAA Basketball GP W L T Team GP W L T F A Pis Team F A Pts 1110 1 0 Western 26 19 2 5 168 79 43 Decapatators 0 0 20 Team GP W L T F A Pis Team GP W L T F A Pis Waterloo 26 15 8 3 143 86 33 Strangers 11 9 2 000 18 Brock 26 16 9 1 160 114 33 Western 14 12 2 012541045 24 York 26 14 9 3 118 108 31 Peanuts 11 9 2 0 0 0 18 Windsor 26 14 11 1 125 101 29 14 12 2 01121956 24 Pack 11 7 4 0 LAURIER 26 13 10 3 113 85 29 Guelph Pleasure 0 0 14 Ryerson 26 13 12 1 130 119 27 Waterloo 14 11 3 011581029 22 Toronto 26 11 12 3 104 109 25 PilDogs 11 5 6 0 0 0 10 Laurentian 26 3 22 1 79 188 7 McMaster 14 8 6 011011041 16 Barons 11 2 8 1 26 7 15 4 102 142 18 Brick-Red 0 0 5 Guelph McMaster 26 2 23 1 80 193 5 Windsor 14 6 8 012121341 12 Mohicans 11 1 9 1 003

LAURIER 14 4 10 0 9891136 8 Results: Results: Lakehead 14 3 11 010661195 6 Semi Finals Semi Finals Brock 14 0 14 010541212 0 LAURIER 5, Western 4 Ryerson 7, Windsor 4 LAURIER 5, Western 3 Intramural Hockey H Windsor 6, Ryerson 3 Results: Ryerson 1, Windsor 0 Quarter Finals York 3, Waterloo2 Team GP W L T F A Pts Waterloo 86, LAURIER 65 Waterloo York 2 Vertical Smiles 10 7 1 2 0 0 5, Brock 3, Laurentian 1 16 McMaster 94, Windsor 90 York 3, Waterloo 1 Molson Whalers 10 8 2 0 0 0 16 Brock 3, Laurentian 2 (OT) SemiFinals Creasers 10 6 4 0 0 0 12 Guelph 74, Waterloo 48 Games: 10 5 5 0 0 0 10 Upcoming Upcoming Games: Lonely Guys Western 81, McMaster 72 5 5 Division Finals Division Finals Mad Hackers 10 0 0 0 10 West Division Final LAURIER at York (Thursday, 7:30 pm) Biff 10 3 6 1 0 0 7 Brock vs Ryerson Western 73, Guelph 68 York at LAURIER (Saturday, 7:00 pm) Snappers 10 3 7 0 0 0 6

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OWIAA Basketball TAMIAE Hockey Team GP W L T F A Pts Team GP W L T F A Pts UQTR 26 20 3 3 171 83 43 GP W L T F A Pis Waterloo 12 12 0 0 0 0 24 Team GP W L T F A Pts Team McGill 26 19 4 3 173 76 41 13 11 2 0 53 30 22 Western 12 10 2 0 0 0 20 McMaster 14 11 3 0 967 812 22 Kansas City Concordia 26 14 10 2 118 101 30 14 10 4 0 72 39 20 Guelph 12 8 4 0 0 0 16 Western 14 11 3 0 939 833 22 Boston Queen's 26 12 12 2 115 127 26 14 7 7 0 50 47 14 McMaster 12 5 7 0 0 0 10 Lakehead 14 8 6 0 875 845 16 Toronto Ottawa 26 8 105 18 0 148 16 13 6 6 1 54 48 13 LAURIER 12 4 8 0 0 0 8 LAURIER 14 8 6 0 757 777 16 Pittsburgh RMC 26 2 22 2 88 233 6 Brock 13 6 7 0 56 53 12 12 3 9 0 0 0 6 Brock 14 7 7 0 919 904 14 Philadelphia Windsor 14 5 8 1 54 65 11 12 0 12 0 0 0 0 Windsor 14 6 8 0 882 911 12 Minnesota Results: 58 Calgary 14 5 9 0 26 10 Guelph 14 3 11 0 715 910 6 Semi Finals New York 13 3 10 0 30 54 6 Waterloo 14 2 12 0 720 782 4 UQTR 6, Queen's 1 Queen's 3, UQTR 2 (2 OT) OWIAA Volleyball Results: UQTR 15, Queen's 1 February 22 CIAU Top 10 Hockey Team GP W L T F A Pis Waterloo 73, Windsor 55 McGill 7, Concordia 2 McMaster 14 13 1 0 0 0 26 Western 76, Brock 69 McGill Concordia 3 5, Windsor 14 13 1 0 0 ' 0 26 February 25 1. UQTR Western 14 10 4 0 0 0 20 Waterloo 53, Guelph 4 Upcoming Games: 2. Moncton Brock 14 6 8 0 0 0 12 Windsor 73, McMaster 69 3. Alberta Waterloo 14 5 9 0 0 0 10 Brock 56, LAURIER 42 Division Finals Lakehead 14 5 9 0 0 0 10 4. Calgary UQTR vs McGill Guelph 14 4 10 0 0 0 8 5. McGill Games: LAURIER 14 0 14 0 0 0 0 Upcoming OWIAA Championship Tournament 6. Saskatchewan 3-5. atWLU, March 7. LAURIER Games at 2, 4,6 and Bpm each day. A fan bus is going to York tonight. 8. Manitoba 9. Acadia Get tickets in the Concourse. your 10. York/ St. Thomas

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Smith leads wave of Hawks in Ottawa

motivated Several other Hawks also keeping these athletes Special to the Cord finishing in the 100 metre back- in what many coaches feel is the

made the and, one of the longest varsity stroke. race which tests a team's strength trip although they through

did not accumulate their seasons. It's taken several years and a and depth. Smith, Verhoeve, points, sport After swimming a great relay contributions to the team not At the Gun: Laurier finished few disappointing performances Menniga and Stratford combined can Peter Stratford was almost leg, the 15 the Gold- their beat the be overlooked. First swim- 13th out of competing but it appears as though stroke specialties to year too pumped for his up top event, out- men's Swim Team is Ontario Uni- mers Marten Jansen, Marc Grant, schools from across Ontario, en Hawks relay teams from 11 the 100 mere breaststroke. The and Dave distancing and the host finally on the verge of breaking versities. Hugh Vandenberg Ryerson twelfth overall was dis- place luck is echelons of OUAA Stableforth have all shown im- Ottawa best of into the upper Their time will certainly rank squad...The appointing for Stratford who felt that the Hawks will offered to Laurier's two remain- swimming. them in the top 15 relay teams in provements he should have dominated the need to build to continue ing swimmers in active competi- the country. This combination upon The Hawks travelled to the consolation final. The next day he their climb the As tion -- Anne Ottenbrite and also scored high for Laurier in up standings. of Ottawa for the University came back, though, and grabbed dedica- Doucette -- who two other relays, taking twelfth in well, the commitment and Lenore are OUAA championships February for the Hawks in the more points headed for Vancouver for the the 4x50 Medley and thirteenth in tion of Jan Rehill and Paul Self to 17-18, knowing they had come 200 metre breaststroke. gruelling CIAU swim finals. the 4x200 Freestyle. has assisted Coach Dean Boles in with a drastic improvement In his second Stratford up only year, over last year's results or else live has the best shot of perhaps any the shadow of the in Lady Hawk at making CIAU qualifying Hawks' performance the week Hawks look to next season standards next season. Lady before. And drastically improve A few one-hundredths of a Seunath and Julie Van they did, more than doubling their Grenier their visit to Steeltown. Their a) Raquel second was all that kept Rich By Serge Straten must continue their devel- total team points from last stated was to try and take year. Menniga from placing on Friday goal but also must more Laurier also had swimmers File the Laurier women's vol- one in the match from the opment play place in the 50 metre freestyle. So on game but With Hall in eight events (a WLU team's season under 'D' McMaster powerhouse, they aggressively. Cathy separate Saturday he swam an outstanding leyball and Sue Lankowski came close to their objective graduating, team record). personal best 100 metre freestyle for done. May it rest in peace. only in the second they will also have to assert them- to ensure he made consolation game. Rookie David Smith had the The Lady Volleyball Hawks Coach Cookie Leach all selves team leaders. finals. finished four- gave as Menniga the final of the most outstanding individual per- wrote chapter her players the to see b) This rookies must avoid teenth in a race where first and opportunity year's formance, taking sixth place in 1988-89 season the Friday before some court time in this last sea- the last place were less than a second sophomore jinx. the province in the 200 metre Reading Week with a 3-0 loss to and most and became the first Hawk son contest was happy apart, divisional c) Recruiting should focus on backstroke. This was the first co-champions able to in the at being to play an away ever get points heavily 15- finding a setter for Paula time a WLU swimmer made McMaster. Game scores were backup without in- contested event. game sustaining any sprint Baker, a middle hitter who is at finals (top eight) at the OUAA's 4,15-9 and 15-0. juries. least 5'10" and is of- in Smith did not fare Without a doubt the most ex- With the season already over aggressive recent years. In the West division, the Lady and defensive of the weekend was in all but name and little of fensively, two quite as well in the sprint version citing race hope Hawks finished the season in specialists who could come in of his specialty but he still the 4xloo Medley Relay. The beating McMaster, the Lady eighth place with an 0-14 record for in and play in the backcourt off the managed a solid thirteenth place Hawks came sixth in the province Hawks played mostly pride and 3-42 record at the a game bench. level. McMaster and Windsor Warrior sinks Hawks d) Pray that this squad will not be Stingy defence tied for first place in the division decimated as by for cru- with 13-1 records, but that did not injuries cial it has been the last bonus. The fouls also hurt as they limited the effec- games as By Raoul Treadway earn them a spot in the CIAU top two tiveness of two of the Hawks' most years. important ten. It was a mirror image of OUAA West basket- and Marcotullio. Both players—Danny Deep Tony After Match ball quarterfinals two seasons ago. Looking to next year: a point: The final curtain had accumulated three fouls before minutes eight such the has fallen the The Waterloo Warriors got out to an early 10 season as Lady Hawks on WLU women's had in the half. expired 1988-89 point lead last Tuesday, and never looked back on have had, the question that needs volleyball season. It also The score at the half was 41-21 for the War- their to the Laurier Golden Hawks be addressed is what does the marks the conclusion of way ousting to my three riors. from further a score of 86- need avoid of for playoff competition by team to a repeat per- years game coverage this The second half saw a Hawk resurgence as the 65. formance? Here are some obser- publication. Thanks for reading Laurier offence finally came alive. When combined Emotions flared, and fouls predominated even vations: this space. with some excellent defensive efforts, the Hawk of- before the opening tipoff. A Hawk player was al- fensive threats finally unleashed their potential. For leged to have projected a spherical object towards Curlers finish fourth the first five minutes of the half, it was the Paul the Warriors' mascot, hitting him in the eye and DeSantis aerial show, as he scored all 16 of his They came oh so close to taking home a bronze medal from the sending him to the hospital for treatment of a con- points in the second frame. DeSantis was playing in OWIAA tact lens problem. curling championships. his last as a Golden Hawk, and certainly went for the Laurier Once the under the game But Lady Hawk curling squad, it was just not to be game finally got way, note. out on a high took to the ice at the Westmount Golf and Club two Hawks suffered from an excess of emotions. They as they Curling weekends were unable to score in the first four minutes of the Marcotullio, despite early foul trouble, also ago. The of Sue Kim Deb and their first free throw came alive in the second of his team, consisting Shepley, Wright, Byers game, only getting point on a half, grabbing 17 Kate McDowell finished in a fourth tie overall, but by Dave Kleuskens. By this time, though, Waterloo game high 19 points in the second stanza. officially place

not until after a shootout. had opened a 10-0 lead from which they would Despite the lop-sidedness of the loss, outgoing At the end of round-robin the Hawks found themselves never look back. coach Chris Coulthard had some accolades for his play, Lady in tie for third with Brock and Trent. A shootout foul one of the results of "It would have been roll a three-way place Early problems were squad. very easy to over was used to determine the final medalist, with Brock out the Hawks' highly emotional start, as only seven and die in the second half, but we came out and coming on

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AuthoritarianismItselfAsserts

Donne the American civil official would their free- know and By Flanagan iiig Vietnam, whether or not to obey an people give up gays lesbians, says Alt- Canadian Press movement, Kent State, Mai dom," he meyer, the tends University rights to score low, with Liberals in the says. experience to the The lower their Lai, Chicago Democratic con- middle. But the relation is weak. causes of this hostility.

vention—like the FLQ crisis—all authoritarian orientation are ob- Altmeyer found similar The FLQ crisis, the Nazi as- results when were cases of unconscionable viously complex, but Altmeyer testing students' cension to power in Germany, a boil sexual attitudes. authoritarian behaviour. Altmeyer What's worrisome is says they basically down to a He found low- conservative sentiment more growing level authoritarian reluctantly admits, though, during person's experiences with people tend to how to among university students—these willing people are affected have had least or the October crisis he too agreed authority and how it's at two three sex- three items don't immediately such accept impingements ual the with the government's actions, them. partners by age of 18 or seem to share a common thread, on their freedom. like 90 of for in school 19. "just per cent the popu- If, example, high but they do. For Bob Altmeyer fellow But more results lation," he says. you saw students punished interesting they all exemplify a disturbing with actions are found the " for their highly ;': "■' > '- ' "'"•' ' :'' • : too Vv severely you .V y tenancy: society's largely blind It is worrisome how it is "In countries like the Soviet authoritarian Hie women easy might have seen this as an in- people. willingness to submit to to civil liberties in a Union the tend not have premarital sex but suspend right now, justice and begin to question authority. the like Canada, even authoritarians are the hard line in males, says Altmeyer, are country authority your life—especially What's more worri- doctrinary if the temporarily. communists...people you were on receiving end some is how willing are to Gorbachev's reforms of "In times of people resisting of the punishment. "On the other apparent na- "(Altmeyer's) results make " accept such impingements on perestroika and glasnost would hand "if crisis it is t says Altmeyer, you tional pretty easy sense...authoritarianism is their freedom tend to be most authoritarian and that never see injustice, you to to based and in- get people give up status oriented. People who on fear quo might have a rosy view of Over the 15 years Alt- their if the past reform and the rights govern- want to change authority." security" meyer has tested the attitudes of ment says it's best." I would bet, would be system, Varied personal experiences students at the of University less inclined toward also play a role in changing Manitoba towards authority. Not authoritarianism," he says, people's attitudes towards the "just as big a set of tomcats as the only do students strongly tend to Altmeyer, a University of status quo and authority, accord- low males and fe- submit to this is Altmeyer's life experiences, (authoritarian) Manitoba psychology professor, power, tendency to "As males." he have made him value ing Altmeyer. a whole, has studied getting stronger. Between 1973 says, people's attitudes . authoritarians don't like and students' personal rights and freedoms. the towards for 15 1988 average scores Here, authoritarians show authority years he scale have risen 20 Self-described of poor "hillbilly homosexuality," says. and doesn't much like what he on Altmeyer's bne of their major charac- But when asked if stock" from the mid-western they know While sees. He traces history percent teristics—hypocrisy. through lesbians United States, his any or gay men, very family's authoritarian men often believe the legal rise to power of the In his research, Altmeyer uses often they will say they and the sex is are Nazis way they premarital wrong, they which confront what he did as a child. This gave achieve questionnaires not celibate themselves. maneuvered to a suspen- students with various hypotheti- him great freedom. "I get spiny is unlikely (about 10 percent of sion of the German constitution In what the is made of Altmeyer says this is an ex- cal situations. those situations, when people tell me to population gay which allowed Hitler to rule by of I men and If ample a thought process com- the test have to decide d0...(50) want to find out why lesbians). they get to decree. subjects mon to high-score authoritarians—they rationalize "By and large people double standards. responded to Hitler as someone But these realizations are not who brought law and order," says particularly new. People have Altmeyer. But the German people suspected this correlation for a were sadly misled. The human long time. This is especially true tragedy of the consequences of of artists and writers, Alt- Nazi Germany cannot be says meyer citing the likes of Faulkner measured nor easily expressed. It and Tennessee Williams, and was the worst thing to happen in even Trudeau's Doonesbury the world's history. Gary 1 ' . '' • ' : comic strip. And, in fact, accord- 1970 the Front In October de ing to University of Winnipeg Liberation du Quebec, a revolu- statistics professor Alexander

tionary separatist organization Basilevsky, it's basically com- Pierre kidnapped Laporte, a mon sense.

Quebec cabinet minister (whom "(Altmeyer's) results make they later killed), and James sense...authoritarianism is based Cross, a low-ranking British offi- fear and on insecurity," he says. cial, demanding the release of 50 And feelings of fear and in- political prisoners. When police security can explain much of the couldn't find the FLQ after a authoritarian's actions. week, the Trudeau cabinet in-

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authoritarianism could be ans- the "(It gave the government) wered with this sort of experi- same powers as Hitler got. Cana- j mental basis. "It's like acid rain. dians lost all civil i You couldn't come to conclu- liberties...(And) the vast majority sions on the effects from the basis Canadians of approved," says of experimentation." He this indicates Altmeyer. says As far as statistics go, between there is a fair parallel what Basilevsky says, Altmeyer's how the German acted in people research has come up with is a 1933 and Canadians in 1970. j yardstick to measure authoritarianism. So, Altmeyer crisis it is pretty easy to get has with the come up answer to people to give up their rights if "What is authoritarianism?" it's best," he the government says Basilevsky thinks it would be says. more interesting to find out "why" it is. He adds that between the But all this work and worry stories of Hitler's rule and the im- about authoritarianism. Is it so plementation of the War bad? Aren't there any good things Measures Act, the endings only Alt- to say about it? Perhaps, says are different. Trudeau restored After Hitler meyer. all, Adolf did Hitler civil liberties, never gave build the Autobahn. them another thought. "We may want trains to run

on time, but authoritarians put the From Altmeyer's past he damndest them—like recalls other instances of things on Jews to Auschwitz." authoritarianism gone awry. Dur-