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EDITORIAL Although they are a fairly common sight FILM EDITOR: 1 Devin D. O’Leary (ext. 230) [email protected] in Albuquerque, there are no FOOD EDITOR : ______in Old Town. Ty Bannerman (ext. 260) [email protected] CALENDARS EDITOR/COPY EDITOR: a) Hipsters Mark Lopez (ext. 239) [email protected] b) Panhandlers STAFF WRITER /SOCIAL MEDIA GURU : Amelia Olson (ext. 224) [email protected] c) Replicants CONTRIBUTING WRITERS: d) Smoke shops Cecil Adams, Sam Adams, Steven Robert Allen, Captain America, Gustavo Arellano, Rob Brezsny, Shawna Brown, Suzanne Buck, Eric Castillo, David Correia, Mark Recently, Albuquerque public school Fischer, Erik Gamlem, Gail Guengerich, Nora Hickey, 2 educators burned their Kristi D. Lawrence, Ari LeVaux, Mark Lopez, August March, Genevieve Mueller, Geoffrey Plant, Benjamin ______to protest allegedly Radford, Jeremy Shattuck, Mike Smith, M. Brianna unfair evaluation systems. Stallings, M.J. Wilde, Holly von Winckel

PRODUCTION a) Draft cards ART DIRECTOR: b) Anatomical support devices Jesse Schulz (ext. 229) [email protected] c) Evaluation reports PRODUCTION MANAGER : d) Beatles albums Archie Archuleta (ext. 240) [email protected] EDITORIAL DESIGNER/ GRAPHIC DESIGNER : In the midst of Albuquerque’s Tasha Lujan (ext. 254) [email protected] 3 ILLUSTRATOR/GRAPHIC DESIGNER : International district, there is a Robert Maestas (ext.254) [email protected] ______for sale. STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER: Eric Williams [email protected] a) Heap of trouble CONTRIBUTING ARTISTS: Ben Adams, Eva Avenue, Cutty Bage, Max Cannon, b) Ton of junk Michael Ellis, Adam Hansen, Jodie Herrera, KAZ, Jack c) Gently used Suburban with huge Larson, Tom Nayder, Ryan North chrome wheels that spin SALES d) Castle SALES DIRECTOR: Sarah Bonneau (ext. 235) [email protected] A local man has been honored for his SENIOR DISPLAY ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE: 4 John Hankinson (ext. 265) [email protected] most excellent ______. ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES: Rudy Carrillo (ext. 245) [email protected] a) Mustache Valerie Hollingsworth (ext. 263) [email protected] b) Stash of Fantastic Four comic books Laura Liccardi (ext. 264) [email protected] Dawn Lytle (ext. 258) [email protected] c) Cache of automatic weapons Tierna Unruh-Enos (ext. 248) [email protected] d) Trash ADMINISTRATION CONTROLLER: Last Thursday a man wearing a big wig Molly Lindsay (ext. 257) [email protected] 5 ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE : and fake beard entered an Albertsons Courtney Foster (ext. 233) [email protected] supermarket in the Northeast Heights FRONT DESK: and attempted to Constance Moss (ext. 221) [email protected] Renee Chavez (ext. 221) [email protected] ______. EDITOR AND PUBLISHER: Carl Petersen (ext. 228) [email protected] a) Perform vocal works by Benjamin SYSTEMS MANAGER: Britten Kyle Silfer (ext. 242) [email protected] b) Eat lots of meat WEB MONKEY: c) Rob the bank at the front of the store John Millington (ext. 238) [email protected] d) Smoke a menthol cigarette OWNERS, PUBLISHERS EMERITI: Christopher Johnson and Daniel Scott

CIRCULATION CIRCULATION MANAGER : Answers: Geoffrey Plant (ext. 252) [email protected] 1) B. Due to the intervention of private security INFORMATION firms, there are no panhandlers working the streets PRINTER: The Santa Fe New Mexican of Old Town. IN LOVING MEMORY: 2) C. Teachers who are unhappy with the evaluation Doug Albin, Martin Candelaria, Michael Henningsen, Eric Johnson, Greg Medara, Mina Yamashita system used to judge their effectiveness burned INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER: copies of their report outcomes in front of APS Southwest Cyberport (232-7992) [email protected] headquarters last week. NATIONAL ADVERTISING: VMG Advertising (888) 278-9866 3) D. John Cosgrove built the 4,000-sq.-ft. home www.vmgadvertising.com and castle for his wife many years ago. Now it’s up NUCITY PUBLICATIONS, INC. 413 Central NW, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87102 for sale. BUSINESS HOURS: 10AM–5PM MON–FRI PHONE: (505) 346-0660 FAX: (505) 256-9651 4) A. 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Queries and manuscripts should include a self-addressed stamped envelope; Alibi assumes Fargo branch inside Albertsons on Lomas late last no responsibility for unsolicited material. week. a Association of Alternative Newsmedia [4] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 you see them only on occasion, the task is a bit the dog.” You don’t need that kind of soap someone’s feelings here. This is a choice that more manageable. I suggest the “drift away” opera bullshit. Simply tell your old buddy that requires a tremendous amount of courage on approach. Stop returning calls. Stop accepting there were good times together, but you’ve your part, and you should commend yourself social invitations. Just be busy. This person drifted apart, and the friendship you once had for that. People often stay in relationships that will eventually get the hint. You will stop is gone. Tell them you truly wish them well no longer work because they believe it’s easier calling to wish each other happy birthday or and that you’d like to focus on your: marriage, than making the changes necessary to move happy anniversary. Social media can get a bit kids, knitting circle, church group, heroin on. You will be a happier person and enjoy tricky in general with these sorts of things habit, etc., but you’re sure you’ll see them your life more fully when you gravitate toward regardless. If your friend is constantly “poking” around. Don’t let them take you on a guilt trip people who are like-minded, and free yourself you and commenting on your Facebook page, of pleading and questions. Just say that you’ve up to focus your time and attention on those ask them via Facebook or email to cool it, as given this a lot of thought, and it’s the right who feed your soul. a BY NIKKI KNOW-IT-ALL you’re trying to maintain a more professional decision for you in your life right now. cyber persona and just don’t have the time for You’re obviously not trying to hurt Please send your conundrums to ear Nikki: How do I break up with my such trivialities. Then block them from seeing [email protected]. best friend? We were close for many your comments and feed. D years, but we’re not anymore, and I If your friend lives next door or BY RYAN NORTH need to move on. rendezvouses with you on a regular basis, a —Best Friends Forever Is a Long Time direct approach may be necessary. Before you drop the ax, make sure you’ve retrieved all of Dear Friend Without Benefits, your belongings previously lent to your friend. This one is a toughie, and no doubt If you know the break-up is imminent and you something we all go through at some point in find yourself at their house, you can say, “Hey, our lives. Maybe your “best” friend is kind of a can you find my Cannibal Corpse t-shirt I lent mooch or dishonest or embarrasses you, or you awhile back? I want to wear it to the maybe you simply don’t enjoy his or her monster truck show Friday night.” Anything company much anymore. Maybe you’ve you have that belongs to them can be tucked known each other for over a decade, and as in a box and sent via the trusty United States teenagers you had a lot in common like Postal Service. Try not to be harsh, but don’t getting high and listening to Soundgarden— be a pussy either. As someone random once and now you just don’t seem to jive anymore. said, “The kindest gesture is a swift blow to the Though you may feel a bit of sadness over a back of the head.” Do it quick, and be honest. relationship that’s gone south, I imagine the It’s okay to do it over the phone. Otherwise, guilt you are feeling over the prospect of try a public place. This goes for romantic having to reject this person is more upsetting break-ups too. I once had an ex crying to you. uncontrollably on my couch for some There are potentially two distinct ways to inordinate amount of time, and I had to say, go about this. If your friend lives far away or if “Alright, gather your stuff, and say goodbye to

MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [5] warning cautioning teens not to attempt a Dateline: England responsibility for preserving the history and “stupid and dangerous” stunt called the “fire Animal rights organization PETA is asking heritage of the venerable pub and would be ODDS challenge.” The craze, which has apparently England’s oldest pub to change its name to “replying to PETA respectfully.” spread like wildfire on Facebook and something that is “less offensive to YouTube, encourages a person—“usually a chickens.” Ye Old Fighting Cocks in St. Dateline: Colorado D teenager”—to pour flammable liquid on Albans, Hertfordshire, was built in the 8th An Aspen man accused of violating a N ENDS their body and then ignite themselves. “This century and has had its current name since protection order has retained a stuffed owl as A is a stupid and dangerous craze,” said a 1872. Guinness World Records lists it as the his lawyer. Aspen Times reports that 67-year- London Fire Brigade spokesperson. “You’re oldest pub in the UK. Despite the fact that old Charles Abbott was in court on May 19, WEIRD NEWS almost certain to seriously injure yourself, cock fighting has been banned in England addressing his violation of a protection order and fire can easily spread to furniture and and Wales since 1835, PETA is demanding put in place after he was accused of other flammable household items which is a that the pub change its name to Ye Old assaulting his former roommate, Michael Dateline: England risk to others.” The viral trend has been How dumb are today’s teenagers? So dumb Clever Cocks “in recognition of society’s Stranahan, at an Alcoholics Anonymous blamed for numerous injuries, including the that they’re actually being cautioned by growing compassion for animals and in meeting earlier this month. Instead of death of a 15-year-old in Buffalo, N.Y., who officials not to light themselves on fire. The celebration of intelligent, sensitive bringing a live, human lawyer to defend passed away after attempting the stunt last London Fire Brigade recently issued a chickens.” The building’s landlord, Christo himself, Abbott placed a taxidermied horned year. Tofalli, told the Herts Advertiser he had a owl named “Solomon” on the defense table in front of him. “He’s a very sensitive guy, has law degrees from Yale, Harvard and Stanford,” Abbott told Pitkin County Court Judge Erin Fernandez-Ely. “I think he’ll be able to represent me before a public defender comes online.” According to the Aspen Times , the judge ignored the dead animal’s presence and “moved along with the court’s business.” Stranahan, 75, accused Abbott of violating the restraining order and returning to the home they used to share to collect some items. “I’d like to point out that Mr. Stranahan is wearing one of my shirts, the blue one,” Abbott told the judge. “That is not his shirt; that is mine.” Fernandez-Ely told Abbott his remarks were out of the scope of the hearing and that if he wanted to retrieve his belongings from Stranahan’s home, he needed to have a sheriff’s deputy with him on scene. The judge also expressed hope that Rev. Nicholas Vesey of Aspen Chapel—which Mr. Abbott and Mr. Stranahan both still attend—could bring the two estranged friends together.

Dateline: Ohio According to the Northeast Ohio Media Group, an 18-year-old man managed to elude police during a vehicle chase, but was taken into custody later when he returned to the scene of the crime to retrieve his lost hat. The Lake County Sheriff’s Office arrest report states a deputy tried to stop Otha Montgomery’s car around 2:15am on May 19 after it ran a red light in the town of Willoughby. Montgomery allegedly sped up, turned several corners, pulled into a driveway and bailed from the vehicle. Police lost sight of the driver, but a man in the passenger’s seat gave police Montgomery’s description, including the black baseball cap he was wearing. Montgomery later returned to the driveway where the pursuit ended and gave officers a detailed description of the black baseball cap he was looking for. Police found the hat in a nearby flowerbed and arrested Montgomery. The 18-year-old denied being the driver but later phoned a friend from the police station and described the vehicular pursuit. He is charged with failing to comply with a police order, obstructing official business and various traffic violations. a

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[6] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 OPINION | ¡ASK A MEXICAN !

compared to .68 for gabachitas . Do gabacho BY GUSTAVO ARELLANO parents not care for their little girls, assuming their sons are going to marry Mexican chicas ear Mexican: From what I’ve seen and calientes anyways? Unlike your pendejo ass, the heard, Mexicans are very family- study determined factors other than race Doriented. They take the names of their skewed death rates a certain way (the most- mothers and fathers, live with killed pedestrians statistically? extended family, take Chinitos 75 and older).Your carpooling to the nth degree assumptions just make an ass and tattoo the names of their out of you and tu , but perhaps children across their bodies. you respect babadas more than We recently had a party good, healthy, honest facts? and invited one of our Hispanic friends. She ear Mexican: Why do showed up with her Mexicans love to watch grandmother, mother, DAmerican movies with sister and her two kids! Mexican voices dubbed over What the hell was that all the actors when they speak about? their lines? I find this very irritating. What is this What I don’t understand is fascination? When Americans this: Whenever I see Mexican men watch foreign films, the language is left and women walking along busy streets or intact, with only subtitles added at the through stores or standing at the bus stops, bottom. There is nothing more amusing than their little kids are usually more than an watching Arnold Schwarzenegger speak arm’s length away, sometimes trailing as Spanish. much as several feet behind them. It’s also not uncommon to see little kids crawling —Gabacho Confundido around in front seats, back seats and beds of trucks, totally unrestrained! I’m quite sure Dear Confused Gabacho: In the early days of these are the same people that put the “In sound, Hollywood productions would film memory of ...” on the back windows of their multiple takes in multiple languages to appeal vehicles when their kids die from wandering to their fans worldwide. Moviemakers knew into traffic or an auto accident. Maybe there even then that foreign audiences like hearing is some sort of perverse logic that I don’t dialogue in their native language, even if said understand. Perhaps those decals on the back in a phonetically hilarious tone à la Laurel and windows are more highly respected by the Hardy, or dubbed completely to ludicrous Mexican community than raising good, results (you think Ah-nuld is funny? You gotta healthy, honest kids. What are your here “Homero” on the Latin American thoughts? broadcast of “The Simpsons”). Nowadays, only the biggest foreign films or television shows get —Dingo Gringo dubbed in Mexico, taking into account that children and the poor might not yet have the Dear Gabacho: The Centers for Disease reading comprehension to understand Control and Prevention’s 2013 study “Motor subtitles. Besides, you’ve never seen The Lion Vehicle Traffic-Related Pedestrian Deaths— King until you hear it dubbed in Spanish, the United States, 2001–2010” broke down way my family did with a piratería copy again pedestrian death rates for children 1-14 by and again and again. a ethnicity. Findings showed while more niños were involved in fatalities than gabachos , the Ask the Mexican at [email protected]. rate isn’t too far off—2.61 deaths per 100,000 Be his fan on Facebook. Follow him on Twitter population for Latinos compared to 1.66 for @gustavoarellano or follow him on Instagram gabas . On the other hand, rates in the same @gustavo_arellano! age group for girls favored Latinas—.62,

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CHILD OF ALL NATIONS FUNDRAISER 8am -3pm. See 5/29 1-4pm. alibi.com/e/144890. listing. POLLY’S RUN Featuring a 5K walk/run and a children’s 1K COLORES DE VIDA A weekend of healing and celebration to race. Proceeds go to the Pancreatic Cancer Action benefit the Children’s Grief Center of New Mexico. Network. Tiguex Park (1800 Mountain NW). Gambei Wellness Center & Spa (1016 Lomas NW). $75. $15 -$37.50. 8 -11am. 362 -6047. 10am -noon. 255 -2555. alibi.com/e/143664. alibi.com/e/137353. COMPOSTING WITH WORMS (VERMICOMPOSTING) Use SHAMBHALA TRAINING LEVEL II: BIRTH OF THE WARRIOR red worms to turn organic waste into high-quality $150. 8:30am -6pm. See 5/29 listing. compost, and reduce the volume of waste you sent to STEAMPUNK TEA PARTY Have tea while dressing in your the landfill. Bernalillo County Extension Office best steampunk attire. Bookworks (4022 Rio (1510 Menaul NW). 1:30 -3pm. 929 -0414. Grande NW). 4:30pm. 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/144813. alibi.com/e/139017. TRAINS OF THE SOUTHWEST David Westerfield, former APS COOKING CLASSES Try a hands-on cooking class and educator and park volunteer, presents a program on the create delicious dishes with the supervision of a chef. history of the expansion of the railroads throughout New Cinnamon Sugar & Spice Cafe (5809 Juan Tabo NE). Mexico. Petroglyph National Monument (6510 Western $40 -$75. 5 -8pm. 492 -2119. alibi.com/e/136366. Trail NW). 10 -11am. 899 -0205. alibi.com/e/139543. DOWNTOWN GROWERS’ MARKET Featuring fresh produce, YOGA FOR KIDS Kids learn focus and balance, and develop local goods, kids’ activities and live music. Robinson strength and fitness in a non-competitive environment. Park (8th & Central). 7am -noon. 252 -2959. Studio Sway (1100 San Mateo NE). Noon -12:45pm. alibi.com/e/134042. 710 -5096. alibi.com/e/142335. FAMILY YOGA Practice yoga with the whole family. High Desert Yoga (4600 Copper NE). $12. 12:45 -1:45pm. SUNDAY MAY 31 232 -9642. alibi.com/e/88857. FESTIVAL DJUDEO-ESPANYOL 2015 6pm. See 5/29 listing. ABQ BEER WEEK Prices vary. See 5/28 listing. FETCH AND RELEASH PET ADOPTION EXPO Meet BILL DUNMIRE: LIVING LANDSCAPES Join in for this adoptable pets from dozens of animal shelters and overview of our state’s natural beauty. Cerrillos Hills rescue groups from across the state and beyond. State Park Visitor Center (37 Main, Cerrillos). Donations Balloon Fiesta Park (5500 Balloon Fiesta Parkway). accepted. 2 -4pm. 474 -0196. alibi.com/e/139494. 10am -4pm. 899 -9542. alibi.com/e/142676. THE CITY SHOWCASE AT THE YARDS A fun afternoon of live FROM BEER TO WHISKEY Tour the facility, and enjoy spirits music, food, drinks, kids’ activities, local artisans and made by New Mexico distilleries. Distillery 365 more. Albuquerque Rail Yards (777 First Street SW). (2921 Stanford NE). Noon -10pm. 480 -4510. Noon -4pm. alibi.com/e/144769. alibi.com/e/144666. FESTIVAL DJUDEO-ESPANYOL 2015 FREE, $20 for dinner GRUET WINERY TOUR Learn the Gruet family’s history, and and concert. 10am. See 5/29 listing. discover the unique processes involved in champagne- FETCH AND RELEASH PET ADOPTION EXPO 10am -4pm. style winemaking. Gruet Winery (8400 Pan American See 5/30 listing. Fwy NE). $5. 2pm. alibi.com/e/144888. MEDITATION FOR KIDS Children learn how to build a space HOME COMPOSTING BASICS Learn the science, materials of inner strength and confidence by developing their and methods of drought-proofing your garden soil in good qualities. Kadampa Meditation Center order to grow vegetable, fruits and berries. Bernalillo (8701 Comanche NE). $3 per child suggested donation. County Extension Office (1510 Menaul NW). 9am -noon. 10 -11:30am. 292 -5293. alibi.com/e/141902. 929 -0414. alibi.com/e/139016. PETSTOCK 6am -6pm. See 5/29 listing. JOIN ROLLER DERBY WITH ALBUQUERQUE ROLLER DERBY PRAYERS FOR WORLD PEACE Bring more peace and 10am -noon. See 5/28 listing. happiness into our world by learning to cherish others, MAPLE STREET DANCE SPACE OPEN SPACE See overcome anger and deal with stress. Kadampa performances in the studios, meet teachers and Meditation Center (8701 Comanche NE). $10 students, purchase t-shirts and food, and find out more suggested donation. 10 -11:30am. 292 -5293. about classes. Maple Street Dance Space alibi.com/e/141897. (3215 Central NE). 1 -4pm. 366 -4982. alibi.com/e/144613. Community Calendar continues on page 12 MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [11 ] students to the movement and ideas of modern dance. Community Calendar continued from page 11 Maple Street Dance Space (3215 Central NE). $10. 4-5:15pm. 366 -4982. alibi.com/e/139444. PUBLIC MEDITATION SITTING Join in for a public sitting. BENTLEY ZUMBA $5 walk -in. 4:30 -5:30pm. See 5/28 Meditation instruction is available upon request. listing. Albuquerque Shambhala Meditation Center DOWNTOWN KUNDALINI YOGA TUESDAYS Experience the (1102 Mountain NW). 10am -noon. 717 -2486. effects of tapping into the positive energy inside you. alibi.com/e/131999. The Simms Building (400 Gold SW). $7 -$50. THE ROQUE LOBATO HOUSE DISCUSSION Join Chris Noon -1pm. 242 -1478. alibi.com/e/128436. Wilson, Pen La Farge, Beverley Spears and Mac Watson JOIN ROLLER DERBY WITH ALBUQUERQUE ROLLER DERBY for a lively discussion on the history of the Roque 6:30 -8:30pm. See 5/28 listing. Lobato House. New Mexico History Museum JOY IN EVERYDAY LIFE This course consists of prerecorded (113 Lincoln, Santa Fe). Included with admission. video teachings by Shastri Holly Gayley and is facilitated 2-4pm. (505) 476 -5200. alibi.com/e/144061. by Sydney Jones. Albuquerque Shambhala Meditation SHAMBHALA TRAINING LEVEL II: BIRTH OF THE WARRIOR Center (1102 Mountain NW). $100. 7 -9pm. 717 -2486. $150. 8:30am -6pm. See 5/29 listing. alibi.com/e/141071. MELLOW YOGA For baby boomers, office workers and MONDAY JUNE 1 people who aren’t as active as they’d like to be. Form Studio (3001 Monte Vista NE). $12 -$100. 7 -8pm. CHILDREN’S HULA CLASS Introduction to the basic hand 433 -8685. alibi.com/e/107205. and foot movements of hula, Hawaii’s cultural dance. POSTPARTUM GROUP A gathering for new parents and their Farfesha World Dance Studio (9577 Osuna NE). $45. babies; older children are welcome too. Inspired Birth 4:15 -5:15pm. 440 -5295. alibi.com/e/144548. and Families (6855 Fourth Street NW). 10am -noon. FREE TEXAS HOLD ‘EM POKER TOURNAMENTS Don’t know 232 -2772. alibi.com/e/141941. how to play? They’ll teach you. Players of all levels PRENATAL YOGA Explore ways to reduce the aches and welcome. The Barley Room (5200 Eubank NE). 7pm. pains that accompany pregnancy while preparing for (480) 320 -0531. alibi.com/e/139861. your journey in a nurturing and supportive environment. GENTLE YIN-STYLE YOGA This welcoming, all-levels class Inspired Birth and Families (6855 Fourth Street NW). provides gentle movements to release tension from the $10. 5:30pm. 232 -2772. alibi.com/e/129620. shoulders, back and hips. You! Inspired Fitness ROSÈ WINE TASTING $20. 5pm. See 5/28 listing. (1761 Bellamah NW). $10. 6:45 -7:45pm. 433 -8685. TUESDAY NIGHT SWING DANCE All-ages swing dance with alibi.com/e/125330. beginner, intermediate and advanced lessons. Heights HEART OF RECOVERY MEDITATION GROUP A 20-minute Community Center (823 Buena Vista SE). $4. sitting meditation, a reading and group discussion, 7-10:30pm. 710 -3840. alibi.com/e/137554. followed by announcements and a brief closing WHEN THE WHEELS COME OFF A media relations and crisis meditation. Albuquerque Shambhala Meditation Center communications lunchtime workshop with Tom Carroll of (1102 Mountain NW). $5. 6 -7:30pm. 717 -2486. Carroll Strategies. Carroll Strategies (116 Central SW). alibi.com/e/141102. Noon -1:15pm. 842 -6600. alibi.com/e/144555. AN HERBAL TOUR Herbalist Mary Deguero gives a tour of the Xeric Garden Club’s certified wildlife habitat garden. Albuquerque Garden Center (10120 Lomas NE). WEDNESDAY JUNE 3 10 -11am. 296 -6020. alibi.com/e/144665. ALL LEVELS MORNING YOGA Class uses deliberate INTRO TO POLE DANCING Learn the athletic art of pole movements and attention to the breath to reinforce the dancing with the best in the Southwest. Southwest Pole mind-body connection, while strengthening the body Dancing (107 Jefferson NE). $15. 5:30 -6:25pm. and relieving stress. You! Inspired Fitness 967 -8799. alibi.com/e/134807. (1761 Bellamah NW). $10. 9:15 -10:15am. MOMS MOMMIES ON MONDAY CANCER SUPPORT A child- alibi.com/e/143034. friendly support group meeting twice monthly for moms BACKGAMMON INSTRUCTION AND MATCH A terrific with cancer. People Living Through Cancer Office opportunity to learn the game, meet interesting, new (3411 Candelaria NE). 10 -11:30am. 242 -3263. people and participate in matches. Flying Star Café alibi.com/e/74424. (723 Silver SW). 6 -9pm. (201) 454 -3989. REEL DOG FASHION SHOW & RECEPTION Celebrity dogs alibi.com/e/135298. and their owners grace the runway in designer pet BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES Learn cha cha, swing, rumba, wear by Ada Nieves. Hyatt Regency Downtown waltz, tango, country, salsa and more. Maple Street (330 Tijeras NW). 5 -7pm. alibi.com/e/142897. See Dance Studio (Alley Entrance) (3215 Central). $10. preview box. 7:15 -8:15pm. (801) 842 -9731. alibi.com/e/144668. SOUND HEALING WORKSHOP/CONCERT Join Alexis BREASTFEEDING GROUP Enjoy some light, healthy snacks “Wayah” Holland for a full sensory immersion through and the company of other moms and their babies. Dar a vibration as she takes you on a journey through sound Luz Birth & Health Center (7708 Fourth Street NW, Los healing. Yoga Mike Studio Blue (2205 Silver SE). Ranchos). 10am -noon. 924 -2229. $20 -$25. 7:30 -8:45pm. 715 -9271. alibi.com/e/132157. alibi.com/e/142779. BUSINESS PLAN TOOLKIT This session focuses on “Market TODDLER TIME A chance for toddlers 4 and under to Research.” WESST Enterprise Center (609 Broadway NE). explore early-childhood exhibit areas, enjoy stories and $139 -$159. 5:30 -7:30pm. 246 -6900. join in a music jam. Explora! (1701 Mountain NW). alibi.com/e/144837. Included with admission. 9am. 224 -8300. HERO BINGO Bingo with superhero flair for the whole family. alibi.com/e/129383. Esther Bone Memorial Library (950 Pinetree SE, Rio TRIBAL STYLE BELLY DANCE Students learn the core Rancho). 2 -3pm. 891 -5012. alibi.com/e/144839. language of tribal-style belly dance, including footwork, HOME COMPOSTING BASICS Learn the science, materials conditioning, layering techniques and finger cymbals. and methods of improving your garden soil in order to Maple Street Dance Studio (Alley Entrance) grow an abundant garden. Palo Duro Senior Center (3215 Central). $15. 5:30pm. alibi.com/e/140375. (5221 Palo Duro NE). 10am -noon. See 5/30 listing. HOT TO PREPARE AND MONITOR A BUDGET TO MAXIMIZE TUESDAY JUNE 2 PROFIT Learn an introduction to the budget process, industry statistics and more. Breakfast and beverages ALBUQUERQUE NEWCOMERS CLUB A chance for people provided. Moss Adams (6565 Americas Parkway NE). who are new to Albuquerque to meet and develop $30. 8am -9:30pm. 238 -3004. alibi.com/e/144663. friendships with others who live in the area. Sandia KEEPING IT HOT IN A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP Join Self Presbyterian Church (10704 Paseo del Norte NE). Serve co-founder and sexuality educator Molly Adler for 10am. 268 -0331. alibi.com/e/144836. a workshop in keeping it hot, or getting there again. Self ¡BAILE! CASINO/CUBAN-STYLE SALSA AND RUEDA DE Serve (3904 Central SE). $15 -$20. 7:30pm. CASINO CLASSES Cuban dance classes taught by 265 -5815. alibi.com/e/144430. Sarita Streng, Nick Babic, Adam “El Caballo” Metcalf, SENIOR YOGA This welcoming practice helps seniors build Larry Heard and Rueda 505 Friends. National Hispanic and maintain muscle tone, bone density and balance Cultural Center (1701 Fourth Street SW). $5 -$10, pay with gentle standing poses. You! Inspired Fitness what you can. 6 -8pm. 505 -246 -2261, ext.189. (1761 Bellamah NW). $10. 10:45 -11:45am. alibi.com/e/144883. alibi.com/e/143050. BALLET-AFRIQUE CONTEMPORARY DANCE FUSION THOUSANDS OF DEITIES OF THE LAND OF JOY PUJA Exuberantly graceful and totally accessible movement to Featuring chanting, music, a ceremony and a Q&A with express your natural joy and discover your inner strength a traditional Tibetan Puja. Unity of Albuquerque & Rio and elegance. Maple Street Dance Studio (Alley Rancho (Montano and Taylor Ranch). $10 suggested Entrance) (3215 Central). $15 -$12 sliding scale. donation. 7 -8:30pm. alibi.com/e/142338. a 5:30 -7pm. 366 -4982. alibi.com/e/143642.

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O T O H with Ascension P Suspension Verow sought out a suspension convention BY MARK FISCHER and saw people of all body types performing suspension. “That was when I realized it was lesh. Hook. Suspension. Did you just something that I could do too,” she says. I ask cringe? That’s the reaction most people her what drove her to give suspension a go. “I F have when they imagine piercing sharp have anxiety. Forcing myself to walk through hooks through their skin and dangling from [suspension] is a way of working through that.” them. Mention body suspension to someone “But doesn’t it hurt?” I ask. Steve Truitt and, after a confused stare, many will recall A chuckles a bit at my obvious question. Man Called Horse or Hellraiser , and talk about “Everybody’s pain tolerance is different,” he how those movies freaked them out. Others says. “We don’t numb the skin first.” He might think of Criss Angel hanging from a explains that the pain is an integral part of the helicopter in the Nevada desert and denounce experience. As you progress through a it as a magic trick. Either way, people always suspension, as with every trial of endurance, have a visceral reaction to body suspension. your brain releases endorphins, your body’s Suspension is the art of hanging your entire natural opiates. Truitt says there is a point body weight from a few steel rods or hooks where most people no longer feel the pain. freshly pierced through your skin. Modern “People can suspend for hours,” he says. “It’s body suspension derives from a movement in all up to them.” Western society during the late 20th century Karen Verow contacted Truitt and called Modern Primitivism. The father of the scheduled her first suspension at a tattoo movement is a man called Fakir Musafar. From convention in Chicago where Ascension was the age of 12, he experimented on himself performing. She says she did a four-point with a wide variety of body modification suicide, the standard for first-timers. This type techniques. He eventually formed the first involves piercing four hooks through the skin body piercing school. From there, one of his of the upper back. According to Truitt, this is apprentices, Allen Falkner, went on to develop the easiest to endure because the body is the art of body suspension. upright, and the person can move around a lot Since then, body suspension has continued if they want. He tells me it’s called a suicide to evolve and spread across the globe. Local suspension because, if you don’t move, it looks business owner Steve Truitt has been piercing like you just hung yourself by the neck. In the professionally for 20 years and facilitating early DIY days, you didn’t have facilitators. suspensions for almost as long. He formed the You just threw your ropes over a tree branch, Ascension performer Saskia Sharp traveling performance troupe Ascension stood on a chair and stepped off of it. Suspension in 2001. Truitt has since overseen “So what was it like?” I ask Verow. “I was a hundreds of suspensions and has traveled the little apprehensive about the piercing. It was We don’t really have any rites of passage anymore. world promoting this art form. fine though. I felt deep pressure, but that was it. ” You can drive when you’re 16, smoke when you’re As I sit down with Truitt at his shop, She goes on to explain that she walked out to Ascension Body Modification (1916 Central SE, the lobby where the rig was set up. “I don’t 18, drink when you’re 21. What kind of milestones Suite A), my first question is, naturally, “Why enjoy being the center of attention, so I was are those? I think people are looking for a type of would anyone want to try this?” He says there kind of worried about that, it being a are as many reasons as there are people. “We convention,” she says. “I waited until the end experience to get them through different things in don’t really have any rites of passage anymore. of the night, so there weren’t so many people their lives. —Steve Truitt You can drive when you’re 16, smoke when left to watch me, and I just blocked them out.” you’re 18, drink when you’re 21. What kind of Truitt then attached her hooks to the rig, and milestones are those? I think people are a member of Ascension slowly worked the she wanted to go up again. “Looking back, I society. It could be for some people. But others looking for a type of experience to get them pulley system and began to put tension on the wish I had, but I didn’t,” she says. Still, Verow do it to fit into a society, to test themselves, as through different things in their lives. If they ropes. Truitt says some people lift their feet off considers her first suspension a success. “I felt a rite of passage or to commemorate think suspension is the way to do it, I want to the ground right away. Others take their time. grounded, mentally clear, satisfied and happy.” something.” He says people who suspend tend provide that for them.” Verow spent several minutes walking back and Many might think suspension will always to develop a bond with the people who First-time suspendee Karen Verow is 33, a forth, holding on to Truitt as he guided her to be a fringe pastime for “freaks.” But some facilitate it for them. There is always a sense of wife and mother from Indianapolis, Ind., who relax, and she adjusted to the stretching of her people in the suspension community are community. works in the veterinary field. “I had heard skin. “I just stared straight through him,” concerned that the ritual is actually becoming As for Verow, she thinks that it is important about suspension before but never seen it,” she Verow says, “until I was up. Then I too mainstream, thanks to people like Truitt for people who want to try it to have access to says. “I never thought it would be something I immediately told Steve, ‘I Love this!’” bringing it to the masses. They believe reputable professionals. She’s glad that people would ever do.” Then she saw it done at a She doesn’t recall feeling pain at that suspension is a way to define themselves as like Truitt are on the convention circuit to Jane’s Addiction concert where Truitt and his point, but soon after, she started to spin and separate from dominant Western society, provide this service. She has already scheduled troupe were performing on stage. “When I saw became nauseated. “I had to come down after forming a bond with a small community who her next suspension with Ascension in it, I thought it was amazing,” she says. “It was a that. I was only up for a minute or so.” That utilize body modification as a defining outsider Louisville, Ky. “I think I’m going to do the beautiful piece of art that went with the music. happens to a lot of first-timers, Truitt says. He characteristic. Truitt thinks differently. “I don’t suicide again, conquer that. Then maybe I’ll try It was a multisensory experience.” After that, told Verow to take deep breaths and asked if see suspension as an act of resistance against a different one. Who knows?” a [14 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 Arts & Lit EVENT | PREVIEW Calendar

THURSDAY MAY 28 WORDS BOOKWORKS Story Time! Polly Want a Story? This week’s storytime has gone to the parrots! Join in for stories, a craft and a snack. 10:30am. 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/144810. STAGE ADOBE THEATER Curtains . A send-up of backstage murder mystery plots, set in Boston, Mass., in 1959, written by Rupert Holmes. Runs through 6/7. $18 -$20. 7:30pm. 898 -9222. alibi.com/e/143103. KIVA AUDITORIUM , Albuquerque Convention Center Force Majeure: Eddie Izzard Live! See the legendary comedian live and on stage. $44.50 -$64.50. 8pm. 768 -4575. alibi.com/e/145223. LENSIC PERFORMING ARTS CENTER , Santa Fe Tig Notaro: Boyish Girl Interrupted Tour . See one of the world’s funniest comedians as she delivers her signature deadpan wit and brilliant observations. $25 -$30. 7pm. 795 -3748. alibi.com/e/144064. SANTA FE PLAYHOUSE , Santa Fe The Moment of YES! John Flax and Kent Kirkpatrick’s new production embraces the theatrical simplicity of performer and space. Runs through 6/7. Pay what you wish. 7:30pm. alibi.com/e/143978. Disco, Glitter and STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Stand-up Comedy Thursday . Featuring three of the country’s best stand-up Roller Skates comedians: Bob Meddles, Heath Arthur and Goldie Few things welcome the beginning of Garcia. $10. 7:30pm. 771 -5680. alibi.com/e/140008. summertime like glitter, roller skates and SONG & DANCE disco. And who better to dance, sing, glitter ST. FRANCIS CATHEDRAL BASILICA , Santa Fe In Honor of and dazzle the stage than Albuquerque’s Memorial Day . The Santa Fe Symphony Orchestra & own? In this Chorus presents a concert of uplifting and consoling adaptation of the music. Pay what you wish. 7 -8:30pm. 983 -3530. ’80s movie FRIDAY alibi.com/e/143070. classic Xanadu , MAY 29 LEARN Cardboard N4th Theater ART SANCTUARY , Santa Fe Paint Moment: Santa Fe Art Playhouse takes 4904 Fourth Street NW Classes . A two-hour, step-by-step, guided painting class to the whirling and alibi.com/e/144818 inspire your inner artist. $45. 6 -8pm. (575) 404 -1801. dizzying story 7pm alibi.com/e/133342. originally portrayed FILM by Olivia Newton- NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Carmina O John and Gene Kelly, condenses it and casts Revienta . A screening of Paco León’s distinctive debut local actors ages 13-18 for each role. The feature about larger-than-life mother Carmina Barrios. In original Xanadu follows the life of a struggling Spanish with English subtitles. 7pm. 724 -4771. freelance artist who, after failing to make alibi.com/e/144765. enough money to pay bills, returns to his job SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Movies and Meaning painting large-scale album covers for record Film Festival . Featuring an array of films, from classics to overlooked to brand new, as well as workshops and advertisements. Crushed by the possibility of more. $299. 848 -1320. alibi.com/e/145126. See giving up on his dreams, Sonny’s life is about to “Film News.” get strangely exciting. As he plugs away at what was once a monotonous job, he’s introduced to a group called The Nine Sisters, FRIDAY MAY 29 and what happens next is part Greek goddess, WORDS part sci-fi, part musical and all around DRAFT STATION 100 Things to Do in Albuquerque Before You effeminate glory. Xanadu Jr. is a glittery way to Die . A book signing with author Ashley M. Biggers. 5 -7pm. support local children’s theater and encourage 247 -0193. alibi.com/e/142675. confidence-building experiences for some of ART Albuquerque’s littlest community members. The play happens at the VSA N4th Theater (4904 INDIAN PUEBLO CULTURAL CENTER Indian Pueblo Cultural Center Mural Discovery Tour . Reflect on nine of the IPCC’s Fourth Street NW) from May 29 to June 7. It murals, and uncover new and unexpected layers of shows Fridays and Saturdays at 7pm, with meaning in each. $3 -$6. 1 -2pm. 843 -7270. Saturday and Sunday matinees at 2pm. alibi.com/e/144071. Tickets are $10. For more info, head to JAMES KELLY CONTEMPORARY , Santa Fe Miles & Miles cardboardplayhousetix.org. (Amelia Olson) a Opening Reception . New works by Stuart Arends. Runs through 6/20. 5 -7pm. alibi.com/e/144895. PHOTO-EYE GALLERY , Santa Fe Emergent Behavior & Home BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE THE by Nightfall Opening Receptions . New works by Thomas SHOW . Live comedy and improv. $8 -$10. 8 -9pm. Jackson and Angela Bacon-Kidwell. Runs through 7/4. alibi.com/e/143482. Also, Comedy? Albuquerque’s DIY 5-7pm. alibi.com/e/144896. comedy troupe provides improv, sketch and music. $8. ZANE BENNETT CONTEMPORARY ART , Santa Fe Creating 9:30pm. 404 -1578. alibi.com/e/135337. Shape Opening Reception . Featuring new works by artist FOUL PLAY CAFE , Sheraton Uptown The Game Show Karen Yank. Runs through 6/19. 5 -7pm. (505) 982 -8111. Murders . Dinner theater following a group of game show STAGE contestants who will do anything to win. $57. 7:30 -10pm. ADOBE THEATER Curtains . $18 -$20. 7:30pm. See 5/28 377 -9593. alibi.com/e/131856. listing. KIMO THEATRE On Broadway . Catch the Reignite Studios ALBUQUERQUE LITTLE THEATRE Spamalot . Lovingly ripped spring recital. 6:30 -9pm. 768 -3544. from the classic film Monty Python and the Holy Grail , this alibi.com/e/143474. play retells the legend of King Arthur and his knights. Runs N4TH THEATER Xanadu Jr. A Greek muse inspires love, through 6/14. $12 -$24. 7:30 -10pm. 242 -4750. laughter and the world’s first Roller Disco in this 1980s alibi.com/e/142153. glitter explosion of a play. Runs through 6/7. $10. AUX DOG THEATRE Angels of Light: The Practically True Story 7pm. alibi.com/e/144818. See preview box. of The Cockettes . Take an LSD trip to 1969 with The Dolls SANTA FE PLAYHOUSE , Santa Fe The Moment of YES! in a brand-new play about the infamous, psychedelic, $10 -$25. 7:30pm. See 5/28 listing. gender-bending drag troupe The Cockettes. Runs through 5/31. $20. 8pm. 620 -6316. alibi.com/e/143084. Arts &Lit Calendar continues on page 16 MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [15 ] the-scenes tour of the home and studio of renowned folk RIO GRANDE CENTER FOR SPIRITUAL LIVING Randy multimedia poetry theater. Donations appreciated. 5 -7pm. Arts &Lit Calendar continued from page 15 artist Ross Ward. $3.50. 1 -2pm. (831) 247 -3779. Granger . Hear music by the Native American flutist. (505) 424 -1601. alibi.com/e/143896. alibi.com/e/144597. $12.50. 7 -9pm. 224 -9405. alibi.com/e/143638. TRICKLOCK PERFORMANCE LABORATORY Cassandra . TRICKLOCK PERFORMANCE LABORATORY Cassandra . The ZANE BENNETT CONTEMPORARY ART , Santa Fe Artist Talk . LEARN $10 -$15. 2pm. See 5/29 listing. story of the Trogan princess who fights for the survival of Artist Karen Yank speaks about her past work, present ALLAN HOUSER ART PARK , Santa Fe Chaos to Complexity: THE VORTEX THEATRE Red Herring . $22. 2pm. See 5/29 her family and her nation. Runs through 5/31. $10 -$15. sculptures in the gallery, personal history with the late listing. 7:30pm. alibi.com/e/144744. Creative Collaboration . Explore the creative process in art Agnes Martin and more. 2pm. (505) 982 -8111. and science through a discussion between Mirta Galesic SONG & DANCE THE VORTEX THEATRE Red Herring . A fast-paced noir comedy STAGE and artist Raven Chacon, moderated by Valerie Plame. HOTEL ANDALUZ Chatter Cabaret: Wondrous Winds . Featuring about love and espionage during the Cold War. Runs ADOBE THEATER Curtains . $18 -$20. 7:30pm. See 5/28 2-4pm. alibi.com/e/144825. works by Maurice Ravel, Leos Janacek, Irving Fine and through 6/13. $22. 7:30pm. 247 -8600. listing. Paul Hindemith. $25. 5 -6:30pm. 242 -9090. alibi.com/e/143902. FILM ALBUQUERQUE LITTLE THEATRE Spamalot . $12 -$24. OUTPOST PERFORMANCE SPACE Two Worlds Short Film alibi.com/e/139070. SONG & DANCE 7:30 -10pm. See 5/29 listing. THE KOSMOS Chatter Sunday: Saxophone Quartet . Featuring FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH Classical In Bloom: A Concert Festival . Showcasing innovative short films written, AUX DOG THEATRE Angels of Light: The Practically True Story directed, produced and performed by diverse Native musicians Paul Nolen, Marcos Colón, Paul Forsyth, Eric and Art Preview . Featuring pianist Hui-Mei Lin and cellist of The Cockettes . $20. 8pm. See 5/29 listing. Lau and poet Judith Pacht. $5 -$15. 10:30 -11:30am. Peter Seidenberg. $25. 6 -9pm. 293 -5034. American communities across the US and Canada. $10. BOX PERFORMANCE SPACE AND IMPROV THEATRE THE 6-9pm. (505) 603 -28067. alibi.com/e/143363. 307 -9647. alibi.com/e/139069. alibi.com/e/144140. SANDIA PREP SCHOOL THEATER , Sandia Prep Wearing of FILM SHOW . $8 -$10. 8 -9pm. See 5/29 listing. SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Movies and Meaning FOUL PLAY CAFE , Sheraton Uptown The Game Show Film Festival . $299. See 5/28 listing. the Green . Soli Musica presents a special Celtic HARRY E. KINNEY CIVIC PLAZA Movies on the Plaza . This Murders . $57. 7:30 -10pm. See 5/29 listing. celebration featuring traditional songs of Ireland and week’s showing is the film The Goonies . 8pm. LAUNCHPAD Burlesque Noir Presents 10 Years of Tease! Scotland. $5 -$12, FREE for children under 12. 3 -5pm, alibi.com/e/144886. Featuring Jo Weldon and Jonny Porkpie from NYC, Bunny SUNDAY MAY 31 7-9pm. 344 -1671. alibi.com/e/144753. SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Movies and Meaning FILM Bee, Mustang Monroe, Mena Domina and more. $15 -$20. WORDS Film Festival . $299. See 5/28 listing. 8:30pm. 764 -8887. alibi.com/e/143525. KIMO THEATRE Finian’s Rainbow (1968) . Classic film starring N4TH THEATER Xanadu Jr. $10. 2pm, 7pm. See 5/29 listing. BOOKWORKS Deathmark . A reading and signing with writer Fred Astaire, Petula Clark and Tommy Steele. Part of the Jann Arrington-Wolcott. 3pm. 344 -8139. SATURDAY MAY 30 SANTA FE PLAYHOUSE , Santa Fe The Moment of YES! Movie Musicals 3 film series. $6 -$8. 2 -4:30pm. $10 -$25. 7:30pm. See 5/28 listing. alibi.com/e/144814. 768 -3544. alibi.com/e/143554. WORDS TRICKLOCK PERFORMANCE LABORATORY Cassandra . PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE Legendary Locals of Albuquerque . A SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER Movies and Meaning reading and signing with writer Richard Melzer. 2 -3:40pm. PAGE ONE BOOKSTORE Darynda Jones & Jeffe Kennedy $10 -$15. 7:30pm. See 5/29 listing. Film Festival . $299. See 5/28 listing. 294 -2026. alibi.com/e/143025. Signing Event . Paranormal author Jones and Santa Fe THE VORTEX THEATRE Red Herring . $22. 7:30pm. See 5/29 TRACTOR BREWERY WELLS PARK Blood, Sweat and Beer . fantasy author Kennedy join together to sign their latest listing. TREASURE HOUSE BOOKS , Old Town Navajo Repo . Jonathan See a film all about brewing beer. 5pm. 243 -6752. releases. 3:30 -5pm. 294 -2026. alibi.com/e/142252. SONG & DANCE Miller signs the latest in his Rattlesnake Lawyer mystery alibi.com/e/140348. ART series. Noon -4pm. 242 -7204. BLUE MOON YOGA , Santa Fe Deep Peace Experience . A sonic ART ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM OF ART AND HISTORY Public meditation immersion of Tibetan bowls, gong, mantras MONDAY JUNE 1 Opening: Killer Heels . See the high platform chopines of and flutes, featuring RadianceMatrix and Myrrh de ROBIN PASCAL , Edgewood East Mountain Fiber Farm & 16th-century Italy to the glamorous stilettos gracing Marmion. $15. 7:30 -9pm. alibi.com/e/144069. Studio Tour . 10am -4pm. See 5/30 listing. STAGE today’s runways and red carpets. Included with regular FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH Just Give Us a Reason ... To Sing! STAGE GUILD CINEMA No One Asked for This Tour: Chris Thayer . admission. 1 -5pm. 243 -7255. alibi.com/e/142106. Join in to celebrate Millennials whose music speaks truth ADOBE THEATER Curtains . $18 -$20. 2pm. See 5/28 listing. Chris Thayer ( You Made it Weird , “Pete Holmes Show”) HARRY E. KINNEY CIVIC PLAZA Creative 505 . A collaborative to power. $12.50 -$20. 7pm. 750 -3038. ALBUQUERQUE LITTLE THEATRE Spamalot . $12 -$24. 2pm. comes to ABQ for one night only. $5. 10:30pm. event celebrating Albuquerque’s art, film, theater, tech, alibi.com/e/142769. See 5/29 listing. 255 -1848. alibi.com/e/144504. start-up and music communities. 4 -9pm. 363 -1046. NEW MEXICO VETERANS MEMORIAL A Night in the 40’s: Big AUX DOG THEATRE Angels of Light: The Practically True Story LEARN alibi.com/e/144553. Band Swing . Featuring music by The American Legion of The Cockettes . $20. 2pm. See 5/29 listing. CORRALES ELEMENTARY SCHOOL , Corrales Acting ROBIN PASCAL , Edgewood East Mountain Fiber Farm & Band and The Dukes of Albuquerque. 6 -8pm. N4TH THEATER Xanadu Jr. $10. 2pm. See 5/29 listing. Techniques and Scene Study . Acting for beginners Studio Tour . Visit fiber art studios in the beautiful East alibi.com/e/144768. SANTA FE PLAYHOUSE , Santa Fe The Moment of YES! includes reading monologues and acting with fellow Mountain area. 10am -4pm. 286 -1783. RAILYARD PERFORMANCE CENTER , Santa Fe EmbodyDance $10 -$25. 2pm. See 5/28 listing. students. $60 a month. 6 -7pm. 897 -3351. alibi.com/e/130583. FUNdRaiser . EmbodyDance Santa Fe celebrates 15 years TEATRO PARAGUAS , Santa Fe The Beatlicks Sister Poetry alibi.com/e/125164. TINKERTOWN MUSEUM , Sandia Park Obscura Day 2015: of ecstatic dance. $15 recommended donation. 7 -11pm. Theater . The group combines spoken word with guitar, FILM Behind the Scenes at Tinkertown . Take a special behind- (505) 988 -3760. alibi.com/e/142767. drums, flute, dance, scat and graphics to create MULTIPLE LOCATIONS Albuquerque Film & Music

[16 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 Experience . Featuring movie screenings, panel through 5/31. Free. 10am -5pm. (505) 992 -2882. discussions, live music, special events and more. Prices alibi.com/e/139699. vary. alibi.com/e/144828. See “Film News.” MUSEUM OF INDIAN ARTS & CULTURE , Santa Fe Turquoise, NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Dancing in Jaffa . A Water, Sky: The Stone and Its Meaning . The Stone and Its screening of the documentary, followed by a Q&A with Meaning, opening April 13, 2014 at the Museum of Indian renowned ballroom dancer Pierre Dulaine. Part of the Arts and Culture, highlights the Museum’s extensive ABQ Jewish Film Festival. $5 -$25. 7 -9pm. 246 -2261. collection of Southwestern turquoise jewelry and presents alibi.com/e/142895. See “Film News.” all aspects of the stone, from geology, mining and history, SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER New Mexico to questions of authenticity and value.People in the Narrative Shorts . Featuring the world premiere of Southwest have used turquoise for jewelry and ceremonial “Descanso,” a screening of “Dollar Night,” “Fixed” and purposes and traded valuable stones both within and more. Followed by a Q&A. 6 -8pm. 848 -1320. outside the region for over a thousand years. Turquoise, alibi.com/e/143619. Water, Sky presents hundreds of necklaces, bracelets, belts, rings, earrings, silver boxes and other objects TUESDAY JUNE 2 illustrating how the stone was used and its deep significance to the people of the region. This WORDS comprehensive consideration of the stone runs through BOOKWORKS In Wilderness . A reading and signing with writer March 2016. (505) 476 -1250. alibi.com/e/77900. Diane Thomas. 7pm. 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/144815. NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER AfroBrasil: Art and LEARN Identities . Brazilian designer and photographer Paulo P. Lima, Ph.D. debuts his first national exhibition including a ESTHER BONE MEMORIAL LIBRARY , Rio Rancho Heroism in number of photographed images and dressed figurines Homer . UNM professor Luke Gorton presents a program that feature elements of the Afro-Brazilian religion on heroes and heroines in the Iliad and the Odyssey Candomblé. $3/adult, $2/senior, $0/kids under 15, attributed to Homer. 6:30 -7pm. 891 -5012. $0/Sundays. 246 -2261. alibi.com/e/123921. alibi.com/e/144838. FILM NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF ART , Santa Fe Colors of the Southwest . Paintings, photographs, prints, watercolors and MULTIPLE LOCATIONS Albuquerque Film & Music Experience . ceramics from the early 20th century to the present. Prices vary. See 6/1 listing. (505) 476 -5072. alibi.com/e/133728. NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Help Us Find Sunil NEW MEXICO MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND Tripathi . A screening of Neal Broffman’s documentary SCIENCE Birds of Paradise: Amazing Avian Evolution . This about a family’s search for their missing son. $7. 7 -9pm. NatGeo traveling exhibition highlights the importance of 246 -2261. alibi.com/e/142899. birds of paradise to New Guinea. Runs through 8/16. Free with admission. 841 -2802. alibi.com/e/130697. WEDNESDAY JUNE 3 PACIFIC EXHIBITS Pacific Exhibits: Jane Gordon . Pacific Exhibits is a micro-gallery located in the storefront window WORDS of the historic Pacific Building in downtown Albuquerque, BOOKWORKS Waldo Wednesdays . Join in for games and a NM. The purpose of Pacific Exhibits is to champion craft activity as they ask, “Where’s Waldo at Bookworks?” remarkable contemporary visual art, and to help support 4:30pm. alibi.com/e/144816. Also, Literary Shorts . the local artists who create it, by providing an alternative Albuquerque writer Carolyn Flynn reads recently published venue for exhibitions and sales. 24 hour viewing, street- and prize-winning fiction, and pays tribute to other side only; please do not disturb the building tenants. authors. 7pm. 344 -8139. alibi.com/e/144817. 6pm. (575) 737 -8261. alibi.com/e/140287. LEARN RICHARD LEVY GALLERY Coordinates . Richard Levy Gallery is HYATT REGENCY DOWNTOWN Women in Film & Television . A pleased to present Coordinates , a group exhibition that talk with Megan Kamerick, Linda McDill, Catharine Pilafas showcases gallery artists working in the middle Rio and Jon Marie Mack. $5. 10am -noon. Grande Valley area. This exhibition reflects the diverse alibi.com/e/142906. range of media and artistic voice that exists in our FILM community and is in partnership with On the Map: KIMO THEATRE Sequoia and Licht . A screening of a narrative Unfolding Albuquerque Art + Design . Coordinates feature by Andy Landen, followed by a narrative short by includes work by an anonymous artist, late 20th c., Charly Wenzel. 5 -7pm. alibi.com/e/143954. Also, The Thomas Barrow, Xuan Chen, Katya Crawford and Susan Record Man and Imagining Vera . A screening of a Frye, Jenna Kuiper, Emi Ozawa, Mary Tsiongas, Jennifer documentary by Mark Moorman, followed by a narrative Vasher, and Tom Waldron. 11am. 766 -9888. short by Lauren Myers. $7. 8 -10pm. 768 -3522. alibi.com/e/140594. alibi.com/e/143962. TAI MODERN , Santa Fe Ramona Sakiestewa: Tangram MULTIPLE LOCATIONS Albuquerque Film & Music Experience . Butterfly and Other Shapes . New artworks by the Prices vary. See 6/1 listing. contemporary Native American artist. (505) 984 -1387. NATIONAL HISPANIC CULTURAL CENTER Bon in Dolpo and A alibi.com/e/87062. Song for Manzanar . Screenings of a documentary short TOMÉ GALLERY , Los Lunas Jewelry & More Show/Personal by Andrea Heckman and a narrative short by Kazuko Adornments . Just in time for Mother’s Day, Tome Gallery Golden. $5. 4 -6:30pm. alibi.com/e/142904. Also, 24 hosts its Jewelry and Personal Adornment Show from May Days: The True Story of The Ilan Halimi Affair . A 3rd through May 31st. Jewelry by the talented Tome narrative feature by Alexandre Aracady about the Gallery artists will feature creations using sterling silver, kidnapping-for-ransom and torture of Ilan Halimi. Part cast pewter, hammered copper, fused glass, handmade of the ABQ Jewish Film Festival. $5 -$25. 7 -9:15pm. beads, crystals, bottle caps and other media.Necklaces, 246 -2261. alibi.com/e/142902. See “Film News.” earrings, bracelets, hair barrettes, rings and more will be SOUTH BROADWAY CULTURAL CENTER International Shorts presented, both traditional and funky. 10am -5pm. (505) Program . Screenings of shorts “Blue Blue Sky,” “Not 565 -0556. alibi.com/e/140673. Anymore: A Story of Revolution,” ‘The Amautalik” and UNM LAW SCHOOL Student Artist Show . Works by UNM Law more. $5. 1 -3pm. alibi.com/e/143949. Also, Trouble with School and College of Fine Arts students. 277 -8648. the Curve (2012) . A screening of the film starring Clint alibi.com/e/135549. Eastwood, Amy Adams and John Goodman. Part of the SONG & DANCE Clint Eastwood en Español series. FREE, registration THE KOSMOS Chatter Sunday . Our one-hour program of required. 6:30 -8:30pm. 848 -1320. alibi.com/e/143958. ensemble music every Sunday morning. Includes ten minutes of poetry, free espresso, and homemade goodies. ON GOING $5 -$15. 10:30am. 307 -9647. alibi.com/e/127290. NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF FLAMENCO 16th Annual Flamenco ART Kids Camp . Flamenco Kid’s Camp is a two-week day camp ALBUQUERQUE CENTER FOR PEACE AND JUSTICE that introduces children to the full range of flamenco arts Retrospective: Spencer Walaitis . Impressionist art prints of and culture. This fun, creative outlet features classes in Jemez, Santa Fe, and the Sandia mountains. 884 -1094. dance, guitar, cajón (percussion), cante (singing) and alibi.com/e/140779. literacy. Children study with local artists as well as artists from Spain to obtain a well-rounded education which APRIL PRICE PROJECT GALLERY Views From the Beach . New supports our community. In addition, students will attend works by Laverne Harper, Marietta Patricia Leis, Mary Ann world-class performances held during the Festival. The Strandell, Allan Paine Radebaugh and more. camp concludes with a free performance for friends and alibi.com/e/138684. family, where students demonstrate all they have learned DOWNTOWN CONTEMPORARY GALLERY Not That Obsessed . during the course of the camp. Flamenco Kid’s Camp is A solo exhibition of works by Stacy Hawkinson.Runs the youth component of Festival Flamenco Internacional through May. 363 -3870. alibi.com/e/141746. de Alburquerque. Flamenco Kid’s Camp is held at the MATTHEWS GALLERY , Santa Fe New Landscapes, New Vistas: Conservatory of Flamenco Arts located at: 9am -3pm. Women Artists of New Mexico . Stories and artwork by 242 -7600. alibi.com/e/138814. a Janet Lippincott, Agnes Sims, Doris Cross and more. Runs

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[18 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 FOOD | restaurant review vegan dish, the baigan burtha , a lightly spiced puréed dish of eggplant and tomatoes, played on the combination of nightshade magic Going behind ratatouille, and was similarly better the next day as leftovers. The aloo gobi masala , cauliflower and potatoes, and the jalfrezi stir- fried vegetables, were chunky, filling and spicy with the customary whirlwind of flavors that for the make these simple looking dishes inscrutably complex. Other than the telltale whole, toasted spice seeds, of which liberal use is made at India Grill, it can be difficult to Goat discern where one flavor ends and another begins. India Grill These vegan items demonstrate the true talents of a chef, especially since all too often BY ARI LEVAUX butter, cheese and meat are used as crutches to make things taste better the easy way. With came for the goat. My gifted chiropractor vegan dishes, the chef metaphorically stands Larry Marrich had told me to eat more naked before you, with only his skills to I connective tissues in order to help heal my impress. rib cartilage. Goat, so sinewy and lean, Compared to the vegan dishes, the practically has as much connective tissue as it vegetarian offerings can come across as a bit does meat, so much that the only way to cook thick. Some might find this decadent, others it is slowly until the gristle melts. distracting. The saag paneer , that perennial This suits me fine. I have a soft spot for mix of buttery spinach and cheese found on tough cuts of meat that are stewed until the virtually every Indian menu, was delicious as fat melts away and the protein-rich gristle always, though not noteworthy. An tastes like creamy grease. Goat meat is as interesting dish of spinach and chickpeas, musky as it is chewy, a gamey flavor that is called saag cholay , was something like saag more manageable when richly spiced. This paneer with chickpeas in it. It was good, also suits me fine. although I didn’t need all of that butter. India Grill has three goat dishes on the One place where I appreciated the butter menu. They are all dazzlingly spiced was the laccha paratha , chosen from the masterpieces of melted complexity, and also extensive list of breads. It was a big, buttery quite similar where it counts: huge mounds of swirl, flaky and soft, that separated into layers bone-in meat chunks, cut in unfamiliar ways when pulled apart. Wrapped around a piece of into unrecognizable sections of soft meat and goat—screened for bones—it was the perfect sinew, clinging to bone fragments. Every order utensil. of goat comes drenched in a thick sauce that The only region of the menu that could be called curry in each case, although disappointed were the appetizers, several of only the goat curry is named as such. It was which were included in the assorted appetizer defined by a tomato element in the brown, plate. They were all battered, deep-fried lumps onion-based sauce, with the occasional of a uniform, uninspiring shade of brown. crunch of pistachio, and the subtle aroma of Compared to the nuanced diversity of spices curry leaf. The kariwala is similar, but with in the other dishes, these fried lumps were added bell pepper. The bhuna gosht is unimpressive and boring. smoother, with less tomato and lots of ginger. Top: Goat curry, bottom: Channa masala PHOTOS BY ERIC WILLIAMS • ERICWPHOTO.COM The lunch buffet is small, but filling and In between bites of goat, I noticed that fast. It has a separate veg/vegan area, a well- India Grill is a good little restaurant. Clues to from the norm in a real sort of way. The stocked supply of chutneys and select desserts. this effect were everywhere. For one, the bathroom sinks appear to have been cleverly India Grill I could have been happy with bowl after bowl dining room was full of people who appeared created out of carefully positioned sections of of dal, and nothing else. It’s thin, the lentils to be of suspiciously Indian descent. They countertop, such that a sloped section of 6501-B Wyoming NE mostly disintegrated, with dark toasted seeds chattered loudly in English and other counter replaces the basin. indiagrillnm.com floating around. The tomato-based butter languages, ignoring the Bollywood dramas on The menu is prefaced with an epic tale of Hours: 11:30am to 2:30pm & 5pm to 10pm Monday t&oori chicken was as luxurious as I’d had wall-mounted screens while their kids ate culinary adventure that began in Punjab, through Sunday anywhere. There was no curry goat when I take-out from Wendy’s. India, where two brothers named Baldev and Booze: Yes tried the buffet; if that is what you’re after, Some of the waiters have accents so thick Rajinder Singh learned to cook at their The Alibi recommends: Goat curry, channa masala , then call ahead to see if it’s on that day, or be it’s hard to hear what they are saying. One father’s restaurant. By way of Iran, New York, laccha paratha , dal soup prepared to order it off the menu. waiter even gave me the wagging head California and Texas, they ended up in New Some of the more interesting desserts are response to a request. It’s a gesture you see a Mexico, where they founded India Palace not in the buffet, like the rasmalai , composed lot in India, in which the gesticulator’s head before selling it to start India Grill. distinction, as many Indian vegetarian dishes of several discs of crumbly cheese in a cream appears to nearly roll off the shoulders. It I couldn’t help notice the menu’s playful contain copious amounts of cheese and butter. sauce, redolent of rose water. It’s definitely signifies something like “whatever you say, spelling of the word tandoori. At first I Though I’m neither vegan nor vegetarian, I worth a try if you have any room left. sir.” The politeness is nice, but the pace can thought “t&oori” was a typo, but I quickly appreciate the distinction as well. I noticed Whether or not you want to get your goat be lackadaisical and absent-minded. On one realized what they were doing there. I tried the channa masala on the vegan list and gave on, India Grill is a great place to enjoy some occasion my dal and garlic naan never made it the Punjabi lamb chop off this list. It was it a whirl. This chickpea and tomato dish is northern Indian food in a setting that is to the table. But India, it’s important to heavy on the ginger, tender as whipped cream one of my favorite veg-based Indian dishes, so different enough to give the sense that you’re remember, is a place where the squeaky wheels and a joy to eat, especially with a glass of I’ve had my share, and this version was in a faraway, yummy place. The menu is are going to get more grease. The fact that a Montes Malbec. distinct. It was less buttery and saucy than intriguing, with many unfamiliar dishes even little squeaking is necessary at India Grill adds Another noteworthy aspect of the menu is usual, with a raspier set of spices. It came to the experienced Indian food connoisseur. to its authenticity. There are other little ways the separate vegetarian and vegan categories. garnished with fresh tomatoes, onions and But if there is somewhere else you need to be that the experience at India Grill feels altered Vegans will probably appreciate this peas, which added sharp raw flavor. Another in short order, I would stick to the buffet. a MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [19 ] FOOD | FOOD FOr thOught Beyond Idaho Revel in the world-changing power of the unassuming potato

Within another century, the potato was BY TY BANNERMAN propping up Europe just as it had the South American empires in its homeland. Its heck your fridge. If you have a potato in flexibility as a crop, able to be grown in great there (or one in a dark cabinet), take it abundance with minimal land, and its energy- C out. If you don’t, then stop reading this packed nature turned the tide against the article, and go out and purchase a potato from famines that had beset the continent for your nearest local food market. You’re going to centuries. Populations began to explode. need it. For the best reading experience, find a Starvation seemed as though it would become Peruvian variety, or an exotic all-blue. Once a thing of the past. you are back, lift the lumpy tuber to the light If not for one small problem. The potatoes and examine it. in the Andes were a variegated stew of genetic You hold in your hand a traveler from diversity, as they still are today (botanists ancient centuries, the spoils of an empire, a have categorized over 5,000 varieties). The one-time consort of no-less a person than potato in Europe? Not so much. The Marie Antoinette, and a creator of the conquistadores and explorers of the Americas 25"25" aandnd 118"8" ppizzasizzas modern world. had only brought back a few varieties. What’s Perhaps as long as 10,000 years ago, people more, one of the main advantages of the PizzaPizza byby thethe sliceslice / PhillyPhilly cheesecheese steakssteaks living in the Andes mountains of South potato in Europe was that it could be grown America came upon a hardy little tuber, rich easily from a cutting of the tuber itself without in starch and energy, but laced with toxic having to wait for the plant to go to seed. , h a n d - m solanine. Ever industrious, they discovered, Farmers relied on this aspect as it simplified s e d a d first, that a mixture of clay and water would t o s e the process at several levels. But it also meant d - d o pull the poison from the tuber, and then that that most of the potatoes in Europe were a n Style Italian u g selective breeding could render the solanine a H h NY sau h essentially clones. They were remarkably wit ce non-factor. When the Incan Empire arose in consistent, which means that they had the the 13th century, it was the potato that fueled same advantages and the same disadvantages its conquests and sustained its people. And from field to field; the same strengths and the when the Spaniards overran them two same weaknesses. hundred years later, they saw the potato’s The intercontinental traffic that brought value and used them to feed their newly the potato to Europe’s shores probably also conquered slaves. brought its nemesis: Phytophthora infestans , a The potato then came to Europe, and nasty little water mold that feeds on although it was first greeted with suspicion nightshades like tomatoes and potatoes. It is due to its still-poisonous leaves and stalks, the most likely that it secreted itself into a nobility soon came around to its versatility shipment of bird guano ironically intended as and hardiness. Not to mention the lovely fertilizer for potato crops. In the New World, little blue-purple flowers that sprout in the the disease’s spread, which results in shriveled, springtime. Marie Antoinette was fond of rotten crops, was limited by the sheer variety 77200200 Montgomeryntgomery BlvdBlvd.NEN E wearing them in her hair and soon sparked a of potato breeds available, many of which had trend which was followed by a mystique. Some developed resistance to it. But the European whispered that the plant could cure leprosy, potato had developed no such resistance, and 5505-312-857905-312-8579 others that it was a powerful aphrodisiac. in the ranks of the cloned monoculture of [20 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015

famine-beating tubers, P. infestans found its 1/2 cup chopped onion perfect victim. 1 green bell pepper, chopped In the 1840s, P. infestans decimated potato 3 cloves garlic, minced crops across the continent. Population growth 1 Ib. ground beef slowed as people starved to death by the 1 teaspoon salt thousands. In Ireland, where the potato’s 2 teaspoons ground cumin versatility had been a godsend for 1 teaspoon ground black pepper sharecroppers forced to make do with 4 teaspoons tomato paste whatever parcels their landlords permitted 1 tablespoon distilled white vinegar them, a million people died, and two million 4 eggs more fled across the ocean to the Americas. 2 cups dry bread crumbs By the 20th century, enterprising farmers 1 cup all-purpose flour and scientists created the modern pesticide 1 quart vegetable oil for frying industry to successfully deal with P. infestans (and the potato bug that followed in its Bring the potatoes to a boil with salted wake). Because of that and the guano water in a large pot, then reduce heat and fertilization invented to increase the potato’s simmer for 20 minutes until tender. Drain and yield, two things happened: The green mash in a bowl with 1/2 teaspoon salt until revolution of the 1960s and ’70s ushered in an smooth. era of crop abundance; and an agricultural Heat up a tablespoon of vegetable oil in a system dependent on pesticides created an skillet on low heat, and stir in the onion, ever growing list of problems that we must green pepper and garlic. Cook them for about deal with. But such is history. 10 minutes or until the onion turns clear. For now, things seem relatively quiet with Turn up the heat to medium-high, and throw the potato, and most of us now take it for in the ground beef. Stir it until it’s cooked and granted. Just one more item to cross off the crumbly. Add in 1 teaspoon salt, tomato paste, shopping list and cook up without thinking pepper and vinegar. Once the tomato paste is twice. But our increasingly globalized world dissolved, dump the mixture into a nearby and a sudden interest in smaller-scale farming bowl. and food diversity has brought more varieties While you wait for the potatoes and beef to of potato to our American lives than any time cool, repare your breading mixture. Beat the in the past. Russian fingerlings, purple eggs in a bowl. Put bread crumbs and flour majesty, all-blue and various land races from into two separate bowls, and set all three up the Andes have joined the ubiquitous russet near a wax-paper-lined baking sheet. Take the and red golds at growers’ markets and natural now-cooled mashed potatoes and start making grocery stores. Why not take an extra moment little bowl shapes with it. Fill each bowl with next time you pick one up to wonder at the some ground beef (again, make sure it’s cool. history in your hands? I’m not responsible for your impatient blistering). Then take two of the bowls, and stick them together into a lovely little ball. Papas Rellenas Carefully roll the ball in the flour, dip it into (Adapted from allrecipes.com) the egg and then roll it in the bread crumbs. As a way to connect to the potato’s Stick them onto the sheet. By the end of this glorious history, I suggest trying this process, you should have about a dozen Peruvian/Spanish/Caribbean recipe. The end rellenas. results are savory mashed potato dumplings Put the sheet of rellenas in the refrigerator with delicious ground beef inside. Who could for a few hours (2 to 4). When you’re ready, say no to that? Maybe vegetarians, but they heat up your quart of vegetable oil in a deep can replace the beef with soy or yeast or leaves skillet or fryer (you’ll want about 2 inches of or whatever it is they eat. oil) to about 350 degrees. Drop the balls in, Ingredients: roll them around with tongs (not your 4 large potatoes, cubed and peeled (for best fingers!) until they take on a golden brown results, use yellow Peruvians. But Yukon gold luster (about three minutes). Drain them on a will work as well) paper towel, and serve to your guests as you 1/2 teaspoon salt regale them with stories of the potato’s 1 tablespoon vegetable oil glorious role in the making of our world. a

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Film Festival. A total of five films will be As always, celebrity guests are part of the mix. ith the Albuquerque Comic Expo going BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY screened from Monday, June 1, through This year’s list includes Luke Mitchell (who the way of Marvel’s pre- Secret Wars: Sunday, June 7. Screenings will take place at played Lincoln Campbell on “Marvel’s Agents WBattleworld universe (if you don’t get the the National Hispanic Cultural Center (1701 of S.H.I.E.L.D.”), Leven Rambin (who played reference, move along) and replacement comic Meditate on Movies Fourth Street SW) and at the Jewish Glimmer in The Hunger Games ), Annika con Wizard World bowing out of our zip code Community Center of Greater Albuquerque Marks (who plays Monte Porter on “The until 2016, this summer was threatening to be (5520 Wyoming NE). Things start off on Fosters”) and Alicia Witt (who played Wendy an arid wasteland for fans of comic books, sci- Monday at 7pm with the Jewish/Palestinian Crowe on “Justified”). In addition to all the fi and fantasy. But the fine folks at Black ballroom dance documentary D ancing in Jaffa. movies, there are yoga classes, poetry readings, Market Goods Gallery (114 Morningside SE) The film’s subject, celebrated dancer and flamenco performances, brunches, lunches, have cobbled together the BMG Fan Fest. founder of Dancing Classrooms Pierre Dulaine panel discussions, workshops and parties This “small convention of all things comic, (Antonio Banderas played him in 2006’s Take (every night!). Events take place primarily at art, anime, toys, crafts and more” will take the Lead) , will be on hand to introduce the the South Broadway Cultural Center (1025 place July 18 at the DoubleTree Hilton (201 film. Other selections include 24 Days: The Broadway SE), the National Hispanic Cultural Marquette NW). After the convention, plans True Story of the Ilan Halimi Affair ( Wednesday, Center (1701 Fourth Street SW), the KiMo are underway for a massive afterparty called Life May Be , screening at Movies and Meaning 7pm, at NHCC), H avana Curveball ( Thursday, Theatre (423 Central NW) and the Hyatt “Super Heroes at the Bar!” This event will “new kind of festival” is coming to 6pm, at NHCC), Jubanos: The Jews of Cuba Regency (330 Tijeras NW). Tickets range feature bands, burlesque performances of the Albuquerque in the form of Movies and (Thursday, 7:10pm, at NHCC) and D eli Man from $250 for a full-festival VIP pass to $50 nerdy variety and a sampling of local films. AMeaning. Described by organizers as a (Sunday, 1pm, at JCC). A complete five-film for a day pass. To check out the entire, Organizers are currently searching for some “dream space festival” for people who “love pass (available though holdmyticket.com) will massive schedule, go to great, genre-based short films to showcase over stories and light,” the four-day festival will set you back $25. For more info go to abqfilmexperience.com. the course of the evening. If you’ve got a sci- feature film, workshops and special guests— jccabq.org/main/film_fest_2015.php. fi/fantasy/horror/fan film between 3 and 10 not to mention “dancing, magic and you.” More Than 48 minutes in length that you’d like to share with Films range from the classic (Albert Film & Music audiences, you have until Monday, June 1, to Lamorissse’s 1956 short “The Red Balloon,” send an email with a link to your film Stanley Kubrick’s heady 1968 sci-fi film 2001: (YouTube, Vimeo, etc.) to A Space Odyssey ) to the overlooked (Ira Sachs’ [email protected]. If you need elderly gay love story Love Is Strange , the teen more info, search for “Super Heroes at the poetry documentary Louder Than a Bomb ) to Bar!” on Facebook. the brand-spanking-new (the epistolary discourse between British director Mark DIY Directing Cousins and Iranian actress Mania Akbari titled Life May Be , Jennifer Redfearn’s Cuban dramedy Tocando La Luz ). Workshops run the gamut from “Seeing As the Mystics See” to he 48 Hour Film Project is returning to “The Ecology of Healthy Social Movements.” Albuquerque this July 24 through 26. If All events will take place between Thursday, T you’re a director, writer, actor, May 28, and Sunday, May 31, at the South cinematographer, editor, musician, whatever Broadway Cultural Center (1025 Broadway interested in taking on the challenge of SE). Passes to all events run $299—and there creating and premiering a short film in only are only 275 of them available to the public. two days, then you should get together a team For complete schedules and info, go to of like-minded individuals and get yourself moviesandmeaning.com. registered. Registration opens Tuesday, June 2. Early bird registration runs $140 per team, and ABQ Jew you have until June 29 to get this special rate. On Wednesday, June 3, from 5:30 to 7:30pm, the Albuquerque Film and Music Experience I Like to Paint Monsters , screening at AFME will be hosting a special “meet and greet” for Director Jon Moritsugu’s Pig Death Machine prospective 48 Hour Film people. Check out the fter a brief sojourn out on the West Coast, competition, get tips from old-timers, or recruit ot content to have just two film festivals longtime underground filmmaker Jon talent for your prospective project. The event Nthis week, Albuquerque is playing host to Moritsugu ( Terminal USA, Mod Fuck will take place at Adieux (420 Central SW). A a third: the 2015 Albuquerque Film & Music Explosion, Scumrock, Pig Death Machine ) has Admission is free. For more info go to Experience (formerly known as the returned to Santa Fe to work on some new 48hourfilm.com/en/albuquerque. Albuquerque Film & Media Experience). This film projects. (We can’t wait to see what he’s insanely overstuffed festival will run from got cooking.) Starting Saturday, June 6, Monday, June 1, to Sunday, June 7. The event super submissions Moritsugu will take time out to teach a course kicks off—as one would reasonably expect— in “Guerilla Film Production” at Santa Fe with a “REEL Dog Fashion Show” in the Hyatt Community College (6401 Richards Ave.). Regency Lobby Atrium starting at 5pm. That’s This “step-by-step immersion workshop” will followed by a collection of New Mexico-made cover producing and creating the low-budget shorts at the South Broadway Cultural Center. movie on film or video, from preproduction The opening night film hits on Tuesday, 7pm, through publicizing and releasing the finished at the National Hispanic Cultural Center. product. This intensive DIY workshop runs Help Us Find Sunil Tripathi is a documentary 9am to 3pm on June 6 and 9am to 3pm on about a missing Indian-American college June 13. Enrollment is limited and must be student who was mistakenly identified as a completed by May 29. To register call SFCC’s suspect in the Boston Marathon bombings. Continuing Education Department at (505) Dancing in Jaffa , screening at ABQ Jewish Film The rest of the features, documentaries and 428-1676. Course fee is $125. Go to Festival shorts are simply too numerous to list, but sfcc.edu/continuing_education for more AFME promises a special showcase on Latin ot content to have just one film festival details. a this week, Albuquerque is also playing American films this year. Other themes host to the second annual ABQ Jewish include “military movies” and “teen advocacy.” N A sneak peek at Super Heroes at the Bar! MAY 28-JUNE 3, 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [23 ] TELEVISION | IDIOT BOX Love and Marriage ...� Oh, and Divorce “Grace and Frankie” on Netflix BY MARK LOPEZ food and the feel. Case in point: how the two women are polar opposites who play off one h, the illusion of the happy marriage ... how another’s differences. Fonda, for example, is the it sinks its teeth in the fabric of your Chanel uptight, straight-laced one with good taste in O cardigan as you sip a dry martini and placate shoes and handbags, while Tomlin is the hippie- yourself thinking everything is just peaches and dippie pot-smoker who meditates and throat- cream. That doesn’t sound like you? Oh, right; sings. (Yeah, I thought that was weird too.) It that’s Jane Fonda’s character in “Grace and leaves room for many clichés, but Fonda and Frankie,” currently streaming on Netflix. The Tomlin have been in this biz for years, so they comedy show features the aforementioned Fonda know how to do jokes with a little gusto to and Lily Tomlin (reunited after their filmic foray avoid the weightlessness of tired tropes. in 9 to 5; sadly, Dolly Parton isn’t in on the Although Fonda and Tomlin steal the show, festivities) in the titular roles as two women it’s got a good assortment of supporting who’ve just found out their husbands are having characters to add some depth and truthfulness to affairs ... with each other. the situation. See, both women have got kids— Yeah, you read that right. The husbands grown children who are trying to come to grips (played with considerable comedic chops by with the fact that their families are falling apart, Martin Sheen and Sam Waterston), whom yet coming together at the same time. On they’ve been married to for decades, have been Grace’s side, she and husband Robert (Sheen) having a secret affair. Suddenly, the men have have daughters Mallory (Brooklyn Decker) and realized they’re in love and want to put a legal Brianna (June Diane Raphael). And in Frankie’s stamp on the proceedings. So basically, the corner, she and her husband adopted two boys, situation is “We love you, but we’re gay. And we Bud (Baron Vaughn) and Coyote (Ethan Embry, wanna leave you to go live happily ever after. Can’t Hardly Wait (!)). With everyone in tow, Sorry, ladies.” Obviously, this sends Grace and the show provides some good laughs, a few Frankie in a tailspin, and their only resolve is to touching moments (maybe more than a few) seek shelter at the beachside timeshare their and considerable star power that doesn’t bog the husbands bought years ago. series down with “look at me!” moments, ’cause Though the show has some seriously that just gets tired. So if you’re looking for hilarious moments (like a pot-fuelled trip for something lighthearted yet heartfelt, this is as some frozen yogurt), it’s definitely got an added good a place as any to start. a layer of cheesiness (partially because it was created by Marta Kauffman, co-creator of The first season of “Grace and Frankie” is currently “Friends”). Personally, I like cheese—both the streaming on Netflix.

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[26 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 FILM | CAPSULES BY DEVIN D. O’LEARY appeal to fantasy fans of all ages. 93 minutes. PG. (Opens Saturday 5/30 at Guild Cinema) OPENING THIS WEEK The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared STILL PLAYING This absurdist comic romp was a smash in Europe, Avengers: Age of Ultron making it the highest grossing Swedish film of all time. On Earth’s mightiest mortals are back for a second go- the cusp of his 100th birthday, a mischievous oldster around. Seems that Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) has (beloved Swedish comedian Robert Gustafsson) involved built a super-powered robot named Ultron (voiced by in just about every event from the 20th century, escapes James Spader) who wants to bring peace to humanity by from a retirement home and begins a madcap journey. wiping it out. Can Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, The Some wicked criminals, a suitcase full of money and an Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye and newcomer The Vision elephant named Sonya are just a few of the elements stop this metallic madman before his plan comes to that figure into this silly-sweet fable. In English, French, fruition? Probably, otherwise we don’t get any more German, Swedish, Italian and Russian with English movies. Overstuffed? Sure. Exciting. Hell, yeah. 141 subtitles. R. (Opens Friday 5/29 at Guild Cinema) minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Aloha 14 Downtown, Century Rio) A celebrated military contractor (Bradley Cooper) returns Cinderella to the site of his greatest career triumph (Hawaii) and Kenneth Branagh ( Henry V, Thor ) directs this straight- finds himself caught between his ex-girlfriend (Rachel faced, unironic live-action adaptation of Disney’s 1950 McAdams) and the no-nonsense Air Force officer animated gem. It looks gorgeous from top to bottom, and assigned to babysit him (Emma Stone). This picturesque Lily James (from “Downton Abbey”) seems perfectly romantic comedy comes to us from writer-director appropriate as the ball-going protagonist. But this version Cameron Crowe ( Almost Famous, Jerry Maguire ). 105 San Andreas adds nothing whatsoever new to the old story. For Disney minutes. PG-13. (Opens Thursday 5/28 at Century 14 princess completists only. Reviewed in v24 i11. 113 Downtown, Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) minutes. PG. (Century Rio) across the country while being pursued by cops and perfect, futuristic city. The film desperately wants to sell gunmen alike. 87 minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere audiences on its childlike sense of wonder and its Entourage Ex Machina Cinema, Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio) retrofuturistic optimism—but the plot is incredibly The Mark Wahlberg-produced sitcom about a suddenly British writer Alex Garland ( The Beach, 28 Days Later..., convoluted, the action oddly violent and the ending one popular young actor (Adrian Grenier) and his dudebro Dredd ) tries his hand at directing with this sci-fi tale Mad Max: Fury Road sanctimonious Al Gore lecture. 130 minutes. PG. (Century pals from back in Jersey (Kevin Connolly, Jerry Ferrara, about a young programmer selected to participate in a Some 30 years after the the third Mad Max film ( Beyond 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema, Century Rio) Kevin Dillon) arrives on the big screen four years after breakthrough experiment in artificial intelligence by Thunderdome ), legendary director George Miller returns going off the air on HBO. Now it seems our boy Vinnie evaluation the “human qualities” of a female robot. Like to reboot the road-wrecking series. This time around, Tom Chase (Grenier) wants to direct, and it’s up to his old pal all female robots in movies, she turns out to be both sexy Hardy ( The Dark Knight Rises ) is our reluctant, ex-cop Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven) to make the dream happen. Be SECOND RUN and dangerous. We’ve seen this sort of high-tech antihero Max, wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland prepared for movie star cameos galore. R. (Opens Frankenstein story before, but Garland’s script is highly looking for peace and quiet. What he finds is a furious Tuesday 6/2 at Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho woman of action (Charlize Theron) on the run from a American Sniper literate and his direction thrilling. 108 minutes. R. Reliable but rarely more than workmanlike director Clint Premiere Cinema) sadistic warlord and his band of motor-mad psychos. For (Century 14 Downtown) Eastwood helms this biopic based on the biography of this rule-breaking action classic, Miller eschews old- Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle. Bradley Cooper is Everything is Terrible! Legends Far from the Madding Crowd fashioned niceties like dialogue and character The “video VHS mystics” at Everything is Terrible! return to excellent, running through all the emotions of our main Carey Mulligan ( An Education ) stars as Thomas Hardy’s development in order to tell an explosive, operatic myth Guild Cinema for another night of mind-bending media character as he goes from front-line shellshocked to literary heroine Bathsheba Everdene, who inherits a through movement, explosions and heroic bloodshed. archaeology. EIT! has compiled the best, weirdest pieces home-front rehabilitated. But Eastwood waffles too sprawling farm in the English countryside and must 120 minutes. R. (Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Rio of lost VHS imagery from their first seven years of work. much between gung-ho patriotism and a more reasoned decide between romance with the hunky farmhand, the Rancho Premiere Cinema) Massaging cat ladies, apocalyptic facial exercises and examination of the horrors our modern military men and kindly next-door neighbor or the smooth-talking soldier. pizza parties in hell are just a sampling of the long-lost women are asked to endure. It wants to tackle some big Director Thomas Vinterberg ( The Celebration ) sticks close Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (and rightfully so) movies, video lectures, TV commercials, moral issues, but unlike Eastwood’s Unforgiven , it can’t to Hardy’s gritty realism, resulting in a film with more You brought this on yourself, America. Incompetent but instructional tapes and more lovingly collected and break the Hollywood formula long enough to find the broken hearts than happy endings. Reviewed in v24 i21. accidentally heroic security guard Paul Blart (Kevin compiled by the mindfreaks of EIT! (Opens Thursday 6/4 metaphorical weight behind the story. 132 minutes. R. 119 minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Downtown, Century James) goes off on vacation to Las Vegas with his at Guild Cinema) (Movies 8) Rio) teenage daughter (Raini Rodriguez). But when crime rears its ugly head in the form of a casino heist, the fat dude The DUFF Marie’s Story Furious 7 on the Segway fights back. With wacky slapstick jokes. At This French drama plays out an awful lot like a remake of A young woman (Mae Whitman, “Arrested Development”) The automotive insult to gravity and various related forms least Larry, Moe and Curly had each other to play off of. The Miracle Worker , but is based on the true-life story of shakes up the social order of high school after of physics continues, despite the untimely death of star 94 minutes. PG. (Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) a deaf and blind girl stuck in a Catholic institute in the discovering she’s been labeled a “DUFF” (Designated Paul Walker. Vin Diesel, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and late 1800s. Marie Huertin (Ariana Rivoire) arrives all but Pitch Perfect 2 Ugly Fat Friend) by her more popular pals. Naturally, this Ludacris pick up the slack, shooting and/or crashing cars is accomplished though the time-honored magic of the feral at age 10, but is befriended by patient nun Sister After a humiliating command performance at Lincoln into countless people, places and things. Seems Evil cinematic makeover. As in all Pygmalion -inspired Marguerite (Isabelle Carré), who teaches her to Center, the Barden Bellas (including way-too-old for British Guy (Jason Statham) is going after car romcoms, this is easily accomplished, since our “fat” communicate. In French and sign language with English college Anna Kendrick and Rebel Wilson) enter an thief/invincible superhero Dominic Toretto and crew for and “ugly” heroine is clearly neither. Think John Hughes subtitles. 95 minutes. Unrated. (Opens Friday 5/29 at international singing competition in order to regain their killing his brother, Evil British Guy From The Last Movie with hashtags ... and you’re trying a lot harder than this Guild Cinema) status. Goofy hijinks, sassy sisterhood and an a cappella (Luke Evans). 137 minutes. PG-13. (Rio Rancho Premiere formulaic tween comedy is. 101 minutes. PG-13. rendition of “Flashlight” by Jessie J ensue. 115 minutes. Cinema, Century Rio) (Movies 8) San Andreas PG-13. (Century 14 Downtown, Century Rio, Rio Rancho The B-movie disaster flicks of the ’70s get a CGI facelift Home Premiere Cinema) courtesy of the guy who directed Journey 2: The Get Hard DreamWorks Animation mashes together E.T. the Extra- Mysterious Island . Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson stars as Poltergeist Will Ferrell and the clearly overworked Kevin Hart (six Terrestrial and Lilo & Stitch in the hopes that wayward films last year and two so far in 2015) star in this racial an emotionally wounded rescue copter pilot who has to The hit 1982 ghost story from Steven Spielberg and Tobe alien mascot Oh (voiced by Jim Parsons from “The Big comedy. Ferrell is millionaire James King, busted for race across California and save his college-bound Hooper gets an amped-up remake starring Sam Rockwell Bang Theory”) will become the next toy/video game/t- fraud and bound for San Quentin. On the run from daughter (Alexandra Daddario) when the San Andreas (Confessions of a Dangerous Mind ), Rosemarie DeWitt shirt-generating machine. It’s safe to say he won’t. The police, James ends up in the South Central LA home of fault splits in two. It’s got all the collapsing buildings and (Cinderella Man ) and Jared Harris (poor Lane Pryce from story, about a misfit alien who befriends a lonely Earth family man Darnell Lewis (Hart). Mistaking him for a corny one-liners you’ll need this summer. 114 minutes. “Mad Men”). You can see it in 3D if you want. 93 girl (Rihanna), feels awfully recycled. If you’re an adult street thug (because, you know, racial humor), James PG-13. (Opens Thursday 5/28 at Century 14 Downtown, minutes. PG-13. (Century 14 Downtown, Rio Rancho who doesn’t find Parsons’ voice grating, you might survive offers to pay the man to school him in the art of being a Century Rio, Rio Rancho Premiere Cinema) Premiere Cinema, Century Rio) a screening with your kids. 94 minutes. PG. (Century 14 gangsta—so he can survive in prison. Needless to say, Downtown, Century Rio) Song of the Sea Tomorrowland this mismatched buddy comedy doesn’t try very hard. 100 minutes. R. (Movies 8) From Oscar-nominated Irish animator Tomm Moore ( The Hot Pursuit Like Pirates of the Caribbean and the Haunted Mansion, Secret of Kells ) comes this gorgeous, storybook cartoon In the proud tradition of Midnight Run (with Robert De Disney’s Tomorrowland attraction gets its own movie spin- about a young girl named Saoirse, who turns out to be It Follows Niro and Charles Grodin) and Witless Protection (with off. In it a curious teen (Britt Robertson) and a former boy the last of the selkies, a mythical race of people who can In this innovative, flashback-’80s-style horror flick, Larry the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy), Reese genius (George Clooney) embark on an adventure to find transform from human to seal. The simple, unhurried Witherspoon and Sofía Vergara star in this action comedy a place, hidden beyond time and space, where great story is aimed mostly at small children. But the mystical Film Capsules continues on page 28 about an officer of the law escorting a reluctant witness minds from throughout history have retreated to build the atmosphere, ethereal music and painstaking imagery will MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [27 ] Film Capsules continued from page 27 FILM | TIMES wEEk oF FrI., May 29-ThurS., JunE 4

teenagers who have sex are hunted down by a CENTURY 14 DOWNTOWN GUILD CINEMA nameless, faceless and completely unstoppable 100 Central SW • 1 (800) 326-3264 ext. 943# 3405 Central NE • 255-1848 monster. The only way to fend it off? Pass the curse on Entourage Tue 7:00, 9:35; Wed call for times Marie’s Story Fri-Wed 4:00, 8:30 to some other poor victim by ... you know, sleeping with Aloha Fri-Thu 11:55am, 2:30, 5:05, 7:40, 10:25 The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and them. It sounds outlandish, but writer-director David San Andreas 3D Fri-Thu 12:25, 3:15, 6:05, 8:55, 10:30 Disappeared Fri-Wed 6:00 Robert Mitchell ( The Myth of the American Sleepover ) San Andreas Fri-Thu 11:00am, 1:50, 4:40, 7:30 Song of the Sea Sat-Sun 12:00 has crafted one of the purest, scariest horror films in Far From the Madding Crowd Fri-Thu 11:15am, 2:05, 4:55, Everything is Terrible! Legends Thu 8:00 years with this one. Reviewed in v24 i15. 100 minutes. 7:45, 10:45 R. (Movies 8) Poltergeist Fri-Thu 12:05, 2:35, 5:00, 7:35, 10:05 HIGH RIDGE Poltergeist 3D Fri-Thu 1:20, 3:50, 6:20, 8:50 12910 Indian School NE • 275-0038 Tomorrowland Fri-Thu 11:45am, 1:15, 2:45, 4:15, 5:45, Kingsman: The Secret Service Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. Matthew Vaughn ( Layer Cake, X-Men: First Class ) directs 7:15, 8:45, 10:15 this fast, funny, impossibly kinetic action flick based on Mad Max: Fury Road 3D Fri-Thu 3:25, 9:05 the comic book by Mark Millar ( Kick-Ass, Wanted ). Mad Max: Fury Road Fri-Thu 11:05am, 12:35, 1:55, 4:50, MOVIES 8 6:15, 7:50, 10:50 4591 San Mateo NE • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1194 Newcomer Taron Egerton stars as a trendy British street Pitch Perfect 2 Fri-Thu 11:00am, 1:45, 4:35, 7:25, 10:20 kid who gets recruited to a top-secret spy agency that’s, Hot Pursuit Fri-Thu 7:00, 9:20 The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Fri-Thu 12:40, 3:40, 6:40, 9:50 like, James Bond cranked up to 11. Colin Firth is the Avengers: Age of Ultron Fri-Thu 12:50, 4:05, 7:20, 10:35 young spy’s perfectly aloof bad-ass of a trainer. Samuel Get Hard Fri-Thu 11:40am, 2:20, 5:00, 7:40, 10:30 Ex Machina Fri-Mon 11:40am, 2:25, 5:10, 10:40; Tue The Longest Ride Fri-Thu 12:20, 3:30, 6:50, 10:00 L. Jackson is the high-tech baddie. 129 minutes. R. 11:40am, 2:25 Little Boy Fri-Thu 12:30, 6:30, 9:40 (Movies 8) Home Fri-Thu 11:10am, 1:40, 4:20 It Follows Fri-Thu 3:20, 10:20 Kingsman: The Secret Service Fri-Thu 11:50am, 3:00, 6:20, Little Boy CENTURY RIO 9:30 This faith-based parable (produced by Hollywood super- I-25 & Jefferson • 1 (800) 326-3264 McFarland, USA Fri-Thu 12:00, 3:10, 7:00, 10:10 Christians Roma Downey and Mark Burnett) ups the American Sniper Fri-Thu 6:10, 2:50 ante by hiring a bunch of name-brand actors (including Aloha Fri-Sat 10:20am, 11:45am, 1:15, 2:40, 4;10, 5:35, The DUFF Fri-Thu 12:10, 2:50 7:05, 8:30, 10:00, 11:25; Sun-Thu 10:20am, 11:45am, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Fri-Thu 11:30am, Michael Rapaport, Emily Watson, Kevin James, Ben 7:30 Chaplin, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Ali Landry and Toby 1:15, 2:40, 4;10, 5:35, 7:05, 8:30, 10:00 San Andreas 3D Fri-Sat 9:45am, 11:15am, 12:00, 3:05, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water 3D Fri-Thu 2:10, 4:50 Huss). It’s set during World War II and concerns a 3:55, 5:25, 6:10, 7:00, 9:15, 10:05, 11:35; Sun-Thu diminutive kid in a coastal California town who worries 9:45am, 11:15am, 12:00, 3:05, 3:55, 5:25, 6:10, 7:00, for his soldier dad’s safe return. The local priest assures 9:15, 10:05 MOVIES WEST the boy that God will end the war if he fulfills the Seven San Andreas Fri-Thu 10:30am, 1:35, 2:20, 4:40, 7:45, 8:30, 9201 Coors NW • 1 (800) Fandango, express # 1247 Corporal Works of Mercy (stuff like “feeding the hungry,” 10:45 Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. and “visiting the sick”). Writer/director Alejandro Far From the Madding Crowd Fri-Thu 9:55am, 1:05, 4:15, Monteverde (2006’s Bella ) is obviously sincere, but the 7:25, 10:35 film is way too sugary and sentimental to take seriously. Poltergeist Fri-Thu 9:50am, 11:40am, 2:25, 3:15, 5;10, RIO RANCHO PREMIERE CINEMA 100 minutes. PG-13. (Movies 8) 7:55, 8:50, 10:45 1000 Premiere Parkway • 994-3300 Poltergeist 3D Fri-Sat 12:35, 6:05, 6:55, 9:45, 11:40; Sun- Entourage Tue 7:00, 9:40; Wed 10:15am, 1:00, 3:45, 6:30, The Longest Ride Thu 12:35, 6:05, 6:55, 9:45 9:15 Tomorrowland Fri-Sat 10:05am, 10:55am, 11:45am, 12:35, Clint Eastwood’s studly son Scott Eastwood stars in this Aloha Fri-Thu 1:20, 4:05, 6:50, 9:35 1:25, 2:15, 3:05, 3:55, 4:45, 5:35, 6:25, 7:15, 8:05, San Andreas 3D Fri-Thu 10:00am, 12:50, 1:50, 3:40, 6:30, extremely Nicholas Sparks-esque adaptation of a 8:55, 9:45, 10:35, 11:25; Sun-Thu 10:05am, 10:55am, Nicholas Sparks novel. Eastwood is a rodeo rider 7:30, 9:20 11:45am, 12:35, 1:25, 2:15, 3:05, 3:55, 4:45, 5:35, San Andreas Fri-Thu 11:00am, 4:40, 10:20 sidelined by injury who falls for a sweet, artsy college 6:25, 7:15, 8:05, 8:55, 9:45, 10:35 Tomorrowland Fri-Thu 11:10am, 12:30, 2:15, 3:35, 5:20, 6:40, girl (Britt Robertson from “Under the Dome”). At some Mad Max: Fury Road 3D Fri-Thu 10:00am, 1:10, 3:30, 4:20, 8:25, 9:45 point they rescue an old man (Alan Alda) from an auto 7:30, 9:50, 10:40 Poltergeist Fri-Thu 10:30am, 1:10, 3:05, 3:50, 6:30, 8:10, accident. The sweet, artsy college girl helps the old dude Mad Max: Fury Road Fri-Sat 10:00am, 11:05am, 1:10, 9:10 recover in the hospital by reading a bunch of his love 2:15, 3:20, 4:2, 5:25, 7:30, 8:35, 9:40, 10:40, 11:45; Poltergeist 3D Fri-Thu 12:30, 5:35, 10:40 Sun-Thu 10:00am, 11:05am, 1:10, 2:15, 3:20, 4:2, 5:25, Pitch Perfect 2 Fri-Thu 10:20am, 1:15, 4:10, 7:05, 10:00 letters from the 1940s. So, yup, we get a flashback- Mad Max: Fury Road 3D Fri-Thu 12:30, 6:30 filled B-story with more romance. 139 minutes. PG-13. 7:30, 8:35, 9:40, 10:40 Pitch Perfect 2 Fri-Sat 9:45am, 10:45am, 11:40am, 12:50, Mad Max: Fury Road Fri-Thu 10:40am, 1:40, 3:30, 4:40, 7:40, (Movies 8) 9:30, 10:40 1:50, 2:50, 3:50, 4:55, 5:55, 7:00, 8:00, 9:00, 10:05, Hot Pursuit Fri-Thu 12:25, 2:50, 5:15, 7:40, 10:05 11:05, 12:01; Sat-Thu 9:45am, 10:45am, 11:40am, Avengers: Age of Ultron Fri-Thu 10:05am, 1:30, 3:50, 4:55, McFarland, USA 12:50, 1:50, 2:50, 3:50, 4:55, 5:55, 7:00, 8:00, 9:00, This Disney-produced “based on the inspirational true 8:20, 10:40 10:05 Avengers: Age of Ultron 3D Fri-Thu 12:25, 7:15 story” sports flick is pure formula. But it’s a formula that Hot Pursuit Fri-Thu 12:05, 2:40, 5:15, 7:50, 10:25 Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Fri-Mon 1:25, 7:00; Tue 1:25 works. Kevin Costner is a high school coach exiled to a Avengers: Age of Ultron Fri-Sat 10:05am, 11:50am, 1:35, Furious 7 Fri-Mon 10:10am, 3:55, 9:30; Tue 10:10am dirtwater farming community in California. There, he 3:20, 5:05, 6:50, 8:35, 10:20, 12:01am; Sun-Thu creates a winning cross country running team with some 10:05am, 11:50am, 1:35, 3:20, 5:05, 6:50, 8:35, 10:20 SUB THEATER of the ragtag local migrant worker kids. It’s all very Furious 7 Fri-Thu 7:10, 10:40 UNM (Student Union Building Room 1003) • 277-5608 familiar, but director Niki Caro ( Whale Rider ) shows Home Fri-Thu 10:25am, 1:15, 4:00 considerable sympathy to the impoverished farm Cinderella Fri-Thu 9:50am, 12:55, 4:00 Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. workers depicted here. Reviewed in v24 i8. 129 minutes. PG. (Movies 8) COTTONWOOD STADIUM 16 WINROCK STADIUM 16 IMAX & RPX Cottonwood Mall • 897-6858 2100 Louisiana Blvd. NE • 881-2220 The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel gave audiences the exact Please check alibi.com/filmtimes for films and times. dose of twee elderly romance, exotic locals and faintly inuendo-filled comedy they were looking for. So everybody from director ( Shakespeare in Love ’s John Madden) to cast (Dev Patel, Maggie Smith, Judi Dench, Bill Nighy) have returned for more of the same. Seems the now successful retirement hotel in Jaipur, India, has only one vacancy left, prompting newcomers (including Richard Gere) to fight for space. 122 minutes. PG. (Movies 8)

The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water When the secret formula for Krabby Patties goes missing, SpongeBob and his pals (Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs) venture into the real world (featuring a mix of live-action and 3D animation) to recover it from a dastardly pirate (Antonio Banderas ... no, really). Also, they become superheroes. Yeah, SpongeBob doesn’t make a lot of sense. But it’s awesome. 93 minutes. PG. (Movies 8) a

[28 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [29 ] MUSIC | SHOw Up! AURAL FIXATION BY AUGUST MARCH Kirk vs. Rock A brief teleplay Hold Out til Midnite Scene: Bridge of United Federation Starship Enterprise. The crew is arrayed at their Four shows to get you there and back customary stations. Uhura sits at the previously in this week’s Show Up, you can bet communications panel, forever listening. Spock stands at the science officer’s station eying a the forward-looking and listening part of me viewscreen and juggling an obscene amount of ’ will be in tune with the Tannex (1417 Fourth data. Street SW) on Saturday, May 30. That Meanwhile, Scotty paces back and forth evening, Marya Errin Jones’ favorite joint upstage drinking from a bottle of Saurian brandy and muttering something about the lights up with a heavy-heavy instrumental engines. A diagram representing facets of early incursion featuring experimental saxophonist 21st-century Earth culture is displayed on the Curt Oren as well as local experimental main viewscreen, cascading through scenes of guitarist Ipytor Gavyen Machislav and master chaos and redemption. of tuba Mark Weaver . James Tiberius Kirk enters from stage left. He swaggers over to his command chair, sits Oren, of Minneapolis, uses the technique of down abruptly with an air of control and circular breathing to birth complex chordal activates the Library Computer. He begins Sly and Robbie PHOTO CRED: LUKE THOMAS structures. Expansively spacious and conversing—in a measured, sometimes halting technically tenacious, works such as “What Is” tone—with the disembodied feminine voice (2509 San Mateo NE) on Thursday, May 28. and “Good Morning” demonstrate the artist’s floating through the air, all around him: BY AUGUST MARCH The strictly regulated vocal meter of front —Computer. commitment to far-out sonic exploration. man Artimus Prime dances around the grungy —Working. Meanwhile, Machislav has chops that slay with —Who were the great players of that age? Felonius my old friend/ Step on in and let guitar gloss of Cary “Scary Cary” Singman in a a weirdly compelling technique that both Who were the great composers and conductors ... me shake your hand/ So glad that you’re fashion reminiscent of uh, well rock music masters and destroys the structures inherent in who were the performers and musicians, the “here again/ For one more time/ Let your laced with hip-hop. But whatever, these dudes instrumental virtuosi that stunned and dazzled? modern jazz. madness run with mine/ Streets still unseen can obviously partay; they’ve got the tattoos, —Working. As for Weaver, well, he’s clearly the baddest we’ll find somehow/ No time is better than mad-dog shades and tuneage like “Home —I want some names, damn it! tuba player in town, but beyond that, he brings —Unable to complete given computation, now/ Tell me where are you driving/ Midnite Invasion” to prove it. Plus, they’re from a tough and tender tonality to the instrument given Captain’s stated parameters. cruiser/ Where is your bounty/ Of fortune and Califas, dig? Tickets for this 21+ excursion to that defies categorization as he turns the bell of —Interpretation, Mr. Spock? fame/ I am another/ Gentlemen loser/ Drive Zach de la Rocha’s darkest fantasies will cost ya —Apparently Captain, the triumph of the big instrument toward the endless New me to Harlem/ Or somewhere the same./ The $15, and The Chimpz start rocking and Postmodernism during the latter half of Earth’s Mexican sky. The price of attending this 20th century led to a most unfortunate and world that we used to know/ People tell me it rapping (at the same time) at 8pm. don’t turn no more/ The places we used to go/ tremendous all-ages recital is a mere six dollars. unforeseen outcome regarding the musical arts. That’s fucking heavenly considering what the It was replaced by more popular creative Familiar faces that ain’t smilin’ like before/ The formats related to hipsterism that mostly Friday listener is likely to get in return. The curtain at time of our time has come and gone/ I fear we As an undergrad at UNM in the late ’80s and included banjos and mouth-harps. been waiting too long.”— “Midnite Cruiser” Tannex rises at 8pm that night. Postmodernism in music utterly vanished by the early ’90s, I was nearly moved to tears by the year 2025. by Steely Dan from the album Can’t Buy a then-ascendant popularity of reggae music. It Thrill . —The entire avant-garde wiped out over the seemed like every house party I attended was Monday course of a decade. What brutality, eh Spock? William Elliott Whitmore, a bluesman of some blasting wholesome Jamaican sunshine out into —If I may resume, sir, the Vulcan intones renown, plays Low Spirits (2823 Second Here, Donald Fagen writes from the the dark and dank confines of the student gravely. Street NW) on Monday, June 1. Usually, I’m —Fragmentation and, ironically, genre- perspective of a shady underworld figure whose ghetto. It was groovy, and everyone got to not too hep to the blues, but in this case I will hopping contributed to the demise. Improperly associations have nearly led to ruin and dance. Thirty years on, EDM has captured the relent due to the awesome banjo-fied talent of directed forms of technology, in particular a certainly to cynical disenchantment. Throw in hearts of the next generation, yet reggae music phenomenon called “autotune,” hastened the Whitmore, who has gigged with the likes of a tasty hook and more than a few major and continues to soldier on as classic acts take to the inter-dimensional winking out of “high music” as Chris Cornell and Clutch, somehow minor seventh chords and you’ve got a jazzbo’s road to recapture the glory and ears of youthful well. The end first became apparent when maintaining a delicate balance between the independent music venues, symphony fecund fever dream. Ironically, Outre Dan’s and not-so-youthful revelers across America. time hasn’t come and gone; they’re touring aforementioned genre of self-reflective sadness orchestras and private recording studios The El Rey Theater (622 Central SW) gets disappeared, to be mysteriously replaced with and pure punk-rock proclivities present in his arenas this summer with Elvis Costello in tow, with the groove on Friday, May 29, when the sports pavilions, popular music award powerful performances. and Fagen’s been writing some arch music historic venue welcomes Sly Dunbar and broadcasts and faster internet connection Whitmore’s got a relaxed stage presence speeds. criticism for Rolling Stone of late. As for waiting Robbie Shakespeare , progenitor/innovators of that, when combined with an intense take on —Anything else I need to know before we too long, hell, all you gotta do is read this the somewhat smoky genre. the capabilities of the stringed instruments he warp away from this dismal decade, Mr. Spock? column and pick out a show or two or four, and Sly and Robbie have been playing together —It is fascinating that some complex forms commands, leads listeners to a veritable that fear will surely dissipate. So yeah, let your since the 1970s. As a rhythm section, they’ve of music from this shadowy era did survive. We wonderland of American music. Local madness run with mine; it’s nearly show time backed some of reggae’s giants, including have, for example, cataloged a scattering of plangent picker AJ Woods is also included in recordings from a lost art known as rocanrol after all. Mighty Diamonds, while also developing a this folk-filled bill wherein multi-genre guitar music, including recordings by artists known as sound that defied the conventions of dancehall genius Meredith Wilder opens. This wildly Wiz Khalifa, Katy Perry, Billy Joel and Ween. Thursday and roots music by incorporating electronica There is also the entirety of the work of an poetic and plaintive production is meant for Back in the ’90s there was a thing called rap- and hip-hop aesthetics. Of course you can artist known only to us as Prince Roger Nelson, those over the age of 21 and requires a 10 spot which somehow survives to this day. It’s quite rock. Bands like Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock and dance to the results, but the intricacy and for admittance. The doors open at 8pm, and funky to use the specialized patois of the time Papa Roach played a blend of two genres that intimacy of their work makes for great listening the music begins rolling toward the mountains period. was energetic, unrestrained and oftimes as well. And while reggae may never regain the —Spock, you have the con. Oh, and pipe and the river at 8:30 that evening. perplexingly pompous. As the new millennium cultural cache among Caucasian college kids it some of that rocanrol stuff down to my cabin. I dawned, those who took the macho mash-up once held, legendary performers like Sly and might need to do a little research. Mr. Chekov, The time of our time has not come and gone, get us the hell out of here. seriously (Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Robbie remind us why reggae went into though the folks at Steely Dan would have you Kirk swaggers to the turbolift, headed for his Machine) added a sense of postmodern (there’s supersonic orbit way back when. Admission believe otherwise. If you fear you’ve been cabin. Later on that stardate, as he reads that word again) deconstruction to it and prices range between $25-$50 for this 18+ through reconstructed versions of Zap Comix waiting too long to confirm this and other facts survived, while the others drowned in the upbeat extravaganza, and the show starts at and the collected Sonic Reducers of a made manifest in this week’s column, I’ve got mysterious, early 21st-century music critic sweat produced by their own backwards 8pm. baseball caps. Well, not all of them drowned. some advice for you. Go see a show; it’s the named Michael Henningsen, Yeoman Rand only way you can possibly buy a thrill, and no nervously knocks at his door. 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MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [31 ] [32 ] WEEKLY ALIBI MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 5:30pm • FREE PRANZO ITALIAN GRILL , Santa Fe David Geist • cabaret • SONIC REDUCER Music 6pm • $2 BY AUGUST MARCH PUEBLO HARVEST CAFÉ Party on the Patio: Raven Rutherford & Calendar Her Sweet Potato Pie Band • 6pm • $10 Twenty One SCALO NORTHERN ITALIAN GRILL Le Chat Lunatique • dirty jazz • 8:30pm • FREE Pilots SISTER Ufomammut • metal, psychedelic • Usnea • doom Blurryface THURSDAY MAY 28 metal • Black Maria • rock • 9pm • $7 (Fueled by Ramen) SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe The Alchemy Party • $7 • Bella Gigante • BEN MICHAEL’S Latin Jam Session • 7pm • FREE 9pm • Reggae Dancehall Friday • 10pm • $5 -$7 There are so many musical THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Ancient SNEAKERZ Modus Operandi • alternative, punk • 6pm paths twisting, bifurcating Bones • 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Escape Friday: DJ and sometimes appearing BURT’S TIKI LOUNGE Island Roots Party ft. The Boom Roots Devin • Chris de Jesus • 9pm • $10 for men seemingly out of nowhere Collective • 10pm • FREE ST. CLAIR WINERY & BISTRO Swag • jazz, blues, Motown • on Twenty One Pilots’ new release Blurryface . CORRALES BISTRO BREWERY , Corrales The Richmond Trio • 6pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! The whole damn thing is almost difficult to 6pm • FREE TINY’S RESTAURANT , Santa Fe Chris Abeyta • singer- listen to all the way through. Almost. Due to DIRTY BOURBON Zach Coffey • country • 9pm • $5 songwriter • 5:30pm • Grateful Dead Tribute: Detroit the high quality of the meanderings held within DUKE CITY SOUND STAGE JE Double F • punk, hip-hop • Creep Lightning • 8:30pm • FREE this recording, most listeners will just about Status • Israel Summon • Echoes Of Fallen • metal • TLUR PA LOUNGE , Sandia Resort and Casino Groove City • make it. Much like Thom Yorke’s predictive lyric Annihilate • punk • 7pm • $8 • ALL -AGES! 9:30pm • FREE from Kid A , “Here, I’m allowed everything all of HOTEL ANDALUZ Jesus Bas y MÁS • 7pm • ALL -AGES! TRACTOR BREWERY WELLS PARK Youngsville CD Release the time,” Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun take a THE JAM SPOT Sixteen D • Destroy to Recreate • metal • Party • 8pm • FREE maximalist approach to the future. In the good Lacerated Faith • metal • Belletrist • Left to Rot • Fatally TRIPLE SEVENS , Isleta Casino Brahma • country • 9:30pm • old days, genre-hopping was accomplished Dying Within • 7pm • $10 • ALL -AGES! FREE track by track or album by album, but now, LAUNCHPAD Teenage Bottlerocket • punk • The Copyrights • pop, VERNON’S HIDDEN VALLEY STEAKHOUSE Larry Freedman • nearly a fifth of the way through the 21st punk • The Larimers • The Ill Motion • 8pm • $10 solo piano • 7pm • FREE century, Twenty One Pilots piles it on as LIZARD TAIL BREWING Kamikaze Karaoke • 7:30pm • FREE • minutes pass; each tune juts and stutters and ALL -AGES! SATURDAY MAY 30 flies off in myriad directions that make the LOS GRIEGOS LIBRARY The Squash Blossom Boys • bluegrass, work of Daniel Johnston seem simple in folk • 5pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM OF ART AND HISTORY Art in the comparison. Check out “Heavydirtysoul” and LOW SPIRITS The 4ontheFloor • Double Plow • rock • The Pretty Afternoon: Cali Shaw • indie, folk • 2pm • FREE • Jazz Under Goods • 9pm • $8 “Goner” for clues as to how that is the Stars: Matt Marshak • Ryan Montano • 7pm • $14 -$16 • accomplished. MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Beg, Borrow & Steal • 6pm • FREE ALL -AGES! MONTE VISTA FIRE STATION Alex Maryol • blues, rock • 8pm • BIEN SHUR Kari Simmons Group • R&B, funk, soul • 9pm • FREE FREE THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho John M. Graham NED’S BAR & GRILL Metal World Radio presents: The Band • 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! Parker & The Chimpz • 8pm • $15 • See “Show Up!” BOOKWORKS Sage & Jared’s Happy Gland Band • folk, indie • Rumour PUEBLO HARVEST CAFÉ Party on the Patio: The Memphis P. 3pm • FREE Tails • blues • 6pm • $10 COOLWATER FUSION RESTAURANT Comedy Showcase hosted Mystery Glue RANCHERS CLUB Lindy Gold • piano • 6:30pm • FREE by Dawn Schary • 9pm • FREE (Universal) SAVOY WINE BAR & GRILL Step In Blues • 6pm • FREE • THE COOPERAGE Nosotros • salsa • 9:30pm • $7 ALL -AGES! CORRALES BISTRO BREWERY , Corrales The Deteriorators • I’m pretty sure the first SISTER Low Life with DJs Caterwaul and Rygar • 9pm • FREE 6pm • FREE time I heard Graham SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe Latin Night with VDJ Dany • 9pm • Golden DIRTY BOURBON Zach Coffey • country • 9pm • $5 Parker & The Rumour was Thursdays • 10pm DOWNTOWN GROWERS’ MARKET Kubatana Marimba • 1pm • on the old KRST-FM in 1979. The band had ST. CLAIR WINERY & BISTRO Prisma • 6pm • FREE FREE • ALL -AGES! been branded as New Wave by American AOR SUNSHINE THEATER All That Remains • heavy metal • Devour DUKE CITY SOUND STAGE Get Action • punk • Colossal Heads • disc jockeys, and the folks at the local radio The Day • Illumina A.D. • metal • Sorry Guero! • 7:30pm • The Dying Beds • punk • 8pm • $8 • ALL -AGES! station that used the god Pan as part of their $18 ELENA GALLEGOS PICNIC AREA The New Mexican Marimba logo were no exception. Really, Parker and his TINY’S RESTAURANT , Santa Fe Blues Revue • 8pm • FREE Band • 7pm • $2 per vehicle • ALL -AGES! ensemble came up through a very interesting TRACTOR BREWERY WELLS PARK pLOUD Music Series: Beer ENVY @ ROUTE 66 CASINO DJ Remainz • 8pm • FREE and underrated British rocanrol subgenre Week • 8pm • FREE HISTORIC OLD TOWN Summertime in Old Town: Cowboy Way • known as pub rock. Their stripped down, blues- TRIPLE SEVENS , Isleta Casino Karaoke • 9:30pm • FREE 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! inflected, working-class affirmative version of WINNING COFFEE CO. Above Average Open Mic • 7pm • FREE • IMBIBE Ryan Shea • 10pm • FREE rock and roll music came before punk and new ALL -AGES! THE JAM SPOT Left to rot • Goo-Nee-Nees • hard rock, metal • wave. It was a reaction to the outrageous What Lies in Between • Impact Theory • In Dying My Soul • excesses of Brit rock culture in the mid ’70s FRIDAY MAY 29 7pm • $7 • ALL -AGES! and took itself fairly seriously. Parker and his LOUNGE 54 @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Ravin Hill • rock, gang continue aging with righteous indignation ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM OF ART AND HISTORY Salsa Under soul • 9pm • FREE and an intensely accurate sense of what jams the Stars: Nosotros • salsa • 7pm • $12 -$14 • ALL -AGES! LUCKY 66 BOWL, DEWAR’S PUB Karaoke • 9pm • FREE with Mystery Glue , the band’s second release BIEN SHUR Kari Simmons Group • R&B, funk, soul • 9pm • FREE LUCKY’S LOUNGE Karaoke • 8pm • FREE since reforming in 2011. I liked opener “Transit THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho John MARBLE BREWERY WESTSIDE TAP ROOM Grace Askew • 6pm MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Rock Bottom • 1:30pm • Iron Chiwawa • of Venus” and number nine track “I’ve Done Martinez • 7pm • Chile Pi • pop, folk • 9pm • FREE • Bad Things” the best. ALL -AGES! 6pm • FREE BURT’S TIKI LOUNGE Gabrielle Jackson CD Release Party • MONTE VISTA FIRE STATION Felix y los Gatos • Americana, 9pm • FREE Creole funk • 9pm • FREE Holly CARAVAN EAST Power Drive Band • country, variety • 5pm • $5 PONDEROSA BREWING COMPANY Keith Sanchez • rock, Herndon THE CHOCOLATE DUDE Alpha Blue • 7pm blues • 3pm Platform COOLWATER FUSION RESTAURANT Jill Cohn • 6pm • FREE PRANZO ITALIAN GRILL , Santa Fe David Geist & Julie Trujillo • CORRALES BISTRO BREWERY , Corrales Roger Jameson • 6pm • $2 (4AD) 6pm • FREE PUEBLO HARVEST CAFÉ Party on the Patio: Entourage Jazz • jazz • 6pm • $10 Platform by Holly DIRTY BOURBON Zach Coffey • country • 9pm • $5 Herndon is just one HISTORIC EL REY THEATER Sly & Robbie & The Taxi Gang RANCHERS CLUB Lindy Gold • piano • 7pm • FREE THE RANGE CAFÉ , Bernalillo Earl Poole Ball • honky tonk • magnificent yet modest with Bitty Mclean • Rastafari Works International Sound example of how the future System • Jamalski • reggae • 8pm • $25 -$50 • See “Show 8pm • $10 • ALL -AGES! Up!” SAVOY WINE BAR & GRILL The Rudy Boy Experiment • rock, will sound. Possessing an ability to craftily HISTORIC OLD TOWN Summertime in Old Town: Bob Farrell blues • 6pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! disguise itself as pop or electronica, this is and Brushfire • 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! SISTER Russian Girlfriends • rock • Stellatone • Red Bush • actually a recording of high art, incorporating IMBIBE DJ Rotation • 9pm • FREE Greenbeard • 8pm • $5 musical methodologies that declare the LAUNCHPAD Red Light Cameras • indie rock • Award Tour • rock • SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe B-Side Players • variety • 8pm • $10 • triumph of the human voice over its mechanical Green Fairy • The Porter Draw • alt.country, Americana • Replenish with Audio Buddha • Alchemy 2.0 • Above and digital successors. Featured vocalist Claire 9:30pm Ground • 10pm Tolan—an American, Berlin-based programmer LOUNGE 54 @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Ravin Hill • rock, STAGE @ SANTA ANA STAR , Bernalillo Vegas Night: DJ Miss and artist who explores human-computer soul • 9pm • FREE Joy • 9pm • $5 for women; $10 for men interactions—does an amazing job of LOW SPIRITS Bandwidth No Name • funk, hip-hop, rock • The ST. CLAIR WINERY & BISTRO Shane Wallin • soul, pop • 6pm • describing the complex sonic Uplift Movement • Jimmy’s FamJamly • Golden Age • 9pm FREE psychogeographies rendered by Herndon. On LUCKY 66 BOWL, DEWAR’S PUB Karaoke • 9pm • FREE STONE FACE TAVERN Flashback • variety • 8:30pm • FREE pieces such as “Interference” and “Lonely at MAPLE STREET DANCE SPACE Sherri and The Ex’s • blues • TANNEX Curt Oren • Ipytor Gavyen Machislav • Mark Weaver • the Top,” Herndon takes the tuition of likely 8:30pm • $5 -$12 • ALL -AGES! jazz, improv • 8pm • $6 • See “Show Up!” predecessor Laurie Anderson to levels that MARBLE BREWERY WESTSIDE TAP ROOM Jeff Jones • 6pm TAYLOR RANCH LIBRARY All Around Mota • Latin, pop, blues • might have seemed outrageously avant-garde MOLLY’S BAR , Tijeras Tom Russell • 1:30pm • Twisted Mojo • 1pm • FREE in 1980, and are still deeply descriptive of rockin’ blues • 6pm • FREE TINY’S RESTAURANT , Santa Fe Bone Orchard • Americana • 8:30pm • FREE things to come—as today becomes tomorrow. MONTE VISTA FIRE STATION Holland K. Smith • 9pm • FREE In Herndon’s vision of that place, the humans OUTPOST PERFORMANCE SPACE OUTPOST RENTAL: Scott & won, though the price they paid is manifested Johanna Hongell-Darsee • 8pm • $15 -$20 as dissonance and sonic tension. a PRAIRIE STAR , Santa Ana Pueblo Todd Tijerina • blues, rock • Music Calendar continues on page 34 MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [33 ] THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Blue Music Calendar continued from page 33 Collar Jazz Group • 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! CANTEEN BREWHOUSE Ian McFeron & Alisa Milner • indie, TLUR PA LOUNGE , Sandia Resort and Casino Groove City • Americana • 6pm • FREE 9:30pm • FREE CARAVAN EAST Quarter Moon • country • 5pm • FREE, ladies TRACTOR BREWERY WELLS PARK In The SECRET Mix: Flo night Fader • 9pm • FREE THE COOPERAGE Albuquerque Jazz Orchestra • 7:30pm • TRACTOR BREWING TAPROOM Cider Day Night Fever: FREE • ALL -AGES! Nicolatron • 8pm • FREE CORRALES BISTRO BREWERY , Corrales Cloudship • TRIPLE SEVENS , Isleta Casino Brahma • country • 9:30pm • Americana • 6pm • FREE FREE IMBIBE College Night with DJ Automatic & Drummer Camilo VERNON’S HIDDEN VALLEY STEAKHOUSE Mary Mayhem • Quinones • 9:30pm • FREE classic rock, acoustic • 5:30pm • Lori Michaels • jazz piano, LAUNCHPAD Crowbar • Battlecross • heavy metal • Lord Dying • vocals • 7pm • FREE metal • Noctiphetamine • 8pm • $15 LOW SPIRITS Matt Woods • Russell James Pyle • folk, singer- SUNDAY MAY 31 songwriter • The Whiskey Priest • indie, folk • 9:30pm • See preview box. CANTEEN BREWHOUSE Claudio Tolousse Group • blues, soul • ZINC WINE BAR & BISTRO Annalise Emerick • folk, singer- 3pm • FREE songwriter • 8pm • FREE CORRALES BISTRO BREWERY , Corrales Next Three Miles • indie, folk • 3pm • FREE WEDNESDAY JUNE 3 COVENANT PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH Covenant Series Concert: Finnders and Youngberg • bluegrass • 7pm • THE BARLEY ROOM Karaoke with DJ Scarlett Diva • 9pm • $10 -$15, FREE for 16 and under • ALL -AGES! FREE DIRTY BOURBON The Band of Heathens • rock • 7:30pm • $17 BEN MICHAEL’S Sammy Perez Jazz Jam Session • 7pm • FREE EMBASSY SUITES HOTEL Smooth Jazz N’ Blues Brunch • CORRALES BISTRO BREWERY , Corrales Jim Jones • 6pm • 11am • FREE • ALL -AGES! FREE HISTORIC OLD TOWN Summertime in Old Town: L@s Otr@s • LAUNCHPAD Hookers • Black Wizard • YAR • Hanta • stoner 1pm • Los Primos • 2pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! rock • 9:30pm • $7 O’NIELL’S PUB , Northeast Heights Los Radiators • folk, blues • LUCKY 66 BOWL, DEWAR’S PUB Open Mic Night • 7pm • FREE 4pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! LUCKY’S LOUNGE LGBT Night: DJ DraZtiK • 9pm • FREE THE REHABILITATION CENTER OF ALBUQUERQUE Concert in MONTE VISTA FIRE STATION Blues Jam with The Memphis P. the Park: Murata • 6pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! Tails • 8pm • FREE VERNON’S HIDDEN VALLEY STEAKHOUSE Bob Tate • solo PIANO SOURCE Monthly Big Band Performance & Dance piano • 6pm • FREE Party: Westside Sound Big Band • 6pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! RANCHERS CLUB Lindy Gold • piano • 6:30pm • FREE MONDAY JUNE 1 SISTER Natty Vibes • 8pm • $10 SKYLIGHT , Santa Fe Singer-songwriter Open Mic with Jason ALBUQUERQUE BREWING COMPANY The Draft Sessions Open Reed • 7pm • $2 Mic • 6pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! TRACTOR BREWERY WELLS PARK Kamikaze Karaoke • 7pm • THE BLUE GRASSHOPPER BREW PUB , Rio Rancho Open FREE Blues Mic with Slim • 7pm • FREE • ALL -AGES! TRIPLE SEVENS , Isleta Casino Whiskey & Women • 8pm • CORRALES BISTRO BREWERY , Corrales Jill Cohn • 6pm • FREE FREE DUKE CITY SOUND STAGE Pillow Talk • Sinai Vessel • CRTTRZ • math rock • Five Mile Float • indie • 6:30pm • $7 -$10 • ALL -AGES! THURSDAY JUNE 4 LIZARD TAIL BREWING Open Mic Jam Night • 7pm • FREE LOW SPIRITS William Elliott Whitmore • AJ Woods • folk, BEN MICHAEL’S Latin Jam Session • 7pm • FREE rock • Meredith Wilder • 8:30pm • $10 • See “Show Up!” EFFEX 808 Productions Presents: G Jones • dance • 9pm • LUCKY’S LOUNGE Karaoke • 7pm • FREE $7.99 MARBLE BREWERY WESTSIDE TAP ROOM Garry Blackchild • HOTEL ANDALUZ Jesus Bas y MÁS • 7pm • ALL -AGES! 6pm IMBIBE 1st Thursday Comedy • 7:30pm • FREE SISTER The Peculiar Pretzelmen • Slow Motion Cowboys • folk • LAUNCHPAD The Supervillains • Mondo Vibrations • reggae, 8pm • $5 rock • Burque Sol • 8pm • $10 SUNSHINE THEATER Tyler, the Creator • hip-hop • Taco • 7pm • LIZARD TAIL BREWING Kamikaze Karaoke • 7:30pm • FREE • $27.50 • ALL -AGES! ALL -AGES! TRACTOR BREWERY WELLS PARK Thirsty Thursday: Keith Sanchez • rock, blues • 8pm • FREE TUESDAY JUNE 2 ZINC WINE BAR & BISTRO The Deltaz • Americana • 9:30pm • BEN MICHAEL’S Joe Daddy Blues Jam Session • 7pm • FREE FREE a EVENT | PREVIEW

Beards, Ballads and Beers It’s a bear! It’s Bigfoot! No—it’s Matt Woods taking the stage at Low Spirits (2823 Second Street NW) on June 2. All the way from Knoxville, Tenn., this shaggy singer, songwriter and guitarist is bringing his raw and gritty talent to country and Americana. On tour repping his fifth album With Love From Brushy Mountain , Woods has TUESDAY a rough and heartbreaking voice that brings Zac Brown to mind. Don’t be JUNE 2 surprised if you find a tear in your beer during “Deadman’s Blues” and “Ain’t No Living.” Yet, have no fear that this will be a country sob-fest as tunes like Low Spirits “Beating Down My Door” and “Days of Walking” will have you kicking up your 2823 Second Street NW heels, and gorgeously remixed covers of favorites like Sarah McLachlan’s alibi.com/e/143793 “Angel” will have you singing along. This 21+ gig starts at 9:30pm with 9:30pm openers Russell James Pyle and The Whiskey Priest, so get ready for a little bit of country and a little bit of rock ’n’ roll. Check lowspiritslive.com for ticket prices. (Renee Chavez) a

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MAY 28-JUNE 3 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI [37 ] Free Will Astrology | Horoscopes by rob brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keith Moon played drums street. Remote possibilities are taking short cuts as for the rock band The Who. He was once voted the they head your way. I swear the far horizon and the second-greatest drummer in history. But his erratic lucky stars seem closer than usual. Is it all a mirage? behavior, often provoked by drugs or alcohol, Some of it may be, but at least a part of it is very real. If sometimes interfered with his abilities. In 1973 The you want to be ready to seize the surprising Who was doing a live concert near San Francisco when opportunities that show up in your vicinity, I suggest the horse tranquilizer that Moon had taken earlier you make yourself as innocent and expansive as caused him to pass out. The band appealed to the possible. Drop any jaded attitudes you may be audience for help. “Can anybody play the drums?” harboring. Let the future know that you are prepared to asked guitarist Pete Townshend. “I mean somebody receive a flood of beauty, truth and help. good?” A 19-year-old amateur drummer named Scot Halpin volunteered. He played well enough to finish the SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I suspect that marriages show. I suspect that sometime soon, Aries, you may of convenience will begin to wither away unless they also get an unexpected opportunity to play the role of a evolve into bonds of affection. Connections that have substitute. Be ready! been fed primarily on fun and games must acquire more ballast. In fact, I recommend that you reevaluate all TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The weta is a very large your contracts and agreements. How are they working insect whose habitat is New Zealand. It looks like a for you? Do they still serve the purpose you want them robotic grasshopper, with giant black eyes on a long red to? Is it time to acknowledge that they have face, enlarged hind legs bearing spikes and floppy, transformed and need to be reconfigured? As you take oversized antennae. The native Maori people call it “the inventory, be both tough-minded and compassionate. god of the ugly things.” Please note that this is a term of respect. The weta’s title is not “the most monstrous SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Petrarch was an of the ugly things,” or “the worst” or “the scariest” or influential 14th-century Italian poet whose main work “the most worthless of the ugly things.” Rather, the was Songbook. It’s a collection of 366 poems, most of Maori say it’s the god—the highest, the best, the most which are dedicated to Laura, the woman he loved. For glorious. I suspect that in the coming days, Taurus, you 40 years he churned out testaments of longing and will have a close encounter with your own version of a appreciation for her, despite the fact that they never “god of ugly things.” Doesn’t it deserve your love and spent time together. She was married to another man welcome? and was wrapped up in raising her 11 children. Should we judge Petrarch harshly for choosing a muse who GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You have successfully was so unavailable? I don’t. Muse-choosing is a made the transition from brooding caterpillar to social mysterious and sacred process that transcends logic. butterfly. Soon you will be in your full, fluttery glory, I’m bringing the subject to your attention because never lingering too long with one thought, one friend or you’re entering a new phase in your relationship with one identity. Some heavy-duty, levelheaded stalwarts muses. It’s either time to choose a new one (or two?) or might wish you would be more earthy and anchored, else adjust your bonds with your current muses. but I don’t share their concern. At least for now, having a long attention span is overrated. You have entered CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “The soul moves in the fidgety, inquisitive part of your cycle, when flitting circles,” said the ancient Greek philosopher Plotinus. and flirting and flickering make perfect sense. Modern psychologist James Hillman agreed, and added this thought: “Hence our lives are not moving straight CANCER (June 21-July 22): Only one fear is worthy of ahead; instead, hovering, wavering, returning, you. Only one fear is real enough and important enough renewing, repeating.” I bring this to your attention, to awaken and activate the numb part of your Capricorn, because you’re now in an extra-intense intelligence. So for now, I suggest that you retire all phase of winding and rambling. This is a good thing! You lesser fears. Stuff them in a garbage bag and hide them are spiraling back to get another look at interesting in a closet. Then put on your brave champion face, teachings you didn’t master the first time around. You gather the allies and resources you need, and go forth are building on past efforts that weren’t strong enough. THANK YOU, PERCY SLEDGE Your long flowing luxurious hair, your seductive eyes … I into glorious battle. Wrestle with your one fear. Reason Your words of power are crooked, gyrate, curvy, You made your mark, and just as you said in your stumbled to ask you about the selections. Your beauty with it. If necessary, use guile and trickery to gain an labyrinthine and corkscrew. interviews, a woman helped you make it, though not was breathtaking! exactly the way you wanted. advantage. Call on divine inspiration, and be a wickedly good truth-teller. And this is crucial: Use your fear to AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s no coincidence that You sang the truth that many men try to hide from THANKS FOR HELPING ME START MY your libido and your mojo are booming at the same time. CAR! awaken and activate the numb part of your intelligence. themselves. Rest in peace. Thank you for giving men who Your libido is in the midst of a deep, hearty awakening, You guys showed up to the rescue when my car stopped know what Love is an Anthem. Unianimem. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In the coming nights, try to see which is generating a surplus of potent, superfine mojo. moving on Menaul right off the freeway. You helped drive your shadow as it’s cast on the ground by the moon. And your surplus of potent, superfine mojo is in turn SAW YOU AT THE SHOP? us to get a can of gas, helped push the car off the street Not by the sun, mind you. Look for the shadow that’s inciting your libido’s even deeper, heartier awakening. I sat across from you at the shop? Would that be Mac’s La and helped us get the car started even after it wouldn’t made by the light of the moon. It might sound There may be times in the coming week when you feel Sierra coffee shop? If so, I’m interested to know which start with more gas. This kind of kindness gave me such corner booth you were in? happiness and hope—THANK YOU! farfetched, but I suspect this experience will have a like you are living with a wild animal. As long as you potent impact on your subconscious mind. It may jostle keep the creature well-fed and well-stroked, it should SOMEONE TO PERFORM RITUALS WITH MOHAWK MAN WITH A TASTE FOR ART loose secrets that you have been hiding from yourself. I provide you with lots of vigorous, even boisterous fun. I want to taste you, mohawk man. I’m so glad I missed the bet it will give you access to emotions and intuitions Saturday the 4th (on the blood moon), at the Blue Eagle PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “I always arrive late at sooner bus this morning as looking at you was a delicious you have been repressing. It could also help you realize metaphysical shop, you: a blonde bobbed-haired young the office, but I make up for it by leaving early,” quipped witch dressed in black buying a book about the dark arts; treat before work. I love the messy outgrown ’do you got that some of the deep, dark stuff you wrestle with is not 19th-century English author Charles Lamb. I invite you myself: tall, dark and mysterious. I went and talked to you going on and the retro aviators you’re sporting. I’d like to bad and scary, but rather fertile and fascinating. to adopt that breezy, lazy attitude in the coming weeks. a little but went a little blank. 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