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Associated Press missiles on each side to be destroyed by launching them W ASHIN GTON-President without their warheads or by Reagan and Soviet leader Mik­ dismantling and exploding hail Gorbachev, in a landmark their components. moment of superpower affairs, “ We can be proud of planting signed a treaty Tuesday ban­ this sapling which may one day ning intermediate-range nu­ grow into a great oak of clear missiles and began talks peace,” Gorbachev that would reduce the number proclaimed. of more threatening long-range “May December 8th, 1987 be­ weapons. come a date that will be in­ scribed in the history books-a There were “no surprises or date that will mark the new proposals” during the first watershed separating the era day of the three-day summit, of a mounting risk of nuclear an administration official said war from the era of a Tuesday evening after both demilitarization of human leaders expressed satisfaction life,” the Soviet leader said. with the day’s main order of business. Said Reagan: “We can only “We have made history,” hope that this history-making Reagan declared after he and agreement will not be an end Gorbachev spent more than in itself, but a beginning.” three minutes putting their Reagan and Gorbachev, signatures-time and again- leaders of the world’s foremost into leather-bound volumes capitalist and communist containing the treaty and societies, sat side by side to accompanying documents. sign the agreement under the The INF treaty gives the su­ cut-glass chandeliers of the perpowers close to three years E ast Room. Flower power to destroy their arsenals of After the day’s summitry A senior's room is flagrantly fragrant after she The student, who asked to remain anonymous, has medium-and short-range mis­ was over, Gorbachev hosted a received 300 roses from a person she has dated. already given about half of the roses away to friends. siles in the 340-to 3,000-mile range. This process allows 100 see SUMMIT, page 6 Auto accident victim is recovering from her injuries By JIM RILEY cording to the report filed with p.m. Monday at the Juniper campus sophomore, was cross­ Sikorski said he also needed News Editor the University by Officer Irv Road traffic light in front of the ing the street with the light to interview other witnesses he Sikorski, who is investigating Hesburgh Library, the report when she was struck by the car. had not yet been able to con­ The Notre Dame student who the incident for Security. said. The woman was taken by “This leads us to believe the tact. was hit by a car on Juniper ambulance to St. Joseph’s driver did not stop (at the light) “The pavement was wet, but Road Monday night was No charges had been filed Medical Center. She was as he should have,” said Hedl. it was not raining at the time recovering from a concussion Tuesday, but “at this point, released to the student health (of the accident),” said and fractured ankle in the stu­ with the investigation incom­ center Monday night, said He said the driver was very Sikorski. “The rain had been dent health center Tuesday, plete, that’s still up in the air,” Hedl. shaken up when Security intermittent that evening.” said Investigator Bill Hedl of said Sikorski. talked to him Monday night, The driver of the car was not Notre Dame Security. He said the accident was not Sikorski said that according and Security wanted to re­ injured, Sikorski said. No other The car was driven by a alcohol-related. to interviews conducted with interview him to see if someth­ passengers or pedestrians Notre Dame administrator, ac­ The accident occurred at 6:53 witnesses, the woman, an off- ing more could be learned. were involved, he added. HPC discusses fundingGunman employee apparently of non-alcoholic eventsresponsible for plane crash By LAURIE that money would be differ­ LESNIEWSKI ent this year, according to Associated Press Richard Bretzing, head of the rounds of ammunition, said Froman, who added that the FBI office in Los Angeles, said ABC’s Tom Schell. News Staff CAYUCOS, Calif.- The FBI presidents are largely un­ before the ABC report. “It ap­ In Washington, David said today that the fiery crash The HPC decided Tuesday certain of exactly what those pears at this point-and has yet Shipley, a spokesman for of a PSA jet appeared to have to seek clarification from changes are. to be substantiated-that it was USAir, said the passengers in­ been caused by “a criminal Student Activities on the Froman said the Presi­ a criminal act on board that cluded a former airline em­ ac t,” and ABC News reported parameters of spending dents have not yet received caused the craft to come ployee who had been fired on a former USAir employee gun­ down.” each dorms $500 allotment those funds and the Council Nov. 19 “for misappropriation ning for his boss was among for non-alcoholic events, has requested clarification of funds.” However, he said he the 43 people aboard. said Jamie Froman, Carroll on the new policy from the ABC news said a form er em ­ had no information as to whe­ The pilot of the jet radioed Hall president. administration, and plans to ployee of USAir, using his air­ ther the former employee was that there was gunfire aboard In previous years, each meet with Cassidy next se­ line badge to avoid security in any way involved in the ac­ and smoke in the cockpit dorm received $500 from the m ester. checks, boarded the plane in­ cident. shortly before it crashed onto Office of Student Activities Several presidents re­ tending to kill the boss who had USAir bought Pacific South­ a cattle ranch in a picturesque to spend on non alcholic ported that Cassidy said the recently fired him and was on west Airlines earlier this year, region of central California on events, said Froman. money must be used in one the flight. but continues to operate it as a Monday afternoon, killing all Early this semester Joe lump sum, rather than to The former USAir employee separate airline. aboard, officials and witnesses Cassidy, director of student fund a variety of events. reportedly left behind a suicide Pieces of the plane scattered said. affairs, told council mem­ note in which he said he would across 20 acres of brush and “At this point it does not ap­ bers that policy for spending see HPC, page 3 get on the plane with a . 44- oak grove on a hillside, the pear that it was an accident,” caliber Magnum and six owner of the ranch said. page 2 The Observer Wednesday, December 9, 1987 In Brief Food fight bill thrown

A irport security checkpoints have confiscated about for a long pass thousands of weapons over the years, but critics say the Oh that food fight. screening is uneven among airlines and airports, and FAA Way back in September, a group of students Jim spot checks have shown weapons often may get through. threw food around and caused 1400 dollars A series of tests by the Federal Aviation Administration worth of damage. Months passed, Tim Brown Winkler revealed that one out of five mock weapons escaped de­ won the Heisman, Muffy started the women’s tection at screening checkpoints. During the series of FAA basketball team off on the right foot, and the Day Chief tests, the agency found a wide range of accuracy in the Student Senate completed something useful- screening programs. At one airport just over half the mock the survey. weapons passed through. Overall the detection rate ranged from 48 percent to 99 percent. - Associated Press During that time, the ominous $1400 bill some­ how materialized in the hands of somebody and then everybody heard about it and nobody wanted to pay it, but everybody thought some­ body else should. Then came the ultimate delay - Of Interest -the bill was given to student government to take care of. The passing of the bill was like the old lateral F re e refresh m en ts will be served at showings of “A kickoff return during a football game on the T 1 Christmas Carol” and “It’s a Wonderful Life.” The quad. I’m not sure who caught it first, but I showings will be tonight at 7 and 9 in the game room of think the jersey read “Class Officers. ” No Heis­ Haggar College Center, Saint Mary’s. -The Observer man for those guys. They pitched it to the Hall Presidents Council. A couple of people on HPC F in a n c ia l A id F o rm s for 1988-89 are being distributed thought it would be a good idea to try to advance this week through the mail. Students who have not received the bill toward the “paid-in-full” endzone. They f a an FAF by next week may pick one up at the Financial concocted a plan, but they needed help blocking Aid Office. -The Observer from the class offices, student body govern­ ment, and student senate. HPC called out the D im ensions in jazz, a concert featuring ND’s two signals, but the senate tripped the HPC and the Big Bands, will take place tonight at 8 in Washington Hall. ballbill was fumbled. Unfortunately, the senate -The Observer recovered. the senate is that they don’t know which way In the meantime, the fans, especially the stu­ to go. A ir F o rc e R O T C will be holding their annual Dining-In dent body, saw the play developing. They began Should they carry the bill toward the “paid- in the JACC Monogram Room tonight. The guest of honor to boo the advances with full strength. The in-full” endzone? If they do that, how do they is Lieutenant General Aloysius Casey, commander of senators, those wild and crazy representatives get there? Using a no dessert formation is sure Space Division, Los Angeles Air Force Base. -The Obser­ of the student body, couldn’t hear the boos over to generate ridicule from the student section in ver the din of their own thinking. They decided to the stands. If they try to advance out of a pro-set call a timeout and make a plan. fund raiser formation, they may not get enough T he B rid g e C lub meets tonight at 11 in the basement blocking from everyone to successively pull the of Alumni. This is the last meeting of the semester. -The That’s where we are now. The bill still hasn’t play off. Observer been paid, and nobody knows if it will be paid. In fact, a lot of people don’t know if it should Maybe the senate could win if they simply T he E q u estrian Club meets tonight at 10 in Room be paid. I’d even go out on a limb and say that put the ballbill back into Coach Goldrick’s 222 of the Hesburgh Library. The meeting is mandatory a few of the fans don’t care if it is ever paid. hands and said “Sorry, this play won’t work. for all those who planning to attend Sunday’s gathering. The issue is dying, as the scoreboard clock ticks We have better things to tend to, like the Con­ For information, contact Liz at 283-2934. -The Observer away. But the senate doesn’t want it to die. tingency Fund.” Coach Goldrick could then dis­ Heck no. They can debate it right into overtime. card the food fight plan, something the fans S ean C olem an, newly-elected South Bend councilman thought he should have done at the start. and a graduate of Notre Dame, will be the guest on The latest notion to pop out of that bastion of One thing is certain. Not even Arena Football tonight’s Campus Perspectives talk show on WVFI 640 rational thinking is the idea that the money for provided as much fun as the food fight issue AM. Lynsey Strand will host the show, from 10 to 11 p.m. the bill could be recovered by doing away with has. Maybe we could make Lou Holtz pay it. It Calls will be taken at 239-6400. -The Observer ice cream or dessert for awhile. I can just hear was his fault we beat Michigan to begin with. the fans singing the new version of our Alma Unfortunately, not even a crazy plan like that The Ceram ics D epartm ent Annual Christmas M ater. is good enough for the senate. Pottery Sale continues today in the O’Shaughnessy Great Notre Dame Our Mother, has taken de ;ert Hall from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. and will run until Friday. -The away. Can the senate complete the play? I know Observer Ashamedly in the dining halls, we endure a they won’t pass the ball, because there is almost dessert-less day. nobody left to pass it to. Besides, the senate Applicationsforthel988AnTostalExecutivecommittee Our ice-cream bowls are empty, the food fight’ would never pass up a chance to make a moun­ are available from the SUB secretary on 2nd floor LaFor- is their claim. tain range out of a dirt speck. What I want to tune and are due today. For questions, call Colleen at Desserts are gone forever, at the senate’s Notre know is, if the bill is paid, does anybody win? 283-4034 or Dave at 277-9237. -The Observer Dame. Does anybody lose? Does anybody care? Be­ sides the senate, of course. S ophom ore Ski T rip signups continue today through The defense has virtually left the field. They Maybe they will make a movie. “The Bad Friday from 2-4 p.m. in the Sophomore class office, 2nd figure that only the senate can stop the senate News B ears Go To Student G overnm ent.” Com­ floor LaFortune. The trip will be the weekend of Jan. 22-24 from performing well. The biggest obstacle for edy. Tragedy. Both. at Boyne Mountain. See flyers for more detail. -The Ob­ server

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The Ofci t n tr (USPS 599 2-4000) is published Monday through Friday except NAVY^ OFFICER. during exam and vacation periods. The Observer is published by the students of the • * l_. : -w w -..•■■V.TVV.-.-. ; , v.-.r ... »■ ■ ... r. University of Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s College. Subscriptions may be purchas­ ed for $40 per year ($25 per semester) by writing The Observer, P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, Indiana 46556. The Observer is a member of The Associated Press. All reproduction rights are LEAD THE ADVENTURE. reserved. Wednesday, December 9, 1987 The Observer page 3 Plane crashes in Antarctica; 3 Americans hurt, 3 missing Associated Press He said he was unable to transmissions from McMurdo, comment on reports by ham reported the plane’s wing tip CHRISTCHURCH, New radio operators that three dragged, then the craft flipped Zealand- A U.S. military Americans were unaccounted over. transport plane carrying 11 for and feared dead. The New Zealand Press As­ people crashed on an icy sociation quoted Park as airstrip in Antarctica Wednes­ “I have no information . . . saying, “They found all but day, and reports said three of any fatalities. That would be three of the passengers. There people were missing and at merely speculative,” Harler are three injured. One has back least three were injured. said. injuries, one had neck injuries Cmdr. Bob Harler, head of The four-engine plane, and one had a few broken ribs. the U.S. Navy’s Antarctic re­ equipped with ski-type landing search program, Operation gear, crashed at 9 a.m. (5 p.m. The news agency said emer­ Deepfreeze, said the C-130 Her­ Tuesday EST) during an oper­ gency medical teams were cules plane was carrying 11 ation to recover another Her­ headed to the crash site from people and crashed on a small cules that went down at the site the U.S. National Science airstrip about 600 miles north 15 years ago. Foundation base at McMurdo of America’s McMurdo Sta­ Russell Park, a ham oper­ Sound, three hours flying time tion. ator who said he overheard from the crash site.

Attention Juniors: Door decor The Observer / Paul Oeschger Seniors Kara O'Neil, left, and Kate Hyder decorate Hyder's door in Howard Hall. Hyder puts on the final bit of tape to hold Santa down, so he can rest securely during the holiday season.

Guest speaker Bob Chal­ lenger, a student representa­ HPC tive from the Residentiality continued from page 1 IF Task Force, asked HPC mem­ Cassidy also suggested that bers to get feedback from the the dorms should pair off and students on how they evaluate YOU plan one large non-alcoholic the services available to them event, with the possibility of on campus. awards given to the dorms who Challenger said he is trying THOUGHT sponsored successful or unus­ to maximize students’ satisfac­ ual events, according to Kath­ tion with the services that are leen Maglicic, president of offered them. YOU Breen-Phillips Hall. Challenger mentioned offer­ “We are in a quandary about ing women on-campus laundry this, and we are wondering why service and having a better or­ COULDN’T we can’t use the money we are ganized tutoring program for seeking the way we want. . . . students as possible improve­ Personally, I would prefer to ments which the task force START spend it on the picnics,” may focus on if students would Froman remarked, referring support those changes. to the dorm picnics with bands He said he will hear students’ AT THE that Carroll Hall has held in input at a meeting next semes­ recent years. ter. TOP ;ti3A^3Hl ISVOAOOe ISVOAQOB BUY CLASSIFIEDS^ X ^ <£.Y /O'/I drnroeu.no un i . *Stre u*. v, , . - . (nw.x 'N NOW YOU ^ ^ $ at CamPus Yiew? pl°

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Wednesday, December 9, 1987 page 4 The Observer Security Beat AIDS education is urged for physicians Sunday, December 6 7 a.m. A University employee re­ Tuesday, December 8 ported that a window in the Haggar Associated Press tion that we can’t rely on lab­ 9:03 p.m. A Holy Cross Hall resi­ Hall Library was broken between 6 oratory science alone and on p.m. on Dec. 4 and 6 a.m. on Dec. 7. dent reported the theft of his jacket BLOOMINGTON, Ind. - Per­ technology alone to control this from the West wing of the South Dining Hall between 6:45 and 7:30 12:01 p.m. A Pangborn Hall resi­ 2:21 a.m. Security apprehended a sonal physicians need more epidemic-that a behavioral p.m. The jacket was later found and dent reported that his bookbag was suspicious person roaming in the D6 competence in counseling response as well, and much ex­ parking lot. The suspect was cited returned. stolen from his unlocked room be­ patients afflicted with AIDS, panded programs of public 9:15 p.m. A Pangborn Hall resident tween 2:35 and 2:55 p.m. on Dec. 3. for public intoxication and resisting reported that his bookbag was stolen His loss is esimated at $264. arrest, then transported to the St. and medical schools need to education, are essential,” Got­ Joseph County Jail. from his unlocked room between 2 p.m. A Pangborn Hall resident prepare their students better tlieb said. 12:30 p.m. on Dec. 3 and 8:50 a.m. reported that his jacket was stolen for that task, a top AIDS re­ on Dec. 4. His loss is estimated at from his room during an SYR be­ $75. 8:50 a.m. Security responded to a searcher said Tuesday. Gottlieb, director of clinical tween 11 p.m. and 2 a.m. on Dec. 4. However, Dr. Michael Got­ research at Porton Medical His loss is estimated at $270. minor traffic accident at the en­ Monday, December 7 trance to the C2 parking lot. No one tlieb, the founding chairman of Laboratories in Sherman Oaks, 7 p.m. A traffic accident was re­ was injured and damage was mini­ mal. the American Foundation for Calif., criticized the behavior 3:13 a.m. Security was called to ported involving a student on Juniper AIDS Research and the first of most physicians when they assist an Indiana State Trooper at Road. the Campus View Apartments in 7:32 p.m. A Planner Hall resident doctor to diagnose the disease, have diagnosed AIDS in a pa­ regards to a Christmas Tree which reported the loss of a silver necklace 2:30 p.m. A University employee said he held little hope doctors tient. was stolen from Grace Hall. The tree between Lewis Hall and the D2 reported that two trees were stolen would be able to overcome was confiscated and returned to the parking lot. His loss is estimated at from the Burke Golf Course. their prejudices, fears and lack Most physicians have no for­ Notre Dame Security Office. $50. Damage is estimated at $140. of training to take on a greater mal training in human role in curbing the spread of sexuality, he noted, and they the fatal affliction. avoid taking a patient’s sexual “I think the prognosis is history as part of his or her poor,” Gottlieb said at a news medical history. In addition, conference m arking the end of some physicians are an Indiana University sympo­ prejudiced against sium on acquired immune homosexuals or are afraid to deficiency syndrome. work with the AIDS virus. “Physicians are often in a po­ sition to counsel such persons,” Andrew Mattison and Dr. Gottlieb added, “but usually David McWhirter, whose re­ they fail.” search on male homosexual couples was published in 1983 AIDS, for which there is no in the book, “The Male known cure, attacks and Couple,” said emotional reac­ destroys the body’s immunity tions in AIDS patients range system. It is spread primarily from increased spirituality to through sexual contact and a desire to help other sufferers blood products. through videotaped interviews “There is a growing recogni­ and educational efforts.

n artistic Snite The Observer / Paul Oeschger An MBA degree from Ohio State Senior Raquel Sastre tours the Snite Museum, Faculty Exhibit, which will be on display until Jan. looking at "Topical Map, 1987" a photographic col­ 17. can bring you greater opportunities, lage by Richard Gray. The work is part of the Annual income, and career challenges. Our Can An nationally recognized MBA program offers merit-based financial aid and ABA gives We're looking for a Freshman has no prerequisites. W e enroll both MBA business and nonbusiness majors. high rating Orientation Chairperson for next year. And many of our graduates have Applications are available at the Degree gone on to jobs with established to nominee Student Government Secretary's Office leaders like IBM, Goldman Sachs, Lon the 2nd Floor of LaFortune. They AT&T, and Procter & Gamble. For Associated Press Do For a free brochure about our programs, .must be returned to the Student( please write or call: WASHINGTON -An Ameri­ [Government Office between 8:30-4:30 You? can Bar Association panel decided unanimously Tuesday by Friday, December 11. Director, MBA Programs to give Supreme Court nominee 'hank you, The Ohio State University Anthony Kennedy its highest 112 Hagerty Hall rating a week before the Senate OHIO 1775 College Road opens hearings on him. Columbus, OH 43210-1399 The ABA panel’s rating of UNIVERSITY 614-292-8511 * ‘well qualified’ ’ was a boost for Kennedy, a federal appeals court judge who is President R eagan’s third choice to fill the vacancy on the Supreme Court. ame The Senate Judiciary Com­ mittee plans to start confirma­ ncounter tion hearings next Monday. The 15-member ABA stand­ ing Committee on the Federal Judiciary rated Kennedy, 51, of Sacramento, Calif., well qualified to serve on the Su­ preme Court, Justice Depart­ ment spokesman Terry Eastland said. The other possi­ WEEKEND RETREAT EXPERIENCE ble ratings were “not opposed ” and “not qualified.” No senator has announced GUIDED BY STUDENTS, FACULTY & STAFF opposition to Kennedy. All but one of the women’s, civil rights An opportunity, in dialogue with others, to deepen and civil liberties organiza­ tions that campaigned against your understanding of yourself, your values, your defeated Supreme Court relationship with Christ, your experience of Christian nominee Robert Bork have community and service. remained neutral so far.

Only the National Organiza­ WHEN: October 9-11, 1987 tion for Women, which opposed Bork, and the anti-abortion November 20-22, 1987 American Life League have an­ January 22-24, 1988 nounced opposition to Ken­ * March 25-27, 1988 nedy, a 12-year veteran of the OFFICE OF 9th U.S. circuit Court of Ap­ CONTACT: Campus Ministry Office (AMPUS peals who has written more COST: $15.00 MINISTRY than 400 opinions. (Badin Hall) 239-5242 Wednesday, December 9, 1987 The Observer page 5 Soviet Union offers Pact sets standard for future Associated Press However, the INF treaty, as during his administration no clemency for pilot it is commonly called, requires would have to contain provi­ Associated Press The unauthorized flight WASHINGTON -The new both sides to scrap all missiles sions permitting on-site inspec­ led to a top-echelon shakeup treaty banning U.S. and Soviet that can strike targets 300 to tion to check for cheating. The MOSCOW- The Soviet in the Soviet military. intermediate-range nuclear 3,400 miles from their launch INF treaty does that. Union on Tuesday squelched The 19-year-old pilot, who forces has been dismissed by sites. Because most such mis­ rumors that daredevil pilot said his flight was to ad­ some as strategically insig­ siles are mobile and some “This gets into details no Mathias Rust would be out vance peace, has been in nificant, but officials say its resemble others outside the af­ other treaty contemplated,” of prison and back home in confinement since he detailed verification fected class, compliance with said one senior American offi­ West Germany for landed. procedures already are being the treaty is difficult to ensure. cial familiar with the negotia­ Christmas. put in proposals for a wholesale Gorbachev called signing of tions in Geneva that brought Rust astounded the world On Sept. 4, the Soviet Su­ cut in long-range missiles. the document “the first step the document into final form. and embarrassed the preme Court convicted him The accord, whose final lan­ down the road leading to a “It not only permits challenge Soviets on May 28 by flying of illegal entry into the So­ guage wasn’t agreed upon until nuclear-free world.” The gen­ inspections, but it sets out just a single-engine Cessna plane viet Union, violating inter­ hours before it was signed by eral secretary of the Soviet how you conduct one, how from Helsinki, Finland, national air safety regula­ President Reagan and Soviet Communist Party described much time the other side has through the vaunted Soviet tions and malicious leader Mikhail Gorbachev on the agreement as the most to get you to what you want to air defense system to Red hooliganism, and sentenced Tuesday, is described by those stringently verified accord of see, and so on.” Square, where he landed him to four years in a labor who worked on it as the most its time. The official, speaking on con­ next to the Kremlin wall. camp. meticulous document of its dition he not be identified, said kind ever negotiated. Reagan said, “We can only many of the provisions drafted Copies of the treaty itself hope that this history-making for the INF treaty already are weren’t publicly available until agreement will not be an end being used at the Geneva talks after the signing. But well in itself, but a beginning.” where negotiators are trying to before the document was “The importance of this work out a much more far- finished. detractors com­ treaty transcends numbers,” reaching accord that would the ultimate plained that it contained too Reagan said. “This agreement halve the superpowers’ strate­ little protection against cheat­ contains the most stringent gic arsenals. ing and that, while billed as an verification” procedures in “They’re talking treaty lan­ agreement to scrap a whole arms control history. guage at START (the Strategic Christmas class of nuclear weapons, it left Reagan, who opposed the Arms Reductions Talks), and the vast majority of weapons, never-ratified SALT II treaty whole blocks of that language including all the most danger­ on grounds that it was unverifi- can be lifted from INF and ap­ ous missiles and bombers, in able, insisted that any arms plied to START,” the official gift! place. control treaty negotiated said.

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301 LaFortune For More information, call 239-7814. 2:30-5:30 pm Wednesday, December 9, 1987 page 6 The Observer Summit summits, it was “Mr. Presi­ continued from page 1 dent” and “Mr. General Secre­ ta ry .” group of about 60 prominent The president pressed Gor­ Americans at the Soviet em­ bachev on human rights and bassy. He appealed for said U.S. officials would give scholars and artists to pressure the Soviets “some cases” in­ political figures to forge a “new volving Jewish “refuseniks” relationship” between the su­ and divided spouses, according perpowers. to a senior administration offi­ cial who declined to be identi­ Following the session, the fied. Gorbachev defended the Gorbachevs were guests at a Soviets’ human rights record White House state dinner. and countered with problems in In their private summit the United States. talks, the two leaders agreed On arm s control and other is­ to Reagan’s suggestion to talk sues, the official said, “There on a first-name basis: Ron and were no surprises or new Mikhail. At their two earlier proposals today.” o?

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Most of Washington this week is aflut­ percent in 1980 when Reagan became budget at nearly $300 billion, there curity cost of living increases, etc. ter over General Secretary Gorbac­ president-elect. Sustained deficits of exists no room for fiscal austerity is Already strained Social Security, for hev’s summit visit to sign the historic this magnitude in times of prosperity folly. Billions could probably be cut example, may break in the coming INF accord, as well it should be. Yet seem unnecessary and dangerous. here, while simultaneously even decades as the baby boomers retire and while Gorbachev and Reagan exchange Economically, deficits requiring gov­ bolstering our nation’s defenses in in­ fewer workers will exist to pay into public relation blows, congressmen ernment borrowing of some $150 billion troducing more efficiency. A 190-pound their deserved benefits. Why not care­ work furiously on the recently con­ annually crowd out private borrowing sidewinder missile costs the Pentagon fully study if some fundamental cluded budget reduction accord. Time for investment, and they constrain the some $50,000, or more than $250 per restructuring of the program can both is indeed of the essence, for unless the latitude of fiscal policy as an economic pound. The average car figures out to meet the looming problems and do it two-year, $76 billion dollar plan passes tool. And psychologically, the sheer size about $4 per pound. We still maintain cost efficiently? congress and becomes law, Gramm- of them helps place the international over 300 foreign bases, and singlehan- And finally, to declare ”1 will never Rudman’s sequestration will rear its economic community on edge, as the dedly pay for the m ajority of our NATO raise taxes” as George Bush does today ugly head with $23 billion in automatic, recent worldwide market crash can at­ allies. Why not require their economic is simply not rational. Does he truly across-the-board cuts for fiscal 1988. A test. parity with the U.S. be matched with believe that between now and 1992 the failure to enact the plan could topple Given this consensus among nearly parity in terms of providing the West’s current tax system may not need ex­ the world markets’ already precarious all in Washington that the current fiscal defense? panding? Given the aforementioned position and spell disaster. According­ excesses must be reigned in, these trend of growing government spending, ly, the content of the package becomes policymakers often find there is little such a claim is ludicrous. Taxes could for the moment secondary, a sorry sit­ they can do, given the ridiculous cam­ “The international be shifted to place a larger burden on uation indeed, for this budget deal fails paign promises they prophesy. An un­ consumer spending (e.g. increase ex­ miserably to signal a determined fortunate constitutional oversight of economic community, of cise taxes or develop a value-added United States government bent upon our founding fathers dictates that all which the United States sales tax), thereby also easing the other fiscal responsibility. revenue raising and appropriating bills twin deficit, the trade deficit. must originate in the House of Repre­ is more and more an Matt Slaughter sentatives, while these same represen­ integral part, has These above suggestions do not re­ tatives all must come up for reelection quire a doctorate in economics to rec­ demanded decisive and another thingevery two years. A representative, it ognize their plausibility, just a good would seem, could find himself continu­ action of us and we have dose of levelheaded common sense free ally campaigning while intermittently of rhetoric. Unfortunately, they all Even a superficial glance at the legislating. The president and the Sen­ failed them.” must first await passage of the budget plan’s particulars reveals a serious ate, the other two nearly important legs accord. This package, weak though it lack of resolve among its authors. $30 in the fiscal policy trinity, often suffer is, must become law to calm the jittery billion is to be saved in fiscal 1988, but the same fate. Without fail, the air Similarly, to declare all safety net markets and governments around the at least a quarter of this comes from around election time fills with a cacop­ programs such as Social Security, world. The international economic short-term gimmicks rather than true hony of outrageous promises, resulting Medicare, and food stamps untouch­ community, of which the United States restraint: $5 billion from the sale of in policy-making giving way to pork able does little but breed waste and is more and more an integral part, has government rural electrification loans, barreling. In 1984, Walter Mondale was excess. By no means should fiscal aus­ demanded decisive action of us and we $1.6 billion from "improved” IRS col­ enough of a realist to state he would terity come at the expense of the truly have failed them. Everyone will sur­ lection procedures, $1.2 billion from raise taxes; Ronald Reagan vowed needy; indeed, government help for vive this defeat, but next time we may refiguring the interest on the national never to commit such a m ortal sin. And them should be increased whenever not be as lucky. debt. Discount these accounting tech­ surprise, Reagan won in the biggest possible. But why not examine these nicalities and the package falls below electoral landslide in history. Part of various programs to see if any potential M att Slaughter is a sophomore govern­ Gramm- Rudman’s required $23 billion the blame lies with us the public for savings exist; such a move is in no way ment/economics major and an Assis­ in actual spending cuts. exacting from our leaders such silly analogous with eliminating Social Se­ tant Viewpoint Editor. The problem as I see it is that campaign vows to appease ourselves; Congress and the president recognize but more so with our elected officials the detrimental effects sustained who so consciously restrict their ability budget deficits incur, but they tie their to govern. hands before they even reach office What is needed is an honest assess­ with ridiculous campaign promises in ment of the situation and a disinter­ pursuit of the almighty vote and cam­ ested look at possible remedies. The paign donation. Budget deficits in and current fiscal irresponsibility must of themselves need not be bad. Indeed, end, and its end will not be without pain. as Keynes described in theory in 1936 What combination of outlay restraints and Roosevelt proved in practice and revenue enhancers will best throughout the 1930s, government def­ redirect our government and the eco­ icit spending can stimulate the ag­ nomy I, a college sophomore, have no gregate demand of the economy when idea; let the economists haggle over no other sector is able, and thereby this. But let the rest of us help them by bring on recovery. Yet here we are in scrutinizing every facet of the budget, the 61st month of economic recovery, leaving no “sacred cows.” the longest peacetime expansion in his­ tory, and are running federal deficits To argue that in the defense budget, pushing 5 percent of GNP, up from 2.2 the largest component of the overall

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es, it is time once again for all those wonderful TV Y Christmas specials. And, though you may have watched them every year since you were four, have you really paid close attention to them? Here's your chance to find out- /% and get yourself into the Christmas spirit as well. 1. What did Hermie the Elf really want to be?

2. What is the name of the Grinch's dog?

3. Who is the girl in “Frosty the Snowman?"

4. Why was the Bumble from “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” so mean?

5. In “Santa Claus is Coming to Town" what made the reindeer fly?

6. What is the name of the rabbit in “Frosty the Snow m an?” B 7. What was Mrs. Claus' profession before she married Santa? a

8. Who sings the “Frosty the Snowman” song?

9. In Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” where does the train with square wheels live?

10. What is the nam e of the little girl in “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas?”

11. Who is the voice of the snowman in “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?” ( 12. In “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” who does VSanta teach how to walk?

13. Who is the m ountain climber in “Rudolph the ) Red-Nosed Reindeer?’

14. Which Christmas special features the escapades of the Heat and the Cold Miser?

15. What is the name of Rudolph’s girlfriend?

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HEIDI SCHLUMPF from the Moire Dame/Saint bility. The match may take a accent writer Mary's community have Little few m onths because Big Brot- Brothers or Sisters, according herVBig Sisters screens and M ost college students spend to Scott Smith, president of Big evaluates the children and the their Saturday afternoons Brothers'Big Sisters of MD-SMC. volunteers. A caseworker su­ recovering from Friday night, Another 40 students have ap­ pervises the match, providing watching football, or maybe plied for matches. guidelines and making sure even studying. But Jennifer Big Brothers'Big Sisters of that the child's needs are met Diem spends most of her Sat­ MD-SMC funds various activities by the developing friendship. urday afternoons with Myrenda for matches. This year's activi­ Diem learned about the pro­ Chism, an eleven- year-old girl ties Include a bowling night, a gram from girls in her dorm from South Bend. movie night, a Christmas party, who were Big Sisters and 'We go bowling, ice skating, and maybe a trip to Chicago. volunteered at the end of her miniature golfing, to the "We try to provide Interesting freshman year. "I saw it as a movies," said Diem, a senior and novel things to do for need in the community that RA in Farley. "Once we even m atches," said Diem. could be filled by Motre Dame went strawberry picking." Since the Chisms do not students," she said. She was Diem and Chism are "sisters" have a phone, Diem usually matched at the beginning of matched by Big Brothers'Big contacts Myrenda's mother at her sophomore year and she Sisters, a social service pro­ her job to make arrangements and Myrenda have been gram that tries to address the for their outings. "Myrenda's "sisters" ever since. needs of single parents by pro­ mom works two jobs and often The Big Brothers'Big Sisters viding adult friends for their Isn't home when I go to pick program stresses a one-on- children. her up." Diem said. one, same sex relationship. "Friendship Is Important," Myrenda lives in a small, two They do not have "cross- said Diem, "That’s the biggest story house on the southeast m atches” (that is, Big Sister thing. You need time to share side of South Bend. She and with Little Brother). Myrenda's The Observer / Susan Coene and a little creativity. Flexibility her twin brother, Myron, twin, Myron, is matched with Jennifer Diem p oses with her friend and Little Sister Myrenda Chism. Is also key." usually watch television after one of Jennifer's friends. Jen­ One of every five American school and on the weekends. nifer says that the time she good role model and expose the past two years. families is headed by a single The house smells like gasoline spends alone with Myrenda is them to things they wouldn't "It's been very worthwhile," parent. In fact, the num ber of from a space heater next to the the most important, but some­ ordinarily be exposed to." she adds. "I've gained a lot of single parent families has risen TV set. times she will plan an activity, Myrenda has decided she insight into the life of an 80% In the past ten years. The "We always do fun things, " usually miniature golf, with wants to attend Motre Dame eleven-year-old glrL but mostly children of those families often says Myrenda. She is a cute Myron and his Big Brother. and room with her best friend I've m ade a friend." need guidance from adult little girl, with two braided pig­ "The boys usually win, " says from Qirl Scouts when she Since Diem Is from South friends to "make up" for the tails and a smile always on her Diem, "but not by much." grows up. "I'm proud of her Bend, she expects to stay in loss of a parent in their lives. face. She can be shy, but is "The Big BrothersUig Sisters aspirations," Jennifer said, "I contact with Myrenda even If Big BrothersRIg Sisters of ususally energetic. Big Brot­ program does not replace a hope she sticks with her she moves away after gradua­ America matches children of hers'Big Sisters matches the parent in any way," Jennifer dream s." tion. Lifelong friendships be­ single parent families with children with adults based on said. "We are role models and Chism and Diem celebrated tween matches are not unus­ adult volunteers who provide Interests, backgrounds, per­ friends, but not authority fig­ the two-year anniversary of ual. companionship. Forty students sonalities and general compati­ ures. It's Important to be a their match on Oct. 4 this year. If you have a few hours a "Our relationship has really week to share with a child, developed Into a friendship," contact president Scott Smith said Diem. "I also think at 283-1164 or vice-president Cowboy Church holds Myrenda has grown up a lot in Jennifer Diem at 283-4248. services in a barn Laugh those exam­ Associated Press beef packing plant. "Whispering Hope." Strumming Wambeke was raised a Cath­ guitars, Wambeke and fellow olic and had never Intended to Canadian Shawn Wells sing time blues away I nside a livestock sales barn be a pastor, but while living in traditional hymns with a near Hermiston, Oregon, a Fort Worth, Texas, he became country flavor. G rouchy because you're ments and charity functions, young preacher in blue jeans, involved in the original Cowboy Wambeke s service is non- studying for finals too and joins ZIP 104's Bobby cowboy hat and cowboy boots Church there. With rodeo cow­ denominational, and he speaks hard? Tired of spending all of Rivers on the air Tuesday greets visitors to the come-as- boy Jeff Copenhaver as pastor, on this Sunday of a "no- your time in front of a type­ mornings between 8 and 9. you-are Cowboy Church, the services are held in an Indoor nonsense kind of Christianity," writer? If you could use a study He also has been opening second of its kind in the United bull-riding arena in one of in which you don't have to be break the week before finals, for national acts such as States. "This doesn't look like Texas' king-size bars. in a cathedral to talk to Qod, check out what's happening at Sam Kinison and Kenny Q. the House of Qod, but the ”1 just went down to Fort nor do you have to pick a num­ Theodore's. Kimbrough is no stranger overhead Is low," the Rev. John Worth because I knew Jeff and ber to have a chat. "You can Wednesday night at 9:30 to the college scene either, Wambeke says as his hour-long wanted to go to an agriculture catch him anytime," Wambeke the Student Union Board Is having done shows at Saint service begins. school. But I got more and says. presenting another Mightclub Mary's, I.U.S.B. and an The Morthwestern Livestock more Involved. I had never Wambeke, who became a Might. After the success of opening bit for the AT&T Commission's auction barn gone to a church I had felt cowboy preacher in September, magician Bob Garner on Record-a-Tune event at the along Interstate 84 was picked m ore at ease (at) and grown says he's beginning to get the Movember 14, Wednesday's Senior Alumni Club last because It would be a comfort­ more as a Christian." As for hang of it. "You can't just go show will feature three of month. able place for the kind of becom ing a cowboy pastor, "It up to somebody and blast the circuit's brightest rising people Wambeke Is trying to was my desire, and he worked them. They have to see some­ comedians: magicocomedian While telling us about the attract. While all are welcome, with me." thing else, another example. Will Diedrich, Big Brian Hol­ show, Steven had a few the church seems to attract Other than the business in­ There is a tremendous amount lingsworth and local funny words about the credentials Western-minded types -- people terests of his family, Wambeke of pride and independence man Steven Kimbrough. of his Wednesday night who like horses. had no special reason for wan­ among Western people, and Headliner, Kimbrough, cohorts. "The emcee for the "There's a lot of people who ting to live in Hermiston, but it that holds cowboys back from performs his trade three or night, Will Diedrich, has haven't been In a church for was suggested that Hermiston reaching out to Qod. Cowboy four times a week, making done a lot of college work. years and years because they was a good central location for Church challenges you, but regular stops at Chicago He's 25 and still hasn't feel uncomfortable; they have a cowboy outreach In the you're free to be who you are." clubs. Born in Chicago, but graduated. The feature acL to dress up," Wambeke said. “A Pendleton, Ore/Tri-Cities, Wambeke has been married raised in South Bend, he Brian Hollingsworth, Is big. lot of cowboys wouldn't ever go Wash. area. All things consid­ about three years to Jordawn, currently manages comics So big, in fact, that he's had unless they're getting married ered, It seemed a natural place from Toronto, who is expecting for the Center Street Blues som e problem s with a few or buried." to start the nation's second their second child early next Cafe. "Being raised in the of his performances -people Wambeke, 25, was raised on Cowboy Church; and Wambeke year. During the service, she area, 1 like being involved keep throwing harpoons up a 10,000-acre cattle ranch has found he enjoys living shepherds the children off to with various facets of com­ on stage." south of Calgary, In Alberta, here. the Buckaroo Club, held in an edy around here," All kidding aside, Canada. He's lived in this As the service begins, Wam­ adjoining room. Kimbrough said in a recent Kimbrough confided, "I like country since 1984, and beke thum bs a well-worn Bible. The Sunday service has been interview. to use my humor to make recently moved to Hermiston to His wife, Jordawn, stands on drawing 25 to 30 people each In addition to his work at people feel good." Mot a bad look after the family cattle the dirt floor of the sales week. The Wambekes also have local clubs, Kimbrough plays sentiment, especially around operations associated with Ron arena, preparing to project fellowship meetings at their various private party engage­ finals time. Baker's feedlot and new lean onto the wall the words to home two days a week. _. Wednesday, December 9, 1987 page 10 The Observer ______;______IU survives Sports Briefs Vandy scare, Broomball Tournament sign-ups will be held today 63-61 and tomorrow in the SUB office, second floor LaFortune. Associated Press The tournament for the seven-player teams will be held during next semester’s Winterfest. -The Observer BLOOMINGTON, Ind. -Keith Smart, removed from the start­ The women’s softball team will have a meeting ing unit and delegated to bench tonight at 7 p.m. in Farley’s Middleroom for anyone interest duty for most of the night, in joining. If you can’t attend, contact Barb at 4290 or Terri scored two key baskets in the at 1260. -The Observer final minutes to give No. 6 In­ diana a 63-61 victory over Van­ The ski team will hold a mandatory meeting for all derbilt in college basketball those involved in any of its functions tonight at 7 p.m. in the Tuesday. Montgomery Theatre. Bring your insurance and checkbooks. Questions call Christopher (234-6718), J.P . 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11 Sports Lists AP Top Twenty AP Top Twenty The Top Twenty college football teams in The Home gam es in CAPS The Top Twenty college basketball teams In The Associated Press poll, with first-place votes in paren­ MOST CONSECUTIVE Associated Press poll, with first-place votes in paren­ theses, this season's records and total points. Points theses, this season's records and total points. Points based on 20-19-18-17 etc. Notre Dame opponents Today based on 20-19-18-17 etc. Notre Dame opponents are Italicized. W om en's Basketball vs. OAKLAND COLLEGE BASKETBALL are Italicized. 1. Oklahoma (47) 11-0-0 1,129 2. Miami, Fla. (9) 7 7-0-0 1,088 Thursday WINNING SEASONS* 3. Florida St. 10-1-0 1,018 Louisville 43 seasons 1 Kentucky (46) 3-0 7,090 4. S yracuse (1) 11-0-0 955 M en’s Basketball vs. PRAIRIE VIEW 2 Pittsburgh (4) 2-0 928 5. N ebraska 10-1-0 926 A&M U.C.LA 39 seasons 3 Iowa (2) 6-0 902 6. Auburn 9-1-1 847 W restling at Miami (Ohio) 4. Arizona (2) 5-0 852 7. LSD 9-1-1 794 St. John's 24 seasons 5. No. Carolina 4-1 833 8. M ichigan St. 8-2-7 687 North Carolina 23 seasons 6 Indiana 2-7 760 9. So. Carolina 8-3-0 653 7 Wyoming 3-0 674 10. UCLA 9-2-0 642 Friday Marquette 22 seasons 8 Syracuse 4-2 670 11. Oklahom a St. 9-2-0 509 Hockey vs. DAYTON 9 Missouri (1) 2-0 656 12. Notre Dame 8-3-0 467 Indiana 17 seasons 10. Duke 3-0 565 73. Texas A &M 9-2-0 400 Syracuse 17 seasons 11. Temple 1-0 564 14. Clemson 9-2-0 392 12. Florida 4-1 483 15. Georgia 8-3-0 370 DePaul 16 seasons 13. Purdue 4-1 479 16. Southern Cal 8-3-0 296 Saturday 14 Georgetown 3-0 411 17. T ennessee 9-2-1 274 Alabama 16 seasons 15. Michigan 4-1 367 18. Iowa 9-3-0 165 M en’s Basketball at DePaul Purdue 15 seasons 16. Oklahoma 3-0 301 79. P ittsburgh 8-3-0 737 Women’s Basketball vs. ST. 17 UNLV 3-0 189 20. Penn State 8-3-0 96 AMBROSE 78 Kansas 4-2 186 19 Notre Dame 1-1 136 Others receiving votes: Indiana 45, Wyoming 34, Hockey vs. DAYTON 20 Memphis St. 2-0 93 Alabama 25, san J o se St. 17, A ir Force 3, Arkansas SMC Basketball vs. ST. JOSEPH 2, Eastern Michigan 2, Florida 1, W ashington 1, (Rensselaer) W est Virginia 1.

AP Top Twenty NBA Standings NHL Standings The Top Twenty college women's basketball team s in The Associated Press poll, with first-place Eastern Conference WALES CONFERENCE votes in parentheses, this season's records and total Atlantic Division Adams Division points. Points based on 20-19-18-17 etc Notre "Division I througn 1986-87 season W L Pet. GB W L T GF GA Pts. Dame opponents areItalicized Boston 11 6 .647 Montreal 18 7 6 120 91 42 Source: NCAA and SFS Research Philadelphia 7 7 .500 2.5 Boston 17 11 2 115 105 36 New York 5 12 .294 6 Buffalo 10 13 4 94 114 24 i Tennessee (57) 3-0 7,272 W ashington 4 12 .250 6.5 Hartford 10 12 4 83 88 24 2 Texas (3) 5-0 1,212 New Jersey 2 13 .133 8 Q uebec 11 14 1 97 109 23 3. Auburn (4) 4-0 1,151 Central Division Patrick Division Scoreboard 4. Louisiana Tech 3-0 1,065 Detroit 11 5 .688 N.Y. Islanders 17 8 1 113 82 35 5. Iowa 5-0 1,051 Chicago 12 6 .667 New Jersey 14 9 4 93 87 32 e Virginia 4-0 927 Atlanta 10 5 .667 .5 W ashington 12 13 2 96 86 26 Results for Dec. 2 through Dec. 8 Women 7 Long Beach St. 2-1 877 Milwaukee 10 6 .625 1 Pittsburgh 10 11 5 94 101 25 Notre Dame over Stanford, 16-0 8. Mississippi 4-0 814 Indiana 10 7 .588 1.5 Philadelphia 10 13 4 85 100 24 Notre Dame over Air Force, 16-0 9 Ohio State 3-0 745 Cleveland 6 8 .429 4 N.Y. R angers 9 14 3 98 103 21 10. Rutgers 1-0 737 Basketball Noire Dame over Cal. Slate-Long Beach, 16- 11 W est Virginia 4-0 656 Western Conference CAMPBELL CONFERENCE Men 0 12 Georgia 3-2 475 Midwest Division Smythe Dvlslon Notre Dame 69, Louisville 54 13. So. Illinois 2-1 443 W L Pet. GB W L T GF GA Pts Notre Dame 74, Boston 49 Wrestling 14. Duke 4-0 414 Dallas 9 5 .643 Calgary 16 8 4 136 104 36 Women 10th-place finish at Las Vegas Invitational 15. Stanford 5-0 385 Denver 10 6 .625 Edmonton 16 10 2 134 103 34 Wis.-Green Bay 69, Notre Dame 65 (45 teams) 16. Washington 3-1 271 Houston 10 7 .588 .5 Winnipeg 12 12 1 95 103 25 Notre Dame 81, Brigham Young 69 17. Vanderbilt 4-1 185 Utah 9 8 .529 1.5 Vancouver 10 14 3 94 101 23 18 Southern Cal 1-2 166 San Antonio 8 8 .500 2 Los Angeles 7 17 4 107 143 18 19 UNLV 4-0 109 Sacram ento 4 12 .250 6 Norris Division Swimming 20. James Madison 3-0 98 Pacific Division Detroit 13 10 2 98 81 28 Hockey Men L.A. Lakers 11 5 .688 Toronto 11 14 2 109 110 24 Notre Dame 5, Michigan-Dearborn 3 Villanova 757.7, Notre Dame 727, Fordham Portland 11 6 .647 .5 Minnesota 10 13 4 96 111 24 Michigan-Dearborn 6, Notre Dame 2 424, Boston College 396, eight others In Na­ Seattle 8 8 .500 3 Chicago 10 15 2 98 125 22 Others receiving votes: Penn State 60, Maryland tional Catholic Championships Phoenix 6 8 .429 4 St. Louis 9 14 2 85 92 20 48. Old Dominion 46, Syracuse 28, St Joseph's 26, L.A. Clippers 6 9 .400 4.5 Villanova 122, Notre Dame 95 LSU 24, Illinois 18. DePaul 76. Nebraska 8, Stephen Golden State 2 13 .133 8.5 Fencing Notre Dame 139.5, Fordham 75.5 F Austin 7. San Diego State 4, Houston 3. Colorado Men Women j 5 3, Clem son 2, Holy C ross 1. New Mexico St. 1, Utah J T uesday’s Results Notre Dame over Stanford, 21-6 Boston College 837.5, Notre Dame 626, ' L.A. Lakers 98, New Jersey 81 Philadelphia 5, Boston 2 Notre Dame over Air Force, 16-11 Fordham 518, Providence 360, 11 others in Hartford 5, Q uebec 4 New York 116, Washington 92 Noire Dame over Cal. State-Long Beach, 24- National Catholic Championships Detroit 127, Portland 117 Calgary 5, Washington 4 3 Notre Dame 111, Fordham 104 Indiana 103, Milwaukee 101 Montreal 3, N.Y. Islanders 2 Houston 106, Sacramento 97 Minnesota at Vancouver, late Amateur Wrestling News Poll The lop twenty wrestling teams In the Amateur Wreetllng Newe poll Notre Dame's opponents In | | dual meets are Italicized. NBA Scoring Leaders NHL Scoring Leaders G FG FT Pts. Avg. NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE 1. Iowa State 3-0 Jordan,Chi. 17 198 158 556 32.7 G A Pts. Plm. 2. Iowa 5-0 Barkley, Phil. 13 131 100 370 28.5 Gretzky, Edm. 25 44 69 10 NATIONAL CONFERENCE AMERICAN CONFERENCE 3. Penn State 4-0 Aguirre, Dali. 13 141 64 351 27 Savard, Chi. 14 39 53 31 Past East 4 Ohio State 3-0 Drexler, Port. 16 169 80 420 26.3 Lemieux, Pitt. 23 23 46 24 W L T Pet. PF PA W T Pet. PF PA 5. Arizona State 5-0 Bird, Bos. 13 127 71 337 25.9 Messier, Edm. 19 27 46 33 ! 1 9 3 0 .750 307 218 Indianapolis 7 0 . 583 253 198 6 Edlnboro State 4-0 Theus, Sacr. 13 117 86 322 24.8 Hawerchuk, Wpg. 14 30 44 20 Dallas 5 7 0 .417 270 287 Buffalo 6 0 .500 229 272 7. Northern Iowa 2-1 Malone, Utah 16 150 91 391 24.4 Goulet, Que. 16 27 43 12 Philadelphia 5 7 0 .417 272 318 Miami 6 0 .500 301 280 8 No. Carolina 4-0 Ellis. Sea. 16 159 55 388 24.3 P. Stasny, Que. 19 23 42 27 St. Louis 5 7 0 .417 288 309 N Y. Jets 6 0 .500 280 260 9. Oklahoma 3-0 Wilkins, Atl. 12 104 72 282 23.5 Naslund, Mil. 12 30 42 4 N.Y. Giants 4 8 0 .333 216 268 New England 5 0 .417 241 256 10. Wisconsin 1-0 Thorpe, Sacr. 15 130 92 352 23.5 C arson, LA 19 20 39 19 Central Central 11. No. Carolina St. 4-0 English, Denv. 16 156 57 369 23.1 Robitaille, LA 15 23 38 40 12. Lock Haven 3-2 Davis, Phoe. 11 95 63 253 23 Kurri, Edm. 15 22 37 12 x-Chicago 10 2 0 .833 329 204 Cleveland 7 5 0 .583 309 185 13. M innesota 2-1 Cum mings, Milw. 13 121 48 290 22.3 Smith, Mtl. 15 22 37 19 Minnesota 7 5 0 .583 285 278 Houston 7 5 0 .583 290 292 14 M ichigan 4-0 Floyd, G.S. 15 115 98 329 21.9 Sim pson, Pltt- 18 17 35 40 G reen Bay 4 7 1 .375 205 237 Pittsburgh 7 5 0 .583 236 240 15. Indiana 5-0 McDaniel, Sea. 14 133 39 306 21.9 Edm. Tam pa Bay 4 8 0 .333 256 285 Cincinnati 4 8 0 333 220 270 16. Notre D im * 3-1 Johnson, LaL 15 111 82 306 20.4 Yzerman, Det. 18 16 34 4 Detroit 2 10 0 482 205 344 W est 17 O hio State 4-1 M. Malone, W ash 15 90 126 306 20.4 Lafontaine, NYI 17 17 34 12 W est 18. Maryland 1-2 Dantley, Detr. 15 98 109 305 20.3 Denver 8 3 1 .708 314 243 19. Purdue 4-0 Ewing, N.Y. 16 132 61 325 20.3 y-San Francisco 10 2 0 .833 335 246 S an Diego 8 4 0 .667 230 253 20 Nebraska 3-0 Person, Ind. 16 142 32 325 20.3 y-New Orleans 9 3 0 .750 324 255 Seattle 7 5 0 .583 289 231 L.A. Ram s 5 7 0 .417 263 284 L.A. Raiders 5 7 0 .417 271 243 Women’s Basketball Atlanta 3 9 0 .250 185 338 K ansas City 2 10 0 .167 199 338

Through Sunday x-cllnched division title y-cllnched playoff berth PLAYER G-S MIN-AVQ FG-FGA POT FT-FTA PCT REB AVG A ST BK PF TP AVG Mary Gavin 4-4 112-28 24-43 .558 9-17 .529 32 8.0 2 7 3 10 57 14.3 Monday Night's Result Sandy Botham 4-4 112-28 23-37 .622 6-10 .600 39 9.8 7 3 1 14 52 13.0 Sunday's Games Miami 37, N Y. Je ts 28 Diondra Toney 4-4 127-32 18-35 .514 8-12 .667 18 4.5 12 11 0 11 44 11.0 Buffalo at Indianapolis Karen Robinson 4-4 121-30 18-30 .600 6-12 .500 4 1.0 9 7 0 6 42 10.5 Cincinnati at Cleveland Sunday's Results Annie Schwartz 4-0 66-17 5-7 .714 1 2 37 Dallas at Washington 16-20 .800 13 3.3 0 5 9.3 Atlanta 21, Dallas 10 Houston at New Orleans Mary Gavin 4-4 145-36 11-20 .550 5-9 .556 13 3.3 37 19 0 10 27 6.8 Indianapolis 9, Cleveland 7 Miami at Philadelphia Lisa Kuhns 4-0 31-8 4-13 .308 0-0 .000 3 0.8 1 3 0 2: 8 2.0 Cincinnati 30, Kansas City 27 (OT) Minnesota at Green Bay (at Milwaukee) Carol Elliott 3-0 11-4 .000 6-7 .857 1 1 0 2.0 L.A. Ram s 37, Detroit 16 0-0 0.3 0 0 6 N Y. Jets at New England N Y. Giants 23, Philadelphia 20 (OT) Krlssi Davis 3-0 25-8 2-5 .400 0-2 .000 4 1.3 0 3 0 0 4 1.3 L.A. Raiders at K ansas City Houston 33, San Diego 18 Kathy Barron 2-0 4-2 0-0 .000 2-2 1.000 1 0.5 0 0 0 1 2 1.0 N.Y. Giants at St. Louis San Francisco 23, Green Bay 12 Sara Liebscher 3-0 26-9 1-2 .500 0-0 .000 5 1.7 3 0 0 0 2 0.7 Pittsburgh at San Diego Pittsburgh 13, Seattle 9 Cathy Emigholz Detroit at Tampa Bay 4-0 20-5 0-2 .000 1-2 .500 2 0.5 0 1 0 3 1 0.3 Washington 34, St. Louis 17 Atlanta at L.A. Ram s NOTRE DAME 4-4 800-40 117-207 .565 48-80 .600 148 37.0 73 56 4 62 282 70.5 L.A. Raiders 34, Buffalo 21 Denver at Seattle OPPONENTS 4-4 800-40 105-244 .430 33-57 .579 113 28.3 68 60 10 74 248 62.0 Denver 31, New England 20 Monday's Game New Orleans 44, Tampa Bay 34 Chicago at San Francisco Chicago 30, Minnesota 24

JAZZ CLAS O/y 'ty Don’t drink *O and drive sig n u p s December 11-12 in S tu d en t % Government Office ft'9 A public service m essage from The Observer .$9 1st month. Wednesday, December 9, 1987 page 12 The Observer Oklahoma vs. Miami for No. 1 Orange hunt for recognition Associated Press Miami completed its second present and future. consecutive 11-0 regular season “If one of them is a dominat­ Oklahoma is ranked No. 1 by defeating South Carolina 20- ing factor, they deserve to be and Miami is No. 2 but not 16 Saturday night. Oklahoma, No. 1,” he said. “We’re the next everyone is convinced that which finished 11-0 two weeks best game. The voters can see their Orange Bowl clash, the earlier, received 47 of 57 first- one gam e (Fiesta Bowl) at 1:30 23rd such game in the 52-year place votes and 1,129 of a pos­ (p.m.,EST),onegame (Sugar) history of the Associated Press sible 1,140 points in Tuesday’s at 3:30 and one game (Orange) poll, will decide college foot­ final regular-season AP poll. at 8 and see who deserves to be ball’s national championship. Nine first-place votes and No. 1.” Syracuse University Coach 1,088 points went to Miami, LSU, 9-1-1, stayed seventh Dick MacPherson is among the while Florida State remained with 794 points. South Carolina, dissenters. third with 1,018 points. The LSU’s Gator Bowl opponent, Only two teams have a shot other first-place ballot went to was the only other m em ber of ______at going 12-0- the Oklahoma- Syracuse, which received 955 the Top Twenty in action over AP Photo Miami winner and fourth- points. the weekend and their close Melvin Bratton (5) scores for the Miami Hurricanes, who will battle ranked Syracuse, which meets Nebraska held onto fifth loss to Miami dropped the Oklahoma for college football’s “national championship,” although No. 6 Auburn, 9-1-1, in the place with 926 points and Gamecocks, 8-3, from eighth Syracuse will have something to say about that. The Orangemen Sugar Bowl. Third-ranked Auburn remained No. 6 with 847 place to ninth with 653 points. could finish undefeated. Florida State, 10-1 with a 26-25 points. Michigan State, 8-2-1, moved loss to Miami the only blemish MacPherson concedes up from ninth to eighth with 687 on its record, plays No. 5 Ne­ there’s nothing he can do about points and UCLA, 9-2, com­ braska, 10-1, in the Fiesta the Orange Bowl matchup and pleted the Top Ten, just like a SURPRISE! Bowl. all the attendant hype-past, week ago, with 642 points. “Oklahoma and Miami are HELLO VIDUCICH! playing a good opponent (each other), and so are we,” Mac­ Pherson said. “Any team that CHEERS & GOOD LUCK ON wins the Southeastern Confer- GRAND ence is a good opponent.” OPENING! YOUR FINALS. YOUR EVER Items Fast service, outstanding ADORING AND LOVING. continued from page 16 quality, and low, low prices! eu»0Fowe»Kui Year after a nearly-fatal auto­ 2Vh COPIES "VID-TEAM" mobile accident the previous 8H x 11 while 20# aulo,fed August. Six, as in the number of over­ kinko's time games the Notre Dame Great copies. 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A nationally televised audience saw a festive and spectacular opening session, 9 9 but the thousands of local and “WHATEVER THE MIND CAN CONCEIVE, THE BODY CAN ACHIEVE student volunteers saw the love and innocent determination seminars by GARY CONRAD to teach you which showed us all that it just takes a lot of heart. the secrets of SELF-HYPNOSIS Nine, as in the number of matches the Notre Dame vol­ leyball team lost en route to its second-consecutive 30-win WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 9 season. Under head coach Art Lambert, the Irish posted a 30-9 4pm GENERAL SELF­ mark and won the North Star Conference championship for HYPNOSIS the second straight year. Due to key losses to Top 20 teams, however, Notre Dame failed in 6pm LOSE WEIGHT - its quest for a first-ever NCAA Tournament appearance. DON’T FEEL HUNGRY Ten, as in the ten rounds it took for a champion to be crowned in the campus-wide 8pm ACE THAT EXAM - Bookstore Basketball XVI tournament. The month-long DO BETTER ON tournament drew 662 team s, FINALS the largest field ever. Da Brot­ hers of Manhood, led by Notre Dame basketball co-captain Donald Royal and Irish football star Tim Brown, captured the NOTRE DAME ROOM-2ND FLOOR LAFORTUNE title after a month of games in every weather condi­ SPONSORED BY SUB tion possible. Wednesday, December 9, 1987 The Observer page 13 Saint Mary’s basketball falls to Michigan, Loyola By HEATHER ATKINSON a 49-34 halftime lead. The leading scorer for the Because of an injury, But once again, the Belles Sports Writer “Our girls played fairly well Belles was Tammye Radke Tammye Radke was unable to were unable to keep up with the but they (Loyola) had excellent with 18 points followed by her play. The Belles were could not competition’s shooting ability The Saint Mary’s basketball shooting,” said Saint Mary’s sister Julie, who had 11. overcome that disadvantage in the second half as Michigan team lost twice last week to head coach M arvin Wood. “ The “Loyola just shot better than and lost, 71-63. took the eight-point victory. drop their record to 2-3. score was 64-53 with eight 60 percent against us,” said “Tammye is our floor leader Julie Radke led the Saint Against Loyola University minutes to go and that is the Wood. “ We shot more and had and without her we had no M ary’s scoring with 22 followed December 2, the Belles took an closest we got in the second fewer turnovers but their great chance to put a game plan to­ by Linda Garrett who had 10 early 13-6 lead but were quickly half.” perimeter shots and gether,” said Wood. points. passed by as Loyola displayed Saint Mary’s was unable to percentage got us.” The score was tied much of “We simply need to learn to excellent perimeter shooting, keep up with Loyola’s consis­ the game, but the Belles led 32- adjust without our floor leader especially from three-point tent shooting, and was defeated On December 5, the Belles 27 at the half. The five-point and take control with more con­ range. Loyola went on to take 92-57. traveled to the University of lead was the largest margin of sistent play in our overall per Michigan. the half. __ form ance. ” said Wood.______m SENIOR 9KI TRIP SUNSHINE PROMOTIONS Irish WAOR WELCOME continued from page 16 r r ' ball in the basket. The Terriers made only 34 percent of their shots from the field for the game, with Irving, who had been averaging 22 points a game, leading the slump with J fl&N-UP TW? WEEkL 3-of-12 shooting. Meanwhile, the Irish were $7V0EtW M V5T &£ PAIP gy able to correct their shooting problems in the second half. |/X OFFICE MXf: Z;00-4^[j WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 9 After making 35 percent of 8:00 PM their field goals in the first half, MORRIS CMC AUDITORIUM the Irish responded with a 54 - T o t a l c o j r k $ 1 6 0 percent total in the second half. 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The rebounds hid Robinson’s 3-of-10 shooting performance, with many of the misses com­ ing on short jumpers and layups. “He needs to get into an of­ TMEMM fensive flow where he can read first, then shoot,” said Irish head coach Digger Phelps of Robinson. “He’s got ability to PIZZA score, but it’s a little different BIG ”V” than high school where you can SUPER SPECIAL just turn and shoot it. “ But 16 rebounds is a lot of GET 2 EXTRA LARGE PIZZAS PLUS rebounds, and that’s good for 2 LITER BOTTLE OF COKE FOR $13.99 him,” Phelps added. (PLUS TAX AND DELIVERY) YOUR CHOICE OF The game opened with slam ANY ONE SINGLE TOPPING AND SECOND dunks by each team, but the PIZZA WITH TWO TOPPINGS OF YOUR first true field goal wasn’t scored until Boston guard Jeff CHOICE. Timberlake hit a short jumper with 13:57 rem aining in the Not valid in combination with any other offers half. The Terriers held the lead Valid at participating locations. early on when Jones was left all EXPIRES 1/15/87 alone after the opening tip, re­ sulting in an opening slam. The senior forward ended up leading the Terriers with 14 points and eight rebounds, just TAKE A STUDY BREAK YOU GEEK!! two boards shy of his third con­ GO TO NIGHTCLUB NIGHT AT secutive double double. Stevenson responded with a slam of his own off a fast break THEODORE’S started by Rivers. But two free throws by Jones and Timber WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 9 9:30 PM lake’s field goal gave the Ter­ riers an early 6-2 lead. FEATURING THREE OF THE HOTTEST YOUNG COMEDIANS: A three-pointer by Rivers and a jumper by Stevenson, who also finished in double figues with 10, gave Notre Dame a lead which it would WILL DIEDRICH BRIAN HOLLINGSWORTH STEVEN KIMBROUGH never relinquish. The Irish out- scored the Terriers 33-11 to make the score 33-20 Irish Sly hands-which is why A Big Man with a big heart This HOOSIER has been before Boston closed the gap to all the girls sit in the who will hit you with a voted “THE FUNNIEST nine at the half. front row. Too sm ooth Big, Big punch line! A man MAN IN INDIANA." to be funny, and funny whose income has been What? How can anyone Forward Steve Nicgorski enough to be smooth. seriously supplemented by the from Indiana be funny? woke up the JACC crowd when Will's gonna catch you save the whales foundation! Come out to Theodore's he entered the gam e with 2:43 off guard! and check him out! to play. With birthday-boy Sean Connor trying to feed the senior walk-on almost every time CHECK OUT OUR FULL FOOD 6 DRINK BAR down the court, Nicgorski fi­ nally made it to the charity -great for a late night snack stripe on a shooting foul. The SPO NSO RED BY SUB students stood with one out­ stretched arm as Nicgorski made both of his “offerings.” Wednesday, December 9, 1987 page 14 The Observer Morrissey, Stanford open Interhall hockey with wins By CHRIS PAULISON citement early in the second Captain Galis gave credit to Tankersley, tended the twines the year we make a name for Sports Writer half as they closed the gap to his sophomore goaltender, with perfection. ourselves.” 5-2. However, Morrissey team Gary Davis. ’’Simply put, By defeating Zahm 6-3, Sorin In other first round action, With the first round games captain Tim O’Brien and cen­ Davis is the key to our season. became victorious for the first St.EdHoly Cross skated past complete, the quest for the In­ ter Tim Hartigan provided If he continues to play as well time in over two seasons. Otter Planner 4-2. Alumni downed terhall hockey crown is now un­ sparks with two goals apiece as he did tonight, this Grace team captain, defenseman Pangborn, 4-1, in the first clash derway. and the victory was sealed. team should prove to be very Matt Beuerlein, explained for both teams. Grace, Morrissey, and “We looked decent, consider­ successful.” what this victory meant for his St.EcLHoly Cross skated to vic­ ing this was our first time out Grace’s success was put to team . Dillon and Cavanaugh tories in the first round, ear­ as a team,” said Chris the test again last night as they “This year’s team is com­ remained idle through first- ning spots atop the league’s Hasbrook, who also scored a faced off with Morrissey. prised of an improving group round play. Both of these teams Gold division. In the league’s goal for the Manorites. “We of upperclassmen. We have must wait until after Christmas Blue division, victors Stanford, still need to work on fundamen­ Stanford’s 7-0 drubbing of been playing together for a few break to make their season Sorin, and Alumni iced a three- tals if we’re to beat the better Fisher represented the first seasons now, and I think this is debuts on the ice. way tie in their race. teams in the league.” shutout of the young season. In the battle between peren­ The Studs dominated the con­ Most impressive of the three nial powerhouses, Grace was test from the opening whistle, Gold division games was the 10- able to escape with a 3-2 defeat scoring six goals in the first 3 offensive explosion by Mor­ of Off-Campus. Team captain twenty minutes. Forward John rissey over Keenan. The pow­ Mike Galis shared scoring Welch combined with fresh­ erful Manorites jumped to an honors for Grace with his bro­ man Dave Lorelli, to make the To all men of ND: early 4-0 lead they never gave ther, Ed Galis, and forward red light appear four times. up. Keenan provided some ex­ Steve Bishop. Stanford goalie, junior Hardie Smith, Parker traded to AL; come to 841 PE and give Jacqui Healey both leagues talk expansion a BIG sloppy kiss on Associated Press The Red Sox also got what only he and Wes Gardner got her 21st! they wanted, a major closer in saves for Boston last season. DALLAS -Dave Parker and Smith. “We’ve given up someone Lee Smith moved to new teams Smith is the only NL pitcher who has been as good a pitcher while baseball talked at the with 30 or more saves in four as there has been in the last winter meetings Tuesday straight years, a streak he four years, but we had to do about moving to new towns and m aintained last season with 36- something with our staff,” new starting interleague play. -compared to a major league- Cubs general manager Jim During a day of Texas-style low of 16 for the entire Red Sox Frey said. dealing that would have made staff. Bill Wood, promoted to Hous­ even J R. Ewing proud, Rafael Nipper was 11-12, his third ton’s general manager on Mon­ ALUMNI Ramirez also got swapped and straight losing year with 12 day, made his first deal and SENIOR M i M m m s m m m m m ore deals seemed on the way. losses. Schiraldi was 8-5 with filled the Astros’ shortstop hole Expansion may not be closer, six saves and a 4.41 ERA, and with Ramirez. but the subject moved toward its first full-scale debate in 10 ECLUB years. It was discussed at sep­ GIVE THE GIFT arate league meetings Tuesday and will be presented a joint OF A meeting of owners Wednesday, WEDNESDAY marking the most serious study SUNTAN! since Toronto and Seattle were 5 0 * DRAFT added to the American League in 1977. Gift certificates FUZZY NAVELS 75* “Interleague play is prob­ ably the key,” said Bill Giles, president of the Philadelphia Phillies and a member of the THURSDAY long-range planning commit­ tee. 5 0 * D R AFT Giles, American League President Dr. Bobby Brown Specials: TEQUILA SUNRISE 75* and National League President 10 Bed visits for $39.00 Bart Giamatti agreed that any 5 Booth visits for $12.50 expansion would mean new ** FRIDAY LUNCH teams in each league. 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Wednesday & Thursday ^ CUSHING AUDITORIUM 4 a im , \ A * , r —^ ^8:00 pm & 10:30 pm “HILARIOUS ADVENTURE $ 2.00 O utrageous COMEDY” FORTUNE page 16 SportsI Wednesday, December 9, 1987 Irish pound boards and Terriers, 74-49 By PETE GEGEN good. After forward Mark Sports Writer Stevenson opened the half with a jumper from the key, six dif­ While the shooting was ice- ferent Notre Dame players cold, the Irish heated up the scored. boards on the way to an easy Jackson hit from the baseline 74-49 over Boston University after a reverse feed from for­ Tuesday night at the JACC. ward Gary Voce. After Boston Notre Dame out-rebounded forward Larry Jones went over the Terriers 50-26, with sopho­ Voce for two, the senior co­ more forward Keith Robinson captain connected on a three- collecting a game-high 16 of point play when Jones fouled those plentiful missed shots. him on a turnaround jumper. “To be honest with you,” said Guard David Rivers hit a Boston head coach Mike Jarvis, long jumper, Robinson put in a “the game was probably layup off an inbounds play and decided in the first two or three Stevenson hit a baseline possessions down the court jumper before Terrier guard when Notre Dame got the Drederick Irving scored, rebounds. They wanted the making the score 46-28 for the ball, and they got the ball.” Irish. Irish center Scott Pad­ The 19th-ranked Irish im­ dock completed the round- proved to 2-1 on the season, robin scoring with a tip in of a while the ECAC North Atlantic missed layup by Rivers. team Boston fell to 3-2. The run was further helped Holding a 33-24 lead at half, by Boston’s inability to put the The Observer/Trey Reymond the Irish used a 23-6 run to pull Irish forward Gary Voce breaks through the Bos- pounded the Terriers, 74-49. away from the Terriers for see IRISH, page 13 ton defense for two of his 16 points. The Irish Women return against PioneersCountdown: By GREG GUFFEY a romp over Michigan, 92-70. the Irish frontline can be the Sports Writer McGraw realizes the Irish difference in the game. must control the Pioneer of­ “We’ll be trying to get the Although the women’s bas­ fense in order to stay in the ball inside,” McGraw said. The Top 10 of 1987 ketball team dropped its first game. “We could do a better job As 1987 draw s to a close, all seems well under the shadow game of the season in the “We have to play good rebounding inside, but I think of the Dome. Phoenix Classic last weekend, defense to beat them,” she we re doing a pretty good job The Heisman Trophy is where it belongs - in the hands head coach Muffet McGraw said. “They haven’t been in a overall.” of Tim Brown. David Rivers has a ready cast to work with says the squad will show close game all year. They McGraw will start senior as the Irish make another run at the NCAA Tournament. marked improvement tonight average in the 70’s, so if we can Mary Gavin and freshman The wrestling team is ranked 16th in the nation, the fencing against Oakland. hold them in the 50’s, we’ll have Karen Robinson at the guard teams are undefeated and the swimming and women’s The Irish lost to Wisconsin- a chance.” spots. Gavin averages 6.7 basketball teams are off to strong starts. All this while Green Bay, 69-65, before Notre Dame enters the game points per gam e and needs only downing Brigham Young in the with a distinct height advan­ 17 points to pass Laura Doug­ consolation game, 81-69. tage over Oakland. The tallest herty as Notre D am e’s No.2 Brian McGraw saw the loss as a Pioneer player stands 6’0” career scorer. Robinson comes building block for the compared with center Sandy in averaging 10.5 points, includ­ O’Gara remainder of the season. Botham at 6’2” and forwards ing a team-high 20 against Heidi Bunek at 6’4” and Brigham Young. Annie Irish Items “They know what they have Diondra Toney at 5’9” for the Schwartz continues to give the to do now,” she said of the 3-1 Irish. McGraw will try to ex­ Irish depth off the bench, Irish. “They went out expect­ ploit Oakland’s inside game, averaging 9.2 points. Notre Dame students recover from Christmas SYRs, prep ing to win without doing the and this chance couldn’t have for final exams and anticipate New Year’s Day in Dallas. work. Then, we played well come at a better time. McGraw has no plans to Just as students count down the ten days remaining against BYU.” Botham had a season-high 20 prepare differently for the Oak­ before the semester break, here’s my countdown of the The Irish m ust be in the right points against Wisconsin- land game despite the setback top ten Notre Dame sports stories of 1987. frame of mind when the Green Bay and added 16 more at Green Bay. One, as in the number-one player in the country. To say Pioneers invade the Joyce ACC in the win over Brigham Young “They’re a lot like that Tim Brown provided Irish fans with exciting moments at 7:30 p.m. Oakland is cur­ while being named to the all­ Wisconsin-Green Bay,” she this fall is modest. The senior flanker literally did it all rently a perfect 7-0 with all of tourney squad. Bunek contrib­ said. “They’re aggressive, for Notre Dame, receiving, returning and running his way those victories by margins of uted 28 points and Toney tossed play inan-to-man defense, and to become the school’s seventh Heisman Trophy winner more than 20 points, including in 19. In short, McGraw thinks go to the basket well.” on Saturday. His two consecutive punt returns for touch­ downs in the home opener will be noted as one of the greatest two-minute spans in Irish football history. Wrestlers earn spot in top 20 Two, as in the margin of victory in Notre Dame’s 60-58 upset of top-ranked North Carolina at the ACC last February. “Nobody leaves Notre Dame number one,” said for first time in Irish history Digger Phelps and Rivers, Gary Voce and Company By STEVE MEGARGEE before last weekend’s Las But the ranking does repre­ proved it again. A true Notre Dame Moment, one that will Sports Writer Vegas Invitational, where the sent a big change from last always bring back thoughts of flying yellow placards. Per­ Irish placed tenth in a compe­ year, when only two starting haps the Notre Dame student body should have been For the first time during a tition that included 13 other Top wrestlers survived the season charged with the cost of replacing Phelps’ split suitcoat. season in its 32-year history as 20 team s. without injury, and the Irish Three, as in three-time All-American fencer Molly Sul­ a varsity sport, the Notre “We have a chance to move limped to a 1-11 record. livan, who led the Notre Dame women’s fencing team to Dame wrestling team has up a spot after Vegas,” said the first-ever national championship for a Notre Dame reached the Top 20. McCann. Amateur Wrestling News women’s varsity program. Sullivan, then the defending The Irish are ranked 16th in Notre Dame won the Mic­ had Notre Dame in its Top 20 national champion and now Irish team captain in her the latest issue of Amateur higan State Invitational in its poll one other time, ranked 18th senior year, placed third in the individual competition held Wrestling News, but Notre only other event of the year so in the 1978-79 preseason poll. here at Notre Dame last March. Four, as in four times Dame head coach Fran far. Its dual meet schedule does That year, Irish heavyweight the Notre Dame football team has appeared in the Cotton McCann is not about to start not begin until tomorrow’s Bob Golic was coming off a 1978 Bowl. The Irish will return there on the first day of 1988 celebrating. match at Miami of Ohio, and season where he placed third after posting an 8-3 record against what many agree was McCann believes his squad is in the nation. the nation’s most difficult schedule. Lou Holtz’ Pony Ex­ “I think it’s a little prema­ better in tournaments than in press ran past and over most opponents to keep national ture,” said McCann. “It’s nice dual meets. Golic, who was also a Notre championship hopes alive before losses to Penn State and to have, but we haven’t proven “I would say as a tournament Dame football player and cur­ Miami in the last two weeks of the season. ourselves yet.” team, we’re a Top 20 team, but rently is a member of the Five, as in five players on a basketball team. The Notre The ranking comes in the as a dual meet team, maybe Cleveland Browns, did not Dame basketball team finished its 1986-87 campaign with wake of Notre Dame’s impres­ not,” said McCann. “We don’t wrestle in 1979. Consequently, a 24-8 record and reached the NCAA Tournament “Sweet sive performance in the St. have the balance, and we still the Irish never appeared in the Sixteen” before falling to North Carolina. Irish floor gen­ Louis Open two weeks ago, have some holes to fill. But we Top 20 during the actual season eral David Rivers was named Comeback Player of the where team scores were not do have some great individ­ and did not return to the kept. The poll was completed uals.” rankings until now. see ITEMS, page 12