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Another clerk ven- plainly, have we enough tempers moon may become a ireacle-moon and Herrick wrote In his "Hesperides:" VI P* by Dr. Johnson as “the month good moon had been spent In a calmer way. captured. tured not less the from excessive sweetness. boldly to close the mouth for this sort of thing. With us when pall The which Is now or ought after marriage which Is full of We know the riddle: What Is the dif- honeymoon, of the parson. That is too the During his honeymoon Walter Savage our officiating gentle- honeymoon prolonged parties was In those "What posies for wedding rings, ference between a and a to be only a pleasure trip, man. on the occasion referred to, sub- tenderness and happiness.” become bored. Suppose they go to a sea- Landor was reading some of his poetry honeycomb What gloves we'll give, and rlbbonlngs," days almost a ne- stituted for the usual exhortation a That Is what It ought to be, but even side place in winter or early spring—what to his bride. The lady seems to have honeymoon? One consists of many small marriage-by-capture long- er of his own. The are to read all the books been a little tired of the honeymoon in cells, the other of one sell. This need cessity. It was the time of discreet hid- be- homily pair upon the honeymoon may be spoiled. This they do? They big and Pepys records In his diary that, not of a father-in-law whom he was operating writhed or at at the old sailor library of the place, and general and of the reading In particular and ought not to be the case. ing from the wrath "had two is done when it is either too long drawn ing at a marriage service, he least and at last the clerk In- then there is nothing to do but look at (though Landor read beautifully), for she We are so accustomed to the different and of a father. After the month had fidgeted, too full of excitement. pair of gloves, like all the rest." with; "Pleaae to cut out or filled the old sailor searching all day with let go the arm of her husband, Jumped matrimonial customs and ceremonies that expired it was generally found that philo- terposed .It short, and There was a nice custom in the Parish Blr; they-ve got the cab by the hour!" Do your readers remember the honey- telescope for imaginary smugglers. I up. and rr/i to the window' to see “dear we do not Inquire about their origin. And sophy had given way to revenge, of When who which was all a once. The of- a few more had been ju- Wellow, Nottlnghamshore. The clerk nipped In the bud caresses moon, or rather honey year, that was have heard of a business man, who, delightful Punch,” being per- yet they had meaning after presents banns of out in were formed in It w'as a fice of and marriage were read that premature would have been enjoyed In the pastoral days of the Old growing weary of a prolonged honey- the street. Dad be- the "best man,” for instance, j diciously bestowed explanations were received church a person previously selected stood with the discipline In this “When a man taketh a new moon, to his office for one ginning, to show so liiue interest in her though now a slncure, was not so when given the loving couple placed respect Testament? telegraphed and down to him and Then a bosom of their family. up said: "God speed them well!" that was shown at a marriage in a York- wife shall not go out in the host, of his ledgers to be sent husband’s work; but little quarrels are marriage by capture prevailed. into the relenting he the It was Of now thrown after the depart- and clerk answered Amen. shire village church. once a lo- neither shall he be charged with any amused himself with it. course, he sure to take place w'hen people honey- bridegroom seized the girl he fancied A shoe is it Is Indeed, these clerks of old used to be cal custom there that the who business; he shall be free at home one was a brute, for all his books should moon not wisely but too well. It Is a without troubling about the consent of ing pair “for luck,” but probably parson at the the looks of the still mistake also to have too much excite- her or even of and his a survival of missiles hurled after the busy marriages. One of them, Jeal- performed wedding ceremony should year, and shall cheer his wife which he have been lady; parents herself, for but ous of the sacredness of ».ae work at first kiss the bride. A strange hath taken."—Deuteronomy xxiv., 6. As there was a great deal of human nature ment in a honeymoon, to undertake, for friend assisted in the operation, making robber of the bride anything good clergy- which they were engaged and for the man. not knowing that this was his “new wife” would for of- In Punch's sketches of the waning of the instance, to see in a short month all tne sure that the coast was clear or keep- luck. per- a polygamists In one of them a bride all the and at infurated From The of throwing rice is of building which they were, called out quisite, wondered why the party did not ten mean an additional one matrimony honeymoon. In churches, picture galleries, ing bay the parents. practice are the same dates cus- where rice is the symbol loudly to a couple who were making a begin to go away at the conclusion of the must have brought to people then a great says: Wouldn’t it be nice, Algy, dear,” all the waterfalls in ^urope. Trunks primitive times the Eastern origin, tom of of It is intended to express the premature attempt to indulge In oscula- service. "What are you for?" deal of leisure, far more than we can or “Algy, darling,” or whatever she troublesome to pack, trains do not go the bridegroom giving presents fertility. waiting "if an old friend were to turn at the hour wished, and there are many to the bridemaids. The in those of the wedding guests that the bride tory practices: "Now, then, behave your- he asked at last. "Please, sir," was the get in our rapid, competitive ago. Few called him. presents hope he ‘‘or even an little to the nerves and constituted a bribe or toll which may become a happy mother. selves!" He was evidently of the opin- bridegroom's answer, "Ye've no kissed of us possess sufficient oxen and sheep up?” "ifes,” growled, mishaps trying days we not have was of the Gloves used to be given at weddings ion of the man who said: "There Is only Mollte; an I must't do nt until jre have." and manservants and maidservants to enemy!” So it is that may have too causing quarrels w'hlch would given to blind the eyes girl <WOTOOOOOo0000fM;y0ft<vi»!v>oo^rMy>noQocxraex>3ooooocxx)ooocxx30ooooooocx?ooooooooo<XKX>ooiareooc^^ PRESIDENT ROOSEVELT QUICKON TRIGGER !| <w»*w^#ww<^»v-v«><vvv^vvvvvvvvvxxxxx3QQoog>oooc)c>oooQC)oooooooQooo<x>QOQoooQoooooQOooQQooQooooocooooQoooooQOQO{?ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocooooooooooooooooooooooooocx>oooooooooooo j President so and President Roosevelt has many a never known an Indian who could shoot sight and a wide, shallow V of the miners and In William Hugh Robarts lu Washington undertook such a thing. “Somebody had has been distinguished slept | shaped ranchmen the little stimulated by his communion with na- the as or was as certain of hls notch in the back sight and a turn-up valley where this remnant of a Post. to go out there. I suppose the wild free- zero, with your feet to camp-fire, straight quar- | mighty ture In peep on the rifle’s This Is the race of beasts dom of Its In her grandest moods, as seen fire as the best white grip. weap- now lives they would have to Presl- the life and surroundings business—of the guide to keep the ry when he did shoot S everything relative the stern solitude of our West- on with which he killed fourteen cou- been exterminated tempted me. Then, too, a hard course great well alight, for without It a lumbering hunters. Then they will not take the long ago by Chey- dent Roosevelt possesses the ern range of mighty mountains. Among gars or, as we in the South call them, ennes, Comanches and Llpans and half /A\ of study had begun to leave Its effect cinnamon bear, or even a grizzly, might pains in keeping their r~*es in good all mountain men, too, there is a frank panthers. The Colorado panther is not wild white men who covet their skins greatest interest something upon me, particularly in my eyes, and.