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* X- x> by B. B * Well girls, we finally get our tiun X- to run loose (just a towel! in fact) in * a bath house. If you've ever sat and x> listened to the boys talk about going * to the tubs and having a grand ol' * time, you don't have to be inquisitive « or envious any longer. Now you can * X enjoy all the features of a bath house x> X first hand. X- PEARL HEARP X FRED'S HEALTH CLUB, loc.ated in X- X Redwood City, has opened its door announce us. I'm back stage and all of a sudden I have to girls from noon Monday to 11 am * by Oavidlee Rinker X X- to pee. I run back to the urinal and I can't piss. I'm X Tuesday each week. with the help of Dan Westergard saying, 'Come on, honey, let's go, ' but it won't let The grand opening for girls took place •X loose. X * place Monday June 18. I didn't know "Honey, it's five minutes after Sunday, let's have 1 can hear the screaming that greats the appearance X exactly what to expect because hearing X- a drink, " Pearl was saying, punctuating a story with of my golden haired bass player. They must think it's X about something and doing it yourself X- his usual floury of "Honey's" and pithy comments. Edgar Winter because the crowd goes into a roar. X are two entirely different matters. X- "I've got the empty bed blues, let's put it that X X* Finally I piss, run out and grab my bottle of Southern X With knees knocking ever so slightly, way, " he continued. "It's very me. Comfort, take a big slug tmd nm up the stairs just as I set out for my first (but long awaited) X "Least til the third of the month when my old man X the MC says 'Ladies smd Gentlemen, it gives Bill Graham X excursion to the tubs. I was met at the X comes down. He's the only one I can count on these great pleasure to present a special surprise to you tonight. door by Fred, the owner of the club days. X X San Francisco's own PearL ' (and the only male allowed on Mon. X "Anyway, I'm a rock star lady. So . . . " X "All the lights go off. T^e fpptllghts_come up really X nights). He changed m y shakes" in to _____ slow in the back. No front lights at all. I'm silhouetted. X excitement as he answered my ques X It was interview time. Assignment Pearl Heart on You can see the sparkling of my jewels when I lift my tions as fast as I could ask them. X whom I had hettrd the mantle of Janice Joplin had hands, the ends of my hair, my clothes. X After getting a BIG towell to wear, X fallen. "I'm wearing this purple top that comes down to the X a SMALL towell for showering, and X Reaction to him was mixed, but you heard rumors middle of my chest and is cut really low. When I stoop X a locker key to store my things, I X he was good. Some so so opinion about that, A lot over it looks like I have tits or something. X changed and was taken on a tour of X of maybes. "The music is already getting in to it. I can feel people X the club. X One consensus. He was outrageous. In one way being taken back. I can see it. They are being sucked X Homey is about the best I can do for X or another he would entertain me. back into something that has been gone that they've been X for description. Fred's has the relaxed X Pearl loved conversation and plunged immediately screaming and clawing trying to find, but haven't been X atmosphere of being in your own living X into this one. Subjects ranged from serious to comic able to. X room. However, at Fred's there are X reverting often and finally to Janice Joplin. "I walk up to the microphone and start . . . this one X added facilities not likely to be found X "You've got to know, even before you get into it, " person screams JANICE! and starts to climb up on X in ones own home. Tliese include a X Janice told him, "You've got to give up every constant the stage after the first note. . . X sauna, showers, movie room to watch X you ever had. You can't have an old man or an old "That was the hottest show I've ever done, I jtist X "tum-on" flicks, small convenience X lady. You're so fuck'n crazy playing music you never spaced out, forgot that the audience even existed. X rooms, and several larger rooms for X find him. When you've done playing music and you "We did three of our original tunes, then we did our X group games. X want to relax and lay back witii him, you can't find KSAN hit NO ONE KNOWS YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOWN X In the main room there is a colored X him anymore, " AhiD OUT. X T. V ., couches to lounge on, and a X For the last thing I did A PIECE OF MY HEART. And X table filled with snacks in case you Like Janice Pearl's a singer of the blues. Getting by they were all singing. The whole audience. It was un X get the munchies. There is also a on Southern Comfort and vocal explosions of Joy and believable. I was so high. You wouldn't believe how X piano, guitar, and a ping-pong table anquish. high I was. " X for those who feel sporty. X "In order to stop me from singing someone's going to X At Enrico's afterward Pearl had five orders of crab without X One other major find at Fred's X have to kill me, " he says. "That's the only way they're lettuce in one big bowl with blue cheese dressing on it, ac X (actually the most important), is the X going to stop me. " companied, of course, with a bottle of Southern Comfort. X presence of other girls gathered in a X He woke up the next morning in his Winterland drag with X relaxed situation for talking, gaming, X It was Chinese New Year's Eve at Wlnterland. Pearl the first hangover he thought he'd ever had in his whole X or the open opportunity for a more per had been asked at the last minute to appear on the bill career. X sonal relationship. with J, Edgar Winter. X "The MC comes out," Pearl recalls, "and begins to (Cont. on page 20) (Cont. on page 23)
Question: How do you feel about your body?
AIRES: Get plenty of sleep if you CANCER: This period begins with “ a»” ' S S n c^ I m..?p?opU »ta do *. o.h« can during this period for your nerves a very stablizing influence on you, Just live through their bodies aud iotget a b ^ Aeir ne 1 - may need it. If a negative trend of and that is your very own mind. You To be in balance one is expressive of the other. 11 you r y thinking concerning yourself occurs, will find that all you attempt can someone you are going to love their physical being and ^ concentrate on what you have done in work out well if you simply flow ^ e past that was good. . . . . T he 21st. with it, for you are energised now, “ X L -I physical being you can't ‘^.VoT^^e^rs'an Fverv Sivnificant relationship you have outside of yoursell is an is a day of changes; be fluid. On the especially on the 20th of July. LEO: 22nd. you may be tom between being identificatton of some quality within. Comes the 23rd. and your wit and to be an outer screening of your ovm tnp. Therefwe I feel rte^ewer Happy birthday dear Leo. You are the fifth sign in the zodiac, the along and being with someone, by charm are in the forfront; bringing things outside yourself that you're hung up over, the more you are sign of the lion. This period runs from July 23rd through August 22nd. the afternoon you should be happy you material rewards to ^are with Leo is a fixed, fire sign and symbolizes the life forces. It governs the with your descision. On the 29th., others. On the afternoon of the 27th. yourself. heart and the upper portion of the back. The planetary ruler is the the morning may find you getting a traveling man may be just who you Sun and the gemstone is the sardonyx. The flower is the gladiolus.... off to a few false starts for your Question: Is that working for you? need to be with. He may put you This will be a period of emotional changes. A feeling of being beauti judgement seems to be impaired through some changes, but they will Larry: Before when 1 had the answers, it was to °vw om e ful, together and sure of yourself, but this appearence will not seem this day. You are a little oversensi be good ones...... remember the good to bring you what your truly desire and you might wonder why the 25th, tive to the point that little things can 5 ^ I'm trying to find me. 1 don't really knw ““ VhJ^anTe in goodbye. On July 29th. turn your causing you to become sensitive and unsociable to the point that you throw you off, if you let them. On throughts towards your family and might be feeling physicaly ill. Don't be afraid of your feelings, even the 31st. devote some time and at express your feelings openly, for if they are inind-bending, they have ome, experience them.,,,. The tention to your body and its needs. there is a good possibility of getting 29th. may find you longing for a family atmosphere, full of warmth Follow what it tells you to do in order the support you need. Chi the 2nd some tenderness or love for the person I lust for. p iat s baslcai^ myn.y and love and caring, and your heart may have a desire that no words to keep it in good condition, you'll of August you may have to excercise can express. On the 30th try to consider all you see as your brotheni. be glad you did. life style now. I want to be as honest as I can ' a little descipline in exicuting your I realhr want to be involved with every moment of my life sisters, children, father and mother and that we are not related by very good ideas. blood alone. Let your spirit find joy in being a member of the family TAURUS: The 23rd, and the 24th. and noi have to escape into the past or the Vha^riir^ you find outside of yourself; it's something you find inside. That tne of m an. of July will set the tone of this period then you want to express your emotions universal hunger to love and to be loved. verbally. You need someone to talk to ...... it m ight be good, if you can, to manifest what you feel through VIRGO: This period will seem un SAGGITARIUS: The 20th begins some form of art, a sort of show and * eventful until the 29th when the PRESS RELEASE * your flight and your mind soars with tell situation concerning your feelings. boredom of rountine living will creative ideas. Prepare yourself for Be with friends who tmly care about •X- have an unsettling affect. You * the doing and believe. Hold fast you for now is not the time for com Rehearsals are now in progress for -X- need to dance, laugh and LET GO, your ideas until you can materialize munion with strangers but for the the S.I. R. Dance Review and Fashion in order to release the tensions them, or they may be lost to you. communion with friends. * which have been building up. By Show which will be presented at the * On the 21st. bring into being w hat Center on Friday and Saturday July the 31st you m ay fee l more agres you have dreamed of before and let GEMINI: The power of motion of mind 27th and 28th. The entire production * sive and emotionaly self assertive; it grow. By the 25th. resist demanding and body fills you now. You will be is conceived and directed by 20 year * don't be pushy. Your needs may a return for what you have created. Saturdays child; rise early on the 21st. old Gary Pool who will also appear in * not be that of others and your frus Patience, my love. The 28th, spend and let it take you on an exciting * th e show. trations may cause you to do some the day in brotherhood and receive a journey. On the 25th. you will need A preview number from the show * thing insensitive... August 1st., blessing. On August 1st. you w ill to rest and be along with your thoughts * even your creative spirit may be have come full circle and the cycle to reacess your goals and tighten up FOR PERSONAL CONSULTATION was presented at the S, I. R. 9th G CHARTS CALL GARRETT Anniversary Party on June 16th. * feeling frustrated, as the mind is begins again...... your budget, and balance yOur mind. e a r l y MORNINGS OR EVENINGS Other previews are scheduled for * full but the body is empty of action, Having done this (if you needed to) various bats between now and show * but don't despair dear Virgo for help July 27th. should find you satisfied tim e. * is on the way. On August 2nd. you with a job well done. And by Aug The show will include dances for * will be as beautiful as your surround ust 2nd. you will be prepared to ac men from West Side Story, Cabaret, * ings. cept whatever tasks you have set for 626-27S6 Hair and others, as well as a Fall * CAPRICORN: O n the 21st. breath yourself...... Have you read Journey Fashion Show and comic impersonation * LIBRA: This period m ay find you deep and fill your body with the to Itlan?????? sketches. The cast is young, excited, * wondering what to do about your power of the cosmos azxl by the 1st. and exciting. The show should be, too. * love of self and of another for they of August you will have exhaled and For further information: Gary Pool, •X* will seem to be at opposite poles. brought into being , life itself.... On the 21st. your needs may not be 626-7139/S. I. R ,, 781-1570 * if this has no meaning for you then that of his. This is a time to keep a * the breath will have been w'asted. photociRAphy By JAmes AcmstRonq CANCER Below: "Aquarius" from HAIR, in clear mind and resist escaping into INTERVIEW * reh ean aL dreams, drug iixluced or otherwise. •X- On the 22nd., these things are even by Danny Westergard •x> more sharply into your minds eye as you begin to see the motion of your AQUARIUS: Good beginnings on Larry? Well . . . he was bom in Schenectady, New York, is 5'U", * questions, on both sides; weighing the 24th. when the good life will weighs 150 lbs, is a graduate of the school of law (Bolt Hall) and has * heavy on your mind, until the 25th have a special meaning for you and an M. A. from the Graduate School of Criminology at U.C. Berkeley. « when in the morning the answer this lasts through the 26th. when you But he's more. Much more. Searching, growing, discovering, loving, * may come by mail or in a phone will be feeling high on life. The 30th. are just some of the words that come to mind after talking to mm. * call or even in a psychic thought. finds you being in complete harmony • He lives in the Tenderloin. It came as a shock to me, until we * Follow what comes and question no with what you want to be. Share this, talked . . . * more. On the 27th. open the win for it is the age of aquarius if you
Dear John David, How do you keep from being jealous when your head knows its silly but your emotions won't keep up? Are there any games to play that will help? Still Jealous, Aries
Dear Still Jealous, Since you are speaking of a male to male relationship you must keep in mind that Uiere arc two mascuUne ego at play and any. play is a gam e. As a matter of fact all life is a game. Try throwing a tanthum m Uie backyard. Stamp your fert ^ scream a little but try not to hurt the grass and flowers. Also, do not allow your liver to become over taxed since the liver is affected by and controls your emotions. heart as so many people would m e to think. So if you are not c a ^ l you may come down vrith scerasis. It is more to better health to remem ber that love is a two way street ai^ if he loves you he'll always "come hom e. Doing Without ------John Da v id ------
Write to Dear John: 53 Haight Street San Francisco, Calif, ^ i f ^ - 1 or P. O. Box 627 San Francisco, Calif.
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im sssnoM winiwiPonM'ir JACKIE D'S has live western music on Sunday aftemooru. But really, I E a O R T | _ Fanny, whoever heard of a Hawaian Suare Dance. By the way, Farmy, did you finally fltxl a hu^and that “ l E A P E R S I hat a job? BY BILLIE Miss Terry Taylor wowed everyone at her show on the 17th at the HAVOC HOUSE. She does have a good voice I would never cut in on Perry's JOIN US Chinese Checkers, but I understarrd and it was LIVE?? Shirt Traimng NOW Sweetlips no longer calls her bar The 1001 NIGHTS will have a bene fit show for Operation Concern. Should ON THE SET WITH MARILYN IN the KOKPIT. SOME LIKE IT HOT I think by ROYAL decree by be fun with Rose, Pam, Val and her crew. They also have dinners seven Daicell & Mame of Portlarxl, it nights a week now. Rose, are you now will be called the CRAB 1959: The old Coronado H otel really getting a pair of roller skates across the bay from San Diego was PALACE. the location; SOME LIKE IT HOT It seems as though one of the from VAL? was the movie; Marilyn Monroe royalty from Portland caught one The DOGPATCH SALOON is open. was the actress and aim America's of the little jewels in her eyebrow. Dogpatch is the other half of 18th St. #1 Superstar. Where? Right under the UPS out Valertcia Way. Think about it? It was late afternoon but the sun picture . . . Marne finally got back Understand that Russ of FEBE'S w ill was still shining. Marilyn didn't to Portland late Sunday? be running for Emperor II arxl our usually arrive on the set very early Christmas in July at the MINT was Empress race is coming up. Should so they had to keep the cameras really fun fun. Everyone and I do be a lulu or one hellova race . . . turning until it was too dark to mean everyone was there to join in Bon Voyage, Marcus. You should shoot. on the fun and festivities. wow them in New York at the Mr. Marilyn, Jack Lemmon in drag, Naomi made a great Santa and David C ontest . . . and Tony Curtis were doing a beach some of the gifts were certainly not Bye for now. scene with very little dialogue. cheapies. Charlotte, you gave us Til next issues Tony Curtis, in a captain's uni another witmer. You bartenders Lady Bow Wow form, was sitting under a large beach litteraly worked their asses off . . . umbrella and Marilyn was tossing The Tavern Guild Picnic on the a volley ball with her best girl 15th from what I understand was an friend—Jack Lemmon whom she insane trip. I am sorry I missed it called Daphne. this year, but I understand there I've seen some ugly drag in my were a lot of bushes and . . . well, time, but Jack Lemmon as Daphne I couldn't go through that again had to be the most ridiculous. this year, huh UPS ??? Knotty knees, muscularly legs and Flew to Portland on the 8th to red hair combined with a 1920 wool celebrate MAMA BERNICE'S b irth knit lady's bathing suit just had to day. Never found out just how old crack you up at first sight. this great lady is, but, wow, she Though the dialogue was sparce, is great fun. Thanks to Jim and each scene where Marilyn had spoken staff, to Darcel and the staff lines had to be shot over and over at Demás and to Blane (Mr. Groovy and over again. Guy 73) and good luck in New York. The director Billy Wilder had the Thanks, Marne, for getting me so patience of Job. Each time he damn drunk . . . would say, "That was fine, Marilyn, July 12th saw H. I. M. Dowager but this time let's try it a little dif Cristal VI turn the ripe old age ferently. " (she says 40), but according to the The exhausted Marilyn would con painting hanging in the Cristal Apotto*s Tempie fer with someone on the sidelines Room of the P. S., well, it shows about how to improve the scene, do her to be older than the UPS. But a little exercise to try to relax her the party at the KOKPIT and the of Body Building self and start all over again. P. S. were both fun. Thank you The sun was too low to shoot any for inviting me and my . . . litter? [4151 474-0776 & 771-7174 more beach scenes and the crew dis Even sitting next to David (The banded for the day. Hyness) was fun even though she It had been five years since I had took notes all night long . . . 851 O'Farrell VIEW FINDERS last seen Marilyn. She was still Same night was the auction at smiling, still shy and seemed even the #3 for the fire victims of New more bewildered and unsure of her Orleans holicaust. Over a thousand self. dollars was taken in. This was under Now that the days of the "F ash- The thing that impressed me most the M. C. C. and Rose & Jess. ion Dictators" have past, consumers was how very young she looked, truly AROUND TOWN: I understand no longer need complain that they more like a teenager. Standing not (rumors) that Hurricane Hazel was are being told what to wear and how. more than two feet from her and in or is the past state president of the Designers are constantly inter the harshness of daylight she was as Texas FFA . . . Now, Marcus I do preting ideas from the world around beautiful a girl as I have ever seen. think that means somethiirg in Texas. them, working on an idea six months Her skin was flawless and white or more in advance of public showing. as a sheet with baby soft hair bleached Under pressures that would break the same color. Surprisingly enough the backs of many, the Fashion she didn't seem to be wearing much World must stay ahead of thè con make-up—only red lips and eye 22nd and VALENCIA sumer, to assure something new on m ake-up. p izzeria sp a g h e tti the racks for all seasons. She was not the Marilyn Monroe Some still complain however, you saw on the screen. Instead of that they are being told "The a big blond sex symbol; standing in Mr. Brandy Lee layered look is in" as an example front of me was a short, shy, very of F ashion D ictation. But the la y pretty girl so he^less and angelic COrrEE b0N*5 ered look (while still fashionable) you wanted to reach out and touch and Company was an idea designers picked up . . . but afraid this fragile butter from the Street People over four fly might crumble. years ago! And since then a mul Marilyn was soft spoken, very , 6 2 4 . 4 7 7 0 titude of new looks have made the eager to please and tried hard not scene. Some last years and some to offend you with a single gesture. featuring don't. It is the consumer who de The crowd sensed this. Instead of BEER home delivery WINE cides. screaming and tearing at her, almost To see all of the F ashion World everyone felt like protecting her— Glenn Elliott at a glance would take a wide maybe even shedding a tear with angle lense powerful enough to see her. over horizons with at far reaching There was something tragic and views. lonely about her. Whatever it was 'The Superstar of v As people landscape the world that worked its poisons upon her— with themselves, so have we begun three dead marriages, two mis female impressionists, v to landscape our bodies. So, carriages, an absent father, an in The Maestro of campf pick a view and wear it! sane mother, a forlorn childhood, —Ejchelbaum, S.F. Examiner This summer season has come a devouring press, or disbelief in alive with a fantastic array of herself—life's burdens seemed too scenery to please the eyes of every heavy for her to carry. Naturalist or Romantic. Basically alone most of her life, Taking on something of a 50's she was alone for the last tim e on look, shirts can be seen boasting August 5, 1962. Cause of death O i a R l C : a garden of exotic flowers and birds. was an overdose of barbituates—and A rainbow ne ver knew so many perhaps too much success and not MONDAY AND TUESDAY NIGHTS hues and shades! enough love. Summer fabrics may range from Marilyn will never be forgotten. DON'T MISS silky-soft jerseys to pure cotton, As long as there are movie projec PICIKS STEVENS AND MILLER and newest of all, guaze! tors, future generations will be able 3 WEEKS ONLY! Even the classic-cut Body Shirt to see and love the golden blond has loosened up with fuller sleeves who has now faded into legend. July 24—Aug. 12 and torso, and if it is your pleasure, try them in the short sleeve versions 9:30 & 11:15 PM with cropped waists. Tues, thru Sun. Admission $2.00 Newest in this summer's line-up Illustrated in the foreground: A Dolman Sleeved waist- 788-3365 is the Dolm an style shirt w ith a Bar Drinks $1 shirt in Manilla colored crepe jersey with seagulls in flight, full underarm sleeve. No M inim um paired with double pleated trousers in the same "Ice Cream" shade. Pick your favorite pair of pleated ^«1 trousers in crepe-like fabrics, in Reservations: In the background: A dark blue jersey shirt with white "Ice Cream colors. " Softer, and OFF BROADWAY Phalaenopsis Orchids in full bloom! San Francisco Lil 936 Montgomery more pure shades of pale than last 397-5626 The illustrated designs are by G.G. Pinley and are Fall's grey and faded look. available only^at DESKN HDQTRS, 861-7934, San Francisco. GOLD STREET! in $an Francisco.. .o f course! CINE
by Terry Taylor For those of you who missed the column last issue, all I can say is to the Royal Family de San Francisco that somewhere along the route I for the geotgous trophy they presented got lost. to Elza. Debbie drove a Before anything, a very special What kind of birds don't fly Emma? thank you to Kissy Dikki for asking How many people have you terrorized me to be a part of the Royal Scandals with that? Now its our turn to have and Camp Awards. I'm kind of sony heaven dirt on you, even if it was only its all over because the rehearsals were a traffic think. Shame shame. so much fun. How could it not be Desiree, give it up honey, not FFA, half-ton truck. fun working with such crazy people just this farce of trying to create^ a as Kish, Rexaime, Rose I, the Hyness new image, it isn't woiking. Right You may not think of Kalendar Columnist David Dauber as a truck driver, (you spotlight-grabber), Jimmie Miss Durell? but anyway, there he was, ramming a half-ton up and down the trails of the Quinn, and Rose Buckley. I can't Be sure to look for the announcement Pacheco Ranch last Sunday at the Tavern Guild Picnic in Marin County. forget to thank the four brave of Kemo Productions! After talking gentlemen who caught me after to Kemo, I think you'll be surprised to David was distributing beer and supplies for some 1000-or-so picnickers my daring leap off the chair. I find there are alot of talented people who rode busses to and from the event. CINEMATTACHINE got Debbie hope you're all recovered by now. making their debuts. Their first pro Jimmy and Dennis you were mar duction wiU be 'Dames at Sea'. Au on film, olong with many, many others at the picnic-in a new Mattochine velous leading men. ditions are this month so look for the Newsreel which starts Thursday, July 19 for one week. See ,t-you may be I've been told that Donna Mae ammouncement. of the GRUBSTAKE is leaving to open My show "Terry Taylor Comes among the hundreds of faces caught by our cameramen. her own place around the comer on Alive" should be alot of fun if its ON THE SAME PROGRAM-ONE WEEK STARTING THURSDAY, JULY 19 Ellis street. Be sure to stop by the anything like rehearsals. Sometimes EGG AND I and say hello. John-John I think its a shame the audience only gets to see the final product because Making out on th* hill«Id* In th* opon is now manager of both GRUBSTAKE One Week Starting Thursday, ■ unllght—Two bright nowp«l«onolltl««l I and n . show rehearsals are always more fun. Mel and Shirley, formerly of the Not only was this my " live" debut, but Ju ly 26 AMBASSADOR have taken over JACKIE that of my special guests Empress D's and feature a western band on M axine V in and Lennie Lynn. Mae One of the All-Time Popular Mai Sunday night. Welcome back Ronnie, Russell, you were a gem to jump in Photo Stars...... Cary and Fanny, (Reka's older sister). and help us as you did. I have to say Jon Jon, you were right The bartenders of THE TRAPP are all along about the new format of the B I L L E L L S a group of fun people, especially I lace. 1 guess alot of straight pecóle Nookie, Bobbie Allison, crazy Lincoln iave the same bad ideas of how to treat (no, Lincoln and Donna Mae are not employees. I honestly feel the switch working up a sister act), Paul, Dee Dee, in personal could have been handled and Peter. And of coarse that madcap diplomatically and eliminated all the waiter Stanley is always a camp. bitter feelings that happened. The 1001 NIGHTS now features the The "Tribute to Elza Ostrom" July longest cocktail hour in the city. Bar in three of his most requested Plus! Two NEW short features— 9th at the FROLIC ROOM was great drinks are 50 Support IMap liftings cost $20. for 10 Issues. ( $2. each) O NE INCH Prepaid. These advertise» support this section of Kalendar- isni; much BUT- - • -PLEASE SUPPORT THEM- it caught BARS your eye— This space could be yours- 6 2 6 -0 6 5 6 1. A lle y C a t 330 Mason St. 982-7968 2. Rendezvous 567 S utter J8 1 -3 9 4 9 3. Turf Club 76 6th. St. 863-4615 4. 1001 Nights 33S Jones 474-1067 7. Body Shop 98 Eddy St. 986-0561 T fr a T fl 8. T rapp 72 Eddy St. 362-3838 Ho's Laodmark(R) 4S Turk St. 474-4S31 fllq e 6Go ld------1S6TUI» $r. -673-2040" Knkpit 301 Tiirk Sj. 775:^260 ^ 729 BUSH 78B^68 T Red Lantern Saloon 775-49^9 1 180 Golden Cate Ban that serve food. Windjammer -645 Geary St, 77S-9796 Adults B . \ t h S Club Turkish 132 fuik St. 77S-SSU B o o k s lurk St. News 66 Turk 8S5-204C Infamous Bk St. 219 Jones St, 771-8338 A GREAT Ellis Bookstore 415 Ellis 441-5821 downtown International BAR Book Shop 42 Turk 474-9508 C A tin c i Sausage Factocy2 712 Geary 928-2820 474-6814 Franks A Lot 3 U .£ U is 72 EDDY STREET s h o v « Psychedelic Shop 1072 Market 62I-03S7 382-3838 t n c A t u e s , Tom Ctt III ElUi St. 42I-02S0 . Nob KlU 729 Biidi St. 781-9468 . Tutk St. Fo UIm 108 Turk St. 474. 9$8| Bacie Dote Magazines ^ hA iR-cuttino Maaon-Eddy Barber Shop 131 Eddy 771-1013 VINTAGE hsMR RemovAi USED ADULT BCX5KS Dwight Letchwofth 209 Pest #621 421-1787 PERIODICAUS. POOTEBO photo By (Elec tre loflst) puup«.* F ilm M a g a z i n e s mise. C o l l e c t i b l e e r o t i c a N u L R n t A Box 340 ) o n m St. 775-9644 • BOUGH T AND SO L D - .lAmes ARinstRonc, P.L r. Copr S«*. 39 Taylor 441-184« LARRY Messag ephonc (Ana. Serv. I'lOOS Mkt. St. #207 864-8444 THE MAGAZINE *.LR. S3 6th. St. 78I-1S70 a a a l- a r k in s t .. 441-7737 H a lp ln i H aadt CtMCT 22S Tuifc 771-3386 (Between geanv B o 'farrell) On. How Martlniiiog 441 Eddy 776-2340 o p e n ; la - 7 t u e b . POLK I S’T k ^ ’^e t I IlyttPBB Hope you made it to the TAVERN GUILD PICNIC last Sunday. WeU %iw\.\a I over a thousand did and had a blast. The Hyness, in a very butch mood • ------that day, even hit a homerun. t Cristal's birthday party at the IIFE BEGINS AT FORTY?? 7 7?? Mr. Cowboy of Vancouver and is one KOKPIT was from 5-7 last Thursday of the candidates for Mr, Groovy Guy followed by a sit down diimer in Last week at the KOKPIT, our Miss of Portland '74. Don't believe he'll her honor at the *P, S, for forty. Cow-Lips threw a swinging coktail have any trouble winning. Right, Speaking of forty, did yOu know party to bring in Cristal's (Richard of Roxann? that Cristal claims that's her age? (B14) THE LEFT BANK GALLERIES) 40th How can she be a grandma and be PMONC year. Lips invited a lot of help to DO YOU HAVE THE TIME? only forty? The '1‘P. S. will start serving the flower pot 474-1030 celebrate. The joint looked like a SIW nO N ER Y regular gay who's who! Cristal sat Well, George of the COPPER DOOR, lunch Wednesday, August 2S. I3M POUC eutC H »«t. Pb* «. M l Dixon (polk street sally) will be SAN PRANCtSCO, CALIFORNIA «4I0R at the comer of the bar sipping his has the place. An interesting and brandy, with a Mona Lisa smile on noteworthy shop located a t 1654 H aight your host at the bar, and many his facha, handing out spectacular street. THE COPPER DOOR features surprise waiters. OFACe SUFFUCS • RUOOCR tTAMFt • LffTTOMfiADS canapes and such prepared by those antique clocks — sales, repair and So since one picture is worth a MSTYHCnVS «MOnN« CAROe • FARKtR A. CROSS FOIS talented guys from PIER 54. On restoration. In fact, Don of FEBE's, thousand words 1'U bless you with second throught, let me say rather is a clock lover, snoops in now and pictures this time and very few 9 ^ iMON with a Lucretia Borgia smile on his than to find out what's old? words. face. Do you know what I mean? Enjoy J 1! 22 Smooches, From the KOKPIT, most of the WHAT'S NEW? T he Hyness crowd swept through the balloon doors into the new Cristal Room at T he BELDEN CHATEAU a t 44 GREEN the P. S. to enjoy a superb birthday Belden P lace. A charm ing new q>ot Map listings cosf $20. for 10 issues ($2. each), payable in diim er. Bob Ross, Jay (Fred Mohair), owned and operated by Sara and Chris .•»«••»A, advance. Jackie at the bar and the three doll of lA CAVE. Two delightful and waiters did themselves up brown! ! pretty gay gals working with a male These advertiseis support this section of Kalendar (if you excuse the expression). gay crew adding a new look to our -PLEASE SUPPORT THEM- Conned three extea strawberry mousse's "Wall Street!' area. That sweetie. VALLEJO from my chubby neighbors, gained Big Josie, is the chef so the food is 5 pounds and walked our with Mike going to be excellent! BELDD'I f V A ß S a Gerina's jockey shorts! (you ask him !! )| CHATEAU will serve limch from 11 to 3 and diimer from 6 to K), l. New Bell Saloon 1203 Polk 775-6905 And, Betty, your balloon's never 2. House of Harmony 1312 Polk 885-5300 (§ looked lovUer! This is a marvelous club for meeting 3. P .S . (R) 1121 Polk 441-7798 pecóle and exchanging ideas. You 4. Polk Gulch Saloon Polk G Post 885-2991 BROADWAY TRUE GRIT; know, your place or m ine ...... 5. Wild Goose 1488 Pine 775-8880 Monday, July 16th, THE DOG PATCH] 6. The Gangway 841 Laikin 885-4441 SALOON tows in. My friend. Bill, the TIME OUT: 7. On The Q.T. (R) Polk G Clav 885-1114 776-4162 dog lady, is your genial host with 8. Earlv Rlid 1723 Polk For a few days of relaxation and to 9. Cloud 7 2360 Polk 474-9696 help from a good-looking crew of 1548 Polk 441-8413 Lil' Abners named Sonny, Terry, gather my wits? About me. Yours 10. Havoc House p a c if ic 11. Bo jangles (D) Laikin G Ellis 771-9545 Ron and Chuck (Katanelson, that is). truly starts a new job at the P. S. next 12. Gordon's Saloon 1750 Polk 775-4152 Billy has many fun events and cus we€^. I'll be behind the plank days 13. Toties 743 Ladrin St. 673-6820 tomer participation activities coming from 11 to 6 serving hootch while the 14. Yacht Club - 2155 Polk Sr. 441-8381 up soon. With the kicky WATERHOLE gang serves lunch. Even if you don't (R) Bars th a t serve food NO. 3 across the street, that area is have any news for me, come in and (D) Dancing bars going to Jump. Some customers are introduce yourself, arid say Hello! ■tf. already refering to the WATERHOLE Particularly if you ate single .... eAtlHQ NO. 3 as "Skunk Hollow". Love it! 7 « - 16. Bob's Coffee Shop Polk 0 Sacramento 474-6161 See you later, and cheers, ^ £ ò AUZA\K ò ^ 17. Grubstake #2 (L) 1525 Pine 673-8268 BE STILL MY HEART! 18. M it Browns 1356 Polk 771-4221 POIK-STREET SALLY bOOTIQUE “Footwear Unique" 19. Arne's Cedar LnCellar 127 Cedar 441-0934 Along with most of the population 20. The Haven (L) Polk G California 474-4184 of San Francisco, Leo of Portland ’*‘P. S. Thank you Robbie and Bill 1540 POLK STREET swept into town to relax a little. for the "Shitty Sally" sweat shirt. (L) Open 24 Hours Needless to say, we weren't relaxed! And, that doU, Cindy, Miss Gay Oh, Maroan, what a hunky! All he I San Francisco, your ^ r t is on the FHOM HARRY KNKIHT AND GORTON HALL Books has to do is just stand there. Leo is l^way! 'HE TLA'-” THA'" FlR'l'JOH' YOU THE EXPERIMENT" 26. Eric's Books 1347 Polk 885-3272 (415) 626-8176 ANOTHER FIRST! AN EROTIC MALE COMEDY! 27. LeSalon 1118 Polk 673-4492 SAN FRANCISCO, CA 28. The Magazine 839 Laikin 441-7737 FRI. JULY20 B s X th S 31. Jack's Turkish (L) 1143 Post 673-1919 » - i'. i' (DÍ ^ ä 32. Body Building Club 851 OTairell 474-0776 FRIEND* LTD* (L) Open 24 Hours “Bay Area Entertainment” BOOKINGS NOW BEING ARRANGED FOR ^ STARRING ' " theA tees 33. Laurel 2111 Polk 928-1119 Pearl] music- RccoikTs 35. Gramophone 1538 Polk 885-3322 CMMtry KitCMM 36. Record House Polk at Post 474-6919 37. New Era Records 1570 California 771-7900 J" WELCOME ABOARD 1356 Polk St. 3401 CaUf. St. flOWCRS 24W Loinbaid St. 39. The Flower Pot 1718 A Polk 771-5735 841 LARKIN STREET San Francisco 7 - 12:30 a. m. shov"« Berween O'Farrell & Gaary Sts. Phone 885-4441 Fri. G Sat, 474-1030 (B-23) 7 am - 3 am 40. Johnsons Stationery— 1334 Polk St, jEmSE 38 Wig Factory 1047 Polk 771-6140 42. Yo*s Knittinfl Centre. 1133 Polk 771-S315 43. Leather Forever 1702 Washington St. 88S-S773 44. Porpoise Mouth >31548 P O L K - ^ E ^ II W aterbeds 1030 Polk 45. Left Bank 1542 Polk St. 46. Ronald James —1201 Sutter St. 441-8413 c lo th iiX i so. Town Squire 1318 PoIK 775-0900 51. Ma Stahl 1658 Polk St. 673-4 o^ 6 41. Honest John's ‘^Sl Polk 44Í-5219 d ß y clCA ninc, 1656 Sacramento 771-3996 OUAUTY 60. London WATERBED STORE sho c. s> Waterbods C AccesssoriesI 45. Sayzaar's Bootique 1540 Polk 474-5114 jA Bargain Matinees Mon. -Fri.^ mise. C REDIT TERMS 11 a m -1PM $3 .00 J 71. P. I. P. Printing 1101 Post 441-7227 S a B .2 9 0 1 I 1030 Polk Street Phone: (415) 441-3500 POLK GULCH SALOON J Qn-POLR at BROADWAY •__ KLUS SXU4LT Christmas C h ris tm a s ■ m u i r in P a r t ^ 'S h o w in g JOLV lUfid. July 25 ^ Christmas Dinner, 8 PM 9* July 25 )RUÌsÌNq ^SourhERN S iy U (2) Live Shows by S, F« Troupe ¿«8 6« ST Review, 10 PM-12 PM tp sausstkoa^wt July 25Th Disco-tec coming to Grape ''L e a t N e r D r e a m s '' Santa's Cuming—Drawings DoublE STARRING JIM CASSIDY BiRThdAy Party PIUS SUPER HOT GRAPE foRNick & RAlph s o v f s a s j u i s o a r M A R K E T STREET (mt Church) A IL 'M A L E «hortSot/s ml MON. EVE, July JO e i w f p o r r Phonu 8 0 3 - 7 8 8 8 22O T hitd Aixoivenaiy, Gold Street 23O O ildo Night, 9 PM, Boot Camp 21 2S 26 MOVIES M R - I H I | f i |!M /si|| {||||| CD Live rock music by Road Apple in Big CD Bareback night, 2 ^ beer, 50i □ Charles Pierce at Cold Street □ Charles Pierce at Cold Street □ Surprise Voyage, Old Spaghetti Factory, 9 Town Patio, 2:30-6:30 PM well. City Dump □ Body Improvement Seminar for gegin- □ The Touch of K s Hand, Cay *aree, 8 PM, Ronald Habbs and others. Poetry □ Buffet by Pier 54, S PM. Also O Radio and Turn On Night, 9 PM, nen only. AdmissiOD free. Ph 474-0776 JO A M -2 AM □ Charles Pierce at Cold Street VUdalgls Buffet, Boot Camp W ild Goose □ The Touch of His Hand at the Gay Paree □ a Ghost of A Chance, The LaureL 11 AM- □ Body Improvement Seminar for beginners 27 O World Premier of The Touch of 28 V U Buffet, 9 PM, City Dump ^ eatre, K) AM-2 AM AM joily. Admission free, ph 474-0776 U Buffet, 5 PM Wild Goose ^ s Hand, Gay Paree, 10 AM-1 AM IA Ghost of A Chance, The Laurei, U AM- Fine dining at the Brighton Express, □ CockCoc’ ring aixl cash night, . .. m,... 9 PM, - Boot Camp □ Charles Pierce at Cold Street □ charles Pierce at Gold Street CD Brunch, Big Town, 11:30 AM to CDChost of a Chance, The LaureL 1AM 6J>om 5:30 PM. 604 C<^taili from 5-7 □ Bar a •THE LEVEE • J S27 BnyhHl ST. O n Tht Patío l > G Ï ) 0 A BAThÍNq Suit C ontest & STyU Show SuNdAy July 22, 4PM 1 488 PINE AT POLK RESERVATIONS - 397-2^52 F D P CPülS’s' FUN GOOD T;vE< Coronation of Emperor II, (d) Kaw evidence. The Fire hazard's main aski Convention. concern was that his wife didn't find out that he was in a gay bar. 2. The date is August 8. The W hen the p>olice w ere finished feasting time is 8 PM. The dress questioning him he asked to be let of the evening is "as your favorite off at 18th and Castro. So be on the sign." Cash prizes to be awarded lookout for a frustrated flaming queen. for best costumes. Which of the following rockin' bars is respon The PENDULUM has bought sible for the Astrology Party? (a)' Harold's Ice. This business sup The Slipped Disc (b) The Infirmary, plies many of our gay bars with (c) The loose Booty, (d) The Naked frozen cubes of liquid. I personal Grape. ly would rather do business with this company and keep it in the 3k Which of the following titles family so to speak. is in acutality a current film? The CITY DUMP wiU be having (a) First Foxtrot in Fresno, (b) Next a Janis Joplin party on the 24th of Hula in Hawaii, (c) Last Bc^ie in July. Free buffet at 8:00 along with Burbank, (d) Last Polka in Poland, Cheap Tlmlls with Southern Comfort (e) Last Jig in Ireland, (f) First c o w b o y ' * at special prices. Minuet in G-string, (g) None of Special congradulations to the the above. DIVIDED WE FALL BOOT CAMP for being elected the In San l^rancisco, the majority of best bar in the FOLSOM area and to Oh, well, so much for that the bars are divided into three groups: Dick for winning the best bartender trip . , . OVERHEARD IN pHN: The yoxuig and hip bars, the leather of the year award. said to the person writing graffiti butch bars and the mature and/or It's rumored that the OUTCAST on chalkboard, "Well, if you're drag oriented bars. in L. A. is looking for a bar to open going to be vulgar; for Christ's It only takes one guest visit to a in the San Francisco area if so good sake be grammatical?" A L ^— local TAVERN GUILD meeting to luck to you. With all the competi "Shoot the habit to me rabbitt," see and hear what these bars have in tion here in the city, to have a really AND "Shoot the juice to me common: FEAR--from which grows successful bar one has to out think his Bruce," (perhaps some dialogue bountiful hate. competitors. between a liberated Nun and a To the bar owners and to the leaders Let out your reins and have a reformed alcoholic) . . . A NEW of the TAVERN GUILD I have only one frolic ing good time. PHOTO BY JAMES ARMSTRONG sound re-vamping coming to the recommendation------get your SH GRAPE. Double as many speakers, together. MIDNIGHT COWBOY twice as much quality. The place You still have time and the potential All the clothing modeled by vibrates already; next it'll be soul- to be the greatest political force this (415) 391-2133 Larry—available at the TOWN shakin. And later? Well, progress organization and the gays have ever SQIURE, 1318 Polk Street, San marches on! Album of the Week: had and could work miraclef for the Francisco, Calif. 94109 Barry White's, "I've Got So Much w ith ADAM good of the community. GREEN DOOR BOOKS <«- ^ MULTIPLE CHOICE (Again) to Give, " 20th Century label. Song To the bar owners I urge you to BUY - TRADE - SELL Hi, Everybody! Let's waste no of the week: Diana Ross's "Touch learn to bend like a willow in the NEW ond USED ADULT BOOKS time. So, how about a quiz? If you were to be in the Imper- me in the Morning. " Film of the wind and don't be so fixed in the mind THC BATHS Multiple Choice, then Matching. ial Ballroom,lilroor September 15 at the week (once more) Norman Jewison's that yours is the only type bar that A poor score will be an impossibil Miyako Hotel what atmual 2nd "Jesus Christ, Superstar" . . , is any good. Our community needs (BIS) 109 - 6ttl ST. IW 2 M / I . ity since all questions relate to LARRY PHOTO BY JAMES ARMSTRONG SAN FRANCISCO, CA «4103 event would you be attending? as many different type bars as there current events! (a) Madame Butterfly Revue (b) Later on. Saints! are types of people. / q a f r c M i e i / e o (B14) >H: WS-JOOO Wt WtVtW CLOIS Tribute to Emperor Hiiohito, (c) To the leaders of the TAVERN GUILD L Which bar has transcened tried I urge you to find it in your hears to tradition by holding the first Janice embrace the entire community and Joplin Party July 24th complete each bar so represented. In doing with music by Uie late singer and YOU*ALL COMb: A ROKNlMa TO this you shall lead the members from Southern Coinfort at qsecial rates? out of this hate wilderness and into (a) The Monkey's But^ (b) The a stronger more relaxed community. Latrine, (c) The City D i^p, (d) THE The Midnight Cowboy wishes for The Dimg Heap. the members and the leaders of the San Francisco Tavern Guild a new 2, Of all bars presenting Xmas awakening and the greatest continued in July celebrations, which one on success, i July 25, wiU also feature an Xmas OPENING Show by the S.F. Troupe Review A SMFOG VACATION (D eckin' th e Halls at 10 and 12); I was lucky to have the time to and an Xmas Dinner plus surprises, horse around in Hollywood for a week. celebrities and you? Being the first time in L.A. my burn (a) The Dressed Raisen, (b) The ofDOGLADY * S ing eyes beheld many interesting Pregnant Fig, (c) The N^red Grape, sights. After the hot sun burnt the (d) The JoUy Junction. smfog (not a Webster work but it de scribes the air perfectly) the Cowboy 3. On July 26, beginning at 8 spent his time crusin the city and the (with a buffet) Dowager Reba IV area surrounding. Map listings cost $20, for 10 issues ($2. each), "WiU host a New Year's in July At night 1 found the OUTCAST a prepaid. Party complete with noise makers, favored leather bar and it proved to be surprises, (Dowager WiUis nearby) a groovy place to play. Even though These advertisers support this section of Kalendar and a Midnight Mind-boggler to their logo is thumbs down 1 give it -PLEASE SUPPORT THEM- astound the guests at this Upper thumbs up for all those hunky gladiators Market Bar. Only one of the foUow- strolling around the area. After 2:00 BARS ing: (a) Big Hunk (b) Safeway Loimge, A. M. they shut off the beer and start (c) The O. D. Inn, (d) J. B. 'S the coffee pouring to warm all those I. The Stud 1535 FoLsom Street House, DOGPATCH 863-2980 restless dudes looking for a warm place 2. Off The Uvee(R) 527 Bryant S t 397-24S2 to lay arid rest their bodies. The 3. Roundup 298 Sixth St. 863-9628 MATCH my Xmas in July gifts FALCON'S LAIR and GRIFFS both 4. Ramrod 1225 Folsom 621-9196 with the appropriate person. (Of No Name Bar SALOON ROUND-UP type crowds were also 5. 1347 FoUom 863-64S8 course, all in fim!) good crusin bars to go to. I met so 6. FeBe's 1501 Folsom 621-9450 |hoiw : 863-519$;. 1. Luscious Lorelei many far out dudes and 1 thank them 8. Boot Cam p 1010 Bryant 626-0444 2. Ronni-oso all for a great time. 9. Red Star Saloon 1145 Folsom St. 863-5268 BESTINEB TO BE " t h e b a r 3. Ray Broshears ON Tlffi M Il^C ^ MILE 10. The Wood Shed 12th & Market 861-9462 12. Kelly's Salo«n 3489 20th St. 285-0066 4. Lennie Lynn The M6-NAME almost overnight has 13. The Rainbow 5. Patty (Jug's) OF TH E WEST COAST ^ become a heavy crusin bar. The bar C attle Co. 199 Valencia 863-9652 6. Emperor Marcus attracts many good looking experienced 14. Fickle Fox (R) 842 Valencia 826-3373 7. Sweet Lips dudes as well as the ones who are willing IS. Bachelors Club 3481 18th St. 626-9541 8. J.B. O N JULY 15th to try anything once. 1 usually try it 17. Big Town (R) 9. Tom Paine twice to see if it’s lust as good as it ! 15 Harriet St. 626-1250 10. Magnolia Thunder Pussy was the first time around. Although 18. 3I4.81 - i S t h S t , Cissy's Saloon 1590 Folsom St. 626-5767 U. Randy Johnson (Motor Mouth) it's a w eek older than the BOOT CAMP 19. 12. Jimmy Leggs 'da Bird County ClubfR) 2742 17th St. 864-1949 (at Valencia) it's my opinion that just recently it's 13. Jack (The Blender) become an interesting bar. ( R) Bars that serve food 14. Bill Bailey The BOOT CAMP will be celebrating 15. Bill McWiUiams it's annual Cluristmas in July Party BsXthS GRAND OPENING: 1 s t WEEK OF AUG. (5 - 1 2 ) on the 25th of July. Starting the sea ( ) A Knight to remember son early at 9:00 with free buffet and 25. Ritch Street 330 Ritch St. 392-3582 ( ) One acre imported Amazon ENTEN FOR THE MR. A MS. DOGPATCH CONTEST Christmas presents. 26. The Baths Jungle The two movie houses south of 3244 21st St. 285-3000 27. Folsom Barracks 1147 Folsom 861-1311 ( ) Laiuel print Theatre Towels Market: the ROUND-UP and the ( ) Hattie McDaniel Cooking (WATCH POH DETAILS SOON) RAMROD are still going strong Scholarship (new bandana for showing new and old flicks alike. eAtinc 31. Hamburger Mary's 1582 Folsom each cotirse) Bring your popcorn and I'll meat 626-5767 ( ) The Lead in Joan of Arc (male you with my hot dogs and we'll 33. Pier 54 cast) hold hands in the movie show when Pier 54 398-7846 ( ) Cow beU with Megaphone (low all the lights are low. 34 Coffee Dons Charcoal Broiler noise filter) If you miss JERRY at HAMGURGER 3294 22nd Street 824-4770 ( ) Sherlock Holmes Fan Club Mem MARY'S you might just stop up at the bership National Inquierer Text CITY DUMP. Bartending part time book ALONG WITH THE DOOLADY * CHUCK -o JERRY is spreading his good humor ( ) Crystal Cut Cola Contacts in the Castro area. ( ) A loaded cane and a Soapbox TERRY e RON * it JIM ...... ( ) Sequined, bugle-beaded tariat TRASH rnisc ( ) Gold lame bound Bartenders Guide If you're in the market for a sus 40. Bert's Carpets 548 Valencia 621-638S Book pected arsonist the police appre ( ) Membership in Folsom St. School hended the one doing his thing in 41. MCC 1074 Gucrero 28S-0392 of Nursing several gay bars on Castro street. A Taste of ( ) Radar equipped Sun-glasses He's a certified accountant for a Leather. (Upstairs) 150J Folsom 621-'^450 ( ) 2 Piece, leather-lined, all corporation here in the city. About purpose pajamas 25 to 30 years of age, white and on S u p p o r t ( ) Lasting supply of black lite the heavy side. He couldn't be sawdust convicted because of a lack of Your Convm inity enSTRO OILLRBE What were Frank Fitch (S. L R. president) and the fabulous Michelle CASTRO MOTORMOUTH (Dolly) talking about the other day at the Castro Cafe? by Randy Johnson TALK Have you noticed the eeriee coincidence in Hollywood with Welcome back again, TOAD its deaths in threes? HALL! Hey, David, who is Mona? Attention: Suspected arsonist! Robin and Tim know I betcha! The Famous Waistline We know who you are, and saw Catch the new daytime floor- what you did, and don't you work man, Jerimiah, at THE DUMP, Since the first days of a cultured somewhere on California Street? if you can. society, even before the ancient Opera fans? Knitting fans? Free Greeks, there probably were a select buffet nuts? biry a drink tho) OUT OF BOUNDS. . . group of people who worshiped the Catch it all at THE CORNER Doug Dean's autograph party idea of p>ossessing a beautiful w aistline. GROCERY. The flyers out will by Wayne and Bob was a nice In all references to man's appearance, give all information. function and Danny is doing an men through the ages have pointed The CASTO CAFE'S new manager A-1 manager's job, also! fingers at one another's belles accom John (Frog) (His other half Busty Bye, Lennie Lynn, Mike and panied with an unflatering phrase such O'Shea is the Cute Cuddley Frog) Terry Taylor from Jackie D's. as "You have put on a little weight is a welcome addition, along with Why? since I last saw you", or "How's your Sam, Tim, Larry, LeRoy, (Yul-e- The before, NOW, and after old bod, Charlie?" Of course, the rate of improvement Tide, their Santa for the T .V ..), m ovie, believe m e, is JESUS We are unlike our four legged friends in the shortese length of time depends keeping the place a great place to CHRIST SUPERSTAR! who get plenty of exercise on all fours. on the degree of stamina to begin eat. Terry Taylor comes abve with The creator probably never thought with and the individual's ability to The 4th of July was hot in this Maxine, Lennie Lynn, Dorothy that man going to evolve into the increase stamina to execute more area! and Mae Russell on July 17th at photo By shape of a tufeted office chair. laps, strokes, or repetitions of the July 24th at THE CITY DUMP— THE HAVOC HOUSE. What an insult to the greatest piece various methods of exercise. Janice Joplin Party, Southern Ctem- July 18th a t BIG TOWN hope to .lA ines AR ìTìstuonc, of living architecture that was ever Two ingredients are needed for fort 504 along with all her sounds, see you at Frank Fitch's S. I. R. designed. the beginner-will power to start, feathers etc . . . auction. With today's style of living, we and an Instructor to stand over him THE DUMP is grateful to that An end to an era at GRUBSTAKE have to be even more careful if we with a big stick. famous light man Lee for the Sun I on Mason. But Donna Mae, a want to take pride in our appearance. Apollo invites you to ask any burst. And their bartender Richard legend there, moves around the To control the waistline, of course, questions you want answered in re com er at the EGG AND I wish gard to imporving your body. Please is as nice as he looks. Have you private rooms is a matter of diet as well as proper caught Little Jimmy Dick's ward many familiar faces! method, and the amount of exercise send your questions to Apollo, c/o Apollo's Temple of Body Building, robe? Go see Dallas at BIG TOWN. open 24 hours required for each individuaL A re HERE IS DOUG MAC DONALD, a Have ya' noticed the friendly He plays far out music to dance gular daily schedule of sit ups, leg 851 O'Farrell St., 5. F. Ca. 94109. knight in the Court of Emperor people working at the NEON to. Oldies but goodies on KOCK, ph. 474-0776 (See our classified ad) men only '863-9963 raises, side bends, Roman Chairs, Msucus. Doug is the entry in the CHICKD4. And while we're at the hardest station in town. The and other mid-section exercises is Groovey Stud Contest in Los Angeles giving compliments, hats off to only disco South of Market! 582 Castro the fastest way to get the pot belly on Saturday, July 21st in that city. THE SAUSAGE FACTORY, too. (Cont. on page 23) (B-17) between 18th & 19th into shape. Doug is a Leo and hails from Fort Records for your tapes or juke Swimming is the best and most Lauderdale, Florida. His interests boxes? Sure. How about Gilbert universal way of excercisizig the en lie in swimming, travel and meeting O'Sullivan's "Get Down, " and tire body and especially for people 1. Comer Grocery Bar— 4049 18th St. 863- 9463 (816) people. Doug was named Mr. Jockey | there's a Brewers new "Music, who have trouble with their backs. 175^ Market St 2. Nothing Special— 469 Castro 626-5876 (817) rrn^d^ Tiufi« Shorts of 1973' at the BOOT CAMP'S Music, Music"? S. 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