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VOLUME LXVI. MARCH 31, 1933 No. 22 Joe Dienhart, ex-'27, coaches Cathedral High of Indian­ apolis to National Catholic Prep Baslcetball Cham­ SUMMARIES pionship 23 NEWS Scrimmages feature workouts as spring football prac­ '33 Laetare Medal given to John McCormack, Irish tice continues 23 Tenor .- - 5 Introducing Leo Cummins 24 A Report on Notre Dame's most Popular Expressions.— 5 Splinters from the Press Box 25 Committees and Price Announced for Senior Ball 6 On Down The Line _ 32 Colonel Hoynes, Dean Emeritus of the College of Law, Passes Away : 6 Final Performance of "Vagabonds" Tonight 7 COMING EVENTS Engineers' Club Hear Lecture on Aviation 11 First Public Concert of the University Glee Club Makes FRIDAY, March 31. —Lecture, "Wrought Iron," by Dr. Hit with Students 12 James Aston at 8:00 p. m., Auditorium of Engineering "Politics Special" enroute to Washington, D. C. will Building; "The Vagabonds" in Washington Hall at 8:15 visit Famous Places 16 p. m.; SCHOLASTIC Editorial Board meeting. Editorial Rooms at 6:30 p. m.; general stafi:" meeting, 7:00 p. m.; FEATURES Rifle team vs. Culver, at Culver. Mark Flanigan in "Man About The Campus" 8 SATURDAY, April 1.—Beginning of Pre-registration for "Voice of the Campus" 9 year 1934-'35; Movie, "Air Mail," Washington Hall, 6:45 "News of The Week" reviewed by George Leyes 10 and 8:15; Opening of University golf course; Rifle team vs. Culver, at Culver. Rockne Death Two Years Ago Today .....14 Johnson: Unemployment Insurance Impractical 15 SUNDAY, April 2.—Masses at 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, and 9:00 A Study of Notre Dame Architecture 16 a. m. in Sacred Heart Church; Benediction at 7:00 p. m. for upperclassmen, and at 7:30 p. m., for Freshmen and Wauwatosa, the Indians "Rich Country" 17 students of Morrissey and St. Edward's Halls; Debate, Affirmative team vs. Albion College, Washington Hall, SPORTS 8:00 p. m. Baseball squad deserts gymnasium for Brownson field; Al Costello shines in early workouts 20 MONDAY, April 3.—^Academy of Science meeting; Sym­ Fifty-two candidates force ciit of fencing squad; Exhibi­ phony Orchestra practice, Washington Hall, 6:30 p. m.; tion planned for May -. 20 Knights of Columbus meeting, Walsh Basement, 8:00 p. m.; Wranglers meeting, 6:30 p. m., Law Building. Ward beats Murphy as track team finishes in tenth place at Butler Relays •. 20 WEDNESDAY, April 5.—Lecture, "Chain Broadcasting," Coach Nicholson glum, over prospects for outdoor track by T. J. Jenkins, 8:00 p. ra., auditorium of Engineering season : - - 21 Building. Father Francis Ott, '15, appointed coach of golf; prac- . THURSDAY, April 6.—Spectators Meeting, 8:00 p. m.. tice starts early next week 21 Law Building; Lecture, "The Lure of Pictorial Art," by. University tennis tourney opens with fifty-one entrants..22 Mr. Frank M. Ludevig, 8:00 p. m., Washington Hall. Four The Scholastic

By Tighe Woods

\P ROM the first exquisite bars of the "Laudate it thoroughly. We can't give any one man, or Patrem" to the last stirring line of the "Victory any five men for that matter a "blow" without March," the Glee Club concert was a success. It faithfully naming the whole cast. We saw the would be hard to determine which number re­ "Student Prince" back when a $4.40 a seat was a ceived the greatest applause, or which soloist was bargain, and we were just as thrilled Wednesday encored the most, because the audience was abso­ night. lutely non-partisan. That is one nice thing about a columnist. You feel obligated to attend every­ thing that happens on the campus, even when you don't want to, and after it is all over you realize X HE campus political pot is beginning to sim­ what you might have missed. That group of fine mer again. There is no halfway course at Notre singers shouldn't be allowed to beg off with one Dame — either you go in for them, or you stay concert. Professor Casasanta should arrange an completely out. And it is much more fun to go in open air affair in the stadium some time in the for them. Even if you "have been defeated for spring and give the whole school, and South Bend, every office on the campus" (thanks boys!) it's, too, a chance to hear them. still fun. It is still too early to do any predicting, but we know that four men have declared their intentions to run for the presidency of the senior class, and a fifth man is going to declare himself X HE Girls' number of the Juggler swaggered at the last moment and run as a dark horse. The onto the campus Monday. We took a few over to big fight this year will be in the tax-exempt city Dillon for mercenary purposes, to wit: to do the clubs. They are the real political plums on the very things the Girls' number warns you not to campus, and they will draw the efforts of the do! That is a great hall for browsing. You can more able politicians. We'll review the sopho­ find everything in there from an upright piano to mores for you next week! a Metropolitan Club political caucus. The femi­ nine touch is much in evidence there, from huge, expensive glass-mounted photographs leaning coyly on dollar-down-and-dollar-a-month radio cabinets, to modest little snapshots pasted on the w comers of book-store blotters. But the effect was E ought to say something nice about Ed always the same: the most adamant sales resist­ Krause being elected basketball captain, but we ance would crumble by a nod towards the picture have a better one yet. After the last Southern of THE one and saying, "It's the Girls' number; California game the team had a fleet of Packard hadn't you better send one to her?" Oh, yes, sales cars put at their disposal. Ed and a few of his are picking up! cronies came out of the hotel where they were stopping and got into a Packard car waiting at the door. They did Hollywood and its environs, and returned sometime in the yawning hours. w They got out of the car and thanked the chauffeur. ERE you there Wednesday night, or last He acknowledged the thanks and said, "Twenty night? No? Well, you'd better get over there to­ dollars, please!" The boys didn't pay any atten­ night. You know where we mean, to see the tion to him and walked into the hotel. The irate "Vagabonds." You wouldn't want to be caught in cabby complained to Coach Anderson. It seems a Fourth of July parade in a derby hat, and you that the boys had not been particular about their won't want to admit that you missed this operetta. Packards, and had taken a cab by mistake. The We knew we were going to hear the best singers cabby couldn't tell "Hunk" any of their'names on the campus, but no one told us that we would but, "there was one big guy they kept calling also see a group of polished actors. We enjoyed 'Moose* all the time!" The bill was paid. March 31, 1933 Five IT SEENS N. D. HAS A JOHN McCORMACK, RENOWNED IRISH SLANG AU OF ITS OWN TENOR, AWARDED '33 LAETARE MEDAL

Local Boys Responsible For *\y^^^\^^^^WV^^S^^^^^^^^^^N^^^^^^^»^^^^^^^^^N^^ Many Fine Idioms. A Break at Last! Emily :\m ATION JUNE 4TH An inquiring reporter, inspired by Tells Girls to Finance the list of collegiate colloquialisms in last week's "College Parade," was on Part of Dance Week-End Award Given in Recognition the alert this week and gathered a of Outstanding Catholic's representative group of Notre Dame's Achievement. most popular expressions. The following letter sent to Emily Post and the answer given by the Before presenting the list, it should authority on etiquette throws some By Edward F. Mansfield be noted that some of these words light on a question long disputed, and phrases are typically Notre John McCormack, Ireland's master never settled: Dame's, while others are a part of of song, who has made his way into that composite slang resulting from Dear Mrs. Post: I have been invited the heart of the world with the beauty the cosmopolitan character of the to an affair at Annapolis for the of his voice, was given the honor last student body. No effort toward sep­ week-end. What are my obligations? arating these two groups has been My visit will necessitate an overnight made. stay and will of course mean train fare and meals. Here they are: Answer: According to best usage, Take it easy: expression of leave- "affair" means a love intrigue. Of taking. course I know that you mean a party Hotv they goin't'. greeting. of some sort. This much advice I can give: You do pay your own fare. You Hoivya hittin' 'em, or Hotvdja hit don't let a man pay your hotel bill. if!: pertaining to exams and quizzes. You don't pay for meals when stay­ Babe: girl. ing with friends. You goof!: used for everjrthing from a friendly greeting to a debat­ Examination For Sociology ing term (informal). Majors to be Held April 17 Screivy: slightly off, balmy, cracked or eccentric. The comprehensive examinations Chicken: quite deficient in courage. for students with Sociology as their Duties: those out-of-class papers major subject will be held Thursday JOHN MCCOKMACK assigned by most professors. afternoon, April 27. All who expect His art was acknowledged. Skiving: French leave, generally to be graduated in June, August, or taken in the stilly night from a hall January must take the examination Sunday of being the fifty-first recipi­ window; believed by many authori­ at this time. ent of the Laetare medal, Notre Dame's annual tribute to an Ameri­ ties to be an extinct species. In certain cases, described in the can Catholic lajrman for merit and Squirrelly: synonym for scre^oy; University catalogue, juniors are per­ outstanding achievement. less severe. mitted to take a part of this examina­ Wolf: those fur-coated denizens of tion. Additional details and a descrip­ Good Christian Example the Hook's-Palace of Sweets corners. tion of the subject matter for the ex­ amination may be found in the mime­ Reverend Charles L. O'Donnell, Goin' to totvn: progressing quite C.S.C., chairman of the Laetare med­ excellently along any given line of ographed instructions given to Sociol­ ogy majors at the start of the year. al committee, made it known that the activity: football, dancing, speaking, famous tenor was chosen winner of A copy of these instructions is on file etc. the award because of the good he has at the reference desk of the Univer­ brought to thousands with his sing­ Bloiv: publicity, or effusive greet­ sity Library. ing, or doing a bit of self-boosting ing, the aid he has given to many (latter rare interpretation, however). The tinie and place of the examina­ charities, and the splendid example tion will be announced later on the he has set as an exemplary Christian. Dumb cluck: somewhat wanting bulletin board at the entrance of the mentally. Administration Building. Renowned for both his operatic and Chiseller: (quite varied, this) a po­ concert singing, McCormack is best known in the role of the concert art­ litical hanger-on, a cigarette bimimer, In youth there is color and spark ist in this country because of his etc. which dazzle, giving little knowl­ many appearances in that capacity Brother Postoffice, or Bookstore, or edge of the soul within, but when before American audiences. The radio Express-office, or Lost and Found, etc. time has dulled the sparkle, then is and moving pictures have in recent self-explanatory. the story of the soul written full upon years brought the magic of his voice Can't take it: lacking in mental, the face — that all the world may moral, or physical stamina. read. (Continued on Page 13) Six y The Scholastic Colonel W. J. Hoynes Dies PRICE, CONNITTEES OF On Tuesday Afternoon BALL ARE ANNOPCED

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^w^^^^ Tickets For May 12 Affair And Tea Dance Are $8.50. CEREMONIES TODAY Class Elections Are to be A price which will include admis­ Last Week in April; No sion to both the Senior Ball on May Dean Emeritus of Law School Athletes to Compete 12 and the tea dance to be given at Succumbs in South Bend the Chain-o-Lakes Country Club on Hospital. Campus elections have been set for the following day was definitely set the last week of April. As yet no defi­ this week by Francis Werner and By Robert Dillon nite date has been selected. Thomas McLaughlin, president of the Senior class and chairman of the Ball At a meeting of the S. A. C. elec­ Colonel William J. Hoynes, Dean respectively. Eight dollars and fifty Emeritus of the College of Law, died tion committee with Father Dolan, Prefect of Discipline, Tuesday night, cents per senior, it has been decided, last Tuesday at St. Joseph's Hospital will be the amount necessary to in­ in South Bend. Continually for fifty March 28, new regulations regarding the coming spring elections were ad­ sure a representative dance. vised by the University. Committee Personnel It is to be definitely understood, as Cognizance has been taken of the stated by the Prefect of Discipline, recent petition circulated in senior that no student participating in var­ halls, calling for a substantial reduc­ sity athletics or who plans to parti­ tion of the ticket price, with the cipate in such athletics next year will result that a 30 per cent slice has be eligible to become a candidate for been made in respect to last year's representation in the S. A. C. This figure. also includes the office of class presi­ dent, which by its very nature makes With the above bit of news was the its holder an "ex-officio" S. A. C. rep­ announcement of the personnel of the resentative. various committees in charge of the dance. The committees follow: Senior Banquet To Be Held TEA DANCE: Chairmen, John J. Collins. The reasons given for such action John J. Galla; John H. Travers, Allison J. was that athletic competition and O'Brien, Marion J. Blake. practice prevent the individual from TICKETS: Chairman, Thomas A. Hughen; Thomas J. Meeker, John F. Cary, Bernard M. being an active member of the S. A. DeLay. Edmund L. Moriarily. C. This ruling is to be made appli­ MUSIC: Chairmen. H. A. Douville and J. cable to all forms of athletics. B. Clark; John H. Poynton, Josei)h J. Dock- The off-campus representative to man, William A. Burke, Gerald L. Finneran. the S. A. C. is to be a man who has FAVORS: Chairman, Charles A. Conley; South Bend as his official residence, Edward G. Siegfried, Peter J. Connelley. COLONEL WILLIAM J. HOYNES Charles B. Lcnahan, Leonard D. Reagan. for there will be no oif-campus stud­ Requiescat in Pace. PROGRAMS: Chairman, Anthony J. Pug- ents next year. liese; Natt G. McDougall, Francis E. Marra, years he was a familiar and much be­ Plans for the senior banquet were James C. Galligan, John F. Gill. loved figure at the University of discussed. It was proposed to hold it in PATRONS: Chairman, Hugh M. Colopy. Notre Dame. Lawyer, soldier, educa­ the lay dining hall at 7 o'clock some Theodore A. Nolan, Murray J. Booth, William J. Kennedy, Donald W. McCue. tor, and Catholic gentleman, his bril­ evening near the semester examina­ tion period. This particular time was RECEPTION: Chairman. Joseph J. Kurth ; liant career was marked by toil, ac­ John E. Tohin, Raymond J. Brancheau, Mich­ complishment and devoted service. proposed because many of the seniors ael T. Coyle, Rolden A. Schefter. go home during the week prior to Represents A C^neration PUBLICITY: Chairman Karl L. Vogel- graduation. At the time of examin­ heim; Edwardo Roxas, James L. Bourke, Ed­ The oldest alumnus and this year's ations, all seniors will be on the cam­ ward W. Dailey. Nicbalas P. Lukats. freshman, all had seen or heard of pus and able to attend the banquet. INVITATIONS: Chairman, Paul F. O'Neil; Colonel Hoynes. Men of the past and This banquet will be an annual Frederick L. Weniger, -Arthur C. Smith, Don­ of the present generation have felt event. The S. A. C. \n\\ provide cig­ ald E. Schnabel, William E. Ackermann. his influence. Enrolling in Notre arettes, cigars, and incidentals. The BALLROOM: Chairman. Robert' M. John­ son ; Charles T. Downs, Paul E. Gray, Norm­ Dame in 1868, after colorful service Jugglers will furnish the musical en­ an J. Greeney, John H. Lynch. in the Civil War, he finished his prep­ tertainment. Eev Charles O'Donnell, ARRANGEMENTS: Chairman, Eugene M. aratory studies here, then attended C.S.C., President of the University, is Fleckenstein; David S. McCaffery, Robert B. the University of Michigan where -he expected to be the speaker of the Filson, Joseph F. Dempsey, Thomas F. graduated with an LL.B. degree. He evening. O'Meara. was awarded an A.M. in 1878 and an ENTERTAINMENT: Chairman, James B. LL.D, in 1888 by Notre Dame. McLaughlin; Donald G. Waufle, Charles M. The best things in life do not come Ryan. Laurence D. Chouinard, Francis J. Having been a journalist in differ- by argument but by assumption.— O'Keefe. (Continued on Page 27) Rev. C. J. McCombe. (Continued on Page 27) March 31, 1933 Seven ALBION COLLEGE WILL Last Showing of Operetta DEBATE HERE SUNDAY Will Be Tonight At 8:15 Will Meet Local Team at Eight in Washington Hall. BIG CROWDS ATTEND Lawyers Cut Their Ball By Thomas Proctor Price to $2.25; Manley Cast Gives Fine Performances Made Ticket Chairman Washington Hall will house a deci­ Wednesday and Thursday; sion debate between the University of Many Encores Received. Notre Dame and Albion College of John Manley, of Dyersville, Iowa, Albion, Michigan, Sunday evening, ticket committee chairman of the April 2nd at 8 o'clock. Hugh Fitz­ Lawyers' Ball made known the price By James Byrne gerald, Robert Schmellzle, and Wil­ of this year's dance early this week: liam Kirby will defend the affirmative Encouraged by the justifiably vig­ side of the tax question for Notre orous reception given them by the Dame. audiences of Wednesday and Thurs­ This debate is a return contest with day nights, "The Linnets" are primed the Albion men on the proposition, for the final presentation of their "Resolved: that at least half of In­ operetta —"The Vagabonds"—^tonight diana's and Michigan's state and local at 8:15 o'clock, in Washington Hall. revenues should be derived from The fact that Washington HaU was sources other than tangible property." filled to capacity for both perform­ Last week Max Baer and John Hey- ances attests the quality of the pro­ wood argued the negative side of this duction. The adeptness with which question with the Albion College af­ members of the cast have portrayed firmative team in a non-decision con­ their roles has insured the future of test. "The Linnets" as a permanent cam­ W. J. Coyne, debate director, has se­ pus organization. cured the services of Professor Wil­ One Act: Two Scenes liam P. Sandford, Head of the Speech A one-act musical play of two Department at the University of Illi­ scenes, "The Vagabonds"—as the title nois, who will give a critical judgment suggests — is a story concerning the of the debate. JOHN MANLEY fortunes and woes of the knights of Albion College has made an impos­ Dijersville comes through. the open road. The aged king of Non- ing record on the question of taxa­ sensia ,John Egan, because of his ad­ tion. It boasts a win by audience vanced years is not in a position to decision over Northwestern Univer­ Tickets may be purchased for $2.25, cope with the unruly elements who sity. a figure which shows a substantial take refuge in the mountains of his Mr. Coyne wishes to state that the reduction in respect to last year's fee. realm. Hence the task of subjugat­ series of debates scheduled for April The sale will begin about the middle ing these vagrants falls upon the with Western Reserve have been can­ of next week. shoulders of the Crown Prince of celled by the Cleveland school. Nego­ A complete rostrum of committee Nonsensia, John Ryan. tiations are under way at the present personnel submitted to THE SCHOLAS­ time for a radio debate with Purdue TIC yesterday, runs as follows: Attired in the garb of a woman, the Crown Prince, with his aides, sets University after Spring vacation. GENERAL CHAIRMAN: Norbeit J. Christman. out for the vagabond stronghold. His Students May Still Enter TICKETS: J. Manley, chairman ; L. Hodel, Royal Highness and the members of Breen Oratorical Contest T. Cannon, F. Dittoe, E. Bai-rett, L. Johnson. his entourage are taken captive by a E. Valelee, C. Powers. contingent of the bandits. Upon hear­ PUBLICITY: F. Brown, chairman; D. ing that his men have taken a woman A definite date has not as yet been Lencioni, T. Reed, W. Keckich, A. Kata. J. set for the annual Breen Medal Ora­ Ruberto, F. Kopinski. prisoner, Furio, the leader of the ruf­ torical Contest. As was announced MUSIC: R. Prescott, chaii-man: L. Cook. fians, Robert Nesbit, orders his men last week, this contest will be held N. Hoffman, P. Konop, E. Massa, T. Mor- to prepare the camp for a wedding— awski, H. Zifferin. his wedding. shortly after Easter vacation; that is, INVITATIONS: C. Baxter, chariman: B. the elimination contest will be held at Desenberpr, F. Schumacher, J. Crimmins, A. Roachs' Part that time. Duffy, R. Daerr, J. Harrison, J. Dwyer. W. J. Coyne, debate coach, who has RECEPTION: T. Coushlan, chairman; M. S. Jerome Roach, as Ballikook, the Schwartz, C. Randolph, V. Ponic, D. Madill, vagabond chef, is commanded to per­ been handling the details of the ora­ D. O'Keefe, W. Sullivan. tory meet says that several students form the ceremony. With knife in have already signified their intentions hand, Jerry advise? the heavily veiled of entering the competition for the We can all have the comforting re­ woman to say, "I do." "Say yes, and coveted gold medal. Any student flection that every time we drink beer you lose your heart," he informs her. who wishes to enter must hand in his we are performing a patriotic act.— "Say no, and you lose your head," he name to some member of the Speech C. D. Williams, secretary of the U. S. threatens. Department at once. Brewers Association. (Continued on Page 30) Eight The Scholastic WRANGLERS HEAR TALK MAN ABOUT THE CAMPUS ON BANKING REMEDIES

It's too bad that walking races are They say that Jim Harris and Moe not a feature of intercollegiate track, Lee know the whole story, but they're Blish Advises Organization of for if they were, Mark Flanigan afraid to tell. Small Banks. would have won a monogram in his Outside of this touch of mystery, first year of competition. Mark is Mark's life is an open book. A phi- undoubtedly the fastest walker on the "I propose three remedies for the campus. If he wanted to, he could existing banking situation," said Eu­ give Father Farley a twenty yard gene S. Blish, member of the Club, head start from Soi-in steps, and be addressing the Wranglers' society eating his dessert in the Dining Hall last Monday evening in the Law when Father Farley rounded the Building. By a rising vote the club Badin corner. Thats' walking! No approved the speaker's plan as being one can match that stride of Mark's sensible, practicable, and sound. — the rhythmically swinging arms, "First, absorb, merge, and consoli­ the swift patter of those nimble feet. date small or poorly-managed bank institutions, into regional organiza­ Encyclopedia On Foot tions," stated Blish. "This would But fleetness of foot is by no means eliminate inefficiency and cut down Mark's only accomplishment. Mark's unworthy banks. Second, require all knowledge of horses and the history banks to join the Federal Eeserve of horse-racing is so extensive as to System to prevent useless competi­ be encyclopedic. They say that there tion, rivalry, and jealousy. Keep commerical banks distinctly in the ai-e two or three fellows at Notre field of banking. At the present time Dame, — one in Walsh Hall, particu- such banks are nothing more than 'fi­ lai'ly, — who know as much as Mark MAEK FLANIGAN nancial department stores.' Banks does about horses, but we doubt it. More than ani/thing else—horses. should serve industry, not compete He can tell you anything you w^ant with it." to know about the sport of kings — losophy major, he is one of those eru­ the state of the track at Chui-chill dite individuals who are accepted as For a third remedy the speaker Downs when Old Eosebud set the rec­ "authorities" in Father Ward's Ethics proposed the adoption of the Aldrich ord for the Derby back in 1914, a class. At present, he is the authority Bank Plan, which would separate the record which lasted until Twenty on animal husbandry; next week it activities of commercial and invest­ Grand broke it the year before last; will be something else. After his ment banks, and limit speculation the exact percentage of races won by graduation in June, Mark intends to with its correlative, floating of worth­ geldings as opposed to those won by study law at Harvard. His argumen­ less securities. Such a plan would al­ stallions; the pedigree of any horse tative nature should be of great value so prevent the control of directorships that ever ran in the big time. If you to him in the legal profession. He and board seats of corporations by should ever have an argument that likes to read, Thornton Wilder being the bankers. "Banks have a strangle­ you can't decide, just bring the prob­ his favorite American novelist. He hold on industry," he said. lem over to 351 Sorin. Mark will has no use for golf, which he claims James Boyle presided over the gladly settle all bets. to be a waste of time. meeting. Eludes Questions Mark is very proud of his Irish an­ cestry. In speaking of this subject he Father 0*Hara Begins Next to horses, Mark likes dogs must warn you never to spell his best. He wouldn't trade his collie for name Flanagan. For some reason or Alumni Religious Survey a Hispano-Suiza, w-ith a villa on the other he is very proud of the i in the Riviera throwTi in. Unlike many pi'e- middle of his surname. Perhaps Jim Reverend John F. O'Hara, C.S.C, \ious men - about - the - campus, Mark Danehy or one of the other campus claims to have no interest in that Prefect of Religion, is sending a ques- authorities on Irish lore can tell you tionnaii'e to 5,500 lay alumni of the class of human beings laughingly re­ why. But however you spell it, it's ferred to as the weaker sex. We say University this week. The question­ a good name, and Mark deserves to naire was printed the early part of that he "claims to" because we ai-e in­ bear it if anybody does. clined to doubt that Mark is telling the week. > the whole truth. The evidence to the It contains fifty questions, practi- I contrary is circumstantial, but no less The gold King's Ci-own is awarded cally all of which were suggested by i strong. All we need to say is that annually to Columbia University stu­ the alumni themselves when the alum- ? he often dsappears from the hall at dents who rank high in campus activ­ ni survey was made two years ago. -| one o'clock in the afternoon, and does ities outside of athletics. This year The result of the questionnaire will | not show his face again until mid­ 19 students received the gold awards be published in next year's Religious = night. Mark is vex-y reticent about and 58 were given silver awards. Six Survey. Last year's questions were ' these excursions of his. When ques­ of the gold recipients are members of sent to the students then at Notre tioned point-blank, he always man­ the staff of the Spectator, undergrad­ Dame, and the results were published ages somehow to change the subject. uate daily. a few weeks ago. March 31, 1933 Nine LUDEVIG TO CONTINUE ART LECTURES THURSDAY VOICE OF THE CAMPUS All letters to the Voice of the Cam/pus rrvust be addressed to the Editor of Second Lecture of Series Will THE SCHOLASTIC, 119 Sorin Hall. Names must be signed in fiill. Initials vnll Be On "Pictorial Art." be used upon request.

By Robert Ervin Joyful Souls even by the best of "drug store cow­ boys"— I refer to the word under­ The second in a series of ai't lec­ Dear Editor: taker. I am sure you will pardon my Editing THE SCHOL.ASTIC is no tures will be delivered by Mr. Frank forwardness in correcting your erst­ small job and you do it pretty well. M. Ludevig, April 6th in Washington while error, but — undertakers have But you are not always so good on Hall. "The Lure of Pictorial Art," is gone the waj"^ of their trade name, and the editorials. Class and campus pol­ the title of this lecture. we moderns speak loftily of funeral To arouse appreciation of the fine itics you seem to know, otherwise how directors. would you have got the job of editor? art of painting, and to stimulate aes­ I feel sure that if you again inter­ Some of the fellows were discussing thetic response are the purposes of view Mr. Fiss he will agree with me your "March 17" in the last issue. the address. Mr. Ludevig will point as to my statement. Then if you The general opinion was that there out how any student, regardless of should desire more definite proof I can you got over your head. the course he is pursuing, may ac­ refer you to an active member of our quire a practical judgment of fine art. This for instance: "March 17 is in­ R. I. Alumni Club of N. D., who To Correct Misconceptions variably a signal for every son and though engaged in this far-famed daughter of Erin to wave the green The first part of the talk will con­ profession, refuses to recognize the flag and grow wistful about the glor­ sist in the refutation of popular mis­ doubtful title of undertaker. ies of the old country, and the mag­ conceptions concerning the art of nificent battle she has waged for her With best regards, and good wishes painting, and in establishing correct for more copies of THE SCHOLASTIC, independence." This is simply to notions as to the true function of I am, state a fact but to go on and assert paintings. Popular judgment some­ that the Irish ignore the big thing "Little Rhody," times considers a painting good when behind the fact is simply to distort N. D. '20. it looks natural or lifelike. Leading the truth. artists contend, however, that a paint­ Did you ever hear of King David? ing should be criticized from the Coincidence No. Well, he danced and sang before standpoint of its design qualities, and Dear Editor: the Ark. Do you think it was just of the interpretation which result April 6, 193-3, the day when "beer to make an exhibition, to let off his from the creative urge of the artist. comes back" to the U. S. A., is being enthusiasm? No, It was because the This explains why some masterpieces looked forward to with mixed feelings Ark was a very sacred thing and he may be hung upside down, and still by the population, wise and foolish, was a joyful soul. Well, so are the gain recognition as consummate of the country. Irish. Did you take part in the Sen­ works of art. One set, composed of fools, are ior Washington Day exercises? Yet A practical demonstration, with planning a "bust" that will be un­ there are those who would abolish it slides showing the works of a few exampled, unsurpassed and unprece­ as just so much parade and nonsense. leading American and European art­ dented as an orgy of guzzling. Too, if you were on the comer of ists, will comprise the second part of Another" set of fools, the fanatical State and Madison at eleven o'clock the lecture. Mr. Ludevig will evaluate drys, are hoping that the wet fool? on Armistice Day, no doubt you would these paintings in the light of the will drown themselves, along with all think that solemn ceremony a bit of principles listed above. hope of Volstead Repeal, in the An- "hooey." The list could be multiplied. heuser flood, so that the yoke of Vol- But why go on? So just go slow University Golf Course steadism may be kept on the shoul­ when it comes to the Natural expres­ Will Open Tomorrow- ders of the people. sion of a people's loyalty. A third set, the wise wets, are cau­ —Q. E. D. Opening of the William J. Burke tioning the wet fools to go easy and memorial golf course for the coming to consider seriously and solemnly the season has been set for Saturday, Morticians! real significance of the day—libera­ tion from an unjust law, for which April 1, Reverend Patrick H. Dolan, The Editor of THE SCHOLASTIC liberation they ought to thank God, C.S.C, Prefect of Discipline, an­ Sorin Hall nounced this week. instead of going the drys another Notre Dame Indiana. The failure of students using the chance. course to start from number one tee Dear Sir: For Catholics, by an historical co­ will result in the loss of the privilege After reading every issue of your incidence of commanding significance, of playing for the remainder of the SCHOLASTIC since September it sur­ the day has a meaning that is worth semester, Father Dolan stated. prised and pained me to notice in being remarked. April 6, 1933, marks your issue of March 17 an article in the formal opening of the Holy Year, A radio broadcast was recently held which your well kno\vn journalist, Mr. proclaimed by Pope Pius XI in com­ in which the noise made by the cos­ J. D. Porterfield, used quite frequent­ memoration of the nineteenth centen­ mic ray was trapped and amplified ly in his article about Charles Fiss, a ary of Our Lord's redemption of man­ so that millions of listeners could word that is obsolete and which in kind by His Divine Passion. For that hear it in their sitting rooms. this part of the U. S. is discontinued. (Continued on Papre 12) Ten The Scholastic m\mm is SUBJEO ROMAN LAW DISCUSSED News of the Week OF FR. SIGNAR'S TALK .By Georsc Leyes AT PATRICIANS MEETING The unsettled feeling in Europe International Relations Club has been heightened by the stirring Bookwalter, Ballman Present Hears Talk on Germany. events in Germany this week, particu­ Interesting Papers. larly by those concerning discrimina­ tory measures against the Jews. The James W. Bookwalter and Richard By Richard Tobin Jewish people fear not so much physi­ J. Ballman read papers, which had as their theme, Roman Law, at a meet­ "The rise of Hitlerism to govern­ cal maltreatment as they do boycotts in business, in the professions in ing of the Patricians Club Tuesday ment is a sad story of intrigues and evening, March 28. Bookwalter pre­ hatching plots. Not natural force, which they excel, and disenfranchise- ment. sented a treatise entitled "Roman not genius, not a fair battle brought Legislative Assemblies" in which he Hitlerism to the top, but suppression traced the development of the patricia of ijolitical meetings before the elec­ The average German Jew is con­ potestas through its successive stages tion, the insufficiency of his adver­ ceded to be more intelligent than the to the iniperium of the kings. saries, of an old, too old, president, average German, and naturally is op­ Rome's Contributions and of a disregard for all human posed to such discriminations and re­ rights," said the Reverend Julian P. strictions. The Nazi government "Law And Its Enforcement in the Sigmar in his address on "Hitler and should be aroused by the fact that Roman Republic" was the topic Hitlerism" before the International their actions have brought about treated by Richard Ballman. After Relations Club last evening. world-wide protests. It is hoped that, sketching the manner in which the such structure will lead to different Romans met and decided the legal The speaker stated at the outset of treatment. issues of the day, the speaker con­ his talk that he did not propose to cluded: "Even though the city of speak about the question of whether Rome fell, it left to the world some­ the Jews in Germany are really per­ The new spirit of optimism that thing which has never lost its pin­ secuted, whether there will be war came with the new deal makes it na­ nacle position as a remembrance of with Germany. He did not intend to tural to believe that all the other in­ the ancient world: that is, its law settle, he said, the problems of what dustries will follow in the footsteps code and law enforcement system. kind of Catholic Hitler is, or at what of the beer manufacturers and will Most of our court procedure and laws time the monarchy might be restored. start a forward march toward hap­ of today are modifications of the pier days. Roman courts and Roman code; in Pre-war Germany fact, the fundamentals of our crim­ inal court procedure as found in our "Rather," he said, "I might give a Rapid-fire legislation continues to state constitutions, compare almost report of the political development in be put forward in Washington under identically with Roman criminal Germany and the influence of the the partial dictatorial powers of Pres­ court system. This fact alone stands Treaty of Versailles. I intend to il­ ident Roosevelt. Last Monday the as a monument to the legal-minded- lustrate the causes and inhibitions of President issued his first order under ness of the Romans." a political party called National So­ his sweeping powers of reorganiza­ cialists, regarding this party only as tion, and in effect abolished the fed­ Both papers were well received and a typical case of. a general political eral farm board, establishing all fed­ were indicative of intensive research and social rule." eral agricultural agencies under one on the part of their authors. Upon unit. A saving of more than S200,- the completion of these readings, a The political structure of pre-war 000,000 is the immediate effect of this general discussion ensued. Both Ball- Germany and the character of the merger. man and Bookwalter acquitted them­ first revolution 1918-1920 were en­ selves admirably in meeting the ques­ tered into in detail by the speaker in tions put to them by the members of order that the sudden rise of Hitler The conservatives and the usual the Club. and his party to power in Germany discordant groups in Congress are al­ The next meeting of this organiza­ might be more thoroughly understood. ready beginning to kick up their heels tion is to be held immediately follow­ He depicted the intense class distinc­ in hostility to the speed with which ing the Easter holidays. tion of pre-war Germany as well as the new administration is putting for­ the rights which were withheld from ward its legislative program, protest­ Engineers To Hear Lecture all except the 'full-citizens,' as they ing that it precludes any beneficial were called. criticism or debate. It should be re­ "Chain Broadcasting" is the topic membered, however, that these are of a lecture to be delivered at a joint Influencing Items emergency measures and are not meeting of the American Institute of meant to be permanent policies. The factors contributing to the rise Electrical Engineers and the Engi­ of the present party ruling in Ger­ neer's Club by T. J. Jenkins, division many were enumerated and explained Many people in Chicago may be engineer of the Cleveland office of the by the speaker. The political blunders disappointed if they stay up after American Telephone and Telegraph of the ruling parties, the sudden midnight, April 6, waiting for their company, Wednesday, April 5, at 8 change from a monarchy to the re­ delivery of beer, because of the great o'clock. public, the maltreatment of many of number of orders. At present it seems The meeting will be held in the the officers returning from the war, doubtful whether deliveries will be auditorium of the Gushing Hall of (Continued on Page 22) (Continued on Page 30) Engineering. March 31, 1933 Eleven

STAHS HEALY ANALYZES WORK SPRING "SANTA MARIA" LECTURER U.S. OF CHEKOV IN TALK AVIATION RATES HRST TO BOOKMEN. ON CAMPUS MONDAY EVE

Will be Distributed at Regular Statistics Point To American "Chekov was not so bitter as K. C. Meeting. Superiority in Air. Bierce, nor so taken up vdtla. the oc­ cult as Poe," said Gene Healy in a Green in color, but not in journal­ "America has more airplanes than paper on Anton Chekov read at the ism, the Spring number of the Santa any other country in the world, and meeting of the Bookmen last Monday Maria will be handed Monday evening we are flying each plane more miles evening. "But there is in him some­ to all members of the local council of per year than other countries are — a thing of them both; a sombemess, an the Knights of Columbus. fact which is a direct answer to the outlook which is most certainly not Four new pages filled with feature cry of the uninformed that America roseate." and news stories of the activities of is behind other nations in aviation," Tlie speaker related how Chekov the Notre Dame Council have been said Captain Clarence Cornish, mana­ began his literary career, writing bits added to this issue, making the mag­ ger of the Airco flying service in Fort of light, humorous comedy for the azine nine pages in length. . Wayne and former world war aviator, various newspapers. Their merit was Once again the Santa will be for­ in his address to the Engineers' Club more than ordinary. At the behest of warded to 3,000 Knights of Columbus last Tuesday night. his friends, Chekov began the series Councils in the United States, for the of social stories and drama which edification of many a K. C. reader. Have Most Licensed Crafts were to give him a high rank among Said Editor Becklenberg about the "Air passenger traffic increased Russian writers. He was a reformer coming issue: "It represent a sub­ 310 per cent from 1929 to 1932," Cap­ at heart, and attempted to change the stantial amount of work by the fel­ tain Cornish continued, "in contrast lives of his countrymen by picturing lows on the stafF. I have not done an to a forty per cent decrease in train them at their worst, moralizing their awful lot . .: . . I hope people like passenger traffic and a ten per cent miseries. His early training for med­ it." loss in bus transportation." icine enabled him to develop a keen "48,000,000 passenger - miles were analysis of character, with the result Complete Arrangements For totalled by the principal American that we are astounded at the lifelike Chicago Club Dance lines in 1929, fifteen per cent more qualities of many of his created fig­ than all other countries combined," ures. Plans have been definitely com­ said the research expert and former Healy placed much stress on pleted for the Chicago Club Easter Army flyer, "and U. S. airmail in Chekov's peasant origin as a vital dance, according to John Collins, gen­ 1929 amounted to 9,000,000-pounds." factor in his philosophy of life. His eral chairman. The airmail figures for 1932 were father had purchased his freedom The grand ballroom of the Stevens lower because of increased postage from an overlord, and had settled on hotel has been chosen as the most con­ rates, he explained. a small plot of ground to furnish his venient spot to hold the dance. Jack "Statistics show that America also family with but the bare necessities Chapman, popular Chicago orchestra leads today in number of licensed of life. It was this hum-drum, sordid will play. planes, with Germany second, and existence Chekov revolted against, Thomas A. Gorman, president of Great Britain and France following and spent the greater part of his life the Chicago Club, has issued an invi­ in order," added Captain Cornish. trying to better himself. tation to those students who are spending Easter at Notre Dame. Future Of U. S. Aviation Tickets for the dance are now "An increase of airplane cruising Entertainment Planned For available in all halls on the campus. Reservations may be made without speed from an average of 120 miles French Club Meet Monday per hour in 1929 to 150 in 1932 was purchasing a ticket. The price will be brought about by constant advance­ $3.50 a couple. ment in design of planes and motors, The Notre Dame French Club will and present engineering progress hold an important meeting in the Junior Master Objects music room of Washington Hall next along these lines indicates that new To Being Made a Peer developments will come so rapidly Monday night. It intends to form­ that 85 per cent of our present Army ulate plans for a wide program of LONDON—The London Daily Mail and Navy planes will be obsolete at a activities to be carried out during the last week reported the case of a not far distant date," the captain spring months. teacher who was more than put out stated regarding future aviation ad­ Russel Stemper, tenor of the Notre by being made a peer. vancement. Dame Glee Club, accompanied by He was G. H. Northing, a junior Four reels of Army air corps John Hines, has prepared a series of master of Drax Grammar School, movies showing the latest types of popular numbers. In the form of fur­ near Selby, Yorkshire, England. Army planes, and tests and experi­ ther entertainment, John McLaughlin By the death of a cousin he ap­ ments at Wright Field, army avia­ and Louis Grosso will read a French parently succeeds to the Irish earl­ tion research headquarters in Dayton, paper. Grosso has chosen the subject, dom of Altamont. Said he: Ohio, were shown — the speaker hav­ "My Travels in France and Switzer­ "A beastly nuisance. I am perfect­ ing gone to Dayton last week to se­ land." Three trumpet players of the ly happy at the school and want no cure these reels for his lecture to Notre Dame Jugglers will also pre­ further distinction than that of junior Notre Dame engineers. sent several musical novelties. master." Twelve The Scholastic

Six Senior Lawyers Pass G1£E CLUB CORCERT Indiana Bar Examinations GLASS FUKING PROCESS WINS SrODENT ENCORE DISCUSSED BY CHENISr Six of the seven seniors in the Col­ lege of Law who tried the Indiana Two Hours of Fine Singing State Bar examinations last week at Lecture and Demonstration is Given; Plaudits Many. Indianapolis were successful. They Given at Chemical Societyl are Talbot, Randolph, Prescott, Dit- toe, Sullivan, and Ruberto. Of the Dr. W. T. Levitt, technician of the Music lovers at Notre Dame were seventy-two men who took the exami­ Corning Glass Society, Corning, N. thrilled last Sunday night when they nations, only thirty passed. attended the first public concert of Y., was the speaker at a meeting of the University Glee Club. Professor the St. Joseph Valley section of the Joseph J. Casasanta and his singing VOICE OF THE CAMPUS American Chemical Society, held Mon­ organization of some fifty voices pre­ (Continued from Page 9) day evening in Chemistry Hall. He sented two hours of excellent enter­ demonstrated and lectured on the art of making scientific apparatus. tainment. day Pope Pius has asked that Holy Opening the program with a trio of Hour devotions be held with special Uses Slides religious airs, the Glee Club literally solemnity, including the exposition of sounded like "the chords of a mighty Dr. Levitt began by showing slides the Blessed Sacrament. of the processes and equipment em­ organ." The motets offered were In expressing his desire for this ployed by the ancient glass blowers. "Laudate Patrem," "Plorate Filli Is­ commemoration of Our Saviour's suff­ The glass which was incorporated in­ rael," and "Ave Maria." So powerful erings, on April 6, the Holy Father to the apparatus of the early alchem­ was the rendition of these selections, his said: ists was of a very poor quality. Be that the audience's tribute was one of "Among the sacred mysteries of cause of this fraility, artificial heat silence. the Redemption of mankind — the could not be used satisfactorily in Solos Well Done nineteenth centenary celebration of laboratory operations. In distilling, which, announced by Us, is imminent for instance, the sun's rays were util­ Eussel Semper made his debut as a —one of the most touching for every ized instead of oil fires. Thus, it took tenor with the singing of "Because" Christian who is not insensible to the the alchemist approximately 20 days and "The Sunshine of Your Smile." sufferings of his Lord, is that of the to do what a modern chemist could These were followed by a negro spir­ Agony of Jesus in the Garden of accomplish in ten hours. itual part song, "Were You There?" Olives." featuring Justin Tompkins, baritone Apparatus Costs $40 soloist. It was in the Garden of Olives that Using a combination oxygen-gas John Ryan, tenor, and S. Jerome Our Saviour cried out that the bitter blowpipe and Pyrex glass, the techni­ Roach, baritone, were featured in cup of passion be taken from His lips. cian exhibited the more important solos that were loudly applauded by One cannot escape the striking co­ steps in assembling glassware used the audience. Both Ryan and Roach incidence: on April 6 "the cup that in chemistry. By cutting, blowing, rendered several encores. inebriates" will be drained by many, and fitting glass tubing, the lecturer George Menard's interpretation of even to the dregs of sin. made an upright condenser. Next, a "Why Darkies Were Bom," was On April 6 the bitter cup of Christ's separate funnel was fitted with stop warmly received. As an encore, he passion will be commemorated by cocks and a drip tube. Finally, an sang the ever popular ballad, "My Catholics the world over. ordinary flash was equipped with Hero." Other selections that received F. C. L. three ground glass necks. The appar­ encores were "In Old Nassau," and atus assembled during the demonstra­ "Czecho-Slovakian Dance Song." Carr, Olympic Champion, tion. Dr. Levitt said, would retail at $40. Semi-classic And Humor May Never Run Again Two Victor Herbert numbers, "The Mascot of the Troop," and "The Philadelphia, Pa. —Bill Carr, the Fordham Cards Three Big March of Toys" were rivaled in popu­ Arkansas flyer who last summer ran larity only by the two humorous se­ to fame in the Olympic games and Games for '33 Grid Year lections, "There's A Hole in the Bot­ who is now a student at the Univer­ tom of the Sea," and "Why Don't sity of Pennsylvania, will probably New York City — Fordham Univer­ You Try?" Soloist Roach featured the never run again, following an acci­ sity's long ambition to become known latter selection. dent here last week in which he broke nationally as a big football school is "Songs of the Campus" were pre­ both ankles and his pelvis bone. to be somewhat realized in 1934 when sented as the final group on the pro­ Lawson Robertson, coach of the at least three intersectional games gram. ~ All the official school songs University track team and the Amer­ will be played by the local outfit. were sung by the Glee Club members. ican Olympic track teams, said the Purdue and Southern Methodist had The concert ended with the "Victory accident occurred while C^rr was been signed up earlier this year for March." standing on the running board of an the 1934 season, and last week Jack automobile which crashed into an­ Coffey, graduate manager, announced The sober fact is that the world is other. the addition of the University of Ten­ nearer today a catastrophe of major Carr, who held the 400-meter nessee to the schedule for that year. proportions than at any time since world's record, was thrown to the The game is to be played Nov. 3 at the World War.—James G. McDonald. street. the Polo Grounds here. March 31, 1933 Thirteen

Prof. Buckley Returns liETARE NEDAL GOES From Illinois Trip JOHNSON GIVES PATER TO JOHN irCORHACK AT ECONOMIC SEMINAR (Continued from Page 5) Professor Louis F. Buckley, De­ partment of Economics, has just re­ turned from a trip through Illinois in Traces Unemployment From to thousands who would have other­ Early Peasant Days. wise been unable to hear him. Al­ the interests of the University. Wed­ though a native Irishman, McCor- nesday, March 2, he addressed the mack became an American citizen in students of De La Salle High School "Unemployment Insurance" was 1919. of Joliet. That evening he was en­ the topic of a paper "read by Walter The golden jubilee of the presenta­ tertained at a dinner given by the Johnson at a meeting of the Econom­ tion of the medal will be celebrated Notre Dame Alumni Club. Thursday, ic Seminar Tuesday evening in the this year at the 88th annual com­ March 24, Mr. Buckley was a guest Law building. Tracing its history mencement exercises of the Univer­ speaker at Fox Valley High School. from feudal times when serfdom and sity, on June 4th — McCormack's 49th Dixon High School had a "Go To handicraft production were promin­ birthday, incidentally — by a special College Day" Friday, March 24. Rep­ ent, Johnson showed that unemploy­ program. It is planned to have pres­ resentatives of twelve colleges ad­ ment was unknown in the more or ent all living recipients of the medal dressed the students of Dixon High less backward nations. who may be able to come to the cam­ on this particular day. On all three "But as the slave became a peas­ pus at that time. occasions the Alumni Clubs of the ant, and the peasant a freedman, as towns visited cooperated with Profes­ the handicraft worker was replaced Bom In 1884 sor Buckley in establishing a contact by the machine, and factories ap­ John McCormack's life story from between Notre Dame and the high peared, unemployment as it is known the beginning of his musical success school students interested in attend­ today became a major problem—as when he made his debut in London in ing or inquiring about the University. did the possibility of its solution," he 1907 as Turrido in the opera, "Cav- said. "At this point he brought in the elleria Rusticana," to his present po­ laws that were necessitated as a College Usually Ruins result of the coming of unemploy­ sition among the leading figures of Faith, Says Professor the concert-operatic world is a story ment. of advancement to the heights through British Plan Unsuccessful earnest effort. Dr. Philip A. Parsons, head of the Department of Sociology of the Uni­ Coming down to the present condi­ Athlone, Ireland, was his birthplace versity of Oregon, recently declared tions, Johnson showed the experiences in 1884 on June 4th, and his educa­ in addressing a group of campus of such nations as England, Italy, and tion was received at Summer Hill col­ leaders: "After twenty years it is rec­ Germany. "The British plan, which is lege. County Sligo, Ireland. After ognized that the influence of college the oldest, has undergone 28 opera­ studying in Milan under Signor Sab- is destructive to religious beliefs, and tions since it was eight years old, and atini, McCormack won the first prize that spiritual influence is losing its in November, 1932, the royal commis­ at the Dublin music festival at twenty hold on college students." sion on unemployment insurance, ap­ years of age. Later he returned for pointed in December, 1930, after two two additional years of study in Mi­ The purpose of Dr. Parson's ad­ dress was to outline the means by years of the most intimate probing, lan, and following this he went to reported and recommended that there London for his debut in 1907. which a survey of the religious condi­ tions on the Pacific coast college cam­ be still further changes." Their plan The Laetare medal will not be the puses is being furthered. turned out to be a dole; and as far as first signal honor which has been "Religious education," Dr. Parsons applying to insurance, it doesn't. The awarded to the Irish singer, for he is said, "is largely excluded from the German plan, as pointed out by the a Knight of the Order of the Holy university and college curricula, and Metropolitan Insurance Company, ran Seulchrpe, Knight Commander of the a survey has been instituted because into debt, being subsidized by the gov­ Order of St. Gregory the Great — so many students from religious ernment. both honors conferred by Pope Bene­ homes have come to the colleges and dict XV — privy chambennan to Pope are not furthering their religion after "Fails Definitely" Pius XI, who also gave him the title a few months in school." "To attempt to draw conclusions of Count, and he is Freeman of the from American experience with Un­ cities of Dublin and New York, and simple form, the medal is a bar with employment Insurance," he admits, a Chevalier of the French Legion of "Laetare Medal" upon it, and a sus­ "is rather dangerous. We can say, Honor. pended disc of solid gold embellished however that in general it has been more successful than that of Europe, Meaning Of Medal with a symbol of the recipient's field of endeavor, his name, the motto since plans of the latter had they not Deriving its name from the tradi­ "Magna Est Veritas et Prevalebit," relied on government subsidy, would tion of announcing its recipient on (Truth is Mighty and Shall Prevail), have been eliminated long ago." Laetare Sunday, the fourth Sunday and the name of the University in Because of the impossibility of in Lent, the medal was first presented Latin; all the lettering is black on spreading the risk of unemplo3mient in 1883, one year before McCormack's the gold background. among a large number, as is the case birth, and has since that time come to Among the recent recipients of the in Fire Insurance, and the general in- be recognized as one of America's medal are Edward N. Hurley, Alfred compatability of UnemplojTnent In­ best known honors for true accom­ E. Smith, and Dr. Stephen J. Maher, surance with the general principles of plishment among Catholic laymen. the last being named for the award insurance, Johnson concluded that Beautiful both in its tribute and its last year. (Continued on Page 24) Fourt-een The Scholastic When Knute Rockne Died N. D. POLISH STUDENTS Two Years Ago Today- FORN NEW CANPUS CLUB By William Kennedy Drymalski Chairman Pro Tern Of Young Organization. Knute K. Rockne is dead, they say. a statement that was headlined in He died two years ago — two years nearly every evening paper. Students of the University with a ago today. Died in the blazing wreck­ The noise was gone from the dining bent towards things Polish last week age of what had previously been a hall that night. People sat around organized what will be known as the crack western air transport. One and scarcely mentioned the approach­ Cracow Club in honor of the famous minute the big plane was speeding ing vacation. Even the clanging of historic city of Poland, site of the westward with its cargo of human the plates and the knives and forks University of Cracow, one of the most lives; the next minute, a wingless, im- seemed a good deal quieted. Eating, celebrated schools on the continent.. controllable monster, rushing madly itself, was a perfuntory process, Purposes of the new group, in the to the earth. Transformed in a twink­ something to be done in a hurry. words of Al Drymalski, chairman pro ling from a swaft, comfortable, lux­ Then more word about the Kansas tem are: "To further a knowledge in urious air liner into a grim, funeral catastrophe. Polish literature and culture, and to pyre. Snuffing out the life of the secure a course in Polish at the Uni­ best-known, best-loved figure in the Grotto Visits — Masses versity." world of athletics. Writing a dram­ The scene at the Athletic Office was About 35 men have joined he club atic "finis" to the existence of the touching. George Keogan and the greatest thing the sport of football to date. Two meetings have been held. other coaches sat before their desks At the first. Father Lisewski, C.S.C., had ever known. Knute K. Rockne, silently. Their eyes were unseeing. the papers said, was dead. of St. Casimir's Church spoke a few Each time the door was opened, they encouraging words. At the second Hoping Against Hope lifted their heads expectantly, then session. Professor Charles Phillips dropped them again. A hush hung No one believed it. It was not true. talked on Cracow, and among other over the room that was filled It could not be true. "Rock" couldn't stories, told the one of the famed with men and women. They stood by die now. Notre Dame needed him. Trumpeter of that city. themselves, or in small groups. Their The boys back on the campus heard faces Avere flushed. Some of them rumors. Some smiled in frank dis­ were softly sobbing. Knute Rockne belief, some wore dubious frowns; the was dead. Northwestern Prodigy Will majority of them thought it just an­ Graduate at age of 17 Years other crude story that was going the There were silent visits to the rounds. Grotto. A good many assisted at Evanston, 111. — The youngster who But underneath all the skepticism Adoration services in the church. The is largely responsible for the special was a feeling that maybe. . . maybe next morning there was a Mass, and class of prodigies at Northwestern ... it was true. What if it should be people stood packed together in the University here has won new honors. so! What if "Rock" was gone? Oh aisles. A Universal Notre Dame Com-. He is Harold M. Finley, who entered no, it couldn't be. It was just a munion Day was suggested. Novenas the university in 1929, when he was rumor. But— were begun. There was a solemn Mass 13, and he has been given member­ Telephones began to jingle in the planned when the students returned ship in Phi Beta Kappa, honorary publications office. Was Rockne dead? from their spring vacation. Numerous scholastic fraternity composed only They didn't know. Local newspapers memorials were suggested. All this of students who have won the highest were besieged with a hundred re­ for "Rock," who, everyone said, ^ had marks in scholarship. Finley will be quests for official confirmation, or, died. graduated in June at the age of 17. what was better, official denial. The The Cortege Young Finley's work prompted air v/as charged with expectancy. President Walter D. Scptt to experi­ Examinations were forgotten. Every­ On Saturday, the crowd began to ment with students under the average one asked everyone else had they assemble early for the services in college age by the formation of a heard and were they sure. Dials on Sacred Heart Church. Sad-eyed and class of prodigies this year. radio sets were whirled furiously in grim-visaged admirers of Rockne the chance that some station might lined the walks and spread over the An honor student at the McCon- make an announcement. The students quadrangle. Some of his more inti­ nelsville (O.) High School, Finley en­ were hoping against hope that the mate friends and acquaintances were tered the college of liberal arts here rumor would prove false. permitted inside to hear Father after the closest scrutiny by univer­ O'Donnell's eulogy and to be with sity officials. President Hoover's Statement their associate for the last time. The Shortly before two o'clock, the re­ porch of the Administration Building everyone had come to pay his respects ports were verified. A bulletin went was packed with clergy-men, faculty to this great moulder of men. They up in the Administration Building. members, and newspaper men. The had come to bid goodbye to "Rock," "Knute K. Rockne," it read, "is dead." roof of the Sorin Hall porch was because he was going away forever. The SCHOLASTIC confirmed the notice filled to overflowing. Everyone—^busi­ But they were wrong—all wrong. wath an extra. Telegrams poured in ness and professional men, old play­ "Rock" wasn't going away forever. from all over the world, expressing ers and famous coaches, successful Not from Notre Dame. He would grief and extending sympathy. The politicians and young boys, the boys never go away from Notre Dame for­ President of the United States made for whom he had devoted his life— ever. He couldn't. March 31, 19-33 Fifteen "TIE WORLD TOMORROW; Johnson Says Insuring of A.I.E.E. LECTURE TOPIC Unemployed Is Impractical Former Yale Professor Talks By Walter Johnson To Local Engineers. Motives governing men's actions seem to be a better justification for Skyscrapers 500 stories high, win- have been substantially the same dur­ action, an affirmative answer to either dowsless homes, office correspondence ing the centuries, and one or more of is sufficient to permit serious consid­ by television, walls and drapes them will usually be found a basic eration of the proposal. painted with light, sun-tan while one cause for the principal developments Therefore let us consider the exper­ sleeps, room illumination to suit vai*- in the world's history. Desire for ience of such nations as England and ious moods, news of the world flash­ security has always been one of the Germany, over the last 20 years, with ing on home television screens — most important of such motives. It is their plans of unemployment insur­ these amazing predictions, and others not surprising, therefore, to find, in ance. the present economic era, when em­ just as startling were made with It would be a matter for sincere ployment by others has to so great an the aid of slides and electrical dem­ rejoicing if we could turn to Europe extent supplanted independent occu­ onstrations by D. P. Cleaver, West- and have that continent deliver over pation, an urgent anxiety for protec­ inghouse research engineer and for­ to us a perfected plan, the result of tion against loss of employment, mer Yale professor, in his lecture on their extensive trial and error labor­ since, for the majority, necessities of "The World Tomorrow" to the Amer­ atory. But, unfortunately, the Brit­ life are obtained only through income ican Institute of Electrical Engineers ish scheme, which is the oldest, has last Wednesday night. received as the result of one's labor for an employer. undergone 28 operations since 1919, and in November, 19.32, the Royal Technocracy ? Is Unemployment Insurable? Conmiission on Unemployment Insur­ "These scenes of the world tomor­ ance, after two years of the most in­ row have been already glimpsed in A condition of widespread unem­ timate probing, reported to recom­ the laboratory test tube today," the ployment such as exists today, and mend still further changes. speaker explained to his large audi­ has existed periodically throughout ence. He added that many of his the last century, may, with justifica­ Britain's Plan Fails pictures showing the new mode in tion, be considered an ailment of our Great Britain, after 20 years of homes, offices, schools, and factories industrial organization. Therefore its experience with a system designed were not merely imaginative draw­ causes should be diagnosed, the evil primarily to bridge the gaps between ings, but photographs of actual build­ attacked, so that, if possible, recur­ jobs, now realizes that such a plan ings in use today. rences may be prevented or reduced. cannot adequately cope with her "We will work much faster, we will One of the most discussed, perhaps problem of unemployment. We find work shorter hours — and we will en­ the most favored proposals of the her most eminent statesmen advocat­ joy that work," the lecturer empha­ present day, is unemployment insur­ ing, as the permanent solution, such sized. "Labor trouble will be reduced ance. We should not, however, in our measures as an entire redistribution to a minimum as a result of improved anxiety prescribe for general appli­ of population, while Prime Minister working conditions and the health and cation remedies in which we have MacDonald, in the House of Com­ vigor produced by better living ac­ only a hope of success, remedies mons, on November 7, 1932, stated commodations." which are not absolutely feasible. that insurance "against temporary Homes, schools, recreation centers, Rather, we' should first consider, as periods of unemplojrment \vill always factories and offices will be air-condi­ carefully and efficiently as possible, be necessary, but it is entirely inade­ tioned and perfectly lighted with both the evil and the remedy, to jus­ quate as a solution of those problems health-ray lamps; beauty will be the tify our actions with logical, sound arising out of prolonged depression." keynote of all construction, Mr. proofs. Therefore it seems only ra­ The English plan, solvent and even Cleaver brought out. tional, before, blinded by possible ben­ successful in its early years, began to efits resulting from the application On World's Fair Committee encounter difficulties immediately aft­ of insurance, adopting the measure, er the war, its surplus became ex­ "In the World's Fair buildings we that we consider one of its most basic hausted and the fund went into debt, see the structures in which we will aspects: "Is unemployment, in itself, which debt now exceeds 300 millions be living, working, playing in fifty insurable?" of dollars. Government financial aid to seventy-five years from today," was sought, insurance principles were Previous Attempts In Europe stated the engineer, after he had out­ forgotten, and at present the system lined in slide and electrical display a Toward a problem of this sort we amounts to little more than an in­ typical day of the future. have two approaches, from exper­ effective dole, abeting and subsidizing The splendid coordination of the ience and from theory. Or, to phrase inefficient industries and insufficient lecture and exhibits, the graphic ex­ it differently, we may first ask, "Have wages. planations and the wit of the speak­ previous plans seemed to justify fur­ er held the audience, which included ther action, seemed to show unem­ Now consider Germany. Their plan a number of visitors, to the last word. ployment insurance a solution to the went into effect in 1927, with all the Mr. Cleaver is a member of the il­ problem?" and secondly, "Does un­ experience of England as a guide, lumination committee of the World's employment, in the abstract, indicate her failure a dire warning. Germany • Fair, and has perfected many new itself amenable to the principles of had over five million persons on un- developments in the field of lighting. insurance?" While the former would (Continued on Page 26) Sixteen The Scholastic N.D. Architecture Replete GREER CITES PROBLEMS With Oddities Seldom Seen OF PACKING INDUSTRY Accountants* Club Hears Talk By James Fitzpatrick By Chicago Professor. Have you ever noticed, as you used as water spouts and the most passed Dillon Hall Chapel, a rec­ famous, are, of course, on Notre Professor Howard C. Greer, Chica­ tangular plaque of stone depicting a Dame de Paris. These grotesque ob­ go University, gave a talk on "Ac­ seafarer with his head protruding jects are constant sources of specula­ counting Problems in the Meat Pack­ over the side of a vessel? The mari­ tion and wonder to thousands of ing Industry" last Thursday night ner in question isn't, so far as we curious art lovers. in the Law Building Auditorium. know, seasick, nor is he a U. S. gob On the southern wings of Dillon About 150 attended the lecture. His seeing the world through a porthole, and Alumni are two sundials facing services were secured by the Ac­ but he represents St. Olaf returning each other which are likewise remi­ countants' Club. Prof. Greer is also to Norway from England after a mis­ niscent of a bygone day. The Dillon director of the Accounting Institute sionary crusade, only to be martyred sundial marks ante-meridian, and the of American Meat Packers. by his pagan subjects. The man in Alumni, post-meridian time. Just how the ship is but one of the many fig­ Prof. Greer outlined his semester accurate they are in calculations of course at the University of Chicago. ures hewn in stone, reminiscent of time no one seems to know, but stu­ medieval Gothic architecture, which He pointed out the distinguishing dents who are without watches might characteristics of the meat industry. embellishes N. D. edifices along the avail themselves in these days of de­ old and the new gold coast. In his talk he followed these seven pression of the gratuitous service. points: joint product cost accounting, The most interesting sculptural od­ Symbolic Figures salability of product, perishabiliy, dities on Dillon Hall are four "muscle variability of grades, production vol­ Figures car\'ed in stone on various men," two on each side of the door­ ume fluctuations, storage of products, buildings at Notre Dame are sym­ way opposite the dining hall. There and various channels of distribution-. bolical of the use to which the are carved images of a tennis player, Prof. Greer said, "It's a business of buildings is put. Thus, a square a baseball player, a football player, price relationship. There is a mar­ and compass over the doorway of the and another athlete, the nature of gin betsveen the cost and the selling engineering building embody an im­ whose sport is somewhat doubtful. price." portant factor in engineering. Simi­ The last named youth is holding a larly, on the southwest corner of Dil­ short stick in either hand. Possibly Brother Cyprian, Honorary President lon Hall, a dormitory, there is the he is a relay runner with some kind He gave a number of illustrations figure of a youth sleeping (not that of an innovation in which two batons of cost accounting problems, and are used instead of one, or perhaps the youth wouldn't feel just as much showed where the meat packing in­ the two sticks are really the frag­ at home in Sorin Hall or in any class­ dustry has been having its losses in ments of a broken horse-shoe, and room building). On Alumni Hall the past two years, especially in by­ the gentleman in question is testing there is an obvious incongruity, for products. on that imposing haven of playboys his strength in a modest, unassuming are two students flanking the main fashion. _« The Accountants Club held a busi­ entrance, one with his nose in a book, ness meeting after the talk. Brother and the other actually preparing a Athletes Represented Cyprian, C.S.C., foi-mer head of the lesson. On Alumni also are two dogs Notre Dame Accounting Department, The east entrance to the dining hall was elected honorary president. The which presumably are Irish wolf is decoi-ated on one side by a foot­ hounds, but which suspiciously re­ possibilities of joining the Beta Alpha ball man carrying a ball, and by a Psi, national honorary accountants semble airdales. By no malicious waiting tackier on the other. The stretch of the imagination can we in­ fraternity, .were discussed. It was counterpart of these figures is found decided to have keys for the club, the fer that Alumni is some sort of a on the West entrance to the dining glorified kennel, but the dogs remain design of which will be chosen in a hall where a baseball pitcher is wind­ few days. nevertheless. ing up to throw a ball to a batter on the other side of the entrance who The Accountants Club has ar­ Gargoyles Also Found waits patiently for the pitched ball ranged for Mr. Finey, Northwestern There is a fine example of bas- which never arrives. Over the arch University, to give a talk on May 17. relief work on the east side of Alum­ of Howard Hall is the bust of another Mr. Finey is the author of three text ni depicting Rockne in football togs football player and with it a com­ books used in Notre Dame accounting kneeling complacently and apparently panion piece which is more or less classes. He has some new theories watching his disciples drill on the baffling as to its significance. It is the on the analysis of working capital. gridiron. On the same side of the bust of a man or youth with two large hall is a young man with an hour tears rolling down one cheek and a Having won his ten-year fight to glass, a silent remonstrance to pro­ general look of agony on his face. It abolish the lame duck in Congi-ess and crastinating students. The tower on may be a representation of Shake­ to have the new President take office the southeast comer of Alumni is an speare's school boy "creeping like a early in January after his election, imposing bit of architecture with its snail unwillingly to school," but it re­ Senator George W. Norris of Nebras­ four gargoyles protruding in every sembles still more a hod carrier who ka is now renewing his efforts to have direction. Gargoyles were originally (Continued on Page 32) the electoral college abolished. March 31, 1933 Seventeen WASHINGTON ITINERARY Who Named *Wauwatosa'? HAS MANY ATTRACTIONS Maybe Men With Cold Feet Trip Will be on Pennsylvania Had Father Marquette, on his way watosa on the picturesque hills that Railroad Special. from Green Bay to Chicago, deviated rise from the Menominee River. about eight miles in his southward It has been said that every travel­ journey he would have been the first Indians Leave N. D. Region ling man has a cretain railroad which white man to set eyes on Wauwatosa, he prefers. -If this is true perhaps The Pottawatomies were forcibly a village of the Pottawatomie Indians. those students who because of rail­ removed from the territory about It is true that he had the good for-* road preference have hesitated to Notre Dame, and were gi'adually tune to stop off at Milwaukee, then jump on the "Politics Special" en- forced out of their lands in the vi­ even smaller than Wauwatosa, but route to Washington, D. C, can make cinity of Wauwatosa in 1838. The the present metropolis, not yet made up their minds now. Paul C. Barthol­ Indians in the former group, accom­ famous by its universally loved prod­ omew, instructor in charge of the panied by Father Petit, were escorted uct, did not compensate the mission­ tour, says that the Pennsylvania Rail­ by militia men to the Bad Lands of ary for missing the flourishing village road has been favored. Kansas, although Chief Pokagon was only eight- miles west. Reasonably allowed with his family to remain at $32.75 For Whole Tour reliable sources have it that the Pot- his own home near the present site Scrae weeks ago the Baltimore and tawatomies, who after 1700 occupied of Niles. ' The latter gi-oup for the Ohio and the Pennsylvania roads of­ the eastern pai't of Wisconsin and the most part journeyed to the West, and fered to conduct the annual tour at a northern section of Illinois and Indi­ established themselves in Westei'n cost of $32.75. Each road made its ana, started from Green Bay and pro­ Wisconsin and in Minnesota. Since offer as attractive as possible, with ceeded south leaving behind strag­ the Northern Indians moved with less the result that the decision to take glers who settled along the way. resistance, they had evacuated their the Pennsylvania line brought impor­ territory in 1833, after which time tant additions to the itinerary. "Rich Country" the fertile country attracted pioneers Leaving Sunday afternoon, April in gTeat numbers just as the same 23 on the Rainbow Limited East- Father Petit came at the request of land, teeming uith game, had at­ bound, members of the tour will enjoy Chief Pokagon, a real Christian who tracted the Indians years, and pos­ a ride through country of interest saw the advantage of the real Faith. sibly centuries, earlier. It was after and beauty. "Horseshoe Curve" at the The Indians in this section were re­ the steady influx of pioneers that crest of the Alleghany Mountains in ferred to as the "Prairie People" legend changed the significance of Pennsylvania, will be the first of fa­ while the other section of the tribe Wauwatosa's name. We are told that mous spectacles, greeting the travel­ in Wisconsin was referred to as the a southern immigrant to Wauwatosa lers' eyes in the majesty of sunrise. "Forest Pottawatomi." The Wauwa­ had befriended a chilled traveller and, Then beautiful Harrisburg State tosa Pottawatomies apparently re­ having placed him before the fire, Capitol . . . Baltimore . . . luncheon garded the now fluorishing "Beer made the unnecessai-y suggestion, and dinner at the Lord Baltimore City" as little more than a passing "Warn ye toes, suh." Later the grate­ Hotel fancy, for they used the lake front ful traveller referred to the settle­ as their summer resort, living in tem­ ment by that phrase, and it became Cherry Blossom Time porary huts thrown up along the sufficiently popular to be used as the According to Associated Press re­ bluffs that form the present site of name of that town. ports, the groves of Japanese cherry down-town Milwaukee. Though they trees in Washington will begin to preferred to live in Wauwatosa the bloom about Easter time. Thus the Hospitality Still There Indians referred to their summer re­ students of the tour are assured of a treat as "Rich Country." Without consideration for the au­ sight well-known over all the world — thenticity of the story the people of the Cherry Blossoms of the nation's Why the Pottawatomies gave Mil­ Wauwatosa have preferred to believe capital. waukee, a spot which to them was of that their city was named in this way. These are but a few of the added small importance, such a dignified and And it is rather an appropriate appel­ attractions to the tour itinerary. significant name, and gave to their lation for, although Wauwatosa has From Sunday, April 23 to Thursday, home settlement a name which, to the gi-own to be a city of twenty-one April 27, when the party will return average American, means nothing un­ thousand people, this spirit of hospi­ to South Bend on the Manhattan Lim­ less the last word in a "spelling bee" tality has sui-vived. Wauwatosa is ited, each student is guaranteed a is an old Indian mystery. But the still a city of homes, having been trip well worth time and expense. Indians, as usual, had an idea in spared the materializing inroads of mind, for the I'ecords show that there industrialism through the fact that Movie Schedule was at one time a Chief Wauwatosa Milwaukee has been deemed more Movies to be shown in Washington of the Pottawatomies, and that gen­ adaptable to commerce. This peculiar Hall during the month of April are tleman's name meant "Jaunty Walk­ relationship between the two cities as follows: er" or "Fast Walker." It is undeni­ has resulted in the pz-eservation of Wauwatosa as ai typical small town April 1.—"Air Mail." able that good Chief "Jaunty Walk­ enjoying all the warmth with which April 8.—"The Mummy." er," no relation, of course, to "Jaunty they are endowed, while it grows and -April 22.—"American Madness." Jimmy," the former Chief at progresses with the characteristic April 29.—^"Washington Merry-Go- Gotham, knew how to choose a pleas­ vigor of the average American city. Round." ant site for a city. He placed Wau­ Eighteen The Scholastic COLLEGE PARADE

THE NEW DEAL! GET OUT AND GET IN THE SUN. According to a survey completed at Boston Spring with her sunny days, her new life University, co-eds there insist that their hero and reborn beauty of nature is here again. The must be able to dance well, dress well, drink campus has taken on a new air, and from morn­ well, and not appear too ignorant when out in ing until night some comer of the campus is company. In addition he must be tall, strong, occupied by students who have caught the spirit and handsome and kind to dumb animals. Male of the most beautiful season of the year. students insist on beauty in their ideal so that they can show her off before their friends and The handball courts, the tennis courts, the relatives. baseball field, the swimming pool, the football T field—all are bustling with activity. The golf courses near and far serve as outlets for the THIS NEWER SPIRIT! new energy of many of the students, and others Via the Denver Clarion and a round-about who do not take part in the games mentioned course comes the startling report that a Cornell are taking exercises in any number of other professor recently informed his class that he forms. had discovered an essay which had been copied verbatim from the preface of the text book. Still there are some who have not felt the Moved by the newer spirit of professional phil­ urge or the need for outdoor activity. They anthropy, he announced that he would not spend the long bright day locked up in their report the case if the guilty student stayed after rooms. . . . sleeping, idling, but seldom study­ class to see him. Five people stayed. ing. If it were certain that they spent the day T in study some justification could be made, but even for the eager student recreation and diver­ PROFESSING ILLNESS. sion are necessary ingredients of the daily Some professors really take their profession schedule. seriously, as is evidenced by the case of a chem­ istry professor at Syracuse University who lec­ Man's body is so made up that a certain tured to his class from his bed in the hospital amount of exercise and outdoor activity is nec­ several blocks away. Using a microphone, the essary. Sunshine is conductive to healthiness university's telephone exchange, and a loud of the body, and open air recreation and games speaker, the instructor was able to lecture with­ refresh the mind after tedious hours spent in out any discomfort to himself, or without any study and concentration. Games, top, are great inconvenience to the class. character builders. The spirit of cooperation T with team mates or partners, the competitive CATNIPPING. strife against opponents, and the necessity for Add unusual occupations: Cat embalming. keenness and accuracy are aids to building into That is what Ernie James, arts college soph­ the young inan's character those qualities which omore, does to help pay his college expenses. are most essential to his success in life after His job is to buy cats—^some 70-odd during college. a year — put them to a merciful death in the Every student's plan for the day should methane gas chamber of the Northcott Science allow for an hour or more of outdoor activity, Hall basement, and "pickle" them to satisfy the besides the few hours a week that are compuls­ scientific curiosity of Prof. W. I. Utterback's ory for under graduates. If certain young men classes in comparative anatomy and vertebrate have no desire to play games or participate in zoology. any other form of formal exercise, let them go James says he gets all these unfortunate walking. Regardless of the method or means felines "from Gassaway, in Braxton county. resorted to, no student should acquire the habit Sometimes I buy four or five from a small col­ of lounging around when the weather permits ored boy in Huntington. And I get all kinds." outdoor activity of every kind.—St. Edward's —Marshall College Parthenon. Echo. March 31, 1933 Nineteen EDITORIALS

COLONEL HOYNES land, to ponder the weighty problem of world dis­ armament. Undoubtedly, twelve months ago, Notre Dame today paid fitting tribute to the these gentlemen were convinced that in their memory of Colonel Hoynes. His passing leaves hands lay the future well-being of the greater thin the ranks of those who bind us to the found­ part of the human race; and no less sure were ers of this institution. He drank deep of the. they that they would make that peace secure. Ten noble sincerity of those gallant, self-sacrificing days ago, with Europe boiling as it rarely has be- pioneers. The lessons of his life should not be for, this fact was evident to anyone the least bit lost upon us. conversant with world affairs: the statesmen as­ •i- Colonel Hoynes is the last of that numerous sembled might just as well have been twiddling band of Notre Dame men who served in the Civil their respective thumbs on the lawns of their re­ War. Enlisted at an age much younger than we spective homes during the last year. The possi­ are now, he already gave evidence of that nobility bility of scrapping even one broken-down, inca­ of character which later distinguished him. pacitated aeroplane had not presented itself once When he was discharged it was the end of a in all their meetings. Editors have ranted at duty for him. It was equally a duty for him to their inactivity. Their session has been called a participate in functions of the veterans and to diplomatic monstrosity. march the whole way. But to profit by any of this was quite another thing. But getting at the bottom of the whole busi­ ness of war and armaments and peace confer­ Colonel Hoynes never applied for a pension. ences, does not this fact inevitably arise and call He served his country, he would say, as a patri­ for sane analysis? How can a nation, such as otic duty. He was able-bodied, could earn his France, for instance, be asked to reduce this and living, and had no one dependent upon him. To throw away that, when every time Ramsay Mc­ accept remuneration, he thought, would be to be­ Donald smiles at Germany the whole French pop­ little the service he had freely offered. ulace trembles from Marseilles to Calais ? The In'a world where the word has all but lost its average Frenchman looks upon the treaty of Ver­ significance, the keynote of Colonel Hoynes' char­ sailles as the only genuine insurance of perma­ acter might be said to be reverence. Reverence nent European tranquillity; the Gennan mind for God, reverence for authority, whether ec­ is inexorable in its opinion that the content of clesiastical or civil, reverence for his Church and that document is not worth the paper it is writ­ for her clergy, reverence for good in all men but ten on. How can two such nations be asked to especially in youth. "He that offendeth not with drop their hammers and get a flock of horns? his tongue is a perfect man," could justly be ap­ plied to him. "But," you say, "if both nations were dis­ "All is well, armed, what reason could one have to fear the Safely rest, other?" Your question is rational and extremely God is nigh." logical, but, like many such questions, it has noth­ Accompanying these words the plaintive notes ing to do with the practical solution of the mat­ of "Taps" this morning sounded the epitaph of ter. Try to tell the average Frenchman your Colonel Hoynes. Soldier, statesman, educator, story. He will pretend that he is listening to you, true friend. Catholic gentleman, he walked always but constantly before his eyes is this image alone: in the presence of his Maker. "God is nigh" is a a hundred thousand shining steel helmets, bounc­ fitting summary of his life. ing up and down on a hundred thousand hard German heads that are thinking only of Paris and its annihilation. Maybe after this generation has passed away SWISS SESSION we will be able to come out of'disai-mament con­ More than a year it is now since the cream of ferences with something tangible. But right now the world's statesmanship pulled up their chairs we can hope to accomplish little with men who to a table in an auditorium in Geneva, Switzer­ still hear hand-gi-enades in their sleep. Twenty The Scholastic ATHLETICS

DE LANDERO FORCED TO BASEBALL SQUAD GETS CUT SQUAD; PLANS IRISH TRACKNEN TAKE FIRST OUTDOOR DRILL EXHIBITION SHOW. lOTH PLACE AT BUTLER With fifty-two men working out Costello Shows Batting Skill; under his direction three times a Murphy Beaten by Ward; Two Infield Looks Strong. week. Coach Pedro deLandero has Relay Teams Score. found his fencing charges so much on By Nick Connor By Edward Van Huisseling Now that spring has paid the cam­ The efforts of the Irish tracksters pus a visit, Coach George Keogan netted them tenth place in the final and his baseball aspirants have va­ scoring of the first Butler Relays at cated the stuffy gym for the recently Indianapolis last Saturday. Indiana, improvised diamond on the Brownson with 22 points, took home the team gridiron. Monday afternoon was the trophy. Michigan registered 16 and first practice held by the team out-of- Illinois 11 points for second and third doors. places respectively. Al Costello can be truly termed a The local squad scored in three jack-of-all-trades, for, after forsaking events to register its total of six the hardwood for the spring gridiron points. Roberts, Gough, Gilfoil, and practice field, he came over to the COACH DE LANDERO MacBeth tallied two points with a diamond and staged a batting spree Thrust .... parr]/ .... lunge. third place in the one mile relay and that has not yet been equalled. His the two mile relay team composed of long drives were giving the outfield­ a parity that it will be necessary to Young, Roberts, Bower, and King ers plentj- of exei-cise as they tried to have elimination matches in the near sneaked into the scoring with fourth camp under them. future to select his first squad. More­ place and one point. over he plans to stage an exhibition Slow Track Hinders Infields Show Pepper card for the public some time in May. A snappy infield composed of He feels that the members of his The latter quartet was clocked at O'Neil, Dunn, White, Cunha, and Met- team have shown marked improve­ 8:05 on a tack that was extremely tler have been showing plenty of pep­ ment in the past week, and is de­ slow. On the home soil where the per and skill in handling the ball. lighted over their showing. One need track is hard and fast, this group is From the way the infield practice only watch the swordsmen in action capable of reeling off the distance in has been progressing so far the Irish some Tuesday, Thursday, or Saturday 7:58. The condition _of the track af­ opponents are going to find plentj? of afternoon to appreciate the reason for fected runners and field entrants alike. trouble in trying to get a hit off of their coach's enthusiasm. this talkative infield. But with Cap­ In the high jump the contestants tain McGrath and Devore in the out­ May Shows Good Form were handicapped by the noticeably field, both veterans of last season, A definite date has not yet been set soft underfooting. Willie Ward, Big opponents will also have a hard time for the eliminations, but in all proba­ Ten Champion, won this event in a in getting safe blows from these two bility they will take place about a thrilling duel with Vince Murphy who ball hawks. v.'eek after Easter. They will be held placed second to the Wolverine ace But the above mentioned'infield is in the gymnasium with capable refer­ and netted the Notre Dame squad its not the only one that has plenty of ees officiating. final three points. The lad from Ann Arbor cleared the bar at 6 feet, 5% pep; another one composed of Robert­ Although there is little room to son, Palmisani, Kane, Powell, and inches. "Murph" sailed over at 6 judge between the candidates, there feet, 4 inches but when the stick was Cummings have been giving them are a few that seem to have a slight plenty of competition. raised, he found the elements too edge. According to deLandero, Har­ tough to conquer. Chicago Game, April 15 old May, the former Culver swords­ man, has shown the best form in the Judges Miss Murphy a Norb Rascher, who has a world of sabres, and looks like No. 1 man in speed and control, will probably be In the dashes. Murphy failed to that department. Dan Madden is an­ the ace moundsman of Coach Keo- qualify through no fault of his. It other promising candidate in this gan's diamond squad this season, al­ was evident to "Nick" and another field. though many of the other pitchers coach at the finish of the 60 yard will bear watching before the season In the foils it is even more diffi­ sprint that the Blue and Gold runner has progressed very far. cult to rate the men. Nevertheless had finished a safe second in his trial The first game of the 1933 season the following seem to have a slight heat but the judges would not allow will be played two weeks from to­ jump on the other foilsmen: John it. morrow, at Chicago, with the Univer­ Careseo, (Jeorge Mallet, Leo Brias, Bill Freschi turned in the best per- sity of Chicago. (Continued on Page 21) (Continued on Pa^e 21) March 31, 1933 i: Twenty-one' PROSPECTS DIN FOR Notre Dame Six-Man Rifle Team in Meet at Culver GOLF TEAH TO OPEN OUTDOOR TRACK MEETS Six members of the Notre Dame PRACTICE NEXT WEEK Rifle team organized under the aus­ Bowdren to Run But Sheils' pices of the Reserve Officers Club, Father Francis Ott, '15, To Injury Weakens Squad. will compete today and tomorrow in the Indiana State Rifle Matches, at Have Charge of Squad. Culver, Indiana. With only the Armour Relays re­ A team of five men w^ill compete With the opening of University golf maining on the schedule for indoor against the crack military and civilian course tomorrow noon, first definite runners, Coach Nicholson is awaiting teams from the entire state. A lim­ steps in the training season of the a definite turn for the better in ited opportunity for practice will Notre Dame varsity golf squad will weather so he can transfer his handicap the team, but they are con­ be taken. charges on to the outdoor track. fident of a creditable showing. When this plan materializes things The Rev. Francis Ott, '1-5 has been should look a little better for the Those who made the trip are: Har­ appointed coach of the Irish squad Irish. old May, John J. McGrath, Charles and will be in complete charge of Landmesser, Robert Hastetler, and practice activities. Michigan State, Army, and Pitts­ William Bums. The team is accom­ Father Ott will abandon the chal­ burgh are scheduled for dual meets panied by Professors Riordan and lenge match system employed during with the Irish this spring with the Scannell. the past years in ranking the varsity Blue and Gold men appearing at In­ players. In its place he will intro­ dianapolis for the State meet and at duce a ranking system based on the Milwaukee early in June for the out­ BUTLER TRACK MEET (Continued from Page 20) players' records made in competitive door Central Intercollegiate Confer­ play against fellow squad members. ence carnival. formance of his career in the shot Two Matches A Week Bowdren Back Soon put. Although not finishing in the The new system will call for two When the boys start breathing the scoring. Bill established a new high matches a week for each of the var­ outdoor air, Jim Bowdren, quarter- mark for himself at 44 feet, 6 inches. sity aspirants. The men will be sent niiler who has been ailing for the past In the pole vault, Howard did the out in foursomes and the groups will month with a knee injury, will be finest work for the Irish. Jack Ed­ be revised for each round on the basis rounding into shape once again. The wards was decidedly off form and was of records. unable to get underway. Coach Nich­ Boston lad has been on the injured Father Ott expects to send his list since the Ohio State meet when olson was pleased with the running- squad through its first practice round he suffered a partial renewal of the done by Eddie King. early next week. A complete record knee injury. A short time later, The carnival brought together prac­ of each round of each player is to be while wrestling, Jie threw the joint tically all the prominent track lum­ kept. The selection of the team per­ out altogether and made himself use­ inaries of the Middle West. Among sonnel and individual ranking for the less on the track. the most outstanding were Hornbostel opening match against Loyola, April With the good news that Bowdren of Indiana, who turned in a startling 22, will not be made until just before will soon be back, comes the equally piece of work in the distance relay, that date. Woolsey of Illinois, Fuqua of Indi­ bad tidings that Shiels will be lost A strong nucleus for the Irish var­ to the squad for some time because ana; Ralph Metcalfe of Marquette, sity is seen in the presence of three of a broken leg which he suffered who won the 60-yard dash with ease; veterans from last season's team. recently while practicing. Lennington of Illinois, and Pantlind Captain Johnny Montedonico, Vince of Michigan. The latter tied with five The Troy Enigma Fehlig, and Bill Veeneman, all of other contestants for high scoring whom were in the first five through­ It appears that the tendons at­ honors and won the medal via the flip out the year, are available. tached to the leg bone immediately of a coin. above the ankle became too strong In addition to those men, Johnny and under pressure, rather than give Banks, Western Junior champion, away themselves, tore the attached FENCING TEAM Billy Cole, No. 1 on last year's frosh (Continued from Page 20) bone out of place. Clyde Roberts suf­ team, Henry Cluver, runnerup in the fered a similar injury last fall and fall tournament last October, and a was unable to work for a long spell. Louis Grosso, Bill Barrett, Cornell host of other freshman squad prod­ In his 17 years of coaching track Derangoski, and Carl Markarsky. ucts and upper-class golfers have turned out for the squad. teams, these are the only two such The exhibition matches to be put on accidents that "Nick" has had to face in May will bring together the best —^both in the same year. talent on the squad. In both these If all the gold bullion and gold The sudden and puzzling fade-out and the elimination bouts the five- coins in the world were brought to­ of Ray Troy still seems to have the point system of scoring will be used. gether they would fill a cube 32 feet Irish mentor puzzled. Ray looked good Under this system the first man to and four inches in each direction, ac­ in the fiirst two indoor meets and then make five touches on his opponent cording to estimates made by profes­ suddenly found himself powerless. He wins the match. In the case of in­ sors at the New York University. It is probably burned out and the rest experienced fencers the matches usu­ would take a 729-foot cube to store that he has been getting should re­ ally last about five minutes. With the gold believed contained in the store him in time to be of use to the clever defensive men, though, the waters of the seven seas, the profes­ Irish in outdoor competition. battles often last about 15 minutes. sors say. Tiventy-two The Scholastic Elimination Tourney For ENNERLING IN HNALS Irish Tennis Team Opens OF HANDBALL TOURNEY Kozak, Levins, Jaskwhich, and 48 PLAYERS IN MEET Canale Play for Places. First Round Pairings Announced For Varsity By Al McGuif Sixteen Matches Scheduled In Elimination Net Meet By defeating Luce Daignault 21-15, First Round; Eight Men 21-15, Lefty Emmerling went into To Be Seeded. the final bracket of the University The following pairings for the first Handball Tournament this week. round of the varsity elimination ten­ Contingent on the continuance of In the center bracket Kozak plays nis tournament were announced to­ favorable weather, the first round of Levins, and Canale takes on Jask­ day by James Baker, manager of the elimination tournament for places which to determine the other two men tennis. on the Notre Dame varsity tennis who will enter the finals. team will be played this weekend. The 16 sur\avors of this round will Many interesting games were wit­ be bracketed in the second round with Sixteen matches, involving thirty- nessed during the past two weeks of the 16 players drawing byes. two players have been listed for the tournament play. Perhaps the two first round of play by James Baker, best contests were those played by manager of the tennis squad. 1. Waldrdn vs. Morrison. 2. Bintz vs. Joyce. Emmerling against Daignault, and New Drawing Will Be Made 3. Yeiser vs. Carton. Kozak against Fredricks. 4. Fallon vs. Haverick. The sixteen survivors of the first Canale Defeats Oitzinger round will be paired in the second 5. Ward vs. Podraza. round with the entries who drew byes 6. Shapiro vs. Lynch. Daignault, of the Tonic Family, was through the first round. A new draw­ 7. Anzlovar vs. Weil. unable to stop the hard, fast serves ing %vill be made for that round, and 8. Penote vs. Fisher. of Emmerling. Fredricks forced Ko­ pairings will be announced by Baker 9. Hoffman vs. Seward. zak into the third game and just as soon as the first round play is com­ 10. Savage vs. Garland. missed his chance to make the big­ pleted. 11. McGinnis vs. Moran. gest upset of the year. The scores 12. Martin vs. Putterbaugh. were: 19-21, 21-19, 21-18. Of the sixteen men who drew byes 13. Martersteck vs. Dillon. through the first round, eight will be The biggest upset of the tourna­ needed for future play in the tourney, 14. Shields vs. Walsh. ment came when Sturla Canale de­ thus avoiding any possibility of the 15. Hackenbruch vs. Daly. feated John Oitzinger. Canale is the favored players playing each other 16. Gibb vs. Leroux. tournament dark horse, and should he before the quarter-final round. defeat Jaskwhich, the other finalist will have a hard man to knock off. Varsity captain Louis Chreist will Band Concert Postponed be seeded in the No. 1 position. Dick Palmisani, the second part of the Kelly will be No. 2. The remaining The initial spring concert of the Doubles Champs, was defeated in the six of the seeded positions will be University band scheduled for next second round by Levins, and will be awarded to the following players in Wednesday, April 5, has been post­ in the stands tomorrow when his con­ this order: O'Hanlon, Staley, Power, poned until after the Easter holidays. queror meets Kozak. Reeves, Weldon, and Gill. Professor Casasanta announces that Kozak dropped Fredricks, Neu- Lukats To Report there will be an open air concert at bauer, and D, O'Keefe. Jaskwhich that time. defeated Georgio, Jordan, and Shields Nick Lukats, better known for his in his rise to the semi-finals. Canale varsity half-backing activities, will defeated Tom Grady, A. Smith, and report for the tennis squad as soon as "HITLERISM" DISCUSSED Begley. an injured ankle will permit him. (Continued from Page 10) Lukats' entry into tennis competition To Use Round Robin System for the first time since he has been Emmerling and the other two final­ at Notre Dame is expected to by those then in power were held up ists will start championship play strengthen the Irish team consider­ as significant considerations. Wednesday, April 5. A round robin ably. "At the bottom of their hearts system will be used where each man While a student at Froebel high (the social democrats) was aversion will play each of the other five school in Gary, Lukats won several againts the soldiers, the war, and games, and the man with the greater interscholastic titles in state tourna­ part-time. They yielded to all de­ number of games won takes the title. ments as well as the junior city crown mands of higher wages and so came To explain that point further, here in Gary. While still in the boys' di­ the inflation. The inflation afforded is an example: A plays B five games; vision of tournaments, he was ranked an opportunity to get rid of the in­ not the best of five, but five games. seventh in the country. demnity demands of invalids forever," A plays C five games, then B plays It is expected that the first round the speaker stated. "That was the C five games. This same system is of the tourney will be completed over birth of Hitlerism, injustice and in­ gone through again, and the man win­ the weekend if favorable weather pre­ gratitude against the helpless ning the greater number of games is vails. cripples." champion. March SI, 1933 Twenty-three JOE DIENHART, Er27, Grid ScHmmage Resumed COACHES CAGE CHAMPS As Spring Drills Continue Directs Cathedral High School To National Title. You Can't Eat Medals— SNOW HINDERS WORK By Nick Connor But They'll Fix Your Teeth Candidates Show Improvement If a ballot were taken last Monday morning to determine the happiest Detroit — "You can't eat med­ In Daily Workouts; Two man in America, judges would have als," has become a saying quoted by Games Toniorrow. found Joseph S. Dienhart the winner each and every athlete who steps by an overwhelming vote. The ambi­ over the line from amateurism to By Howard Waldron tion of every coach, the winning of a professionalism. A heavy snowfall, during the past national championship, was realized Until last week no one had chal­ week, has delayed the spring football last Sunday night by Mr. Dienhart, lenged the statement. It seemed that practice sessions, and the division of when his splendidly coached Cathe­ eating a medal would be next step the squad into teams has not yet dral high school basketball team won worse than eating one's shirt. taken place. Next week, however, if with ease the National Catholic title. the weather stays clear, these teams Last week came John Lewis, one­ The Indianapolis five bumped off St. ^vi\\ be chosen. Two teams will be time member of Detroit City College Eita's of Chicago, 31-10, in the final drilled in the Southern California or game at the Loyola fieldhouse. track squad and one of the 1928 Jones System, and the other two will American Olympic team in the 400- Former N. D, Athlete learn the Warner system of wing- meter event, to disprove that famous backs. These four teams will scrim­ For the past four years Joe Dien­ remark. mage against picked varsity teams to hart has been coaching football and Lewis, if it can't be said he is eat­ experience the men in the offenses of basketball at Cathedral high school in ing his medals, is eating on them. their fall opponents. Indianapolis. During these four years Unable to find employment, his funds his basketball teams have won three about exhausted and his teeth in bad Men In Good Shape state Catholic championships. His shape, Lewis wondered what to do. With the return of spring weather, basketball team was the Indiana Then he bethought himself of his scrimmages have been the order of Catholic champions this year as well medals. the day, and more new men are shap­ as being the National Catholic title ing up well. The first four teams holder. Going to his big chest of medals, he selected three large gold ones and scrimmaged on Monday and Tuesday, Mr. Dienhart's football teams of took them to a dentist. playing a half each day, and the '30 and '31 won the city champion­ The dentist melted them, used the games were extremely hard fought. ship of Indianapolis. The team of necessary gold for Lewis' tooth re­ In both cases, the Blue team, repre­ 1931 was the runner-up to Central pairs and kept the rest as pajmient senting the varsity, won the game by of South Bend for state championship for the work on the athlete's teeth. a single touchdown. Particular im­ honors. pressive among the new backfield Dienhart is a former Notre Dame men in these contests were Shake­ athlete. He won his monogram in College Men Prominent As speare, Pilney, Hanley, Costello, Young, and Vettel, while in the line football under the late Knute Rockne Advisers To Roosevelt as a substitute guard to Noble Kizer Mariani, Leonard, Solari, Jehle, on the famous Four Horsemen team Smith, and Shrenker stood out. Washington, D. C. — Unless some­ of 1924. He was also elected captain The men are all in good shape, and thing happens to change the situation, of the basketball team of '25 and are showing marked improvement. the rule of Franklin D." Roosevelt as '26; but, instead of returning here to The backs are blocking better, the President of the United States is to school, he matriculated at Butler Uni­ linemen are charging harder, and the be one largely by the advice of college versity where he was graduated in whole squad seems particularly adept 1927. * professors and other educators. at tackling. It is a difiicult task to Among the President's closest ad­ Indiana Places Again hold some of the hard-running, weav­ visers, many of whose ideas are al­ ing, squirming halfbacks yet the Another team from Indiana, Reitz ready incorporated in legislation gains are short and rarely is a tackle Memorial of Evansville, reached the passed at Roosevelt's behest, are Prof. missed. semi-finals of the national tourney in Raymond Moley of Columbia, now in Chicago last week-end. Reitz lost a the department of state; Dr. Rexford Kicking, Passing Good thrilling overtime game to De Paul of Guy Tugwell, now in the department The scrimmage sessions, so far, Chicago, 25 to 24, in the consolation of agriculture; S. Parker Gilbert, point to an unexpected strength in game. Both Cathedral and Reitz high Harvard Law School, cum laude grad­ the kicking and passing departments schools are taught by the Brothers of uate; Prof. A. A. Berle, economist; of the game for next year's team. Holy Cross. Prof. M. L, Wilson of Montana State Many of the backs are hitting better College, and Dr. H. Parker Willis, lec­ than fifty yards on their long spiral We do in New York more uplifting turer at Columbia and Washington & punts, and the passing is very ac­ of steel and stone than of souls.— Lee and other colleges, who wrote the curate, considering the fact that some John Sloan. Federal Reserve act in 1914. (Continued on Page 26) Twenty-four The Sekolastic

Cummins came to Notre Dame in the fall of 1929, the year in which INTRODUCING Leo Cummins his fellow Washingtonian, Tommy Yarr, was making his first bid for fame on the Irish gridiron. During By John D. Carbine his freshman year, he played fresh­ The score, in the seventh inning of As the next ball left the pitcher's man baseball and basketball, and the Notre Dame-Wisconsin game two hand, the Irish runners dashed for gained a pair of numeral sweaters. years ago, was tied at six all. Notre second and for home. The ball was In the spring of his sophomore Dame had runners on first and third; low and wide — but it had to be hit. year, Cummins reported to Coach one man had been retired, and a weak George Keogan as a candidate for batter was coming up to the plate. varsity baseball. He made the squad But that weak hitter never reached and was used throughout the season the batters' box. Coach Keogan as a pinch-hitter and utility infielder. stopped him, and looked down along Last year he gained his monogram as his row of substitutes. "Cummins," general handy man around the Irish he said, "go in and bat. We'll try a infield. This year he is fighting to squeeze. Hit the second ball pitched." gain the first base position on the 1933 edition of George Keogan's dia­ While the signal was being flashed mond outfit. to waiting runners, a nervous sopho­ more, Leo Cummins, strode up to the Leo shares the belief of almost plate to make his first appearance as everyone connected with Notre Dame a member of the Notre Dame varsity. athletics that this year's team will be The first pitch cut the center of the the best that has represented the plate, and it took a tremendous effort Irish for a decade "Three or four good on Leo's part to refrain from swing­ men are out there fighting for every ing at it. position," says Leo, "and that's going to make it plenty tough for anyone who falls down on the job," he con­ cluded. Cummins stepped toward it and Every June, Cummins packs up his STRATIGON swung. He hit it, and the ball rolled trunk, fills his car with gas and starts lazily toward third base. A Badger across the continent to his home in "South Bend's Distinctive" infielder scooped it up, took a look at Seattle. Last year, with two other the runner sliding across the plate fellows, he made the trip in six days. and threw to first to get Cummins. Lunch Soda Grill The throw beat Leo by a split second. He had been retired, but he had Unemplojrment Insurance "JUST GOOD FOOD" driven in what proved to be the win­ (Continued from Page 13) 114 N. Michigan ning run of the game in his first var­ sity appearance. "Unemployment Insurance fails defin­ D High School Captain itely on every test." Cummins began to play baseball "The Ohio Chamber of Commerce NOONDAY LUNCHEON 25C while at the Immaculate Conception addressed a communication to Amer­ —dessert and beverage Junior High School in SeatUe, Wash­ ican and Canadian Fellows and Asso­ included. ington. He was captain and first ciates in the "American Institute of COMPLETE SUPPER 50C baseman of the team which won the Actuararies," which said in effect that —from soup to dessert. Junior High championship of Seattle, a plan for general unemployment in­ SUNDAY DINNERS SPECIAL in both 1924 and 1925. After gradua­ surance covering seasonal and cyclical —^served all day. tion, Leo went to O'Dea High, in unemployment to be devised at the Try our Fish and Spaghetti Seattle. Here he was not only cap­ present time to meet standards of Supper every Friday tain of the baseball team, but also acturarial soundness was out of the played football and basketball. question. "To summarize briefly," evening, 50c. Johnson ended, "governmentally con­ ,We bake our own Pastries Leo got his first glimpse of Notre trolled, general unemployment insur­ —the best in town. Dame when he saw the famous four ance, from a strict actuarial stand­ horsemen ride roughshod over Pop point, is admittedly impossible." Warner's powerful Stanford team. Before the game, Notre Dame, to Leo, In the discussion that followed. Buy a ticket and save was just a mid-western college with a Prof. Downey of the Economics De­ money. football team which, although good, partment, said that the consensus of would not be quite good enough to opinion was with Johnson's conclu­ ** Where Notre Dame stop Nevers, Johnson, and Olson. sion, but that last year this nation After the game, Notre Dame was believed that Unemployment. Insur­ Students Meet" Leo's future college. He had made ance was the answer to our grave up his mind to that long before the problem. The meeting closed with the Open 24 Hours. Horsemen had finished administering assignment of a suitable topic to the their drubbing to Warner's team. speaker of the next meeting. March 31, 1933 Tioenty-five

"It ought to be borne in mind that one other nationality pre­ SPLINTERS FROM THE PRESS BOX vails at Notre Dame and that is American. Regardless of whence By James S. Kearns the forefathers of these students came, the young men are prepar­ FIGHTING IRISH and Vaughan were in the Notre ing to take their places as Ameri­ Dame football lineup. Called to our attention this week can citizens, and regardless of what flag the football team flies, was an editorial from the Indianapolis In the Michigan game of that year, it will be as Americans they win News entitled "The Fighting Irish." with the Wolverines ahead 3 to 0, or lose." It dealt with the recent survey that Pete Vaughan, Notre Dame back, now disclosed 999 Irishmen at Notre Wabash college coach, made the re­ Dame. In one of its statements the mark that started the nickname. editorial was guilty of a major error. ALL-AMERICAN Exasperated at his team's To College Humors Les Gage this Attempting an interpretation showing, Vaughan rushed up to week goes our ripest Bronx cheer for of the University's mind the the line, slapped the linemen in his all-American basketball team. writer said: "... The Irish pre­ their most strategic spots, and Reason: Ed Krause is on the second dominate at the Hoosier school it shouted: "What's the matter with five. was explained and even if some you guys? You're all Irish and other nationalities did play rather you're not fighting!" Admitting a strong school prej­ effective football, it was the Irish udice and personal bias in favor A reporter, following the play along spirit that made for victory." of the "Moose," we still think the sideline, heard the speech and that he was as great a pivot man That is not Notre Dame's founda­ used it in his story. "The Fighting as walked collegiate boards this tion for, nor her justification of her Irish" name grew out of that begin­ winter. teams' traditional nickname. We do ning. not think that any such explanation In closing its editorial, the News ' Last winter Mr. Gage saw fit to was ever offered by Notre Dame. made one admirable point that we name him all-American without reser­ hope will filter through to some prom­ vation. This year he catalogues him ^ The first use of the title came inent eastern columnist who shine up as "second team" and dismisses the f- in the 1909 season when such men their time-worn "Irish" cracks each subject of Krause with that and no as Collins, Duffy, Dolan, Dwyer, fall for the Army game. Said the more — not a word of justification in Kelly, Lynch, Maloney, Sullivan, News: (Continued on Pase 32)

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O'Hara, C.S.C., Mr. John H. Sheehan, '31, publicity di­ public treasury, through taxation. James E. Armstrong, Alumni secre­ rector of the South Bend Lathe Experience, in the main, was sur­ tary, and Professor Clarence E. Man- Works, at their regular meeting prisingly similar to that of England. ion, attended the consecration of the Thursday, March 30, in the Univer­ Originally solvent, the plan used up Most. Rev. Joseph Elmer Ritter, D.D., sity cafeteria. in the Cathedral of Saints Peter and its premium funds early in the de­ Paul, Indianapolis, last Tuesday Feature stories written by members pression of 1929, when claims in­ morning. On the pre%aous evening of the club were read and criticized crease, while payments decreased in they addressed the Notre Dame Club in a round table discussion led by proportion. Government assistance of Indianapolis at a meeting held at Mr. Cosgrove. The Tribime editorial was essential to continuation, which the Indianapolis Country Club. writer made a number of comments meant subsidy, and immediately took and suggestions concerning the em­ the plan from any category of insur­ The meeting was held in honor of phasizing of some points and the ance, as such. Germany, however, did the Reverend Fathers Charles O'Don- "playing down" of others in order to not resort to a dole, but arranged to nell, C.S.C, President of the Univer­ make the features hinge upon a topic reduce the amount of payments and sity, and John F. O'Hara, Prefect of in the public mind at the present increase contributions of manufac­ Religion. Unfortunately, illness forced time. turer and employee to the fund. Father O'Donnell to remain at the In this way, reader interest would University. Defects Noticeable be assured, and the story would be N. D. Men Speak timely as well as instructive and en­ It is obvious from these two ex­ tertaining, adding substantially to amples that neither of the outstand­ Father O'Hara addressed the meet­ the value of the feature. ing European plans of unemployment ing on the topic of "Notre Dame and The next regular meeting will not insurance has been successful. In Catholic Action." Following him, be held until after the Easter holi­ both the defects noticed is the same— James E. Armstrong, Alumni Secre­ days, unless further anouncement is and that, inability to hold up finan­ tary of Notre Dame, spoke on the made in advance. cially imder a prolonged period of "Present Status of the Enrollment at unemployment, such as results from Notre Dame." Clarence E. Manion, cyclical fluctuations in business. On professor of the Law School, pre­ No Average Collegian the basis of Europe's experience, not sented the subject of "Loyalty" to At Amherst — So What? only with the countries considered the meeting. here, but also that of Switzerland, Austria, Belgium, Denmark and Other speakers of the evening were Amherst, Mass. — Stanley King has Brother William, C.S.C, principal of France, we can say that from the been president of Amherst College for viewpoint of strict insurance ijrin- Cathedral High school, Indianapolis, six months, but he has yet to see an and Joseph Deinhart, head basketball ciples, inclusive, governmentally con­ "average student." Moreover, he does trolled and enforced insurance has coach of Cathedral. Deinhart's team not expect to see one. recently won the National Catholic been, universally, a failure. basketball championship at Chicago, One of his first acts was to abolish (Consideration of unemployment in­ 111. the freshman dean's office and take surance, as it conforms to the essen­ over its duties himself, so he could tial criteria of insurance, fo'om a Bishop Chartrand, Consecrator come to know the students personally. theoretical vieivpoint, tvill folloiv in a "I haven't met an average student subsequent issue.) The most Reverend Joseph Rit­ yet," he said in an interview, "and ter, D. D., who has spent his entire don't believe there are any. career at Cathedral parish, Indianap­ SPRING FOOTBALL "Every student is an individual olis, was consecrated Bishop last (Contniued from Page 23) with his own ambitions, merits and Tuesday morning in the Cathedral of defects. They are all different, and Saints Peter and Paul. Bishops Al- of the new men are just learning the all should be dealt with differently." phonse J. Smith, D.D., Bishop of plays and haven't yet learned the Nashville, Tenn., and Emmanuel B. In line with his belief in individual finesse of perfect blocking. Ledvina, D.D., Bishop of Corpus contacts, he abolished fourteen facul­ If the spring weather holds out, the Christi, Texas, officiated at the con­ ty committees and appointed individ­ first four teams will engage in a secration. Bishop Joseph Chartrand, uals to take over their duties. That scrimmage again tomorrow. These D.D., Bishop of the Indianapolis dio­ was a "radical" move, he said, but scrimmages are worth seeing for the cese, presided as Consecrator. the new system is working, • play is hard and the competition keen. "The job of being president of a These men are all striving for the Bishop Ritter w^as consecrated small college is the most exciting and coveted varsity berths. The new men Bishop of Hippus, and Auxiliary interesting I have ever known, and I are trying to displace the veterans, or Bishop to the Most Reverend Joseph have had a good many different jobs," are fighting it out for berths left va­ Chartrand, D.D. he said. cant by graduating regulars. March 31, 1933 Twenty-seven

COL. HOYNES DIES SENIOR BALL PRICE Lee, Blue Circle chairman, and Ed­ (Continued from Page 6) (Continued from Page 6) mund Stephan, Editor of THE SCHO­ LASTIC.

ent cities, and a practicing lawyer in An Honorary Committee has also Next week should come the name of Chicago for iive years, he returned to been named and is composed of the the band to be engaged for the Ball. Notre Dame as a professor of law in following men: Joseph McCabe, Ed­ The chairman is in correspondence 1883. He acted as Dean of the Col­ itor of the Juggler, James Gerend, with the Music Corporation of Amer­ lege of Law for a great number of president of the S. A. C; Fred Mac- ica and has practically decided upon years, retiring in 1918. He was also Beth, captain of track; James Mc- the orchestra. active in politics, having been a can­ Grath, captain of baseball; Anthony All chairmen of committees listed didate for Congress from Indiana, Wirry, manager of football; John and occupying several seats on Fed­ Baldwin, captain of basketball; John above are requested to meet in room eral government commissions. Cahill, K. C. Grand Knight; Charles 106 Howard Hall tonight at 6:30 E. Sheedy, Editor of Scrip; Maurice Catholicity and Colonel Hoynes o'clock. were one. . In 1912 he was made a Knight of St. Gregory by Pope -Pius X. This order is composed of Cath­ olic laymen, and is awarded in recog­ nition of Catholic merit. His interest in Apologetics was deep and untiring; he had ideas for a treatise upon this subject, but he was not able to finish it; one of the few uncompleted proj­ ects in his rich and varied life. Fr. Cavanaugh Preaches Colonel Hoynes was one of the prominent members of the lay faculty of the University in years gone by. This body, marked by the names of Howard, McCue, Stace, and Lyons, forwai'ded Catholic ideals and devel­ oped Catholic culture in the minds and actions of all the students whom they taught, or with whom they were con­ nected. The Funeral Mass was held this morning in Sacred Heart Church at EASTER MEANS 9:00 o'clock. A large number of stu­ dents were present, and the lay fac­ ulty, dressed in caps and gowns, to­ gether with all the members of the NEW CLOTHES Law School, attended in a group. Im­ mediately following the Mass all pres­ New Spring ent gathered outside of the Church in the quadrangle; there a squad fired Suits and Topcoats three volleys and taps were blown. From the quadrangle the groups Kuppenheimer and Others marched in procession to the Post Office where the funeral cortege left the campus. The Reverend Eugene Burke, C.S.C, was the celebrant at the Mass; Rev­ Colorful Plaid Ties, $1.00 New Shirts, $1.50 erend Leo Gorman, C.S.C, deacon; Reverend Charles Hamel, C.S.C, sub- Tdttersdil Check Pattern Sweaters, $2.95 deacon; Reverend Francis Wenninger, Sprins Felt hiats, $2.95 Nettleton Shoes C.S.C, master ot ceremonies; and the funeral sermon was delivered by the Smart Plaid Hose, 35c Reverend John Cavanaugh, C.S.C.

Putney-on-Thames, England.—^While practicing for the annual crew races with Cambridge, to be held April 1, the Oxford University crew last week Downtown and C^ on the Campus lowered a 36-year practice record by two seconds. The magician exhibits a flower pot with hinged sides on a table in the center of the stage. He opens out the sides to show that this container is empty. Closing it up, he places a screen between it and the audience. After a short period of magic incantations he removes the screen. The astounded audience sees a beautiful ..,.e>rh cohered to the shoulders in lovely flowers, rising IT'S JFIZV TO BB J^OOZBB ,,.g-^'.yrom tnc empty-'-"^mnaiuer. VYIIKIK um sue cuuiu iroiu r EXPLANATION: The girl was hiding behind the drape of the table. There is a trap door in the bottom of the flower pot, .iri' MonE Fu:]v TO AJVOW with a hole large enough to allow her to crawl through. The flowers, called "magicians' feather flowers," are A trick frequently worked in cigarette sive treatment than choice, ripe to* a regular part of a magician's outfit. The flower girl wears a rubber tunic and a bathing cap to keep the advertising is the illusion that mildness baccos. flowers compressed into small space. She slides the in a cigarette comes from mysterious The real difference comes in the to­ tunic down and the flowers expand when she emerges. processes of manufacture. baccos that are used. The better the EXPLANATION: All popular ciga­ tobacco, the milder it is. rettes today are made in modern sani­ tary factories with up-to-date machin­ ^^1^1^^ It is a fact, well known by leaf ery. All are fieat treated—some more ^^^ tobacco experts, that Camels intensively than others, because raw, are made from finer, MORE inferior tobaccos require more inten­ EXPENSIVE tobaccos than any other popular brand. That is why Camels are so mild. That is why Camels have given more pleas­ ure to more people than any other cig­ arette ever made. It's the secret of Camels' rich "bou­ quet". .. their cool flavor.., dieir non- irritating mildness. Give your taste a chance to appre­ ciate the greater pleasure and satisfac­ tion of the more expensive tobaccos.

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Check these points: Senior journalists heard the inside Upon the completion of the cere­ story on railroad advertising Monday mony, the bandit Furio tenderly ca­ afternoon, when Robert Howland, '24, resses his tall bride. In response to lectured before the class in Journal­ his affections, the object of his ten­ Workmanship ism Ethics. derness rapidly steps back, doffs the Mr. Howland is a former student of heavy veil, slips off the dark, flowing Professor John Cooney. dean of the gown — which had served to hide the department of journalism. He has military uniform of the Prince, and Service been connected with the advertising demands the surrender of the vaga­ department of the Missouri Pacific bonds, as members of the royal guard Railroad since his graduation from arrive upon the scene. Recognizing Notre Dame. the Crown Prince, the bandits become .onvenience terrified and beg forgiveness. Implor­ "Service is about the only thing ing them to think of their relatives you can advertise in the railroad busi­ on the feminine side, Prince Ryan ness," Mr. Howland said. "With the points out the dangers of the life of invention of air-conditioned cars and a vagabond, and induces them to re­ super-safety appliances, the advertis­ turn with him to town and live as f And that's about all you ing department has something else to loyal subjects of the kingdom. could ask for in your laun­ talk about besides the health and pleasure resorts their lines passes "The Vagabonds" provides one hour dry and dry cleaning through." of genuine relaxation. The overture After his lecture Howland answered begins at 8:15 o'clock sharp. work. questions concerning the general sub­ ject of railroads. The meeting was adjourned when Ben "Bing" Alexan­ Hon. William Watts Talks ^At Notre Dame you'll der asked Mr. Howland why they al­ . on Bar Exams to Law Club ways call Pullman porters, "George!" find superior workman­ The Hon. William Watts of Dixon, ship. The service is as fast NEWS OF THE WEEK Illinois, spoke to the members of the as is consistent with qual­ (Continued from Pase 10) Notre Dame Law Club last Tuesday night in the Lay Faculty Dining ity. And as for conven­ made at all, (unless armed guards are hall. ience—^what could be sim­ placed on all trucks), because of the Bar examinations and all that they threat of hijackers to loot some of the entail was the topic of his address. pler than the Notre Dame trucks. With beer wagons rumbling He pointed out the necessity for a stiff examination, and the manner in system? Just leave your over the town at night, it would '~ easy picking for the gentlemen who • which it should be composed and laundry at the appointed never pay their income taxes. given. Incidents relating to bar ex­ aminations in the state of Illinois place in your ovm hall. The first part of. President Roose­ were related in a jovial manner. velt's three-point unemployment pro-, The Hon. William Watts cited re­ gram becomes a law this week. The quirements for admission to the bar of Illinois. He is in a position to ^So, we tell you frankly bill provides the President with the means of employing, housing and advise and quote in this respect. For that you are missing a bet feeding 250,000 men. This novel many years he has been an outstand­ method of federal aid to the unem­ ing member of the Bar Examiners of if you fail to patronize the ployed will at least take 250,000 men that state. off the dole and renew their moral Recently he submitted numerous stability. questions for those seeking admission to the Illinois Bar. As he stated, University oF "Now comes the pleasant time—cor­ Boo Is Mightier Than Hiss recting the examinations." Notre Dame The meeting was held in the form Cleveland, Ohio. — For expressing of a smoker. Refreshments supplied disapproval, the "boo" is mightier the climax of the evening. than the "hiss," according to Dr. J. LAUNDRY AND O. Perrine, associate editor of the It is almost impossible to obtain a Bell System Technical Journal, who scientific answer to the question of has compared the two noises on an DRY CLEANING just what is an intoxicating beverage. oscillograph, a new instrument for —Prof. E. S. Corwin, Princeton. testing the strength of sounds. DEPARTMENTS The strongest of the human voice, he said, is the good old college "rah" Should liberty fall there is nothing and the weakest sound is the "th" in but compulsion to take its place.— "thin." Nicholas Murray Butler. March 31, 1933 Thirtp-one

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ODD ARCHITECTURE old OLYMPIC HIGH JUMP CHAM­ (Continued from Page 16) PION AND HOLDER OF THE On Down The Line WORLD RECORD, is a senior in the :By Fred MncBeth; physical education department of has just dropped a heavy brick on his The "PERFECT GOLF COURSE," TEMPLE UNIVERSITY (Philadel­ toes. built at ATLANTA (Ga.) by BOBBY phia) . . . she plans to coach track at There are many cases where genu­ JONES, is really a composite of links some school for girls ... an artificial ine humor may be found in architects' on which the former champion has sunlight room is being built in the wliim wherever they are allowed to played in other lands . . . every hole stables of FRANK S. CALLAHAN express themselves. In a fashionable is, in part, reproduced from some fa­ IN TIFFIN, OHIO, in which his race­ church in New York City there is a vorite hole BOBBY has encountered horses WILL BE BATHED IN "bride's door" through which many in his search for golfing honors . . . ULTRA - VIOLET and INFRA - RED debutantes pass to their nuptials. A JOHNNY KILBANE, ex-world cham­ RAYS . . . the treatment, it is be­ large portion of these weddings are pion boxer, is now boxing instructor lieved, will be as helpful as a work­ marriages of convenience and a sub­ in the CLEVELAND public schools out in the hot sun. stantial dowry is often given bj'^ the ... he is writing a book on boxing father along with the bride. For this . . . CLARK GRIFFITH, president of SPLINTERS leason a prominent architect inter­ the WASHINGTON SENATORS, is (Continued from Pase 25) twined money bags with orange blos­ said to be THE BEST GOLFER soms over the door and thus created among owners of the major baseball a page and a half of apologies and a mute satire in stone. clubs. bouquets. Hall Insignias We see it this way: "Moose" When the Notre Dame dining halls There are more than 5000 members scored 65 more points this year were being built one architect sug­ of various tennis clubs in PHILA­ than a year ago, with a team that gested that a "dog" on a griddle be DELPHIA . . . BARON EDOUARD lost four more games. Granting carved out of stone and placed over DE ROTHCHILD heads the list of that this year's squad played two an entrance, perhaps, to serve as a money-winners on the FRENCH turf more contests, we fail to see any reminder for Sunday night supper. during 1932, with total winnings of explanation for Krause's in­ Someone has suggested that the $100,438 . . . ALBERTO J. DUGGAN, creased total other than the fact motto on the coat of arms of the the ARGENTINE owner who cap­ that he was a more effective of­ Lyons family which is on the Lyons tured the 1932 GRAND PRIX, ranked fensive player. second . . . LESLIE KNOX, 16-year- Hall arch should be translated literal­ As to defense, what opposing cen­ ly to read "Don't worry the Lyons." old schoolboy of HILLSIDE (N. J.), can pick up a basketball IN EACH ter was a leading scorer when the Take a few minutes off some day HAND and hold them in the air with Keoganites were in full strength and and make a tour of the newer build­ ease ... a few can hold a basketball Krause was able to devote himself to ings on the campus with a view to WITH JUST THE FINGERS AND his pivot opponent? Certainly not make jj^ourself familiar with the PALM OF THE HAND . . . fewer Cribbs of Pitt, nor Berwald of West­ fantastic relief work thereon. Try to can do the stunt with both hands. ern Reserve, nor Johnson of North­ comprehend for yourself the signifi­ western, nor Proffit of Butler, nor cance of these eccentric canings. It Freeman of Penn, nor even Hosket of will be like a few minutes spent Ohio State who, facing the "Moose" around a medieval castle or cathedral, ROGERS HORNSBY is in excellent on a night when the Irish were crip­ and whatever aesthetic sense you pos­ condition for his comeback with the pled by injuries, scored exactly four sess will find recompense in the CARDINALS . . . recently he was points. amusement and curiosity which they timed in "a little over" eleven seconds afford. . . . for one hundred yards ... he re­ It is of course merely a matter marked, "At that I could outrun some of opinion and Mr. Gage is en­ of those nags I used to bet on!" . . . titled to his. Ours is that the The Scholastic,' 50 Years Ago it took "THE RAJAH" a long time to "College Humor" selector went find out . . . BOXING HAS BEEN long on humor and short on ac­ REVIVED IN MOSCOW, RUSSIA curacy. March 31, 1883.—^Among the many . . . the existing world's indoor record improvements made in the Auditor­ for three-quarters of a mile, set in ium of the Music Hall, the introduc­ 1925 by LLOYD HAHN at 3.03 2-5 Buffalo Club Plans Dance tion of the gas fixtures form a very still stands . . . his wonderful indoor prominent feature. These, with the half mile (1.51.2) has yet to be The Buffalo Club formulated plans exception of the grand chandelier, equaled . . . TRAVIS JACKSON, who for an Easter dance at their meeting which is to occupy the centre, have all went to the^NEW YORK GIANTS as Monday night, in the Law Building. been placed in position; they include shortstop in 1922, is the oldest mem­ This formal affair will be held lights throughout the auditorium, foot ber of that club in point of service. Easter Monday at the Club Mayfair lights, head lights for the stage, etc. in Buffalo. A reputed orchestra and In connection with this subject, we floor show will provide the entertain­ may state that the days of "red fire" When the PHILADELPHIA ATH­ ment for the dance. are over. An immense gas apparatus LETICS opened the 1932 season at An official charm has been adopted has been contrived, by which all the SHIBE PARK, MAX BISHOP, lead- by the Buffalonians; above and below pleasing illuminating effects neces­ off man, walked four times during the a bison's head are the words, "Buf­ sary for tableaux, etc., can be pro­ game . . . AND YET FAILED TO falo" and "Club," respectively. Across duced. SCORE . . . JEAN SHILEY, 20.year the head is an N. D. monogram. After College WHAT? HOLY YEAR Via the Smooth Southern Route Most direct route to Italy. Connections for the Holy ROME Land. Frequent sailings on .^W^ HOLY LAND seven great liners. Chapels. REX Conte di SAVOIA Facilities for Mass. Also Holy Conte GRANDE year Pilgrimages to Italy, AUGUSTUS ROMA Egypt, Palestine. 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