■ Pact U ■ Pap 13 IP*. 17 AHkarfeMiMMii From East 10 West % Loving and caring owntrs needed to feed, 77ii> Asian Student Union and the Women's soccer and field hockey fall in water and provide shelter for homeless University Program Board team up for the first weekend of their respective NCAA animals*See SPCAfor details. fourth annual culture show. Tournaments. ..UW fft •—^ James Madison University Sunny Hit*: 49 HEfBREEZEE # Low: 34 NAACR BSA protest budgeting Groups argue SGA committee's decision to revoke front-end budget status BY DAVID CLEMENTSON night on whether or not to con- "This is SGA's biannual SGA's contingency account. committee, junior Bellamy news editor tinue the groups' FEB status. review of front-end budgeted After holding an emergency Brown, voted to approve the FEB NAACP and the Black In addition to |MU's organizations," SGA President meeting Wednesday night, status of NAACP, while three Student Alliance face elimination National Association for the levar Stoney said. "Each FEB NAACP leaders sent a mass e- members voted against it — jun- as front-end budgeted organiza- Advanced of Colored People has a chance to say how mail to supporters about ior Glenn Bukowski, sophomore tions by the Student Government and BSA. the other seven they'n' still in line with their Thursday night's finance com- Wesley Hedgepeth and sopho- Association after the SGA organizations that an* funded mission statement." mittee meeting. "Everybody more Melissa Laughner. Seniors Finance Committee Thursday on the front-end by SGA with By being h-ont-end budget- sent the word out fairly quick- Joe Hill and Mary Beth (ames night voted to cut them. student fee funds aiv: Campus ed, student groups have large ly," senior Shawn Harris, a and junior committee chairman After more than 70 con- Assault ResponsF, Panhellenic line-item budgets guaranteed member of NAACP, said. "We Mike Goodman did not vote. cerned members packed the Council. lnU'rl:r.iU'rnit\ for the following fiscal year. just wanted to make sure we Brown, Hill and (ames voted M-vn ( \msi 11 mmtM /hmgnplm halls of the library to attend the Council, Student Ambassadors, Other non-FEB groups are limit- had a fair shot and a fair chance to continue BSA's funding, SGA President Law Stoney, committee's meeting, the full SGA, University Program ed to receiving no more than like everyone else." right, speakt to supporters. SGA senate will vote tomorrow Board and Sports Club Council. $4,000 thmughout the year from One member of the finance see SGA, page 5
Lights, camera, action Hines' touchdown in OT lifts Dukes BY DAN BOWMAN Raymond Hines was able to run assistant sports editor untouched into the end zone, In the wake of what looked giving the Dukes the 34-31 win. to be another disastrous ending "I think we probably made to a football season, coach some plays today we hadn't Approaching Mickey Matthews finally was been making," Matthews said given something to smile about. referring to both Cooke's play winter brings The Dukes pulled a stunning and the defensive stop by. 34-31 overtime upset of the Bradshaw in overtime. "I rising threat College of William & Mary thought the way we played in Saturday, that not only brought overtime really was encourag- of meningitis IMt within i ing for our future. 1 was con- BY JANE MCHLGH one win of Saturday cerned at the end of regulation, senior writer .500 for the but we really played well on As winter nears, experts say season, but I both sides of the ball." cases of meningitis will increase ■bo virtually Tl Bradshaw, who subsequent- and people should be aware of knocked the ly was named Atlantic 10 defen- the infection and its preventa- Tribe out of sive player of the week, said, bve methods. postseason "On the sack, 1 knew 1 was com- There are two main types of contention. ing free. The back came meningitis, said Linda Smith, In overtime, after freshman towards me, and then I avoided associate director of the linebacker Isai Bradshaw him, and then I was right there, University Health Center. sacked W&M quarterback Dave right in his face." According to a handout fn»m Corely for a loss of seven yards, Cooke said that improved the Health Center, a person may the Tribe's Greg Kuehn kicked a concentration and more produc- contract either viral or bacterial 42-yard field goal to give the tive practices were the key to his meningitis, the latter being mon- W&M a 31-28 lead. The Dukes playing well against the Tribe, severe, which "may result in had one final chance to score, while motivation to win came brain damage, hearing loss or and on second -and-nine from from the seniors. learning disability " the 24-yard line, freshman quar- "When we came out it was Both?1 pesarcaninfectkmofa terback Jayson Cooke, who 'let's do it for the seniors,'" person's spinal cord ft* .*d as well replaced sophomore quarter- Cooke said. "It was their last as the fluid that surrounds the back Matt LeZotte midway home game, they've been with brain, according to the brochure through the second quarter, was us for leadership through the Additionally, according to able to scramble 23 yards, down whole season, so 1 think it was Smith, the two types are associat- to the one-yard line. Two plays ed with the same symptoms, most later, red-shirt freshman tailback see JMUS, page 18 commonly including high fever, severe headache and stiff neck. "It can start out as mimicking flu symptoms [but) the differ- ence is mat the headache is not subtle |and the symptoms) increase pretty rapidly," Smith said. Symptoms usually appear within a few days after exposure to the virus or bacteria, she said. People are "encouraged to seek medical assistance immedi- ately if they feel these symp- * toms." she said. "Early recogni- tion of the iiilectkm is crucial and prompt treatment is important." Furthermore, Smith said that HANNA MARTINSONA mlnhunnt phdmitntphtr even if a person has sought A new stoplight at the Intersection of Forest Hills and Port Republic roads will medical help, if their symptoms be In working order by Dae. 1, according to the traffic engineer responsible for IKA\ is c"11\<;f \HII/Mtfor atougnyfcw the construction of the light, Rusty Campbell. "All that Is left Is to run a wire Redehlrt sophomore tailback Rondel liaalii rushes during see MENESGITIS. page 5 and put up the lights and camera," Campbell said. Saturday's 34-31 overtime win over the College ot WNUam 4 Mary.
Students to sign up Upcoming meteor shower illuminated for alternative breaks Professor explains meteor dynamics BY GAYLE BOWERMAN according to Alexander. He said BY GARRET HILLER local vendors, Bertram said. contributing writer it likely will be the strongest senior writer Various organizations like In preparation for the meteor meteor storm since 1966, when The Alternative Spring Break Madison Dance, New and showers taking place tonight the Earth passed through the program will hold a sleepover in Improv'd and Madison Prefect and tomorrow, a physics profes- trail left by the comet. the College Center Grand will perform for students in the sor spoke on meteors and comets "Monday night the Earth will Ballroom Wednesday evening as ballroom, according to Bertram. Friday night in Miller Hail. pass through the trail from a prelude to sign-ups for domes- The performances start at 8 p.m. "literally the whole sky will 1767," he said, "and Tuesday tic trips the following morning and a different group performs be lit up with falling stars," night the trail from 1866. Because Students can arrive at the every half hour until 1 am, Associate Physics Professor of the way that the Earth is posi- ballroom starting at 5 p m Bertram said. William Alexander told the 60 tioned, Europe will get the show Wednesday to receive their pri- ASB sign-ups previously planetarium attendees during on Monday and the eastern part ority numbers in line. Between were held in Wilson Flail but his two 60-minute presentations. of North America will witness it 6:30 and 7:30 p.m. they can with increasing turnout for sign- wPk&&§m "You might sec flashes of light, on Tuesday." leave to get sleeping bags or ups, the College Center or streaks of light, all originating For best viewing, Alexander food. However, it they are not Ballroom was selected to accom- from the same point. We might said he recommends that stu- back at the ballroom by 730 modate the growing level of be seeing anywhere between 70 dents go outside at about 430 p.m. when attendance is taken, interest, according to Bertram. and 100 per minute." a.m. Tuesday and look east. If they will lose their place in Una, "This is our first time in the March 3 l*9i. The coWtVpath (indicated by ihe red line) Tonight and tomorrow's one is facing Wilson Hall on the senior Kristen Bertram. ASB co- Grand Ballroom," Bertram said. I intersects the otbit ol Ea»rV.fr«prti«ni»d by the green iphere| storm, referred to as the Leonids Quad, he said, east is in the coordinator, said. "We used to be in Wilson but we I In two ploces. The grey lubilance near the intersection of tke meteor shower, is composed of direction of Warren Hall. The night before nip sign- outgrew it — we were sleeping I comet's path and the Earth's orbil represents the point where the debris left by the Comet The comet completes its ups is an event in itself with out in the halls and all over the I the cornel's debris was (rapped in the gravitational pull 55/Tempel-Tuttle when it elliptical orbit every 33.2 years, food provided by Buffalo Wild passed through Earth's orbit Wings, Papa John's and other see ASB. page 5 v\KMIMVKnY/«>i«"n first in 1767 and later in 1866. set METEOR, page 5 «. 2 I THE BREEZE I MONDAY. 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She currently has fix computer issues that stu- gram, expecting to graduate in BRIAN ( I >KJ i<; u'> rh. BY CLARK NLSSLLRODT ect since July, said |MU is tnuul to mil sodaj life and Senior Amanda helps to promote understand- contributing writer very fortunate to have been -64- thought, but also continues as a Wattenmaker, president of ing, awareness and acceptance Carrier Library has now able to take advantage of living part of it," he said. Hillel, JMU's Itudenl Jewish in the community. become one of only three depos- such an impressive collec- The Jewish Media Clark also added that this fellowship group, said ihe According to I -ike," I think it itories in Virginia that will tion. "We were lucky that Fund has presented a OOflecHon will be able to be wa-. MTV txdtM to Me thai is sjn excellent resource to have, house the entire Jewish Heritage there was already an organ- Checked OUl bv the general pub- JMU would become home to and it gives people at JMU and Video Collection. ized collection in the area of great opportunity to lic. "We want the community such an impressive collection in the local community a source The collection, which con- Jewish studies," he said. involved," he said. "This collec- HUM- have definitely not fbr answers u> questions they sists of about 200 feature and "The Jewish Media Fund has take advantage of a tion can be loaned outside, just been widely publicized might have about Judaism, but documentary films, is a project presented a great opportuni- great collection. like a public library." resources for Students who never Sited before of the Jewish Media Fund. ty to take advantage of a Although the collection is are pursuing social science Of According 101 prose release According to its official Web great collection." -Jeff Clark valued at approximately histon resources in that from Media Relations, in site, the Jewish Media Tund is a Although Clark does not director, Media Resources and $10,000, Carrier Library only area," Wattenmaker said. addition to the \ ideos in Ihe non-profit organisation that has feel that entire courses will be Gassroom Technology had to commit $2,500'to the Wattenmaker also added that collection, study guides on dif- been working since IW2 in the built around these works, he project, Clark said. He said it is important to know the IHT ferent aspects of Jewish life advancement of Jewish educa- said there are many different the Charles H Revson foun- itage of different people in order also will be available. tion through film and television. programs on campus that will dation matched Carrier to gain a global perspective Parts of the collection Jeff Clark, JMU's director be able to use this resource to JMU offers a unique opportuni- Library's funds, and the »labby I ake, a sophomore already are being cataloged at of Media Resources and their advantage. ty to become educated about a Jewish Media Fund will pro- who serves as publicity chair for t ante Library, and the entire Classroom Technology, who "Having the Jewish Heritage specific religious and cultural \ iilc the remaining $5,000 to Hillel said it is important to have collection should be complete- has been pursuing this proj- Video ( ollection available at heritage that's not onlv foundj- bring the collection to JMU. resources like this because it by January, according to Clark. Education professors comment on pre-service teacher program BY MATT LIBHRATI leathers wrote | paper sum- 64 technology as a "way to staff writer marizing their experience and expand learning beyond the Discussing techniques for research conclusions. Harrisonburg is the classroom' and the need to pre-service teaching, two edu- Broaddus said the program stress the "importance of the cation professors spoke benefited PBBSHVlOS tea. hers second most diverse dis. ussion board" when pre- Thursday afternoon in Health by giving "students a greau i school district in senting the different require- and Human Services Building view of literacy" and increasing ments ,>t the cats study. room 1301. "personal learning." the state. She outlined several posi- The pre-service, or student, Broaddus also discussed tive and negative aspects of teaching program ptOVklei weaknesses in the program. — Charles Watson using the onhui' discussion JMU pre-service teachers an She said undergraduates tell direclw. school of education system. She sauT most of the opportunity to research and test uncomfortable writing and positive impacts involved a struggling 4th or 5th grade choosing appropriate materi- -»5 multiple users being able to reading student in a local ele- als for the elementary school \ iew and comment on specif- mentary school. In their talks, children. She also spoke tlu Importance ol drversttj hie ic problems. The forum gave the professors focused on the about the lack of urban diver- ,ilso said malenal quantity and undergraduates multiple effectiveness and results of the sity within the program and quality are "directly related to perspecth es on different pn>gram by studying and inter- the difficulty of picking funding" and materials are pur- challenges and created an preting undergraduate journals materials to help improve chasad and used based on rec- excellent en* uonment for and responses online. slate test performance ommendations from surmund- active problem solving tech- Karen Broaddus, assistant ( harles Watson, director ot ingschool liistruN niques according to Jetton. education professor, spoke the school of education, said. Associate professor of edu- She highlighted instructor about the format of the case "Harrisonburg is the second cation Tamara L Jetton spoke input and Iru rtSjed depth of studies and used student most diverse school district in about the online portion ot the issues as other positive journal responses and papers the state," and since then are no program. Undergraduate stu- impacts of the forum. to make points. Each preser- urban cities near JMU, nothing dents participated in an online Negahw BepeCb of the vice teacher took notes and can be done to facilitate urban discussion forum to discuss online forum also were dis- tested the progress of their learning He slid urban learn- their individual case studies t ussed letton said that since the elementary school student, ing is different front traditional with the struggling elemental v forum only could handle writ- Faculty members from the College of Education speak on she said. At the end of the learning becuase it incorporates school readers, ins said. Jetton ten responses, gestures and oral aspects of Instruction Involving pre-servlce teachers Thursday. semester, the JMU pre-service teaching with an emphasis im discussed the importance of irspoiws wen1 lost 4 | THE BREEZE I MONDAY, NOV. 18, 2002 News \n \II\H fnmr*gtI IN |MI SGA food drive to benefit area charities are holding their weekly it 7 p m in Taylor ill For more inform 'Madison Challenge'fosters strong relationship with community mail diazlm m usii www.jmu.edu, BY OAYLI BOWIRMAN ship with the Harrisonhurg to be placed in the sidewalk by contributing writer community," SGA President the Alumni Center Various student oiganiza- I ewStonty Mdd The second-place club wins HTH 458 s M ttora will a>mjx'k' this wmfc in According to Bnukwell. a tree movie screening ot their Programming Committee will "Madison C huenflB/ .1 Kind- the organization! currently choice at C.rafton-Stovall in inform.ition booth nWns drive tocoDecl non-per- participating are Theatre from University entitled "Sa\ ishable ftxxl (or Mercy House Boarder line. Gymnastics Program Board, Brockwell Shedding light on college stu- and other community charities Club, JMU Dietetic*, Mid Ihird place earry. the (rorn ll The Student Government Madison Marketing right to paint one of two rock- i to 2 p.m. in the Association's Community Association and SGA. ing chairs to be placed in i ml fnm 431 Att.iirs Committee organized Greater Madison, an alumni lavlor Down Under. p m ,u UREC. the event and asks that dona- group on campus, also is col- According to Brockwell, tions be dropped off at the lecting, although thev are ludging will be proportionate i Ian Yourorsky, national lectur- si, \ ..trice, Taylor 234, by not competing. to the number of members in er fo. People For II; Thursday, Nov. 21, according Brockwell said the SGA an organi/,!tion I or example. Ireatment Of Animals will to a flyer from SGA. currently is accepting clubs a club with 30 members that speak .11 7 p.m in Taylor 203 The food will be donated to and organizations that want to donates 150 cans of food tor nion' information on this local families before Participate. "No one has would win over a club with wellness passport event. e-mail Thanksgiving, according to rought anything in yet. so 300 members that donates the TmumflyaVad.can. Jennv Brock well, chairperson any clubs that are interested in same amount. of SGA's Community Affairs joining are still welcome," Stoney, who said he pro- Domestic Attemativi Committee. The committee Brockwell said posed (he Idea, said he learned Break sign-ups begbi al 7 IJB. will talk tot.ils this weekend Brockwell said the winning of the concept while browsing Thursday in the< oUej and announce the winner of organization will receive a I aatent Kentucky University's Ballroom, ll i- tne competition alter pizza party with JMU SGA Web site. There, students tli.it students save their spots Thanksgiving break. President I in wood Rose, for spelled out the school initials in line by spending Wi "We tried to look for a gnmp which local Domino's Pfasi on the football field with col- I AM 111 I \RK/ ^^gu^ The JMU Adult ^n\ ^n% Degree Program ^ej ^^ meeting took place at Only thr reezes left .eM noon Thursday at the ■ *■■ v.JkM Paul Street House. 1 'flt^^^k] Leah Glngerich (left). ster. ■ of Harrisonburg, this writes down informa- tion on how to com- plete a bachelor's degree through a cus- tomized program of Don't miss your chance study. The meeting addressed steps to take after going back to write for News. yp- to school to earn your college degree. For more Information on Contact David or Khalil at x8-6699. the Adult Degree Program, call x8- rf1 ^^^^^^^^^ ■^ 6824 or e-mail Vickie Lllley. Adult Learning Services Coordinator, ■■Ml'fl \ at adult-degree-pr HUE LOVJ-MAN/tfcfl?phmgrupher Aquatic ami Fitness Instructors Needed at Augusta Medical Center *%*m AMC currently has relief positions available in our Lifetime Fitness Center for Aquatic Instructors and Fitness Instructors. The qualified A comedian and recovered \>^ applicant must have appropriate certification through a National anorexic talks about the organization. CPR and first aid certification One year teaching dangers, prevention, and experience required. Must be flexible with scheduling. recovery from Eating NO BENEFITS. 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CARLOS ALEMAN ASHLEY NIMMO assistant professor sophomore see latter, pace 8 ■M column, below ASHLEY NIMMO BREEZE READER'S VIEW Rain thought of ANt>4tajGUARAWTEr |FJ> VC THIS I'LL NE.VEK ' SA^E AfrAIN? in positive light Everyone seems lo hate the amount of rain that we have been having recently. Myself included. In fact, I'm going todo -OK VkfcJKN a rough estimate and say that 65 When I walk around percent of the voiced complaints on these rainy c about how much the rain sucks have been compliments of mine At any rate, I realized that my days, all I see is complaining about the rain was not going to make it go away, vast quantities of unless of course I complained a black umbrellas. whole lot and with such author- ity that the rain just packed its bags and went running back to its real home in Seattle But I'm too lazy to do that, so I should other wholesome activities, make the most of all the rain. such as staring at the ceiling or Here is my list of what to do playing Snood. Doing this also when Harrisonburg suddenly really would put JMU on the resembles a Costa Rican rain map. Aren't you tired of being forest, sans poisonous frogs and ranked 15th and 25th for vari- nice, warm weather. ous other superlatives7 Start bottling the rain water Wouldn't you rather be ranked and selling it for exorbitantly No. 1 for once, as in the No. 1 high prices to our drought-rid- school where people don't take den neighbors in Charlotesville showers and instead choose to You're probably thinking, walk around naked in the rain? "Wow, that's a great idea, and I If your friends didn't want to bet the girl who came up with visit before, you better believe that idea is incredibly attractive they will now. That is, if your and intelligent." All of this is friends are sick perverts who true. But I already have been like to see people walking to performing the said activity for class naked in the rain. months now so it would be Make the rain an excuse for futile for you to attempt to copy having a fashion show of sorts. HOUSE EDITORIAL me. I just wanted to mention it Now, you might be saying, so that everyone would appreci- "Hey Ms. Smarty Pants, didn't ate the true maniacal genius that you just say that we should be I am. I have accumulated over naked?" Well, that I did. But you Consumers must also take responsibility S5 million from selling water, can use your umbrellas as your which I currently am using to new personal statement. When I She was our rock, our sav- which is reported to charge This was probably the heads- buy a palace and a cast of mon- ing grace, our backbone $4.99 per minute Over six mil- up to many patrons, but there walk around on these rainy keys to perform an off- days, all I see is vast quantities when we didn't have one. lion people made the call, had to be a few that called back Broadway reindition of "Les She was Miss Cleo. Bui now apparently thinking that wondering what Miss Cleo of black umbrellas. Take this Has the term "buyer Miserables." If you promise to opportunity to fancy things up a it seems that Miss Cleo although all other 900 numbers had seen about their future in strike up my aquiantinship and allegedly is nothing more cost money, this one was free. her crystal ball slumber. bit. Put a bunch of rhinestones beware" been lost buy me Crystal Clear Pepsi — that say "disco umbrella" on than a Los Angeles-born There's a point when the Has the term "buyer which 1 have been craving since woman "trading fortunes victims might be causing part on this segment of beware" been lost on this seg- your polyester friend who pro- 19V> — maybe you can stay in tects you from the rain and, if told (or a fortune lost" of their own pain. This ment of our population? Are my palace too. I even could let Call me for your $80 our population? skating on wet leaves hasn't woman's TV ads say she is a these the same people that buy you hang out with the monkeys, reading? According to the made you cool, this act will. Or psychic. It's a cliche point, but soft pretzels off street comers but I'm warning you, they are a Nov. 15 issue of the Daily it's a good one: If she's really then complain when they get better yet, add some water- bunch of French-speaking friendly fashions like lace and News-Record, "the compa- a psychic, why does she need stomach aches? drama queens. nies behind Miss Cleo's to make money off other peo- be punished and taken off the It's not to say that psychic velour to your umbrella and Nothing looks cooler than you will be the talk of the town. psychic hotline (Access ple. Can't she just predict lot- air. But who are these 2,000 reader's aren't legitimate. The pretending to figure skate on Blame the rain for every- Resource Services Inc. and tery numbers? people who actually decided ignorance here comes in the wet leaves. Really, just bust out Psychic Reader's Network The Federal Trade that this mystical woman with consumer and company rela- thing. Failed a test? Say the on the commons with your incessant pitter patter of drops Inc.) agreed Thursday to Commission's Consumer her head wrap and Jamaican tionship Logically speaking, shiny leotard and a pound of of water drove you crazy and forgive $500 million in cus- Protection Chief Howard accent actually was talking to why would a company not makeup and start doing triple tomer bills to settle a feder- Beales is quoted arguing them personally? charge any money for its serv- you couldn't concentrate lutzes like there's no tomorrow. Caught cheating on your signif- al lawsuit alleging they against the companies. "I'm The article reports that ices and still be able to have Why not bring a partner? I guar- icant other? Explain that you fleeced callers hoping to no psychic but I can foresee callers who dialed the magical commercials plastered all antee that if you do this every- couldn't see through all of the glimpse the future." this: If you make deceptive digits were harassed with up to over late-night cable access onewill be envious. The claims state that rain, and you really thought that claims, there is an FTC action 10 calls a day from the agency, channels? Perhaps these cus- Stop taking showers. Just although Miss Cleo's ads in your future." Yes, any per- usually recordings that "Miss tomers really did assume that Swedish model was your girl- walk around naked in the rain. friend or boyfriend. Can't make advertise a free reading, callers son or company making Cleo had a dream about them she was making her money What is a shower, anyway? are redirected to a 900 number you car payments? You know deceptive claims in ads should and they should call back." off the Florida Lottery. lust a 15 minute waste of your day when you could be doing set RAIN, page H TrWfe reeze Editor Jeamne Gajewski Darts Darts A Pals are submitted anonymously Managing editor Travis Cling*npee 1 and pnnied on a space-cnwIaMe basis. •u- mtm§* Gall Chapolini Submissions are based upon one person s Newt editor David Clementson opinion of a given situation, person or e\ent Neiit editor khjhl Garriott and do not necessarily nrflect the truth. Pats Attt news editor Kyra Papalil Opinion editor fesaica Haneburv E-mail darts and pats lo bree/edp@ hotmail.com Style editor Brenna Walton Atst style editor Alison Fargo Focus editor Lisa Marietta Pat... Dart... Sports editor Drew Wilson A "these-pretzels-are-making-me-thirsty" A"girls-don't-play?" dart to the columnist who Ai$t sports editor Dan Bowman pal to a certain junior girl for surprising me at attempted lo educate us about players, yet neg- Copy editor Lucia Lodato work the other day. lected to mention that there are also female ver- Copy editor Launrn York Sent in by a senior guy who thinks you're a sions of the species. Photo editor Rachelle Lacroix sweetheart and appreciates the gesture. Sent in by a junior who was miffed by your Photo editor Laura Dean ignorance of the fact that women can wreak emotional havoc jusl as well as guys. Art Director Richard Tharp Graphics Editor Sarah sun it/ Webmaster Theresa Sullivan Online editor Kevin Marinak Dart... Pat... A "right-back-at-ya" dart lo the Clifford A "way-to-end-the-home-season" pat to Online design editor Steve Cembrinski resident who screamed a certain expletive the football team. Adtnsers Flip De Luca repeatedly at 3 a.m. until someone let him Sent in by a graduating senior who faith- Alan Neckowlii into his building. fully has attended all home games for four From a sophomore who likes to get some years and couldn't be happier to see such an "To tlie press alone, chequered as if is with abuses, the world is sleep at night without having to worry about exciting game for her last one. indebted for all the triumphs u>hich haw been gained by drunk freshmen forgetting their JAC cards and reason and humanity over error and oppression." crying about it. — fames Madison EDITORIAL POLICY The house editorial reflect* the opinion of Ihc editorial hoard a* a whole, and it not Pat... Dart... accessanly the opinion of any individual slat! incmbci of The Breeze A "you-brought-help-and-smiles" pat A "honey-grow-a-backbone" dart to the girl Editorial Board: to the people who brought the pipin-hot- who stood outside ISAT Wednesday and took 11,1111111 Gawjoki Travb ' Ibiienpetl Jessica Haneburv verbal abuse from an immature guy who clearly I •hi.11 Managing. Fdll.tr <>pinion Kdllor chocolate and those who donated to make Homeless Night Out a huge success. needs some help in anger management I .'tier, lo the cdiior should he no more than **H> worth, columns should he no From a member of Alpha Phi Alpha Senl in by a concerned onlooker who thinks more than 1000 words, and both will be published on a space available basis you deserve some serious r-e-s-p-e-c-t They muu he delivered in /V Hrtue by noon Tuesday or *> p m Friday Fraternity, Inc. who slept on the com- The Brte:e reserves the nghl lo edil for claniy and spate mons comforted by JMU's contributions The opinion* in Ihis section do non necessarily reflect (he opinion of the to a good cause. newspaper, this stall, or James Madisoa University 8 I THE BREEZE MONDAY, NOV. 18,2002 OPINION FROM THE WIRE Schwarzenegger continues celebrity political connection With .ill the recoil pottttcal once m Mrrmoaota Bald "As s.von as we Start idea epitomizes a troubling sells newspapers and boosts Republican Party means that dsvssopinsnts, wh.it would you Schwarzenegger becked .1 implementing tins program, I trend t ejebrroes enlwlng poli- ratings possibly more so Arnold, a.k.a Jack Slater, expect to be the national proposition tor ,1 ni.irui.il.id will S.H. 111 be beck ■ rerhaps tics is nothing new: in 2000 because ii seems so absurd. Douglas Quald and Colonel media's focus m CaUfomJ ■ $500 million increase for berore- his 2tHk. campaign will focus alone, tor instance the GOP Rather than contextuali/ing John Matrix, could conceivably Bin? (he future ni national and after-school programs from entirely on irrelevant movie convention featured the Rock. stones on Schwarzenegger's win Ilk- nomination tour long tnd I*H.II government, per the state budget, the same references, [he campaign s*> .m<.\ Michael fordan did com- impending candidacy with wars from now, no responsible nape? Hie prospects for ,1 liber- budget that's already runnings gan could be "HastS la MSI.I. mercials for Hill Bradley; I lie reflection on the implication person could coneadei it likely al agenda with California's deficit Schwarzenegger a.k.a Hill I o,k\er' or "I'll .rush \our proSped ot celebrities IsUfns ot blurring the line between that this nun will be governor. mounting budget deficits? Not Mi I maze, Oman die Beifaerian head Crui Bustarnansa Maybe candidates to us like they sHi celebrity and politic the Afler all, Shwar/enegger hasn't the focus i" on Amok! and Conan the Destiuyec the Schwarzenegger 2ixv> can shoes or movies is alreaJv dsi media eats it Up. Bv then even mada M^ entertaining or Schwarzenegger. pushed tin rasa initutive hard palgri will go all out w ith action- turbine,. Hie idea of them sell- account, the only thing stand- pmhtable movie in si\ vears, and Apparently, tlx' lenminatoc and holptxi finance its publicity, padced comrnerdasi They ing themselves should send ing in the way of lhat's something that he's sup- the l asl Action Hero," Ihe [here are two tj pes oi proposi- COUld have a H.XHIV shirtless chills dim n voters' '•pirns Schwarzenegger's 2006 victo- posed to know something about. 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Contact CPT Rosenkranz at 568-3633 ■ 101 THE BREEZE I MONDAY, NOV. 18, 2002 HOROSCOPES CROSSWORD Daily rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging. t 2 3 4 7 8 9 . 12 13 Todays Birthday (Nov. 18). You're interested in security this year. Once you and your partner figure out • * how to get along, you'll notice others doing the same. If you draw the best from each other, not only will M ■ you be more successful, but you'll be setting a good example. " 17 1IS Aries March 21 -April 19 Libra Sept. 23-Oct 22 " ^g- Today is a 4 • Money's the name of the T Today is a 4 ■ You're the creative type, and 20 22 ^^_» game now. Save it, eam it, work more to 1 A [A you don't really like much restriction. It's ^^y get more, do what's required. It's not a ii^P good to have a strong foundation to build 23 . grind; it's the way to get that new toy upon, however. Work on that now. " » you're after. r, » Scorpio Oct. 23-Nov. 21 I » 17 30 31 32 i34 36 Taurus April 20-May 20 I Today is a 7 - Stability is what you're aftrr. No - ^— . Today is a 7 - Your basic structure should more revisions or modifications for a while. 3B JK be jusl about complete. Don't let anybody Work the system you've got, and you'll discov- P " ffW mess it up. You may have to fight for what er what other bugs to work out 4.' you want, but that won't be a problem. It'll 1 ■ " ! ' come naturally Sagittarius Nov. 22-Dec. 21 48 49 . Today is a 5 - Might as well relax and stick - P 56 57 58 Gemini May 21-June 21 ^mp. to your old routine Nobody's interested in 52 53 Today is a 5 - Hold onto your radical, inno- 'IWL new ideas, even it the) re improvements ' 60 62 i v.itivu suggestions for a couple of days. Give 'em time to mature. 59 Nobody wants to hear them yet. Work on '- - 63 1 ■65 H*i• the facts, figures and your presentation. Capricorn Dec. 22-Jan 19 Make it short and solid. Jg- Today is an 8 - Others will be stalled, but 66 . J^y that could be to your advantage. Don't get " Cancer June 22-July 22 OF© stuck behind them. Take the road less trav- 69 ■ Today is an 8 - You've recently made eled, and you'll have it all to yourself. " advances and taken new ground. Take 1 1 i some time to explore your new boundaries. Aquarius Jan. 20-Feb. 18 ACROSS years DOWN 37 Author Beattie Don't push them yet; just find out where I Horn sounds they are. R Today is a 5 - Got any vacation days com- 43 Valhalla 1 Musical family 40 Most ridiculous ing? Sick leave? If you have your own 6 Squeeze assemblage 2 Lucy's landlady 41 Collie or corgi office, you could lock the door and put out painfully 45 Solemn vow 3 Muse of poetry 44 Aretha's style Leo July 23-Aug. 22 a "do not disturb" sign. Schedule any action II Scot's cap 46 Bean or Welles 4 Lab tube 47 Cook's file Today is a 5 - Remember your manners. for Wednesday. 14 Anchor position 48 _ and 5 Side track 49 Night spots ■^1 Show respect. No goofing off. Somebody ^^V importanl is watching, and they could be 15 Capture Gomorrah 6 Coastal hrs. 51 Research Place* Feb. 19-March20 16Roswell, NM 50 Outer limit 7 Motionless results * thinking about giving you more responsi- Today is an 8 - Use your natural intuition bility. Could be a talent scout. sighting 52 Spangle 8 Scruff 52 City on the A^fc and a few things you've learned recently to 17 Place for a 54 Thurman of ^»^T avoid a difficult situation. No point in offer- 9 Curtain material Mouse Virgo Aug. 23-Sept. 22 ing advice to people who aren't listening. Mexico City "Pulp Fiction" 10 Goddess of the 53 Fine-grained ^ g,^ Today is an 8 - Reach out a little farther, stroll 55 Bivouac moon corundum -£/£n i"st for the fun of it You won t get as t.ir as 19 Simpson trial 59 Film coating 11 Place for a 54 Prior to —Tribune Media Services MM you'd like ti» >;»>. but you can stretch your judge 61 Taiwan capital Paris stroll 56 Asunder ^Vk. boundaries a little, and it will feel good. 20 Different: pref. 63 Narcs' grp. 12 Later on 57 Commingle 21 Merchant 64 Place for a 13 Othello and 58 Penny-plncher 23 Payphone New York City others 60 Fully aware of aperture stroll 18 Lounge around 62 Thomas _ 24 WWII landing 66 Schedule abbr. 22 News bit Edison craft 67 Old Roman 25 Piercing cry 65 _ Dawn 26 River frolickers port 28 J. J. Pershing's Chong 27 Fine powder 68 Brink troops 29 Scornful look 69 Louis or Carrie 29 Tammany big- 30 Binge 70 Shoulder wrap wig 33 Meg of the 71 Fall flower 30 Droop movies 31 Arafat's grp. 35 Isinglass 32 Place for a 38 Draft choice Moscow stroll 39 Swindled 34 Thus far 42 Period of many 36 Bill and _ South Vie Thursday November 21 Free Domino's Pizza 4-6pm and Beverages Come view the clubhouse and model apartj too late to sign with the biggest and bes Commons, South View, or Stone Gate apa jphone service, FREE ethernet, and FREE cable (over wmmkwm The Commons Stone Gate 1068 N Lois Lane 432-0600 Office Hours Monday - Friday www.lbjlimited.com 8:30-7:00 Saturday - Sunday 12:00-4:00 Focus MONDAY, NOV. 18, 2002 I THE BREEZE 111 eevcunow OF ceuetrv TO ANIMAIS * SOCIETY FOB. rue peevekmow OF ^ AJ3IPOS S P C A ~s Rockingham-Harrisonburg SPCA provides shelter for many strays in need of loving, permanent homes with human contact Story by contributing writer Kristy Nicolich • Graphics by graphic editor Sarah Stanitz Walking through an animal shelter Ashby finds time to go to the shelter abot 11 rix approval for adoption. for the first time can be difficult for times weekly to help walk the dogs and S»K MIIA —64 Not only should the landlord and parents many people. Cells of dogs, cats the cats so they are comfortable interacting with approve of a pet, a college student also should and animals of all different breeds, other animals and humans. "I just try to do my If they are willing and able to care consult roommates before adding a new addi- homeless and in need of care, fill the shelter part by getting the animals out of their cages and tion to the household. with endless barks and meows. letting them interact with humans." for a pet, I believe [they] should "The biggest problem I've run into ... is that Without these shelters, however, even more However, not all experiences at the SPCA [my roommates] can't understand why a pet animals would be roaming the streets of provide positive results. One of the more diffi- because owning a pet can be one acts the way it does," Long said. Hanisonburg hungry and alone cult issues for both the volunteers and employ- of the most rewarding and fulfilling Before her roommate adopted a dog from Governed by a volunteer board of directors, ees is euthanasia. According to Morrison, each the SPCA, junior Dena Kubich questioned her the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to year in Harrisonburg alone, the SPCA eutha- experiences in [one's} life. feelings toward having a pet in the apartment. Animals is a national organization. The nizes about 850 dogs and 1,500 cats. National "I didn't know if I wanted to have a stray dog as Rockingham-Harrisonburg SPCA was founded numbers reach 12 million animals euthani/ed — Kim Morrison a pet since we didn't know where he was from in August of 1972 to provide assistance to ani- from 17 million taken into shelters each year. SPCA humane educator or what kind of health issues he could have." mals and the public. Among its .nany goals, the Less than one-third of animals brought into the However, her roommate took the dog in for SPCA's mission includes provi iing shelter, care shelter have found homes. -*9 a checkup after his adoption and found he only and protection to homeless animals, preventing There is not a specific time limit put on an grateful to have been given a home and a sec- had a small case of kennel cough. This assur- animal cruelty, punishing animal abusers and animal's life when it enters the shelter. If the ond chance," Morrison said. ance convinced her that she should allow her educating pet owners on the importance of spay- SPCA knows that the pet will not be adopted For those considering adoption, Morrison roommate to keep the pet. "I'm so excited to ing or neutering their pets. due to severe illness, it probably will be put to said. If they are willing and able to care for a have a dog now," Kubich said. Arriving by th thousands every year, sleep within weeks. If they know anim.ils MV pet, J believe (they] should because owning a If a person is not capable of adopting a pet, homeless animals have found refuge at the young and healthy when entering the shelter, pet can be one of the most rewarding and ful- the SPCA encourages anyone to volunteer as Harrisonburg SPCA for over 25 years. they will be kept for months at a time. filling experiences in [one's] life." long as they undergo the orientation that is According to Kim Morrison, humane educator Senior Laura Cotton, an SPCA volunteer Adopters range from families and offered monthly. Volunteer duties include walk- for the SPCA, overpopulation and lack of said/'It's sad to think about the euthanasia, college students to elderly indi- ing the dogs and cats as well as socializing them. owner responsibility are the primary causes of but it is a necessity (if we want] to keep the viduals looking for a companion. Those interested in getting more involved can animal homelessness. "There simply are not SPCA open." In any case, the adopter should volunteer for the SPCA's Adoption Facilitator or enough homes (for all the animals,] and many Morrison, who deals with the euthanasia possess enough free time and financial support Pet Therapy programs. The Pet Therapy pro- people are not responsible about getting their more often than volunteers said, "I like to think to care properly for a pet. gram consists of visits to local nursing homes to own pets spayed or neutered." that the happy times outweigh the moments Taking care of animals could cost about socialize puppies and kittens with the residents. The SPCA has taken in all types of animals that can be sad and disheartening." $300 for initial veterinary visits and requires a This program helps to provide friendly com- including dogs, cats, rabbits, guinea pigs, To improve the euthanasia statistics, riftldftYaiU amount of time, especially when panionship for both the elderly and animals. mice, rats, hamsters and gerbils. "If it can be 0 . . V the SPCA rums to the Harrisonburg adopting puppies or kittens. ^^ With a growing population of stray kept as a pet, we have probably seen it here at community and JML1 for potential Senior Lexy Long adopted her cat, Asian, WL animals, the SPCA recently decided least once," Morrison said. adopters. According to Laury Clark, from tlie SPCA last September. "It does take a lot I that a larger facility would be need- The SPCA can hold up to 100 animals at any shelter manager, those who have of responsibility to own and take care of a pet... * ed. Last week, the SPCA's proposal given time at full capacity, and with numbers decided to adopt strongly should consider the I would recommend really thinking about it to ^^ for a 11,495 square foot facility was this high, an organization could not function SPCA before turning to breeders. "Buying dogs make sun? that [one is] ready for adoption ... In deemed feasible by the City of Harrisonburg without volunteers, according to Morrison. and cats from 'backyard breeders' simply a way, it's a lot like having a child." and Rockingham County. The new shelter Sophomore Molly Ashby began volunteering encourages bringing more animals into a world Clark said, "Adoptions are meant to be per- should be completed by early summer 2003. at the SPCA two months ago. "It's a great way to where there are not enough homes." manent placements for the animals in responsi- Funding will come from the city, county, loans relieve stress," Ashby said. Though the animals This is the overall consensus of the SPCA. ble homes." That's why, when adopting, a stu- and public contributions. For more informa- may have been neglected and abused, "(they] "I'm a strong advocate for adopting shelter am dent can count on an SPCA employee calling a tion consult the SPCA Web site at show amazing affection toward humans." mals because I believe these animals are truly landlord and his or her parents to receive http://home.riai.net/spca or call 434-5270. KRISTY NKTOUCHtatfpfrWMfnyArr KRISTY NKXXJTH/otfptantnfher KRISTY NICOIJClVilqff/.fcMDineiSr' Name and Breed: Foxy, Corgi Mix The SPCA does not provide posted profiles for cats. If interested In adopting, ask volunteer or employee for spe- Age and Sex: 3 years, male cific Information. It le $20 to adopt an animal. Breed: Black Lab Additional Information: Stray with Age and Sex: 4-5 years, male good disposition, 25 pounds, Additional Information: Tramable, least likely to be adopted due to good disposition, 70 pounds age and shyness I 12THE BREEZE MONDAY. NOV. 18. 2(K)2 NEWS InterFraternity Council IFCIFP. wouldwnillH liketilto totn congralulaler-Ai\nn(nUln the>Kf following■-*—-■- - people»_l. for recently being elected to the executive council Ozzie Palomo, President. Sigma Chi Brian Casten, Vice President. Sigma Nu Matt Former. Secretary. Phi Gamma Delta Sean McCarihan. Treasurer. Kappa Alpha Dave Craig. Judicial. Alpha Kappa Lambda Drew Ferrara. New Member Education. Sigma Nu Ben Baker, Recruitment, Theta Chi IIIITIIIH[S[(^^)TITLES! Brian McGinty. Public Relations. Alpha Kappa Lambda Andy Pak, Community Service. Sigma Nu I)M;IIII\IIIII! ^E>m Alpha Kappa Lambda AKL will be celebrating its 15th anniversary at James Madison University on Saturday. November 23. 2002 with many past alumni, University staff, and National 0 ;> Fraternity officials. AKL also successfully conducted the annual Turkey Trot 5K Run for Cystic Fibrosis on the morning of Saturday, November 16, 2002 with the ladies of Sigma Sigma Sigma sorority. All proceeds will benefit the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. AKL would also congratulates Dave Craig and Brian McGinty on the recent elections to IFC Executive Council. Public Enemy Velvet Underground Beastie Boys Lyle Lovttt It Takes a Nation of Velvet Underground Licensed to III Pontiac Pi Kappa Alpha Millions.. &Nico PKA will be on the commons on Nov 13th and 14th promoting their canned food drive They will be doing food pickups on the Nov 19th and the 20th in the Plus hundreds mini; tides on sale Horn ariisis like Petei ijaiiiiisi. following week. PKA would also like to congratulate one of their founding fathers. IIIIIIIHI miiiiiii. mi; lachsoo. Tom waits. 112. It Cool J. Louis iiiiiiiiiiiiini Jeff Grass, who was just voted alumni of the year. HIM liime:; Biomn. Hit; the UJfio and mnnii motel i Kappa Alpha Give 'em a I would like to give a special thanks to the entire KA chapter, excutive officers and Top sellers! niujays on sale! Plan 9 ■ Gift committee heads for all of their hard work and dedication over the past year. I Pearl Jam • David Gray • Eminem would also like to thank all of my fellow fraternity/sorority presidents, IFC, Certificate! G Panhallenic. and Sheila Williams for all of their support Good luck to all of you in U2 • Tori Amos • Avail M Tht Gift l/i„; the future!" -Sean McCarihan. KA President Santana • Dave Matthews Ahmayt Fittl Bjork • Alison Krauss H Sigma Chi The brotherhood of Sigma Chi would like to extend a thank you to Jo Ann lannitlo for her presentation to our chapter this past week. Plan 9, what a record store should be' We would also like to congratulate Brother Ozzie Palomo for being elected IFC President Elect for the next semester Congratulations Ozzie! Chtk out Plan ' Olde Mill Village "It's more laid-back over here...and you can't beat the price and location." •Current tenant on why he renewed his lease. ***** This is great! This is definitely a best kept secret." -Current tenant, on first seeing an apartment at Olde Mill Village ***** Free ethernet, cable, and ©toft phone service in each room! , .tj:rsr™ssss:"fi M Wow taking reservations for the 2003-2004 school year. wonun "fin '".mm ■ «.«..<*.«* ,t WUrai WF9B1 "•wwlnd^wrottooi* NOVEMBER 22 Office hours: 9 am 12 noon, 1:30-5 pm Monday through Friday, 10 am 2 pm Saturday Special Advance Screening! 11-A South Ave. Date: Thursday, November 21, 2002 432-9502 Time: 11:30p.m. (IPB www.oldemillvillage.com Location: Grafton-Stovall Theater www.upf) imuedu Fof mof. inlotmatloii. Students may pick up complimentary passes at call (5401 56a-6217 Taylor Hall Room 203. UPB Office beginning November 13th. Please arrive early! Seating is limited and on a first come, first serve basis MONDAY, NOV. 18, 2002 I THE BREEZE I 13 "The whole experience ... helped me get to know lots of different people and ■ Blast from the past taught me about different backgrounds." Theatre II sets the scene in 1930s Berlin for RESHAM DESWANI Tuesday's opening play, "Cabaret." freshman See story page 1C STYLE See story below emraswnz ^»* nfpctton SMI01 IIIMIII \ I !_• B> SARA WOODWARD pieces by composer Faribor/ contributing writer -44- I.achini. "I wanted to perform Multicultural was Hit tonight because f ri'jllv want buzzword and vari- / want to inspire more Persian culture in JMU," ety was the objective she -.aid. "1 want to inspire as Wilson Hall pulsed lo the Iranian students to be Iranian students to be proud of Asian Student Union Culture proud of their their culture as well as inn-ease Show Friday night. cultural awareness among the The ASU and University culture... entire student body." Program Board sponsored the Freshman Resham Deswani, fourth annual culture show. The — Shereen Farahani I dancer in the Northern Indian show was entitled sophomore Dance "Nasha," said, "I danced "GenerosuMz," an appropriate tonight because I enjoy perform- name for what co-host junior 9 9 ing for people. The whole expe- Odyssey tripe? described as "a rience of being a part of this mixture of traditional and mod- intricate Pakistani outfits show helped me get to know lots em acts from many different cul- The fashion show also fea- of different people and taught tures." Acts ranged from those tured clothing by designers me about different back- th 1* represented traditional Yoshae Kim and Mi&Gi, who grounds." The dancers began Asian cultures as well as mod- are both )MU graduates. rehearsing in October and the ernized culture in the forms of "I liked the fashion show a show contained several more dance, music and fashion. lot," freshman Zoha Ghaltar acts than it had last year. Featuring 14 different acts, said. "The girls were beautiful "The show was energy- the show included three and I really enjoyed seeing the packed. The music was great Indian dances, a traditional traditional clothing from other and the show was well organ- Above: UVa. student Christina Wong perform Punjabi dance, a traditional countries." ized," Ghaffar said. "Everyone Above: Senior Vannara So sings "My Heart the Kung Fu Fan Dance. Below: Eight students Filipino dance performed by Performers also showcased did an excellent job with danc- Will Go On" In three languages. Below: UVa. perform In the Classical/Modem Indian Dance. the organization of young their cultures through song. ing, singing and performing." student Joanna Wong dances with "snaps." MATT CARAShlXA/vwr /A*.K.,v*r. Filipino-Americans (OYFA) Senior Vannara So performed Daiwan. agreed that the MAT! ( WAS 11 VMHlarflua0mfktr from the University of Celine Dion's song, "My Heart show was well-organized. "I feel Virginia, an Asian band called Will Go On," in Cambodian, such shows are a must in a MSG (Mysteriously Sexy Vietnamese and English. school to bring about more com- Guys) from Virginia Tech, a Another of the singing acts fea- munication among students," Kung Fu Fan Dance and sev- tured sophomore Regina Lee she said. "It was great working eral singing acts. singing "Forever With You" in in the show. It was quite hectic Coordinated by junior Korean. Freshman Raphael but fun." Angela Morgan and senior Villacrusis sang a Filipino song. ASU is an organization on Phuong Le, "Generasianz" "Hindi Kita Malilmutan," in his campus that encourages all stu- also featured a fashion show native language as well. dents to leam about and share that blended traditional and Another one of JMU's many Asian culture. White the show modern Asian fashions such talented Asian students, sopho- was intended for entertainment, as Chinese dresses, silk more Shereen Farahani. per- it also was about appreciating- kimonos, Indian saris and formed two Iranian solo piano the cultural differences at JMU. REVIEW 'Enduring' moments it? the- suburbs on stage S\K \H M \M|/;,-Mf"n. »,-,W,.i Student dancers perform Rules of trespassing BY BKCCA WORTHINGTON your beat Mend is after Let's (L-R) Freshmen Kathleen Ferraro, Dana LoMtts, senior writer BBCa it People are territorial Emily Hynes and Tiffany Brooks perform "Storm.' There are so main UMpO- When it comes to relationship-*, ken rules in the land of dat- we get upset about things HANNA M AKTINSON/riMnMiw ;A«"*ri*rtr' ing. Rules that evervone Defon we even have the right seems to know instincti\elv to be. There were two boys in BY TRICIA FRfcNVILLK I he costumes for the show mixlem feel. "That ('Chords') dancers happilv drank fmm the and try to follow. One sign in my fifth grade class who had a tujfwrmi were simple and changed was my favorite so far," junior cans while they danced and the particular interests DM \er\ I rush OR me and the\ had been In a mixture of thoughtful according to the type of piece Nicole Barb said at intermission Rill] Rg| comicalh showed much - no trespassing. best friends lor wars Fvery expressionism and light the dancers were performing. The last piece before inter- the triumph of Coke over Pepsi Some would argue thai day, thev fought over which dy, the dance department pre- They wore leotards in some mission was the ode to Coca- The lively piece "1155 South people can't help who thev One Ol them could sit next to me sented its bi-annual student puves and track pants and tank Cola, "Carbonated — Water Main," choreographed by sen- like. Yet we walk around gin- It the lunch table and which concert, "Enduring Refletturns' lops in others. This simplicity in High Fructose Corn Syrup ior lessica Fanning, had vari- gcrlv. trying not to step on ton oneOi them OOUld hit me hard- last Ihut-vil.iv thmugh Saturday tostutTie made the performance and/or Sucrose Caramel Color ous sound bites from Queen's or hurt feelings. This is er on the plavground. in Gtxlwin Hall. down-to-earth and fun. - Phosphoric Acid — Natural "Another One Miles the Dust" because, like it or not, there are Ihe Attention was fun for The show .onsisted ot ftffl A highlight of the evening flavors — Caffeine," chore* >- and popular hip-hop songs certain people who are ott lim- awhile, I suppose, but things eral dance ensembles and two was hearing "Beginnings." | graphed by senior Keira Hart The dancers mimed dribbling its i attain people have to stay gradually became gnu-some solo pieces 1 a* h piece was )imi Hendrix tune. In this piece, The audience laughed through- a basketball, primping and in a mmantii no man's land Out d,i\ aftei sthool. tine of choreographed and written ( hords ' ihoreographed by out the entire piece, in which the more. "It was old school hip- tor society to keep functioning them called my house and by a student dancer, with one seniors Mollv Lehman and dancers were dressed in black hop with the track pants and \\e cui'l piaj the dating, tame asked me it I wanted to go see by a faculty member, and var- F-mily Mlot for the freshman and white costumes. The stage everything," Bub said like it's every man for himself "Home Alone" with him in the ious pieces had some input daiue ensemble, the dancers was lined with Coke cans and a One of the most powerful We must pUn In th,- rules the.ttei that l-rid.n I said I »K | from the other dancers, wen' dressed in blue jeans and TV displayed a Coke ad performances ot tin evening Kule number one - Don't didn't like either one of the according to the program. hU k shirts, giving it a funky. throughout the dance. The go alter the same person that ,v/MV< KK\. ruy.- If see FOLLOW, page 16 141 THE BREEZE I MONDAY. NOV. 18. 2002 STYU (Lett to right) Senior Eric Mohrtng. senior Alex Perroy, Junior Dorian Balls, senior "Harry Potter" Chris Parnlello and senior Andrew Perroy make up Scarred Visions. The band Is scheduled to perform at Mainstreet Bar and Grill proves magical Wednesday night. BY Asm.I v MCCI.HLI.AND staff writer 'HARRY POTTER AND THE RAniiiiJJiiACRoixy "Harry Potter and the CHAMBER OF SECRETS" C h.imherof Secrets" isn't just tor STARRING: child aw. With the intease spe- DANIEL RADCLIFFE cial effects and enthralling storx RATED: PG -6 6- line, it's easy fbf adults to get wrapped up in the excitement. RUNNING TIME: Making it big is the Harry (Daniel Kadclirtei. Ron 161 MINUTES Wcaslev (Rupert Grint) and dream — we are Hermione (.ranger (Kmma Wilson) find themselves in pursuing the dream. more scary situations when Harry discovers that he is hear- lent job in paitraying his or her — Alex Perroy ing mysterious voices that aa* character- Even though the senior somehow linked to people storv is entia'ly fantasy the becoming "petrified" or fnven actotl helped bring the movie stiff and the mysterious into a moa* believable realm. 9 5 Chamber of Secrets. The trio The onlv problem with must then solve the mvsterv this movie was the length. befoa' Hog warts is closed and The director, Chris I 'n >tess. M \Ihus I Himbledore Columbus, tried so hard to (Richaai Harris) loses his job follow the book that he left in Scarred Visions set sights on fame This mvsterv leads to spells, too many scenes. The film secret diaries, discussions with runs about two and a half B^ LEI I \ Pi KI IRA and Mohring attended nonstop lo ensure its entianCfl we an pursuing the dream." ghosts and talking to snakes. hours, which is too long to sit I'nnrributing writer Robinson High School in Into the professional music So far, Scanvd Visions tame 1 This sequel surpasses the first through. The pacing is good In justafew da\ s, the sleepv Fairfax when they wen- par! of scene. 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"The show to escape temporarily from scandalous world and falls in fantasy world of the Kit Kat is very much 'in your face' reality .irul slop into the love with the cabaret's star, Klub; the other is the rcalitv and forces the audience to decadent realm of the 1930s Sail] Howies, played In sen- ot an outside world on the think about issues thai arm t Berlin night scene ioi I is,i Cecchini. brink of war. pleasant to deal with." Director Mike Dove, ■* I he -lory ot their romance In order to accommodate In addition to the a, ting senior, and his cast and crow parallels the courtship of an this idea, junior Keith foster and singing, senior Katie ■lrt- set to thrill audiences older couple, Iraulein designed a set that gins a McNulty and sophomore with the musical production Schneider, who rents Cliff his step beyond the ordinary. Travis Odekirk worked of "Cabaret room, and Herr Schult?, a 'It's not just about the set together to come up with While casting and lewish fruit salesman. Each and the stage, it's about cre- playful and showy choreog- rehearsals did not begin relationship unfolds against ating a complete atmos- raphy thai was designed lo until the first weeks of the a backdrop ot increasing ten- phere," he said. "Our aim is enhance the story and lemestet production plans sion and despair as (he \.I/IS to transform the entire build- ensure that the audience is began as early as last come to power and the lives ing into a 1930s cabaret it i- well-entertained. February Bxtenslve prepa- ot each character unavoid- not simply a period play, it's At times it- a little racy ration went into this event ably are affected a production that lends itself and if will definitely make and the Last and crew are "Cabaret" will he Dove's to the immersion of the audi- some people squirm in their looking forward to sharing third lime directing at ence in an alternate reality.' seats, McNulty said. the fruits, of their labor in Theatre II, but he especially Audiences can expect a Tickets are $5 and can be this week's performances. is exdted about putting on show that includes them as purchased in advance Hosted by the charisniati, this show 'I really wanted to more than mere viewers, but today from 4 to 7 p.m. or at Emcee, the musical guides do a big show, and this is .1- as active participants in the the door Tuesday through the audience through the big is it gels, he said. world that has been created Sunday starting at A p.m. experience* of Cliff Dove said that he chose for them. While "Cabaret" Performances will run from Bradlhaw, an American the play because it is smart promises to be fun. there also Nov. 19 through Nov. 23 at writer who travels lo Berlin and witty and lends itself to is a serious side to it that H p.m , with a midnight in search of inspiration for sense of leal intim.KV with audience members will be Show Friday and a 2:30 MORoAN RIKHlyiiiij;f*,.r„ (rapVr Ins n,-u book VUiat hi' finds l tin- audience According to hard-pressed to ignore. p.m. matinee performance The cast members rehearse a sultry scene In "Cabaret," is the Kii Kal (Club, a placi the dire,lor and wist, the Cecchini agrees with this Sunday Nov. 24. which will run In Theatre II this week. Tickets are $5. Follow Golden Rule when it comes to dating \ Dancers show talent FOLLOW frost pags 13 Things, an only get weirder and the ability to see tfinxigh their IK-. I,T tlian vou know yourself and OASCERS, Irvm page 13 mind you, but I really want- weirder between the (wool you 1 Hilarity ensued with the last For exampk , when a persm awa, can read them like a book, avoid was in another freshman dance piece. "Epeler," choreographed ed tosei Horn. Alone." Ten min- Aud urn will begin to resent the \, | 1 ,km't mind at all if you date the whok' situation cixnpk'tely. It UtSS later, I kid yini not. the other person you ,\n- dating lor being ensembk' piece called "Shift," cho- by junior April Gruber, which myex."arethev really saving, "Go requias a certain k"vcl of empathy reographed by pn >h vsor of dance boy caUod aixl asked Hie same thi' soune ot Ihe weirdness mocked young ballet dancers. right ahead'"(>, if yi HI go through that some piiipk' just do not have Shane OTfara with assistance from question. 1 told him I already was between you and your friend. with it, will they just tliniw sonu- The dancers sprinkled glittery Rule number three — Do the dancers. The music started out dust and came on stage wearing Hh his friend. True, sometimes th, thing sharp , and not d.ite one of die other mem- Well, the next morning they ness can he minimized, say, by with an industrial svxind and then fluffy white tutus. All the while scream, "You should have known bers of a light-knit cm le ot moved into faster, instrumental got in a huge fight out by the talking it over with your friend 1 the girls squealed random that I was King What land of friends. Addendum — espe- music. The dancers imitated each bus ramp and I started tying before you move in for the kill. friend are you, am phrases such as, "Don't stand in cially it il is going to cause other's postures and played off the middle! That's my spot!" Both boys were sent to the prin- Senior Hnnier C hnsty dated his Everyone is different. My problems with the other each other well in the dance. "It and "Hey what comes after cipal's office and they never best friend's ev-girlfriend, but grieving period, for exampk', usu- friends. An effective, if pes- was interesting how the dancere this?" The dance was completed spoke to each other again And only after he spoke to Ihe guy ally is short and the guy and I nor- 7 simistic, way to judge whether mimicked each others' poses," jun- you know what I still feel about it. "My friend was actual- mally stay on good terms. So, with a giggling glitter fight mid- this rule applies to you is to kir Heather Egbert said. "Il looked stage. This piece was a fun, com- guilty, even though it wasn't mv ly like, 1 fed a lot better know - most of the time my friends don't imagine, long Ivforc you and Hurt, and even though I had no ing Hearing it from vou. it's, a like they were residual images." ical way to end the night. even have to ask me, because I'm said person aver get together, Senior Henry Hill's solo piece, uav ot knowing rli.it the dating lot easiet to take and understand probably already busy setting my Despite the hot conditions in how the group ol friends will "The One About ME ..." wa. the dance studio and the kmgth rules wen ahead] bi cocci In than just seeing little flirtations ex up with them. But, I have a be affected if the two of vou interesting in that it started out of the program, it was quite fifth grade, I still thought bovs and assuming things,'" he said. sneaking suspicion that I'm bn'ak up. If you really do fore- with him singing and was accom- entertaining. Some pieces had "cootie- Ihos, But C'hn-ty got it pott) as*) strange. I've seen friends whose see an easy "That-was-fun-but- should have known not to pur- panied by the Janet Jackson song inspired thoughtfulness and People aren't always so Straight- breakups have left them in an let's-just-go-back-to-being- "Got Till Its Gone." Hill's work sue the same girl Bn'aking that forward or so understanding demonstrated beauty in form extremely sensitive place with a friends" breakup, then by all was very sexy, complemented by and structure. "It was very sculp- rule put them in conflict with about this sort of thing lot of open emotional wounds. In means, go for it. the dramatic lighting and his sim- tural," senior Susan Lynch said. each Other ami il put me in a The talk" can be a tricky one. scenarios like that, sometimes If all else fails, just pk' white pants and vest The vest Others inspired laughter very w-eird pn-dicament. I .auging whether another person even a year or two later, sufficient remember the Golden one Rule number two — Don't is (>k with vou dating their ex was removed later in the course of in the audience and gave healing still has not occurred for a (do unto others as you the dance. The audience's squeals relief from the more serious date your best friend's ex. Talk requires extreme sensitivity and new relationship to be OK. So, would have them do to you) about potential for ugliness insight int.. that person, including and screams showed their appre- pieces, while demonstrating unless you know your friend bet- and stick with that. ciation of Hill's performance. skill in dance. MONDAY, NOV. 18, 2002 I THE BREEZE 117 " ... going into the second half, I felt that one goal could be the dif- u Field Hockey bounced from NCAAs ference ..." No. 12 JMU fell to No. 10 Duke University 2-1 Saturday, ending its run in DAVE LOMBARDO the NCAA tournament. women 's soccer coach SPORTS See rterv Wiew See story below Fans WOMEN'S SOCCER pose Spiders end Dukes' NCAA run the real After knocking off host University of North Carolina- Charlotte in the first round of the NCAA Tournament 1-0 Friday danger m>;ht, JMU fell to the University BY MITCH ALBOM of Richmond 1-0 Sunday in Knight Ridder Tribune Charlotte, N.C, eliminating the Dukes from the NCAA Let's say you're a salesman. Tournament. How would you like it if, moments after you lost a big Both teams remained dead- account, someone ran into locked at the half, but Richmond's Annette I sham put your office and started wag- the Spiders i ging a finger and yelling "Ha! on the board Sunday Ha! Too bad! Guess the other with a shot guy had a better pitch!" fed by Jcnna | |\1L Or you're a lawyer. You just Merriam lost a big case. As you rum to the 79th leave the courtroom, 1,000 peo- minute. ple surround you hollering I M III curses and insults. You can't attempted to I even get to the door without rally in the wiggling through their army. final minutes, but was stopped Sound annoying? Sound cold, allowing the Spiders to wrong? Well, then maybe you hold off the Dukes in rainy con- can tell me why Jon Wauford ditions. was the one led off in hand- "This was a game of wills," cuffs after the Marshall coach Dave lombardo said in a University-University of Sunday press release after the Miami (Ohio) football game game. "We had some chances Tuesday night? early in the game but we were Wauford, in this story, is unable to put the ball away You the lawyer or the salesman. have to give Richmond credit. He was leaving his place of They really picked up the pace in work, the football field. the second half and put us under Suddenly there were hun- a lot of pressure. I felt going into dreds of fans between him the game that this could be a and the locker room, all of high-scoring game due to the whom were celebrating weather conditions. But going Marshall's last-second, 36-34 into the second half, I felt that victory over Wauford's team. one goal would be the difference One of these fans, a 36-year- and that is what happened." old man named Robert The Dukes, who finish the Flaugher — and why a 36-year- season 13-8-3, advanced to the old man has to run onto a foot- second round of the tournament ball field is a question we will with their shutout Friday over ponder in a moment — was, the49ers. according to his brother, "cele- JMU freshman Kim Argy, the brating with the Marshall play- Colonial Athletic Association ers" and "waving good-bye to Rookie of the Year, nailed the the Miami players." only goal for the Dukes. Argy Now, "waving good-bye," headed the ball in on a comer in the lingo of crazy postgame FTU- PWVnVJuhr Wthrn kick in the 62nd minute, which fans, is not "waving good-bye" proved to be the game winner the way, say, a flight attendant Freshman forward No. 19 Kim Argy (right) -cored the only goal for JMU In Friday's 1-0 win over the University of North for JMU. waves good-bye. Carolina - Charlotte. The Dukes fell to the University of Richmond 1-0 Sunday, knocking them out of the NCAA tournament. —from staff reports More often than not, it's "SEE YA! WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA!" CROSS COUNTRY FIELD HOCKEY Or "GO HOME, LOSER!" Or words to that effect. No matter what, it is not something a football coach Defrancesco leads Dukes fall to or a player should have to endure as he tries to make his way off the field. Doesn't a person have the Dukes to ninth place right to leave his workplace Blue Devils without confrontation? Senior Mollee DeFrancesco team, ranked 27th in the and junior John Fraser Nonetheless, when Wauford placed fifth at the NCAA country, placed ninth overall placed 32nd and 33rd, After earning an at-large Murphy scored 26 minutes, 30 tried to leave the field after the Southeast Region Cross out of 26 teams. respectively with times of bid into the NCAA seconds into the game. wild, last-second loss, he was Country Championships Among the other finish- 31:01.3 and 31:02.6. Tournament, the No. 12 field The Dukes rallied to score faced not only with hundreds Saturday, qualifying her for ers for JMU were freshman Sophomore Mark Bahunk hockey team in the second period. Red-shirt of opposing fans, but the sight the NCAA Championships Nelly Anderson, 59th finished 46th in a time of fell in the I Saturday junior forward Valerie Cohen of Flaugher and his "waving Nov. 25. (21:46.1); junior Cindy 31:33.9. Freshman Josiah first round put home an unassisted goal at good-bye" antics. DcFrencesco finished Dunham, 70th (21:56.7); jun- Cadle placed 82nd (32:30.2) to No. 101 I NIL the 50:03 mark. What went through with a time of 20 minutes. ior Kelly Baker, 75th and senior Ian Scott placed D u k 1 Red-shirt senior goalkeeper Wauford's mind? Some say he 17 seconds. The University (22:06.1); red-shirt sopho- 101st (32:53.3). University 2-1 Kiernan Raffo made six saves thought he was in danger. of North Carolina's Shalane more Claire Wood, 95th The women's team heads 1 Saturday Duke on the day for JMU. Some say he thought one of his Flanagan won with a time (22:34.0); junior Ashley to the Eastern College in Winston-1 JMU had topped Duke ear- of 19:17.0. Safari, N.C. lier in the season 3-2 in players was in danger. Maybe Payne, 104th (22:46.0; and Athletic Conference (ECAC) - he was just ticked off. But he North Carolina State junior Catherine Seguin, Championships this week- The Blue Harrisonburg Sept. 7. shoved Flaugher and Flaugher University's Kristin Price and 117th (23:09.7). end, while the men's team Devils grabbed an early lead The Blue Devils moved on went down. Hard. He landed Wake Forest University's Meanwhile, the men's travels to the IC4A when Kim van Kirk scored to play Wake Forest University Annie Bersagel placed second cross country team placed Championships this coming right before the 12 minute Sunday, where the Demon and third, respectively. mark in the first period. Duke Deacons won 2-0. set FANS, page IS seventh out of 25 teams. weekend. As a whole, the women's Sophomore James Kays —from staff reports added to its lead when Crissy —from staff rtporh Stackhouse, Wizards have outside RENEWED OPTIMISM shot at Eastern Conference playoffs The changing of the guard season, the NBA is off to an by just eight points. is upon us As the profes- interesting, somewhat unpre- Once Michael Jordan -IPIUI and collegiate foot- dictable start. So far the story of announced he was returning for ball seasons the league is the Dallas But let's make one thing another season and donning the start to look Our of Mavericks and their 10-0 start blue and gold No. 23, Wizards ahead to the (through Saturday's games), clear — Stackhouse is fans started talking about their playoffs and BOUNDS with crazy-haired forward Dirk team's chances in the Eastern bowl Nowitzki leading the way But the man who makes Conference. With acquisitions games, bas- there's a team about two hours like guards Jerry Stackhouse ketball fever northeast of Harrisonburg who this team go, night and Larry Hughes, as well as is starting to also could make some noise in in and night out. forwards Charles Oakley and catch on the NBA this year. Bryon "I got posterized by among After a successful 5-3 presea- Period. my new boss in the 1998 NBA sports fanat- son, the Washington Wizards hn.ils' Russell, Washington has ics. are off to an impressive 6-1 start, all the UKIIS it needs to improve College posting victories in six of their on last year's record. And when basketball last seven contests. Their most Wizards have an outside shot at you add efficient role players officially KM \III recent victory came Nov. 16, a making the Eastern Conference liki1 nxikie guard Juan Dixon started last GAnOOTT 30-point trashing against an playoffs. If no one noticed dur- and first-year forward Jared week, and Eastern Conference foe, the ing the preseason, the Wizards Jeffries to the mix, the Wiz have JMU's sea- Miami Heat. In a competitive treated everyone with their good depth and balance at all son starts this Friday. But sin, c Atlantic Division that likely will tricks on Halloween night, beat- positions. But kt's make one everyone's favorite time of the be k*d by last year's runner-up, ing last year's conference final- thing clear — Stackhouse is the year, March Madness, is an eter- the New Jersey Nets, and a ist, the Boston Celtics, by a man who makes this team go, MORGAN RIF.H1 AufT/iflMiwnviArr nity away, I'll instead discuss resurgent Orlando Magic squad downright embarrassing score night in and night out. Period. Sophomore forward Lynn Llburd (right) keeps the the NBA and our beloved featuring a potent one-two tan- of 114-69. Coach Doug Collins' The former University of ball away from a defender In the Dukes exhibi- Washington Wizards. dem of swingmen Tracy team has yet to be blown out of tion game Friday against the Melbourne Tigers. Almost thnv weeks inlo the McGrady and Cml Mill, the a game, their worst loss coming Kf WIZ. page IS \ 181 THE BREEZE I MONDAY. NOV. 18. 2002 SPORTS JMU's offense clicks in overtime upset against Tribe fjfl A from ptgt I team should have done a bet- the ball back with 10:45 left Conary then proceeded to like let*! get this, omfaf them ter |ob containing the IHbe'a to play. A 21-yard run on lead W&M on a 13 play, 80- JML wu able to hold the quarterh.u k third-and-four by Hines, fol- yard drive that lasted si\ min- lead for most of. the ganu\ V\r didn't get much pres- lowed by an 11-yard run by utes ,ind 28 seconds. With just hm early in Ihe fourth W&M sure on Corely," Matthews Mallory set up first-and-ten under one minute to play, qu.irtcrb.ick D.ivo Corcly ■aid l w.is ri'.illv dJaappoint1 from the Tribe's 48 Corely threw a one-yard capped an eight play, Nl-vard ed with how much praanifa Two plays later, on third- touchdown pass to fullback drive with a 10-yard touch- wc got on him. I thought their and-six, Cooke handed the ball Nick Rogers that tied the score down pass to tight end l.in offensive line handled us pret- off to Connelly, who then pro- at 28-28 and eventually sent Kemp, tving the score at 21- tv mil. We had to blit/ to get ceeded to throw the ball down the game into overtime. 21. Corcly finished the game anv kind of pressure on him, field to wide open red-shirt Matthews commented on 20-of-31 passing tor 21.3 yards and when we just rushed four, freshman tight end Casim, his team's big pl.n making and three touchdowns. tve didjl'l git there Harris, who ran 44 yards for a abilities in contrast to W&M's Matthews said despite play- After each team went touchdown, putting JMU up ability to contnil the dock. ing good overall defense, his four-and-out, the Dukes got 28-21 with 7:18 left "1 thought it was an cvcnlv played game,' Matthews said. "If you notice the usual William & Mary and JMU games, usually we're the ones controlling the ball and going on long drives and they're the ones big playing everyone. I1K1AV V\lt SON/vmi. phiHottriipitfr This was different because we were big pl.iving them to Rad-ahlrt freshman Raymond Hlnes. left, celebrates after death and they were control- scoring the game-winning touchdown In overtime Saturday, ling the ball on us, which was well. He's one of those guys vard touchdown pass from kind of a different twist on it." that got an opportunity, and Cookc to Mallory. The Dukes jumped out to an it's hard to get him out of the I.i-on (Malloryl might get early 6-0 lead on a four-yard lineup now." mad, but all I kept thinking touchdown run in the first On the ensuing kickoff, the was don't get brought quarter by red-shirt senior Tribe's Stephen Caaon down,'" Cooke said. "He did- Brannon Coins, capping a nine- returned the ball 57 yards to n't and he made a great play." play, 58-yard drive that used the JMU 40, setting up a seven- Matthews said he felt up just over four minutes play drive that ended with Cooke really grew up JMU extended it- le.nl on the I only tossing a four-yard through his triumphs in this following drive, this time going touchdown pass to fullback game, as well as through his ■ Is in [4 pl.ns A tour-yard Corey Paxton, cutting the tribulations in the Dukes' touchdown pass from le/ottc Dukes' lead to 14-7 Oct. 19 game at the to red-shirt sophomore tailback "The kickoff mum when n I nn.Tsity of Richmond. Kondell Bradley put the Dukes was 14-0, that really was a huge "I thought this about up 12-0, with I-eZotte hooking momentum change," Matthew! Jayson, and he would agree up with red-shut Irishman said. "I thought that reallv gave with this, I thought he learned wide leveiwi \i. IbDtj loi a iheii sideline.! big lift." a good lesson at Richmond," two-point conversion to make W&M was able to tie the Matthews said. "He didn't the lead 14-0. game briefly in the third quar- play vcrv well that night, and "When Matt threw that ter on a 38-yard touchdown since then he has practiced touchdown to Kondell, it was run by junior fullback Nick very well and he has been to a MTV athletic play by Matt Rogers at 13:13, but JMU play, and 1 think our kids had Hkt-W \MI st>\ manrphnotraplm and a great catch by Kondell.' regained the lead 21-14, after a every confidence in the world Sophomore cornerback Cortez Thompson (#36) returns an Interception for SB yard* during the Matthews said. "I think Nic fumble recoverv by Bradshaw that we could win that game second quarter of Saturday's game. The Dukes went on to beat the Tribe 34-31 in overtime. Tolley's also really playing at the Dukes' 49 lead to a 51- with Javson Fans pose danger to coaches, Wiz team to watch out for WIZ, from page 17 be impressed with his shot players at sporting events North Carolina superstar has blocking, rebounding and inten- been lights out on his new team, sity. To me, it's only a matter of FANS, from page 17 sports have come to? swarmed and swamped by posting a 242 points per game time before Haywood and on (he artificial turf, banged At what point do colleges drunken idiots. This from clip and playing over 10 minutes power forward Kwame Brown, his head and was eventually — who have rules about universities who are sup- more per game than anv other last year's No. 1 draft pick, com- J$<\ taken away on a stretcher. tfaBOM everything — make posedly concerned about Wizard. With all due respect to bine to form one of the most Wauford was taken away rules about who belongs on their athletes' welfare. Mark lh- Aimess. Jordan isn't the fea- dangerous low-post combina- in handcuffs a field and who doesn't? You my words, one day a kid is tured scorer on this club — it's tions in the league. Oh, and did r The arrest chnrge1 have a harder time getting going to break an arm under Stackhouse. hands down. Once I mention they're 22 and 20 M^/J Battery. The fallout? into the library than you do a pile of whooping fans and dubbed as selfish and a player years young old, respectively? Wauford was suspended getting to the 50-yard line. his career will be over. And who sometimes takes ill-advised It's safe to say these guys will be from the program. And we Consider a few basic facts then what? shots, "Stack" has learned to dis- patrolling the paint for a while. can only imagine what is of this story. Miami had just Wauford may have been tribute Ihe ball to open team- When looking at coming his way once lost the game on two contro- wrong, but he was only mates, leading Washington with Washington's 200:-03 roster, Flaugher's headache clears versial pass-interference being human. What was 4.9 assists per game. one thing stands out — youth. up and he talks to lawyers. penalties. Wauford is Flaugher being — besides a Now if you know me fairly Ihis team has 10 players with But while no one con- Miami's defensive coordina- fool? A 36-year-old has to well, you know I'm a huge four or fewer years of NBA dones violence, you have to tor, and therefore, he likely run onto a football field to Tarheels fan. So if s only fitting if experience. But fresh legs are MIKfc ALBWSKKTCampm Michael Jordan and his wonder if Wauford should felt worse than anyone. wave good-bye? Why? Was I toot the horn of my favorite starting to take over the league, school in all the land, by bring- and having substitutes like Wizards ara ona of the top be taking a fall for a system He is 32, a former stand- he a part of the win'' contandars In tha East, that is out of whack. out player himself, a big No. That's the mistake ing up three UNC alums who Dixon. Jeffries and center Etan After all. we live in a guy, strong and used to too many fans make. They will be crucial to the Wizards' Thomas ready to go anytime think they will finish, I'll save world where a female tennis physical contact. Along think they matter. They success this se.ison Ihe obvious certainly helps. The two grand- myself the risk of jinxing their player. Monica Seles, was comes this taunting fan. think they belong. They ones are Jordan and Stackhouse fathers on the squad are Jordan success by saying I'll root for stabbed in the back by a And Wauford — in anger, think by wearing a T-shirt or — household names in the bas- and Oakley, who have 31 years them no matter what their record is. Anytime the greatest rabid fan. frustration, self-protection, painting their face, they are ketball world — but there's of NBA experience between When a baseball coach whatever — shoves the guy. a part of the game and on another Dean Smith product them. Come playoff time, veter- ever to play the game is on the was recently jumped and And the guy happens to the team. that you may not have heard of. an leadership will be essential floor, your team has a chance beaten by two fans. Where land on his head. They're not. And they His name is Brendan Haywood, for this team loaded with young to win Plus, I have to stay true soccer crowds routinely All those circumstances don't belong on the field a 7-foot center who's in his sec- raw talent to the Carolina bloodline in the endanger one another in add up to disaster for You wouldn't put up with ond year as a Wizard. It's obviously very early to NBA. And oh yeah, how will postgame celebrations. Wauford. But what about such exits at your office. After some initial, expected predict how well any team will UNC basketball do this year? Did you know a Marshall the preventive math? How And football teams should- struggles as a rookie last season, do over the course of an 82- No comment. fan Web site made such omi- about a rule that keeps fans n't have to, either. The Haywood has started all but game season. But if the open- Khalil Garrioll is a junior nous threats against the off the field — period? handcuffs were on the one game so far, providing a ing weeks are any indication, SMAD major who is so desperate, Miami team, that Miami's What right do they have to coach. But it's fans who much-needed presence in the the Washington Wizards will he wishes his beloved Tarheels coach brought along sevor.il be out there? The six beers pose the danger. middle. His numbers won't turn the heads of opposing could grant former 7-foot-6-inch police officers to guard the they drank? Mitch Albom is a sptwfs colum- jump out at you, but watch this teams and coaches. Instead 01 center Serge Zwikker an extra year of eligibility. sideline? Is that what thfte I have seen players nist for tlw Detroit Free-Press. guy play and you can't help but rambling on about where I J THE NEW ITS SOMETHING ELSE Seats five, has 53 cubic feet of cargo space, and is available with 180 hp and a 6-speed manual shift. 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