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\'olumc 128. Issue -11 www.rel·iew.udel.edu Friday. l\larch 22. 2002 Tubby to speak at graduation NewAAUP BY AMIE VOITH something. you do it. Roselle said although the choice for Administratil·~ New.'i Editor " I think there' s a little bit of terror Raymond as Commencement speaker has Retired university head football coach involved, but other than that I think it's a been positively received thus far. some contract to Harold R. ''Tubby.. Raymond is scheduled nice thing ... students are concerned with Raymond's to address graduating seniors and their Raymond said he has not finalized a lack of ·'academic.. expertise. guests at this year's spring commencement topic for the speech, but he has begun Senior Jen Justice said Raymond does ceremonies. university officials said. formulating ideas and writing notes. not embody her ideals for a President David P. Roselle stated in an " I would think that I would talk about Commencement speaker. be approved e-mail message that Raymond. who the implications of football in our society "When I go to my graduation, I want to BY TOM MONAGHAN accumulated 300 wins during his 36-year and extend it to a broader message.'' he hear from someone who can speak about Admit1i.\1roti1·e N£"\1".\ EditfJr career as head football coach at the said. life lessons for when I enter the real Professors voted Wednesday on a new Collective university, was among the most nominated Raymond will not receive payment for world," she said."lt seems like 'Tubby's' Bargaining Agreement with the university administration. suggestions for Commencement speaker. the Commencement speech, Roselle said, expertise is football. not life lessons." officials said. " He is a very experienced public but the unive rsity plans to establish an In response to such criticism. Roselle Maxine Colm, vice president for administration. said speaker, highly entertaining a nd [has] endowment so that people can honor s aid Ray mond was a member of the although not all of the ballots have been officially imponant insights:· Roselle said. "Coach Raymond's services to the university by univers ity's faculty and was a lso the counted, enough have been tallied that she is confident the Raymond also has a long record of contributing to it. longest serving university employee prior new contract passed. commitment to students at the university, He said after Goodwin's appearance to his retirement last month. Raymond was THE REVIEW/File photo The three-year contract, which will take effect June 30 both while they are enrolled and after their was cancelled. the university requested a intercollegiate athletics program Retired football coach Thbby if it passes, includes new features, such as a one-time days as students.'' through UpDate. UDTY-2, the university professor. Raymond will replace Doris Kearns retirement incentive and provisions to help professors Raymond was chosen to replace author Web site, UDaily and press releases that Senior Corinne Bria, president of the Goodwin as Commencement speaker. achieve tenure, she said. and historian Doris Kearns Goodwin as nominations be sent to Sharon Dorr, Delaware Undergraduate Student Not included in the contract were benefits for same-sex Commencement speaker after she admitted director of Alumni and University Congress, said she thought the university's coaches and advisers that surround us each day ... couples. the inclusion of which had been a goal of some last month she plagiarized more than 50 Relations. selection of a faculty member as members of the American Association of University Roselle said he is aware of only one quotations and paraphrases from her I 987 ''The responses to the call for Commencement speaker was a good Professors bargaining team. Colm said. other instance when a head football coach bestseller "The Fitzgeralds and the nominations was quite good and much alternative to Goodwin. David Colton, a long-time advocate of the inclusion of Kennedys. ,. spoke at a university's Commencement. better than the responses to the same call in "Sometimes we don' t realize the talent same-sex couple benefits and chief negotiating officer for Joe Paterno, head football coach of the Roselle said Raymond was the only the fall." Raymond said. and exceptional abilities of those around us the AAUP, declined to comment on the contract until aiJ ·'Nittany Lions." delivered the person invited to replace Goodwin. Once the suggestions were received, because these individuals are familiar to votes have officially been counted. commencement speech at Pennsylvania Raymond said Roselle notified him university faculty members discussed the us.'' she said. "One way of interpreting the Colm said she is happy with the contract, and feels it is State University in 1973. Monday that he was selected to deliver the "top vote-getters" with students. Roselle university's selection of Tubby Raymond the best possible agreement that could have been reached. ··we believe that both of these long-term Commencement address. said. He said he then concluded that as the Commencement speaker would be to "Overall, I think this is a very fair contract," she said. coaches have important messages. " It came as a shocker to me." he said. Raymond should be invited to speak at the consider it as an acknowledgement of the ''This represents a good contract in difficult economic appropriate for new graduates to hear as "When the president asks you to do ceremony. wonderful professors. administrators . times.'' they embark on their careers,'' he said. Individual responsibility remains goal of Libertarian BY STACEY CARLOUGH appointed po~iti on~ . cuuntcr-produ..:ti\c. that "!w\·crruncnt ,chuols lead to the Wilmington to protest the legislation. that . houlu ha\'e been aJiowed to fail. .. St'r~ior Ne"'s Editor Jim Larsen. acting chairman for the "The intent behind them is j ust indoctrination of children and interfere Thomas ~aid. T hey are also passing He said the government's recent In the winter of 1971, political Delaware Libertarian Party. said the another way for the government to get with the free choice of individuals:· out fliers a t area resta ura nts in bailout of the airline industry typifies disiJlusionment birthed what was to party's philosophy differs from control." he said. "And it corrupts ·'We are strongly fighting against opposition to the proposed smoking such behavior. become the third largest party in the complete anarchy because it is based police departme nts. these regulations ban for Delaware restaurants and "lf airlines had gone bankrupt, they United States. Its gripe? Big on individual responsibility. when police see all .------,------, that require those public places. would have kept flying, .. Larsen said. government intruding upon peoples' · "It used to be that people who were these millio ns of who are home- "Essentially, [the ban] would be "They would have adjusted to reality lives. The solution? "Free markets and irresponsible were taken care of by dollars going back and schooled to pass only a fLrSt step," he said. "It could end to what demand was there. lnstead of free minds." their local community.like their family forth.'' their curriculum up costing restaurants more than it's taxpayers keeping them afloat, the A Libenarian Pany member desires or the church, but not the D e I a w a r e through various worth and some would go out of customers would have. individual sovereignty from government.'' he said. "If you were an Libertarians,.who total 1----1------1 c hannels of the business." "That's what's important - the authoritarian interference for all alcoholic. they· d keep you alive but approximately 650. This is the second hi a state depanment,'' However, the Libertarian Party freedom of the consumer to decide Citizens of America. As the party's ultimately you' d have to help are a lso fig hting fiour-nart senes· proJ•,~;lin g Thomas said. ·'It's advocates an economy free of where they' re going to use their Web site phrases it, they "want to be yourself." a 0<>ainst rece nt r interesting that government subsidies and interference. money.'' left alone to live life as they see fit and This attitude lends itself to myriad legislation to put new political third parties they keep which can ultimately lead to the Other platform issues the to enjoy the fruits of their labor.'' platform stances of the Libertarian restrictions o n...______. impl e menting downfa ll of businesses that fail to Libertarian Party supports include: • There are currently 260,296 Party. For example, Brad Thomas, children who receive home schooling, mo re regulations when the public compete. • Repeal of all laws pertaining to registered Libenarians in the United New Castle County representative for Thomas said. school system is in real shambles." " The market will solve its own "victimless crimes." such as drug and States. Three hundred party members the Libertarian Party, said the group The Libertari an Party advocates In an effort to make their problems if you let it alone." Larsen alcohol regulations. laws concerning currently hold elected public office favo rs drug legalization because complete separation of education and viewpoints known, Libenarian Party said. "That's the problem. the consensual sexua l relations and positions and another 200 are in members believe current drug Jaws are the state, citing its official platform members convened Saturday in government is propping up companies .. see AWARENESS page A5 UD begins suicide Roselle addresses students BY DANIELLE SYBRANT on the Mall should be finished by the Staff Reporll'r end of April. we.ather permitting. An President David P. Roselle spoke irrigati on system is be ing installed prevention group on i s ues such as the upcoming and he said grass would be planted, Comme ncem ent s peaker and res to ring the g rounds to their BY KARA GIAt'lNECCHINI having trouble expressing their pain to reside nce ha ll intrude rs to previous state. SwjJ Repo ner hand the card to someone so they can approxima tely 40 stude nts at the He acknowledged the state the A m othe r who lost her son to get help. De laware Undergraduate Student Mall has been in for the past year and suicide in 1996 shared her message "You don' t even have to speak," Congress meeting Monday night. a half. but said he thinks the new Du during the Yellow Ribbon Project. a she said. ''The card will be enough.'' Roselle said he was disappointed Pont Hall is attractive. suicide prevention seminar. a t He nderson aid there are 2 . 700 that historian Doris Kearns Goodwin "If you're feeling deprived of not McDowell HaJJ Monday. d ocumente d cases of these cards would not be s peaking at Spring having the Mall for a year and a half, The program. sponsored by the helping prevent suicide. Commencement. get over it." he said. "The university Reside nt Student Association. ··s ometimes, all someone need. is a "She is a wonderful person," he is going to be better because of it." featured Tina H enderson. little reminder that there is someone said. ·'Unfonunately. she committed Because of D e laware' s budget spokeswoman for the International o ut there w ho can help a nd tha t plagia ris m. which would be a constraint. Roselle said, the Light for Life program. they're not alone:· she said. distraction from the ceremony.'' university's hiring freeze is H ende rson said s he loves the Carrafiello said she was motivated Commenceme nt is a time to scheduled to remain in effect until at THE REVIEW/Rob Meletti project· s message. to bring the program to the university celebrate the accomplishments of the least the end of the academic year. " It's based on a very simple last year. when a s tude nt in he r The yeUow ribbon project has g raduates. he said. a nd having " No faculty positions have been THE REVI EW/Rob Melctti concept - it's OK to ask for help:· reside nce hall committed s uic ide prevented at least 2,700 people Goodwin speak would be affected, but we've taken out a lot of she said. ·'That doesn't make you a University President David P. while home on a break. from committing suicide. embarrassing. clerical positions.'' he said. coward. It just means you're hurting Roselle addressed concerns at ·'J just saw how deeply it affected c hapter o f Light for Li fe a t the "' It would be a black eye to the The hiring freeze should not affect and you need someone:· DUSC's weekly meeting. not only those who knew the person, university. institution,'' he said. students. he said. The Light for Life program was but all those students who lived in the Carrafiello said she urges anyone In add i tio n. Roselle said the After Roselle addressed these and Overall. Bria said she was pleased started in Colorado in 1994 by parents building.'' . he said . .. S uicide is who may be interested in helping to university is looking into f urther other issues, he gave students the with Roselle's visit to the meeting. whose son shot himself one night in <> ome th i~g that everyone should be contact RSA. safety measures for those living in chance to ask questions. ..1 thought that he answered all the his yellow Mustang. The ~:oi.Jr vf the better educated about. .. ·'J am so thrilled that so ma ny reside nce ha lls in light o f recent Freshman Sara Toner said she is questions that students asked with car i now symbolized by ribbons. Carrafie llo ~ aid s he has spent people turned out for the seminar and inc idents o f trespassers in fe male upset by not having an academic care and concern:· she said. which were worn by the I00 students months working on this project. which also that so many people approached stude nts· rooms. but stressed that adviser. She said this sort of experience who attended the seminar. was funded with the help of the Office me to ask how they could become safety is a lso in the ha nds of the " I came from a small high school. helps the students understand that the The program has chapters in aJ1 50 of Residence Life. more involved.'' she said. ·That alone residents. and r m used to having someone who president will li sten and respond to s tates. as well as in 4 7 foreig n Sophomore Melissa Murphy. who makes a ll the time and hard work "First. respo nsi~ility stans with a knows me by name." ideas and questions. countrie . lost a clo!>e friend to suicide les. than worth it.. locked door.'' he said. " It's hard to Roselle advised Toner to go to the Toner said this was the first time Mic he le Carrafiello. national one year ago. said she feeb the yellow Henderson said since starting her gain e ntrance witho u t someone head of her major's department and she had ever met Roselle. communications coordinator for RSA. ribbons are a small but important step own c hapte r o f the prog ram in lening you in. and people are nice.'' request an adviser. He said this is a ..1 was grateful that he came to talk said she was glad the message of the towards suicide prevention. Bedford. Pa. in 1997, she has traveled Because of the walk-ins. as well as problem he will look into. to us a t the meeting.'' s he said. Yellow Ribbon Project could finally ·'People need to be more aware of to dozens of high schools and colleges attacks on students that may or may Senior Corinne Bria. president of "Given it's a large university. the fact be heard at the university. suicide. its causes and its sign. : · she across the country to share the story of no t be tied to the reside nce hall DUSC. said she was pro ud of the that he took time to come talk to us After the meeting . Henderson said ... It's definitely a topic that is her loss. as well as to try and educate intrusions. Roselle said residents q uestio ns tha t were asked by s hows he d oes care about the distri buted business cards with a hidde n away a nd ignored by most people that the threat of suicide must should be wary of who they let into members of the general assembly. students ... picture of a yellow ribbon on one side people because it m akes the m be taken seriously. the building. .. Everyone spoke with respect and After the meeting. Roselle stated with a message that read ...This ribbon uncomfortable. but pre tending it ·T m not a professional speaker or "You have to catch the bad guys asked questions about issues that we in an e-mail message that he enjoyed is a lifeline ... doesn't exist won ' tmake it go away... anything:· she said. 'Tm just a mom one at a time ... he said. have disc ussed during DUSC speaking one-on-one with students He nderson e ncouraged people RSA is currently looking to start a with a message ... Roselle also said the construct ion meetings:· she said. and is invited annually hy DUSC. A2 • THE REVIEW • March 22, 2002 Case llaises parent legal issues implications,'' he said. "This case This would force Carol to file decisions in David's life, Corrigan Separating lesbian could expand the possibilities in for bankruptcy, she said. said. defining the parent-child "She wants to do what she can Karen does not, however,, want couple argues relationship." for the child," Kerr said. "But she o allow Carol to share Felice Glennon Kerr, Carol's also feels that she got left with a guardianship of David. over child support attorney, said the Delaware boatload of debt when the "The other party has been Parentage Act includes guidelines relationship ended. offered joint custody, but has not responsibilities for rights of biological and "My client supported the two of accepted," he said. "The child adoptive parents. them and took out a second lives with my clien~ ~nd_ the _other BY LAUREN TISCHLER "Our position is that Carol is mortgage on her house to pay for party has ~tan dard VIS1tat1o~ n~ht~ . Staff Reporter neither,'' she said. " Essentially, the in-vitro fertilization." "My cltent does not thtnk 1t IS SENATE SENDS CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM TO BUSH FOR A child support battle between a she's not legally the parent under Tiffany Palmer, legal director best for the child to live with the separated lesbian couple may force this law." for the Center for Lesbian and Gay other parent." APPROVAL ·: : WASHINGTON - The Senate approved a landmark revision of federal : Delaware to determine new Corrigan said the couple did not Civil Rights of Philadelphia, said Kerr said Carol wants to keep '~ guidelines for same-sex couples. have to be married to make Carol a parental rights and responsibilities the situation as it is with voluntary campaign law Wednesday, sending President George W. Bush a bill to restrict '.' the rising flow of huge donations into U.S. politics. In a statement released 1 The birth mother, known as parent. should go together, regardless of payments and regular visitations. ~ : after the vote, Bush said he would sign the bill, although he considers it ·; • Karen Chambers in court papers, "Our case is based on the intent the sex of the couple. " She has been there for David "flawed in some areas." . r and her former partner "Carol" to create life," he said. "There is "The bottom line is that children and she is not going anywhere," With Bush's signature, the bill would curtail a source of funding that L conceived 4-year-old " David" no biological or adoptive have the right to continued support Kerr said. "My client cares about pumped approximately $500 million into national politics in the last through in-vitro fertilization. relationship, but they did make a from both parents,'' she said . him like a son, but at the same presidential campaign. Wednesday's developments culminated a seven-year ! ' · Delaware Family Court mutual decision for my client to " Treating [same-sex] cases time, when she went into this, she quest by reform advocates in Congress to put some distance between - Commissioner John R . Carrow try and become pregnant with the differently means that these did not have the expectations that politicians and big-money donors. The bill's advocates say this is needed to agreed to hear Karen's argument hopes of raising the child as a children will be denied the she would be recognized as a full boost public confidence in government Defeated opponents said the measure ~ for mandatory child support and couple." opportunity to grow up as normal, parent." both sides attended a hearing Kerr said her client voluntarily healthy adults. Palmer said it is beneficial for would only w~en political parties and trample on constitutionally protected : . speech. _~ Monday. pays $60 per week for child "These are families and they children to maintain contact and The Senate's 60-to-40 vote- II Republican senators joined 48 Democrats Michael Corrigan, Karen's support, but.based on the Delaware need to be recognized as such in receive support from both parents. and one independent to approve the bill - followed its passage last month in attorney, said the case could set a Child Support Formula, she will the court system." " Relationships between parents the House. The measure will produce the biggest shake-up in pOlitical fund ·~':\ precedent for Delaware state laws. likely be asked to pay Karen's request for c hild end all the time,'' she said. "But raising since the post-Watergate reforms of the 1970s. \ " If my client ends up being approximately $550 per month - support involves equal custodial the relationship between child and Most significantly, it would bar the national political parties from raising or s uccessful, it could have huge more than $137 per week. rights, giving Carol power to make parent should last forever." '1.. spending the unlimited, loosely regulated donations known as soft money. These donations, a fund-raising innovation of the late 1980s that grew in the 1990s, often amount to $100,000 or more. The donors are corporations, labor unions and wealthy individuals, many with business before the government , T Delaware officials back The bill is·expected to force politicians to rely less on this narrow band of donors and instead cultivate a broader base of contributions from people able to give up to $2,000 at a time. ' ' "We all recognized one very simple truth- that campaign contributions from a single source that run to the hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars PEPCo, Conectiv merge are not healthy for democracy," said Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., the bill's •• -:·. best-known sponsor. .• ,. BY TARRA A VIS He said it is impossible to predict whether the Entertainment Editor move will help develop a competitive market. FOES SAY THEY MUST WORK THROUGH PAIN TO REACH .,.: , Delaware regulators unanimously approved "I wouldn't even venture to speculate what CEASE-FIRE ,· ..,- the merger of Conectiv and Potomac Electric will happen long term," Padmore said. "We' ll JERUSALEM - Israeli and Palestinian officials forged ahead with cease- Power Co., Tuesday, including a settlement just have to wait and see how things evolve." fire talks Wednesday despite the killing of seven people by a Palestinian "• provision calling for the extension of rate caps on Tim Brown, Conectiv director of corporate suicide bomber who boarded a crowded bus at rush hour. •· :" residential electricity rates until 2006. communications, said the extension of the current The deadly attack, which brought an angry denunciation from Israeli Prime .• --: .. The merger settlement extends a current state­ rate cap allows more time for competitors to Minister Ariel Sharon, dealt a blow to efforts by U.S. envoy Anthony C. Zinni ~ •" mandated price freeze on residential electricity emerge before allowing rates to be determined by to push the two sides into a truce. But ultimately, it did not derail a key round rates, which expires next year. market levels. of negotiations Wednesday evening. Israeli officials said they would refrain .:>~~. Bruce Burcat, executive director of the "You can look at states like California and see from major retaliation for now. . ;.~ ; Delaware Public Service Commission said this what happens when they rush in," he said. Momentum for a cease-tire built with the daylong visit Tuesday by Vice measure is part of an effort to attract more "California had serious problems: their rates · President Dick Cheney, who signaled to Palestinian Authority President Yasser . •• .. electricity distribution competitors to the increased dramatically, two utili ties went Arafat that he would be rewarded with a meeting if he acted to stop violence. •· Conectiv-dominated state market. bankrupt, the state had to borrow money to pay Freezing Conecti v' s rates provides an The Palestinian Authority condemned the Wednesday morning bus off rates they had accumulated and there were bombing and ordered attacks on civilians inside Israel to halt "despite the · _ incentive for other competitors to come into some blackout concerns." bleeding wounds of Palestinian civilians." Delaware and offer lower prices to consumers, he Burcat said that in addition to the rate freeze, said. Delaware hopes to attract competition b y 1HE REVIEW/File photo Delaware Public Advocate G . Arthur Padmore NO CHARGES AGAINST CLINTONS AFTER FINAL •: remedying technical problems that have driven The merge between power suppliers will WIDTEWATERREPORT ,,:

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I ' March 22, 2002 • THE REVIEW • A3 Transgendered speaker tells story BY LAUREN PRYLUCKJ Davis made national headlines as the is important to fee l good about yourself readily discussed in the community. Swff RPporter first successful gender transition and to appreciate diversity in the "Transgender people are something Issues facing transgenders were recipient in the workforce. world." we never explored before," Sneddon discussed in a speech by Debra Davis Under the Minnesota Human Rights She said she believes in the power of said. "It is an issue that everyone needs titled " Differently Gendered People" Act of 1993, it is considered one, meaning one person has the power to know about." Tuesday night during the university' s discriminatory to deny a person's civil to change the world - to make it She said she hopes to make this an first Transgender Awareness Week. rights based on transgender tatus. accepting of diversity. annual event. Davis, executive director of the Rhode Island is the only other state Davis has hosted more than 600 Senior Megan 0 ' Brien said she Gender Education Center in Minnesota, with such a law. workshops in the past 12 years. thought Davis geared her presentation talked about her successful gender Statistically, 1 to 5 percent of Recently retiring as a media toward everyone in the community. transition. Americans are transgender people. But specialist. she said s he is eager to "Students at the university should be One afternoon in 1998 she left her in actuality, Davis said, less than .0 I continue her wgrk at a more constant aware of the people around them," she job at Southwest High School in percent wi II identify themse I ves as pace. said. "It should be a personal goal to get Minneapolis as a man and returned a transgender and are willing to "My goal for doing these workshops to know different types of people and few days later a fully transitioned physically change their body. This can is to bring the mystery and fear out of not to let fear or violence get in the woman. Of more than I. 700 people in be a very expensive surgery, she said, who we are and to make people more way." the school where she worked as a media depending on the amount of work comfortable with themselves," Davis The workshop was sponsored by the specialist, she said most were performed. said. Visiting Woman's Scholarship Fund, supportive. Most insurance companies will cover Stephanie Sneddon, president of the the University of Delaware's THE REVIEW/Sara Kuebbing Signs hung in the hallways of the a small portion of the transition, sh_e Lesbian Gay Bisexual Student Union, Allocations Board, The Civil Liberties Speaker Debra Davis found her community in high school stated, "We believe in said. said Davis' speech was important Union, Students Acting for Gender Minneapolis mostly supportive when she left her you," she said. "I am an OK person," Davis said. " It because she focused on issues not Equality and other organizations. job one day as a man and returned as a woman. DelDOT discusses Price of all parking permits pedestrian_issues increases for Fall Semester BY AJ.RUSSO She said during the peak BY TARRA AVIS process would remain on a seniority StaffR eponer pedestrian hour, more than 900 Entenainment Editor system. The Delaware Department of pedestrians crossed South College The cost of university parking " Parking lot assignments are Transportation made a proposal to A venue, and more than 1,000 permits will increase for students, based on when the student applies help solve the traffic problems on pedestrians crossed Arnstel A venue. faculty and staff as of Fall and where they are living," he said. South College Avenue at the More than 300 pedestrians Semester, officials said. "It's fust come, fust served." Newark Traffic Committee meeting crossed South College Avenue at Capt. James Grimes, senior Grimes said Public Safety has Tuesday afternoon. Kent Way during the same hour, she assistant director of Public Safety, also made changes to the process of Dana Terone, a representative said. said the changes would include the registering for parking permits by from DelDOT, said the department Between 8 a.m. and 6 p.m., at following: allowing students to apply for them wants to install traffic signals both least 200 pedestrians crossed both • red permits increase from $78 online at Public Safety's Web site. where South College A venue South College and Arnstel A venues to $81; "Starting after Spring Break, intersects Amstel A venue and Kent every hour, Terone said. • gold permits increase from students can apply fo r parking on Way. The tape also showed that during THE REVIEW/Sara Kuebbing $240 to $248; the Web," he said. "It should be Terone said DelDOT also wants peak class change periods, DelDOT tracked the number of • yearly residence hall lot more convenient than using the to extend the chain fencing on both pedestrians occupied the crosswalk pedestrians on South College permits increase from $334 to telephone." sides of South College A venue to at Amstel A venue 80 percent of the Avenue to determine solutions. $345; Sophomore Gillian Dimarzio span from A'mstel A venue to Kent time, Terone said. College Avenue, be said. • student gate with card access at said the price increases are unfair. Way. Newark Police Chief Gerald T. Bob Smith, a traffic committee the Perkins and Trabant parking "If they're going to give you a The bicycle lane striping would Conway said the area bas been a member, said the issue has to be garages increases from $495 to spot that you have to take a shuttle also be extended on the east side of problem for Newark motorists for a dealt with immediately. $510; to, then I don' t think you should this stretch of road, she said. long time. • gated lots with card access for have to pay as much as one who "I think we have been very lucky · THE REVIEW/Rob Meletti The proposal would provide for a "The pedestrians take over the that there have been no serious faculty and staff increase from $360 walks two steps from their door," more efficient operation, she said, to $372; Money collected from increa9ng road," Conway said. "It is a logjam." accidents at these intersections," the price of parking permits will she said. because the traffic signals would Randall Grunden, a representative • reserved spaces for faculty and Sophomore Aaron Oliver said Smith said. go toward parking maintenance. help distinguish whether pedestrians from DelDOT, said although the He said he thinks it is important staff increase from $850 to $875, the increased c.ost does not affect or oncoming traffic have the right of new fencing along South College to change the traffic at these and department and so all of the money his decision to have a car on way. A venue could be an obstacle for intersections before there is an • 24-hour reserved spaces for it spends has to come from its own campus. The intersections at Amstel jaywalkers, enforcement of the accident. faculty and staff increase from budget." . "I'd like it to be cheaper, but I A venue and Kent Way are far crosswalks would still be important Grunden said it is reasonable to $1,100 to $1,135. He said a decrease in the would still pay," he said. "I need exceeding the warrant criteria for a Conway said the traffic on South say the project could be finished Grimes said the raised costs purchase of parking permits next my car." signal, Terone said. College Avenue is the top traffic before Fall Semester 2002. would go toward maintenance of semester is not expected because Grimes said 4,677 students DelDOT recorded traffic and priority for the city. . DelDOT is going to wait to begin parking lots, lighting, emergency despite the cost, a parking spot is a currently have parking permits. pedestrian activity on South College The Newark Police Department the project after review from City phones and the shuttle bus system. necessity to students who bring cars This figure includes commuters, and made recommendations after has received many complaints from Council and further input from the "It's really budget driven," he to campus. full-time students and those with viewing a videotape, Terone said. motorists about the traffic on South traffic committee, O;mway said. said. "Parking is a self-supported Grimes said the lot assignment motorcycles. Heading soccer balls does not cause academic problems BY SARAH CORSELLO and visual spatial capacity, he said. Delaware, said he is aware of the studies on someone who has had an accumulation of Copy Editor "We used their SAT scores as a basis to heading soccer balls and concussions from trauma to the bead, Pulak said, which is Concussions and trauma to the head from go on before giving them the cognitive contact. thought to have exacerbated his Parkinson' s heading soccer balls and contact with other tests," he said. "We found that there was no "I have never seen a player get a disease. players does not contribute to academic cumulative affect from playing soccer when concussion from heading a soccer ball," he Dr. Robert M. Schuman of Child problems, a recent study concluded. they took the tests." said. "Most times, concussions occur when Neurology, Inc. said he does not Dr. Kevin Goskiewicz, director of sports A 1999 study conducted in the there is contact with another player like recommend that young children play medicine at the University of North Netherlands found deficits in cognitive tests with head or elbow." contact sports that involve the possibility of Carolina, said the study included 240 UNC given to 24-year-old elite soccer players. All players are tested for concussions head trauma. students. But Goskiewicz said he did not think this before they begin playing for the team, he " If a child has a repeated injury to the Tests were given to 91 soccer players, 96 was relevant to American soccer players. said. If they do suffer from a concussion, a brain, there is the potential for future non-soccer athletes such as baseball and "This study was only done with one-third series of tests are given before a student is problems and medical conditions," he said. field hockey players and 53 students used as of the people, and the intensity of the game permitted to play. The American Youth Soccer a control. is much higher for these players," he said. Susan Pulak, a nurse at Child Neurology, Organization restricts heading in games to The soccer players observed in the study THE REVIEW/Celia Deitz When the Netherlands study was first Inc. in Indiana, said repetitive hits to the older age groups and emphasizes guidelines had completed 15 seasons of practice - Soccer players have a high incidence introduced to America, Goskiewicz said it head could cause potential damage in the for game play, said Lolly Keys, director of much more than the average person, he of concussions, but this does not sent shock waves through the soccer future. A YSO media relations. said. affect cognitive ability, a study states. community. "Everyone has a threshold of the amount Coaching techniques on the proper way "We observed that soccer athletes have compared to the other participants." "Only a very small percentage of people of trauma the brain can handle," she said. to head the soccer the ball are also provided the highest incidence of concussions and The tests involved a compilation of will go on to play in such a high level of "If there are repetitive hits to the brain, your by AYSO , she said. recurrent concussions," Goskiewicz said. neuropsychological questions to analyze a extreme soccer," he said. threshold may lower, and then there is the Keys said A YSO is aware of the stuqies "But there was no difference in their person's short-term memory, attention span Marc Samonisky, head coach for the possibility of seizures." done on heading, but said the results tend to performances on cognitive learning tests men's soccer team at the University of Muhammad Ali is an example of be inconclusive and controversial. Russell Dining Hall Students dance and sing with to undergo changes elderly on St. Patrick's Day BY ELISSA SERRAO She said her favorite part of the is all in the footwork. BY CAMILLE CLOWERY and those who live in residence Staff Reporter evening was dancing the Locomotion " I got a kick out of watching the Senior Staff Reporter halls adjoining Russell Dining Members of the Alpha Lambda and the Chicken Dance. kids do the Chicken Dance, though." A planned summer renovation of Hall. Delta Honor Society said no to green She confessed, though, that she still He said he donned his Irish flare Russell Dining Hall will provide a The students will discuss menu beer on St. Patrick's Day and yes to an has some dancing skills to master. proudly that evening. Hi s favorite more casual atmosphere and development as well as what kind evening of singing and dancing with accessory, he said, was his "Kiss me alleviate crowding, said Sue of food will be served in each area residents of a local nursing home. I'm Irish!" pin. Bogan, director of Dining Services. of the dining hall, Bogan said. Students from the honor society "I'm happy The pin was quite successful, he "There's a push to give dining Barbara Kreppel, associate vice participated in the second annual St. said. halls more ambience, as if you' re president for Administrative Patrick's Day dance, held at the Little about not Clark said he enjoys the university in a restaurant," she said. Services, said the dining room area Sisters of the Poor Nursing Home on students' visits. The building itself will not be of Russell was slated for Salem Church Road. getting drunk. He did make sure, he said, to keep expanded, Bogan said, but the renovations during Winter Session Senior Jen Zak, service co-chair, the event age-appropriate. serving layout will be rearranged 2002, but plans were postponed to said she and nine other members This was more ·'I' m typically the bartender for St. to improve traffic flow during peak imclude improvements to the walked into the auditorium at 7 p.m., Patty's Day dances." he said. "But I hours. serving area. where residents sporting green hats fulfilling." didn't set up the bar this year because She said Russell Dining Hall has She said the serving area design eagerly awaited the arrival of their of the youngsters." a "very narrow food space" and was created in the late '80s and THE REVIEW/Celia Deitz "university friends." - senior l en Zak Zak said she was more than content that the salad bar will be replaced Russell Dining Hall was last Changes to Russell Dining Hall "The residents had the room service co-chair of Alpha with the way she spent St. Patrick's to open up the area. renovated in January 1992. decked . out with Kelly Green Day this year. include a revised menu, more Lambda Delta Honor Society Bogan said the renovations are " It's time to give it a fresh space and a better atmosphere. streamers, balloons, tablecloths - " I'm happy about not getting scheduled to begin May 28 and end look," Kreppel said. even green ginger ale," she said. drunk, .. she said. ·'This was much Aug. 9 in time for Fall Semester Sophomore Nicole Bagwell said the dining hall into something it Students were soon leading a "I tried to do the Electric Slide," more fuJftlling." 2002. she thinks Russell Dining Hall isn' t, like a restaurant," he said. chorus of 25 residents singing "When Moloney said, "but I don't think I'm Zak said Alpha Lambda Delta has Although the new design for the needs improvements to keep up "Students don't come to the dining Irish Eyes Are Smiling" and "Oh quite ready for that." been able to continue hosting annual dining hall has already been with the number of people who live hall for the atmosphere - they Danny Boy." Resident William Clark, 94, said he events such as the St. Patrick"s Day planned, Dining Services also on East Campus. come for a quick, easy meal. They spiced up the evening with enjoyed the party because he has been dance due to the formation of the wants to solicit feedback from the "It 's just ridiculous to have to "The money should be used for well-known dances, such as the dancing since he was 5 years old. Student Advisory Board. students, Bogan said. fight through mobs of people just something more constructive." Electric Slide and the Hokey Pokey, " I' m the song and dance man The advisory board, she said. was A student focus group is to grab a sandwich." she said. Bogan said the budget is still she said. here," Clark said. created in December and contributes currently being formed to review Sophomore Amik Patel agreed, being ·'fine tuned," and the actual Resident Claire Moloney said she He said three students approached to the planning of the group·s the new concepts and discuss and said the current cafeteria's cost of the renovation is not yet always looks forward to the frequent him and asked him to lead them in a activities. suggestions. structure is extremely inefficient. known. visits by Alpha Lambda Delta St. Patty's Day ballroom dance. The resident home is one of the The group of approximately 15 Sophomore Kristofor Graham, The funds will be drawn from students, whether for holiday dances "It's a shame [college-agedJ boys society's favorite places to volunteer, students will be formed from the however. said he disagrees with the the dining reserve, she said, which or bingo. and girls have no rhythm." Clark said. she said. because she knows how Resident Student Association, remodeling of the dining hall and is all ocated for renovations and "These kids are just the best," "I see young kids waving their arms in much the residents truly appreciate the Honors Program, the Delaware thinks it is a waste of money. periodic updates of the di ning Maloney said. "I love them all from the air. trying to dance, but the rhythm students· visits. Undergraduate Student Congress "There· s no need to try to make halls. the bottom of my heart." A4 • THE RE\'lEW • larch 22. 2002 Students receive Courses taught for elderly BY JEFF NICHOLS seniors attend each session. Two Florida retirement ho mes, Staff Reporter "The program is very interesting University Vi llage Retirement Learning is a lifelong process, to them, and they look forward to Center and the Freedom Village research award and some senior citizens in Florida going," she said. Retirement Center in Bradenton, are taking full advantage of the Hollister said University Village offer the program, Leavengood said. BY AUZA ISRAEL comment. chance to emoll in college courses Nathmoi/Swlt• \'nn L'Jitnr would like to continue the program USF would like to expand the Serra said this national award is held at retirement homes. for as long as it is offered. program to include more retirement Two university Dean's Scholars given to second- or third-year Since the fall, the University of centers in the future, she said. were recently awarded the Phi Kappa students who will spend at least one South Florida has been offering Leavengood said two courses are Phi national scholarship. recognizing more year at their university. these courses to senior citizens, said presently offered. U.S. History from and assisti ng them in their Eligible students must have Lee Leavengood, assistant director 1943- 1960 is taught at University undergraduate research. between 56 and 90 university credits. of the Institute on Aging at USF. Village, a nd Art of the Western Sue Serra. assistant coordinator of she said. The program was initiated by the "Many are World is taught at Freedom Village. the Undergraduate Research Program. They must also achieve a university as a way to reach out to Ruth Flexman, university said this wa~ the first time university minimum 3.5 GPA. and th eir post­ senior citizens who are confi ned to taking classes on coordinator of the Academy of students applied for the grants. THE REVlEW/Courtesy of University Public college p lans must relate to the Relations retirement homes, she said. Lifelong Learning at the University Kirsten Shae Johnson and Sarah academic project they will develop. Kirsten Shae Johnson (left) and Trained volunteers teach classes campus, but of Delaware Wilmington campus, . Ruiz, both rhird-year students and Serra aid the application process Sarah Ruiz received Phi Kappa at the homes, she said, so seniors do said older learners are offered a members of Phi Kappa Phi honor requires a per onal tatement about Phi national scholarships. not have to leave the premises to be some can't get chance to study courses in a variety society, ea~h received $ 1.000 from the applicant's research project. two involvc:;d in the program. of subject areas. the national organization. letters of recommendation and a list requirements were so confining [that] Deann Hollister, activities to campus." She said the program is only Johnson received her grant to of leadership and community service I didn't get to explore my field," she assistant at University Village offered at the Wilmington campus partiall y fund her internship at the activities. said. Retirement Center in Tampa, said - Lee Leavengood, as part of the university's CNN bureau in Beijing from the The g rant funds either an Serra said Johnson and Ruiz each college courses are offered·as a way assistant director ofth e Institute conti nuing education program. beginning of June to mid-August. internship or a study abroad program, had interesting projects. to broaden the education of on Aging at the University of Patty Beauchsne, human "Seeing as how l want to do she said. " Both developed discover~­ residents and to encourage residents South Florida resources generalist at Gilpin Hall international journa li s m and I'm As Dean's Scholars. Johnson and learning projects that closely relate to to enhance their learning. retirement center in Wilmington, concentrating in Asia. [the internship] Ruiz are able to design individual their academic plans," she said. Leavengood said the program is said no college courses are currently was the perfect opportunity:· she majors and assist in creating their Roberta M. Golinkoff, president of popular with senior citizens. offered to residents on the premises. said. "This is probably going to be the own curriculum. the university' s Phi Kappa Phi " Seniors want" to continue to The retirement home would pivotal experience of my career.·· Johnson. who is studying chapter and education professor, said learn," she said. "Many are taking The program is paid for by a consider such a program if it were Ruiz. a gerontology major. is international journali sm and Asian both candidates were deserving of the classes on campus, but some can' t grant from the university and is offered, she said, and she thinks it currently in Copenhagen. Denmark politics. said the program exists for grants. get to campus. They still want the open to residents at no charge, she would be· popular a mong senior and using her grant to create a people who cannot find what they "For them to have won this award enjoyment of learning." said. citizens. research project titled. ''Assessing need within the majors that the they have to be outstanding Hollister said more than 100 Elder Policy in Denmark:· university offers. individuals with outstanding R uiz was unava ilable for ·'Literature courses and breadth promise," she said. Female .'nomad' signs book BY CASSIE TOTARO Gelman said she befriended a Sra[f Reporter woman and her young son in the Author and "modem-day nomad" malaria-infested jungle of Irian Jaya, Rita Golden Gelman shared her Indonesia. experiences and signed a copy of her She said she made a connection by first novel, "Tales of a Female blowing bubbles with the little boy. Nomad: Living at Large in the World'' " Here we were, at complete at Rainbow Books and Music on Main opposite ends of the spectrum of life Street Tuesday night. on earth," she said, "and we were "I have no permanent address, no laughing and there was no distance possessions except the ones I carry between us." and I rarely know where I will be six Sandra Llera, a recent graduate of months from now," Gelman said. the university, said she attended the She said her c urrent lifestyle is signing after reading Gelman's book. dramatically different from her life in She said being able to actually Los Angeles nearly two decades ago meet her was a rare and welcomed after this, the corporate when she lived an elegant life with her experience. husband of 24 years. "It's one thing to read the stories," "We went to movie premiers, the Llera said, "but it was nice to hear ladder will be a piece of Grammies and the Academy little details that didn't make it into the A wards," Gelman said. "1 was living a book that color the stories I've read." designer' s life. except it wa designed Jen Delgado, manager of Rainbow for someone else.'' THE REVlEW!Pat Toohey Books and Music, said she enjoyed [c8ke]m Gelman said she had outgrown the Rita Gelman signs her book and how Gelman focused more on the life she was li ving, preferring shares how she gave up material anthropological aspect of her journeys Goodwill to Nein1an Marcus and soup society and became a no~ad. in her talk, whereas her book focused kitchens to charity banquets. more on her personal experience. In tne course of facing challenges like this. you·n learn After returning from a solo trip to that I had no otherness in my life, no " I also liked the whole idea that the Galapago~ Islands. she said she diversity, .. she said. ··t missed it." there is more than one way to live how to think on your feet. Stay cool under pressure. Take realized her life was missing The main focus of each trip, your life," she said, "and that you something. Gelman said. is to connect to the should not be constrained to what charge. Talk to an Army ROTC rep. You'll fmd there's Soon after her return. Gelman said inhabitants of the area she is visiting. society says is normal." nothtng like a little climbing to. help prepare you for her marriage fell apart and her oul­ "People are my passion," she said. Gelman said her journey would searching voyage began. "Unlike a traditional nomad, when I . continue in New Zealand, where she getting to the top_ She headed to Mexico a nd go somewhere. I settle in with the is beaded next week to attend the officially started her 15-year journey, locals long enough to share the wedding of a woman she met there on • which she said has continued to this minutes of their days, know the her last trip. She said she will remain ARMY R01C Unlike any other college course you can take. day. seasons of their lives and to be trusted there for three months, but is unsure Gelman said she has never looked with their secrets. where she will travel next. back. "You have to connect - it's what Gelman was in Newark for her "When I looked around I saw only life is about. Connecting is what second-to-last stop on her U.S. For details call Captain Chad Luebbert at 831-8213 white upper class face and I realized bring the joy in life." promotional book tour.

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" We always have more than 2,000 districts and the places that 1 was interested An impressive resume and portfolio are A special "Delaware Preview" showcased interviews scheduled over the two-day period." in." she said. " I felt confident in my important for the interviewing process, Black 65 recntiters from school districts throughout This year, more than 800 candidates knowledge of the schools I really wanted." said, but forming influential contacts gives an the state Wednesday, .while more than 300 interviewed with prospective schools. Holland said that despite the economic edge to the competition. recruiters from approximately 100 school Senior Stacy Kalinowski, an elementary frailty currently facing the nation, career '1t isn't so much what you know." she said. ,., districts across the nation were present at and special education major, said she felt opportunities for teachers are different from "It's who you know that really helps." Project Search Thursday. apprehensive going to her first interview. those in the business industry. Holland said MBNA Career Services ·,I States represented at Project Search " I was very nervous on my interview, 'The job market for teachers is the exact Center and the University Council on Teacher THE REVIEW /Pat Toohey .'J included Califorllia, Connecticut, Georgia, considering that I walked to the table to make opposite from the rest of the economy," she Education sponsored the event, which was· Students looking for employment in the field n: North Carolina, West Virginia, Virginia, an appointment and they just sat me down and said. ''We are actually booming right now." open to university as well as non-university of education interview with recruiters from r ' Maryland, Pennsylvarua, New Jersey, New began asking me questions right away," she Senior Jen Black, an elementary education students. both state and national school districts. NCCo gardening series addresses art of berry growing BY CARL Y DEGEORGE the summer," he said. gardening tips as well. in her garden. She was also unaware He grows each berry discussed in The Master Gardeners program Staff Reporter He talked about the necessary Wallace, who has attended several of the practice of fall soil preparation the workshop along with figs, grew from the university department A series of gardening workshops items for growing be rries and · gardening workshops, said she was and the potentially high yield one tomatoes, shrubs and perenruals. of agriculture's cooperative extension continued Monday night at Fischer d iscussed the pro perties of surprised by Medicus' emphasis on harvest could produce. Medicus said he was looking for with New Castle County, Medicus .(! Greenhouse as 20 local homeowners strawberries, raspberries and preparing soil in the fall for the The workshop was the fifth of 12 landscaping ideas after purchasing said. gathered to listen to Master Gardener blueberries. spring harvest. in a series sponsored by the New his Newark home and took a The extension was initially Rob Medicus' lecture, "For A Berry Although Newark r esident Hockessin resident Theresa Castle Co unty Cooperative landscape design workshop. . b[ supposed to have county agents help Good Time." Barbara Wallace attended Loporto said she attended the Extension. "I was very impressed with the Delaware farmers. However, as New Medicus discussed various reasons specifically for the blueberries, she workshop "for the kids," and for the Medicus, who is a real estate quality of the instructors," he said. 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Graduating seniors could have where voting would take place to been graced by the presence of one of nominate a new speaker. Many many scholarly figures at graduation, seniors never received the e-mail all of who have made an impact in announcement supposedly circulated the professional academic world. by the administration that detailed the It could have been one of several selection process for the new speaker. ilistingujshed university graduates or In addition, the Web site did not a graduating senior who made provide a list of potential speakers. significant accomplishments during Rather, a blank box in the center of their time here on campus. the screen asked for suggestions. Did Instead, Harold "Tubby" the administration think 4,000 Raymond, fonner university football graduating seniors would come to a coach, will take the Commencement common consensus without lectern the morning of May 25. narrowing the field down? Raymond certainly dedicated Students at the university are more than any Newark resident or fortunate to enjoy speakers of highest student could have asked to the caliber at various events throughout university football program. His the school year. The 2002 Global many accomplishments during his Agenda series draws nationally 36-year run as head coach should not known speakers to commentate on be ignored. the War on Terrorism most However, he is not the speaker Wednesday nights in Clayton Hall. graduates would expect to hear at But, seniors are to understand the their Commencement ceremony. administration cannot find a suitable After devoting four or more years speaker to address graduates? This of intensive study cannot be. and countless ,.,..------:------. tuition dollars to Commencement the university, the ' this year · in administration particular is a owes students a marked event, day centered on drawing to a close academics - not the happenings of a sports. school year filled It is a day with unthinkable committed to events. It seems as seniors who are though the about to receive administration has their diplomas - forgotten this. not a day for the Newark is people of Newark situated almost to cheer on directly between Raymond one last New York City and time. Washington, D.C. To say that L-.___ __...... _ _ __;___ ....., Due to its locale, football is not of students were great importance to students on this deeply affected by the events of Sept. campus would be an understatement. 11. Many students knew people who The seats that are left empty week perished that day, and Newark lost Special editions are changed time to mean something different and valuable after week in the student section of one of its own residents as well. for each audience watching it. Delaware Stadium should have sent Does the administration believe to go along with times Resident Assistants rewarded out a bright signal regarding Tubby Raymond is the right person Jason Weinberg without incentives Raymond's relevance as speaker. to comment on what students have In 1837, Charles Dickens gained his fame as Senior The administration did need to endured this past year? a novelist with the serial publication of The [email protected] I would like to express my opinion of the choose someone in place of Doris Stated simply, life is not football. Pickwick Papers. In 1847, th~ Cheap Edition was "UMass' resident assistants unionize" article that Kearns Goodwin. President David P. It is unfathomable that Tubby would printed which was followed by the Charles Health-conscious men, not appeared in the March 19, 2002 iss~e ~f ~he Roselle insisted Raymond was think he could comment on life Dickens edition in 1867. What is my point? Review. The article centered on the uruoruzatton among the top vote-getters in an through what goes on during a "Special editions" have existed long before more clinics, needed of Resident Assistants at UMass. There were online poll of graduating seniors. football game or practice session. Clarke Speicher decided to have a problem with several comments made by former RAs at the But, it does not require c lose The selection of Raymond as them in his March 19 Mosaic article. "Spielberg. While the accessibility of information on scrutiny to see Raymond was offered Commencement speaker go home.'· sexual and reproductive health definitely university that angered me. As a current RA, I have to say I love my job. the position due to the short amount demonstrates irresponsibility on the Authors, directors and artists of all kinds warrants attention, the March 19 article "Lack of I do not deny that it requires an incredible of time left between Commencement part of the university administration have an obligation to their audiences to produce men's health services leads to undetected STDs" amount of time and patience. However, the job is and when the university withdrew its and on behalf of Roselle. The new, viable versions of their works. When puts the blame for increasing numbers of men rewarding in many ways. While the pay is not invitation to Goodwin. announcement is an appalling references to "dressed as a terrorist" become too with STDs in the wrong place. extravagant by any means, it is my understanding Is it so hard to find someone to solution to a dire situation, and it charged, or when political sensitivity to federal A lack of available clinics is not guilty of that RAs are paid a much more reasonable speak two months in advance, undoubtedly insults much of the agents pointing guns at children is an issue, it is causing a rise in undetected STDs - stipend than the RAs at many other universities. especially considering the senior class. feasible to change these elements. irresponsible guys are. Also, I was completely prepared for the time Commencement ceremony at the Raymond is jmportant to this The fact that "two minor changes soured It takes about two minutes for someone, commitment necessary to succeed at this job. It university occurs weeks later than at university; of that, let there be no even the most stalwart "Star Wars geeks" means male or female, to check a phone book or look on was made crystal clear from day one that I would most other universities? doubt. But, Raymond's place is in just that - the hardcore geeks will be offended. . the Web and find a location that offers testing. have to make many sacrifices as an RA. No one Perhaps this situation could have our memories as a figurehead on the Is it because special editions are bad? No - it is It's really not that hard to make a call and set up said it would be easy, and no one promised it been avoided had the senior class sidelines during the fall - not on because the hardcore geeks do not realize the an appointment, and men who claim they can't would be fun. The fact of the matter is, however, been properly alerted to the Web site stage during Commencement. "Star Wars" of the 1970s is not the same movie find available resources obviously haven' t been that being an RA has been the single most as it is in the 21st century. searching very long. What it comes down to is rewarding thing I've done thus far in my life. I . Call me crazy, but art develops over time that most guys just aren' t motivated or willing to honestly feel that I' ve made a difference in many based on bow an audience is trained to view it. drop their pants and get examined for their own lives. I've made great friends with residents and We' re not trained to watch movies in an old benefit and the benefit of the girls they screw fellow staff members. theatre, without digital effects or surround sound. over the weekend. It is my opinion the Office of Residence Life A movie for the standard audience is to be made Also, the article did students a great treats its RAs with a great deal of respect. My for a stadium seating theater, with incredible disservice by neglecting to mention that HIV paY.check may not be great, but I am rewarded in surround sound and dazzling digital effects. Want testing actually is available on campus. The many other ways. I do not think it is appropriate "E.T." to be a viable movie for the family of Wellspring clinic, upstairs from Student Health for former RAs to bash a system that seems to 2002? Release a special edition. Services in Laurel Hall, offers safe, confidential, work well for the majority of its employees. In 100 years, when there might be five other reliable HIV testing free of charge, and editions of "E.T ." available to a viewer, Clarke concerned students should be made aware of this. John Klein Speicher will change his mind about special Sophonwre editions. He'll see that "E.T" is more than a Karen Brooks 70888@ udel.edu movie - it's something that has evolved over Senior klbrooks@ udel.edu

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Commencement Graduating ... cniurs could have where voting. would take plac..: to h.:cn graced hy the prc~cncc of one of nominate a new ),pcakcr. 1any many ...dllllarly figure~ at grauuation. ~cniors never received the e-mai l all of who have made an impact in announcement ~uppo~edly circulated the profi.:s-,ional academic world. by the admini ... tration that detailed the It could have h.:cn one of ~cvcral ..,cJ..:ction proccs~ for the new speaker. di~tingui..,hed univer~ity gradu;H..:.., or In addition. the Web si te did not a graduating ~cn i or who made provide a li'>t of potential speakers. ~ignificant accompli~hmcnb during Rather. a blank box in the center of their time here on campu~ . the ~crccn asked for suggestions. Did I n~tcad. llamld .. Tubby .. the admin i~trat ion think -LOOO Raymond. fonncr univcr~ity football graduating seniors WI)U)d come to a coach. will take the Commenc..:ment common consensus without lectern the morning of May 25. narrowing. the field clown? Raymond certainly dedicated Swdcnts at the university arc more than any ewark rc~ident or fommate to enjoy speakers of highest -.tudent could have a~ked to the caliber at various events throughout univer~ity football program. Hi~ the ),Chool year. The 2002 Global many accompli!-.hments during his Agenda scrie~ draws nationally 36-ycar run head coach should not known ~pcakers to commentate on be ignored. the War on Terrori sm mo~t However. he i:- nut the ),pcakcr Wednesday nights in Clayton Hall. graduates would expect to hear at But. seniors arc to underst..'llld the their Commencement ceremony. administration cannot find a suitable After devoting four or more years speaker to address graduates') This of intensive ),tudy cannot be. and count)C),!'. .------. tuition dollar!'. to Commencement the university. the this year 10 admini~tration Review This: particular i~ a owe:- ~tudents a marked event. day centered on Harold "Tubby, drawing to a close academic - not Raymond has the happening · of a spans. school year filled It is a day accomplished much with unthinkable committed to as head football events. It seems as senior>. who arc th ough th e about to receive coach, but is not a administration has their diplomas - fitting selection for forgotten this. not a day for the ewark is people of Newark Commencement situated almost to cheer on speaker. directly between Raymond one last ew York City and time. Washington. D.C. To say that '------..J Due to its locale. football is not of students were great imponancc to student!'> on thi~ deeply affected by the event<> of Sept. campu~ would be an unde~tatcmcnt. I I . Many sn1dents k.ne\\' people who The scats that arc left empty week peri hcd that day. and cwark lost Special editions are changed time to mean something different and valuable after week in the . tudent section of one of it:- own residents as weU. for each audience watching it. Delaware Stadium should have sent Does the admini tration believe to go along with times Resident Assistants rewarded out a bright ~ignal regarding Tubby Raymond is the right person Jason Weinberg without incentives Raymond's relevance as speaker. to comment on what students have In I 37. Charle), Dickens gained hi . fame a~ Senior The administration did need to endured this pa<;t year') a noveli. t with the ~erial publication of The badbee f @ude/. edu would like to express my opinion of the choose someone in place of Doris Stated simply. Life is not football. Pickwick Paper~. In 18-+ 7. the Cheap Edition was ·· Mas · resident a~si . tants unionize.. anicle that Kearns Goodwin. President David P. It is unfathomable that Tubby would printed which was followed by the Charle<> Health-conscious men, not appeared in the March 19. 2002 is~ue of The Roselle insisted Raymond was think he could comment on life Dickens edition in 1867. What is my point? Re view. The article centered on the unionization among the top vote-getters in an through what goes on during a .. Special editions .. have existed long before more clinics, needed of Resident A~sistants at l\1 as~ . There were online poll of gmduating ~cnior... . football game or practice se'>sion. Clarke Speicher decided to have a problem with -;everal comments made b_\ former RAo, at the But. 11 dnc-, not I<'LJLIHC do-,c The ..,eJecti on of Ra) mood a~ them in his :-.larch Jl) ;\J o-,aic arucl..: ...S nielbcrg. \\'hile the accc ... sibility of info rmation on uni\ o: r ... il) that .mgcJcu m.: . ...c nHlll) to ....x R ;t~ monJ \\ .~ ~ o1 k1..:J (_ Oll l llll: llL"<.: fll <.:lll ~p <.: .t k<.: r gu hom..: ." ~..: \ u a I .1 n d r ..: p 1 l' uu c 11 \ e h ..: a II h d c fl n 11 c I) As a current RA. l have to . ay I Jove my job. the position due to the short trates irresponsibility on the Author~ . director ~ and artists of all kinds warrants attention. the !\larch 19 article .. Lack of I do not de ny that it requires an incredible of time left between Commencement pidering the senior class. feasible to change these elements. irresponsible guys are. Also. I was completely prepared for the time Commencement ceremony at the Raymond is important to this The fact that "two minor changes soured It takes about two minutes for someone. commitment neces ·ary to succeed at this job. It university occurs weeks later than at univer~ity: of that. let there be no even the most ~taiwan .. Star \\'ars geeks.. means male or female. to check a phone book or look on was made crystal clear from day one that l would most other universities·) doubt. But. Raymond's place is in just that - the hardcore geeks will- be offended. the Web and find a location that offers testing. Perhaps this situation could have our memories as a figurehead on the It" s really not that hard to make a call and set t~p have to make many sacrifices as an RA . o one Is it because special edition. are bad? o - 11 1s said it would be easy .. and no one promised it been avoided had the senior clas'> side line~ during the fall - not on becau e the hardcore geek'> do not realize the an appointment. and men who claim they can·t would be fun. The fact of the matter is. however. been properly alerted to the Web site ~tage during Commencement. --star War.·· of the 1970s is not the same movie find available resource~ obviou ly haven·t been that being an RA ha. been the single most as il is in the 21 ~~century . ~earching very long. What it comes down to is rewarding th ing I've done thus far in my life. l Call me crazy. but art develop~ over time that most guys ju~t aren't motivated or willing to honestly feel that I've made a difference in many based on how an audience is trained to view it. drop their pants and get examined for their own lives. I've made great friends with residents and We're not trained to watch movies in an old benefit and the benefit of the girl they screw fellow staff members. theatre. without digital effects or surround sound. over the weekend. It is my opinion the Office of Rc:-. idence Life WHERE TO WRITE: A movie for the standard audience i to be made AI o. the article did students a great treats its RAs with a great deal of respect. My for a stadium seating theater. with incredible disservice by neglecting to mention that HIV The Review paycheck may not be great. but I am rewarded in surround sound and dazzling digital effects. Want testing actually is available on campus. The many other ways. I do not think it is appropriate 250 Perkins Student Center .. E.T.'' to be a viable movie for the family of Well. pring clinic. upstairs from Student Health for former RAs to ba~h a system that seems to 2002 '? Release a . pecial edition. Service in Laurel Hall. offers safe. confidential. Newark, DE 19716 work well for the majority of its employees. Fax:302-831-1396 In I 00 years. when there might be five other reliable HIV testing free of charge. and editions of .. E.T:· available to a viewer. Clarke concerned student:. should be made aware of this. John Klein E-mail: [email protected] Speicher will c hange his mind about special Sophomore editio ns. He'll sec that .. E.T .. is more tha n a Karen Brooks 70888@ udel.edu The Opjn.ion!Editorial pages are an open forum for public debate and movie - it·s something that has evolved over Senior discussion. The Review welcomes responses from its readers. 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'Militainment' wave of future I t ' s camps, as the show's stars learn how to place car of Sri Lanka, producers of this show will pit Diecon c a I I e d bombs, hijack airplanes, and assassinate political paramilitary "Home Guard" recruits against cunning "militainment," leaders. Tamil separatist guerilla fighters in a winner-take-all l ! Hyatt and it' s the competition on this lovely tropical island. hottest thing to Big Brother 3 (CBS) i Lazy Boy hit .television CBS will revisit its failed series "Big Brother," Who Wants to Bury a Millionaire? (ABC) s ince the this time with co-operation from the newly-formed Contestants on this show will search the world __ J ------.....J United States Department of Homeland Security and the newly­ for elusive Saudi-born millionaire Osama bin Laden. bombed TV Belgrade a few years back. formed Ministry of Peace. The first to locate and slay the terrorist leader will Essentially, it's a new spin on an old trend. "Big Brother 3" will follow the lives of not only get to "bury a millionare," but will receive a Cameras have been on the battlefield ever since the American citizens as they, unaware of the show's $20 million reward from the U.S. government. Civil War, but ABC, CBS and even VHI are taking 24-hour surveillance, go about their daily lives. military documentation to new lows. Contestants exhibiting uppatriotic behavior or I won' t vouch for the accuracy of any of this In "Military Diaries," VHI will broadcast the attempting to undermine national unity will be information since I mostly made it up. But I can' t personal video recordings of 60 American soldiers. quietly removed from the program. say with full confidence that none of them will ever This begs the question: if VHl is recording be made. "Military Diaries" and "American Fighter modem warfare, can MTV be far behind? In fact. in The Amazing Race (CBS) Pilots" are, unfortunately, quite real. the spirit of all those "Survivor" rip-offs last year, Ethnic Albanians and Ethnic Serbs in the Militainment shows indicate a media-savvy we might be in for a whole spate of second­ disputed Yugoslavian province of Kosovo each want shrewdness on the part of the military. By giving TV generation military shows. Based on detailed to be in 'The Amazing Race." access to entertainment media and putting heavy research conducted by me and a six-pack of Corona, CBS cameras follow guerilla warfare between restrictions on journalists, the Pentagon is effectively here's what we may be in for. the Kosovo Liberation Army, Serbian militias and shielding itself from the dispassionate gaze of the NATO peacekeepers to determine which race will press and instead showing the public the war on Road Rules of Engagement (MTV) get to inhabit the war-tom province. terror through rose-colored night vision goggles. A crew of sexy Gen-X servicemen and women take a journey across the war zone in an armored Conflagration Island (FOX) Diccon Hyatt is a features editor for The Review. Safety on campus personnel carrier, with MTV cameras on hand to As a civil war rages on the Indian Ocean island Send comments to [email protected]. catch every catfight and insult. Like its predecessor, "Road Rules," contestants will have to complete missions in order to win a handsome reward at the deserves scrutiny end of the season. Missions will include search-and­ destroy operations, training friendly guerillas and purpose. giving makeovers to random civilian passers-by. Andrea Other suspicious men have broken into residence hall rooms and Survivor 5 -Afghanistan (CBS) Benvenuto retreated o nce the sleeping In the most ambitions series of "Survivor" to r-.······.~ jl'j'"' occupants woke up. date, the entire population of the nation of Paper Doll Newark and University Police Afghanistan is divided into "tribes," such as the are investigating all of these Pashtuns and the Tajiks. Contestants can win incidents. Even if all the assailants "immunity" by farming wheat, stealing food from It was a typical argument with are caught, I will still feel a each other and crossing minefields to reach my parents. heightened sense of danger that humanitarian aid packages. They claimed to be concerned wasn't there before. The survivor gets to leave Afghanistan. for my well-being, and I only wanted This week, I received an e-mail to get my way. from Residence Life warning Real World Order (MTV) Mom and D ad were nervous students of possible intruders in the This show presents an interesting twist on about the possibility of me living residence halls. I am glad the MTV's classic 'The Real World." Instead of whiny off-campus next year. university is concerned with my teen-agers, "Real World Order" will feature that Other than the_di sadvantage of safety, but some of the suggestions wacky odd couple Ariel Sharon and Y assir Arafat an extremel y high rent in in the e-mail were completely sharing a New Orleans apartment. Surprise guests compa rison to any on-campus unrealistic. will make appearances, including Secretary of State residence, they thought living in the "If you see an unfamiliar face in Colin Powell and former president Jimmy Carter. University Courtyard Apartments your residence hall, ask for might also pose a threat to my identification and/or information Terror Factor (FOX) safety. about their business," it said. ABC will send its cameras along with Because I don't own a car, I Call me anti-social, but almost American fighter pilots in training, but FOX, always usually walk to and from classes. My every face I see in my residence hall controversial, will give camcorders to militant duties as an editor at The Review is unfamiliar. Islamic terrorists. The show will follow five martyrs­ mean late nights at the office that Unfortunately, this year is not in-training, giving viewers a never-before-seen translate into late walks home. similar to freshman year when I inside look at the secret world of al-Qaida training 11'~, ed-1 ~ SibLe ~ 1t>~ /JG,AllJ P My parents were worried a spent all my free time getting to THE REVIEW I John Ch~ng longer trek to the Courtyard on dark, know my floormates. I am rarely at empty roads might be dangerous. home and would probably only " I don't feel recognize my unsafe," I told them resident assistant confidently. " So "The downsides and the two other Roads belong to pedestratians you shouldn't worry Review editors about it." who live in my the strip of grass between two rows So, Jet the bicycle take the as one group is passed another to cruising solo Well, the 'Jents building. of houses? The cyclist spits on place of the automobile where short looms ahead. made the three-and­ Whoe ver them. jaunts are concerned. By trying to regain superior while the sun is a-half hour drive thinks I am going He is above the Jaw. Traffic Students commuting from Ivy velocity, the bicyclist only makes from New York to still shining - to ask every mandates bend to his intent, Hall or Madison Drive are more everyone around him angry. check out the "u nfamiliar" topography yields before him and than welcome to pedal to campus And during classes, there are situation themselves the catcalls, the person I see for the sidewalks - ah, the sidewalks each morning and chain their steeds always a few students walking and were somewhat identification is off provide the canvas upon which his to any of the convenient corrals the around on the campus brick solitude - are satisfied with the his or her rocker. Consider the cyclist. God complex is laid bare. university has in place for them. causeways. proxtmtty of a But some of There he goes, tearing across Pause a moment: it would not But when bicycles encroach on Pedestrian encounters with nothing university shuttle the other tips campus as if life and death hang in do to deny the environmental pedestrian territory - there is bicycles are more harrowing at this bus. compared to the given by the balance. friendliness of the pedal-power where the line must be drawn. time, since they have more time to After much university offices What poise, what self­ two-wheeler. Many students on this campus build up break-neck speeds convincing, they fear most such as Public assurance sounds in the humming The internal combustion get by very well with their own two between obstacles. approved, an d I Safety and of his wheels! engine is several decades out of feet, thank you, and do not Even so, cyclists seem to women I know signed my lease a Residence Life are Thrum ... thrum ... take that, date, and grossly inefficient in appreciate being grazed by madcap barrel down sidewalks whenever at month ago. actually feasible. cars; enjoy your petroleum many urban applications; there is cyclists. all hours as if it were their God­ experience when I wasn't lying I definitely dependency and unwieldy girth. no excuse for the fact that most In face-to-face confrontations, given right. - I really did feel it's dark and will not walk Thrum ... thrum ... take that, Americans will let a 200-horse the cyclist inevitably expects the It is only through revolution safe about walking anywhere alone at stop sign; two wheels do not chariot carry them four blocks to pedestrian to yield to his superior that this cycle of madness can end. there's no one around Newark at night. conform to four-wheeled precepts. the post office rather than their own bulk and velocity; make way for Pedestrians across campus night. else around." The downsides The median, the one-way road, two legs. the machines, you Earth-bound must unite and oppose the scourge Now I'm not so worms! of sidewalk-hogging bicyclists. ------to cruising solo sure - but living while the sun is If he is forced to a void the If a cyclist tries to bull~ past off-campus has nothing to do wi~ it. still shining - the catcalls, the Jowly biped, the knight will let out you from behind, give his During the early morning hours sometimes undesirable solitude - handlebars a shove; he will tumble a sigh of exasperation, as if such of Sunday, March 10, a 19-year-old are nothing compared to the fear insolence from a mere foot soldier away from you, possibly falling woman was sexually assaulted at the most women l know experience was unthinkable. into one of those black chain School Lane Garden Apartments. when it's dark and there's no one And when approaching from fences. Around 10 p.m. the following else around. behind, the cyclist is even more Take a drumstick wherever Wednesday, March 13, a man I w ish I didn't have to obnoxious. The pedestria n is you go, and when a cyclist wearing a black ski mask grabbed a relinquish my independence, but it's clearly expected to sense the two­ approaches, jam it between h is female student jogging on East Park worth my life to wait for a ride or a wheeled mjssile hurtling toward spokes. Hilarity is guaranteed. Place, and a struggle ensued before friend to walk with. Walk with a friend and carry a him; if he does not, the bicyclist she was able to break free. I definitely will keep my door short length of rope, pulling it taut zips past him with inches to spare, Four days later, one male locked more often. between you to clothesline any casting glares over. his shoulders. student was mugged at Wyoming l used to j ust lock it when I cyclist that rudely cuts between How long must this madness Road and South Chapel Street, and went to sleep at night, but now I do go on? you. two other students were robbed at when I'm at home during the day as Above all, never step aside Where trips distancing a few gunpoint at the Towne Court well- I don't want the football man when one of these hateful machines miles or less are concerned, the Apartments. to barge in on me while I'm painting comes whizzing toward you. Stand bicycle is just as fast as public Quite obviously, such a build­ my toenails or something. your ground; the cyclists will yield transportation. Private autos may up of events is alarming. lt really sucks that 1 have to be to you, and if he does not. .. well, be a bit faster, but they are harder In addition to these off-campus so paranoid. and costlier to park. every cause needs its martyrs. occurrences, disturbing incidents It's not that I sit in my room Cyclist, your days are However, once a student is on have recently taken place in and doing homework in constant fear of numbered. The streets are for feets, the campus itself, there is no sense around the university's residence being ambushed. on continuing by wheel. and no two-wheeled thug tactics halls. But it'd be nice if I could leave In between classes, the will change that. On Feb. 18, a middle-aged man the door ajar and meet some of tho e sidewalks are glutted with carrying a football was seen walking unfamiliar faces. pedestrians; and the cyclist, of Carlos Walkup used to have a through Sypherd Hall. He has been course, can go no faster than the bicycle, but it disappeared a couple s potted around the North Mall Andrea Benvenuto is a managing "'""CCi..... lll! ..~ student walking in front of him. years ago. If you have seen it, residence halls, walking into rooms Mosaic editor for The Review. Send Sure, he may try to edge his please e-mail him at randomly for who knows what commellls to [email protected]. L..______...!.TH !.!.E"'-'-"RE,_V:..!IE"""W:..:...:....I""Car""I""os'-'·w"-'a""Jk,.,u way around the hikers, but as soon [email protected].

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'Militainment' wave of future I t . s can1ps. as the show's stars learn how to place car of Sri Lanka, producers of this show will pit Die con c a I I e d bombs. hijack airplanes, and assassinate political paramilitary "Home Guard .. recruits against cunning ·'militainment.'" leaders. Tamil separatist guerilla fighters in a winner-take-all Hyatt and it"s the competition on this lovely tropical island. hottest thing to Big Brother 3 (CBS) Lazy Boy hit te levision CBS will revisit its failed series "Big Broilier.'' Who Wants to Bury a MiUionaire? (ABC) since the this time wiili co-operation from ilie newly-formed Contestants on this show will search the world ---·- ---.1 United States Department of Homeland Security and the newly­ for elusive Saudi-born millionaire Osama bin Laden. bombed TV Belgrade a few years back. formed Ministry of Peace. The first to locate and slay the terrorist leader will Essentially, it" s a new spin on an old trend. " Big Brother 3" will follow the lives of not only get to "bury a millionare:' but will receive a Cameras have been on the battlefield ever since the American citizens as they, unaware of the show·s $20 million reward from the U.S. government. Civil War. but ABC. CBS and even VHI are taking 24-hour surveillance, go about ilieir daily lives. military documentation to new lows. Contestants exhibiting u~patriotic behavior or I won't vouch for the accuracy of any of this In "Military Diaries:· VH I will broadcast the attempting to undermine national unity will be information since I mostly made it up. But I can't personaJ video recordings of 60 American soldiers. quietly removed from ilie program. say with full confidence that none of them will ever This begs the question: if VH I is recording be made. "Military Diaries" and ''American Fighter modem warfare. can MTV be far behind? In fact. in The Amazing Race (CBS) Pilots" are, unfortunately, quite real. the spirit of all those "Survivor.. rip-offs last year, Ethnic Albanians and Ethnic Serbs in the Militainment shows indicate a media-savvy we might be in for a whole spate of second­ disputed Yugoslavian province of Kosovo each want shrewdness on the part of the military. By giving TV generation military s hows. Based on deta iled to be in 'The Amazing Race." access to entertainment media and putting heavy research conducted by me and a six-pack of Corona, CBS cameras follow guerilla warfare between restrictions on journaJists, the Pentagon is effectively here's what we may be in for. the Kosovo Liberation Army, Serbian militias and shielding itself from the dispassionate gaze of the NATO peacekeepers to determine which race will press and instead showing the public the war on Road Rules of Engagement (MTV) get to inhabit ilie war-tom province. terror through rose-colored night vision goggles. A crew of sexy Gen-X servicemen and women take a journey across the war zone in an armored ConDagration Island (FOX) Diccon Hyatt is a features editor for The Review. Safety on campus personnel carrier. with MTV cameras on hand to As a civil war rages on the Indian Ocean island Send commellts to [email protected]. catch every catfight and insult. Like its predecessor, "Road Rules," contestants will have to complete missions in order to win a handsome reward at the deserves scrutiny end of the season. Missions wiiJ include search-and­ destroy operations. training friendly guerillas and purpose. giving makeovers to random civilian passers-by. Andrea Other susptc tous men have broken into residence hall rooms and Survivor 5-Afghanistan (CBS) Benvenuto ret reated o nce the sleeping ln the most ambitions series of "Survivor'' to occupants woke up. date, the entire population of the nation of Paper Doll Newark and University Police Afghanistan is divided into "tribes," such as the are investigating all of these Pashtuns and the Tajiks. Contestants can win incidents. Even if all the assailants "immunity" by farming wheat, stealing fo.od from lt was a typical argument with are caught. I will still fee l a each other and crossing minefields to reach my parents. heightened sense of danger that humanitarian aid packages. They claimed to be concerned wasn't there before. The survivor gets to leave Afghanistan. for my well-being. and I only wanted This week, I received an e-mail to get my way. from Res idence Life warning Real World Order (MTV) Mom and Dad were nervous students of possible intruders in the This show presents an interesting twist on about the possibility of me living residence halls. I am g lad the MTV's classic 'The ReaJ World." Instead of whiny off-campus next year. university is concerned with my teen-agers, "Real World Order" will feature that Other than the disadvantage of safety, but some of the suggestions wacky odd couple Ariel Sharon and Yassir Arafat an extremely high rent in in the e-mail were completely sharing a New Orleans apartment. Surprise guests compa rison to any on-campus unrealistic. wiiJ make appearances, including Secretary of State residence, iliey thought living in the "If you see an unfamiliar face in Colin Powell and former president Jimmy Carter. University Courtyard Apartments your residence hall, ask for mig ht also pose a threat to my identification and/or information Terror Factor (FOX) safety. about their business," it said. ABC will send its cameras along with Because I don' t own a car. I Call me anti-social, but almost American fighter pilots in training, but FOX, always usually walk to and from classes. My every face I see in my residence hall controversial, will give camcorders to militant duties as an editor at The Review is unfamiliar. Islamic terrorists. The show will follow five martyrs­ mean late nights at the office that Unfortunately. this year is not in-training. giving viewers a never-before-seen translate into late walks home. simil ar to fresh man year when I inside look at ilie secret world of al-Qaida training '11-'W, ~ ~ SibLe tJtd i(')t,JS-L- /4;.AllJ P My parents were worried a :-pent all my free time ge1ting to THE RI::VIE\\"/ John Ch~ng longer trek to 1hc Counyard on dark. know my tloormmes. I am rarely at empty roads might be dangerous. home a nd would probably o nly " I don· t fee I recognize my unsafe;· I told them resident assistant confide ntly. ··so "The downsides and the two other Roads belong to pedestratians you shouldn't worry Review editors about it:· who live in my the strip of grass between two rows So, let the bicycle take the as o ne g roup ts passed another Well, ilie 'rents to cruising solo of houses? The cyclist spits on place of the automobile where short looms ahead. building. made the three-and­ Whoever them. jaunts are concerned. By trying to regain superio r while the sun is a-ha lf hour drive thinks I am going He is above the law. Traffic Students commuting from Ivy velocity, the bicyclist only makes from New York to still shining - to ask every mandates bend to his intent, Hall or Madison Drive are more everyone around him angry. check out the ·' u n f a m i I i a r ·• topography yields before him and than welcome to pedal to campus And during classes, there are situation themselves the catcalls, the the sidewalks - ah, the sidewalks each morning and chain their steeds always a few students walking person I see for and were somewhat identification is off provide the canvas upon which his to any of the convenient corrals the ar ound on the campus brick satisfied with the solitude - are Consider the cyclist. his or her rocker. God complex is laid bare. university has in place for them. causeways. proximity of a There he goes, tearing across nothing But some of Pause a moment: it would not But when bicycles encroach on Pedes trian encounte rs with university shuttle campus as if life and death hang in the o ther tips do to deny the environmental pedestrian territory - there is bicycles are more harrowing at iliis bus. compared to the the balance. friendliness of the pedal-power where the line must be drawn. time, since iliey have more time to given by After much university offices What poise. what self­ two-wheeler. Many students on this campus build up break-nec k speeds convinc ing, they fear most such as Public assurance sounds in the humming The internal combustion get by very well with their own two between obstacles. approved, and [ of his wheels! engine is several decades out of feet, thank you, and do not Even so, cyclists seem to women I know Safety a nd signed my lease a Residence Life are Thrum ... thrum ... take that, date, and grossly inefficient in appreciate being grazed by madcap barrel down sidewalks whenever at month ago. actually feasible. cars; enjoy your petroleum many urban applications; there is cyclists. all hours as if it were their God­ experience when I wasn't lying I definitely dependency and unwieldy girth. no excuse for the fact that most In face-to-face confrontations, given right. - I really did feel it's dark and will no t walk Thrum ... thrum ... take that, Americans will let a 200-horse the cyclist inevitably expects the It is only through revolution safe about walking anywhere alone at stop sign ; two wheels do not chariot carry them four blocks to pedestrian to yield to his superior that this cycle of madness can end. around Newark at there's no one night. conform to four-wheeled precepts. the post office rather than their own bulk and velocity; make way for Pedestrian s across campus night. The downsides The median, the one-way road. two legs. the machines, you Earth-bound must unite and oppose the scourge else around." Now rm not so to cruising solo worms! of sidewalk-hogging bicyclists. sure- but living while the sun is If he is forced to avoid the If a cyclist tries to bully past off-campus has nothing to do with it. sti ll shining - the catcalls, the lowly biped, the knight will let out you fro m behind, g ive his During the early morning tiours sometimes undesirable solitude - a sigh of exasperation, as if such handlebars a shove; be will tumble of Sunday, March 10, a 19-year-old are nothing compared to the fear insolence from a mere foot soldier away from you, possibly falling woman was sexually assaulted at the most women I know experience was unthinkable. into o ne of those black chain School Lane Garden Apartments. when it" s dark and there's no one And when approaching from fences. Around 10 p.m. the following else around. behind, the cyclist is even more Take a drumstick wherever Wednesday, March 13. a man I wish I didn"t have to obnoxious. The pedestria n is you go, a nd when a cyclist wearing a black ski mask grabbed a relinquish my independence. but it" s clearly expected to sense the two­ approaches, jam it be tween his female student jogging on East Park worth my life to wait for a ride or a wheeled missile hurtling toward spokes. Hilarity is guaranteed. Place, and a struggle ensued before frie nd to walk with. him; if he does not. the bicyclist Walk with a friend and carry a she was able to break free. I definitely will keep my door zips past him with inches to spare, short length of rope, pulling it taut Four days later, o ne male locked more often. casting glares over his shoulders. be tween you to clothesline a ny student was mugged at Wyoming I used to just lock it when I How long must this madness cyclist that rudely cuts between Road and South Chapel Street. and went to sleep at night. but now I do go on? you. two other students were robbed at when I'm at home during the day as Where trips dista ncing a few Above a ll , never step aside gunpoint at the Towne Court well - I don't want the football man miles or less are concerned. the when one of these hateful machines Apartments. to barge in on me while rm painting bicycle is just as fast as public comes whizzing toward you. Stand Quite obviously. such a build­ my toenails or something. transportation. Pri vale autos may your ground; the cyclists will yield up of events is alarming. It really sucks that I have to be be a bit faster, but they are harder to you, and if he does not... well, In addition to these off-campus so paranoid. and costlier to park. every cause needs its martyrs. occurrences. disturbing incidents It"s not that I sit in my room However, once a student is on Cyclist, your days are have recently taken place in and doing homework in constant fear of the campus itself, there is no sense numbered. The streets are for feels, around the university· s residence being ambushed. on continuing by wheel. and no two-wheeled thug tactics halls. But it'd be nice if I could leave In between c lasses, the will change that. On Feb. 18. a middle-aged man the door ajar and meet some of those sidewalks ar e g lutted with carrying a football was seen walking unfamiliar faces. pedestrians; and the cyclist, of Carlos Walkup used to have a through Sypherd Hall. He has been course, can go no faster than the bicvcle. but it disappeared a couple spotted around the North Mall Andrea Benl'enuto is a managing student walking in front of him. years ago. If you have seen it, residence halls. walking into rooms Mosaic editor for The Re1•iell'. Send Sure, he may try to edge his please e-mail him at rando mly for who knows what comments to andreab a udel.edu. TilE REVIEW I Carlos Walku way around the hikers. but as soon car/osk@ udel. edu.

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ue rass takes root in N ewar

BY JEFF LUDWIG Rick Ott, who plays the guitar and mandolin, says the usual crew Studem Affairs Editor includes about seven to 12 people who show up to jam. ohn Q. Moneybags rolls his 2002 Mercedes Benz C-class sedan 'There is more interest than we ever thought there was," he says. 'There to a slow stop at a red light in midtown Manhattan. are people out there who like the music- now they know where to play." As he reclines in the all-leather interior after a tough day at the Ott stresses that the bluegrass played at his house differs from mountain New York Stock Exchange, he slips an unmarked CD into his music, which is commonly lumped together with the genre. stereo head unit. "Mountain music," he says, "is more hardcore, with high shrilly The digitally encoded music on the disc is a personal favorite vocals." of both his wife and mistress, and is fast becoming one of his The jam sessions, which have been going on for a few years now, attract own. , players from as far away as Exton, Pa., and interest has spread generally by However, as one might expect, his car does not fill with the vocal talent word of mouth. of Pavarotti, melodies of classical music, pop, soft rock, death metal or any Ott attributes observers who do not join in by playing instruments - a other easily definable mainstream genre of music. number which has increased recently - to the newfound interest of the Rather, the sound emanating from his front and rear speakers is a com­ general public in the genre. bination of smooth bass lines, guitar bends, drum beats, banjo plucks and Judge Carl Goldstein hosts "Fire on the Mountain" Saturdays at lO a.m. - is that a fiddle? on WVUD, a program attempting to expose the university community to Yes, it is. Without notice or warping, the phenomenon that is bluegrass bluegrass. music has swept across the nation, finding new and unexpected fans. His show runs for two hours and incorporates "bluegrass and old-time The once stereotypical fan base - toothless yokels in bare feet and country music." overalls, singing on country porches with their dogs that lie sleeping under For Qlany students, this is their only contact with the music. However, the deck - no longer remains. junior Lianna Mechali has her own unique experience with bluegrass. Now, "air banjos" are performed across the country in cubicles and dur­ For Mechali and many others, the style C?f bluegrass is difficult to defme. ing coffee breaks by some of the most preppy, sweater-wearing, tennis­ "It' s a little bit of upbeat country- music you can dance to," she says. playing, double latte with a shot of vanilla syrup-drinking yuppies. "It's like fun music." On the local level, Rainbow Records Manager Owen Thome attributes Mechali, whose room is colorfully decorated with posters and pictures the newfound popularity of the genre to multiple factors. of bands such as the Grateful Dead and Phish, first became interested in After the soundtrack to the motion picture "0' Brother, Where Art bluegrass during the 11th grade. Thou" won four Grarnmies one month ago, the sales for the album dra­ It was at this time.', she says, she began listening to a bluegrass band matically increased, he says. called The String Cheese Incident and attending its concerts. However, bluegrass was popular even before the Grammy awards, Mechali describes the audience of the shows as diversified, including Thome insists. Though it has been the No. I seller for the past week and a older patrons as well as younger fans, which could be classified as hippies. half, there has been substantial interest in the album for approximately 14 Even with the interest in the genre, she says, she believes it could never months. go mainstream. Increased radio airtime and bluegrass videos featured on channels such "Country and bluegrass music, as big as it is, will never be huge," as VHl, have added to the exposure of the genre, he says. This exposure Mechali maintains. ·'Jt's an acquired taste."' has led to other bluegrass bands gaining popularity. Some of these recently acclaimed musicians include The Soggy Bottom Boys, Emmylou Harris, Norman Lake and Alison Krauss. However, Thome notes the type of bluegrass on the "0 ' Brother, Where Art Thou" soundtrack is slightly more modem than that of traditional bands. "lt's not the straight traditional, old-timey bluegrass music," Thome says. ''But if the trend continues to go mainstream, it's going to obscure the old unfortunate stereotype of bluegrass listeners." He believes traditional fans of the genre generally come from the Midwest and southern parts of the country, where country music is popu­ lar as well. But now, the phenomenon is moving onto a nationwide stage, Thome says. Some people have even attributed its rise to a "return to the music of American roots," a trend which became popular after Sept. II. 'There's already a musical sequel to the '0 ' Brother, Where Art Thou' soundtrack," he says. Thome walks over to the growing bluegrass section of albums in his THE REVIEW/Celia Dietz (above). Rle photo (right) store and thumbs through a few CDs. He pulls out "Down From the Above, Newark residents Rick and Sandy Ott hold a ''bluegrass jam" in Mountain," a compilation of various artists. their home every Sunday. The Grammy-winning soundtrack from the film Thome says he has sold a number of bluegrass albums to mothers, ''0' Brother, Where Art Thou" (far right) has increased the popularity of the fathers, senior citizens and a large number of university students. once southern-based genre in all areas of the United States. For those who wish to play or listen to live music, Newark residents Rick and Sandy Ott hold a "bluegrass jam" every Sunday at their home. Judge rules music guilty of excellence

BY TRACY ORTIZ held together by paper clips. and they wanted to bring the music up Staff Reporter "Actually, back then they probably north. Carl Goldstein is a Delaware were," she says. They set up the Northeast's first Superior Court Judge on weekdays, She met Goldstein a few months major bluegrass festival in 1972. but at 10 a.m. every Saturday, he sen­ after he began working at the station Every Labor Day weekend, approxi­ tences WVUD listeners to two hours when late blues guitarist John Jackson mately 12 to 15 national bands come of old-time bluegrass music. came to visit. together in Salem, N.J., for the festi­ During "Fire on the Mountain," "I remember thinking, ' Oh great - val. Goldstein, 63, plays bluegrass, folk somebody else does the same music!' Because of Goldstein's hard work and old-time country music. He's "Wollenberg says. and dedication, Wollenberg says, the been at it for 25 years, making his When she learned Goldstein was a folk music audience is responsible for show the second-longest running at judge and was also into bluegrass about one-third of the money WVUD WVUD. music, she says she found his interests raises at its yearly fundraiser. During his years at the University to be an "odd pairing." Every year during this fundraiser, of Pennsylvania in the 1960s, Chuck Tarver, station manager for Goldstein honors a tradition he began Goldstein says, he began to listen to WVUD, says Goldstein' s enduring years ago during which everyone and collect blues and bluegrass music, involvement with bluegrass music working at the station participates in which differs from the country and impresse~ him. singing the "Amelia Earhart song." R&B music he grew up with in " I have never seen anybody more John Lupton, whose show, " Rural Pennsylvania' s Delaware Valley. dedicated with his audience," Tarver Free Delivery," follows Goldstein's in He became active in the bluegrass says. " He works hard to get what they the WVUD lineup, recalls the origins community by gathering performer want to be played and does it. of this ritual. for concerts. Before long, students "While he is not a stereotypical DJ, " He would jokingly threaten to play began to borrow records from his col­ someone listening to him would pick the cult classic song over and over if lection of music, and in 1977. he start­ up that he is knowledgeable about the people didn't call in and donate ed "Fire on the Mountain." music he plays." money," he says. Now, it has become Though Goldstein says other stu­ Goldstein says he learned to play an institution. Goldstein passes around dents initially a ked him to run the the guitar, and after becoming lyric sheets and people bring in guitars program. he grew attached to it over involved with other bluegrass artists, and banjos to perform the once-feared the years. began to write liner notes for CDs. song on the second ·saturday of the When he first started working at He has since become a prominent fund-raiser at the end of Goldstein's WV D, he says, it was in a small figure in the Delaware Valley blue­ show and the beginning of Lupton' . room the size of a closet on the third grass scene . As the chairman of the " I have been friends with Carl for floor of the Perkin's Student Center. Brandywine Friends of Old-time over 20 years, and he is the antithesis Gold tein says the radio station was Music, Goldstein has helped organize of what people think of as the stereo­ so disorganized that whenever the DJs the Delaware Valley Bluegrass typical bluegrass follower," Lupton locked themselves out of the building, Festival for the past 30 years. says. " He is not the backwards. uned­ they had to throw rocks at the win­ During the 1960s, he and two other ucated redneck that people often asso­ dows in order to be let back inside. bluegrass enthusiasts, Sheldon ciate with bluegrass." "Sometimes a whole record would Sandler, who he met at law school, Goldstein says it is important to play before we were let back in,"' he and the late Mike Hudak, a have various interests, especially for says. Wilmington mucisian, decided to start those in serious professions. WVUD folk music director Suzi the organization because bluegrass ·'You will do the job better if you Wollenberg says the station staff used concerts were once limited to the are involved and in contact with reali­ to joke about how the transmitter was southern region of the United States, ty ."

( 4 .. B2 • THE REVIEW • March 22. 2002

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"E.T. the Extraterrestrial: The 20th Anniversary" child li vi ng with his divorced mother, Mary (Dee Universal Wall ace-Stone). older brothe r Michael (Robert < Rating: "t'c :.'c~.h'r MacNaughto n) and younger sister Gertie (Drew Barrymore). And o, the famed friendship begins. Elliot and E.T. not only become the best of friends but also mentally linked, allowing them to share each other's feelings. Following in the footsteps of George Lucas, who re­ re leased his "Star Wars'' trilogy in 1997, Spielberg has digitally remastered "E.T." for superior picture and ~ ,". : ., ~. ,", .·, ' ,'! sound quality and included never-before-seen footage . ~- ...... ""'~...... ,.,. -.. with newly added special effects . ------The changes are few but, unfortunately, pointless and BY JEFF MAN inappropriate. Die-hard fans of the original will be Senior Swff Reporter annoyed and frustrated with the changes. • While strapped to respirators and medical equipment , Most of the changes in the new version involve E.T. :;Elliot cries out. " Leave him alone! You' re killing him!" himself, including the opening scene in which he runs : •to a team of scienti ts who are attempting to revive the away from federal agents. Instead ofE.T.'s clumsy swag­ ·:dying E.T. ger, he now hops and skips around like he's going to the :: lf only Elliot were around while director Steven Emerald City. :·Spielberg was makjng his changes in preparation for the E.T.'s spaceship also receives an upgrade to a 2002 ·:20th anniversary of his classic. model. The ship now looks like a high-tech Easter egg :; Watching " E.T. the Extra Terrestrial: The 20th fully equipped with giant headlights. Also redone is : • Anniversary" compares to meeting a great aunt after she E.T.'s face, which has been digitally altered with com­ • : gets a facelift. It's awkward, but. although she may never puter graphics to make him appear more animated. ::look the same again. beneath the makeover it's still the In all cases, the effort proves a waste and demeans the : •same lovable per on. picture. The new edition suffers from severe inconsisten­ ·.: The plot should be familiar to everyone. A group of cy as a result of its phony effects, which doesn't particu­ :·aliens visit Earth to collect plants and leaves its youngest larly blend with the 1982 puppet creature. member behind after he wanders off on his own. Also added is a new scene in which a completely com­ The alien comes to a suburban American neighbor­ puter-animated E.T. wreaks havoc on the family bath­ -hood where he meets Elliot (Henry Thomas), a middle room. He starts off playing with some toothpaste and ends up taking a swim in the bathtub. blowing bubbles underwater. The scene serves no significance whatsoev­ line, "dressed like a terrorist," which can now be heard as erations to experience. However, filmmakers should The Gist of It er rather than to show us that a computer animated E.T. "dressed like a hippie." Such alterations raise the same make a note to save the extra footage and bonuses for the ~~~~~ Yoda looks more like a cartoon, appearing nothing like the question to the viewer, why? special features section of the DVD because in the end, it character in the original scenes. ~~~~ E.T. When all is said and done, the additions and omissions doesn' t matter if that great aunt i ugly; she is loved for Omitted from the original film are the shotguns the of Spielberg's cla.ssic are disappointing. Yet, because the who she is. ~~~ ALF federal agents carried in the climac6c sequence. In the film still captures the magic and spirit of its original, they ~~ Marvin the Martian new edition, walkie-talkies are digitally placed in the can be ignored. Jeff Man is a senior staff reporter for The Review. ~ Mork from Ork hands of the agents. In addition to erasing_the "offen­ Films with the magnitude of greatness of "E.T." His past reviews include "ALL About The Benjamins" sive" image of guns, Spielberg also edits the mother's should always be welcomed back to theaters for new gen- ("t'c"t'c"t'c) and "Queen of the Damned" ("t'c"t'c ).

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BY VALERIE KATSORHIS Anti! says many celebrities remain active Staff Reporter in the entertainment business even after an Along with his stylish, name-brand athlet­ anru>unced retirement. ic apparel, basketball star Michael Jordan is "One of the characteristics of these suc­ also labeled as the trendsetter for refusing to q:ssful people is that retirement is not really take a permanent seat on the bench. He wel­ retirement for them," he says. comed himself back into basketball in There is no validating evidence demon­ September after two fai led attempts at walk­ strating that publicity stunts are involved in ing away from the sport. any retirement choices, he says. On the same note, singer Celine Dion is "These retirements are honest decisions," celebrating her return to the music industry Anti! says. "Oprah wi ll be considerably as she releases her post-retirement debut financially worse off." album , "A New Day Has Come," on March Endorsement opportunities dimi-nish after 26. retirement along with the value associated John Anti!, associate business administra­ with the endorser, he says. tion professor, says retirement is perceived Despite such possible monetary losses, differently in the sports and entertainment many entertainers choose to take a leave businesses than from the rest of society. from their careers for personal reasons. "None of these Freshm a n people need to work ======~ Meredith Hantske to have income," says she believes the Anti! says. · return to family val­ "Michael Jordan ues in the aftermath reached his pinnacle of Sept. 11 can be a and left, tried baseball factor. and stayed with it for "One of the charac­ "I think people a while, but decided like Rosie have to come back to bas­ teristics of these decided it' s impor­ ketbaJJ again because tant to spend time . he loved the game." successful people is with their family," Television super­ she says. personalities Rosie that retirement is not Country singer O 'Donnell and Oprah Garth Brooks' album Winfrey claim to be really retirement for "Scarecrow" was more than sure of released in their decisions to them." November 200 I , one hang up their micro­ year after his initial phones for good. - John Anti/, associate business retirement. O ' Donnell However, he announced in administration professor announced to fans November on the "Scarecrow" would NBC morning pro- be his final album so gram, "Today," that that he can return to "The Rosie spending as much O' Donnell Show" will go off the air ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; time as possible with his children. when her current deal expires in June 2002. Although some fans may anxiously antici­ According to an interview O' Donnell had pate the return of their favorite performers, with E! Entertainment Television, the rea­ some skeptics still exist. sons for her decision were based upon spend­ Senior Chris Burket says he thinks repeat­ ing more quality time with her growing fam­ ed retirement is merely another attention­ ily and placing more focus on her magazine, grabbing tactic for spotlight-craving celebri­ Rosie. ties. Broadcasting phenom Oprah Winfrey did "They don' t even need to retire," he says. not release any statement regarding the rea­ "No matter what, they' re still in the public son for her decision to end "The Oprah eye. They keep doing it because they need · Show" after the 2005-2006 season, which the attention. I thnk it's kind of egotistical." will be the show's 20th anniversary. But Hantske says she welcomed Jordan's Oprah fans should not be distraught over return to basketball and doesn't mind his, or the retirement, as she will continue to have a other celebrities'. apparent indecision. major impact on her audience. 0. The Oprah ''I'm from Maryland, so I appreciate his THE REVIEW/Internet photos Winfrey Magazine will still be in publica­ contribution to the Wizards," she says. "I 1HE REVIEW!Inimxt pholos ·Musicians Celine Dion's (top) post-retirement tion, and Oprah' s Book Club will continue its think be keeps coming back for the love of Talk show host Rosie O' Donnell (top) will retire album, "A New Day Has Come," will be released existence. . the sport and because he wants to help the when her current contract expires in June 2002. March 26. Garth Brooks said his November 2001 In addition, fans can embrace Winfrey's team." Sports star Michael Jordan returned to basketball spirit with "Oprah Winfrey Presents," a - additional reporti":g by Noel Dietrich album, "Scarecrow," will be his last. series of made-for-television movies. in September after two previous "retirements." eat er ermitting \ The art of conversation need not always revolve around the climate BY MELISSA MCEVOY That conversation, though, is usually News Features Editor specific to women. "Is it still cold outside?" When male clients come in, Slater says, "Yeah, it is actually." it is harder to open up to them at first, sim­ "It's been so cold lately." ply because there are less relatable subjects "Yeah, it definitely has been.'' to talk about. Then come the awkward silence. One "Once guys start talking, they really do wonders if he or she should ask something have a lot to say though," she says. in return or ju t let the quiet continue. Slater says she was encouraged at cos- When sitting down at a metology school to salon or barber shop and bring up pleasant, non­ letting a tranger run his controversial conversa­ or her finger through tion with clients. one's hair. making conver- "We were told to ation about the weather avoid any topic of con­ can eem tri \' ial and awk­ versation, such as reli­ ward. "Once guys start gion or politics, that At LUX Salon in the could make omeone Main Street Gall eria, talking, they feel uncomfortable or tylist ickie Slater ays discriminated against," ··- ..... her job calls for her to be really do have a she says. THE REVIEW I Hedy lankelevich personable , so she always Certain customers tries to make conversation lot to say." avoid conversation , and forth to work well ," he says. "You don 't Tact and subtlety also prove crucial Newcomb and Loomis both agree the with her client ·. Slater says she tries to want to leave dead ends." when concluding a conver ation, Caplan tips they make are through conversations ··when someone is sit­ take into consideration Non-verbal behavior also proves impor­ says. with the cu tomer. ting in my chair. I want - Nickie Slater. a stylist at LUX that they could be hav- tant when conversing with strangers, "Just do something that sends the indi­ Freshman Jenna Senkowsky say when them to be as comfortable Salon in the Main Street Galleria ing a bad day or just Caplan says. rect message," he ay . she goes to a restaurant, she thinks it i as po ible,'' she say . want to relax . Eye contact plays a big part of communi­ Steve Newcomb, a recent graduate and important to reciprocate conversation with Mo t icebreakers Scott Caplan, an asso­ cati on, and when someone starts looking server at Italian Bistro on Main Street, ays waiters or waitresses, but onl y to a point. include the unavoidable ciate professor in the away, he says, it signals they are uninter­ those in the restaurant busines always need "I am th (;)re to eat, not really to have a "Where are you from?" commun ication depart­ e!>ted in what the other party is saying. to start conversations with their customer . full conver at ion," she ay . Slater say . since many ment, says the type of Another signal might be the constant " It makes their visit more enjoyable, and As for hairdre ers, Senkow ky says she customers are from out-of­ interaction that goes on checking of their watch, Caplan says. it is better for business," he say . doesn't feel awkward - she usually talks state. in places like salons is called phatic com­ When someone wants to add something Sophomore Alicia Loomis, also a server about trend with hair tyles. and sometime '· I've learned quite a bit about other munication, or "small talk ." to a conversation, a raise of the eyebrow, or at Italian Bistro, says she tries to keep con­ personal matters. places from my client : ·she says. Phatic communication involves conver­ a lean into the per on mi ght be physical versation generic - she usually talks about In general , she says she does not feel In thi circumstance, it is common to sation between two individuals who do not signs, he says. the weather or asks how her customers' awkward tarting a conversation with begin a conversation about hair and certain know each other, and u ually consists of If an individual finds himself caught in days are going. strangers. If she want to approach some­ difficulties the customer is having with very basic, general statements, he says. an awkward conversation, Caplan says the It is important to talk about general sub­ one, she introduces her elf and tries to fi nd · managi ng it. Slater ·ay . Caplan says it is important that the sub­ most important thing to do is try not to jects everyone can relate to, she says. si milar intere. ts. "Talk ing about hair puts us both on the ject of conver ation are easy to talk about embarrass the other per on. "You don't have to be friendly. but it So next time a hairdre ser asks about t~e same wavelength . and they always have a and open-ended, to all ow the topics to "We always try to protect the other per­ makes you look better when you are,.. weather, give more than a one-word answer million questions for me to answer," she expand. son's image." he says. Loomis says. - ask how his or her day is going. say ·. ·'The conversation need to go back and B4 • THE R EVIEW • March 22. 2002 -. .- ·.·

wondrou thing that would be if it he is a bit of a recluse. did! Granted, being Mrs. Potato Head First off, there would be no need to might start to get a little old. What if search for a soul mate. There are onl y I really wanted to smile one day, but two members of the Potato Head Mr. Potato Head borrowed my smile species, so you 'd basically be set for for the afternoon because his was get­ life. Since 1 would already have the ting cleaned? That would be such a title of Mrs. Potato Head, I would be bummer. During a recent trip home to New able to avoid all the hassles of plan­ ~ And think of all the jokes that I York, I decided it was time to go ning a formal marriage. My hubby, would stem from being a g iant pota­ , through all the bags in the attic Mr. Potato Head himself, would to. If I decided to get stoned one day. marked "Jamie' s Things." I figured never be able to cheat on me, because people would call me a baked potato. maybe I could find some cool stuff to he is unfortunately missing one vital My children would undoubtedly be sell on e-Bay for extra beer money, organ. call ed small fries, my toddler would because times are tough. My life as Mrs. Potato Head wo\Jid be mocked "tater tot" and I d'on 't j In the bags, I found a variety of be ju t fabulous. All of my facial fea­ even want to think of what would fun things from my past - Barbie tures would be stored delicately up have to happen for someone to call . i dolls, My Little Ponies, various my a s. At any given time I could just me a mashed potato. Bar fight, per­ . ' tuffed animals, and Mr. and Mrs. whip a smile out of my butt and make haps? Potato Head. What a cute couple they your day. Aside from the expected uncom­ are. Halloween would be no sweat. I fortable feeling of people wanting to The Potato Heads were always could take my little flowered hat off reach in my butt, sometimes not some of my favorite toys. Oh. the and replace it with my husband's being able to see because my eyes endles possibilities that can result baseball cap. o one would ever were lost under the sofa, and dealing from a pile of appendages and a know that it was really me, Mrs. with Mr. Potato Head and his cocky porous potato. At first l wondered Potato Head, and not my husband. demeanor (I know he was created how a toy shaped like a vegetable · If little children started to pull too first!). it may not be all I hoped it to could possibly entertain children of hard on my arms or legs, I could put be. all ages. my eyes in my mouth and put an ear Despite these minor setbacks. l I) What nutcase came up with such a in my nose and frighten the little bug­ think life as a Potato Head would be '· ludicrous concept? My best guess is gers away. just peachy. No schooling is required that the Potato Head concept was If there we~e something I didn't because the heads are hollow. I invented by a bunch of underprivi­ feel like seeing, I'd remove my eyes. would always have a tan, and I would leged kids in Idaho who had an abun­ If vulgar language were to be uttered, basically rule the toy box. All the I I dance of potatoe and a lack of · I would pull out my ears, and if I had other toys are always getting pieces allowance money. a really big secret I was having a lost, but not the Potato Heads, with Aside from the uncomfortable problem keeping, I would hide my their built-in storage compartments. feeling of con tantly being poked and lips in my handy derriere compart­ The life of a Potato Head is defi­ prodded by strange little children, I ment. nitely pretty cool. think living the life of a Potato Head Getting dressed would be a cinch The next time I take mine out to would be delightful. So I hopped into because I have no body . Just two play with, I am sure I will gaze wist­ the toy box and with three clicks of skinny arms, two skinny legs and one fully into their bugged-out plastic my heels I wished and wished I hell of a bead. The only person Mrs. eyes and know the true secrets that would turn into Mrs. Potato Head. Potato Head could possibly be con­ lay inside their swollen misshapen It didn't happen. But, ob. what a fused with is Mr. Peanut, but I hear heads.

BYAMYll.MIKEtS 8d at Townsend Hall, tbe university . .\~:·· ·~. ·.···... ;.' · . · ~ .4/foin &1/iiJr · . Previously, s11e bad been WOitiDg at MJH~ . " When her fmgcr went in, junior Crystelle b.acln't done any wott related to her major. ~ SpinDler froze. It Vi8SD~t that it happened too She thought a ·was a -..f time.. to -..:tad . ~ • In the heat:Of the moment, these things applied for die jOb. .--

' (, occur. ' Spinnler came to the univedity =to~ itt don't remember bow it felt," she says. "It mal science major and a pre.-vetel'inatf:~desirbil~ ·:'~&~==~=~c-:~rJ~~~ <.." wa,s my first time, and it took me by surprise." tration, bUt after her work on the ~ ~ Sppmler neverex to be bitten by a horse. she bas been inspired to broecl bQn;es as'YtcJl. ' ~ , When she had . ett up to the Avondale, Pa., Tbou.gb SpinDler bad no Jta1 ~ ~ farmhouse in her ver 2000 Hyundai Elantia, as she applied for the job, she was told dlat ,....._ ..,,L the sun reached i midday point, she beli~ved it er she lacked in experience, she made up for wid! would be another typical day on the·job. her enthusiastic attitude. ~ ~ ' • Spinnler worksQn a horse-breeding farm Jocat- UsualJy, Spinnler says, the day's excitement at ed about 20 minutes f~ the university. Last berjobdoesn'tinvolvebiting.lnstead, shebusde$ Y~· the farm bad !I ~s, but this year, it bas about the two barns she works in, cleans the 22 floors and feeds the horses while singing and ''· Whil~ sbe w~ growing up, Spinnler's grand~ · dancing. ·· ·· ,., ~~ w• the fttst people to puthel' on a htlrse• "Have you ever heard that cowbOy ~song by ·beCause they ownect a f~w. She says she getS her Madonna?" She aSks, referring to "DOn't Tell love of· animals from her dad, who filled bet Me." "That's wbat ·1 sing. The radio statioa - house with them wbeit she \Vas younger. and we only get· one - plays that.song all the Sbe bad been around animals her whole life time." . and thought by now she bad e~enced every- ' The fll'St oftbetwo barns is white, Wlric:h used thing, but Spinnler bad never been bitten,"and to be. an old daicy bam tor cows and is now a when a horse named Lacey grabbed her fmger, horse barn. · · she was taken by SUt'pl;ise. . "The first thing I do when I get in ~:hem is deal SpinDler found .~t later this is bow horses play with tbe water buctrets," 5l\e says. . ,. ""'" ~yare like children ·who need to be taught The buckets she drags from· the stallS to the wbafis accept$1e behavior. garden hose and back are heavy. filled 'Vith drink~ "I was. .scan=d once [my fmger] was in there, ing water for the horses. . that shew~ going to biw dl?wn. I.. would have lost "They are like the ones people use in their tnYJin~ifshe ~so I hither, s~.says. .kitchens when they clean fbe·floor, except ours B8Slcally. I brtch-slapped a horse. . have no cushion on the handle" she says bitterly. Lacey, shOe¥by ·the; i;rit. let go of Spinnler' s w Her feet scuff along the w~ floor, as,sbe ~ ,.\ ~ finger.. . , : . , , tarries the water. .across the barn. Itsplashes out of M; , . ~o ~ luls b1t ~ s~. . the buckets and~ an over her cl~. . ' · , Lacey . ~ 4ev~loped .~ over the past few . "I always wear two socks because of this," she years," she says/ ..S~ grew up really well and says. turned out to be one of the best horses on the Two pairs of socks don't seem so ridiculous farm." . . , compared to the rest of her outfit. In fact: when . Spinnle; say~ she.felt bad hi~ng ~Y, but looking at her attire, wbich bundleS her ,up so " : When dealing wtth 8D1IDals, there ts sometimes no tightly that she looks as if she was. beaded out to TiiE REVII!W/Adrian Bacolo ot~r way· , ., ' . .. play in a blizzard, her socks would be the last Junior Crystelle Spinnler, who says she inherited her love Y ~ can t let the ~rse push you around, she things a person would notice. of animals from her father, works on a horse... breeding says. :'You ll~ve to show.cll?rninance_:" . She wears stretch pants with navy wind prurts farm about 20 minutes from the university. Sp1nn)er discovered t;bis JOb on a bulletin board

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'r•, , ,, ... television, :• •.! Reality military style .... •"' · BY SARAH CORSELLO air sometime this summer. Sixty journalist in residence, says it is says. "After you have seen one cop Copy Editor soldiers were given cameras to always wonderful to get a chance to raid, you have seen them all. Even ,- ... From "Cops" to "The Real record their lives and will talk about see a day in the life of an important 'Survivor' has lost its appe·aJ.'' World" to ·'Survivor," reality tele­ how music helps them handle tough person or hero. Begleiter says shows that keep vision has opened a whole new situations. " It's great to get that point of America interested are those that genre of entertainment. Television CBS will air "AFP: American view, of a cop on the beat or a fire-· develop from real-life scenarios like producers' ever-expanding innova­ Fighter Pilot" March 29 at 8 p.m. fighter on the scene," he says. "But " ER" and "The West Wing." These v tiqns to grab viewers' attention The how, produced by ·Top Gun people should not be misled - they programs are popular because they have caused the latest rave: "mili­ director, Tony Scott, will follow may not be getting the full story." have well-written plots and sub­ tainment." three F- 15 pilots through training. Begleiter warns that these new plots, unlike reality television. Yes, it' s exactly as it sounds. It is In a press release, CBS officials real-life, military shows may not He says reality television cover­ the combination of real U.S. mili­ said they hope to offer viewers "a demon trate why. who and what age shouldn "t be a substitute for tary life and classic Hollywood. never before-granted access into the Americans are fighting in journalistic war coverage. Screenwriter have the tough highly secretive world of the U.S. Afghanistan. The perspective can Journalists should be permitted to task of keeping Americans· atten­ Graduate student Chris Steiner, become very one-sided. sit and observe and write from their tion on a war that may slowly be an officer and second lieutenant in "Suppose they are interviewing a own experience. pushed to the back burner. the U.S. Army Reserves . says he F-16 pilot." he says. '·He will not be As for vi~wers' feelings on the A grant from the Pentagon would not want the media videotap­ telling you anythiTJg that he is not war against terrorism . a study by allowed reality TV producers ing him while on base or in combat. allowed to tell you. the Pew Research Genter for People access to the military in an attempt '·Having the media following my " You only get a view of what and Press reveals that Americans to bring the faraway war closer to every move would add extra strain military leaders want you to see.'· want journalists to dig for war news home. and stre s to a mission:· he says. The shows will probably not rather than merely accept what mil­ ABC announced last week in " o one follows around the chronicle the aftermath of war. itary officials ronsider newsworthy. Time magazine that ·'Profiles from media to make sure they are doing They will conveniently ignore who Junior Patricia Passman , the Front Line '" will pre miere this their job."' was killed - whether they are ROTC member, says if the shows summer. The show will depict per­ Steiner says he thinks Americans Americans or the enemy. Begleiter depict the true job o f soldiers in a sonal stories o f soldiers in will find the. e te levision program says. positive way, it should have a po i­ Afghanistan. the Philippines and inte resting a nd informative, As for fastening America ·s atten­ tive e ffect on Americans watching . other stations aro und the world. although the programs most likely tion to the war, Begleiter says. the " If the shows are used to increase VH I has jumped on the band­ will not be able to show the whole militainment will not keep viewers· American morale and inform the wagon as well with its creatively picture of war and combat. interest for long. . public of mi litary life. then it w ill titled ·' Military Di aries: · also set to Ralph Begleiter. distinguished "It is like any reality show,'· he be beneficial to viewers." s he says. L______THE REVIEW I Hedy lankclevich 84 • TilE RE\'IEW . 1\lar~: h 22.2002 , . -. ToYs life~ no small potatoes

wondrou~ thing that \HJu ld be if it he is a bit of a recluse. did! Granted. being Mrs. Potato Head Fir~t oil. there would be no need to might start to get a little old. What if search for a soul mate. There arc only I really wanted to smile one day. but two members of the Potato Head Mr. Potato Head borrowed my smile s pe cie ~. so you'd basicall y be set for for the afternoon because hi s was get­ life. Since I would already ha,·e the ting c leaned? That would be such a i title of Mrs. Potato Head. I would be bummer. - During a recent trip home to New able to avoid all the hassles of plan­ And think of all the jokes that York. I decided it was time to go ning a formal marriage. My hubby. would stem from being a giant pota­ through all the bags in the allic Mr. Potato Head himself. would to. If I decided to get stoned one day. mark;d .. Jamie's Thing ·:· I figured never be able to cheat on me. because people would call me a baked potato. maybe I could find some cool stuff to he is unfortunately missing one vital My children would undoubtedly be sell on e-Bay for extra beer money. organ . called small fries. my toddler would because times are tough. My life as Mrs. Potato Head wo'uld be mocked .. tater tot" and I dbn' t In the bags. I found a variety of be just fabulous. All of my facial fea­ even want to think of what would fun things from my past - Barbie tures would be stored delicately up ha ve to happen for someone to call dolls. My Lillie Ponies. various my ass. At any given time I could just me a mashed potato. Bar fight. per­ stuffed animals. and Mr. and Mrs. whip a smile out of my bu tt and make haps? Potato Head. What a cute couple they your day. Aside from the expected uncom­ are. Halloween would be no sweat. I fortable feeling of people wanting to The Potato Heads were always could take my little flowered hat off reach in my bull, sometimes not some of my favorite toys. Oh. the and replace it with my husband's being able to see because my eyes endless possibilities that can result baseball cap. o one would ever were lost under the sofa, and dealing from a pile of appendages and a know that it \vas really me. Mrs. with Mr. Potato Head and his cocky porous potato. At first I wondered Potato Head. and not my husband. demeanor (I know he was created • I how a toy shaped like a vegetable If little children started to pull too first! ). it may not be all I hoped it to - ' could possibly entertain children of hard on my arms or legs. I could put be. all ages. my eyes in my mouth and put an ear Despite these minor setbacks. I 1\: '• I What nutcase came up with such a in my nose and frighten the little bug­ think life as a Potato Head would be ' ludicrous concept? My be~t guess is gers away. just peachy. No schooling is required that the Potato Head concept was If there we~e something I didn't because the heads are hollow. I invented by a bunch of underprivi­ feel li ke seeing, I'd remove my eyes. would always have a tan. and I would leged kids in Idaho who had an abun­ If vul gar language were to be uttered. basically rule the toy box . All the dance of potatoe and a lack of I would pull out my ears. and if I had other toys are always getting pieces allowance money. a really big secret I was having a lost. but not the Potato Heads. with Aside from the uncomfortable problem keeping. I would hide my their built-in storage compartments. feeling of constantly being poked and lips in my handy derriere compart­ The life of a Potato Head is defi­ prodded by strange lillie children. I ment . nitely pretty cool. think li ving the life of a Potato Head Getting dressed would be a cinch The next time I take mine out to would be delightfuL So I hopped into because I have no body. Just two play with. I am sure I will gaze wist­ the toy box and with three clicks of skinny arms, two skinny legs and one fully into their bugged-out plastic my heels I wished and wished I hell of a head. The only person Mrs. eyes and know the true secrets that would turn into Mrs. Potato Head. Potato Head could possibly be con­ lay inside their swollen misshapen It didn't happen. But. oh. what a fused with is Mr. Peanut, but I hear heads. orszng• aroun

BY AMY B. MIKELS ad at Townsend Hall, the university Ag Farm. over them, a T -shirt. a sweatshirt, a hooded jack­ Snldent Affoirs Editor Previously, she bad been working at MBNA and «. two pairs of gloves and a buebaU ~· " When her fmger went in, junior Crystelle hadn't done any work related to her major. "I walk around like tbis," she says, sciddas W Spinnler froze. It wasn' t that it happened too She thought it was a good time to start and bands o,t 10 her sideS, wadd1iDa lite a p.,. .. . quickly. In the heat'of the moment, these things applied for the job. · · across the room. . . tended to occur. Spinnler came to the university desiring an ani- · Spilmler's bat is not emblaalaed _.1l1e ki8D "1 don't remember how 1.t felt," she says. "It mal science maJOr· a nd a pre-veteJill&tl· coocen- of ber favorite basebaiJ te1111 or Abelaoinbie lilld ' ; was my first time, and it took: me by surprise." tration, but after her work on the breediDg fann. F"ltCb. Spinnler never expected to be bitten by a horse. she has been inspired to breed horses as well. "It' iS reaDy a Marlboro hat,.. she says sheep­ '· When she had pulled up to the Avondale, Pa., Though Spinnler bad no real experience when ishly. "I know that's_ awful." fannbouse in her !iilver 2000 Hyundai Elantra, as she applied for the job, she was told tbat whatev­ After changing the water, she deals with Ck tbe sun reached itl•midday point. she believed it er she Jacked in experience. she made up for with hay. With her worn rake, Spionler scrapes oft" me would be another typical day on the job. her enthusiastic attitude. .. old hay from under the water buckets to the OCber ' Spinoler works on a horse-breeding farm locat- Usually, Spinnler says, the day's excitement at . side of the stall, carries the new bay over from the ' ··.... ed about 20 minutes from the university. Last her job doesn' t involve biting. Instead, she bustles hay room and lays it under the buckets. year. the fann had II horses, but this year, it has about the two barns she works in, cleans the "They eat the new bay and pee on tbe old bay," .. 22. floors and feeds the horses while singing and she says. . '· While she was growing up, Spinnler's grand- dancing. Carrying the ~ is a task in itself. Each bale of parents were the first people to put her on a horse, "Have you ever heard that cowboy song by hay is broken into books, and SpinDler's job illra because they owned a few. She says she gets her Madonna?" she asks, referring to "Don't Tell separate and carry them to' the stalls without dmp­ .. - love of animals from her dad, who filled her Me." "That's what I sing. The radio station - ping too much. ... bouse with them when she was younger. and we only get one - plays that song all the After divvying out the bay, Spinnler bas to tidy ... She bad been around animals her whole life time." up. •1· · ~: and thought by now she bad experienced every- The first of the two barns is white, which used "There's a four step process to clean up .._

thing, but Spinnler had never been bitten, 'and to be. an old dairy barn for cows and is now a barn," she explains. "And that bam is always I I when a horse named Lacey grabbed her finger, horse barn. · clean. Ann, my boss, is a cleaning faaatic.." ' e_.l she was taken by surprise. "The frrst thing I do when I get in there is deal Throughout the afternoon, Spinnlel' is left Spinnler found out later this is how horses play with the water buckets," she says. alone with her music; the play the I': bones out in ' J_. - they are like children who need to be taught The buckets she drags from the stalls to the paddock, a fenced in area with grass, trees, and a what is acceptable behavior. garden hose and back are heavy, filled with drinlc- stream. She says when she lets lhem in. the hon­ "1 was scared once [my fmger] was in there, ing water for the horses. es instinctively go to their stalls. that she w~ going to bite d?wn . I.~ould have lost "They are like the ones people use in their "They are hungry," she says. 4bcy want their m~png~r if she ~ad. so I h1t he!;', sh~.says . kitchens when they clean the floor, eJlcept ours food." Bas1cally, I b1tch-slapped a horse. have no cushion on the handle" she says bitterly. As she· walks down the path between the two Lacey, shocked by the hit, let go of SpinnJer's ~ Her feet scuff along the w~en floor, as she barns to begin the same proceclwe in the red bam, .\ fmger.. . . . carries the water across the bam. It splashes out of she barely bears the whisper of the wind after btl: .1/ No horse has btt her smce. the buckets and drips all over her clothing. time spent amongst the eating horses, blarins "Lacey's developed manners over the past few "I always wear two socks because of this," she music and water buckets banging against the side years," she says. "She grew up really well and says. of the bam. · . turned out to be one of the best horses on the Two pairs of socks don't seem so ridiculous By this time it is about 6 p.m. The ding IIUil fann." compared to the rest of her outfit. In fact, when has alteady found its way home. No matter how " Spinnler says she feit bad hitting Lacey, but looking at her attire, which bundles her up so long it will take Spinnler to fmish, she says llhe • I whe n dealing with animals, there is sometimes no tightly that she loolcs if she was beaded out to as enjoys her job. I • THE REVIEW/Adrian Barolo other way. play in a blizzard, her socks would be the last "I Jove animals," she says."' wouldn't want 10 Junior Crystelle Spinnler, who says she inherited her love "You can't let the horse push you around," she things a person would notice. deal with people." of animals from her father, works on a horse-breeding says. "'You have to show dominance." She wears stretch pants with navy wind pants farm about 20 minutes from the university. Spinnler discovered this job on a bulletin board Reality television, military style

BY SARAH CORSELLO air sometime this summer. Sixty journali st in residence. says it is says . .. After you have seen one cop ' . Corn Editor so ldiers were g iven cameras to always wonderful to get a chance to raid. you have seen them alL Even From .. Cops.. to "The Real record their li ves and will talk about see a day in the life of an important 'Survivor· has lost its appeaL" World" to "Survivor." reality tele­ how music he lps them handle tough person or hero. Begle iter says shows that keep vision ha opened a whole new situations. .. It 's great to get that point of America interested are those that genre of ente rtainment. Television CBS will air .. AFP: American view, of a cop on the beat or a fire­ develop from real-li fe scenarios like producers' ever-expanding innova­ Fi ghter Pilot" March 29 at 8 p.m. fi ght er on the scene ... he ays . .. But .. ER" and .. The West Wing:· These v tions to grab vie\\'ers· attention The show. produced by Top Gun people should not be misled - they programs are popul ar because they ha.ve ca u s~d the latest rave: .. mili­ director. Tony Scott. will fo ll ow may not be getting the fu ll story ... have we ll-written plots and sub­ tainment." three F- 15 pilots through training. Begleiter warns that these new plots. unlike reality television. Yes. it 's exactl y a ~ it ~o und s. It is In a press rc lca c. C BS officials real-li fe. mi litary shows may not He says reality te levision cover­ the combination of real .S. mili­ said they hope to offer viewers .. a demonstrate why. who and what a!!e shouldn 't be a substitute for tary life and classic Hollywood. never before-!!rantcd a c c e~s into the Americans are fighting in journalisti c war coverage. Screenwrite r'> have the toug h hi ghly ~ccre ti~· c world of the U.S. Afghanistan. The perspective can Journalists should be permitted to task of keeping American~· atten­ Graduate ~ tud e nt Chris Ste iner. become very one-sided. sit and observe and write from their tion on a war that may slowly be an officer and ~econd lie utenant in " Suppose they are interviewing a own experience. pu hed 10 the back burner. the U.S. Army Reserves. says he F- 16 pi lot: · he says. " He will not be As for viewers· fcelin!!s on the A !!rant from the Pentar,on would not want the media vidcotap­ te lling you anyth i11 g that he i ~ not war against terrorism . a \ tudv by a ll owed reality TV produ<..:-er~ in!.! him whi le on ba ~ c or in combat. allowed to tell you. the Pe~v Research Genter fo r P~op l e access to the military in an atte mpt -.. Having the media fo ll owing my " You only get a view of what and Press reveals that Americans to bring the far tre~s to a mi ~~ ion ... he ~ a y~ . The ~ bow s will probably not ra ther than merely accept what mil­ ABC announc.:d la"t wccJ.. in .. o one follow ~ around the chronicle the aftermath of war. itary offi cial s consider newsworthy. Time ma!!azine that .. Profiles from media to mak e: sure they arc doing T hey wi ll conveni ently ignore who Junior Patric ia Passman. the Front Line" wi ll premiere thi ~ their job:· was ki ll ed - whether they arc ROTC member. says if the shows ~ u mmcr . The '> ho\\ ''ill depict p.:r­ Steiner ' a\ ~ he th ink' American~ Americans or the ene my . Bcglciter depict the true job of soldiers in a ~ ona l '-lorie' o f '>O idi cr~ in w ill find thc.:-.c tc lcvi , ion programs ~ays . positive way. it should have a posi­ Afg hani ~ ta n . th e l'hilippinc ~ and irll e re\lin!! and informative . A~ for fa sten in !! A me rica · s atten­ ti ve effect on Americans watc hin!! . other ~ tat iorh around th e: world. although the program-. moq likely ti on to the war. Beglc itcr says . the " If the shows arc u ~ed to inerc <~'e VH I ha" jump.:d on the band­ wi II not be able to '> hO\\ the \\hole militainme nt wi ll not keep viewers· American morale and inform the wa!!O n a '> \\<:II '' ith ih crcati\·d y picture of '' ar and combat. interest for Jon !! . . public or military life. then it will t itl ~d " Militar~ Di ari.:'-... al-,o '-Ct to Ralph lkgleiter. di stingui shed .. It is like a~ y reality show: · h.: h.: bcndicial to view.:rs ... she says. 1'1 11' RI:\ ' IF\\' lkd~ l.lllkd''' Kh March 22, 2002 . THE RE\t I EW . B5

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Group Discounts, comics, will all be gathered for one hilari­ these Madison Dr. townhouses. 4bd/2bth, Saturday from 8-5. Must be able to work Group organizers travel free! Space is limit­ ous night of entertainment at The Grand WID, W/W carpet, dw, central air, ample Nice House/Rooms nr UD & 195. Free during holidays and school breaks. Duties ed! Hurry up & Book Now! 1-800-234- Opera House, located on 818 N. Market St. parking, all .units have decks. 12 mo. parking, $275-$1 100 + Uti!., call (302) include answering phones, receiving pay­ 7007 www.endlesssummertours.com. in Wilmington, on Sunday, March 24th at 7 ~starting June & July, $1100+util., 983-0124. ment from customers, fili ng, and light typ­ p.m. The Laughter Arts Festival will feature call Earle Anderson 368-7072 before ing. Contact Joanne Lutz 738-7575 ext 35 Bobcat Goldwait, star of the "Police lOpm. ouse for rent, 4 people 49 North Chapel. for interview. Academy" films and "Blow". Also in lso 2 bdrm Main Street apartment. Avail ONLY? anendance will be Wendy Liebman, whose S. Chap, Cleve Ave, Prospect Ave, 2 , 3, 4, II (215)-345-6448. THE JOB LOITERY one-line.rs crowned her Best Female Stand­ 5 bedroom houses 369-1288. Guaranteed to help you get a job. Up Comic at the American Comedy Room for rent $400 (includes everything) For more information Awards. Kevin Meaney and Bobby Houses Prospecl Av, 4 tenants. 454-1360. great 4 bdrm townhouse in Newark, DE. www.thejoblottery .com. DAYS TIL Collins, are two other fabulous comics on Female. Call Amy at 834-4845 or 373- the bill. Come for one uproarious evening! 2, 3. 4 Bdr Houses w/d, parking, walk to 2202. $250 A DAY POTENTlAL Tickets are $35, $32, and $29; discounts are campus no pets 73 1 -7~. BARTENDING. Training Provided. available for seniors, students and groups. Blair Ct townhouse , 4 persons, one of the 1-800-293-3985 ext. 204 SPRING To purchase tickets or fore more informa­ . oom for rent, 204 E. Park Place, near nicest on the block . AC. WID. carpets, tio n. call The Grand Box Office at (302) . rington, avail. Summer semester or garage disp, new stove, full basement, park­ Fraternities-Sororities 652-5577 or toll free at (800) 37-GRAND. all '02, Call Danny @ 420-6398. ing. Lease begins 6/1 ,$1100. Clubs-Student Groups Orders can also be placed via secured serv­ [email protected] or 540-9387 Earn $1,000-$2,000 this semester with the BREAK! er at www.grandopera.org. Don't Miss It! 4 Bdr Townhouse, WID, College Park, easy Campusfundraiser.com three hour $925/mo., call Bill @ 494-4096 eat, clean, exceptional housing avail. 3 fundraising event. Does not involve credit ewark United Methodist Church located rm houses and townhouses zoned for 4 card applications. Fundraising dates are at 69 E. Main Street will be holding West Knoll Apts Available NOW! 1 and 'th AC, WID, DW, Priv. Parking, & tilling quickly, so call today! Contact Community Bulletin Palm/Passion Sunday Services on March 2 Bedrooms. For Details Please Call 368- rass Cut Incl. Also, Triplex apartments Campusfundraiser.com at 888-923-3238, 24, 2002 at 8:00, 9:30 , and I I. 7912 or stop in. vail that can be combined to accomo­ or visit Campusfundraiser.com Board One out of every six c:llll*en ate larger groups of 5-9. All on UD bus 2002 BIG BROTHERS BIG SISTERS In America •IMnc In ...... of vailable for rental - Madison Drive 3BR t. Yr. leases start 611. Email to greatlo­ The Roadhouse Steak Joint is looking for Anyone interested in helping plan the best BOWL FOR KIDS" SAKE wnhouses. Call 376-0181. [email protected] or call 737-0868. self-motivated, fast paced individuals for Homecoming at Delaware EVER? Then Come on April 13th to Bowlerama, Pike ~. And that's one too many server , line cook, hostess, and bartender come to our meeting on Friday. March 22nd Creek Bowling Center, or Pleasant Hills Amer'ic:a.n dreams broken. One too MADISON DRIVE Townhouse 4, available 3 rooms avail for summer sublet in Univ. positions. 10 mins from UD. Earn top at 4 p.m. in Trabant, room 205 to discuss Bowling Lanes in New Castle County to 6/1 , exc condition, WID, ample parking. Courtyard Apt. Will sublet separately or dollar. Please apply in person at 4732 the pros and cons of Homecoming 200 I and e njoy free bowling and food, contests. many American childhood' at Call737-l77l.leave message. together. Call 355-6487. Limestone Rd in Pike C reek Shopping brainstorm ideas for an awesome theme! prizes and lots of fun! Form a team of 5 to risk. threalened by the daily Center. Call 892-Beef for directions. Please send an email to [email protected] 6 people and call for team captain and reg­ share a bedroom? l have many reno­ 3 bed I 112 bath townhouse walk to U of D if you would like to attend the meeting. If istration information. The event requires sttuwe to secure enouah food. vated 4 BR townhouses on Madison Drive ew carpet new kitchen All appliances Summer Jobs Live in Ocan City, MD you are unable to come, but would Like to each bowler to secure sponsors prior to the eno..C., 51\elt.,r. enouch medicine WID. DIW, A/C. Excellent condition. including D/W, Avail immed. $900/mo Telescope Pictures!Northend Studio is participate in planning, please call or e-mail event. Call (302) 998-3577 for additional Available 6-1-02$1080 plus util John plus deposit Call Ragola 733-7Q87. now hiring for the Summer of 2002. Live Sandy Jenkins Hargrove at the address information. lust to survive. Nearly 12.000,000 Bauscher 454-8698. at the beach, work with other highly above or call 831 - 1403. We look forward to precious lives hancing in a bnJtally 3-4 bdr. I bath duplex, bordering U of D. motivated people, earn up to $10,000 seeing you! Possum Point Players have announced audi­ Houses on N. Chapel, W. Clay Dr.. Kells & Well-maintained . $1320/mo.-, Call 610-793- having an incredible time. No experience tion dates for the summer comedy, "Picasso unCenain balance. Sixteen percent Madison. John Bauscher 454-8698. 2302. necessary. Just fun, outgoing students History Workshop offered in Technology, at the Lapin Agile", written by comedian Check out our website for more info and Society, and Culture. The Department of Steve Martin. This intell igent, quick-witted of all ourchildren - a poverty r.ue apply directly on line at www.nortbend· History announces a luncheon talk by play has a cast of 12 men and women, rang­ that's h i&her tha n any other age studio.com voice mail us at 1-800-260- LuAnn Jones of East Carolina University on ing in age from 18 to 80. Auditions will 2184 No beach house, No worries .... "DuPont Comes to Tobacco Road: take place March 24th at 2 p.m. and March group. But who cares to notice? Housing available. Industrialization in the Rural South in the 25th and 26th at 7 p.m . The performances Hms/Apts Jan, Jun. Sep wlk UD 369- 1288 1950s.lt will be held on Tuesday March of the show will be June 14, 15.21 & 22 at Child Care for 9 year old girl/7 year old boy 19th, 2002 from 12: 15-1: 45pm in 203 8 p.m. and June 16 and 23 at 2 p.m. This POVERTY. Hurry! Townhouses still available for summer 2002. Need own car. Care needed Munroe Hall. The workshop is free and historical comedy is hilarious, with charac­ ·-a·.t••t•« .. at•tt. June 2002 move in call - Main Street early June through end of August. North open to the public. Please come and bring ters including Albert Einstein, Pablo Court @ 368-4748 for details. Wilmington. Call Chris @ 302-764-1553 your lunch. Picasso, and Elvis Presley. For those inter­ ~~~ c:.tWk c_.. for more details. ested in the back stage production aspects ~~t' ..,...... De thJ '"' 1.-.14&.42-43 2 blk from campus. private furnished On Saturday, March 23rd, from 9 a.m to 12 of the play, or for any unable to attend the bdrrns, share house w/students (only). laun­ !Call Center seeks Prr Customer Service p.m., New Castle County will be hosting audition dates, please call the Possum Point ...... tJ•••·•I'C dry , ac. off st prking . some carpet. private jReps. Flex Hrs. 10 min. from campus, no the 2002 SPRING EGG HUNT in the Players office at 302-856-3460. phone jack, rents includes util.. 3 mo. leas­ elemarketing. $6.50-$7 .50/hr. Fax resume Delcastle Recreational Area. es; $325 and up, begin June, 9 mo. leases @996-6435 or email $360 (Sept), Call 302-764-7773, ~AVE [email protected] ATTENTION DELAWAREANS!! ' ~ 100 - book by April 15th. Beginning on May lith, come and check out the first state's visitor attractions in One remaining 2 bdr apt.. I blk from cam­ honor of ational Tourism Week. It's free pus. call btw 9arn - 12pm, 302-684-2956. l f Unique post & beam contempo­ if you're a state resident so bring proof of not home, please leave a message. residency (driver' s license or military LD , • -.- rary with new two story addition For Sale I for example) to see the many historic, cul­ Choate St. 3 bedroom 4 per on permit, I on approx. 1.5 acres. Located 15 tural, and outdoor opportunities that excellent condition, call 239-1367. mins from campus, close to Delaware has to offer. For more informa­ THINK SPRING - 93 Red Miata, 84k tion, call 1.866.2.VlSIT.DE. ouses For Rent - a 4 Bdrm Twnhse on White Clay Creek State Park and miles, $5,700 obo, call Jon 302-731-4799 adison Dr. Deck, new hardwood floors cycle path to University! Kevin James, star of the hit show, "The .. kitchen, 4 person rental permit WID, Incredible views. E-mail King of Queens", will return to the Grand 't ff street parking, bus ser vice to campus [email protected], campus tel. Opera House, 818 N. Market St., for two year lease, $1100/mo + $ll00 sec. Call Roommates shows on Tuesday. April 23,2002 at 7 and - bb at 368-4424 Mon-Fri 9am to 5 m x8199. 9:30p.m. Tickets aie $38,$36, and $33; I discounts are available for seniors, students, I and groups. To purchase ticket or for more 1-2 female roommates needed for house on information, call The Grand Box Office at Benny St. Rent $375 for I or $320 for 2 (302) 652-5577 or toll free at (800) 37- willing to share room. Call Sam 837-357 1 GRAND. Orders can also be placed via I Help Wanted Jo r Kacie 837-6034 . secured server at www.grandopera.org. While your classmates (Room)ate in 4 bdr. 2 bth house on The American Diabetes Association's Tour Cleveland, near N. College, 3 female roo­ de Cure will be on Thursday, March 28. oating & Fishine Superstore now hiring mates, clean, remodeled int., prking. W/D, 2002 from 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. The event , pre­ are wing entry-level asonal IT & PT sales associates. Day, $375/mo. 369- 1288. Available 611. sented by the Delaware River and Bay vening, and weekend shifts avail authority. helps benefit a chronic disease 7 .50/br start. Apply @ Eastern Marine, that affects nearly 16 million Americans. . t. 72 Newark 453-7327. Come and help kick off the event with com­ salaries, you can be Victoria Mews plimentary food and beverages. .. • , • ') f\ ashiers needed for evening & weekend Anno~ncements hifts. $7/br. Apply @ Eastern Marine, I I (302) 368-2357 Newark Parks und Recreation Depanment maklr~ a o.111erence. t. 72, Newark 453-7327. are currently taking registration for its Adult Private Entratt::e Pregnant? Late and worried? Pregnancy Pottery I class. This class will be held on icense Clerks needed for a n authorized ., On U of D Shuttle Bus Route testing. option counseling and contracep­ March 26th. April 9th. 23rd. May 7th , and E and ID State Park license agent. tion available through the Student Health May 2 1st from 6:30-8:30pm at the George Garages Available easona l IT & PT. Day, evening, & Service G YN Clinic. For information or an Wilson Community Center. Registration ''eekend shifts avail. $7.50/br. Apply @ appointment. call 83 1-8035 Mon - Fri 8:30- fees are $40 for residents and $45 for non­ astern Marine Rt. 72 Newark 453-7327 Laundry Fa cilities on Site 12:00pm and I :00-4:00pm. Confidential residents. Call 366-7069 for more info rma­ Service . tion or register now at 220 Elkton Rd. Foxcroft '-amp Counselors wanted for Tennis, Newark . DE. Ropes Course, Gymn astics, Nature and Student Health Services Telephone (302) 456-9267 More! Gain valuable experience at Comment Line - Call the "Comment" line Come shop at the State's Largest Indoor PEACE CORPS award-winning camps while having the Two blocks to Campus with questions. comments. and or sugges­ Garage Sale! Merchants' Attic If and 'l1le toughest ~b )'oill ever :.Ove. ummer of a lifetime. Apply on-line at ti ons about our services, 83 1-4898. General Public Garage Sale will be held on Private Entra tt::e ~n eforestcamp .com Saturday. March 30. 2002 in Rehobeth ~eed a babysitter? College student with Beach. DE. The hours arc 9 a.m. to 2 p.p. Washer/[Kyer jNeed Some Q uick Cash In A Flash Make rwn transportation and years of experi­ and admission price is one penny. The pen­ FREE Parking lA Dash For T he Phone Don' t Come nce! Flexible hours and references. Call nies wi ll be donated to Bear Hugs for ji\_lone, C lose To Campus Call Ted 454- !Caitlin @ 302-837-6012. Babies. Inc. Two -Story Apts 1 BR's w/Loft ~955 .

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(302) 369-1100 IN THEATRES MARCH 22 Limited Time Only March 22, 2002 • THE REVlEW. B7 ;·;·.:.: ------~~~~~~~Delaware prepares to take on the Quakers :;1 .~ ~ BY MATT AMJS people. I ' Staff Rep<1rrer "We no doubt have room for improvement ;~ , After a week of unforgiving weather, the •• with our bunting and our short game in gener­ ~; Delaware softball team will look to return to al." !; form when it plays host to Penn Sunday after­ However, the inhospitable weather has lim­ fi· noon. ited the Hens' outdoor practice time, Pastic :: The Hens' last three contests have been said. She said the time inside has allowed her (: postponed due to bad weather, including a to exercise her mental game. ~~ · double header ver us Bucknell and the second "It's always nice to go outside and be able il' game of a twin bill with Army. to work on grounders in the dirt and getting ;r In its first game with the Cadet , Delaware accustomed to the weather," she said. "But the ~ .: (4-11) squandered a preparation we need to focus on now is men­ ; ·. one-run lead as Army tal, that is a large portion of our readiness." : 1: SOFT-'ALL exploded for five runs Ferguson said indoor practice has slightly ~ ~ : in each of the last two hindered the team's practice. r:. innings. The Hens ! ! "It's just hard corning back inside." she ~ ~ took a 1-0 lead in the ·~ said. "When you get a certain amount of ~ fourth inning when games under your belt, you want the season to ·• freshman catcher Randi Isaacs and senior be in full swing and the opportunity to be on : pitcher Amanda Cariello opened the inning the field all the time. ~. with back-to-back doubles. "There is an adjustment going on with ~: The Quakers, (5-12) meanwhile, have hit a pitchers being on the mound versus on the ~~ · lull after a hot start to the eason. floor. Overall, it's mind over matter." ~: : Penn has dropped eight of its last 10 Delaware's mind and matter will be put to ~i ; games. Offense has been hard to come by, as . · TilE REVIEW/Lauren Deaner Sophomore firstbaseman Liz Winslow holds the bag in a game earlier this season as an opponent fails to beat the throw. the test on Sunday at noon when it hosts Penn ~: · it has failed to score more than three runs in its for a doubleheader. t!, last six outings. Ferguson said she will look for her inexpe­ ~~ : Head coach B.J. Ferguson said the team is "[The Quakers] are a team that maybe said Delaware is working on the basics in Pastic said the Hens' small-ball must rienced team to come together in big games. ;~ . preparing for the Quakers with the utmost doesn't look strong on paper, but they always preparation for Penn. improve in order to sharpen their offensive "Because we're so young, everyday we "Right now what we're doing is breaking production .. ;;: caution, as their record can be deceiving. put their best foot forward every time they have to keep reinforcing the fundamentals so down into groups and working on fundamen­ "We're working on bl.lllting, big time," she •:: "We know Penn is a competitive team," she step on the field. We are going to have to it becomes second nature," she said. ;;. said. "We're going to have to bring our best come ready to play." tals," she said. "When the fundamentals are said. "It's something we haven't been execut­ I ' "The more we get used to playing together, : ,, game to the table. Freshman second baseman Kelley Pastic solid, our game will be solid." ing very. well, and I'm definitely one of those the better product we can put·out on the field." :•'::' Spring season begins ,. I ·~ I !:·• BY ALLAN MCKINLEY athletes respond to the competition. ing really hard," she said. "We have • ' 1 Staff Reporter "We ' re young everywhere," he some key runners corning back, and • The first test of the spring season said. "We're not as deep as I'd like us our training should help us improve." -:; for the Delaware men's and women's to be, but I' m hoping that this is a The Hens' switch to the Colonial : ·• track teams will come tomorrow year in which to gain experience for Athletic Association from the : :: when they travel to Annapolis, Md. the team. America East Conference involves a .;: to compete in the Navy Invitational. "We want to hopefully get good much earlier conference meet, which : :: After a three-week layoff from the results across the board." takes place in less than a month. : ·• indoor season, men's junior distance Spearheading the women's cam­ Marchetta said the early champi­ : :; runner Pat Riley said he is excited paign this spring are senior captains onship should increase Delaware's • :: about returning to action. Aimee Alexander, Sarah Johnson, focus during the initial phase of the : ~ : "We had some intense workouts Kristen Salvatore and Diethra season. :;1 over the break," he said. "We're Seymour. "We're basically training for con­ •:: training really hard to improve from Alexander was one of two ferences, which is our most impor- ~: ' our indoor season." Delaware athletes to qual- tant meet," she said."It : :.: On the men's side, the young ify for the indoor ECAC may be a little more diffi­ ~ : squad will look to captains junior Ed meet. She also placed sec­ O UTDOOR cult since the season has • : Montalvo and seniors Mike ond in the 5,000-meter TRACK just begun. : • Goodhart, Brandon Jones and Matt run in last season's Navy "We haven't taken· any 1 Invitational. time off since indoor." : All-East :~ Sw~~~~~~ ~~~ ;:~%s~~~ Alexander said this Riley said the transition ,: •' athletes in senior sprinter Butch weekend's meet should help the from indoor to outdoor track pro- ::: Patrick and junior pole-vault special­ Hens determine their strengths and vides a few challenges to which the •:: ist Jon DiNozzi. weaknesses, both individually and as team must adjust. :•• Both Patrick and DiNozzi will a team. He said the longer outdoor track :~ ~ :~~eo~d:. to improve on their school "It should be a good indicator of includes less turns and more straight­ where we stand at this point," she away running, both of which impose ~- Patrick holds Delaware's top per­ said. "After Saturday we should have a much faster race. . formances in the 60-meter dash, 200- a good idea of what areas we need to Marchetta said the biggest adjust­ .• meter dash and the long jump. improve upon." ment for the Heris to make is the tem­ : DiNozzi, meanwhile, has the Another strong returning member perature change that accompanies the record for the Hens' highest pole of the team is junior distance runner outdoor transition. vault height at 16-2 3/4. Monica Marchetta, who notched a "Annapolis, especially, is close to Hens head coach Jim Fischer said first place finish in the 3,000 meter the ocean," she said. "So the wind • he has high expectations for the run at the MAC I New Balance Open and cold might pose a problem for ·• spring season. to close the indoor season. us." "We're ba~ically looking at this Marchetta said Delaware is solid Despite the potential cold weather meet as a continuation of the indoor and balanced team which includes a this weekend, the Hens look to tune season," he said. "We want our guys strong relay team, excellent pole­ up before they head to North to improve and better themselves vaulters and throwers. She said she Carolina State University the follow­ during this stretch of the year." expects a competitive outing this ing weekend to compete in the Fischer said he is eager to see how weekend. Raleigh Relays. some of the team's inexperienced "Overall, everybody's been work-

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THE REVIEW/File Photo Two runners on the Delaware indoor track team outdistance their competition this winter. The outdoor track team begins its season tomorrow when it particpates in the Navy Invitational. Rowing to face Mountain Hawks

welJ against [the Mountain Hawks.]" Regatta during Mother's Day week­ tomorrow, said Delaware head coach Hens look to Junior Kylie Campbell said the end to prove their strength to the Amanda Kukla. rivalry began last season at the Dad Mountain Hawks. "I think we'll do well," she said. defeat their Vail Regatta when the novice squad Campbell said the team has been "We bad a really good weekend. placed second behind Lehigh. practicing over the last few days with "We should continue on that same Delaware won the over­ their newest gadget, "the path." rival Lehigh all Dad Vail Regatta, the Speed Boss, which is able Thi is the Hens' last race before largest collegiate meet in to record the boat's veloc­ their spring break competition at the BY JEFF OSTER WOMEN'S Staff Reporter the nation. ity. Petrakis Regatta in Jack onville, After a strong showing last week­ Last season's meet ROWING . "We've been concen­ Florida. end in Fairfield in its first race of the against Lehigh also trating a lot on speed and On their training trip. the spring season. the Delaware sparked tension between technique," she said. Delaware will race some of the women's rowing team will attempt to the two schools, Campbell said. "We are always looking to improve largest schools in the area, including continue their winning ways tomor­ "During the novice race, we were on our times and get better." powerhouse Wisconsi n.. row when it travels to Pennsylvania well ahead of [the Mountain The Hens enter this weekend's Kukla said she is plea ed with the to take on Lehigh . Hawks]," she said. competition fresh off a stellar perfor­ way the season has tarted and with Senior Dana Hammond said she is "Then, one of our oars fe ll out and mance last week at the Fairfield the makeup of the team excited about the upcoming race this they ended up winning the event." Regatta, winning three of four race "We have a lot of depth this year," she said. "We al ready have a better THE REVIEW/File Photo weekend. Hammond said in addition to the against Massachusetts and Fairfield. Four members of the women's rowing team prepare for an "We are both undisputed ri vals," meet Saturday, the team is al so look­ Confidence is the team's main record than last year." upcoming race last season. The Hens race tomorrow at Lehigh. she said. ·' [t would be great to do ing forward to this season's Dad Vail strategy against the Mountai n Hawks

., i\ttrch 22. 2002 • TilE RE\ IE\\ • B7 Delaware prepares to take on the Quakers

fl\ '\I \TT ,\\liS pcoplc. "\Vc no doubt have room lor 1111)11111 em..:n t .\Iter a IH'CI.. PI uniPr~ll 111 ~ 1\l'alhl'l. till' with our hunting anti our 'hmt galllL' in ).!l'nct Dcla11 ;tr l' '"It hall tc;11n 11 Ill lool.. 11 1 re turn to al." fprrn 11hcn 11 pb~' lh l~ l 111 PL'Iln Sunda) altcl ­ lluwcvcr. the inho,pitahlc 11 eatht:t h.t-. Inn thh>n. itcd the Hen!'-· outdoor ptactrcc ttnlt:. l'a,IIL ThL' I kn' · b 't three c• mtc't' ha1 l' been !'-aid. She "aid the time irhttk ha' .dlu11t:d her P•'~tponed due to bad 11 eather . meluumg a to cxerci'c her mental game. double header 1er'u' Bud.ncll amlthe '..:.:ond " It'!-- always nice to go ttk ... ~he t11ol.. a 1-0 kad in the said. "When you ~et a certain amount of fourth inrnng when game~ under ynur hclt. you want the 'ca,nn to frc~hman catch..:r Ranui l ... aa~:-. and scnrm be in full ~wing anti the npponunll) to he 1111 pitcher Amanua Cariello opened the inning the field all the time. with hack-to-hack double!--. "There i~ an adju!'-tmcnt gorng on 11 uh The Quaker~. (.'i- 12) meanwhile. have hit a pitchers being on the mou1H.I 1 et 'u' on tht: lull after a hut start to the ~cason . noor. Overall. it'~ mind 1)\'eJ matter... Penn ha~ drt1ppcd eight of it~ la:-.t I 0 c-:::--c::---"--- __.; Delaw;u·e·s mind and matter wrll he put to game!'-. Offense ha~ been hard to come by. a~ TilE Rl:VIE\! /L;mrcn Deana Sophomore firstbaseman Liz Winslow holds the bag in a game earlier this season as an opponent fails to beat the throw. the te~t on Sunday at nm>n 11 hen it ho~t' Penn it ha!> failcu to !>cor.: more than three run~ in ib for a doubleheader. last !>ix outings. Ferguson ~aid ~he will lool.. fnt he1 rnexpc­ j, said Dclall'are i~ working on the basic' in Pa!--tic said the Hens· small-ball mu~t Head coach B.J. Fcrgu~on 'aid the team "!The Quaker'! arc a team that maybe rienccd team to come together rn hig games. preparing for the Quaker~ with the utmo~t doc">n 't look -..trong on paper. but they always preparation for Penn. improve in order to !--harpcn their ofTen-.ivc "Becau~e wc·re ' 0 )'llllng. everyday we cauti on. as their record can be deceiving. put their bc-..t foot forward every time they "Right nnw what we're doing is breaking production. have to keep reinforcing the fundamental" ~o "We know Penn is a competitive team ... \he ~tep on the field. We arc going to have to down into groups and working on fundamen ­ "We're working on btulting. hig time ... !--he it become~ !'-econd nalllrc ... !--he 'aid. said. "We're going to have to bring our best come ready to play. .. tab... she -..aid. "When the fundamentab arc said. " It's somethi ng we haven·, been execut­ "The more we ~et u'ed to playing together. ">Oiid . our game wi ll be solid ... game to the table. Fn.!shman ~eco nd baseman Kelley Pastic ing. very well. and I'm definitely one of those the better prouuct we can put out on the held ... Spring season begins Winter Sports In 8\' ALLAN .\ICKI NLEY athlete' rc .., p(>lld 111 the competition. ing really hard:· .,he said. "We have \ta11 Rt/'''rhl "\\"e · re young e1 er~ 11 here... he some key runners coming back. and The lirst te-t of the !--pring ~Ca'>tlll ':tid. "We're not a' deep a-.. I'd ltkc u' our training -.hould help u., improve ... for the Delaware men ·sand 11·omen ·s to he. bu t I'm hoptng that thi-. i-. a The Hen-.. · ~ll'itc h to the Colonial • track teams wi II come tnmorroll' .Review ~car in 11 hid1 tu gatn cxpenencc for Athletic AssoCiation from the • when they travel to Annapoli~. 1\ld. the team. America E a ~t Conference involves a • to compete in the Navy In vitational. " \\'c 11 ant to hupcfull~ get good much earlier conference meet. which lkr a thn.:c-week layoff from the rc,ult~ aero:--.. the hoard.'' take:- place in l e~~ than a month. • indoor !>Ca~ also return two All-East Alexander 'atd thi -. Riley said the transition . ' 4:' ' (.''·.,_ ... .• • athlete~ in senior ~printer Butch weekend ·~ meet ~ho uld help the from indoor to outdoor track pro- Patrick and junior pole-vault special­ Jan. 12 a,nd .destr

TilE REVIEW/File Photo Two runner<; on the Delaware indoor track team outdistance their competition this winter. The outdoor track team begins its season tomorrow when it particpatcs in the Na,·y Jm·itational. -compiled by Beth Iskoe and Brian Pakett Rowing to face Mountain Hawks

well against [the 1nuntain Hawks.!" Regatta during luther's Day week­ tomorrow. "aid Del all .uc head t:oach Hens look to Junior Kylie Campbell said the end to prove their strength to the Amanda Kul.. la. rivalry began la-.t <;cason at the Dad lountain Hawks. "I th in k we 'II do 11 ell. .. 'he , ;ud defeat their Vail Regalia when the novice squall Campbell said the team ha ~ been "\\'c had a real I) gond 11 ct:l..cnd placed second behind Lehigh. practicing over the la:-t few day~ with "\.\'c 'huuld C meet R OWING "\Vc · ve heen concen­ Flnrida. cnd in 1-.mfield 111 th fir-.t ra~:e of the again-.! Lehigh abo trating a lot on !->peed and On thl'JJ tratlllll).! 11 tp. tltL· -..pnng 'ea-.on. the Dclall'arc ~parked ten!--ion between tcchni4ue: · she said. Dcla11arc \l ill J.IL'e '"llll' ul th..: 11orncn·~ ro11 ing team will altcrnpt to the two ' choob. Carnphcll said. " \1\:c arc always looking to impnn·c large'! ' chon!' 111 thL· ;uea. tndudtng conttnuc then· winning wa ~ ' tornor­ "During the novice race. we were nn our tim e~ and get het tcr: · po11 erhothc \\'t,L'Illl,lll Hlll 1\hcn 11 travel~ to Pc nn!-> ylva nia ll'cll ahead of !th e l\lountain The Hens enter thi -. weekend's Kul..la ,;ud 'he '' plc.hcd 11rth the to tal....: on Lehigh . Hawk,!.'. ~h e 'aid. competition frc~h off a 'tellar perfor­ II a ~ the 'e;l'>llll h,l, ,I,IIIL'd .llld II lilt Scnror Dana Han1mond ~aid , Jt c '' "Then. one of our oar' fell out and mance la~t 11 ccl.. at the Fairfield the mai..<.:UJ' "' thl· IL'a111 L"\<:i tcd ahnut the upcoming rae~: tlw, they ended up ll'inning th e c1ent. .. Rc!.!alla . wtnnrn!.! three uf fuur ral·c, "\\'c hale' .1 l1ll ul,kptlt tlt1' ll'.il ... 'hL· , ;nd "\\'c .tlt c'.id~ h.l\l' .1 }l,·ttc'l Jill Rl \ 'II \\ I de l'h••IP 11 cel..end. llalltllllllld -.aid in addition !11 the a!.!;;tn't 1\J a,-..ach'u,etb ;uJd F:urfit:ld. - CDnfidcncc ., the lcam·, m:1111 rt:L·md than l.t,t \L'.Il ... Four memher~ of the women's nm ing team prepare fot· an "\\'c .1rc hPth undt,plltt:d ri1 ak.. 111..:et Satullla~ . the team '' al~n lool.. ' tratcgy agarn't tht: 1\l ountarn lla11 ~,., upcoming race la..,t season. The Hen.., r ing fnn1ard tuth1' '>easnn·, Dad Vail March 22,2002 . THE REVIEW. B7 .-;. ------~~~~~~~ :·. Delaware prepares to take on the Quakers ,,: t l BY MATT AMIS people. : ~ · Stti}J Ref>Onl'r "We no doubt have room for improvement ;~ After a week of unforgiving weather. the with our bunting and our short game in gener­ :,· Delaware softball team will look to return to al." i~ form when it plays host to Penn Sunday after­ However, the inhospitable weather has lim­ ~~ · noon. ited the Hens' outdoor practice time, Pastic The Hens· last three contests have been ~~; said. She said the time inside has allowed her postponed due to bad weather, including a f; to exercise her mental game. double header versus Bucknell and the second I~· "[t's always nice to go outside and be able i:- game of a twin bill with Anny. to work on grounders in the dirt and getting !f In its first game with the Cadets. Delaware accustomed to the weather," she said. "But the ~· (4-11) squandered a preparation we need to focus on now is men­ ••,;~· one-run lead as Anny tal, that is a large portion of our readiness." :;· SOFTBALL exploded for five runs Ferguson said indoor practice has slightly ~ r in each of the last two hindered the team's practice. ~; · innings. The Hens "It's just hard coming back inside." she : ~ took a l-0 lead in the said. "When you get a certain amount of :: fourth inning when games under your belt, you want the season to • freshman catcher Randi Isaacs and senior be in full swing and the opportunity to be on : pitcher Amanda Cariello opened the inning the field all the time. ~· with back-to-back doubles. "There is an adjustment going on with :: The Quakers, (5-12) meanwhile, have hit a pitchers being on the mound versus on the ~ ~· lull after a hot start to the season. floor. Overall, it's mind over matter." !i: Penn has dropped eight of its last I 0 Delaware's mind and matter will be put to ~: : games. Offense has been hard to come by, as . THE REVIEW/Lauren Deaner Sophomore firstbaseman Liz Winslow holds the bag in a game earlier this season as an opponent fails to beat the throw. the test on Sunday at noon when it ho ts Penn ~: · it ha failed to score more than three runs in its for a doubleheader. ~ ~ : last six outings. Ferguson said she will look for her inexpe­ ~~ ; Head coach B.J. Ferguson said the team is "[The Quakers] are a team that maybe said Delaware is working on the basics in Pastic said the Hens' small-ball must rienced team to come together in big games. doesn't look strong on paper, but they always preparation for Penn. improve in order to sharpen their offensive ~~· preparing for the Quakers with the utmost "Because we're so young, everyday we put their best foot forward every time they "Right now what we're doing is breaking production. ;;: caution, as their record can be deceiving. have to keep reinforcing the fundamentals so down into groups and working on fundamen­ "We're working on bunting, big time," she •:: "We know Penn is a competitive team," she step on the field. We are going to have to it becomes second nature," she said. tals," she said. "When the fundamentals are said. "It's something we haven't been execut­ ;;. said. "We're going to have to bring our best come ready to play." "The more we get used to playing together, : •.f' game to the table. Freshman second baseman Kelley Pastic solid, our game will be solid." ing very. well, and I'm definitely one of those •'' the better product we can put'out on the field.'' .:..:: :··Spring season begins ,. •·:: BY ALLAN MCKINLEY athletes respond to the competition. ing really hard," she said. "We have : .·•. Swff Reporter "We' re young everywhere," he some key runners coming back, and , The first test of the spring season said. "We're not as deep as I'd like us our training should help us improve." • :; for the Delaware men's and women's to be, but I'm hoping that this is a The Hens' switch to the Colonial : ·• track teams will come tomorrow year in which to gain experience for Athletic Association from the : :: when they travel to Annapolis, Md. the team. America East Conference involves a • :: to compete in the Navy Invitational. "We want to hopefully get good much earlier conference meet, which : :; After a three-week layoff from the results acros the board." takes place in less than a month. : ·• indoor season, men's junior distance Spearheading the women's cam­ Marchetta said the early champi­ : :; runner Pat Riley said he is excited paign this spring are senior captains onship should increase Delaware's • ;; about returning to action. Aimee Alexander, Sarah Johnson, focus during the initial phase of the ::1 "We had some intense workouts Kristen Salvatore and Diethra season. :;: over the break," he said. "We're Seymour. "We're basically training for con­ •:: training really hard to improve from Alexander was one of two ferences, which is our most impor- ~:· our indoor season." Delaware athletes to qual- tant meet," she said."It : :. : On the men's side, the young ify for the indoor ECAC may be a little more diffi­ : ·: squad will look to captains junior Ed meet. She also placed sec­ OUTDOOR cult since the season has • .: Montalvo and seniors Mike ond in the 5,000-meter TRACK just begun. : • Goodhart, Brandon Jones and Matt run in last season's Navy "We haven' t taken · any ; ;; Swierzbinski for leadership. Invitational. time off since indoor." ;; The Hens also return two All-East Alexander said this Riley said the transition : ·• athletes in senior sprinter Butch weekend's meet should help the from indoor to outdoor track pro- ::: Patrick and junior pole-vault special­ Hens determine their strengths and vides a few challenges to which the ··: ist Jon DiNozzi. weaknesses, both individually and as team must adjust. ::, Both Patrick and DiNozzi will a team. He said the longer outdoor track ::: attempt to improve on their school " It should be a good indicator of includes less turns and more straight­ •:: records. where we stand at this point," she away running, both of which impose ~ Patrick holds Delaware's top per- said. "After Saturday we should have a much faster race. formances in the 60-meter dash, 200- a good idea of what areas we need to Marchetta said the biggest adjust­ ... 111eter dash and the long jump. improve upon.'' ment for the Hens to make is the tem­ : DiNozzi, meanwhile, has the Another strong returning member perature change that accompanies the record for the Hens' highest pole of the team is junior distance runner outdoor transition. vault height at 16-2 3/4. Monica Marchetta, who notched a "Annapolis, especially, is close to Hens head coach Jim Fischer said first place finish in the 3,000 meter the ocean," she said. "So the wind he has high expectations for the run at the MAC I New Balance Open and cold might pose a problem for ~ spring season. to close the indoor season. us." "We're ba!lically looking at this Marchetta said Delaware is solid Despite the potential cold weather meet as a continuation of the indoor and balanced team which includes a this weekend, the Hens look to tune season," he said. "We want our guys strong relay team, excellent pole­ up before they head to North to improve and better themselves vaulters and throwers. She said she Carolina State University the follow­ during this stretch of the year." expects a competitive outing this ing weekend to compete in the Fischer said he is eager to see how weekend. Raleigh Relays. some of the team's inexperienced "Overall, everybody's been work-

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THE REVIEW/File Photo Two runners on the Delaware indoor track team outdistance their competition this winter. The outdoor track team begins its season tomorrow when it particpates in the Navy Invitational. Rowing to face Mountain Hawks

well against [the Mountain Hawks.]" Regatta during Mother's Day week­ tomorrow, said Delaware hea·d coach Hens look to Junior Kylie Campbell said the end to prove their strength to the Amanda Kukla. rivalry began last season at the Dad Mountain Hawks. "I think we' ll do well,'' she said. defeat their Vail Regatta when the novice squad Campbell said the team has been "We had a really good weekend. placed second behind Lehigh. practicing over the last few days with "We should continue on that same rival Lehigh Delaware won the over­ their newest gadget, "the path." all Dad Vail Regatta, the Speed Boss, which is able This is the Hens· last race before largest collegiate meet in to record the boat's veloc­ their spring break competition at the BY JEFF OSTER WOMEN'S Staff Repor1er the nation. ity. Petrakis Regatta in Jack orrville. After a strong showing last week­ Last season's meet ROWING , "We've been concen­ Florida. end in Fairfield in its first race of the against Lehigh also trating a lot on speed and On their training trip. the spring season, the Delaware sparked tension between technique," she said. Delaware will race some of the women's rowing team will attempt to the two schools, Campbell said. "We are always looking to improve largest schools in the area, including continue their winning ways tomor­ "During the novice race, we were on our times and get better." powerhouse Wisconsin .. row when it travels to Pennsylvania well ahead of [the Mountain The Hens enter this weekend's Kukla said she is plea ed with the to take on Lehigh . Hawks]," she said. competition fresh off a stellar perfor­ way the season has tarted and with Senior Dana Hammond said she is "Then, one of our oar fell out and mance last week at the Fairfield the makeup of the team excited about the upcoming race this they ended up winning the event." Regatta, winning three of four races "We have a lot of depth this year." she said. ''We already have a better THE REVIEW/File Photo weekend. Hammond said in addition to the against Massachusetts and Fairfield. Four members of the women's rowing team prepare for an "We are both undisputed rivals," meet Saturday, the team is also look­ Confidence is the team's main record than last year... upcoming race last season. The Hens race tomorrow at Lehigh. she said. " It would be great to do ing forward to this season's Dad Vail strategy against the Mountain Hawks \l:ud1 22. 200 1 • Till·. IU.\ II \\ • H7 Delaware prepares to take on the Qua ers

B\ \1 \1 I \\liS people. "\\ 'c no douht hale rootn !111 llll)'tllll'llll'lll \Ill" .t " '''!.. •• I un l~>t ~l\ 111~ ''-',ttlk't. th,· 1\llh our httnltng and out "hot! !.!.lllll' 111 !.!l'nct DcLI\\ ,11<' "'lthall ll'.tlll "Ill IPt >h to telllrn 11 1 al." 1111111 ''hen tl pl.t~' h•"l 111 Penn ~und;t~ .tltet llo\\clct. 1hc tnho,ptt,thk 1\e,llhet h .. lun lhltln lll'd lhc f len•,' outdoot p1.tLIICl' lillie. l'a Ill I h~· I kn,· !.1,1 thtee c wll~'' '' h;l\,. hl·cn '-;ttd. She 'atd the lime Ill''"" h.t, .dl• ''""I'' pu,lpttlll'd due 111 h.td "''.tiber. tn,· htdnl~ a h>t.:\t.:tci'c her mental gantt.:. d11uhk hc.tdet 'ct 'll' Bu,·hnell ·tnd the , e,·Pml " II·, alway' ntl't.: lOgo ouhtd,· and he• .thk );•lllll' Ill .t I\\ Ill htJl \\ llh \1111~ . lo \loll-. on grounder' 111 thl· dtll .tnd ~CIIIIl!.! In th l1r't game" llh ;he Cade''· Dd.mare .tccU\tnm..:d to the "eathl·r... 'he ,,ud " Btll thl· (..\ II) 'lJllamkred a prcparatton \\C n..:cd to fou" •m n"'' '' "'''n Pnc-run k;td a~ Arm.\ t.t!. that i" a brg..: p11r1111n of 11ur ll:.tdm,· ' .. SOFTBALL nplodcd lor fi1 c ruth Fcrgu..,on \aiJ tndom practict' h.t, ,Jt!.!htl~ 111 c.tch of the Ja,t I\\ o htndcrcd the team·, practice tllntng'. The lien' " )(, ju't hard comtng hat"- tll'llk•.' -.he tool-. a I 0 lead ill 1he \:ud. "\\'hen you get a cctlalll ;unt~tllll ''' fourth tllnillg \\hen game.., under your h..:lt. ~ m..:an\1 lull'. ha\l: hit a pitch..:r-. bemg on th..: n1nund 'ct ''" on the lull alkr a hot 'tart In th..: 'l'a'l>tl floor. (),-crall.ll·, n11nd O\Ct matter" P..:nn ha' Jn>ppnl c1ght pf lh l.t\1 I() Dcla\\·arc\ mtnd and m.tllct "til he put to game'. Olfcn'e ha' been hard to come h). a' rill . f{I.\ ' IL\\ II~•ur.:n lk;m.:r Sophomore firsthascman Liz Winslow holds the bag in a game earlier this season as an opponent fails to heat the throw. the tc't tlll Sunda) atilt hill" hen 11 h'"'" Penn 11 ha' fatkJ to 'cor: nH>rc than three run' ill ih fur a Jouhlchcadcr. Ia t 'I\ nuting ... . Fcrgu..,on 'aid 'he \1 tlllonh fol het llll'\pe "atd Dl•ht\\arc i' \\Orking on th..: ha,ic" 111 Pa\lic 'aid the lien'· ,mall-hall mu~t I lead coach ILl. h:rgu,on \;ltd the team I' "!The Quaker'! ar..: a team that ma~be rienccd team to come togcthl't 111 htg g.tmc,. preparing for the Quaker' \\ llh the utnw't Joc-.n' t looJ,. 'tmng on paper. hut they alway~ pr..:paratH>n for P..:nn. improve in on.lcr to ,barpcn their ofTcn..,i1·c "13ccau'e \\e.lt.: 'aJJ. " It \ \omcthtng 11 ·c ha,·cn't been e-.;ccut­ "The more 11 c get U\t.:d to pl .t~ mg. togt·thcr. Frc,hman 'econJ ba,eman KeiiC} Pa">tic 'olio. our game will he \oltd ... ing very well. and I'm definite!) one of tho-,c game to the table. the better prouuct "c l:tll put out on Ihe f tcld .. Spring season begins Winter Sports In

B' \LL\:\ "CKI:\LEY athktc' rc,pnnd tn the compct illlln. mg real!~ hard ... ~he ..,,ud. " \\'e have ,., II "\\c.rc ~•Hing c1cr~\\ hcrc ... he 'omc he) ntnncr' coming hack. and The fir't tc\1 of the -.pnng \C.l'>tlll "'ttd "\\c·r..: n11t a' tkep a' I'd ltlo.c u' tiUI tr:tining \hould help ll\ improl'c ... for the Dcla\\arc men·, and \\omen·, to he. hut I'm h••ping that tht" '" ,1 The Hen,· "'itch to the Colonial ' trach team-, "ill com..: tom11no\\ Review ~car Ill \\ hich to gain C\pencncc f11r :\thlctte ,\..,.., oe~atinn from the when they tran:l to \nnapol1,. f<.ld the team ,\mcnca J::.a,t Conference ln\ · o!l ·e~ a to compete 111 the i\Ja1 ~ ln1 !l.t!Iunal "\\'..: \\alll to h•> pl?lull ~ get gtH>d mu..:h ..:arltcr t:llllfcrence meet. '' hich After a thrcc-11 eel-. layoff from the rc,ulh a no"' th..: hoard ... tahe' place in Jc..,.., than a month. mdoor 'ea,on. men·, jumor tlt\l.tnc..: • Men's Basketball (14-6, 9-9 CAA) Spcarhcadtn~ the \\Omen·-.. cam­ :'llarchclla \:ud the carl) champi­ runner Pat Riley 'aid he l'- excited paign th" -..pring arc 'cntor captain' on,hip 'hould increa\c Dela\\are·~ about rcturnmg t11 actwn. \nliCt.: .\lc\andcr. S.trah Jt>hn,tln. focu' during the ini ti al phase of the The Hens completed a se~son of ups and downs "\\'c had 'omc Jntcn c \\ o1louh Kri,tcn ' .til ator..: and D1ethra \eii\On. over th' brcaJ,..'' he 'ald. "We· rc Scy muur. "\\'e're ha~icall) training for con­ with a 69-54 loss to UNC Wilmington in the CAA training real!) hard tu 1mprm c frum Alexander "a-. 11nc of 1\\o ference,. '' hich i-. our mo..,t impor- our mduur 'ca,tm ... Delaware athlete' to qual­ tant meet." ~he ~aid . " It Tournament semifinals. Highlighting the season On th..: men·, ''de. the young ' f) ft>r Ihe mdoor l:.C. \ C ma.\ he a little more diffi­ \quad "111 loo\,. to captam' junior Ed meet. She al-..o placed -.cc­ OUTDOOR cult "ince the season ha' f<.lontah o and "cniur \lihc were key road victories over the top two teams in the tlnd 111 the 5.000-mctcr JU~t begun. GooJhart. Brandt Ill Jon.:' and \I all TRACK run 111 lao.,t 'ea,on·, :\.11) " \\'c haven't taken any "tcrtbin"\,.' ft•r lcader,hlp. ln1 llatlonal time off \incc indoor:· CAA. The Hens defeated UNC Wilmington 65-60 The Hen' abo return t" o . \11 -bt't ,\)c\andcr "till th1-.. Rile~ 'aid the transition athlete' 111 -.enHlr 'printer Butch \ICC!..cml', meet ,Jwuld help the from 1ndoor Ill outdoor track pro­ PatncJ.. anJ junior P''lc-1 ault 'pccial­ Jan. 12 and destroyed ~George Mason 83-56 Dec. 22. Hen~ dctcrllllllC thctr 'trcngth" and ' !Uc'> a fe"' challenges to which the i.,t Jon Di · oai. "ca\,.nc"'c'. hllth mdi1 1duall~ and a' team mu'-1 adju;.,t. Both Patnd and 01;\;lllli "ill a team. He 'aid the longer outdoor track • Women's Basketball (23-7, 15-3) attempt to 1mpnn e on their 'chool " It -.hnuiJ he a good tndtcator of include ... le-.. ... tunh and more \traight­ record-.. ''here 11 c \t,mJ at th1" point." 'he a\\·ay running. both of which impmc The Hens finished second in the CAA and received Patrick hold' Del a\\ are·., top per· "a ill. ":\ftcr Saturda~ 11 c 'hould ha1 e a much fa\t<:r race. formancc' Ill the nO-meter da,h. 200 a goPd tdca of "h.11 arc:h \\ c need to \larchett.t 'atd the h1ggc"t adju,t­ mde! dth..:r "trong rcturntng mcmh..:r perature change th.ll accompanic\ the recmd for the Hen'· IHghc,t pole of the t..:am "'Jlllllm dl\t,mce runnc1 outJnor tran-.ition. concluded with a 78-71 .WNIT loss to George vault height at I f>-2 ~1-1. f'.lllmca \larchcttn. U>. . "We· rc ba\lcall) lookmg at thi., Dellegrotti scored their 1OOOth point and head coach :'llarchctta \:ud Dcltl\\ arc '' ... olid De~pite the potential cold 11eather me.:t a-. ,1 ennti nuat ion of the mdoor and balanceJ team '' hich tnclude. a th" weekend. the Hen ~ look to lllne \ea,on ... h.: ... aid. "\\'c 11 ant our gu)., Tina Martin recorded her 100th victory at Delaware. -.trong rela~ team. excellent pole­ up before they head to 'orth to 1mpr01e and better them~elvc~ ' au Iter\ anJ thnl\\ er\. She \aid ... he Carolina State L' niver~i t y the follow­ during thi' \tretch of the y car." expect\ a compctitll c outing thi~ ing weekend to compete in the • Ice Hockey (24-6-1) Fi\Chcr \aid he i' eager to \CC hm1 '' cekcnd Raleigh Relay~ . ~ome of the team·, mcxpcncnced .. O,crall. cl'erybody·., been 1\ork- The Hens had a phenomenal regular season, winning their first 11 contests. They had big victo­ ries over Penn State on the road Feb. 1 (3-2) and against Ohio University Nov. 9 and 10 (2-1, 6-5). They lost their first two games In the ACHA Tournament to Arizona and Illinois. • Swimming and Diving Women(S-5, 2-2) Men (5-6, 0-4) The women swam to a fourth place finish while the men placed ninth at the CAA Championships. Junior diver Julie Van Deusen qualified for the NCAA Championships in the 3-meter diving.

lilt.: Rt.::\' 11.::\\ /Fik Photo Two runner on the Delaware indoor track team outdistance their competition this winter. The outdoor track team beg in~ its season tomorrow when it particpates in the !';avy Invitational. -compiled by Beth Iskoe and Brian Pakett Rowing to face Mountain Hawks

well agam ... tlthc lountain 1-hl\\k,.l.. Regatta during f<.lother·-. Da; \\t.:ch­ tomnrnl\\. 'atd lkl,l\\,nt' lw:lli '"·'"'' Hens look to Junior Ky lie Campbell \aid the cnd to pnn..: their "trcngth to th..: .-\manda Kuh !.1 rivalry began l a~t '>Ca,on at the Dad f<.lnuntam Ha" k\. "I thtnh \\ L··II dn \\ell." ,IJc ,,ttd de_feat their Vail Regatta \\hen the novice 'lJllad Campbell 'aid the team ha' been " \\chad a rc.Jll) !.:•'"" \\l'Chl'tlll placed \t:cond bchinJ Leh igh. practic1ng m cr the Ia~ I fc11 da)" \1 llh ·'\\'c• 'hlltlld l't!lllllllll' t'll th. t '> llllC rival Lehigh Del a\\ arc \\'Oil th..: m-er­ thct r nc\\ c't gadget. " the path ... all Dad Vail Regatta. th..: Speed Bo,~. "hich j.., .thlc Thi' ''the lien,· J.t,l t.tcl' l'.:l•llt.: large\! collcgJatc meet in It> record the boat·, 'cloc­ thCII \piing hi , t!.. cOIIIJ'l'I!II<'JI, I tht In .JEFF OSTER the nation. \VOMEN'S il). Pctt.t!..t, ){,·g.ttLt 111 l.t.:l-.,,111\ tlk .\ltct ,, 'llong -.ho\\ tn g ""'' \\ t.:l· h­ La't 'e""''n·, meet ROWING " \\'c ·' c been conccn I l11nlb. cnd ttl I .mlt,·ld 111 lh 111 '>1 ral·c of the aga111't Ld1i~h aJ,o trat1ng a lut on 'peed .111d < >n thc11 tr.tlllt 1 Ill )I tl, "Jlltng. 'ea"'>n. the De l.tl\ .tiC 'Jlarhcd ICn\IOn hCl\\Cell technique ... 'he -.aid lkl.t\\ .tl t.: '"" l.ll'L' ·'Ill' \I tlt• \\limen·, Ill\\ 111g team'' til att..:mptto 1h..: 1110 'chtH>k Camphell ,;ud. "\\'..: :u..: al"aY' !Puhtng to tnlpnnc large'! 't:h•"''' 111 the·"'" 11 ltdlll!.! CO!llllllte lhL'II \\ lllfltllg \1 :t) \ tllllllll - " Dunng the no1 icc race. we \\Crc on our time' and get hcttt.:t. .. P"" crhllu'c \\ ''""ll'tn 1"11\\ ''hen tl tra1 c), to Pcnn-.1 II am.t \\Cll ah..:ad of !the :'l lountalll The: l l..:n' enter thi ' \\Ceht'llll'' Kuhl.t "·"d ,h, '' l'k·'"'" \\ 11h tlw to t.thc on I ehtgh !Ia"!.." 1... 'he \.tid. compcttiHlll frc'>h oil a 'tellar perfot ""' 1h..: '""'"n h., t.nll·l.nl \lllh t.,,'llllll i),ttl.l lfallllll\IIHI \.ltd 'ht.: I' "Th..:n . Pill' of llllf 11a1' kllnut and mancc Ia" I \1 l'l'h .11 the l all ft eld lh,· lll;lJ,.l· If' 11! Iill' ll' 1 II , \c'!lt.:d ,ti>Ptll 1hc upconltii J:! r.tcc 1h1' tht.:) ended up" lllll tll~ th..: t.:\t.:llt .. Regall,l. \\ tllllln ~ thtct.: of fllllt t.tc'L'' " \\ ,· h.1\c' .tlnl,tl, •I t11 tl '''·' llantnlltiHI ,,ud 111 addttH>n 111 the a!.!:tltht \l.t"'.tchu,ctt' .wd I .lllftl'id II II I{ I \II \\ I •k l'l"t \1 ,·ch..:nd. ,h,· '·"" ' \\ ,· .tltl'.td\ '·'' ·tt· Four mcmhcr-. of tlw \\onwn·., nn,ing h.-am prepare for an " \\ t• .Ill' h·•th U!ltlt"J1llll'd rt\ ,Jk. IIIL't.:l '-i.tllltd.tl . the le an!'" .tl'lt looh , Cnnftdcnce '' the tc.nn·, lll;llll ll'Ctlld th.lll 1.1,1 ll'.ll upcoming n•n· Ja.,t "t'a..on. The lll'll'- ran· tmnorro\\ at Lehigh. 'he , ·tt.J " II \1 1Htld hl' gtL\t l IO dn 111 ~ fill\\ .tid to tht" '>l'"'"n·, Dad \atl , tr.lle~~ ag.alll,tlhe ;\!.ntnl.llll lla\1 "' jpsjde UD Facts, Figures and Notes • Outdoor track seaiOO preview Moderacki's six-goal explosion • Preview of rowing's race was the highest goal output for against Lehigh a Hens player since Sarah • Softball preview Edwards cored seven vs. Penn ••••••• .see page B7 State April 2, 2000. www.rcvicw.udel.edu March 22, 2002 • B8 Commentary B RIAN PAKETT Hens fall short against Towson

This five-goal spurt proved to be the decid­ ing factor as the game progressed. Delaware falls The first Towson goal came with 3:37 into the game when sophomore midfielder Amy despite six goals Middletown found an opening after a Delaware pena)ty to tie the game at one. Ten· seconds later, the Tigers scored again by Moderacki when sophomore midfielder Caitlin Marshall drove down the field uncontested and slashed In Memory BY CRAIG SHERMAN through the Hens' defense to give Towson a 2- Sports Editor 1 edge. In its second home game of the season, the Two of the next three Tigers' goals came Delaware women's lacrosse team found them­ from rhree position opportunities, as they again of a fan selves in the same set of conditions that found holes in Delaware's defense. occurred in their last game. Then finally with 13:13 left in the half, the efore I begin, I'd like to Last Wednesday in their home opener Hens were finally able to place a dent in clarify that I have never against Rutgers, the Hens (2-2, 1-2 Colonial Towson's lead when senior midfielder Corinne met or had even heard of Athletic Association) faced a steady rain that Shuck ran along the back of the zone and came 13-year-old Brittanie Cecil m lasted most of the game. in along the left side behind the net to score to before Saturday March 16, Against Towson Wednesday night, the rain cut the deficit to 5-2. the day tragedy struck. that lasted the entire day 'had ended, but the Delaware's success proved to be short lived, However, I will do my best to intro­ wind continued to send chills down the spines however, as the Tigers scored two more times duce you to someone who is most like­ of the Delaware faithful as the game began. over the next six minutes to increase their lead ly just like most of you who reading are The weather might have been similar, but to 7-2 with 7:35 left in the half. this right now: The ordinary sports fan. the outcome was different this time around as These Towson goals showed a Hens squad The eighth grade honor student the Hens were defeated 12- ll by the Tigers. unable to make a defensive stop or obtain a from Twin Valley South Middle School The Delaware loss snapped a seven­ number of solid looks at the net. right outside of Dayton, Ohio, was game winning streak against Towson that dated Over the next six minutes, both teams bat­ probably very excited as she was back to 1997. tled for control of the ball, with Delaware preparing to celebrate her 14th birthday THE REVIEW/File Photo The Hens began the contest scoring right out finally coming out ahead when sophomore Senior midfielder Brooke Mulligan looks to shoot the ball through two defenders ear­ Wednesday March 20. of the gate when Delaware junior attacker midfielder Michelle Campolettano gathered lier this season. The Hens host James Madison tomorrow at noon at Rullo Stadium. Do you remember your 14th birth­ Kateri Linville tallied an unassisted goal 49 the ball and ran in for the open net tally to day? Balloons, presents, family and As the first half ended, the Hens were seconds into the game, giving the Hens a 1-0 make the score 7-3 with 1:47left. · Then with 4:43 remaining, sophomore friends. forced to adjust and improve their defensive advantage. Delaware was able to score once more attacker Shannon Kron found Moderacki along Four days prior to the day of cele­ performance if they hoped to turn the game the left side of the net for the goal, to cut the From that point on, however, it was the before the half ended when senior attacker bration, curly blonde and dimple smil­ around in their favor. Tigers' lead to 12-9. Tigers (3-3, 2-2 CAA) who remained in control Ashley Moderacki scored on a three-position The second half began the same way the ing Brittanie Cecil walked into offensively by scoring five straight goals to chance, cutting Towson's lead to 7-4 after the Less than two minutes later, Moderacki Nationwide in Ohio and handed first half ended when Moderacki drove through arena take a 5-l lead. first 30 minutes of the game ended. recovered the loose ball in front of the goal and the usher her ticket, which, according the middle of the zone for an unassisted goal fell to the ground, but was still able to fmd the to family friends, was an early birthday two minutes into the half to pull Delaware back of the net and cut Towson's lead to 12-l0 . gift from her father. . within 7-5. With momentum on its side, Delaware con~ This was the same ticket that con­ The Tigers then scored two tinued to attempt a late.-game come­ tained the following disclaimer on the straight goals to increase their lead back when Moderacki' scored her back. to 9-5 with 25:20 left in the game, WoMEN's career-high sixth goal of the day ''Pucks flying into spectator areas culminating when Towson junior with 2:01 left to make the contest ll L ACROSSE can cause serious injury. Be alert." midfielder Melissa Gamer battled one goal affair at 12-ll. Brittanie was anxiously anticipating her way in front of the Hens' net for However, the Hens were able to an exciting NHL match-up between the tally. Towson 12 ~ get a number of chances at the net, her beloved Columbus Blue Jackets Delaware battled back, though, Hens 11 but were unable to place the ball and the Calgary Aames. and recorded two straight goals of ______.._ past Towson sophomore goalkeeper The outcome of the contest, howev­ its own to cut the lead to 9-7. Jessica O' Connell, who captured 16 saves and er, would prove to be a truly insignifi­ First, senior midfielder Brooke Mulligan the victory. ' cant aspect of the game. scored a goal along the right side of the net. After the game, Delaware head coach Sitting 15 rows above the ice and Then, with 20:46 left Shuck found an open- Denise Wescott said she was disappointed with behind the goal, innocent Brittanie was ing on a three-position play and scored. the team's defense as a whole. , struck in the forehead with the hard, six The Tigers again proved to be too quick "We gave up too many goals early on," she ounce frozen rubber puck that was offensively, as they scored two more goals to said. "Our defense has a lot of new faces and inadvertently deflected into the stands increase their lead to 11-7 with 17 minutes left we have to get all our slides in faster." by Flames defenseman Derek Morris in the game. However Wescott said she was pleased with after Columbus center Espen From this point on. the Hens' defense was the team's second half rally. Knutsen's fired a slap shot from the able to clamp down on defense limiting "The good thing was we didn' t fold or back point. Towson to only final score of the contest and at up," she said. "It's a shame we didn't pull it out Brittanie died from a skull fracture the same time beginning a rally of its own. because we worked really hard to comeback. two days later. Moderacki tallied a goal with 11 :42 left The Hens will try to get back on the winning "Brinanie was a sweet, beautiful Photo when she converted another three-position side when they host James Madison tomorrow and loving young girl, who brought joy Sophomore attacker Shannon Kron tries to beat two defenders down the field ear­ chance to bring Delaware to within ll-8. at noon. to all her family, friends dnd acquain­ lier this season. The Hens were defeated 12-11 by Towson at home Wednesday night. tances. We loved her very much and will miss her dearly. We know she is with God now and we will celebrate her life and memory forever," her par­ ents said in a statement Wednesday pelaware looks to tame the Tigers night. "She was like an Angel," · family friend Tammy Straszheim added. for battle," he said. "There's no love [Junior attacker Ryan] Oblaj is a It is unfortunate that it is only when Hens take on lost between these two lacrosse pro­ strong and physical attackman who tragic incidents such as this occur that grams." can go with both hands." the lives of the ordinary fans are spo­ The match-up is one that poses a Reppert quarterbacks this deep ken about. Towson, No. lot of problems for an injury-riddled, scoring attack which is complement­ The fans serve as the first domino in defensively depleted Delaware squad. ed by a strong first midfield line led the world of professional sports - In their most recent loss to the by senior Josh Tankersley, who without fans, owners bring in no rev­ 10 in nation Terrapins, the Hens (2-3) suffered Shillinglaw said is "probably the best enue. Without revenue, the players do multiple lapses on the defensive end. shooter in Division I." not get paid and the game is not played. BY MATT DASILVA Maryland read the Delaware slides The Hens will go as far as their In a situation in which no one is to Spons Editor and was able to move the top-scoring rnidfielders blame, the average fan is nearly com­ While still licking its wounds from ball around the cage will take them. pletely ignored by the media in today's last Saturday's 16-5 thrashing at the patiently for good looks in MEN's This point proved society. bands of No. 5 Maryland, the front of the net. true against Maryland We all have heard of Michael Delaware men's lacrosse team will Help defense around LACROSSE when sophomore Ryan Jordan, Babe Ruth, Wayne Gretzlcy attempt to snap a two-game losing ·the crease will be another Metzbower (12 goals), and Joe Montana. streak tomorrow at Towson. key against a Tigers team and juniors Brad Downer None of us had ever heard of As a long-time rival of the Hens, that has failed to score double-digit (7) and R.C. Reed (7) were held Brittanie Cecil before the tragic inci­ the No. 10 Tigers are also corning off goals just once in the last 16 games. scoreless for the game. dent. a loss to a top-10 opponent in No. 4 Senior attacker Brad Reppert leads "They have to play a lot better," Last year around this time, several Virginia, 13-8. Towson (2-2) with 11 goals and seven Shillinglaw said. "R.C. and Brad need members of The Review staff, myself Delaware narrowly missed out on assists already this season. to be a lot more on cage with their included, laughed and lauded at the an upset when the two teams met in Shillinglaw said although Reppert shots as well as Ryan." story we ran that involved an internet America East action last season, is certainly dangerous, he i's just one However, Shillinglaw said the site's creation of "people cards" in dropping a I 0-7 deci ~ion to Towson of many potent threats the Tigers major burden in this contest would which the ordinary members of our last March. throw out on the field. fall on the shoulders of the longpoles. nations community were being fea­ Hens head coach Bob Shillinglaw "It's a case of choose your poison "We're trying to straighten some tured on trading cards. said he expects the same kind of to be honest," he said. "[Junior things out on the defensive end, both I'm sure every person reading this intensity to come out of tomorrow's attacker Kyle] Campbell is an unbe­ close and midfield," he said. "[Senior right now can tell me about the John contest. lievable finisher who can catch and goaltender] David Mullen played an Leclair rookie card he or she owns "We're looking at it as preparing make adjustments near the cage. outstanding game against Maryland. that's worth nine dollars or about the We need Mullen to be a strong fac­ Mike Piazza Special Edition Fleer All­ tor." Star Platinum Edition Card worth 30 Mu1len, whose 77 saves this sea­ bucks. son place him fourth on Delaware's However, John Leclair, Mike Piazza all-time list (467 career), has started and every other professional athlete is all five games for the Hens this sea­ worth no more or no less than Brittanie son. Cecil was. He said he sees some glaring prob­ In light of this incident, at least to lems that, if rectified, could tum this me anyway, "people cards" don't look campaign around for Delaware. like such a laughable idea. "A win [against Towson] could Brittanie Cecil's rookie card, with a definitely swing our season in anoth­ picture of her kneeling next to a soccer er direction," be said. "We could get ball would be worth just as much as a on a roll." Derek Jeter Rookie card. When asked what the key factors Recognition. would be in getting the all-important We are all guilty of failing to recog­ conference win, Mullen named a few. nize the 'other' people involved in the "Ground balls, face-offs and sports world. putting people down on the ground," . This is why l took the time out to he said. "We aJso need to get a couple give everyone a brief introduction to of goals, of course.'" Brittanie Cecil . Given the Tigers' heralded scoring Happy Birthday Brittanie. capabilities, "a couple" might not cut it. The Hens wili find out tomorrow Brian Pake11 is a managing sports THE REVIEW/Lauren De